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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 44 - Kaiju Attack! · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

• 0:10
  JarJim: Hello weary traveler.
• 0:12
  JarJim: I'm not sure what strange magic
• 0:14
  JarJim: must have brought you here, but
• 0:15
  JarJim: you have stepped into a realm of
• 0:17
  JarJim: my creation.
• 0:19
  JarJim: A sprawling city filled with danger and glory.
• 0:22
  JarJim: And most importantly, lots of gold.
• 0:25
  JarJim: I call it Island Dumas.
• 0:28
  JarJim: Who am I?
• 0:28
  JarJim: You might ask?
• 0:30
  JarJim: The name is Jojo and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
• 0:34
  JarJim: Long story short, this group of idiots, or as you may call them
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  JarJim: heroes, made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a
• 0:42
  JarJim: vast trove of gold, but left some of the key details blank,
• 0:47
  JarJim: so I filled them in myself.
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  JarJim: I sent them to this pocket dimension into the city I had
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  JarJim: created with brand new bodies they'd have to attune to.
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  JarJim: Can these fools passed my test
• 1:00
  JarJim: or will they be trapped here
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  JarJim: forever?
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  JarJim: So experience my world of trials
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  JarJim: and tribulations and join
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  JarJim: alongside this posse of pitiful
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  JarJim: people.
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  JarJim: Or as I like to call them, the criminals of Illinois.
• 1:16
  Skyler: Welcome back, everybody, to
• 1:17
  Skyler: another episode of Criminals of
• 1:18
  Skyler: Illinois.
• 1:20
  Skyler: I'm your host and game master, Skyler.
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  Skyler: And joining me today are the usual cast.
• 1:26
  Skyler: We've got Quinn, who plays Little sauce.
• 1:30
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Yeah. That's me.
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  Skyler: We got Marky who's playing sorry.
• 1:34
  Skyler: We've got Dave.
• 1:34
  Skyler: Who's we got Marky playing Dave, who am I?
• 1:37
  Quinn (Lil Sauce): Uh.
• 1:39
  Skyler: That'd be such a fun, like
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  Skyler: campaign to do where we flip
• 1:41
  Skyler: flop, where the characters play
• 1:43
  Skyler: their players.
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  Skyler: I feel like there's something there.
• 1:45
  Skyler: It's weird, but there's something there.
• 1:47
  Skyler: Uh, we've got Jackson, who's playing Diaz.
• 1:50
  Skyler: That's me.
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  Skyler: We've got Fatty Lumpkins.
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  Skyler: Who's playing Kato?
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  Skyler: That's me.
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  Skyler: And finally, we've got Cameron, who is playing Roderick.
• 2:00
  Skyler: I'm over here, way down there.
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  Skyler: And, uh.
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  Skyler: But he's gonna get here eventually.
• 2:05
  Cameron (Rorick): What's that?
• 2:06
  Cameron (Rorick): There's a goblin in the well.
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  Skyler: I'm coming.
• 2:09
  Skyler: Someone said.
• 2:14
  Cameron (Rorick): This is the the horse episode one.
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  Skyler: We can't go back to the father lode.
• 2:21
  Skyler: Still such a good name.
• 2:22
  Skyler: That is a good name.
• 2:23
  Skyler: And back to the father.
• 2:24
  Skyler: Father load would be such a good episode title.
• 2:27
  Skyler: Um, with that being said, we are gonna jump right back into
• 2:30
  Skyler: Criminals of Isla Numis.
• 2:38
  Skyler: All right, guys, when last we
• 2:39
  Skyler: left off, you guys had
• 2:40
  Skyler: successfully or at least
• 2:42
  Skyler: temporarily.
• 2:43
  Jackson (Dez): At least one way to.
• 2:44
  Skyler: Yeah, I would agree with that.
• 2:46
  Skyler: Uh, infiltrated the Maxwell House coffee brand factory.
• 2:51
  Skyler: Not sponsored.
• 2:52
  Skyler: Not sponsored.
• 2:53
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah.
• 2:53
  Skyler: You're right, you're right.
• 2:55
  Skyler: Uh, you guys had successfully broke in?
• 2:56
  Skyler: Well, not broken to somewhat let into for some of you.
• 3:00
  Skyler: Some of you broken let in.
• 3:01
  Skyler: Yeah, I.
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  Cameron (Rorick): Was there on purpose.
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  Skyler: That's true.
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  Skyler: For free.
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  Jackson (Dez): So very fair.
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  Jackson (Dez): The one person who is doing all the illegal actions broken and
• 3:08
  Jackson (Dez): tried to steal.
• 3:08
  Skyler: So that's true.
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  Skyler: Um, to the Maxwell's mansion.
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  Skyler: Uh, Maxwell's being some of the
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  Skyler: leaders of the cult of
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  Skyler: ascendancy, which you guys have
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  Skyler: kind of gotten all mixed up in
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  Skyler: whatever the case, Rurik had a
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  Skyler: long conversation with Cornelia
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  Skyler: Maxwell, one of the owners of
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  Skyler: the mansion, and again, leaders
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  Skyler: of the cult of ascendancy, who
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  Skyler: essentially told him to go home
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  Skyler: and get ready for things to
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  Skyler: come.
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  Skyler: If he's really here to help Droom and essentially work
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  Skyler: towards the goal of their common goal, allegedly, of leaving this
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  Skyler: pocket dimension and going back to the quote unquote greater
• 3:41
  Skyler: plane, then you should go home and prepare for the next day.
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  Skyler: Unfortunately, Kato may have overstepped his bounds in an
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  Skyler: attempt to get some of the fancy soul juice, as it was called,
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  Skyler: that they were.
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  Fatty (Keto): Making him bigger with every dream.
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  Skyler: It was.
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  Skyler: It was making sprout the Chosen one better with every drink.
• 4:01
  Fatty (Keto): The colorful cereal boxes.
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  Skyler: Mhm. It was just too much temptation.
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  Skyler: And Kato had to attempt to get some for himself.
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  Skyler: And unfortunately, he did not.
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  Skyler: And it also sort of jumped the
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  Skyler: alarm for those who were already
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  Skyler: somewhat suspicious of the
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  Skyler: situation.
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  Skyler: And they gave chase.
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  Skyler: Thankfully, everybody was able to make it out alive by the skin
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  Skyler: of their shadows.
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  Skyler: Thanks to Matt Maki and you guys
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  Skyler: raced into the night, headed
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  Skyler: back to Little Source's house to
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  Skyler: rest.
• 4:29
  Skyler: And I'm assuming we all did that.
• 4:31
  Skyler: Yes, we all rested.
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  Skyler: Long rest.
• 4:33
  Skyler: Long rest for the night.
• 4:34
  Jackson (Dez): Did.
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  Skyler: We?
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  Skyler: Well, I'm asking, are you is that what we're doing?
• 4:37
  Jackson (Dez): The thing, the first thing we
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  Jackson (Dez): said after we stopped recording
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  Jackson (Dez): was.
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  Jackson (Dez): Jackson said, Rick just told the people who tried to attack us
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  Jackson (Dez): exactly where we live.
• 4:48
  Skyler: This is a fair point.
• 4:50
  Jackson (Dez): And he probably heard that
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  Jackson (Dez): because Rohrich yelled it
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  Jackson (Dez): because he wasn't fully in the
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  Jackson (Dez): room.
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  Jackson (Dez): So.
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  Skyler: So I guess that's the question.
• 4:58
  Jackson (Dez): Brought it up while we're heading back.
• 5:00
  Skyler: Okay, so you guys are headed back to little Sasa's house.
• 5:02
  Skyler: And yes.
• 5:02
  Cameron (Rorick): Des is concerned.
• 5:03
  Cameron (Rorick): Um, it's showing on his birth face clearly.
• 5:08
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, you've.
• 5:08
  Skyler: Never seen des quite this concerned.
• 5:10
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, des, you look quite concerned.
• 5:14
  Jackson (Dez): I've never seen you such quite concerned.
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  Cameron (Rorick): Des writes on his slate.
• 5:18
  Cameron (Rorick): Um.
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  Jackson (Dez): What you say like we like we put it in.
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  Jackson (Dez): You could use that for past
• 5:24
  Jackson (Dez): episodes, but then it gets rid
• 5:25
  Jackson (Dez): of our really good bits
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  Jackson (Dez): afterwards.
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  Skyler: It's true.
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  Jackson (Dez): So don't.
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  Skyler: Don't, I.
• 5:29
  Jackson (Dez): Won't.
• 5:30
  Cameron (Rorick): And he shows you his, his chalkboard and says, what
• 5:33
  Cameron (Rorick): happens when we die?
• 5:36
  Jackson (Dez): Oh man.
• 5:38
  Skyler: Des is concerned about maybe the right reasons.
• 5:41
  Jackson (Dez): We don't know that yet.
• 5:42
  Jackson (Dez): Des.
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  Cameron (Rorick): He erases.
• 5:45
  Cameron (Rorick): He writes, I'm left handed.
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  Cameron (Rorick): He writes.
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  Cameron (Rorick): Um, I kind of want to find out.
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  Cameron (Rorick): right now.
• 5:51
  Cameron (Rorick): Shakes his head.
• 5:52
  Cameron (Rorick): No.
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  Jackson (Dez): Okay, we'll wait a little bit.
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  Jackson (Dez): I mean, we're probably gonna find out here in like a couple
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  Jackson (Dez): days if they get their plan off.
• 6:00
  Cameron (Rorick): They get they do what?
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  Cameron (Rorick): To their plan.
• 6:02
  Jackson (Dez): They get their plan off.
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  Jackson (Dez): It's just they seemed real hard
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  Jackson (Dez): on for this plan, let me tell
• 6:08
  Jackson (Dez): you.
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  Jackson (Dez): So, hey, I think they were upset, but I cut them short.
• 6:14
  Skyler: So you guys are.
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  Skyler: I mean.
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  Jackson (Dez): Are we just gonna.
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  Skyler: For all intents and purposes, are you guys.
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  Jackson (Dez): Guys just gonna show up tomorrow.
• 6:21
  Cameron (Rorick): With, like, a long rest?
• 6:22
  Jackson (Dez): I mean, sure, I don't care.
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  Jackson (Dez): Let's rest.
• 6:23
  Skyler: Okay, so you guys, I'm.
• 6:24
  Jackson (Dez): Sure this dream guy is more level headed and definitely
• 6:28
  Jackson (Dez): doesn't lead a cult.
• 6:29
  Fatty (Keto): Do you really think that we can do the whole home Alone thing?
• 6:32
  Fatty (Keto): We don't.
• 6:32
  Fatty (Keto): What does Little Salsa's apartment have and what
• 6:35
  Fatty (Keto): engineering degree do we have?
• 6:37
  Jackson (Dez): They probably just burn us alive.
• 6:39
  Skyler: So two of us had a tree.
• 6:40
  Skyler: Has it always been?
• 6:41
  Skyler: It's always been a tree.
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  Skyler: Been a tree.
• 6:42
  Skyler: And there's there's a refrigerated unit underneath a
• 6:45
  Skyler: little Keebler Elf house.
• 6:46
  Skyler: Yes.
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  Skyler: But instead of cookies, they made sauce.
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  Skyler: His family.
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  Skyler: That's true.
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  Skyler: Yeah.
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  Skyler: It has.
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  Skyler: Yeah, a refrigerated basement.
• 6:53
  Skyler: Yeah, yeah.
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  Skyler: Which I still don't really have a good explanation for, but
• 6:56
  Skyler: we're gonna roll with it.
• 6:57
  Skyler: They keep their ingredients.
• 6:58
  Cameron (Rorick): Sauce I've ever bought has
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  Cameron (Rorick): needed to be refrigerated after
• 7:01
  Cameron (Rorick): opening.
• 7:02
  Skyler: That's true.
• 7:02
  Cameron (Rorick): To be fair.
• 7:03
  Skyler: Yep. They have a lot of sauce.
• 7:05
  Skyler: Yeah, it's an enterprise.
• 7:07
  Skyler: Well, how about you?
• 7:08
  Skyler: Uh, you get your, uh, your frog to, I don't know, watch, watch.
• 7:13
  Skyler: Stay guard.
• 7:15
  Skyler: Llamas.
• 7:17
  Skyler: Cause that sounded good.
• 7:21
  Skyler: He gives you he pops a little wiry arm out.
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  Skyler: He just gives you a thumbs up.
• 7:25
  Skyler: It's just a thumbs up.
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  Skyler: Uh, okay, so you guys head back to the tree.
• 7:29
  Skyler: You you set frog outside to kind
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  Skyler: of keep watch over the
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  Skyler: perimeter.
• 7:33
  Skyler: I wanted you, uh.
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  Skyler: Oh. Oh, he does one of those things where he puts a little
• 7:39
  Skyler: wire hand, like, up by his lip.
• 7:40
  Skyler: Uh oh.
• 7:41
  Cameron (Rorick): What happened to my gold frog?
• 7:44
  Skyler: And he reaches into his little pot body and he pulls out just a
• 7:48
  Skyler: little bit of gold.
• 7:49
  Skyler: Gold.
• 7:50
  Cameron (Rorick): That's all I'm willing to bet.
• 7:51
  Skyler: He shrugs and goes.
• 7:53
  Cameron (Rorick): It's okay.
• 7:54
  Cameron (Rorick): We'll try to.
• 7:55
  Skyler: Get hit.
• 7:56
  Cameron (Rorick): Big tomorrow.
• 7:57
  Skyler: Uh, okay, so you guys all go and take your rest so, you know, do
• 8:02
  Skyler: all the normal stuff that would come with that.
• 8:03
  Skyler: You guys are almost surprised
• 8:05
  Skyler: when you wake up the next
• 8:07
  Skyler: morning.
• 8:07
  Skyler: Completely un not dead.
• 8:10
  Skyler: Good.
• 8:11
  Skyler: Nobody seems to have.
• 8:13
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 8:13
  Skyler: Awaited uh, or, or came in the
• 8:15
  Skyler: night to the address that was
• 8:16
  Skyler: described.
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  Skyler: Maybe it was hard to find.
• 8:18
  Skyler: Maybe, maybe, maybe little
• 8:20
  Skyler: source in some amount of
• 8:23
  Skyler: foresight.
• 8:23
  Skyler: Didn't give you the right address.
• 8:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, no. I told them to look the house, not an address.
• 8:28
  Skyler: The. You just told him the house.
• 8:30
  Cameron (Rorick): I said little sources, family house.
• 8:32
  Skyler: Okay, well, obviously we'll have a little sources.
• 8:35
  Skyler: Name is not as household as he would have liked you to believe
• 8:38
  Skyler: when you first met him.
• 8:39
  Skyler: Or maybe they they didn't care.
• 8:41
  Skyler: I don't know, it's hard to say.
• 8:43
  Fatty (Keto): They just haven't come.
• 8:43
  Fatty (Keto): They got their own coffee.
• 8:44
  Cameron (Rorick): They've got bigger problems.
• 8:46
  Skyler: They do have bigger problems.
• 8:47
  Skyler: That is, that is the least, uh, that is the most obvious.
• 8:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Or they didn't tell Jerome.
• 8:53
  Cameron (Rorick): That's probably the most likely thing they forgot.
• 8:56
  Cameron (Rorick): I don't think they forgot.
• 8:57
  Cameron (Rorick): I think they're scared of him.
• 9:01
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh.
• 9:01
  Cameron (Rorick): He might kill him for letting us go.
• 9:04
  Cameron (Rorick): I think we should go talk to Jerome.
• 9:06
  Cameron (Rorick): I don't know where he is.
• 9:07
  Cameron (Rorick): I tried real hard to get that information out of him.
• 9:10
  Cameron (Rorick): We can find him.
• 9:12
  Cameron (Rorick): We can find him.
• 9:13
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm gonna go around town going, Jerome, where's Jerome?
• 9:17
  Cameron (Rorick): Except the hard part is all of his followers call him he or
• 9:21
  Cameron (Rorick): him, and they don't like using his actual name.
• 9:23
  Cameron (Rorick): So.
• 9:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Um. Okay. Um, des wakes up, he goes out the door.
• 9:29
  Cameron (Rorick): Um, he finds the nearest old lady of any race.
• 9:32
  Cameron (Rorick): It doesn't matter.
• 9:33
  Cameron (Rorick): There's old people.
• 9:34
  Skyler: That's right.
• 9:34
  Skyler: There's an old dwarven woman.
• 9:36
  Skyler: Two houses down.
• 9:37
  Skyler: She's outside.
• 9:38
  Skyler: She's got one of those Shih Tzu dogs.
• 9:40
  Skyler: And it's just, it's it's pooping in the yard.
• 9:43
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, okay.
• 9:44
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, des walks up, writes on his slate, and he's.
• 9:47
  Cameron (Rorick): And the slate says.
• 9:48
  Fatty (Keto): She.
• 9:48
  Skyler: Looks nervous.
• 9:51
  Cameron (Rorick): Be not afraid.
• 9:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh.
• 9:54
  Skyler: Like like as you're approaching, like, into her yard.
• 9:58
  Skyler: Or are you, like, on the edge of her fence?
• 10:00
  Cameron (Rorick): On the edge?
• 10:00
  Skyler: Okay, so she's a little bit less nervous, but she's like watching
• 10:03
  Skyler: you and you see like, the slightest amount of shaking.
• 10:06
  Cameron (Rorick): The dog is shaking like crazy.
• 10:07
  Skyler: Yeah. The dog is really the dog is.
• 10:09
  Skyler: And it's like doing that thing where it's half squatted and
• 10:11
  Skyler: it's like side eyeing you.
• 10:13
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay. Um, I, I write on the
• 10:15
  Cameron (Rorick): slate and the slate says, uh, do
• 10:18
  Cameron (Rorick): you know where we can find
• 10:19
  Cameron (Rorick): Droom?
• 10:21
  Cameron (Rorick): He slash him.
• 10:22
  Skyler: She, uh, she just shakes her
• 10:23
  Skyler: head quickly back and forth to
• 10:26
  Skyler: say, no.
• 10:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Des erases everything, and he writes again.
• 10:30
  Cameron (Rorick): He goes, um, is everything okay?
• 10:32
  Cameron (Rorick): And he, like, light bulb goes off visually on his face.
• 10:37
  Cameron (Rorick): He goes, uh, erases again.
• 10:39
  Cameron (Rorick): He goes, I can't speak why I'm writing.
• 10:42
  Skyler: She says.
• 10:44
  Jackson (Dez): I don't know you.
• 10:47
  Skyler: That's my purse.
• 10:50
  Jackson (Dez): Don't hurt my dog.
• 10:51
  Jackson (Dez): I don't know no, drew.
• 10:53
  Cameron (Rorick): All right.
• 10:54
  Cameron (Rorick): Does pockets his chalkboard.
• 10:57
  Cameron (Rorick): Puts his hands in his pockets and kicks a rock and walks.
• 11:02
  Skyler: As you are making.
• 11:04
  Skyler: What are the rest of you getting up like?
• 11:06
  Skyler: Just to like, quick, quick, easy.
• 11:08
  Cameron (Rorick): Can I go on my coffee run?
• 11:10
  Skyler: Uh, yeah.
• 11:10
  Skyler: Well, I'm gonna get to that.
• 11:11
  Skyler: Actually, I had that pre-planned.
• 11:12
  Cameron (Rorick): I like my coffee run.
• 11:13
  Skyler: So all of you guys are getting up, and you're stepping out the
• 11:17
  Skyler: door shortly after.
• 11:18
  Skyler: Des is kind of making his way back.
• 11:19
  Skyler: You're stepping out the door.
• 11:21
  Skyler: And just as this is happening,
• 11:22
  Skyler: you guys feel the ground beneath
• 11:25
  Skyler: you shake.
• 11:31
  Skyler: You hear in the distance this
• 11:33
  Skyler: not too far off distance, mind
• 11:34
  Skyler: you.
• 11:35
  Skyler: Maybe, maybe a few blocks away
• 11:36
  Skyler: you hear screaming and shouting
• 11:39
  Skyler: And you look in that direction,
• 11:42
  Skyler: which is the, I would say, the
• 11:43
  Skyler: opposite direction from which
• 11:45
  Skyler: des had gone to go talk to this
• 11:47
  Skyler: old lady.
• 11:47
  Skyler: So you're actually facing that on your way back.
• 11:49
  Skyler: You look out, um, over the tops of the, the houses and buildings
• 11:54
  Skyler: in the, this medium ville district, you see what looks
• 11:59
  Skyler: like a massive snake like head that looks almost exactly like
• 12:07
  Skyler: the mitosis asaurus that you guys had fought previously.
• 12:14
  Skyler: You see it like moving, like it's like it's smacking down
• 12:18
  Skyler: into the ground, snatching up people and kind of moving
• 12:22
  Skyler: towards your direction.
• 12:23
  Jackson (Dez): Oh no.
• 12:24
  Cameron (Rorick): I think I gotta.
• 12:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Put the coffee run on a hold.
• 12:27
  Skyler: I hate doing this kind of thing before I had my caffeine.
• 12:32
  Cameron (Rorick): Don't they know.
• 12:32
  Jackson (Dez): Not to talk to me before I've had my coffee?
• 12:35
  Jackson (Dez): Don't they know not.
• 12:36
  Skyler: To destroy.
• 12:36
  Jackson (Dez): My.
• 12:37
  Cameron (Rorick): City?
• 12:37
  Cameron (Rorick): There's a giant snake out here.
• 12:40
  Cameron (Rorick): It's making stomping noises, which makes no sense considering
• 12:43
  Cameron (Rorick): its lack of legs.
• 12:45
  Cameron (Rorick): It's like doing the inchworm thing where it goes jump and
• 12:48
  Cameron (Rorick): it's jumping giant.
• 12:52
  Skyler: Or like the the big sandworms from Beetlejuice.
• 12:56
  Cameron (Rorick): Wonder if this one can talk.
• 12:58
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh.
• 12:58
  Jackson (Dez): Mikey comes, hears these
• 13:00
  Jackson (Dez): pounding steps or movement and
• 13:04
  Jackson (Dez): he comes up from the
• 13:05
  Jackson (Dez): refrigerated basement.
• 13:07
  Jackson (Dez): He brushes some, uh, ash off of his cloak and, uh, secretes a a
• 13:14
  Jackson (Dez): glass jar into his cloak.
• 13:16
  Cameron (Rorick): Secretes.
• 13:17
  Cameron (Rorick): He secretes the glass.
• 13:18
  Jackson (Dez): Yes. He he.
• 13:19
  Fatty (Keto): Oh.
• 13:20
  Skyler: Secrets.
• 13:20
  Jackson (Dez): He. Yeah. That's right.
• 13:23
  Cameron (Rorick): I was like, hang on a second.
• 13:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Whoa!
• 13:25
  Cameron (Rorick): This magic power he has.
• 13:29
  Jackson (Dez): What's the word?
• 13:30
  Jackson (Dez): Uh, he hides stashes.
• 13:35
  Cameron (Rorick): You do have cloacas.
• 13:37
  Skyler: Oh, that is true.
• 13:38
  Fatty (Keto): Yes.
• 13:39
  Skyler: The cloaca.
• 13:40
  Jackson (Dez): Yes. Hey, yo.
• 13:41
  Cameron (Rorick): Prison pocket.
• 13:43
  Jackson (Dez): Perhaps Mikey got up earlier and was working on something.
• 13:47
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh.
• 13:48
  Skyler: The homunculus.
• 13:50
  Cameron (Rorick): Monkey.
• 13:51
  Skyler: I like it, okay.
• 13:52
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 13:53
  Skyler: Okay, so you guys.
• 13:55
  Cameron (Rorick): Wanted extra coffee?
• 13:57
  Skyler: I think all of you guys step outside and you see this thing
• 14:00
  Skyler: slowly coming closer and closer.
• 14:03
  Cameron (Rorick): Does it look friendly?
• 14:04
  Skyler: No.
• 14:05
  Jackson (Dez): What in the planes is that?
• 14:07
  Cameron (Rorick): Hey, we killed that a couple days ago.
• 14:10
  Cameron (Rorick): This writes on his chalkboard.
• 14:12
  Cameron (Rorick): I bet that's Jerome.
• 14:13
  Jackson (Dez): Maybe.
• 14:15
  Cameron (Rorick): But wouldn't that mean we fought Dru a couple days ago?
• 14:18
  Cameron (Rorick): Wait, didn't we give that thing to Ferris Shadowcaster?
• 14:21
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah. We did.
• 14:23
  Fatty (Keto): Oh. We don't.
• 14:23
  Fatty (Keto): We have a way to call him.
• 14:24
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah.
• 14:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Here. I throw his business card on the ground, and I go, monkey,
• 14:29
  Cameron (Rorick): summon him quick.
• 14:30
  Cameron (Rorick): He might be able to stop this.
• 14:32
  Jackson (Dez): I use the the shadow from the
• 14:36
  Jackson (Dez): tree branch and like, uh, try to
• 14:38
  Jackson (Dez): use it.
• 14:38
  Cameron (Rorick): Are you just.
• 14:39
  Skyler: Holding it underneath?
• 14:41
  Skyler: I gotta conserve my shadow.
• 14:42
  Jackson (Dez): Magic.
• 14:43
  Jackson (Dez): Clever.
• 14:44
  Skyler: Um, you hold it underneath and you hear a voice come from the
• 14:50
  Skyler: card and it says, hello.
• 14:52
  Skyler: I'm sorry, but various shadowcaster is unable to come
• 14:55
  Skyler: to the card right now.
• 14:56
  Skyler: Please leave your name and message after the whoosh.
• 15:01
  Skyler: And then you hear a virus.
• 15:04
  Cameron (Rorick): It's. It's Warwick, your third best friend.
• 15:07
  Cameron (Rorick): We really need you.
• 15:09
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, because that monster that we gave you a couple days back is
• 15:13
  Cameron (Rorick): showed up and it looks angry.
• 15:17
  Cameron (Rorick): Help, please.
• 15:20
  Cameron (Rorick): Love you.
• 15:21
  Cameron (Rorick): And I hang up.
• 15:22
  Cameron (Rorick): I pick up the card.
• 15:23
  Fatty (Keto): Yes.
• 15:24
  Skyler: Okay.
• 15:24
  Cameron (Rorick): And then I set the card back down and go do it again.
• 15:28
  Jackson (Dez): And maybe he's on do Not disturb.
• 15:30
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh.
• 15:30
  Skyler: The voice mailbox.
• 15:32
  Skyler: Of the person you are trying to reach is.
• 15:34
  Skyler: Full.
• 15:35
  Cameron (Rorick): He has one voicemail slot.
• 15:37
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh no. Hopefully my message was good enough.
• 15:40
  Cameron (Rorick): He didn't let me edit it.
• 15:42
  Skyler: They never do.
• 15:43
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay, well, do you guys see him
• 15:46
  Cameron (Rorick): on the monster I roll
• 15:48
  Cameron (Rorick): perception.
• 15:48
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh. Des makes binoculars with his hands.
• 15:51
  Cameron (Rorick): I rolled a natural twenty.
• 15:54
  Skyler: You do not see him on the monster?
• 15:56
  Cameron (Rorick): Fair enough.
• 15:57
  Cameron (Rorick): Is it the same monster?
• 15:58
  Skyler: But you do see on a building
• 16:01
  Skyler: nearby, a dark, shadowy figure
• 16:05
  Skyler: who seems to be observing the
• 16:07
  Skyler: monster.
• 16:08
  Cameron (Rorick): I see him, and I point at bears on the top of the building.
• 16:13
  Cameron (Rorick): Hey, Ferris.
• 16:15
  Cameron (Rorick): Ferris.
• 16:16
  Skyler: You're a what?
• 16:18
  Skyler: He's a few blocks off.
• 16:19
  Skyler: He doesn't seem to notice.
• 16:20
  Cameron (Rorick): I think he can't hear us.
• 16:22
  Cameron (Rorick): Does des right.
• 16:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, he definitely can't read that from.
• 16:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, that's for me.
• 16:26
  Cameron (Rorick): Let's go get him.
• 16:28
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay. I like that plan.
• 16:29
  Skyler: All right, you guys rush towards this giant monstrosity.
• 16:33
  Cameron (Rorick): Maybe not rushed towards the monstrosity.
• 16:35
  Cameron (Rorick): Maybe around.
• 16:36
  Skyler: It. Okay, okay.
• 16:36
  Cameron (Rorick): To various.
• 16:37
  Skyler: So he okay, so yes, you rush
• 16:39
  Skyler: around and he is on top of a
• 16:41
  Skyler: building.
• 16:42
  Cameron (Rorick): Cool.
• 16:42
  Cameron (Rorick): We just jump on buildings.
• 16:44
  Cameron (Rorick): Are they all next to each other?
• 16:45
  Cameron (Rorick): You did say this place is pretty connected.
• 16:47
  Skyler: You want to you want to like Batman, Ninja Turtle, this.
• 16:50
  Fatty (Keto): I was thinking more of Aladdin.
• 16:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, and Aladdin Street.
• 16:54
  Skyler: One step in front of it.
• 16:55
  Skyler: Nice.
• 16:55
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 16:56
  Skyler: Absolutely.
• 16:57
  Skyler: Uh, you guys climb up at least one of the buildings and start
• 17:00
  Skyler: making your way over.
• 17:02
  Skyler: And as you approach, I think he
• 17:04
  Skyler: notices you out of the corner of
• 17:05
  Skyler: his eye.
• 17:05
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm waving my hand at him.
• 17:07
  Cameron (Rorick): Go!
• 17:07
  Cameron (Rorick): Hey, Farris.
• 17:08
  Cameron (Rorick): Hey, Farris.
• 17:10
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm doctor.
• 17:11
  Cameron (Rorick): Was.
• 17:11
  Fatty (Keto): Are we sure that's Farris?
• 17:13
  Skyler: Uh, as you approach, the closer you get, you definitely realize
• 17:16
  Skyler: this is Ferris.
• 17:17
  Cameron (Rorick): Hey. We wanted to talk to you.
• 17:19
  Skyler: You five?
• 17:21
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Cameron (Rorick): Did you make this guy?
• 17:23
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 17:24
  Skyler: Oh, yes.
• 17:25
  Skyler: You notice?
• 17:26
  Cameron (Rorick): Pretty cool.
• 17:27
  Skyler: Yeah. Thank you.
• 17:28
  Skyler: Yes. Uh, did you notice the extra features?
• 17:30
  Skyler: And as you turn to look, you notice that not only does it
• 17:33
  Skyler: have the one sort of serpentine head in front, but the many
• 17:37
  Skyler: other heads that it has instead of a draconic head on the end of
• 17:40
  Skyler: it, it's a giant hawk like head.
• 17:43
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, it's all the heads.
• 17:44
  Skyler: And you see that instead of the like in the center of all of
• 17:48
  Skyler: this, it has a more like slightly bipedal body.
• 17:51
  Skyler: And it has like a six pack of abs in the center core.
• 17:57
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, you combine the, the snake thing with king fatness.
• 18:01
  Speaker 14: I did, yes.
• 18:03
  Skyler: It's a bit of.
• 18:04
  Skyler: A hobby.
• 18:05
  Skyler: Of mine dealing.
• 18:06
  Skyler: With giant monsters.
• 18:07
  Skyler: Mixing them together and creating incredible monstrosity.
• 18:11
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, so what's your goal here?
• 18:13
  Skyler: Oh, just cause.
• 18:15
  Skyler: As much.
• 18:15
  Skyler: Destruction as mayhem as humanly possible.
• 18:19
  Skyler: Or I guess monstrously possible.
• 18:21
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. Dead. Des writes on on his chalkboard.
• 18:24
  Cameron (Rorick): He goes, do you work for Droom?
• 18:26
  Cameron (Rorick): He slash him?
• 18:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, we're looking for him.
• 18:28
  Cameron (Rorick): Well slash him.
• 18:29
  Cameron (Rorick): So he slash him.
• 18:31
  Cameron (Rorick): Sorry.
• 18:32
  Skyler: Well, yes.
• 18:33
  Skyler: More or less.
• 18:33
  Skyler: I technically work directly
• 18:35
  Skyler: with, uh, my good friend
• 18:36
  Skyler: Aurelia.
• 18:37
  Skyler: She, uh, she works directly with Droon.
• 18:40
  Skyler: But I don't like to consider myself an underling.
• 18:42
  JarJim: Who.
• 18:42
  Cameron (Rorick): I met last night.
• 18:43
  Skyler: I don't know what you do at night.
• 18:45
  Fatty (Keto): I'm sorry.
• 18:46
  Fatty (Keto): I wasn't really there.
• 18:47
  Cameron (Rorick): What's her.
• 18:48
  Jackson (Dez): Last name?
• 18:48
  Jackson (Dez): Octavia was the one drawing a bear.
• 18:51
  Cameron (Rorick): Octavia. There was a Cornelia Maxwell.
• 18:54
  Cameron (Rorick): And then.
• 18:54
  Cameron (Rorick): Are you.
• 18:54
  Skyler: Saying this.
• 18:55
  Cameron (Rorick): Out loud?
• 18:55
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 18:56
  Fatty (Keto): Oh, she.
• 18:56
  Skyler: Works very closely with Cornelia.
• 18:58
  Cameron (Rorick): I think I met an Aurelia, I think that was the other.
• 19:01
  Cameron (Rorick): Was that deep red hair?
• 19:02
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:03
  Cameron (Rorick): Wizardly kill me on sight.
• 19:05
  Skyler: Oh, yes.
• 19:06
  Skyler: She told me about it.
• 19:08
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, she.
• 19:08
  Cameron (Rorick): About me?
• 19:09
  Skyler: Yeah, she said that.
• 19:10
  Cameron (Rorick): Described a very good looking goblin who's a little
• 19:13
  Cameron (Rorick): charismatic, a little dumb.
• 19:16
  Skyler: She said, be on the lookout for
• 19:17
  Skyler: some of the pretenders, avatars,
• 19:21
  Skyler: agents.
• 19:22
  Skyler: She's the term kind of interchangeably.
• 19:24
  Skyler: She said that one was probably a goblin.
• 19:26
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 19:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Didn't mention the good looking.
• 19:29
  Skyler: She didn't mention that.
• 19:30
  Skyler: I'm sorry.
• 19:31
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 19:31
  Skyler: I'm sorry.
• 19:32
  Cameron (Rorick): Can't win, you know.
• 19:33
  Cameron (Rorick): Anyways, uh, well, you know, we're we're on your side.
• 19:37
  Cameron (Rorick): We gave you the stuff, so I'm.
• 19:38
  Skyler: Kind of on this.
• 19:39
  Cameron (Rorick): Side. Oh, I'm on their side, too.
• 19:40
  Cameron (Rorick): We all want to get out of here together, right?
• 19:43
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 19:43
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 19:44
  Skyler: Yes.
• 19:45
  Cameron (Rorick): So, do you know Jrheum?
• 19:46
  Cameron (Rorick): Because we need to talk to him.
• 19:47
  Skyler: I don't have a direct line to him.
• 19:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Were you sent here to attack us?
• 19:54
  Skyler: No, I'm just watching.
• 19:55
  Skyler: Oh, this is my masterpiece, after all.
• 19:57
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh, what's it supposed to be doing?
• 19:58
  Skyler: Just smashing stuff.
• 20:00
  Skyler: Just killing people.
• 20:02
  Cameron (Rorick): Is this part of the.
• 20:03
  Skyler: Oh, absolutely.
• 20:05
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh.
• 20:05
  Cameron (Rorick): How so?
• 20:06
  Skyler: It just causes mass destruction and chaos.
• 20:08
  Skyler: It's just.
• 20:08
  Skyler: It's it's very common.
• 20:09
  Cameron (Rorick): How's this part of the plan.
• 20:10
  Cameron (Rorick): That des writes on his whiteboard?
• 20:12
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh. Blood sacrifices.
• 20:14
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 20:14
  Skyler: No, we already essentially did those.
• 20:16
  Skyler: No, he's just he's just here to cause mayhem and, uh.
• 20:20
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 20:20
  Skyler: So, um.
• 20:21
  Skyler: Yeah, this is, uh, this is kind of awkward.
• 20:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Not really.
• 20:25
  Cameron (Rorick): It's just a couple bros just hanging out.
• 20:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Desperate times.
• 20:28
  Cameron (Rorick): Chalkboard.
• 20:28
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh, this seems to be not typical of cult activity.
• 20:34
  Skyler: How so?
• 20:35
  Cameron (Rorick): Desert races.
• 20:36
  Cameron (Rorick): Usually actions have purpose.
• 20:39
  Skyler: Oh. It does.
• 20:40
  Skyler: I'm just not really at liberty to say.
• 20:42
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh. We're friends.
• 20:43
  Cameron (Rorick): We brought him up.
• 20:44
  Cameron (Rorick): We brought him the monster.
• 20:46
  Cameron (Rorick): Both of.
• 20:46
  Cameron (Rorick): Them actually told him all the ones he's using.
• 20:48
  Cameron (Rorick): Helped.
• 20:49
  Cameron (Rorick): You?
• 20:49
  Skyler: I like to think of it more.
• 20:51
  Cameron (Rorick): We scratched your back twice.
• 20:53
  Cameron (Rorick): You can scratch ours twice.
• 20:55
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 20:56
  Skyler: Two key points here that I'd like to establish.
• 20:57
  Skyler: One is that I did pay you for them.
• 21:00
  Skyler: So I like to think that our transaction is already complete.
• 21:03
  Skyler: And the second thing is I saw it.
• 21:06
  Skyler: And don't be offended by this, please.
• 21:08
  Skyler: I assure you I saw it a bit more as like pawns.
• 21:12
  Cameron (Rorick): That's hurtful.
• 21:13
  Cameron (Rorick): Cuts deep.
• 21:14
  Cameron (Rorick): Man.
• 21:14
  Skyler: I'm very sorry.
• 21:15
  Cameron (Rorick): But, uh, how about this?
• 21:17
  Cameron (Rorick): We're more than pawns.
• 21:19
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm sure that.
• 21:20
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm at least a rook.
• 21:21
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
• 21:23
  Cameron (Rorick): I go a lot of directions, Queen.
• 21:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Even des.
• 21:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Des is.
• 21:28
  Cameron (Rorick): A drag queen.
• 21:29
  Cameron (Rorick): Even.
• 21:30
  Skyler: Well, you know, I blame myself
• 21:36
  Skyler: for making this as kind of
• 21:38
  Skyler: awkward.
• 21:38
  Skyler: I really didn't expect you guys
• 21:40
  Skyler: to be here for this, and it kind
• 21:43
  Skyler: of.
• 21:43
  Skyler: And again, don't take this the wrong way.
• 21:45
  Skyler: It just kind of ruins the vibes of being able to watch this.
• 21:48
  Skyler: So I think I'm gonna head out
• 21:50
  Skyler: and, uh, I guess I'll see you
• 21:52
  Skyler: guys later.
• 21:53
  Skyler: Unless, of course, this thing deals with you.
• 21:55
  Cameron (Rorick): Answer our questions.
• 21:57
  Skyler: Oh, no.
• 21:57
  Cameron (Rorick): Not really.
• 21:58
  Cameron (Rorick): Why not?
• 21:59
  Skyler: I'm not in the mood anyway.
• 22:00
  Skyler: Um, I've got a big event to get to.
• 22:03
  Skyler: Oh. You'll see.
• 22:04
  Skyler: And with that, he casts another, opens another shadow portal and
• 22:08
  Skyler: just kind of steps back.
• 22:09
  Fatty (Keto): Into.
• 22:09
  Skyler: It. He disappears, and as he
• 22:16
  Skyler: does, you guys feel the building
• 22:18
  Skyler: that you're standing on start to
• 22:19
  Skyler: Or rock violently as the giant
• 22:24
  Skyler: monstrosity starts to kind of
• 22:26
  Skyler: slammed.
• 22:28
  Skyler: You see a handful of individuals
• 22:32
  Skyler: come flying down on like zip
• 22:34
  Skyler: line type things, uh, taking a
• 22:37
  Skyler: couple of spots on the
• 22:38
  Skyler: buildings.
• 22:39
  Skyler: One of them even lands next to you.
• 22:40
  Skyler: It's a gnome.
• 22:41
  Skyler: He's a rock gnome.
• 22:43
  Skyler: And he lands next to you, and he pulls out a crossbow, and he
• 22:46
  Skyler: starts pointing it at the giant monster, which I guess it really
• 22:49
  Skyler: isn't hard to aim at it.
• 22:50
  Skyler: And he just takes a shot.
• 22:52
  Skyler: He goes into the monster.
• 22:54
  Skyler: Um, it turns towards or one of the heads turns towards him and
• 22:57
  Skyler: starts lunging out.
• 22:59
  Skyler: You see, the other ones are also
• 23:00
  Skyler: kind of like hitting different
• 23:02
  Skyler: buildings.
• 23:02
  Skyler: Uh, some of them like just kind
• 23:04
  Skyler: of hanging off the side,
• 23:05
  Skyler: shooting at it, looking like,
• 23:07
  Skyler: uh, some kind of attack on Titan
• 23:08
  Skyler: situation, uh, some of them on
• 23:11
  Skyler: the buildings.
• 23:11
  Skyler: And you see even a couple on the ground are like rushing right up
• 23:16
  Skyler: to like its lower sort of either legs or sort of the technically
• 23:20
  Skyler: like tentacle like protrusions that it has down there.
• 23:24
  Skyler: And they're just jumping up
• 23:25
  Skyler: there with swords and stabbing
• 23:26
  Skyler: into it.
• 23:28
  Cameron (Rorick): Des is just kind of watch it.
• 23:30
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, I am too.
• 23:31
  Cameron (Rorick): He's got a sign on his board
• 23:32
  Cameron (Rorick): that says that's Droom he slash
• 23:34
  Cameron (Rorick): him?
• 23:34
  Cameron (Rorick): That's that's Droom, who's Droom?
• 23:38
  Cameron (Rorick): Lizard boy said the big lizard thing.
• 23:39
  Cameron (Rorick): I don't think that's what that at the moment.
• 23:41
  Cameron (Rorick): That's what that's oh, that's a okay.
• 23:43
  Skyler: The the little rocket that landed on your rooftop.
• 23:46
  Skyler: He turns to you guys and he says.
• 23:47
  Cameron (Rorick): I.
• 23:47
  Speaker 15: Don't know who you guys are, but, uh, you better get
• 23:49
  Speaker 15: yourselves to some safety.
• 23:51
  Cameron (Rorick): Hey, I'm Rick.
• 23:52
  Speaker 15: It's nice to meet you.
• 23:53
  Speaker 15: Uh, we got a bit of a situation here.
• 23:56
  Speaker 15: My name is Bailey.
• 23:57
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh. Hi, Bailey.
• 23:58
  Speaker 15: Nice to meet you.
• 23:59
  Speaker 15: I bet you are.
• 24:00
  Speaker 15: You guys get better.
• 24:01
  Speaker 15: Get get yourself to safety,
• 24:02
  Speaker 15: because this is a big, big,
• 24:03
  Speaker 15: nasty monster.
• 24:05
  Speaker 15: Oh, well, I've.
• 24:05
  Cameron (Rorick): Got myself a situation.
• 24:07
  Cameron (Rorick): Bailey.
• 24:08
  Speaker 15: Uh, okay.
• 24:09
  Speaker 15: I hope that that situation gets
• 24:10
  Speaker 15: you out of here because it's not
• 24:11
  Speaker 15: safe.
• 24:12
  Cameron (Rorick): Des points to his sign, and then at the monster, we need to know
• 24:14
  Cameron (Rorick): who drew him.
• 24:15
  Cameron (Rorick): Is, I don't know.
• 24:16
  Speaker 15: I don't know that guy.
• 24:16
  Speaker 15: I'm just.
• 24:17
  Speaker 15: Look, we're just a mercenaries guild.
• 24:19
  Speaker 15: We're here to deal with giant monsters.
• 24:22
  Skyler: So. And he turns around and he's
• 24:23
  Skyler: he's he was reloading a crossbow
• 24:25
  Skyler: bolt while he was talking to you
• 24:26
  Skyler: guys.
• 24:26
  Skyler: He turns around.
• 24:27
  Skyler: He fires the crossbow bolt at.
• 24:29
  Cameron (Rorick): AIM for the eyes.
• 24:30
  Speaker 15: You don't think I know what I'm doing?
• 24:32
  Speaker 15: I know what I'm doing.
• 24:32
  Speaker 15: I know it.
• 24:33
  Cameron (Rorick): Well. We were the.
• 24:33
  Cameron (Rorick): We killed this thing the first time it showed up.
• 24:36
  Speaker 15: Oh, you guys went over or the
• 24:37
  Speaker 15: the blood ball stadium,
• 24:38
  Speaker 15: whatever.
• 24:39
  Speaker 15: Oh, you want to help?
• 24:40
  Cameron (Rorick): We're not getting paid to kill it this time.
• 24:42
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 24:42
  Speaker 15: We are.
• 24:43
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah. We'll get out of here.
• 24:45
  Cameron (Rorick): Your hair.
• 24:46
  Cameron (Rorick): Bailey.
• 24:46
  Speaker 15: Oh, okay.
• 24:47
  Speaker 15: Sounds good.
• 24:47
  Cameron (Rorick): He's bald. Oh. Dang it.
• 24:50
  Cameron (Rorick): I always make those faux pas faux pas.
• 24:52
  Cameron (Rorick): How do I know this word?
• 24:56
  Cameron (Rorick): Who am I?
• 24:58
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm gonna.
• 24:58
  Skyler: Need all of you guys to make a dexterity saving throw.
• 25:03
  Jackson (Dez): Of eleven if we all roll that.
• 25:06
  Fatty (Keto): seven.
• 25:07
  Skyler: All right, so Lil Sauce got an added twenty.
• 25:10
  Skyler: We got Kaito got a seven.
• 25:11
  Skyler: Rourke got a eleven mochi.
• 25:14
  Skyler: What did you get.
• 25:15
  Jackson (Dez): A five.
• 25:16
  Skyler: five?
• 25:16
  Skyler: Wow. Okay. Des.
• 25:17
  Jackson (Dez): Des has a dirty twenty.
• 25:19
  Skyler: Dirty twenty.
• 25:19
  Skyler: Okay, des.
• 25:20
  Skyler: And little sauce leap off the building just as it starts to
• 25:24
  Skyler: crumble beneath your feet.
• 25:25
  Speaker 15: I use my wings.
• 25:26
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 25:27
  Jackson (Dez): I've never attempted to use.
• 25:29
  Skyler: They don't work for flying, but they do work for a nice gliding.
• 25:34
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 25:34
  Skyler: Glide over to the next rooftop.
• 25:36
  Skyler: The rest of you guys that did not make the save fall with the
• 25:40
  Skyler: building as it starts to collapse, trying desperately to
• 25:44
  Skyler: grab onto chunks of remaining, uh, structure as the whole thing
• 25:49
  Skyler: falls and topples to the ground.
• 25:50
  Skyler: You guys are on the ground.
• 25:52
  Skyler: You take twenty four points of damage.
• 25:54
  Fatty (Keto): What?
• 25:54
  Jackson (Dez): I was gonna cast feather.
• 25:55
  Skyler: Fall.
• 25:56
  Jackson (Dez): On all of us ever falling.
• 25:58
  Cameron (Rorick): Which is up to five.
• 25:58
  Cameron (Rorick): So I was also going to cast it
• 26:00
  Cameron (Rorick): on Bailey since I saw these two
• 26:02
  Cameron (Rorick): flying away.
• 26:03
  Cameron (Rorick): Perfect.
• 26:04
  Skyler: Sure, Bailey.
• 26:05
  Skyler: As he's falling, he slows down.
• 26:08
  Skyler: He looks a little confused, and he looks over at you guys.
• 26:11
  Cameron (Rorick): I give him a wink.
• 26:12
  Skyler: As you guys are all, like,
• 26:13
  Skyler: floating slowly towards the
• 26:15
  Skyler: ground.
• 26:15
  Skyler: And he just like kind of gives you a thumbs up back.
• 26:18
  Skyler: And then he goes, he holds up one finger like, watch this.
• 26:21
  Skyler: And you see he's got this like grappling hook strapped to his
• 26:25
  Skyler: side and he fires it out and it just catches onto the building
• 26:29
  Skyler: and he swings into it.
• 26:32
  Skyler: And as he does, he's reloading his crossbow.
• 26:34
  Skyler: And he points it over at the giant monster and shoots a shot.
• 26:38
  Skyler: And then he looks back over and
• 26:39
  Skyler: he just gives you another thumbs
• 26:40
  Skyler: up.
• 26:41
  Cameron (Rorick): That's a cool guy.
• 26:42
  Jackson (Dez): Does feather falling slow your vertical movement if you're no.
• 26:46
  Skyler: Oh does it not horizontal.
• 26:48
  Cameron (Rorick): And it also just slows your
• 26:49
  Cameron (Rorick): movement right before you hit
• 26:50
  Cameron (Rorick): the ground.
• 26:51
  Jackson (Dez): Really?
• 26:52
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah.
• 26:52
  Skyler: Let's add some cool flavor.
• 26:54
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah. I mean, I think slowly falling is a much I.
• 26:57
  Cameron (Rorick): Always pictured it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 15: I like to think you have.
• 26:59
  Skyler: Some amount of.
• 27:00
  Cameron (Rorick): Control as you just slowly fall.
• 27:01
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 27:02
  Cameron (Rorick): When I, I learned someone else
• 27:03
  Cameron (Rorick): explaining it when I reread it,
• 27:05
  Cameron (Rorick): it's basically you fall your
• 27:07
  Cameron (Rorick): full speed, you fall at a rate
• 27:09
  Cameron (Rorick): of descent that slows to sixty
• 27:11
  Cameron (Rorick): feet per round until the spell
• 27:12
  Cameron (Rorick): ends, and then it takes no
• 27:14
  Cameron (Rorick): falling damage when it gets to
• 27:16
  Cameron (Rorick): the ground.
• 27:16
  Cameron (Rorick): So basically, I imagine you just
• 27:18
  Cameron (Rorick): fall at basically a normal
• 27:19
  Cameron (Rorick): falling speed and right before
• 27:20
  Cameron (Rorick): you hit the ground, it just goes
• 27:21
  Cameron (Rorick): like that.
• 27:22
  Jackson (Dez): Seen in the Spy Kids movie.
• 27:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, basically.
• 27:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 27:25
  Skyler: Well, it says sixty feet per second.
• 27:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 27:27
  Skyler: We'll, uh, we'll flavor it to say that you guys fall in a
• 27:30
  Skyler: little bit of a slow mo.
• 27:31
  Skyler: At least you could do that.
• 27:32
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 27:32
  Skyler: Because this is your world.
• 27:33
  Skyler: You could just make it cool just to make it cool.
• 27:37
  Skyler: So he does all that.
• 27:37
  Skyler: All right, so you guys are on
• 27:38
  Skyler: the ground not taking the twenty
• 27:40
  Skyler: four points of damage, you
• 27:41
  Skyler: little sauce.
• 27:42
  Skyler: And des, you guys are still up on the heights of the buildings.
• 27:45
  Skyler: Uh, what is everybody doing?
• 27:47
  Skyler: Actually, let's all just roll initiative at this point.
• 27:49
  Skyler: Oh, that'll make things easier.
• 27:51
  Cameron (Rorick): Fighting this thing.
• 27:52
  Skyler: I don't know.
• 27:53
  Cameron (Rorick): I thought we were just gonna keep watching.
• 27:56
  Skyler: Twenty four okay.
• 27:57
  Skyler: Twenty four.
• 27:59
  Cameron (Rorick): Not twenty oh six twenty three.
• 28:03
  Skyler: Wow. High rolls.
• 28:06
  Skyler: Eleven okay, so with Roderick's
• 28:09
  Skyler: Nat twenty will have him go
• 28:11
  Skyler: first.
• 28:12
  Skyler: Uh, what are you doing, Cameron?
• 28:13
  Skyler: Vibing.
• 28:14
  Skyler: Okay, so you're just chilling.
• 28:16
  Cameron (Rorick): I'm gonna, like, back away.
• 28:17
  Cameron (Rorick): So I'm not near, like, the
• 28:18
  Cameron (Rorick): rubble of the buildings that
• 28:20
  Cameron (Rorick): are, like, getting actively
• 28:23
  Cameron (Rorick): knocked over.
• 28:24
  Skyler: Sure.
• 28:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay, so I don't know where I would really go just away.
• 28:27
  Cameron (Rorick): I guess.
• 28:28
  Cameron (Rorick): I start kind of like backing up while watching while going
• 28:31
  Cameron (Rorick): through like an alleyway, just kind of watching everything,
• 28:33
  Cameron (Rorick): trying to like slowly getting myself away from everything, but
• 28:37
  Cameron (Rorick): at a brisk walk.
• 28:38
  Cameron (Rorick): Okay.
• 28:38
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 28:39
  Skyler: Uh, we move over to Little Source.
• 28:42
  Speaker 16: Uh, I'm not really sure if we're
• 28:44
  Speaker 16: wanting to attack this thing or
• 28:45
  Speaker 16: what.
• 28:46
  Skyler: You can do whatever you want to do.
• 28:48
  Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm just gonna kind of.
• 28:49
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna jump to a couple rooftops away from it.
• 28:53
  Skyler: Okay.
• 28:53
  Jackson (Dez): Does can I see any cult members
• 28:59
  Jackson (Dez): around other than the shadow
• 29:01
  Jackson (Dez): caster guy?
• 29:03
  Jackson (Dez): And he left.
• 29:03
  Skyler: Do a perception check.
• 29:05
  Jackson (Dez): Okay. I am going to perceive you.
• 29:09
  Jackson (Dez): Nat twenty.
• 29:10
  Speaker 15: Nat twenty.
• 29:11
  Skyler: You scan the area and you see a
• 29:14
  Skyler: handful of people running into
• 29:17
  Skyler: buildings.
• 29:18
  Skyler: They're just normal citizens.
• 29:19
  Skyler: Um, and you can see them through like windows as they're looking
• 29:22
  Skyler: out at the monster.
• 29:23
  Skyler: They look really scared.
• 29:25
  Skyler: Um, there's a, there's a lot of people around here.
• 29:27
  Skyler: There's some people on the
• 29:28
  Skyler: ground, obviously just trying to
• 29:29
  Skyler: get out of the way of this
• 29:30
  Skyler: thing.
• 29:30
  Skyler: You don't see anybody that
• 29:31
  Skyler: suggests anything cult related
• 29:33
  Skyler: or anybody involved with the
• 29:35
  Skyler: Cult of Ascendancy or the
• 29:36
  Skyler: Legionnaires or anything like
• 29:38
  Skyler: that.
• 29:38
  Skyler: Gotcha.
• 29:39
  Skyler: What a wasted Nat twenty.
• 29:41
  Jackson (Dez): Well, not wasted because I did still gain information.
• 29:44
  Cameron (Rorick): Gained information which is
• 29:46
  Cameron (Rorick): people were looking for aren't
• 29:47
  Cameron (Rorick): here.
• 29:48
  Jackson (Dez): Yep.
• 29:48
  Skyler: But there are people that are
• 29:49
  Skyler: here that are looking for a
• 29:51
  Skyler: hero.
• 29:52
  Cameron (Rorick): But we do know.
• 29:54
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah. Fat chance.
• 29:55
  Jackson (Dez): Dude, I want out of here.
• 29:56
  Jackson (Dez): What are you doing here?
• 29:57
  Cameron (Rorick): We do know that the cult did start this.
• 30:00
  Jackson (Dez): We do know that the cult started this.
• 30:02
  Speaker 15: Anything else does.
• 30:03
  Jackson (Dez): Um. Is the monster coming my direction specifically.
• 30:07
  Cameron (Rorick): Or is it just like lashing out at stuff?
• 30:09
  Speaker 15: I say if you were to.
• 30:10
  Skyler: Stay amidst this rubble, if it's close enough that if it saw you,
• 30:15
  Skyler: it would lunge at you.
• 30:16
  Jackson (Dez): Oh, okay.
• 30:17
  Jackson (Dez): I'm gonna jump to another
• 30:19
  Jackson (Dez): rooftop, just like out of the
• 30:20
  Jackson (Dez): way.
• 30:21
  Skyler: You're on.
• 30:21
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 30:22
  Skyler: You are on the rooftop.
• 30:22
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 30:23
  Skyler: That's true.
• 30:23
  Skyler: Okay.
• 30:23
  Skyler: Yep.
• 30:23
  Skyler: You.
• 30:24
  Skyler: I think you follow after Lil Sauce.
• 30:26
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah. We'll just stick together.
• 30:27
  Jackson (Dez): That's fine.
• 30:27
  Jackson (Dez): Okay.
• 30:27
  Jackson (Dez): Because like, I don't really
• 30:28
  Jackson (Dez): care to stop the monster, per
• 30:31
  Jackson (Dez): se.
• 30:32
  Jackson (Dez): It doesn't really matter to test.
• 30:34
  Jackson (Dez): He's still on the impression
• 30:36
  Jackson (Dez): that this is a fake world with
• 30:37
  Jackson (Dez): fake people.
• 30:38
  Jackson (Dez): Okay, so, uh.
• 30:39
  Skyler: Okay. Um, the monster is going to last.
• 30:43
  Cameron (Rorick): We're not getting paid.
• 30:44
  Jackson (Dez): I'm not getting paid for this.
• 30:46
  Jackson (Dez): If you're.
• 30:46
  Jackson (Dez): I'll stop this monster if you
• 30:47
  Jackson (Dez): give me a million gold right
• 30:48
  Jackson (Dez): now.
• 30:49
  Skyler: The monster is.
• 30:50
  Speaker 15: Really.
• 30:51
  Speaker 15: Come back!
• 30:51
  Cameron (Rorick): We got.
• 30:52
  Speaker 15: A deal.
• 30:53
  Skyler: The monster is lashing out at a handful of people, citizens, and
• 30:57
  Skyler: members of this mercenaries guild, which you're meeting for
• 30:59
  Skyler: the first time.
• 31:00
  Skyler: Um, some of which he's, some of
• 31:02
  Skyler: which it's successfully
• 31:03
  Skyler: snatching up, some of which It's
• 31:05
  Skyler: collapsing buildings all around
• 31:06
  Skyler: you.
• 31:07
  Skyler: Uh, whatever the case, we move
• 31:08
  Skyler: over to fatty, who's on the
• 31:10
  Skyler: ground?
• 31:11
  Cameron (Rorick): On the ground?
• 31:12
  Skyler: Oh, yeah, because.
• 31:12
  Cameron (Rorick): The building, like in the rubble.
• 31:13
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, yeah.
• 31:14
  Jackson (Dez): Back to fatty.
• 31:14
  Jackson (Dez): On the ground.
• 31:16
  Jackson (Dez): Fatty.
• 31:16
  Jackson (Dez): Here.
• 31:18
  Cameron (Rorick): How's it inside?
• 31:19
  Jackson (Dez): What's the weather like?
• 31:20
  Cameron (Rorick): Kind of hot out here.
• 31:21
  Cameron (Rorick): It's kind of hot out here.
• 31:22
  Cameron (Rorick): It kind of sucks.
• 31:23
  Jackson (Dez): It's raining sideways.
• 31:24
  Cameron (Rorick): It's raining rubble.
• 31:25
  Cameron (Rorick): Well, you let me back in.
• 31:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah.
• 31:27
  Cameron (Rorick): Fatty is going to.
• 31:28
  Skyler: There's no building anymore.
• 31:29
  Skyler: I'll find the nearest.
• 31:30
  Jackson (Dez): Escape.
• 31:31
  Cameron (Rorick): Or alley or.
• 31:33
  Skyler: Okay. You. I would imagine you
• 31:34
  Skyler: probably just follow after
• 31:35
  Skyler: probably following.
• 31:36
  Skyler: Okay.
• 31:37
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 31:38
  Skyler: Uh, we jump over to the mercenaries.
• 31:40
  Skyler: Uh, Bailey shouts out after you.
• 31:43
  Skyler: Bailey kind of sees the situation before him.
• 31:45
  Skyler: He sees the building is just crumbled.
• 31:46
  Skyler: He's seeing some of his men
• 31:48
  Skyler: getting picked off by this giant
• 31:49
  Skyler: monster, and he goes, uh, if you
• 31:51
  Skyler: guys join.
• 31:52
  Cameron (Rorick): You get a split of the profits.
• 31:54
  Cameron (Rorick): One million gold.
• 31:57
  Cameron (Rorick): I, I.
• 31:58
  Speaker 17: I definitely can't offer that.
• 32:00
  Speaker 18: Good luck.
• 32:03
  Jackson (Dez): He says.
• 32:03
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh. Oh, no. I hope Bailey doesn't die.
• 32:08
  Cameron (Rorick): I don't know what.
• 32:09
  Cameron (Rorick): You're not really doing.
• 32:10
  Skyler: Much to keep that from happening.
• 32:11
  Cameron (Rorick): Yeah, well, say, I'll help you, but if I do, you owe me a favor.
• 32:18
  Speaker 19: I don't know what you're into, so, uh, you better not be
• 32:21
  Speaker 19: anything, you know.
• 32:23
  Speaker 19: Sassy.
• 32:24
  Cameron (Rorick): Oh.
• 32:25
  Jackson (Dez): Whoa. Well, if if Dez sees
• 32:28
  Jackson (Dez): Maggie up and Dez is gonna jump
• 32:30
  Jackson (Dez): in.
• 32:30
  Skyler: Are you guys, like, holding an action?
• 32:32
  Jackson (Dez): I'll hold an action.
• 32:33
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah.
• 32:34
  Cameron (Rorick): Um, is this thing bigger than last time we saw it?
• 32:37
  Skyler: So, like, last time it was.
• 32:38
  Skyler: It was considered large.
• 32:40
  Skyler: This one is considered gargantuan.
• 32:42
  Skyler: Oh, no.
• 32:44
  Cameron (Rorick): Maggie is going to use his sorcery points to.
• 32:48
  Cameron (Rorick): I don't know if I can.
• 32:49
  Cameron (Rorick): What can you cast darkness on?
• 32:52
  Cameron (Rorick): Well, I'll just say I want to cast it on my cloak.
• 32:54
  Skyler: Okay.
• 32:55
  Cameron (Rorick): That's allowed.
• 32:56
  Cameron (Rorick): Sure. So darkness like, seeps out of his.
• 33:00
  Cameron (Rorick): His bat cloak and envelops him in the sphere of darkness, and
• 33:06
  Cameron (Rorick): he grabs the edges of his cloak and takes flight into the air.
• 33:10
  Cameron (Rorick): I did not think about.
• 33:11
  Skyler: That, but that is a clever combo, Dave.
• 33:14
  Cameron (Rorick): I didn't think of it either until now.
• 33:17
  Cameron (Rorick): Well, it's really good.
• 33:18
  Cameron (Rorick): It's really good.
• 33:18
  Cameron (Rorick): I mean, imagine.
• 33:19
  Skyler: You guys are, like, so worried a couple episodes ago that you
• 33:22
  Skyler: were gonna, like, just fall to your deaths while you kind of
• 33:24
  Skyler: hovered your way across the city, but, like, this would have
• 33:28
  Skyler: been a good hack for that.
• 33:29
  Skyler: Okay.
• 33:30
  Skyler: Uh, you take off into the bush.
• 33:32
  Skyler: The only downside is, is that nobody gets to see you do it.
• 33:36
  Skyler: They just see a cloud of black, and then all of a sudden it
• 33:39
  Skyler: flies up into the air.
• 33:41
  Jackson (Dez): Can you see in magical darkness.
• 33:43
  Cameron (Rorick): If I use my sorcery points to cast it, I can.
• 33:46
  Jackson (Dez): Oh. Very cool, very cool.
• 33:48
  Skyler: Nice. All right.
• 33:50
  Skyler: You fly up into the air.
• 33:51
  Skyler: Where are you headed?
• 33:53
  Cameron (Rorick): Uh.
• 33:53
  Skyler: Oh, you do that up as fast as I can.
• 33:57
  Skyler: Yes.
• 33:58
  Skyler: Okay.
• 33:58
  Skyler: You are up.
• 33:59
  Skyler: up in the heights of above.
• 34:01
  Jackson (Dez): To be fair.
• 34:02
  Jackson (Dez): Des is not saying.
• 34:03
  Jackson (Dez): Marcie, engage.
• 34:04
  Skyler: That's true.
• 34:04
  Skyler: That is true.
• 34:05
  Skyler: You just.
• 34:05
  Skyler: Y'know.
• 34:06
  Skyler: Okay.
• 34:07
  Jackson (Dez): A black dot in the sky.
• 34:08
  Skyler: Uh. How foreboding varies is back, I guess we I guess we just
• 34:14
  Skyler: jump back over to the top of the order with, uh, with Roderick.
• 34:17
  Speaker 20: Was that was that Marcie?
• 34:19
  Skyler: Was that a bird?
• 34:21
  Jackson (Dez): Yeah. Same question.
• 34:24
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 20: Marcie is a bird.
• 34:27
  Skyler: Nice. That was good.
• 34:29
  Skyler: I don't know what that was.
• 34:30
  Skyler: It was.
• 34:31
  Skyler: I blinked, and it was gone.
• 34:33
  Speaker 20: Well, no, it's still there.
• 34:34
  Speaker 20: I pointed the black sphere in the sky.
• 34:37
  Skyler: They did it.
• 34:37
  Skyler: They opened the portal.
• 34:39
  Speaker 20: Is that the portal?
• 34:40
  Skyler: Ascension happened already?
• 34:42
  Speaker 20: I thought it was a couple.
• 34:43
  Skyler: People floating towards it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 20: I thought it was a couple days.
• 34:46
  Skyler: One guy gets grabbed by one of the the heads of the of the
• 34:49
  Skyler: monster and gets thrown up towards the air.
• 34:51
  Skyler: Oh he's going oh.
• 34:52
  Skyler: And then he gets grabbed by the teeth.
• 34:54
  Speaker 19: I hate to.
• 34:55
  Skyler: Be that guy.
• 34:56
  Skyler: I wonder what the prophets are like money.
• 34:58
  Skyler: Well, each one of those guys that gets gobbled up, our share
• 35:02
  Skyler: of the profit goes up.
• 35:03
  Speaker 21: So we should kill them first.
• 35:05
  Skyler: And then the monster.
• 35:08
  Skyler: I think the monster's doing that for you.
• 35:10
  Skyler: Hey, I get what you're getting at.
• 35:13
  Skyler: The only problem is I don't think we can kill that guy.
• 35:16
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 35:16
  Skyler: It's terrifying.
• 35:17
  Skyler: It looks a little past our level.
• 35:19
  Skyler: We could probably do it.
• 35:20
  Skyler: Does it look at all like that little sauce on the roof?
• 35:25
  Skyler: Go!
• 35:26
  Skyler: I don't know.
• 35:26
  Skyler: All of us can do that.
• 35:29
  Skyler: Does it look at all bloodied after all these crossbow bolts
• 35:33
  Skyler: and not really good?
• 35:35
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 21: If only we had a giant.
• 35:37
  Skyler: Couple barrels of smoke.
• 35:39
  Speaker 21: Powder.
• 35:40
  Skyler: But, I mean, you know, a couple of dudes flew in and shot at it
• 35:44
  Skyler: a couple of times.
• 35:44
  Skyler: That's about the extent of any kind of attacks that have been
• 35:47
  Skyler: made towards it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 21: So they'll get it eventually, right?
• 35:49
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 35:50
  Skyler: Yeah. It does seem insignificant to engage it.
• 35:56
  Skyler: Okay.
• 35:56
  Speaker 21: I don't really care what happens.
• 35:58
  Skyler: So you're just abstaining?
• 35:59
  Skyler: Yes. Yeah. Just keep.
• 36:00
  Speaker 18: Walking.
• 36:01
  Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
• 36:02
  Skyler: Uh, jumping over to little source.
• 36:03
  Speaker 21: You think the coffee shop's still open?
• 36:07
  Speaker 21: Hopefully they didn't crush it.
• 36:08
  Skyler: Um. I'm just.
• 36:10
  Speaker 16: I'm just kind of watching.
• 36:11
  Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
• 36:12
  Skyler: Uh, jumping over to des.
• 36:14
  Speaker 22: I want to intervene.
• 36:15
  Speaker 22: I cannot intervene.
• 36:17
  Skyler: I'm intervening.
• 36:19
  Speaker 22: Des is level four altogether.
• 36:21
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 36:21
  Skyler: That is true.
• 36:22
  Speaker 22: Um, if no one else is intervening, it's gotta be a
• 36:25
  Speaker 22: group effort or else des is out.
• 36:28
  Speaker 22: That's true.
• 36:28
  Speaker 22: Again, I kind of want to hold my action and see if anyone else
• 36:31
  Speaker 22: that we know engages.
• 36:33
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 36:34
  Speaker 22: Um, I don't think des would see
• 36:35
  Speaker 22: Marcie, but if he sees, like,
• 36:38
  Speaker 22: uh, the rock bottom club boys,
• 36:40
  Speaker 22: if they engage, if he sees
• 36:42
  Speaker 22: someone he knows engage, he's
• 36:44
  Speaker 22: engaging.
• 36:45
  Skyler: Okay. Same. Okay. Sounds good.
• 36:48
  Skyler: Holding action.
• 36:48
  Skyler: Yeah, I like that.
• 36:49
  Skyler: Uh, we'll jump over to date.
• 36:52
  Skyler: Uh, Marcie is about to have the
• 36:53
  Skyler: rock bottoms appear out of
• 36:55
  Skyler: nowhere.
• 36:56
  Skyler: Flies high.
• 36:58
  Skyler: He's gonna do the boulder trick.
• 37:00
  Skyler: Are you like a. You're like a
• 37:01
  Skyler: hundred feet into the air or
• 37:03
  Skyler: what?
• 37:04
  Skyler: Well, I figured by this point, if you're dashing both times,
• 37:07
  Skyler: you'd be at, like, one hundred and twenty feet in the air.
• 37:11
  Skyler: Are you carrying a boulder to
• 37:12
  Skyler: drop a flying speed of forty
• 37:14
  Skyler: feet?
• 37:14
  Skyler: Oh, okay.
• 37:15
  Skyler: Sixty if I. Well, I don't know.
• 37:17
  Skyler: Didn't I do use my action to cast a spell?
• 37:19
  Skyler: Yeah, but now you have a free action.
• 37:21
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Skyler: Well, so then I would be eighty plus forty one twenty.
• 37:25
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 37:25
  Skyler: So you were still.
• 37:26
  Skyler: You're right.
• 37:28
  Skyler: Are you, like, trying to fly above it or are you angling or
• 37:31
  Skyler: are you going straight up?
• 37:33
  Skyler: Well, now that I'm a little bit higher.
• 37:34
  Skyler: I'm gonna start angling to get above it.
• 37:37
  Skyler: Okay.
• 37:37
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 37:38
  Skyler: How tall is it?
• 37:39
  Skyler: Oh, yeah, that's a good question.
• 37:40
  Skyler: How tall is it?
• 37:42
  Skyler: It's one hundred and fifty.
• 37:44
  Skyler: I'm going straight at it.
• 37:46
  Skyler: So, like thirty five to forty feet high.
• 37:50
  Skyler: Oh, that's not as cold, I thought.
• 37:53
  Skyler: Oh, well, that's like three stories building height.
• 37:56
  Skyler: Yeah, well, I was expecting multiple buildings because I was
• 38:00
  Skyler: expecting Godzilla height too.
• 38:02
  Skyler: But to be fair, to be fair, it's still big.
• 38:04
  Skyler: Yeah, it's just like in in Godzilla movies, those buildings
• 38:07
  Skyler: are massive because he's not just like Optimus Prime.
• 38:10
  Skyler: Sure.
• 38:10
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 38:10
  Skyler: I'm not worried.
• 38:12
  Skyler: I'm not worried.
• 38:14
  Speaker 22: Fighting the Optimus Prime.
• 38:16
  Skyler: Optimus Prime?
• 38:17
  Skyler: Yeah, that's a weird sentence.
• 38:19
  Skyler: Oh, it's just Optimus Prime.
• 38:21
  Skyler: Yeah, I'm sure that's what people think.
• 38:23
  Skyler: All right.
• 38:23
  Skyler: Uh, so you're you're just floating up there.
• 38:26
  Skyler: Yeah, yeah, because I the thing is, I have to hold the cloak
• 38:28
  Skyler: with both hands to fly.
• 38:30
  Skyler: Okay, okay.
• 38:30
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 38:31
  Skyler: Uh, we jump over to the monster again.
• 38:34
  Skyler: I mean, none of you guys are really in range.
• 38:36
  Skyler: You're all staying out of it.
• 38:36
  Skyler: So it's just attacking the the various people below.
• 38:39
  Skyler: Uh, we jump over to, uh, fatty.
• 38:42
  Skyler: I think I mixed you and Marky up, but that's okay, since
• 38:44
  Skyler: everybody's kind of either just at hold, I guess.
• 38:47
  Skyler: Are you doing anything?
• 38:48
  Skyler: Uh, holding.
• 38:50
  Skyler: The holding.
• 38:50
  Skyler: Okay.
• 38:51
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 38:51
  Skyler: Uh, the group from the rock bottom comes rushing in.
• 38:56
  Speaker 23: I knew it, I knew it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 22: Dez is using his hand.
• 39:12
  Speaker 22: Binoculars.
• 39:14
  Speaker 22: He's scanning.
• 39:15
  Speaker 22: He spots him.
• 39:15
  Speaker 22: His eyes bulge out of his head through the binoculars.
• 39:22
  Skyler: Um. You see, you see?
• 39:23
  Skyler: What is it?
• 39:24
  Skyler: It's rusty.
• 39:25
  Skyler: You see a gravestone, obviously.
• 39:29
  Skyler: See the ghost of you see grizzled dude.
• 39:31
  Skyler: No, he's.
• 39:32
  Skyler: He's dead.
• 39:33
  Skyler: Oh.
• 39:33
  Speaker 23: We see sprout.
• 39:34
  Skyler: No, you don't see sprout.
• 39:36
  Skyler: He was never technically part of them.
• 39:38
  Skyler: They made that very clear.
• 39:40
  Speaker 23: You wait till they find out what happened to sprout.
• 39:43
  Skyler: You see, uh, Dino is down there.
• 39:45
  Speaker 23: Oh, wait.
• 39:46
  Speaker 23: Dino?
• 39:47
  Speaker 23: Yeah, he's on my friends list.
• 39:48
  Speaker 23: I'm gonna kick those things back.
• 39:50
  Speaker 23: Remember, he's number five.
• 39:51
  Skyler: He just jumps and just bites his leg with his teeth.
• 39:55
  Speaker 23: Oh, this is good.
• 39:57
  Speaker 23: Tastes like chicken.
• 39:58
  Speaker 23: I gotta go back.
• 40:00
  Skyler: And yeah, they start.
• 40:01
  Skyler: They start attacking back to the top.
• 40:03
  Skyler: Or actually.
• 40:03
  Skyler: Sorry, does des want to do anything?
• 40:05
  Speaker 22: Des jumps in.
• 40:06
  Speaker 22: He sees.
• 40:07
  Speaker 22: He sees these rock bottom boys.
• 40:08
  Speaker 22: He's like, I ain't known for a very long.
• 40:10
  Speaker 22: But he jumps in.
• 40:12
  Speaker 22: He's like.
• 40:13
  Skyler: Family.
• 40:13
  Speaker 22: Um, it's the family.
• 40:16
  Speaker 23: It's my family.
• 40:17
  Speaker 23: I don't let family take a hit.
• 40:19
  Speaker 22: He takes he takes his Warhammer, and he's gonna smash a big toe
• 40:23
  Speaker 22: on the moss.
• 40:23
  Skyler: Nice. Okay, roll that attack.
• 40:25
  Speaker 22: All right, let's see.
• 40:27
  Speaker 22: Does a twenty six hit?
• 40:29
  Skyler: I would say yes.
• 40:31
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 40:31
  Speaker 23: I would say absolutely.
• 40:33
  Speaker 23: Have you been tracking how much health it's been losing?
• 40:35
  Skyler: Yes.
• 40:36
  Speaker 23: Okay.
• 40:37
  Speaker 22: A six damage, six damage.
• 40:40
  Speaker 22: You smack.
• 40:41
  Skyler: That hook.
• 40:41
  Skyler: Yeah. Awesome.
• 40:42
  Speaker 22: And I'm gonna use my bonus action to rage.
• 40:45
  Skyler: Oh, okay. Sick. Okay. Sounds good.
• 40:48
  Skyler: You slowly become angry.
• 40:51
  Skyler: You quickly become angry.
• 40:53
  Skyler: Uh. Gravestone sees you as you come rushing out and slam on and
• 40:57
  Skyler: he goes, oh, hey, des.
• 40:59
  Speaker 24: Good to see you.
• 41:00
  Speaker 22: We interlocked hands.
• 41:02
  Skyler: Like his bony arm takes your
• 41:04
  Skyler: hand like a like a pair of
• 41:05
  Skyler: brothers.
• 41:06
  Speaker 22: Like, uh, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah. In the.
• 41:08
  Skyler: You know, predator.
• 41:09
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 41:10
  Speaker 22: Predator movie in the predator.
• 41:11
  Skyler: Awesome.
• 41:12
  Skyler: So we jump back up to the top of the order with Roderick.
• 41:16
  Skyler: Do I see the.
• 41:17
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 41:17
  Skyler: Yeah, absolutely I do from, like, the ground.
• 41:20
  Skyler: Oh, dude.
• 41:20
  Skyler: Uh, Greystone comes in like flying.
• 41:22
  Skyler: He's got that aura thing that he has going shooting off him.
• 41:27
  Skyler: A bunch of magical energy popping.
• 41:30
  Skyler: I hit Cato, go!
• 41:31
  Skyler: Hey, is that a skeleton, dude?
• 41:34
  Skyler: What?
• 41:35
  Skyler: Okay.
• 41:36
  Skyler: Yeah, that's noticing some rat scurrying by amidst the rubble,
• 41:40
  Skyler: and he's getting hungry.
• 41:42
  Skyler: He likes his eyeball.
• 41:43
  Skyler: Wake up!
• 41:45
  Speaker 25: Is that that skeleton dude from Rock bottoms?
• 41:47
  Skyler: I don't remember a skeleton.
• 41:49
  Speaker 22: Oh, geez.
• 41:50
  Skyler: This is in game and out of game.
• 41:53
  Speaker 25: Eartha. Eartha Kitt.
• 41:54
  Skyler: Oh, good thing keto has you guys around.
• 41:56
  Skyler: He's like Dory.
• 41:57
  Skyler: He's got short term memory loss out here.
• 42:00
  Speaker 25: He just kind of at the point keto in the right direction.
• 42:03
  Skyler: Go kill that thing.
• 42:04
  Skyler: Oh that dude.
• 42:06
  Speaker 25: Wait, you remembered the name, but not the fact he was.
• 42:08
  Speaker 25: I didn't know he was a skeleton.
• 42:10
  Speaker 22: He was the leader of the rock bottom.
• 42:13
  Skyler: I think if Skye would have said
• 42:14
  Skyler: his name, I would have
• 42:15
  Skyler: recognized him.
• 42:16
  Skyler: I did say it at one point, but that's okay.
• 42:18
  Skyler: If he would have spoken, I would
• 42:19
  Skyler: have remembered the voice he did
• 42:20
  Skyler: speak to.
• 42:21
  Skyler: Um.
• 42:22
  Speaker 22: Yeah, he said.
• 42:23
  Speaker 22: He said, what's up?
• 42:24
  Speaker 22: You and me and my fools.
• 42:26
  Speaker 25: You just really were distracted.
• 42:28
  Skyler: Okay.
• 42:28
  Speaker 25: Well, yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 25: Hey, the rock bottom.
• 42:30
  Skyler: Was.
• 42:30
  Speaker 25: Ready.
• 42:30
  Speaker 25: Are we gonna go fight now?
• 42:32
  Skyler: He's like a wind up toy.
• 42:35
  Skyler: You just point.
• 42:35
  Skyler: And as he said, shoot.
• 42:37
  Speaker 25: Let's go.
• 42:37
  Skyler: Can I see it from here?
• 42:39
  Skyler: Oh, yeah.
• 42:40
  Skyler: Dude, this thing is massive.
• 42:42
  Skyler: You could run through the
• 42:43
  Skyler: alleyway and hit one of the
• 42:45
  Skyler: tails coming off of it if you
• 42:46
  Skyler: wanted one of the multiple
• 42:48
  Skyler: tails.
• 42:49
  Skyler: Oh yeah.
• 42:49
  Skyler: How far is it from me?
• 42:51
  Skyler: In range of using a bow.
• 42:53
  Skyler: Sixty feet.
• 42:54
  Skyler: Sixty feet.
• 42:55
  Skyler: Sure.
• 42:56
  Skyler: Perfect.
• 42:57
  Skyler: Can I climb a building with.
• 42:59
  Skyler: And then use an action?
• 43:01
  Skyler: Go all the way up a building.
• 43:02
  Skyler: Absolutely not.
• 43:02
  Skyler: Well, not if the building.
• 43:04
  Skyler: Sure.
• 43:04
  Skyler: Okay, fine.
• 43:05
  Skyler: I guess we.
• 43:06
  Skyler: I run down the alleyway until I have a clear shot within thirty
• 43:09
  Skyler: feet, and I fire my bow.
• 43:12
  Skyler: Okay.
• 43:12
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 43:13
  Skyler: I'm guessing I get sneak attack because there's multiple allies
• 43:16
  Skyler: next to it.
• 43:18
  Skyler: Uh, does a seventeen hit?
• 43:21
  Skyler: Yes it does.
• 43:23
  Skyler: For my bonus action, I'm
• 43:24
  Skyler: enchanting my bow with fire
• 43:26
  Skyler: damage.
• 43:27
  Skyler: Nice to add on top of it.
• 43:29
  Skyler: Twenty damage, twenty damage.
• 43:31
  Skyler: You fire an arrow that comes flying out of this alleyway.
• 43:34
  Skyler: It goes into its tail and shoots out the other end, leaving a
• 43:38
  Skyler: small hole where it made contact with this monstrosity.
• 43:42
  Skyler: Is there anything else you're doing?
• 43:44
  Skyler: Uh, no. Okay.
• 43:45
  Skyler: I used all my action.
• 43:46
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 43:46
  Skyler: We jump over to Little Source up on the rooftops.
• 43:49
  Speaker 16: All right, so I'm gonna give it a little huff.
• 43:51
  Speaker 16: How far away am I right now?
• 43:52
  Skyler: We'll say about ninety feet.
• 43:55
  Skyler: You've jumped over a couple rooftops.
• 43:56
  Skyler: Well, I guess it's.
• 43:57
  Skyler: It depends if it's head comes up or not.
• 43:59
  Speaker 16: Well, jump back over where it
• 44:01
  Speaker 16: was because I see these guys
• 44:02
  Speaker 16: attacking.
• 44:02
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 44:03
  Speaker 16: I see gravestone and I'm
• 44:04
  Speaker 16: literally just rock hard with
• 44:06
  Speaker 16: emotion.
• 44:07
  Speaker 16: Love him.
• 44:08
  Skyler: Okay.
• 44:08
  Speaker 16: And, uh, I'm gonna take my crossbow out.
• 44:11
  Skyler: Okay.
• 44:12
  Speaker 16: I miss.
• 44:13
  Skyler: Okay. You miss.
• 44:14
  Speaker 16: I'm a little far away.
• 44:15
  Skyler: Okay. Yeah. You're still too far away.
• 44:17
  Skyler: You'll get there, you'll get there.
• 44:18
  Skyler: You'll jump across a couple more
• 44:20
  Skyler: rooftops, uh, jumping over to
• 44:22
  Skyler: Diaz.
• 44:24
  Speaker 22: You know what?
• 44:25
  Speaker 22: If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 22: He smacks another toe.
• 44:28
  Speaker 22: Nice.
• 44:29
  Speaker 22: How many?
• 44:29
  Speaker 22: How many toes is a lot.
• 44:30
  Skyler: Cuz it's got like I, I would
• 44:31
  Skyler: imagine it's got four legs,
• 44:33
  Skyler: right?
• 44:33
  Speaker 22: Does it have five toes per leg?
• 44:35
  Speaker 22: Oh, yeah.
• 44:35
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 44:36
  Speaker 22: He's smacking another toe.
• 44:37
  Speaker 22: Oh no.
• 44:37
  Skyler: Nasty toes.
• 44:38
  Speaker 22: Actually forget the toe.
• 44:40
  Speaker 22: He's going straight for the ankle.
• 44:41
  Skyler: Dude, he's gonna ankle smash his ankle.
• 44:44
  Speaker 22: Smash him.
• 44:46
  Speaker 22: Does a twenty one.
• 44:47
  Speaker 22: Oh, yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 22: Okay, cool.
• 44:49
  Speaker 22: Nine.
• 44:50
  Skyler: Nine damage.
• 44:51
  Skyler: All right, you whack him right in the ankle.
• 44:57
  Skyler: Anything else?
• 44:58
  Speaker 22: Uh, no.
• 45:01
  Skyler: You're up for the next whack.
• 45:02
  Speaker 22: I don't have any extra attacks.
• 45:04
  Skyler: No. That's fine.
• 45:05
  Skyler: We're good.
• 45:05
  Skyler: Mahi, you're up there.
• 45:07
  Skyler: One hundred and twenty feet in the air.
• 45:10
  Skyler: All right.
• 45:11
  Speaker 26: Can you take me high?
• 45:15
  Speaker 26: And I fly eighty more feet up into the air.
• 45:18
  Skyler: Okay, so you're a two hundred feet high right now, looking
• 45:23
  Skyler: down upon the city as it grows smaller and smaller.
• 45:26
  Speaker 26: I'm up there.
• 45:26
  Speaker 26: All right, you're up.
• 45:28
  Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
• 45:30
  Skyler: Uh, we're gonna jump over to the monster.
• 45:33
  Skyler: It is going to attack the rock bottoms gang.
• 45:41
  Skyler: Dealing some damage to them.
• 45:44
  Skyler: Des, one of the mouths is going to lunge down towards you.
• 45:48
  Speaker 22: Uh. Good luck.
• 45:49
  Speaker 22: That's all I gotta say.
• 45:51
  Skyler: Okay. Does an eighteen hit?
• 45:53
  Speaker 22: That's exactly, exactly what it was.
• 45:57
  Skyler: Good luck.
• 45:58
  Skyler: Uh, you take, uh, fourteen
• 45:59
  Skyler: piercing damage, and then I need
• 46:02
  Skyler: you to make a dexterity saving
• 46:04
  Skyler: throw.
• 46:04
  Speaker 22: Wait. Oh, I am I, um, resistant to piercing?
• 46:08
  Skyler: Oh, that's a good question.
• 46:09
  Speaker 22: Yes. And resistance to
• 46:11
  Speaker 22: bludgeoning, piercing and
• 46:12
  Speaker 22: slashing damage.
• 46:12
  Speaker 22: Well, I am in the rage.
• 46:14
  Skyler: Okay, so only seventy seven damage.
• 46:16
  Speaker 22: Let's go.
• 46:17
  Skyler: I do need a dexterity saving throw.
• 46:20
  Speaker 22: You bet.
• 46:20
  Speaker 22: I'm really good at these.
• 46:22
  Speaker 22: How does a thirteen get me anywhere?
• 46:25
  Speaker 22: No, it does not.
• 46:26
  Skyler: Uh. The mouth lunges down and snatches you up.
• 46:31
  Skyler: Uh, you are considered swallowed.
• 46:35
  Speaker 22: Oh.
• 46:35
  Skyler: What?
• 46:36
  Speaker 22: Internal damage.
• 46:37
  Speaker 22: Let's go.
• 46:38
  Skyler: It's an option.
• 46:39
  Skyler: It is an option.
• 46:39
  Skyler: You're blinded and restrained.
• 46:41
  Skyler: It says.
• 46:42
  Speaker 22: Oh, okay.
• 46:42
  Skyler: I don't know if that might keep
• 46:45
  Skyler: damage from him, but we'll see
• 46:46
  Skyler: what happens.
• 46:47
  Speaker 22: I'm swallowed.
• 46:48
  Skyler: Des, you take ten acid damage
• 46:51
  Skyler: from inside the throat of the
• 46:52
  Skyler: monster.
• 46:53
  Skyler: Uh, we do jump over to fatty.
• 46:55
  Speaker 16: Uh, so how.
• 46:57
  Speaker 22: Far is fatty from the head of this dragon?
• 47:00
  Skyler: You were right next to Rurik.
• 47:01
  Skyler: So you'd be within sixty feet.
• 47:03
  Speaker 22: Within sixty feet?
• 47:04
  Skyler: Or at least of the body.
• 47:05
  Skyler: I don't know what the head.
• 47:06
  Skyler: The head is.
• 47:07
  Skyler: Closest thing.
• 47:07
  Skyler: I think the head is kind of up, so.
• 47:10
  Speaker 22: Oh, well, isn't the head down to eat him?
• 47:13
  Speaker 22: Sure.
• 47:13
  Skyler: Yeah. There's one head that's striking down to gobble up.
• 47:17
  Speaker 22: Yeah. Okay. Keto is going to rush forward fifteen feet and
• 47:24
  Speaker 22: then use his bonus action to produce his echo.
• 47:28
  Skyler: Oh, okay.
• 47:29
  Speaker 22: The echo is going to be summoned fifteen feet ahead of him.
• 47:33
  Skyler: Okay.
• 47:34
  Speaker 22: And will then rush forward another thirty feet.
• 47:38
  Speaker 22: Okay, so the echo is now at the dragon.
• 47:41
  Skyler: My toaster saurus is tech.
• 47:43
  Speaker 22: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:44
  Speaker 22: The mitosis saurus.
• 47:45
  Skyler: Although this version is the King four or sorry, King mitosis
• 47:49
  Skyler: saurus oh oh oh oh.
• 47:53
  Speaker 22: That's a bonus action.
• 47:55
  Speaker 22: I already use my bonus action to make it so then instead I will
• 47:58
  Speaker 22: just make my attack from the echo, which is now at the thing.
• 48:03
  Skyler: Okay, go for it.
• 48:04
  Speaker 22: And are there any allies near
• 48:08
  Speaker 22: the thing that I can use my pack
• 48:10
  Speaker 22: tactics?
• 48:10
  Skyler: Yes.
• 48:11
  Speaker 22: Yeah. Does a seventeen.
• 48:14
  Skyler: Does it.
• 48:15
  Speaker 22: Does. Hey, there we go.
• 48:16
  Speaker 22: So then he'll just use his handy dandy glaive.
• 48:20
  Speaker 22: Wow, a whole fifteen damage.
• 48:23
  Skyler: That's a lot.
• 48:24
  Skyler: Fifteen damage.
• 48:25
  Skyler: Uh, your echo slices down and
• 48:28
  Skyler: chops off the head that had just
• 48:31
  Skyler: swallowed des.
• 48:35
  Skyler: The entire end of this thing
• 48:37
  Skyler: falls and hits the ground with a
• 48:39
  Skyler: loud thud.
• 48:40
  Skyler: Uh, des.
• 48:40
  Skyler: From inside the throat you can see now an opening glowing with
• 48:44
  Skyler: the light from outside.
• 48:46
  Speaker 27: I emerge.
• 48:47
  Skyler: You emerge like.
• 48:48
  Speaker 27: Danny DeVito in the couch and yeah, just covered in baby oil.
• 48:54
  Skyler: You also leave just moaning.
• 48:56
  Speaker 28: Uh, uh.
• 48:59
  Skyler: Um, you you pull yourself out covered in just goo and guts.
• 49:04
  Skyler: Um, but you are now outside.
• 49:06
  Skyler: Although it would be really
• 49:07
  Skyler: funny if another head just
• 49:09
  Skyler: immediately came down, but it's
• 49:10
  Skyler: not its turn, so it can't do
• 49:12
  Skyler: that.
• 49:12
  Speaker 22: He has to take his second attack.
• 49:15
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 22: Twenty six.
• 49:17
  Skyler: Holy cow.
• 49:17
  Speaker 22: Yeah, absolutely.
• 49:18
  Speaker 22: He'll do another glaive attack.
• 49:20
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 49:20
  Speaker 22: And that'll be thirteen damage.
• 49:22
  Skyler: Another thirteen damage on top of the fifteen already insane.
• 49:26
  Skyler: Cato is a one man army as he's slashing and slicing.
• 49:30
  Speaker 22: But I wasn't done yet.
• 49:31
  Skyler: Oh, he's not done yet.
• 49:33
  Speaker 22: So I would like to use my action surge.
• 49:35
  Skyler: Oh, okay.
• 49:36
  Speaker 22: Which is the fighter thing.
• 49:38
  Speaker 22: And you just take one additional action.
• 49:41
  Speaker 22: We'll do the third attack.
• 49:44
  Speaker 26: And.
• 49:45
  Speaker 22: twenty twenty.
• 49:46
  Skyler: That hits.
• 49:47
  Speaker 22: That's a dirty a dirty twenty.
• 49:48
  Skyler: Sure. Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 22: Another fifteen.
• 49:50
  Skyler: Fifteen more damage.
• 49:52
  Skyler: You watch as your echo just kind
• 49:55
  Skyler: of jumping between the necks of
• 49:57
  Skyler: this thing, slicing and
• 49:58
  Skyler: slashing.
• 49:59
  Skyler: Another one of these heads is lopped off and it falls and hits
• 50:03
  Skyler: the ground with a loud shudder.
• 50:06
  Skyler: Um, the mercenaries, uh, seeing
• 50:08
  Skyler: you guys entering the fight,
• 50:09
  Skyler: those remaining, that is, they
• 50:11
  Skyler: are sparked with a renewed
• 50:13
  Skyler: energy as they continue to fire
• 50:15
  Skyler: across what?
• 50:16
  Speaker 16: Oh, what a new renewed energy.
• 50:20
  Speaker 16: That's not any one of us heard.
• 50:22
  Skyler: And our firing bolts dealing some damage here and there.
• 50:25
  Skyler: Keeping it distracted, hopefully away from you guys.
• 50:28
  Skyler: Uh, with that being said, we got the rock bottoms characters who
• 50:33
  Skyler: are also coming in.
• 50:34
  Speaker 26: Oh.
• 50:35
  Skyler: They didn't do so good.
• 50:36
  Skyler: They do a little bit of damage.
• 50:37
  Skyler: Then we jump back over to
• 50:39
  Skyler: Roderick at the top of the
• 50:40
  Skyler: order.
• 50:41
  Skyler: I shoot.
• 50:43
  Speaker 26: The monster.
• 50:44
  Skyler: Okay, from your alleyway.
• 50:46
  Speaker 26: Uh, how's it looking?
• 50:48
  Skyler: Oh, dude.
• 50:48
  Skyler: Uh, it's actually bloodied at this point.
• 50:51
  Skyler: A couple of the heads have fallen onto the ground.
• 50:53
  Speaker 26: Oh, cool.
• 50:53
  Speaker 26: Then, yeah, I'll just shoot it again.
• 50:55
  Skyler: Okay.
• 50:56
  Speaker 26: Twenty.
• 50:56
  Speaker 26: Not natural.
• 50:57
  Skyler: Okay. Hit.
• 50:58
  Speaker 26: Oh, that's a lot less.
• 50:59
  Speaker 26: Uh, fifteen.
• 51:01
  Skyler: Fifteen damage.
• 51:02
  Skyler: Yeah. Fires an arrow, flies forth, hits one of the heads.
• 51:06
  Skyler: It looks like, uh, a huge chunk of flesh has been removed from
• 51:11
  Skyler: this thing's, uh, this particular head or its neck,
• 51:14
  Skyler: rather to, uh.
• 51:15
  Skyler: And it looks like it's kind of
• 51:16
  Skyler: starting to lop down a little
• 51:18
  Skyler: bit.
• 51:19
  Speaker 26: And I yell up at the air, hey, Bailey.
• 51:21
  Speaker 26: Yeah.
• 51:22
  Speaker 26: Do we.
• 51:22
  Speaker 19: Still get that.
• 51:23
  Speaker 26: Cut?
• 51:24
  Speaker 29: Uh, yeah, I, I have no reason
• 51:26
  Speaker 29: not to give it to you guys at
• 51:27
  Speaker 29: this point.
• 51:28
  Speaker 29: Nick.
• 51:29
  Speaker 26: Hey, you want to be one of my best friends?
• 51:32
  Speaker 26: I've got an opening if.
• 51:35
  Speaker 29: We live through this.
• 51:36
  Speaker 29: Absolutely.
• 51:37
  Speaker 29: Sure.
• 51:37
  Speaker 26: Oh. You going?
• 51:38
  Speaker 26: My coffee run with me.
• 51:40
  Speaker 29: Uh, okay.
• 51:41
  Speaker 29: Sounds good.
• 51:42
  Speaker 26: I'm buying.
• 51:43
  Speaker 29: Sounds better.
• 51:44
  Skyler: Uh, with that, we jump over to Lil Sauce.
• 51:47
  Speaker 16: Have another rooftop over, get a little something close up within
• 51:50
  Speaker 16: thirty feet now.
• 51:51
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 51:51
  Skyler: Okay.
• 51:52
  Speaker 16: Yep. But I have an advantage since I'm on a rooftop.
• 51:54
  Skyler: No, because this thing is also
• 51:56
  Skyler: technically at the same height
• 51:57
  Skyler: as you.
• 51:57
  Skyler: You don't have, like, the height advantage because you watch as
• 51:59
  Skyler: one of its head kind of like comes up and it's like right
• 52:02
  Skyler: next to you.
• 52:03
  Skyler: And it's, it's eyes are on the sides of each of its head.
• 52:06
  Skyler: So it looks over and it sees you at a one eye.
• 52:08
  Skyler: That's right.
• 52:08
  Speaker 16: That's not ideal.
• 52:11
  Speaker 16: Um.
• 52:12
  Speaker 26: Hello?
• 52:13
  Speaker 27: Will, will will.
• 52:16
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna do, uh, fireball.
• 52:19
  Skyler: Uh, okay.
• 52:20
  Skyler: Seventeen that hits you.
• 52:22
  Skyler: Shoot your Firebolt right into the eye of this, uh, head that's
• 52:26
  Skyler: come up alongside you.
• 52:27
  Speaker 16: To.
• 52:28
  Skyler: Do damage.
• 52:29
  Speaker 16: Why do I do such measly little damage?
• 52:31
  Skyler: Gotta cast hire or something.
• 52:33
  Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
• 52:35
  Skyler: We jump over to des.
• 52:37
  Speaker 27: If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
• 52:39
  Speaker 27: He steps out.
• 52:40
  Speaker 27: Where's the nearest ankle?
• 52:41
  Skyler: I don't even think it's moved at all.
• 52:43
  Skyler: It's been so distracted by everybody attacking.
• 52:45
  Skyler: It's like, okay, I've got multiple heads.
• 52:46
  Skyler: I'll just lash out with those.
• 52:48
  Skyler: So it hasn't like moved forward at all.
• 52:50
  Skyler: So you're just standing right there in front of his ankle.
• 52:51
  Speaker 27: First of all, des is throwing one of his bag of trick balls.
• 52:55
  Skyler: Nice. Okay.
• 52:56
  Speaker 27: Uh, which is a d8.
• 52:58
  Speaker 27: Yep. Let's find out what it is.
• 53:02
  Speaker 27: Oh, we got a tiger.
• 53:05
  Skyler: Oh.
• 53:06
  Speaker 27: Nice.
• 53:06
  Skyler: Big old Bengal tiger.
• 53:08
  Speaker 27: Tiger.
• 53:08
  Speaker 27: Call me.
• 53:08
  Skyler: I don't know if it can
• 53:09
  Skyler: technically be a Bengal tiger
• 53:10
  Skyler: just because this is fantasy
• 53:13
  Skyler: world.
• 53:13
  Speaker 27: Yeah. Now the tigers there.
• 53:15
  Speaker 27: I don't know how it's going to do.
• 53:16
  Skyler: Absolutely.
• 53:17
  Speaker 27: Breaking the ankle.
• 53:18
  Speaker 27: Okay, here we go.
• 53:19
  Skyler: Sweep the leg.
• 53:20
  Speaker 27: Uh does a a twenty five hit.
• 53:22
  Skyler: Heck yeah it does.
• 53:23
  Speaker 27: Six damage.
• 53:24
  Skyler: Six damage. Okay. Sounds good.
• 53:26
  Skyler: You quack!
• 53:27
  Skyler: You're just like.
• 53:28
  Skyler: It's like a tree trunk, and you're just whacking a tree
• 53:30
  Skyler: trunk with a hammer.
• 53:31
  Skyler: But it's buckling.
• 53:33
  Skyler: It's buckling.
• 53:34
  Skyler: The flesh is breaking.
• 53:35
  Skyler: Um, your tiger, I think, goes after you, doesn't it?
• 53:38
  Speaker 27: Does it?
• 53:39
  Speaker 27: Okay. I mean, it can.
• 53:40
  Skyler: Okay. Yeah. Go for it.
• 53:41
  Speaker 27: Okay. So it's going to it's gonna claw.
• 53:46
  Speaker 27: Ooh.
• 53:46
  Skyler: Okay. Big old scary tiger claws.
• 53:48
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 53:49
  Speaker 27: Here we go.
• 53:51
  Speaker 27: That's a natural one.
• 53:54
  Skyler: The tiger sees this giant monstrosity before it and just
• 53:57
  Skyler: starts to like, book it.
• 53:59
  Speaker 27: It's got its puffed up tail, its arched, its.
• 54:01
  Skyler: Yes, absolutely.
• 54:02
  Skyler: It goes.
• 54:03
  Skyler: With that being said, Dave, you
• 54:05
  Skyler: are up in the air before you do
• 54:08
  Skyler: anything.
• 54:10
  Speaker 22: Where is your clown mask?
• 54:12
  Skyler: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
• 54:13
  Skyler: You all see this happen, but you
• 54:16
  Skyler: see this in a in a very
• 54:17
  Skyler: different perspective as you
• 54:19
  Skyler: guys are fighting this giant
• 54:20
  Skyler: mitosis saurus all of a sudden
• 54:22
  Skyler: from maybe three to five miles
• 54:25
  Skyler: off deeper into the Asgardia
• 54:27
  Skyler: district, which kind of borders
• 54:29
  Skyler: a little bit the, uh, medium
• 54:31
  Skyler: build district where you guys
• 54:32
  Skyler: are at.
• 54:32
  Skyler: You see this massive, all of a sudden, this massive beam of
• 54:36
  Skyler: light just shoot up straight up into the air.
• 54:40
  Skyler: Um, even higher than Maki is at right now just shoots straight
• 54:43
  Skyler: up in the air.
• 54:45
  Skyler: Um, it's about sixty feet in
• 54:49
  Skyler: diameter, as best as you can
• 54:52
  Skyler: tell.
• 54:52
  Skyler: I mean, it's like five miles off.
• 54:54
  Skyler: Um, but whatever the case, just this massive blue energy beam
• 54:59
  Skyler: shoots up into the air, disappears into the sky.
• 55:03
  Skyler: Just something that you see.
• 55:05
  Skyler: Whatever the case.
• 55:06
  Skyler: Your turn.
• 55:07
  Skyler: Maki.
• 55:08
  Speaker 26: Whoa!
• 55:09
  Speaker 26: It's Maki. He flies forty feet further into the air.
• 55:14
  Speaker 26: Okay.
• 55:15
  Speaker 26: He reaches the zenith of his aerial climb above this monster.
• 55:20
  Speaker 26: Okay.
• 55:22
  Speaker 26: And he's going to he calls this move Black Sun and he he casts
• 55:30
  Speaker 26: elfs minute meteors.
• 55:32
  Speaker 26: Okay.
• 55:33
  Speaker 26: And they, they appear around the
• 55:35
  Speaker 26: sphere of darkness almost like a
• 55:37
  Speaker 26: solar eclipse.
• 55:39
  Skyler: Nice.
• 55:40
  Speaker 26: And, well, he casts a spell.
• 55:42
  Speaker 26: He lets go of the cape.
• 55:43
  Speaker 26: So he starts to fall.
• 55:45
  Speaker 26: And as he should still have a feather fall applied to him.
• 55:50
  Speaker 26: Yeah.
• 55:50
  Skyler: It's a slow descent from two
• 55:52
  Skyler: hundred and forty feet in the
• 55:54
  Skyler: air.
• 55:55
  Speaker 26: And using his spell sniper feet, he lets loose with the meteors.
• 56:00
  Skyler: Nice. Okay.
• 56:03
  Speaker 26: So two meters go streaking down wherever they can make contact
• 56:07
  Speaker 26: with the most heads or.
• 56:08
  Speaker 26: Oh, yeah.
• 56:09
  Skyler: You can aim pretty center to this thing's body, honestly.
• 56:12
  Speaker 26: So he has to make a dexterity saving throw.
• 56:17
  Skyler: He got an eight.
• 56:18
  Speaker 27: What a loser.
• 56:19
  Speaker 27: Well, he's a big, giant monster.
• 56:21
  Skyler: He's like, what is he gonna do?
• 56:22
  Skyler: Like, jump out of.
• 56:23
  Speaker 26: one for each of them?
• 56:25
  Skyler: Okay, so we got a seven.
• 56:28
  Speaker 26: Okay, so those both fail.
• 56:29
  Speaker 26: So he takes sixteen fire damage.
• 56:33
  Skyler: sixteen fire damage.
• 56:35
  Skyler: As these two massive meteors
• 56:38
  Skyler: flying down, one of the heads
• 56:40
  Skyler: off of this gets, uh, separated
• 56:42
  Skyler: entirely.
• 56:43
  Skyler: Probably the one that, uh, Roric had shot prior, and it just goes
• 56:47
  Skyler: spinning off, uh, from the impact flying kind of a little
• 56:51
  Skyler: ways into the city.
• 56:52
  Skyler: The furthest this monster has gone, uh, massive hit from these
• 56:56
  Skyler: giant flaming meteors that have just gotten hurled down on it.
• 57:00
  Skyler: Awesome.
• 57:01
  Skyler: Fantastic.
• 57:02
  Skyler: Is there anything else you're doing, Dave?
• 57:03
  Skyler: Uh, nope.
• 57:04
  Skyler: We jump over to the monster,
• 57:07
  Skyler: which is going to make its
• 57:09
  Skyler: attacks with, I think, its three
• 57:11
  Skyler: remaining heads.
• 57:12
  Skyler: It has, uh, one of them snatches
• 57:16
  Skyler: up One of the Mercenaries Guild
• 57:20
  Skyler: guys.
• 57:21
  Speaker 27: And that's more in our pocket.
• 57:22
  Skyler: Yeah. That's true.
• 57:24
  Skyler: Um, the other heads are, uh,
• 57:26
  Skyler: completely missing the remaining
• 57:27
  Skyler: heads.
• 57:28
  Skyler: They're very discombobulated, very injured at this point.
• 57:31
  Skyler: Uh, what you do see on the other
• 57:32
  Skyler: hand, though, is the heads that
• 57:35
  Skyler: have been separated at this
• 57:36
  Skyler: point on the ground, you see,
• 57:38
  Skyler: wherever the sort of contusion,
• 57:40
  Skyler: the the dismemberment was starts
• 57:43
  Skyler: to kind of heal over and it
• 57:45
  Skyler: starts to squirm around into
• 57:47
  Skyler: this what is now a large
• 57:48
  Skyler: creature separated from the king
• 57:50
  Skyler: mitosis Taurus, known as a
• 57:53
  Skyler: Fortuna snake.
• 57:55
  Skyler: Uh, and it starts to slither
• 57:56
  Skyler: after anyone that's on the
• 57:58
  Skyler: ground, essentially.
• 57:59
  Skyler: Oh, boy.
• 57:59
  Skyler: So, but before it has a chance to do anything, fatty, you have
• 58:04
  Skyler: your turn for keto.
• 58:06
  Skyler: Yes.
• 58:07
  Speaker 22: And I do believe since the echo
• 58:10
  Speaker 22: was thirty feet away from me, it
• 58:12
  Speaker 22: has dissolved.
• 58:15
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 58:15
  Speaker 22: So again, I will start this action by running another
• 58:19
  Speaker 22: fifteen feet forward.
• 58:21
  Skyler: Okay.
• 58:21
  Speaker 22: Actually, I think at this point I can do thirty feet, right.
• 58:24
  Skyler: And then basically be on it.
• 58:26
  Speaker 22: So basically be on it and then I will use my bonus action.
• 58:30
  Speaker 22: Wait, I'm actually on the dragon.
• 58:33
  Skyler: Like by it.
• 58:34
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 58:34
  Skyler: Close enough to hit it.
• 58:35
  Speaker 22: Mhm. So then instead of bonus action, the echo which is gone
• 58:40
  Speaker 22: rip, we're gonna rage because I have yet to rage as a barbarian.
• 58:46
  Skyler: You've done it.
• 58:47
  Skyler: You've accomplished your goal to rage.
• 58:49
  Speaker 22: As a wild magic barbarian.
• 58:55
  Speaker 22: Once you rage, I roll a d8 and chaos ensues.
• 59:00
  Skyler: Okay.
• 59:02
  Speaker 22: So whenever a creature hits me with an attack roll before the
• 59:06
  Speaker 22: rage ends, that creature takes force damage as retribution.
• 59:11
  Skyler: Okay, so you kind of gained like a force shield over yourself.
• 59:15
  Speaker 22: Mhm.
• 59:16
  Skyler: Okay. Wild magic barbarian is so fun.
• 59:18
  Skyler: It sounds really cool.
• 59:19
  Speaker 22: I don't know what it's.
• 59:21
  Speaker 22: It's very random.
• 59:22
  Skyler: That's the point.
• 59:23
  Skyler: That's what makes it fun is
• 59:24
  Skyler: every time you rage, something
• 59:25
  Skyler: new happens.
• 59:26
  Skyler: It's amazing.
• 59:27
  Skyler: It's pretty sick.
• 59:27
  Skyler: Okay.
• 59:28
  Skyler: Um, so.
• 59:28
  Skyler: Yeah, go ahead and do the attacks.
• 59:30
  Skyler: Yeah, go for it.
• 59:32
  Speaker 22: Oh, well, good thing there's
• 59:34
  Speaker 22: advantage because that was in
• 59:35
  Speaker 22: that one.
• 59:35
  Skyler: Ooh.
• 59:36
  Speaker 22: Um, but a twenty something.
• 59:40
  Skyler: Yep.
• 59:40
  Speaker 22: That twenty five.
• 59:41
  Skyler: Yep.
• 59:42
  Speaker 22: And that'll be eleven.
• 59:43
  Speaker 22: Okay. And then we'll do the second attack.
• 59:46
  Speaker 22: Um.
• 59:48
  Skyler: Eighteen eighteen.
• 59:50
  Skyler: Uh, that hits.
• 59:51
  Speaker 22: And that'll be nine.
• 59:53
  Skyler: nine damage on top of it.
• 59:54
  Skyler: You're slashing.
• 59:56
  Skyler: Uh, you also managed to dismember one of the three
• 59:58
  Skyler: remaining heads that were on this thing, uh, leaving it at
• 1:00:01
  Skyler: about two heads, I think.
• 1:00:03
  Skyler: Or what are left.
• 1:00:04
  Skyler: So well done on that.
• 1:00:05
  Skyler: We jump over to the mercenaries
• 1:00:07
  Skyler: who are gonna take a few, uh,
• 1:00:08
  Skyler: pot shots.
• 1:00:09
  Skyler: There's really there's probably
• 1:00:10
  Skyler: like three of them, Bailey
• 1:00:11
  Skyler: included, left at this point,
• 1:00:13
  Skyler: which is really sad to think
• 1:00:14
  Skyler: about.
• 1:00:15
  Skyler: I know not for you guys, but as long as Bailey.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 30: Lives, we get paid.
• 1:00:19
  Skyler: That's true, that's true.
• 1:00:20
  Skyler: Oh, that's a good point.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 30: I told that to the monster.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 30: Dang it!
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 30: Oh, no.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 24: Bailey's going now.
• 1:00:28
  Skyler: Um, with that being said, we
• 1:00:30
  Skyler: jump over to the Rock bottom's
• 1:00:33
  Skyler: game.
• 1:00:35
  Skyler: Okay.
• 1:00:35
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 1:00:35
  Skyler: Some pretty good damage there.
• 1:00:37
  Skyler: Uh, they fire some shots.
• 1:00:40
  Skyler: Uh, is smashing into it.
• 1:00:42
  Skyler: He's a rusty standing right next to you.
• 1:00:44
  Skyler: You both are just beating on its feet with hammers.
• 1:00:47
  Skyler: Uh, if you've got great, uh, gravestone is shooting some
• 1:00:50
  Skyler: magical blasts at it.
• 1:00:52
  Skyler: Uh, hitting that dino.
• 1:00:54
  Skyler: Dino latched onto its leg with
• 1:00:56
  Skyler: his teeth, and he just has not
• 1:00:57
  Skyler: let go, no matter how much it
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  Skyler: moves.
• 1:00:58
  Skyler: He's just like, uh.
• 1:01:00
  Skyler: Uh, he's getting flopped all over the place.
• 1:01:02
  Skyler: Um, we jump to the snakes.
• 1:01:07
  Skyler: Tito does a twenty twenty seven hit.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah, that that that will hit.
• 1:01:13
  Skyler: You take eighteen points of damage.
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  Speaker 22: Do I get what type of damage?
• 1:01:18
  Skyler: Uh, okay.
• 1:01:19
  Skyler: So as you watch as this thing
• 1:01:21
  Skyler: reforms, it doesn't reform a
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  Skyler: tale like the previous ones did
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  Skyler: and start slithering towards
• 1:01:26
  Skyler: you.
• 1:01:26
  Skyler: It reforms legs and giant
• 1:01:29
  Skyler: muscular arms and then it stomps
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  Skyler: towards you.
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  Skyler: It is the most disturbing thing
• 1:01:35
  Skyler: you may have ever seen, and it
• 1:01:36
  Skyler: punches you.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 30: I was about to say.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 30: Just punches you.
• 1:01:40
  Skyler: Just punches you.
• 1:01:42
  Skyler: It goes.
• 1:01:44
  Skyler: It looks like a scaled king fortuna's at this point.
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  Speaker 22: So was that bludgeoning damage?
• 1:01:49
  Skyler: Yes, it was bludgeoning.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 22: Like in.
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  Skyler: Half. Okay, so you take nine bludgeoning damage.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 22: And you in turn take.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 22: Oh, that's one d6, five damage, five damage.
• 1:02:00
  Skyler: Okay, um, another one notices Roric in the alleyway.
• 1:02:05
  Skyler: Roric does a twenty five Eleven bludgeoning damage to you.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Skyler: As it just comes in and starts to try to pummel you.
• 1:02:16
  Skyler: Uh, awesome.
• 1:02:17
  Skyler: We with that being said, we're back to the top of the order.
• 1:02:19
  Skyler: Roderick, you are up first.
• 1:02:21
  Skyler: So there's one right next to me.
• 1:02:23
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Skyler: Oh, disengage.
• 1:02:25
  Skyler: Okay.
• 1:02:25
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 1:02:27
  Skyler: And then run away and shoot it.
• 1:02:30
  Skyler: Okay.
• 1:02:31
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 1:02:32
  Skyler: Does a fourteen hit?
• 1:02:34
  Skyler: No, it does not.
• 1:02:36
  Skyler: That's okay.
• 1:02:37
  Skyler: And I keep running away.
• 1:02:38
  Skyler: Okay.
• 1:02:39
  Skyler: Sounds good.
• 1:02:39
  Skyler: I like to imagine I'm just
• 1:02:41
  Skyler: shooting over my shoulder as I'm
• 1:02:42
  Skyler: running away.
• 1:02:42
  Skyler: That's why I missed.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 31: I gotta get out of here.
• 1:02:45
  Skyler: Awesome.
• 1:02:46
  Skyler: Okay, uh, we jump over to Little
• 1:02:48
  Skyler: Source up on the rooftops
• 1:02:50
  Skyler: shooting firebolts.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 16: That's right.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 16: I am this time.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 16: Check this out.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 16: Okay, I'm gonna use magic missile.
• 1:02:56
  Skyler: Oh, my gosh, that doesn't miss.
• 1:02:58
  Skyler: So roll that damage.
• 1:02:59
  Skyler: Just just roll.
• 1:03:00
  Skyler: Just roll that damage.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 16: Three.
• 1:03:04
  Skyler: Three three again. Okay. Six.
• 1:03:06
  Skyler: Six three three.
• 1:03:08
  Skyler: All right.
• 1:03:09
  Skyler: Uh, so nine nine.
• 1:03:10
  Skyler: Total damage.
• 1:03:11
  Skyler: Hey, that's pretty good.
• 1:03:12
  Skyler: All right.
• 1:03:12
  Skyler: You.
• 1:03:15
  Skyler: This same head and the the eye.
• 1:03:17
  Skyler: That was is like blinking out the pain from the fire blast.
• 1:03:20
  Skyler: Um, and you shoot a series of magical bursts from your hand
• 1:03:26
  Skyler: slamming into its face.
• 1:03:29
  Skyler: Well done, well done.
• 1:03:30
  Skyler: Des, jumping over to you.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 30: Uh, doing the hammer.
• 1:03:33
  Skyler: Hammer again.
• 1:03:34
  Skyler: Swing that hammer.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 30: It's hammer time.
• 1:03:36
  Skyler: It is hammer.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 30: Time. It's a vicious hammer.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 30: And so I'm really hoping I roll
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 30: a twenty because that adds
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 30: seven.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 30: Yeah, it does damage not a
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 30: natural twenty but surely
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 30: surpasses twenty.
• 1:03:48
  Skyler: Okay. Yeah. I mean that's gonna hit nonetheless additively.
• 1:03:51
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 30: So we'll do that.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 30: Eight damage.
• 1:03:53
  Skyler: Eight damage.
• 1:03:54
  Skyler: Nice. That's a hefty smack on its ankle.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 30: That's a good.
• 1:03:58
  Skyler: one.
• 1:03:58
  Skyler: That's a good one.
• 1:03:59
  Skyler: I think between you and rusty it buckles this leg.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 30: And then you know what the tiger's coming in.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 30: It's.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 30: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 30: It's going.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 30: Oh, no.
• 1:04:07
  Skyler: Okay. Sounds good.
• 1:04:09
  Skyler: The leg buckled.
• 1:04:10
  Skyler: It comes and lunges in.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 30: Yeah, it's going in for a bite.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 30: Hits.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 30: Come on Tiger.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 30: How does an eight an eight.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 30: Oh yeah.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 30: He missed.
• 1:04:22
  Skyler: It. Misses.
• 1:04:23
  Skyler: And then one of the tails swings by and it freaks out.
• 1:04:26
  Skyler: Pounces out of the way.
• 1:04:27
  Skyler: It's trying not to get hit.
• 1:04:29
  Skyler: It's very, uh, very dainty.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 30: Freak call back.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:04:34
  Skyler: It was, uh.
• 1:04:35
  Skyler: Flying up in the air is super Maki.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 32: As Maki continues to fall, he.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 32: You see, two more of the
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 32: fireballs get sucked into the
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 32: sphere, and then they shoot out
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 32: the center downward at this
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 32: beast.
• 1:04:50
  Skyler: Another check?
• 1:04:51
  Skyler: Yeah, I got a four and a fourteen.
• 1:04:53
  Skyler: Oh.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 32: Okay. So takes thirteen damage.
• 1:04:57
  Skyler: Thirteen damage is two more comet flying down.
• 1:05:02
  Skyler: Uh, Slamming into the monster's body.
• 1:05:06
  Skyler: One of the heads falls off,
• 1:05:08
  Skyler: leaving it with only one head
• 1:05:10
  Skyler: remaining to the primary portion
• 1:05:12
  Skyler: of this.
• 1:05:13
  Skyler: This creature's being, uh, that
• 1:05:16
  Skyler: singular head is going to turn
• 1:05:19
  Skyler: its focus towards oh, it's it's
• 1:05:23
  Skyler: the head up by Lil sauce, and
• 1:05:26
  Skyler: it's going to turn towards
• 1:05:27
  Skyler: little sauce and try to bite
• 1:05:29
  Skyler: him.
• 1:05:29
  Skyler: He's a eighteen hit you.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 16: Oh yeah.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 1:05:32
  Skyler: That's fourteen damage new dexterity saving throw then.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 16: Sixteen sixteen.
• 1:05:37
  Skyler: Oh it's not quite there.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 16: I'll use the lucky lucky roll.
• 1:05:42
  Skyler: Twenty two oh okay.
• 1:05:43
  Skyler: Sure enough, your luck manages
• 1:05:45
  Skyler: to kick in just in time and you
• 1:05:48
  Skyler: narrowly dodge being gobbled up
• 1:05:49
  Skyler: by this.
• 1:05:50
  Skyler: He trips, he tripped it.
• 1:05:52
  Skyler: It's more of an accidental luck.
• 1:05:53
  Skyler: I like that, actually.
• 1:05:54
  Skyler: That's pretty good.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 16: So I take my damage.
• 1:05:55
  Skyler: You do take the damage, but you don't get eaten, which is
• 1:05:58
  Skyler: probably for the best.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 32: Cover yourself in your hottest sauce in case it eats you and
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 32: it'll spit fire damage.
• 1:06:06
  Skyler: Uh, we jump over to Kato.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 22: So what is the state of this, uh, dinosaur?
• 1:06:12
  Skyler: It only has one head left, and even that looks incredibly weak.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 22: And then there's the, uh.
• 1:06:16
  Skyler: The snakes on the ground.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 22: The snakes on the ground.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 22: Okay, Kato is going to manifest his echo, and then I think the
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 22: echo's gonna just gonna be right next to him.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 22: Yeah, they're both right on top of the thing, so he'll just do
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 22: his glaive attack.
• 1:06:30
  Skyler: You said you had two attacks.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 22: Yeah. Oh, no. Well, one of them's a nineteen.
• 1:06:36
  Skyler: Okay. I mean, that's all you need.
• 1:06:37
  Skyler: And then you want to roll the other one too?
• 1:06:39
  Skyler: Yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Skyler: The other attack and just see.
• 1:06:40
  Skyler: And then.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 22: twenty twenty.
• 1:06:43
  Skyler: Hits. Okay. Both of those hit.
• 1:06:44
  Skyler: So do all let me know what the total damage is.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 22: Nine plus another nine.
• 1:06:50
  Skyler: So eighteen.
• 1:06:51
  Skyler: So eighteen is exactly how much it had left.
• 1:06:54
  Skyler: Your echo appears mid-air above
• 1:06:58
  Skyler: the this King Michael's Asaurus
• 1:07:01
  Skyler: slices down, finishing off that
• 1:07:03
  Skyler: last head.
• 1:07:04
  Skyler: As it does, the head falls to the ground.
• 1:07:07
  Skyler: The body starts to collapse one
• 1:07:09
  Skyler: knee at a time until the whole
• 1:07:11
  Skyler: thing just falls dead to the
• 1:07:13
  Skyler: ground.
• 1:07:14
  Skyler: Now you do still have the Fortuna snakes, uh, that are
• 1:07:19
  Skyler: also starting to sort of I was almost going to say slither, but
• 1:07:22
  Skyler: they're on feet now, uh, sort of sort of approach anyone that's
• 1:07:26
  Skyler: on the ground and starting to swing towards them.
• 1:07:29
  Skyler: And then you look up and once
• 1:07:31
  Skyler: again, you see the shadow as
• 1:07:33
  Skyler: this thing falls to the ground,
• 1:07:34
  Skyler: you see the shadow portal open
• 1:07:36
  Skyler: back up, and Varus once again
• 1:07:38
  Skyler: pops out.
• 1:07:39
  Skyler: This time he is joined by two others.
• 1:07:41
  Skyler: Aurelia Eberhardt is standing in front of him, kind of leading
• 1:07:45
  Skyler: the way of this procession.
• 1:07:47
  Skyler: And another young woman, also red hair and also with sort of a
• 1:07:52
  Skyler: wizard look about her, also pops out as well.
• 1:07:56
  Skyler: And you hear various shout out well, well, well.
• 1:08:01
  Skyler: So the five pretender avatars were able to stop my creation.
• 1:08:08
  Skyler: I mean, I know you guys still
• 1:08:10
  Skyler: have the, uh, smaller versions,
• 1:08:12
  Skyler: but I'm sure that you can handle
• 1:08:14
  Skyler: those.
• 1:08:14
  Skyler: So anyway, uh, very impressed, very impressed.
• 1:08:18
  Skyler: Well done to all of you guys.
• 1:08:20
  Skyler: Uh, again, if you are able to survive, what remains.
• 1:08:24
  Skyler: Speaking of which, we do have a
• 1:08:26
  Skyler: little bit of an extra surprise
• 1:08:28
  Skyler: that we're going to enact as
• 1:08:29
  Skyler: well.
• 1:08:30
  Skyler: So enjoy those.
• 1:08:32
  Skyler: And, uh, we'll be seeing you guys around.
• 1:08:35
  Skyler: Uh, Aurelia, do you have.
• 1:08:36
  Skyler: And she just nods and she holds in her hands what looks like a
• 1:08:41
  Skyler: yellow jar and she kind of shakes a little bit.
• 1:08:45
  Skyler: Um, little sauce.
• 1:08:46
  Skyler: I'm gonna need you to make a wisdom saving throw thirteen.
• 1:08:50
  Skyler: That's not good.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 16: Yeah, well, I will use my luck.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 16: Fourteen.
• 1:08:55
  Skyler: Fourteen.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 19: Why does it sound.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 30: Like you're.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 19: Reading from a script?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 19: Because that doesn't match up
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 19: with our conversation on the
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 19: roof.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 32: Oh, I.
• 1:09:03
  Skyler: Just forgot all about that, to be honest with you.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 30: Des gives him a rude gesture.
• 1:09:10
  Skyler: Um, as you as you hold out this
• 1:09:12
  Skyler: rude gesture, you see, uh, Lil
• 1:09:14
  Skyler: sauce kind of like grab his head
• 1:09:15
  Skyler: and he starts to kind of flail a
• 1:09:17
  Skyler: little bit.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 16: I saw one more luck throw with that.
• 1:09:19
  Skyler: Uh, I'm gonna let that.
• 1:09:21
  Skyler: I'll let that one pass Lil sauce.
• 1:09:22
  Skyler: You feel something almost like a
• 1:09:26
  Skyler: hand reach into and grab your
• 1:09:28
  Skyler: brain and it tries to control
• 1:09:32
  Skyler: you, but you're able to shake it
• 1:09:34
  Skyler: off.
• 1:09:35
  Skyler: And as your vision starts to
• 1:09:37
  Skyler: clear from this invasion of your
• 1:09:40
  Skyler: mind, you look around and you
• 1:09:42
  Skyler: see a variety of the citizens in
• 1:09:45
  Skyler: their homes starting, or the
• 1:09:46
  Skyler: buildings around.
• 1:09:47
  Skyler: You start to come out and they
• 1:09:48
  Skyler: all have these glowing yellow
• 1:09:50
  Skyler: eyes.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 16: Inside.
• 1:09:52
  Skyler: Very similar or sort of yellow green eyes, very similar to the
• 1:09:57
  Skyler: color of the euphoria liquid that you recently had drank.
• 1:10:03
  Skyler: And they all start to move
• 1:10:05
  Skyler: towards all of you taking the
• 1:10:08
  Skyler: side next to the the Fortuna
• 1:10:10
  Skyler: snakes and moving in with
• 1:10:13
  Skyler: malicious intent.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 32: What did the person do?
• 1:10:16
  Skyler: She had like a jar.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 33: And she just shook it.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 33: Yeah, but it looked like.
• 1:10:19
  Skyler: There might have been something.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 33: In it.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 33: I shoot it.
• 1:10:21
  Skyler: Uh, okay.
• 1:10:22
  Skyler: Rory, take your shot.
• 1:10:23
  Skyler: Twenty four twenty four your arrow flies up and hits this
• 1:10:27
  Skyler: jar, shattering it and spilling the liquid all over the, uh, the
• 1:10:32
  Skyler: rooftop of the building.
• 1:10:33
  Skyler: And Aurelia kind of glares at you and various looks at that,
• 1:10:36
  Skyler: and he goes, huh?
• 1:10:38
  Skyler: Nice shot.
• 1:10:39
  Skyler: So anyways, uh, we'll be leaving and they step back into the
• 1:10:44
  Skyler: portal and disappear.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 30: Cowards.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 30: The three of them.
• 1:10:49
  Skyler: Fair enough.
• 1:10:50
  Skyler: You guys look around to see that
• 1:10:52
  Skyler: although the jar has been
• 1:10:54
  Skyler: destroyed, these euphoria
• 1:10:55
  Skyler: zombies continue to move in your
• 1:10:58
  Skyler: direction.
• 1:10:59
  Skyler: And with that, we're going to close out this long episode of
• 1:11:02
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