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Hoppe Cinco De Mayo! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.5.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  And then here's E -Bro in the morning. I respect
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  E -Bro. He had a good career. But he's like a
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  lot of hip -hop DJ morning show hosts that are
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  also program directors. Where they gatekeep.
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  And then wonder when they're in their 50s why
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  people don't like them. Because you gatekeeped.
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  And you did nothing for the community but serve
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  yourself. Well, here's Ebro saying that Michael
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  Jackson's Thriller is overrated. Or that it's
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  the McDonald's of albums. Oh, there's such good
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  guys over there at Ebro. You got Peter Rosenberg
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  bitching about things. When we think of hip -hop,
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  we want to have fun. We don't want to be bitched
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  at. I had an argument with somebody yesterday
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  about Thriller. Oh, about the song? No, no, no,
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  about the album. And I was like, what does Thriller
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  mean? Like, what does it mean? And they were
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  like, it's Thriller. I was like, okay. Yeah,
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  they need to turn down that music bed in the
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  background. The album about it. Gee, why did
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  Hot 97 get rid of you? It doesn't have an album.
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  It doesn't have to have a meaning. It's the biggest
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  album of all time. It is, Ebro. You're just mad
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  you're not Charlemagne. And of course it's getting
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  to work. But you say these outlandish things
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  for attention. Mm -hmm. When you're a gatekeeper
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  and you probably bang Nicki Minaj, which is kind
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  of cool. I was like, okay, so it's the McDonald's
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  of albums. All right. And McDonald's is one of
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  the biggest companies of all time. So I don't
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  quite see how that's an insult. I mean, it's
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  not like caviar. But you're like the quick trip
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  of... Radio shows. You like that dirty 7 -Eleven?
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  Yeah, you can get Doritos from. Yeah, you can
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  get Coca -Cola. But that's about it. Wow. You
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  call McDonald's out. It's just giant soul. Wow.
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  I'm Peter Rosenberg. Yelp. I'm a white boy from
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  New York, but I talk like this, yo. When I do
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  my hip -hop show, I talk like this, yo. But when
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  I'm doing sports radio, I talk like this. But
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  I'm doing my hip -hop. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
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  yo, yo, yo. I'm Peter Rosenberg. Old man. All
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  right. It's great. Nah, beat it. Beat it's the
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  big man. Yo, yo, yo, beat it, man. Talk with
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  a urban slang when I'm in. When I'm with you,
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  bro. Because I can't just talk normally like
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  my Peter Rosenberg self. Act. Thriller's the
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  McDLT. I'm a loser. And And the Paul McCartney
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  joint is just a hot bucket of shit. All right.
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  Jay, why did Hot 97 get rid of them? Jesus Christ.
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  You know what Peter Rosenberg is to radio? He's
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  the HPV of radio. He never goes away. Sometimes
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  it goes away. Sometimes it comes back. But he's
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  always going to be there. Mm -hmm. Blah, blah,
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  blah. I am Peter Rosenberg. I know more than
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  you. Cool, dude. We're all going to die. You're
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  not that important, bro. Ellen DeGeneres and
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  wife Portia de Rossi have a sweet movie date
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  night. Yeah, I didn't like this headline. Billie
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  Eilish always acts like she's a woman of the
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  people. Especially Gen Z. And then she's hanging
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  out with Ellen DeGeneres. You're a phony. On
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  April 28th, the couple steps out at the London
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  premiere of Billie Eilish's upcoming concert
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  movie, Hit Me Hard and Solved the Tour. While
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  there, they had the chance to meet up with the
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  singer and... Listen, Billie, you know she's
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  a bitch to people and you still hung out with
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  her? I never want to hear you talk about haters.
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  You hung out with a moron like her. It snapped
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  a quick selfie, which Ellen shared to Instagram
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  following the event. The 68 -year -old captures
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  the post. Portia and I just left the premiere
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  for Billie Eilish's new 3D movie. Does it include
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  your boobs? That she directed with James Cameron.
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  Oh, be sure to go watch that. I'm sure it's so
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  funny. The behind -the -scenes footage is amazing.
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  If you weren't able to see Billie in concert,
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  this is the next best thing. Whatever. The next
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  best thing would be Ellen going away and shut
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  up. You're annoying. Oh, yeah. It's Taco Tuesday.
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  Coincidentally on Cinco de Mayo. This show is
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  going to be lit, I tell you. Maybe not. And now,
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  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Live. A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome
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  to Happy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan
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  Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.
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  Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,
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  now. No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom,
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  the whole program's going to start. Okay, we'll
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  hit it. All right. man was so big. And now, something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in four,
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  three, two, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy. This is Hoppy
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  Hour with Hoppy. Always going in, never doubt
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  it. Never worry about the dollar. Don't just
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  It's also trending, popping through the hottest
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  search about us. Competition, microscopic, never
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  copied. I'm a giant rolling weed up, man, we
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  flying. Oh, oh, PPE. Oh, oh, PPE. Oh, oh, PPE.
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  Oh, oh, PPE. Oh, oh, PPE. Oh, yeah. Hey, Cinco
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  de Mayo. The day that Corinda Downley falls on
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  Taco Tuesday. I don't know much about what Cinco
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  de Mayo means. I do know I went up to one of
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  my coworkers at 92 .5 Maxima and I said, what
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  are you doing for Cinco de Mayo? And he goes,
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  I'm Cuban, not Mexican. So that was kind of the
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  moment when I realized me, I don't try to celebrate
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  it. Had some Mexican food from Grumpy Gringo
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  at like 10 a .m. That's pretty good. I'm full
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  now. But now I was just at work on the MJ Morning
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  Show. Now I'm at home. I like recording in my
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  house. Like, it's cool recording there sometimes,
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  like most of the time, but I just like looking
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  at my cat. She's looking at me like, can I help
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  you? You can help me by calling the voicemail
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  856 - 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can
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  tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
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  email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. All right.
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  We have so much we got to get into today. Not
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  really. I didn't feel like recording. I've been
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  up since 4 a .m., but I wanted to entertain you
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  guys. Because my listeners don't take a day off
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  of work. So I shouldn't take a day off. It's
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  time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. My freaking inbox blew up. My aunt
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  Kimberly, my step -aunt Kimberly commented on
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  a picture. I found this picture of me 50 pounds
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  ago. When I was doing the keto diet. And I still
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  thought I was fat. Mm -hmm. And she goes, isn't
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  it funny when we were skinny, we used to think
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  we were fat? Yes, I agree. And Robert Creel,
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  who is a diehard listener of the show and a good
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  guy. I had a post last night. There were kids
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  screaming at the pool. Mm -hmm. As I had to be
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  up early this morning. My apartment has a balcony
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  that overlooks the pool. And during the summer...
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  Kids get louder. Well, he commented, Ryan, that's
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  good that you got a vasectomy. I got mine 26
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  years ago and I don't regret it. Neither do I.
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  I don't regret it at all. Although, it was really
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  sad. There was a store, a restaurant, I guess
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  you could call it that, that closed in St. Pete.
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  And they closed the wrong one. May we pour water
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  for the Wendy's? It's near 38th Avenue and 4th
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  Street in St. Pete. The one that's closer to
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  Gandy Boulevard is still open. Do you know how
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  they closed like 700 Wendy's locations? They
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  closed the one that was actually good, but not
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  as many people went to. Man, funk dead. Made
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  me sad. I saw a shoe carnival close in St. Pete.
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  Not that I shopped there. Oh, but we're in such
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  a good economy, right, MAGA? You morons. So let's
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  pour one on him. All right. I just feel like
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  doing them. Ah, last night. Why is the thing
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  that was known as the Met Gala? I don't cover
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  that douchebaggery. I think it's absolutely positively
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  insufferable. But I did make a song about how
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  insufferable it is. For two sprays. Oh, yeah.
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  Water. Got it. Black car, grim, sculpted and
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  stiff. You paid a lot for a costume shift. Tiny
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  talk, big fake laugh. All for a photo and a paper
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  pad. Lights on your wrist, dead in your eye.
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  You came for the flex, not the pies Paint it
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  on charm, baked in the cake All dressed up for
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  a mirror show Everybody knows, everybody knows
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  Metagallop, the douchebags Metagallop, all that
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  bruh Take off the gold You can't buy glass You
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  can only get sold One more grin One more sham
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  All rope up Of the same damn scam The douchebags
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  That is my coverage of the Met Gala. Every other
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  morning show is probably breaking it down. I
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  made an AI song about it. Almost said PI song.
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  I don't know why. No, a PI is what was hired
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  to catch Mike Vrabel. 856 -49 -HAPPY. Let's see
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  what the fuck we've been messing off Instagram.
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  Oh, yeah. Oh, jeez. I'm getting a text message.
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  God damn it. What do they want? It's crunch fitness.
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  Go away. I'd sign up for your gym. Let me put
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  my phone on do not disturb because I'm connected
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  to the laptop. Watch it be when I got it on do
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  not disturb. All the hot ass Latino women hit
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  me up. No, not at all. Larsa Pippen and Jeff
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  Kobe called it quits after months of dating.
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  There's a certain term that specifically goes
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  with women like her. She was never yours. It
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  was your turn. That's all I'm going to say about
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  her. She gets around. I don't know. To say that
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  she gets around is an understatement. Neon got
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  into an altercation with an employee after he
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  was called a goofball. That goofball. What are
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  you going to do, Neon? Buy him a gift? Shut up!
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  You're so tough on your security guard, you little
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  bitch. Put your hand up. You look goofy. No,
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  no, no. I was going to ask you. So what do you
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  think, like... Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
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  yo. I'm Neon. Shut up. I'm getting sick of you.
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  Makes me a goofball. Everything in your existence.
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  I don't know you, brother. But what you see online.
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  So if you don't know someone, how do you call
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  them? Yo, yo, yo. If you don't know somebody,
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  by asking why you're a goofball when you know
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  you're a goofball. Although I feel like whenever
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  someone calls you goofy, it's never really a
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  compliment. People call me that. I guess I would
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  get defensive too if I was called goofball. I
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  don't know. It's hard to explain. Neon is just...
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  I can't talk. I've been up since four. These
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  streamers, I'm trying to say, are starting to
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  get a big head where they think they can just
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  go around and have video cameras on them, but
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  that they're indestructible when they're not.
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  He does another mortal human being. And then
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  this other guy named Cuffum. Man, they got unique
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  names. I'm grateful my last name is Happy. I
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  don't need to come up with a radio name. Cowhead.
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  Cuffum tells me on the Alabama Barker he isn't
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  taking them seriously. Let's do it. Actually,
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  I can't do that right now. Why? I don't know.
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  He is right. Neon is like falling in love with
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  Alabama. And she was using him for clout. Neon's
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  starting to... I don't know. I liked him at first.
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  He doesn't listen to people. He's doing the thing
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  I did. There was this dirty, rotten broad named
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  Hannah. She pretty much banged all of Cleveland
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  but me. She banged my replacement, Ned's, rest
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  in peace. She got around. She banged Borek, allegedly.
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  Who didn't she bang? But me. And when you're
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  young and you're known and you're around people,
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  you want the thought. When you're 21 years old,
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  you think you want the girl that wants everybody.
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  And it bothers you when other girls are banging
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  the dudes. But then you got to realize that do
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  you really want to be soul ties with that person?
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  Like, yeah, they can rock your world and bring
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  you pleasure. And make you climax like you've
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  never climaxed before. Do you really want Alabama
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  Barker in your life? Hey, Cleveland. Do you really
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  want Hannah? Offset reunites with Quavo for the
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  first time as they're making new music. That's
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  good. Oh, here's a clip here. Here's from Collard
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  Daddy. She talks about a 42 -year -old single
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  woman that wants to have fun with younger men.
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  I don't get hit on by hot guys often anymore,
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  so I don't want to pass up the opportunity, but
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  is it insane to still go on a date with this
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  guy? Girl, no. Are you kidding me? This is what
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  life is about. What? Get passed around like a
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  blunt? Getting every STD in the books. Listen,
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  I don't know if I'm 42 and single, like what
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  I'll be looking for, but I'm sure it would be
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  like a hot fuck. Oh yeah. I got divorced when
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  I was 42 and single. Oh yeah. She's definitely
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  going to divorce her man. Whenever a woman can
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  picture a future in a hypothetical sense of what
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  it would be like. That's because they're already
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  thinking about it. Like, if she truly loved her
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  man, she would be like, you know what? I'm so
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  happy with him. But she's not. He's a douchebag.
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  And we all know it. Like, maybe you're looking
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  for something like that. You just said you haven't
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  been hit on. Like, you want to explore. You're
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  not making this man your husband. Please, for
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  the love of God. She's an interesting woman,
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  Alex Cooper. When I heard that she had ghostwriters
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  for sex advice, I was like, oh, so you're bad
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  and bad. Diamonds. That burp tastes like freaking
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  Mexican food. It's gross. I'm going to have to
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  brush my teeth after. I don't know why I said
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  that. 856. 49 Hoppy. Alabama Barker did a live
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  stream where she addresses people saying she
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  was using neon for clown. At the end of the day,
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  and I don't want to sound like a crybaby. You're
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  a nipple baby with huge boobs. All I wanted was
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  friends. Like, I wasn't trying to, like, be weird
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  to any of these girls, like, at all. I'm a star
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  chick! I'm just gonna say one thing on this live
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  stream. What? I never did anything negative towards
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  these women. And I've never tried intentionally
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  to hurt any of these girls. Intentionally? Yeah,
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  I admit to! You know? I didn't mean to, you know,
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  go down on the guy. I didn't know what I was
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  doing. I lost my mind. You know, when I was just
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  doing my thing, going south of the border. What
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  am I doing? to come on here and say because they
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  definitely do come. Keep going live about me.
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  They keep threatening to expose me to me. Yeah,
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  they're exposing you because you're ruining relationships.
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  And Malaya talk and Malaya is like, you tried
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  to set me up. I never tried to set Malaya up.
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  Never in my. All right, enough. And she is happy.
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  You know, she cries after sex. Shut up. Cameron
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  Diaz had a kid at 53. With Benji Madden. So if
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  a woman out there is listening and they think
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  their clock is ticking, it's not. You got time?
• 22:30
  Here's this dirty, rotten broad known as Young
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  Miami calling out the DJ for playing trash music.
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  Hey, Young Miami, who are you? You're a bust
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  out. No one takes you seriously. Here it is.
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  You're trash! You're a real life hooker! They
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  must be playing her music. Cause you're a hooker!
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  that you're talking on the mic with the feedback
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  that Namir's like, you stupid moron. I'm aggravated.
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  Yeah, because you're a hooker. What an annoying
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  broad. Shut up. You're a real life herpes. What
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  a hooker. And here she is addressing it. BJ,
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  we was in Miami. I was in the spirit of the moment.
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  I was in the spirit of the moment being my true
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  self, which is a bitch. She was trying to get
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  me, trying to turn the party up. Y 'all know
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  I'm a fun girl. I was just genuinely trying to
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  have a good time. The video took place. And I
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  just want to send a publicly apology. Publicly
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  apology. You can't even talk. Public apology,
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  you moron! To DJ Sean Mack. Shout out to DJ Sean
• 24:17
  Mack. Man, you can't tell me no one in your hip
• 24:19
  -hop career hasn't taken off. You're a moron!
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  It was never my intention to publicly disrespect
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  somebody and make somebody look crazy again.
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  I was just trying to turn up, have fun, have
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  a good time, and it happened publicly, so I'm
• 24:31
  sending my publicly apology. You should apologize
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  for being born! You're a moron! What an idiot.
• 24:44
  What a dumb, dumb woman. Here's Waka Flocka calling
• 24:49
  out a guy for being racist. It's a little dude
• 24:53
  that I see. A little white kid running around
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  asking black people how they chimping and shit
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  like that. Calling them niggas and all that.
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  Hey bro, that shit lame as fuck. I agree. Tell
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  you why it's lame. First and foremost, you run
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  around blicked up. Well, first of all, Waka Flocka,
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  aren't you a Trump supporter? I'm calling people
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  niggas so they put their hands on you or shoot
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  them. You're going to jail because they ain't
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  even use a weapon. All right. You hang out with
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  racist people. You're MAGA. I'm not defending
• 25:24
  the guy for saying the N -word, but you hang
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  out with people that do it. Two years ago, Not
• 25:31
  Like Us came out. And I hated it the first moment
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  it came out. And I hate it even more every time
• 25:37
  I hear it on the radio. Not like us. Even though
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  I'm Kendrick Lamar and I'm allegedly a woman
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  beater. Not like us. Shut up. This is right here
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  in the moral place. A security, a secret service
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  agent was arrested for masturbating in front
• 25:52
  of a hotel guest. Oh, yeah. Just another day
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  in Sarasota. Mm -hmm. It's fucking annoying.
• 26:01
  All of Hollywood life, all the posts about the
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  Met Gala. Hey! Oh, Gab's a fucking shit. Wow,
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  you wore a guy outfit. Riveting. How frickin'
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  brave. No one cares. Chris Brown's in a little
• 26:17
  bit of trouble. Brown was hauled into court for
• 26:19
  a paternity suit just days before he welcomed
• 26:21
  his fourth child. Let me give you guys the rundown.
• 26:23
  So according to documents obtained by TMZ, Diamond
• 26:25
  Brown filed suit on April 3rd. Why is it always
• 26:36
  whenever the artist goes on tour, all of a sudden
• 26:39
  these dirty, rotten women, neither of them Which
• 26:43
  she attaches an exhibit. Lovely Chris Brown's
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  daughter was born on January 7th, 2022. She asked
• 26:49
  the court to award her legal and physical custody,
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  but did propose that Chris have visitation. The
• 26:54
  paperwork noted that Lovely has lived with Diamond
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  from birth to present at her Los Angeles home.
• 27:01
  Man, Chris Brown, you need to really figure out
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  which one of these women you want to have cell
• 27:07
  ties with because they're annoying. Subway is
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  closing 500 locations. Jay, I don't want to pay
• 27:14
  $16 .99 for a freaking sandwich. What a surprise.
• 27:19
  The Pussycat Dolls canceled their American tour.
• 27:23
  I like the Pussycat Dolls, but something went
• 27:26
  wrong there. They're irrelevant. You know that.
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  influencer Ashley Janae that probably was killed
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  by the white guy overseas the black girl yeah
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  he's not invited to the funeral what a shock
• 27:40
  Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized a critical condition
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  but it's doing a little better I don't like the
• 27:48
  guy I think he's an absolute creep I think he's
• 27:50
  an absolute douche bag but do I want someone
• 27:53
  to die no Dolly Parton canceled her Vegas residency
• 28:01
  Kid Cudi kicked MIA off the tour. McDonald's
• 28:06
  is quietly ditching the drinks you get within
• 28:10
  the store. Self -serve, that's not good. Another
• 28:14
  reason not to go to McDonald's. The producer
• 28:19
  of Mormon Wives hopes that Taylor Frankie Paul
• 28:22
  will rejoin. Of course she will. She's a dirty,
• 28:25
  rotten broad, and so is that show. It's full
• 28:28
  of them. What do we got here? Justin Baldoni
• 28:32
  settles legal war. I hope it was worth it, Blake
• 28:37
  Lively. You bland looking moron. Olivia Wilde
• 28:44
  was seen out and about drunk. What a surprise.
• 28:50
  Audrina Petridge says that Spencer Pratt would
• 28:55
  be a good mayor. Tucker Carlson's nicotine was
• 28:59
  stunned. Ronnie from Jersey Shore says he suffers
• 29:06
  from depression. Who doesn't? I mean, we all
• 29:11
  got to do. People are suspecting that Gavin Newsom
• 29:20
  will win again. Don't understand why people like
• 29:23
  him. Oh, here's some news about Lizzo. Mm -hmm.
• 29:28
  We all know that Lizzo's a terrible person. Anybody
• 29:33
  that defends her is a kiss -ass fan that lives
• 29:36
  a parasocial relationship. She's an absolute
• 29:39
  creep. What she was accused of doing to the dancers
• 29:42
  is if a man does it, he's crucified. But when
• 29:45
  a woman does it, she's applauded. Man, fuck that.
• 29:49
  Here's this annoying -ass woman talking. Mm -hmm.
• 29:54
  When you first heard that a lawsuit had been
• 29:56
  filed about. Of course, it's Gayle freaking King
• 29:59
  giving the kiss ass interview to another moron.
• 30:03
  Hey, Gayle King, how does Oprah taste? You about
• 30:07
  that topic. Shut up. What did you think? It's
• 30:10
  not true. Okay. If it wasn't true, the lawsuit
• 30:16
  would have been dropped. You're just giving your
• 30:22
  homie a platform to defend yourself, Gayle King.
• 30:25
  The position that I was in, I knew the responsibility
• 30:30
  I had to not go out and say just whatever I wanted.
• 30:35
  You took it very seriously. Yeah, of course you
• 30:40
  would, Gayle. You don't take your sexuality seriously,
• 30:44
  it seems like. Absolutely, because of what I
• 30:47
  mean to people. What do you mean to us? You're
• 30:50
  an okay singer that lost a bunch of weight because
• 30:53
  when you were fat, you kind of were better looking
• 30:56
  because you had more thickness to you. Now you're
• 30:59
  just a former self. You're a former shell of
• 31:03
  yourself. You look at Eliza, you're like, get
• 31:05
  away from me. I've heard people say, you should
• 31:07
  just settle, make it go away. And you've said,
• 31:09
  no, I'm not settling. I'm not. All right. God,
• 31:15
  you know, when she bitches at you, she never
• 31:16
  shut up. You're annoying. And I think most people
• 31:20
  would. I think it is an easy out, but I'm fighting
• 31:24
  the case because I know that it's not true. I'm
• 31:29
  joking. I'm thinking about pulling down those
• 31:32
  pants like I do at Oprah. Just like the fat shaming
• 31:37
  one is not true. I'm sure you're so innocent,
• 31:41
  honey. well there's smoke there's fire it's an
• 31:45
  ongoing case so i can't talk about like all the
• 31:48
  d yeah but if you were so innocent you'd be wanting
• 31:51
  to get out of it the details are the things that
• 31:54
  are incriminating details but i cannot wait for
• 31:59
  it to be dismissed i hope it doesn't get dismissed
• 32:03
  I don't think it will. What's going to happen
• 32:06
  is she'll settle out of court and we'll never
• 32:08
  hear from it. And she'll be like, see, I didn't
• 32:11
  do anything. No, you just settled, you moron.
• 32:15
  I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward
• 32:17
  to you shutting up. You're annoying. She irritated
• 32:25
  him. I mean, the song about damn time is pretty
• 32:28
  good. And she's pretty good with the flute. I
• 32:32
  don't know about the skin flute, but she's good
• 32:34
  with the flute. Man, she just thinks she's better
• 32:39
  than us. Shut up. Irritating. Here's Nick Cannon
• 32:47
  talking about kids. He says... Wrong button.
• 32:55
  Nick Cannon said his 15 -year -old son can date,
• 32:58
  but the twin sister cannot. Oh, yeah. These kids
• 33:03
  aren't going to have daddy issues. Moron. My
• 33:08
  son been dating. Oh, really? I've allowed it.
• 33:11
  Why? I've encouraged it. Encouraged? But my daughter.
• 33:14
  I hope you've been allowing it and encouraging
• 33:16
  that. No, absolutely not. Really? What a moron,
• 33:20
  dude. You're a terrible person. You're a deadbeat
• 33:22
  dad. There's no way you give them equal time
• 33:25
  with all the jobs you have and all the baby mamas
• 33:28
  you have. You're the worst. You make all men
• 33:31
  look bad. No sense. First of all, it's absolutely
• 33:35
  a double standard. I hope you know I'm going
• 33:37
  to be talking about this on the TV show. You
• 33:39
  have to because first of all, and I know I get
• 33:41
  in trouble a lot because I say things with my
• 33:43
  chest. Yeah, because you're stupid. But there
• 33:46
  is a difference when parenting a son and then
• 33:49
  when parenting a daughter. And 26? Yes, because
• 33:52
  I'm more protective of my daughter because there's
• 33:56
  things out there that I have to protect my daughter
• 33:58
  from. As we know, there's certain type of individuals
• 34:03
  that you want to keep your daughter away from.
• 34:05
  My son, it's a different conversation when he's
• 34:08
  going out into the dating world. You don't want...
• 34:10
  My dad's a football coach. Right. And I know
• 34:12
  he loves his daughter in a way that if you call...
• 34:16
  My son is not calling me like, Dad, she hit me.
• 34:21
  He's not doing that. But if somebody... puts
• 34:24
  their hands on my daughter, I'm going to jail.
• 34:27
  Just like your daddy would. That's one thing,
• 34:29
  but there ain't no one thing. That's still a
• 34:31
  double standard, but let's give Nick Cannon a
• 34:35
  pass. He's stupid. Okay, but for your son, you're
• 34:39
  not worried at all. I'm doing 25 to life. I ain't
• 34:41
  listening. What up, moron? I kind of get what
• 34:46
  he's saying, but he probably shouldn't have said
• 34:47
  it all then. What's going on with TMZ? Oh, jeez.
• 34:55
  Hey, I dare say. Let me turn it up. The Rock
• 34:59
  had to do some serious eyebrow batting. Oh, yeah.
• 35:03
  Because he got stopped by the fuzz. He was pulled
• 35:05
  over, and he did get a ticket. But the cop seems
• 35:08
  like he has no idea who The Rock is. Does he
• 35:11
  have to show his ID? I think the cops don't care.
• 35:14
  Yeah, he did. This happened on Hollywood Boulevard,
• 35:16
  right? I wanted him to point to his star. Oh,
• 35:20
  yeah. Celebrity getting away with things. That
• 35:23
  shouldn't happen. We're all having. Senator Mark
• 35:26
  Kelly says whoever goes to the Oval Office after
• 35:30
  Donald Trump is going to have to strip off all
• 35:33
  that tacky gold paint. Yeah, it's going to look
• 35:35
  so dishy. Store some dignity to the office. If
• 35:39
  I were running for president, I would make that
• 35:41
  part of my campaign. I'm bringing the White House
• 35:43
  back. Make the White House white again. Yeah,
• 35:45
  make the White House white again. Oh, no. The
• 35:50
  slogan a little bit? Britney Spears is out of
• 35:53
  rehab and kicking her feet up. I think her lawyer.
• 35:56
  Oh, yeah. Any other woman goes to jail, but her?
• 36:01
  She's pregnant. She's a middle -aged man. Deer
• 36:06
  said, if you have a DUI, and she said, okay,
• 36:08
  I'll go to rehab. Apparently, they have plea
• 36:11
  bargained this, and this may turn into a wet
• 36:14
  reckless, which Brendan was calling a wet and
• 36:19
  reckless, which is something a stripper does.
• 36:22
  Oh, yeah! Sit on my lap! Exciting episode of
• 36:31
  Jeopardy! Our very own Derek was on. Derek! Derek!
• 36:36
  Derek? How did it go? I had a rough night. What
• 36:40
  is Dublin? No. What's a brouhaha? No. Hoosiers
• 36:42
  and Rams? No. Can I be honest with you? I watched
• 36:46
  Ken Jennings talk to you. Your favorite film
• 36:49
  franchise is? Rocky. I thought, what the hell?
• 36:52
  He didn't mention TMZ. And then I thought, thank
• 36:56
  God. Poor Derek. I know what it's like to deal
• 37:10
  with narcissistic bosses. It ain't a great feeling.
• 37:14
  They always got to talk you down. Like they're
• 37:18
  the man. They're usually the ones with the most
• 37:21
  skeletons. But they always got to talk you down.
• 37:25
  Don't understand. We're all going to die. And
• 37:29
  Megan's winning her body. Who cares? All right.
• 37:33
  Getting a little dark here. Time for some Hoppy
• 37:36
  Hot Topics. A take two where it's got a little
• 37:41
  louder. There we go. All right. What's going
• 37:48
  on right here? On Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
• 37:52
  Also this morning, a major legal victory for
• 37:55
  anti -abortion advocates that could have major
• 37:57
  implications nationwide. Listen, if you're anti
• 38:01
  -abortion, I get it. Abortion's not a thing you
• 38:03
  want to think about. But it's literally a woman's
• 38:07
  body. It's her choice. And you're all weirdos.
• 38:10
  And why is it always the people that are anti
• 38:13
  -abortion always end up getting caught getting
• 38:16
  one? Rule appeals court on Friday has now blocked
• 38:19
  the most commonly used abortion pill in the country
• 38:22
  known as Mifepristone. Hell yeah! Sent through
• 38:26
  the mail. Killing dead babies since 1955. The
• 38:31
  decision effectively reinstating an earlier rule
• 38:35
  that had required the pill to be dispensed in
• 38:37
  person. There you go. Freaking idiots. Who cares?
• 38:43
  Let it die. It shouldn't be brought into every
• 38:48
  world. It's sad, but it's the truth. Happy Hot
• 38:52
  Topic! Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson are racing
• 38:57
  past the drama. I'm so sick of this dirty running
• 39:01
  broad. She's just annoying. She just seems like
• 39:04
  an absolute douche. May 2nd, Jordan shares a
• 39:07
  look inside their 2026 Kentucky Derby outing
• 39:11
  and seems to have a message for their critics.
• 39:14
  She just poses like a douchebag. When you see
• 39:18
  her on the red carpet, it's like, okay, honey,
• 39:20
  we get it. You're fucking Bill Belichick. check
• 39:24
  the first snap comes from her instagram story
• 39:27
  all right so it's pictures of them at the kentucky
• 39:29
  derby who cares you're annoying john cryer is
• 39:37
  reflecting on his relationship with charlie sheen
• 39:40
  oh yeah you know for us it was entertaining especially
• 39:45
  me in high school charlie sheen's gone crazy
• 39:49
  but for him, not so much. During an appearance
• 39:52
  on The View May 1st, the Two and a Half Men alum
• 39:55
  sheds light into his dynamic with his former
• 39:57
  co -star and how America's treatment towards
• 39:59
  Charlie during his battle with addiction led
• 40:02
  him to want to be part of the actor's 2025 documentary.
• 40:06
  I knew him as a friend and as a co -worker, and
• 40:09
  so it was really painful to see all that. I kind
• 40:11
  of wanted... Is John Cryer gay? ...to sh... you
• 40:15
  know, obviously save my side of the story. Uh,
• 40:17
  and everybody came out of the woodwork to, to,
• 40:19
  to do that. His head shaped like Rover. It's
• 40:21
  just big and round and bald at that documentary.
• 40:25
  A lot of people. Hi. So John Carter thought it
• 40:27
  was sad. We're all laughing. Charlie Sheen's
• 40:31
  lost his mind. Now, Ashley Graham is hot. Ashley
• 40:40
  Graham shares her take on the rise of GLP -1.
• 40:44
  Oh yeah, you know she hates it. She was the original
• 40:48
  thick woman. Hell yeah! And all of a sudden,
• 40:53
  everyone got skinny. I love me a thick woman.
• 40:57
  There is nothing better than a thick woman. When
• 41:00
  you're so skinny and bony, it creeps the fuck
• 41:03
  out of me. In an April 30th interview with Marie
• 41:06
  Claire, the model and body positivity advocate
• 41:09
  calls the current trend of using medications
• 41:12
  such as Ozempic and Wagovi for casual weight
• 41:16
  loss disheartening, excluding there was a pendulum
• 41:19
  that swung that was so body acceptance positivity.
• 41:23
  And now it's going back this whole opposite way
• 41:26
  that feels like a smack in the face to the women
• 41:28
  who have - Listen, Ashley! I'll love you all
• 41:31
  night! Mmm. Even though I have bad experience
• 41:36
  with girls named Ashley. But I'm telling you,
• 41:38
  I love thick women. I'll take care of you, princess.
• 41:44
  Felt like they've had a voice. But Ashley also
• 41:46
  acknowledges that trends come and go, saying
• 41:49
  GLP -1s are a time. Still, the 38 -year -old
• 41:53
  says she's focused on continuing to build a strong
• 41:55
  body. Man, she has a nice -ass chest. Oh, whatever.
• 41:59
  It is kind of weird, huh? It was, like, kind
• 42:01
  of cool to be fat for a minute. and then it's
• 42:06
  like no it is so weird when you see somebody
• 42:09
  i'm not gonna see where i was but i saw somebody
• 42:11
  i used to work with and they were always like
• 42:15
  beer belly skinny like not fat not skinny dad
• 42:19
  bod i saw them recently jesus fucking christ
• 42:25
  what happened to their body there's some people
• 42:28
  that don't need to take it I promise you, you
• 42:33
  don't. What are you doing? Hear this? I'm fat.
• 42:43
  Now, I'm able to hide it because I'm tall, but
• 42:46
  I'm fat. What do I mean by that? I'm cool with
• 42:50
  it. I've been offered, like, you know, not endorsements
• 42:53
  where I'm paid money, but I go on air, I talk
• 42:55
  about the shot. Mm -hmm. The only shot I'm doing
• 43:00
  today is tequila. What's going on next? Spirit
• 43:10
  Airlines is officially shutting down after 34
• 43:18
  years in business. This is so bad. I know Spirit
• 43:22
  Airlines had its flaws, but Spirit Airlines was
• 43:25
  the Aldis. of flying. And now Delta and all the
• 43:32
  places are just going to raise their fricking
• 43:35
  prices. The budget airline canceling all flights
• 43:38
  and announcing an orderly wind down of operations.
• 43:41
  Rest in peace to Spirit Airlines. What's going
• 43:45
  on here? Only on News 15 tonight, Louisiana native
• 43:49
  rapper Boosie is speaking. I love hearing the
• 43:54
  white guy. Boosie. Boosie. Boosie. He's Boosie.
• 44:02
  He's Boosie. Boosie, man. Boosie is speaking
• 44:07
  out on his controversial visit to Lafayette's
• 44:09
  Northside High School that apparently got the
• 44:12
  principal suspended. Here's News 15's Dracar
• 44:15
  Francois with that exclusive Oh yeah, you know
• 44:18
  that principal ran a train. conversation. Rapper
• 44:29
  Lil Boosie got a warm reception from students
• 44:31
  here at Northside High. But hours later, the
• 44:34
  Lafayette Parish school system gave the principal
• 44:37
  the cold shoulder. James Rollins, principal at
• 44:41
  Northside High, has been placed on administrative
• 44:45
  leave just after Torrance Hatch stage name Lil
• 44:49
  Boosie made an appearance at the high school.
• 44:52
  Man. Louisiana's already got bad education. They're
• 44:56
  trying hard. Let the kids do what they want.
• 44:59
  Who gives a shit? Mm -hmm. Man, are we that sensitive
• 45:05
  as a society? Mm -hmm. Come on now. While the
• 45:10
  Lafayette Parish school system declined comment
• 45:12
  on the reasons for suspending Rollins, the rapper
• 45:15
  -songwriter says he only stopped by the school
• 45:17
  to put smiles on faces. Hell yeah! Problem is,
• 45:22
  he's said a lot of sketchy things in the past.
• 45:24
  Mm -hmm. And inspires students. All right, there
• 45:28
  you go. Whatever, dude. That is a cool -ass principle.
• 45:34
  Mm -hmm. I got you, homie. You're endorsed by
• 45:38
  Ryan Uppy. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic. All right.
• 45:43
  What's going on here? I'm not dead. Olivia Wilde
• 45:46
  tells the internet not to worry darling after
• 45:49
  her latest red carpet appearance. God is she
• 45:52
  a hot piece of ass isn't she? goes viral after
• 45:56
  a video from the san francisco international
• 45:58
  film festival made the rounds on april 24th the
• 46:02
  tron legacy actress responds to criticism to
• 46:05
  what online users perceived as a slimmed down
• 46:08
  look in her may 3rd instagram story olivia hilariously
• 46:13
  addresses the wild speculation oh i'm sure it's
• 46:16
  so funny and that the celebrity news reporter
• 46:19
  isn't just kissing her ass Little help from her
• 46:24
  younger brother, Charles Cockburn, who jokes.
• 46:27
  Do you care to address recent rumors that you're
• 46:30
  a resurrected corpse? Olivia, who puts a photo
• 46:34
  from the now viral SFG interview and a snap of
• 46:38
  Gollum from Lord of the Rings side by side, says
• 46:42
  the real culprit. Okay, are they too lazy to
• 46:45
  say San Francisco Gate, SF Gate? Is that how
• 46:49
  lazy we are? From the now viral SF Gate interview
• 46:53
  and a snap of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
• 46:56
  Like you say New York Times, you don't say NY
• 46:59
  Times. Things side by side says the real culprits
• 47:04
  were the camera angles. Ah, that's what it was,
• 47:07
  honey. Not a bad day at work. Blaming? It was
• 47:10
  a fisheye lens and not the... I don't know why
• 47:13
  I was so close to the camera. Whatever. Not that
• 47:16
  big of a deal. Why'd you marry Jason Sudeikis?
• 47:20
  Mm -hmm. He's a douche. A very funny douche.
• 47:25
  But a douche nonetheless. Mm -hmm. What's going
• 47:30
  on next? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Then when I was
• 47:35
  13, I was on a Disney show called Bizaardvark.
• 47:39
  God, Olivia Rodrigo. Yeah, it is Olivia Rodrigo.
• 47:43
  She is so hot! We had an incredible cast, which
• 47:50
  included acting legend Jake Paul. Live from New
• 47:54
  York, it's Olivia Rodrigo. On May 2nd, the pop
• 47:58
  star made her Saturday Night Live hosting debut
• 48:00
  and pulled double duty as she... Oh yeah! During
• 48:04
  her monologue, the 23 -year -old recalled being
• 48:07
  co -stars with Jake Paul in the Disney Channel
• 48:09
  series Bizaardvark. It is weird how you went
• 48:11
  from that to like being a complete twat. Which
• 48:14
  ran from 2016 to 2019 before jokingly comparing
• 48:17
  their career paths. Like if you would have watched
• 48:20
  that crappy show 10 years ago and been like,
• 48:22
  oh yeah, he's going to fight Mike Tyson. You'd
• 48:25
  be like, what the fuck? Then when I was 13, I
• 48:28
  was on a Disney show called Bizaardvark. We had
• 48:35
  an incredible cast, which included acting legend
• 48:37
  Jake Paul. And we'd always talk about our futures,
• 48:41
  me and Jake. I'd say, I really want to create
• 48:44
  music that explores the complexities of girls
• 48:46
  my age. And he'd say, well, one day I really
• 48:49
  want to beat up old guys on Netflix. The joke's
• 48:54
  funny, but your music's not that deep, honey.
• 48:56
  You ain't changing lives! Talking about being
• 48:59
  a sociopath! Yay! Happy Hot Topic! Cut it. Like
• 49:12
  we truly had an amazing experience together.
• 49:15
  No matter what I do in life, people are always
• 49:17
  going to say something. Sydney Sweeney saying
• 49:19
  something loud and proud with her latest Instagram
• 49:22
  pic. Oh yeah! You know when she's on top, she's
• 49:25
  loud and proud! She and boyfriend Scooter Braun
• 49:29
  are officially official 10 months... All right,
• 49:32
  so they're dating. They've had intercourse like
• 49:35
  200 times. They've been official by then. Mm
• 49:37
  -hmm. Jelly Roll is one proud dad. On May 2nd,
• 49:42
  the country singer, whose dad to kids Bailey
• 49:44
  Ann and Noah Buddy from previous relationships,
• 49:47
  takes to his Instagram stories to celebrate his
• 49:50
  daughter being named prom queen. Oh, I'm sure
• 49:53
  she totally... Turned it and didn't get it for
• 49:56
  being a nepo baby. As he captions a snap of Bailey,
• 50:01
  my little angel is the prom queen. Whatever.
• 50:04
  Mm -hmm. Hopefully she doesn't take after you.
• 50:10
  Yeah, that tour got canceled. Mm -hmm. Oh, postponed.
• 50:15
  Yeah, because of bad ticket sales. Remember the
• 50:19
  guy who had to take an entire plane ride with
• 50:22
  water dripping on his head? Well, here he is
• 50:26
  talking for the first time about the flight that
• 50:28
  left him drenched. He spoke exclusively with
• 50:31
  Stephen Fabian. The airline passenger who got
• 50:34
  drip, drip, drip. That is so corny, corny, corny.
• 50:38
  Dupont is speaking out today for the first time.
• 50:41
  Man, when I saw this video, this must have been
• 50:44
  a miserable experience for you. It was very wet.
• 50:49
  Kevin Glover, a high school basketball coach
• 50:51
  from Ohio, was flying from Houston to Chicago
• 50:54
  when a mystery liquid started pouring down on
• 50:57
  him. This started from the time that we started
• 50:59
  to push back. I'm on the tarmac all the way until
• 51:02
  we landed. He says the flight attendants explained
• 51:05
  that the liquid was condensation from the plane's
• 51:08
  ventilation system. I would have said this. Apologize.
• 51:12
  They said, hey, we're so sorry. Handed me some
• 51:14
  paper towels. They did not move your seat on
• 51:17
  the flight. No, they didn't. And there were other
• 51:19
  seats available. That's correct. Man, that is.
• 51:22
  What a bunch of losers. Crazy to me. The very
• 51:26
  least they could have done was move your seat.
• 51:30
  Yes. Kevin posted his ordeal on social media
• 51:33
  with the caption soaked from head to undies and
• 51:36
  it went viral with five. Can you imagine walking
• 51:40
  off the plane? Five million views and a whole
• 51:45
  lot of outrage. Let that man fly for five years
• 51:49
  for free, goes one comment. United says they
• 51:52
  reached out to the customer to apologize and
• 51:55
  make it right. But Kevin says they fell short.
• 51:58
  She said, hey, I'm sorry. Hey, I'm sorry this
• 52:00
  happened. And we can offer you 120 something
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  dollars. I don't want to be greedy or anything
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  like that. I just want to be conversated fairly.
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  Yeah. Gee, and I just saw a headline that Spirit,
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  or not Spirit, thinking about Spirit. No, Delta
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  Airlines is getting rid of snacks for short rides.
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  Man, the boomers just keep fucking us over without
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  lube. We might as well bend over and go, hey,
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  you want to fuck us? That's what you're doing.
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  All right, it's time for Britney news. We'll
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  be right back. Playin' and the story got hazy
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  They sold you a strip, y 'all caught it at cause
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  But the cash came first, she just gave him a
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  lot Britney news is back, crap crazy They wrote
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  the whole tie, y 'all call it amazing Turn that
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  dial, hoppy, cut through the scab Girl, watch
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  y 'all, buddy, talk like fam Throw back joints
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  in the cut, we vibin' Now we dive deep in the
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  lousy right Teen idols push like perfect angles
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  Every tabloid angle, all triangles Oh, yeah!
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  That real from the bay to the bay Tokyo same
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  old game. It's a different show Oh, yeah. Get
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  into it right now. Happy Hot Topic. We all know
• 54:53
  Sam Iscari used to get into it. This morning,
• 54:56
  a big day in court for Britney Spears. The singer
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  is set to be arraigned following her DUI arrest.
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  And she got 12 months. Oh, yeah. Come on. We
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  know she wasn't going to prison. sociopath. I
• 55:17
  hope she had a hard life. Grow up and get over
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  it. So did I. In March, Spears was arrested by
• 55:23
  the California Highway Patrol, who told NBC News
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  she was driving erratically and speeding. All
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  right, there you go. Please, please, please,
• 55:35
  please, please. Shut up. You're annoying. Alex
• 55:42
  Earl News. We'll see you next time. That's tragic.
• 56:41
  Same script, same lines, all plastic. Happy hour,
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  call it out. That's a habit. We allergic to the
• 56:48
  fake. Yeah, we got a habit. Storytime hit, but
• 56:52
  it's all prepped tears. Got a heartbreak arc
• 56:54
  every couple of years. New boy, same plot. Cue
• 56:57
  the ring like glow. Like we ain't seen this rerun
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  four seasons ago. Says I'm real, I'm raw. hot
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  mess queen but the hair never moves teeth way
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  too clean every word sound clip from a promo
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  sheet whole life one long sponsor meet and greet
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  alex girl is a wannabe father daddy wannabe wannabe
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  trying to copy every topic everybody come on
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  i'll talk i'll gloss but it's hollow in the center
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  you forget about a dinner alex girl is We'll
• 57:35
  call it out. That's the habit. We allergic to
• 57:38
  the fake. Yeah, we got a habit. Running, running.
• 57:43
  They confused. Clout with a soul. Turn the timeline
• 57:47
  to a black hole. Pretty face, fake intake. That's
• 57:51
  the package. But empty stays empty. You can't
• 57:53
  capture magic. So we sit on truth. That I be
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  brute. Every Friday, yeah, we review. If the
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  crown don't fit, don't grab it. Oh, yeah. She's
• 58:09
  a hag. A pretty hag. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7
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  -3. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. 8 -5 -6. 4
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  -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Get into it. Happy Hot Topic.
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  We all know, though, that Tom Brady's been in
• 58:57
  it a few times. I'm Alex with an E. And I'm Alex
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  with an R. Alex Earl reacts to her and Alex Cooper's
• 59:04
  feud getting the Saturday Night Live treatment.
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  Oh, yeah. That means you made it. For being a
• 59:11
  stupid blonde. OJs, that means you've really
• 59:15
  made it. Like, big time. After the May 2nd weekend
• 59:21
  update where comedians Veronica Slowakowska and
• 59:24
  Chloe Fineman portray the ongoing beef between
• 59:27
  the two Alexes, joking that nobody really knows
• 59:31
  what they're actually fighting about. It's true.
• 59:44
  Oh, that's why she's annoying. She's from one
• 59:48
  of the worst states. And asked if she'd seen
• 59:51
  the skit responding in the comments of a May
• 59:54
  3rd TikTok. Yes, I'm laughing. Trust me, honey.
• 59:57
  You ain't laughing. You're cutting yourself to
• 1:00:00
  sleep. Diana Rossini's husband faces emasculation
• 1:00:06
  as there are reports that they are not getting
• 1:00:09
  along. I don't know. There was a knocking at
• 1:00:11
  my door. I don't think my neighbor likes me yelling,
• 1:00:13
  so I'll be a little more quiet. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 1:00:17
  Podcaster Jennifer Welch trolls and rips Erica
• 1:00:20
  Kirk for cosplaying as an assassin. Why can't
• 1:00:22
  we at iHip News have crazy camera angles? Why?
• 1:00:27
  Why can't we? Why can't we? I'm fucking unhinged.
• 1:00:30
  Oh, jeez. So, I was obviously loud during the
• 1:00:35
  show. And I think it bothered my neighbor. Because
• 1:00:38
  I have a new neighbor that lives next door. Uh
• 1:00:41
  -huh. What do I do? Is that him by the door?
• 1:00:48
  I just, all right, let's do Happy Soups right
• 1:00:55
  now. Man, kind of threw me off. Hey, yo. Ryan
• 1:01:05
  Happy on the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA
• 1:01:08
  drama, living out the dreams. That's why it's
• 1:01:11
  wilder, stories about the queens. Dropping knowledge
• 1:01:14
  bombs all in on the schemes. Ha! Mike was off.
• 1:01:42
  Threw off my vibe. I have no idea. I have like
• 1:01:44
  a new neighbor. I don't know if they didn't like
• 1:01:47
  my theatricalness. I was just having fun. I don't
• 1:01:51
  know. I went outside and I didn't see anybody.
• 1:01:54
  Describes my life. Now I'm like really self -conscious.
• 1:01:59
  I forgot I had neighbors. Richard Jefferson says
• 1:02:05
  that the New York Knicks are legit. Vanessa Bryant
• 1:02:11
  says that she is not pregnant. Let's also break
• 1:02:14
  down the NBA playoffs. What do we got here? I'm
• 1:02:20
  really thrown off. I think my neighbor's mad.
• 1:02:23
  Tonight, it's game one between the Cavaliers
• 1:02:26
  and Pistons and the Lakers and Thunder. And yesterday,
• 1:02:30
  it was the Knicks blowing out the 76ers by 39
• 1:02:35
  points in the Timberwolves. barely beat the Spurs,
• 1:02:39
  but I'm rooting for the Timberwolves because
• 1:02:43
  of my girl Allie. What if I'm really stoned and
• 1:02:52
  I'm just overthinking? That might be it too.
• 1:02:54
  You never know. This is funny. So you know how
• 1:02:57
  they do the Gone Fishing segment on Inside the
• 1:03:00
  NBA? Mm -hmm. Well, here's the Gone Fishing.
• 1:03:05
  about Diana Rossini because that's in Boston.
• 1:03:09
  And we've got the Boston Celtics who after being
• 1:03:13
  knocked out by the Philadelphia 76ers, you guys
• 1:03:17
  are fishing. I see our buddy Bill Simmons in
• 1:03:20
  there, John Krasinski, Mark Wahlberg. So they
• 1:03:27
  put in Diana Rossini and Mike Ramo. You know,
• 1:03:31
  ESPN did not like them. I didn't like this. I
• 1:03:35
  didn't know Jalen Brown was such a sore freaking
• 1:03:37
  loser, dude. Here he is calling out people and
• 1:03:41
  he says that Embiid was flopping, even though
• 1:03:44
  Jalen Brown flops after blowing a 3 -1. Jalen
• 1:03:46
  Brown went live on his Twitch a day after the
• 1:03:48
  Celtics lost games. This is the most Gen Z thing
• 1:03:50
  ever. I'm going to go live on Twitch. Wait, wait.
• 1:03:55
  Maybe the knocking was my chair. I don't know.
• 1:03:59
  They've been blowing a 3 -1 lead versus 76ers
• 1:04:02
  and backed up what he said in his past game interview,
• 1:04:04
  calling out Joel Embiid even more for flopping
• 1:04:06
  as well as going in. I don't feel like hearing
• 1:04:08
  it. Jim Rome did a rant about it. He probably
• 1:04:11
  did it better anyway. Stephon Diggs was intimate
• 1:04:14
  with his chef. Oh, yeah. You know he used to
• 1:04:19
  plow her. All right. It's time for Tampa Bay
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  News. Yo, it's happy hour. We about to go live.
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  Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive from the
• 1:04:46
  beach to the bay in the city's crazy moves. We
• 1:04:49
  got stories hotter than the Florida grooves.
• 1:04:51
  Tampa Bay News, we making it spin. Ryan Hop on
• 1:05:11
  the mic, spitting fire again. National waves
• 1:05:14
  and the city's his friend. Talking headlines,
• 1:05:17
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• 1:05:19
  than a clenched fist. Tampa Bay News, we making
• 1:05:22
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  let the world partake in the stories of the legends
• 1:05:59
  and the news we make. Right now, let's do some
• 1:06:21
  Tampa Bay news. Yeah, I'm like all self -conscious
• 1:06:26
  if I pissed off my neighbor or not with my theatricalness.
• 1:06:32
  What's going on here? We're so behind on news.
• 1:06:36
  Load. Load. Come on, load. Healthcare workers
• 1:06:40
  have so many things on their plate and an ER
• 1:06:43
  doctor wants to offload some of that so that
• 1:06:46
  they can focus more. on the patients. So he came
• 1:06:49
  up with helping hands, robots that actually help
• 1:06:53
  move stretchers. All right. So they're doing
• 1:06:55
  that in the hospitals. That's cool. What's going
• 1:06:58
  on here? Florida is set to carry out its sixth
• 1:07:01
  execution of the year tomorrow. Bye -bye. Questions
• 1:07:05
  grow over the case and the state's execution
• 1:07:08
  process. James Ernie. Oh, come on. They're all
• 1:07:11
  murderers and pedophiles. The process. Shut up.
• 1:07:15
  A Hitchcock is scheduled to be executed at 6
• 1:07:18
  p .m. for a 1976 murder. Took you fucking. 50
• 1:07:23
  years to put them to sleep? What the fuck is
• 1:07:25
  wrong with that? It's a waste of our fucking
• 1:07:26
  taxpayers' money. After spending nearly 50 years
• 1:07:29
  on death row. This is a stupid state. I like
• 1:07:35
  it here, but they're stupid. No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:07:40
  Liverpool County deputy is under arrest accused
• 1:07:42
  of grooming a teen cadet. Oh, you're telling
• 1:07:45
  me cops can be dirty? No way! By the way, he
• 1:07:49
  has like a pedophile mustache. For sure. Taylor
• 1:07:55
  Bush served as an advisor in the county's youth
• 1:07:57
  cadet program. Investigators say Bush sent inappropriate
• 1:08:00
  messages to a 16 -year -old he supervised, even
• 1:08:03
  saying he was falling in love. Ah, it's good.
• 1:08:06
  Have that in writing. You're stupid. What's going
• 1:08:11
  on here? Thank you, Rebecca. Workers who empty
• 1:08:15
  the garbage cans, fix the electricity, or maintain
• 1:08:17
  the grounds at USF say they are having a hard
• 1:08:20
  time making ends meet. My ex -situationship,
• 1:08:24
  I wish her nothing but the best. Her name is
• 1:08:26
  Lindsay. If anybody is listening that knows who
• 1:08:29
  she is, she's a badass independent woman who
• 1:08:32
  is incredibly underpaid by USF. Mm -hmm. Deserves
• 1:08:39
  a raise. Oh, USF's underpaid. Some of them gathered
• 1:08:44
  to protest today, calling on the university to
• 1:08:46
  do something to improve their pay and their benefits.
• 1:08:50
  News Channel 8's Eden Hodges joins us now live
• 1:08:52
  from outside USF's campus with their story. Eden.
• 1:08:57
  Hey, Jen. Union leaders say this is the first
• 1:09:00
  demonstration of many more to come if these employees
• 1:09:03
  continue to feel like their work isn't being
• 1:09:06
  valued. We're going to continue to escalate until
• 1:09:09
  these workers. Yeah, USF's known to like give
• 1:09:12
  you more work and be like, we're giving you a
• 1:09:13
  dollar more per hour. In a contract that they
• 1:09:16
  deserve. All right, so there's that. It's sad.
• 1:09:22
  But you know, the big CEOs, they're making their
• 1:09:24
  money. Right now, a Temple Terrace police officer
• 1:09:32
  is under arrest. This after a crash on April
• 1:09:34
  15th on East Fowler Avenue killed a six -year
• 1:09:37
  -old girl and injured three others. Zachary Krug
• 1:09:39
  is now facing multiple charges, including vehicular...
• 1:09:42
  Loser! ...or manslaughter. 10 Tampa Bay News
• 1:09:45
  reporter Kristen Barberisi joins us with details
• 1:09:48
  on that crash and what happened to others who
• 1:09:50
  were injured in it. In addition to facing charges,
• 1:09:54
  Krug was also fired by the Temple Terrace Police
• 1:09:56
  Department after investigators say he was driving
• 1:09:58
  more than 100 miles an hour when he smashed into
• 1:10:00
  an SUV. All right, that's sad. We're kind of
• 1:10:04
  in speed round because I've been up since 4 a
• 1:10:05
  .m. I also got to do the hammering. Hank shot
• 1:10:09
  it. Happy Hot Topic! Oh yeah, I love when they
• 1:10:17
  do that. Sarasota police have fired and arrested
• 1:10:21
  a probationary officer. Gabriel Ornelas Victorio
• 1:10:25
  faces a charge of simple battery. What the fuck
• 1:10:28
  is going on with these police making out with
• 1:10:29
  teenagers? Investigators say he grabbed and kissed
• 1:10:32
  a 16 -year -old. Wow. I'm sure he won't be prosecuted
• 1:10:37
  that hard. He'll be protected. They are. They're
• 1:10:42
  on their side. Happy Hot Topic. What's going
• 1:10:47
  on here? Then there's Craig Long we arrested.
• 1:10:52
  He's 41. Some of you may recognize him. He's
• 1:10:55
  an influencer. They left out the part that he's
• 1:10:59
  a MAGA influencer. Because this dumb moron named
• 1:11:05
  Greedy John is MAGA. There's Craig Long Fitness
• 1:11:10
  in Tampa. He was seeking the services of a prostitute.
• 1:11:16
  Heard it. Did I tell you that he's married? That
• 1:11:20
  he's got 125 followers on Instagram? 125 or 1
• 1:11:26
  ,000. Instagram? He's stupid, man. I don't like
• 1:11:29
  Grady Judd. If there is a camera, Grady's there.
• 1:11:33
  He's an idiot. Also new this afternoon, a massive
• 1:11:37
  undercover operation in Polk County. Here's the
• 1:11:40
  thing. First of all, the problem is everybody
• 1:11:43
  around the world sees these Grady Judd things
• 1:11:45
  and thinks that's how all... Florida is just
• 1:11:48
  the stupid parts. The uneducated, drug addicted
• 1:11:53
  morons. But the hedonistic rednecks. But here's
• 1:11:57
  what I'm saying. He makes all of Florida look
• 1:12:00
  bad. And he's a narcissistic douchebag. Targeting
• 1:12:05
  human trafficking. And how many criminals do
• 1:12:08
  you have in your fucking county? They're always
• 1:12:10
  doing busts of like 300 pimps and hoes. Like,
• 1:12:13
  what are you doing? out predators has led to
• 1:12:15
  266 arrests investigators say 247 cases involved
• 1:12:21
  prostitution related charges all right there
• 1:12:24
  you go eight five six 49 happy what's going on
• 1:12:29
  here a call for support the saint pede block
• 1:12:32
  party known as first friday is hoping to make
• 1:12:35
  a comeback i don't know why they're getting rid
• 1:12:37
  of it i think the problem is like when i first
• 1:12:40
  moved here Everybody was talking about how much
• 1:12:43
  fun First Friday is. You know what the problem
• 1:12:47
  is though? It's the fact that a lot of transplants
• 1:12:52
  move here and they don't get how special it is
• 1:12:55
  to get blackout drunk in First Friday. Free to
• 1:12:59
  you, but businesses foot the bill. Just last
• 1:13:01
  month, organizers said financial strains may
• 1:13:04
  put the event in jeopardy. 10 Tampa Bay News
• 1:13:07
  reporter Miranda Parnell spoke to local businesses
• 1:13:09
  counting on community support to keep going.
• 1:13:13
  First Friday is a party. Where you can leave
• 1:13:19
  your worries behind. It's just a great time just
• 1:13:22
  for the community just to come out. We have a
• 1:13:24
  lot of local business here, a lot of family -owned
• 1:13:26
  business who have been here on Central Avenue.
• 1:13:28
  And while First Friday is alive and well today,
• 1:13:30
  just last month, organizers were concerned that
• 1:13:33
  this free event may be impacted by rising costs.
• 1:13:36
  Thanks, Trump. It's increased police costs. It's
• 1:13:41
  increased, I guess. That's why local businesses
• 1:13:46
  like a lot of people litter. Central Cigars and
• 1:13:50
  Ruby's Elixir are hoping that folks in St. Pete
• 1:13:53
  will continue to support the monthly event as
• 1:13:56
  the Central Ave community rallies behind it throughout
• 1:13:59
  the ups and downs. Hopefully they keep it. Because
• 1:14:03
  I do enjoy me some firsts on Fridays. Breaking
• 1:14:08
  news as we come on the air tonight after a USF
• 1:14:11
  educational building caught on fire, creating
• 1:14:13
  a massive plume of smoke over downtown St. Pete.
• 1:14:17
  Thanks for joining us for 10 Tampa Bay News this
• 1:14:19
  weekend. I'm Miranda Parnell. Flames and that
• 1:14:22
  heavy smoke came from the Marine Science Building
• 1:14:24
  on the University of South Florida St. Petersburg
• 1:14:26
  campus today, temporarily shutting down several
• 1:14:30
  streets. So, yeah, that fire was happening. My
• 1:14:33
  friends Nick and Kayla were out and saw it. They
• 1:14:36
  said it was frickin' crazy. All right, it's time
• 1:14:38
  for Chicago News. Six mad, but he been in these
• 1:15:03
  mics. All in ten heights, now the Senate get
• 1:15:06
  tight. From the berms to the block, that's a
• 1:15:08
  hell of a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on
• 1:15:11
  the lights. He got callers on the lines, trying
• 1:15:14
  to break they news. From the side to the sticks,
• 1:15:16
  they relate to the views. Every segment like
• 1:15:19
  a story from the avenue. Turn slick, then he
• 1:15:22
  fact check the attitude. This that Chicago news.
• 1:15:27
  Hop it out and let them choose. From the heights
• 1:15:30
  to the loo. We got jokes for the frauds, love
• 1:15:48
  for the brave, that could guess in the chance,
• 1:15:51
  say what they crave. From the sports war wars
• 1:15:53
  to the gossip wave, he connect more lanes than
• 1:15:57
  the tow -way saves. Late night, but the syndicate
• 1:15:59
  wide, Carolina to the bay, hit a mid -wet's pride.
• 1:16:03
  Still a kid from the ice with the driving side,
• 1:16:06
  got the whole damn map on the same live line.
• 1:16:34
  bang bang skeet skeet like it happens in the
• 1:16:38
  city oh geez what's going on here as we've been
• 1:16:44
  uh mentioning throughout the newscast the chicago
• 1:16:47
  bears are getting ready for a high stakes meeting
• 1:16:49
  oh my god just don't go to india it's such a
• 1:16:53
  dump there With the NFL, the league wants to
• 1:16:58
  know, like the rest of us do too, what is going
• 1:17:00
  on with their next stadium. Will it be in Hammond?
• 1:17:03
  Will it be in Arlington Heights? Well, we are
• 1:17:06
  talking this morning with one group who hopes
• 1:17:08
  it is the latter option, Arlington Heights. Argy
• 1:17:11
  Karafodias is with Touchdown. I didn't interview
• 1:17:14
  him. It's going to be boring. No one really knows
• 1:17:16
  what's going on here. Let's face it, math is
• 1:17:20
  not necessarily the favorite subject of a lot
• 1:17:23
  of young students. I was terrible at it. I can't
• 1:17:25
  remember that myself. But at Harvest Christian
• 1:17:28
  Academy in Elgin, a fourth grade teacher is helping
• 1:17:31
  make math a little more fun with the help of
• 1:17:33
  Bears quarterback Caleb Williams. Can he even
• 1:17:36
  do math? This is a review problem. You can take
• 1:17:39
  your time. Fourth grade teacher Emily Romano
• 1:17:41
  says she loves math and she tries to share that
• 1:17:44
  appreciation with her students. She's discovered
• 1:17:47
  a fun way to get her students more interested.
• 1:17:50
  Man, she's a hot piece of ass. By following Bears
• 1:17:53
  quarterback Caleb Williams' passing yards last
• 1:17:57
  season, which set a team record. We had the addition,
• 1:18:00
  which got us his total, the division, which got
• 1:18:03
  us his average, and then the subtraction to see
• 1:18:05
  how far he still was from whatever goal we were
• 1:18:07
  tracking that year. It's been a big success with
• 1:18:10
  her. Ah, that's cute. Students, many have not
• 1:18:13
  only learned math, but started following football.
• 1:18:17
  On Fridays, the students would predict how many
• 1:18:19
  yards Williams would throw for that weekend.
• 1:18:21
  The winner would then get extra recess for the
• 1:18:25
  class. Are you a Bears fan? Yes, I am. Who's
• 1:18:28
  your favorite player? Caleb. It's the only player
• 1:18:31
  she knows, bro. Her teacher even posted pictures
• 1:18:35
  of the class as they progressed through the season
• 1:18:37
  on social media. And eventually it even got the
• 1:18:40
  attention of... That is such a different era.
• 1:18:42
  My teachers wanted nothing to do with us finding
• 1:18:45
  their MySpaces. I remember I saw one of my teacher
• 1:18:48
  aides all drunk on MySpace. She was naughty.
• 1:18:53
  ...of Caleb Williams himself, who liked and commented
• 1:18:57
  on the posts. And he said a signed jersey to
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  the... That's good. That's good. He's a good
• 1:19:03
  dad. Governor J .B. Pritzker calls out a judge
• 1:19:07
  for allowing the man accused of killing a Chicago
• 1:19:10
  police officer to be on electronic monitoring.
• 1:19:13
  Yeah, I don't know what it is. I don't know.
• 1:19:15
  It's them siding with their homies. Mm -hmm.
• 1:19:20
  But it seems like they let criminals get away
• 1:19:22
  with things and I wonder why it keeps happening.
• 1:19:25
  Mm -hmm. And not in jail. Our Sabrina Franz is
• 1:19:28
  here. We finally heard back from the chief judge's
• 1:19:30
  office. They run this program. They do. It took
• 1:19:32
  about 48 hours to hear back from them, but we
• 1:19:34
  do have a response from them today about all
• 1:19:36
  of this. And the chief judge would not comment
• 1:19:38
  on the specifics of this case at all, saying
• 1:19:40
  that he couldn't out of respect for the integrity
• 1:19:42
  of the. Yeah, you know, you got paid off. It's
• 1:19:45
  a dirty ass city. Literally and definitively.
• 1:19:48
  The ongoing criminal proceedings, proceedings
• 1:19:50
  plural, because Alfonso Talley, the suspect in
• 1:19:52
  this case, has more than one pending case against
• 1:19:55
  him. Oh, that's good. Good job, Chicago. At the
• 1:20:01
  time, he was put on electronic monitoring. He
• 1:20:06
  was a convicted felon. All right, so there's
• 1:20:08
  that. That's fucking city, man. Story this morning,
• 1:20:14
  as many as 150 ,000 Illinois staff participants
• 1:20:17
  will. I'm noticing this thing. And now listen,
• 1:20:20
  I have a stutter too. And I walk over my words.
• 1:20:23
  I am not perfect. But I'm noticing the local
• 1:20:26
  news. I feel like back in the day, they never
• 1:20:28
  had any mess ups. And it's kind of endearing
• 1:20:30
  hearing the local news walk over their words.
• 1:20:33
  Story this morning, as many as 150 ,000 Illinois
• 1:20:37
  staff participants will lose their benefits tomorrow
• 1:20:40
  because of new stricter rules that were... Man,
• 1:20:43
  like if you're on Snap, you're living a hard
• 1:20:46
  life. Leave them alone. Put in place in the Trump
• 1:20:48
  administration's so -called one big beautiful
• 1:20:50
  bill. Ah, the so -called beautiful bill. I wonder
• 1:20:54
  what his penis looks like. Probably small. So
• 1:20:57
  it requires all - Probably looks like a mushroom.
• 1:20:59
  Full -bodied adults, 64 or younger, to meet some
• 1:21:01
  new work requirements to keep their food stamp
• 1:21:04
  benefits by either working, volunteering, or
• 1:21:06
  going to school for at least 80 hours a month.
• 1:21:09
  If they don't, they lose their benefits entirely
• 1:21:12
  on - Ah, that sucks. You ain't going to be able
• 1:21:15
  to get your chinos. But to give you an idea of
• 1:21:22
  just how bold this crew was, all of this took
• 1:21:25
  place within three blocks here on State Street
• 1:21:28
  from the 1st District Police. It would have been
• 1:21:30
  nice if they began the clip describing a place
• 1:21:33
  called... Prohibition THC Cafe has been robbed
• 1:21:37
  three times in two years. And now we can give
• 1:21:41
  you that package of exactly just how bold they
• 1:21:43
  are. Take a look. It's 4 .30 a .m. and you're
• 1:21:47
  watching the burglary crew as they pull out sledgehammers
• 1:21:50
  and make a lot of noise. One by one. That is
• 1:21:55
  what my anxiety sounds like. One by one, the
• 1:22:00
  thieves wearing all black make their way into
• 1:22:02
  Prohibition THC Cafe. And once inside, they start
• 1:22:06
  swinging. Losers! Thugs! All to get the money
• 1:22:14
  out of the gaming machines. I actually happened
• 1:22:16
  to be up and I saw the camera footage live. That's
• 1:22:20
  gotta be defeating. And it's actually unfortunate
• 1:22:23
  that when I saw it, it didn't alarm me. Samuel
• 1:22:28
  Wilson wasn't alarmed because this is not the
• 1:22:31
  first time his surveillance captured the burglary
• 1:22:34
  crew. Since opening two years ago off Sir Mac
• 1:22:37
  and State, his marijuana cafe has been hit three
• 1:22:40
  times, not for the weed, but for the cash and
• 1:22:43
  the ATM and slots. We should be able to operate
• 1:22:46
  a business in the city of Chicago. Yeah, the
• 1:22:48
  problem is you got Brandon Johnson, that thug,
• 1:22:51
  defending thugs. Be concerned about, you know,
• 1:22:55
  having regular break -ins, you know. Ah, well.
• 1:22:57
  I'm sorry, bud. That actually sucks. Illinois,
• 1:23:00
  there's that term, jump the shark. It did. Also
• 1:23:05
  new here at 4, a drug investigation in Joliet
• 1:23:07
  leads to a disturbing discovery. As mankind says,
• 1:23:11
  joil it. Police say they uncovered a rooster
• 1:23:14
  fighting operation during a raid on a home on
• 1:23:17
  Meeker Avenue. Officers executing a narcotics
• 1:23:20
  warrant yesterday found dozens of animals, including
• 1:23:23
  roosters, hens, chicks, and a puppy. Here you
• 1:23:26
  see some of them. They also discovered cocaine,
• 1:23:29
  cash, and the sharp weapons tied to illegal animal
• 1:23:33
  fighting many of those birds so there's that
• 1:23:35
  and then here's man cow song joliet big trash
• 1:23:39
  mountain you know in joliet illinois they have
• 1:23:45
  a they don't have a sassafras mountain let me
• 1:23:48
  see if i can play one that's less um copywriting
• 1:23:57
  from morning till the sun goes down you would
• 1:24:01
  swear some dead things burn in in the land of
• 1:24:04
  heaps of garbage it'll set your stomach turning
• 1:24:08
  where the women and men and they're fat as pigs,
• 1:24:11
  and there's mullets to be counting. Where nothing
• 1:24:14
  compares to the foul air at the Joliet Big Trash
• 1:24:18
  Mountain. At the Joliet Big Trash Mountain, local
• 1:24:21
  noses just can't smell that the pipes leak toxic
• 1:24:25
  methane gas like a sulfur fire in hell. From
• 1:24:29
  the Empress to the State Prison, there's an odor
• 1:24:32
  of decay. It's the rotting bones from the trailer
• 1:24:36
  homes and the stink surrounds the entire town
• 1:24:39
  at the Joliet Big Trash Mountain. There's the
• 1:24:45
  song. What else is going on? And Walgreens is
• 1:24:51
  closing another Southside store. Oh yeah, I'm
• 1:24:54
  sure there's no crimes going on there with the
• 1:24:57
  homies. Last half hour, elected leaders will
• 1:25:02
  be joining some residents outside the store to
• 1:25:04
  talk about the effects that they're worried this
• 1:25:07
  will have on the Chatham neighborhood. Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:10
  Group says the store near 86th and Cottage Grove
• 1:25:12
  has served as a really critical access point
• 1:25:15
  for people who need their prescriptions. Good
• 1:25:17
  job, Brandon Johnson. Essential items. Rest in
• 1:25:22
  peace to that longer. And then we were still,
• 1:25:25
  some news just broke. We were doing Tampa Bay
• 1:25:29
  News. Mm -hmm. Then we switched to Chicago News,
• 1:25:32
  but this is breaking. Because you know that I
• 1:25:35
  will always take time out of my day to bash the
• 1:25:38
  Rays. And no vote this week on a raised stadium.
• 1:25:42
  But happening tonight, Tampa City Council is
• 1:25:44
  still holding a special workshop to discuss the
• 1:25:46
  plans and how to pay for it. Yeah, here's the
• 1:25:48
  problem. The plan is this is what the Rays always
• 1:25:51
  do. They don't actually know what they're doing.
• 1:25:54
  They're a bunch of morons. So what they do is
• 1:25:56
  they keep pushing it back. And they keep changing
• 1:25:59
  the subject. And time goes by. I mean, I remember
• 1:26:02
  hearing Bubba talk about the freaking Rays in
• 1:26:04
  2008 when I was listening to Tampa radio in high
• 1:26:07
  school and what the future was. And that was
• 1:26:09
  almost 20 years ago. And now we're here at almost
• 1:26:13
  pretty much the midpoint of the decade. And they
• 1:26:16
  keep changing the subject. Why? Because there
• 1:26:18
  was never a deal in Tampa. They don't know what
• 1:26:21
  they're doing. And the thing is, they're screwing
• 1:26:26
  over the Bay. And Tampa Bay News spoke with Ray
• 1:26:29
  CEO Ken Babby late last night. And this guy is
• 1:26:32
  just a nicer version of Sternberg. He's another
• 1:26:34
  scumbag. He says they are still working with
• 1:26:37
  city and county leaders to get this deal done
• 1:26:39
  by the end of the month. Yeah, the clock is ticking
• 1:26:43
  right now. Team owners gave the city and county
• 1:26:46
  their plan. And I feel bad for the local news.
• 1:26:47
  They have to report it as if there's something
• 1:26:49
  going on. I'm Italian right now. I got my connections.
• 1:26:53
  They wanted to go to Montreal. They don't even
• 1:26:55
  want to be here. Last month, hoping for a, quote,
• 1:26:58
  quick vote here. 10 TV news reporter Jenny Dean
• 1:27:01
  is live in studio with us this morning. And Jenny,
• 1:27:03
  while Tampa is still holding its workshop tonight,
• 1:27:06
  the vote here is not going to be a passive aggressive
• 1:27:08
  workshop. It happened this week, as was expected.
• 1:27:12
  Yeah, they were hoping to hold this workshop,
• 1:27:14
  have a vote tomorrow and then another vote on
• 1:27:17
  Thursday. None of that happening. This vote has
• 1:27:19
  been delayed nearly three or three times now
• 1:27:21
  in New York. Nearly two months. This is ridiculous.
• 1:27:24
  Listen, Ken, baby. Instead of raise, you're all
• 1:27:27
  a bunch of frauds. Now, the Bay Area might be
• 1:27:31
  falling for your nonsense, but I'm not falling
• 1:27:33
  for it. I know you got no plan. You keep pushing
• 1:27:37
  it back and you want us to pay for it, even though
• 1:27:40
  you have the money. Man, funk that. But the Rays,
• 1:27:43
  they are still targeting this June deadline.
• 1:27:46
  Yeah, you know, you got 26 days. Mm -hmm. Oh,
• 1:27:50
  I'm sure it's totally going to get done by then.
• 1:27:56
  Let's go back a little bit. The Rays ownership,
• 1:27:58
  they proposed this $2 .3 billion stadium on Hillsborough
• 1:28:01
  College's Dale Mabry campus. You're looking at
• 1:28:02
  the renderings there that they released. Ybor
• 1:28:04
  City, Hillsborough County College. It's all a
• 1:28:09
  lie. back in march now the rays say they'll put
• 1:28:12
  up a little more than half the cost but they
• 1:28:13
  need the county to come up with 750 million and
• 1:28:16
  the city yeah let's just find it the thing was
• 1:28:19
  we just had is i mean i'm saying we just had
• 1:28:22
  it but it's going on 20 months, but there was
• 1:28:25
  the worst hurricanes in a hundred years. Maybe
• 1:28:27
  we should work on the people that need help.
• 1:28:29
  Not a baseball team that doesn't want to be here
• 1:28:31
  to come up with 251 million. Tonight's workshop
• 1:28:35
  is going to try and close the gap on the funding
• 1:28:38
  needed and where exactly that money would come
• 1:28:41
  from. And here's some of the sticking. Oh, whatever.
• 1:28:43
  Here's the point. Oh, let's hear the sticking
• 1:28:45
  points and I'll shut up. Points including disagreement
• 1:28:48
  over financial risk if the tax revenues fall
• 1:28:51
  short. Pay for it. The raise of the money. And
• 1:28:54
  using county reserve. Do a PayPal payment plan.
• 1:28:59
  Funds that are tied to property taxes, including
• 1:29:02
  money that's set aside for disaster response.
• 1:29:05
  Oh, yeah, you know, like the whole hurricane.
• 1:29:07
  Screw your raise. I hate you. And you probably
• 1:29:10
  hate me because I know the true inside info because
• 1:29:13
  I worked in sports radio. And people don't like
• 1:29:16
  when I say it, but there was never a deal in
• 1:29:18
  Tampa. And if there was a deal in Tampa, they
• 1:29:21
  would have already had the fucking room. Or not
• 1:29:24
  room, but stadium. They're lying to us. You know
• 1:29:30
  what I mean? Yo, yo, yo. Static crackles. Hoppy
• 1:29:43
  on the air. Spilling radio secrets, man. He don't
• 1:29:46
  care. Erring out the closet. Skeletons in pairs.
• 1:29:49
  DJ drama. He's the one who dares. Program the
• 1:29:53
  man. Today on Radio News, all we got is John
• 1:29:56
  Sterling. God, man. It's that thing. Same thing.
• 1:30:00
  It's like. It's like a curse in New York City.
• 1:30:04
  You retire and then you die. Don Imus had to
• 1:30:06
  retire. He dies. No wonder Howard Stern's not
• 1:30:09
  retiring. And for people that don't know, John
• 1:30:11
  Sterling was the voice of the Yankees. And by
• 1:30:16
  the way, the Joe Show on 93 .3 FLZ is big. Not
• 1:30:22
  as much of a bitch as Dizzy, but they're up there.
• 1:30:26
  Time for Fresno News. and they all in tears.
• 1:30:33
  Jingle, jingling, fake contests ringing. Same
• 1:30:36
  top 40, same song singing. Corporate. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:30:45
  yeah. Microphone king. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6ix9ine
• 1:30:52
  tower. Phrasals loud and sour. Mic in his grip,
• 1:30:55
  got the world feeling sour. Poppy on the block,
• 1:30:57
  dropping facts like boulders. Words cut sharply.
• 1:31:03
  Unfiltered truth spray. Friends knows posting
• 1:31:05
  every word that he say. I always am shouting
• 1:32:13
  unless I piss off my neighbors. A woman who was
• 1:32:19
  intentionally set on fire in Porterville is sharing
• 1:32:22
  both anguish and insight about domestic violence
• 1:32:26
  in an interview only on Action News. Sheena Hoffman's
• 1:32:29
  husband is accused of pouring an accelerant on
• 1:32:32
  her before setting her on fire last October.
• 1:32:35
  Action News anchor Christina Lopez joins us from
• 1:32:37
  the live desk with Sheena's powerful words as
• 1:32:40
  her husband Sean faced a judge today and learned
• 1:32:43
  his case will head to trial. Christina. Margot,
• 1:32:47
  Sheena Hoffman says she is grateful to be alive
• 1:32:49
  after her husband, Sean, set her on fire, leaving
• 1:32:52
  her with severe burns. For the first time, she
• 1:32:55
  is speaking out about the decisions that led
• 1:32:57
  to those terrifying moments that nearly ended
• 1:33:00
  her life and the message she now has for others
• 1:33:02
  trying to leave an unhealthy relationship. On
• 1:33:07
  Wednesday, a Tulare County Superior Court judge
• 1:33:10
  ruled a portable man will stand trial, accused
• 1:33:13
  of multiple charges, including attempted murder.
• 1:33:18
  All right, well, there's that. Doesn't make Fresno
• 1:33:21
  look the best. And then there's this. Two thieves
• 1:33:24
  are behind bars after they were caught in the
• 1:33:27
  act by the California Highway Patrol. What do
• 1:33:29
  they have in stock for each other? Air operations
• 1:33:31
  unit in the sky. Infrared technology helped those
• 1:33:35
  officers spot the thieves as they were trying
• 1:33:37
  to steal copper wire from an overpass. Action
• 1:33:40
  News reporter Brisa Colon is live outside Fresno
• 1:33:43
  Airport where she spoke with the CHP Air Ops
• 1:33:46
  crew behind the operation and brings us an up
• 1:33:49
  -close look at what went into the successful
• 1:33:51
  crackdown. Brisa. Margo, this all started as
• 1:33:57
  an observation from the sky of what appeared
• 1:33:59
  to be suspicious activity. Then it quickly became
• 1:34:02
  an active scene. The whole thing captured on
• 1:34:05
  infrared camera. CHP air ops were in the sky
• 1:34:10
  Tuesday night while on patrol with their infrared
• 1:34:13
  camera. They spotted what appeared to be suspicious
• 1:34:16
  activity. In seconds, they knew it was a theft
• 1:34:20
  in progress. The rope that they tossed over.
• 1:34:23
  Mountain View is now tied to the hitch, and they're
• 1:34:25
  trying to drive away with it, pulling down other
• 1:34:29
  wires with it. With their truck, two thieves
• 1:34:31
  yanked copper wire from a high -speed rail overpass
• 1:34:35
  near Mountain View and Chestnut Avenues. The
• 1:34:37
  eye in the sky then swiftly directed ground crews
• 1:34:40
  to the suspects. Take a left there. That truck
• 1:34:43
  is going to be facing. All right, so that's what
• 1:34:45
  happened there. By the way, I feel like playing
• 1:34:47
  this song. We call them all out. If you're scared
• 1:35:19
  of the truth, better start to run. West made,
• 1:35:25
  now he run the Gulf Coast walk Morning show,
• 1:35:27
  but the topic's grown Spilling tea on your favorite
• 1:35:30
  phones blown Yeah, he laughed and he hits that
• 1:35:33
  line Rich and elite, y 'all out of your mind
• 1:35:36
  Red carpet rumors, messy in the sheets If they
• 1:35:40
  did dirt, he replay the receipts If you're scared
• 1:36:00
  of the truth, better start to run. When you see
• 1:36:03
  the roots, buddy, look at that shore. Texting
• 1:36:06
  Hammer and Hank. Pardon the text. Recording from
• 1:36:09
  home. When you're hanging out at work all day,
• 1:36:12
  you kind of want to chill at home, too, with
• 1:36:13
  your kitty cat. He ain't say a bow. On air, let
• 1:36:17
  the stories unfold. Speaking of my kitty, a cat,
• 1:36:22
  we might as well play this. Right here. This
• 1:36:27
  right here. That's a warning sign. You crossed
• 1:36:59
  the line. Luna mad, Luna mad. Eight days gone,
• 1:37:04
  now she acting mad. Luna mad, Luna mad. Give
• 1:37:08
  her that treat, she's... I love this. Oh, yeah.
• 1:37:17
  856 -499 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can
• 1:37:23
  tweet at me, at Ryan, Happy Radio. You can always
• 1:37:28
  email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Kim Kardashian's
• 1:37:36
  not going to try to be a lawyer this year. Breaking
• 1:37:39
  news. All right, it's time for Cleveland News
• 1:37:47
  to wrap up this show. Static crackle, mic pops,
• 1:38:14
  the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel
• 1:38:17
  mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,
• 1:38:19
  never sloppy Radio waves, carry tails, but they
• 1:38:22
  ain't gloves You concrete jungle, potholes where
• 1:38:25
  dreams collapse Downtown echoes, the cabs and
• 1:38:27
  faded cabs Past the preaching hustle, corner
• 1:38:30
  kids trading maps Where the vibes Midwest, but
• 1:38:32
  the struggle overlaps Cleveland news We'll be
• 1:38:51
  right back. People are still mad at that baseball
• 1:39:08
  fan that took the Cleveland Guardians fan that
• 1:39:12
  took the ball away from the 11 -year -old, and
• 1:39:14
  he was interviewed on the news and made himself
• 1:39:16
  look bad. I bet he listens to Rover because he's
• 1:39:24
  stupid. All right. Let's finish this up. I'm
• 1:39:33
  ready to go right now. Woo! What do I want to
• 1:39:38
  start off with? I saw this right here. Now we
• 1:39:41
  want to get to the news you need to start your
• 1:39:43
  day. A principal in Bay Village has been put
• 1:39:45
  on administrative leave in a letter sent to parents.
• 1:39:49
  The superintendent just looks like a moron. Shared
• 1:39:53
  Bay High School principal Jason Martin was put
• 1:39:55
  on paid leave yesterday morning pending the outcome
• 1:39:58
  of an investigation into recent allegations.
• 1:40:01
  He added they can't share any other details because,
• 1:40:03
  you know, what the fuck? You can't see any allegations.
• 1:40:06
  I listen to Rover in the morning. It makes me
• 1:40:08
  stupid. Tonight, Kirtland police confirmed they
• 1:40:10
  arrested a mentor high school student at school
• 1:40:13
  on Thursday afternoon. Kirtland. They say mentor.
• 1:40:15
  I say mentor. Police say officers arrested an
• 1:40:18
  18 year old mentor high school student. He is
• 1:40:20
  charged with pandering obscenity involving a
• 1:40:23
  minor or impaired person. Loser. Which is a second
• 1:40:28
  degree felony. So there's that. And then there's
• 1:40:30
  this. I'm Monica Robbins with your top three
• 1:40:38
  health headlines. Nearly all parents say they
• 1:40:41
  felt stressed in the past month. Me too, and
• 1:40:43
  I'm not even a parent. And kids' mental health.
• 1:40:46
  tops the list of reason why. Well, a new national
• 1:40:49
  survey finds children's behavioral issues and
• 1:40:52
  emotional well -being are the biggest parenting
• 1:40:55
  stressors, and nearly half of stressed parents
• 1:40:58
  say their anxiety makes their kids more worried,
• 1:41:01
  too. The Kids Mental Health Foundation says daily
• 1:41:05
  conversations, stronger routines, and time for
• 1:41:08
  connection build mental wellness at home. Free
• 1:41:11
  resources for parents are available at kidsmentalhealthfoundation
• 1:41:15
  .net. After the president signed an executive
• 1:41:19
  order last week aimed at psychedelic drug treatments
• 1:41:23
  for men. Hell yeah! I love shrooms. mental health
• 1:41:29
  the fda is moving to fast track psilocybin also
• 1:41:33
  known as magic mushrooms and methylone both given
• 1:41:36
  breakthrough therapy status that shows substantial
• 1:41:39
  treatment promise also this week cleveland clinic
• 1:41:42
  received a national honor for discovering and
• 1:41:45
  isolating serotonin you would have to trip to
• 1:41:50
  be in cleveland They used to harbor it here.
• 1:42:30
  We think this is art. It could be worse, though.
• 1:42:33
  At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.
• 1:42:38
  The masses, of course, you know, keep people
• 1:42:40
  from looking at their own lives and realizing
• 1:42:41
  how bad they've actually gotten, you know? I
• 1:42:44
  mean, if you can get drunk and paint yourself
• 1:42:49
  orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,
• 1:42:52
  I live in Cleveland. You look around at your
• 1:43:05
  tiny little house that you can't afford because
• 1:43:06
  of the mortgage crisis and your horrible little
• 1:43:08
  floppy kids who all have diabetes by the time
• 1:43:11
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  and she's like, I'm going to go shoot myself
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  and my pregnant homegirl daughter right now.
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  Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody
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  or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
• 1:44:27
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  ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those
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  guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.
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  Like a dairy cow. Yeah, hey, I'd like a $9 ,000
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  prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000
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  ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino, send
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  her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna
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• 1:45:29
  a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole
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  Really? Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?
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  I just thought that was a nickname. You know,
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  like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid. God, you're
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  stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop?
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  Have you turned on the TV lately? No, why? I've
• 1:46:57
  seen some in a church and in a night light or
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• 1:47:02
  them fire poppers up in their buttholes? Now,
• 1:47:05
  that's a good... No, not that specific site.
• 1:47:07
  But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
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  Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you
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  not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
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  verbulate that man's name in another house again.
• 1:47:18
  I don't think he said his name. Some of us were
• 1:47:21
  a little too busy paying to exchange business
• 1:47:23
  cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,
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  neither. Sheriff says you ran from down hell
• 1:47:28
  down to the library. Yeah, you know I did. You're
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  going slow and you don't know it all. Whoa, a
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  It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's shinier
• 1:47:49
  than yours, meatbag. And that is that. Poppy
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  the rank. Yeah, I'm doing my thing. I got so
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  many haters. Why is so many haters? It's like
• 1:51:29
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• 1:51:32
  This shit testing my patience. This shit working
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  my nerves. I'm getting spinning. I'm on it like
• 1:51:37
  a bitch in the tent. Laying on gay skin, blowing,
• 1:51:39
  pushing the winds. It's like, yeah. Yeah, my
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  bitch. And I'm partying like a rock star And
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  I'm better on lean, got my pick game mean And
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  you can't help it, bring me money on the block
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  I'm free to change my tune Like I'm doing, like
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  I'm doing, like I'm doing Like I'm doing, like
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  I'm doing, like I'm doing Like The hour will
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  with like seven live reads or sponsors. I'm like,
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  Got a new sign, makin' all the hoes need to get
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  Them center players gon' do the damn thing. I'm
• 1:57:50
  in this club, takin' up streets. Takin' over
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  man, rollin' out beats. Got them on charge, got
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  them on lock. Everywhere we go, guaranteed to
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  blow the spot. Message to some haters, tryin'
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  to say them gays. Oh, it's gon' blaze, and nothin'
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  is gonna stop. It's on the street, it's on the
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  beat If you wanna bounce, that's everyone to
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  me City shot time, where I pull it down Ain't
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  no limit, drop a piece about a pound Calls out
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  a lot, cause you know I call it shots I can keep
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  it like a baby I ain't even drivin', I'm just
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  parkin' like Pippin' Slide off in the club, pennin'
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  man, it's in the 50s, don't fret, it's okay I'm
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  a striker, I'm a lefty, what it is? What it do?
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  Come on, shout it, let me see you get loose You
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  bought a street, get some great dudes I walk
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  too high like it's pumpkin. Smoke, yank, smoke,
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  say, bitch, all on the urn. I don't need urn.
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  Bitch, I'll splurge. Nothing in my cup. Shit,
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  it's coming to a close. Radio hits, made it like
• 2:03:34
  a well -composed. Laughter and joy, dissolving
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  in the air. But we'll keep the rhythm all night.
• 2:03:49
  The laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mixed in
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  hoppy like fingers without rings. VHX to FM.
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  The shadows hit the street. But soon the sound
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  like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving
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  in the air. Both keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
• 2:04:08
  just so unfair. Oh, life wasn't what the laughter's
• 2:04:17
  growing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers
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  without rings. Oh, the happy hour is coming to
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  a close. Radio waves fade like a wilting rose.
• 2:04:31
  Laughter and joy dissolve in it. Like clockwork
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  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
• 2:04:52
  the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
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  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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  a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by
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  the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
• 2:05:10
  round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes
• 2:05:12
  are daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts
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  we can't rewind We're Hoppy Hour And like that,
• 2:05:57
  he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.
• 2:06:01
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 2:06:05
  poop. I'll kick you a little, and we'll call
• 2:06:08
  it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
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  is now over. This concludes our broadcast day.
• 2:06:38
  Good night, and God bless America.