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- 0:04Speaker 1: It's time for our Monday visit with Mike Sando of
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- 0:35Speaker 3: Hello, sir.
- 0:36Speaker 2: How are you? Oh, there he is.
- 0:40Speaker 4: Hey, Mike.
- 0:41Speaker 2: How are you doing? Good.
- 0:42Speaker 4: How are you?
- 0:42Speaker 2: I'm good.
- 0:43Speaker 1: I'm good.
- 0:43Speaker 2: We've got Monday Night Football tonight. I should mention real fast.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Right here on i3. 3 KDRFM, 5 o'clock. It'll be the
- 0:49Speaker 2: Saints and the Falcons 20 years after the Steve Gleason
- 0:53Speaker 2: blocked punt. really kind of fired up the city coming
- 0:57Speaker 2: back from hurricane Katrina, got the rivalry going as well
- 1:01Speaker 2: in the NFC South. So a lot of probably emotion
- 1:04Speaker 2: in the building tonight. It's been 20 years. You were
- 1:07Speaker 2: covering the NFL, I believe back then, maybe.
- 1:09Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:10Speaker 2: You were covering the NFL back then. What do you
- 1:11Speaker 2: remember from that night?
- 1:14Speaker 4: Well, Steve Leeson actually covered him when he was a
- 1:17Speaker 4: freshman at Wazoo. I was on the Wazoo beat. Then
- 1:19Speaker 4: I was sort of covering the NFL, you know, in 98.
- 1:23Speaker 4: So I just remembered what a, you know, what an
- 1:25Speaker 4: emotional player he was. And I thought it was just
- 1:28Speaker 4: so amazing. Of course, not knowing what was going to
- 1:31Speaker 4: happen with him over the course of his life, but
- 1:33Speaker 4: just an amazing, an amazing, amazing night for a city.
- 1:37Speaker 4: Remember the time I think we were, I think the Seahawks,
- 1:41Speaker 4: I was on the Seahawks beat. I believe they had
- 1:42Speaker 4: just played there because Dave Bowling, my partner at the
- 1:47Speaker 4: news tribune at the time, I believe got stuck coming
- 1:49Speaker 4: out of there and had to hang out with somebody's
- 1:52Speaker 4: house or something. Oh, gosh. And so I remember that
- 1:57Speaker 4: and then just how amazing it was. I think I
- 1:59Speaker 4: saw one of those guys, Gleason or somebody, say that
- 2:03Speaker 4: they wouldn't trade that night for a Super Bowl win.
- 2:05Speaker 4: Think of that. Wow.
- 2:07Speaker 2: That's amazing.
- 2:08Speaker 3: It's amazing.
- 2:08Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:09Speaker 2: I mean, for people who don't remember, in 2005, Hurricane
- 2:13Speaker 2: Katrina in August of 2005 killed more than 1,300 people,
- 2:19Speaker 2: decimated the region, the Superdome, which was damaged as well.
- 2:23Speaker 2: was actually a shelter for a long time. A lot
- 2:27Speaker 2: of stuff went on. Steve Gleason was 29 years old
- 2:29Speaker 2: at the time, kind of a core special teams guy, really,
- 2:33Speaker 2: for the most part with the Saints at that point.
- 2:35Speaker 2: And of course, we know what's happened. He gets a
- 2:37Speaker 2: block punt, phenomenal emotion. And then, of course, for the last, what,
- 2:41Speaker 2: decade plus, Steve Gleason has been battling ALS and been
- 2:44Speaker 2: a massive advocate for that disease, that horrific disease. So Yeah,
- 2:49Speaker 2: there will be some emotion in the building tonight, no
- 2:51Speaker 2: doubt about it.
- 2:51Speaker 4: Actually, my wife and I, usually when we go on vacation,
- 2:54Speaker 4: we like to put an audio book on for some
- 2:57Speaker 4: of it. We did Gleason's book. It was really, really good.
- 3:00Speaker 4: I think it was done with Jeff Duncan, who's covered
- 3:03Speaker 4: the Saints and New Orleans for a long time. It
- 3:06Speaker 4: was just really good and a little bit of a
- 3:10Speaker 4: tough upbringing for him, but it's cool for people from
- 3:13Speaker 4: around here because he was in Spokane, so you know
- 3:15Speaker 4: the You know the lay of the land. You know
- 3:16Speaker 4: the references better than you would if it was from
- 3:19Speaker 4: somewhere else.
- 3:20Speaker 2: His mom was a longtime Wazoo employee. I think she
- 3:23Speaker 2: was the academic advisor, I believe, for the athletic department
- 3:26Speaker 2: for a long time, right, as well?
- 3:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:28Speaker 2: So there's a lot of connections there along the way.
- 3:30Speaker 2: I did not mention this today. I do want to
- 3:33Speaker 2: get to it because you wrote about it, and I
- 3:34Speaker 2: thought what you said was bang on. Vinod Khosla, the
- 3:39Speaker 2: Seahawks player, matriarchal winner, I guess there's kind of, it's
- 3:43Speaker 2: kind of patriarch, patriarch, patriarch, my fault. Uh, there's a
- 3:47Speaker 2: kind of three hit a monster, uh, husband, wife, son,
- 3:50Speaker 2: but he, he, he did an interview, uh, with, with
- 3:54Speaker 2: a newsletter, a political newsletter, I guess it is, or
- 3:57Speaker 2: something on, on Friday. Never say never was his quote
- 4:01Speaker 2: about would the Seahawks ever move. And then he doubled
- 4:04Speaker 2: down over the weekend and not doubled down. Then he
- 4:07Speaker 2: came out and said, well, kind of blame the media for,
- 4:09Speaker 2: for twisting his words. I, I, I know how most
- 4:13Speaker 2: Seahawks fans felt. I saw our reaction on the text
- 4:15Speaker 2: line when we read the story. People were going ballistic.
- 4:19Speaker 2: He kind of blamed the reporters. What's your read on this, Mike?
- 4:23Speaker 4: I think he needs to come hang out with the
- 4:24Speaker 4: fans more. I think it's just hard to understand what
- 4:28Speaker 4: fans go through. I know he's a fan of the
- 4:30Speaker 4: Steelers or whatever, but when you've been around here and
- 4:33Speaker 4: you've had great ownership for a while that you didn't
- 4:35Speaker 4: take for granted because it was off and on, good
- 4:38Speaker 4: before and bad, and the team almost left, you are
- 4:41Speaker 4: really looking for cues from the new owner. You're worried
- 4:43Speaker 4: when a new owner comes in, are they going to
- 4:45Speaker 4: be bad? Cause you've had a good, and you know
- 4:46Speaker 4: what bad is the Sonics. We're trying to get a team.
- 4:49Speaker 4: We're trying to get an NBA team back here. You
- 4:51Speaker 4: know shoot. My kids were, you know, my kids are
- 4:54Speaker 4: grown now. They were, you know, in grade school when
- 4:56Speaker 4: the Sonics were here. And so to, to talk about
- 4:59Speaker 4: that callously and cat casually and then to just sort
- 5:04Speaker 4: of die on the Hill of, Hey, I didn't really
- 5:06Speaker 4: mean it. I'm going to call it the media when
- 5:08Speaker 4: they twist it. No, I think, you got to be
- 5:11Speaker 4: careful as the owner and considerate of your fans.
- 5:15Speaker 1: Yes.
- 5:15Speaker 4: And I think that was tone deaf, really. I've been
- 5:19Speaker 4: impressed by the owners, you know, from what I've seen,
- 5:21Speaker 4: but this was the first thing that I was like, okay,
- 5:25Speaker 4: you know, once they get ramped up and, you know,
- 5:30Speaker 4: have a better feel or the team struggles, is he
- 5:34Speaker 4: going to have the answers? Does he know it? Does
- 5:36Speaker 4: he know Bettisd? Yes. Yes.
- 5:39Speaker 2: That's a little bit worrisome to me. I just, I,
- 5:42Speaker 2: everything you said, I agree with. And I hate, I just,
- 5:46Speaker 2: I guess this is the media person in me, but
- 5:48Speaker 2: I mean, it's just such an easy thing to do.
- 5:50Speaker 2: His quote, feel sad for the reporters looking for views
- 5:52Speaker 2: and clicks who distort my answer out of context and
- 5:55Speaker 2: sent an entire city into a spiral for no reason. Well,
- 5:58Speaker 2: there is a reason you just mentioned it. And I'll
- 6:00Speaker 2: go back. I mean, George Argyris and the Mariners tried
- 6:03Speaker 2: to move to Tampa. That was being discussed for years
- 6:06Speaker 2: before the Smolian bought the team and then later, you know, Nintendo.
- 6:10Speaker 2: And then obviously the Seahawks moved for a day or
- 6:12Speaker 2: two to Long Beach and, and we know what happened
- 6:15Speaker 2: with the Sonic. So understand, as you said, Mike, spend
- 6:18Speaker 2: some time with the fans, understand the landscape and don't,
- 6:21Speaker 2: the reporters didn't twist anything. That's what you said. Never
- 6:24Speaker 2: say never. That's a very, a very simple thing is
- 6:26Speaker 2: just to say, no, we're not moving the team or no,
- 6:29Speaker 2: we have no plans to move the team, whatever it
- 6:31Speaker 2: might be. That that's on you.
- 6:34Speaker 4: I just say for this thing from our minds, we're
- 6:36Speaker 4: just getting here.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Yes.
- 6:37Speaker 4: Yes. We realized this was a great team. And he
- 6:41Speaker 4: said some of those things, you know, it's just, I
- 6:44Speaker 4: don't know. You know, if I was thinking of an
- 6:46Speaker 4: analogy like this, if, if, If somebody came up to
- 6:52Speaker 4: 10 people and asked them, what are you doing this weekend?
- 6:54Speaker 4: Most of them would just say, you know, we got
- 6:55Speaker 4: some plans. We're doing this. There's going to be one
- 6:58Speaker 4: guy who goes, I don't know if the world doesn't exist, then,
- 7:00Speaker 4: you know, who knows what we're doing? You know? And
- 7:02Speaker 4: it's like, okay, dude, you're not smarter than everybody. Like
- 7:05Speaker 4: that's like, it's like that type of an answer. I
- 7:07Speaker 4: can't say what's going to happen in 500 years. Yep.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Yep.
- 7:10Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 7:11Speaker 4: Hey, uh, Ian, you're going to be there for your kids.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know.
- 7:17Speaker 4: You can't predict the future.
- 7:18Speaker 3: Well, no, say yes.
- 7:20Speaker 2: Yes. If the future.
- 7:21Speaker 4: Changes for some reason and you can't be with your kids,
- 7:24Speaker 4: then you won't. But just say yes.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Just say yes. It's very simple how to work it. And,
- 7:30Speaker 2: you know, somebody mentioned, a few people mentioned, hey, media training,
- 7:33Speaker 2: what have you. And he's like, I'm against media training. Like, well,
- 7:36Speaker 2: there's like a good PR staff and a good PR person.
- 7:39Speaker 2: You know, we've talked about this with Mike Holmgren over
- 7:41Speaker 2: the years, you know, and to this day, it's still what,
- 7:44Speaker 2: I'm assuming a lot of teams do, but Gary Wright,
- 7:46Speaker 2: Mike Holmgren always says, I've come out of this game
- 7:48Speaker 2: and Gary Wright would pull me aside and calm me down.
- 7:51Speaker 2: But then he would say, you're going to be asked
- 7:53Speaker 2: this and this, and here's how you answer it. And
- 7:57Speaker 2: just kind of a little bit of Dave Pearson does
- 7:59Speaker 2: a great job now, did it with Pete, does it
- 8:01Speaker 2: with Mike McDonald, does it mean it's going to be perfect?
- 8:03Speaker 2: Mike McDonald, I think you wrote about this earlier. Perfect
- 8:05Speaker 2: way to do it. Like, yeah, I shouldn't have said
- 8:07Speaker 2: those things with Graham Bensinger.
- 8:09Speaker 3: Whatever. That's on me. He got burned.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Right, I got burned.
- 8:12Speaker 4: He was in a much better position to blame the
- 8:14Speaker 4: media because that sort of looked like a setup, right?
- 8:16Speaker 4: The camera was way in the corner and it looked
- 8:18Speaker 4: kind of weird. And just knowing Mike McDonald, you don't
- 8:21Speaker 4: think he would go on camera and say that. It
- 8:23Speaker 4: sounded like one of those things you're just kind of
- 8:25Speaker 4: shooting the breeze, right?
- 8:26Speaker 1: Yep.
- 8:26Speaker 4: He could have easily played the media card. And I
- 8:28Speaker 4: would have said, you know, there's some credence to that. But,
- 8:32Speaker 4: you know, he didn't. He said, I'm responsible for what
- 8:36Speaker 4: I say. I got to be better. Awesome. I mean,
- 8:39Speaker 4: people just love that. They love that. When you're a leader,
- 8:42Speaker 4: be accountable. Because you know there's going to be a
- 8:44Speaker 4: time when some player on the team says something that
- 8:48Speaker 4: the team wishes he didn't say about an opponent or
- 8:50Speaker 4: about something. And they've got to be able to own it.
- 8:53Speaker 4: And it's easier to make them own it when you
- 8:54Speaker 4: own it.
- 8:55Speaker 2: Very much so. Mike Sandoz joining us for courtesy of
- 8:57Speaker 2: Hunt Services from The Athletic, theathletic.com. We talked about EPA
- 9:01Speaker 2: last night, expected points added. Tell me this, Mike, how
- 9:04Speaker 2: do the Seahawks get over 30 points a couple times
- 9:06Speaker 2: this season with negative offensive EPA in those games?
- 9:10Speaker 4: Because they're so good on defense and sometimes special teams.
- 9:12Speaker 4: They really are. And that's why, you know, when your
- 9:16Speaker 4: offense is giving short fields, like they did in the
- 9:18Speaker 4: Washington game, or your offense is, you know, the first
- 9:23Speaker 4: play of the game is an interception. and you had
- 9:25Speaker 4: some struggles, and you're taking advantage of big issues on
- 9:29Speaker 4: special teams to get great field position, your offense isn't
- 9:32Speaker 4: the reason why you won the game. And so the
- 9:34Speaker 4: EPA does a pretty good job of showing that, and
- 9:38Speaker 4: that's why I like to look at it. And especially
- 9:39Speaker 4: for games I didn't see, it's very helpful to look
- 9:41Speaker 4: and be like, ooh, okay, I can kind of get
- 9:43Speaker 4: a feel for how that went.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were plus 8.8 EPA against Chargers and
- 9:48Speaker 2: special teams. That probably had to do a lot with
- 9:50Speaker 2: that muff punt, right? Muff punt, huge.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Yes.
- 9:53Speaker 3: Huge.
- 9:53Speaker 4: Yep, and so the offense benefits from that, but they
- 9:56Speaker 4: didn't really work for it.
- 9:57Speaker 2: The 49ers are rolling right now.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Now.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Seattle's got them this weekend. Is Seattle's run game, especially
- 10:04Speaker 2: going against the best opponent they will have seen so far,
- 10:07Speaker 2: is Seattle's run game a concern? It is.
- 10:11Speaker 4: One of the funny things yesterday when I was writing
- 10:13Speaker 4: about this, the NSC West and the top three teams,
- 10:17Speaker 4: I went to look at the rushing yards yesterday, and
- 10:20Speaker 4: I believe that Seattle's rusher had the most of anyone
- 10:24Speaker 4: between the 49ers and the Rams for rushing yards. It
- 10:27Speaker 4: didn't feel that way. I think they've got– they're running
- 10:29Speaker 4: the ball a lot, but they are really not an
- 10:32Speaker 4: explosive running team right now. And so one of the
- 10:35Speaker 4: issues playing the 49ers, their defense has a lot of injuries,
- 10:38Speaker 4: but they've done a good job of taking away the
- 10:40Speaker 4: explosive plays. And I just don't know where Seattle's going
- 10:43Speaker 4: to get those in the run game now that we saw–
- 10:45Speaker 4: Shahid get involved on a play and Mike McDonald, I
- 10:48Speaker 4: thought was great saying, I've been wanting to see that.
- 10:50Speaker 4: Thank you. Like we did it in practice, but I
- 10:52Speaker 4: think I really want to see how Brian Flurry, the
- 10:56Speaker 4: offensive coordinator, you know, what sort of answers and wrinkles
- 10:58Speaker 4: he has to try to try to prop this up.
- 11:01Speaker 4: Fascinating this week because both staffs know each other so well,
- 11:04Speaker 4: they're going to be, you know, they're going to know
- 11:06Speaker 4: what's coming possibly. So you're going to have to have
- 11:08Speaker 4: a good plan.
- 11:10Speaker 2: I heard yesterday something. I was driving in to do
- 11:13Speaker 2: the hockey game, and I was listening to the NFL radio,
- 11:16Speaker 2: and kind of their whip around, kind of like the
- 11:18Speaker 2: radio version of the Red Zone, and I heard the
- 11:20Speaker 2: stat like, oh, Purdy still hasn't been sacked yet. The
- 11:22Speaker 2: game was still going on. I'm like, that's weird, hasn't
- 11:24Speaker 2: been sacked yet today. I thought, okay. Then I read
- 11:27Speaker 2: your story today. Brock Purdy has yet to be sacked
- 11:31Speaker 2: this season. Mike, we're four games in. We're four games in.
- 11:34Speaker 2: How can that be?
- 11:39Speaker 4: And the other thing is, it's not like they're handing
- 11:40Speaker 4: it off to Christian McCaffrey every play. His touches are
- 11:42Speaker 4: down quite a bit from last year. Yes, they are.
- 11:50Speaker 4: No one this century has started a season with more
- 11:52Speaker 4: pass plays as a quarterback without getting sacked. It's 122.
- 11:54Speaker 4: I think next is Peyton Manning way back when, 114.
- 11:57Speaker 4: And Peyton Manning was great at getting the ball out.
- 12:01Speaker 4: He knows what's happening out there. Well, Hurdy's not Peyton Manning,
- 12:04Speaker 4: but he is a great anticipator, and he can get
- 12:05Speaker 4: the ball out. So I think this is a great test.
- 12:08Speaker 4: Seattle sort of had his number more often than not,
- 12:11Speaker 4: but he's hotter than he's been too. And it's earlier
- 12:14Speaker 4: in the year when the 49ers still have Kittle and
- 12:16Speaker 4: some of their guys who tend to wear down late
- 12:18Speaker 4: in the year.
- 12:20Speaker 2: The fun thing about we're not quite, I mean, I
- 12:22Speaker 2: think it's like 23 because it's 17 game schedule math,
- 12:24Speaker 2: but like 23% through the season so far, as I
- 12:28Speaker 2: say that, kind of look around the league and the surprises,
- 12:32Speaker 2: both good and the surprises that aren't good. Let me
- 12:36Speaker 2: start with one. The Cleveland Browns are three and one.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Most would have said, hey, four games in, what do
- 12:42Speaker 2: you think the Browns record is and who is their quarterback?
- 12:45Speaker 2: I don't know if many people would have said three
- 12:47Speaker 2: and one and it's still Deshaun Watson.
- 12:49Speaker 3: Not at all.
- 12:50Speaker 4: Not only that, Watson's had decent production, decent statistical production
- 12:54Speaker 4: after being really the worst producing quarterback in the league
- 12:58Speaker 4: over his previous, I believe four seasons, only 19 games,
- 13:01Speaker 4: but four seasons there. So it's surprising. I think you
- 13:05Speaker 4: have to give Todd Monken credit. You know, I think he's,
- 13:09Speaker 4: you weren't really sure when you kind of heard him
- 13:11Speaker 4: shooting from the hip, you know, in his press conferences
- 13:13Speaker 4: and stuff, is this really a head coach, but I
- 13:15Speaker 4: think he's breathed some life into them. And then Watson,
- 13:18Speaker 4: you know, is a hard one to root for, isn't he?
- 13:20Speaker 4: It's just, he's never really been contrite about all of his,
- 13:25Speaker 4: issues and he he's just kind of wanted to get
- 13:29Speaker 4: you know everybody back in everybody's good graces without that
- 13:33Speaker 4: yet he's playing better you have to admit it he
- 13:35Speaker 4: is playing better right now and so they're three and
- 13:37Speaker 4: one leading the uh afc north i don't know if
- 13:40Speaker 4: that's going to hold up probably not but uh shoot
- 13:44Speaker 4: he's playing at least good enough to be in the
- 13:47Speaker 4: games and have a chance to win and That's way
- 13:50Speaker 4: better than what they've had at that position since Baker Mayfield.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Historically speaking, you know, there's always a number that we hear,
- 13:56Speaker 2: the 0-2 number. If you start 0-2, you know, I
- 13:58Speaker 2: think it's 20, it's around 20% chance to make the postseason.
- 14:01Speaker 2: I think it's gone up in the last couple of years.
- 14:02Speaker 2: I think a couple of teams have overcome that along
- 14:04Speaker 2: the way. But by and large, 0-2, it's a hard climb.
- 14:07Speaker 2: Even with 17 games, it's a hard climb. Mike, is
- 14:10Speaker 2: it 0-4? Like, is there any chance for two teams
- 14:13Speaker 2: named Tampa Bay and Houston at 0-4, maybe even the Chargers,
- 14:16Speaker 2: to find their way to the postseason?
- 14:18Speaker 4: I mean, you really don't think so. You'd have to
- 14:19Speaker 4: look at the capacity of a team to get hot.
- 14:22Speaker 4: And I do think that you would think the Chargers
- 14:25Speaker 4: or the Texans at least could get hot, but they're
- 14:29Speaker 4: about as cold as can be. So I'm definitely taking
- 14:32Speaker 4: the no playoffs for all of those teams. They just
- 14:34Speaker 4: seem like they haven't figured anything out yet.
- 14:37Speaker 2: The Houston one is interesting to me. So yesterday, this is,
- 14:41Speaker 2: and I kind of, in some ways, maybe they're similar
- 14:43Speaker 2: to Seattle, right? They're kind of a, a defensive-minded head coach,
- 14:46Speaker 2: a defense that everyone believes is an elite defense, one
- 14:48Speaker 2: of the best in the league. You always hear defensive
- 14:52Speaker 2: guys say, hey, we want to have the ability to
- 14:55Speaker 2: put a team away at the end. Offenses will say
- 14:57Speaker 2: we want to just run the ball and run the
- 14:58Speaker 2: clock out and all that, but over the years, talking
- 15:01Speaker 2: to some of those great Seahawks defenses, guys would say, hey,
- 15:04Speaker 2: that's how we want it. We want to be out
- 15:06Speaker 2: there to finish things off, and you give us a lead,
- 15:08Speaker 2: we'll take care of the rest. Houston had that yesterday, Mike.
- 15:11Speaker 2: They had that against the Dallas Cowboys. A Cowboys defense
- 15:15Speaker 2: has always kind of had question marks, right? And instead...
- 15:18Speaker 2: the Houston defense gives up the game-winning touchdown drive in
- 15:21Speaker 2: the final couple minutes. I mean, that's, when you say
- 15:24Speaker 2: who has the capacity, right, to take that next step, well,
- 15:28Speaker 2: Houston would have to have that, and they haven't shown
- 15:30Speaker 2: that yet.
- 15:31Speaker 4: They really haven't. I think also, you know, Dallas is
- 15:33Speaker 4: just a really good offense. They've been good. They've been
- 15:35Speaker 4: a little up and down, but they really have talent,
- 15:38Speaker 4: a wide receiver. Obviously, CeeDee Lamb wanted to catch 17
- 15:40Speaker 4: passes in the game. So, you know, Dak Prescott's a
- 15:44Speaker 4: good quarterback. So, That's an offense that could really get going.
- 15:47Speaker 4: I was actually surprised. It was 16-6 Houston at halftime.
- 15:51Speaker 4: And that wasn't– I was like, what? You know, only
- 15:53Speaker 4: six points. Maybe they're getting it back. But they haven't
- 15:55Speaker 4: been able to put together, you know, a complete game
- 15:57Speaker 4: that way. Now, they've also played Buffalo with Josh Allen,
- 16:00Speaker 4: you know, and they've played now, you know, a really
- 16:02Speaker 4: good Dallas offense. So, it's tough to win in the league.
- 16:07Speaker 4: We saw that even with Seattle yesterday of 27-6. You
- 16:09Speaker 4: didn't feel great about it in the end.
- 16:11Speaker 2: No, not with Herbert with the ball in his hands,
- 16:13Speaker 2: turning it by seven with some time to go. But yeah,
- 16:15Speaker 2: obviously the sack fumble ended things off. By the way,
- 16:18Speaker 2: for folks thinking that maybe JSN didn't have the statistical
- 16:23Speaker 2: game that he normally does yesterday, but if you think
- 16:24Speaker 2: JSN's getting heavy targets, how about CeeDee Lamb? Mike mentioned
- 16:28Speaker 2: 17 receptions on 21 targets, Mike. 21, 21, like is
- 16:34Speaker 2: Mike Leach, is this the air raid? What are we
- 16:35Speaker 2: doing here? And I bring that up. Javante Williams had
- 16:38Speaker 2: 19 carries. It's not like they didn't run the ball.
- 16:42Speaker 4: At all. No, not at all. See, what I would
- 16:44Speaker 4: do with great talents like that, I would be showing
- 16:47Speaker 4: him like people on the broadcast talking about JSN being
- 16:50Speaker 4: the great and being maybe the best receiver now. And
- 16:52Speaker 4: they get a guy like CeeDee Lamb going, you know,
- 16:54Speaker 4: because he's a great talent. He really is a great talent.
- 16:57Speaker 4: And when you feed him, man, good things happen.
- 17:00Speaker 2: Pickens only had three targets and two catches in the game,
- 17:03Speaker 2: but one of them was a 53-yarder. So that works
- 17:05Speaker 2: out okay along the way. Mike Sando with us, joining
- 17:09Speaker 2: us here on the Beacon Plumbing Hotline. All right, before
- 17:11Speaker 2: I let you go, how about our guys, the Raiders?
- 17:16Speaker 2: I mean, I still think that's one of the better
- 17:18Speaker 2: stories in the league. And yes, they didn't come away
- 17:21Speaker 2: with a win yesterday, but they fall just short 30-27.
- 17:23Speaker 2: Are they for real?
- 17:26Speaker 4: I think that they are now able and they're going
- 17:29Speaker 4: to beat the bad teams. They're no longer the team
- 17:31Speaker 4: that everyone's looking to play. I think they've gotten as
- 17:34Speaker 4: much respect as we had for Pete Carroll. He had
- 17:37Speaker 4: a really mismatched staff last year with Chip Kelly and
- 17:40Speaker 4: Patrick Graham as his coordinators that weren't really his guys.
- 17:43Speaker 4: And then I think it really hurt him to have his,
- 17:45Speaker 4: you know, he had his sons in very prominent roles,
- 17:47Speaker 4: including offensive line coach. They just couldn't get on the
- 17:50Speaker 4: same page. And I think Clint Kubiak's gone in there.
- 17:53Speaker 4: and been able to get the staff he wants for
- 17:55Speaker 4: the most part. And they're all pulling together and they're really,
- 17:58Speaker 4: you know, you start to believe a little bit and
- 18:00Speaker 4: understand that your coach can put you in good positions
- 18:02Speaker 4: to win with a coach, by the way, in, in Kubiak,
- 18:06Speaker 4: who is a really good play caller. So he's going
- 18:07Speaker 4: to have answers right away for the offense. And you
- 18:09Speaker 4: have Kirk Cousins who surprising, I think he's been surprising
- 18:12Speaker 4: physically able to play the way he has, but knows
- 18:15Speaker 4: the system is a great fit for it. So it's
- 18:17Speaker 4: really been a best case scenario to me for the
- 18:19Speaker 4: Raiders and, I didn't think it would necessarily go this
- 18:22Speaker 4: way because of Cousins and just where he's at in
- 18:24Speaker 4: his career, age 38 or whatever. But I think you
- 18:27Speaker 4: just really have to appreciate what happens when a coaching
- 18:31Speaker 4: staff comes in and really meshes with a team.
- 18:35Speaker 2: I got one more for you. You made me think
- 18:36Speaker 2: of something, Mike, which that's what's good about having you on.
- 18:40Speaker 2: You talked about the play calling, and Chicago's gone through
- 18:42Speaker 2: three quarterbacks this season, yet they're 3-1. One of those games,
- 18:45Speaker 2: the one loss was weird. They come off historic points
- 18:48Speaker 2: in the first one, give up in maybe weather conditions
- 18:50Speaker 2: in the next one, had six. But whether it's Kubiak
- 18:54Speaker 2: in Vegas or what Ben Johnson does in Chicago, Kyle
- 18:59Speaker 2: Shanahan in San Francisco, McVeigh, When you talk to guys,
- 19:04Speaker 2: maybe we need tiers for play callers next year as
- 19:06Speaker 2: well as quarterbacks, Mike. Because it feels like there may
- 19:09Speaker 2: be no more important thing in football right now than
- 19:12Speaker 2: who your play caller is. Hell, I'm looking at my
- 19:14Speaker 2: alma mater. Wazoo just changed their play callers today. Defensive
- 19:17Speaker 2: play caller in Colorado State quit halfway through the game
- 19:19Speaker 2: or halfway through the first quarter with Jim Mora. But
- 19:22Speaker 2: play calling is an art. Not everybody can do it.
- 19:24Speaker 4: And a system and having answers, really. I think that's
- 19:27Speaker 4: one of the things that's happened as the coaches have
- 19:30Speaker 4: gotten a lot younger in the league. That's happened because
- 19:32Speaker 4: with technology, they can kind of learn the scheme faster
- 19:36Speaker 4: with the video. And so what happens is they don't
- 19:38Speaker 4: spend a lot of time coaching in college. So these
- 19:40Speaker 4: guys are all young. And what happens with youth is
- 19:44Speaker 4: you don't have experience. Experience is what lets you make
- 19:47Speaker 4: adjustments well. And so I think there's some of these
- 19:50Speaker 4: guys really in the sweet spots of Kyle Shanahan. Ben
- 19:56Speaker 4: Johnson's probably there too. They're kind of savants, but they're
- 20:00Speaker 4: not just, hey, I studied on video. They understand all
- 20:06Speaker 4: aspects of the system to have answers and be able
- 20:08Speaker 4: to adjust. So when Ben Johnson goes from Caleb Williams
- 20:12Speaker 4: to Case Keenum. You couldn't make a bigger shift in
- 20:15Speaker 4: style of play or experience. Or even then goes the
- 20:18Speaker 4: next year and plays Tyson Badgen, who's barely played before,
- 20:21Speaker 4: and does what he does. They had 34 first downs yesterday.
- 20:25Speaker 4: I mean, that is really special. And I think there's
- 20:27Speaker 4: never more, it doesn't seem like there's more than six
- 20:30Speaker 4: or eight of those types of guys on offense at
- 20:32Speaker 4: a time in the league. And maybe fewer, like Mike McDaniel,
- 20:36Speaker 4: people were maybe putting in that and he's not able
- 20:38Speaker 4: to do it now. Hasn't been able to do it,
- 20:40Speaker 4: but there's a short list of them that are really
- 20:43Speaker 4: great at it.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Mike, great stuff. Always appreciate these Monday conversations. We'll do
- 20:47Speaker 2: it again next week, my friend. Thank you.
- 20:49Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 20:50Speaker 2: That's Mike Sando from The Athletic. Check out his pick
- 20:52Speaker 2: six column at theathletic.com. The NFL tab is usually on
- 20:55Speaker 2: the front page there. Good stuff. Good to around the
- 20:57Speaker 2: NFL as well. We'll take a break.
- 20:58Speaker 3: Come back.
- 20:59Speaker 2: Factor Fiction and your text messages are coming up next.
- 21:05Speaker 5: Hello, hello. Beautiful Monday over here in Spokane. For the
- 21:09Speaker 5: Seahawks owner, I wish that Neil, the younger son, was
- 21:14Speaker 5: the mouthpiece for the Seahawks. He's very intelligent. He talks very,
- 21:20Speaker 5: very well. He's young. He's energetic. I think he needs
- 21:24Speaker 5: to take reins from his father immediately and be the
- 21:29Speaker 5: sole mouthpiece for the Seahawks ownership.
- 21:32Speaker 2: Later. I understand what you're saying. Here's the problem. No
- 21:36Speaker 2: one's going to tell the billionaire patriarch of the family
- 21:40Speaker 2: when he can and can't go on social media. Yeah,
- 21:42Speaker 2: you can't speak anymore.
- 21:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 21:46Speaker 2: We're talking about uncharted waters here for us. Yeah. Because
- 21:49Speaker 2: we went from Paul Allen and Jody Allen never saying
- 21:52Speaker 2: anything publicly to people that are owning the team that
- 21:56Speaker 2: are active on social media, which... Last I checked, does
- 22:01Speaker 2: sometimes get you in trouble. Well, and actively doing interviews.
- 22:03Speaker 2: I could be wrong. Yeah, doing interviews. Yeah. I could
- 22:05Speaker 2: be wrong. No, you're right. Sometimes on social media, you
- 22:08Speaker 2: can get in trouble. Am I right? Yes, you are correct.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Sometimes you say things or tweet things and you go, oh,
- 22:13Speaker 2: I shouldn't do that. And then sometimes you leave it up.
- 22:17Speaker 2: Or then you don't. Instead of delete it. Or then
- 22:19Speaker 2: you don't. Or then you don't. Then you delete it later.
- 22:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 22:22Speaker 2: Sometimes. Sometimes. But you got to be a billionaire to
- 22:25Speaker 2: have that kind of juice. Mm-hmm. Ain't nobody telling him
- 22:27Speaker 2: what to do. That's what it is. Just don't blame
- 22:30Speaker 2: the media. That's the cop-out that I don't like. God,
- 22:34Speaker 2: it's just such a lazy thing to do. It's like, oh,
- 22:36Speaker 2: it's the media's fault. They're looking for clicks. No, dude,
- 22:38Speaker 2: you said never say never. Did you say it or
- 22:41Speaker 2: did you not say it? You said never say never
- 22:43Speaker 2: in a city that lost an NBA franchise that had
- 22:46Speaker 2: been here for 41 years. Yeah. And you're owning a
- 22:50Speaker 2: franchise that tried to move 30-something years ago.
- 22:54Speaker 6: And if you're mad or you didn't say it, then
- 22:56Speaker 6: sue Axios because they put in the article that you
- 22:59Speaker 6: said it.
- 22:59Speaker 2: Exactly. Exactly.
- 23:01Speaker 6: That's not general media problem.
- 23:03Speaker 2: Yes. We're just reporting what you said there. Yeah. This
- 23:07Speaker 2: is what you said. We didn't put the words in
- 23:08Speaker 2: your mouth. This is not an us problem. It's a
- 23:11Speaker 2: you problem.
- 23:12Speaker 4: Yes.
- 23:12Speaker 2: But the problem is you don't see it as a problem,
- 23:14Speaker 2: so it ain't a you problem. It's just a problem. Correct. Yeah,
- 23:16Speaker 2: that's a good way to put it.
- 23:18Speaker 3: Next.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Next.
- 23:18Speaker 7: Ian Jess, Anders Jackson, Fantasy Feltz here! Anders totally said
- 23:21Speaker 7: factual last time, botching a key punchline.
- 23:23Speaker 2: Nevertheless, here's the fantasy.
- 23:24Speaker 6: She lays down.
- 23:25Speaker 4: I do too.
- 23:25Speaker 6: She asks me to leave.
- 23:26Speaker 4: Just realize I'm in football.
- 23:27Speaker 7: But just in case, I'll just rest on the text
- 23:28Speaker 7: line until Ashley blocks me, Safjian blocks me, and Ian
- 23:31Speaker 7: holds me.
- 23:31Speaker 3: No stress, Jess.
- 23:32Speaker 7: The rest of the other scene will be acted out
- 23:33Speaker 7: on episode four of How Smetsha Matter. Fall time equals
- 23:35Speaker 7: ball time. Featuring a new segment, Furious Fantasy Football Device
- 23:38Speaker 7: Law 2026.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Mike, Ricky, Ron, you can text me directly. The number's 1-800-911.
- 23:42Speaker 3: Fulton's out.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Feltz, he's in.
- 23:43Speaker 3: Catch me outside.
- 23:44Speaker 2: This week's advice, Mariners suck. Sounders at 730!
- 23:48Speaker 6: I had to listen to that about seven times to
- 23:49Speaker 6: make sure there was no swear words in it. I
- 23:51Speaker 6: was like, what is this person saying?
- 23:53Speaker 2: It's amazing. That's, was it Furious Fantasy Felts now?
- 23:57Speaker 3: Yes.
- 23:58Speaker 2: Okay, so Furious Fantasy Felts. Yeah. We've just had Furious Felts.
- 24:03Speaker 2: We've had FIFA Felts. Yes. Yeah, there's a number of
- 24:06Speaker 2: felts that will call in.
- 24:07Speaker 3: I like it.
- 24:09Speaker 2: That's another classic. I like it. I liked, God, is
- 24:12Speaker 2: there any way you can save that?
- 24:14Speaker 6: Uh, yeah.
- 24:14Speaker 2: I want to play that for Funston, Ricky, and all
- 24:16Speaker 2: the rest since he mentioned all those guys on Thursday.
- 24:19Speaker 4: Yes, he did.
- 24:19Speaker 2: I want to get that for those guys.
- 24:21Speaker 3: Okay.
- 24:22Speaker 2: You got it.
- 24:23Speaker 4: I'll save it.
- 24:24Speaker 2: Oh, God. That was good. Text line. I'll get to
- 24:27Speaker 2: the text. 49451. Oh, somebody mentioned, how about losing the pilots?
- 24:32Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Okay. I'll give you that. I'll dance with you there.
- 24:37Speaker 2: I'll get you there. 49451. Let's see. Can I actually
- 24:45Speaker 2: read here? A lot of people mad about Pat Chun
- 24:49Speaker 2: or Jed Fish.
- 24:51Speaker 4: I get it.
- 24:51Speaker 2: I'm mad about Kirby Moore and his play caller. We
- 24:54Speaker 2: replaced his play caller today.
- 24:57Speaker 4: I get you.
- 24:57Speaker 2: I feel you. We're all It's one thing the Husky
- 24:59Speaker 2: and Cougar fans can feel. We're all mad about our
- 25:01Speaker 2: football team right now. Yeah, we can all be angry together.
- 25:02Speaker 2: At least you guys have more than one win. Didn't
- 25:04Speaker 2: lose to Fresno State at home on Dad's weekend.
- 25:06Speaker 3: By a lot.
- 25:07Speaker 1: You know?
- 25:07Speaker 2: I mean, that's better, right? That's better than we have.
- 25:12Speaker 2: I mean, Ashley, if I was you, I'd just claim
- 25:13Speaker 2: USC right now. I felt gross after that game. Talked
- 25:17Speaker 2: about the stuff earlier. I'm a season ticket holder for
- 25:19Speaker 2: the Huskies. About $ 500 for tickets and $ 500 for donation.
- 25:22Speaker 2: That's all they're getting from me. Somebody else says 425.
- 25:25Speaker 2: I'm not giving a dime anymore. I'm a college football fan.
- 25:27Speaker 2: I'm not a college football bank officer. There's a lot
- 25:30Speaker 2: of those texts today. We talked about that at the.
- 25:32Speaker 4: Start of the show.
- 25:33Speaker 2: You know, like I was mentioning to Hugh, the return
- 25:35Speaker 2: on investment is just not there.
- 25:38Speaker 3: Right.
- 25:39Speaker 2: And so then you come back and say, hey, you
- 25:41Speaker 2: know what? You're a bad fan. You're not donating enough. Well,
- 25:43Speaker 2: I donated and your quarterback's not good or your wide
- 25:45Speaker 2: receiver's not good or your running back's not good or
- 25:47Speaker 2: the coach isn't good. Whatever.
- 25:48Speaker 3: Whatever.
- 25:49Speaker 2: There's no other sport that tells you you have to
- 25:51Speaker 2: spend money to be a good fan outside of going
- 25:53Speaker 2: to games and tickets.
- 25:54Speaker 5: Right.
- 25:55Speaker 2: It's true. Like Jerry DiPoto. And if you're not, you're
- 25:57Speaker 2: not supporting the team.
- 25:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:59Speaker 2: You don't want them to succeed. Jerry doesn't come out
- 26:02Speaker 2: and say, yay, you guys gave me more money.
- 26:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Cal and Josh wouldn't have had more, just had surgery.
- 26:09Speaker 2: By the way, I didn't mention that earlier. Josh Naylor
- 26:12Speaker 2: and Cal Raleigh just had postseason surgeries, shoulder and wrist
- 26:16Speaker 2: for Cal and Josh respectively. Both should be ready to
- 26:18Speaker 2: go by spring. Wow. Spring training might be in July,
- 26:21Speaker 2: but those days should both be ready. Naylor must be fine.
- 26:23Speaker 2: He was at the cracking game last night. Yeah, he
- 26:24Speaker 2: was wearing his jersey. Yeah, he was at the cracking
- 26:26Speaker 2: game last night.
- 26:26Speaker 3: He was fine.
- 26:27Speaker 2: All right, Factor Fiction, here we go. We're set to go.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Glad you're with us.
- 26:30Speaker 1: It's your shot at our weekly $ 1, 000 and the $ 10, 000
- 26:35Speaker 1: grand prize.
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- 26:42Speaker 1: day feels lucky.
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- 26:51Speaker 2: Alrighty, sir, ma'am, people, everyone involved.
- 26:55Speaker 3: Sirs and ma'ams.
- 26:57Speaker 2: Somebody asked about recapping. I'll do that in a second.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Let me just give you the pick so we get
- 27:00Speaker 2: that out there, and I'll tell you why in a second.
- 27:02Speaker 2: But I'm going Cleveland plus one and a half at
- 27:05Speaker 2: the New York Jets. Cleveland plus one and a half
- 27:06Speaker 2: at the New York Jets. Somebody said, hey, can we
- 27:08Speaker 2: get a recap? I'll give you a recap because we
- 27:11Speaker 2: had a three and two. We had a winning week.
- 27:12Speaker 2: That's a winning week, Ashley. We had a winning week
- 27:15Speaker 2: last week. Let's go through the picks for us last week.
- 27:18Speaker 2: I had UW plus nine and a half at USC. Yeah,
- 27:21Speaker 2: that's a win. You know what? I was listening to
- 27:23Speaker 2: that thing on the way home. And all I was
- 27:26Speaker 2: thinking is, God, don't throw a pick six and blow my,
- 27:30Speaker 2: because they were a five, right? I'm like, God, don't
- 27:33Speaker 2: do that. Don't do that, DeMond. Don't fumble scoop score.
- 27:37Speaker 2: Don't do that again. You already did it once today.
- 27:39Speaker 2: Don't do it again. Just lose with grace under nine
- 27:42Speaker 2: and a half. Yeah, lose with grace and keep it
- 27:44Speaker 2: around the same score you're at. So I got a
- 27:45Speaker 2: win there.
- 27:46Speaker 3: Yep.
- 27:46Speaker 2: Ashley had Buffalo minus six and a half against New England.
- 27:49Speaker 2: I thought they were going to pull it off. Then
- 27:50Speaker 2: they blew it. That'd be fiction. You like that? I
- 27:53Speaker 2: like that pick too. Yeah.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:55Speaker 2: I had a winner with Cleveland plus two and a
- 27:57Speaker 2: half against Pittsburgh. That's right. Thursday night football. You were chasing. Chasing.
- 28:02Speaker 2: And I just went with the Browns again. I didn't
- 28:04Speaker 2: realize that. I've gone two weeks in a row with
- 28:05Speaker 2: the Browns.
- 28:05Speaker 3: Yep.
- 28:06Speaker 2: You know what? If it's working. I like the stadium mustard.
- 28:10Speaker 2: If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I like the
- 28:11Speaker 2: stadium mustard.
- 28:12Speaker 3: That's right.
- 28:12Speaker 2: What can you do?
- 28:13Speaker 3: I get it.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Ashley got a fact. Raiders plus four and a half
- 28:16Speaker 2: against Kansas City.
- 28:17Speaker 4: And you know what?
- 28:18Speaker 2: You people only gave her a 47% approval rating. So 53%
- 28:22Speaker 2: of you guys didn't get it. Yeah. You all went
- 28:26Speaker 2: with Anders.
- 28:27Speaker 3: Yes.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. You countered Anders. Or no, it was Kidd.
- 28:31Speaker 3: Kidd.
- 28:31Speaker 2: Four and a half.
- 28:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:32Speaker 2: Kansas City minus the four and a half. We'll get
- 28:35Speaker 2: to them in a second. Yeah. And then I lost
- 28:38Speaker 2: Florida minus four and a half against Mizzou. They were
- 28:40Speaker 2: never in it. Looking back, I'd probably pick that again.
- 28:44Speaker 2: I'm stunned how bad Florida was in that game. It
- 28:47Speaker 2: was terrible. Missouri just walloped him. Mizzou was really good,
- 28:52Speaker 2: but Florida was... That's 100% on me. I apologize to the...
- 28:57Speaker 2: I don't see what the approval was, but I apologize
- 28:59Speaker 2: to all those who picked that with me. I should
- 29:03Speaker 2: have known. I should have known, Ash. Oh, you don't,
- 29:06Speaker 2: there's no percentage. There's no percentage there. So maybe all
- 29:09Speaker 2: of you disagreed.
- 29:09Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Who knows? Uh, so that's what it was. So we
- 29:11Speaker 2: have three and two week. That's a good week in
- 29:13Speaker 2: factor fiction brought to you by the lucky old casino
- 29:15Speaker 2: and hotel. Why are you texting factor fiction? Trying to
- 29:17Speaker 2: win a thousand dollar weekly prize, $ 10, 000 grand prize. Um,
- 29:20Speaker 2: the morning show, they went one in four. Chuck got
- 29:24Speaker 2: Texas tech minus 13 at Colorado, right? Picking against Dion's.
- 29:29Speaker 2: That's a good call. Yeah, I think so.
- 29:32Speaker 6: Especially cause they can't even hang on to their playbook.
- 29:33Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 29:34Speaker 2: Uh, Anders got a push, but that's a loss.
- 29:38Speaker 3: Yep.
- 29:39Speaker 2: With Seattle on the chart. Chris kid minus four and
- 29:41Speaker 2: a half Raiders actually beat him head up on that
- 29:43Speaker 2: one Chuck plus three and a half Washington plus three
- 29:46Speaker 2: and a half versus Indy that's a loss and Anders
- 29:50Speaker 2: minus Philadelphia minus three and a half Monday night against
- 29:52Speaker 2: Chicago that was a big loss early they took a
- 29:54Speaker 2: loss on the first day of the week good three
- 29:57Speaker 2: and two week For the Greg Bell show, Greg missed
- 30:01Speaker 2: the Army game. Jess, oh, yeah, three and two. Jess
- 30:05Speaker 2: got Chicago Jets right. She picked against her Jets and
- 30:08Speaker 2: got that one right. Greg picking Air Force minus three
- 30:12Speaker 2: versus Navy. That's like Ian picking the Huskies. Kind of
- 30:17Speaker 2: a win-win. They don't win, you're fine. Boy, the afternoon show,
- 30:22Speaker 2: you just wait until 335 with the next Factor Fiction.
- 30:25Speaker 2: They're going to be sticking their chest out big time. Oh, yeah,
- 30:27Speaker 2: getting all sorts of puffy. Softie was wrong with Houston
- 30:31Speaker 2: and Dallas. Houston minus 2.5 versus Dallas, but the rest
- 30:33Speaker 2: of them. Dick got his first two wins of the year.
- 30:36Speaker 4: He did.
- 30:37Speaker 2: Softie, by proxy, got Fresno State plus 1.5 against Wazoo.
- 30:42Speaker 3: That was an easy pick.
- 30:44Speaker 2: So, yeah, in honor of Jackson, I don't know who
- 30:46Speaker 2: made that pick. Denver was 49ers under 47.5. Oh, because
- 30:49Speaker 2: Jackson's going all unders this year.
- 30:51Speaker 7: Yes.
- 30:52Speaker 2: Yeah, so they haven't updated. Anders is probably taking a
- 30:54Speaker 2: nap right now because he has to get up early,
- 30:56Speaker 2: so who knows. But he hasn't updated the stands. We'll
- 30:57Speaker 2: get those tomorrow. But, yeah, so there you go. That's
- 31:00Speaker 2: the picks. My pick today, Browns. Browns plus one and
- 31:06Speaker 2: a half at the New York Jets. Gino. Gino. Gino
- 31:12Speaker 2: and Deshaun. I like Deshaun Watson in that matchup. Plus,
- 31:16Speaker 2: we just talked to Mike Sandel about the Browns and
- 31:18Speaker 2: how they're actually not bad. He's a football team. Jared
- 31:21Speaker 2: Verst and company on the defense. Todd Monken throwing out
- 31:24Speaker 2: F-bombs in press conferences about being Cleveland. Hey, man, he's
- 31:27Speaker 2: got them going. And the Jets, last I checked, aren't great.
- 31:31Speaker 2: I could be wrong with that. You're correct. Am I right?
- 31:33Speaker 2: You're correct. They're 1-3. Meanwhile, my Cleveland Browns are 3-1.
- 31:38Speaker 2: My Cleveland Browns. You are a proud member of that
- 31:40Speaker 2: dog pound. I told you I like the mustard. The
- 31:42Speaker 2: stadium mustard is solid. It's good. They also, yeah, I'm in, so.
- 31:47Speaker 2: Text FACT if you agree, 49451. If you disagree, FICTION49451.
- 31:50Speaker 2: You're trying to win a $ 1, 000 weekly prize, $ 10, 000 grand prize.
- 31:55Speaker 2: One more time. Browns, text FACT, plus one and a half, 49451.
- 31:59Speaker 2: If you disagree, FICTION49451. We'll be joined by the University
- 32:05Speaker 2: of Washington, Washington sideline reporter, Dave Mahler, next.
- 32:09Speaker 5: Ashley.
- 32:10Speaker 4: Ashley.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Yes, Ian.
- 32:13Speaker 2: Saturday night, after a cracking game, I'm driving across the
- 32:18Speaker 2: 520 floating bridge. I flip on 93.3 KJR FM. I
- 32:24Speaker 2: hear the Husky broadcast. Can you feel it now? I
- 32:30Speaker 2: didn't hear him, but I listened carefully, intently. The play-by-play
- 32:34Speaker 2: of Elyse Woodward, the expert analysis from one of the
- 32:39Speaker 2: pride of Skagit County, Cam Cleveland. Mm-hmm. And then some
- 32:43Speaker 2: other clown. I don't know who the other guy was.
- 32:45Speaker 3: Cedro Woolley.
- 32:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Who was the other guy that I heard on that broadcast?
- 32:48Speaker 2: Who was the other person?
- 32:48Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 32:49Speaker 2: Move on. I don't know. Move on.
- 32:51Speaker 3: Move on. I heard.
- 32:53Speaker 2: It sounded familiar. I couldn't put... It wasn't Furious Feltz. Mm-hmm.
- 32:58Speaker 2: It wasn't even FIFA Feltz. Mm-hmm. No, I couldn't... It
- 33:03Speaker 2: sounded a little like Petros, but I knew it wasn't him.
- 33:06Speaker 3: I saw him Friday night.
- 33:08Speaker 2: It was Dave Softy Muller on the sideline. He said
- 33:12Speaker 2: at one point, it's hot.
- 33:13Speaker 3: Grab your nuts.
- 33:14Speaker 2: It's hot down here. He was talking about how hot
- 33:17Speaker 2: it was in Southern California.
- 33:18Speaker 4: I know how dick feels.
- 33:19Speaker 6: I'm regretting that I allow him to have this wall up.
- 33:24Speaker 2: Oh, goodness me.
- 33:25Speaker 3: So fun, though, right?
- 33:27Speaker 4: It was.
- 33:27Speaker 3: It's so fun.
- 33:28Speaker 2: No, it wasn't Petros. It wasn't any of those other folks.
- 33:30Speaker 2: Dave Softy. Let's go to the sideline to Softy. Elyse,
- 33:36Speaker 2: I'm looking in the eyes of DeMond Williams, and I
- 33:38Speaker 2: don't know what he was looking at there. That was
- 33:40Speaker 2: the quote.
- 33:40Speaker 3: I don't think I ever said that. That would have
- 33:42Speaker 3: been appropriate. I'll tell you what, though. I was looking
- 33:45Speaker 3: right down the sideline when USC got away with a
- 33:47Speaker 3: blatant offensive pass interference.
- 33:49Speaker 2: It was absurd. How did they not call that?
- 33:53Speaker 3: Because the line judge, I'll tell you exactly why. It
- 33:55Speaker 3: was unbelievable. Like the spot that I was in, actually,
- 33:59Speaker 3: I'm literally staring up the sideline towards the other end
- 34:02Speaker 3: of the stadium. And the line judge steps right in
- 34:05Speaker 3: front of me, throws a flag, and sees the back
- 34:07Speaker 3: of the receiver so he doesn't see the guy getting
- 34:10Speaker 3: grabbed by his shoulder. He was totally out of position
- 34:13Speaker 3: to make that call. You know what I wanted to do,
- 34:15Speaker 3: by the way, during that exact moment? And you guys
- 34:18Speaker 3: would know this because you're like me. You're older, seasoned.
- 34:22Speaker 4: Seasoned.
- 34:22Speaker 3: I wanted to pull a Dennis Hopper in Hoosiers. and
- 34:26Speaker 3: just run out on the field and go, you're not
- 34:28Speaker 3: in a position to make the call. You're going to die, right?
- 34:32Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 34:33Speaker 2: Because it was terrible.
- 34:34Speaker 3: I mean, it was just an awful, awful angle for
- 34:37Speaker 3: that guy to throw that flag.
- 34:38Speaker 2: Okay, that brings us to an interesting thought. I think
- 34:40Speaker 2: you heard Elise, by the way, going bananas. He's so
- 34:42Speaker 2: tantalizing when you look at his package. Oh, my God. Okay,
- 34:49Speaker 2: let me tell you something. That might be the worst
- 34:51Speaker 2: call I've ever seen. Until Saturday. Until that happened on Saturday.
- 34:56Speaker 3: That was pretty bad, man. Pretty bad.
- 34:58Speaker 2: As you're telling that story about the line judge, I'm
- 35:00Speaker 2: thinking to myself, that brings up the conversation we've had
- 35:02Speaker 2: a number of times with one Mike Holmgren, where you
- 35:05Speaker 2: ask him, I've asked him a lot of times, because
- 35:08Speaker 2: you're on the sideline in Green Bay.
- 35:09Speaker 3: Correct. Al Harris.
- 35:11Speaker 2: What if you had just taken three steps and tripped
- 35:15Speaker 2: Al Harris as he went down the sideline?
- 35:17Speaker 1: Right.
- 35:17Speaker 3: Well, I never would have gotten credentialed again for a
- 35:19Speaker 3: football game in my life. No, no. I would have
- 35:21Speaker 3: been on Letterman, though.
- 35:23Speaker 2: You would have been famous.
- 35:24Speaker 3: I would have been the answer to a trivia question.
- 35:27Speaker 3: That fat idiot in Green Bay that came off the
- 35:30Speaker 3: sideline and tripped up Al Harris in that playoff game.
- 35:33Speaker 3: Whatever happened to that guy? We actually looked into it.
- 35:36Speaker 3: There's some unforeseen circumstance rule that the NFL can implement,
- 35:43Speaker 3: and they would have awarded Al Harris a touchdown. So
- 35:46Speaker 3: it wouldn't have mattered anyway.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Well, you've still been famous.
- 35:49Speaker 3: More famous than I am now. That's assuming I'm famous.
- 35:53Speaker 2: You're famous. You're famous here.
- 35:54Speaker 3: I'm so famous.
- 35:55Speaker 4: So famous.
- 35:56Speaker 2: That game had a little more weight than this one, but.
- 36:00Speaker 3: The Packer game?
- 36:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:02Speaker 3: Oh, for sure. Hey, how much time have you spent
- 36:05Speaker 3: talking about your football team, by the way?
- 36:07Speaker 2: That'll be tomorrow. We did spend a little bit of
- 36:08Speaker 2: time today. I did mention that we have the worst
- 36:10Speaker 2: quarterback in the country, no matter what level.
- 36:12Speaker 3: Well, you know what? I've got to be honest with you, man.
- 36:14Speaker 3: We told you guys that. No, I mentioned that. You
- 36:17Speaker 3: came here with UC Davis a year ago and looked terrible.
- 36:19Speaker 4: I don't know, man.
- 36:20Speaker 3: You want Devon Williams? Tell you what, we'll cut you
- 36:23Speaker 3: a deal.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 36:23Speaker 3: You pay half his $ 4 million the rest of the way?
- 36:26Speaker 3: You can have him.
- 36:27Speaker 2: Our guy's not worth $ 250, 000. Your guy's not worth $ 2
- 36:31Speaker 2: million either. I had that conversation with you today a
- 36:34Speaker 2: little bit. Across the country, this is going to be
- 36:38Speaker 2: the problem. When you start having buyer's remorse, and then
- 36:41Speaker 2: you go back to the rich folks and say, hey,
- 36:45Speaker 2: you know what? We need another $ 2 million. What's Cal
- 36:48Speaker 2: doing right now?
- 36:49Speaker 7: Right.
- 36:50Speaker 2: I mean, JKS is awful.
- 36:51Speaker 3: Well, we own 2.3 and all the rest of the way,
- 36:53Speaker 3: so it's like a prorated deal. The Mariners make a trade.
- 36:56Speaker 3: You want to just cut him? Pick up the rest
- 36:57Speaker 3: of the salary. 2.3 mil. Call Lane. You can take him.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Call Lane right now. See if Lane will take him.
- 37:04Speaker 3: Lane doesn't want him. Lane's got the guy that we
- 37:06Speaker 3: were going to have if DeMond had gone to play
- 37:08Speaker 3: for Lane.
- 37:08Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 37:09Speaker 3: It's just so crazy how that works.
- 37:12Speaker 2: But that's the problem we run into is because instead
- 37:15Speaker 2: of just talking about, well, listen, he's struggling, but next
- 37:17Speaker 2: year he'll be better and all that. No, you're talking about, wait,
- 37:19Speaker 2: we just paid this guy $ 4 million. Again, it's not
- 37:21Speaker 2: just him. Cal's even worse shape. The kid's a sophomore.
- 37:26Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's Cal.
- 37:27Speaker 2: I know.
- 37:28Speaker 3: Right? That's the thing.
- 37:29Speaker 2: Well, they tried to play with the big boys.
- 37:30Speaker 3: No, that's Cal.
- 37:31Speaker 2: But that's the thing. You're trying to play this game
- 37:34Speaker 2: all across the country, and guys are– I don't know.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Who's your backup?
- 37:38Speaker 3: Who's Pinnock's backup?
- 37:39Speaker 2: Owen Eshelman. He's a freshman. Everyone's like, why is he
- 37:42Speaker 2: not playing? The thing you always say to yourself is,
- 37:48Speaker 2: how bad must he be if he can't get in
- 37:50Speaker 2: over this guy?
- 37:50Speaker 3: You've got to get the clip from Planes, Trains, and
- 37:52Speaker 3: Automobiles if you go to Owen. When he picks up
- 37:55Speaker 3: Steve Martin and John Candy, I'm Owen.
- 37:59Speaker 2: I was thinking... We came out sideways.
- 38:01Speaker 3: She didn't scream or nothing.
- 38:03Speaker 2: Owen has no friends. He's fat and he's stupid.
- 38:06Speaker 3: That's Throw Mama from the Train. Yeah, you gotta go
- 38:10Speaker 3: with that one, too.
- 38:11Speaker 2: There's a lot of great moment clips. I'm not sure.
- 38:15Speaker 2: I thought the Paul Wolf era, we had the worst...
- 38:17Speaker 2: With Kevin Lapina, that was the worst offense I'd ever seen.
- 38:22Speaker 2: This is worse.
- 38:23Speaker 3: We scored 54 points in five games. That's not even
- 38:26Speaker 3: 11 a game.
- 38:27Speaker 2: I think Three touchdowns. No, I think it's three touchdowns
- 38:32Speaker 2: against FBS opponents.
- 38:34Speaker 3: Listen, who am I to talk?
- 38:36Speaker 2: I know, we're both worthless right now with our teams.
- 38:38Speaker 2: Our team's both brutal. You know what, you guys get
- 38:41Speaker 2: a win against Iowa on Friday, it'll be fun.
- 38:43Speaker 3: I think they will win Friday, by the way. I
- 38:45Speaker 3: feel good about it. Also, I'm lying. I do think
- 38:51Speaker 3: they'll win.
- 38:55Speaker 2: I may come see you Friday.
- 38:56Speaker 3: Yeah, come on over.
- 38:57Speaker 2: I may come over after the hockey game.
- 38:58Speaker 3: What are you doing Friday?
- 38:59Speaker 2: I'm going to be at a hockey game, and I'll
- 39:00Speaker 2: be done about it.
- 39:00Speaker 3: Oh, you're off.
- 39:01Speaker 2: Yeah, come by. No, I'm not off. We've got a
- 39:03Speaker 2: hockey game.
- 39:04Speaker 3: You're off with the radio.
- 39:05Speaker 2: No, I'm doing two hours. Oh, you are?
- 39:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 39:07Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha.
- 39:09Speaker 3: You sure you can handle that?
- 39:10Speaker 1: No.
- 39:10Speaker 2: Do you have a spot on the sideline for me?
- 39:13Speaker 1: I do, yeah.
- 39:14Speaker 3: Call back.
- 39:14Speaker 5: Absolutely.
- 39:14Speaker 2: See if you'll let me come out.
- 39:15Speaker 3: If you want to hang out, you're more than welcome.
- 39:16Speaker 4: I can come down.
- 39:17Speaker 2: I want to watch how the pros do it. Done.
- 39:19Speaker 2: Come on over, man. I want to see how the
- 39:20Speaker 2: pro does it.
- 39:21Speaker 3: We got you covered.
- 39:22Speaker 2: At least you won't be sweating. How much weight did
- 39:24Speaker 2: you lose? You don't need to lose weight anymore. Yeah,
- 39:26Speaker 2: you don't need to lose weight anymore.
- 39:27Speaker 3: Well, I lost whatever I stuffed into my mouth on
- 39:29Speaker 3: Friday night. With who?
- 39:30Speaker 2: Who are you with again?
- 39:32Speaker 3: Petros.
- 39:32Speaker 1: Oh, God.
- 39:33Speaker 3: Oh, you want to hear a clip?
- 39:34Speaker 4: Is that what you're doing?
- 39:35Speaker 3: That's what I want to hear.
- 39:36Speaker 4: Is that what you're bringing on?
- 39:37Speaker 2: Come on.
- 39:37Speaker 3: Come on. You play one of my favorite ones.
- 39:39Speaker 2: Give me a Petros.
- 39:40Speaker 3: Let me get a good one. How about we do
- 39:42Speaker 3: this one? I love Dick, but I'm on my period.
- 39:47Speaker 2: With that said, what's on your show today, sir?
- 39:48Speaker 3: He's going to bite their genitals off and spit them
- 39:51Speaker 3: into the Willamette.
- 39:52Speaker 2: Wall's going down. What are you doing today on your show?
- 39:56Speaker 3: Reaction to the weekend, obviously. Hugh Villain will join at 4.
- 40:00Speaker 3: More at 4. Yeah, we'll go more at 4 with Hugh.
- 40:02Speaker 3: We've got a couple segments. Then we've got Falcon Saints
- 40:05Speaker 3: coming at 5 o'clock tonight from New Orleans.
- 40:07Speaker 2: Beautiful.
- 40:08Speaker 3: A little You Make the Call, Bellevue Rare Coins Golden
- 40:10Speaker 3: Moment from the weekend. Then are we all glass half
- 40:13Speaker 3: full for the Seahawks? After another win, or are we
- 40:16Speaker 3: getting to a point now where we're getting picky about
- 40:19Speaker 3: these games? So we'll do that coming up as well.