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- 0:31Speaker 1: Yep, yep. Would would you say you love doing this podcast?
- 0:35Speaker 1: I do, well, I don't even pretend. You don't even
- 0:41Speaker 1: pretend what do you pretend to love? Well, we're gonna
- 0:45Speaker 1: get to that. Oh yeah, we should do a top
- 0:48Speaker 1: ten list about that. We should. That's not a bad idea,
- 0:51Speaker 1: you know, I also love what that would pretend that
- 0:54Speaker 1: we didn't do that, right, I can tell you we
- 1:00Speaker 1: didn't pretend to have an opening. We just make this
- 1:04Speaker 1: shit up as a yeah, this is all there's there's
- 1:09Speaker 1: very little thought that, very little planning, very little thought.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Actually the planning comes from the listeners. To be fair,
- 1:16Speaker 1: if you listen to this, you know, yeah, you know
- 1:18Speaker 1: we don't have too much thought into this. We should.
- 1:21Speaker 1: We should because that does make it nearly as fun. No,
- 1:26Speaker 1: the spot newty is the fun part, and then we'll
- 1:27Speaker 1: probably won't do it anymore if you have to try. Yeah,
- 1:30Speaker 1: and if you try to like have things set up,
- 1:33Speaker 1: it's just not as fun. Like we can't drink ourselves
- 1:35Speaker 1: a lot. Oh yeah, and we get called out on it.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Thank you, Sean. And this is his idea. This is
- 1:41Speaker 1: the top ten podcast, Josh Chris, just the two of
- 1:45Speaker 1: us today. Thanks coming on last week, Nana did a
- 1:48Speaker 1: good job. Yes, yes, she kept it going. Yeah, let
- 1:51Speaker 1: us did. She kept us going, got through that one quick.
- 1:53Speaker 1: My dad complimented her on that. Yeah, that she kept
- 1:57Speaker 1: us Yeah, okay, fine, she keeps us from going off
- 2:01Speaker 1: the rails part. It is pretty fun. So this is
- 2:04Speaker 1: Sean's idea top ten things people pretend they say they
- 2:09Speaker 1: like it they really don't. Okay, so we're gonna say
- 2:11Speaker 1: a lot of stuff that we're gonna tell you that
- 2:13Speaker 1: you pretend that you like and you maybe actually do
- 2:15Speaker 1: like these things, or if you convinced yourself that you like. Yeah,
- 2:18Speaker 1: but we're just you know, don't don't take this to hard. No,
- 2:21Speaker 1: some of these on my list are I actually like.
- 2:27Speaker 1: They're personal, and I think there's others that are like
- 2:30Speaker 1: for other people. Oh yeah, so I have some that
- 2:32Speaker 1: I pretend I like, but secretly I probably don't. Yeah.
- 2:37Speaker 1: I think we'll see. I really think I only have
- 2:39Speaker 1: one on here that I think is my pretend to like. Well,
- 2:42Speaker 1: I feel like I actually like it. We'll get there,
- 2:46Speaker 1: we'll get there. All right, Let's start off with the
- 2:48Speaker 1: moderates list. Yes, yes, uh, things people pretend to like
- 2:53Speaker 1: and pretend silent movies. Oh, I can't even imagine. Yeah,
- 2:58Speaker 1: I can't imagine even pretending to like that. Like, although
- 3:02Speaker 1: I mean that's a silent movie. I don't think I've
- 3:04Speaker 1: ever seen a silent movie. Okay, does that mean there's
- 3:07Speaker 1: no music? No? Nothing, It's just that's why I'm just
- 3:09Speaker 1: the Is it just pictures? You're just looking at it?
- 3:11Speaker 1: Because audio like visual no audio brutal. Yeah, there's just music.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Like the music that makes it a little bit okay, yeah,
- 3:24Speaker 1: because I think I could get through a movie with
- 3:25Speaker 1: just the music. Can you. I think it's just subtitles. Well, no,
- 3:30Speaker 1: I don't even want subtitles. I don't even want you.
- 3:31Speaker 1: I don't want any it's just music. Yeah, you're listening
- 3:34Speaker 1: to music, you're not watching anything. Yes, that's exactly right.
- 3:40Speaker 1: I like music videos anyway. Number nine work pot lucks Nope,
- 3:46Speaker 1: oh god hard pass. Yeah. I love making my crock
- 3:50Speaker 1: pot full of bullshit and no to fucking here's the
- 3:54Speaker 1: here's a potato salad or a Macaroni's salad or fucking
- 3:57Speaker 1: Midwest Sean that was I can't remember what Sean calls
- 4:00Speaker 1: him Midwest salads at the Midwest. It's just it's all
- 4:04Speaker 1: fucking grimy and greasy and gross, and we all eat it.
- 4:09Speaker 1: I'd rather not, but I do. Number eight sushi, Okay,
- 4:17Speaker 1: hold on, little cartoon music there, silent movie, I guess.
- 4:24Speaker 1: So there is music. There's music, and it's just it's
- 4:26Speaker 1: not sun So something that's happening, like he's running from
- 4:34Speaker 1: the dreams. Yep, exactly what it is. Okay, Sorry, I
- 4:39Speaker 1: just wanted to play that. Yeah, her number right with sushi.
- 4:44Speaker 1: I agree. I don't like sushi. So number seven early
- 4:48Speaker 1: five am mornings. I like my food cooked too, especially fish.
- 4:53Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat fish, yeah, unless I'm surviving on an island.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Number six gym workouts. Yeah, we'll get there. Oh yeah.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Five reading classic literature like Shakespeare in that stuff. You
- 5:11Speaker 1: watch Shakespeare, we do. I don't even like doing that, honest.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Number four kale eh. Yeah, No, nobody says like three caviar.
- 5:25Speaker 1: You don't really like it. It's a rich it's a
- 5:27Speaker 1: rich thing. I don't think I've ever even seen I've
- 5:30Speaker 1: seen it, but I've definitely never like, where have you
- 5:33Speaker 1: seen cavar in the store? Okay, actually had a party
- 5:39Speaker 1: or something. No, I've never been to. I don't think
- 5:41Speaker 1: I've ever been to a party fancy that has the
- 5:44Speaker 1: most fancy a party is with. I did go to
- 5:48Speaker 1: a party once that had like people are drinking wine.
- 5:50Speaker 1: I had one that they had They hired bartenders, and
- 5:53Speaker 1: they had like servants, like not like servants, servers that
- 5:56Speaker 1: went around servants. It was a pretty high class party.
- 5:59Speaker 1: But they did not have aavare. So maybe for my birthday,
- 6:02Speaker 1: I'll hire a bartender. Here you go, and it's just
- 6:04Speaker 1: given me my kids number two coffee. Okay, I can
- 6:12Speaker 1: see people that I get it. I get that one. Yeah, okay,
- 6:18Speaker 1: I think they've they've convinced themselves that they love it
- 6:21Speaker 1: and that they need it. I accidentally took a drink
- 6:24Speaker 1: of one of Danica's coffee's this weekend, and it was
- 6:27Speaker 1: god awful. I don't I don't see how people actually
- 6:30Speaker 1: it was. I don't understand. I don't either, like I've
- 6:33Speaker 1: had it. I don't hate it, like it doesn't taste bad.
- 6:35Speaker 1: I love the smell. But yeah, well, if it has
- 6:37Speaker 1: to be like coffee, not this fucking weird ship that
- 6:42Speaker 1: people get at like Starbucks, all of it's horrible coffee. Yeah,
- 6:46Speaker 1: just playing black coffee coffee with some creamer in it
- 6:49Speaker 1: even that. No, not sucking a latte frope whatever. I've
- 6:53Speaker 1: had lattes and actually didn't taste too bad because if
- 6:56Speaker 1: he had all the coffee, you disguise the coffee. That's
- 7:00Speaker 1: my thing. Yeah, if you take the coffee flavor on coffee,
- 7:02Speaker 1: I'll drink it. Then you're drinking at and those aren't bad.
- 7:06Speaker 1: I like, I like a chime. I think I had
- 7:08Speaker 1: like a double espresso shot in my heart was like, okay,
- 7:11Speaker 1: you're too much coffee, Like it was bad. It wasn't bad.
- 7:15Speaker 1: It tastes like an oreo. It was great. And my
- 7:18Speaker 1: mom's number one, Tom Petty, all right, Sean, go ahead,
- 7:27Speaker 1: just dude, I'd anyway number ten for me. Yeah. Uh,
- 7:37Speaker 1: car shopping or shopping for home appliances or mattresses. Oh god,
- 7:41Speaker 1: hard agree. Yeah, I hope that nobody a people actually
- 7:44Speaker 1: like going carsh Oh no, I hate car shopping. I
- 7:47Speaker 1: get oh I want to drive a new car and
- 7:49Speaker 1: just test drive ship, but actually going out and trying
- 7:52Speaker 1: to shot and then you have to go into the
- 7:54Speaker 1: dealership and spend a full day and car car salesmen
- 7:58Speaker 1: are the worst. So I went in Abby was shopping
- 8:02Speaker 1: for a new car, and she also this that would
- 8:06Speaker 1: had to be on hurd list too, but she I
- 8:09Speaker 1: just told the guys, like, we don't like coming in
- 8:12Speaker 1: here because we spent hours upon hours hours in here.
- 8:15Speaker 1: That's how it works. The salesman said, I'm like, it
- 8:17Speaker 1: doesn't have to He said, no, yeah, yeah, that's how
- 8:20Speaker 1: it works. I said, you're telling me if I came
- 8:21Speaker 1: in here with twenty thousand dollars in cash money and
- 8:24Speaker 1: I wanted to buy a car for twenty thousand dollars,
- 8:25Speaker 1: I'll give you twenty thousand dollars in cash. I have
- 8:27Speaker 1: to spend hours here, right, No, here's my money, give
- 8:31Speaker 1: me the keys. We're done and the transaction. No, he said, no,
- 8:35Speaker 1: that's not how it works. I'm like it is, though,
- 8:37Speaker 1: Like that's shit. It's how it works. A fucking hey
- 8:40Speaker 1: you when I need into a gallon of milk, it's right.
- 8:42Speaker 1: I don't have to haggle. I just I just bought
- 8:44Speaker 1: a car for Hayden, and that's exactly what it was.
- 8:47Speaker 1: How much do you want this, here's the cash, give
- 8:49Speaker 1: me the keys. I turned around. No, exactly. It was
- 8:52Speaker 1: a private private dealer. I'm talking about like dealers going
- 8:55Speaker 1: to Kunis and fly that. Oh it's horrible. Same with
- 9:00Speaker 1: like home appliances and mattresses. So the mattresses only should
- 9:04Speaker 1: shop for once every like yeah, and we just did
- 9:06Speaker 1: ours and we bought it over the internet, so there
- 9:08Speaker 1: was none of that. Okay, I ordered it had brought
- 9:10Speaker 1: to the house. Well, we we knew somebody that had
- 9:13Speaker 1: the bed already, so we tested it. We could lay
- 9:14Speaker 1: in it, and so yeah, yeah, I don't man, it's
- 9:19Speaker 1: very nice though, don't they say about mats mattress shops
- 9:22Speaker 1: that uh, like they're just a cover. It's yeah, it's
- 9:25Speaker 1: a it's yeah, it's gotta be. There's people only buy
- 9:29Speaker 1: mattresses every five years maybe maybe maybe, And that's it.
- 9:36Speaker 1: So you're talking in a town this size, we have
- 9:39Speaker 1: what twenty So how many mattress shops do we sores?
- 9:43Speaker 1: Do we have here? More than what we should? We need?
- 9:45Speaker 1: Want we need one because we have the quad cities
- 9:48Speaker 1: and there's a bunch of them there too. Yeah, too much.
- 9:51Speaker 1: There's no way people are many matches. But then I'm
- 9:55Speaker 1: talking about like appliances too. That sucks. All that's you
- 10:00Speaker 1: pay people to come and bring it, deliberate and install
- 10:03Speaker 1: it because I'm not. I don't want to do it,
- 10:06Speaker 1: So I agree, I did. I just paid somebody my
- 10:12Speaker 1: number ten and this one's gonna go kind of time
- 10:14Speaker 1: lead with what's going on. Okay, soccer. I don't like soccer.
- 10:20Speaker 1: Nobody really likes soccer. Sean again, Sean, do we like
- 10:23Speaker 1: watching the World Cup? I do like watching the World Cup.
- 10:26Speaker 1: But then again, as I'm watching the World Cup, I'm like,
- 10:28Speaker 1: what am I doing? Why am I? This is the
- 10:30Speaker 1: most boring as I'm watching the But literally they can
- 10:35Speaker 1: run around for what is it, ninety minutes? Pressed ninety minutes,
- 10:39Speaker 1: but it's just running. It is non stop. But the
- 10:42Speaker 1: score maybe once maybe sometimes it ends in a nil
- 10:46Speaker 1: nil time. So Andy's brother, yep, was he's a big
- 10:52Speaker 1: soccer guy, loves the Premier League, watches it religious religiously.
- 10:58Speaker 1: So I'm sure he's loving the World Cup. Yeah, he
- 11:02Speaker 1: was talking. We got at his bachelor party, Louis bachelor Pardi.
- 11:05Speaker 1: We were arguing about soccer being the most action filled
- 11:11Speaker 1: sport and like, aside from football, he's football is only
- 11:17Speaker 1: like thirty second plays. Soccer is ninety minutes of just
- 11:21Speaker 1: but instant running and moving the ball, but between actual
- 11:25Speaker 1: things that happened in soccer and football is the same thing.
- 11:29Speaker 1: It sets up soccer. I understand where he's coming from,
- 11:32Speaker 1: because soccer you're always looking to get that goal, like
- 11:37Speaker 1: you're seeking it and you're running these plays. Maybe yeah,
- 11:40Speaker 1: you're kicking it back and forth, but that's just trying
- 11:42Speaker 1: to set up the middle. You're trying to set up
- 11:43Speaker 1: a lane and trying to catch the defense off guards.
- 11:45Speaker 1: You may have the ball for three minutes at a
- 11:47Speaker 1: time and just kicking it back and forth, but you're
- 11:49Speaker 1: just trying to set that one second where because it
- 11:52Speaker 1: happened so quick in soccer. But that's the thing there,
- 11:55Speaker 1: so that people are like, well football is only thirty
- 11:56Speaker 1: you know, a couple of seconds. Well that's but the
- 11:58Speaker 1: other part of the time they're setting up, which is
- 12:00Speaker 1: the same thing in soccer, they're just kicking it back
- 12:02Speaker 1: and forth. Football, we're just planning on our play, here's
- 12:05Speaker 1: the player, and then we wait around for I understand,
- 12:09Speaker 1: but it's not true. No football, Wait, I think hockey
- 12:12Speaker 1: is more exciting. At least it's going faster and people
- 12:15Speaker 1: are getting slammed. That's way fun. I mean, the most
- 12:18Speaker 1: popular sport in the world. It is I'm not No,
- 12:21Speaker 1: I'm not trying to deny that soccer is not the
- 12:24Speaker 1: most popular sport. And if you because those are people
- 12:26Speaker 1: that didn't watch football America America, give me an idea.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Let's take soccer, put it on ice, give people sticks,
- 12:36Speaker 1: and so I'm pit each other. Yeah, I go snuck
- 12:38Speaker 1: each other. Fighting also allowed, allowed, frowned upon, but not
- 12:44Speaker 1: only not like it's more allowed than any other sports.
- 12:48Speaker 1: You know, you can't start until it hits the ground.
- 12:51Speaker 1: You get five for fighting and yeah, and which I
- 12:55Speaker 1: love that in hockey. Yeah, let's just give you go
- 12:57Speaker 1: in the corner, mister, right, you did something naughty and
- 13:01Speaker 1: we're gonna put you in a box, take a time out,
- 13:03Speaker 1: and you know, just the team suffers now and now
- 13:05Speaker 1: you're oh yeah, then you're mad at your player because
- 13:07Speaker 1: he's in the box. You're basically giving him a goal,
- 13:10Speaker 1: well not not quite giving him, but no better chance
- 13:13Speaker 1: and much better anyway.
- 13:15Speaker 2: Oh that was yep off of tangent Yep. I've been watching.
- 13:19Speaker 2: I've watched, I watched. I haven't watched a full World
- 13:22Speaker 2: Cup game. I watched a little bit. I watched a
- 13:24Speaker 2: little bit of USA beat Paraguay.
- 13:27Speaker 1: I watched. I watched a little bit. I watched Brazil
- 13:29Speaker 1: versus Morocco, which was actually that was entertaining because that
- 13:32Speaker 1: was like the number sixteen verse number seventeen in the world.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Who's number one? Who's like favored? Sean knows this? Germany? Nope,
- 13:43Speaker 1: who's number one? Fiza, I don't know. Argentina and Portugal
- 13:51Speaker 1: not Usa? No, but but we didn't we have a
- 13:54Speaker 1: chance this year number one team and world. Why didn't
- 14:02Speaker 1: start at number one hundred? That's really come on, I
- 14:05Speaker 1: just want number one Jack Wagons, number one in the world. Argentina, France, Spain,
- 14:13Speaker 1: England and Portugal the top five? All right? Anyway? N
- 14:19Speaker 1: number nine. Group texts. I hate group texts. I do.
- 14:25Speaker 1: I get convenience of them instead of texting everybody once.
- 14:29Speaker 1: So you sent us one big text in a big
- 14:32Speaker 1: group thread. But then if you're like my brother, as
- 14:35Speaker 1: soon as you get that, don't he doesn't leave the conversation,
- 14:40Speaker 1: but he mutes the all notifications are gone then, which
- 14:45Speaker 1: is so you look at your phone like, oh, ship,
- 14:47Speaker 1: I do the same thing. Yeah, so do I. So
- 14:49Speaker 1: if it's a group text, no, I mean I'll see
- 14:51Speaker 1: it eventually. Yeah, we'll get there, but I'm not that popular.
- 14:55Speaker 1: I will see those texts. I will just scroll through.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Nothing's nothing's worse because we well, you work there shifting too.
- 15:00Speaker 1: Uh huh. Somebody puts you into a group text and
- 15:02Speaker 1: it starts while you're sleeping, and all you're here is thing. Yeah,
- 15:06Speaker 1: I got a silence the whole phone, my phone silence,
- 15:09Speaker 1: so it doesn't bother me because I'm not. But when
- 15:11Speaker 1: I wake up and I see that I have twenty
- 15:13Speaker 1: two messages, like holy shit God, and then I look
- 15:15Speaker 1: as eighteen of them are from the group chatteling. They
- 15:18Speaker 1: have to scroll back through see what she missed, Like, oh,
- 15:20Speaker 1: nothing concerns me. I think concerns me. Nothing important. Sewan
- 15:23Speaker 1: messing with my sister, Sean messing with my sister. Yeah,
- 15:28Speaker 1: my number nine billionaires. No one pretends, I hope nobody
- 15:32Speaker 1: pretends to like him, but they sure like to talk
- 15:34Speaker 1: about him a lot. Yeah, not a cool one. No,
- 15:38Speaker 1: there's no good ones. There's no good billion I mean,
- 15:40Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is pretty cool. She is pretty cool, and
- 15:42Speaker 1: she's probably the closest to being a good billionaire. Yeah.
- 15:48Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah whatever, yep. Number eight award
- 15:57Speaker 1: shows Oh that's a good one. I like that. No
- 16:00Speaker 1: one cares. Nobody cares. They're the worst. Yep, we'll get
- 16:03Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll get. We'll get some more of it later.
- 16:05Speaker 1: I think Sean didn't send a listening for this one.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Well we'll just we'll we'll circle back to award shows
- 16:12Speaker 1: that I havenother think about that one. Other things to
- 16:14Speaker 1: say about award show. Uh, this one's gonna go. This
- 16:18Speaker 1: would be on Shawn's list. I wonder if it is.
- 16:21Speaker 1: I didn't see if it was. Nobody actually likes them.
- 16:24Speaker 1: They just want the attention of them walking out of
- 16:26Speaker 1: your sizzly and it's not even the chicken that's sizzling.
- 16:29Speaker 1: They put water on your plate. Oh, I know, it's ridiculous.
- 16:33Speaker 1: He's right. It is off for show and it's just
- 16:37Speaker 1: like a yeah, you don't have to sizzle. Yeah, I
- 16:42Speaker 1: mean HTAs are good. What did people think? What was happening? Anyway? Yeah,
- 16:52Speaker 1: it's good one. I like the meat. There's other ways
- 16:57Speaker 1: to eat that meat. You don't have to bring sizzling
- 17:00Speaker 1: out there. I'll bring out my you know. Hell, you
- 17:04Speaker 1: can even make my feet as ahead of time, have
- 17:06Speaker 1: them already put together. Don't make it that's way more.
- 17:08Speaker 1: Don't make can make my own thing. Come on, little chicken,
- 17:13Speaker 1: little onions, peppers, some sauce. I have a list from Mia, yeah,
- 17:19Speaker 1: ham no from Australia. Good eye might okay, gossip got
- 17:28Speaker 1: so that's a good one. Attention vetus same thing. Yeah,
- 17:33Speaker 1: like oh I want I like attention secretly me alone? Yeah, absolutely,
- 17:37Speaker 1: getting compliments, Yeah, I really don't need them. I don't
- 17:41Speaker 1: need them, don't care looking at themselves and mirrors, reflective windows.
- 17:45Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I could go without a mirror. Yeah, forever.
- 17:48Speaker 1: I don't like seeing that perfection. Christmas, don't. This isn't
- 17:51Speaker 1: great Christmas. I like Christmas? Do I though? Why? I
- 17:56Speaker 1: don't know. Huh. It's cold. I hate cold. I can't
- 18:01Speaker 1: paying time to like that. Camp Yes, I agree. Camping
- 18:04Speaker 1: sucks without electricity, especially without a giant, without a giant,
- 18:10Speaker 1: without your camper and your stove and your running water.
- 18:12Speaker 1: So you know we used to, okay, but we went tense.
- 18:14Speaker 1: We did sleeping on the ground. That's camping, I agree,
- 18:19Speaker 1: But no, you know I wouldn't be able to walk
- 18:23Speaker 1: for two days if I slept on the I can
- 18:25Speaker 1: barely walk up to sleeping in my bed. Yeah, I
- 18:27Speaker 1: get hurt, sleeping their own children sometimes oral sex giving.
- 18:36Speaker 1: We're seeing it, okay. Networking, Yeah that sounds awful. Why
- 18:42Speaker 1: people like doing it? I don't hope nobody likes that.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Self promotion Yeah, I don't even like promoting this podcast. No, no, no,
- 18:51Speaker 1: that's the only reason I have a Facebook. Yeah, I
- 18:54Speaker 1: don't like it. If I if I didn't have this podcast,
- 18:56Speaker 1: I wouldn't have Facebook or Instagram. I like it. Be real,
- 19:00Speaker 1: I wouldn't I like it. Thank you, I got a list.
- 19:08Speaker 1: Let's do it some lane price. He's back number ten
- 19:14Speaker 1: their job, Yeah, I think. I think yeah, because everyone
- 19:19Speaker 1: what's the goal? It's entire Yeah, to get away from
- 19:23Speaker 1: your job, to get away from working. So I think
- 19:25Speaker 1: you just do it. Say you like it so you're
- 19:28Speaker 1: not miserable every day of your life. So it makes
- 19:30Speaker 1: the day go yourself that you you don't hate. Convince yourself. Yeah,
- 19:33Speaker 1: it's just more convincing yourself that you like motorcycles. I
- 19:40Speaker 1: like that, Yeah, because you don't really like I live
- 19:44Speaker 1: on a highway that is constantly and there's a biker
- 19:48Speaker 1: bar seven minutes from my house and all day, all
- 19:53Speaker 1: night during the summer, just especially like when there's a
- 19:58Speaker 1: concert at Poopies and I'm trying to sleep on a
- 20:01Speaker 1: Friday night at two am, and it's just ten motorcycles
- 20:06Speaker 1: go by and they have to rev their fucking motorcycle
- 20:08Speaker 1: as soon as they get right by my house. I
- 20:10Speaker 1: love it when the guys got the big Harley. It's
- 20:12Speaker 1: super loud, and then they have the radio super fucking loud,
- 20:15Speaker 1: so they could hear the radio over their super loud motors.
- 20:17Speaker 1: So you have like a fucking pick one. Yeah, you
- 20:20Speaker 1: either get to have the loud motorcycle or a lot
- 20:23Speaker 1: to have both, and I don't care. And you know
- 20:27Speaker 1: they're always listening to the same thing. Oh yeah, it's
- 20:29Speaker 1: usually their country yep. Or they're listening to like Go
- 20:33Speaker 1: Back that's gonna say yeah, or fucking like George thorough
- 20:42Speaker 1: Good yeah yep. Or they'll say like kid Rock or
- 20:45Speaker 1: CC or yep yeah nothing good usually nope. Sorry. Sean
- 20:51Speaker 1: Nicklebacks number seven Strip Clubs. I agree, that's a good
- 20:56Speaker 1: one because you think you think you like it, but
- 20:59Speaker 1: you can't do anything. Then you're just yourself. You go,
- 21:02Speaker 1: this kind of sucks. You just teasing. I'm gonna have
- 21:04Speaker 1: to spend money, Yeah, it's yeah, it's just tease. Yep.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Number six local sports teams. That's fresh the hell got
- 21:15Speaker 1: it for local sports teams? Oh yeah, so mad yep.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Number five fear I had not mentioned for me as
- 21:25Speaker 1: a non alcoholic. Here, Yeah, I do drinking, though I
- 21:30Speaker 1: don't see the point because I have to go to work.
- 21:33Speaker 1: There's water. Then that point was the what's the point
- 21:36Speaker 1: of drinking? Now it's oh yeah, death, I don't know.
- 21:43Speaker 1: It's the ritual. Yeah. Number four company pizza party as
- 21:48Speaker 1: a reward. Yeah, yeah, thank you. We made billion dollars
- 21:51Speaker 1: more this year. You guys get a pizza. Here's here's
- 21:54Speaker 1: here's one pizza shared it between the nine of you.
- 21:58Speaker 1: You said it was toppings. Jes is a topping, she's
- 22:01Speaker 1: a daughter. No, it's not even it's not essart. Topics
- 22:08Speaker 1: are pepperoni, sausage. Yeah, pizza cheesus jesus, just as you
- 22:13Speaker 1: want a pizza with no topics. Yeah. Number three other
- 22:16Speaker 1: people's kids pictures. You could just end it on other
- 22:19Speaker 1: people's kids. We'll get there. Number two gender reveal parties.
- 22:23Speaker 1: That's on my list coming up. I agree. Number one
- 22:26Speaker 1: talking about work at work to make conversations or outside
- 22:30Speaker 1: of work. Yeah, that bothers me too. I don't want
- 22:33Speaker 1: to talk about work. I meant to gender reveal parties.
- 22:35Speaker 1: That's my next one. Yeah, I don't care. I can't leave.
- 22:40Speaker 1: That's still a thing. I don't care. I don't carry that.
- 22:42Speaker 1: I don't nobody cares until that. You just want because
- 22:48Speaker 1: then you're gonna have a baby shower and then you're
- 22:50Speaker 1: gonna have a first person. I don't think you should
- 22:52Speaker 1: be able to get to have a baby shower and
- 22:53Speaker 1: a gender reveal. I agree, that's too much. Stop asking
- 22:56Speaker 1: for so many things. Yeah yeah, because then you have
- 22:59Speaker 1: like what same as weddings a party. Now I'm busy
- 23:04Speaker 1: during your reveal. I got something or something going on.
- 23:07Speaker 1: I don't know what. I guarantee I do that. I
- 23:09Speaker 1: guarantee I have to get a root now that day
- 23:12Speaker 1: And that sounds funner, I mean, like because like, I
- 23:18Speaker 1: don't care. I agree when the kid comes out that
- 23:21Speaker 1: you can tell me, send me a text say it's
- 23:23Speaker 1: a boy all I mean, that's it, and I'll hit
- 23:26Speaker 1: you back with the congratulations and then we're done talking
- 23:29Speaker 1: for a while. Yeah yeah, and I won't bother you
- 23:32Speaker 1: while you're raising that kid, because I don't care. Yep,
- 23:38Speaker 1: we're so jaded. We are so uh that happens with
- 23:44Speaker 1: old I think so was that your That was your
- 23:47Speaker 1: next one? Seventh that my number said? Yeah, my number
- 23:49Speaker 1: seven is winter. Yeah, you don't really like it. It's cold,
- 23:54Speaker 1: it's gross. There's ice. You could fall snow when heating bills.
- 24:01Speaker 1: The snow is so pretty off the trees. I want
- 24:04Speaker 1: my you know, it's better on trees leaves. Yep. I
- 24:08Speaker 1: can't golf during the winter. Nope. Here in the Midwest,
- 24:11Speaker 1: I guess I should say Midwest East Coast winters and
- 24:15Speaker 1: Midwest winners and oh yeah, okay, winners if you live
- 24:18Speaker 1: in l A great, Yeah, winners, great, I get it.
- 24:23Speaker 1: I like seasons. That's why Liver Place. It skips the
- 24:26Speaker 1: shitty one. It's right where there's one. Dutas speaks the
- 24:29Speaker 1: truth at least once. Yeah, yeah, at least once. Yep. No,
- 24:35Speaker 1: you don't like it, Nope, you just convince yourself you
- 24:38Speaker 1: do because you don't have a choice. Yeah, yeah, I
- 24:40Speaker 1: mean you could just leave, leave Midwest.
- 24:43Speaker 3: I wish it was that easy. It's a generalist. Why not, Yeah,
- 24:52Speaker 3: why the heck not? Ship get to it, folks.
- 24:58Speaker 1: April engineers like people that build things. I think so
- 25:06Speaker 1: or a design thing is, or drive trains, college shootings,
- 25:10Speaker 1: a degree in culinary arts, so cooks. YEA napping, I
- 25:15Speaker 1: know I should enjoy it, but it's time out of
- 25:16Speaker 1: my day. It makes sense, it makes sense. But I
- 25:20Speaker 1: do love a good nap. How long of a nap
- 25:22Speaker 1: are you talking? Hour and a half? That's like sleeping
- 25:26Speaker 1: At that point, you're just pretty great. Napping for me
- 25:29Speaker 1: is like a good half A twenty minute nap are
- 25:30Speaker 1: my favorite? Oh god, yeah, wake up? Yeah, just that quick,
- 25:33Speaker 1: like let's all yep, sheah, I fall asleep. Those are
- 25:36Speaker 1: the best ones. Gardening, I'm doing it, but I absolutely
- 25:39Speaker 1: fucking hate it. Yeah, I get it. I want to
- 25:42Speaker 1: do more, though, dive bars. I'd rather go to a
- 25:45Speaker 1: swanky place. Isn't it so filthy? But this is a trend.
- 25:50Speaker 1: You know. I don't really go to bars all that often,
- 25:54Speaker 1: so I don't really care anymore. Yeah, driving, I want
- 25:58Speaker 1: to close to my house driving. Yeah yeah, I didn't
- 26:03Speaker 1: have to cover bands not to be mistaken for tribute bands,
- 26:09Speaker 1: all right, ye so, but at this point I don't
- 26:14Speaker 1: mind a good tribute band or a cover band. She
- 26:17Speaker 1: I think she likes tribute bands, karaoke. I'm good at karaoke.
- 26:25Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, that's great. So you're not a good singer, Yeah,
- 26:29Speaker 1: but you think you are. This this is coming from
- 26:32Speaker 1: from people who used a lot of Yeah, I know
- 26:35Speaker 1: I wasn't good at it. I mean either, but children. Yeah,
- 26:39Speaker 1: exclamation pointed that one. I p as very much. Agree. Yeah,
- 26:45Speaker 1: I have I don't mention coming up? Yeah, coming up,
- 26:47Speaker 1: We're coming up. We'll talk, all right. Do you want
- 26:52Speaker 1: to do this? I don't have anymore? Okay, give me
- 26:56Speaker 1: one of yours? Okay, who do Nate? Yeah, Schmidt, Nate
- 27:04Speaker 1: Schmidt number ten winner, yep for you? Nine singing the
- 27:08Speaker 1: Happy Birthday song? Agree after your ten? Do we need
- 27:13Speaker 1: to do that anymore? I guess I suppose Six gender
- 27:17Speaker 1: reveal parties. If you like my Grandpa, you get you
- 27:20Speaker 1: have to no matter where you are. Did they have
- 27:21Speaker 1: a Joe siren after seven? Talking to the parents of
- 27:28Speaker 1: your kids friends? Yeah, I don't want to do that.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Six company pizza parties. Uh. Five Cardio at the gym,
- 27:37Speaker 1: not a fan. Cardio in the bedroom, definitely a fan. Uh.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Four conversations with upper management, Yeah, gros. Three someone else
- 27:47Speaker 1: is cooking. That's good. Pretend to like it. Yeah them
- 27:52Speaker 1: feel shitty. Two birthday parties number one going to work,
- 27:57Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, good art degree, Thank you, Nate. Thanks Nate.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Let me just go ahead and move past all that
- 28:10Speaker 1: past antique shopping. Yeah yeah, it's it's usually during a
- 28:17Speaker 1: football game on a Saturday afternoon and fall, and you
- 28:21Speaker 1: don't want to go until the Hawkeyes start, so then
- 28:24Speaker 1: you're waiting three hours because I'm not going anti. How
- 28:28Speaker 1: often do you go antique shopping? I don't know. I don't.
- 28:31Speaker 1: I don't. I'm saying people in general like the antique shop.
- 28:36Speaker 1: I guess I don't know, because because you know what
- 28:40Speaker 1: they're doing, good bed Like I'm gonna find I saw
- 28:42Speaker 1: this thing on Pinterest. I want to try Pinterest. Interest.
- 28:47Speaker 1: To me, it used to be people that don't have
- 28:49Speaker 1: original ideas and they want to see other people's ideas, right,
- 28:52Speaker 1: isn't that all? It is? Okay? Like they they want
- 28:57Speaker 1: to use Pinterest as a and then I want not
- 29:00Speaker 1: make it exactly like they do. It's like you're stealing
- 29:02Speaker 1: their idea and just tweaking. You're just changing a word.
- 29:07Speaker 1: You're not gonna put the Smith family on There is
- 29:08Speaker 1: that our fucking name. But to be fair, some people
- 29:10Speaker 1: just are on original. They don't have the like thoughts
- 29:13Speaker 1: and that's what and Etsy Pintresses is horrible anymore. Anyways,
- 29:18Speaker 1: I don't think I I I never used to begin with.
- 29:23Speaker 1: I did for a while, like for what, just just
- 29:28Speaker 1: for something to do. I don't do a lot of work,
- 29:31Speaker 1: so it's skill time. I found like old pictures of
- 29:37Speaker 1: like anything is old. Yeah, every picture is old. You're right,
- 29:44Speaker 1: we've been there. My next one luxury items like what
- 29:50Speaker 1: like things you could like like people that buy those
- 29:53Speaker 1: like five hundred dollars purses. Oh okay, do you really
- 29:56Speaker 1: need that five h or do you just want that name? Yeah,
- 29:59Speaker 1: you're five your thousand dollars Rolex tills the same time
- 30:02Speaker 1: it is my twenty dollars time X. It's right, it
- 30:05Speaker 1: doesn't not matter. You're doing it, but you don't actually
- 30:09Speaker 1: like it, you know. But there are watches that I've seen,
- 30:14Speaker 1: watches that are like I want that watch is cool watch.
- 30:16Speaker 1: I have never in my life seen to watch the
- 30:19Speaker 1: thought I want that, Oh yeah I have I I'm
- 30:23Speaker 1: not a watch where I'm not either, And I don't
- 30:25Speaker 1: I have a phone that I already have to carry
- 30:30Speaker 1: that goddamn phone with me everywhere I go. I'm noting
- 30:33Speaker 1: you can get rid of it. I could, It's great,
- 30:35Speaker 1: I want to. I'd like to anymore. I've been using
- 30:40Speaker 1: my phone. I should just get like a fitbit or something,
- 30:42Speaker 1: or a smart watch. See. I don't track my steps
- 30:45Speaker 1: like things on my arms. I just tracking my steps
- 30:47Speaker 1: and my phone will track all my steps for me
- 30:49Speaker 1: on my pocket. So oh, I don't keep tracking any
- 30:52Speaker 1: of that. It'll just tell me I'm lazy. And I
- 30:54Speaker 1: already know that. I don't need to. I don't need somebody.
- 30:59Speaker 1: I'm lazy, man, lazy. I already know another Let's see here,
- 31:03Speaker 1: bree another list. Classic camping, setting up a tent, freezing bugs,
- 31:10Speaker 1: no thanks, oysters who eats an oyster and says hmm yummy, Yeah, agreed,
- 31:17Speaker 1: that's disgusting. Why would you want to be in a
- 31:20Speaker 1: hot dessert dehydrated, squished by millions of people? Sounds awful?
- 31:24Speaker 1: And where do you pee when you're squished up against
- 31:27Speaker 1: what Bieber's playing? You gotta take a piss, You just go. Man,
- 31:32Speaker 1: Capris can't convince me it looks good. Yeah, I like that.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Any alcohol, including beer, okay, watching golf. Oh, I kind
- 31:45Speaker 1: of got that. I like it. I can't. I don't
- 31:47Speaker 1: know why I don't. Yeah, it's pleasing to me. I
- 31:49Speaker 1: don't know. I like it, waking up super early just why? Yeah, pregnancy, like, oh,
- 31:55Speaker 1: I love getting fat and feeling sick. But babi's beautiful?
- 32:00Speaker 1: Are they? Mm hmm? They all looked the same when
- 32:02Speaker 1: they come out to good they look like aliens. And
- 32:05Speaker 1: when they first come out and then they developed their faces.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Had birthday sung to you at a restaurant. Yeah, getting
- 32:12Speaker 1: absolutely fucking wasted and you can't remember anything, agreed. I
- 32:17Speaker 1: don't like doing that anymore. Yep, not that I ever
- 32:22Speaker 1: Hasmoni's moonies. Huh sure, alright, these are we'll give it
- 32:28Speaker 1: a shot. Scroll. I started at the bottom for it,
- 32:31Speaker 1: the bottom I mention first, so honorable mentions like all
- 32:36Speaker 1: this don't all that down here. Yeah. Lgbt Q events
- 32:40Speaker 1: and Pride nights out of fear of being called a
- 32:42Speaker 1: homophobe or transphot and really I just want to escape
- 32:45Speaker 1: from all the bs and watch the damn baseball game,
- 32:47Speaker 1: not to be innundated with don sense m hm. So
- 32:51Speaker 1: that would be go with like any special night of
- 32:53Speaker 1: the ballpark, like dog night or anything with anything, just
- 32:57Speaker 1: want a game? Uh, face tattoos yep, Yeah, like getting
- 33:01Speaker 1: a tattoo. I mean yeah, I just I don't. I
- 33:07Speaker 1: don't under We've talked about in this podcast before. Ye
- 33:10Speaker 1: don't get it. Don't see the point of face tattoo,
- 33:13Speaker 1: Like there's no other place in your body it's to
- 33:15Speaker 1: put to put that tattoo. Yeah, because then like, yeah,
- 33:20Speaker 1: it's just tension. Yep. The NFL. He just apparently doesn't
- 33:25Speaker 1: like the NFL. He does not like football, cats, dogs,
- 33:29Speaker 1: pets in general, or just any other pointless responsibility. Disney
- 33:33Speaker 1: Star Wars, watch it, other humans, Disney Star Wars. That's
- 33:38Speaker 1: tough and grateful, dead a number ten. Jesus in the
- 33:44Speaker 1: entire entirety of Christianity. Okay, and we're not in Quentin
- 33:49Speaker 1: Tarantino movies. Oh ouch, kind of agree with them on
- 33:53Speaker 1: that one. I'm sorry. Once by the time in Hollywood
- 33:56Speaker 1: is phenomenal, Basters is phenomenal. Watched the Brad Pitt movie.
- 34:00Speaker 1: But there are some that I just I don't. I
- 34:01Speaker 1: don't get what pulp fiction didn't care for Reservoir Dogs
- 34:05Speaker 1: didn't for what was the other one? There's one of
- 34:09Speaker 1: the bills great. I got kill Bill was good, but
- 34:12Speaker 1: again they're not ones that I go back and go aw.
- 34:14Speaker 1: So I didn't care for Jangle all that much either.
- 34:17Speaker 1: Lais Lay's pass was good, and Once upon Time in
- 34:21Speaker 1: Hollywood was good. Yeah, that one looks good. The life
- 34:25Speaker 1: or the Ballance of whatever his name. Oh sorry, Quentin
- 34:29Speaker 1: Tarantino on me. You have your time out of like
- 34:34Speaker 1: ten seconds. I don't know why. Uh. Eight social media
- 34:40Speaker 1: very much? Oh god, yeah seven their job, and majority
- 34:44Speaker 1: of us would rather do anything else than wake up
- 34:45Speaker 1: and go to work. Capitalism a terrible idea put into
- 34:48Speaker 1: place by the same humans who have been in control
- 34:50Speaker 1: since the beginning. Yep. Five art. No one really gives
- 34:55Speaker 1: a ship about all those old credit paintings or the
- 34:57Speaker 1: dig your kid or the your kid. I don't think
- 35:01Speaker 1: he says, dog your kid trying to draw. Yeah, I
- 35:04Speaker 1: get I get our that's it's subjective. Yeah, you can't.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't care, like I just don't know. Maybe
- 35:11Speaker 1: I like when I look at the paintings that you're
- 35:13Speaker 1: supposed to I don't feel anything. No ever, ever, I've
- 35:19Speaker 1: never looked at something and go, oh my god. I
- 35:21Speaker 1: don't get how you can have a white screen and
- 35:23Speaker 1: just go like this and they call it. That's yeah.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Three number four I p as they're utter trash and
- 35:30Speaker 1: the humans that like them aren't equal to it. Jeez yea.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Three weddings, no one likes them. Now the receptions, that's
- 35:37Speaker 1: a different story. Two extra inning base runner. The players
- 35:41Speaker 1: and fans are pretending and they all know it's terrible. Yep,
- 35:46Speaker 1: I miss it makes miss I do? I mean yeah,
- 35:50Speaker 1: just you might get that in the playoffs because it's
- 35:52Speaker 1: different for the playoffs. And number one from the married
- 35:58Speaker 1: money a single sex for life, that's right, and that's
- 36:04Speaker 1: money everybody, yep, thank you, Bree. And money that's the
- 36:12Speaker 1: other one. All right, Why the heck not that get
- 36:15Speaker 1: him at some point, right? Boyd Fowler? Miami possums, Oh no,
- 36:24Speaker 1: not ah, they're gross, They're gross looking, pointless. They ticks
- 36:29Speaker 1: hot weather? What is he from? Miami? Yeah? Starbucks? Okay,
- 36:35Speaker 1: slasher movies. Yeah, I kind of get that. It's more fun,
- 36:39Speaker 1: but rap a w Yeah, I agree with that because
- 36:45Speaker 1: people do pretend to like aw they do you just
- 36:48Speaker 1: because it's different. It's not, which is fine. It's it's
- 36:52Speaker 1: okay to have something different, but don't act like it's
- 36:55Speaker 1: don't act like it's better because it's not superhero movies. Wow, okay,
- 37:01Speaker 1: Yellowstone agreed, aright. Yeah, gals with guys names Okay, thanks boyd?
- 37:12Speaker 1: All right, and do you want another one? An? I
- 37:23Speaker 1: gotta quick find it. Nate Mason. Uh, the kid that
- 37:31Speaker 1: sucks up to the coach. Ye, the neighbor kid who's
- 37:35Speaker 1: a little ship, a bad dinner someone made for you.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Pretend to like, Oh, yeah, it's great then down there? Yeah,
- 37:46Speaker 1: pictures of three year old colored Actually the first thing
- 37:48Speaker 1: you do when you get in the car, let's go
- 37:50Speaker 1: tac about. Yeah, let's go get some real food. Uh.
- 37:54Speaker 1: Most of their co workers their boss yep. Yeah, you
- 37:58Speaker 1: have to pretend to like them. Yep. Any new social
- 38:01Speaker 1: media trend having electric vehicles, dry martinis? Yeah, and sushi.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Isn't it dry? Martini? Isn't a gin? Isn't it just
- 38:13Speaker 1: drinking glass of gin? Here's just a shot of gin,
- 38:15Speaker 1: but you're not gonna shoot it. I'd like a pine
- 38:17Speaker 1: tree in my mouth. Yuck. Yeah, I agree. I don't know. Thanks.
- 38:23Speaker 1: If I'm going to Martini and going vodka martini with
- 38:26Speaker 1: fruity ship, yeah, yeah, give me an appletini, I'll do.
- 38:30Speaker 1: I had a purple rain at a martini bar. That sounds delicious.
- 38:33Speaker 1: It was the only reason I was there because they
- 38:35Speaker 1: actually had beer. I wouldn't have gone if they didn't
- 38:37Speaker 1: serve beer. Other people drinking martinis and all this ship.
- 38:40Speaker 1: I'm like, take a bush light please, tall I'm cultured. Yeah,
- 38:45Speaker 1: try to drink it light. Number where we are I
- 38:49Speaker 1: don't know. Five t ball games. It's not even close
- 38:55Speaker 1: to baseball. The only thing about it is that the
- 38:59Speaker 1: kids have a glove that they don't use. No, because
- 39:01Speaker 1: they all just attack the ball with their bare hands
- 39:03Speaker 1: and all. They all dive at it at once, and
- 39:06Speaker 1: usually the most athletic kid comes away with the ball
- 39:08Speaker 1: and then runs it back in. But there's no there's
- 39:13Speaker 1: no outs on any basis ever. It's it's it is
- 39:19Speaker 1: what it is. Parents all yelling run or laughing, because
- 39:22Speaker 1: that's all it's for, is just yeah to laugh at
- 39:25Speaker 1: your kid. Yeah. Te ball games, sorry, but they suck.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Number five. Being vegan, yeah, give me a burger. You
- 39:35Speaker 1: do not like that? And like I vegetarian, Okay, I
- 39:39Speaker 1: can border line understand of vegetarian. They won't eat meat,
- 39:44Speaker 1: but they'll eat chicken and all that other stuff, which is,
- 39:46Speaker 1: if I get it, fine, vegetaransat chicken. I think so
- 39:49Speaker 1: you just cand don't eat meat. Vegan is different. Vegan though,
- 39:53Speaker 1: you mean red meat, red meat? Yeah? Is that vegetarian thing? No,
- 39:58Speaker 1: I don't think vegetarians eat chicken either. I don't know.
- 40:02Speaker 1: I'm not either. You don't eat meat that it could
- 40:06Speaker 1: be well, chickens meat though, chickens and meat. Chickens, chickens, chicken,
- 40:13Speaker 1: chickens meat, you get it the meat counter. That's like saying,
- 40:21Speaker 1: don't you give meat chicken at a meat counter again?
- 40:23Speaker 1: Meet at the meat counter. Chickens, chickens over there in
- 40:26Speaker 1: his own section, its own section, that's down the way.
- 40:31Speaker 1: That's down the way. Pork meat, I don't know, because
- 40:36Speaker 1: it's right next to the steaks. There's steaks, there's pork,
- 40:40Speaker 1: and then there's chicken. You're talking meat counter, were talking
- 40:43Speaker 1: like meat counter. The guys that give you meat, the
- 40:45Speaker 1: guys that give you meat, they don't have pork there, Yes,
- 40:48Speaker 1: they do, absolutely do they have. They have. They can't
- 40:52Speaker 1: just see him maybe because you go to the bronx
- 40:56Speaker 1: and the hamburger and the steaks. But then there's the pork. No,
- 40:58Speaker 1: but you're talking like the food. I'm talking about the
- 41:01Speaker 1: guys who like I'll take a flame. And there's pork
- 41:05Speaker 1: right there, and chicken and fish. What was there between
- 41:09Speaker 1: vegetarian and a vegan. I don't know. I truly don't know.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Different between a vegetarian and a vegan. I want to
- 41:20Speaker 1: say vegetaria is only avoid eating meat, but still consume
- 41:22Speaker 1: animal like dairy and eggs. Vegans exclude all animal products entirely,
- 41:28Speaker 1: like meat, so they won't even don and their lifestyle leather, wool, silk,
- 41:32Speaker 1: and cosmetics testa animals. Oh my god. Yeah, so I
- 41:37Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, being a vegan's dumb. I bet everything
- 41:42Speaker 1: you use is testa animals somehow, like it'd be tough
- 41:47Speaker 1: to avoid. Yeah. I like meat, yeah, and I like chicken.
- 41:52Speaker 1: I think you're right, though I think chicken. I don't
- 41:54Speaker 1: think they eat chicken. I don't think they do either.
- 41:56Speaker 1: I am not positive about fish. I love red meat. Yeah.
- 41:59Speaker 1: I mean, you read meat all the time, but if
- 42:01Speaker 1: I can, Yeah, I get that. That's good. Yeah, good
- 42:06Speaker 1: for you for yep, polar plunges. Yeah, that's a good one.
- 42:14Speaker 1: There's no way you like doing that. No, no, No
- 42:17Speaker 1: one comes out of the polar plunge as soon as
- 42:19Speaker 1: they go in. They don't come on and go yay,
- 42:21Speaker 1: they go that's cold this Yeah, why would you do
- 42:26Speaker 1: the terrible idea? I don't see the point. Uh. I've
- 42:32Speaker 1: kind of wanted to try the cold plunge thing. I
- 42:35Speaker 1: heard it like in ice pasts. Yeah, like ice pass
- 42:37Speaker 1: I've heard it's like good for you just sitting there
- 42:40Speaker 1: though you's like not just getting and getting out quick.
- 42:43Speaker 1: You have to sit in there for like two minutes.
- 42:46Speaker 1: There's no way in hell, no way I could last.
- 42:50Speaker 1: How long could you last in a tub of ice?
- 42:53Speaker 1: Ten to fifteen seconds? Okay, you've got me. I'm dipping
- 42:56Speaker 1: my toe in and go yeah, I'm getting all the
- 42:59Speaker 1: way in too, because like you can't even get a
- 43:01Speaker 1: good pool that's a little chili like that. Uh oh.
- 43:04Speaker 1: I hate heated pools. I hate. I don't know why,
- 43:08Speaker 1: because I just don't want to sit in a bath
- 43:09Speaker 1: We never actually get into the pool. What do you
- 43:12Speaker 1: go to? Ankles floating? Sometimes I get in. I got
- 43:17Speaker 1: in last year. Okay, Yeah, I don't want it to
- 43:22Speaker 1: be like a bath tub. No, I don't. That's why
- 43:23Speaker 1: I want to like that, like, oh, the pools eighty
- 43:26Speaker 1: five ninety degrees, It's like, fuck, damn am I getting
- 43:28Speaker 1: in that? That's that's a bath a hot tub at
- 43:32Speaker 1: that point. But yeah, before polar puns, I don't know.
- 43:36Speaker 1: You just did pull pungs. Yeah, go ahead, all right,
- 43:39Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the IPAs okay, because I just don't.
- 43:42Speaker 1: I don't got it either. Yeah, like it just has
- 43:44Speaker 1: a earthy taste. It all taste like shit. I thought
- 43:49Speaker 1: it was an ip A guy for a minute. Yeah,
- 43:51Speaker 1: I've had maybe one that wasn't terrible, Okay, otherwise, nah,
- 43:56Speaker 1: just it just tastes sour and gross to me. M.
- 44:01Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I'll order one. I don't
- 44:04Speaker 1: drink much drink it. I don't drink much beer anyways anymore,
- 44:07Speaker 1: so I'll drink it if I have to. Last couple
- 44:13Speaker 1: of lists, will do here quick, Marcus Jacobs, The Big
- 44:19Speaker 1: Bang Theory, Christmas Free Chips and Salsa. Oh hard disagree,
- 44:29Speaker 1: but I enjoyed. I'm not going to pretend to like it.
- 44:34Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, Soldier Field, Yeah, it's fine, it's yeah,
- 44:40Speaker 1: And al right, okay, here we go. People. They moved
- 44:44Speaker 1: Indiana they're still the Cogo Bears. Their home offices are
- 44:49Speaker 1: in Chicago still other than the eight to nine home games,
- 44:53Speaker 1: will play a year in Hammond. They're going to practice
- 44:57Speaker 1: at the Soldier Field or not the hos All Well
- 45:00Speaker 1: Holl's Halls in Chicago, like it's in They're still still
- 45:04Speaker 1: e Zurich, actually I believe it or something like that.
- 45:05Speaker 1: They're still closer to Chicago than the forty nine ers
- 45:08Speaker 1: are to San Francisco. That's like an hour. Yeah, so
- 45:11Speaker 1: don't pretend like other teams don't already do this. There's
- 45:14Speaker 1: just like what I read, there's the Dallas Cowboys are
- 45:16Speaker 1: in Arlink. They haven't played in Dallas in years, forty years.
- 45:21Speaker 1: But I'm just saying like their home offices are still
- 45:24Speaker 1: in Chicago. Yeah, I don't it. That doesn't bother me
- 45:28Speaker 1: at all. I don't give it. I think it's just
- 45:30Speaker 1: people like, oh whatever, I could care less and real quick.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Nothing has stopped the Bears, the organization from building a
- 45:39Speaker 1: stadium anywhere at all. Nobody is stopping them. You own
- 45:43Speaker 1: ground in I only want to do it because it's certain,
- 45:46Speaker 1: because it's gonna text they would get tax breaks. I
- 45:48Speaker 1: get I get it. But you but no one's ever
- 45:51Speaker 1: stopping you from building a stadium. Yeah, you're a billionaire,
- 45:54Speaker 1: You're fine, you don't need Nobody's nobody stopping the Bearers
- 46:00Speaker 1: from buildings. If they want to build a chcotton and scotton,
- 46:03Speaker 1: they could have. And to be honest, if they build
- 46:05Speaker 1: in Arlington, that's further away from Soldier Field than Hammond Is,
- 46:07Speaker 1: they could have thought they could have built any time
- 46:10Speaker 1: they wanted to. Yeah, they just don't. So yeah, Strawberry Milk,
- 46:16Speaker 1: that's very much agree on that one. I don't get that.
- 46:19Speaker 1: The Democratic Party, the Republican Party. Yeah. Cruises, oh yeah, yeah,
- 46:28Speaker 1: I almost went like a jeep cruise. I'm for the
- 46:31Speaker 1: Midwest bote forget the boats, aort thing, a boat crew. Yeah,
- 46:34Speaker 1: what's the point. No, yeah, a cruise. I don't ever
- 46:36Speaker 1: want to. I have no desire unless it's absolutely free.
- 46:41Speaker 1: I will go. And that's a big if. Yeah, that's
- 46:44Speaker 1: a big if. I might be able to sell those
- 46:46Speaker 1: tickets and go. Right, I'll go to a resort and
- 46:49Speaker 1: get all inclusive. I don't have to deal with five
- 46:51Speaker 1: hundred people to a thousand people. Oh and maybe get
- 46:54Speaker 1: stuck on the ocean. Yeah, no, I don't want to
- 46:56Speaker 1: do that or I can't poop. That sounds that wat
- 46:59Speaker 1: should Yeah, that's that's it. That's my nightmare. Yeah, I agree,
- 47:05Speaker 1: open ocean, no water, everything's gone and you're stuck out
- 47:10Speaker 1: there for a week. Yeah, I PI give me a raft.
- 47:13Speaker 1: I'm fucking go. Super spicy wings Okay, I I kind
- 47:19Speaker 1: of got that too. Yeah, I like chicken wings. I
- 47:22Speaker 1: don't want my mouth being on fire. I want to
- 47:23Speaker 1: enjoy them like a good taste. And then Taylor Swift. Yeah, alright,
- 47:34Speaker 1: a couple more Shawn's shawnny. He made a list lember
- 47:39Speaker 1: tend this is his idea. So we had to get
- 47:40Speaker 1: one pretend Nascar or f one like, come on, it's
- 47:45Speaker 1: watching a cargo around and around Number nine hockey on TV.
- 47:49Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah it is. It is better. Eight black coffee.
- 47:54Speaker 1: You're just a gross breath all morning. You just have
- 47:56Speaker 1: you just gross breath all morning. Cool number the seventh
- 48:00Speaker 1: camp people like the idea of camping in reality, then
- 48:03Speaker 1: take a picture for Facebook and fake it. Yep. Six
- 48:06Speaker 1: people like glamping. Yeah, glamping. Six cottage cheese very much
- 48:10Speaker 1: agree there too. Gross. Five whiskey straight it's gross, either
- 48:14Speaker 1: alcoholic or try too hard. Four Ultra Ironman competitions. Okay,
- 48:21Speaker 1: what is the Ironman competition? Don't I think it's like that?
- 48:24Speaker 1: Why you run and bike and swim and all that stuff. Yeah?
- 48:28Speaker 1: Three owning a dog smelly pick up shits annoying, loud,
- 48:31Speaker 1: and their owners think they can just take it anywhere. Yeah.
- 48:33Speaker 1: Why do people think they need to bring their dog everywhere?
- 48:35Speaker 1: They're like and then they get offended when you're like,
- 48:39Speaker 1: no pets. Yeah. Two award shows. No way you care
- 48:43Speaker 1: about who got best soundtrack to a movie you've ever seen? Yep,
- 48:48Speaker 1: all award shows, whether it's the MTV Awards or the
- 48:52Speaker 1: CMA's or the Grammys or thes or the Golden Globes
- 48:55Speaker 1: or any of that. It's all movies I've never seen.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Oh usually usually number one. Yeah I got it, metal music,
- 49:06Speaker 1: I can't understand them, and no soul a gotcha. It's
- 49:11Speaker 1: all right. We talked, we dig on your stuff. I
- 49:15Speaker 1: don't get the grateful dead, but to each their own right,
- 49:20Speaker 1: m And the last one the full the Beatles right
- 49:27Speaker 1: after we do the Beatles? Are they the best ever?
- 49:33Speaker 1: The first? They're the first? The first? Ye. Me and
- 49:37Speaker 1: Dad had this conversation last week after the podcast and
- 49:43Speaker 1: a couple of days ago actually, and it was just like,
- 49:46Speaker 1: were they the best? No? No, some argue he said,
- 49:50Speaker 1: it's a garden maent he's I don't like the Stones,
- 49:52Speaker 1: but better career, like they had a bigger catalog, long longevity. Agree,
- 50:00Speaker 1: bigger category of longevity, but that I don't think that
- 50:02Speaker 1: means it's better. I don't think the Beatles better than
- 50:07Speaker 1: for me, it's the music. I'd rather listen to Beatles
- 50:09Speaker 1: music than I would the Stones. I just do. I don't.
- 50:12Speaker 1: I just don't like the Stones. So that's just me.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Other people. That's a great thing about music. That's whatever
- 50:18Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, there's other bands that I'm not saying
- 50:21Speaker 1: better than the Beatles. I think. I rarely. I rarely decide, Hey,
- 50:26Speaker 1: I think today I'm gonna listen to the Beatles. It does,
- 50:29Speaker 1: it does rappen occasionally, But there's much stuff I'd rather
- 50:35Speaker 1: listen to. Number nine Manny's two Pizza. That's good stuff.
- 50:42Speaker 1: That's local stuff that I like it. I mean, I
- 50:45Speaker 1: agree it's okay diarrhea, yeah, no matter what. Yep and
- 50:49Speaker 1: their tacos. I don't care if those are all either
- 50:51Speaker 1: a lot of grease. I like the tacos, but there's
- 50:54Speaker 1: I think I've gotta go to Mexicano. Yeah, Elvis star
- 51:00Speaker 1: wars an open concept house, huh Okay. He hates houses
- 51:13Speaker 1: that are like split level, so when you walk in
- 51:15Speaker 1: the front door, you have to go either up or down.
- 51:17Speaker 1: I gotta make a decision when I walk in this
- 51:18Speaker 1: fucking house, and like you're always gonna make the right
- 51:21Speaker 1: and be home, and you just hear yeah, so you
- 51:23Speaker 1: walk downstairs and over up here, like god, damn it.
- 51:27Speaker 1: Can you imagine? I can't know. Instincts always tell you
- 51:30Speaker 1: to go down, not up. TV commercials, Oh yeah, they're
- 51:35Speaker 1: all terrible. Lebron adult cartoons, okay. Fellow employees and their job, yeah,
- 51:46Speaker 1: everyone I think pretends to like their job. Yeah, agreed.
- 51:51Speaker 1: I don't like my job. I just have to go
- 51:53Speaker 1: do it. Yep. Yep. Number three is that where we
- 51:58Speaker 1: are the other people's vacation photos? Yep. I don't give
- 52:05Speaker 1: a ship where you went. I don't care. Like I'll
- 52:09Speaker 1: look at him and I'll be Do you want to
- 52:13Speaker 1: see a picture of me in the Bahamas? Is there
- 52:14Speaker 1: water and sand? Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it.
- 52:17Speaker 1: I'm not there, so I don't care. But yeah, I
- 52:21Speaker 1: have a bunch, but they're for me to look at exactly.
- 52:24Speaker 1: I don't bring him and be like, hey, you want
- 52:25Speaker 1: to see that picture. To see all my pictures from
- 52:27Speaker 1: I'm real bad about picture taking. I'd be real bad
- 52:31Speaker 1: about it. I only been good the last couple times
- 52:33Speaker 1: because I had to. Well I didn't have to, but
- 52:38Speaker 1: I I'm bad at it. Like Arizona, I didn't take
- 52:41Speaker 1: hardly any Yeah, I took some for the wife. That's
- 52:45Speaker 1: the only reason. I don't know why like it? Just
- 52:52Speaker 1: mm I like take a picture, so I do. It's
- 52:58Speaker 1: some weird way, however, But other people like, yeah, you
- 53:01Speaker 1: want to see my picture. No I don't. I'll look
- 53:06Speaker 1: at him because I'm nice. Yep. Sometimes Minumer three, yeah
- 53:10Speaker 1: go to the gym. Oh yeah, yep. I don't think
- 53:15Speaker 1: you actually like it. You just have to. So I'm
- 53:18Speaker 1: gonna piggyback off that real quick. My number two, which
- 53:20Speaker 1: is getting up early to work out. Yeah, you're waking
- 53:25Speaker 1: up at five am just to go work out to
- 53:26Speaker 1: go on a run? Yeah, fuck that. I get home.
- 53:29Speaker 1: You don't like sleep. I get home at six. There's
- 53:31Speaker 1: always people coming into this place down here that used
- 53:33Speaker 1: to be all these Yeah, they're going to the gym
- 53:36Speaker 1: before work. If we have like a nine to five
- 53:37Speaker 1: or and they're getting up going to work or getting
- 53:41Speaker 1: to go to the gym before they go to work.
- 53:43Speaker 1: Good on you, exactly, that's good for you. I'd rather sleep,
- 53:46Speaker 1: and I know for I know for a fact those
- 53:48Speaker 1: people would rather be sleeping. Yeah. But if you've got
- 53:52Speaker 1: the motivation, good for you. I just don't like I'm
- 53:58Speaker 1: a I should. I don't. I wake up early anyway, Yeah,
- 54:02Speaker 1: and I very well could. I just don't want to.
- 54:06Speaker 1: I'd rather lay there. I don't want to. I'd rather
- 54:10Speaker 1: just Yeah, I'm not. I can't imagine the first thing
- 54:13Speaker 1: I think of waking up is I need to go jog. Yeah. No,
- 54:21Speaker 1: it's yog. It's so object every time every time you
- 54:28Speaker 1: number two, number two, I was getting up early to
- 54:31Speaker 1: work out. Oh that's right, that's right. Go to church, Okay,
- 54:36Speaker 1: I don't think you like it. People just go because
- 54:38Speaker 1: I think they have to. M you like going and
- 54:42Speaker 1: sitting there and told how horrible you are in two hours. Well,
- 54:45Speaker 1: first off, if you're going to church for two hours,
- 54:47Speaker 1: you're doing the wrong church. You're on the wrong. That
- 54:49Speaker 1: are quicker than that. But I used to go do
- 54:51Speaker 1: it for a long time. Mm hmm. Yeah. I just
- 54:56Speaker 1: don't get it. I don't mention this. I have two
- 54:58Speaker 1: I don't have any specific bottles of water. Yeah, just
- 55:02Speaker 1: gonna be the water. I don't care what flavored it is. Oh,
- 55:05Speaker 1: I don't want any flavored water. No, I mean sparkling water.
- 55:08Speaker 1: Just I don't want my bubbles to be in my water. No,
- 55:11Speaker 1: it shouldn't. It shouldn't be. It's water. It's just water.
- 55:13Speaker 1: But I'm talking like Fiji. Yeah you do. They're all
- 55:17Speaker 1: the same. And then the next time, Yeah, if I
- 55:19Speaker 1: ever see somebody ask for a bottle of Fiji, I'm
- 55:21Speaker 1: gonna go fill up a tap water, yeah, and put
- 55:23Speaker 1: in a Fiji bottle. There you go. And expensive burgers, yeah, burgers,
- 55:29Speaker 1: a burger burger, thank you. Yeah, it's meat in a
- 55:33Speaker 1: circular shape usually unless you're at Wendy's. Usually the best
- 55:35Speaker 1: burgers I have of the ones, I just make it home.
- 55:37Speaker 1: But it's like you go to a restaurant here, you're
- 55:40Speaker 1: a you know, it's not a burger twenty one dollars
- 55:43Speaker 1: like fuck? Oh yeah, come on now, Maximount, you should
- 55:46Speaker 1: pay for ten, and that's pushing. It's gonna seven, Yeah, agreed,
- 55:53Speaker 1: ten ten for a cheeseburger. That's too much cheese. No,
- 55:57Speaker 1: that's okay. Yeah, I don't know what. I better have
- 56:01Speaker 1: some bacon on it too. Oh, then you're probably pushing Jesus.
- 56:05Speaker 1: But twenty one dollars for a burger, get out of here,
- 56:08Speaker 1: Get out of here. I'm only you're only I'm paying
- 56:11Speaker 1: you that much because I'm sitting in your yeah bougie
- 56:14Speaker 1: ass restaurant that I'm drinking beer. Yeah, no, thanks, yep,
- 56:19Speaker 1: and that's all I got. Yeah, okay. Number one hopping
- 56:22Speaker 1: on a social media stance. Just hopping on such media
- 56:27Speaker 1: like I saw this, I saw this thing that I
- 56:30Speaker 1: didn't care about before. Now that I see a lot
- 56:33Speaker 1: of people are an uproar about it, I'm going to
- 56:35Speaker 1: hop on this. Cancel culture trend or yeah what a
- 56:38Speaker 1: social media stance of I'm pissed off about this, But
- 56:41Speaker 1: you didn't care about it before, but now you do.
- 56:44Speaker 1: My mentality, everybody else is doing it. Hate it. My
- 56:51Speaker 1: number one of this is the one in front on me.
- 56:53Speaker 1: Uh huh golf? Yeah, do I actually love it? So
- 56:57Speaker 1: pissed off? Nothingthing frustrates me more than you should not
- 57:03Speaker 1: be miserable after you're doing something recreational, except when you go,
- 57:08Speaker 1: except when you golf. Fuck yeah, but you hit one
- 57:13Speaker 1: good shot, I'll do it. There we go. That's a
- 57:16Speaker 1: good day. Right there, I'm done. Yeah, you think that
- 57:19Speaker 1: long ass put to end the day? Thanks? The rest
- 57:21Speaker 1: of it. I don't know. I do love it, but
- 57:26Speaker 1: there's times where I wonder why when you're searching for
- 57:30Speaker 1: your ball for three minutes ye, or you you know
- 57:33Speaker 1: you you hit hit it right here, you're on your
- 57:35Speaker 1: eighth shot and a part three right, you're just so mad.
- 57:42Speaker 1: Three straight shots at number seven in the water terrific.
- 57:45Speaker 1: Or going with you when you go with your friends
- 57:47Speaker 1: and you just play like ship and play so much
- 57:50Speaker 1: better than you and you're like, God, damn it, I
- 57:52Speaker 1: hate this. Yep. I don't know, but I'm still gonna go. Yeah,
- 58:01Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yep. I can't believe that's the
- 58:04Speaker 1: only one on them. I'm surprised. Oh somebody else had golf,
- 58:07Speaker 1: did they? Yeah? Okay, I think we just blew past it. Well,
- 58:11Speaker 1: thanks for all those lists. Keep them coming, Yeah, thank you.
- 58:14Speaker 1: All that was I think people will enjoy it. Yeah,
- 58:17Speaker 1: calling people people like to people like to call it,
- 58:20Speaker 1: calling people out in their bullshit. Yeah, I like it.
- 58:22Speaker 1: It's good time. What we got coming up next week?
- 58:24Speaker 1: What are we doing festival? We're gonna maybe that one. No,
- 58:27Speaker 1: we're gonna run it back. Are we doing that? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
- 58:30Speaker 1: we're doing uh. Create your own Music Festival YEP starts
- 58:35Speaker 1: at ten am ghost till tennant night. Yeah. Give us
- 58:37Speaker 1: your ten bands playing YEP that you want to see
- 58:40Speaker 1: not You're not trying to please anybody but yourself. This
- 58:42Speaker 1: is create your own music festival. I don't yeah, it
- 58:45Speaker 1: may be a one of you know, they might just
- 58:46Speaker 1: be there to play for you whatever. So yeah, and
- 58:50Speaker 1: we want to do it like you know festivals. You
- 58:53Speaker 1: know how they do it at festivals, like your big headliners,
- 58:55Speaker 1: your number one Yeah yeah yeah yeah, opening bands number
- 58:58Speaker 1: ten And we've done this before. We if you sent
- 59:01Speaker 1: a listen, send the same one and I don't care,
- 59:04Speaker 1: but try to have different X this time. I'm gonna try.
- 59:08Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to do it. I'm gonna try. I
- 59:09Speaker 1: might go back and listen to the last one. I
- 59:11Speaker 1: might have to because I don't. I certainly saved my
- 59:13Speaker 1: piece of paper. I made a piece. I made one.
- 59:15Speaker 1: We didn't see. I saved one for me. We never
- 59:18Speaker 1: saved those though, because like this one from but I
- 59:22Speaker 1: had one I've created, like a really cool one to do.
- 59:25Speaker 1: Oh I didn't definitely didn't do that. I remember. I'm
- 59:28Speaker 1: gonna go back and listen to how we did it.
- 59:31Speaker 1: I can guess most of mine. This is probably my
- 59:37Speaker 1: yould like to think, so I would think maybe maybe not.
- 59:40Speaker 1: We'll see, and you do. Just send it a listen,
- 59:42Speaker 1: get ten create your festival again. You your festival. You're not
- 59:47Speaker 1: trying to please anybody, So like ten am the opener,
- 59:50Speaker 1: like if you were trying to, it's just an opener.
- 59:52Speaker 1: Like it would be different if we were like, hey,
- 59:53Speaker 1: book Lallapalooza for everybody. No, that's different. Yep, that's entirely
- 59:58Speaker 1: different booking. You know, this is your music festival for
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: you personally. Yep. Live dead, don't care. Oh yeah, absolutely,
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: this is fictional, so it could be ten dead people
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: if you want it to be. Don't don't care. If
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: they're comedians, I don't care. If they're a spoken word,
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: I don't care. Whatever that's good. I don't think about that.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: I thought about that, all right. I guess the list
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: and uh like and share and subscribe and do all
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: that fun stuff. Yeah, thanks for listening. We'll see you.