Can We Stop Calling Everything a Gamechanger?

Unhinged, Apparently. · Sep 8, 2026 · 11m

Can We Stop Calling Everything a Gamechanger?

Apparently, everything is a gamechanger now.

AI tools. Air fryers. Face serum. A water bottle with a straw.

At this point, what game are we even playing — and why does it still look exactly the fucking same?

This week: LinkedIn language, corporate bullshit, “transformational” software, mildly impressive products — and why “pretty useful” might be the most honest marketing phrase of all time.

Because not everything has changed the game.

Most things have barely changed Tuesday.

What word or phrase would you permanently delete from modern vocabulary?…