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We Will Cover Your Stupid | The Treehouse, Episode 94 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome inside the Treehouse. It is time to leave your worries outside and come
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laugh with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey Trenholm and
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Raj Sharma. This is episode ninety four. Be sure to check out our
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new website Treehouse on Air. You can kind of see it over my shoulder.
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There. It's Treehouseonair dot com and listening to episodes current and past all
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right there on the website. Other new fun features to come as I get
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the free time to do it. As we've been busy in the O'Malley house
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moving from the mount now down to sort of the waterfront. So we went
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from a mountain abode to a water apartment apartment overlooking the water. What is
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it? Tree Did did you have a a farewell to the goat man of
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the mountain? Yes? Yeah, we did not have a proper send off
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from the goat man of Bordeaux Mountain, but we did get a sendoff from
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the bats that were a big reason for us moving away from that house in
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the first place. This is a good time for me to plug our Treehouse
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Plus program. Treehouse Plus available on Patreon dot com, slash Treehouse on air,
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you can hear about the additional bat situation that happened mid move. Yeah,
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mid move. Now what now do you think it's possible that you have
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now relocated these bats to your area now and now they well, now I
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do, and now they're gonna procreate and they're gonna have a new nest in
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your attic. I need to check my nikes because the because the additional bat
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that came with us was in one of Terra's dresses, and who's to say
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that there aren't baby bats in my shoes? Yeah, and scorpions. You
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could probably have checked your bag for scorpions. I'm sure you might have a
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couple of those. Yeah. The way I check a bag for scorpions is
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probably not going to be sanctioned by PETA. Oh just baseball bat to it,
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yep, repeatedly while shouting any scorpions in there better come out now.
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So, yeah, we were moved into the new apartment. Now we're now
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in what's considered in town for Saint John. So we're glad to be here.
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And it's interesting though, because when a bat is flying out of your
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wife's clothing throughout throughout the bedroom, at least for me, I harkened back
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to a simpler time when the monsters in the closet were not real when I
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was a child. As an adult, the monsters sometimes real. They come
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flying out of the closet and it's a goddamn bat. But as a kid,
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there were no monsters in the closet. There were no monsters under my
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bed. There wasn't one of the creatures from where the wild things are trying
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to crawl in through my bedroom window or anything like that. It was it
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was imagined. It was made up. It was little kid stuff. Until
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the other day I see the news story about a little kid who kept complaining
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to mom, saying, there's monsters in my bedroom. There are monsters in
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my bedroom. This kid keeps complaining to mom, and mom, of course
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doesn't believe it. Most parents just kind of cast that off as kids being
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kids, or just scared of the dark or whatever. Well, this child
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was so insistent about there being monsters in her bedroom that mom decides, Okay,
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we will call somebody. I was hoping it was the Ghostbusters, but
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I guess all she had was a was a determinix man. So she has
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a guy come out to do a full inspection. On her child's bedroom,
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hoping that it would then calm the child's fears. See, there are no
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monsters to be seen. There's nothing in your bedroom. Except when the exterminator
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ran a test, a thermal test throughout the bedroom, he found sixty thousand
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bees in the child's bedroom walls. Wow. Yeah, it turns out this
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one time in life where the kid complained of monsters in the bedroom, she
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was right. Wow, sixty thousand bees. Sixty thousand bees in her bedroom
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walls. And obviously mom had to then apologize repeatedly to the child because while
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the bees being moved someplace, you know, while the bees living in the
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walls might be temporary, that child's trauma is for a lifetime. Yeah.
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That would that, that would I would never be able to be in that
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room again. I see what you did there? What Oh he doesn't know
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true? Huh oh, there you go. No, I'm allergic to bees,
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so that's my one allergy, and so sixty thousand of them would definitely
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kill me. But I'm glad they were behind the wall. And that could
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be like your bats, your mats could be behind the wall. Now.
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So yeah, but eventually they find a way, Yeah, find a way
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into the interior of the living spaces and look for this poor kid. I
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hope she's never seen the movie candy Man, because candy Man and bees are
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directly related. Yes, yes, wow, you know, at least in
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my scenario with bats being inside the home, that correlation isn't so terrible that
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the worst thing that can happen is Batman pops out of the closet, unless
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it's actually rust stressed as Batman, that might be the worst thing imaginable,
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which a number of people had fun with me from the last couple episodes saying
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that I bet Rush sent you those bets from Beyond the grave. That man
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was lazy alive. He's lazy dead. He did not take time to send
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bats into my room. But that would be poetic justice. It actually would
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be, because the way Russ typically would get things done would be to send
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one of us an email, so it would then happen. So that's probably
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what happened. He probably emailed Trey from Beyond and trades like, Okay,
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this will be funny. Wow, sixty thousand bees. That's sixty thousand bees
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in the kid's bedrooms. So what was your imaginary monsters that you were afraid
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of as kids, because I mentioned one of mine was I was thinking that
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maybe one of the creatures from where the wild Things are would crawl into my
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bedroom. But most of my monsters weren't really like that. Like most of
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the monsters I was afraid of were from films, so like I was legitimately
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worried about Freddy Krueger or Jason Voor He's, you know, sneaking in to
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my room and trying to get me, or even Jack Nicholson the Shining Jacket,
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Yes, yeah, yeah, and also Jaws. Oh, I was
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afraid. I was afraid Jaws was going to walk into my bedroom and eat
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me. Yes, that's what happened to five year old. This is what
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happens when you let five year olds watch scary movies. Yeah, that's a
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very talented shark. But it's a land shark. It is. It's not
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just a locker. It's a nightmare. That's great. My monsters were I
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mean, Roger, I don't know if you know this about me or not.
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I had night terrors for years and I have done. I've got over
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two hundred stitches of torn ligament in my knee, a couple of chipped teeth
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all from Jesus night terrors, but mine were always the same as that there
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was some kind of wild animal, whether it be a snake, skunk,
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raccoon, possum and something like that. They're always under the bed and I'm
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running from them. Gotcha. I'm with you. I've never heard of a
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child nightmare with a skunk. I could understand, like you know, I
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mean, well it's skunk. Well also, if I understand growing up in
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the country where yes, you see them, and even had a cat sprayed
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by one, that it was an awful three month process of getting that smell
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out really kept you kept the cat? Oh yeah, was my stepmother's cat.
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Yes, yes, there was no such thing. I mean we had
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like over fifty Oh gotcha. That would just be a that would be a
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cat down is what that would It was herb. I was not gonna I
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don't like that. First of all, I don't like cats, and but
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a skunk leyden cat would be even worse, well, even worse. The
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cat's name was Ceci, which stood for crazy cat. So you were brought
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up on crazy. Oh well, yeah, and my mom, see when
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you say you had night terrors as a child, I thought you met your
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mother. That was day terror, and you're still in the middle of all
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day terre, weekend terror. The nights were to the animals. The only
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time Trey could find solace was that night running away from Annis. Oh poor
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guy. I never had a I never had monsters in my never too logical
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of a kid. I know. It's My girlfriend says that, She's like,
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you missed so many developmental things, like I was walking at seven months
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old, so I never crawled. She's like, yeah, you messed that.
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You developmentally, you missed certain things. And I was like, I
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was just too logical of a kid, Like I figured out Santa in the
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parking lot of a Toys rs. I was like, he's not real,
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Like I figured it out, like I got it, and I'm just too
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logical to have Until The Exorcist. I was eleven when I had my cousin
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made me watch that movie and for six months, and only six months,
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but six months, I checked under my bed and in my closet every single
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day. Yep, that would terrorize a poor child. Yes, if if,
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if, if Linda Blair from the Exorcist crawled out from underneath your bed.
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Yeah, well, the way her career went. I wouldn't be surprised
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if she was under my head just for a place to live at one of
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those times where she wasn't just typecast, but she became the role that cheap
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trade. Yeah, that's you know. That's the only time ever that I
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was like, oh my god, there could be something in my and then
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like six months later, I'm like, what the f am I doing?
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Stop, there's she's an actress. I saw an interview with her on Entertainment
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tonight and I was like, there she is. That's the lady. She's
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not the demon, and I was good. So yeah, I just never
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had that. I I guess I just didn't have an imagination. I don't
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know. But you think big is real? No, I do not.
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I'm sorry. No, I'm ashamed that you watch that show and you're my
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friend. Like, do you watch forged in Fire? Because I bet you
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know I don't watch I know I'm or anything like that. Uh yeah,
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but you watch the The Island Island Oak Island. Yeah, they should read
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again, they should rename that show. Nothing happens in this episode either that
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the show. I was not going to stop us from looking. I just
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love my whole theory is like, if I wanted to post this the other
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day, if you watch uh, Finding Bigfoot, then you probably watched Forged
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in Fire, where you just watch dudes making swords, and I'm like,
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stop, that does seem that does seem to be a good opportunity for a
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crossover forged in Bigfoot. Yeah, for fire and mountain monsters. Uh do
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a do a collaborative episode? You make a sword for them to fight?
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Uh? Yeah, No, I don't believe in that. That's just the
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dumbest I don't understand how it's on the air. I get so angry.
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I get lots of things ended up on the air that don't make sense.
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R. But Discovery Channels not changing formats, So I'm glad they're hanging on.
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I mean, you know they're not. Not only are they not changing
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formats, they got so big they bought HBO. It's true. Yeah,
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but yeah, no monsters. I'm sorry to disappoint. I just no,
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that makes me happy for you that you never had any monsters in your closet
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or in your walls or under your bed as a kid, Although as an
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adult we have to keep our eyes peeled because there are real monsters out there
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that you have to watch out for. For me, it's bats the occasional
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scorpion, which are things that I have to keep an eye out for.
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But now I also have to keep my eyes peeled a little bit more because
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now I have to, you know, consider the possibility that there might be
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additional monsters under my bed looking for something. I mean, I don't know.
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If I look under my bed right now, I might find Ben and
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Skin and Mike Reiner. Because look, when you end up with a bunch
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of free time on your hands, you'll do some weird stuff that would be
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so terrifying. Like I come running out of the bedroom tear at my wife
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you know, have something out there that nobody else has. It's like,
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Our our our niche is stupid. If something stupid it's in here.
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We'll cover, we'll talk about it, we'll play with it, We'll look
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at whatever the case is. That's what we do in here. So when
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I see a headline, uh, when I see a headline that says,
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is alien abduction insurance a thing? Now yeah, I'm a click on that.
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That has absolutely piqued my interest. I'm speaking specifically about the headline is
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alien abduction insurance a thing? In Washington State? I don't know I just
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know the headline grabbed my attention. It also has me thinking that while you
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really can get insurance on just about everything, models would get their legs insured.
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We've heard about that. I think that you've also heard faces voice actors
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have gotten their voices insured. I kind of wish I could go back in
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time and get radio format flip insurance because I would have made a killing,
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because isn't insurance At the end of the day, it's gambling, right,
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You're gambling on something to happen or not to happen, and you just got
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to find one bookie, I mean insurance company willing to write the policy right.
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Because back when we were at Live one, A five three, I
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could have done pretty good because we all knew something was coming. I would
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have taken out a radio format flip policy then, and that would have cashed
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in. I could have taken an even sure thing mm hmm. When we
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were at the Eagle and a format flip was coming, I mean, we
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got hints all over the place, and some weren't even hints, they were
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just really effing obvious. So I wish I would have called up an insurance
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bookie and said, hey, I'd like some radio format flip insurance please,
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because you know, I think I think the Eagle is going to be around
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forever, but just in case it's not, I would have made a killing
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again. Uh, and then I also probably would have made a killing a
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third time by saying, is we're want to switch back to the eagle,
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But that's neither here nor there. Alien abduction insurance might be a thing in
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Washington State. Yeah, so do you is there is there a copay for
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the probing? Is that? Is that how it works? Like? How
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does does the alien take your copay? I think I think it's like drugs.
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You get your first probing free, gotcha, and and then after that
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you got to reach your You're out of ass Max, Yeah, I just
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you know, I nothing surprises me anymore. Like I'm surprised Washington's day.
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I'm surprised this wasn't Florida, Like that would make sense to me. Yeah,
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you're right, I think Florida is probably jealous. Right now, you'll
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remember Whatody Harrelson's character in Doc Holliday or Doc Hollywood. Yeah, no,
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I forgot he was in that. You're talking about Doc Holliday with Michael J.
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Fox. Yeah, Yeah, where he goes from being like an l
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a plastic surgeon into a small town family physician on his way to being the
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la you know, plastic surgeon. He gets stuck in the small town,
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but he loves that movie. Is the insurance salesman, and then you know,
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he goes out to Hollyways like it got earthquake insurance. That's that's who
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I envisioned doing this. Yes, it's it's not It's not somebody of any
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integrity whatsoever. It's just some smarmy dude trying to sell you alien abduction insurance.
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And if you buy it, you're an idiot. Like that's that's it.
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I need I know whoever selling it is making money. That's the sad.
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Yes, and it's everybody that's buying it watches Finding Bigfoot, I promise
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you that. And they're also they're also you know hawking, you know by
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your loved one a star? Yeah, I love that one. That was
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great? Which one did you get me? Just point? Who cares that
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one? Dumb? It sounds like something ripped from the pages of a science
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fiction novel or a quirky Hollywood comedy, but it is real. It is
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available in certain states and it's surprisingly niche. It is alien abduction insurance.
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Yeah, the state of Washington ranks number two in the nation for UFO sidings,
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so some people think it makes sense that you should be able to buy
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alien abduction insurance. How do you file a claim? Okay, Raj,
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you remember how alien abduction insurance sounds like something that would happen in Florida,
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not Washington state. You're almost correct. The of insurance coverage is associated with
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the Saint Lawrence Agency in Alta Monte Springs, Florida. Yay, I knew
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there had to be a connection. Founded in nineteen eighty seven, this agency
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is famous for being the pioneering provider of alien abduction insurance policies. Over the
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years, the agency has made headlines and garnered both support and skepticism for its
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alien abduction policy. The Saint Lawrence Agency reports to have sold thousands of these
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policies worldwide. The policy costs nineteen ninety nine and pays out ten million dollars
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if you get abducted. I'm sorry, but I'd be willing to throw down
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twenty bucks. If I can end up with ten million and a n anal
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probing, you can probably just pay twenty bucks for nano probing in Florida.
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Yes, I'm just saying, how do you have does one go about proving
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an abduction? That's what I need to know. I need to know this
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information. Hang on, let me read further. Washington State is no stranger
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to the paranormal, with its ghost conference in the coastal town of Port Gamble
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and the reported flying saucer sighting near Mount Rainier that popularized the term flying saucer,
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but alien abduction insurance does not seem to have made significant waves in the
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Evergreen State. I'm looking raj to see if it says anything about how you
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confirm you were abducted, and I'm not seeing it. I wondering. I
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wonder why that could be, because they're just literally going, what idiot's gonna
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pay us twenty bucks? And then like a thousand people do, and they're
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like, these guys, cool, you never have to pay it. What's
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that? What's the payoff? Fuck it? Make it ten million? Whatever,
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Yeah, let's approve me. I got a lamp stuck in my ass.
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Now that's more of a stiffing, but it lights up right, Maybe
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can you please unplug it first? It's not when I sneeze though. It's
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one of those touch lands, right, it's a clapper. I swear it
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was Aliens. Sure, buddy, Yeah, I don't see anything in here
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about the policy and how you're supposed to verify that you're actually abducted. Yeah,
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it's called cashing in your idiot card. That's all it is, paying
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twenty dollars to prove you're a moron. Do you realize we're in the wrong
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business? We need to be doing this. We've sold thousands, we ken
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too. No, No, I think you're right there is. That's what
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they always say is once you are in a business, at some point you
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need to diversify the business. Right. So it's like we started as Treehouse
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Podcast, but we're actually Treehouse Podcast Network with other things coming along in the
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networks, and maybe what we need to do is expand beyond say digital marketing
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and advertising and into Treehouse Insurance. Yes, that is exactly what we need
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to do. We will we will cover your stupid. That's that's brilliant.
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right minutes. I love how you were optimistic with thirty minutes. All right,
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opportunity to, you know, come up with our own spokesperson. You know,
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it's like Geico's got the Get Go, Progressive has Flow, all State
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has Mayhem, Treehouse could have I don't know. Just idiot, yep,
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yep, just just stupid man, stupid man. I haven't had a whole
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lot of time to think this through. Okay, stupid man, which in
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itself is stupid, so it might be brilliant. Yeah, I love it.
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Uh, stupid man a stan Lee character. Stupid man a stan Lee
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character, but a blatant rip off of the Superman. Yes, yes,
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with the S included. Because I always I thought about this when when when
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DC, when they did the movie, when when they said that the S
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is not an S. It's a symbol that to me opened up the copyright
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situation for everyone to use that emblem and say it's an S. Because because
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DC said it wasn't so we could do stupid Man with an S as long
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as it's obviously an S. I apologize, but I think you are going
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in the wrong direction because I, in my mind, stupid Man far more
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resembles, uh, Handyman, Wayne's Brothers movie. Oh, yes, that's
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right, that's right, and we can't you can't. You can't get away
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with Handyman today. Let's just let's just put it that way. But as
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far as the costume goes that, that's far more what I see. You're
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running around with a plunger. I honestly don't think I ever saw that one.
31:25
Yes, you did slap and scene help that poor woman when Damon Wayans
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is getting that wasn't handy Man. That was blank Man. Oh, blank
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Man. I'm sorry, blank Man. I was like, well, handy
31:36
Man, that did I thought it was The Living had a character named handy
31:41
Man. That's it was Damon blank Man is the movie? I was thinking
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of, Yeah, yeah, both of those correct. Yeah, and uh
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yeah, it was stupid Man. And that's his superpower is uh, he
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just does the stupidest things. And that's and we would cover that. We
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would then we show up and cover all all of all of the stupid.
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Yes, that's exactly right. Have you done something stupid and stupid? Man?
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Yeah? And again, I don't know how you would file a claim
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because then you would have to admit that you're stupid. Uh, and that's
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okay with with Treehouse insurance or we don't, we don't, we don't,
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we don't judge, but I do. I do. I do judge people
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that have alien abduction insurance. I will judge you. I will. I
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will, Yeah, I will just think you're just god damn dumb Like that
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is just the dumbest. I just can't understand, Like who I couldn't even
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justify the twenty dollars. I can't do it. Look, I I would
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be. I just need to do a little more research and to see what
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that insurance company's policy is when it comes to verifying how do they verify that
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you've been abducted by aliens? Here's what you do. You need to take
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out a policy. We'll all chip in train. I will give you ten
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dollars apiece, and you take out an alien abduction insurance policy. I'm not
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sure if I should be offended that you think I'm stupid enough to take out
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an alien abduction insurance policy, or by the fact that you think I can't
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afford the twenty fucking dollars. It's a mixture of both. Once again,
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I find myself in the unenviable position of being offended and laughing at it at
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the same time, I'm getting real sick and tired of you two. Again
33:45
the stomach curts. Well, I got something that'll make you feel a little
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bit worse. Okay, because anytime it's ever brought up on this show,
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and anytime it's ever been brought up on this show was usually by me.
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But this is where I'd like to think Trey for bringing it up for me,
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And that is anytime I get the opportunity to play this clip from Blank
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Man, I'm gonna goddamn do it. Did you hear that? Raj?
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All right, I'm start it over for you. M mmmm. It's the
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big fight scene. Here we go Damon Wayans as blank Man. There's a
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woman in distress in an alleyway and he shoots up wearing his pajamas, blanket
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sheet, a floral sheet wrapped around his neck as a cape, and a
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dirty wash rag with the eye holes cut out as his disguise and now he's
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gonna take on the criminal who's assaulting this poor woman, slap me around and
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call me susan. Oh, that's fantastic. I never saw that movie.
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And see you've never seen the movie. No, oh, you've got to
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do yourself a favor and watch blank Man. This. By the way,
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this would be this would be a great commercial for Treehouse Insurance because there he
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did something stupid and stupid Man would come in and pick blank Man up off
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the trash heap that he's just been slapped around on and uh and say that's
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okay, son, we we've got you covered. I'm just seeing the cartoon
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you have stupid friends the Oh, my favorite would be the Stupid Cave,
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the Stupid Twins. No, they switch formats, they're gone. Now I
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really feel we're onto something here. I like it. This. We need
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to have Aaron rinpoor or go to illustrator come up with the with stupid Man.
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I like it. And the Stupid League, the Stupid League, Yes,
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the League, the League of Stupid And that's that's who, that's who
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you. You'll get you, we'll sell the policies. Uh, it'll be
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twenty bucks. We're gonna do it. The payout one hundred million dollars.
36:47
What do we care? Yeah, because it's it was like Tray said,
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we really going to be in business for about thirty minutes because people do stupid
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stuff all the time. Yeah, we'll be we'll be gone. Well,
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I have so many, so many people calling and to follow a policy claim.
37:07
Yeah, you're right, but we're gonna have a difficult time saying no
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because everybody at some point does something stupid. But it's still going to be
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exciting when large corporations like iHeart called and say they want a policy. No,
37:25
that's too deep into the stupid. We actually reject. That's too stupid
37:32
for us. Our risk analysis on you is not pretty. Our actuary says,
37:42
no, oh that's fair. Yeah, I like it. We need
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to come up with the logo for the insurance company. I think Aaron can
37:52
do it. I think he's going to make stupid insurance a reality. Well
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that's that, that's think that. I think we're talking about another wonderful collaboration,
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uh between us and Aaron ari Impoor. Because while Aaron is a very
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talented artist, he's actually too smart. So what we have to do is
38:15
we have to dumb him down. Some in order to get that perfect balance
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of of of stupidity and work it into a logo. Yeah, he is
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a pretty brilliant man and a great illustrator. But I think we can.
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I think I can. I can. I can do it. I just
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need to take him to lunch, and I think we can get him to
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a place of stupid enough to do the logo and and and all and stupid.
38:42
Man. I would buy that comic book. I would. I would
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buy that. I'm also just picturing Dan in a Superman cosmeme. That's all
38:50
I'm doing this. I don't know why. To me, you're because you're
38:52
you're you're built guy, but inque But instead of leaping tall buildings of this
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single bound I'm just I'm selling stupid insurance door to door. The leaping,
39:07
it's more like jumping off of buildings. Trying to leap a tall building,
39:13
you'll just fall off of one. You just made him, Bo roberts him.
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We would ensure. Sorry, Bo, I don't know, now's a
39:38
good time to make fun of him, because it's now that he's going to
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run you down and catch you. Oh man, all right, Well we'll
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let you know when we get those policies up and running. You can fill
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out a questionnaire how stupid are you on a scale from one to ten.
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Thanks for hanging out with us inside the treehouse. We will see you next
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time inside the treatments. See you, h