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- 0:01Speaker 1: The 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, did you see
- 0:04Speaker 1: me out there yesterday on them rivers? You were. I was, dude.
- 0:08Speaker 1: I was on them rivers.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:10Speaker 1: Did you throw any worms in or anything? No, no.
- 0:13Speaker 1: I wasn't fishing.
- 0:14Speaker 3: I was just relaxing, having a good time. Yeah, Pittsburgh
- 0:18Speaker 3: Boat Rentals down there in McKees Rocks. You know our
- 0:21Speaker 3: buddy Nate, the crazy Italian guy?
- 0:22Speaker 1: That's his people.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 0:25Speaker 3: So some friends of ours, John and Sherry, they rented
- 0:27Speaker 3: a little pontoon boat yesterday. You guys want to come out?
- 0:30Speaker 3: Just go up and down the rivers? You took it
- 0:32Speaker 3: all the way down by Kennywood, didn't you?
- 0:34Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. We were all over the place, dude. Up
- 0:36Speaker 1: and down.
- 0:37Speaker 3: I'm telling you, in about maybe a week, oh, when
- 0:41Speaker 3: the leaves are peak, they look nice now. You don't
- 0:44Speaker 3: think about it because you think, ah, too chilly. Get
- 0:47Speaker 3: out there on them rivers.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Look at the leaves. Fall on the rivers?
- 0:51Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling you, falling on the rivers is nice.
- 0:53Speaker 3: It was a nice, relaxing Monday yesterday. You didn't catch
- 0:57Speaker 3: Michael Pittman out there?
- 0:58Speaker 1: Nah, I didn't. Reeling him in, did you? Man, actually,
- 1:01Speaker 1: you know what? Did you take a look for him?
- 1:03Speaker 1: There was a solo.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Fisherman at one time that I was eyeing up, thinking
- 1:07Speaker 3: that it might have been him.
- 1:10Speaker 1: But then I just thought, no. Not everybody out here
- 1:13Speaker 1: fishing is Michael Pittman. You never know.
- 1:16Speaker 3: I'm like, that guy looks pretty big. Could be an
- 1:18Speaker 3: NFL player. No, it's just a big guy fishing. No,
- 1:20Speaker 3: it's all right.
- 1:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. It was weird.
- 1:23Speaker 3: And then, you know, there was like about five or
- 1:25Speaker 3: six of us on the boat, and we just sort
- 1:27Speaker 3: of all looked around and go, hey.
- 1:29Speaker 1: Middle of the afternoon on a Monday, we're just hanging
- 1:31Speaker 1: out in the rivers. There you go.
- 1:32Speaker 3: What a bunch of losers. Do we have jobs? And
- 1:35Speaker 3: we all just laugh. Yeah, they're all skydivers and stuff
- 1:38Speaker 3: like that. So, you know, it ain't so bad. Works, works.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a nice afternoon out on the rivers.
- 1:44Speaker 3: Hey, you know our buddy Bob from Oakmont who leaves
- 1:47Speaker 3: us messages all the time, usually after Steelers games, asks us, hey,
- 1:52Speaker 3: why ain't it coming down?
- 1:53Speaker 1: Why ain't it coming down?
- 1:55Speaker 3: He always wants us to go to the American Legion
- 1:56Speaker 3: in Oakmont. Bob from Oakmont wants to talk to us
- 1:59Speaker 3: about french fries. We will get to that coming up next. Also,
- 2:03Speaker 3: your chance to win $ 1, 000 around 9-10 this morning.
- 2:05Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob. 96.1.
- 2:06Speaker 3: Kiss. Got a message from our buddy Bob from Oakmont
- 2:14Speaker 3: who has the number one show tick right now, I think.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Wayne's coming down.
- 2:20Speaker 3: He always wants us to go down to the American
- 2:22Speaker 3: Legion in Oakmont and drink after Steelers wins.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Hey, Wayne's coming down.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Wayne's coming down. I got a message from Bob from
- 2:31Speaker 3: Oakmont here. You can be part of the show. Send
- 2:33Speaker 3: your talkback messages in through the free iHeartRadio app when
- 2:36Speaker 3: you're streaming 96.1 KISS or the Mikey and Bob podcast
- 2:39Speaker 3: talkback messages.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Brought to us by our friends at One Team Media. Yo,
- 2:43Speaker 1: what do you say? What do you know? It's your
- 2:45Speaker 1: boy BFO.
- 2:46Speaker 3: Oh, man. What an intro there. What do you say
- 2:48Speaker 3: when you know it's your boy BFO?
- 2:50Speaker 1: It's Bob from Up Month. Oh, nailed it. Yeah. Just
- 2:54Speaker 1: getting off work here, and I got McDonald's, and I
- 2:56Speaker 1: got a question for you guys. McDonald's French fries.
- 2:59Speaker 3: On a city that averages a 10 to 15 minute
- 3:01Speaker 3: drive home, how much French fries.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Are going to be remaining when you get home? McDonald's
- 3:07Speaker 1: French fries. Okay. Because I just looked. I had about. Yeah.
- 3:11Speaker 3: I had about an eight-minute drive, and I crashed three-quarters
- 3:14Speaker 3: of them.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a rookie mistake.
- 3:15Speaker 4: But I feel like you got to get them while
- 3:16Speaker 4: they're hot, because sometimes you let them sit too much,
- 3:18Speaker 4: and they get in.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Yeah. Have a good one, boys.
- 3:20Speaker 3: Later. All right, Bob from Oakmont. Rookie mistake there, Bob.
- 3:24Speaker 3: You get a small fry for the way home, or
- 3:26Speaker 3: medium fry. That's the move right there. Do you do
- 3:31Speaker 3: secret fast food? Oh, I do secret fast food all
- 3:33Speaker 3: the time. Love a good secret fast food. Tastes better
- 3:36Speaker 3: when you're sneaking it, dude. I think I'm... The minority here,
- 3:40Speaker 3: I don't eat in my car ever. It drives me insane. Dude,
- 3:45Speaker 3: my wife or my kids in the car with me,
- 3:47Speaker 3: just like. They'll want something. They'll be like, we got
- 3:51Speaker 3: to wait until you get home.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, they almost know not to just ask now. Wow.
- 3:55Speaker 1: It's because I'm crazy. You've always been that way?
- 3:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Is it dad no eating in dad's car? No eating.
- 4:00Speaker 1: And you don't eat in the car either?
- 4:01Speaker 5: No.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Drinking's fine, though. You drink in the car. Drinking's fine, yeah.
- 4:05Speaker 1: No eating, though. No. It drives me crazy.
- 4:08Speaker 3: I eat like a cereal bar or a protein bar
- 4:11Speaker 3: every day on my way to work.
- 4:12Speaker 1: It crumbs in the Kia all over the place. I'm
- 4:14Speaker 1: just a weirdo, I guess. All right.
- 4:16Speaker 3: My wife hates it, too. Kids hate it. Okay, so you're...
- 4:20Speaker 3: I know I'm the problem. You're not sneaking the fries
- 4:23Speaker 3: then when you're leaving McDonald's taking a few off the top.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Not even touching them.
- 4:27Speaker 3: See, what you do is you get the food that
- 4:30Speaker 3: you ordered and you just throw in an extra small
- 4:32Speaker 3: or medium fry because you know, you know that you're
- 4:35Speaker 3: going to be a fry sniper on.
- 4:37Speaker 1: The way home.
- 4:38Speaker 3: Greasy fingers and fingerprints on things and salt and everything.
- 4:42Speaker 1: It drives me insane.
- 4:43Speaker 2: Jeez.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Drives me nuts.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Eaten in vehicles. Didn't know this was a spot for you, man.
- 4:48Speaker 6: I mean.
- 4:48Speaker 1: All right. Not me.
- 4:50Speaker 3: What in the James Cameron's going on here? Didn't know
- 4:52Speaker 3: you had this level of hate for eating in vehicles, but.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Not me, Bob from Oakmont.
- 4:57Speaker 3: Hey, Bob from Oakmont, next time you're on your way
- 4:59Speaker 3: home from work, you got to stop and get McDonald's
- 5:02Speaker 3: french fries. Just get yourself a smaller medium fry for
- 5:05Speaker 3: the way home.
- 5:06Speaker 1: A roadie? Yeah, it's Bob's Road Fries. That's what those are.
- 5:09Speaker 3: So then when you get home, you know, then you
- 5:11Speaker 3: got your whole regular fry to go because you had
- 5:14Speaker 3: Bob's Road Fries.
- 5:15Speaker 7: Just saying.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Just a little tip.
- 5:17Speaker 3: You buy road snacks? Like a bonus road snack? You
- 5:22Speaker 3: get a little something before you get home, you know?
- 5:24Speaker 3: You go to Taco Bell drive-thru, you know? How do
- 5:27Speaker 3: you eat Taco Bell while driving? You get a little
- 5:29Speaker 3: cinnamon twist or something for your way home, you know?
- 5:32Speaker 1: The cinnamon dust everywhere? Oh, my God! Get out of
- 5:36Speaker 1: my car.
- 5:37Speaker 3: Hey, let's check in with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account
- 5:39Speaker 3: coming up next. We got some things happening at Pumpkin Fest,
- 5:42Speaker 3: and there was also a stick battle in town.
- 5:45Speaker 1: That's coming up next. It's Mikey and Bob.
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- 6:28Speaker 3: out this morning, but it'll be another nice fall day
- 6:30Speaker 3: out today with highs in the upper sixties. It's Mikey
- 6:33Speaker 3: and Bob here on 96 one kiss. Let's check in
- 6:35Speaker 3: with the Pittsburgh police scanner account. Again, this is just
- 6:37Speaker 3: a couple of people listening to Pittsburgh police scanner. They
- 6:39Speaker 3: post about it on social media. It's the stuff that
- 6:43Speaker 3: might not make the news, but is still happening. In
- 6:47Speaker 3: and around our city, downtown at BNY Mellon, Callers with
- 6:50Speaker 3: Security says an employee got stuck in the revolving door.
- 6:54Speaker 9: Oh, no.
- 6:54Speaker 1: And they need a fire and EMS rescue to come help.
- 6:59Speaker 1: In the door? Yeah. Sometimes they get you.
- 7:03Speaker 3: You know those auto ones where it has an auto
- 7:06Speaker 3: stop on it? I don't like the auto ones. If
- 7:08Speaker 3: somebody touches the corner and the one in front of you,
- 7:10Speaker 3: all of a sudden it just comes to a screeching halt.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like them auto ones. I don't trust
- 7:15Speaker 1: the auto ones, you know?
- 7:16Speaker 3: You got to jump in and out of them because
- 7:18Speaker 3: it's just continuous moving. You're telling me you're not a
- 7:20Speaker 3: jumper or a continuous mover or something like that? You
- 7:23Speaker 3: can't get in those? Imagine you got stuck in one
- 7:27Speaker 3: of the revolving doors, man. The first thing I'm going
- 7:31Speaker 3: to do is go to the bathroom in the corner. Okay,
- 7:33Speaker 3: can you imagine that? Oh, establish a pee corner.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Don't know how long I'm going to be in there.
- 7:39Speaker 1: You got to treat it like a trapped elevator.
- 7:41Speaker 3: First thing you do, you get stuck, is just immediately
- 7:43Speaker 3: establish where the bathroom's at. Also happening in and around
- 7:47Speaker 3: our city is in the Strip District. Caller says somebody's
- 7:51Speaker 3: trying to park in the middle of Pumpkin Fest.
- 7:53Speaker 6: Come on.
- 7:54Speaker 3: They need help in getting them to leave or just
- 7:57Speaker 3: help in towing the car. Or an alternative, drop one
- 8:03Speaker 3: of them big pumpkins on the car. That's what should happen.
- 8:06Speaker 3: I don't know if that's where they drop the big pumpkins.
- 8:09Speaker 3: Parking like a jag?
- 8:10Speaker 1: Yeah. Here you go. If you park like a jag.
- 8:13Speaker 3: Up close and personal with a pumpkin.
- 8:15Speaker 1: We're going to pumpkin your car.
- 8:16Speaker 3: It should be carved like Spongebob.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Here you go.
- 8:19Speaker 3: Let me drop it from 30 feet. Don't even drop it.
- 8:22Speaker 3: If it's not one of the big giant pumpkins that
- 8:24Speaker 3: you can drop and crush a car with, just throw
- 8:27Speaker 3: a pumpkin through their front.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Windshield, you know? Who cares?
- 8:30Speaker 3: Shouldn't park there. These are the rules of Pumpkin Fest.
- 8:34Speaker 3: You should know better. Also happening in and around our city,
- 8:37Speaker 3: Strip District.
- 8:39Speaker 1: Oh, no, hold on. We just did Strip District. All right,
- 8:42Speaker 1: hold on. Let me try this again.
- 8:43Speaker 3: Also happening in and around our city, Bluff Second Avenue Commons.
- 8:48Speaker 3: Caller is a medic and says that he's watching two
- 8:51Speaker 3: groups of people Having a stick battle. Is he just
- 8:59Speaker 3: waiting for somebody to get... Is that code for something?
- 9:02Speaker 1: Deep-sticked? It's... I mean, he's a medic. He's watching. He's
- 9:12Speaker 1: waiting for something. Credentials are out. Yeah. He's like, hey,
- 9:15Speaker 1: I'm just waiting here. I know. I've seen a few
- 9:18Speaker 1: stick battles in my day. Don't worry. I'm on the scene.
- 9:21Speaker 3: I know what happens to the loser here, and I'm
- 9:24Speaker 3: going to need.
- 9:27Speaker 1: To be on scene. How does two people at one time?
- 9:31Speaker 3: Have sticks to where they're just, it doesn't say they're
- 9:34Speaker 3: kids or anything like that. It's like an adult stick. Well, actually,
- 9:39Speaker 3: people pay money for adult stick battles. What are you
- 9:42Speaker 3: doing in public where you can be selling it online?
- 9:45Speaker 3: That's what's happening in and around our city.
- 9:49Speaker 10: Ding!
- 9:49Speaker 3: All right, we will get to a local story about,
- 9:54Speaker 3: I'll just say, the Natty Daddy was arrested. Had to
- 9:58Speaker 3: do with the Shaler Police Department.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Wild local story. We'll get to that around 825.
- 10:02Speaker 3: Mike McCarthy talking about the Steelers going over to Paris
- 10:07Speaker 3: coming up next. And your chance at $ 1, 000 around 910.
- 10:09Speaker 3: It's Mikey and Bob.
- 10:12Speaker 1: The Mikey and Bob Podcast.
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- 10:30Speaker 3: Hey, Penguins, what are we doing here, Pens?
- 10:36Speaker 1: Come on, Pens.
- 10:37Speaker 3: Penguins lost again in Utah last night, 5-4. That's four
- 10:41Speaker 3: straight losses.
- 10:42Speaker 1: Don't do this, Penn.
- 10:44Speaker 3: They're 3-6-1 on the season right here.
- 10:47Speaker 1: It's a long, cold winter, Penguins. It is. We need you.
- 10:51Speaker 1: We need you. We need you, Penns.
- 10:53Speaker 3: They're back at home Thursday for a homestand. They're playing
- 10:57Speaker 3: the Florida Panthers. It's the pride game, too, for the Penns.
- 11:01Speaker 3: So you can buy a special ticket. The Pride hoodies
- 11:03Speaker 3: that they have designed for this year.
- 11:06Speaker 1: Are so cool looking. I mean, they won't fit either
- 11:08Speaker 1: one of us.
- 11:10Speaker 3: But they're pretty sweet if you want to buy a
- 11:12Speaker 3: special ticket for the Pride game on Thursday. And it's
- 11:16Speaker 3: great because the Kachuk brothers are on the Florida Panthers.
- 11:19Speaker 3: And it's great that they get to come to Pittsburgh
- 11:21Speaker 3: for the Pride game. By the way, speaking of the Penguins,
- 11:24Speaker 3: it's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Let's get
- 11:26Speaker 3: to this talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.
- 11:29Speaker 11: Mikey.
- 11:30Speaker 12: Bob.
- 11:31Speaker 13: So, since Sidney Crosby knows all about birds.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Yeah, we've established this.
- 11:37Speaker 3: He was on a podcast just talking about birdwatching before,
- 11:40Speaker 3: or a former Penguins player, like a teammate or something, said, yeah,
- 11:44Speaker 3: Sid's a birdwatcher.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He can spot birds in the wild.
- 11:48Speaker 13: Do you think he knows individual mating noises?
- 11:52Speaker 3: Nah, I don't think Sidney Crosby's here for the shenanigans
- 11:55Speaker 3: that me and Bob are. I think he's a serious birdwatcher,
- 11:58Speaker 3: where me and Bob will more so... Go to the
- 12:00Speaker 3: mating noises of the birds. He might know the calls. Yeah,
- 12:03Speaker 3: he knows the calls, I think. I don't know if
- 12:05Speaker 3: he knows the passion.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Okay. We do, though. We do. When it comes to
- 12:11Speaker 1: bird sex, that's us. If we're bird watching, it's two
- 12:16Speaker 1: different things.
- 12:18Speaker 3: Steelers are going to be in Paris. Of course, they
- 12:21Speaker 3: are taking on the New Orleans Saints tonight. in Paris
- 12:25Speaker 3: on Sunday. It's going to be 9.30 our time. There's
- 12:28Speaker 3: a six-hour time difference between Pittsburgh and Paris, so it's
- 12:32Speaker 3: going to be 3.30 over there. 9.30 in the morning
- 12:35Speaker 3: for us on Sunday. The Saints flew right over to
- 12:38Speaker 3: Paris already because they were in New York taking on
- 12:41Speaker 3: the Giants over the weekend, so the Saints are already
- 12:43Speaker 3: in there in Paris just hanging out. Steelers aren't going
- 12:47Speaker 3: until Thursday. Here was Mike McCarthy just talking about going
- 12:51Speaker 3: over there for Paris. Of course, there's some civil unrest.
- 12:54Speaker 3: There's some rioting that's been going on in Paris. 10
- 12:58Speaker 3: minutes of his press conference was just questions about Paris
- 13:01Speaker 3: and the safety and the rioting and everything yeah like
- 13:04Speaker 3: Mike McCarthy's making this call or something the.
- 13:06Speaker 14: Team is excited about playing over there but yes we're
- 13:10Speaker 14: in contact with the league we had a zoom call
- 13:12Speaker 14: today with the league office which is the normal protocol
- 13:16Speaker 14: before you go over there so it was with the
- 13:18Speaker 14: whole team So, you know, we feel like we have.
- 13:20Speaker 1: A really good plan.
- 13:21Speaker 14: We're aware of, you know, the situations over there and
- 13:24Speaker 14: have a lot of confidence.
- 13:26Speaker 1: In our plan. All right. Now, I have a question.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy's Zoom call. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like
- 13:33Speaker 1: he's the kind of guy who gets.
- 13:34Speaker 3: On a Zoom call and says, you know, pull me
- 13:36Speaker 3: at the beach. I think he's doing wacky Zoom call backgrounds.
- 13:41Speaker 3: What do you got here? Put me in the circus.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Where's Kit Kat here? Put me in the beach. Put
- 13:47Speaker 3: me in the beach. It's getting colder in Pittsburgh.
- 13:52Speaker 1: It's fall. I want to be at the beach. Put
- 13:54Speaker 1: me at the beach. Roger Goodell. Hey, Rog, guess where
- 13:58Speaker 1: I'm at? I'm at the beach.
- 13:59Speaker 3: I'm not.
- 14:00Speaker 1: I'm good. You think he gets Burt? Burt the Stealer's Piaga?
- 14:06Speaker 1: Set it up, Burt. Set it up. Hey, Burt, put
- 14:08Speaker 1: me at the beach again. I like that. Let's show
- 14:10Speaker 1: Raj where I'm at. Hey, Raj, I'm in Pittsburgh right now.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Can't you see? He's like, oh, look. Got us again, Mike.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Look straight there. I'm at the beach. Hey, by the way,
- 14:22Speaker 1: I just want to establish, we absolutely love Mike McCarthy.
- 14:26Speaker 3: Yeah. Be joking with Mike McCarthy because he is a
- 14:29Speaker 3: just big man that we want to hug, you know?
- 14:32Speaker 3: Love that the Steelers coach is a yinzer. He was asked,
- 14:34Speaker 3: why is the team leaving on Thursday when the Saints
- 14:37Speaker 3: are already over there?
- 14:38Speaker 1: You know, when the schedule comes out. You know, we're
- 14:39Speaker 1: on a seven-day week.
- 14:41Speaker 14: You know, whether you're playing in the Super Bowl or
- 14:44Speaker 14: you're playing in the Monday night.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Okay, hold on one second.
- 14:47Speaker 3: The barrage of you knows out of that, was there
- 14:50Speaker 3: like four in five?
- 14:52Speaker 1: All right, ready here?
- 14:53Speaker 14: You know, when the schedule comes out, you know, we're
- 14:55Speaker 14: on a seven-day week. You know, okay, there's three.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Flow here.
- 14:59Speaker 14: You know, whether you're playing in the Super Bowl or
- 15:00Speaker 14: you're playing in the Monday night. Monday night game that's,
- 15:03Speaker 14: you know, more than five, six hours, you know, in
- 15:05Speaker 14: the area. I mean, you look at all those things,
- 15:07Speaker 14: and the reality of it is I've always just tried
- 15:09Speaker 14: to stick to the basics, you know, the hydration, sleep,
- 15:12Speaker 14: just to make sure you give the men the best.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Opportunity to, you know, to prepare, to perform.
- 15:19Speaker 14: Yeah, we looked at both options, and we clearly feel
- 15:22Speaker 14: that this one and leaving Thursday is the best one
- 15:24Speaker 14: for us.
- 15:24Speaker 1: All right. Hey, you see this? I'm in Pittsburgh until Thursday. Yeah,
- 15:30Speaker 1: the weather's so good. Hey, Roger.
- 15:32Speaker 3: Eiffel Tower is behind me, but I'm not there. You
- 15:38Speaker 3: believe us? He's definitely doing Eiffel Tower background Zoom calls
- 15:42Speaker 3: this week.
- 15:43Speaker 1: Oui, oui, Roger Goodell. He's going to be on a
- 15:47Speaker 1: Zoom call tomorrow in a beret with, like, one of
- 15:51Speaker 1: those tiny black mustaches that curls over.
- 15:55Speaker 3: He's going to have, like, a Subway sub, but, like,
- 15:59Speaker 3: presented like a French baguette.
- 16:01Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, oh, Rog. All right. Hey, Mike McCarthy,
- 16:11Speaker 1: zoom call character. I like a lot. I like a lot.
- 16:14Speaker 2: All right.
- 16:15Speaker 3: We'll get to a today in free show history coming
- 16:17Speaker 3: up next around seven o'clock around eight 25 on the show.
- 16:22Speaker 3: We'll get to the local story from WPXI about a
- 16:25Speaker 3: Yinzer natty daddy who was arrested and your chance at
- 16:29Speaker 3: a thousand dollars around nine, 10 this morning. It's Mikey
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- 16:43Speaker 3: Bob is in the 2027 Kia Telluride. I'm in a
- 16:45Speaker 3: Kia Carnival 2027, both hybrids. Guess what I got to
- 16:49Speaker 3: do after the show today?
- 16:51Speaker 1: I got to get gas for the first time in
- 16:53Speaker 1: two weeks.
- 16:53Speaker 5: Wow.
- 16:54Speaker 3: First time since we've had our Kias. I actually have
- 16:56Speaker 3: to gas up. I'm about 30 miles until I'm empty.
- 16:59Speaker 1: Big day.
- 17:00Speaker 3: Yeah, got to fill it up for the first time.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Let me tell you, driving a hybrid right now, I'm
- 17:05Speaker 3: sure there's plenty of people who just have the electric
- 17:07Speaker 3: and the plug-in. It's a good time to not be
- 17:10Speaker 3: paying just regular for gas because.
- 17:14Speaker 1: How about you? How about those gas stations? We sure
- 17:17Speaker 1: got to get out there. How about those gas stations?
- 17:22Speaker 1: It's nice, though. The hybrid's nice. It is nice, too.
- 17:25Speaker 1: I like the way it sounds, too. It's nothing. What's
- 17:28Speaker 1: it sound like? It's nothing, dude. Oh, here comes the engine.
- 17:34Speaker 1: It's nothing. It's nothing.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Into a quick talkback message uh before we get to
- 17:38Speaker 3: today in freak show history uh you can send your
- 17:40Speaker 3: talkback messages through the free iheart radio app brought to
- 17:43Speaker 3: us by the pavement group hey.
- 17:44Speaker 13: Mikey bob cheryl from forest hills hey i have what's
- 17:48Speaker 13: probably a dumb question i keep listening to everybody wishing
- 17:51Speaker 13: bob happy birthday.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Yeah what's gonna happen when it's his actual birthday we're.
- 17:55Speaker 3: Not gonna be here because it's new year's day and
- 17:57Speaker 3: we don't work on bob's birthday because it's new year's
- 17:59Speaker 3: day and nobody's gonna be listening to our show on
- 18:01Speaker 3: new year's day so we're not here not gonna be
- 18:03Speaker 3: around yeah so that's when bob's birthday is and we
- 18:07Speaker 3: never work on bob's birthday we very rarely work on my.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Birthday too okay we're.
- 18:13Speaker 3: Here all right around seven o'clock it is time for
- 18:16Speaker 3: us to take you back to a moment in the
- 18:17Speaker 3: show that made us laugh made us smile it is
- 18:20Speaker 3: time for today in freak show history here we.
- 18:23Speaker 12: Go today in freak show history.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Today in freak show history.
- 18:35Speaker 3: I don't know if I'd ever want to steal a snake,
- 18:38Speaker 3: but I'd never want to steal one doing this.
- 18:42Speaker 10: Employees at a pet store in Rockwood are in disbelief
- 18:44Speaker 10: after watching this surveillance video of.
- 18:47Speaker 11: A man stealing a python by stuffing that giant snake.
- 18:51Speaker 1: In his pants.
- 18:52Speaker 3: I don't think stealing a python is ever a good idea,
- 18:55Speaker 3: but I feel like if you're going to steal a python,
- 18:58Speaker 3: you just.
- 18:59Speaker 1: Grab it and run. You don't have to put it
- 19:01Speaker 1: in your underwear.
- 19:02Speaker 3: The one place I would never want a python is
- 19:05Speaker 3: in my pants.
- 19:06Speaker 15: The man you are watching is trying to act normally.
- 19:09Speaker 15: But there is nothing normal about what happens next. He
- 19:12Speaker 15: walks up to a glass box containing Noodle, the four
- 19:15Speaker 15: and a half foot python.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Four and a half foot? Four and a half foot Noodle. Then, calmly, coolly,
- 19:23Speaker 1: stuffs the snake into his trousers. He's got a thick...
- 19:26Speaker 1: What kind of bulge did this man have? I don't know, man.
- 19:30Speaker 1: He's got a big noodle in his pants.
- 19:31Speaker 15: Employees didn't catch on to the caper until a buyer
- 19:34Speaker 15: came for the python.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Pythons are pretty thick, too. He's got a thick noodle
- 19:37Speaker 1: in his pants. Thick, yeah. Take it in!
- 19:42Speaker 3: This is the only time on the show where I
- 19:44Speaker 3: will be able to say, this man has a thick
- 19:46Speaker 3: noodle in his pants without it being... you know, really,
- 19:51Speaker 3: really inappropriate.
- 19:52Speaker 1: The Python's name is Noodle. He stole it down his pants,
- 19:55Speaker 1: got a noodle in his pants.
- 19:56Speaker 15: After failing to locate the Python, employees check the security
- 19:59Speaker 15: camera footage.
- 20:00Speaker 1: And then we saw the guy stealing them.
- 20:01Speaker 5: That guy's absolutely insane for not knowing the snake and
- 20:06Speaker 5: just putting it down the front of his pants because
- 20:07Speaker 5: that's a little bit dangerous.
- 20:09Speaker 1: Uh, yeah. Do you know the snake? Is it safer? Like,
- 20:11Speaker 1: is there.
- 20:12Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe if you're comfortable. Maybe if the
- 20:14Speaker 3: snake knows your smell.
- 20:15Speaker 1: A comfortable noodle?
- 20:16Speaker 3: I feel like the snake wouldn't know the smell down there, though. Like,
- 20:20Speaker 3: I mean.
- 20:20Speaker 1: I would hope not.
- 20:21Speaker 3: Unless you have your pet snake just sniffing your crotch
- 20:23Speaker 3: every day. I don't know what's happening here.
- 20:25Speaker 15: Yes, there is a snake in that man's pants, and
- 20:28Speaker 15: he is happy to see an employee at the register.
- 20:30Speaker 1: We're making jokes now about it all.
- 20:32Speaker 5: Python's normally like dark areas, so, I mean, he probably
- 20:35Speaker 5: wasn't freaking out.
- 20:36Speaker 1: I mean, of course. What do you mean the thing
- 20:38Speaker 1: wasn't freaking out? It's four and a half foot long.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Noodles in the pants. Of course it's freaking out.
- 20:43Speaker 3: It may be dark in there, but a snake ain't
- 20:47Speaker 3: used to going in a human's pants.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Free noodle. Hashtag free noodle.
- 20:53Speaker 5: So I think that's why it didn't really struggle.
- 20:56Speaker 15: Noodle only has teeth in the back of his mouth,
- 20:59Speaker 15: which could still pose problems.
- 21:00Speaker 1: It could definitely bite him.
- 21:01Speaker 5: So I couldn't imagine this sensitive area getting bit by
- 21:05Speaker 5: a snake.
- 21:06Speaker 1: So I don't, he's pretty brave.
- 21:07Speaker 5: I wouldn't stick a snake in my pants.
- 21:09Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Nice to hear from the expert there who
- 21:13Speaker 3: worked at the pet store.
- 21:14Speaker 15: Noodle street value is only about $ 100.
- 21:17Speaker 1: We're at noodle street value now.
- 21:19Speaker 15: I don't see any instructions on the snake cage, but
- 21:21Speaker 15: I imagine one of the things you assume people know
- 21:24Speaker 15: is do not put this in your pants.
- 21:26Speaker 5: You would think it's common knowledge not to open a tank,
- 21:28Speaker 5: let alone take.
- 21:29Speaker 1: It out and put it in your pants. All right,
- 21:31Speaker 1: so there you go.
- 21:31Speaker 3: If you learned anything from the show today, don't stick
- 21:35Speaker 3: a snake down your pants.
- 21:37Speaker 10: No nightmare.
- 21:40Speaker 3: Some guy got naked down in Florida but claimed that
- 21:43Speaker 3: he was art.
- 21:44Speaker 1: We will get to that story. What officer?
- 21:48Speaker 3: Coming up around 725 here. It's Mikey and Bob on
- 21:51Speaker 3: 96.1 KISS. Let's get to this talkback message real quick.
- 21:54Speaker 3: Send them through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us
- 21:56Speaker 3: by One Team Media.
- 21:57Speaker 13: Hey, Mikey and Bob. It's Laura. First of all, go
- 21:59Speaker 13: steal ours. And second of all, I don't know if
- 22:02Speaker 13: you guys have been yet, but the zoo does a
- 22:04Speaker 13: jack-o'-lantern extravaganza every year. And last night I went and
- 22:08Speaker 13: there was a huge jack-o'-lantern display with lights and they
- 22:13Speaker 13: were playing Renegade in the background. And me and my
- 22:15Speaker 13: son had such a good time getting hyped, especially after
- 22:18Speaker 13: that Steelers win.
- 22:19Speaker 12: Yes.
- 22:19Speaker 13: So you guys should check it out. Happy birthday, Bob.
- 22:22Speaker 1: It's not Bob's birthday. Thank you.
- 22:23Speaker 3: That's New Year's Day. I can't handle Renegade around pumpkins.
- 22:28Speaker 3: They set all the lights to Renegade.
- 22:30Speaker 1: I can't handle it. You rock on.
- 22:32Speaker 3: I can't handle any sort of pumpkin fall harvest display
- 22:36Speaker 3: with Renegade.
- 22:36Speaker 1: I'll start breaking the pumpkins. I can't handle Renegade. Don't
- 22:40Speaker 1: let my man in.
- 22:41Speaker 3: Don't let me around the pumpkins with Renegade. I get
- 22:44Speaker 3: way too hype. I start just smashing them all over
- 22:47Speaker 3: the place. Hey, you want to do a quick round
- 22:49Speaker 3: of Say Something Nice?
- 22:50Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
- 22:50Speaker 3: You can always send your Say Something Nice messages. We
- 22:53Speaker 3: know the world is a tough place for a lot
- 22:55Speaker 3: of us right now. There's a lot of bad stuff
- 22:57Speaker 3: going on. Can't even watch the news anymore because.
- 22:59Speaker 11: It's all bad.
- 22:59Speaker 3: Please share the good with us. We love the positivity.
- 23:02Speaker 3: It's time for you to say something nice.
- 23:03Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 23:04Speaker 8: Ooh-wee!
- 23:07Speaker 1: Say something nice. Say something nice. It's our friend Opal.
- 23:11Speaker 13: When you're in jail in.
- 23:15Speaker 1: Fog. She wants a fog warning, Bob, real quick. You
- 23:17Speaker 1: want to do a fog warning real quick? Fog! All right,
- 23:21Speaker 1: a little foggy out there maybe.
- 23:22Speaker 2: Also, I have to say something nice. There's my dog.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Nice dog.
- 23:26Speaker 2: But I wanted to say something nice to CJ from
- 23:30Speaker 2: the C & D Towing Company. He helped us out
- 23:33Speaker 2: a lot yesterday because I blew my tire up by Kennywood.
- 23:37Speaker 1: Oh, that sucks.
- 23:38Speaker 2: And it was pretty stressful. So him and to Sean
- 23:43Speaker 2: because Sean helped me out too. So thanks to them.
- 23:46Speaker 3: Hey, that's what Say Something Nice is all about right there.
- 23:48Speaker 3: Shout out to the tow truck drivers. You got flat
- 23:50Speaker 3: tire drivers. Shout out to people who helped you out
- 23:53Speaker 3: over by Kennywood. Say something nice. Say something nice. It's
- 24:01Speaker 3: our buddy JoJo.
- 24:02Speaker 2: Hey, boys.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Hope you're doing well.
- 24:04Speaker 12: I'm a food pantry director, and while every day is
- 24:07Speaker 12: a blessing and just thankful that I get to do this,
- 24:09Speaker 12: there's definitely some tough days, and today was one of
- 24:11Speaker 12: those days. Just a lot of things that were happening,
- 24:14Speaker 12: very extremely busy, and just definitely overwhelming. But I appreciate
- 24:18Speaker 12: you guys so much for what you guys do and
- 24:20Speaker 12: just being able to be a stress reliever for.
- 24:23Speaker 1: So many people.
- 24:23Speaker 3: All right, you're working at the food pantry, JoJo. You're
- 24:26Speaker 3: doing better than us. You're the one here.
- 24:29Speaker 1: You're the one to say something nice here.
- 24:30Speaker 12: I know times are hard right now, and that can
- 24:32Speaker 12: look different for a lot of people, but thank you
- 24:34Speaker 12: guys so much for being there for us and being
- 24:36Speaker 12: able to listen to you guys.
- 24:37Speaker 1: No, no, thank you, JoJo.
- 24:39Speaker 3: You work at the food pantry, JoJo.
- 24:41Speaker 1: It's you.
- 24:41Speaker 12: It really means a lot to the city and for
- 24:43Speaker 12: those that listen to you guys, especially during the crazy,
- 24:47Speaker 12: busy seasons that we all go through. I hope you
- 24:50Speaker 12: guys have a good rest of your day, a good
- 24:52Speaker 12: rest of your week. And Steelers.
- 24:54Speaker 1: There we go. See, that's what you get. Steelers. Steelers.
- 24:58Speaker 11: Ooh-wee!
- 25:01Speaker 3: Say something nice say something nice just be a little
- 25:05Speaker 3: kinder just be a little nicer don't know what people
- 25:08Speaker 3: are going through especially nowadays people are going through a
- 25:10Speaker 3: lot just filling up the gas tank is uh is
- 25:13Speaker 3: that's it's as easy as that going to the gas
- 25:16Speaker 3: station is a stressor for a lot of people right
- 25:18Speaker 3: now so you know say something nice be nice to
- 25:21Speaker 3: people out there if you want to say something nice
- 25:22Speaker 3: message you can always send it through the free iheart
- 25:24Speaker 3: radio app And we'll get you on the next round
- 25:27Speaker 3: to say something nice. Now, coming up next, we got
- 25:29Speaker 3: a naked guy down in Florida who just claimed, I'm art.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Not his name.
- 25:34Speaker 3: He just thought he was like an art exhibit. We'll
- 25:35Speaker 3: get to that around 725. There's a local story, a
- 25:39Speaker 3: guy calling himself basically, well, he wasn't calling himself anything, but...
- 25:45Speaker 3: We're calling him the Natty Daddy, okay? Because he was
- 25:49Speaker 3: doing some drinking. We'll get to that local story from
- 25:51Speaker 3: PXI around 825. Your chance at $ 1, 000 around 910. It's
- 25:55Speaker 3: Mikey and Bob.
- 25:56Speaker 1: 96.1.
- 25:56Speaker 3: Hey, I'm going to need to do some serious binging today,
- 26:01Speaker 3: and I don't know if I got it in me.
- 26:04Speaker 3: So tomorrow, the next episodes of Love is Blind, the
- 26:09Speaker 3: season on Netflix, it's in Boston right now.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Yeah, they're going to Mexico.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Oh, so we get the next, we get the vacation,
- 26:15Speaker 3: the honeymoon episodes then, right? You gotta catch up, man.
- 26:18Speaker 3: I know, I'm only one episode in. How many, there's five, right?
- 26:22Speaker 1: Yeah, first five.
- 26:22Speaker 3: Oh, there's no way I'm watching four episodes of Love
- 26:25Speaker 3: is Blind Boston today. I don't hate myself that much.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Tomorrow is six through eight, six, seven and eight tomorrow
- 26:32Speaker 3: on Netflix.
- 26:32Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96. One kiss.
- 26:35Speaker 3: You know, you know what else I got today, though?
- 26:37Speaker 3: There's a couple of us that are excited today.
- 26:40Speaker 13: All right.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Just let me have my little thing. Okay. I'll back up. Oh,
- 26:44Speaker 1: my gosh. NBA season kicks off today, baby.
- 26:49Speaker 3: Celtics Pistons at 3 p.m.
- 26:53Speaker 1: Afternoon hoops. 3 p.m.
- 26:55Speaker 3: Yeah, and then 76ers in the Knicks. Kickoff seems weird. Yeah, well,
- 27:00Speaker 3: it's not a kickoff either. It's basketball, Bob, which is
- 27:03Speaker 3: very Pittsburgh for you to call a 3 p.m.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Kickoff. It'd be a tip-off, bud.
- 27:08Speaker 3: They're now putting LeBron James on tonight, right? Oh, 7 p.m. Yeah,
- 27:12Speaker 3: it's prime time. It's Knicks. It's 76ers. LeBron James in Philly.
- 27:16Speaker 3: That happens tonight around 7 p.m.
- 27:19Speaker 1: All right.
- 27:20Speaker 3: There's always people down in Florida doing weird crap, and
- 27:24Speaker 3: sometimes they get naked.
- 27:25Speaker 1: It's time for a Florida story here. Attention all listeners
- 27:30Speaker 1: of The Freak Show. It's time to travel to the
- 27:33Speaker 1: Sunshine State.
- 27:34Speaker 2: Yes!
- 27:35Speaker 1: It happened again. It's another Florida story. Down in Florida
- 27:39Speaker 1: we go.
- 27:39Speaker 15: St.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Petersburg, Florida.
- 27:41Speaker 3: 43-year-old man was arrested after St. Petersburg officers said they
- 27:45Speaker 3: found him walking naked through a park around 7.30 in
- 27:48Speaker 3: the morning. They got the call, said, hey, there's a
- 27:52Speaker 3: naked guy walking through the park. Officer showed up. Early
- 27:56Speaker 3: bird gets the worm? No, that's not it at all, buddy.
- 28:00Speaker 3: I don't think that shows the worm.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Is that the Florida saying I was looking for? I
- 28:10Speaker 1: think it might.
- 28:11Speaker 3: Be different in Florida. Early bird doesn't just get the worm.
- 28:16Speaker 3: The early bird displays the worm.
- 28:18Speaker 1: 7.30 in the morning. Just put your pants on.
- 28:25Speaker 3: So this guy's walking around naked in a park when
- 28:29Speaker 3: police catch up to him and say, hey, bud, why
- 28:32Speaker 3: are you naked in a park in Florida at 7.30
- 28:35Speaker 3: in the morning?
- 28:36Speaker 1: He said he was part of a naked art exhibit.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Got to be honest. It's not a bad thing to
- 28:43Speaker 1: tell the cops there, right? A Florida man memorial statue.
- 28:46Speaker 1: I'm fully nude.
- 28:48Speaker 16: I'm art.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Did he hop up on, like, a bench and pose?
- 28:53Speaker 3: Oh, man.
- 28:55Speaker 1: Bronze me, you know? I'm Art, officer. You're not going
- 29:01Speaker 1: to arrest me. I'm Art.
- 29:02Speaker 16: I'm Art.
- 29:03Speaker 1: I'm just naked. He then told officers he believed that
- 29:05Speaker 1: he was at a nude resort. All right, man.
- 29:08Speaker 3: You can't just throw all the naked stuff against the
- 29:11Speaker 3: wall and see what sticks.
- 29:11Speaker 1: Stick to your story, bud, okay? Yeah, I'm Art.
- 29:15Speaker 11: No.
- 29:16Speaker 1: What? Okay. I'm looking for naked kickball out here. I'm
- 29:20Speaker 1: at the resort, right? No, my name's Art. I'm at
- 29:23Speaker 1: a resort. It's a nudist resort. I got lost. I'm
- 29:26Speaker 1: off the reservation. I'm off the resort. So guess what?
- 29:30Speaker 1: No surprise.
- 29:30Speaker 3: The cops weren't believing that he was Art or that
- 29:34Speaker 3: he was part of a nudist colony. He was arrested
- 29:37Speaker 3: for indecent exposure. It is Florida making the show once again.
- 29:45Speaker 3: I didn't expect this at all. Cardi B absolutely tore
- 29:51Speaker 3: up her tiny desk.
- 29:52Speaker 1: Did you see that? I did not.
- 29:54Speaker 3: NPR, of course, does their series, the tiny desk. Mac
- 29:57Speaker 3: Miller with the greatest one of all time. But Cardi
- 29:59Speaker 3: B did really good tiny. I just wouldn't expect Cardi
- 30:02Speaker 3: B to just be able to rip a tiny desk
- 30:05Speaker 3: like that. You know, it's a good job. good breath
- 30:09Speaker 3: control every while she was rapping you know performer that
- 30:13Speaker 3: cardi b great job cardi b's on that tiny desk
- 30:16Speaker 3: i loved it uh it's mikey and bob here on
- 30:19Speaker 3: uh 96 one kiss as a toilet kid damien graced
- 30:22Speaker 3: your timeline yet bud since we've talked about him on
- 30:24Speaker 3: the show now no the algo hasn't caught me it
- 30:27Speaker 3: will Over the weekend, I started watching this kid flush toilets.
- 30:31Speaker 3: He has a Instagram, YouTube, all that. The Toilet Kid Damien.
- 30:35Speaker 3: He's a younger kid. Yesterday, I watched him flush toilets
- 30:39Speaker 3: outside in the dark while wearing a Shrek costume.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Listen, man, there's a lot of bad stuff.
- 30:44Speaker 3: Going on in the world. Being online is bad. Doom
- 30:49Speaker 3: scrolling is bad. Being chronically online is bad. Sometimes you
- 30:53Speaker 3: find something, though. That just sticks out where you're like, ah,
- 30:58Speaker 3: there is a little bit of pure joy.
- 31:01Speaker 1: And whimsy left in the world. How many toilets do
- 31:04Speaker 1: you think he has?
- 31:05Speaker 3: This kid's dad's got to be all over the city
- 31:09Speaker 3: that he's in just finding toilets.
- 31:11Speaker 1: He's got to have like a toilet person. At this point.
- 31:14Speaker 1: A toilet supplier? Yeah.
- 31:16Speaker 3: To where people get rid of toilets and this kid
- 31:19Speaker 3: gets the toilets. If you're like a toilet company, why
- 31:21Speaker 3: doesn't somebody just partner with this kid and send.
- 31:23Speaker 1: Him all their stuff? I've already sent him toilets. He
- 31:25Speaker 1: gets free toilets, too. Don't get mad at me.
- 31:29Speaker 3: He got like a $ 10, 000 Kohler one that opens heated seats, music, bidet,
- 31:34Speaker 3: all that stuff.
- 31:35Speaker 16: So, again.
- 31:35Speaker 3: It's this young kid. He loves flushing toilets. He's flushing
- 31:40Speaker 3: toilets in a Shrek costume yesterday. I'm watching him. Hey, guys.
- 31:44Speaker 11: Damien's World on the toilet here. I have my 1963
- 31:50Speaker 11: green Oxford, and I will show you this flush.
- 31:57Speaker 3: This is all the videos are. There's nothing to it.
- 32:01Speaker 3: I mean, he is in a Shrek costume, though, which
- 32:03Speaker 3: makes it even better. The older one's flush long, dude.
- 32:08Speaker 1: If I flush that long, I would think something's concerning.
- 32:13Speaker 3: Okay.
- 32:14Speaker 11: We'll flush it a few more times and see how
- 32:16Speaker 11: it does.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:17Speaker 3: But yeah.
- 32:18Speaker 16: All right.
- 32:18Speaker 1: That's it.
- 32:19Speaker 3: This is what I'm doing online now. I'm watching a
- 32:21Speaker 3: kid in a Shrek costume flush toilets. He was dressed
- 32:24Speaker 3: as Shrek? Yeah, he was in a Shrek Halloween costume, too.
- 32:26Speaker 1: I'm going to say without, like, I didn't see it visibly,
- 32:29Speaker 1: but perfect video.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:31Speaker 1: For the world we're in right now. Honestly?
- 32:33Speaker 2: Yes.
- 32:35Speaker 1: A young kid in a Shrek costume flushing toilets. What
- 32:39Speaker 1: more can you ask for?
- 32:40Speaker 3: Hold on.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Let's get to a talkback message here.
- 32:42Speaker 3: You can send them through the free iHeartRadio app brought
- 32:44Speaker 3: to us by One Team Media. It's our friend Jess
- 32:47Speaker 3: who listens on the iHeartRadio app all the way in Hawaii.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Hi, Mikey and Big Bob. It's Jess in Hawaii. There
- 32:52Speaker 1: she is.
- 32:52Speaker 17: I'm calling this morning on my way to work. I
- 32:55Speaker 17: was listening to you talk about the toilet kid.
- 32:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:58Speaker 17: I'm a special ed teacher, and I'm not saying this
- 33:01Speaker 17: kid has autism, but every child I've ever worked with
- 33:03Speaker 17: with autism has.
- 33:04Speaker 4: A specific interest.
- 33:05Speaker 1: He's locked in.
- 33:06Speaker 17: Different things.
- 33:07Speaker 1: One last year, it's toilets.
- 33:09Speaker 17: So I told him today, and I'm so glad you
- 33:12Speaker 17: told me a name, the Toilet Kid Damien, because I
- 33:15Speaker 17: got to go back tomorrow and tell one of my
- 33:16Speaker 17: students about it.
- 33:17Speaker 4: He's very excited.
- 33:18Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to be the teacher of the year
- 33:20Speaker 3: for that kid when you show him Toilet Kid Damien
- 33:24Speaker 3: flushing toilets. Mm-hmm. In a Shrek costume. All right, let's
- 33:27Speaker 3: get to our buddy A.J. Don in Florida here. Good morning.
- 33:30Speaker 6: Keep the pants clean and many birthday wishes.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Okay.
- 33:33Speaker 6: It's your pronounced kind of younger A.J. And I like
- 33:36Speaker 6: to talk about toilets because.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Hell yeah, you've come to the right place, A.J. It's
- 33:41Speaker 1: toilet talk time.
- 33:42Speaker 6: I used to watch toilet videos when I was a
- 33:45Speaker 6: kid and where they flush toilets outside and they identify
- 33:50Speaker 6: the make and model of the toilet.
- 33:52Speaker 3: See, AJ should have let us know that toilet videos
- 33:55Speaker 3: are our thing, you know?
- 33:56Speaker 1: Yeah. He's already been through this phase. I didn't know either.
- 34:00Speaker 6: When they were made and they like to do flush
- 34:03Speaker 6: tests where they flush different things down the toilet and
- 34:05Speaker 6: see if they clog.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it.
- 34:06Speaker 6: And I'd like to talk about the toilets in my house.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Oh, here we go.
- 34:10Speaker 3: AJ's about to talk about the toilets in his house
- 34:12Speaker 3: down in Florida.
- 34:14Speaker 6: Our house originally came with late 1980s American standard toilets
- 34:19Speaker 6: that would use a lot of water when deflushed.
- 34:22Speaker 1: They would take longer.
- 34:23Speaker 6: To swirl and go down.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Long flusher.
- 34:25Speaker 6: Then they were replaced with... My first one, my bathroom
- 34:29Speaker 6: got a, in 2007, I believe, it got a new
- 34:31Speaker 6: Kohler toilet.
- 34:32Speaker 3: By the way, if you're just joining the show right now,
- 34:35Speaker 3: this is our buddy, AJ, who listens to the show
- 34:37Speaker 3: down in Florida.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Welcome to Toilet Talk.
- 34:39Speaker 3: He is telling us about how he used to watch
- 34:42Speaker 3: toilet videos, and now he's running down the toilets in
- 34:45Speaker 3: his house.
- 34:45Speaker 6: Which flushes for sure.
- 34:47Speaker 15: Yeah.
- 34:48Speaker 6: Which is a problem because if you drop a thick
- 34:51Speaker 6: log in the toilet, it can easily clog because of
- 34:53Speaker 6: the short flush time. So you'd have to hold the
- 34:55Speaker 6: handle down, make it flush for longer. Then the final
- 35:02Speaker 6: old toilet in our house got replaced back in 2020
- 35:04Speaker 6: with another color that flushes for even shorter, but doesn't
- 35:08Speaker 6: really clog like yay.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Bob.
- 35:16Speaker 7: He gives the rundown of all the toilets and then says,
- 35:20Speaker 7: and then we got whatever is a Kohler that doesn't
- 35:24Speaker 7: have a long flush, but it also doesn't clog.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Doesn't really clog.
- 35:30Speaker 3: Like, yay.
- 35:31Speaker 1: Like, yay. Appreciate you, AJ. Yeah. And, yeah, I guess.
- 35:38Speaker 1: What's the kid on the videos you're watching? The Toilet
- 35:41Speaker 1: Kid Damien.
- 35:42Speaker 3: If everybody needs a little break from what's happening in
- 35:45Speaker 3: the world, in the country, in your life, and you
- 35:48Speaker 3: just want to see a kid flush some toilets and.
- 35:50Speaker 1: Have some joy. The only thing I was doing at
- 35:52Speaker 1: his age was clogging toilets.
- 35:56Speaker 3: Penguins lost last night in Utah 5-4, their fourth straight loss.
- 36:01Speaker 3: They'll be back for a couple home games starting Thursday
- 36:05Speaker 3: against the Florida Panthers. It's Pride Night, and you buy
- 36:08Speaker 3: the special Pride ticket. You get a pretty cool Pride
- 36:10Speaker 3: hoodie with it that they designed for this year. So
- 36:14Speaker 3: definitely go to the Pens game if you can on Thursday.
- 36:17Speaker 3: Watch the boys take on the Panthers. Penguins need some wins, though.
- 36:21Speaker 3: 3-6-1 on the season right now. It is Mikey and
- 36:24Speaker 3: Bob here.
- 36:26Speaker 1: On 96.1 KISS.
- 36:27Speaker 3: See what happened to the Eagles quarterback, Jalen Hurts? He's
- 36:30Speaker 3: out for the season now. He had, like, blood clots,
- 36:32Speaker 3: and the team was just like, ah, no, you're good.
- 36:35Speaker 1: You can play.
- 36:36Speaker 3: The doctors told him he couldn't go to sleep, so
- 36:39Speaker 3: he stayed up for, like, 36 hours.
- 36:41Speaker 1: And then played in a game? That seems....
- 36:45Speaker 3: Seems wild. Like, the guy could have died, right? Seems
- 36:49Speaker 3: like a problem. Problematic, right?
- 36:52Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. That was like an international game, too, wasn't it?
- 36:55Speaker 3: Eagles were taking on the Jags, and he got, like,
- 36:57Speaker 3: cleated or something, and then it turned into a blood clot.
- 37:00Speaker 1: Like, what's the league do to the Eagles for that, though? Yeah,
- 37:03Speaker 1: I don't... I don't know.
- 37:05Speaker 8: Because.
- 37:06Speaker 3: There's no way you should be telling, like, could you
- 37:09Speaker 3: imagine the Steelers telling Aaron Rodgers, like, hey, you got
- 37:13Speaker 3: something going on. Or that dude dies? We're not comfortable
- 37:16Speaker 3: with you going to sleep.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Literally?
- 37:18Speaker 3: Could have died, I guess? You can play in an
- 37:20Speaker 3: NFL football game. Don't go to sleep, though. But you
- 37:23Speaker 3: are good enough to play in an NFL football game. Yeah,
- 37:25Speaker 3: it's kind of wild. It's interesting to see what's happening
- 37:28Speaker 3: on the other side of the state. as the Eagles
- 37:30Speaker 3: quarterback Jalen Hurts with blood clots out for the rest
- 37:33Speaker 3: of the season. Of course, the Steelers are going over international.
- 37:37Speaker 3: They're going to Paris where there is some unrest.
- 37:42Speaker 1: It's not all.
- 37:43Speaker 3: constant riots over there or anything like that but this
- 37:46Speaker 3: has been going on for like a month or so
- 37:48Speaker 3: over there it started at a school where a bunch
- 37:50Speaker 3: of kids were protesting and walked out because things are
- 37:53Speaker 3: just things are bad everywhere price everything is up you
- 37:57Speaker 3: know we got wars going on that not a lot
- 37:58Speaker 3: of people ask for and this past weekend they're burning
- 38:01Speaker 3: burning stuff down yeah you see the picture of the
- 38:04Speaker 3: uh the two people at the restaurant yet No, what
- 38:07Speaker 3: are you talking about?
- 38:08Speaker 1: There's like two.
- 38:09Speaker 3: Fires set on the street, and then there's two people
- 38:12Speaker 3: in a restaurant, man and a woman having a good time,
- 38:14Speaker 3: guy smoking a cigarette.
- 38:15Speaker 1: Just smoking, I did see that. And there's two fires
- 38:17Speaker 1: just going on.
- 38:18Speaker 3: It's like the human version of the this is fine
- 38:22Speaker 3: dog meme. You know, the dog sitting at the table
- 38:25Speaker 3: with the cup, and this is fine, and there's fire
- 38:28Speaker 3: all around the dog. Human version of that. I'm sure
- 38:31Speaker 3: Paris isn't all chaos, but like.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Just think when any.
- 38:36Speaker 3: Major event happens and people travel to it, you're not
- 38:39Speaker 3: staying directly across the street from the stadium or anything.
- 38:42Speaker 3: People are going to be spread out. Yeah, people are
- 38:44Speaker 3: going to be coming from all over the world, honestly.
- 38:46Speaker 3: People are going to be wanting to be a tourist
- 38:49Speaker 3: and see things and roam around.
- 38:53Speaker 1: I don't know how the NFL can be like, oh,
- 38:55Speaker 1: this is fine.
- 38:57Speaker 3: But the NFL doesn't care because the money's there. It's
- 38:59Speaker 3: just money, dude. It's just money and greed. And they're like, oh,
- 39:02Speaker 3: we don't want to cancel people's plans and everything. It's like,
- 39:05Speaker 3: all right, well, if you go over there, you might
- 39:07Speaker 3: not have a choice. Like, protesters could cancel the plans
- 39:10Speaker 3: for you anyway. Here is Mike McCarthy, obviously, on the
- 39:12Speaker 3: Paris situation.
- 39:13Speaker 14: The team is excited about playing, you know, over there. But, yes,
- 39:17Speaker 14: I mean, we're in contact with the league. We had
- 39:18Speaker 14: a Zoom call today with the league office, you know,
- 39:21Speaker 14: which is the normal protocol before you go over there.
- 39:24Speaker 1: So it was with the whole team. So you know,
- 39:26Speaker 1: we feel like we have a really good plan.
- 39:28Speaker 14: We're aware of, you know, the situations over there and
- 39:31Speaker 14: have a lot of confidence in our plan.
- 39:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:34Speaker 3: Mike McCarthy was asked if he talked to the players
- 39:37Speaker 3: about the plan for Paris.
- 39:38Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 39:39Speaker 14: That's really what today's team meeting was for. You know,
- 39:41Speaker 14: we had the Zoom call with the league office. Obviously,
- 39:44Speaker 14: you know, Mr. Rooney was in there.
- 39:46Speaker 3: I can't stop thinking about Mike McCarthy using a wacky
- 39:49Speaker 3: Zoom background. So whenever he says they were on a
- 39:51Speaker 3: Zoom call, it's all I think, you know. Like, if
- 39:55Speaker 3: somebody showed him how to switch backgrounds, too, during a
- 39:58Speaker 3: Zoom call, like, I feel like he starts off just, like.
- 40:02Speaker 1: Putting himself someplace crazy? No, no.
- 40:04Speaker 3: I think he starts with Pittsburgh, like, oh, I'm outside
- 40:07Speaker 3: the stadium right now. I'm doing the Zoom call from
- 40:09Speaker 3: outside Accra, sure, right now. And then in the middle,
- 40:11Speaker 3: he's like, oh, I'm at the beach now. How'd I
- 40:14Speaker 3: get here? You like that, Roger? Hey, Roger Goodell.
- 40:17Speaker 1: Roger Goodell, I don't know how I'm doing this. You
- 40:19Speaker 1: can't hear the wind. I'm on a roller coaster. Oh,
- 40:22Speaker 1: must be at Kennywood.
- 40:23Speaker 14: So, a chance to ask questions, and then I went
- 40:26Speaker 14: through the whole plan, you know, everything that we foresee
- 40:29Speaker 14: happening throughout the week as far as our schedule and
- 40:32Speaker 14: the adjustments that we need to make and so forth.
- 40:34Speaker 1: But it's just not one conversation. It's a continuing conversation.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Yeah, and the things that are true today could be
- 40:40Speaker 3: not true tomorrow.
- 40:41Speaker 1: The AI face mask thing on. He's got cat. He's
- 40:44Speaker 1: just in full cat. Oh, man.
- 40:47Speaker 3: Dude, I bet Mike McCarthy had a problem with Snapchat
- 40:50Speaker 3: filters when they first came out. Everybody was doing the
- 40:53Speaker 3: dog with the ears.
- 40:54Speaker 1: He's on the Zoom call with Roger Goodell. Roger, give
- 40:58Speaker 1: me one minute here. Oh, just lick the rod. Come
- 41:02Speaker 1: on a little closer, Rod. Come up to the screen. Oh, boy.
- 41:08Speaker 3: Dude, I want to be on a Zoom call with
- 41:10Speaker 3: Mike McCarthy. It's just so bad. I want to see
- 41:13Speaker 3: his background. I want to see what he does. I
- 41:15Speaker 3: want to see all the shenanigans. Hey, that's a long flight, too.
- 41:18Speaker 3: What do they do about the bathroom situation? Like, I
- 41:20Speaker 3: don't think those are big boys.
- 41:22Speaker 1: You know, international flight. Yeah. I mean, you don't fit
- 41:25Speaker 1: in airplane.
- 41:25Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we've never been on like it probably
- 41:28Speaker 3: taking a big fancy plane over there or something like that.
- 41:30Speaker 3: It's not like they have one with a custom NFL
- 41:32Speaker 3: size player bathroom.
- 41:34Speaker 1: Like those are big dudes. Yeah. I don't know, man.
- 41:37Speaker 3: Like Mike McCarthy airplane toilet. Like that's not, you know, like,
- 41:42Speaker 3: I mean, you and. You're a little bit smaller than
- 41:46Speaker 3: Mike McCarthy, but still, you've lost a lot of weight
- 41:49Speaker 3: over the last couple of years, too.
- 41:50Speaker 1: You used to be a big, big boy.
- 41:52Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to be in any of those bathrooms
- 41:54Speaker 3: at any size, especially how long. Dude, I looked up
- 41:57Speaker 3: the direct flight. I'm sure they have a chartered plane.
- 42:01Speaker 3: I love how we're talking about Steelers airplane toilet right
- 42:05Speaker 3: now on the show. This is our Steelers in Paris coverage. Well,
- 42:08Speaker 3: that's where my head goes because those dudes are huge.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
- 42:12Speaker 3: Like seven hours, 40 minutes. Depending on the winds, it
- 42:16Speaker 3: can go up to eight hours, 10 minutes on direct
- 42:18Speaker 3: flights from Pittsburgh to Paris.
- 42:20Speaker 1: I just can't imagine that airplane. That's a long time
- 42:23Speaker 1: in the air. It's not going to smell good either.
- 42:25Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, though? Those linemen are big guys.
- 42:27Speaker 3: Roger Goodell is going to get a FaceTime.
- 42:29Speaker 1: Hey, Roger, guess what? I'm 30,000 feet in the air
- 42:31Speaker 1: and I'm taking a poop. I can't poop.
- 42:36Speaker 3: The World Series now starts on Friday. It's going to
- 42:40Speaker 3: be the Tampa Bay Rays against the Milwaukee Brewers. A
- 42:44Speaker 3: couple of medium market teams, probably just about the size
- 42:48Speaker 3: of Pittsburgh, going at it in the World Series. Game
- 42:51Speaker 3: one is on Friday. Also, it's a big game for
- 42:55Speaker 3: Pitt this weekend. is now unranked because they've lost a
- 42:59Speaker 3: few games. Don't really got a quarterback now that Mason
- 43:02Speaker 3: Heinzel's been injured and out for the season. They take
- 43:05Speaker 3: on the number one team in the country down in Miami,
- 43:09Speaker 3: the Miami Hurricanes. always a game like that, that pit
- 43:13Speaker 3: shows up and maybe pulls off an upset, you know,
- 43:15Speaker 3: one in pits, good for those sneaky upset wins. So
- 43:20Speaker 3: obviously we'll be paying attention to the pit game on
- 43:23Speaker 3: a Saturday at noon. It is Mikey and Bob here
- 43:25Speaker 3: on a 96, one kiss. We got a message from
- 43:28Speaker 3: a best friend, Nicole yesterday on the show. And she was,
- 43:32Speaker 3: you know, as we're in fall now and the leaves
- 43:34Speaker 3: are changing and falling off and people are blowing and
- 43:37Speaker 3: raking their leaves.
- 43:38Speaker 1: And She said, no, that's not how we're doing it
- 43:41Speaker 1: this year. Leave the leaves. They're called leaves.
- 43:43Speaker 3: You're supposed to leave them.
- 43:44Speaker 1: And then we get lightning bugs.
- 43:46Speaker 3: I am all about this new knowledge that I have
- 43:49Speaker 3: that we get lightning bugs if we just leave our leaves.
- 43:54Speaker 3: I'm all for this. This is a blind spot for me.
- 43:57Speaker 3: I'm out there every fall.
- 43:59Speaker 1: No clue. I don't bag them, but I vacuum my
- 44:02Speaker 1: lawn is what I do. It mulches them for you, right? Yeah,
- 44:06Speaker 1: I got a sucker and a mulcher. Yeah.
- 44:08Speaker 3: Suck.
- 44:09Speaker 1: And then it grinds them up.
- 44:10Speaker 3: They take them out in backyard, dump them by the
- 44:13Speaker 3: wooded area and then just keep it moving.
- 44:16Speaker 1: Let's get to this talk back message again.
- 44:18Speaker 3: You can send your messages through the free iHeartRadio app
- 44:20Speaker 3: brought to us by the Pavement Group. Morning, boys.
- 44:23Speaker 9: Wanted to say best friend Nicole is so right.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Wow.
- 44:26Speaker 9: I have five or six acres behind my house, a
- 44:28Speaker 9: field that obviously doesn't get rigged or anything. And the
- 44:31Speaker 9: last couple of years I've had the most amazing light show.
- 44:35Speaker 9: of just millions of lightning dice. And I know they're
- 44:38Speaker 9: dying off, and I just look at my field and think,
- 44:41Speaker 9: oh my gosh, Not here.
- 44:43Speaker 3: They're just in abundance.
- 44:44Speaker 1: And it's beautiful. So, yeah, leave the leaves. Love you guys.
- 44:47Speaker 1: All right, listen, everybody. Save the lightning bugs.
- 44:52Speaker 3: Listen, if you are the person in your household, in
- 44:56Speaker 3: your home, that has to rake leaves and you don't
- 44:59Speaker 3: want to do it, I think this is a good
- 45:01Speaker 3: excuse to get out of leaf raking. We're giving you
- 45:03Speaker 3: the out here. Just be like, hey, I'd rather have
- 45:06Speaker 3: lightning bugs. And then just go rake the leaves. No,
- 45:09Speaker 3: I want lightning bugs, though.
- 45:11Speaker 1: Well, what do you mean? Oh, go ahead. Look it up.
- 45:14Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, the person that told
- 45:15Speaker 3: you to rake the leaves is now anti-lightning bug. And
- 45:18Speaker 3: who can really be anti-lightning bug? You live in a
- 45:22Speaker 3: neighborhood with HOA. If you don't do the leaves, will
- 45:28Speaker 3: they come? Dude, if they come at you, you can
- 45:30Speaker 3: be like, what? I'm just saving lightning bugs.
- 45:32Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
- 45:32Speaker 3: I got an excuse now. I'm just doing my part.
- 45:35Speaker 3: You don't love nature? Also, I don't think the HOA
- 45:38Speaker 3: wants anything of me. I don't think they want to
- 45:41Speaker 3: kick that hornet's nest because I'm at the age where
- 45:45Speaker 3: that's the fight I'm looking for now. Let's get to
- 45:48Speaker 3: our friend Diane here.
- 45:50Speaker 8: Hey, good morning, Mike and Bob.
- 45:51Speaker 12: Hi.
- 45:51Speaker 8: I wanted to let you know, when we were kids,
- 45:54Speaker 8: we had woods behind our house. That was our backyard.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right.
- 46:00Speaker 8: We at least, we had a burning bag, and then we,
- 46:03Speaker 8: I mean, we jumped in them and played in them.
- 46:06Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 46:06Speaker 8: And then when they start blowing into the doorway and everything,
- 46:10Speaker 8: we'd have to clean them up. Yeah. Pumpkin bags. Remember
- 46:14Speaker 8: that Halloween? Put your leaves in, and then you'd have
- 46:16Speaker 8: all these little pumpkins.
- 46:18Speaker 1: All right.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Diane's message didn't really have to do with leaving the
- 46:20Speaker 3: leaves or fireflies. It was more so, remember pumpkin bags?
- 46:23Speaker 3: Remember them big trash bags that you used to use?
- 46:25Speaker 3: They used to be big orange trash bags.
- 46:27Speaker 1: Pumpkin face on them. Yeah, yeah. Where'd those pumpkin bags go?
- 46:31Speaker 1: I don't see them pumpkin bags anymore. They were probably
- 46:33Speaker 1: killing the environment or something. Yeah, that's true, too. They
- 46:36Speaker 1: were probably killing fireflies is what it was.
- 46:38Speaker 3: You got to get rid of them pumpkin bags. We
- 46:40Speaker 3: want fireflies in Diane's backyard. Hey, we appreciate you listening
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- 47:33Speaker 3: Hey, let's get to this Katie Kay story. Josh Taylor
- 47:36Speaker 3: with the report. This happened over in Shaler. The guy
- 47:39Speaker 3: was from West Deer. What's going on in Shaler? Let's
- 47:42Speaker 3: get to this.
- 47:42Speaker 4: I'm standing in the parking lot of the Shaler Township
- 47:45Speaker 4: Municipal Building, and police were leaving this parking lot in
- 47:48Speaker 4: the evening for a call. When they spotted a vehicle
- 47:51Speaker 4: parked in this exact place.
- 47:53Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
- 47:53Speaker 4: And then they realized something was a little off.
- 47:56Speaker 3: All right.
- 47:56Speaker 1: They see something. Suspicious. They see somebody parked. In their
- 48:00Speaker 1: parking lot?
- 48:01Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 48:01Speaker 1: They're like, this don't seem right.
- 48:03Speaker 3: So that's what raised the suspicion of the officer.
- 48:06Speaker 4: But that's where they found a black SUV with the
- 48:08Speaker 4: door open with a large wet puddle on the ground.
- 48:11Speaker 1: Next to it.
- 48:12Speaker 3: I wonder what the wet spot is next to the
- 48:15Speaker 3: driver's door.
- 48:16Speaker 4: And the man sitting in the driver's seat.
- 48:18Speaker 1: He's just sitting in the driver's seat.
- 48:20Speaker 3: There's a wet spot next to him.
- 48:23Speaker 4: Officers found an open 25-ounce Natty Daddy beer can in
- 48:27Speaker 4: the center cup holder.
- 48:28Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
- 48:29Speaker 1: We got a Natty Daddy out here. The Shaler Natty Daddies.
- 48:34Speaker 3: Oh, boy.
- 48:35Speaker 4: And another Natty Daddy beer can crushed on the floorboard
- 48:38Speaker 4: of the front passenger area.
- 48:39Speaker 1: All right.
- 48:40Speaker 3: Don't drink and drive. Drink and driving's bad. That's obvious.
- 48:43Speaker 3: This guy was the.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Double Natty Daddy. Congratulations. It's twins.
- 48:50Speaker 3: Don't drink and drive this guy pounded a natty daddy
- 48:53Speaker 3: he got.
- 48:54Speaker 1: All tuned up and drove yourself to the police station.
- 48:56Speaker 3: To to be just the worst spot to uh to
- 48:59Speaker 3: do that like you're don't drink and drive but man
- 49:02Speaker 3: you did not think this.
- 49:04Speaker 4: Out when officers asked valentine if he knew where he was.
- 49:07Speaker 1: All right here we go this is this is just.
- 49:09Speaker 4: Yeah valentine responded Yeah, I'm having fun.
- 49:12Speaker 1: All right. No, that's not how you have... You might
- 49:14Speaker 1: think it's fun, but... daddy's having a party officer yeah
- 49:18Speaker 1: now natty daddy got.
- 49:19Speaker 3: Arrested because he was out there drinking and driving and
- 49:22Speaker 3: then he there was.
- 49:23Speaker 1: A wet spot there's a little self-made puddle outside florida's
- 49:26Speaker 1: going on in.
- 49:27Speaker 3: Shaylor hey shaylor pull together over there hey listen somebody's
- 49:32Speaker 3: got to get control of the natty daddy because this
- 49:35Speaker 3: is a very florida-like story here up in the pittsburgh
- 49:39Speaker 3: area It's Shaler making the show once again.
- 49:42Speaker 1: That sounds weird, but hey, the Shaler natty daddy is
- 49:46Speaker 1: out here.
- 49:46Speaker 3: We got your chance to win $ 1, 000 coming up this
- 49:49Speaker 3: morning around 9, 10.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Stick around for that. It's Mikey and Bob.
- 49:54Speaker 3: Chilly out there this morning, but it'll be a nice
- 49:56Speaker 3: fall day today with highs in the upper 60s. Again,
- 49:58Speaker 3: it's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Let's check
- 50:01Speaker 3: in with our buddy Weed Nico all the way on
- 50:03Speaker 3: the other side of the country in the state of Washington.
- 50:06Speaker 3: He listens on the iHeartRadio app. Talkback messages brought to
- 50:09Speaker 3: us by One Team Media.
- 50:10Speaker 1: Hey, boys. Weed Nico from Washington. There he is.
- 50:14Speaker 16: Uber proud day today. My daughter Ari, a.k.a. Weed Dottie.
- 50:21Speaker 16: has joined the movers page.
- 50:23Speaker 18: Let's go yeah listener uh you know dedicated listeners of
- 50:28Speaker 18: our show we have our own facebook group now called
- 50:31Speaker 18: like the mikey and bob movers it's over 500 people
- 50:34Speaker 18: it's a whole community that.
- 50:35Speaker 1: They've built there we need goes in there all the time.
- 50:37Speaker 3: He is yeah we need goes in there that's good
- 50:40Speaker 3: stuff so if everyone wouldn't mind saying hello she's a
- 50:43Speaker 3: super sweet girl She works at our equivalent to Kennywood
- 50:46Speaker 3: called Silverwood. Well, they got a Silverwood up there in Washington,
- 50:53Speaker 3: the state of Washington. It's like Washington Kennywood. A lot
- 50:57Speaker 3: of wood going on there at the amusement park.
- 50:58Speaker 16: Right now they've got Scarywood going on. She's a reoccurring
- 51:01Speaker 16: character in one of the haunts.
- 51:03Speaker 3: All right, so welcome Weed Nico's daughter to our Facebook
- 51:07Speaker 3: group there.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Scarywood, dude. Why doesn't Kennywood call Phantom Fright Night Scarywood?
- 51:13Speaker 3: Dude, Scary Wood just sounds like, what is this actually
- 51:16Speaker 3: that I'm getting into?
- 51:17Speaker 1: What's going on here? Hey, can I nerd out real quick?
- 51:22Speaker 3: I get excited when people talk about things that they're
- 51:25Speaker 3: passionate about that might not be, you know, something that
- 51:30Speaker 3: everybody's into, but... I can hear somebody talk about, like,
- 51:34Speaker 3: a TV show. Hey, you don't have to justify what
- 51:36Speaker 3: you're about to talk about.
- 51:37Speaker 1: Go ahead. Everybody knows. I got followed on Instagram yesterday. By?
- 51:43Speaker 1: Ashley Eckstein. No clue?
- 51:45Speaker 3: Inform all of us because there might be a couple
- 51:48Speaker 3: people that know who that is.
- 51:49Speaker 1: Oh, buddy. I'm not one of them. It's the Star
- 51:52Speaker 1: Wars follow of all Star Wars follows for me. No,
- 51:54Speaker 1: Dave Filoni's the Star Wars.
- 51:56Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I got to get Dave Filoni, the guy
- 51:58Speaker 3: from here that makes a lot of awesome Star Wars stuff.
- 52:01Speaker 3: I got to get Filoni, but I got Ashley Eckstein
- 52:03Speaker 3: following me now on Instagram. She does the voice of
- 52:08Speaker 3: my favorite Star Wars character of all time, Ahsoka Tano.
- 52:11Speaker 3: She does the voice in the Clone Wars animated series.
- 52:15Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
- 52:16Speaker 3: Also married to a former baseball player, David Eckstein. She
- 52:20Speaker 3: does a great job. And also she has this site
- 52:24Speaker 3: with a lot of like Star Wars and other like
- 52:27Speaker 3: Lord of the Rings merch and just like fandoms.
- 52:30Speaker 1: Okay. How did she find you? Did you tag her
- 52:35Speaker 1: in something?
- 52:35Speaker 3: Yeah, when somebody sent me the Ahsoka Tano Jeep duck
- 52:38Speaker 3: for my C.
- 52:39Speaker 1: Harper Jeep. I think I tagged her.
- 52:42Speaker 3: In it or she somehow found me on that and
- 52:44Speaker 3: started following me yesterday.
- 52:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm very excited about.
- 52:47Speaker 5: It, man.
- 52:48Speaker 3: I know that a couple Star Wars people will know
- 52:50Speaker 3: the power of that. I feel like this is the
- 52:54Speaker 3: first step of a couple more steps we need to take.
- 52:58Speaker 3: The next thing you know. Me and you are in
- 53:01Speaker 3: the background of a Star Wars bar and new Star
- 53:04Speaker 3: Wars movie. You're telling me we're getting closer? We're getting closer.
- 53:08Speaker 3: We got Ashley Eckstein. We got the voice of Ahsoka
- 53:11Speaker 3: Tano now. Watch out, Dave Filoni.
- 53:14Speaker 1: You're next.
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- 53:37Speaker 3: Uh, we were talking, uh, last week on the show,
- 53:40Speaker 3: how usually by now the super bowl halftime show, a
- 53:44Speaker 3: performer has been announced. Usually it's, um, a September thing.
- 53:49Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Where are we? We're even a week, a
- 53:51Speaker 1: week later now. I.
- 53:53Speaker 3: You know, the latest they have announced this over like
- 53:55Speaker 3: the past decade since rock nation has taken it over was, uh,
- 53:59Speaker 3: I think 2021 when it was the weekend, but obviously
- 54:01Speaker 3: we're dealing with a global pandemic at that point.
- 54:03Speaker 1: And it was a little different, but still don't know.
- 54:06Speaker 1: It was playing the Superbowl halftime show. There's been rumors.
- 54:08Speaker 3: I saw a new one yesterday. And it's like, it's
- 54:10Speaker 3: just going to be Jay-Z at this point. Cause there's
- 54:13Speaker 3: no other options. And he's just going to call his
- 54:15Speaker 3: own play, which obviously, It's fine with me. I'm a
- 54:17Speaker 3: big Jay-Z fan, and I can handle that. But also,
- 54:20Speaker 3: Jay-Z's got a lot of collabs with people. You know, Rihanna.
- 54:23Speaker 1: I mean, Eminem.
- 54:25Speaker 3: Dr.
- 54:26Speaker 1: Dre. They can bring out so many people. Linkin Park. Beyonce.
- 54:32Speaker 1: I don't think. Well, I mean, maybe. Right? Like, maybe.
- 54:35Speaker 3: But, yeah, so that's the latest rumor is that it's
- 54:39Speaker 3: just going to be Jay-Z calling his own play and doing.
- 54:41Speaker 1: The halftime show. But hold on. Let's get to this
- 54:43Speaker 1: talkback message brought to us by the Pavement Group. Hey
- 54:45Speaker 1: Cody from Johnstown here.
- 54:47Speaker 10: Hey, uh, You guys were talking about how they can't
- 54:49Speaker 10: find anyone to do the Super Bowl halftime show. Well,
- 54:53Speaker 10: I was up in Bell Vernon, and I ran into
- 54:54Speaker 10: Jelly Roll.
- 54:55Speaker 1: And he was saying he would do it, but.
- 54:59Speaker 10: The NFL wouldn't give him an offer until they formally
- 55:01Speaker 10: heard back from Bob.
- 55:02Speaker 1: Okay, now hold on one second.
- 55:04Speaker 3: I got to stop right there because Bob, for whatever reason,
- 55:09Speaker 3: months and months ago when.
- 55:11Speaker 1: Jelly Roll split with his wife, Bunny. Listen. Bob said
- 55:16Speaker 1: Jelly Roll moved to Bell Vernon. I heard.
- 55:19Speaker 3: Divorced man. Online, he has a property out in Bell Vernon.
- 55:23Speaker 3: None of it's true. And I also heard Taylor and
- 55:26Speaker 3: Travis looking at properties out in Hempfield.
- 55:32Speaker 1: That's not true whatsoever. It's not. That's not true. I
- 55:36Speaker 1: guess he's supposed to be doing a ribbon dance. What
- 55:39Speaker 1: you're doing. Okay. Now I don't know about that, Bob.
- 55:42Speaker 1: I wasn't. I got a NDA I signed. I can't
- 55:46Speaker 1: talk about it. Okay. Yeah.
- 55:47Speaker 10: I know he's in talks and probably can't make a
- 55:49Speaker 10: comment on it, but that's what I heard.
- 55:51Speaker 1: I hate this stupid show sometimes. And by this stupid show,
- 55:56Speaker 1: I mean the one that I'm currently running. Ribbons and roll, dude.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Oh my God. halftime, Super Bowl. That's all I'm going
- 56:04Speaker 1: to say. Or American Legion and Oakmont. Show of all shows.
- 56:11Speaker 3: On Super Bowl Sunday to bring in Jelly Vernon with me,
- 56:15Speaker 3: by the way, some ribbons. Speaking of the Super Bowl,
- 56:18Speaker 3: did you also the Super Bowls on ABC, ESPN, all
- 56:22Speaker 3: that platform, whatever that company, right? They are doing a
- 56:26Speaker 3: special Star Wars Super Bowl broadcast where it's going to
- 56:29Speaker 3: be like C-3PO and stuff out there and like commentating.
- 56:33Speaker 3: And it's going to be all Super Bowl themed. Star
- 56:35Speaker 3: Wars themed for the Super Bowl. Didn't they do that
- 56:37Speaker 3: before with Disney characters? Yeah, they've done Pixar and stuff
- 56:41Speaker 3: like that. Yeah, they've done this before.
- 56:43Speaker 1: Super Bowl, though? I get what they're saying. Are you excited?
- 56:48Speaker 5: No.
- 56:48Speaker 1: Star Wars characters you aren't excited? No, I think it's a.
- 56:51Speaker 3: Waste of time. Do something else with Star Wars characters.
- 56:55Speaker 3: Let the Super Bowl be the Super Bowl. I don't
- 56:58Speaker 3: need C-3PO in the Super Bowl. You can show me something.
- 57:01Speaker 1: On a commercial Star Wars and I'll be happy about it,
- 57:03Speaker 1: but I don't know. I love Star Wars, but I don't.
- 57:06Speaker 3: I thought you were going to be pumped. I just
- 57:08Speaker 3: want to watch a regular broadcast. I don't like a
- 57:10Speaker 3: lot of side broadcasts. And I just, it's, it's almost
- 57:14Speaker 3: too much Star Wars or not enough Star Wars.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Cause I know it's just going to be the main characters. Like, okay,
- 57:21Speaker 1: Darth Vader.
- 57:22Speaker 3: All right, you know, I need some fringe Star Wars
- 57:25Speaker 3: characters if they want to draw me in.
- 57:28Speaker 1: You need that Star Wars strange.
- 57:31Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. The weird stuff that you don't see all
- 57:33Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, like the dark web of Star Wars.
- 57:36Speaker 3: I got some hand-drawn stuff if you want to work
- 57:38Speaker 3: it into the game.
- 57:42Speaker 1: You remember Jabba the Hutt? You ever see Yoda with
- 57:44Speaker 1: three boobs? Play his defensive end. Ha ha ha ha ha!
- 57:51Speaker 1: Ain't nobody doing ground and pound against this team. Why not?
- 57:56Speaker 1: Jabba the Hutt's the whole defensive line. Can't even go
- 57:59Speaker 1: past him. All right.
- 58:00Speaker 3: Your chance to win $ 1, 000 is coming up next year
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- 58:11Speaker 3: might be getting a Harry Styles documentary. Uh, his whole
- 58:15Speaker 3: residency has been doing at Madison square garden, Harry doc,
- 58:18Speaker 3: John Wilson, the guy who's known for the HBO docu series,
- 58:22Speaker 3: how to with John Wilson in the documentary, the history
- 58:25Speaker 3: of concrete, I guess has been working.
- 58:28Speaker 1: He's been seen with Harry following him around with a camera.
- 58:30Speaker 1: So they think it's going to be a whole Harry
- 58:31Speaker 1: styles tour. Like a concert film. Yeah. Like that. Okay. Yeah.
- 58:38Speaker 1: That's pretty sweet. Hey, throw that in theaters. I'll go
- 58:41Speaker 1: see Harry Styles.
- 58:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:42Speaker 1: Why not? John Stewart has.
- 58:45Speaker 3: Agreed to a new deal to host the daily show
- 58:47Speaker 3: on comedy central through 2028.
- 58:49Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like that. I need
- 58:51Speaker 1: John Stewart to run for office for something like that.
- 58:55Speaker 1: He doesn't need to be. He's great on the daily show.
- 58:57Speaker 1: And I love it.
- 58:58Speaker 3: And I love watching the clips online. I don't watch live,
- 59:00Speaker 3: but yeah, I feel like he's ready for public office,
- 59:04Speaker 3: not so much making the funnies anymore, you know? Not
- 59:06Speaker 3: sure people that are elected for office actually do anything
- 59:08Speaker 3: that matters. do more by being on his show that
- 59:12Speaker 3: that is that is a very good point to fight
- 59:15Speaker 3: for people yeah some responders and whatever whatever else he's
- 59:18Speaker 3: done for the 9-11 people like he's done some amazing
- 59:21Speaker 3: stuff he has done a lot of that with just
- 59:23Speaker 3: his platform but.
- 59:24Speaker 1: Hey Maybe give him some power and maybe he'll do
- 59:26Speaker 1: some other stuff. All right, let's see.
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- 59:52Speaker 1: Let's see.
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