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- 0:02Speaker 1: It is a dude to the graphic nature of his program.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listener discretion, is.
- 0:07Speaker 3: It lies.
- 0:17Speaker 2: The Woody Show? This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training
- 0:37Speaker 2: class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It's
- 0:48Speaker 2: the beginning of a new week, day one of five.
- 0:52Speaker 2: It is Monday, April the thirteenth, twenty twenty six. My
- 0:55Speaker 2: name is what that is Greggory Highway. We got menace.
- 0:57Speaker 2: What's up?
- 0:58Speaker 4: Hi?
- 0:58Speaker 2: Gina grad is here at sea Bass Sammy is here. Hello,
- 1:02Speaker 2: there is Morgan. She's our associate producer. We got Bonnard
- 1:05Speaker 2: video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got more. We
- 1:08Speaker 2: got Menji. Phones are open for you at eight seven,
- 1:10Speaker 2: seven forty four. Woody hit us up, text us over
- 1:13Speaker 2: to two to nine eighty seven. Hope you had a
- 1:14Speaker 2: great weekend. We were back at it today. We'll see
- 1:16Speaker 2: what happened around here. Some weekend cheers and jeers. We
- 1:21Speaker 2: got some of the news headlines to get caught up
- 1:23Speaker 2: on entertainment stuff as well. Birthdays, Porno Birthday. Uh, dude,
- 1:27Speaker 2: I got to see today's International Plant Appreciation Day.
- 1:31Speaker 3: Girl.
- 1:31Speaker 2: I do appreciate a good plan. How you were a
- 1:33Speaker 2: fake plant guy? I kind of becoming a real plant guy,
- 1:37Speaker 2: because they're cheaper than the fake ones. Because Greg was
- 1:39Speaker 2: going on about.
- 1:40Speaker 5: Have plenty, but I want to replace the fake ones
- 1:42Speaker 5: with real ones. One, but I'm not good at.
- 1:45Speaker 2: It, dude.
- 1:46Speaker 6: I have these agaves. They just kept on dying. So
- 1:48Speaker 6: I bought some fake ones. They look legit.
- 1:51Speaker 7: Yeah, Greg, if you want to get rid of those,
- 1:53Speaker 7: given me. I don't do real planks.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, because Greg has always complained about how much
- 1:57Speaker 2: outdoor patio furniture costs. Oh my god, fake plants, umbrellas, forture.
- 2:04Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I went to this store recently. They sold
- 2:07Speaker 5: like pottery and fountains and outdoor furniture. You even an
- 2:12Speaker 5: A list.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Movie star would have thought, No way, am I sure? Yeah,
- 2:16Speaker 2: I'm sure. Like an umbrella stand five hundred dollars. Well,
- 2:21Speaker 2: I'll tell you a National Scrabble Day. It's Thomas Jefferson Day.
- 2:26Speaker 2: It is National Peach Cobbler Day. Oh I missed with
- 2:29Speaker 2: some peach cobbler. You probably hate your share of that
- 2:32Speaker 2: when you were living in Atlanta, right, everything was peach.
- 2:35Speaker 8: That's one of those things that is. Yeah, its advertised
- 2:38Speaker 8: but not around Yeah. National make Lunch count Day? All right,
- 2:42Speaker 8: all right, that's cool.
- 2:43Speaker 6: Definitely, I'll do that.
- 2:45Speaker 2: It was today. In nineteen seventy four, fifths of the
- 2:48Speaker 2: way to the moon, the Apollo thirteen was crippled when
- 2:51Speaker 2: the tank containing the liquid oxygen burst. Yeah, what happened, Well,
- 2:56Speaker 2: they managed to return safely. There's been a lot of
- 2:59Speaker 2: talk about that. Oh and today is also Forgot Unfairly
- 3:03Speaker 2: Prosecuted Person's Day. Oh yeah, Which is my biggest fear
- 3:08Speaker 2: is that you get accused and convicted of something that
- 3:12Speaker 2: you really honestly no bsing no longer here, that you
- 3:15Speaker 2: honestly didn't do you were truly innocent. Yeah, exactly right, Andy,
- 3:21Speaker 2: Andy Dufray. There was just a story here recently, this
- 3:25Speaker 2: guy in Detroit, he was released after seventeen years in
- 3:29Speaker 2: prison because all of a sudden, new DNA evidence showed
- 3:31Speaker 2: that he wasn't responsible. Because if they deal with that
- 3:34Speaker 2: evidence quickly.
- 3:35Speaker 8: But it's two thousand and seven that this happened, Like,
- 3:39Speaker 8: what takes so long?
- 3:41Speaker 2: Just's usually it's longer.
- 3:42Speaker 8: Yeah, the wheel of justice moves slow.
- 3:44Speaker 6: What's crazy at too, is like sometimes they don't automatically
- 3:47Speaker 6: release somebody.
- 3:47Speaker 2: But here's the thing, so it has his original conviction
- 3:50Speaker 2: relied largely on inconsistent witness testimony with no physical evidence
- 3:55Speaker 2: linking him to the crime, and yet he still did
- 3:57Speaker 2: seventeen years in prisons.
- 3:59Speaker 6: Always talked about it like jurors was the one that
- 4:02Speaker 6: he had. My favorite story.
- 4:04Speaker 8: Yeah this is you asked if if babies in the
- 4:07Speaker 8: womb had gills. But yeah, witnesses are not reliable. That's
- 4:12Speaker 8: which Menace. I know you you just use that, but
- 4:14Speaker 8: that's what all.
- 4:15Speaker 2: This UFO garbage is too. It's never evidence.
- 4:18Speaker 8: It's witnesses, which are not evidence.
- 4:21Speaker 6: UFOs they're way in the sky.
- 4:22Speaker 2: So like, of course it didn't say what he's getting
- 4:27Speaker 2: as far as any kind of settlement or I'm sure
- 4:29Speaker 2: that's coming.
- 4:30Speaker 5: So we have heard that, like Menace pointed out, people
- 4:32Speaker 5: are found to be innocent and then they say, yeah,
- 4:35Speaker 5: you're gonna get let out in weeks.
- 4:40Speaker 2: Advanced testing later identified DNA from another person that led
- 4:44Speaker 2: the judge to overturn the conviction and reunite this dude
- 4:48Speaker 2: with his family. And I'm sure he's going to get
- 4:50Speaker 2: a nice little payout.
- 4:51Speaker 7: And they're always like, you know what, I'm not angry,
- 4:53Speaker 7: I'm just so grateful. I'm like I would live every
- 4:55Speaker 7: day furious.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so much time. How old this guy is?
- 5:00Speaker 6: Ai says two to eight Two to ten percent of
- 5:03Speaker 6: the US prison population is innocent.
- 5:06Speaker 2: That is very higher.
- 5:08Speaker 8: But you know what instant death penalty. That's what we
- 5:09Speaker 8: should be doing.
- 5:10Speaker 2: When it's obvious, like its unquestioned, when it's unquestionable, when
- 5:15Speaker 2: everybody saw it, when they're extra special guilty. Yeah, like,
- 5:18Speaker 2: well there's certain times video you know, yeah, exactly, there
- 5:21Speaker 2: is no it's.
- 5:22Speaker 7: So funny to say allegedly just because they haven't been
- 5:24Speaker 7: tried when everybody saw it.
- 5:26Speaker 8: Ye, when you hear those stories to these two to
- 5:28Speaker 8: ten percent of people, they were beyond a reasonable doubt guilty.
- 5:32Speaker 6: And here they are getting two point three million people
- 5:35Speaker 6: in prison, so that would equal you guys know the
- 5:37Speaker 6: percentages right to two hundred and thirty thousand.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Wow, you were talking.
- 5:46Speaker 3: Computer?
- 5:46Speaker 2: Hello, Oh yeah, that's the spot right there.
- 5:51Speaker 9: The show.
- 5:55Speaker 10: Welcome Back Birthdays, Porn of Birthdays coming.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Up for you in just a few minutes. Phones are
- 6:05Speaker 2: open eight seven seven forty four. You can send us
- 6:07Speaker 2: a text check in the beginning of a brand new week,
- 6:10Speaker 2: Monday morning here on The Woody Show, and I know, uh,
- 6:15Speaker 2: Menace is keeping up on all the details, but show
- 6:17Speaker 2: at hands, who was already burned out on hearing about him.
- 6:22Speaker 2: There's no end in sight about the Taylor Swift Travis
- 6:28Speaker 2: Kelsey wedding.
- 6:29Speaker 6: You're gonna get more because all the date has been leaked.
- 6:35Speaker 2: For the wedding and location. I saw that there was
- 6:38Speaker 2: something on Friday and like everybody like, so yeah, we're
- 6:41Speaker 2: start screaming in the hallway. It's like when they announced
- 6:44Speaker 2: who at the radio station. Yeah, so Greg is. Greg's
- 6:47Speaker 2: very disappointed and he's got a much lower opinion of
- 6:50Speaker 2: somebody that we work with. Yes, oh really it ruined
- 6:53Speaker 2: my weekend. I kid you not. Yeah, because this this
- 6:56Speaker 2: woman that we were we're not gonna name name, but
- 6:59Speaker 2: she was an event and Taylor Swift walked by, walked by,
- 7:03Speaker 2: just walked by her, Taylor Shift and they didn't do anything.
- 7:10Speaker 2: But her reaction was was because Taylor walked by, and
- 7:13Speaker 2: she starts bawling, crying like a little baby, and she's
- 7:17Speaker 2: like in her forties, right. I was so ruined by
- 7:22Speaker 2: that in her forties.
- 7:25Speaker 6: Sad and angry for that is bizarre, Like you know,
- 7:29Speaker 6: maybe I was maybe seeing a grandparent that you haven't
- 7:32Speaker 6: seen a long time.
- 7:33Speaker 2: Maybe a grandparent who died and.
- 7:36Speaker 6: Why does that make you Because it makes.
- 7:39Speaker 5: Me question this person's sanity, and it's all I could
- 7:43Speaker 5: think about, And you accuse me of obsessing. I agree,
- 7:46Speaker 5: I was obsessing.
- 7:49Speaker 11: You know.
- 7:49Speaker 2: It's also depressing is Sammy's reaction to how much she
- 7:53Speaker 2: loves Diddy and she is just rooting for him to
- 7:55Speaker 2: get freed from prison. Diddy's lawyers, I don't know if
- 7:57Speaker 2: you saw, but the whole thing they were saying that
- 7:59Speaker 2: he she be freed because his quote freak offs were
- 8:02Speaker 2: actually amateur porn, which is protected by the First Amendment.
- 8:08Speaker 2: And Sammy was like all day, She's like, that's what
- 8:10Speaker 2: I was saying, the same thing. She said, release the tape.
- 8:15Speaker 12: Yeah, And I was like, you can drug people without
- 8:17Speaker 12: their knowledge, that's legal, and then film them.
- 8:19Speaker 2: That's fine, that's what you were saying. Did you watch
- 8:22Speaker 2: the tape? Yeah, it sounds like somebody who's like really
- 8:25Speaker 2: rooting for uh. Did he together?
- 8:27Speaker 9: Yeah, because he would film and we would watch them together.
- 8:29Speaker 2: Obviously argument yeah, bad boys for life, right, But at
- 8:33Speaker 2: least she didn't cry. Yeah.
- 8:35Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 8:36Speaker 6: Also, I don't want to leave everybody on a cliffhanger.
- 8:39Speaker 6: It's July third, allegedly in New York City wedding.
- 8:43Speaker 2: All right, but like I said, I figured everybody else
- 8:44Speaker 2: will be busy with their Fourth of July stuff, especially
- 8:47Speaker 2: because it's the big two fifty, right, that's true.
- 8:50Speaker 8: That's a weird because all the people are gonna have
- 8:52Speaker 8: a lot of especially in HER's crew. There's a lot
- 8:54Speaker 8: of people who are going to be asked to perform places.
- 8:56Speaker 6: And how you know, I think it's a diversion that
- 9:00Speaker 6: that's not the real date. That's not the real date.
- 9:02Speaker 12: Well, if you've seen Something Borrowed, you know New York
- 9:05Speaker 12: City is empty during Fourth of July because everyone leaves
- 9:07Speaker 12: what something borrowed?
- 9:09Speaker 9: The movie?
- 9:09Speaker 2: Oh okay, the movie.
- 9:13Speaker 8: Yeah, so they go to the Hampton.
- 9:16Speaker 2: I saw something about. So New York City is going
- 9:19Speaker 2: to do you know they do New Yeark's even Times Square,
- 9:22Speaker 2: they're going to do something for July fourth, But this
- 9:25Speaker 2: is weird. They're not but the public's not allowed to
- 9:28Speaker 2: be there. They're going to do something in Times Square
- 9:31Speaker 2: for the big America two to fifty thing, but people
- 9:34Speaker 2: aren't allowed to be in Times Square for this thing.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Well I'd be shocked if they were, So why host it?
- 9:40Speaker 2: In the middle of anything. The biggest city in the country.
- 9:43Speaker 8: They just want to see the backdrop on.
- 9:44Speaker 2: TV or just celebrities or something. I don't have an event.
- 9:47Speaker 2: It's a ball drop for the America's two fifty, right,
- 9:51Speaker 2: I kind of.
- 9:51Speaker 9: Get it, Like, because you don't want terrorists.
- 9:53Speaker 8: It's a safety thing. They probably want to do it.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Yeah, but like, how are you gonna have people in there?
- 9:58Speaker 8: Well, here's the thing is that there is a also Okay,
- 10:01Speaker 8: here's the problem. It's not what you think. They The
- 10:03Speaker 8: city has already limited large public gatherings due to World
- 10:08Speaker 8: Cup few partyings logistics, so they don't want to Yeah,
- 10:11Speaker 8: that's what that's saying. So they're already having Yeah, this
- 10:13Speaker 8: is gonna be during the World Cup crap. As you
- 10:15Speaker 8: might imagine, people will like if you've ever seen that
- 10:17Speaker 8: some people gather.
- 10:18Speaker 2: These big things for these viewing parties.
- 10:20Speaker 8: Yeah, and I guess they want to eliminate those those
- 10:22Speaker 8: are obviously very soft targets. Oh okay, So that so
- 10:25Speaker 8: it was It wasn't the It wasn't because of this.
- 10:28Speaker 8: This is just thing that just got wrapped up in
- 10:29Speaker 8: all that garbage.
- 10:30Speaker 2: Damn right. Fourth ball drop back to since well, this.
- 10:36Speaker 2: This whole conversation started with the big wedding news, but
- 10:40Speaker 2: what about the big breakup news?
- 10:42Speaker 8: Oh my god, Morgan and I are.
- 10:46Speaker 9: This is I'm glad you brought that up.
- 10:49Speaker 2: I already have ideas about this.
- 10:51Speaker 7: Spectrum, very very well well accolated show that everybody loves.
- 10:57Speaker 2: Watched it.
- 10:58Speaker 8: It's great, it's great.
- 10:59Speaker 7: Come on the famous breakout couple from the entire not
- 11:02Speaker 7: the season, this series.
- 11:04Speaker 9: Season one, episode one is when they met.
- 11:06Speaker 7: Thank you, Abby and David. They've been together for what
- 11:08Speaker 7: five years now? Yes, almost, and they were.
- 11:11Speaker 8: Just the couple you guys, they broke up.
- 11:14Speaker 9: I love you legend.
- 11:16Speaker 7: No, I mean it sounds like they did. During the
- 11:18Speaker 7: most recent season. Abby said there weren't in a rush
- 11:21Speaker 7: to get married, but and she said they were already
- 11:24Speaker 7: married in their hearts. But then Abby was ready to
- 11:27Speaker 7: take the next step. Apparently David wasn't and Abby.
- 11:30Speaker 2: She wanted to have a rubber ducky in the back
- 11:32Speaker 2: and I said, no, I don't want to rubber ducky
- 11:34Speaker 2: in the bath. And so now I cannot be with
- 11:37Speaker 2: a person like this.
- 11:37Speaker 8: That's more tanner.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Am I getting my love on the Spectrum people?
- 11:41Speaker 7: I says She still cares about David and says things
- 11:44Speaker 7: like he says things that make me feel good, and
- 11:46Speaker 7: he covers my ears when there's a certain noise I
- 11:48Speaker 7: don't like.
- 11:49Speaker 9: I mean, they are great for each other.
- 11:51Speaker 8: But what happened is David the one we got the
- 11:54Speaker 8: cameo for.
- 11:55Speaker 9: Yes it is.
- 11:55Speaker 8: Yeah, I love David.
- 11:57Speaker 6: Okay, So here's my big idea. Yeah, I've been saying
- 12:01Speaker 6: that we got to get Half Baked on the show.
- 12:03Speaker 6: His brother thinks that he should do the show. Also,
- 12:06Speaker 6: we know people in the office that know Abby.
- 12:09Speaker 9: Yes we can Abby's mom.
- 12:13Speaker 8: But I want to be real here.
- 12:15Speaker 7: I don't personally see half Baked and Abby together, but
- 12:18Speaker 7: I could be wrong.
- 12:19Speaker 9: I don't either, But I mean he'd be great for
- 12:20Speaker 9: the show.
- 12:21Speaker 8: Would you're trying to get him with Abby? I don't know.
- 12:26Speaker 9: But should have Abby gone a day with Tyler? That's
- 12:30Speaker 9: all we should do.
- 12:31Speaker 8: Your genius Mogan, that's a great idea.
- 12:34Speaker 2: I think that might work. You treat her well.
- 12:36Speaker 8: And don't they like like legos and stuff?
- 12:39Speaker 2: That don't.
- 12:42Speaker 3: Love?
- 12:42Speaker 8: Stuffed animals she love?
- 12:45Speaker 2: Yeah? Does she like flowers yes? Yes, cramped rooms that
- 12:50Speaker 2: smell yes.
- 12:51Speaker 8: She would talk about it like this, room smells.
- 12:53Speaker 9: Anyways, Like this is big news, you guys.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Greg, wasn't there another divorce story yet? David Geffen David,
- 13:05Speaker 2: he's eighty Well because Geffen Records.
- 13:10Speaker 6: It's been in the New Entertainment exactly.
- 13:13Speaker 2: Is part of that DreamWorks thing with Steven Spielberg too,
- 13:16Speaker 2: he does movies, records everything.
- 13:18Speaker 6: I thought he's been broken up for a while.
- 13:20Speaker 5: Well, they were separated and now they got divorced, and
- 13:23Speaker 5: so David's eighty three. His ex is this dude, Donovan
- 13:26Speaker 5: Michaels who goes by David Armstrong.
- 13:28Speaker 2: Don't know why.
- 13:29Speaker 5: He's thirty two, so a fifty one year age difference.
- 13:32Speaker 5: David worth over nine billion. They did not sign a prenup,
- 13:36Speaker 5: but it doesn't matter because you can't take half of
- 13:40Speaker 5: what you the guy earned before you even got married.
- 13:43Speaker 2: Is that right. So we don't know the details of
- 13:44Speaker 2: the divorce, but what we do know is that Armstrong
- 13:48Speaker 2: was offered fifty thousand dollars a month and he said
- 13:53Speaker 2: that's too little. He's also living rent free in David
- 13:57Speaker 2: Geffen's fifteen thousand dollars a month apartment.
- 14:00Speaker 8: Can you imagine, didn' run free much?
- 14:01Speaker 2: Bank bag and also.
- 14:05Speaker 5: Said that David Geffen used to spend three million dollars
- 14:08Speaker 5: a month just on living expenses, and.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Then David to become accustomed to a.
- 14:12Speaker 8: Certain life, which I never understood.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Is that what all said? I mean, that's what that's.
- 14:17Speaker 8: The claim in court. So he cares over and he.
- 14:20Speaker 5: Already gave this guy four hundred grands since they got separated,
- 14:23Speaker 5: by the way. So then I looked up some other
- 14:24Speaker 5: celebrity divorces. Of course he got the big bill Gates,
- 14:28Speaker 5: Bezos ones, all the billionaires, but some of the celebrity ones.
- 14:31Speaker 2: Kevin Costner's ex wife got.
- 14:32Speaker 5: Eighty million, Yeah, doctor Dre's X Nicole one hundred million,
- 14:37Speaker 5: Michael Jordan's X one hundred and sixty eight million, and
- 14:41Speaker 5: then mel Gibson's x got half of his fortune. She
- 14:44Speaker 5: got four hundred and twenty five million.
- 14:48Speaker 2: God damn.
- 14:49Speaker 6: Now, what is a reasonable cut of them breaking up?
- 14:53Speaker 2: What do you think?
- 14:54Speaker 11: I mean?
- 14:55Speaker 2: Zero dollars dollars?
- 14:57Speaker 5: Well, see, I've always disagreed with what you about that,
- 15:00Speaker 5: because yeah.
- 15:00Speaker 6: Because famously there's a clip going around right now of
- 15:04Speaker 6: Dave Portnoy of Barstool Sports. He got a divorce from
- 15:09Speaker 6: his wife and his ex wife still has access to
- 15:12Speaker 6: his bank account. And he said he was talking about
- 15:15Speaker 6: it during Club Shasha and he said that you know
- 15:19Speaker 6: she was there when we had no money, and why
- 15:22Speaker 6: can't she benefit from when you know we came up to.
- 15:26Speaker 2: Give her, give her three months severns, three months of
- 15:28Speaker 2: what you typically spend on living expenses.
- 15:30Speaker 8: No, isn't it? Isn't it a month for each year?
- 15:33Speaker 2: Okay, that's what you get to. Well, that's you get to.
- 15:36Speaker 2: I give you one day. So my breakup was one
- 15:39Speaker 2: day per year you've been together. You get to feel
- 15:41Speaker 2: sorry for yourself. So okay, fine, the divorce settlement in
- 15:44Speaker 2: that particular situation, you get one month for every year
- 15:47Speaker 2: you've been married of what the average living expenses, so
- 15:50Speaker 2: that would be your mortgage, your groceries, whatever, it's kind
- 15:54Speaker 2: of crap you spend for entertainment, and that's it.
- 15:57Speaker 5: There's a million factors there, like what if you're in
- 16:00Speaker 5: your eighties, you get divorced, you expect the wife to
- 16:02Speaker 5: go out and get a job like this, You can't.
- 16:05Speaker 8: You can't just hold on away.
- 16:06Speaker 2: You're in your eighties and you're talking about that kind
- 16:07Speaker 2: of money, and you get one month for every year
- 16:10Speaker 2: you've been married. I think, oh, we're talking celebrity money.
- 16:13Speaker 2: They're not. You're not going to outlive it.
- 16:15Speaker 12: Even if it's not in your eighties, even if you're
- 16:17Speaker 12: in your forties or fifties. You get a divorce and
- 16:19Speaker 12: the wife, let's say, wasn't working and was raising the kids.
- 16:21Speaker 12: Because that's the deal that you guys made. She can't
- 16:24Speaker 12: suddenly go into the workforce and just start making a
- 16:26Speaker 12: ton of money enough to support herself plus the kids
- 16:29Speaker 12: when she has them.
- 16:30Speaker 8: Then don't be working.
- 16:31Speaker 2: Then don't be annoying enough to divorce. Yeah, just be
- 16:37Speaker 2: like easy to live with. You know, show this say
- 16:42Speaker 2: we're gonna this ship day. We won't sit because it's
- 16:46Speaker 2: ship day, and you know, you don't do what. Yeah,
- 16:49Speaker 2: there was this chick that was getting blown up online
- 16:52Speaker 2: because she found her husband. He was outside in the
- 16:55Speaker 2: car sleeping and she didn't realized he was home yet,
- 16:58Speaker 2: but he had pulled the car in the drive. Were
- 17:00Speaker 2: just hanging out in the car. Can you want to
- 17:01Speaker 2: go in the house? You get out of the guy
- 17:03Speaker 2: who just had a day? It's like, what you're doing
- 17:05Speaker 2: out here?
- 17:05Speaker 12: Oh?
- 17:06Speaker 11: Wait?
- 17:06Speaker 2: What anyway? Anyway, so people are on his side, she
- 17:10Speaker 2: got mad. He's like, no, no, wonder he's hanging out
- 17:12Speaker 2: in the car like she's in Suffers Direct. Yeah, and
- 17:15Speaker 2: then she went back on was like trying to defend
- 17:17Speaker 2: herself just made it worse.
- 17:18Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 17:19Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like I get it, man, Like sometimes
- 17:21Speaker 2: do you ever get home and just hang out like
- 17:23Speaker 2: in the car before you go in? No?
- 17:25Speaker 7: Yeah, no, but I have Yeah, that's actually funny. There
- 17:28Speaker 7: was a meme of Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes and his way.
- 17:32Speaker 2: That's a guy who would understand from high school.
- 17:34Speaker 7: And she's like hanging on him and he's just looking
- 17:35Speaker 7: like deadband. He says, I bet Patrick Mahomes waits in
- 17:38Speaker 7: the driveway when he.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Gets he does. Yeah, that's why husband's dads, we take
- 17:42Speaker 2: big long dumps. Yeah, you know, right down there your birthday.
- 17:47Speaker 2: Starting with the celebrity. Aaron Lewis, the lead singer of
- 17:50Speaker 2: Stained is fifty four today. Alison Williams from Girls Get
- 17:54Speaker 2: Out in the Megan Movies' is thirty eight. Rapport Tie
- 17:57Speaker 2: Dollas Sign is forty four, Caroline Ray is sixty two.
- 18:02Speaker 2: You got Ron Pearlman from Sons of Anarchy. Hell Boys
- 18:06Speaker 2: got one of the most recognizable voices in Hollywood. He's
- 18:09Speaker 2: seventy six, the legendary soul singer. He's got that song
- 18:12Speaker 2: Let's Stay Together. Al Green's eighty years old today, and
- 18:16Speaker 2: then your porno birthday is CJ. Miles and today's birthday.
- 18:20Speaker 14: Girl.
- 18:20Speaker 2: She has seen more facials than a health spot, eight
- 18:24Speaker 2: fine films, including Big Hunk, Milt by three vicious porn stars.
- 18:29Speaker 2: She was Fantastic and Doggie in the Bathroom, also seduced
- 18:33Speaker 2: and destroyed Volumes one and two. She was in Tiny
- 18:37Speaker 2: Pocket Sized Slut. Guess how tall she is tall seven.
- 18:44Speaker 2: She was Welcome. She was in Welcome to the horn
- 18:47Speaker 2: Horny Neighbor Association. Thank you and Greg. This one's for you.
- 18:50Speaker 2: Who can forget her unforgettable role in Slippery Sauna, Triple
- 18:54Speaker 2: Scissor Mayhem.
- 18:55Speaker 12: Whoa, that's Mayhem.
- 19:00Speaker 2: Right, that's CJ. Miles, who's forty two years old today,
- 19:03Speaker 2: And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
- 19:06Speaker 2: is a Monday. Look on what's happening around the world
- 19:09Speaker 2: of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.
- 19:12Speaker 15: God, forget about the Woody Show.
- 19:23Speaker 2: All right, So you know the the nine to nine thing,
- 19:27Speaker 2: what's the hot dog and the beer thing. Yeah yeah,
- 19:30Speaker 2: nine beers, nine hot dogs and nine innings. Okay, easy.
- 19:33Speaker 2: So yeah, that's that's been a big thing in baseball.
- 19:37Speaker 2: Last year is kind of when that thing was big online.
- 19:40Speaker 6: Tyler did it three times.
- 19:41Speaker 2: So now there are a couple a couple of teams
- 19:44Speaker 2: who are doing the same thing, but they're selling their
- 19:46Speaker 2: the hot dogs are many hot dogs, and they're they're
- 19:48Speaker 2: smaller beers.
- 19:50Speaker 8: Version like everything once the corporations take a hold of it, So.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Check this out. The Toronto Blue Jays they're doing something
- 19:57Speaker 2: else around the hot dogs. They're selling the hot dogs
- 19:59Speaker 2: for five bucks each and Tuesday home games are called
- 20:03Speaker 2: Looney Night because the prices are slashed to just one
- 20:06Speaker 2: Canadian dollar, which equates to about seventy two cents American.
- 20:11Speaker 2: And so last week that price cut led to a
- 20:15Speaker 2: single game record being set for hot dogs eaten during
- 20:18Speaker 2: a single game by a crowd. Whoa, So there were
- 20:21Speaker 2: forty thousand people there and in one game they went
- 20:26Speaker 2: through one hundred thousand hot dogs. The previous record was
- 20:30Speaker 2: ninety two, two and twenty one.
- 20:33Speaker 6: What was the team that they were doing these dollars
- 20:35Speaker 6: hot dogs? And then they started throwing them.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Was it Philly, well that or Cleveland?
- 20:38Speaker 8: Yeah, well that was there very famously and I wish
- 20:40Speaker 8: someone would do this again. Cleveland Indians in nineteen seventy
- 20:43Speaker 8: four did ten cent beer Night and it was just
- 20:46Speaker 8: a riot. By the way, it's only it's only sixty
- 20:50Speaker 8: five cents by today's standards. But they never again did that.
- 20:54Speaker 8: But go it would be so so glorious talking team do.
- 20:58Speaker 2: It, talking about doing things the way that you should
- 21:01Speaker 2: you know, uh, two cent hot dogs.
- 21:06Speaker 8: Yeah, just see what happens.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Well, you know steroids in baseball. That would make it
- 21:09Speaker 2: exciting too. That's because we were talking. What's the the
- 21:13Speaker 2: enhanced games.
- 21:15Speaker 8: We're talking about that much as they need.
- 21:18Speaker 2: So those are apparently one month away and it starts
- 21:21Speaker 2: on May twenty first in Vegas, and it celebrates the
- 21:24Speaker 2: unlimited potential of human performance through the benefits of enhancement drugs.
- 21:28Speaker 2: So these games feature two independent medical commissioners who are
- 21:32Speaker 2: overseeing everything. All athletes are monitored, Every compound used is
- 21:36Speaker 2: clinically approved, every dose is tracked. Athletes with blood work
- 21:41Speaker 2: that doesn't pass they are refused eligibility. But investors in
- 21:44Speaker 2: you know, peptides and longevity company, longevity companies, they are
- 21:48Speaker 2: backing this right. And so there's all these all these
- 21:50Speaker 2: people who want a piece of this, the enhanced Games,
- 21:53Speaker 2: and they have already been assigned a financial value that
- 21:57Speaker 2: hasn't even happened yet, one point two billion dollars.
- 22:01Speaker 8: Okay, I could see that, because you would like, I
- 22:03Speaker 8: don't want to watch that because it's not it's not
- 22:05Speaker 8: going to do. But here's the thing. There's not gonna
- 22:07Speaker 8: be any records broken. The best athletes are going to
- 22:09Speaker 8: be doing the real stuff. But here's the question, will
- 22:11Speaker 8: they show go ahead?
- 22:12Speaker 2: Help? But I watched some guy online the other day
- 22:15Speaker 2: and he was crushing It was like just a dad
- 22:17Speaker 2: and he was crushing baseballs with this particular bat and
- 22:20Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, like he was in these moonshots.
- 22:23Speaker 7: But are they going to give the stats like he's
- 22:25Speaker 7: on this much, you know, milligrams of blubble bats?
- 22:28Speaker 8: Where the money comes in and want some of the
- 22:30Speaker 8: tie ins and advertisement? I want to see the games
- 22:33Speaker 8: themselves won't be that interesting, but all the sponsorship is
- 22:36Speaker 8: through the roof.
- 22:38Speaker 2: We all did dumb things as kids. We've talked about
- 22:40Speaker 2: a number of those things here on the show. Angel.
- 22:42Speaker 2: This is out of Florida. The sheriff's office. They are
- 22:44Speaker 2: looking for parents to have some serious conversations with their
- 22:47Speaker 2: kids because there was a group of about these thirty
- 22:49Speaker 2: or so middle aged, middle aged, middle school aged boys
- 22:54Speaker 2: that were causing a problem. Uh. They were playing real
- 22:59Speaker 2: life Frogger with moving cars, climbing a water fountain to
- 23:02Speaker 2: get onto a roof, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
- 23:06Speaker 2: Would oh man, big deal? Yeah, tearing up the lawn
- 23:11Speaker 2: on e bikes in the neighborhood now, Greg, well today
- 23:17Speaker 2: I would, but as a kid would have done it.
- 23:18Speaker 2: They also broke a changing table in the bathroom. You
- 23:21Speaker 2: know those tables change babies and stuff. Yeah. The sheriff's
- 23:25Speaker 2: office they posted about the incident, the warning parents that
- 23:27Speaker 2: if they don't have a chat with their kids, we will.
- 23:30Speaker 2: The apartment commander told a local news station that activity
- 23:33Speaker 2: like this tends to spike when school is out. Oh really,
- 23:35Speaker 2: you know, and with summer break approaching fast, they just
- 23:38Speaker 2: want to make sure that the parents are aware. May dude,
- 23:41Speaker 2: I mean, we never did the frogger thing. We never
- 23:43Speaker 2: like put ourselves in the middle of the street dodging.
- 23:45Speaker 2: That's why I see these videos of these guys on
- 23:48Speaker 2: you know, these kids on these bikes and they're doing
- 23:49Speaker 2: the wheelies going down the road and they'll be going
- 23:52Speaker 2: right toward a car, the oncoming traffic, and the right
- 23:54Speaker 2: the last second swerve away from it, Like, dude, what
- 23:58Speaker 2: do you do Wantnumber one, you're an idiot, But I'm
- 24:01Speaker 2: also kind of rooting for you to get him.
- 24:02Speaker 8: There's a great video of a kid trying that on
- 24:04Speaker 8: like some kind of pedestrian walkway. He's going up to
- 24:06Speaker 8: people and like at the last one and some some
- 24:08Speaker 8: like old dad type just shoves him to the ground.
- 24:09Speaker 2: And of course the kid who's.
- 24:11Speaker 8: Videoing the whole thing, the cars, what's up, we're going
- 24:14Speaker 8: to do that? That's assault, which you're making me fear
- 24:17Speaker 8: that you're going to hit me intentionally. I can I
- 24:19Speaker 8: can reasonably defend myself by shoving you to the ground.
- 24:22Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 24:22Speaker 7: And also there was one time I was driving and
- 24:25Speaker 7: a bunch of kids on bikes started doing the wheelies
- 24:27Speaker 7: and a bunch of them had fire extinguishers and they
- 24:30Speaker 7: were shooting them at the cars like we couldn't see.
- 24:33Speaker 8: It was crazy. That's why I get these I get
- 24:36Speaker 8: tagged in these videos with this guy does something like
- 24:38Speaker 8: that with like he'll take a full cake and he'll
- 24:40Speaker 8: throw it a speeding car.
- 24:44Speaker 2: It's all orchestra.
- 24:45Speaker 8: It's got to be fake because that's explicitly literally.
- 24:50Speaker 2: This is like cart narks. You should do that, like, well, no,
- 24:51Speaker 2: he's comes another speeder and the car isn't even moving.
- 24:54Speaker 8: All that fast, right, but he's starting at a flower
- 24:57Speaker 8: on it and then but then the video cuts as
- 24:59Speaker 8: soon as the car stops, which in real life there'd
- 25:01Speaker 8: be a fight.
- 25:01Speaker 2: You're big, Yeah, you'd want to see the confrontation stuff,
- 25:04Speaker 2: because that's hard art. Yeah, people have move many people
- 25:07Speaker 2: have tried to fight me. I know how it works.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Oh yeah, eight seven seven. Well you're superior, strong, right,
- 25:11Speaker 2: I mean yeah, and yeah you can outwit them. Yes,
- 25:16Speaker 2: you wouldn't have a battle of words. You can do
- 25:18Speaker 2: that too. All prepared to be bare ye eight seven
- 25:21Speaker 2: seven forty four. Text us over to two two nine
- 25:24Speaker 2: eight seven more Woodies Show next.
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- 25:31Speaker 2: For this is the Woody Show, and we're in two
- 25:36Speaker 2: another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct Well
- 25:42Speaker 2: you know that's what we do. That's what we're known for.
- 25:44Speaker 2: My name is Whaty. That is Greg Gory would we
- 25:47Speaker 2: got Menace is here, we got Sea Bass, Sammy's here,
- 25:52Speaker 2: there is Morgan. Yo. We got the phones open eight
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- 26:03Speaker 2: social media. Look for us there at the Woody Show.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Trending news headlines coming up for this hour, but we'll
- 26:09Speaker 2: start and see how everybuddy this weekend was weekend cheers
- 26:11Speaker 2: and jeers, and uh, we'll start with you Menace. Well.
- 26:16Speaker 6: I was at the Coachella Music Festival and it was
- 26:19Speaker 6: quite fun. Surprisingly, guess who showed up Greg Smashing Pumpkins?
- 26:24Speaker 2: Oh damn, that was really cool. Or it was just
- 26:26Speaker 2: Billy Corgan. I saw Billy Corgan showed up with what's
- 26:29Speaker 2: his name? I mean, is it you know?
- 26:32Speaker 5: I mean, is this Smashing Pumpkins without Billy? I mean
- 26:34Speaker 5: he's essentially smashing.
- 26:35Speaker 6: Yeah, you pretty much got smashing pumpkin stuff.
- 26:38Speaker 2: And then I'm saying it's not like the band.
- 26:40Speaker 8: Play Billy Corgan showed up, Yeah, which is that?
- 26:44Speaker 2: What's that with? No? Because Teddy Swims brought out David
- 26:48Speaker 2: Lee roth Well and then brought out Vanessa Carl.
- 26:52Speaker 6: Yeah, that one that did but.
- 26:56Speaker 7: David.
- 26:58Speaker 6: Everyone's like and they're like, oh van Halen, what.
- 27:03Speaker 2: Right, That's what I was talking about. Break brought up
- 27:06Speaker 2: a Valerie Burton Nelly one day on the show, I
- 27:08Speaker 2: go who Hale was. He was like, oh, well, you
- 27:12Speaker 2: know she was on one Day at a time. I go,
- 27:13Speaker 2: one day at a time. She was married to Eddie
- 27:16Speaker 2: van Halen. Yeah, he was dead speaking. We asked Morgan,
- 27:20Speaker 2: We're like, all right.
- 27:20Speaker 9: All right about van Halen.
- 27:23Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's why Roth can't name all songs.
- 27:26Speaker 9: Not even a single song if you played one. I
- 27:28Speaker 9: don't think I could even be like, yeah van Halen,
- 27:31Speaker 9: Oh yes, I get him mixed up with Aerosmith and
- 27:33Speaker 9: like they have.
- 27:35Speaker 2: A pretty specific I'll bring up some Oh yeah, but
- 27:40Speaker 2: you don't know, you don't know what's.
- 27:41Speaker 9: The guy's name. Minister showed up.
- 27:44Speaker 6: What David Roth? Well no, yeah, there was no reactions,
- 27:47Speaker 6: so they go van Halen like, let balloo young kids.
- 27:53Speaker 2: That made him real good?
- 27:54Speaker 8: Didn't The same thing happened with Iggy Pop. Wasn't he there?
- 27:57Speaker 2: Uh? I didn't see that.
- 28:00Speaker 9: Wow, I thought Pop was a girl. I know the
- 28:04Speaker 9: song jump, I would have never known it.
- 28:07Speaker 2: Up, all right, know the what about this song. Yeah,
- 28:13Speaker 2: I've heard this Panama.
- 28:15Speaker 8: Okay, let you get in there.
- 28:16Speaker 2: You know the songs? Yeah, she said, if we played
- 28:20Speaker 2: this song, she's not sure she would know that it's
- 28:22Speaker 2: Van Halen, right, but you'd know the.
- 28:25Speaker 9: Song was the song guitar hero.
- 28:28Speaker 8: I feel like I used to play.
- 28:32Speaker 2: We probably have heard this song, all right, see, let
- 28:35Speaker 2: me get into it here. I can't all right, how
- 28:43Speaker 2: about uh let me get into it though.
- 28:52Speaker 9: Yeah, sounds Simonia what the devil is? Yeah, yeah, I've
- 28:55Speaker 9: heard this, Brandon.
- 28:58Speaker 8: I think my dad.
- 28:58Speaker 2: Listen to dad tries a motorcycle, rides a motorcycle. Yeah,
- 29:04Speaker 2: how about your dad's hot for teacher?
- 29:12Speaker 8: But I like this.
- 29:13Speaker 2: Yeah, Morgan's got a bag on it.
- 29:16Speaker 15: I like it, big, got it, big.
- 29:21Speaker 2: YouTube, Yeah, a ton of songs. I don't know if
- 29:25Speaker 2: he's gonna be showed up for a weekend two. I
- 29:28Speaker 2: know you don't think so remember this this song came
- 29:32Speaker 2: out there. This was more with h This was Van Hagar,
- 29:36Speaker 2: which I thought Sammy Hagar did a great job with
- 29:38Speaker 2: Van Halen. I liked a lot of this stuff. That
- 29:40Speaker 2: The Cake was a great song. This was a great song.
- 29:45Speaker 2: That whole U for Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, which is very cute.
- 29:49Speaker 2: And I don't know, I don't know, but yeah, I
- 29:53Speaker 2: thought that was a great album. You remember this song,
- 29:58Speaker 2: I've heard this now, this wasn't davidly Roth. They had
- 30:02Speaker 2: Sammy Hagar come in and sing at this point. Sounds similar.
- 30:06Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, well, all sounds like YouTube.
- 30:14Speaker 2: I think it sounds like YouTube. I never thought, dammit,
- 30:17Speaker 2: don't ever say that again. Yeah, it's way cooler in YouTube.
- 30:22Speaker 9: Yeah, van Halen, I was raised on Russian YouTube.
- 30:26Speaker 2: I think I think van Halen's I don't know one
- 30:28Speaker 2: man's opinion. I think van Halen is way cooler than
- 30:31Speaker 2: you two.
- 30:32Speaker 4: Oh.
- 30:32Speaker 8: I don't think people are going to debate that.
- 30:34Speaker 2: I mean, Youtubo is a huge man, and I like
- 30:36Speaker 2: you too, but like cooler different, It's a cooler definitely.
- 30:40Speaker 2: And in his day, David Lee Roth was probably the
- 30:43Speaker 2: best front man in rock and roll for sure. Down yeah,
- 30:48Speaker 2: he's a weirdo categories.
- 30:51Speaker 6: I posted the original lineup in nineteen ninety nine. It
- 30:54Speaker 6: was back Chemical Brothers, Morrissey raised against the Machine and Tool, and.
- 30:59Speaker 2: Then I looked at all the bands that were like
- 31:01Speaker 2: in the smaller font on the Coachella poster to see
- 31:04Speaker 2: we're still around. Nope, no, yeah, there was to drive in,
- 31:08Speaker 2: Modest Mouse and stuff like that, all the other ones.
- 31:11Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, let's see if the smaller bands broke out.
- 31:13Speaker 6: And again, it's not Coachella's fault. You know, they have
- 31:17Speaker 6: to sell tickets, and like, you know, half these bands
- 31:19Speaker 6: don't even perform anymore of course. All right, so your cheers,
- 31:23Speaker 6: that's what cheers Coachella. It's super fun, always nice seeing everybody.
- 31:27Speaker 6: And then my jeers. I was I'm kind of torn
- 31:31Speaker 6: because I wanted to mention one other thing about Coachella,
- 31:33Speaker 6: but it wasn't gonna be my jeers, all right. The
- 31:37Speaker 6: tipping on merch, like when you go down check merch,
- 31:41Speaker 6: I would never tip, yeah, dude, so you know, I like,
- 31:44Speaker 6: because you know, I'm lighting the loafers. I love collecting
- 31:48Speaker 6: blankets every year, right, and so the blankets are like
- 31:51Speaker 6: one hundred bucks. They wanted me tip six bucks for
- 31:53Speaker 6: a guy to hand me a blanket. Are you all
- 31:56Speaker 6: in or all out on now?
- 31:57Speaker 2: Yeah? I wouldn't tip it.
- 32:00Speaker 6: Yeah you're saying, I think like like a fifty dollars shirt,
- 32:03Speaker 6: like the tip was I don't know, like three bucks
- 32:06Speaker 6: or something like.
- 32:06Speaker 2: That for the tip. Yeah, they weren't wiring it. No, no,
- 32:09Speaker 2: but they're not of course, not that way never.
- 32:11Speaker 6: But anyways, my gears though, is I did break a
- 32:16Speaker 6: a h glass shelf in my refrigerator. And guess what.
- 32:20Speaker 6: You can't just buy those anywhere. You have the like
- 32:22Speaker 6: special order to the manufacturer. Yeah, probably got to order
- 32:25Speaker 6: it off the whoever does Samsung websites.
- 32:28Speaker 2: Because I was hoping that I could just go to
- 32:30Speaker 2: like home beople and there's too many different refrigerators.
- 32:33Speaker 5: Yeah, like I once broke one of those, uh like
- 32:35Speaker 5: the arm rest on the door or not the arm rest,
- 32:37Speaker 5: but the thing that holds.
- 32:39Speaker 2: The condiments in. Oh yeah, so long to get it.
- 32:42Speaker 7: Oh you're better than I. Well, I just stopped using
- 32:45Speaker 7: it like it's just a now.
- 32:47Speaker 6: I found out those are actually easier to find. Glass
- 32:51Speaker 6: shelf really yeah, because Walmart, you know, shout out to Walmart,
- 32:54Speaker 6: my daily shout out to Walmart. They have a bunch
- 32:58Speaker 6: of those for sale that you can't and buy your
- 33:00Speaker 6: for your refrigerator in store, but the shelves, forget about it.
- 33:04Speaker 6: You have the special order of that stuff.
- 33:05Speaker 2: So that's my jeers. All right, it's gonna take me
- 33:07Speaker 2: a couple of weeks to get it.
- 33:08Speaker 9: Yeah, damn, that's.
- 33:09Speaker 2: Greg Gory weekend cheers and jeers, cheers.
- 33:12Speaker 5: Going to a curated golf cart experience. Went to check
- 33:19Speaker 5: out your golf cart and it was so rad because
- 33:23Speaker 5: not only was I the driver, which ruled obviously, I mean,
- 33:26Speaker 5: that thing is so much fun. Has this big soundbar
- 33:29Speaker 5: right over the where you sit to drive, and right
- 33:32Speaker 5: when Woody turned the power on, he already knows this.
- 33:35Speaker 5: So I'm looking at all you guys. Music comes on
- 33:38Speaker 5: blasting depeche Mode.
- 33:42Speaker 2: It was so thoughtful to these golf carts are not
- 33:44Speaker 2: just golf carts these days. You go to buy even
- 33:46Speaker 2: like a like a basic one, Like the basic one
- 33:49Speaker 2: still looks way cooler than so much better. Maybe what
- 33:53Speaker 2: you remember what you think of when you think of
- 33:55Speaker 2: golf cart. It has cool ass rims. Yeah, well, because
- 33:58Speaker 2: they have cool tires, cool rims.
- 34:00Speaker 13: Went.
- 34:00Speaker 2: We went to the airport, and you know, I was
- 34:02Speaker 2: gonna fly Greg and Gina down to an event that
- 34:05Speaker 2: we had on Friday, and so you know, while I
- 34:09Speaker 2: was pre flighting the plane and getting everything ready, I'm like, hey, Greg,
- 34:12Speaker 2: go take the golf cart and tear around yep.
- 34:14Speaker 8: Greg's at the golf cart.
- 34:15Speaker 7: So yeah, literally yelling, I'm hella flooring it right now.
- 34:20Speaker 2: It tops out at nineteen miles an hour because if
- 34:23Speaker 2: it goes any fashion that you have to register it
- 34:25Speaker 2: as a vehicle. Yeah. It was so much fun.
- 34:29Speaker 5: Like while Wood he was doing all the pre flight stuff,
- 34:31Speaker 5: Gina and I were just cruising around this little airport
- 34:34Speaker 5: and taking turns and blasting Depeche Mode. It was I
- 34:38Speaker 5: was like a kid on Christmas. It effing ruled hard.
- 34:42Speaker 5: Jeers to trying to get through The Naked Gun, the
- 34:46Speaker 5: New Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson. Not
- 34:49Speaker 5: that the movie didn't rule. From what I saw, it
- 34:52Speaker 5: was so funny, laughs, every ten seconds awesome A plus one.
- 34:57Speaker 5: But I fell asleep, So then I tried it the
- 34:59Speaker 5: next night, fell asleep at the exact same spot. So
- 35:01Speaker 5: I still have to finish The Naked Gun. Not the
- 35:04Speaker 5: fault of the movie, but it's the fault of me.
- 35:06Speaker 8: So jeers to you. Having narcolepsy totally, not the movie.
- 35:09Speaker 5: Totally, and then spending both nights waking up on the
- 35:11Speaker 5: couch and not going to bed sucks.
- 35:14Speaker 15: That rules.
- 35:15Speaker 9: Couch sleeping rules.
- 35:16Speaker 2: What about you, Morgan Weekend. Cheers and jeers.
- 35:19Speaker 9: Okay, cheers first of all to this group of people
- 35:21Speaker 9: I'm on this fight card with because wow, we had
- 35:23Speaker 9: a meeting yesterday and this is a chaotic group of
- 35:26Speaker 9: people and they are very entertaining. I'll just leave it
- 35:29Speaker 9: at that.
- 35:30Speaker 2: My real at that, well, I don't tell us how
- 35:33Speaker 2: it's entertaining.
- 35:35Speaker 9: They're just crazy people. Like everyone's talking over each other.
- 35:37Speaker 9: They're all mad, like, yeah it was a Zoom meeting.
- 35:41Speaker 9: One guy's having issues with blood work, allegedly like mad
- 35:45Speaker 9: that you know the round times and how big the
- 35:48Speaker 9: gloves are and all the stuff.
- 35:49Speaker 2: Did they know that going into it, like when you
- 35:51Speaker 2: signed up for it?
- 35:52Speaker 9: Yes, we were all told these things.
- 35:53Speaker 2: They didn't read the email.
- 35:54Speaker 9: God, it was just the funniest meeting I've ever been.
- 35:56Speaker 2: How many people were on the Zoom meeting?
- 35:58Speaker 9: Twenty three?
- 35:59Speaker 16: Oh god?
- 36:00Speaker 9: And of course there's someone like can you turn your mics?
- 36:05Speaker 2: A people like a lot of like kind of ZEUS
- 36:07Speaker 2: network looking.
- 36:08Speaker 9: Yeah, there's like dumb girls in.
- 36:12Speaker 6: The background other people.
- 36:16Speaker 9: But my real cheers the guys. I have a surprise
- 36:19Speaker 9: if you're interested. Friend's dad bought two tickets to the fight.
- 36:23Speaker 9: Oh really two tickets. No, he just likes to support.
- 36:29Speaker 2: Me, so he bought tickets with no intention of going.
- 36:32Speaker 9: My goal is to be my friend's stepmom someday, and
- 36:34Speaker 9: I'm working on them. He's daddy material. Yeah, he bought
- 36:40Speaker 9: two tickets. But here's the thing, y'all. They're not eat tickets,
- 36:45Speaker 9: nothing like this piece of paper.
- 36:46Speaker 2: Is the tickets. I lose them.
- 36:51Speaker 9: Then it's supposed to scan when you get there.
- 36:54Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, so you can send a photo of that
- 36:57Speaker 6: to them to win, and then they could just scan
- 37:03Speaker 6: it when they get there.
- 37:04Speaker 9: Oh that's true. I thought you physically had to have
- 37:06Speaker 9: this piece of paper.
- 37:07Speaker 2: Well I would just in case the picture didn't work,
- 37:10Speaker 2: like you know it.
- 37:11Speaker 7: Don't toss him right anyways, that's awesome.
- 37:15Speaker 2: That's cool. That's awesome.
- 37:18Speaker 9: It is awesome, and we're getting close.
- 37:20Speaker 2: Wow, I mean, congratulations on the wedding.
- 37:22Speaker 9: Thank you someday. He's old and rich and has.
- 37:26Speaker 3: Time, and.
- 37:29Speaker 2: That's Morgan's dream man.
- 37:30Speaker 9: Perfect in the sixties, my jeers. And let me say
- 37:36Speaker 9: no offense to what I'm about to say. Uh, it
- 37:41Speaker 9: is so hard right now, specifically, I'm weight cutting, right,
- 37:44Speaker 9: so I'm sweating like crazy, burning tons of calories, not
- 37:46Speaker 9: eating much at all, and I'm living with someone who's
- 37:50Speaker 9: getting fast food every day at the house. It smells
- 37:53Speaker 9: like Friday McDonald's.
- 37:55Speaker 2: And you know, that's another that's another sign that Tyler
- 37:58Speaker 2: is supportive.
- 37:59Speaker 9: I think he's doing it on purpose.
- 38:00Speaker 2: No, well, it's supportive because like he is testing your willpower,
- 38:04Speaker 2: like you have to stay strong.
- 38:05Speaker 9: Yeah's hard when I house, Yes.
- 38:08Speaker 2: I know, and that sounds supportive. This is the training
- 38:12Speaker 2: is supposed to be hard, right.
- 38:14Speaker 8: Support would be like you're gonna eat one hard bulled egg,
- 38:17Speaker 8: so will I?
- 38:18Speaker 2: No, No, no, that's a soft approach.
- 38:20Speaker 9: He doesn't need to be supportive at all. He can
- 38:22Speaker 9: eat what he wants.
- 38:22Speaker 2: It's just this.
- 38:24Speaker 9: It just sucks for me. Yeah, it's unfortunate.
- 38:26Speaker 2: No, dude, and good for you, Tyler. Tyler's a big dog.
- 38:29Speaker 2: Big dog gotta eat.
- 38:30Speaker 8: You know.
- 38:30Speaker 9: Yeah. McDonald's.
- 38:33Speaker 7: Don't talk and you never say just give me one
- 38:35Speaker 7: bite and the I'm gonna walk away because this.
- 38:36Speaker 9: Is I can't. I have to lose six pounds in
- 38:39Speaker 9: one week.
- 38:39Speaker 8: Oh my god.
- 38:40Speaker 2: You have to know how to fight through that temptation.
- 38:43Speaker 2: I do. Temptation will be in front of you. It
- 38:45Speaker 2: will and this is part of that. It's resistance training.
- 38:48Speaker 9: It's like, you know, y'all don't realize I'm doing that
- 38:52Speaker 9: like ten times ten all these other ways.
- 38:54Speaker 6: So and it's just like you got to hang out
- 38:56Speaker 6: after the fight, you know, No.
- 38:59Speaker 2: Why do you have to lose? If you gain? What
- 39:01Speaker 2: if you don't?
- 39:02Speaker 9: They change the way in So I have to weigh
- 39:03Speaker 9: one forty six to one fifty five as opposed to
- 39:06Speaker 9: what I thought it was one fifty to one sixty.
- 39:09Speaker 8: They can do that.
- 39:10Speaker 9: It is what it is.
- 39:11Speaker 2: Okay, whoa really? So how do you go about doing that? Like,
- 39:14Speaker 2: I don't know. So we heard some Sea bass when
- 39:17Speaker 2: we did the March Fatness about what'd some celebrities do
- 39:19Speaker 2: to try to gain weight real quick?
- 39:21Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 39:21Speaker 2: So in the fighting world, I'm sure you've heard from
- 39:23Speaker 2: different people, but like.
- 39:24Speaker 9: What are well right now?
- 39:26Speaker 2: What are some of the ways that Greg takes some notes,
- 39:28Speaker 2: It's that sauna suit. Is this like putting on sweats
- 39:31Speaker 2: and going running and stuff like that.
- 39:32Speaker 9: Well, yeah, so I'm eating about one thousand calories a day.
- 39:35Speaker 9: I'm burning at least two thousand a day. Whoa, but
- 39:38Speaker 9: I need to be at least like one fifty eight
- 39:41Speaker 9: fifty seven when I get on the plane to go,
- 39:43Speaker 9: and then I'll lose a couple of pounds of waterweight,
- 39:45Speaker 9: like right before I weigh in.
- 39:46Speaker 7: But are you going to have the strength exactly that's exhausted.
- 39:51Speaker 9: That's part of the game. Okay, so we'll find out.
- 39:54Speaker 9: So but yeah, man, I'm so hungry, you're already I'm
- 39:58Speaker 9: too jealous. I want to eat a burger on it
- 40:00Speaker 9: to pizza.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm saying, like, you're already super thin.
- 40:05Speaker 9: Exactly that but the right, but you're already super thin.
- 40:10Speaker 2: So to lose six pounds, Like, where does that come from?
- 40:13Speaker 9: I don't It's gonna come from somewhere. I don't lose
- 40:17Speaker 9: that ass, I got it. I have already lost. It's
- 40:20Speaker 9: really sad.
- 40:21Speaker 5: Because it's easy when you're super heavy to lose five
- 40:24Speaker 5: pounds nothing.
- 40:25Speaker 2: But at your weight right now there, you have got
- 40:27Speaker 2: nothing to lose.
- 40:28Speaker 12: Yeah, and you have so much muscle that like is
- 40:31Speaker 12: training even? I mean, obviously you have to train, but
- 40:33Speaker 12: you're just building more muscle, right.
- 40:36Speaker 9: Well, that's the balance I'm trying. That's why I'm eating
- 40:38Speaker 9: a lot of what I am eating is protein so
- 40:40Speaker 9: that whatever I'm losing hopefully isn't as much muscle as
- 40:43Speaker 9: it is fat. But muscle, I mean, it's just muscle
- 40:47Speaker 9: weighs more.
- 40:48Speaker 2: But how much I hear I hear people say that.
- 40:53Speaker 2: I'm all bustled by the way I hear people say that,
- 40:56Speaker 2: But like what, like what is the I know it's denser,
- 40:59Speaker 2: which is why ways more? Right?
- 41:01Speaker 9: So, well, it depends how much water you have in
- 41:03Speaker 9: your muscles. So I used to be on creatine right,
- 41:05Speaker 9: used to love it. But it adds water to your muscle,
- 41:08Speaker 9: makes them look bigger, it makes you stronger. But I
- 41:11Speaker 9: had to stop doing that because I need I don't
- 41:13Speaker 9: need water retention in my muscles right now. It also
- 41:15Speaker 9: depends how much sodium you eat, how much sugar you eat.
- 41:18Speaker 2: You do the creatine right before working out?
- 41:21Speaker 9: I had. I started creatine maybe I don't know, almost
- 41:24Speaker 9: a year ago. I stopped taking it a couple of
- 41:26Speaker 9: weeks ago.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Doesn't it make you really hot? Sweat and girl?
- 41:32Speaker 9: No, that's pre workout, I think.
- 41:33Speaker 6: Okay, So I looked it up in AI and says,
- 41:36Speaker 6: I'm doing right now. Muscle does not weigh more than fat.
- 41:39Speaker 6: It's just denser.
- 41:40Speaker 7: Well, it's like saying a pound of bricks is the
- 41:42Speaker 7: same as a pound of feathers, but.
- 41:44Speaker 2: Like one of muscle, takes up less space, right exactly, Okay,
- 41:48Speaker 2: so all right, yeah, but like when people are talking
- 41:50Speaker 2: about their weight and stuff. Yeah, I'm all muscle man,
- 41:54Speaker 2: thank you, m Yeah, okay, well you know, and how
- 41:59Speaker 2: do you know which is which? Right?
- 42:01Speaker 7: I mean those remember those little stupid pictures they would
- 42:04Speaker 7: do at your gym class in the back of your arm, right,
- 42:07Speaker 7: that's supposed to be the tell.
- 42:08Speaker 2: All right, Well, I hope everybody's weekend was great. Send
- 42:10Speaker 2: us your weekend cheers and jeers on the text over
- 42:13Speaker 2: to two to nine eight seven. Uh yeah.
- 42:16Speaker 8: And then for people asking about the pay per view,
- 42:19Speaker 8: where do people find the link for that? So it's
- 42:21Speaker 8: next what Saturday?
- 42:22Speaker 9: Next Saturday?
- 42:24Speaker 2: The fight is next Saturday, girl, Yeah, and then you
- 42:27Speaker 2: can watch it on a pay per view, which.
- 42:29Speaker 9: You get where x rumble dot com.
- 42:32Speaker 2: X rumble dot com.
- 42:34Speaker 9: And I'll also post the link all.
- 42:36Speaker 2: Right, the mess somewhere. Yeah, get it. Because people were
- 42:40Speaker 2: talking about it a lot at our event on Friday.
- 42:42Speaker 2: Yeah really yeah, oh yeah, asking about you know, like
- 42:45Speaker 2: watching it and doing stuff and get getting together for it.
- 42:48Speaker 9: It's gonna comes right up.
- 42:49Speaker 2: Idea from the text, Morgan, would you consider cutting your hair?
- 42:52Speaker 2: That might be a pound.
- 42:53Speaker 9: I've already thought about that. Oh my god, I have
- 42:55Speaker 9: already thought about it. Really, if we have to, like
- 42:58Speaker 9: if I'm about to weigh in and I'm not there, yeah.
- 43:00Speaker 8: You shave your head.
- 43:01Speaker 2: Somebody said one hundred and five degree hot bath ninety
- 43:03Speaker 2: minutes per day, No sauna.
- 43:05Speaker 9: Oh I've been doing sauna steam rooms. Oh, you guys
- 43:07Speaker 9: have no clue what I've been going through.
- 43:09Speaker 2: No, I guess they're saying, like, no SNA. One hundred
- 43:11Speaker 2: and five degree hot bath ninety minutes per day, no SNA.
- 43:15Speaker 2: I don't know if that makes it. I don't know.
- 43:16Speaker 9: You're supposed to sit in the bath and I chew gum. Yeah,
- 43:18Speaker 9: it's a whole really chew gum because I can't eat.
- 43:22Speaker 2: Oh, okay, same same thing. Yeah, like damn, I'll do
- 43:26Speaker 2: that gum.
- 43:29Speaker 10: I consistently set the standard of excellence on everything. I
- 43:34Speaker 10: supported a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them
- 43:38Speaker 10: informally contributing to our value.
- 43:40Speaker 15: Of continuous learning and development.
- 43:42Speaker 8: You are a hero.
- 43:46Speaker 2: And we go right to Gina Grad for a look
- 43:50Speaker 2: at what's happening with the trending news headlines.
- 43:52Speaker 9: Yeah, well, those.
- 43:52Speaker 7: Peace negotiations between the US and Iran failed miserably. Now
- 43:56Speaker 7: everything's back to just chaos. According to reports, the talks
- 44:00Speaker 7: all over i Ran not wanting to give up their nukes.
- 44:02Speaker 7: Plus they wouldn't agree to stop funding groups like Hamas
- 44:05Speaker 7: and HESBLA. Plus they didn't want to open the Strait
- 44:07Speaker 7: of horror moves. Plus they wanted to keep charging tolls
- 44:10Speaker 7: for ships to pass through it. So in response to that,
- 44:12Speaker 7: we said that the US military will put a blockade
- 44:15Speaker 7: up on all the traffic coming in and out of
- 44:17Speaker 7: the strait, but Iran said that any military ships trying
- 44:20Speaker 7: to get to the strait will quote be dealt with
- 44:22Speaker 7: harshly and decisively.
- 44:24Speaker 2: My only interest in this story at this point is
- 44:26Speaker 2: just trying to time the market. Well that's the thing,
- 44:28Speaker 2: you know what I mean, you're doing any kind of
- 44:30Speaker 2: investments and stuff, Like at first I thought maybe we're
- 44:33Speaker 2: going to get boots on the ground, and like if
- 44:35Speaker 2: boots hit the ground, invest that's when you buy in, right,
- 44:38Speaker 2: because everything's going to tank. Boots equal invest right, boots
- 44:42Speaker 2: on the ground, market will tank whatever that day is, right,
- 44:44Speaker 2: and then you buy in, you can buy cheaper, and
- 44:46Speaker 2: then you know, within whatever mount, it'll come back up
- 44:49Speaker 2: and you'll make some money. Right, So like, yeah, you
- 44:51Speaker 2: got to look for these little clues and these stories
- 44:53Speaker 2: and these things that happened at this point because it's
- 44:55Speaker 2: like back and forth and back and forth. Yeah.
- 44:57Speaker 8: Yeah, if I hear straight up horror mooth times, horror moves.
- 45:04Speaker 2: Have martini or whatever.
- 45:06Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, those oil prices their backup over one hundred
- 45:09Speaker 7: bucks a barrel.
- 45:10Speaker 2: I mean, like you know, up down whatever cools. Try
- 45:12Speaker 2: to time it out, make a couple of bucks.
- 45:14Speaker 6: I have no boots on the ground. Just wrapped this
- 45:18Speaker 6: up quickly.
- 45:18Speaker 16: Yeah.
- 45:19Speaker 2: For a minute there, I looked like there was going
- 45:20Speaker 2: to be I was waiting. I was waiting. That was
- 45:23Speaker 2: big time. Yeah, of course, but like now it doesn't
- 45:26Speaker 2: look like that's gonna happen. But they're they're like looking
- 45:28Speaker 2: for these underwater Imagine that job you think going to
- 45:32Speaker 2: work on a on a Monday or Tuesday morning blows like,
- 45:37Speaker 2: but you're you're there, Like you know these guys who
- 45:40Speaker 2: it's their job to sweep for these things, yeah, like
- 45:43Speaker 2: water mines, Like you're you're the one sweeping for minds,
- 45:46Speaker 2: no thank you, no thanks way.
- 45:48Speaker 7: Well, the Artemists two crew landed safely back on Earth
- 45:51Speaker 7: and are being celebrated for that big historic space venture.
- 45:54Speaker 7: And they made their first public appearance since the trip ended.
- 45:57Speaker 7: They all thank God and NASA leadership and their family,
- 46:00Speaker 7: their support. All very likable, yes, absolutely cool, and they
- 46:05Speaker 7: said that they bonded in a way that no one
- 46:07Speaker 7: down here is ever going to know what just the
- 46:09Speaker 7: four of us went through. And they added that the
- 46:12Speaker 7: trip wasn't easy, and that before you launch, it feels
- 46:14Speaker 7: like the greatest dream on Earth, and when you're out there,
- 46:17Speaker 7: you just want to get back to your friends and family.
- 46:19Speaker 2: Dude, I have noticed, like remember when William Shatner, Oh yeah,
- 46:24Speaker 2: that wasn't even real space, that was with that blue Origin.
- 46:27Speaker 8: He got so poetic.
- 46:29Speaker 2: Yeah, and he was crying, super emotional. These guys were
- 46:32Speaker 2: super emotional about the whole experience. And because I guess
- 46:38Speaker 2: that's a perspective you don't really get. Well, I'm saying,
- 46:42Speaker 2: but other than looking at these pictures and just kind
- 46:44Speaker 2: of realizing when you get those posts online, it goes
- 46:47Speaker 2: you are here and it's just dotten in the middle
- 46:50Speaker 2: of all this vast that you know, it's like, oh,
- 46:54Speaker 2: this is whatever you're like really tripping out about today,
- 46:57Speaker 2: and you know, what's the end of whatever? You can't
- 47:00Speaker 2: think you're so mad about? What thing is?
- 47:03Speaker 7: I know for so many people that makes them feel
- 47:05Speaker 7: like sad and scared and love it. It makes me
- 47:08Speaker 7: feel so much better.
- 47:10Speaker 2: Yeah, And so it's got to be like where you're
- 47:12Speaker 2: you're looking. It's it's in the movie where people float
- 47:16Speaker 2: outside of their body and they're like watching themselves. It's
- 47:20Speaker 2: got to be that type of totally like kind of thing.
- 47:22Speaker 6: I would be down, but I'd be so happy to
- 47:25Speaker 6: be back.
- 47:25Speaker 9: Oh for sure.
- 47:26Speaker 8: Talk about making you appreciate something.
- 47:28Speaker 6: And then also again using a regular toilet.
- 47:30Speaker 9: What he did you see the video of the girl
- 47:32Speaker 9: and her dog reuniting?
- 47:34Speaker 2: I didn't.
- 47:35Speaker 9: Oh you might cry? Look it up?
- 47:37Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, well, no doubt. Guitarist Tom Dumont. He's
- 47:42Speaker 7: revealed that he's been diagnosed with early onset Parkinson's. He
- 47:46Speaker 7: shared the news on his Instagram account, saying that he
- 47:49Speaker 7: actually was diagnosed a while ago, but that he's doing
- 47:51Speaker 7: really well. He said it's been a struggle every day,
- 47:53Speaker 7: but out of that, the good news is he can
- 47:55Speaker 7: still play music and still play guitar. He also says
- 47:58Speaker 7: that he chose to share this news now because he's
- 48:00Speaker 7: been very inspired by a lot of other people coming
- 48:02Speaker 7: out and talking about their health issues, and he wants
- 48:04Speaker 7: to erase some of the stigma that comes with having Parkinson's.
- 48:07Speaker 7: And he ended the message by saying that he is
- 48:10Speaker 7: excited about the upcoming No Doubt residency at the Sphere
- 48:13Speaker 7: in Vegas.
- 48:13Speaker 8: Can't wait to see everybody. He'll be totally up for that.
- 48:17Speaker 2: I've never heard it referred to as early onset Parkinson's,
- 48:20Speaker 2: just Parkinson's.
- 48:21Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I guess, well maybe if the symptoms aren't
- 48:24Speaker 7: you acute yet.
- 48:25Speaker 2: Okay.
- 48:26Speaker 7: The Masters have officially wrapped up and Roary McElroy is
- 48:29Speaker 7: a repeat champion. The final round from Augusta was a
- 48:32Speaker 7: wild one and saw McElroy start the day barely holding
- 48:35Speaker 7: onto the lead and squandering an even bigger lead after
- 48:38Speaker 7: round three. On the fourth hole, McElroy shot a double
- 48:41Speaker 7: bogie that knocked him out of the lead and he
- 48:44Speaker 7: fell behind by three strokes after that, but he came
- 48:47Speaker 7: up clutch when he needed to and took the lead
- 48:49Speaker 7: back towards the end to win his second straight green jacket.
- 48:53Speaker 2: Did they try all they can to make golf sound exciting? Yeah,
- 48:56Speaker 2: you know, like, oh well there was that come from behind.
- 49:00Speaker 2: You're watching, like, dude, it's chill to have on if
- 49:02Speaker 2: you're just trying to, like, you know, hang on the
- 49:04Speaker 2: couch on a Saturday afternoon.
- 49:06Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 49:06Speaker 2: Yeah. It reminds me of summer, like going over to
- 49:09Speaker 2: like old people's houses and they would have golf on
- 49:11Speaker 2: and to be like the windows open, that summer breeze
- 49:14Speaker 2: is coming through their Maximar television. You hear the little
- 49:18Speaker 2: bird stripping, which apparently they add the bird chripping sounds
- 49:22Speaker 2: right into the broadcasting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think there
- 49:31Speaker 2: was something somewhat recently about that.
- 49:33Speaker 7: That's why a little babbling brook a teacut so quiet?
- 49:38Speaker 8: Oh my god.
- 49:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 49:41Speaker 7: Well, the numbers for this weekend's box office are in
- 49:43Speaker 7: once again, the super super Mario Galaxy movie number one.
- 49:47Speaker 8: I Saw It, Loved It. The movie officially.
- 49:50Speaker 7: Cracked the top twenty five in terms of best twelve
- 49:52Speaker 7: day starts for a release and has already broke in
- 49:54Speaker 7: a whopping three hundred and eight million dollars. Project Hail
- 49:58Speaker 7: Mary's still holding strong finished second even after its fourth weekend.
- 50:02Speaker 7: People are loving that movie. The Drama came in third.
- 50:06Speaker 7: You Me and Tuscany. Yeah and Hoppers rounded out top five.
- 50:12Speaker 7: Mario may have a little competition next week. This is
- 50:15Speaker 7: gonna be the release of the new horror movie The Mummy.
- 50:18Speaker 7: Different the Mummy. This is like a Blumhouse The Mummy
- 50:20Speaker 7: that's supposed to be really really scared.
- 50:22Speaker 2: You went to the Mario thing, mens you went to
- 50:24Speaker 2: the Mario thing, Benji, did you have to You have
- 50:27Speaker 2: to go with kids? Of course, like one of those
- 50:30Speaker 2: like you don't see it.
- 50:31Speaker 7: I mean, if you, if you have any nostalgia or
- 50:34Speaker 7: any love for Mario, just go see it.
- 50:36Speaker 6: Well, he has a lot of nostalgia in it, Yeah
- 50:39Speaker 6: for sure. So if you're a big fan of the game.
- 50:41Speaker 6: He grew up on the game.
- 50:42Speaker 2: But it's not one of those you have to go
- 50:43Speaker 2: to the theater. But that doesn't seem like a movie
- 50:45Speaker 2: to me, to the theater to see it.
- 50:47Speaker 7: I disagree because and menace telling me if you if
- 50:50Speaker 7: you agree.
- 50:50Speaker 8: With this, the the world that's created.
- 50:53Speaker 7: The animation is so intense that seeing it on a
- 50:56Speaker 7: big screen is crazy. It's so beautyfully animated. Yeah, colors
- 51:01Speaker 7: and just the spectrum of it.
- 51:03Speaker 6: The Imax or just like a regular movie theater, Right
- 51:06Speaker 6: and I saw it together. We saw it in Imax,
- 51:08Speaker 6: Oh babe, Yeah, we held we held hands very good.
- 51:13Speaker 7: And finally, the FAA's air traffic controller shortage is well known,
- 51:17Speaker 7: but it seems they're working on fixing this problem in.
- 51:19Speaker 8: A way that a lot of people really should be.
- 51:21Speaker 7: Listening up on this grab a pen. They're opening up
- 51:23Speaker 7: a new round of job applications, and they're targeting specifically
- 51:27Speaker 7: young adults who like to play video games. So the
- 51:31Speaker 7: pitch to applicants on the website says, level up your
- 51:33Speaker 7: career with high score rewards that include paid training, government benefits,
- 51:38Speaker 7: and a pay that eventually, in like three years could
- 51:42Speaker 7: get you over one hundred and fifty five thousand dollars
- 51:44Speaker 7: a year.
- 51:45Speaker 2: Yeah, like a few years in you can be making
- 51:46Speaker 2: like one hundred and fifty plus.
- 51:48Speaker 8: Doing something you're kind of already doing anywhere in the.
- 51:50Speaker 2: Super high stress. And whenever they have one of these
- 51:52Speaker 2: government shutdowns, you're not gonna get paid for a while,
- 51:54Speaker 2: but if you otherwise have those government benefits, you'll get
- 51:57Speaker 2: it eventually.
- 51:58Speaker 7: So they're looking for people who you know they can
- 52:00Speaker 7: do quick thinking. They stay focused manage camp complexity, which
- 52:04Speaker 7: is something that a lot of gamers do, you know
- 52:06Speaker 7: when they're playing.
- 52:07Speaker 6: Oh yeah, right, I forgot about the Mario movie Menji
- 52:11Speaker 6: wants to go see it in.
- 52:12Speaker 8: Four D with the chair shaking.
- 52:14Speaker 9: I can't what.
- 52:15Speaker 6: I haven't experienced that yet.
- 52:16Speaker 9: I hated it.
- 52:18Speaker 8: Oh my god.
- 52:18Speaker 7: I did it for the Spider Man movie and it
- 52:20Speaker 7: was like the worst experience.
- 52:21Speaker 2: They like shoot water at you and stuff right, and like.
- 52:23Speaker 7: There's smells and like the chairs like trying to like
- 52:25Speaker 7: dump you out the whole time while you're trying to
- 52:27Speaker 7: watch the movie.
- 52:27Speaker 2: I hated it.
- 52:29Speaker 6: I still want to do it. I I know Tyler
- 52:31Speaker 6: want to go see Twisters.
- 52:33Speaker 2: Oh my forty that might have been that I would do.
- 52:35Speaker 7: Yeah, but yeah, this was no good. And that's what's
- 52:38Speaker 7: going on with all right.
- 52:39Speaker 2: Thank you very much too, grad turn that fat ass rid.
- 52:50Speaker 2: You know, I have a perfect record when it comes
- 52:53Speaker 2: to not going to Coachella, Lucky. I hated Coachella from
- 53:00Speaker 2: the word go because everything I saw about it, the
- 53:04Speaker 2: people to like this freaking out about bands and stuff,
- 53:08Speaker 2: like everything about it was unappealing to me. And the
- 53:10Speaker 2: whole look of it right exactly, so for me, just
- 53:13Speaker 2: completely unappealing. It so like for years and years and years.
- 53:16Speaker 2: So I made it like it's on my effort list.
- 53:18Speaker 2: You know, there's a bucket list and rhymes with bucket
- 53:21Speaker 2: it's an effort list. Is I'm never ever gonna make
- 53:24Speaker 2: a drive you know between like say Vegas, yeah, to
- 53:29Speaker 2: southern California. I'm never going to Gochell.
- 53:33Speaker 7: And it's on principle because if somebody like flies you there,
- 53:35Speaker 7: puts you up, get I.
- 53:37Speaker 2: Told you I had. I had an HBO is going
- 53:40Speaker 2: to pay me like a crazy amount of money to
- 53:43Speaker 2: host something about some new show that they were doing
- 53:47Speaker 2: or that was coming out there, and they were going
- 53:48Speaker 2: to do it at Coachella, And I was going to
- 53:51Speaker 2: get helicoptered to Coachella, do the thing, and then leave
- 53:55Speaker 2: right away. Still said no because it would violate principles
- 53:59Speaker 2: of never going. I don't see like the people are
- 54:03Speaker 2: freaking out about this Justin Bieber thing. Is he sitting
- 54:06Speaker 2: on stage watching YouTube videos of himself and just kind
- 54:09Speaker 2: of singing along to like old songs with YouTube videos.
- 54:12Speaker 2: It just seemed like, oh my god, and people like
- 54:15Speaker 2: because Justin Bieber, because he was discovered on YouTube. That's
- 54:18Speaker 2: the reason I get it. But like I get I.
- 54:21Speaker 6: Get that, but not everybody like what are we watching?
- 54:24Speaker 2: It's like when we talk about when you go to
- 54:26Speaker 2: like a EDM thing and like there's a DJ.
- 54:28Speaker 8: Standing on stage and like like, what what are you watching? Yeah?
- 54:33Speaker 8: I saw that.
- 54:34Speaker 7: I don't know if this is true, but I saw
- 54:35Speaker 7: that he was the highest paid performer ever.
- 54:38Speaker 8: Yeah, just sit there and watch it.
- 54:40Speaker 6: Well, no, it's it was supposed to be. The setting
- 54:42Speaker 6: was supposed to be. Like if you're like with your
- 54:44Speaker 6: friends hanging out, like playing songs.
- 54:46Speaker 2: Here you go. If you're feeling a little left out
- 54:48Speaker 2: for the Coachella fun this year, there's one thing that
- 54:50Speaker 2: might take away that fomo, Well, the music may be amazing.
- 54:54Speaker 2: Between the cost of the ticket, the camping, the travel,
- 54:57Speaker 2: the festival has. Festival has never been cheap, but from
- 54:59Speaker 2: what attending so sharing about the food prices there, you
- 55:01Speaker 2: might be happy you stay at home. One girl sharing
- 55:04Speaker 2: her Coachella meal of Island noodles for twenty three dollars, Oh,
- 55:07Speaker 2: those are good, and carneasada fries for twenty eight dollars. Yeah,
- 55:13Speaker 2: the portion was small, Yeah, the food was good. Another
- 55:18Speaker 2: guy posted he got two slices of pizza and a
- 55:20Speaker 2: can of coke? How much for two slices of pizza
- 55:23Speaker 2: and a can of Cokees? For thirty one forty forty
- 55:27Speaker 2: one dollars? Yeah, but this is like any concerts saying
- 55:30Speaker 2: it tasted like a cold tomato sauce on dough. It's
- 55:35Speaker 2: not exclusive to Coachella.
- 55:36Speaker 12: No, but I Cachella, you're there all day because it's
- 55:38Speaker 12: a very long festival, so kind of have to eat there.
- 55:41Speaker 6: I'm kind of like trying to figure out this thing
- 55:43Speaker 6: because there were so many postings about how there wasn't
- 55:46Speaker 6: really any food lines this year, which I noticed as well.
- 55:49Speaker 6: And it could either the billion dollars, Well either people
- 55:53Speaker 6: say it because it was a billion dollars or everyone
- 55:56Speaker 6: is on ozempic. And I did see a lot of
- 55:59Speaker 6: people from the this year that used to be like
- 56:01Speaker 6: a lot heavier. They're wastkin hungry. So yeah, no one,
- 56:05Speaker 6: people are not.
- 56:06Speaker 2: Eating as much. Looking at the prices on Coachella menus
- 56:08Speaker 2: reveals that Dave's Hot Chicken, the Chicken Sandwich, and fries
- 56:11Speaker 2: thirty bucks just plain fries if you just want to
- 56:14Speaker 2: get just fries. Damn plain ass fries twelve bucks. Yeah,
- 56:18Speaker 2: an order of fries for at Sweet Finn bowls like
- 56:21Speaker 2: the Spicy Tuna Bowl and the Remy Cruise Bowl twenty
- 56:25Speaker 2: three dollars worth. Ither friends paid okay for three coffees
- 56:31Speaker 2: fifty bucks. Fifty dollars to three coffee. How is that possible? Well?
- 56:38Speaker 7: What are the Is there a picture of you in
- 56:41Speaker 7: the pham?
- 56:41Speaker 2: What is it?
- 56:42Speaker 13: No?
- 56:42Speaker 2: It just probably the festival they're using rare yeah. Yeah.
- 56:47Speaker 7: And then a lot of the showers I guess weren't
- 56:49Speaker 7: working for the people who paid extra for the shower.
- 56:51Speaker 2: This account on Instagram posted something I thought was funny
- 56:54Speaker 2: at Hoodville underscore. If you're looking for a wholesome here
- 56:57Speaker 2: you go, Tyler. If you're looking for a wholesome girlfriend
- 56:59Speaker 2: and in La, it's the weekend to find her. The
- 57:02Speaker 2: rest are out at Coachella, one of the new Taco
- 57:12Speaker 2: Bell items that Menus told us about now is available.
- 57:15Speaker 2: You know when you went to that event, Yeah, Live
- 57:17Speaker 2: Moss Live. Yeah. So, starting this week, the new Diablo
- 57:20Speaker 2: Dusted Crispy Chicken nuggets are on the menu. They feature
- 57:25Speaker 2: the normal chicken nuggets in a tortilla chip breading and
- 57:28Speaker 2: it's tossed in the new Diablo dust. They could be
- 57:31Speaker 2: bought separate or five or ten piece orders, and they
- 57:34Speaker 2: could be bought as a ten piece combo. But the
- 57:36Speaker 2: best bang for your buck would be the Diablo Dusty
- 57:39Speaker 2: Crispy Chicken Nuggets Deluxe combo meal. That's a mouthful, and
- 57:43Speaker 2: so was all the food. Five nuggets, chiluupa supreme Crunchy taco,
- 57:49Speaker 2: regular nacho fries, and a drink. And now you can
- 57:52Speaker 2: get all that. You may get fifty dollars for three
- 57:55Speaker 2: coffees at Coachella, but you can get everything I just
- 57:58Speaker 2: mentioned there for ten ninety nine, all day a day.
- 58:02Speaker 2: Yeah deal. Yeah. So the nuggets officially hit the menu
- 58:05Speaker 2: on Thursday, and then we'll be available nationwide.
- 58:09Speaker 8: I love that tortilla breading. I think that's a great idea.
- 58:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:12Speaker 6: I wonder if today released the other levels because I
- 58:15Speaker 6: did try one at the.
- 58:18Speaker 2: Event and it was so hot. Yeah it was this
- 58:21Speaker 2: is Diablo, so.
- 58:23Speaker 6: Yeah, but I think they had like a couple of
- 58:24Speaker 6: different heat less and the one that I want was
- 58:27Speaker 6: was yeah.
- 58:28Speaker 2: Eight seven seven forty four.
- 58:30Speaker 10: What you can on the floor right now, you can
- 58:32Speaker 10: you can choose something or whatever.
- 58:34Speaker 2: Then you crap in my ned that might be a
- 58:38Speaker 2: deal break.
- 58:39Speaker 15: And now more of the Woody Show.
- 58:44Speaker 2: So coming up later on this hour, I want to
- 58:47Speaker 2: do around it that what do you do and how
- 58:49Speaker 2: much do you make? Some interesting stuff to share there.
- 58:53Speaker 2: And also because dumbass Tyler, you know, he found out
- 58:56Speaker 2: recently he's being laid off from his other job, not
- 59:00Speaker 2: this one. You know, this is like this is a
- 59:03Speaker 2: part time thing for him here, but he's he's looking
- 59:08Speaker 2: for something else, and so the job search continues, so
- 59:12Speaker 2: maybe he'll get inspired. Yeah, right, or anybody out there.
- 59:16Speaker 2: Sometimes you hear about things you're like, first of all,
- 59:17Speaker 2: I didn't even know that was a job. Also, wow,
- 59:20Speaker 2: that pays pretty well. Gina mentioned the air trapped control,
- 59:23Speaker 2: which was my That was my fallback, Like if if
- 59:26Speaker 2: radio didn't pan out, that's what I wanted to go pursue.
- 59:28Speaker 2: I don't know if I would have made it and
- 59:30Speaker 2: I would have been any good at it, but like
- 59:31Speaker 2: that was what I was interested in because I thought
- 59:34Speaker 2: I was an interest in sounding job. And then also
- 59:36Speaker 2: I knew it paid pretty well well having witnessed you
- 59:38Speaker 2: at the official headset, you could totally do it. Yeah,
- 59:42Speaker 2: you could totally military, by the way, you don't, you know,
- 59:51Speaker 2: you don't talk that way for any kind of like
- 59:54Speaker 2: image thing.
- 59:54Speaker 13: There.
- 59:54Speaker 2: There there are rules. I'm there are already doing pilot talk. Yeah,
- 59:59Speaker 2: it's awesome.
- 59:59Speaker 8: There are there are rules.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: There are rules like you like the way that you
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: have to say something, the way you have to identify
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: certain things like what's ever? No, no, no, not like well,
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: first of all, you gotta keep the communication short, but
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: like you can't. You got to say numbers in a
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: certain sequence, in a certain way. You got to s Yeah,
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: it's it's for clarity and for safety and things like that.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: So it's not just like just being cash and you
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: know what.
- 1:00:21Speaker 5: I think you're putting on an act. No no, no, I'm
- 1:00:23Speaker 5: saying that you could totally handle.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: You know, I'm saying, like for the what SeaBASS was saying,
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: it's like, you know, people aren't saying that for that reason.
- 1:00:30Speaker 8: But if you didn't talk like that, you get shunned.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: In the community. If we if we didn't say things
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: like that, you might get a phone number to call
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: from you know, air traffic control or or even or
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: even worse, create some kind of like a safety thing.
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: Do you see your safety we're.
- 1:00:47Speaker 14: Gonna do sixty nine push tush right, laying four push
- 1:00:53Speaker 14: tush Yeah, sex references, sexual.
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: Cheers and GF. So think about like, uh, you know,
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: you don't have to tell us you know, your name,
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: any kind of identifying information, but what you do, like,
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: just give us an industry of what type of job
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: you got, and then how much you make doing that,
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: all right, and then you'll be able to call them.
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: We're not doing that just yet. We're gonna go into
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: another round of weekend cheers and jeers, seeing how everybody's
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: weekend was, and we'll start with uc bass well cheers.
- 1:01:24Speaker 8: Man, it's to the new season of Euphoria specifically too.
- 1:01:27Speaker 6: Oh, I saw like a still image.
- 1:01:29Speaker 8: Sidney sweet stays hitting home runs and I never will ever.
- 1:01:37Speaker 8: It is you can recognize greatness when you're in its presence.
- 1:01:40Speaker 8: So in this new in this new season of Euphoria,
- 1:01:42Speaker 8: Sidney Sweeten plays and she's doing only fans or whatever,
- 1:01:46Speaker 8: and she's doing like slow motion jump roping and just
- 1:01:50Speaker 8: and she's just it's this is like seeing Otani hit
- 1:01:53Speaker 8: fifty to fifty and when a world series this must
- 1:01:56Speaker 8: have been like when when Marilyn Monroe was coming out
- 1:01:58Speaker 8: with like her biggest hits, you know in Fox during
- 1:02:00Speaker 8: the Transformer days, Like it really should be appreciated that
- 1:02:04Speaker 8: we are in the prime of someone's career.
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: And it should be appreciated that Sidney Sweety.
- 1:02:09Speaker 8: Is leaning hard into it, you know, like a lot
- 1:02:12Speaker 8: of people be like, well, I'm a serious actress, now,
- 1:02:14Speaker 8: I don't need to be having my boobs jumping up
- 1:02:16Speaker 8: and down. She was really dirty, right, but you gotta
- 1:02:21Speaker 8: stay dirty right on it?
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: But now, but see that.
- 1:02:24Speaker 8: But it's been so many years since season one and
- 1:02:26Speaker 8: season three. She could have gotten real serious and artsy
- 1:02:29Speaker 8: and many yeah.
- 1:02:31Speaker 6: Yeah, No.
- 1:02:32Speaker 9: Instead she created a lingerie line.
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: Yes, she's leading into it. It's not like a rag
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: like all the see A lot of times, I feel
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: like the mid looking chicks are the ones who lean
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: into stuff like that because they use that to push
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: them over the top. Like she is.
- 1:02:48Speaker 8: Her body is a She's an above average looking person
- 1:02:53Speaker 8: who also leans into that, which I think is where
- 1:02:56Speaker 8: I'm trying to figure out where the crazy thing.
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: Like you look at her, she's like, oh she's pretty well,
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: here's that, right you? But I think what I think
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: what sets her?
- 1:03:02Speaker 8: I think what sets her over the top for a
- 1:03:04Speaker 8: lot of people is that she does lean into the
- 1:03:06Speaker 8: stuff that you know. Otherwise you would be keeping to yourself.
- 1:03:09Speaker 8: But because she puts it out there, uh you know,
- 1:03:11Speaker 8: creeps like Sea Bass feel more comfortable giving her the
- 1:03:16Speaker 8: exactly well, because you know, remember back was Jennifer Lawrence,
- 1:03:21Speaker 8: right like she had kind of like a like a
- 1:03:23Speaker 8: filth uth and yeah, like she would and people thought
- 1:03:26Speaker 8: that was like cool and that made her sexier, right yeah, yeah,
- 1:03:32Speaker 8: like that definitely, that definitely helped. I think the thing
- 1:03:34Speaker 8: with Sidney sweety two in the face is she's kind
- 1:03:37Speaker 8: of like tired and worn out a little bit, and.
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: Which is which is?
- 1:03:40Speaker 8: Which reads as attainable, but again the body is so
- 1:03:44Speaker 8: next level and again she's just cool about it. That's
- 1:03:46Speaker 8: That's the other thing too, is your attitude? How old
- 1:03:49Speaker 8: is she?
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: Twenty eight?
- 1:03:50Speaker 6: Probably?
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty eight?
- 1:03:51Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you? Still down with that? I mean, I
- 1:03:53Speaker 8: don't know, but I watched the.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: I will watch episode.
- 1:03:58Speaker 8: I'll never watch an.
- 1:03:58Speaker 9: Episode appreciate, but yes, you do. She's talented.
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: I don't think he cares.
- 1:04:06Speaker 7: Also, though I I know I'm not I'm not trying
- 1:04:10Speaker 7: to hate, but when she was on I think the
- 1:04:12Speaker 7: first season of White Loatters. I didn't know who she was,
- 1:04:14Speaker 7: don't think anyone did, and or she was on like
- 1:04:16Speaker 7: a Handmaid's Tale all this stuff before she was anyone.
- 1:04:19Speaker 7: And I was like, oh my god, that voice. And
- 1:04:21Speaker 7: trust me, I can say that because I know how
- 1:04:23Speaker 7: I sound. But everything's like, oh.
- 1:04:24Speaker 8: My god, is that god a bald? Oh my bok palk.
- 1:04:29Speaker 8: It's a tough list.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, weekend cheers and jeers.
- 1:04:37Speaker 7: Well cheers uh specifically some a phrase I had never
- 1:04:41Speaker 7: heard before and didn't think it was real until I
- 1:04:43Speaker 7: experienced it.
- 1:04:45Speaker 8: Cloud surfing with Woody. Oh yeah, Oh my god. I
- 1:04:50Speaker 8: did not know this was a thing.
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: Greg. We survived.
- 1:04:54Speaker 7: No, I loved it. I loved every second of it.
- 1:04:57Speaker 7: When Woody took us to U an event in his plane,
- 1:05:02Speaker 7: we literally, I don't know.
- 1:05:03Speaker 8: If it was you or the other guy was.
- 1:05:05Speaker 9: Like, who's right for some cloudsurfing?
- 1:05:07Speaker 7: And I was like interested, And we were literally we
- 1:05:09Speaker 7: weren't below, we weren't above. We were going just thrown
- 1:05:11Speaker 7: over the clouds, like literally surfing bumpy and.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: It was and over the over the tops the cloud
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: surface is like you were right over the tops of
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: the clouds. We were going through. That's that's really cool looking.
- 1:05:23Speaker 7: It was incredible and like being like enveloped in the
- 1:05:26Speaker 7: cloud and then you come out and it's like crystal blue.
- 1:05:29Speaker 7: And it was so funny. When when we landed, he
- 1:05:31Speaker 7: was like, wow, Greg, you were really quiet.
- 1:05:33Speaker 8: You did a good job.
- 1:05:34Speaker 7: Not knowing that, he squeezed my hand so hard my
- 1:05:36Speaker 7: wedding ring was like.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: Digging in my hand. I was soaking. Greg.
- 1:05:42Speaker 8: It's good when you're flying to like really obscure your visibility.
- 1:05:45Speaker 5: At one point, I was saying, because we all have
- 1:05:47Speaker 5: the headset what you were heading straight towards the cloud over.
- 1:05:53Speaker 5: I mean he knew obviously it was.
- 1:05:55Speaker 7: That was the best part. I loved doing that. That
- 1:05:57Speaker 7: was amazing.
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: I gotta say I got about a billion text messages
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: from Greg over the weekend. Yeah, I was because Greg,
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: because Greg can sit here and you know, like, oh
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: how he hated everything. Not based on the text messages
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: that I got all weekend, he.
- 1:06:11Speaker 8: Was relieved to be back on Tara Firma.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: I got to say that. He says he can't wait
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: to do it again. I can't because he is now
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: he thinks I can't. I think he has changed and
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: has turned a corner I have based on his.
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: Experience, it was afraid to fly. The truth is it
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: made me less afraid to fly. The last let's say,
- 1:06:27Speaker 5: ten minutes of the flight with Woody was like driving
- 1:06:30Speaker 5: a car through the sky. It was not bumpy at all.
- 1:06:34Speaker 5: The views are insane because it's most people have been
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: in a plane, but this is different because you've got
- 1:06:39Speaker 5: windows all around you so that you have a new
- 1:06:41Speaker 5: appreciation of the actual what it looks.
- 1:06:44Speaker 7: Like, and you're at a height where you can actually
- 1:06:45Speaker 7: see everything.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:06:46Speaker 5: I totally get what he says when you say it's therapyastic,
- 1:06:49Speaker 5: serene and therapeutic.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: It was calming, it was interesting.
- 1:06:54Speaker 8: It was awesome.
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: I was with the exception of the clouds. I really
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: wasn't scared. Yeah, I said, you said, I almost I
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: get almost emotional. I did thinking about it like it
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: was an emotional yeah reaction. That's cool.
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: I did have a question though, if we can stop
- 1:07:12Speaker 5: down for one second, why do you have to tow
- 1:07:14Speaker 5: out the plane manually for only about ten feet. Why
- 1:07:17Speaker 5: couldn't you just start it from where it was?
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: Because you don't want to start it up right. It
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: was kind of pointed right toward the back of his
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: right up against a building like a hangar. You don't
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: want to like because there's a there's a blast of
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: of you know, from the engines. Yeah, oh so you
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: want like emptiness behind Yeah, you need some space behind it.
- 1:07:34Speaker 8: I posted a.
- 1:07:34Speaker 7: Video and you could see what he's towing out the
- 1:07:36Speaker 7: little plane so you can get a perspective of the size.
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: And it was.
- 1:07:40Speaker 8: It was amazing.
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: I'm glad you guys went. I'm glad you guys went.
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: We got to uh got the experience. It was awesome.
- 1:07:47Speaker 8: Thank you so much, Abouptain.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: It's one of those things like you you talk enough
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: about it that you you you know you're having a Hey, see,
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: this is what it's all about.
- 1:07:54Speaker 8: At some point they're going to have to right.
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: Like when we finally see Morgan's fight right exactly, you know,
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: like we've heard so much about it, let's see the
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: fight right right right.
- 1:08:02Speaker 7: Yeah, and Jeers, I don't think too many people in
- 1:08:06Speaker 7: this room have experienced this, but oh my god, newborn
- 1:08:11Speaker 7: infant poop is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
- 1:08:16Speaker 2: Dude. No, it's not okay. Here's why it's bad. One,
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: It's toddler because infant that there is no smell to infant.
- 1:08:24Speaker 8: No, that's true.
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's like a greenish well no, this was
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: past that point, right, Okay, Yeah, it's it's when when
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: when they are newborns in whatever, it's harmless. It's when
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: they start eating real foods that is disgusted.
- 1:08:37Speaker 8: That's true.
- 1:08:38Speaker 7: But as somebody who said, so, my friend God loved
- 1:08:41Speaker 7: this woman just had twins, has three kids. I know,
- 1:08:46Speaker 7: I know, but I got to hold the babies. I
- 1:08:47Speaker 7: got to, you know, put them in the sink and
- 1:08:50Speaker 7: bad bathe them, and it was adorable. And then she
- 1:08:52Speaker 7: was like, oh, Gina, this one's I think she had
- 1:08:55Speaker 7: a little blowout. You want to go handle it. I
- 1:08:57Speaker 7: didn't know how to tell them. I have never changed
- 1:08:59Speaker 7: a viper in my life, really never.
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: Never.
- 1:09:02Speaker 8: I knew it. I knew everyone was.
- 1:09:03Speaker 6: Going to be shocked.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: I never did babysitting was your kid, Never.
- 1:09:06Speaker 8: With babies and diapers. Never.
- 1:09:09Speaker 12: I had no interest for your stepson you've been around
- 1:09:11Speaker 12: since he was about three.
- 1:09:12Speaker 9: There was never even just like that.
- 1:09:14Speaker 8: Wasn't my job. I was the hot girlfriend at the
- 1:09:16Speaker 8: time job.
- 1:09:17Speaker 12: Never a situation where you were helping with a hell no,
- 1:09:21Speaker 12: hell no.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: You can't say hell no, because that seems like something
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: you would have definitely jumped right absolutely that dad's job
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: in my whole life.
- 1:09:28Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't do that.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: So how old was he? Craig was a date that
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: was my little I don't know, my cousin's daughter. It's
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: pretty bad, just like someone grow just some old queen girl.
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: What you'll do for money?
- 1:09:44Speaker 8: Exactly for girls, you've got to get in there.
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: And that's when Greg decaid he's going to go younger
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: from that.
- 1:09:52Speaker 7: Like color wise, it's like a cross between like mustard
- 1:09:55Speaker 7: and hummus, and that's exactly what it looked like.
- 1:09:58Speaker 8: I almost puked.
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: It was horrible.
- 1:10:00Speaker 7: The baby is the best, but the poop isn't not
- 1:10:03Speaker 7: as the.
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: Thing it's like visually whatever. The thing that makes the
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: changing the diaper the worst is the smell. And so
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: that's why like the new newborn, the infant stage, I'll
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: do that all day. It's when they start eating real foods, man,
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: that I'm just out.
- 1:10:17Speaker 8: I'm just out with the changing.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: How old are they when they're out of diapers? Finally,
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: like four old? Not old. I thought it would be
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: like one and a half unless you're ambiolic, like one
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: of the one of the rules is before you can
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: enroll in kindergarten, the kid has to be fully potty trained.
- 1:10:36Speaker 8: Trying to deal with that.
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, I would say, like four really too much.
- 1:10:41Speaker 7: It's a lot pretty old, and some of them do
- 1:10:44Speaker 7: not want to get potty trained, so they're like, you know,
- 1:10:48Speaker 7: they they're like yes, mother, and oh, by the way,
- 1:10:50Speaker 7: I just ish myself.
- 1:10:53Speaker 8: So yeah, jeers to that. But otherwise, yay.
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: Babies, Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
- 1:11:00Speaker 12: Cheers, which you guys are all gonna make fun of me,
- 1:11:02Speaker 12: is little kids in plays.
- 1:11:04Speaker 8: It is cute.
- 1:11:05Speaker 9: It is cute.
- 1:11:07Speaker 12: My best friend's daughter was in a Finding Nemo play
- 1:11:10Speaker 12: over the weekend and I went to both showings on Saturday.
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: And.
- 1:11:17Speaker 12: Her daughter is the sassiest one out there in like
- 1:11:20Speaker 12: the chorus, right, this is the first place she's ever
- 1:11:22Speaker 12: been in and she's so entertaining to watch and so sassy,
- 1:11:25Speaker 12: and I can get how if you are there to
- 1:11:28Speaker 12: watch a kid who's just standing there and not doing
- 1:11:30Speaker 12: anything that you'd be like, okay, is this over yet?
- 1:11:33Speaker 9: It was adorable. I loved it so much.
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: Play.
- 1:11:39Speaker 12: Yeah, it runs about hour hour and a half.
- 1:11:42Speaker 8: It's like a half an hour.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
- 1:11:45Speaker 12: There's an intermission. There's like a fifteen minute intermission.
- 1:11:48Speaker 9: Was the oldest kid thirteen?
- 1:11:50Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's ridiculous. And you went twice?
- 1:11:56Speaker 6: I did?
- 1:11:57Speaker 9: I went twice.
- 1:11:58Speaker 12: I went at noon and then I want to get
- 1:11:59Speaker 12: at four.
- 1:12:00Speaker 8: Which one was better?
- 1:12:01Speaker 12: Well, they were still kind of working out the kinks
- 1:12:04Speaker 12: all on the lighting and stuff on the first one,
- 1:12:09Speaker 12: so tech wise and the way the microphones were and stuff.
- 1:12:12Speaker 9: For the second one was better.
- 1:12:14Speaker 8: But it's a.
- 1:12:15Speaker 12: Long day for kids.
- 1:12:16Speaker 9: So the girl that I.
- 1:12:17Speaker 12: Want to watch, I would say, had a lot more
- 1:12:20Speaker 12: energy in the first play because it's such a long day.
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: Sure, okay, So it's okay if people have like boundaries, right, Sure, okay,
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: I think as I think as a friend, you like,
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: I won't help you move, right, So that's already been established.
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: We've talked about that I will chip in toward hiring
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: the two men in the truck or whatever. I'll pay
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: for all the pizza and the beer. But like, ah, yeah,
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not helping you move if it's one
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: piece of furniture, like, hey, I need to help getting
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: this thing out of my fine. That's one thing I'm
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: talking about, like an all day where you go over
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: there and you get all the stuff out of the
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: old place, put it in you know, someone's struck, and
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: then move it over to and then bring it all it. Nope, nope,
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: no nope. The other one is don't invite me to
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: your kid's performances. Yeah, like I don't want to go
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: to my own kids stuff.
- 1:13:05Speaker 6: How travel did you do to get to this thing?
- 1:13:09Speaker 9: The flight was about an hour.
- 1:13:11Speaker 6: Yeah, but like the whole day out the door to
- 1:13:15Speaker 6: yeahr total probably.
- 1:13:18Speaker 9: Well grand total, yeah, probably about that.
- 1:13:19Speaker 2: And let me and let me clarify when I say that,
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: I'm like, I will go to you know, my daughter's
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: you know, regular activity, my son's like hockey game, you
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: know what I mean, that kind of thing, a play.
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: I like, man, like, you will go because it's your kid,
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: but anybody else's kid.
- 1:13:38Speaker 8: Oh god, well that's why they asked Sammy and not you.
- 1:13:40Speaker 9: Well right exactly.
- 1:13:41Speaker 12: And see, for me, it was so worth the trip.
- 1:13:44Speaker 12: After watching the first one, I was like, this was
- 1:13:46Speaker 12: one hundred percent worth the trip. She was so cute
- 1:13:49Speaker 12: and so sassy and is seven, So she's at that
- 1:13:52Speaker 12: age where witnessing this was like she found her thing, right,
- 1:13:56Speaker 12: like she'll be in more place, And Okay, the jeer
- 1:14:01Speaker 12: is there wasn't a third.
- 1:14:02Speaker 7: Performances well forever they have divorced parents because you know,
- 1:14:09Speaker 7: mom can't go and the dad.
- 1:14:10Speaker 9: Goes a lots in the order they were sold out.
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: Because yeah, yeah, because that's that's the other thing with
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: these kids performances. Yeah, because like the the mom and
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: the dad obviously going to go, and maybe the siblings
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: that live in the immediate household, but then there's grandparents
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: and aunts and other friends and things, and each kid
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: has that same setup, right because they're still little and
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: everybody's still alive.
- 1:14:32Speaker 12: Grand total for this one little girl from just us
- 1:14:34Speaker 12: and her family, probably fifteen people, some people different showings,
- 1:14:38Speaker 12: but total.
- 1:14:39Speaker 6: To watch her. What are they selling lottery to?
- 1:14:42Speaker 12: My jeers is two flight attendants who lie about turbulence
- 1:14:48Speaker 12: because they don't want to do anything. So I was
- 1:14:51Speaker 12: on a flight and I've noticed them doing this on
- 1:14:53Speaker 12: flights recently, which is if it's an only an hour
- 1:14:56Speaker 12: long flight, they don't really have a lot of time,
- 1:14:58Speaker 12: so they say, hey, they're there's going to be a
- 1:15:00Speaker 12: lot of turbulence, So we're not going to be able
- 1:15:02Speaker 12: to do a drink service today, and we'll walk by
- 1:15:03Speaker 12: with waters really quick. And so they walked around with
- 1:15:06Speaker 12: a tray of waters, asking people if they wanted any,
- 1:15:08Speaker 12: and then sat back down. You know, the turbulence is coming.
- 1:15:10Speaker 12: Everyone say your seat, no turbulence. And I've had this
- 1:15:12Speaker 12: happen to me multiple times on flights. They are lying
- 1:15:16Speaker 12: because the flight is so short that they don't want
- 1:15:18Speaker 12: to rush through everyone. And on my flight home they
- 1:15:22Speaker 12: did do the you know, drink service and everything like that.
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: They were rushing.
- 1:15:25Speaker 12: I mean, people didn't even have their all of their
- 1:15:28Speaker 12: drinks yet by the time. They were like, we need
- 1:15:29Speaker 12: to come around with a trash bag. And I heard
- 1:15:31Speaker 12: the two flight attendants say to each other, we.
- 1:15:34Speaker 9: Should have just skipped it.
- 1:15:35Speaker 12: And I was on the very front and so I
- 1:15:37Speaker 12: heard them say that, and I'm like, yeah, they're just
- 1:15:39Speaker 12: skipping it and claiming turbulence because they're rushing around having
- 1:15:42Speaker 12: to do too.
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: What if they Okay, so in that particular situation, they
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: did try to do the drink service. They did do it, yeah,
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: and they can't make it all the way through I know,
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: so like.
- 1:15:52Speaker 12: Well, yeah, but also just say that go like this
- 1:15:54Speaker 12: is a really short flight, we're not gonna have time.
- 1:15:55Speaker 12: And then let people know ahead of time too, like, hey,
- 1:15:57Speaker 12: on these flights, we don't provide this service.
- 1:15:59Speaker 6: Or hand them the can as they walk in.
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: Yeah, a big deal. Just give them the whole can.
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: That's what takes it so long. Yeah, exactly, I mean
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: it's stupid ice. Just and the can and I will
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: argue on your right, like a flight like that, Like
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: Greg always complains about people like why do you have
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: to get up and use the bathroom on a forty
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: eight minute Yeah, like you didn't do that in the
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: terminal before you got on the plane. You're about to
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: be on the ground, Like you need to get your drink. Hope,
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: you can't go. You can't go one hour? All people
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: walking around with their big giant things of water constantly,
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: like and maybe they can't go And maybe maybe we've
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: conditioned ourselves now that you really can't go that long
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: without having something in your hand like that, you know.
- 1:16:38Speaker 7: Yeah, but that those people are smart enough to bring
- 1:16:40Speaker 7: a water bottle with them, are they allowed to?
- 1:16:42Speaker 17: No?
- 1:16:42Speaker 8: Just like buy it in the terminal right to the
- 1:16:44Speaker 8: refal station, right.
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: Because you've got to be drinking water twenty four hours. Yeah,
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: you gotta see Hydra eight seven seven forty four. Wooding
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: set us a text over to two to two nine
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: eight seven. Again, we're gonna get into a topic this
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: hour about what do you do and how much do
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: you make? We don't want to know, like you know,
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: any kind of specific company. We're not looking for you
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: to get in trouble at work, but just out of curiosity,
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: what kind of work do you do? What are you
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: responsible for? And then what do you make? Got to
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: try to help dumbass Tyler and anybody out there who's
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: like trying to maybe switch career paths and figure out
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: the maybe what what's out there they weren't even aware of.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: They're paying pretty good money. I got a couple of
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: things here. We'll get to that all coming up on
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: the Woody Show.
- 1:17:24Speaker 15: Hang on the Woody Show, straight back, breaking news.
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: Greg Gory had to take a major out of work.
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: Not since the fall of Rome has there been this
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: much devastation or death.
- 1:17:37Speaker 15: Woody Woody and now back to the Woody Show.
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: Yeah, so the the FA is hiring air traffic controllers,
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: and they had mentioned that within three years of starting
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: you could be like at one hundred and fifty grand. Yep, yeah,
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: you gotta have the right right personality disposition kind of
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: thing for for that kind of.
- 1:17:59Speaker 8: Work break out.
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: Something to think about. But what I have here this
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: is from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York who
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: looked at different college majors to see which ones earned
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: the most within five years of graduating. So this is
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: a with an actual degree. Now keep in mind the
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: US Census Bureau says that the US median personal income
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: is forty five thousand dollars. These are the majors where
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: twenty two to twenty seven year olds bring in the
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: highest paychecks. So you've got computer engineering number one on
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: the listed ninety thousand. Sounds right, computer science eighty seven thousand.
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: Then he got chemical engineering and aerospace engineering both at
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: eighty five. Industrial engineering, electrical engineering, the mechanical engineering. That's
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: all between like say eighty and eighty three.
- 1:18:52Speaker 8: Not qualified for any of these.
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: Construction services seventy five thousand, Civil engineering seventy five thousand,
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: about your dad that my dad is a civil civil engineer, Yeah, exactly,
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: and then general engineering seventy five thousand, So engineering degrees.
- 1:19:08Speaker 8: Civil engineering is like to set up like.
- 1:19:10Speaker 5: Neighborhoods, infrastructure, runways, power plans.
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: Yeah, overpasses, Yeah it is. Yeah. So those the college
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: majors that the most within five years post college. Like,
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: what kind of stuff are you looking for? Tyler?
- 1:19:26Speaker 11: Honestly pretty much everything that has to do with any
- 1:19:29Speaker 11: sort of media. Also tried hitting up a bunch of
- 1:19:32Speaker 11: sports teams all across the country. See if they're hiring
- 1:19:34Speaker 11: at all.
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's the move.
- 1:19:37Speaker 8: By the way, how's Raady doing? He went from here
- 1:19:39Speaker 8: to working for the NFL directly, right.
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's not the NFL anymore. Yeah. I think
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: he had like three jobs since then, it seems that way.
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: He went from like two two too. He's working for
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: a multimedia company now that's being outsourced by other major companies,
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: so he's actually salary employee as a contract he's doing awesome. Wow,
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: good good for him, Good for Randy.
- 1:19:59Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that's the movie. These media companies are constricting,
- 1:20:02Speaker 8: and you know, think all the local TV stations we
- 1:20:05Speaker 8: know are firing people, all the radio stations we know
- 1:20:07Speaker 8: are firing people, But the teams themselves are making a
- 1:20:10Speaker 8: ton of money.
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: All right, there's a friend of mine his son is
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: getting ready to graduate from college, and he's got a
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: third interview I think this week with the Buffalo Bills,
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: and he's like really close to a job with the
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: LA Chargers in what capacity. Uh, it's a it's in
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: like some kind of like media relations and you know,
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: things like that. Not him out and take his but
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: I mean like just I mean that's like that's and
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: that's like a right out of college kind of thing.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: So I don't know what that I don't know what
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: that pays. But live in LA or live in Buffalo,
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: which he said, well, I don't want to say anything.
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: He's uh, he's very interested in that Chargers job.
- 1:20:46Speaker 11: Yeah, if it's for the one I saw, it would
- 1:20:49Speaker 11: be for the social media coordinator, which.
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: Is no, not that that's something else. Yeah. Yeah, his
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: dad's pretty well connected in sports, you know what I mean.
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: So they well, you know, network, network, networking. So I
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: keep telling my my son, it's all network, man. You know,
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: you could say, oh, well that's now, man, that's just
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: one of the things you got to do. It's it's
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: about the same as you, you know, making sure that
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: you're qualified, make sure that you're connected.
- 1:21:12Speaker 8: Because they're going to see two hundred applications and if
- 1:21:15Speaker 8: they don't know, well, yeah, that they know you.
- 1:21:17Speaker 6: That's what I was trying to tell Tyler. I go, Tyler,
- 1:21:19Speaker 6: before you apply for any job, like look into do
- 1:21:23Speaker 6: we know anybody there?
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: Or do you know anybody there? Before you apply?
- 1:21:27Speaker 6: Don't do it after you apply and then call them
- 1:21:30Speaker 6: and say, oh, I applied for this job, like.
- 1:21:31Speaker 11: Yeah, which I've done a couple of times. And I
- 1:21:34Speaker 11: also did MENACE's pizza trick.
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: Oh ye pizza. Yeah, I did that.
- 1:21:40Speaker 11: And I had that person get back to me and
- 1:21:42Speaker 11: talk to them a little bit, and they said they
- 1:21:44Speaker 11: want to get into some more medium podcasting stuff later
- 1:21:47Speaker 11: this year.
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: And they'll hit me up. But they pissed that you
- 1:21:50Speaker 2: ate to the slices. Yeah, well, I mean you know again,
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: the way that the systems work now too, is you
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: apply online. Some AI thing kind of scans everything. It's
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: not even a person really looking at the applications out.
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: So it used to be yours can stand out based
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: on how you scent it, or what color paper the
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: resume was on, like little dumb things that would make
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: things stand out.
- 1:22:14Speaker 6: But now that's why you need to check LinkedIn and
- 1:22:16Speaker 6: you might not even know that you know somebody that
- 1:22:19Speaker 6: works at that company.
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: Right. So the pro to hearing what others earn just
- 1:22:25Speaker 2: kind of helps you understand where you stand and you
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: know whether you're being paid fairly. Plus it can give
- 1:22:29Speaker 2: you a sneak peek and the you know, kind of
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: job or career path might be worth chasing. Next, the
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: con is he might not like what you hear. Yes, right,
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: but it's always interesting, I think to hear what people
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: do and how much they make doing it. Sometimes it's
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: something you never even considered. So we're asking you to
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: call in and tell us what do you do and
- 1:22:50Speaker 2: how much do you make. You don't have to give
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: us your name, just like what kind of work do
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: you do? We don't give us the company name. Yeah,
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: just generally, so we said, like, oh, computer, computer engineer
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: or whatever, the you know, chemical engine near construction services. Okay, cool,
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: what is exactly? So what do you do on a
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: daily mate and how much do you make doing that?
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: That's what we're looking for eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: Woody hit us up with the text over to two
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: two nine eighty seven. Yeah, So in the world of sports,
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: I'm a building maintenance tech at an NBA arena. I
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: make eighty five thousand with guaranteed overtime, plus I get health,
- 1:23:20Speaker 2: pension and profit sharing that my employer contributes to my union.
- 1:23:24Speaker 8: Okay, how we're talking?
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie, what do you do?
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: How much do you make?
- 1:23:31Speaker 15: But a jan ain't nothing but a SoCal sports day
- 1:23:36Speaker 15: with the.
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: G Jeff Gerci, I'm Jenny's back, everybody, Jeff G with
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: your so Cal sports. What's happening?
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: Good morning? What are you show?
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: Happy to be back. Let's go ahead and start with
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: the Lakers. They took care of business yesterday against the
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: Jazz one thirty one, one oh seven.
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: Lebron had eighteen.
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: Ruey and DA twenty two a piece, and Bronnie even
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: got in on the action. With eleven, Lakers locked up
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: the fourth seed in.
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: The Western Conference playoffs.
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: They will have home court advantage in the first round
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: versus the Rockets, and that'll be starting on Saturday, but
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: it'll most likely be without Luca and Austin Reeves, so
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: it's gonna be a tough battle for the Lakers.
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: In the first round. Moving on to the Clippers.
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: They beat the Warriors last night and they'll play those
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: same Warriors on Tuesday in the play in Game Baseball
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: Dodgers took two out of three from the Rangers over
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: the weekend. They got the Mets tonight at seven to
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: ten at Dodger Stadium. Make sure you check out all
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: the action on our sister station AM five to seventy
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: LA Sports and of course on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: Moving out to the Angels, they took two out of
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: three from the Reds, Halos and Yankees today at four
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: h five. Hockey Ducks lost in overtime last night, kingson
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: Seattle taking on the Kraken tonight at six thirty. MLS
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: Galaxy one. LAFC lost over the weekend WNBA. Kelsey Plumb
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: signed a one year, nine hundred ninety nine, nine hundred
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: ninety nine dollars contract with the LA Sparks.
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: I mean, would it kill you to add another.
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: Dollar to that contract to make it easier for me
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: to announce on the But in all serious and it's
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: happy that she's back.
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: She's an amazing player.
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: And finally, this morning Woody Show, it's a wrap for
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: Bears quarterback and USC alum Caleb Williams. He was seen
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: partying at Coachella this weekend with the Kardashian Jenners, which
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: means he probably hooked up with one of them, and
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: we all know what they do to athletes. You can
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: pretty much bet that that dude will be injured by
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: week four of the NFL season.
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: I'm Jeff G. And that's SoCal Sports, right, Jeff. It
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: is the Woody Show.
- 1:25:28Speaker 15: No Woody Show text.
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: Dan two eight seven all right, so what are you doing?
- 1:25:37Speaker 2: How much do you make? Texaus came in here through
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: what else? Says? Fire protection servicing fire extinguishers One hundred
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: and fifteen thousand dollars. See, I mean I knew that
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: was a job I wouldn't have guessed to paid one
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: hundred and fifteen rand.
- 1:25:53Speaker 12: No.
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: Yeah, And I also keep in mind, depending on you know,
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: the same job may pay something different depending on where
- 1:26:00Speaker 2: what city you're in. Yeah, where you are right, Obviously
- 1:26:03Speaker 2: you live in a higher cost a living place in
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: New York and Los Angeles kind of place. It's going
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: to pay more than maybe what you're making in you know,
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: Saint Louis, Indianapolis, you know, place like that eight seven
- 1:26:16Speaker 2: seven forty four Woodiams eight seven seven forty four. What
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: This one says, I'm a maintenance supervisor and an assisted
- 1:26:23Speaker 2: living facility and make thirty six dollars and fifty cents
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: an hour plus great benefits. Best job in the world
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: for carpenters that are tired of the mud, snow and ladders. Okay, see,
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: I've heard about stuff like that too, Like maybe you're
- 1:26:37Speaker 2: doing something you can just apply that same skill set
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: and something that's like at a specific place just way
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: way better situational wise, like yeah, you're not out at
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: a hotel or yeah, you're not out in the elements,
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, exactly right. Let's go to the phones
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: and say hi to Desiree. Hey, good morning, Desiree. How
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: are you?
- 1:26:56Speaker 18: Good morning, I'm good. How are you?
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: So we're doing great? So what do you doing and
- 1:27:00Speaker 2: how much do you make?
- 1:27:02Speaker 18: I am a banker, so.
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: I opened new accounts and I make seventy five plus
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: pension plus bonuses. Okay, so what does that ended up
- 1:27:10Speaker 2: being like a year with the bonuses and everything.
- 1:27:13Speaker 8: Like one hundred?
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's a lot of bonuses. Dude. My uh
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: my ex wife was a loan officer for banks and
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: credit unions the time that we were together, and she
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: never made anywhere close to that for you.
- 1:27:29Speaker 6: Do you like look at people's accounts and then calm
- 1:27:31Speaker 6: up and say, hey are you would you be interested
- 1:27:34Speaker 6: in this other account to make more interest?
- 1:27:38Speaker 19: Sometimes?
- 1:27:38Speaker 6: Yeah, bring in new accounts.
- 1:27:41Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, well, I mean I know, you get to
- 1:27:43Speaker 4: find out a lot about people.
- 1:27:45Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I know, like when my my ex wife
- 1:27:48Speaker 2: was working at the banks, like she and the other coworkers,
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: they would look up random people and you can't do
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: that more.
- 1:27:52Speaker 6: I think they changed the assystems did that too, like
- 1:27:55Speaker 6: national players and stuff.
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, does it? Thank you?
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: You can do that at my bank?
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: Kay? Nice? All right, well, good thing we're not giving
- 1:28:02Speaker 2: out damn right? All right, des Wei, thank you for
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: the call. Appreciate you. Let's go to Maddie. Hey, what's
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: up Maddie?
- 1:28:09Speaker 18: Good morning everyone.
- 1:28:10Speaker 2: Alight, Maddie. What are you doing? What do you make?
- 1:28:15Speaker 3: So?
- 1:28:15Speaker 18: I am in marketing, but I actually do marketing for
- 1:28:18Speaker 18: civil engineering, and we focus in water, so stormwater, recreational water,
- 1:28:22Speaker 18: environmental water. And I make eighty one thousand a year,
- 1:28:25Speaker 18: so much.
- 1:28:26Speaker 2: Water, A lot of marketing water. Yeah right, dumb weather. Yeah,
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: all right, so marketing for a civil engineering company eighty
- 1:28:34Speaker 2: one thousand. Thank you Maddie for your phone call. Let's
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: go to a line number four and see how to Robbie.
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: What's up Robbie, Robby? Hey, So what do you do
- 1:28:45Speaker 2: and what do you make?
- 1:28:47Speaker 20: Okay?
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: So I work for a company that makes glass bottles
- 1:28:50Speaker 3: like your wine bottle. Yeah, you know, tostel jars.
- 1:28:54Speaker 16: And stuff like that. So I make roughly around ninety
- 1:28:59Speaker 16: two a year plus weekly bonus and paid benefits for
- 1:29:04Speaker 16: one K. So I probably with overtime, I make about
- 1:29:07Speaker 16: maybe one hundred and thirty and forty.
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: Oh wow, wait so weekly bonuses yes, for like hitting numbers.
- 1:29:17Speaker 3: Yeah, if you hit your percentage on making the glass bottles, if.
- 1:29:23Speaker 16: You you know, you hit like the ninety and above mark,
- 1:29:27Speaker 16: then you get a nice weekly bonus.
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: So question when you say make the bottles, I mean like,
- 1:29:31Speaker 2: are you just over You're I'm assuming you're overseeing like
- 1:29:34Speaker 2: whatever the machine is that you're not blowing glass? Right?
- 1:29:38Speaker 17: No?
- 1:29:38Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, no blowing.
- 1:29:41Speaker 16: So yeah, I'm I'm the operator, so and I'm just
- 1:29:45Speaker 16: making sure that the machine is running properly.
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: Okay. I was gonna say, like, so, like, I mean,
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: it's is it difficult to keep it like spitting out
- 1:29:54Speaker 2: the right number of botles you hit that bonus? Is
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: it difficult? Is it breakdown a lot?
- 1:30:00Speaker 3: If the machine decides to you know what, I'm gonna
- 1:30:02Speaker 3: make you work today, then yeah, it's really, really, really hard.
- 1:30:05Speaker 3: But if the.
- 1:30:05Speaker 16: Machine is ready properly you know, uh, then yeah, it's
- 1:30:10Speaker 16: just cranking out bottles.
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: How many an hour?
- 1:30:12Speaker 3: Am now?
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: Yeah? Well I've seen the hell he it looks like
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: a lot.
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: Yeah, it depends what bottles you make.
- 1:30:18Speaker 16: There's some bottles that you make up to like maybe
- 1:30:21Speaker 16: three hundred or four hundred bttles a minute.
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: Wow, that's awesome. Just set it to the highest level, right, yeah, yeah,
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: is raking that bonus? All right, Robbie, thank you for
- 1:30:31Speaker 2: the call. Appreciate you. Let's go to Stephanie. Hey, Stephanie,
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: good morning.
- 1:30:38Speaker 9: What do you show boy?
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: All right, Stephanie? What do you do? And how much
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: do you make?
- 1:30:43Speaker 8: I am a school psychologist in a high school.
- 1:30:46Speaker 18: And I make just over one hundred and fifty thousand.
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow that's pretty good. So and then do
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: you get like summers and stuff off?
- 1:30:54Speaker 18: Yep, I'm just driving into work after spring break.
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: Oh no, that's the best of both worlds three month vacation. Yes,
- 1:31:02Speaker 2: I mean that's that's a that's a great salary considering
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: get all the regular spring break, summer break, all that
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: kind of stuff off. Yeah, no kidding.
- 1:31:09Speaker 8: But are the parents of pain in the ass some
- 1:31:14Speaker 8: of them?
- 1:31:14Speaker 18: Yes, I'm not gonna lie.
- 1:31:15Speaker 8: I would imagine.
- 1:31:16Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well the kids.
- 1:31:19Speaker 2: Yeah, Stephanie, thank you for the call. Appreciate you listening.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: Let's go to Joy. Hey, what's up, Joy? What do
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: you do and how much do you make?
- 1:31:27Speaker 13: Hi? Good morning, Joy. I'm a twenty year nurse practitioner.
- 1:31:32Speaker 2: Okay, mm hmm.
- 1:31:36Speaker 13: I make about one sixty a year, about six weeks
- 1:31:39Speaker 13: of paid vacation, full medical, dental, fully paid by my company.
- 1:31:45Speaker 13: I have four one K and pension. I could retire
- 1:31:47Speaker 13: at fifty with full medical and dental and pension too.
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, that's the one. Yeah, yeah, you're talking. Yeah.
- 1:31:57Speaker 2: And then because my my, my sister is a practitioner
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: and she's got like her own thing going on now
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: to like her own business and stuff and she's loving it. Yeah,
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: but it was, I know, like a lot of work,
- 1:32:08Speaker 2: because you know, you go to school to be a nurse,
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: and then on top of that there's even more schooling
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: and stuff you got to do to become a nurse
- 1:32:15Speaker 2: practitioner because basically it's one step away from being a
- 1:32:18Speaker 2: doctasically a doctor.
- 1:32:19Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, it sounds impossible, but that perks and
- 1:32:22Speaker 5: the benefits.
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a pretty good setup. You got there, Joy,
- 1:32:25Speaker 2: Thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to Woodie Show.
- 1:32:28Speaker 2: Let's say hi to Sarah Yo Sarah Sarah, Good morning, right.
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: Good morning?
- 1:32:34Speaker 2: All right, So what are you doing? How much do
- 1:32:35Speaker 2: you make?
- 1:32:37Speaker 18: I'm a second grade teacher and I make seventy five thousand.
- 1:32:42Speaker 18: This is just my third year, so every year I
- 1:32:45Speaker 18: should be getting.
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: A raise, Okay, And then like did teachers get bonuses?
- 1:32:53Speaker 18: Not really, I don't. It's just we get our raise
- 1:32:55Speaker 18: every year.
- 1:32:56Speaker 8: Okay, if you all pass this, all the kids pass.
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: Attest or whatever, right, Because I know, like the school
- 1:33:01Speaker 2: districts and stuff, they have like these things that they're
- 1:33:03Speaker 2: they're trying to hit a certain average, you know, graduation
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: rate or a certain level on the standardized testing from
- 1:33:11Speaker 2: the state and things like that. So I didn't know
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: if like the teachers, if they got like some kind
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: of you know, bonus for like the students hitting those
- 1:33:20Speaker 2: we get a Starbucks car something yeah, something like that.
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: All right, Sarah, Well, yeah, good luck man second grade.
- 1:33:27Speaker 2: It's got to be it's got to be rough talk. Yeah,
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: all right, jar and thank you to call appreciate this.
- 1:33:33Speaker 2: In the Wood Show, let's say hi to.
- 1:33:35Speaker 15: Louie, Louie, Louie.
- 1:33:38Speaker 3: Hey, how's it going?
- 1:33:39Speaker 2: What's good? All right? So what do you what do
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: you do? And how much do you make?
- 1:33:43Speaker 20: Well? I didn't consider you know, the bonus and everything,
- 1:33:46Speaker 20: but I cleared just just with my regular page two D.
- 1:33:50Speaker 20: And and I'm an electrician. Well a lot of uh
- 1:33:53Speaker 20: stuff for hospital and we're specialty companies.
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so you don't work for the hospital. You're
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: just doing some work with the hospital.
- 1:34:02Speaker 19: Like m Ris.
- 1:34:03Speaker 20: Yet we build their MRIs you know, their biplanes and
- 1:34:05Speaker 20: you know, sounds.
- 1:34:07Speaker 2: Important, okay, yeah, because I know, like, Okay, my brother
- 1:34:09Speaker 2: in law, he ended up getting into the carpenters Union
- 1:34:13Speaker 2: and now he's, uh, he's going more towards you know,
- 1:34:16Speaker 2: your side, like the electrician side. So he's, uh, he's
- 1:34:20Speaker 2: getting trained and stuff on that. Because man, I you
- 1:34:23Speaker 2: they talk about yeah, they talk about the trade stuff
- 1:34:25Speaker 2: all the time, you know, like right, like electricians and stuff.
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: You can pretty much set your own you can pretty
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: much set your own fees because there's just there there's
- 1:34:36Speaker 2: more work than there are people to do the work.
- 1:34:39Speaker 20: From what I it's fun, it's very interesting, challenging.
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gotta be careful. Yeah, don't shock yourself, all right, Louis,
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: thank you for the call. Appreciate you. And let's say
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: hi to Michelle. Hey, Michelle, Hey, good morning Michelle. So
- 1:34:58Speaker 2: what do you do and how much do you make?
- 1:35:01Speaker 4: So I'm a second and third grade special education teacher
- 1:35:04Speaker 4: and I make eighty two thousand, okay two? Yeah, I
- 1:35:10Speaker 4: want to make a clarification. So some schools do get
- 1:35:14Speaker 4: those bonuses, Okay, but it can, Yeah, depends on the
- 1:35:17Speaker 4: strict depends if it's a charter private and uh it's
- 1:35:22Speaker 4: it gets kind of competitive. But teachers was just hilarious.
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: Yeah, well I was. When I was a kid. I
- 1:35:28Speaker 2: always thought it'd be cool, like the teacher's lounge. I
- 1:35:31Speaker 2: just wondered what went on in there, because it always
- 1:35:33Speaker 2: like you would see it, there was a door to
- 1:35:35Speaker 2: it right next to the cafeteria, saw the kids. We'd
- 1:35:38Speaker 2: be in the cafeteria and there's where you get your
- 1:35:39Speaker 2: launch and stuff like that. And then door it opened up,
- 1:35:41Speaker 2: and we all be kind of like peeking in there,
- 1:35:43Speaker 2: like know what the hell was going on there? At
- 1:35:45Speaker 2: my school, it was coffee and cigarettes. What was it?
- 1:35:50Speaker 18: Yeah, pretty much it's coffee and despair.
- 1:35:53Speaker 4: Now it's coffee and despair.
- 1:35:54Speaker 2: Oh yeah. It's also the hookup room, you know, Greg,
- 1:35:57Speaker 2: so you know, so sexy in there. Yeah, that's that's
- 1:36:00Speaker 2: where they go to. All right, Michelle, thank you for
- 1:36:03Speaker 2: the call. Appreciate listening to show. Yeah, on the electrician
- 1:36:06Speaker 2: things always, I'm a commercial electrician. I make over one
- 1:36:08Speaker 2: hundred bucks an hour. I never went to college. I
- 1:36:12Speaker 2: have well over a million dollars in my four oh
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: one K retirement account, not to mention what's in my
- 1:36:17Speaker 2: I B e W pension. All trades pay well. Don't
- 1:36:20Speaker 2: be afraid of hard work. I own three homes and
- 1:36:23Speaker 2: I put three kids through college. Damn, that's what I'm saying. Man,
- 1:36:27Speaker 2: four one K with a million dollars in it. Yeah,
- 1:36:30Speaker 2: a million dollars. That's so cool. I'll happy Greg is
- 1:36:36Speaker 2: for you. I'm so happy.
- 1:36:41Speaker 8: At this guy. This guy.
- 1:36:45Speaker 11: Yeah, he just took shop like a like a marshmallow.
- 1:36:51Speaker 9: Yeah, his name is Menace, though he's kind of like
- 1:36:53Speaker 9: a menace in the streets the show.
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: So the eight o'clock hour band that you're listening for,
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: and uh, we're gonna tell you what that is. But
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: the band that you were listening in the seven o'clock
- 1:37:09Speaker 2: was then one that you just heard right there, Rage
- 1:37:12Speaker 2: against the Machine. Congratulations to Erica in Irvine.
- 1:37:16Speaker 15: Erica, you did it.
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: You're going to the what a shot hours takeover?
- 1:37:21Speaker 3: Have you?
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: Yeah? So did people here?
- 1:37:28Speaker 12: How awesome?
- 1:37:29Speaker 13: Like I seriously am, oh my god, you guys just
- 1:37:32Speaker 13: made my day.
- 1:37:33Speaker 4: Like I just recently went through.
- 1:37:35Speaker 18: A divorced after twenty five years of marriage and we
- 1:37:38Speaker 18: walt and yeah not but anyways, it's all good.
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: It's all good. That's great. Nic not on. You got
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: five tickets to the takeover. You're also going to go
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: to the VIP reception beforehand. So I mean, we no,
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: you won, you won big. That's good. That's that's that's
- 1:37:52Speaker 2: a good prose. I believe that's what I'm talking about.
- 1:37:57Speaker 2: That's what you're looking for. Seriously, all right, just a
- 1:38:06Speaker 2: couple other follow ups on the texts for what are
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: you doing? How much do you make. So it says
- 1:38:12Speaker 2: I work as a detective for the police department. Oh,
- 1:38:16Speaker 2: I have twenty one years of experience and make one
- 1:38:18Speaker 2: hundred and seventy for a base and then two hundred
- 1:38:21Speaker 2: and thirty total with overtime. And I get all the
- 1:38:24Speaker 2: bells and whistles for benefits life, medical, vision, dental, plus
- 1:38:27Speaker 2: a pension plan at retirement. Hell yeah, that pension plan.
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: That is the thing. For the most part. That is
- 1:38:32Speaker 2: a thing of yesteryear. That is a right. That's a
- 1:38:35Speaker 2: thing of the past.
- 1:38:36Speaker 7: And that's why my friends were teachers or like, it's
- 1:38:38Speaker 7: all about the pension.
- 1:38:39Speaker 2: Right. I work for a professional sports team and a
- 1:38:42Speaker 2: support role. I make two hundred and sixty thousand dollars
- 1:38:45Speaker 2: a year, plus I'm the recipient of another forty to
- 1:38:48Speaker 2: sixty thousand per year through bonuses and other compensation benefits.
- 1:38:52Speaker 2: I do work long hours, but I'm a hybrid and
- 1:38:55Speaker 2: I take off when the season permits with no real constraints. Nice,
- 1:38:59Speaker 2: that's good. I'm thirty nine. I'm a medical assistant, but
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: I work as a surgical assistant at a skin cancer center.
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: I make thirty dollars an hour. It's not a lot
- 1:39:08Speaker 2: but I started out eleven years ago just twelve bucks,
- 1:39:10Speaker 2: and I'm hoping to start nursing school next year.
- 1:39:12Speaker 8: Cool.
- 1:39:13Speaker 2: I'm a private school teacher. I make thirty three thousand
- 1:39:16Speaker 2: dollars a year. It's not figured out a private school
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: you'd make more.
- 1:39:18Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm surprised that part just out.
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: Of curiosity for teachers. Do the public schools pay better
- 1:39:26Speaker 2: or do the private schools pay better.
- 1:39:27Speaker 7: I have a friend who's a private school teacher, and she.
- 1:39:29Speaker 8: Is very well off.
- 1:39:31Speaker 7: Really yeah, yeah, that's surprising. They said thirty thousand.
- 1:39:34Speaker 2: What about those super fancy ones like Montosauries.
- 1:39:36Speaker 8: That's what I'm talking about.
- 1:39:38Speaker 2: I work in mintal management and higher education. I make
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty thousand dollars a year. I have
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: eighteen credits towards an MS degree, and I've been in
- 1:39:46Speaker 2: education for twenty years. Property management affordable housing sixty five thousand,
- 1:39:52Speaker 2: two bed apartment, two bedroom apartment for free and utilities paid.
- 1:39:56Speaker 2: She'd get the sixty five thousand plus housing right making
- 1:40:01Speaker 2: two hundred thousand. The only thing is then you got
- 1:40:03Speaker 2: to deal with the tenants and stuff. Yeah probably, yeah,
- 1:40:07Speaker 2: oh yeah, that blows. I got a real Greggory, but
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: whatever I mean. Yeah, cybersecurity manager for an entertainment company
- 1:40:14Speaker 2: with bonuses three hundred thousand, damn eighty thousand dollars a year,
- 1:40:18Speaker 2: forty dollars an hour. I'm a superior court court room clerk.
- 1:40:22Speaker 8: Oh I'm interested in.
- 1:40:26Speaker 2: A courtroom clerk, a superior court, superior courtland room. They
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: got like four hour lunches every day, right a right
- 1:40:35Speaker 2: ups delivery driver one hundred and forty two thousand, and
- 1:40:40Speaker 2: think about how many calories you burn their Morgan.
- 1:40:42Speaker 9: Yeah, dude, my driver, he just told me he got
- 1:40:45Speaker 9: a new truck and it has ac in it, and
- 1:40:47Speaker 9: he's like one of the few people that gets a
- 1:40:49Speaker 9: c like.
- 1:40:51Speaker 2: Driving with the door open.
- 1:40:53Speaker 8: He was talking to her.
- 1:40:55Speaker 2: I deliver water with the five Oh wow, really okay,
- 1:40:59Speaker 2: So here's okay. This guy delivers water those big five
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: gallon the water coolers.
- 1:41:03Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:41:03Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred and thirty thousand dollars a year. Sweet, Okay,
- 1:41:08Speaker 2: you need to flirt with the secretaries all day.
- 1:41:10Speaker 6: Good and us water so you can get it anywhere
- 1:41:14Speaker 6: I get.
- 1:41:15Speaker 2: I'm a newer teacher. I made one hundred and ten
- 1:41:17Speaker 2: thousand dollars last year. See that's a I'm curious, is
- 1:41:21Speaker 2: that public or private school?
- 1:41:23Speaker 8: A lot of these big city public schools have unions
- 1:41:26Speaker 8: that really pay so much to live there.
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: I'm a cosmetologist. I have my own salon here in Colorado,
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: and I've been making over one hundred and ten thousand
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: dollars a year since the second year. Yeah, girl, here's
- 1:41:37Speaker 2: one animal control officer thirty eight dollars an hour. Okay,
- 1:41:41Speaker 2: they deserve way more than that. I'm a management analyst
- 1:41:45Speaker 2: for city government. I manage grants and money pretty much.
- 1:41:49Speaker 2: I make ninety five thousand dollars a year, plus free
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: benefits over time when I want it. And retirement. That
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: retirements the big thing. If you can find a job
- 1:41:57Speaker 2: that's got that retirement, not like four to one, I
- 1:42:00Speaker 2: mean like those pension kind of them government jobs.
- 1:42:03Speaker 7: The one to beat is still the nurse who can
- 1:42:05Speaker 7: retire at fifty was right?
- 1:42:08Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, not bad. Texting that private schools pay less
- 1:42:12Speaker 2: than public that.
- 1:42:12Speaker 7: Shocking because I personally know someone who's doing very well
- 1:42:16Speaker 7: at her private school jobs.
- 1:42:17Speaker 8: I guess you also get much better kids, which is
- 1:42:20Speaker 8: the nice thing, Like you don't have to deal with
- 1:42:22Speaker 8: fighting and the crime and all that kind of stuff.
- 1:42:25Speaker 2: Be criming.
- 1:42:26Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, Greg, what was the school that you mentioned
- 1:42:28Speaker 6: that was like supposed to be fancy monsor what is that?
- 1:42:31Speaker 9: Best school ever?
- 1:42:34Speaker 7: I feel like they're teaching kids to be little adults
- 1:42:36Speaker 7: and I'm here for a chain like Monassories.
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: What's like that? I hear that. What's the other one?
- 1:42:41Speaker 2: I don'ged that? Parochial Religious? Then charter Charter. Yeah, like
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: there's all these things like I don't know anything.
- 1:42:49Speaker 6: Is that where a gossip girl?
- 1:42:50Speaker 2: So it's Monassori the kind where you kind of work
- 1:42:52Speaker 2: at your own pace kind of thing.
- 1:42:54Speaker 9: Okay, it's all hands on learning. I learned math by
- 1:42:58Speaker 9: blocks and stuff.
- 1:43:00Speaker 2: See, that's the kind of school that my parents, in
- 1:43:03Speaker 2: hindsight said I should have gone to.
- 1:43:05Speaker 9: Oh it's great schooling.
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: Yeah. And I think, you know, because based on what
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: they had read, saw something about it like, oh, this
- 1:43:10Speaker 2: sounds like the kind of place that you would have
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: really liked them, Like anything would have been better than
- 1:43:13Speaker 2: where I ended up exactly. And don't you have kids
- 1:43:16Speaker 2: of different ages in the same class?
- 1:43:18Speaker 9: Yeah, Like mine was first, second, third is in one
- 1:43:20Speaker 9: class and it's like twenty kids. It's not that many. Yeah, fifth, sixth, seventh,
- 1:43:24Speaker 9: eighth and ninth.
- 1:43:24Speaker 2: Yeah, Morgan's got a one to ten for us coming
- 1:43:28Speaker 2: up next, all about conspiracy theories. There's always so much
- 1:43:31Speaker 2: talk about conspiracy theories, but some are better than the others.
- 1:43:34Speaker 2: You know, I don't think them. And you know how
- 1:43:36Speaker 2: much Morgan loves rating things on a scale of one
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: to ten. In a while, Yeah, it's.
- 1:43:41Speaker 9: Been a minute.
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: Yeah, so Morgan's conspiracy theories on a scale of one
- 1:43:46Speaker 2: to ten. And then Seamaster is gonna tell us about
- 1:43:49Speaker 2: this this alien documentary. Yeah, there's this.
- 1:43:51Speaker 8: This documentary's be getting a lot a lot of attention.
- 1:43:54Speaker 8: Bill Martin a piece on it. I heard the genius
- 1:43:57Speaker 8: Colin Coward talking about it. So I've watched it and
- 1:44:00Speaker 8: I've got some scenes for you.
- 1:44:01Speaker 2: Obvious there's a lot of conspiracies around aliens and stuff,
- 1:44:04Speaker 2: So we'll have all that for you. You love the conspiracy stuff,
- 1:44:06Speaker 2: I know, Menace does it. You're gonna love what we
- 1:44:09Speaker 2: got for you the rest of this hour here on
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: The Woody Show, Hangout.
- 1:44:11Speaker 15: I'm not wearing a helmet.
- 1:44:13Speaker 2: It's not gonna wear a helmet, like straight up, you
- 1:44:16Speaker 2: guys are idiots.
- 1:44:17Speaker 15: Show.
- 1:44:24Speaker 2: There are about a billion conspiracy theories out there. Some
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: I'm not even familiar with, Like the Denver International Airport conspiracy.
- 1:44:34Speaker 2: You don't know that one. No, that's a big one.
- 1:44:39Speaker 9: Spoilers.
- 1:44:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not like, what is it?
- 1:44:42Speaker 13: So?
- 1:44:42Speaker 2: But what is it?
- 1:44:43Speaker 9: So?
- 1:44:43Speaker 6: The conspiracy is that they've the government has built a
- 1:44:47Speaker 6: giant bunker under the airport because there was an original
- 1:44:51Speaker 6: airport and for some reason they decided, hey, we're gonna
- 1:44:54Speaker 6: get rid of that and we're gonna move this other
- 1:44:56Speaker 6: airport in a not a convenient air It.
- 1:44:58Speaker 8: Is a yeah, good five minutes from town.
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: Yeah, for no reason.
- 1:45:02Speaker 9: Have you been there?
- 1:45:02Speaker 2: Like, it's really very huge. It's huge.
- 1:45:05Speaker 9: It's like fortified, like if she tries to attack decorations
- 1:45:08Speaker 9: and stuff. The vibe that stuff's.
- 1:45:11Speaker 8: Undergards the big the big horse outside with it with
- 1:45:13Speaker 8: red eyes, and.
- 1:45:15Speaker 6: Then inside there's also what's the Freemason's logo or something? Yeah,
- 1:45:20Speaker 6: so yeah, famous.
- 1:45:22Speaker 2: I've not heard the hollow Earth theory, that's what I'm
- 1:45:26Speaker 2: not that one I've not heard about.
- 1:45:28Speaker 9: It's saying that there's like civilizations within the earth, like
- 1:45:31Speaker 9: the multiple side of it.
- 1:45:33Speaker 2: Another one about like ancient civilians had advanced technology and stuff.
- 1:45:37Speaker 8: That's kind of classic Atlanteans and whatever.
- 1:45:39Speaker 2: Yeah, so you give the Denver Airport one a ten
- 1:45:41Speaker 2: out of ten.
- 1:45:42Speaker 9: Yes, because I used to go there a lot as
- 1:45:43Speaker 9: a kid, and I got weird vibies there, so I.
- 1:45:46Speaker 2: Think it's true.
- 1:45:46Speaker 6: Therefore, because walking Phoenix Airport, Yeah, the Phoenix Airport is Denver.
- 1:45:56Speaker 8: You take a little train if I remember, right.
- 1:45:57Speaker 9: Yes, that little car tram.
- 1:46:00Speaker 2: I don't know what, yeah, tram, yeah, train whatever. So
- 1:46:04Speaker 2: Morgan loves rating things, as we all know, on a
- 1:46:06Speaker 2: scale of one to ten. She's doing it constantly, so
- 1:46:09Speaker 2: we every once in a while ask her to whatever
- 1:46:11Speaker 2: the topic is. This one is just about conspiracy theories
- 1:46:13Speaker 2: because there's so much about that, uh, with the the
- 1:46:16Speaker 2: Artemis mission and you know now it's oh, man never
- 1:46:19Speaker 2: went to the moon, the whole moon landing thing. So
- 1:46:22Speaker 2: on a scale one to ten, what are you giving
- 1:46:24Speaker 2: that conspiracy the moonland Yeah, the.
- 1:46:26Speaker 9: Moonlanding, that's a three out of ten. I don't buy it.
- 1:46:28Speaker 9: I think we got there all that, Like I do
- 1:46:31Speaker 9: get the whole like, oh, we wanted to beat Russia
- 1:46:34Speaker 9: and all that, but I think actually did.
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: Like two things can be true and like, yeah, we
- 1:46:37Speaker 2: wanted to beat Russia, but we also did it right, because.
- 1:46:40Speaker 9: The newest one that that one wasn't fake.
- 1:46:43Speaker 2: It's the new one, oh, the newest Yeah yeah. What
- 1:46:46Speaker 2: about Area fifty one hiding aliens?
- 1:46:49Speaker 9: Ten out of ten? This is an easy one. It's
- 1:46:52Speaker 9: so obvious that they're hiding aliens.
- 1:46:53Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, totally.
- 1:46:55Speaker 9: First engineering is how they study the UFOs and the
- 1:46:58Speaker 9: aliens that they have. Right, you're looking at me confused, ground.
- 1:47:02Speaker 5: No, I'm listening to the ones. You're stating it like
- 1:47:05Speaker 5: it's fact. You know they're hiding the aliens that they have.
- 1:47:07Speaker 9: Well, it will come out later. And then let's just
- 1:47:12Speaker 9: look at the guy, Bob Lazar, I mean, a hero,
- 1:47:15Speaker 9: but he has great documentaries that I've seen.
- 1:47:19Speaker 8: Spoiler, Bob Lazar is a fraud. He's not, Yes he is.
- 1:47:22Speaker 8: His background and all of his claims have been widely debunked.
- 1:47:26Speaker 9: Is that proven.
- 1:47:27Speaker 8: Yes, But people who watch the documentary somehow that doesn't
- 1:47:29Speaker 8: show up in the documentary.
- 1:47:31Speaker 9: They need to make a documentary about how he's I
- 1:47:33Speaker 9: don't have to.
- 1:47:33Speaker 6: We're going to try to defame him from minutes.
- 1:47:38Speaker 2: What about the Earth is flat? What do you give that?
- 1:47:40Speaker 9: One out of ten?
- 1:47:42Speaker 3: Well?
- 1:47:42Speaker 9: Actually one, that's just one of the stupidest ones I've
- 1:47:44Speaker 9: ever heard.
- 1:47:45Speaker 2: I feel like the people who are the flat earthers,
- 1:47:48Speaker 2: I feel like it's just to put on. I feel
- 1:47:50Speaker 2: like they're.
- 1:47:50Speaker 8: Doing it for the attention.
- 1:47:52Speaker 2: Yeah, right, exactly. I don't say. I think it's one
- 1:47:57Speaker 2: of those things they say knowing they don't really believe.
- 1:48:00Speaker 6: When I dug into it, a lot of those people
- 1:48:02Speaker 6: have actually gone away. But when I dug into it,
- 1:48:05Speaker 6: there's a lot of religious reasons why.
- 1:48:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not saying there are not a couple there's
- 1:48:09Speaker 2: not a couple of whack jobs out there who truly believe.
- 1:48:11Speaker 8: The true believers I find are like in their sixties
- 1:48:14Speaker 8: and they're all old prospectors living out the desert.
- 1:48:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's any I don't think it's
- 1:48:17Speaker 2: in any real numbers.
- 1:48:18Speaker 9: Right, But don't they deny gravity as well?
- 1:48:21Speaker 2: Okay, it's not part of it, and yet here they are.
- 1:48:24Speaker 2: What about you know, the conspiracy? How about the conspiracy
- 1:48:27Speaker 2: that birds aren't real?
- 1:48:29Speaker 9: Okay, that's another two out of ten. I think that's
- 1:48:31Speaker 9: so silly.
- 1:48:31Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that started as a joke.
- 1:48:33Speaker 9: Although I will say, if you pay attention and you
- 1:48:36Speaker 9: look at a bird and like especially crows, because they're
- 1:48:38Speaker 9: so damn smart, right they are. But they will watch
- 1:48:41Speaker 9: you and they'll take notes and stuff, and then well
- 1:48:43Speaker 9: they'll them rise your face for sure.
- 1:48:46Speaker 2: There's something about like crows like they are no ravens.
- 1:48:50Speaker 2: Ravens don't forget, like they they will remember grudges. Yes, yeah, yeah,
- 1:48:56Speaker 2: you can piss them off.
- 1:48:57Speaker 9: But they're not government spies. I don't think they're little machines.
- 1:49:00Speaker 2: All right. Morgan is rating conspiracy theories on a scale
- 1:49:04Speaker 2: of one to ten like that, So the tens are
- 1:49:06Speaker 2: the ones that you believe, yes, right, well true, the
- 1:49:09Speaker 2: ones that you think are true, you believe to be true.
- 1:49:12Speaker 2: What about the September eleventh attacks being an inside job?
- 1:49:16Speaker 9: Okay, guys, sorry, this is like an eight point.
- 1:49:19Speaker 2: Five out of time, so you mostly believe it.
- 1:49:23Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, just look at the way it came down,
- 1:49:26Speaker 9: and I don't know, like, just.
- 1:49:29Speaker 8: Look at it. I'm looking at it out of the
- 1:49:32Speaker 8: window blocks away.
- 1:49:33Speaker 9: But yeah, I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm just
- 1:49:36Speaker 9: saying it was a planned inside job by I think
- 1:49:38Speaker 9: our government had a hand or some people knew what.
- 1:49:41Speaker 8: Was going to happen, to kill six thousand people.
- 1:49:43Speaker 9: Definitely, they don't care about us as people were ants to.
- 1:49:46Speaker 6: You know, there was definitely a lot of failure, failures
- 1:49:49Speaker 6: and intelligence to prevent it. Yeah, that's a fact.
- 1:49:53Speaker 9: I can't prove anything, and it obviously happened. I'm not
- 1:49:55Speaker 9: a denier, right, are there nine to eleven deniers?
- 1:49:58Speaker 2: Oh percent?
- 1:49:59Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll not deny it. They say that it's you know,
- 1:50:02Speaker 8: those planted illustrated Yeah, don't just look at it, don't
- 1:50:06Speaker 8: read the engineering reports, don't do that.
- 1:50:08Speaker 2: Just just look. Don't look at don't look into it.
- 1:50:12Speaker 2: That's what we don't want. Yeah, well, what do you say?
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: Sea bass? From a from a science perspective, it's like
- 1:50:17Speaker 2: when people say, okay, well there was a man where
- 1:50:20Speaker 2: we field doesn't milt steel Building number seven? Okay, yeah,
- 1:50:23Speaker 2: so in Miami they just imploded like this twenty eight
- 1:50:27Speaker 2: story hotel, right, and they go, well, looks really similar
- 1:50:30Speaker 2: to how Building number seven came down, except.
- 1:50:33Speaker 8: For the army of people going in there and drilling
- 1:50:36Speaker 8: into stuff and planting explosives that takes weeks and weeks
- 1:50:39Speaker 8: to do. And you know this, this doesn't just happen,
- 1:50:42Speaker 8: especially in a building that has thousands of people going
- 1:50:44Speaker 8: in and out of it every day, and also there
- 1:50:47Speaker 8: right and also there be mountains of evidence behind after
- 1:50:51Speaker 8: after the fact.
- 1:50:52Speaker 2: But what about the documentary on YouTube loose change? Thank you?
- 1:50:56Speaker 2: About what about that one? There's a few Okay, how
- 1:51:01Speaker 2: about another big cover up conspiracy that big Pharma is
- 1:51:05Speaker 2: hiding the cures to cancer?
- 1:51:08Speaker 7: Dude?
- 1:51:09Speaker 2: Other things?
- 1:51:09Speaker 9: Eight out of ten.
- 1:51:10Speaker 8: Man.
- 1:51:11Speaker 9: I hate to say it, but I do think that
- 1:51:12Speaker 9: it's a business, Like they make money from selling people
- 1:51:16Speaker 9: drugs and keeping people on drugs their whole life.
- 1:51:18Speaker 7: I mean, that is true, but I think that maybe
- 1:51:21Speaker 7: they're as opposed to like we have this cure and
- 1:51:23Speaker 7: we keep it in a box, like we're just not
- 1:51:25Speaker 7: funding that because it's easier to und I.
- 1:51:27Speaker 2: Think it's think about well, because that doesn't make too
- 1:51:30Speaker 2: much sense to me, because think about like if you
- 1:51:32Speaker 2: did have the cure for cancer, that is the money there.
- 1:51:34Speaker 2: You are, like, there's so much money because people will
- 1:51:37Speaker 2: get maybe you get the cancer whatever it is that
- 1:51:41Speaker 2: this drug then cures and you are forever, you know, but.
- 1:51:45Speaker 8: Then you're not a customer for life anyways.
- 1:51:47Speaker 6: Figure like famous people wouldn't die from Well that's the
- 1:51:49Speaker 6: point is that you can easily search there are numerous
- 1:51:52Speaker 6: pharmaceutical executives who die of things like cancer. You'd think
- 1:51:56Speaker 6: those people might have wanted us keep themselves from that.
- 1:51:58Speaker 2: Because even after they died, they're going to want to
- 1:52:00Speaker 2: keep those profits coming. That's not it's worth. It's worth
- 1:52:05Speaker 2: to die over.
- 1:52:06Speaker 9: But you can cure a lot of things. Shatow aids.
- 1:52:10Speaker 2: Also the people Steve Jobs, the people who are coming
- 1:52:13Speaker 2: up with the people who are working in the labs
- 1:52:16Speaker 2: and coming up with these you know, drugs or these
- 1:52:18Speaker 2: different treatments and stuff like. They're not the pharmaceutical companies.
- 1:52:21Speaker 2: These are these are yeah, these are medical scientists. One
- 1:52:25Speaker 2: of those people.
- 1:52:26Speaker 8: Thousands and thousands.
- 1:52:27Speaker 5: And there's your proof. There would be nobility conspiracy. Nobody
- 1:52:31Speaker 5: who works for these companies has family members they care about.
- 1:52:34Speaker 5: Nobody is original.
- 1:52:37Speaker 9: Move it from eight to ten to six to ten.
- 1:52:40Speaker 8: It got me as a complete slap in the face
- 1:52:42Speaker 8: to anyone who had worked there, who had a kid.
- 1:52:45Speaker 8: It's completely you calling them jackasses and liars.
- 1:52:47Speaker 6: They're just not in a rush.
- 1:52:48Speaker 8: How about that morning that's funding other things.
- 1:52:51Speaker 9: All I'm saying, see I'm set up to fail here.
- 1:52:53Speaker 9: All I'm saying is it's a business pharmaceuticals are a business, So.
- 1:52:57Speaker 2: That's that's true. Yeah, that's true. All right, conspiracies on
- 1:53:03Speaker 2: a scale of one to ten. Let's go, how about
- 1:53:05Speaker 2: the illuminati, like the secret celebrity societies that run everything.
- 1:53:09Speaker 8: I still don't get this.
- 1:53:10Speaker 9: I don't know about the whole triangle illuminati crap, right,
- 1:53:13Speaker 9: but I do think there are and it's proven, there
- 1:53:15Speaker 9: are a few elite people that literally run the world
- 1:53:18Speaker 9: and they have secret stuff they do. Rockefeller isn't that
- 1:53:23Speaker 9: one of the names murder Who are the people that
- 1:53:29Speaker 9: own everything that all the conglomerates?
- 1:53:31Speaker 6: Yeah, the Koch bro.
- 1:53:34Speaker 2: What the most the richest in the world, even on
- 1:53:37Speaker 2: today's standards.
- 1:53:38Speaker 9: But I do think and then well that you could
- 1:53:40Speaker 9: go deeper into whole this whole Uh what do they
- 1:53:42Speaker 9: call these rituals that celebrities do, allegedly humiliation rituals. I
- 1:53:51Speaker 9: don't believe in that, but it says like, oh, you
- 1:53:53Speaker 9: get humili humiliated in public, you know, and the price
- 1:53:57Speaker 9: that you get for that is like fame and fortune.
- 1:53:59Speaker 6: Yes, it's big in the conspiracy entertainment world, right, that
- 1:54:03Speaker 6: they do something stupid and that's part of the ritual
- 1:54:06Speaker 6: to become famous, Like.
- 1:54:08Speaker 2: The George Clooney like he's part of the illuminati. Kevin
- 1:54:14Speaker 2: Hart part of the illuminati is always Kevin Hart's more
- 1:54:18Speaker 2: like an industry plant, right, that that conspiracy the plant.
- 1:54:23Speaker 9: So I'd say five out of ten. But I do
- 1:54:25Speaker 9: think there are people that rule the world.
- 1:54:27Speaker 2: Okay, with enough power, Uh, keem trails. So you see
- 1:54:31Speaker 2: the things in the sky, kem trails, Like planes are
- 1:54:34Speaker 2: out there spraying and controlling weather and controlling how like
- 1:54:40Speaker 2: mind control and things. Yeah, so what do you what
- 1:54:43Speaker 2: are you giving that conspiracy theory?
- 1:54:44Speaker 9: Okay? I have a crazy neighbor that always talks to
- 1:54:47Speaker 9: me about this.
- 1:54:47Speaker 8: Is it the naked guy? No?
- 1:54:49Speaker 9: Oh god, I saw another ing anyways, but this girl,
- 1:54:52Speaker 9: like if I see her early in the morning, she's like,
- 1:54:55Speaker 9: they just sprayed out here, you know. She's like, you
- 1:54:58Speaker 9: need to get inside. Oh I should.
- 1:55:01Speaker 2: Yes, I agree.
- 1:55:02Speaker 9: So people like that I don't believe. But I do
- 1:55:05Speaker 9: think there's something in the air with the plane stuff, right.
- 1:55:08Speaker 8: Isn't that just water vapor?
- 1:55:10Speaker 2: Yes?
- 1:55:10Speaker 8: Yes, from a jacket.
- 1:55:11Speaker 9: Yeah, well there's still the environment.
- 1:55:15Speaker 6: They put the colors behind it and stuff like red, white,
- 1:55:18Speaker 6: and blue.
- 1:55:20Speaker 2: Air shows. They can't there.
- 1:55:25Speaker 9: So I'd say four out of ten.
- 1:55:26Speaker 5: But this goes back to the big pharma thing, right,
- 1:55:28Speaker 5: Like nobody in the behind the camp trails has family
- 1:55:31Speaker 5: members on the ground and.
- 1:55:32Speaker 8: They give them a secret pill.
- 1:55:35Speaker 2: They're told to just stay inside.
- 1:55:37Speaker 8: You know, Morgan's neighbor knows what's up exactly.
- 1:55:43Speaker 2: Another another, another big one that you hear about a
- 1:55:46Speaker 2: lot crisis actors.
- 1:55:48Speaker 9: Oh my god, this is this is probably worse than
- 1:55:51Speaker 9: the flat Earth ones zero out of ten because that's
- 1:55:53Speaker 9: just they so messed up to, you know, someone loses
- 1:55:56Speaker 9: their child and then to be like, oh that was
- 1:55:58Speaker 9: fake that there.
- 1:56:00Speaker 2: Was like they're talking about the Sandy Hook. Remember the
- 1:56:02Speaker 2: elementary school that got shot up and all those kids died,
- 1:56:05Speaker 2: and those were all.
- 1:56:06Speaker 8: Crisis after settlement they got they were awarded a on
- 1:56:10Speaker 8: paper settlement. Does Alex Jones have a billion dollars? Well
- 1:56:13Speaker 8: not according to Alex Jones both like.
- 1:56:17Speaker 2: You only pay it when you get a billion dollars together,
- 1:56:19Speaker 2: Like did they not? Does he did he pay? He
- 1:56:22Speaker 2: didn't have anything.
- 1:56:23Speaker 8: I'm sure they've garnished his wages.
- 1:56:25Speaker 2: He could find he had some money, didn't you have
- 1:56:27Speaker 2: to just turn that? I'm not sure how that settlement
- 1:56:29Speaker 2: stuff works, Like I'm doing door.
- 1:56:33Speaker 8: Yeah, like you said, it doesn't just magically you don't.
- 1:56:35Speaker 2: Have you don't have a billion dollars, but you got
- 1:56:38Speaker 2: twenty million dollars, right, Like you have to hand over
- 1:56:41Speaker 2: the twenty million and now it's like you know, yeah
- 1:56:44Speaker 2: right right, put.
- 1:56:45Speaker 8: It on my job.
- 1:56:46Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:56:46Speaker 9: We haven't heard from him in a while either.
- 1:56:48Speaker 7: He's around well, according to Google, he hasn't paid anything yet.
- 1:56:52Speaker 9: Yeah, surprising.
- 1:56:54Speaker 2: Give me one more example one that uh it's got
- 1:56:58Speaker 2: like a high one the ten score like you, I
- 1:57:00Speaker 2: think is real believable.
- 1:57:02Speaker 9: Okay, hold on, let me find one. Not the Denver Airport,
- 1:57:06Speaker 9: big Pharma, the Jackson still ugh.
- 1:57:11Speaker 10: Oh m.
- 1:57:12Speaker 9: K Ultra mind control y'all ever heard of this?
- 1:57:14Speaker 20: Uh?
- 1:57:14Speaker 2: Huh mk ultra mind control?
- 1:57:17Speaker 9: This as well as the Roswell incident cover up another
- 1:57:19Speaker 9: alien one, okay, but the mind control one. It alleges
- 1:57:23Speaker 9: that there's a real CIA program that fuels the belief
- 1:57:26Speaker 9: that the government has perfected mind control and they use it,
- 1:57:30Speaker 9: but they're not letting us know about it.
- 1:57:31Speaker 8: I mean they they I think they were working on
- 1:57:33Speaker 8: it for a long time.
- 1:57:34Speaker 7: I don't know did they succeed in anybody?
- 1:57:36Speaker 9: I believe they have succeeded, and they're keeping it from
- 1:57:39Speaker 9: us and certain people. If you tap into yourself, you
- 1:57:43Speaker 9: can have mind control as well. But yes, I do think. Wow,
- 1:57:46Speaker 9: I do think ten out of ten the government knows mine.
- 1:57:49Speaker 6: Well.
- 1:57:49Speaker 7: Do you just mean like brainwashing like through like sleep
- 1:57:52Speaker 7: deprivation and that, or.
- 1:57:55Speaker 9: Just like straight up controlling reality?
- 1:57:58Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:57:59Speaker 9: Or sim relation theory. That's another one of my favorites.
- 1:58:06Speaker 2: In the simulation.
- 1:58:07Speaker 8: Yeah, like we're just some kids video game.
- 1:58:09Speaker 9: Yeah, like maybe when we die, like I'll wake up
- 1:58:11Speaker 9: and I'll be like, oh, I was just playing a
- 1:58:12Speaker 9: game that was.
- 1:58:13Speaker 7: Yeah, when there's war. It's just that our game is
- 1:58:15Speaker 7: getting boring and they have to.
- 1:58:17Speaker 6: I was in the timeline where Mandela died in the nineties.
- 1:58:21Speaker 6: Oh wait one, yeah, the Mendela effect.
- 1:58:25Speaker 9: I thought that applied to everything or was it just man.
- 1:58:28Speaker 6: Two different simulations?
- 1:58:30Speaker 2: Yeah? Five five nine. Water vapor does not linger the
- 1:58:33Speaker 2: way that kem trails do. Come on, see, thank you?
- 1:58:36Speaker 8: What an idiot I am that every single literally every
- 1:58:39Speaker 8: single jet is configured to spray these things, and no
- 1:58:43Speaker 8: one's ever like looked at one and say.
- 1:58:45Speaker 2: By the way, the pilot at the altitude that the
- 1:58:48Speaker 2: water does that is so it's so cold up there,
- 1:58:51Speaker 2: like it's like like when you when you see like
- 1:58:53Speaker 2: serious clouds, it's worked then exactly, like what do you
- 1:58:59Speaker 2: think clouds are? But that's who's linger.
- 1:59:03Speaker 8: Yeah, that's God's yea, I never know cancer cloud.
- 1:59:08Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Morgan, appreciate your thoughts on conspiracies. If
- 1:59:12Speaker 2: you have any other ones that you'd like to run
- 1:59:13Speaker 2: by Morgan, you just text over and she could text
- 1:59:15Speaker 2: you back with what she gives on scale of one
- 1:59:17Speaker 2: to ten. And then after the break this alien documentary,
- 1:59:22Speaker 2: as Seba had mentioned that so many people are talking about. Yeah,
- 1:59:24Speaker 2: Bill Maher and all these different people have been discussing this.
- 1:59:28Speaker 9: Bob Blazar probably he's.
- 1:59:29Speaker 8: Not in this one actually because they don't want his
- 1:59:31Speaker 8: stank on it.
- 1:59:31Speaker 2: Right, So if you're in the aliens, oh boy, yeah,
- 1:59:41Speaker 2: is there a documentary for you? Yeah?
- 1:59:43Speaker 8: And I was made aware of it because, like I said,
- 1:59:44Speaker 8: it started getting a lot of major media attention called
- 1:59:46Speaker 8: the Age of Disclosure. Now it got media attention from
- 1:59:50Speaker 8: the usual types and by.
- 1:59:51Speaker 2: That I mean menace. Yeah, guys so hot and talk
- 1:59:55Speaker 2: about aliens.
- 1:59:56Speaker 6: I actually I have not watched this, but I have
- 1:59:58Speaker 6: heard a lot of.
- 1:59:59Speaker 8: It because I was a lot of chatter one weekend minutes.
- 2:00:02Speaker 8: You just didn't get high and turn on an Age
- 2:00:03Speaker 8: of Disclosure.
- 2:00:04Speaker 2: Because you love all the alien stuff. Did you watch this?
- 2:00:07Speaker 8: I have not watched this yet because it's it's Bill Maher,
- 2:00:10Speaker 8: it's Joe Rogan, it's all those guys. But then I
- 2:00:12Speaker 8: started here, like where Amazon Prime because it's parnt only
- 2:00:16Speaker 8: they have to pay. Though luckily I have a lot
- 2:00:18Speaker 8: of credits from delayed deferring the deliveries. I got a discount,
- 2:00:21Speaker 8: so Agent Disclosure. I heard of sports radio talking about man,
- 2:00:25Speaker 8: there's a lot of really interesting stuff on this Age
- 2:00:26Speaker 8: of Disclosure, So I said, okay, fine, I'm gonna finally
- 2:00:28Speaker 8: look at this.
- 2:00:29Speaker 2: And it is.
- 2:00:30Speaker 8: It's the next level of documentaries as far as this
- 2:00:33Speaker 8: because it's very high, it's very slick. It's produced by
- 2:00:35Speaker 8: an actual Hollywood producer, guy did Ready Player one and
- 2:00:38Speaker 8: a bunch of other movies.
- 2:00:39Speaker 2: Wow, that's why it looks so good.
- 2:00:42Speaker 8: But Age of Disclosure is the reason it's different is
- 2:00:45Speaker 8: it gets real government people like Marco Rubio when he
- 2:00:48Speaker 8: was still a senator, was interviewed for this, and they're
- 2:00:51Speaker 8: the main guy though, is called lou Elizondo. And he
- 2:00:54Speaker 8: claims it's just true that he worked for some kind
- 2:00:57Speaker 8: of government program and their purpose was who find UAPs,
- 2:01:01Speaker 8: which is the word everyone uses now unidentified aerial phenomenon,
- 2:01:04Speaker 8: and to see what that was. Okay, it might be
- 2:01:07Speaker 8: spy balloons, it might be you know, spy planes, it
- 2:01:10Speaker 8: could be its space, could be aliens. So that's where
- 2:01:14Speaker 8: this documentary section.
- 2:01:15Speaker 2: Would be a crackhead.
- 2:01:18Speaker 8: More cases or eleprechon. But so that is big, long
- 2:01:21Speaker 8: list of guys, and they set it up like this.
- 2:01:23Speaker 15: I spent eleven years in the US Navy as a
- 2:01:25Speaker 15: fighter pilot.
- 2:01:26Speaker 2: For eighteen years I flew fighters for the United States Navy.
- 2:01:28Speaker 8: I spent twenty years working in the US intelligence community.
- 2:01:32Speaker 6: I served as the fourth Director of National Intelligence.
- 2:01:36Speaker 8: So they got a lot of official, actual government people.
- 2:01:39Speaker 8: Here's the problem. They don't provide any new evidence shock it.
- 2:01:43Speaker 8: It's a lot of well I saw or I heard,
- 2:01:45Speaker 8: or this thing or this blurry video, et cetera, et cetera.
- 2:01:48Speaker 8: Nothing in the age of disclosure is new. It's it's
- 2:01:51Speaker 8: basically the past fifty nothing new disclosed exactly. But it's
- 2:01:55Speaker 8: it's interviews that people, well I saw something I couldn't
- 2:01:57Speaker 8: explain does that mean it's aliens. No, it's just high
- 2:02:00Speaker 8: production repackaging exactly. There's a lot of congressional you know,
- 2:02:03Speaker 8: hearings that have already happened that we already know about.
- 2:02:06Speaker 8: And the big the big trend these days is military
- 2:02:10Speaker 8: videos that show blurry stuff real far away. Somehow in
- 2:02:14Speaker 8: the past eighty years of aliens, they've always been blurry.
- 2:02:18Speaker 8: As Mitch Hedberg said, maybe Bigfoot is just blur Is
- 2:02:21Speaker 8: that just part.
- 2:02:21Speaker 2: Of their technology? I mean it can be think about
- 2:02:26Speaker 2: those things you can get to cover your license plates
- 2:02:28Speaker 2: or license plates now when the cameras take a picture
- 2:02:32Speaker 2: of them and it makes the blurr so you can't really.
- 2:02:34Speaker 8: Identify inadvertently now that so they go through a list
- 2:02:38Speaker 8: of like, right, well, here's the thing. They go through
- 2:02:40Speaker 8: a list of like the top six things about these
- 2:02:42Speaker 8: aliens that they are they're part of what they do,
- 2:02:45Speaker 8: and number three is observables.
- 2:02:48Speaker 2: Hit the clip three there.
- 2:02:50Speaker 21: The next observable is low observability is.
- 2:02:56Speaker 2: Not being observable. So the reason they're always blurry is
- 2:03:00Speaker 2: made it they yeah.
- 2:03:05Speaker 9: Here on the show at the time, so.
- 2:03:07Speaker 8: Right, right, So that's that's it's like that's a very tricky,
- 2:03:09Speaker 8: not not so tricky out for everybody. Well, the reason
- 2:03:12Speaker 8: you can't get hard evidence on them is they don't
- 2:03:13Speaker 8: want you to get hard.
- 2:03:16Speaker 2: Is low observability.
- 2:03:22Speaker 6: But these are going so fast. But that's you can
- 2:03:24Speaker 6: get a photo. Have you tried to take a photo
- 2:03:26Speaker 6: in the dark?
- 2:03:27Speaker 2: Thank you? Thank you?
- 2:03:28Speaker 8: Uh, That's what Elon's been saying for years. It's like
- 2:03:30Speaker 8: our cameras are now literally a million times better than
- 2:03:33Speaker 8: like the technology they had in the forties. Everyone has
- 2:03:36Speaker 8: ten times that technology in their pocket.
- 2:03:38Speaker 2: But yet yeah, photos the same. Yeah, but we still
- 2:03:40Speaker 2: don't have a clear shot of aliens.
- 2:03:41Speaker 3: Right.
- 2:03:41Speaker 2: I wonder why I could take a decent picture of
- 2:03:43Speaker 2: the moon at night on my iPhone.
- 2:03:46Speaker 8: Well, and so here's but they do parse specific because
- 2:03:50Speaker 8: it's easy to like talk generalities, because that's what they
- 2:03:53Speaker 8: do in this whole movie is talk generalities. But they
- 2:03:54Speaker 8: but there are specific things, and one of them is
- 2:03:57Speaker 8: this Puerto Rican incident where we have from a helicopter
- 2:04:01Speaker 8: of what looks like this thing doing stuff that's physically impossible.
- 2:04:05Speaker 8: Here's again then breaking that down.
- 2:04:07Speaker 22: In the Aguadilla, Puerto Rico case, a DNHS helicopter caught
- 2:04:11Speaker 22: the spherical object flying, It entered the water and exited
- 2:04:15Speaker 22: the water, so trans medium without losing any velocity.
- 2:04:19Speaker 19: It goes into the ocean and makes no splash or
- 2:04:22Speaker 19: wake at seventy four miles per hour. I calculated how
- 2:04:25Speaker 19: much force you would require just to propel a basketball
- 2:04:28Speaker 19: under the water at seventy four miles per hour, and
- 2:04:29Speaker 19: you would need a Bezo seven rocket motor or two
- 2:04:32Speaker 19: learjet engines that would turn the water up like crazy.
- 2:04:35Speaker 15: So this is a technology that's frictionless.
- 2:04:39Speaker 6: That's interesting.
- 2:04:40Speaker 8: So they're talking about it's one of the many videos
- 2:04:42Speaker 8: of that's it's black and white inf for red and
- 2:04:44Speaker 8: it shows a flurry thing in the background. Well, here's
- 2:04:47Speaker 8: the problem is people have actually broken down what that
- 2:04:50Speaker 8: video is and it doesn't show something go a here
- 2:04:52Speaker 8: miles an hour. It shows a like a lit up
- 2:04:54Speaker 8: lantern going eight miles an hour because it's parallax was
- 2:05:00Speaker 8: So the other thing is like what a lot of
- 2:05:01Speaker 8: these things they like, you see, what, how's that thing
- 2:05:03Speaker 8: flying so fast and it's going Well, if you are
- 2:05:06Speaker 8: if you're in a moving object, let's say a helicopter
- 2:05:08Speaker 8: or a plane, and you have locked on something like
- 2:05:11Speaker 8: let's just hold your finger out in front of your
- 2:05:12Speaker 8: face and you're turning, but you're looking locked onto that thing.
- 2:05:17Speaker 8: Well the background looks like it's flying by.
- 2:05:20Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 2:05:21Speaker 6: That's and you're going side beside pretty fast.
- 2:05:25Speaker 22: I don't know, but.
- 2:05:25Speaker 8: See that's why some of these videos like, well things
- 2:05:27Speaker 8: move it so fast? Well not really, it's just it's
- 2:05:29Speaker 8: a moving object is flocked onto something and it's flying.
- 2:05:33Speaker 8: So none of these geniuses came up with that answer. Well,
- 2:05:35Speaker 8: it's basic trigonometry. And by the way, that's here's the thing,
- 2:05:38Speaker 8: gena is you can come up with that answer. Many
- 2:05:40Speaker 8: people have come up with that answer. You can go
- 2:05:42Speaker 8: and look. All of these videos are easily debunked. So
- 2:05:44Speaker 8: it just didn't come up in that movie.
- 2:05:45Speaker 2: Right.
- 2:05:46Speaker 8: They don't want that answer, so they don't go looking
- 2:05:48Speaker 8: for it, even though it's right in front of their face. Anyway,
- 2:05:51Speaker 8: So age of disclosure here. Here's what they say is
- 2:05:53Speaker 8: that we've been on the inside because we just heard
- 2:05:56Speaker 8: a bunch of fighter pilots and researchers and so on
- 2:05:59Speaker 8: and so forth, and they say it cliped number four
- 2:06:02Speaker 8: here that if only you'd seen what they seen, we'd.
- 2:06:05Speaker 2: Be believers too.
- 2:06:07Speaker 21: We had access to some of the most sensitive videos
- 2:06:11Speaker 21: in the Department of Defense inventory. If you could be
- 2:06:13Speaker 21: in my shoes and see what I've seen in folks
- 2:06:16Speaker 21: like Jay Stratton, there would be zero shadow of a
- 2:06:20Speaker 21: doubt that these things are real and they are not
- 2:06:23Speaker 21: made by humans.
- 2:06:24Speaker 6: Okay, So I do have a question for you. So
- 2:06:26Speaker 6: all the videos that have been released by the government
- 2:06:29Speaker 6: and things like that, would you honestly believe that we're
- 2:06:33Speaker 6: looking at in those.
- 2:06:34Speaker 2: Videos, we are looking at things like weather balloons, things
- 2:06:38Speaker 2: like a lantern That was because by the way, that
- 2:06:40Speaker 2: that Puerto Rico video, for instance, just happened to be
- 2:06:42Speaker 2: right down the shore from a resort where they light
- 2:06:45Speaker 2: up lanterns.
- 2:06:50Speaker 6: But let's say the government videos that things are in
- 2:06:52Speaker 6: the sky like way high up, going extually fast.
- 2:06:55Speaker 8: But see they're not. There's a lot all of that
- 2:06:57Speaker 8: came like there was one. There was one where it
- 2:07:00Speaker 8: was like there are these there's these glowing triangles in
- 2:07:03Speaker 8: the sky that are moving faster.
- 2:07:04Speaker 2: Than you could possibly imagine.
- 2:07:05Speaker 8: Well, it just turns out when you put a light
- 2:07:07Speaker 8: vision or a night vision camera in front of a
- 2:07:10Speaker 8: telescope there the aperture of that is triangle shaped and
- 2:07:13Speaker 8: it'll pop up and like those are just stars actually
- 2:07:16Speaker 8: that are doing that.
- 2:07:16Speaker 2: So a lot of these.
- 2:07:17Speaker 8: Things that you say are like, oh, it's going forty
- 2:07:19Speaker 8: thousand miles per hour, that's just video artifacts. There's no
- 2:07:22Speaker 8: actual radar on any of these things that actually show
- 2:07:25Speaker 8: those real objects moving in the way that they describe.
- 2:07:28Speaker 2: All, right, age of disclosure.
- 2:07:31Speaker 8: Now here's the problem is idiot scientists like me are
- 2:07:35Speaker 8: out here debunking and that.
- 2:07:36Speaker 2: You know, fun takes all the fun.
- 2:07:38Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, And that's say that gives these people, these leakers,
- 2:07:42Speaker 8: a stigma problem.
- 2:07:44Speaker 21: The deception campaign to create stigma was so successful it
- 2:07:49Speaker 21: actually inadvertently created a new unforeseen problem, stigma. How can
- 2:07:54Speaker 21: we expect to maintain a strategic advantage when ninety nine
- 2:07:59Speaker 21: point nine nine nine percent of all scientists here in
- 2:08:01Speaker 21: this country don't even think it's real?
- 2:08:05Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, well, how can we research all this technology
- 2:08:10Speaker 8: that doesn't exist if all the real scientists won't look
- 2:08:12Speaker 8: into it? Because the real scientists are working on real
- 2:08:17Speaker 8: science at SpaceX, Apple and Carder.
- 2:08:22Speaker 2: They don't need to be the dad who's looking for
- 2:08:23Speaker 2: monsters under the little girl's bed, right because.
- 2:08:25Speaker 8: The actual real science is being done by actual, real scientists,
- 2:08:29Speaker 8: And you are a handful of crackpots.
- 2:08:30Speaker 6: Okay, so what's more likely? Bigfoot are an alien?
- 2:08:35Speaker 8: Bigfoot? Quite frankly?
- 2:08:37Speaker 2: Well, finally, what if? Okay, so let's say.
- 2:08:39Speaker 8: Maybe it's not aliens, Maybe it's actually under the sea.
- 2:08:44Speaker 2: Talking about sea aliens? Thank you, because we've only explored
- 2:08:49Speaker 2: what percentage menace?
- 2:08:50Speaker 6: Oh like that in the forest, Like I don't know
- 2:08:53Speaker 6: ten percent?
- 2:08:54Speaker 8: So where would you hide if you're an alien?
- 2:08:56Speaker 21: Is it possible that whatever we're seeing is from out there?
- 2:09:02Speaker 2: It's from down there? Are we looking at an entire
- 2:09:06Speaker 2: world underneath the water?
- 2:09:09Speaker 17: And I think it's very safe to say that was
- 2:09:11Speaker 17: so much of the ocean volume unexplored and the seafloor
- 2:09:14Speaker 17: unmapped that if any intelligence were to arrive here and
- 2:09:19Speaker 17: not want to be detected, it would stay in the ocean.
- 2:09:22Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I go.
- 2:09:26Speaker 7: Everything's post is a question, so they don't have to
- 2:09:28Speaker 7: take any responsibility.
- 2:09:30Speaker 2: It's all like what if and shouldn't we? And how could?
- 2:09:32Speaker 8: Again? The guy behind this is lou Elizondo, and he's
- 2:09:35Speaker 8: perfect for this because he's a giant, fat ass. But
- 2:09:38Speaker 8: he's built to do because he's built like Alex Jones.
- 2:09:40Speaker 2: That's why. And these guys.
- 2:09:41Speaker 8: When you're that big and you have those big arms,
- 2:09:43Speaker 8: you love wearing skin tight V neck t shirts that
- 2:09:45Speaker 8: show off your arms but also your barrel gut.
- 2:09:48Speaker 2: Texan came man, I saw UFO one. So I was
- 2:09:50Speaker 2: looking up at the sky. Saw a white wall of
- 2:09:52Speaker 2: light was flying through the sky pretty slowly. I assumed
- 2:09:55Speaker 2: it was a helicopter. Into the light, expanded into a
- 2:09:57Speaker 2: big circle, trunk back down, then zoom back into the sky.
- 2:10:01Speaker 2: The proof right there. Only we had a video of that.
- 2:10:04Speaker 8: I wish I would have seen that. So this again,
- 2:10:06Speaker 8: age of disclosure, that disclosure, I should say. See, they're
- 2:10:10Speaker 8: going to try to shame people like me into believing
- 2:10:12Speaker 8: them right here.
- 2:10:13Speaker 21: How can any one organization, institution, religion, or government control
- 2:10:18Speaker 21: that or censor that or gatekeep that. No one has
- 2:10:23Speaker 21: the right to keep fundamental truths away from the American
- 2:10:27Speaker 21: people and humanity.
- 2:10:29Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, sure, How would you like to be the
- 2:10:32Speaker 2: guy scoring this? Oh yeah, I need to find his
- 2:10:36Speaker 2: like ominous drone. But he right there, he's revealing his
- 2:10:40Speaker 2: heart and beat you know, tempo.
- 2:10:42Speaker 8: Because again it's it's how somehow only the governments are
- 2:10:44Speaker 8: getting their hands on this. And again now that everyone
- 2:10:46Speaker 8: in that not that everyone has twice the technology that
- 2:10:48Speaker 8: we had eighty years ago. How does some random farmer
- 2:10:51Speaker 8: in China not find a crash if they found it
- 2:10:53Speaker 8: at area fifty one?
- 2:10:54Speaker 2: Right? They only come to America for some and only for.
- 2:10:56Speaker 8: Our government to see whereever.
- 2:10:57Speaker 2: So weird.
- 2:10:58Speaker 8: But let's just say this, if louel on to this
- 2:11:00Speaker 8: big fat piece of garbage he goes missing, you know
- 2:11:03Speaker 8: what happened.
- 2:11:04Speaker 2: That's right.
- 2:11:05Speaker 21: If I wind up in a month from now floating
- 2:11:07Speaker 21: in the potomach somewhere, you know what happened.
- 2:11:10Speaker 2: You know what happened. This is the truth. What else
- 2:11:13Speaker 2: you want to know? He wanted to sell his documentary,
- 2:11:17Speaker 2: he kill himself and put himself in the river. If
- 2:11:20Speaker 2: he really wanted to sell the whole.
- 2:11:21Speaker 8: Thing, Yeah, commit to thee. They won't kill him because
- 2:11:24Speaker 8: they know that's what they He.
- 2:11:24Speaker 2: Would say, we need him. He used to kill himself. Yeah,
- 2:11:27Speaker 2: by what I'm saying, like he would figure out a
- 2:11:28Speaker 2: way to make sure that he was dead and in
- 2:11:30Speaker 2: the risk.
- 2:11:31Speaker 7: And there are there are stories coming up of all
- 2:11:33Speaker 7: these NASA scientists being disappeared.
- 2:11:36Speaker 8: So one of them. Okay, so yeah, don't waste your money.
- 2:11:39Speaker 8: Age of disclosure.
- 2:11:40Speaker 2: Not for free.
- 2:11:40Speaker 8: You have to buy it on Amazona.
- 2:11:41Speaker 15: Don't do it to watch it in sensitivity training for
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- 2:13:01Speaker 5: Yeah, adulting is nothing more than pretending to understand taxes.
- 2:13:07Speaker 5: That's all it is.
- 2:13:08Speaker 2: I don't even pretend. Really, That's why I hire somebody.
- 2:13:12Speaker 2: I'm not doing these But even when they tell you, hey,
- 2:13:14Speaker 2: who's your deductible, it sounds good. And if they ever
- 2:13:19Speaker 2: came to talk to me about it, like, hey, talk
- 2:13:20Speaker 2: to this guy I hired him, Yeah, not my problem. Yeah.
- 2:13:25Speaker 2: It's like when the mechanic tries to explain something to
- 2:13:27Speaker 2: your like, sure, oh that guy good cool? Yes for good? Right.
- 2:13:31Speaker 2: I thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so
- 2:13:35Speaker 2: much for giving the show some of your valuable time
- 2:13:37Speaker 2: this morning. You know we love and appreciate you for that.
- 2:13:39Speaker 2: The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
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