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DONKEY: Man Allegedly Steals Truck To Drive To Vehicle Theft Hearing · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Ted. So if you
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  Speaker 1: ever feel I need to be a dunk man, hit
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  Speaker 1: me with the heat. Did she get donk any day? Please? Doesn't?
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  Speaker 1: I had to come Donkey of the Day.
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  Speaker 2: The Practice Club, Bitchy Donkey, Yes, Donkey Today for Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: October third goes to an Oklahoma man named Cody Adams.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: I woke up feeling rested this morning, but at some
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  Speaker 2: point I got tired again, and I realized that I
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  Speaker 2: got tired because the news is draining. Okay, it just
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  Speaker 2: is because back in the day they would say if
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  Speaker 2: it bleeds, it leads, and nowadays people can bleed without
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  Speaker 2: being cut because the new blood is stupidity, which in
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  Speaker 2: a lot of ways I'm thankful for, because Donkey of
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  Speaker 2: the Tay is a segment that gives people the credit
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  Speaker 2: they deserve for being stupid. Okay, and I've done Donkey
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  Speaker 2: of Today five times a week since December twenty ten.
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  Speaker 2: So I just want to tell all you jackasses, thank
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  Speaker 2: you tropping the clues bombs fall the jackasses out there, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: even though it is draining, and this morning was one
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  Speaker 2: of those mornings where I took two fingers and I
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  Speaker 2: squeezed it right between my eyes like this, and I said, Lord, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: people can't be this stupid, but they are, okay. See,
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  Speaker 2: Cody Adams is a man who is doing court on
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  Speaker 2: charges of possessing a stolen vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to what I said.
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  Speaker 2: He was doing court on charges of possessing a stolen vehicle,
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  Speaker 2: but he.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't have a car, which is clear right because he
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  Speaker 1: had to steal one.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't I just tell you yesterday or the day before,
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember one day this week.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't I just tell you how much of a luxury
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  Speaker 1: having a car is?
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  Speaker 2: Did not tell you that some people would appreciate that
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  Speaker 2: twenty sixteen Nissan. Ultimately you take it for granted. Well,
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  Speaker 2: Cody is one of those people because he didn't have
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  Speaker 2: a car. And you know, when you're facing serious charges
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  Speaker 2: like possession of a stolen vehicle, you have to get
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  Speaker 2: the court to handle that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't just miss your court date.
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  Speaker 2: And Cody Adams clearly understood that, because he did what
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  Speaker 2: he had to do in order to make it to
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  Speaker 2: court to face his charges of possession of a stolen vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: Would you like to know how Cody got the court
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  Speaker 2: to face his possession of a stolen vehicle charge. Let's
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  Speaker 2: go to the news five ABC for the report.
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  Speaker 3: Police, this is Cody Adams, shortly after Oklahoma Highway Patrol
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  Speaker 3: troopers arrested him near the Pawnee County Courthouse. Op says. Earlier,
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  Speaker 3: Adams was at a gas station in Stillwater asking people
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  Speaker 3: for a ride to his court date in Pawnee. When
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  Speaker 3: he couldn't find a ride, OP says, Adams decided to
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  Speaker 3: hop in this unoccupied Lifeenant Emergency Services vehicle and drive
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  Speaker 3: himself to court.
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  Speaker 2: That was left on running and unattended.
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  Speaker 3: They say Adams took the truck on that thirty minute
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  Speaker 3: drive to Pawnee and then ditched it.
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  Speaker 2: First responders had an idea of where the vehicle might
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  Speaker 2: be headed to.
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  Speaker 3: A trooper caught him as he was walking into the courthouse,
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  Speaker 3: Adams saying he was just borrowing the truck.
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  Speaker 1: The trooper did I believe he made sure that he
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  Speaker 1: made his court date.
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  Speaker 3: Now he still did make his court case again, OSP
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  Speaker 3: says After court, he was transported back to the Payne
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  Speaker 3: County jail and booked on new charges.
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  Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, Cody Adams stole an ambulance
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  Speaker 2: to make it to his court for a possession of
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  Speaker 2: a stolen car. Please please please, Rockstar Games, push up
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  Speaker 2: to release date for Grand Theft Auto six. This is
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  Speaker 2: why all of these situations are happening, because folks have
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  Speaker 2: a GTAH that needs to be scratched.
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  Speaker 1: Between the guy who stole the car.
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  Speaker 2: From the woman while she was in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: the sobriety test to this guy, Cody Adams stealing an
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  Speaker 2: ambulance to make it to his court case for possession
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  Speaker 2: of a stolen car. These people are practicing for GTA.
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  Speaker 2: They are trying to beat the high score in real life.
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  Speaker 1: Grand Theft Auto.
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  Speaker 2: Push the release state up, Rockstar please not. The first
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  Speaker 2: thing I did when I heard this story was Google
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  Speaker 2: if Uber is available in Oklahoma, and the answer is hell, yes, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: It's available in several cities in Oklahoma, Tosa, Oklahoma City,
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  Speaker 2: Edmund Lawton. Then I went to look and see what
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  Speaker 2: other ride shares are available in Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 1: They got ones I never heard of.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, they got Uber, they got Lyft, but they
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  Speaker 2: got pick Transportation. Never heard of that, they got Curbed,
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  Speaker 2: never heard of that they got Bea, never heard of
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  Speaker 2: that they got wings. Never heard of that they got flywheel.
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  Speaker 2: I never heard of any of those except U.
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  Speaker 1: Were in Lyft.
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  Speaker 2: The point I'm making is there was absolutely zero I
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  Speaker 2: mean absolutely positively zero. When I say zero, I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about the number Russell Westbrook war when he played for
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  Speaker 2: the OKC Thunder for ten seasons. There was zero reason
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  Speaker 2: to steal an ambulance. Now, I don't know this man's
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  Speaker 2: financial situation. I don't know what Cody got in his pockets,
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  Speaker 2: but if I couldn't afford a ride share, then I
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  Speaker 2: damn sure couldn't afford to steal an ambulance. Okay, stealing
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  Speaker 2: an ambulance would cost you way more than just paying
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  Speaker 2: for a ride share. Look, man, maybe Cody felt the
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  Speaker 2: courtroom wasn't close enough. So why take an uber when
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  Speaker 2: you can get a lights and sirens escort that you
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  Speaker 2: drive yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I just try to make sense of these things sometimes
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  Speaker 2: because I don't want to believe everybody is just stupid,
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  Speaker 2: But there's some very bad choices being made by a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people in our society.
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  Speaker 1: Once again, the ambulance cost you way more than the.
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  Speaker 2: Ride share, so why would you choose to pay that
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  Speaker 2: type of price, because now you in jail, you gotta
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  Speaker 2: pay for bond.
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  Speaker 1: Then you gotta pay for a lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: If you had a job, you was missing work, probably
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  Speaker 2: gonna get fired. It just it cost too much. Anyone
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  Speaker 2: who ever said crime pays is a damn liar. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: crime costs, and it's usually a price that's too.
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  Speaker 1: High to pay. Let's look at the bright side. Though,
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  Speaker 1: you pulled up to a court.
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  Speaker 2: You pulled up to a court case for possession of
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  Speaker 2: a stolen vehicle in a stolen vehicle, a stolen ambulance
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  Speaker 2: to be exact.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he thought this could double as a.
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  Speaker 2: Getaway vehicle and a ride to the er when the
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  Speaker 2: judge faints from laughing. Because we're all chuckling right now.
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  Speaker 2: Some donkey of todays just sell themselves. Please let remy
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  Speaker 2: ma give Cody Adams the biggest.
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  Speaker 1: He huh he ha he ha, you stupid mother, Are
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  Speaker 1: you dumb? All right? What a strange world we live in.
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  Speaker 1: It really is ambulance.
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  Speaker 2: Though maybe he thought that they was gonna be like, well,
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  Speaker 2: you made it, so we'll give you.
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  Speaker 1: A get out of jum you stolen ambulance.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't even know why your brain works like that.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to court for possession of a stolen vehicle
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  Speaker 2: and you steal another vehicle?
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  Speaker 1: What problem? Ambulance said that? Why what's up with your brain?
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  Speaker 1: Probably do this thinking you gotta do this.
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  Speaker 2: He probably said, God give me a sign and boot
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  Speaker 2: ambalance right, that was on.
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  Speaker 1: He said, this is my sign. No, Satan got a
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  Speaker 1: kingdom too, y'all do know that? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Satan got a kingdom too. And I think Satan got
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  Speaker 2: the same sense of humor God got. Okay, because that's
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  Speaker 2: just hysterical. We're gonna put the ambulance right here, leave
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  Speaker 2: the keys on running. You know, he got to go
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  Speaker 2: to court for possession of a stolen vehicle. Let's see
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  Speaker 2: if his dumb ass steals he They down and hell
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  Speaker 2: making bets. Okay, Satan Hitler, They all down there making
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  Speaker 2: bets on you know what this guy gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. I wonder who what? All right? Well,
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