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EP 2 - RAW DOGGIN IT · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. I am a man and I'll
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  Speaker 1: just rip the dinner off me and sleep bear naked
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  Speaker 1: out in the fucking open. It's not like the sheep
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  Speaker 1: falls off me, like, oh no, put the sheep back
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  Speaker 1: on this. I used to be like that. I used
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  Speaker 1: to not be able to sleep without doner on because
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  Speaker 1: it felt safe when I was ten.
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  Speaker 2: Relatable Relatables podcast says by myself mister Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 2: and my partner in crime is like AKA Mummy and
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  Speaker 2: he is Mummy Because.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get pedicles? No, I was gonna say, cause
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  Speaker 1: you get peticoles, but you don't, so it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: Did you think I got? I'm not just looking at
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  Speaker 1: your feet. First time you've been bare feet in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Can they look good? Thanks to you know what I
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  Speaker 1: actually want to say to you. They look good for me?
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  Speaker 1: Your feet actually not even like it just in particularly
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  Speaker 1: it's always on his toe nails, Like your toenails look
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  Speaker 1: really good compared to the past. You know why, because
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  Speaker 1: I haven't touched the soccer ball in like two and
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  Speaker 1: a half years, so soccer was yeah, because I even
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  Speaker 1: like long distance runners and stuff like their tonails ruined
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  Speaker 1: coc I really like type boots too, which probably isn't
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  Speaker 1: healthy for your feet. I also think my I recognize
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  Speaker 1: stunted my growth of my feet from playing soccer because
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  Speaker 1: I'm six foot three. Here we go, let me land
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  Speaker 1: six foot three. My dad's six three, my brother's six three.
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  Speaker 1: They're all sizes eleven and twelve, nine and a half.
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  Speaker 1: And yes, guys, it all went to my penis. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 1: Audio has very small feet, which doesn't make sense for
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  Speaker 1: my heart hyped. Yeah, so I think I stunted my
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  Speaker 1: growth because I'm quite happy elsewhere are you? Yeah, couldn't
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  Speaker 1: be better. It could always be better. We call cass.
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  Speaker 1: I'm quite happy. Yeah, I have my seat. My feet
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  Speaker 1: are eleven yeah, shorter than me, and I'm on the
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  Speaker 1: high end of five or eleven. Yeah. And if you
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  Speaker 1: if you guys, if you guys six.
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  Speaker 3: If you guys have listening to the pod lately, it's
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  Speaker 3: sometimes you like to allow ourselves to be classic men.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll round up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I round up
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  Speaker 1: all the time. I'm six foot up here, six inches
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  Speaker 1: down here. Yeah, my bank account I round up on
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  Speaker 1: do you? Yeah? You know what I like to do
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  Speaker 1: for mental happiness is round down. Oh, how do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's kind of like assume I have less.
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  Speaker 3: Every time I go in, I'm like, I think I've
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  Speaker 3: got about two hundred and spendings knowing there should be
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  Speaker 3: six hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's six hundred, and I'm like, free money, baby,
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  Speaker 1: go by something looks like I need to treat myself.
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  Speaker 1: I take away do this tonight, thank you. The only
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  Speaker 1: time I gaslight myself with money is with GYG so
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  Speaker 1: Goozminoir Go Mads, a Mexican fast food restaurant around here.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a member? Have the app? I think I
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  Speaker 1: have it. I haven't been to geogy for quite a
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  Speaker 1: long time. Actually saying that you guludn't free kind of
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  Speaker 1: feel like, oh yeah, yeah, fuck fuck it, dude, just
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  Speaker 1: have some shit said every now Beth did say every
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  Speaker 1: now and then you should just treat yourself for it
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  Speaker 1: before you get the problem. Yeah. Yeah. What I was
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  Speaker 1: going to say was the only time I gaslight myself
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  Speaker 1: with money is otherwise I'm quite good. I think here
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  Speaker 1: and there I have a few lapses of judgment, But
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  Speaker 1: so there's GYG dollars and once you spend like something crazy,
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  Speaker 1: like one hundred and fifty or like two hundred dollars,
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  Speaker 1: you get like twenty dollars free. I'll make sure I
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  Speaker 1: use that up to get my twenty dollars free. And
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  Speaker 1: then it's that one time when when my twenty five
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  Speaker 1: dollars meal is like five dollars, I feel like a king.
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  Speaker 1: How many times have you had that? Oh? And also
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  Speaker 1: I make sure when so Cassie thinks I'm being a
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  Speaker 1: good boyfriend and I order alergyg technically I'm paying for her,
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  Speaker 1: but also I just want the points. You're that guy,
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  Speaker 1: your guy, bro, Hey, the game is the game. I
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  Speaker 1: have a story. Actually, Okay, I have two things I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about. I don't want to forget about
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  Speaker 1: one of them.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, remember the word gas lighting, and then remind me
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  Speaker 3: after I said what I'm about to say.
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  Speaker 1: All right, on the topic of on the topic of
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  Speaker 1: a you're saying you want points. My older sister is
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  Speaker 1: the type of person to always offer up her credit
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  Speaker 1: card and then and then and then we pay her
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  Speaker 1: back so she can get points. And I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: part of me is kind of like stop, It's kind
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  Speaker 1: of like funk off. Yeah, like that's what should be
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  Speaker 1: saying point in my defense, Cassie's still getting a free dinner. Yeah. True,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not getting a free dinner, free flight, or free whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Johanna is putting on a freaking credit card. And but
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  Speaker 1: to be fair, now that we have a credit I
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  Speaker 1: tell you what life hack. Whenever you have to buy
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  Speaker 1: something like technology or something we could claim on the
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  Speaker 1: business or your girlfriend needs something, say she wanted a printer,
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  Speaker 1: you go, oh, use the business card, and then she
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  Speaker 1: you pay me half and then she gives you half
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  Speaker 1: of the cash. You just made some money. It feels
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  Speaker 1: like it anyway, because I made points, got points, and
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  Speaker 1: you got cash. You just took money out of our
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  Speaker 1: bank account and then you turned it into cash and
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  Speaker 1: Beth paid for it deposits. Yeah, it's good. It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, Chad Gpt helped me set
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  Speaker 1: up our our new little flight based system to get
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  Speaker 1: like triple points. I don't know, get on that corners business.
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  Speaker 1: So gas lighting. Oh yeah, so.
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  Speaker 3: I yesterday was gone about my normal day. I had breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: I was like super hungry for breakfast, right, and I
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  Speaker 3: had breakfast, and and I basically the premise to this
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  Speaker 3: is I think girlfriends can be a bad influence.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So had my breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: I was super hungry after my breakfast, but it's the
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  Speaker 3: same breakfast I always have, so I thought, I'm obviously
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  Speaker 3: not hungry.
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  Speaker 1: Somethings just I'm bored or something. I don't know. Went
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  Speaker 1: and did some work. So so hungry, so I had
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  Speaker 1: to have lunch at eleven thirty. Usually have it at
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  Speaker 1: like twelve thirty one. Yeah, how did eleven thirty finish? Lunch?
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  Speaker 3: Still like, nothing could satiate my hunger. And Beth gets
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  Speaker 3: home from doing something and I said to her.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just I'm so hungry today. I
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  Speaker 1: can't satiate this hunger. She goes, yeah, look sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: know the other day you did say you're getting a
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  Speaker 1: bit skinny, like you wanted to put back on some
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  Speaker 1: weight or whatever. And I was like, yeah, but that's
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  Speaker 1: why when I get back into the gym, I want
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  Speaker 1: to do that. And she's like, look, you could do
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  Speaker 1: a month of bad eating and I don't think it
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  Speaker 1: would be that bad. And I was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: that's actually true. I'll tell you what I hear and
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  Speaker 1: I saw, and so guess what I did yesterday? And
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  Speaker 1: a whole blockie chocolate. No, that's relatable too, because, like,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's also one of the many perks
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  Speaker 1: of a relationship because in mind, like when we're independent
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  Speaker 1: and apart, we'll both be extremely healthy. But she's my
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  Speaker 1: counterpart to be like, you want to sweet treat And
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  Speaker 1: if she does it, I feel better about myself. And
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  Speaker 1: if she says and now I'm like, oh, I won't
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  Speaker 1: have it, then she's like, no, you have it. It
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  Speaker 1: makes it feel better about it because if Beth didn't
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  Speaker 1: say you could do whatever you want, you probably would
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  Speaker 1: have just fucking had an apple. Yeah, if I said,
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  Speaker 1: like that what I said, and she goes, yeah, you should,
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  Speaker 1: you should? You better watch for your Just say to
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  Speaker 1: Beth on the sly one day, just be like something
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  Speaker 1: about like gassing up being no, not gassing up the
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  Speaker 1: opposite of you being like a skinny little bitch. So
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  Speaker 1: whenever you ask about food in the future, she says, really, Jake, like,
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  Speaker 1: I feel so skinny. What about your goals? What about
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  Speaker 1: your goals? Jake? You've been looking skinny. It feels so skinny.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to get like some big for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: smashing down chocolate and stuff. You know what else I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to ask, is can women also weaponizing competence?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they could a question universal thing, because I
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  Speaker 1: think men do it more, but I think women definitely could.
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  Speaker 3: Guilty of it in the past with my older sister,
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  Speaker 3: and I apologize to her for it, and she said,
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  Speaker 3: thank you for apologizing.
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad for doing it. But if you apologize.
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  Speaker 1: But so, I don't know. If this is a debate
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  Speaker 1: that you have with your girlfriend, maybe wouldn't have come
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  Speaker 1: up yet because you don't live together yet, but once
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  Speaker 1: you do live together, it could come up. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Bethany likes the bed cheese to be changed at a
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  Speaker 3: frequent nice frequent. You know, one week, two weeks? You know,
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  Speaker 3: two weeks is like a bit of a stretch in
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  Speaker 3: my opinion. Now, I used to do longer, a lot longer.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, Beth's going two weeks. You could go two weeks
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  Speaker 1: with that change? You do it? Really, you become one.
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  Speaker 1: I swear she used to be a week, and she
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  Speaker 1: used to be a one week, and you were a monther. Yea, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we've we've met in the middle from us, so for
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  Speaker 1: a while, one month is fucking crazy. Hey, are you
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  Speaker 1: just doing a dude still yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Top
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  Speaker 1: sheets for people that are going to hell. Top sheets
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  Speaker 1: are for people. I'm a one week at top sheeter
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  Speaker 1: and I've transferred my girlfriend into a top sheheter as well,
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  Speaker 1: having a top sheet of figure flag. It's not really hot,
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  Speaker 1: like the fact that because I'm so hot, you're willingly
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  Speaker 1: putting yourself in the situation to be strangled and like mummified.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, like a baby when you wrap
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  Speaker 1: them up, their arms don't move around. But I've seen
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  Speaker 1: you sleep and you like you go on like the
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  Speaker 1: fetal position and ship and then they touch something between
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  Speaker 1: your little knees, and you can't do that with a
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  Speaker 1: fucking top sheet. I know that I sleep like a man,
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  Speaker 1: like a man. Yeah, what do you mean? I know
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  Speaker 1: the reason you have a top sheet. The reason you
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  Speaker 1: have a top sheet is because you sometimes don't want
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  Speaker 1: to sleep with a donner because it's too hot and
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  Speaker 1: you're too scared to not have a douner on. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not scared scared. It's not like a little bit of weight.
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  Speaker 1: I am a man, and I'll just rip the dounner
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  Speaker 1: off me and sleep naked out in the fucking open
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  Speaker 1: it's not like the sheet falls off me. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, put the sheet back on this. I used
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  Speaker 1: to be like that. I used to not be able
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  Speaker 1: to sleep without dinner on because it felt safe when
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  Speaker 1: I was ten. Ten. Yeah, But as an adult, though,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I've been going through I'm struggling to
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  Speaker 1: say phases then phases or phases, phases or phases of
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  Speaker 1: like as an adult, I feel like I have really
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  Speaker 1: really good sleep or just shit, like there's no in between.
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  Speaker 1: A I wake up and I feel like I'm hungover.
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  Speaker 1: I wake up, I'm like I'm ready to attack the day,
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  Speaker 1: and there's no in between this morning.
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  Speaker 3: So last night I went to bed at a very
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  Speaker 3: reasonable time, so six thirty alarm, I would have been
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  Speaker 3: asleep by quarter past ten.
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  Speaker 1: That's like a good reason. That's just over eight hours
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  Speaker 1: if I sleep all the way through. But I when
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  Speaker 1: I woke when my alarm went off, I felt like, shit, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I reckon. I want I want to be a conspiracist.
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  Speaker 1: What's the people who believe in like astrology. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: not the right thing like astrology. Yeah No, I mean
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  Speaker 1: like moon phases and the tide and all that. I
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  Speaker 1: want to start believing in that because I reckon The
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  Speaker 1: only justifiable thing of why we feel like shit. I
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  Speaker 1: had a good sleep is the moon's not in the
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  Speaker 1: right face. Shake it can't be. I felt like shit
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  Speaker 1: too this morning. You did. Yeah, I slept. I sleep
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  Speaker 1: like tenth thirty till seven thirty. That's a fucking big sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Tenth digital, seventh thirdy is are very big. I slept in.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yes, maybe I overslept. It gets
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  Speaker 1: two techies in that our day. That's nine hours. But
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's not bad. That's not oversleeping. Yeah exactly,
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  Speaker 1: But no, I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Like I actually so, I heard something really funny on
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: a podcast the other day, and it's like, so drug addicts, right,
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  Speaker 3: they all have like heroin, and then they will do like.
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  Speaker 1: No one's more motivated than a.
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  Speaker 3: Heroin addict to get heroin because of how it makes
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  Speaker 3: you feel, right, which is like you know, they get
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  Speaker 3: addicted affair.
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  Speaker 1: It's unfortunate.
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  Speaker 3: And so like this this person said, when I get
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  Speaker 3: a good sleep, I wake up and think I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Doing that again tonight. Yeah, but then you couldn't pay
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  Speaker 1: me enough to go to bed at a reasonable time
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  Speaker 1: that night, like I take for granted the fact that
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  Speaker 1: I had a great sleep, and then I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I've had one good sleep. I'm caught up, so I
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  Speaker 1: can chill tonight and stay up, be on my phone,
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  Speaker 1: do whatever I want. I have that with like being
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: on your phone, like you will give yourself, Like I
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  Speaker 1: really should get off my phone like an hour two
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  Speaker 1: hours before bed and it's watched TV, and I should
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: read it. When I read a book, I sleep really good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, Jake. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do that. I just want to lay there and
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  Speaker 1: not think it's very toxic.
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  Speaker 3: When I definitely like because I very much enjoy reading. Now,
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  Speaker 3: I've been like using my kindle in the last couple
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  Speaker 3: of nights I have. I'll read up until I'm like
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  Speaker 3: that eyes can't even open, and then I'll put my
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  Speaker 3: kindle down and then I'll roll over and I'll watch
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  Speaker 3: best's phone while she scrolls.
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  Speaker 1: She'll be like are you ready to laugh? And I'm
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I'm awake. So when
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  Speaker 1: I do finally go to like properly go to sleep,
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, now I'm awake. That makes sense. I
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: actually wanted to talk about I'm baddies before we get
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: into the rest of the episode. You might notice maybe
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: you haven't. You probably having to be honest, but we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna try something different today. Jake wanted to call this
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: episode what do you want to call it? I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to call this episode taking it raw, taking it raw
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  Speaker 1: or raw? I think I was leaning towards raw. Dogenet.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't landed on a name, but basically it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a little bit different. It's just going to be
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  Speaker 1: Jake and I raw talking, having fun.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be Audie and I just really going into
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  Speaker 3: a raw pause.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, big paus right there. I like raw because I
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: would have called it what do you mean raw? Like
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  Speaker 1: you like raw sex or like you like raw talking?
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  Speaker 1: Can the answer be yes to both? Yeah? But just
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  Speaker 1: not one of them with me? Why? I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: mean serious question? Why not? I don't want to I
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: saw one of the baddies We had an ig question
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  Speaker 1: and it was what would you do if you're a man?
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  Speaker 1: And she said, see if men actually have a G
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  Speaker 1: spot in their ass? You know what's so like?
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  Speaker 3: I like, I don't know if it's just like because
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  Speaker 3: of society, or because I am actually like I am heterosexual.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I just have no Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: have no urge, I have no neither hunger. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even want to find out. I don't want to find out.
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  Speaker 1: It's for poo to me. Yeah, it's just funny. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't want to find out. But I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if there's any other reason other than the fact that
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: just like you know, you get told your whole life,
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  Speaker 1: like that's what you do if you're gay. Do you
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  Speaker 1: reckon we'll get kinky when we get older. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I hope so, because I hope so too, But I
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  Speaker 1: feel like, obviously I don't know. But like thinking about
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  Speaker 1: my parents, think about your parents, like, there's no there's
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  Speaker 1: no way they're roommates.
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  Speaker 3: They just signed an agreement saying, but having some kids together,
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  Speaker 3: all right, we.
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  Speaker 1: Don't need to kiss, we don't need to cuddle, we
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  Speaker 1: don't need to have sex unless we plan. How crazy
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: is it? Do you are your parents your dad and
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  Speaker 1: your stepmum affectionate? Not from me? Yeah, neither are my parents.
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  Speaker 1: And do they ever slip a little bit and get
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  Speaker 1: a little bit affectionate. I don't I've never seen like
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  Speaker 1: proper affectionate.
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  Speaker 3: But the only times I've seen it is if my
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  Speaker 3: dad when my dad gets gets home from work when
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  Speaker 3: I used to live with them as a kid, he
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  Speaker 3: would go, give Kate a kiss.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's sucking chat. You guys know how to
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  Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, And like, my gosh, chilled, your parents
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  Speaker 1: have a kiss? Yeah, like just a peck. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: like because they're not affection in front of me, even
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  Speaker 1: if it's just like sometimes like occasional, let it like slider,
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  Speaker 1: like they grab each other or like put each other
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  Speaker 1: like a little bit flirty back. Yeah, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: You've been married for twenty five years. Stop, get a
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  Speaker 1: room you too.
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  Speaker 3: That's so funny because like I can picture myself being
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  Speaker 3: like that, with like the way I am with Beth
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  Speaker 3: at home.
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  Speaker 1: I picture myself being like that till the end of time.
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  Speaker 1: But my children are going to be like yeah, and
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I want to, but so me and Cassie and I'm
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: sure and a lot of relationships like to poke each
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: other's bums when go on, But I want to talk
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: about poking bums. When does that stop? Because I don't
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: want to. But if we had kids, I can't be going.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to stop poking their mum's bum. If
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: you like poking her bum now, and she's likes poking
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: your bum now, it's not going to stop. Whenever she's upstairs,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going upstairs. I love it. I hate it. Really.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I despise when Bethany touches my bum area, but right
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: for no other reason. Then if I give her an inch,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: she's taking a fucking mile. If I let her caress,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: don't you wish you out of She loves my bum, yeah,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: she loves my bum. And she'll be like, oh, like,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: you know, just let me. I'm not going to do anything.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do anything. I promise, I promise,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: And then she'll starts squeezing. She'll like squeeze it, and
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like stop. Funnily enough, actually, me and Cassie, though
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: they had a similar situation a little bit. So when
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: you go to the gym frequently and hit legs, there's
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: like a little bit of a ongoing joke. They're like,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: you're growing your booty. Yeah, and mine, as a tall,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: skinny man who's been skinny his whole life, I have
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: never grown his to rub it in. Yeah, I've never No,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: that's one of the downsides of being tall. It's I
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: have absolutely no fucking muscle in my ass. Yeah, I
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: think I'm an ecdomorph and my bum's just fucking pancake bum. Anyway.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: There, Well, it's just an extended version. It's like, it's
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: just how some people will be like if you have
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: a big.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Forehead, they'll say five head. Yeah, what could you call
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: your bum? That's just a more version of your back. Yeah, legit.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I have a bone to pick with the fitness industry.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can grow carbs or asses if
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: your genetics don't allow you. For I disagree. I think
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: about think about my eyes, think about how much think
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: about my ass naked? Just think about okay, think about
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: your thinking about it. I think how much I go
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: to the gym. Granted, legs is probably my most minimal
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: group muscle group that I hit. But it hasn't thrown
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: it all. Jake, That's just not true. It hasn't. That's
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: not true. There's no, it hasn't grown. You think my
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: ass is great. Here's what I'm trying to say.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: If you hit, like I'm talking literal, what's it called
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: your posterior chain as often as you hit upper body.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm not even talking, what's this chain? What's the
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: front chain? Course, this is a posterior this is alterior front. Okay,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: so posterio is like your balm, hamstrings and a bit whatever.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: If you hit that as often as you hit upper body.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. You know for a fact
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: it would grow. Not my bum, but it would. I don't.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: It would have to Johnson motivation. I don't want to
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: see you but no, no no no no no no no
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: no no. If you you if you want to see
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: peak male butt, yeah, heated rivalry. Really I don't, no,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: no, no no. But that makes me feel bad about myself
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: because I see naked men's bums sometimes and they're nice.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: You'll catch a glim Oh there was one in the
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Housemaid fucking covered Cassie's eyes and she said, what's the
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: actor's name? Oh, one of those sex with Sydney Sweeny
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, Andrew Winchester. Yeah, that sex scene and his
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: ass is there. Juicy. You know, there's a speculation that
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: he could be the next Batman. He's a good car.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I liked him, so do I really well he's not
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: in that much, is he.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: So he hasn't been in too much yet. He's in
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: a movie with Blake Lively and some other guy and it's.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: A it's a movie based off of Colin Colin Hoover book,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and he's in that. Never seen it, but I've seen
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: like the trailer. Apparently he's really good in it. Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: And then but he plays the nice guy. And so
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Beth said, like seeing because she saw him play the
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: nice guy first and then and then play the bad
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: guy and she was like it, it was weird. But
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: for me, I can only see him as a bad guy,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: and to see him as a nice guy be weird. Jacked,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: good looking dude.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: But he is also in another show show Yellowstone. Yeah,
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: he's in one of the spin off prequels.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's fair. They just make so many prequels
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: of that show. Yeah, but I was gonna say, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: don't know what I was gonna say. But where I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: see a lot of men naked is like the IFBB pro,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: like men's bodybuilding. I like to look at him and
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: compare what I valid. I follow a lot of like
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: guys doing the IFPB pro and go to the gym
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: and stuff, and I like to look in a non
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: sexual way. I appreciate, appreciate the art form, but what
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: it is the the sculpted. Yeah, it's sculpting, But I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: don't have the I don't have the drive. I reckon,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I actually really want to do you want to after
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: you have kids or this might not be a factor
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: for you. I want to have kids and then go
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: on to r T.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Well, I think actually there will be an age where
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: it's like healthier for us to be on T T.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I want, like I guess you could call
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: it the universe to do its thing of which gender
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I get. I don't want to inject some artificial testosterone
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: to impact that first and then last nut's gone. Do
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: they shrink? Yeah? They do because your what shuts off
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: your natural production of testosterone, which is produced with the testicles.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Oh I thought that would get like a bit bigger
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: because like now because your deduction is ramped up.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Now they're not doing they're not doing anything. You're artificially
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: injecting it. You're artificially injecting semen testosterone. Wh Yeah, but
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: like your balls still will make the singer Yeah, yeah,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: but that's the testosterone in there. That's another thing. The
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: reason that your balls have any sort of like size,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I think bag lengthies because the test yes, testies, testies yeah,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: testical Yeah rightck that. But yeah, I want the universe
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to pick which gender I get because I don't mind,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: but also just I don't want to impact that. I
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: would love to be able to choose. What do you
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: want to choose? I think I want girl boy girl?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: You want three A I would cop three. I want two.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: But you actually blew my mind. The other day I
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: was talking to Cassie about it was it you? No,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: it was you probably no. So my mum is a twin.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, yeah go. And I've been saying to
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Cassie from the start, I really want twins, and my
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: girlfriend is quite a petite lady. Selfish of you to say,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: by the way, to be like I really want twins
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: when your girlfriends like five foot three, selfish fuck you
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: to say, I'm not gonna lie. What do you mean?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Before I met her, I wanted twins. I wanted I
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: wanted twins, and anyway, that's so say even before you
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: meet the love of your life, to say like I
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: want twins is to be like I want my love
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the love of my life to go through birthing twins.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: That's to it once. But that's just what I wanted.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You'n't have to do it. Yeah, I know, I appreciate
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the whole thing, but like, that's just what I wanted.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that you could do it, but I want them.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: It's not like I'm going to disappear. But anyway, that's
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: besides the point. I didn't think that I'm selfish. I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, unless she also wants twins, doesn't
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: But you you bloody ruined my parade. Yes, because my
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: mum is a twin for eternal paternal paternal paternal, which
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: means it would be in my gene pool if I
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: was a girl, because what it would have to be
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: is I would have to be a girl with two eggs. Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: So Cassie is a girl without any anything in her genes. Yeah,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: so she should have one egg. But you know, you
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: know what is completely random, Yeah could split. Yeah, so
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: that what is completely random is identical twins. Yeah, but
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: that's not in my gene pool. So it's just lucky.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: So if you get twins, like but I was hoping
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: my selfish dreams I was true. I was hoping my
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: odds were there, like the odds were in my favor.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Funny in the hungery games, the odds were in my favor.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: But remember, the odds are forever in your favorite. I
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: shouldn't say that, my course, Ie, when we have sex,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: when we're thinking about having kids, and remember the odds,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: you pull out and you go down, you remember thettle ones.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: The odds are forever in your favor. Two eggs, please,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: two eggs flex. I do think it became a little
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: bit of an ongoing joke because Cassie is small. She'd
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: be like, no, yeah, and I was just like, yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: oh my god.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: I guess like if you have twins and you get
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: to it once and it's just the only thing with
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: twins to me is thinking like, you know, it's just
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: it's two of everything.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Now. Oh, I can understand being understanding and not joking
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: like it fuck it suck. But also, I guess glass
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: half full so obviously would suck because you'd had two
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: crying babies have to give birth twice at the same time,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: but also potentially you only have to go through the
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: process one time. They're fair, yeah, fair, And I get
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you could also I think I don't want to act.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I can't know anything, but it's like like a cesarean
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: is actually a very invasive surgery. But I guess like
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: maybe look on the right side, if you've got a cesarean,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: then you wouldn't have to let oh yeah. Oh. But
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: also Cassie, I think Cassie wants to do all natural
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: and like whatever she wants to do all natural, like no, no, no, still,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I mean drugged up all natural. Yeah, people that do so, Like,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: hats off to the women that would do like an
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: at home water birth without drugs. I think you can
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: choose to do that. That's kind of cool. I'm just saying,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: like I've been born in a kitchen. Yeah, like they
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: literally where where else would you put the pool through? Yeah?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Like I was born in the kitchen. That's actually a
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: good points titles. But I just think like women are
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: a different breed to even think like I want to
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: do that. Yeah. I even just think like the whole
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: process is like mind boggling. Yeah, like just that's how
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: like it happens. I know, it's beautiful and amazing and crazy,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is so insane. The other day
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I think that.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Maybe you know how everybody says like or you know,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: your frontal love developed, so like twenty five, I think
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: mine developed at twenty six. I think I was a
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: year late.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Have you developed now? I think it's developing because I'm
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: noticing changes in me of how my mindset is towards kids.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Towards children, shit, you want them? Yeah, yes, podcast content Yeah,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: like always was like indifferent.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: There was a time where I didn't want them at all,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: and then there was a time where I was in
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: different times.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I don't reckon it's front of love development. I would
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: say it' because you're in love. You went in love before?
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but like there was there was times where
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: I was in love with Beth earlier on and I
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: was still kinding.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but their loves like progress that regresting, Yeah, because
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: also your mindset on like last names and stuff had changed. Yeah,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: before being in love and like finding someone you actually
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: generally really that's a good point love yeah, yeah alone, yeah,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: front it takes a woman behind every you're you're gonna
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: do it soon.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: So I actually said to Beth, you know, lately, I've
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: been pretty keen for children really.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: And then she goes, she goes, oh, yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Not with Darcy so young and stuff, obviously, And I
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: was like, here we are making excuses again.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: This is the first the ring you got nine months,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: That's what I said, first the ring thing, you know,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: every time she put my parents, anywhere's the ring? Where's
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: the ring? And I'm like, you know, Canada would be
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: a good place so soon. Shit, now this I'm getting
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: fucking thrown through a loop. Yeah, you are getting gas lip.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: So do you reckon you have one in the next
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: eight eight months? Well, he actually think about this in
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: eighteen months time? Will we all in eighteen months from now? Actually,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: how old be? Nearly twenty eight? Yeah, twenty seven and
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: a half, seven and a half. Like having a kid
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: then is not crazy, No, not at all. If anything,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: it's actually quite normal. And that's getting on the latest side.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: It's a great segue. Actually, guys, if you're enjoying the podcast,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Jake is thinking about having a kid. So more bills
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: to pay? Yeah, yeah, go subscribe to Patreon eight dollars
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: ninety nine a month. You get an extra episode every
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: single week. Ye. The batter community over there is absolutely insane,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and fund Jake's dreams. Fund my dreams. Also at two
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: thousand patrons, paid patrons. Apparently, I'm letting Addie hire a
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: guy to come and put like a big ass tarantula
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: on me. Yeah, can it be just like I hold it?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I can you have to sit down and crawls over
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: your body? And to preface guys, Jake hates spiders like
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I hate spi them. I hate nothing. I just don't
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: even think spiders should exist.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Like what balance do they bring to the environment and
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: our life?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Probably quite a lot to the environment, people say the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: ecosystems people will be if spiders don't exist, would be
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: overrun by flies? Do they fly? Have you been to
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: the Australian outpack? Flies? Flice? Fray. I'll tell you where
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: candles exist for we don't need spiders. I'll tell you
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: what made me feel good When Jake and I used
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: to live together. I didn't have a girlfriend at the time,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: but I got to experience one of the perks. Yeah
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I will, I'm pretty good. We would just be doing
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: our own thing. Maybe I was in my room, maybe
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I was watching TV, and then Jake would be like, honey, hoey,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: please get this fire. Yeah, and then I do it.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, that's so scary. You're so big. Okay, actually,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I actually think you might be borderline psychopaths psychoic. That's
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: exactly how it happened, because we'll have like a big
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: ass huntsman on the roof, and Audio will just get
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: a tea towel and just grab it and then just
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: like chuck the tea towel out. It's the best way
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: to do it. Kill it. The funniest thing happened the
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: other day. Hey, me and Cassie went camping. What would
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you do in this situation? We're going on a bushwalk
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: and it was just like kind of say, about fifty
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: meters of straight stairs covered by greenery. And then I
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: was in front walking down and I was about three
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: steps in front of Cassie. I got there and realized
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: there was like three or four wasps congregating like around there.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: They must have a nest there or something. And I
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: noticed and I was like, oh shit, and I ran
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: like quick going forward. Yeah, just instinctually, and I was
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: like Cassie, watch out, don't go there's wasps. And She's like,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: what the fuck you just left me? And I was like,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was in the middle of it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I was like the instincts took over and I was like,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I was like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'll tell
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you when to go, and I like, had I wasn't
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: going back up past the wasp to get a valid yeah,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: to get it, And I was like wait. I was like,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you when to go and then sprint and
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: don't look back. And we had to wait and go
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: and she was like yeah, she wanted to do get stung.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, but yeah, I was like, what do
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: you want me to do? Well, that's like that.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: There was a kid recently that unfortunately passed away from
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: a shark attack in Sydney, and so apparently he was
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: at like some jump rocks or whatever, and then the
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: shark attacked him.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: His friend jumps in to try and save him. Yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: that's pretty hornorable. Like I could not even tell you
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: if that, I hope I would try and save you.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: But is it an instinctual thing where like you're you
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: jump in and just go for it. Yeah, Yeah, you
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: just feel like that's the natural thing to do.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe I just feel like I would be it's stuck. Yeah,
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I'd be like do I call, do I run?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Do I jump in? Do I? Yeah? I hope I'm
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: never put in that position. Ah, oh god, same, but
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I always do we ever have a spiral a little
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: a little bit where like you hope nothing terrible happens
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: in your life, and you like go through some terrible
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: things that could happen.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I as a guy that's never been in.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: A fight, I always think. I always think like, if
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: need be, could I do it?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: And like I really I think really about like how
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I would do it, and like I don't.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Reckon you're I could do it?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: No, dude, Like I'm telling you right now, not a
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: single part of me is going to be throwing a
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: proper punch.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Like here's what I think about. It's like how when
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: in BONDI a while back there was stabbing and people
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: like go up and they try and stop the dude,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: and I just think, like, you guys are the most
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: fucking heroic people. How do you get the balls? And
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: if I was in that situation, would I do that?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: In my imagination? For some reason, I think I have
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: like a mean like jump right hook I come from behind.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I think I could jump from a some reason, I'm
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: jumping like six meters yeah, straight straighten the temple, ending
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: it straight away and walk away as well. You just
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: walk away like go about your day. Yeah, you lean there.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I saw on the news. Boy, this was open. This
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: is the best thing ever. And he was done so hard.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: He was so hard done by Sorry. The canals in
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Brisbane or Queensland or something. And jet ski there was
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: two jet skis. One was an instructor with his little
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: tour group, and then there was another person who was
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: like coming through going like ninety kilometers an hour and
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: going around the group and stuff and like messing him
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: up on purpose and like the speed limits like twenty
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: not so whatever. Yeah, And the instructor of this group
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: right went up to the guy, obviously he's a beast
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: because he's an instructor, went up to him, rammed it,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: made it stop, ran the murder, made it stop working,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: jumped and punched him in the face. That's the coolest
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: thing I have ever heard. And then it's all been
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: through the court and everything. Now he got fined five
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars and twelve months probation. The guy, the instructor, what, yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: for punching the dude. Yeah, and you should have heard
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: what the guy got punched was like, oh, I was
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: so worried about my safety and well being being stranded
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: because they were just left him there and he's broken
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: jet ski being stranded in the middle of the canal,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck, is this if this guy
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: just lost five thousands? And he looked like a typical
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: like really nice Aussie blow because he's just like going
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: to work and shit. It looked like the most genuine guy.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: And the people asked about it, like their reporters go,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: what do you have to save yourself? He's just like, oh,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: comment the guy, even the nicest dude. See. I feel
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: like that was like so for a while there, justice
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: was served, yeah, and you had me in the first half.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: And then injustice yeah justice, somebody started go funding for
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: this jet ski driver tour instructor and let's get him
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: back on is twelve months probation. Yeah, she's not in jail. No,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: he's not in jail. And then it came out like
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: like what convicted him because there was no video of
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: him punching. It was like he texted his mum, which
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: his MoMA and the company of the jet skis and
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: he's like, oh, there was this person speeding. I think
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I stuffed up punched him. In the face. Won't be
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: happening again though, Hey, we're gonna take him road for
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: it's again. It was a little bit of a muck up,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: like is there footage of this guy? Like, yeah, that's
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: footage of the guy like on a free run on
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the jet ski. There's no footage of the guy being punched,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: but like, I think his face showed it. Okay, okay.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: On topic of injustices in the Dramoyne community page, I
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: have fucking bone to pick. Who started community pages? Dude,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: they are the worst thing to exist. Now you're gonna
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: like this sound this is We wouldn't We wouldn't have
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: heard about this if we didn't have our community. A
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: woman with a moped, Yeah, she posts a post and
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: she goes, oh, my license plate on my moped got
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: stolen the other night. And then I got in the mail,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I got some fines and someone had stolen her license
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: off her moped put it on his motorbike like a
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: fucking Doucardi or whatever. Went through the Iron Cove Tunnel
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: which goes onto like the West cann X, right, so
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: it's a ninety kilometer speed limit in there. He's caught
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: like seven separate times going like one hundred and.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Fifty kilometers an hour with these other with this woman's
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: license plates on his we had like a scoopy or
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: sad and she got eighteen demerit points and five thousand
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: dollars in fines.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Obviously, Well there's photos that it's like not a woman
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: and not a moped. So he's gonna he might not
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: get caught, won't I won't get caught, but like she won't.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Surely she won't have to pay it? Yeah, surely not. Wow,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: how funny extend the people go to to, like I
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: guess have some fun Yeah, that's crazy. Like I living
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: where I live live on a road that connects to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: a main road. Right, It's like Sydney's kind of confusing,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Like you have to go down my road and it's
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: like a very very busy road gets lost of traffic
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: morning and then afternoon and then it's a connector road.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: For some reason, people just fucking love to rev their
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: bike engines and car engines on my street. Yeah, And
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know how.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: To explain how much it makes my blood boil. And
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I've only ever said this out loud once recently to
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Justin and he agreed with me. So I thought, imaginary friend,
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: So I thought, I have free reiin to bring stuff.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: I think maybe some people may be on my side.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: This may be sound a bit brutal, but nothing would
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: make me more at ease and happy than to hear
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: one of these people at one am revving the hell
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: out of their engine and then I hear a very
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: loud screech and a very loud crash. I honestly, nothing
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: would make me sleep more like a log then hearing
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: that and then being like the world is it balance?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Good night? I would be like the balance has been
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: brought to the force, and that I'd be like, good
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: night for you. I'll tell you what. Some of my
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: conclusions of being an adult are humans suck, suck, a weird,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: greedy and what's another one? Yeah that is some of them.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: We're just not every pretty much just explained man, not
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: yet true.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Not everybody's nice already respectful, should be completely honest, Like
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I would say, like, we're niceish people, but like also
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: pretty much just look out for myself most time.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: True, but also you're considerate. Yeah, consider it's right word. Yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I think actually one of my flaws would be I'm
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: too considerate, I think about no And also I also
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: i'm too what's it called when I get affected too easily?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: That's one of my flaws as well. Was that affected
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: too easily? You'll know my analogy as a kid, sleepovers
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: or anything like that, or even like as we got older,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: like people not going to sleep, Like noise when someone's
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: like really really loud at like two or three am
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: or something or don't know when to shut up, like
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: that affects me way too much. I fucking hate it.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I hate that really affects me. We were camping again
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: the other day. Some English backpackers rocked up at like
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: four am. Rocked up at four am. I checked my
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: that wul obviously like ghost camping, like I didn't want
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: to pay, and I'm like, I respect the game shore
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: do it. But also also there was like twenty people camping.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Most people were old, yeah, and another person's me who's
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: really fucking affected by this shit? And they're like yelling
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: and shit at four am, and I'm like fucking hell,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: like why is this happening to me? I'm going to
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: be in the bush and it's why is this happening
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: to me? Always mean? But that's what I mean, fucking
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to have a relaxing camping holiday. I'm thinking
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: it's going to be fucking quiet by nine pm. I
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: can't sleep. These people just fucking yelling. To be fair,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: they don't pissed me off. And that's what I mean,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: like people were so inconsiderate and like, to be fair,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: we probably are reslve, but all they think about is themselves.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: That it's like it was stocked up to have some fun,
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: so so valid I'm talking about and consider it twice. Okay,
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: my entire driving life, right from seventeen to twenty six,
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: that's that's like fucking nine years.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah you what the hell? Quick, mats, was this your
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: first crash he's had? Yeah? No, most expensive? Oh by far? Yea? AnyWho? Okay,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: my whole entire nine years of driving, I have never
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: beaped my horn. I'm not a horn beeper. Well you
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: did drive like a little peeny weeny little gets like, yeah, yeah,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I've had big cars before. True, but if you beat
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: me in that gets yeah, fair enough.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: But like even when I had bigger cars, like not
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: a beeper, never thought that there's any use for it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I have, you know, I'm just like a, oh, I
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: just think in my head, fuck you. But for some reason,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: twice in the last couple of days, randomly, it's like
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: on the freeway, for some reason, I don't exist and
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: people will merge and I'm talking like if I don't.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: It's not like just like a cut off situation where
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: they're close. If I don't move, they're going to hit me,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: and so I like slow down and I'm like, fun,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: this beat them. You don't really ship. I'm just thinking,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I want to let you know that you just made
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: a mistake. What the fuck is wrong with what it's for? Yeah,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I reckon. We should use it like barley because every
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: time you're turning a corner.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: In Balio, it's almost like a term of endearment. When
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: they use the horn, they're like, good job, get out
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: the way, so you let them know that you're there.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they don't have any traffic rules like let
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: someone around the corner know that you're there. It's just
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: free running it. It's so fine. I got knocking object
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: for you, A knock knock joke. Yea, yeah, knock knock.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Who's there? Yoda? Lady? Yoda lady? Who stopped? I saw
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: that I saw it this morning when I woke up. Lady,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, that's that's what I wanted to
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: talk about, was ah, tell me if you relate to this? Okay, right,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: so I reckon, I would classify myself as a try
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: hard Yeah, okay, yeah, you agree? Like a sweat, yeah,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: a bit of a sweat. Okay, what are we talking? What?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Just like stuff I actually want to do? Okay, Like
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I would say the podcast a bit of a try hard,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: the gym a bit of try hard when I played soccer,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: bit of a try hard okay, go on? Yeah, And
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I want to say, in any aspect of life, if
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: you are a try hard, why is that frowned upon?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I think being a try hard in things that are
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: not serious is frowned on. But why is life not serious?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Isn't that the most serious thing ever? Being a try
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: hard in life is good? Yeah? Yeah, But I feel like,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: especially on social media and stuff, if you like try
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: really hard at something, and also you could be trying
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: really hard at something, but in society's perception you're not,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know, successful at it, but then everyone gives
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: you shit at it for trying really really hard. I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: say we should fucking praise being try hard because you
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: tried something with your life. Yeah. Nah, just because everyone's like, oh,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: they're trying to do something different. They're trying to do
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: someth that I'm not willing to do. Why is being
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it. There's a fine line. But the
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: people who are normally hating are lazy, lazy as normalized. Yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: because hating is an easy thing to do. Yeah, so
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: lazy people do it. Yeah. It's the same thing with
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: like someone who you get more ship for trying hard
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: than you do for drinking. Yeah, you get. Yeah, you
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: kind of get like people like talk shit if you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: don't drink, they're like, oh, trying to be all good,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: you're better than us. Now it's like, what do you
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: mean that shouldn't be healthy? Not drink man. Well, I'll
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: tell you what. One of the hardest things about being
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry is is and having morals. For us,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: what we value in life is saying no to alcohol
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: and gambling. Brand Ah, and they pay so well. I
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: understand why people's morals go skew. If the gambling ones
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: must pay so much, they would pay fucking bank. We
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: get him out of all the time about it, and
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: we're just like, I know, I'm trying to be a
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: good person. Leave me alone. Yeah, it's like, why do
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I myself hate gambling? Yeah? Please, Badi's common. If you
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: like gambling, will some give you some some justcount of guys?
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Oh far? Anyway, baddies. That's it for Raw Dog in It, Jacob, Yeah,
• 46:19
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• 46:27
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