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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 6 - Full Suey · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: What's up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Is that low energy shit? Come on, bro?
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  Speaker 3: Now you got me all fussed up?
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  Speaker 4: Now I'm angry. I'm angry in the head right now.
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  Speaker 4: I watch just In then use the anger, bro, use it.
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  Speaker 3: So sick of this fucking pod. It's ruining my fucking life, dude,
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  Speaker 3: it's just running your life as already. We'll start from top. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: three two, one. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to
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  Speaker 3: the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today is Monday,
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  Speaker 3: June twenty eighth. It is four o'clock this episode right now.
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  Speaker 3: If you're listening to it, it will be Tuesday, June
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  Speaker 3: twenty ninth. We're wrapping up June already. Man, summer is here.
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  Speaker 3: The birds are chirping. Yes, Roan, how are you doing today?
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  Speaker 1: Time is flying by, But I'm trying to enjoy it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little bit hot outside.
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  Speaker 4: It is. It is a little bit for what I've
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  Speaker 4: been knowing.
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  Speaker 3: It's so hot that I walked abound, walked down to
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  Speaker 3: the Statue of Liberty today and she was naked.
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  Speaker 4: Just jugs hanging out and jersey the whole city to see. Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: I said, that's my city. That's why New York's the
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  Speaker 3: best city planet.
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  Speaker 4: Just her nipples were poking through her tunic. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just see.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean nipples has an accessory this summer for
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  Speaker 1: all statues in the city. No matter where you're at,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a statue, you're gonna be wanting to have
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  Speaker 1: your nips out with a nice cold brew.
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  Speaker 3: They should make a They should make like what what
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  Speaker 3: color is a statue bronze, Yeah, I think.
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  Speaker 4: His bronze, but rust turns it a little bluish.
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  Speaker 3: They should make like a bronze sticker of a nipple
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  Speaker 3: that you can just throw on any statue.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, dude, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: As a feminist type of thing, like we support women,
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, put put nipples where they don't belong. So
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  Speaker 1: it's it destigmatizes us to nipples.
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  Speaker 3: That would actually be so funny just putting that's a
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  Speaker 3: shark tank.
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  Speaker 4: A nipple sticker. Yeah, that shit is genius.
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  Speaker 3: More like a dick sticker, but the dick sticker would
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  Speaker 3: have to be three D unfortunately.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine the fucking guy who gets to clean off the statues,
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  Speaker 1: the guy who has to polish the rust off the statues.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine how horny he gets when he's polishing the titties,
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  Speaker 1: when he's like polishing the torque, Yeah, fully torqued and
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  Speaker 1: just polishing the fucking rust off to a nice, beautiful bronze.
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  Speaker 4: It is a very horny job. Oh my god, polishing
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  Speaker 4: rubbing down those statues.
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  Speaker 1: Well, most statues are of men, and that's honestly why
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  Speaker 1: we have to tear them down so we can get
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  Speaker 1: some more statues of women, so the statue cleaners stop
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  Speaker 1: getting confused when they're rubbing down Robert he Leaves exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I think it should honestly be sort of like if
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  Speaker 3: you're a guy, you rub down the guy statues, and
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  Speaker 3: if you're a girl, you rub down the girl statues.
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  Speaker 1: Or gay guys can rub down the guy's statues, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and lesbian women can rub down the girl statues. But like,
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  Speaker 1: if you're rubbing down a statue you're not attracted to,
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  Speaker 1: that shit.
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  Speaker 4: Should be illegal because they're putting you.
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  Speaker 1: In a bad spot because like what if it you turn,
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  Speaker 1: what if you get horny off of it and you
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  Speaker 1: didn't intend to.
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  Speaker 4: Then you're questioning your sexuality.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, And that's really what the problem with these fucking
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  Speaker 1: Confederate statues are.
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  Speaker 3: Are there actually people who clean statues?
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  Speaker 4: Definitely?
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  Speaker 1: And there's a guy who paints the Golden Gay Bridge
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  Speaker 1: left to right every day?
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  Speaker 4: Know that.
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  Speaker 1: Or there's a guy who every days his job to
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  Speaker 1: paint the Golden gate bridge. Doesn't finish it in one job,
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  Speaker 1: but it's just one guy. Bro, you've never been to
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  Speaker 1: San Fran.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't been to San Fran, Oh, California.
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  Speaker 4: Love it? Bro, I know, I gotta get out there.
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  Speaker 4: You have to which ones you're which?
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  Speaker 1: Which city would you rather go to San Fran, La
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  Speaker 1: or under rated sleeper San Diego.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to go to La.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think like, aren't sand Fran and San Diego
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  Speaker 3: a lot more have better views? Depends on where you are,
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 1: But I think that uh LA's or San Diego's vibe
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  Speaker 1: is everybody's rollerblading and eating savice.
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  Speaker 3: People are just sevice. What Bro, I've never been out there.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, Fucking savice is like live or not live raw
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  Speaker 1: fish that's made into like a salsa and it's like
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  Speaker 1: the fish is cooked in the acidicness of the salsa.
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  Speaker 1: So or you'll you'll you'll have maybe some seafood in there.
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  Speaker 1: Very nice your seafood. I actually am a very big
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  Speaker 1: seafood guy. A couple of weeks ago, I was experimenting
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  Speaker 1: with a shrimp and beef jerky only diet.
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  Speaker 3: That's so gross. It's very healthy though, because it's all
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  Speaker 3: lean protein. It's all lean protein, dude. Like a pound
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  Speaker 3: of shrimp is like four hundred calories and like seventy
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  Speaker 3: grams of protein, and it'll take you a whole day
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  Speaker 3: to eat it sand with strawberries. I'm pretty sure now
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  Speaker 3: strawberries have no protein, but they don't have a lot
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  Speaker 3: of calories though they've a lot of sugar. But so you
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  Speaker 3: were just eating beef jerky and shrimp. But uh, I
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  Speaker 3: feel like you're neglecting some food groups by doing that.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need to. Joe Rogan told me it was
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  Speaker 3: okay to do that.
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  Speaker 4: Just venison venison jerky, and it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was all frozen frozen shrimp because frozen shrimp shake.
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  Speaker 3: So throw them in like ice, into the blender with some.
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  Speaker 1: Milk because heating up the shrimp from when it's frozen
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  Speaker 1: makes a lot of nutrients.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what gets you strong. I've actually heard out
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  Speaker 3: more calories than cold shrimp.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that about baked potatoes, that if you microwave
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  Speaker 1: a baked potato it turns it into a super food.
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  Speaker 1: And people tell you that with the fucking straight face
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  Speaker 1: they're dead.
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  Speaker 3: Serious about it.
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  Speaker 4: Was like a big thing.
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  Speaker 3: That was like eating a banana upside down is less calories.
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  Speaker 4: That was a big that was Is that.
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  Speaker 3: Actually when I was a kid, Yeah, you just like
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  Speaker 3: dangle underneath it like the kiss and Spider Man.
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  Speaker 4: You just have to like hang like a bat and something.
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  Speaker 3: But man, I don't know even I don't even really
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  Speaker 3: know how you figure out what it's the right side
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  Speaker 3: up of a banana. A lot of them are preysymmetrical.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that is. I mean, I don't know how you
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  Speaker 4: figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: I've also heard that you look at it, celery burns
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  Speaker 1: more calories to chow than there are in celery.
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  Speaker 3: That makes sense because celery is nothing. Celery is bad though.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not about to waste you mean, bad tasting. It's not.
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  Speaker 3: It's not brutal like I like it. I like it
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  Speaker 3: with some wings. Yeah, but that's the only time I
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  Speaker 3: would ever eat celery.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me answer me this, bro, and don't lie. Blue
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  Speaker 1: cheese ranch, come on, come on.
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  Speaker 3: So it depends for hot wings. I like blue cheese.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, what throw this guy in fucking jail.
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  Speaker 4: You like that? That's not a big thing. No, I
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  Speaker 4: think it is. I love Yeah, I love blue cheese.
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  Speaker 3: Especially. All have ranch with regular chicken like like chicken breast.
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  Speaker 4: But uh, for folks, they don't know. They don't know
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  Speaker 4: nothing about ranch. No, they don't.
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  Speaker 3: And it's probably a good thing because ranch is like, uh,
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  Speaker 3: it's gross. How it's like yogurt?
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  Speaker 4: It's like yogi? And how is yogi gross? Yogurt a yogurt?
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  Speaker 3: But I feel like yogurts a very commonly disliked food,
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  Speaker 3: even though I love yogurt.
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  Speaker 4: I like a Greek yogurt in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeahts. Yogurt is a big gangs gains thing. Get
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  Speaker 3: the gains in, get the protein, lean pro Do you
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  Speaker 3: think about cottage cheese? Hell? No, bro cottage Jeesus cheese.
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  Speaker 3: They definitely grow that on humans.
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  Speaker 4: Cottage cheese is disgusting. It's fucking gross gross. It's like, uh,
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  Speaker 4: what do you think? Well, what do you think about
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  Speaker 4: foot fungus? Would you ever eat foot fungus?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: That's a man.
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  Speaker 3: That's where I imagine a cottage cheese comes.
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  Speaker 4: From, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And what's that? Boys? Some visitors walking through the office
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  Speaker 3: out of office today, guys, good to see you, guys.
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  Speaker 4: Take a fucking picture.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, it'll last longer.
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  Speaker 4: Jesus buy or.
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  Speaker 1: Buy an ad on the pod BT of space in
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  Speaker 1: the pod for you guys to buy in. But you
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  Speaker 1: know that mushrooms like magic mushrooms are are grown on ship,
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  Speaker 1: right or all mushrooms are grown on poop.
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  Speaker 3: Growing in trees, like on the inside of trees.
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  Speaker 1: But I think like on animal shit in trees, mushrooms
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  Speaker 1: come from shit shit in dark climates.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's actually interesting because like mushrooms in like everything,
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  Speaker 3: like mushrooms, tobacco, like any like drug that grows from
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  Speaker 3: the ground is usually like the reason that it has
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  Speaker 3: like like causes like a chemical reaction in your brain
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  Speaker 3: is because it's it's supposed to be used as like
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  Speaker 3: a defense mechanism against like animals and stuff trying to
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  Speaker 3: eat it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's supposed to kill them. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 4: like mildly.
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  Speaker 3: Kills So you're basically just poisoning yourself in a sweet way,
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  Speaker 3: though a fucking dope ass way.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that has me wondering if.
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  Speaker 3: Not in a bad way, in a cool way, dope
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  Speaker 3: fucking way, in a sweet way. And that's like every
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  Speaker 3: time that I trip on mushrooms, which is like every weekend,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, time to poison myself again, I mean, and
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  Speaker 3: then I gave every wan that rundown. I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 3: you know, technically, the reason that mushrooms are actually bad
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  Speaker 3: for the reason that mushrooms are actually but.
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  Speaker 4: You're saying it's every weekend.
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  Speaker 1: But I literally saw you fucking like bending down at
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  Speaker 1: your desk eating a fucking chok.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's more of a every day type thing.
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  Speaker 4: Well you're it's a micro dose. Yeah, I'm constantly micro dosing.
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  Speaker 1: It's just at at all times. But you're the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you're just doing it at work is savage.
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  Speaker 4: It's sick. Yeah, it is super savage.
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  Speaker 3: Joe Rogan says, do mushrooms every single day for a year,
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  Speaker 3: and he said, you'll guarantee you'll see big life.
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  Speaker 4: Changes for worse. It's a direct quote too.
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  Speaker 1: I just literally that's all I do, is I fucking
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  Speaker 1: eat mushroom chocolate and shower cold.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's all you need to do in mindset.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking showered cold, and I started getting oblique muscles.
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  Speaker 1: I started to get in like the fucking the trim
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  Speaker 1: ass muscles that usher has the fucking like no I know,
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  Speaker 1: sweet ass lower lower ab. My lower ab started popping
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  Speaker 1: out as soon as I started showering cold.
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  Speaker 3: Shower speaks with the metabolism just gets the mind sharp.
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  Speaker 1: It changed, It changed everything. It was like fucking it
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  Speaker 1: was fucking crazy. Yeah, it was fucking insane, dude. This
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  Speaker 1: Uh I was your weekend home this past weekend. I
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  Speaker 1: was about to tell you I went to another bachelor
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  Speaker 1: party and.
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  Speaker 3: Uh in another strip club. Bro, you've been on the
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  Speaker 3: strip clubs?
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  Speaker 4: Leal they stop. Bro, I did not go to a
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  Speaker 4: strip club.
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  Speaker 3: They time I have an intervention. I did not go
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  Speaker 3: and get this guy out of the clubs. Come on, brother,
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  Speaker 3: could find me in the club. Did he's hit my face?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: How was it? They didn't touch a strip club the
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  Speaker 4: entire time.
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  Speaker 1: But I got into like a treasure situation, all right,
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  Speaker 1: in real life treasure situation. Went to the bar early
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  Speaker 1: on in the bachelor party, and we were talking to
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  Speaker 1: this guy who was trying to unload this land.
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  Speaker 4: It was in central Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 1: He said he had fifteen acres and he said he's
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  Speaker 1: looking to get one thousand dollars an acre.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, First off, you let me.
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  Speaker 3: That's not that bad, right, that's not that bad. Fifteen
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  Speaker 3: K for fifteen acres.
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  Speaker 1: In central Pennsylvania. Oh wait, that's Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I was in the Poconos Pocono Mountains. Oh okay.
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  Speaker 3: Because I was like that looked pretty like majestic.
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  Speaker 4: Did you not know that the Poconos. Poconos do sound.
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  Speaker 3: Uh he's like in the in like the Caribbean Galapagos. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: like the Poconos. But it wasn't. I was actually never
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  Speaker 3: heard of the Poconos until now.
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  Speaker 1: Really first time. Bro, Wait till Batch season comes up. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: he will be fucking seizing Batch season. Oh yeah, come on, bro,
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  Speaker 1: that'll be like second home for me. You're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: fucking and sucking, no doubt in my mind. I went
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  Speaker 1: to this bar. This guy's trying to sell this fucking
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  Speaker 1: land fifteen k and acre. We said, meet us back
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  Speaker 1: here on Sunday. We'll talk it over with the fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Because we had like ten guys. We were saying, like,
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  Speaker 1: maybe we could just divvy it up and fucking five
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  Speaker 1: put it up fifteen hundred and fifteen hundred bucks a person,
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  Speaker 1: ten guys, fucking we all have an acre and a half.
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  Speaker 4: Something like that.
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  Speaker 1: We went to a NASCAR race and at the NASCAR race,
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  Speaker 1: we sat next to some firefighters from Staten Island. We
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  Speaker 1: let them use our cooler because warm beers start fights.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody knows that they're throwing their beers in our cooler.
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  Speaker 1: The race ends, they get out of there, and in
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  Speaker 1: the cooler there's two coins left behind, and one of
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  Speaker 1: them was from eighteen ninety eight, a big like silver
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  Speaker 1: dollar coin. We looked up the value of the coin.
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  Speaker 1: It was thirteen thousand dollars. Jesus, they left behind a
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  Speaker 1: real thirteen thousand dollars coin by accident in our shit.
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  Speaker 4: And it must have been some fire.
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  Speaker 1: Like if these firefighters have it, I feel like they
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  Speaker 1: should like or if they find out about this, please
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  Speaker 1: reach out because we'll get the coin back. But at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, that's almost exactly how much the land costs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, So.
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  Speaker 1: Basically we just lucked into some fucking free land.
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  Speaker 4: So are you buying the land?
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  Speaker 1: I think we're gonna like we we have to go
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  Speaker 1: and like see the land first, but like, we lucked
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  Speaker 1: into this, like Susan B.
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  Speaker 4: Anthony land. Yes, you know where it is, just somewhere
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  Speaker 4: in central Pennsylvania, like by the Pocono's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, so what is it like is it like the
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  Speaker 3: woods or is it like there's like one old dirt
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  Speaker 3: road that gets to this land.
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  Speaker 1: That's just it's not field, It's not I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it's easily developable. But it's been in this guy's family
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  Speaker 1: for like three generations and he's just like a fifteen barfly.
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  Speaker 1: He's hoping to get one thousand dollars an acre. My
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  Speaker 1: one boy is trying to give him twenty K. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: why are you just giving this guy an extra five
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 3: I mean fifteen k? Like did someth is it like
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  Speaker 3: bombs placed on it? Like there's land mines everywhere or
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  Speaker 3: some shit. He just has had like fifteen K for
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  Speaker 3: fifteen acres is like a very very low amount of money.
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  Speaker 1: It might be all cliff It might just be cliffs
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  Speaker 1: that we're buying, but even so, fuck.
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  Speaker 3: You guys should like throw a Walmart there.
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  Speaker 4: A Walmart on a cliff.
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  Speaker 3: It's like that, you should build a mall on the
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  Speaker 3: fifteen k's like.
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  Speaker 1: The most exclusive mall location in the world. Have you
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  Speaker 1: seen that taco bell that's like on a bluff? It
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  Speaker 1: might be in San Diego. Honestly, there's like a famous
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  Speaker 1: taco bell that they're always like throwing on Instagram and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that, And it's a beautiful view. It's a
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  Speaker 1: fucking incredible view. Something like that. A destination Walmart.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we should move the podcast studio up there to
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  Speaker 3: Central PA.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we are like seven episodes in. Like
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  Speaker 1: what are you thinking about, like about the future of
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  Speaker 1: the show, Like do you think that you'd be like
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  Speaker 1: down to take it on the road or like would.
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  Speaker 4: You move for the show?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Of course, yeah, the central Pennsylvania.
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  Speaker 1: What cities are like fly flyless for you? Which ones
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  Speaker 1: are would be sweet for you to move to? And
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  Speaker 1: which ones are you like, No, I'm not moving there.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't only been that many places inside the United States.
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  Speaker 4: Well just outside, just only places outside the.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I've been to Tampa, North Carolina.
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  Speaker 4: That's most places. That's most of the places that.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Exists, Colorado, and then in New England. And I think
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: that's basically everywhere I've been in the United States. That's
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: six states out of fifty.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Bro, you need to start broadening your horizons.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: I know, I want to go on like a road
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: trip type thing. Taco Bell Oh wow, that's awesome. Is
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: that like the Cantina Are those are actually dope as fuck?
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? Have you ever been to one?
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: There was one in Chicago near my uh dorm.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: I mean imagine one of those fucking sweet ass it's
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: got wooden walls, so it's got a bluff, it's got
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: a vista, a fucking vista view.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Bro, that ship would be incredible.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: That is like a that's like that. That's like a
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: capitalism though, what do you mean? That's what they're trying
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: to do these days. They're trying to turn all the modern.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: They're trying to turn all like these like what looked
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: like old like rugged places into like I'm into like
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: a like I don't know, you've seen the picture of
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: like the old the old bookstore and then it's like
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: an Amazon bookstore.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is fucking creepy. Yeah, it's weird. It's called gentrification.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: There's a mc mansion in my town.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: Oh really, it's like an old money mansion turned into
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: a McDonald's.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah wait, a McMansion.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I thought McMansions were in uh, like Dallas when you
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: can buy an actual mansion for like three hundred thousand
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: dollars because real estate is so cheap down there, which.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Sounds like Florida too, right. I don't know if Florida's
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: just see I think it probably depends on where in Florida.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Brother, we need to see We need to get you
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: on the fucking road to see this great land on Mars.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Imagine how broad your horizons would open up.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: We should do live, We should do a tour. We
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: should do a live tour.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: But how what like what would the live tour consist of? Like,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I know, I know what live podcasts are. Would it
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: just be us yeaking like this?
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Would you?
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Would you feel obligated to uh like go out there
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: like like uh Steve Balmber like at a like when
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: like a tech bro goes out onto stage like whoops
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: up the crowd.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: I feel like you would need to do something like that.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: He's the guy from who's the guy from Apple now? Tim?
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Tim Cook?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just going out there to like dance into like
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia Freedom or some shit like that.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Definitely get my groove on up on stage. You could
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: probably freestyle a little bit.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: That's fucking fire. That's not mansions.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy, that's real sweet.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: But I just didn't know that they could do that.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: What is the upstairs? Is it seating or is it offices?
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Seating?
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: There's just like really nice seating upstairs. I went to
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: like childhood birthday parties there growing up?
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: Is that poor or is it rich poor?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess so, but.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: It isn't a mansion. It's a good loophole for poor
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: fold dude. But I was thinking about that this past weekend.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: How how getting on the live show circuit would be
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: fucking sick?
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Just like, how how do we unlock the live show? Like?
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Do we need more format to it? Do we need
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: people asking questions? We need to build in a period
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: where we can stop for a little bit.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: I saw a tiny meat Gang live when I was
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: a senior in high school. Shut up.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in man, and there's was more of Miller and Co.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's was more of like a like a stand
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: up show, That's what I mean.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: Like like they like they wrote.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Jokes and stuff and then they like did like a
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: live like you know how they like react to shit
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: all the time live react. They did act act like
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: a live react to this like a frat to these
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: like frat dudes like promo video or something.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: Was it as sweet as going to a stand up
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: comedy show? Yeah?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: It was really fucking funny. Really Yeah, even though they
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: wrote it. I'm just scared of it. I'm just scared
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I'm scared about the you know, it's not like they
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: wrote everything they were gonna say, but it's like they
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: probably just have like bullet they probably just have like
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: certain talking points.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: I think I saw like a KSC radio live or
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: something like they're going, They're going, they're doing a live
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: show on the fifteenth. That's what the fuck I mean?
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Bro Oh, I thought you meant they had one in
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: the past.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: No, but they're doing it. People are doing it.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean we probably would need to wait
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: a little bit until we have more than five episodes.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that we just dive into it.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I think that we just fucking accelerate this process.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I don't want to really understand, like, like so the
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Tiny King show that was my first one ever saw
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: a live show, But like I don't really understand how
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: like people do like three man stand up shows like
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: shit like that, Like what do you guys just like
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: bouncing off of each other the whole thing.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: People are just funny enough to make shit up as
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: they go.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: It's impressing.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: They just go up there and do improv. I think
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: that they're just like funny dudes.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I think that guys just fucking kick around, fucking kick
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: around jokes, Like they'll just hop on the stage at
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: the Comedy.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Cellar and they'll have what do you mean, no way,
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: they definitely have jokes three. If three people go up,
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: that would be like a cluster fuck if they But if.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: It's just like some random shit like them just roasting
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: back and forth, I feel like that's like what they
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: that you should be able to thrive in a circumstance
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: like that if you're a comedian. I guess imagine them
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: just shitting the bed like Dave Chappelle just be like,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I don't have anything prepared.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Well, there's a difference between Dave Chappelle and some three
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: random dudes who are going to the comedy cellar.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think that they let random dudes up at
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: the comedy cellar.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess that's probably true. I think they only like.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Told us when Ari pat Ari such a goat, such
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: a good guy, he can't do it. I don't know.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen Ri. We just started telling people that
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Alridy works for Barstool.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Now he's been on multiple multiple shows over like multiple years.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: He might as well.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: He does everything that some Barstool employees do, but he
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: just doesn't collect a check. Like there's barstool employees that
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: you don't see for years at a time.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Do people get paid to be like guests on podcasts?
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I don't think we do pay
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: for play, but I think some people.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Are who it is, like like the kids that go
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: on the bff's podcast, they all get paid, No fucking way. Yeah,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: it's probably because it's probably more helpful.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know any of them.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Like I knew the first like ten people that were
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: on the bff's podcast, and now they're like like just
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: names I've never even heard of before you click on
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: fifteen million followers. Yeah, like supposedly Vinnie Hacker is like
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: the biggest guest. No, no, that's that's not who I
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: was seeking out And I've never heard of him.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Who is that one? Probably that's why why we both
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: knew it.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Oh they they talked about it on the Yeah they
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: brought me on. Oh you you actually went on BFF
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: this past week?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for like, like so I'm like getting in the shower,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: it's like twelve, which was late.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: My bad.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't really have an excuse for it, like
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I should have been in the office, but he was twelve,
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: and Owen's like about to leave, and I'm like, I'm
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: in a shower real quick, and I turned the shower
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: on and all a sudden, Gaz calls me, which Gaz
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: is my boss for those who don't know.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: And which is bullshit. He shouldn't be your boss.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: And Gazz calls me, should be free to do whatever
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: you want. He calls me and he's like uh. He's like, yo, uh,
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: where are you? Like, we need you on BFS right now.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: And I'm like he's like and I'm like, oh, I'm
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: at my apartment. He's like, when's the fastest you can
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: be here, and I'm like ten minutes. So then I
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: just put my clothes back on, turn the shower off,
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: and we go straight here. And then I come in
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: and they talked to me for like maybe thirty seconds.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Dave had nothing.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: He's like, They're like, he's like this kid smellsas like
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: what's your problem with Guruin? And I was like, yeah,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I don't really know me. It seems like a pretty
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: cool guy to me. Well you called him a loser
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: on your podcast like eight times. Yeah, I don't know.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I didn't really know him that well
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: back then, but I think you puss it out. Yeah,
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: and then he's like, all right, that's all we got.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: And then I just walked around for the rest of
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: They just sticky, no shower hairs, greasy.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Just matted to the back of your neck. That is
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: the grossest place you can be sweaty, I know, said
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: a mullet. Or is that just how your hair is
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: sticking to your body? You cut your hair like Theo
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Vaughn or are you dirty?
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah? So that was basically that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Did you listen to the podcast? What did they say about?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: What was a preamble before they had you in there?
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't really much, really.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Nothing, No good promo from Dave and co. Kind of
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: fucked up for them not to promo us out, especially
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: after he came on the third episode and did.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: It open his mouth and fucking talk.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: That's weird.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Dude was shy.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: I just think he shook around us. I just think
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know how to pick and roll with us.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to run a three man weave
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: with us, Like he's fine with like Big Cat or
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: like whatever, like Rico Bosco or whatever. Us he just
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: doesn't know how to a fucking run. He doesn't know
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: how to run fast, you know what I mean? He
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: can run at his pace.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Dude doesn't have a fucking clue.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: He doesn't he's lost. Well, I just thinking, but he
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: doesn't know. He just gets in his show. He's just
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: very I think Dave Portnoy one thing about him. He
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: lives in his own head all the time.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: She's a shy guy and he's got to loosen him up.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: He's an overthinker, and like he'll just get in his
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: own mind and just be like I.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Think, get a couple of points with him. The podcast.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: You can go back and listen. You can hear a
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: little nose sniffle out of him.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's probably because he was on adderall. It
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: was probably just a little bit of adderall, which.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: I don't know if he was son of a boy
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: dad pod? No, son of.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Was that Richie?
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: That was? That was Josh Richard's.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Richie rich Yeah, Like, what are we son of a
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: boy dad?
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: Pod? No?
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Son of a They all said it, what kind of
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: parrot ship are they running over there? Every reaction on
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: their show is just them all saying the same phrase
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: as the person aforehands, son of a boy, son of
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: a boy, Mine mine mine.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: B f f ak the parrot pod fucking pete and
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: repeat over there.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Jesus crudal, brutal.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean, dude, when whenever they start getting
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: out of their element and like seeing how fast the
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: hungry dogs run, they.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Just start they can't run with the bulls.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: They just repeat, they can't run, they can't run with
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: the Gohard. Welcome to.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Richie, Welcome to pat Plona. We're going on Goharts. We
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: got chicken ef Obviously the king of.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: That one was sucked up.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: That was that's fucked up, that's actually fucked up. Yeah.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: I tweeted that one out because I was when was
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: that was that from like months ago?
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Because business fit is just crazy right now.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I actually came out of the bathroom with the tucky on.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I tucked in just like biz right now.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: The tuck.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: The tuck is such a hard look tucking your tucking
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: your shirt into your shorts.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: It goes.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you built like an athlete to be pulling
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: on you need an ass for it. Yeah, I don't
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: have an ass at all. My asses inverted.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I think we're getting you, yeah, little ass. Watch we're
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: seeing if you can grow an ass over the summertime.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Go out there, Actually, don't go out there, because we're
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: in the middle recording.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Probably not the best idea.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Go out there and fuck with him. Wait, on the
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: other hand, looks like an absolute pigeon. This fucking pigeon.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Oh my god. Like them for the rest of the podcast.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: We got It's Beauty and the pigeon.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Busy just walked, busy just screw scrolled through here. Guys,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: an absolute fucking butte. I fucking love those guys. I
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: heard they're doing a couple of streams down here this week.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Streamers.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Boys are rolling through a couple of streaming. Fucking love
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: it here, streamers. Where is just a fucking beauty?
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Beauty? Those guys are fucking beauties. Eh.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: We need to make a poster of the two of them,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: like the beauty and the beast and it's the beauty
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: in the pigeon.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Please can we make that poster?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Please and enterprising photoshop or make that so I could
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: just giggle to myself, so I can just go underneath
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: my covers and fucking get We'll.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Get someone on that. I'll talk to Erica.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. See, if Erica can help us out, we'll.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Have to pay someone top dollar for that poster.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: But when did Chicken Fry say you weren't the King
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: of New York?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously when was that? Was that a recent old?
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: That was last week? That was before? That was days ago?
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Because because Dave was pussy is she on? Dave was like,
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: he was.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Like, so, he's like, people were calling those use the
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: King of New York. So I don't get the King
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: of New York. And She's like, well, obviously it's not
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: actually the King of New York. There's not literally a
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: King of New York and that and Day was like,
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: oh I knew that, Yeah, I knew. I knew he wasn't.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Dave over over compensating to act like he knew that
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you weren't actually the King of me because when.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: He first heard it, he definitely thought king. I don't know.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: He must be actually they they must have.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Some people are calling him the fucking King of New York.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, obviously he's not the King of
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: They voted him in while he was in Miami.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: They WoT yeah, for a month, it was either it
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: was gonna be you or Andrew Yang.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: We saw a kind of bullshit. He's on Universal.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Basic city bikes around and I don't.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Think so pussy trying to like spin a basketball on
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: his finger.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Did you did you see when he did a video
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: from a bodega and it was just a whole foods?
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Really he did, like ada, that's hilarious. I've just seen
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: all the videos of him like playing basketball. People like
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: that's like when anyone is trying to make themselves go
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: from like not like to like their like instant reactions
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: to like go play basketball on the street with random people,
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: and it's like it makes me hate you more when
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: you suck it, You're like, whoa, who do that? These
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: shwoo cops not racist by the way, are playing are
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: playing pick up basketball in the street. Who would have thought?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: And we think that they should be. We think they're
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: bad people.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: They like handed juice to a kid after like losing
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: by fifteen fucking shots.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Who knew this cop had hoop.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Gam All people say all cops are bastards.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Everything you thought about cops thrown out the window. This
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: dude just got crossed over onto his nightstick. This dude
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: just got nutmegged into his own mace like those.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Are like that's like everything though, and then like Andrew
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Yang rides like a city bike around and it's like
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: that's not like that doesn't do anything, Like everyone rides
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: city bikes. But you're like, look, I'm just like you guys,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I ride a city bike.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Or like a politician like playing basketball, and they're always
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: in like a white button.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Up shirt with the sleeves.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, It's like, why don't you just put on
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: basketball clothes if you want to like pretend that you're
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: nuts like somebody else. But like that, he's like, just
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: after work, I just play basketball just like you in
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: my like full suit.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: He also when he went to the bodega, he like he's.
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: Like, I'm at the barega, trying to make it like
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: an every time I come to New York, I love
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: to go to the local.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: Calling it gets is he from New York. I don't know.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: He might be like appropriating New York culture like Hillary
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Clinton did back in the day day she ran for
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: governor of New York.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: She's like eating like a Popeye's biscuit and she's like
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: no bev either. She's like Bill, look at me. No
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Bev on this Popeye's biscuit.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: She's got Timberlinds on.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Just that New York fitted. Hey, Bill, do you think
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: we could stop by the bodega later?
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: I love the bodega?
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Do you think that she fucks around as much as
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: as he funks around?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: I imagine that they just hate each other obviously, like
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: they must complete completely hate each other.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: But he's obviously driven by like his con't incessant needs
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: like fuck and like, like I was talking about that
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: with someone this weekend. Imagine the fucking that he did
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: that we don't know about. Oh, yeah, that we have
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: no idea about. We know like the fifteen women or whatever.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Like, oh was it? I thought it was just that
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: one lady.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: No, It's like there's like a list of women who
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: have had like who have had uh they fucked him
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: or whatever, yeah, or had some kind of sexual contact
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: with them, but we know about them. Imagine all the
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: ones we don't know about. He's obviously driven by just
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: his constant horniness at all times. Is she driven by
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: a revenge horniness? She just wants power? Or do you
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: think that she don't have a wild sex drive?
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: You might genuinely just not care about him or anything
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: he does. And I think she just click is a
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: is a power hungry person.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Like as soon as she got the name, she's like
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: I also.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Surprised of she's just like never had sex, Like she's
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: just zero sex drive.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Really, you don't think that she objectifies any even type
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: of pool boys or anything like that.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: No, I don't see her being like that. I see
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: her being like that. I see her being.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Like, come over and eat this pussy.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Like she doesn't she'll just like she she's predatory.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean maybe, I mean, what do you think
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: of it? Like Joe Biden, probably his dick probably hasn't
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: worked for the last like forty years, Biden has it. No,
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: I'd imagine like the Bushes were probably pretty horny because
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: they were like fairly younger. Right, Yeah, definitely Obama was
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: definitely fucking, but he seems like a loyal man.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Trump, his dick doesn't work, no way.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: I disagree with that.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: He's probably fucking mainlining viagro straight into.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: His definitely that or he'll just make someone suck it soft,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: make a boner out of this.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: If you can make this hard, don't make this harder
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: than it has to be. But that's a very big possibility.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: What do you think about Biden? You think he's fucking not.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I think that he has I think that he has
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: like aldron testosterone. He has like old man testosterone where
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: he's just like he'll like go for like a bike
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: ride and like run with his dog, and like he'll
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: get like horny enough to be like do.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: You have time for like a fuck session? Just try
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: and fuck his wife once.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: In a blue moon.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: And I think that he's too busy in his chocolate
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: chocolate chip. What's his chocolate You've never seen that video?
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: They're like what do they say?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: In there?
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: What is he asking him about? In the chocolate chocolate
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: ship video? Do you know what they're talking about? Yeah,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: where they're like bid him what flavored ice cream is that?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: And he's like chocolate chocolate chip And they're like, what
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: do you have to say about? What do you have
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: to say about conflict in the Middle East? Maybe they
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: should try eating some chocolate chocolate chip. Yeah, that's literally
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: like a deep sketch.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah happened.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: They don't say what's happening in the middle like conflict
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: in the millies, But they say something about like what
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: do you think about Trump allegations or some shit, and
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: he's like, maybe he should try eating chocolate chocolate chip?
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Can you pull it up on the audio?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: It must be hard, like just hard being on all
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: the time as a politician.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: That's like his thing though. I think he's going for
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: like the cool president vibe, because.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: That's right, yes, yeah, And that's why I think he
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: has buzz Aldrin test house strown. He'll put on some
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: aviator sunglasses and a leather jacket. Yeah, and I think
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: that he'll like it'll make him feel young, cool, and
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: he'll fuck Did you.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: You see the one of him driving in the in
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: the in the truck too? Oh?
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: He like drove off in his own truck. Yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: He's like a president like trying to prove that he's lucid,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: so he drives everything.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: It was off a million miles per hour. All right,
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: play it right?
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: Is he a baby?
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: Take kind of chocolate chocolate chip?
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Comic Commission? I think it's.
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: I can't imagine anyone voting against the establishing commission.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: That's good. Why the fun was everyone talking about him
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: like he was a puppy?
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, they're my good Joey, he little guy. I voted
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: for you. I voted for you.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Like where they rubbing under his chin? Is he a
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: curly blond haired baby? Like what they looking like?
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: When you get older, it's like people start treating you younger,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: esecially when you have like dementia like that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely they definitely had to, like Joe what you
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: got there, chalky chalky chippy.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: Joey got his chalky chippy. Does Joey like his choky chippy?
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Hope you got a middle Hey Joe, what do you
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: think about?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: What do you think about the United States bombing Hiroshima
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: back in the day?
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: Maybe they should have had some chalky chippy.
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: Chalky chippy some rocky roady has a bit of rocky
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: road for the dissidents in Syria.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Most presidents probably used to have, Like somebody tests their
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: ice cream to make sure there's not poison in it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: He probably makes someone test the ice cream to make
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: sure it's not hard enough to rip his ches out.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: He like bites into some chalky chalky chip and his
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: whole fucking top line of teeth just fall out.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: And if I was a president, I would be terrified
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: of going out in public. Why they just getting cossassinated.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I mean these you're you're not becoming president unless you're
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: a fucking ego maniac psychopath.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the house you got, Like also getting assassinated as
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: a president, it's not even the worst thing because then
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: you go down, it's like, oh yeah, people.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Love you, no matter what you could have, like the lowest.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: There's probably presidents who like orchestrated their own assassinations because
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: they're like having such a hard time. Probably, like one
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: thing could save me is if someone just shoots me
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: in the chest with a derringer from fucking point blank range.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Like videos of them smiling moments before and the like.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: He was such a good he was such a good president.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I can't believe this was his last act was bombing Seria.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: We must finish this war on his bath. Millions more
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: must die.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Did you hear that someone got shot in Times Square yesterday?
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I I literally I turned on New York one this
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: morning and I saw it. And my first thought went
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: to you, because don't you have to like walk through
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Times Square again?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: I take the train, Hell yeah you do. Yeah, because
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: hubers are getting so fucking expensive.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Shut up, what are the Huber's like, we live so
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: close to the office. It's like a twenty minute walk,
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: which is like much, it's like ten blocks away or
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: something like that. Yeah, or no, we think we live. No,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to give out the other give out
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: the exact numbers.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: People can probably triangulate you from this point.
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: So we live.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: We live pretty close to the office. We live in
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Hell's Kitchen. And uh, the Uber. I tried to Uber
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: here yesterday because with the gym that I go to
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: is pretty close to our office. And then I, uh,
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I have my pre workout here, so I go to
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: the office first get my pre workout, then I go
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: to the gym.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: I went to the Uber yesterday forty dollars.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: And I think that they're making it seem like it's
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: not like a temporary surge in Uber. It's just going
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to be that expensive from now on.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it keeps on saying like rates are high right.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: Now because they said that there's always a reason because
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: they're like, oh, it's it's hot.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: As they went to public, Like I think it's something
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: about the Uber went public, so now that they have
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: to like satisfy their like stockholders or whatever, and like
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: show increased profits all the time, so they can't operate
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: at any type of loss anymore.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: The most I would pay in like dire need is
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: probably like twenty bucks. I'm not paying forty dollars to
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: go like ten blocks. But I mean, it should never
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: even be a dire need to go ten blocks. Well
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: it's more than ten.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: But still though, like you should just be able to
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: walk that, but that.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: It's it's a long walk. And like if I'm coming home,
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: like so now to seek the train. But then yesterday
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: I got fucking boxed out of the train and I
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: was so mad.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: What do you mean boxed out?
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I was getting on and the guy in front of
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: me wouldn't get on. He was like he was like
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: he wasn't moving in. Then the train doors closed and
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: I got boxed out.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Why was it full o?
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Yesterday was like or this was two years ago, but
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: it was like Pride weekend, so it was like the
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: streets we had like there was like a festival going
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: on on our streets. No way, yeah, thonged out dudes, Yeah,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: we will live. We live in a very gay populated area.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Beautiful populated area.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Beautiful penises of all the all the men out there.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's it's a season, the season of penis.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: There's a penis and every cockboys summer, big cock of summer.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: This is a This is a great job, by the way, Owen,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you did you did that, didn't you?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Beauty and the pigeon? Wait, Biz is the pigeon or
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: is that Biz in the picture? Oh dude, wit was
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: the pigeon?
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought it was the beauty you know.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Did you see how he's dressed today? Socks do massic
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: fucking butte? Dude, we ever heard of spitt of yard
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: bro The way he tells stories.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: There's ra that fucking butte.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Alright, a movie, honest, I didn't think you guys were
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: checking your phone. I was just sending those to myself.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: No, that's perfect. That was actually a beautiful job. But
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: always on the you know that ra A is low key.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: He's kind of like a hybrid. He's a hybrid beauty pigeon.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: It's like half beauty half pigeon.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: He has like beauty.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: He tells stories like a beauty, but he looks.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Like a guy. He's a fucking beauty pigeon. He's completely confused.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Dude is a butte. He's a true butte.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: We're talking about the spitting chicklets guys.
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Those for those who don't know, yes, go go dl
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: their their pod. Yeah, I go down with their.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Pink Lemonade vod or go buy their pink Lemonade vodka.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: It's Whitney. Pink Whitney's literally everywhere. Yeah, it is.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: When I was in college, that is what everyone would drink.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: It's like I was in a po donk fucking bullshit
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: art the same bar that we were trying to buy
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: the fucking land off the guy and they it's just
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: pink Whitney in there.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: I think it's the number one flavored vodka in the world.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: They didn't know what Barstool was, and they knew a
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: pink Whitney was.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, I mean the Barstool log was on it.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: So we need to get this pod to a level
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: where we can have some fucking gin drinks or some
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: shit like that. Yeah, well we don't do We're not
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: going to be an alcohol brand podcast, but we'll get
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: something that'd.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Be so sick if Miller Lite changed their name to
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Son of a Boy Dad just to name it after us.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Son of a light boy, get some light boys tall
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: boy dads. How much you think that would cost to
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: get that, to get that promotion gone?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: If we just bought Miller LT. If we just renamed
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Miller Lite after us, or any beer brand we got
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: the naming rights to a major beer company, probably only
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: a mill or two.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Son of a bud dad, shut up there, we get.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Sou good, so fucking genius bro. We need to get
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: We need to get the whole c suite in here.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: We need to get the c ro o and hear
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: fucking stats so we could tell about the new revenue
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: streams that we're about to open up, the new verticals.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: That would be such a funny concept. We get them
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: in here. We've got a great idea. I think it's
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: gonna bring the company a lot of money.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: You're gonna sit down. We want them.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: We want the naming rights of bud Light. Wow, you're
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: a big car bomb guy, stout of a boy, dud.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: I love car bombs.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Put like the Northern Ireland kind, like the actual car bombs.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Just actual C four named after us. I'm talking about bombs.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that would be awesome. That would be a
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: great source of revenue. Oh my god, look at there
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: goes fucking fucking Grenelly. Dude, Grenelli is probably about to
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: be beat. He's about that.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: Budies, they have more terms than the ones we're using.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I need to we need to figure out it would
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: be like, oh, fucking Ronan SaaS or Ronan SaaS bro
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: has to get me on the pod. Those fuckers no,
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: that doesn't ask asked to get me on the pod.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I know when they talk, they talked about me. They're like,
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: we met the King of New York this weekend. Kids
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: are fucking beauty.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's a beauty.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I wish we could pull them in for like one second,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: just ask them.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just like give us a give us a couple
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: of words, just a couple of sentences. Well, well we'll
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: pull They'll.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Pull them off of whatever major interview they have going
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: on right now now because we can come on here.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: They're probably talking to the head of Amsterdam. Yeah, yeah,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: they're definitely talking to Bobby.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: You guys talked to Wayne Gretzky later, But can we
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: get heater? Just want we just want you guys to
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: do a couple of your catchphrases. I'm reading through hockey lingo.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Hockey.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: An we got happy happy, oh nice happy, were happy
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: this Oh wait here comes here comes rear.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: That just means appetizer, rare yo rare. All right, all right,
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: get in here.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Real quick here, I'm let him use your mic. Oh
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: and we hop on hop on real quick. Yeah, we're
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: trying to we're trying to perfect some hockey lingo. Like
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: we're trying to like, uh, not make fun of you,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: but like okay, oh maash you we were saying that
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: you're like you're a cross between a beauty and a pigeon.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: You you're like a half breed beauty pigeon.
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I wouldn't that's I wouldn't disagree with that. I
• 42:07
  Speaker 9: have pigeon tendencies, but I can be in beauty as well, exactly.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So what are what are some other what what's
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: some other lingo that you guys just we've been we've
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: been trying to imitate you guys, but we only have
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: we only have beauty, Like that's all we have.
• 42:17
  Speaker 9: What I mean to be full confessional here, Like you
• 42:20
  Speaker 9: probably want someone who actually played hockey at a competitive
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: level for the for the proper lowdown, Like I only.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Hear from what I hear it, Like, that's what I mean.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: But you dig around mind some fucking I.
• 42:28
  Speaker 9: Mean, like top shda fucking.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: It's like a different language.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: It's like talking. It's almost like a surfle language, right, yeah, yeah,
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: it is.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: We just need like a specific thing to like make
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: fun of. Get Whitney fry Whitney fry Whitney's ass up
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: and fucking we're.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Trying to learn some fu.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I get on that.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: What what kind of move was that if we're using
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: it in the hockey lingo? Him getting smoked in the
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: head with his mic stand like, yeah, you don't have to.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Hold it up.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: We'll just fix it. We'll fix it, all right.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: We need to know on hockey lingo so we can
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: make fun of you guys behind your backs and ship
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: like that. And all we have is beauty and pigeon,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: like those are the only words that we're able to access.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: He's a knucklehead.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: I went to college.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: I'm educated.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: He just knows nothing but hawk hockey lingo. Talk to us,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: give us some words, like give us some some frore.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Not live. But this is just it's just it's just
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: they say they know pigeon and beauty, No, pigeon and beauty,
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: and we need more.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: We need a deeper dictionary than ship. Like we were
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: talking about you and we were like, oh, this is
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: a fucking beauty.
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: Eh.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: So that's where we're looking for a more ship like that.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: We got a pigeon, we got a beauty.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: That's like Ohl guy, that's you, that's him in the
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Western League. It's different than the Ohl. So it goes
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: into these different bracts. It's Metro Toronto. Guys are so old.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: They're just like, we got that. So if you're just
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: like gym class and you're showering afterward, like did you
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: ever like to make a joke like tuck your Yeah, yeah,
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: tu My guys call it the man Gina.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay dude, So like, oh, last night was so
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: man Gina did that before cross country races. Last night
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: was so Mangina fucking beauty of a night.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: But I think some of that so old. That was
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: such an old movement. Yeah, like a fight's gonna hit
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: you fro You're oh, it was absolute fights a scrap
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: is it, Tilly, You're scrapping scrap? So it's I think, yeah,
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: of course, cars bro I think, and physically you're scrapping
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: only only that.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: I know they're not coming to me. I need to
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: think of practice. It's the cadence dude, think podcast, I think,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: but I think already.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I think there's a lot about it. Now we're gonna
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: cut out your promo. We already get into this one.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: You promoted the vodka and the show. All right, we'll
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: keep it all in and keep it popping by instead
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: of a boy dad.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Make sure you download that ship five Stars. It's like, uh,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: it's like their show, but like all the jokes and
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: none of the hockey bol you know what I mean.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Definitely check that ship out, bro, big time. A lot
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: of it's exhausted of.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Your phone looks like a workout. Want of this CROs
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: door just hiking it up into their faces.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: But I was just holding the microphone up and it
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: kept swinging around.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: It's a good feature though. It's a good featuring them. No,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: that's great. I thought it was gonna hit me.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like that at all.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: I know he thinks I'm a bender. Yeah, he was like,
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: you're just gonna make me. You're just gonna make me
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: hold this up?
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: What are you a man gin you're being so why.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: They speak in the same cadence as the kid who
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: reviews people's ice coffees?
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Do you know who I'm talking about? Like a little
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: ice coffee here.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I don't
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: know exactly what you're talking about. Either he listens to
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: them or they're that's just how all kids you play
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: hockey just kind of frothen it for a while because
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: everything's in a question because everything they try and be Canadian.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Exactly, dude, every people people love to appropriate. Yeah, it
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: is like sasas it's what people said, but.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: It's also it is to be like they're hilarious, like
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: anything that they say makes me laugh, Like literally they.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Are because they have they're just like brothers, like big
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: brothers that like from around.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they I look at them as big bro
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: big bro mentors for situation. I met them for the
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: first time, like when the when the it was before
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: the it was the series before the Lakers and the Bruins.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, the Lakers and the Bruins, the Islanders
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: and the Bruins.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, and they just threw I saw that
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I saw through the glass wall. They pulled you in
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: the gambling cage through their arm around you, and they're
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: just like, keep going kid, like you're you got keep going, like.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: You have all the tools. You got the full toolbox
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: to be able to fuck. Yeah, bud, he's got the toolbox.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Just gotten to put those tools to work. No, no,
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: just put those tools to work, buddy. You got the
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: hammer and the nail. Just nail that hammer in biscuit.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, biscuit.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: But he's got a biscuit. It's like a puck and
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: it's it's also a penis. I think.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, almost everything is everything.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah almost cheddar cheese, beauty of a biscuit. Yeah, that
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: actually is me. It's like you always have a nice
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: buttered up.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, you see a girl with a clapper body.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: That girl had an absolute bisky on her. No, a
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: clapper of a biscuit. Clappy clapper is ass right, would
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: love to take her to town. No fucking Bibby Jones.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: Donkey juice, Oh my god, of what that was unbelievable.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Donkey juice.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: That's just leftover liquor and mixies. Pink Whitney is is
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: donkey juice. I just put up, I start tweeting at
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: start tweeting at biz and and win and say that,
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: uhwet a picture of pink Whitney and called donkey juice.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: What a little donkey juice and a little electric lettuce. Yeah,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: little donkey juice for dinner. No, no, no, the boys
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: are buzzing now. This is it's coming out because this
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: is how everyone in my high school talks. Now, it's
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: all just coming back to me. Are they like fake
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: hockey dudes?
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: No, I was friends with people that played hockey, but
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: I played hockey watch.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Oh really you were.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: I was a buzzer.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: No way, I like this under instead of bench warmer,
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: they call them grocery sticks.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: This guy's an absolute grocery stick.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: You had some buddy.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: You're heating it up for me, eating up the seat.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: It is great, fucking lingo. I gotta pee bad, but
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: I'm holding it in.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Just piss yourself, dude, I'm just gonna hold it out.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: King crowbra king crow bra king cobra is a big poop.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: How is that a hockey term? You wouldn't get it, bro,
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: You didn't play. How the fuck is that a hockey term?
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: You weren't in the league. Forget about it.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: You didn't even play PHL. I feel like any type
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: of HL were talking.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: About before the before the boys stormed, the fucking stew
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: that dudes are savages, the boys are savvys. No, no, no,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: gotta get the boys on the stream later.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: No, no, because.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: Like could they ask a question and be like like
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: they thrown go Like I should have said no, no, yeah, no.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: That would be like that way. They don't throw No
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: that everything.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: No, No to New York to record a couple of potties. No, no,
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: we have sketty schedule, be steady. What's this scaddy?
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: No tuesdays? Oh I thought you were like telling me
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: that breaking the news.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're putting the episodes out of every Tuesday from
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: now on until further notice. We're probably gonna switch it
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: up a few times because we just like to funk
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: with you guys. Yeah. Actually, we like to stay fun.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: We like to keep our fans on their toes. Actually
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: we could.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: We're liable to drop any time. I mean, that's why
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: you have to stay fucking subscribed. Yeah, you need to
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: stay subscribed to us.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Those notifications on the podcast is now also going to
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: be available on YouTube. If you're watching this right now,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: you'll know that. No, he's for the kid, A subby
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: and a comment. So all right, I'm looking at the
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: wrong list because it has Squeezer for hand jobs and
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Suey for suicide. Yeah, bro, pretty rough weekend, my buddy
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: committed Suey. My buddy was playing around in the suis
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: this weekend.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: No, not enough handies for the buddies, committed Suey.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: My buddy was fienan for some squeezes and he ended
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: up he ended up going full Suey on us, I said,
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: but committed.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: Actually, it's a shame. Kid was a butt.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Kid was a but he just couldn't finish, you know,
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: he couldn't. Girls loved him, but he could never get
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: the job done.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: I saw his mom at the funeral and I was like,
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: shame your kid. It No, it was such a beauty.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: It was a be such a sad suee And we
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: were just about to send her up to the fucking
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: to the fucking rink tomorrow too. Got a little one
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: on one shoot around the phony little bardown ski top shelf.
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: I would have given him a squeeze myself if I
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: knew he was that desk not that No, throwing a
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: hip is having sex.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: I swear to god, he was throwing hip like once
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: or twice a week. I don't know what happened throwing
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Who goes? Who couldmmit suie when they're throwing hip as
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: much as that guy?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: I guess the girls were throwing lip as much as
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: he was throwing hip.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: No, Oh my god, I want to play hockey so bad.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Hockey was always the sport. I just told myself I
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: would have thrived that because I've never played you.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: When you did the beer games the other day, did
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: you go on the ice or now?
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: I went on the ice? I didn't put on skates.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: I wasn't about to fucking skate out there. I wanted
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: to go. They said I couldn't.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: It's us You're only sixteen, right, Yeah, it's twenty five
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: to go to this.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: People do love to call you a minor. I know
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: they're like they call it as if it just doesn't
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: make sense.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Like even when I turned twenty one next April fifth,
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be I'm still not gonna be able
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: to do it. We're still not gonna be able to
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: have like branded beer sponsors. Yeah, you have to be
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: twenty five, Like, I won't even be able to drink
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: on Friday night Pines. That's bullshit. No, I love and
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: I want to fucking drink on Frida Night Pines. Did
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: you go on this past week?
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: I was on it.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: I was.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: It was not one of my best performances. I think
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: I said one word the whole time. I was so tired.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Get this through your head. You're representing us as a
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: show now.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I had a funny story in the beginning, which wasn't
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: even my story. It was just me retelling a story
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: that I heard on a podcast earlier.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Shut up, and then a story about you, like hunting
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: deer meat.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: No, it was I was telling you this is Joe
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Rogan was telling the story from the Workaholics Dudes podcast.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: You stole their story, no, I said. I was like,
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: I was listening to this podcast Adam Devine was telling
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: the story and I explained it and it was a funny.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Story and they went nuts for it. Yeah, I'll tell
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: the story.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Because I'm assuming people didn't all listen.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: To that, but uh, you're gonna tell it now on
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: this podcast. Yeah, it's a funny story. You want to
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: hear it. I mean it's not guess no, it's not
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: our story. We won't tell it. No, tell the story now.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Well he was just telling.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: He was just saying that, like he was late for
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: a writer's room and he shot up like three hours late,
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: and apparently he like got falsey diagnosed with AIDS by
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: his doctor.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: That's why he was late.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he got a call in the middle of
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: the night and they were you have AIDS, and he
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: was like, that's not possible. And then he went and
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: got tested and they didn't. He did NEBAIDS his way
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: of telling you, it was better. But I don't want
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: to rip their story. Go check out their podcast if
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: you want to hear it.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: No, don't, don't, don't. Don't stay on this podcast. Don't
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: go and listen to anything else.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Re listen.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: We need the DLS. They're actually a friend of the pod.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, Blake. I was dming with Blake the
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: other day. Shut up, little name drop.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Absolute beauty, Absolute beauty.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: That guy tell Roan about the uh the person we
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: saw getting carted away carted or carted carted away into
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: an ambulance. Oh bad story. We were walking down the
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: street and it was like really hot out and we
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: saw this guy. Uh, we saw a guy with like
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: a like it looked like it looked like they thought
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: he was dead. And then he like came back to
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: the life, had the white sheet wrapped around him, and
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: then like he's just like I think he might have
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: just like woken up while he was in it and
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: he like burst through. It was like so like the
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: way that they wrapped it, it looks like that they
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: thought he was dead, Like he was fully wrapped. He
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: had been zipped up shut Where was he in Hell's kitchen?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: You guys need to move the fact that there's just
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: people dying. You're just not not that nothing wrong with
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: people dying.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: If people want to die in New York, that's completely
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: their prerogative, that's their druthers.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're not ready for it, though there's dead
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: people everywhere in New York. Yeah, it was like foaming
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: at them out.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: You're not ready. You need to move to a nice neighborhood.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Dude, I saw a dead body that one time. Dude
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: was like, I think he might have jumped off.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: The building above me.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: He was splattered on the ground, like his arms and
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: his head and his neck were just in places that
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: could It's not physically possible.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I know, what what happened with this guy that he
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: was getting carted off? Are you guys just sitting there
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: watching a crime scene?
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Just cracking? I don't think anything happened.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: I think he must like probably like passed out or
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: something on the street and then they busted gone to
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: him and thought he was dead.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: But then he like he had to have just woken
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: up while they were carrying him off. That's so funny.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's terrifying.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: It must have been pretty funny though at the same
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: time for him, Yeah, no, what the fuck I'm in here,
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: I'm not dead.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Just let him Just let him sit in the ship.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: He can be on. Zip him, just keep him sipped up.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: That has to happen.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: Sometimes people are like on the verge and they're just
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: like already, have like done all the paperwork.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Fuck, he's dead, He's we pronounced him dead. He's been
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: pronounced dead, Like, what are we supposed to do? That's
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: five hours of paper.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Where those stories about people who were like die and
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: then come back to life are always just like do
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: you think that's actually real?
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: Those he was dead for fifteen minutes. Those people always
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: love to sell a book about how like Heaven was.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he walked through the hospital and
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: like saw like somebody in a different There's no way
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: he could have seen it unless Heaven's real.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? Yeah, I was just chilling, and then
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I was just like up with
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: a god super cool guy and girl.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Well he's both, he's gender.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: He's a guy and girl. We had some French onion dip,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and then I come hurtling back to Earth.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: There's like a welcome party, and then yeah, fucking sick.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I saw my Grandpap just smoking weed mixed with tobacco
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: out of a corn cob pipe. I thought I was
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: fucking home, and I got fucking thrust.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I don't even get to save either. I was right
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: about to take a little take a fat rip, and
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: then they pull me back in.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Which makes Yeah, it makes two times I haven't been
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: able to say good by to Grandpa.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Two times. I haven't been able to rip both with Grandpa.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: She was always packing the fattest fucking ball. Grandpa was
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: such a stony such a stonehead.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Everyone was smoking it up back then, though, Yeah they
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: were fucking hemp.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Fuck the rules against weed, man, Fuck the marijuana laws bro. Straight, Oh,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: they're just designed to keep fucking people, people like me,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: creatives and immigrants fucking down.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: They're just trying to fucking keeps. They're just trying to
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: keep the immigrants like me out of position.
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: They don't want my mind to be that powerful. That's
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: why they don't want me smoking weeds to keep fourth.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Bro exactly, prohibition bullshit, Bro. They should let anybody drink
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: at any.
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Biden gets to drink.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Not me though, Little just sold not to serve in
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: the fucking military, but can't have a beer.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: He's probably gonna fucking die anyway, dude, he's putting a
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: risk by fucking drinking.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Piece of ship. Probably can't even ride a bike. Fucking
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: dumb ass, old head.
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: All right, I actually have to pee like I'm gonna
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: piss my pants. All right, let's call it.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: How long we've been going? What's up? Guys?
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to Son of a Boy. After show? Uh,
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I had to peek. We had to take a little beer,
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: take a little break. I had to piss like a
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: fucking racehorse. Snow a little baky, do it a little rakee.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: I just squeeze the fucking lemon. No, Bladie was fucking
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: link drinkling, drinkling.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: I really had to go.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: It was getting bad at like one of those times
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: where you have to pee so bad that it hurts
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: your stomach.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: I did acid this past weekend, and it makes it
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: makes you pee so much.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I bet you didn't know that, dude, I do acid
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: every fucking weekend. No, you don't, dude, you do much,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and I know you do. I know you're scared to
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: fucking ramp it up to that tight.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Dude. It's fucking sweet, bro, it's even if you have
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: any awakenings. No, I see God.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: No, it was more just like, uh, at the NASCAR race,
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: we just saw like the the cars. Cars are going
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: so fast.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Wait, I feel like I just saw that car and
• 59:16
  Speaker 4: Michael Wing fucking.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: This ship's working because that car is going really fast.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: That car is just going fast. Fuck that car looks blurry.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: What the fuck Nascar is real?
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: Dude, that car it's true salt.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Of the earth.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: Uh. You see any Confederate flags waiting over there?
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: I definitely did not.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Even Like we were in central Pennsylvania and like on
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: the way, there's like people flying Confederate fat flags over
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: there over their pools.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that isn't like a NASCAR like known
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: for that though.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: But Pennsylvania fought in the Union. Like, that's not even
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: your side.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: It's actually it's actually so pussy that even the most
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: like hit people from central Pennsylvania won't just rip down
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: a Confederate flag flying the fucking flag of the army
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: that fucking lost the war on the fucking grounds where
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: the war was fought.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: It's like, you're but.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: It's a NASCAR thing, is it?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw the.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Antifa for NASCAR flag while I was there, which I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: was fucking shocked about.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they those people probably died after the after
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: the Antifa people the race they had like a lit tailgate,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: probably got murdered. It was a fucking sick tailgate. Yeah,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: i'd like to think, but I know that it's like.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: A very heavily.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Race racist racist fan Oh and am I right? No,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: you can't eat Nascar. No, you're a big sponsor of
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: they're a big sponsor of barstool.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Oh Jesus, are they really?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Oh? Come, it's a big crossover. So should we just
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: started off again. No, no, no, they know, they know
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: that too.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: They I mean, we're saying things that like we're talking
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: about the elephants in every room that we walk in into,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: there is I mean.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: I'm sick of fucking sitting in silence. Dude, I can't
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: do this anymore. We will not be silent. We will
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: not be silent. I'm sick of NASCAR trying to fucking
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: silence me.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: My voice will be heard.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: I will be heard.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: You can steal my platform, you cannot my voice. Son
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: of a boy Dad has been canceled by Bars.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: What's up, guys, Dave Portnoy you here? Emergency press conference.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Apparently the Sons of boy Dads thought they're whatever the
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: fuck they go by, think that they can just talk
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: about whatever.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: Wait, that is definitely the fan group name the Sons
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: of boy Dads we were doing.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: I thought we were doing the Sons of Sam.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: No, that's the thing already, that's the soccer group Sons
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: of what you said before too. But the Sons of
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Sam is a cult, yeah, But Sons of boy Dads
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: is that like that?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: The Sons of boy Dad is the Sons of boy
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: Dads is what they're gonna be called ye but yeah,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: kind of like the sons of anarchy.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: The sons but also sons and daughters. Right, yeah, women's
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: we have a very uh, I think it's very equal.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: What are the analytics say? Oh, and about the split
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: of of our listeners? Is it fifty to fifty?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Shut up? That's so let's fucking goat? Oh oh yeah, yes,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: fuck yeah.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: It's going up. It's going up. Sixty girl, which it's girls,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: it's all girls were girls. Yeah, no, that would be
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: awesome if.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: It was fifty fifty because then all of our fans
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: could fuck and like recreate, and then we would just
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: build an empire.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: And they would name all their kids Ronan sass. Yeah yeah,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: oh that's that's perfect.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: But what but sas would have to be the girl
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: the girl name, so yeah, well, Sassy could be the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: girl sassy.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: Oh and Ronne. That wouldn't work. Sweet, It's more that
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: one rony little broni like Corona.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a good slang for slang for Corona.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: People used to say they caught the rona, the ronny
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: caught the rone.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Buddy got the rony. Oh no, buddies in can I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: see you for the money he's about to commit. Suie's
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: rony is so bad. No, sue was the best one. Yes,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: it's all just like bar down, bar down, goldskit. Yeah,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: biscuit Suey with the suicide rate for hockey players.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, like they just have to talk about it
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: so much. They didn't want to have a fellas.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: We need to have a we need to come up
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: with a slang word for suicide stat that I got
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: the table of fucking hockey governors.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: It's a shame he committed.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: Suey had the cleanest anginas. I love how that was
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: their second one. He's like, yes, you guys know beauty
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: and you know pigeon fuck. Oh you ever do a manchi?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: Never dick between you ever talked to dick between your legs.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: That's a big one. That's a big beauty, big beauty.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: But also pigeons do it too. It's crazy. Wow, that
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: is crazy?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: All right? Should we wrap it up? Yeah? We we
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: had a good run on this show.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: We and stay tuned for more episodes next Tuesday. Yes,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: you should be getting Bryce on. We should be getting Chemon.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Sam will be here.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: We should be getting dobeyond Dobe. We should be getting
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: and maybe some more of your favorite barstool guests.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: We might have Biz and uh Pink Whitney on. Yes,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: you might have Pink on, Pink Busy and Witty on
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: probably next Tuesday. Honestly, if we record with them this week, yes,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: we'll be going to Putu because we're out of the
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: office next week. Fuck, the boys are all going on
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: a little vaca. Wait are we actually out of the office.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: What are you gonna do all week?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: Brother? I'm heading out of state. Shut up, I'm heading
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: to the Pogados, the Dos.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: You've only been to six states, though, Are you gonna
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: expand your horizons and go to the seventh? Nope, You're
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: going back to one of your old trusted ones. Yep,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: on your comfort zone.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna tell people where it is because it's
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: a secret. Boy.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: Uh, bro, I'm in find me before you go off?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Before you cut off, Why don't you list your five cities?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: If you had to name your five cities, your five towns?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Oh geez, what are your five towns? Obviously New York
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: you're the king of New York. But what are your
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: other four towns?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Dude, I don't know.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: I've been to three cities. I think total.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: Say your five towns so we can get the fuck
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: out of.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: Here, all right for New York, Chicago, Rome, Okay, Florence okay,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Paris Wow.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, I like to get U. I like to
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: go abroad, the International International shut up.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: All right, guys, thank you for listening. Berlascone five stars,
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• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: All right, thanks guys. Peace. You need a better sign off.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: You need to just get a better eventually, guys,