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The Truth Behind John Halo: Brontosaurus Is Real Again & Hunt the Truth · Multiple Nerdgasm

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it's it's too late I'm sorry welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm your destination for all things
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nerdy so yeah I um spent all of today playing Diablo I really it's actually
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fun playing with people who did you play with I played with some guys I played
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board games with they went let's play some Diablo I I went I install it who
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are these people you play games with now yeah what's going on there people I play
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I I play board games with people Diablo 3 is in a board game Luke you're going
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to fool me with that wait a minute wait a minute what's going on
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so you're talking about a board game now Diablo 3i the board game well well no we
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sort of moved on can you fact check that for us
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uh 3 I Me by Luke no it says it says
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Luke you haven't played a d 3 board game Luke what do you got to say about
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yourself oh I
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play um sorry guys it won't happen again yeah it better not it better [ __ ] not
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good speaking of things that better not happen again uh we've had there's been a
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there's been a theft oh and a theft yeah there's been a
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theft now as listeners you will know Luke very kindly sent mugs out to a
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number of listeners absolutely because he's just a kind soul and that's what he
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likes to do he likes to send gifts to people he sends mugs that's what he does
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it's his thing him on it that's right now obviously those mugs were intended
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for for people who who requested them however Chris from Twitter yeah Kristoff
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76 on Twitter had his mug stolen from
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his doorstep you're joking no so what you're telling me Matt is that there's a
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multiple nerdgasm fan out there who will stop at nothing y to get himself hold of
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a mug these mugs are so desirable people are literally stealing them from the
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doorsteps of our fans they're pretty rare I'll say that
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rare I mean they're not numbered but Luke how many of these are in existence
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in existence there are 40 okay that's a number well it's to be honest that's
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more than more than I thought they were but been a couple hundred dollars on
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mugs and everybody who's every anybody's got one except I know there's one person
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who probably still hasn't got one well two people I mean if we're
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cting Chris two people now yeah that's right so anyway if if I
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like to think that maybe the person who stole the package apparently uh stuff
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gets pinched From his doorstep uh when the the mailman are living on his
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doorstep and people pinch it which is which is shitty and you know I'm sorry
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about that does he live in downtown Baltimore like what the [ __ ] man um
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trying to move somewhere where you're not getting constantly theft Chris he
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lives in Brisbane sorry if you didn't oh Brisbane CHR I've got some advice for you while
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the other brothers are doing time listen up it's crimes all he has to do is get a
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parcel lock up from Australia Post problem sorted well so what you're
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telling me is that there's a Serial thief or thieves someone keeps in
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Brisbane who's stealing this guy's [ __ ] constantly apparently so yeah and so
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what I like to think is perhaps this person wasn't originally a multiple
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orgasm listener but they've they've pinched his mail they found the mug
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they've had a listen and uh if you're listening write in let us know yeah did
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you steal ch's mug yeah and you know what we're not going to judge if you
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send us a photograph of yourself with the m then I mean quite honestly you're
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Al geek of the week that's right you get to hear you get to hear
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this jingle that I'm uh I'm about have to
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[Music] play very nice listen though it just
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occurred to me is it policy in Brisbane to just leave someone's mail on on the
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exterior doorstep apparently that's policy most places like uh especially I I read
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somewhere a while ago that in particular in in the US um the the Postal Service
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their job is to get your mail to your house and as long as it's on your
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property their responsibility is complete yeah but we're not talking
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about the crazy us here we're talking about Australia right unless there's
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another Brisbane that I don't know about weird I'm pretty sure that if you have a
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parcel that's too big for a letter box you have to leave a calling card and
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take the parcel away with you I think that uh this happened a house I used to
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live in in stanmore um the the guy used to leave packages just on the doorstep
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and I thought that's [ __ ] stupid I door yeah and I so I questioned them on
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it and they said um I lived upstairs if you recall from um from an elderly guy
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and his wife and say like that you say it so
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creepily I was a creepy guy you had the upstairs flat for God's sake yeah oh all
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right fine I lived upstairs from um an elderly guy and and his
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wife I mean they didn't know I left up there but no they had signed they
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apparently there was a form that you can submit to the post office that says if
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I'm not home just leave the the package there and they had done so and there
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need to sign the other form stuff that says stop leaving [ __ ] on my doorstep
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I'll come and get it when I'm work when I'm I can't even talk I'll come and get
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it when I'm not at work weird where I am in CRA sometimes they'll leave stuff at
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the front door other times they'll leave a little card H that's why I got a parel
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loer so I don't have to worry about that anymore if you're the mailman and you're
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listening to this if you dare leave a [ __ ] parcel my doorstep I'm going to
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find you and I'm going to kill you all and that's not a threat that's a [ __ ]
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fact I don't know if the mailman in your area speaks English
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Dan you know they speak English here right I was joking of course they speak better
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English than I will ever speak whatever they speak well all the other languages
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well here's a question for you Ted have you received the letter I sent you I
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have as a matter of fact hand delivered to me at my desk by the post you
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go what a world all right well um listeners I
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don't know if you noticed you probably did but uh last week's episode sounded pretty
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good and there's a reason for that but it's CU Dave still hasn't come back to the
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[Laughter] podcast so so it's good news that we do
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sound better but actually it did cause it did cause a a problem for me this
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week um I was uh yeah I mean this isn't the only podcast that I uh that I work
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on I uh on a few others sorry I'll stop you there Luke
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are you [ __ ] aware of this [ __ ] no it's first I've heard of this we don't
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need to go into details but look let's just say I was recording a segment for
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uh for another show and uh and there was a bit of an altercation so um I do have
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the audio cuz I I did leave my mic running at the time so maybe have I just
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play the clip all right and I think you'll all agree that
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Mrs mcclaren's tuna wins fish of the week
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fish of the week well that's about all we've got time for this weekend you
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[ __ ] [ __ ] what Terry I'm in the middle of something shut up a what the
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[ __ ] I know what you're up to you piece of [ __ ] what are you talking about ah
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[ __ ] Terry you know godamn well what I'm talking about where is is it where is
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what ow did you just slap me yeah have
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another what is going on I saw the box I you importing them box what box
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importing what maybe I'll strangle the truth out of you the the truth doesn't
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work that way Terry what I said speak up
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I can't you you're choking me oh right [ __ ] hell Terry what is going
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on you left the trail Matt you and your little podcast friends they all left
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Trails little dirty Trails Trails Trails of what droppings
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and [ __ ] what just stop for a minute please and think before you speak what
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are you asking me right well I was watching me stories drinking me VB and I
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got through the first case and I thought I better put that in the recycling or
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Captain trash pants will have a winge about it Captain trash pants yeah that's
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you oh right so I take the empties out
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to the recycling and what do I find
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evidence evidence evidence of what deceit [ __ ] what was in the recycling
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Terry for God's sake the Box the yeti box I saw it I know you've got him in
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here somewhere a baby judging by the size now where the [ __ ] is it Jerry stop
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it I can explain maybe this will loosen your tongue no put that away I can
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explain it's a microphone Terry it's this [Laughter]
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microphone what it's this microphone the Blue Yeti is that the box that you
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saw it it might be might be is it I mean
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of course it is it's this microphone Terry it's called a Blue Yeti it's a
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microphone we all bought new microphones to record the podcast H yeah now that
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you mention it that microphone does appear to say blue yeti on it yeah
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so are we done here yeah I uh I guess we are thank you now can you please leave I
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have to finish recording this show and then I need to post an update on the
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multiple nerdgasm Instagram that reminds me I saw the picture of the Sasquatch
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jerky too oh [ __ ] so yeah oh
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man mean they're great microphones but I don't know if it was worth it yeah Jesus
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are you all right I I will be you know bruises heel
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uh to be honest it could have been worse and has been in the past I to be honest
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I don't know I don't know how he gets in here yeah I mean I don't know I mean I
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know you I know why he's putting his trash in my recycling he doesn't live
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here he lives in apartment
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32A that's right but yeah so uh so yeah we do have new microphones so if you're
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wondering why we sound so fantastic that is why and I guess I guess we need some
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sponsorship money from Blue this week because you know we've got the blue
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yetis here they we're sounding great maybe they need to send us a little bit
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of cash a little bit of green I know you can't see me this is an audio medium but
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I'm doing doing the little finger and money gesture right
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now little thing finger in the money bit of
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cash and also as I mentioned there to Terry at the end we have a multiple nasm
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Instagram account now so hey you did sneak that in there I did so if you want
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to follow us on Instagram and you should well hold on I want to follow us on
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Instagram so just give me a second take this down all right it's uh multip
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multiple nerdgasm I mean you don't really go on the web for Instagram you
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go into the Instagram app so just search for people type multiple nerdgasm and
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there we are in fact I'll go one further and say all you have to do is type
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multip and it'll come up follow there you go that's pretty that's pretty
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impressive yeah is that really yeah wow we're the first
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molp as we should be as we absolutely should be we're actually the second one
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down if you if you type multip the first one comes down as
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just some [ __ ] called multiple but we're second
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down all right follow multiple as well I I don't care she doesn't really post
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that much six posts what a waste that's probably more than we have we've we've
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done four um yeah yeah we should get
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a up there we should all right we'll take we got the the Sasquatch jerky up
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there yep that's right liked that's on there but um and Terry has obviously
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been tagged in this but as yet it's the only Terry small shoe
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tag that's right so we'll fix that we
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will fix that so yeah um follow us on there and uh follow us on Twitter as
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well if you're not following us on Twitter M nerdgasm uh we're on Facebook
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search for us on Facebook or uh just send us an email podcast multipl
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nerdgasm tocom let us know what you like what you don't like what you doing send
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us some pics if you stole a mug let us
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know you know sorry Chris yeah man sorry I yeah because he did he messaged me at
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one point and said did you ever send that like and I thought he probably
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thinks that we're just telling people oh yeah we'll send you a mug yeah because
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to be fair we did Luke was in I was in charge of
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sending it so good chance it wasn't sent but they all were sent we've starting to
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get some photos through now that's right yeah so yeah that's on the um that's on
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the Facebook as well if you want to see mugs in the wild it's not that
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interesting but uh we like it so anyway I think I found another picture
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of Terry actually I've um got a picture of him and I I've uh I've tagged him in
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so if you go to Terry smallo um you get the jerky and you get the picture of me
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and me and Terry smallo hanging out
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so I'm GNA see what this
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is Terry small
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shoe is that Terry yeah that's Terry mate that's Terry small
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shoe where the hell did that come from prove that that's not ter small
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shoe prove
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it where did this photo come from Dan well obviously it was taken before I
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left the uh Sunny shores of Sydney that's why I'm confused it was just me and Terry
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hanging out down by the harbor sasquatch hunting all right I do hang out with
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cherry outside of you bles I don't just sit around with you waiting for Cherry to
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arrive no that's fine I just didn't I just didn't expect that all right yeah
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you just you didn't think I knew what he looked like is what you meant that's
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right I mean are you surprised that I knew what he looked like and that that's
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what he looked like a little yeah I thought you might
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be dear anyway Terry needs his own account yeah I agree we'll uh we'll make that
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happen all right so do we want to get into some news first yeah I mean we can
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start with some Ryan goling news I love a bit of Ryan goling news do we
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have a jingle for Ryan goling news it better be to the Drive
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soundtrack something like that okay all right all right here we
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[Music] go you'll be
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there it's Ry [Music]
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go with his perfect t
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nice yeah yeah so um I guess you guys have
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seen Infamous Vine meme Ryan goling uh
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won't eat his cereal right yes yes hilarious hilarious hilarious if you
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haven't seen it it's just some dude that takes pictures of Ryan goling
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looking how would you say it just generally not paying attention to [ __ ]
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disinterested he put a film on yeah so it's it's it's
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a video of of a film with Ryan goling in it and he's holding up a spoonful of
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cereal to the screen and it's always a situation where Ryan goling is
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disinterested in the cereal and it comes
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in in just the right way every time is coming in and then Ryan just shuts his
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eyes just so kind of moves away from it it's so and yeah we'll link to that it's
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it's excellent but I guess the sad news this week is that the creator of Ryan
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goling W Ed serial passed away yes and
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um and in tribute Ryan goling made a
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Vine video of his own finally eating his
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cereal a nice and I just nice of him I don't know if you guys like Ryan golin I
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mean like obviously he's a handsome man but yeah you know it's this [ __ ] like
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this that just gives him an A+ in my book you know what I mean yeah that's
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great and the fact that he keeps stopping people from committing crimes
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on the streets of New York City are you aware of this no okay so if
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you go to YouTube and you type in Ryan goling fights crime or something to that
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effect there are several several instances that people have captured on
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their iPhones where Ryan goling stops people from he breaks up fights he stops
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a thief stealing a painting um he saves a woman from being hit by a car like he
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just hangs out on the streets being like so awesome that it just
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emasculates all of us with his is Ryan goling his superhero name and he's we
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been confused the whole time he's actually Ryan goling isn't is just a
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symbol yeah he's the Ryan goling that we need right now that's right so there've
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been many Ryan goslings yeah yeah and he is the current Maran godling exactly
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like the dread PIR Roberts and Batman yeah yeah although there's one thing
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that I learned from um The Dark Knight Rises is that Robin is called Robin cuz his name's
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Robin so if his name would say Derek it
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would have been Batman and Derek
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yeah yeah yeah Bruce Bruce Batman Wayne that was not a good a good addition to
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the methos if you ask me yeah I I mean I like those movies but I did think that
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was stupid yeah Bruce Batman and Robin
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Batman a gay couple who fight crime oh dear
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me well speaking of superheroes
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um Wonder Woman uh is a character a lot of people actually don't seem to realize
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this but they're they're making a Wonder Woman film yeah they are um a lot of
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people have been getting angry about the fact that DC so far have neglected to
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make any films with you know uh female superheroes in Marvel haven't done a
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great job either really no I mean there are women in their films though so I
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guess they're a small step ahead but to be honest though I mean if you're
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drawing from 100 Years of comic books I mean it's 100 Years of male dominated
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Comics I mean you can hardly blame DC movie studios for that yeah and the fact
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I mean the fact is they the reason uh someone talked about this the other day
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they they don't make black widow action figures and stuff even though people
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like black widow because not enough people like Black Widow and they do a
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lot of market research on on all this stuff like they're not silly they know
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what people want to buy and they make the toys that people want to buy like so
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unfortunately apparently there isn't a big enough market for that stuff and
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that's just the thing I mean you can say why aren't there this and that out there
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in the market and it's like well because the market hasn't asked for it
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and just because you're a feminist and you want it doesn't mean that enough
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people want it to Warrant it being a thing these companies aren't out there
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to be sexist if they know they know they can make money off something they will
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sell it to you yeah yeah yeah and if they thought there was a market for a
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black widow or well I think they're discovering now that there is but the
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but I think the point is just that there was a reason that they didn't before I
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think they discovered that there isn't and that they were right all along but
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that's just my opinion well people are excited about a Wonder
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Woman film uh but those that know about it um and that's pretty exciting and so
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I guess uh maybe as a tie into that um because to be honest I'm not sure a
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whole lot of people know who Wonder Woman is uh these days yeah it's fair I
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mean there's certainly not been a TV show for a very long time or a film for
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a very long time no I think kids in particular probably aren't that familiar
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with with her no um and I guess if they're doing a Wonder Woman film it's
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for the same reason that they've just done a Superman film and a Superman
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Batman crossover film is because they're moving towards a Justice League film
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eventually I would assume yes yeah because Marvel is killing them yeah smashing
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them you know who should they should bring across to do it Jos Weeden well he's he's
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available yeah yeah I think he's had enough yeah certainly seems like he's
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he's going to do more Shakespeare out of his house I hope he does he does too
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actually cuz that was [ __ ] awesome that was pretty rad yeah but uh maybe
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there a tieing to that or maybe just I don't know because they thought it would
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be amusing um the Smithsonian National a
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and Space Museum uh have a display or had a display for for April Fool's Day
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perhaps uh of Wonder Woman's invisible jet now that's the greatest thing ever I
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mean honestly they they cordoned off an area with nothing in it and there was a
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little plk that said one Woman's invisible jet now that's that's
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awesome and not only that there's a photo here of um some gentlemen uh up on
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a rig attending to the invisible jet yeah exactly so they went all out it's pretty
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funny well the plaque the plar next to the invisible jet says this the Museum
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of Flight has acquired this plane with the help of Lieutenant Diana Prince in
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April 2013 since then our curator Bob Vander Lindon wanted very much to
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display display the plane at the museum in Washington DC the jet is well ahead
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of its time it used stealth Technologies in the 1950s long before Lockheed and
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the Blackbird were introduced the engines on the plane allowed Wonder
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Woman to travel through space keep in mind that NASA's North American X15 took
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the United States to the edge of space in the 60s but it was Amazonian
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technology that had Wonder Woman traveling into deep space in the ' 50s
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other features in this jet include shape shifting telepathic abilities and
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multi-dimensional transport although the jet was invisible the passengers were
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not and they often ask to float on the clouds it should be mentioned that even
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though Wonder Woman can fly under her own powers the Jet Plane has come in
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handy when needed for transport so that's good yeah I wondered about that because
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I do recall from uh from the cartoon series and and whatnot and Comics that
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while the jet was invisible she was not yeah but I I mean I guess that's because
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you can't draw nothing in a comic book but the here's the thing it kind of
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defeats the purpose of it really does like I mean sure it's a smaller Target
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but I mean it's not the best stealth technology and also when she can fly
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anyway it's kind of redundant yeah but you know we'll see how they deal with
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that in the new film but here's the thing how much of it
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is invisible are the seats inside invisible why don't you just make a suit
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out of that entire thing yeah but what I'm saying is there's got to be some
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technology that allows things that aren't just the outside of a plane to be
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invisible it's not just that it's invisible metal right because right yeah
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when you see through it you also see through the seats and you know
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presumably the bathroom like yep maybe it's a glass
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plane that sounds dangerous yeah that
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does I don't know about
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that you can see glass true you can well it is clear
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though it is difficult to see compared to a
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wall that's true I mean let's just list the things
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it's difficult to see compared to uh Sasquatch
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uh
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[Music] Sasquatch I don't know about that Terry are you there mate do you want to weigh
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in on this one oh hang on I'll get him Terry ter no it's fine I forgive you
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come here come here here what what oh you recording a podcast
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hello Terry we just want to know good Dan how you going mate I'm good I'm good
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um I haven't seen you since we hung out in Sydney that time oh yeah I remember
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that that was about six weeks ago yes it was yeah we got our photo taken uh with
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Sydney bridge in the background yeah that's right I had my big hair on yeah
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you did yeah you did you're a trademark big hair that everybody knows you for
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yeah I'm a trademark [ __ ] out I blurred the [ __ ] out of the photo
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for Instagram but simply because you no no [ __ ] on Instagram mate how's anyone
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going to know it's me well I guess you're
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anonymous oh yeah that's all right oh what can I do for you uh I just want to
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know um what you've seen more of sasquatches or invisible planes specifically Amazonian
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planes um more of just in general or more of raping
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people um let's I don't know that I've seen an invisible jet rap a person that's what I
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mean all right that's whatting at what you meant while you were people
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oh I mean yeah I do see a lot of stuff when that's happening too but um yeah
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yeah yeah I don't know has um has anyone ever working out with a little invisible
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jet inside of them for all I know I have Terry that's that's the whole thing about being
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invisible right I mean sometimes you wake up sometimes you wake up and you
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just don't feel quite right and you're like is there visible jet like inside me
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maybe there is maybe there's one inside all of us how would you know well I suppose
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you'd know cuz it'd be someone sitting in the cockpit but um in the uh in the what
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sorry uh in the cockpit yeah thought that's what you
29:46
said anyway uh I got to go yeah I'll see
29:50
you later say yeah bye bye
29:57
Terry [ __ ] hell he's a maniac yeah he is he's a lot nicer today yeah yeah well
30:04
he's he I think he feels bad about what happened earlier did he go to a blackmail
30:09
prostitute I only asked because um the leader blackmailed a prostitute the
30:14
leader of the KKK has just been caught um with a black male
30:18
prostitute and I really I find that quite hilarious and also a certain sense
30:25
of irony certain yeah certain sense yeah I mean this guy's actually a murderer you
30:31
know he's he's been incarcerated for murdering
30:36
minori um but then he was caught um [ __ ] a black dude in the back seat of
30:42
his car tried to uh try to say that he was just [ __ ] him so that he could uh
30:48
then kill him um but uh yeah but no one no one bought
30:55
it no I like it says uh he was caught with his pants down engaging in Acts
31:01
that were too graphic to be described by authorities yeah that's yeah that's
31:06
graphic cuz I could have just said he was [ __ ] him yeah exactly what else was he doing
31:11
well I love this quote Miller's behavior and criminal activities have surprised
31:15
law enforcement officials but it was this incident in the back of the car
31:19
that shocked investigators the most goodness so you can you can kill
31:25
three Jews but you [ __ ] [ __ ] one black guy and they're like well we're shocked
31:30
we are shocked to be honest I would be shocked if I found someone who who was
31:36
known to hate those people yeah [ __ ] so I've got two questions number one was
31:43
he giving or receiving I guess that's what I want to know the most you know
31:48
yeah yeah because paying a black dude to let you [ __ ] him right mhm is fairly
31:53
different from play paying a black guy to [ __ ] you my op it is I know you have to be
31:59
very careful check the paperwork people check the paperwork trust me and
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secondly was he wearing the white KKK hood while he was [ __ ] SL beinging
32:10
[ __ ] by the black well how how did they know who it was if he wasn't oh
32:16
yeah I'm going to go with he wasn't probably
32:21
true but it's more amusing to think that he was you know what's amusing is the
32:27
comments this article the first one being this is a Jew media
32:33
[Laughter]
32:37
lie oh dear [ __ ] Jew media Jew's media do we do we you have a Jew media
32:44
uh do media lies jingle yes we're about
32:50
to Li media je media je media je hey
32:59
and there we go yeah good stuff good stuff yeah I was trying to retire the
33:03
joke where I hate I hate I was trying to retire the joke where I hate the what
33:08
but I yeah yeah can I can I tell you a little story can we chop out the bit
33:14
where I say I hate je no I'm going to take it out of context I'm going to chop out the bit
33:21
where it says I'm going to try to phase out that so it just comes out with I
33:25
hate the je I'm going to try to phase out Jews I know um I know somebody else who tried
33:32
that once name was Terry
33:37
smallo um don't say his name he'll come back so um he's like Beetle Juice that's
33:43
right um I was chatting with a friend of
33:46
mine who's in a um a mixed Don mixed denominational
33:52
relationship and uh right uh she's one religion and her fiance is another
33:57
religion and and she was saying to her fiance recently Isn't it nice that we're
34:02
so open with each other's religion because if nothing else we know that
34:06
when we have kids we're going to be very very tolerant of who they date and he he
34:12
said yeah of course I mean they can date anyone just know
34:16
Jews and and she was like
34:21
what and he was like I mean not Jews obviously yeah he was deadly serious
34:26
deadly serious
34:31
why not know and she was like she was like well look I mean like we're not the
34:37
same religion so you've come to terms with that he's like yeah but you're not
34:41
a Jew like I draw the line at the Jews
34:47
did she didn't ask him to elaborate on that it caused a horrible fight so the
34:53
comedy ends there but I mean I look I mean I don't want
34:57
this to turn into multiple politics gasm again right but like I mean we make a
35:02
lot of jokes on this podcast but I've never actually come across any real
35:09
reason to hate the Jews am I missing something yeah I don't understand it
35:15
either I I just don't get it and you like I can think of minority groups that
35:20
I can kind of understand why people hate right you know you hear things and
35:25
you're like well you're just giving yourselves a bad name now and I can kind
35:28
of understand why you coping some [ __ ] but the Jews have just never really
35:33
fallen into that category for me I mean I mean if Dave was I don't
35:38
know if this is the right platform I don't know platform I can tell I mean I can tell
35:44
you that back during World War II come on Matt why don't you elaborate on why
35:50
we Sorry first of all I've got I think we've got a jingle to insert
35:56
here 1 2 3 they say I'm racist
36:04
Cas but I love everybody
36:09
equally except the [Music]
36:14
Jews that was a joke I love them
36:21
to now proceed Man play Devil's a I don't understand why people hate the
36:27
Judes what I what I
36:31
have not not why we should but why they they did in Germany oh okay yeah yeah
36:37
was because there was a belief that during the first world war they uh they
36:43
came and kind of took over and um took a bunch of jobs and stuff yeah that's what
36:47
I that's what I've I've heard is that they uh the sentiment at the time was
36:52
that they had kind of taken over and
36:56
they were the German citizens were fighting a war
37:01
presumably uh I think so yeah but they were they were perceived to be a bit
37:05
dangerous and a threat and so it was very easy to to make them into a Target
37:09
I think is the is what happened there and and unfortunately that seems that
37:14
they were pretty easy targets quite a number of times throughout history um
37:18
particularly in the Bible yeah although none of that really
37:22
happened well it never happened there is that there is that there is that so
37:28
there's um and I was in a great I mean as far as as far as right now uh in in
37:34
our day-to-day lives I I can't think of a single reason why you would care yeah
37:41
yeah yeah yeah although I did say hilarious post on Twitter the other day about
37:48
somebody complaining legitimately that discriminating against them for being
37:53
discriminatory to other races is discrimination
37:59
well I mean if you're an idiot sure yeah that's right yeah yeah yeah it's one of
38:06
those stupid arguments that it's pointless because you just sound stupid
38:12
yeah there there's no point in trying to get an argument with that person because
38:17
you can't win because they've already lost makes any
38:22
sense they've lost at life what I can't win because they've already lost they've
38:25
already lost but they don't know it and they will never accept they'll just
38:29
they'll just drag you down with them yeah yeah so yeah never argue with fools
38:34
or you may be mistaken for such I think it was Mark Twain or somebody said that
38:38
oh yeah yeah good old Samuel
38:43
Clemens speak well that's that's Mark Twain's um birth
38:48
name right guess you show what I know moving on sorry I don't know why I
38:53
decided to just throw that out there I mean anytime you talk about Bob Dylan I
38:56
don't go Robert Zimmerman so I don't know why I decided to just say some
39:00
Clemens look let's move on is that his friend um is that his friend is it look
39:04
we've probably got the Jews offside now just by mentioning them right so let's
39:07
talk about something I don't think we had them onite at the start of the show
39:10
so let's let's get them back by talking about something they really love um
39:14
which is money so Matt can you tell me about William Shatner's $3 billion
39:20
Kickstarter
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please um I can I mean uh
39:29
I only just clicked on the article though so I'm going to have to read for
39:31
a second I I might be able to I can hey here I'll back
39:36
up Luke why don't you tell us about William Shatner's $3 billion
39:41
Kickstarter yeah so there's a bit of a uh drought over in America at the moment
39:46
right and shat now you look for him for help don't you for anything it's the
39:52
first person I go to yeah yep um he's come up with this idea of building this
39:57
huge pipe that travels Across America M
40:01
to deliver water to them right what yep right cuz the the East Coast has got
40:08
plenty of water so we just ship it over problem solved right all you need
40:13
is a pipe is he saying yep right I mean I don't know a lot about um
40:20
engineering M but I think that if all it took was just a really
40:27
long pipe then um they probably would have tried that already
40:33
right has he has he raised $30 billion to do this already oh oh no he wants 30
40:38
billion he wants $30 billion I mean if anyone's going to get that on
40:43
Kickstarter I mean it is William Shatner because Matt I know you're already
40:47
thinking about how much you're going to give him my God he also doesn't quite
40:54
understand how Kickstarter works why is that whole idea no matter if I don't
40:59
make enough that if I don't make the $30 billion I'll just give it to money to
41:03
the politicians that he's already raised well he can't cuz he was not going to
41:06
get do that yeah it doesn't work that way okay he says here here's the plan so
41:13
I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign I want 30 billion to build a pipeline like
41:17
the Alaska pipeline say from Seattle a place where there's a lot of water in
41:21
fact it's too much water how bad would it be to get a large 4T pipe keep it
41:25
above ground because if it leaks you're irrigator and where would the pipeline go just
41:29
bring it down here and fill one of our Lakes like Lake me the [ __ ] is he
41:33
talking about I don't know you lost me man no it's simple Shatner replies they
41:39
did it in Alaska why can't they do it along Highway 5 he's getting so
41:46
specific I mean is it is this feasible
41:52
even um I don't say why not but not for
41:55
the cost not for 30 billion that seems like
42:00
enough 30 billion does seem like a lot of money considering considering that
42:05
Mars 1 reckon that it can put 100 people on Mars for 6
42:10
billion yeah no no I'm not saying the money's not enough but getting that
42:15
money isn't feasible yeah yeah well that's oh yeah no one's going to spare 30
42:21
billion some the top comment says I love him but does he know Seattle had its own
42:25
drought this winter worst ski season in
42:30
decades interesting the one thing I can't get
42:34
over this article is he's 84 he's just stopped
42:40
aging yeah he kind of about what 10 years ago just it just looks like that
42:46
now yeah he just went I'm done this is me get used to it or his surgeon has just made sure
42:53
that's the case all right well
42:58
maybe maybe this will work I don't know to be honest I didn't know they were in
43:03
a drought so no no they did I but maybe that's because they can't talk because
43:07
they're so parched they man I was just over there and I
43:13
didn't know they were in a drought so that's that's that's interesting I
43:17
mean I was mostly on the East Coast but I didn't I didn't even realize yeah no
43:22
I've heard about it a bit and evidently people are still watering their Gardens
43:25
cuz they still want their guns to look nice and all that like we do here when
43:29
we're in drought yeah mhm yeah I like to wash my car out in front of everybody
43:35
mhm yeah mhm and then I piss on it and then I wash it again just cuz I've got
43:39
get that piss off pissed on it I mean you want to get your car piss clean yeah yeah right
43:45
exactly so you know oh interesting best of luck to him I guess and to the people of
43:52
California yeah I wouldn't want to be holding out for a drink hoping that
43:58
William Shatner raises $30 billion that's all I'm going to say well
44:03
I mean if anyone can maybe it's him $30 billion is a lot of money but I don't
44:09
even think like a Kickstarter is even well I was about to say what is the
44:13
highest rating Kickstarter so far the highest earner all right
44:19
highest Kickstarter maybe no i' I'd be lucky lucky to be 10
44:26
million most funded 20 million oh yeah 20
44:31
million sorry I was wrong no but nowhere near 30 billion nowhere
44:36
near that was for the um the pebble time the
44:41
Smartwatch so and that was that was March 28th actually so that only just
44:47
happened like a month ago month and a bit interesting the the second highest
44:53
13 million was a cooler like as in an esy yeah right and
44:59
the next one down was the eye summon
45:04
right not quite no this you know what actually this this cooler is interesting
45:09
because he raised he got sucked into it
45:12
already man he raised
45:16
26570 per of his goal wait a minute
45:21
which I think sometimes that can be a bad thing because this person is not they're
45:28
not set up to deal with that well becoming a bil he wanted he wanted
45:33
$50,000 he got 13,
45:55
285,000 meels an integrated storage for plates and knives and a bottle opener so it's for
46:02
picnics yeah right I mean it looks it looks great it looks cool but
46:08
man this guy's this guy's made a lot of money I'm not really into picnics hey I
46:13
mean you guys can jump down my throat about this if you want cuz I know
46:16
everyone loves a [ __ ] picnic but honestly like why would you sit in the
46:20
grass and eat when you could just sit at a table like I just don't understand the
46:25
appeal like am I am I am I I I no I'm more about why are we going outside
46:32
there's likef good
46:39
y this thing I'm so I don't understand how this thing got funded like people
46:44
wanted this so bad like how many of these [ __ ] did
46:49
they sell what's it called I I want to look it up now it's called coolest
46:55
cooler 21st century cooler that's actually
47:00
cooler the coolest is a portable party disguised as a cooler bringing Blended
47:04
drinks music and fun to any or outdoor occasion I mean it looks cool but look I
47:10
can imagine Americans wanting this you what I mean
47:15
like anything that's like [ __ ] yeah it's turbocharged yeah like I can see a bunch
47:21
of [ __ ] Middle America dwellers going yeah we need to get the coolest [ __ ] cooler
47:28
what was the biggest I wonder how much it was to actually get the coer cuz I
47:32
could I'm just trying to think if I was someone who actually did go out and have
47:37
picnics wouldn't be a crazy thing to get right there was a
47:41
$225 reward level right you get a cooler and some swag you get uh a keep C and
47:48
Blendon shirt which has a blender on it a party cup and a blended drink guide
47:55
right 225 bucks they sold 2,455 of
48:01
those Jesus who the [ __ ] is ordering
48:05
these who's spending $225 on that I mean congratulations to the guy like not to
48:11
knock him or anything like that but [ __ ] hell $225 bucks for like an esy
48:17
and a T-shirt and a cup and that would be us as well so and it only ships to
48:22
the United States of course it does cuz no one anywhere else in the world would
48:26
want this piece of [ __ ] well I'll stop you there uh International coolest um
48:32
$185 to send one international 7,063 people bought
48:37
one right okay I stand
48:42
corrected that's crazy anyway that was a bit of a rat hole but
48:47
congratulations to uh Ryan Greer creator of coolest yeah well I wouldn't eat out
48:52
of it you know what I would eat though you talking about
48:57
that what I would eat AES again i' eat a lifesized Benedict com
49:04
Batch who wouldn't I mean he is life-sized but I'd eat a life-sized
49:08
chocolate version of him oh look there is one oh you don't eat the real one
49:12
that's that's weird yeah it's just weird and a little bit gay but um why do they
49:18
make this well I don't know you'll have to give me a sec because I put this in the
49:22
spreadsheet about a month ago and we're only just getting to it now so okay
49:29
um uh here we go Benedict has also reached the level in his career at which
49:35
is famous enough to serve as a basis of a life-sized chocolate
49:38
replica called the choco batch an 80b Hollow chocolate version of the actor
49:44
that took 250 hours to make the resemblance is uncanny it's almost too
49:50
realistic I don't know about that that's stretching it to the point where it
49:53
would probably feel a little weird taking a bite out of this thing then
49:56
again chocolate's chocolate so this was basically an Easter stunt done by a chocolate uh
50:03
chocolaterian chocolate chocolate CH choc what's it called when you make a
50:10
chocolate in a place chocolate shop yeah chocolate [Laughter]
50:16
shop yeah now this is very strange I mean it's it's cool it's a cool stunt I
50:21
suppose I mean if I was Benedict Cumberbatch I would be pretty weirded out I think yeah
50:27
I mean you although if someone made a giant chocolate me that would be great
50:32
here we go hint hint yeah listeners if any of you are
50:37
chocolate shops just uh whack a whack a chocolate
50:43
mat out uh at the front of your shop and send send a pick to uh podcast at multip
50:49
nasm.com or tag us on Instagram or Facebook or
50:54
Twitter or Google Plus plus and if you got any uh if you got any chocolate left
50:59
when you're done just um make a little chocolate Terry small shoe and don't
51:03
forget to use the hash Terry smok shoe yeah
51:10
yeah yeah have we had anybody send in mythical creatures yet have you got any
51:14
snaps Luke of mythical creatures [ __ ] 4 snat yet nothing yet I'm keeping an
51:20
eye out but still waiting [ __ ] for at Snapchat send Luke some
51:25
pictures that's a
51:28
shame that is a shame that's a real
51:33
shame I keep checking every day hoping someone will send something yeah well
51:38
you know what else is a shame not a penis you know what else was a shame
51:41
that has been corrected mhm uh the Brontosaurus yeah I don't know if you
51:48
remember a little film called The Land Before Time I do recall um little a
51:53
character called Littlefoot I believe mhm turns out he didn't exist or did he
51:59
or did he well I remember when I was a kid learning about uh
52:03
brontosaurus and then uh in high school learning that um that was all [ __ ]
52:08
and the Brontosaurus that they thought they found was actually just other soures mixed
52:15
together yeah I mean I could open the article to give it bit more specifics
52:19
but I mean that would require effort on my part so you're not going to get it no
52:23
no no you're you're correct they uh they they thought that he had assembled uh an
52:28
a petaurus with some other head on it or something is that right okay
52:35
so the Headless skeletons of two long neck dinosaurs were discovered in
52:41
1870 and described by us paleontologist
52:45
oil Charles Marsh that's a rad name the
52:49
first was named Apatosaurus Ajax the deceptive lizard the second one
52:55
Brontosaurus celsus the Thunder lizzard Marsh wrongly reconstructed the skeleton
53:00
of brontosaurus using the head of another long- necked dinosaur
53:06
camarasaurus and uh when they discovered that they decided that um the two
53:11
skeletons were not different enough to Warrant being given to different species
53:16
and so brontosaurus was crossed off the
53:20
list bastards yeah but they're now saying after all that
53:27
and after Decades of believing that the Brontosaurus was not real that actually
53:33
he was real and this dude did do the right thing when he was uh do the right
53:38
thing like there was a wrong thing to do he did construct the right bones in the
53:42
right order and Bron torus is in fact a different
53:48
dinosaur there you go so he's back so he got to keep his job in the
53:54
end yeah that's right I mean I just remember I guess Fred Flintstone eating
53:58
brontosaurus Burgers you know yeah well I mean I'm glad they haven't
54:04
ruined that um and I guess this means we might get another L Before Time sequel
54:08
well I hope so because there was only 11 or 12 of those and um
54:13
yeah you know the sad story behind the lamb before time sorry listeners if you
54:18
know what I'm about to say and you're already depressed about it you know the
54:23
um the little girl who was the voice of duck was it ducky or sarah sarah sarah
54:29
yeah the yeah what happened Sarah
54:32
catops uh well she was um murdered by
54:37
her father what uh shot and killed uh by
54:43
her father her mother as well it was it was a murder
54:46
suicide uh Jesus shortly after shortly
54:50
after the film so what yeah I'm serious
54:55
uh Judith barcy look up we'll link to this obviously so
54:59
you can be depressed as well um yeah
55:04
that's uh that's [ __ ]
55:08
mortifying as Judith's Career Success increased Joseph her father became
55:13
increasingly abusive jealous and paranoid and would routinely threaten to
55:17
kill himself his wife and daughter his alcoholism worsened and resulted in
55:20
three separate arrests for drunk driving in December 1986 Maria reported his
55:25
threats of physical violence towards to the police after police found no
55:28
physical signs of abuse Maria eventually decided not to press charges uh and then uh
55:35
1988 uh he killed them both as they slept and then spent two days wandering
55:41
around the house uh and then killed
55:45
himself Jesus so uh yeah enjoy that
55:51
film yeah I mean that's like when I found out that um Milo and no the uh
55:57
lovable cat and the uh scampy dog oh that's a depressing film as well that um
56:03
there was about 50 of those little guys cuz they just kept dying throughout the
56:06
film because they just you know put him in a box throw them off the uh waterfall
56:11
and when they died they call for two more animals to be brought in and then they take
56:16
two are you serious yeah yeah yeah I've just I've just checked and actually it's
56:22
ducky not Sarah that she did the voice over oh that's fine oh my God [ __ ] [ __ ]
56:26
that little [ __ ] Milo notice animal
56:30
cruelty what apparently it's true yeah
56:34
my God so how many how many of these [ __ ] animals did they kill uh a lot I
56:40
believe just as many as they needed yeah they just they just kept killing them
56:46
we're going to throw this one in the river and watch it go down the
56:49
Rapids no we need to film that a couple of times so when the film was released several
56:55
Australian animal rights organizations raised allegations of animal cruelty
56:58
during filming and called for boycott the Sunday Mail reported at the time
57:02
that animal Liberation Queensland founded Jackie Kent alleged the killing
57:06
of more than 20 kittens during production and added that she was
57:10
disturbed by reports from Europe which alleged other animals had been injured
57:14
as in one case where a producer allegedly had broken a cat's porw to
57:18
make it appear unsteady on its feet my [ __ ] God yeah ridiculous
57:23
other scenes that were a source of controversy with the scene of a kitten
57:26
flying off a cliff and a scene of a pug fighting a bear yeah that pug was
57:32
eaten [ __ ] man when you watch the film it's in no way the same animals all the
57:37
way through it is dozens of different animals playing the same characters
57:42
that's terrifying
57:47
yeah directed by masanori hat so it's was a Japanese production yeah I think
57:53
it was I think there you go well now I'm going have to watch this
57:59
and ah all right so next week do we have a
58:06
do we have a jingle for animals killed in Milo and Otis animal
58:11
cruelty specific jingle we definitely need one do you know what's funny all
58:17
right here mhm oh no you can play the jingle what's funny no you can play the
58:21
jingle first Cru makes a good movie
58:29
all right done that all right well um the funny thing is if you go to IMDb and
58:34
you look at cast and crew um Milo is
58:37
credited as played by himself and otus by
58:42
himself right the they named every single puppy and kitten Milo and otus
58:48
yeah yeah well that was depressing yeah
58:54
didn't direct to many fil after that the old uh mesanori
59:00
Hatter no no I mean that is awful but it actually does lead us very nicely to
59:06
this next news article which is oh well all worth it
59:10
then but I think I know where you're
59:13
going yeah uh apparently serial killer and uh death row inmate blanch Taylor
59:20
Moore has requested her final meal be a live kitten because she used to eat them
59:25
as a child and uh she wants to have one last kitten before she dies so I know
59:32
you get to choose your last meal but I mean how does the law work I mean surely
59:39
there's limits to what you can choose from
59:45
right I would assume I mean I would have thought this was not an option this
59:50
can't be true and yet it says here more will be allowed to kill the kitten and
59:55
consume it Ro however is real to prevents yeah maybe
59:59
it's not no throw
1:00:03
inmate kitten last meal now that I look
1:00:07
at this link it is on stupid.com
1:00:12
snope says false hey well that's good news I mean bad news because we always
1:00:19
criticize people that report on false news but we CAU ourselves yeah it was true
1:00:25
apparently stupid spelled spelled St P PID is a
1:00:30
fake News website that does not publish factual articles previous Burger stories
1:00:35
put out by that site include articles about a 14-year-old giving birth to
1:00:38
Jesus oh yeah a mother a mother daughter lesbian relationship and a Neo-Nazi
1:00:44
woman being inseminated with sperm by a black donor oh that would be funny
1:00:49
though that would be funny I mean I'd laugh I'd laugh at
1:00:53
that so oh well unfortunately that well unfortunately that's not true
1:00:58
fortunately it is well fortunately I was believing I was believing the article up
1:01:02
until the point where they said she'll be allowed to do it yeah that's when I
1:01:05
started going oh maybe this needs further research yeah I just want to
1:01:09
talk about serial killers for a sec oh sure and I'm not going to go into too
1:01:14
much detail and I forbid you from Googling this
1:01:18
yourself okay okay but just watch the
1:01:23
Jinx oh okay Min series made for HBO called the Jinx the life and deaths of
1:01:28
Robert Durst there's only six episodes I watch them one a night for Five Nights
1:01:34
two on the last night because I dare you to watch the second last one and not put
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the last one on mhm and it's basically if serial was
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a show and had an ending then it would be
1:01:48
this right okay so just watch it I will
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I mean it's not um it's not like one of those kind of uh kind of you know
1:02:01
American Gothic gruesome serial killer wearing his mother's clothing and
1:02:07
masturbating on corpses kind of serial killer it's much more sophisticated
1:02:11
story you know it's not an ed G or anything like that but it's it's well
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worth it right yeah yeah yeah get into it okay now I'll watch it you mentioned
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it and I uh I looked up I watched the and I thought oh that looks [ __ ]
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awesome it is it is all right shout out to the lovely
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lady who uh who put me onto it and I'd like to I'd like to pass it on
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now should we talk about some video games we haven't talked about video
1:02:42
games in a little bit Yeah well I mean I it's been a while I don't even have a uh
1:02:47
a console over here really it not not at all not at all
1:02:51
so I've not played anything but that's fine because didn't take the Xbox I
1:02:54
didn't take I've actually only turned on my television twice since I've been here
1:02:58
like I've spent barely any time at home they work very hard over here it's it's
1:03:04
it's pretty intense right but I'd love to hear what you guys have been
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playing uh Luke tell me
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about hunt the truth okay well it's not
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actually a game well it's Halo it's Halo so it's about a game it's something I
1:03:20
think they they've done this off the back of cereal because of how popular
1:03:24
that that was right wait what it's very much along the lines of
1:03:30
Serial it's this weekly podcast that they go out and it's about a journalist
1:03:34
who's trying to uncover the truth behind Master Chief John John Halo that is
1:03:40
magnificent but it's fictional obviously yes yes but it sounds so true
1:03:46
so well thought out so maybe it is true it's weird I'm going to give
1:03:53
spoilers in this but deal with it it's what I do yeah I'll be honest I'm
1:03:58
probably not gonna listen to it no because I've read all the books and
1:04:02
everything I know that the all the Spartans were taken as children to
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thrown into training at the ages five and six right well in the first episode
1:04:11
of hunt the truth you're talking to his high school teacher and all this and he
1:04:14
find out it's all he's basically been given a list of people who can interview
1:04:18
by the Office of Naval intelligence right and so and then he starts to
1:04:22
investigate on his own and unravel things and just week by week if find out
1:04:26
a little bit more and it's really interesting and I recommend it okay even
1:04:30
if you're not a big halo fan what if you think Halo is utterly
1:04:37
[ __ ] this is still quite good and interesting even if you don't like the
1:04:40
game you should maybe look at the story all right is it a first person shooter
1:04:44
podcast no interesting each episode goes for about 15 minutes oh okay so it's
1:04:49
short and sweet you know what I need a couple more podcasts that only go for 15
1:04:52
minutes so there's a chance I'll check this out maybe I'll check it out too and it's
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called [ __ ] the truth I just recom yes [ __ ] the truth [ __ ] the truth yeah some
1:05:05
that's what that's what it's been changed to in the spreadsheet
1:05:08
yes about episode six and I think there going to be 12 in
1:05:13
total well I mean that the I only mention it because the listeners aren't
1:05:17
going to get why you're saying that so well the listeners are a bunch
1:05:23
of there I said it Point Fair Point now I'm pretty sure if this next
1:05:30
bit of news I'm the only person who's interested and excited about this oh
1:05:34
maybe Guitar Hero and rock band are coming back this year did they go
1:05:40
away they went away a few years ago really probably been about good four
1:05:44
years since we've had one yeah and it really is a good four
1:05:49
years I I didn't even know it had been that long well I mean they are the same
1:05:54
game always yes so what what's new about
1:05:58
them now both I think both of them are coming back rock band announced it first
1:06:03
and Karo went hey we're going to jump on that bandwagon again that rock bandwagon
1:06:08
yep okay it's not a b a wagon so much as a toour
1:06:12
US yeah got to be a little different this time around right okay rock band
1:06:18
from what all I've seen so far it's going to be exactly the same game Guitar
1:06:22
Hero that is difference only going to be Guitar Hero it's only guitar I thought
1:06:27
Guitar Hero was that's not different no no no but there's no drums no vocals
1:06:32
anything that's not different that's just what it was originally yep but the
1:06:36
guitar is changing but also the way you play it you actually play with a live
1:06:40
band now well that comes to your house what when you're playing you're
1:06:46
basically playing as a as a first person so you're up on stage in front of a live
1:06:51
crowd with your live band members and everyone reacts to how you played the
1:06:56
guitar right right so if you play awfully you get
1:07:00
booed yes right interesting and this time it's by a live
1:07:05
audience and what do you mean a live
1:07:08
audience I mean it's they filmed live a
1:07:13
live it's happening in real time every every person that buys this game they
1:07:17
have to go and find a band and allocate them so that when you play online it's
1:07:22
like all right guys come on he's playing we got to it's like oh I'm actually at
1:07:26
work right now doesn't matter yeah I don't care James hfield get down
1:07:31
here exactly like that okay cool I've pre-ordered both of
1:07:37
them as I would of course you have yeah yeah yeah do they come with new uh
1:07:42
peripherals uh Guitar Hero yes cuz they've actually changed the guitar a
1:07:46
little yeah five buttons in a row there's two rows of three buttons
1:07:52
okay so you go up and down the fretboard that's cool I mean that's probably just
1:07:55
so that you have to buy a new one but where it's rock band they're saying
1:08:01
that everyone all of their instruments will work which I don't know how that's
1:08:05
going to work cuz so it's the same game I didn't think you could connect that to
1:08:09
the new Xbox and Playstation 4 oh yeah oh yeah I don't know how they they're
1:08:14
working that H interesting well I say
1:08:20
interesting it's uh I think it's interesting I'm looking forward to it
1:08:24
well look I mean if you're buying it I won't have to because if I'm ever going
1:08:27
to play it it'll be with you so you can just bring it over yeah so that solves
1:08:32
that problem I mean I mean I don't know uh Jenna was into rock guitar hero and
1:08:37
all that so they're fun games we've got we've got a couple of those lying around
1:08:41
the house uh but see cuz I play guitar and so I find them really frustrating
1:08:46
because you might like the New Guitar Hero well the problem is that if it's
1:08:52
not a guitar and you don't play it the same and in fact on anything but the
1:08:56
most difficult setting you have to play it wrong though I get confused I'm the
1:09:02
same with any games where you have to go out and and kill
1:09:07
people you know yeah no I get confused because I want to play the song but you
1:09:13
don't play the song you have to play what's on the screen and and almost
1:09:16
ignore the song if you know what I mean it's I I yeah I don't I don't enjoy it
1:09:20
so what you're saying is you could just put the Guitar Hero guitar down pick up
1:09:23
a real guitar and actually play the song that's right yeah well not all of them
1:09:28
but uh I mean I would find that because the timing and and thing is the main
1:09:33
issue like the timing like you you don't play it as they play it you play it as
1:09:39
the as the thing comes up screen tells you to yeah anyway I'm sure people know
1:09:44
what I mean and if you don't [ __ ] off Jesus 2 when are they coming back
1:09:51
this year yeah um they're coming back spring this year all
1:09:56
right right um Witch three comes out
1:10:00
later this month so uh I'll be playing
1:10:03
that um on my Xbox One well I don't know how how quickly I'll be getting through
1:10:09
it but I'll definitely be talking about that but um a game that I have played a
1:10:13
little bit of recently is uh Mario Golf World Tour on
1:10:20
uh on the 3DS wow that sounds like a high-end game actually
1:10:26
I for those of you who haven't played the game yet and if you if you play the
1:10:29
demo on the on the 3DS the demo basically just dumps you and you play
1:10:34
through a few holes of golf mhm um so I assume that's what what it would be like
1:10:38
you come up with a menu and then you just play some golf no there's actually
1:10:41
a whole Overworld in it and you play as
1:10:45
your me you your little character on the on the not playing as Mario um if you
1:10:51
just play arcade style you play as Mario or you know Yoshi or any of those guys
1:10:58
princess princess sorry yes if you Luke um you you can do that but if you
1:11:03
actually play the game proper like the the The major portion of the game you go
1:11:08
in it's kind of you as your little me your little character that you create
1:11:11
you walk around and uh you have to go to the various courses and you sign up for
1:11:17
like say a tournament or a championship and as you win one you can move on to
1:11:22
the next course and it seems like the like there's a bunch of them there's
1:11:26
like six or seven of them uh and not only that you earn money in the game
1:11:31
which allows you to buy better clubs and equipment and and clothing that enhances
1:11:36
your abilities and all this kind of stuff it's pretty in-depth it's way more
1:11:41
in depth than I thought it was going to be I thought it was literally just like
1:11:45
you load the game up you choose which character you want to play and then you
1:11:48
hit some Goofy Golf but it's it's actually pretty elaborate interesting so
1:11:54
yeah I was I was impressed and so I I played that on um a number of the
1:11:59
flights when I was overseas cuz cuz [ __ ] flying it's boring yeah I recently had a
1:12:05
flight uh where I just played uh Civ 5 there and back best flight I've ever been
1:12:11
on cool yeah on your laptop yeah Still Loving
1:12:18
sub5 yeah my laptop's not uh not powerful enough to run any of that stuff
1:12:22
so I um but got myself uh the new Macbook
1:12:26
Pro very nice oh maybe one day yeah but yeah the uh I like the
1:12:33
3DS um I don't know it's I still only use it
1:12:38
when we go to conventions oh there are new there are new games for that by the
1:12:42
way oh there haven't checked yeah I haven't got them yet um because um
1:12:45
you're supposed to be able to buy them in a pack and it hasn't given me the
1:12:49
option to do that so okay but there's a new one there's a zombie one and uh what
1:12:54
is the other one um I've completely forgotten what the
1:12:58
other is I will definitely be buying them before we go to Supernova yes yeah
1:13:04
so we've got Supernova coming up and then packs later in the year oh and EB
1:13:06
Expo as well yeah ah [ __ ] EB Expo no don't say that we're trying to get media
1:13:13
passes be nice I'll take that back we will be covering we will be covering EV
1:13:19
Expo thank you eie for the media passes that you're hopefully going to give
1:13:24
us now something I've seen that you're playing that I'm really interested in is
1:13:28
you Murdered Soul Suspect yeah yeah I thought that might interest you have you
1:13:32
played it I played it and finished it okay cool thousand gam score in that
1:13:36
okay we're we're playing through it now um now Murdered Soul Suspect is a game
1:13:41
set in Salem which is a town that I've I've been to several times uh and I like
1:13:46
it's a nice Town nice little town in Massachusetts um and you play a
1:13:53
detective who has been murdered uh on the job and you're trying to find
1:13:58
out who killed you trying to solve the mystery as a ghost and then uh you
1:14:03
wander around Salem and you help other ghosts by solving their Mysteries as
1:14:07
well helping them out to to resolve their unfinished business so that they
1:14:11
can move on um all right that's pretty awesome what's this on this game got
1:14:16
terrible ratings it got terrible reviews terrible and you know what I I I saw it
1:14:20
it was I bought it um uh used uh cuz I was like you know
1:14:26
what cuz I was like you know what [ __ ] it it's a it's a it sounds great to me
1:14:32
and so far it is you know I'm really enjoying it I'm really enjoying it if
1:14:38
you look at the cover it's this detective he's got bullet wounds he's a
1:14:42
cop you think you're buying a shooter okay it's definitely not a shooter that
1:14:46
it's definitely you don't get a gun no in fact I think that's why people were
1:14:50
so got such bad reviews cuz it wasn't the game they thought it was going to be
1:14:54
I was going to say it's more like Alan Wake but it's not even like that there's
1:14:57
even less combat which is good as far as I'm concerned it is it's more like you
1:15:03
have a series of of Investigations you go around you talk to people you collect
1:15:07
evidence and clues and you solve Mysteries and there's very little action
1:15:12
there is some because of there these demons that you have to deal with but
1:15:16
it's so far it's not very complicated and it's not it's not an action game to
1:15:21
so far to me so is this for consoles or is this on Steam
1:15:25
this is on uh I don't know if it's on Steam it's on I've got it on Xbox One
1:15:29
and I know it's on PS4 and I think it's on 360 in that as well yeah right I'm
1:15:34
just loading up steam now I'll have a look for you it might be actually my
1:15:37
only option now but so far I'm really enjoying it and uh I can see why I mean
1:15:43
there's some stuff about it that's a bit annoying because the when you when you part of an
1:15:50
investigation It'll ask you to present the clue that you think the most
1:15:55
evidence for something and sometimes it's a bit wishy-washy right and um and
1:15:59
and I I choose for example something quite specific and then it's like no
1:16:04
that's not it and then you choose the vague option and it's like yep that's
1:16:07
the one it is on Steam hey it is there you go co yeah I was lucky I picked this game
1:16:13
up in a sale for like 10 bucks yeah right I think we paid 25 for it and then
1:16:18
the guy EB actually said to me are you sure you want to buy that really and I
1:16:21
said yep yeah so but yeah I mean so far it's
1:17:25
bit like they said it's set in Salem and and implied that it that it is mapped as
1:17:31
to be Salem but it's not remotely the same so uh I mean it looks like it would
1:17:37
be like the the style and everything is correct it's just it's not the way the
1:17:40
town is I just remembered how y you need to finish this game I think you'll enjoy
1:17:45
the ending all right well I I intend to so yeah it's just cool and then yeah
1:17:52
like I said you go around solve problems you solve ghosts unfinished business you
1:17:56
find Clues as to how other people died it's all very
1:17:59
um all very cool I like it oh can who murdered you that's right you can
1:18:06
possess people um and you can influence them to think about things if you need
1:18:10
information from them so you can kind of influence them and find out stuff uh or
1:18:16
you can uh read their mind or you can make them do stuff is within reason it's
1:18:20
pretty pretty cool I like it when switcher three out
1:18:26
uh 19th of May
1:18:29
crap why I've got a lot of games yeah see a lot of people want to play GTA 5
1:18:36
uh I getting a lot of messages from people saying do you have GTA 5 which I
1:18:39
don't on Xbox one I have your copy on 360
1:18:44
and I mean I'm saving
1:18:48
up money I'm trying not to spend it cuz I just got back from a big trip y so I'm
1:18:55
kind of like well I'll let I can buy one game this month and it's going to be The
1:18:58
Witcher so so I'm sorry I keep saying to people oh maybe you'll get it maybe I'll
1:19:02
get it but I'm not I can't I'm not going to it's not going to happen I don't
1:19:06
think you'd like it GTA 5 well that's the thing I don't think I would either I
1:19:09
think I think I would play the multiplayer and I would probably have
1:19:12
fun but I wouldn't be able to do that very often and it would be a waste of
1:19:16
money and if I want to play it I'll play the 360 version that you've abandoned
1:19:20
here at my house I didn't abandon it I lo you y it's abandoned it's mine now
1:19:25
actually I I I might trade it in actually for The Witcher 3
1:19:30
what yeah you might as well yeah thanks for that yeah exactly yeah what about
1:19:36
rise rise oh I mean that's how I got Murdered Soul Suspect actually funny
1:19:42
should mention that and uh also the um my copy of XCOM that that I borrowed
1:19:48
from you slash you gave me slash it's mine now wait weren't we all
1:19:53
given a copy of XCOM
1:19:58
um is this a different XCOM no Matt got the PC version oh right the PC version
1:20:03
one where they don't
1:20:06
[Laughter]
1:20:12
say yeah we could just beat that yeah and then end there oh you know actually
1:20:15
that was one thing I wanted to talk about briefly do you remember I was
1:20:18
listen to the best of right listen to the remember the time and do you
1:20:23
remember back in the day when we gave [ __ ] and we used to bleep out the swear
1:20:27
words at what point did we decide you know what [ __ ]
1:20:33
it yeah we just don't care anymore and it's like we'll we'll be about
1:20:38
like but is okay yeah but just arbitrarily on the
1:20:45
day I I like you or I would decide that word's okay today yeah that's yeah yeah
1:20:51
sometimes isn't okay but then sometimes is okay yeah that's right so yeah I mean
1:20:57
am I going to beep either of those who knows yeah I mean all you out
1:21:04
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