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Did Neeley and Chris Reveal Too Much About Their Past? · Classic Metal Show

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SPEAKER_03: Hi there boys and girls, Mickey D here.
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SPEAKER_03: You are now watching CMS TV.
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SPEAKER_03: Stay tuned and you're going to see more of me maybe or hear more of me.
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[music]
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SPEAKER_02: It's Metal Church right here on your classic metal show from the dark release
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SPEAKER_02: with Watch the Children Pray.
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SPEAKER_02: And kicking off the show tonight,
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SPEAKER_02: we heard LA Guns from the Waking the Dead release with the title track and
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SPEAKER_02: a man who's been known to wake the dead with some of his antics
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SPEAKER_02: in his younger years, my good friend and partner, Chris Akin.
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SPEAKER_02: What's going on there, Chris?
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SPEAKER_00: What is up, man?
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SPEAKER_00: How's it going?
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SPEAKER_00: You have no backdrop.
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SPEAKER_00: I just see green screen.
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SPEAKER_00: I know, but the fans see the backdrop.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know what the fuck's going on.
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SPEAKER_00: The ghosts are in the machine, so to speak.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: I know what a big police fan you are, too.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm literally looking at the OBS, and it's not a green screen.
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SPEAKER_03: It's the Billy Studio.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: But you see a green screen for some fucking reason.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_03: I updated OBS today, probably the biggest mistake of my life.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, boy.
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SPEAKER_02: But, well, as long as the fans see what you think they should see, so be it.
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SPEAKER_02: But they don't even realize you're sitting there naked.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's right.
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SPEAKER_00: This is green screen clothes.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm painting my dick green so it doesn't show on the screen.
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SPEAKER_00: That's it.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're the green goblin.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_02: Mr. Grinch.
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SPEAKER_02: There you are.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, here we are on Halloween.
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SPEAKER_02: Halloween.
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SPEAKER_02: One of the rare occasions that the Classic Metal Show falls on a Halloween and
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SPEAKER_02: a Saturday night that unfortunately we kick the clocks back an hour.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't mind this kickback, although I wish we weren't doing it at all.
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SPEAKER_02: I wish we weren't doing it at all either.
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SPEAKER_02: I absolutely hate this.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't love it.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't love it,
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SPEAKER_03: but I don't mind this one as bad because I actually do get an extra hour
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SPEAKER_03: of quote-unquote rest, I guess, but...
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SPEAKER_00: A whole hour.
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SPEAKER_02: A whole 60 minutes.
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SPEAKER_00: Look, when you go as long as I do on a Saturday into Sunday morning until
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SPEAKER_00: the light sun comes up, I'll take that hour.
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SPEAKER_00: That hour is precious.
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SPEAKER_02: You're living to the light of day.
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SPEAKER_02: Just like Michael J.
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SPEAKER_02: Fox and Joan Jett.
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SPEAKER_02: Exactly right.
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SPEAKER_02: Right there in Cleveland.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_02: Next thing I know, you're going to be Entertaining at the Euclid Tavern.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I'm that big time.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, then you'll get kicked off stage what would be Nine Inch Nails.
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SPEAKER_00: Right, exactly.
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SPEAKER_00: Look at Jackal already, bonus hour.
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SPEAKER_00: I can promise you, Jackal, there will not be a bonus hour.
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SPEAKER_02: We go through this
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SPEAKER_00: every time.
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SPEAKER_00: Every fucking time.
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SPEAKER_00: We're not doing it, nor do we cut off an hour.
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SPEAKER_00: In six months.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we don't short you an hour when the clocks turn ahead.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: So we're not going to give you an hour when the clocks turn back.
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SPEAKER_02: How about that?
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SPEAKER_00: That's it.
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SPEAKER_00: We're doing six hours.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit what your fucking clock says.
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SPEAKER_02: Six hours of our greatness, that's all you get.
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SPEAKER_02: That's it.
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SPEAKER_02: You know,
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SPEAKER_02: it's so funny,
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SPEAKER_02: you know, when people who, you know, who are fans of the show, and trust me, I...
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SPEAKER_02: Appreciate each and every one who tunes in every week, but they want more.
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SPEAKER_02: Of course.
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SPEAKER_02: That's the whole thing.
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SPEAKER_02: It's just like, what is it that we do that you want more of?
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, seriously, six hours of us.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, you go,
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SPEAKER_02: all right,
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SPEAKER_02: I've had enough of these two chuckleheads, but it's like, no, we want one more.
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SPEAKER_02: Give us one more.
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SPEAKER_00: That's like four hours more than I want of us.
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SPEAKER_00: I'd love this to be two hours.
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SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
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SPEAKER_02: But yeah, you and I both agree that, you know, things do fly by as quick as they do.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: But, you know, six hours.
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SPEAKER_02: Come on, man.
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SPEAKER_02: That's plenty.
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SPEAKER_02: Come on, man, as the former former Joe Biden would say.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Even Joe Rogan doesn't do six hours and they pay him 100 million a year or whatever.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you what, guys, if you guys could do enough super chats to fund 100 million dollars.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll give you an extra hour for the rest of this year and all of next year.
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SPEAKER_00: In fact,
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SPEAKER_00: I'll give you eight hours a Saturday if you guys can just contribute $100 million
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SPEAKER_03: between now and the end of the year in Rumble Rants or whatever
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SPEAKER_03: the fuck they're called.
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SPEAKER_03: See, Jay Lee got us started.
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SPEAKER_03: He put the first $5 in.
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SPEAKER_03: Did he?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you, Jay Lee.
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SPEAKER_02: I get $250 of that, man.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, let me text that over to you right now.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Venmo
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SPEAKER_02: me, man.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let me do that.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you take Zell, Neely?
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SPEAKER_00: Can I Zell you after tax about a dollar and a quarter?
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SPEAKER_02: I don't do any of that stuff.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't do any of that mobile banking shit.
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SPEAKER_00: Can I write you a check for a dollar and a quarter?
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SPEAKER_00: Give me my piece, man.
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SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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SPEAKER_02: Too funny.
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SPEAKER_02: But here we are on Halloween.
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SPEAKER_02: What does that mean for you and I?
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SPEAKER_02: Absolutely nothing.
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SPEAKER_00: Not a damn thing.
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SPEAKER_02: I looked out the window two or three times earlier this evening.
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SPEAKER_02: I did not see a one trick-or-treater in the entire neighborhood.
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SPEAKER_02: I guess they don't do that anymore.
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SPEAKER_00: They do do it,
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SPEAKER_00: but there's,
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SPEAKER_03: and I am speaking from a thousand percent ignorance here other than,
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SPEAKER_03: I know I saw it advertised a couple times when I was doing
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SPEAKER_03: the pinball PA social shit.
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SPEAKER_03: There's something in every city,
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SPEAKER_03: and if somebody in the chat wants to explain what it is, that's fine.
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SPEAKER_02: Is that trick or trunk?
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SPEAKER_03: Trunk or treat.
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SPEAKER_02: Trunk or treat, yes.
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SPEAKER_03: But I don't know what that is,
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SPEAKER_03: but it seems like that's the safe way to trick or treat or something.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, it's typically sponsored by church organizations.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: So it's a safe way of having Halloween, I guess, in a safe environment or something.
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SPEAKER_02: My nephews came to have dinner with me a couple Sundays ago.
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SPEAKER_02: And as we were driving to dinner, they were having this trunk or treat thing.
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SPEAKER_02: I didn't know what it was either.
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SPEAKER_02: And my nephews knew what it was.
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SPEAKER_02: I was like, what the hell's going on here?
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SPEAKER_02: Because there were quite a few people there,
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SPEAKER_02: a couple hundred at least,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: parents and their kids and everybody dressed up in Halloween,
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SPEAKER_02: you know, Costumes and stuff.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: And I said, wait, what the hell's going on?
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SPEAKER_02: And my nephews knew what it was.
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SPEAKER_02: He goes, yeah, I think that's a trunk or treat thing.
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SPEAKER_00: So do they all just gather in one place and get like handed a whole bag full of candy?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know if it's like,
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know if it's they play games and they get candy and it's sort of like a,
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SPEAKER_02: you know, it's a, it's a sponsored by church organization, I guess.
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SPEAKER_03: According to dude, bro.
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SPEAKER_03: People don't do it in the neighborhood anymore.
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SPEAKER_03: They pack them into cars and go to the rich neighborhoods.
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Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_03: I didn't hear, of course, I was asleep, so they could have been banging on my door all evening.
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SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't have heard it.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: They wouldn't have got shit either because there ain't no candy here.
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SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I'm on a diet, kids.
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SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: No candy for you.
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SPEAKER_00: Would you like an apple?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: You know what?
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SPEAKER_02: I see so many of these videos out there.
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SPEAKER_02: Just a certain demographic out there who will just walk up on a porch and take the entire bowl.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, and it's like, who are you fucking people?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I'll tell you the reason.
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SPEAKER_00: The reason is because the parents don't smack them in the back of the head when they do that.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to lie and say I never tried to do that
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SPEAKER_00: when I was 10 years old either, and they just leave the bucket out there.
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SPEAKER_00: I can remember distinctly taking the bucket and dumping it in my bag,
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SPEAKER_00: and my dad fucking smacking me in the back of the head and dumping all my candy back
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SPEAKER_00: in the bucket and taking my ass home.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't be such a fucking gluttonous pig, you bitch.
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SPEAKER_02: I saw this one of this Indian woman come riding by on a bicycle, of all things.
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SPEAKER_02: She stops at a porch.
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SPEAKER_02: And not only did she take all the candy, but then she took some of the lights off the porch.
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SPEAKER_02: They were like LED lights.
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SPEAKER_02: They had the railings of the porch and things decorated with battery-operated lights, I guess.
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SPEAKER_02: And she took them.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Most people are in training to grow up to become Amazon package thieves.
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SPEAKER_02: I guess so.
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SPEAKER_00: Halloween is their training ground.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know, man.
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SPEAKER_02: There's just some places where a 12-gauge really comes in handy.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's just some people that just need to be killed.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, really.
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SPEAKER_02: You serve no purpose.
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_02: You serve no purpose.
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SPEAKER_00: None.
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SPEAKER_02: None.
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SPEAKER_03: What is the thing in the Bible about the people fiddling while Rome burned
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SPEAKER_03: and everybody just kind of danced around and didn't give a fuck
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SPEAKER_03: that their own lives were ending?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: That's kind of where we're at now with society.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Society is slowly burning and we're sitting there going, yeah, give me some more gas.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no shit.
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SPEAKER_02: But yeah,
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SPEAKER_02: I've been slightly amused and kind of riled up a little bit watching some
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SPEAKER_02: of these Degenerates, you know, that just can't act civilized in society.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, I get trick-or-treat and,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: the whole shenanigans with Halloween and all that,
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SPEAKER_02: but this is a day-in, day-out occurrence for some demographics.
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SPEAKER_02: This is what they do every day.
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SPEAKER_03: Every day is Halloween in Sweden.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no shit.
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SPEAKER_00: Every single day.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just like, you fuckers.
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SPEAKER_00: The Swedish neighborhood Walmarts, they have it every single day.
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SPEAKER_02: Ugh.
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SPEAKER_02: This is done with it.
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SPEAKER_02: Done with it.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm with you.
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SPEAKER_02: The fatigue is now exhaustion.
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SPEAKER_03: It's past exhaustion.
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SPEAKER_03: It's coma inducing at this point.
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SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_00: So anyway, what's new in your world?
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SPEAKER_02: I don't think I spoke with you at all this week.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't think you did.
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SPEAKER_03: And there's nothing new in my world.
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SPEAKER_03: Nothing at all.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, I guess health-wise, I got kicked right in the balls again.
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SPEAKER_03: What happened?
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SPEAKER_03: I got my pulmonary back finally after six weeks.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: And I have asthma.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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SPEAKER_00: It's not the worst, but.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't think you did not know that.
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SPEAKER_03: I didn't know that, honestly.
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SPEAKER_03: I honestly was hoping for a more.
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SPEAKER_02: But are you short of breath and have a hard time breathing and stuff?
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SPEAKER_03: Not going to lie, I am tonight.
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SPEAKER_03: Because I don't have the inhaler yet.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, well, I mean, have you had those symptoms for a while or something?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, since I had COVID.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, that's been years.
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SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_00: That's been five years.
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SPEAKER_00: But I just.
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SPEAKER_00: What have you been doing since?
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SPEAKER_00: Sitting around, not going anywhere.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: But you haven't not left the house because you can't breathe.
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SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
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SPEAKER_03: Nothing like that.
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SPEAKER_03: But I do get.
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SPEAKER_03: It's the weirdest goddamn thing because I get fucking winded like a motherfucker.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Just walking out to the mailbox or something.
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SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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SPEAKER_03: But I don't get.
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SPEAKER_03: Like.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't know how to explain this.
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SPEAKER_03: There's a difference between being winded and being tired from exercise.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, you're not getting enough oxygen in your system.
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SPEAKER_03: And I mean, I'll go out and I'll do stuff or I'll walk around or whatever.
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SPEAKER_03: And I won't get tired,
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SPEAKER_03: like from too much exercise or something,
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SPEAKER_03: which you might expect as a fat fuck,
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SPEAKER_03: you know, walking around the neighborhood and fucking wind you.
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SPEAKER_03: But it's not like that.
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SPEAKER_03: But it's literally I'm 14 steps down my driveway and I'm like,
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SPEAKER_02: oh, Yeah, well, yeah, you're not getting enough oxygen in your system is what it is.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I'm slowly but surely turning into one of those old fucks that's going
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SPEAKER_03: to have my,
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SPEAKER_03: the excitement to my week will be filling my little pill collector and my,
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SPEAKER_03: you know, oh, good, I get to take the green one today.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes, it's Tuesday.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: Tuesday is green.
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SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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SPEAKER_03: You know,
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SPEAKER_03: I'm slowly between the iron pills and now this fucking thing and Now I got
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SPEAKER_03: to put eardrops in my ear every fucking night.
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SPEAKER_03: It's like, holy fuck, I am an old fucking loser.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, let's just put it this way.
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SPEAKER_02: Had you not gone to get physical and get medical attention and all this and that,
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SPEAKER_02: you would have been happily ignorant of any of these things.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's exactly it.
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SPEAKER_03: I literally said that to somebody yesterday.
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SPEAKER_03: I literally was like, I wish I just didn't know.
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SPEAKER_03: Because now that I know, now it bugs me even more.
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SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_03: It was better when I was just saying, I'm just a fat fuck, I'm out of breath, whatever.
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SPEAKER_03: You know, that was actually a better answer than, well, you have asthma.
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SPEAKER_03: And if you stray too far away from, because I know what's going to happen.
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SPEAKER_03: It's just like wearing fucking glasses, which I'm supposed to do and I don't.
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SPEAKER_03: When you start wearing glasses, your vision starts to go.
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SPEAKER_03: So that's why I only wear them when my eyes are really fucked up.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: You know, that's the only time I put them on.
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SPEAKER_03: And it's because I've been trying to preserve my sight.
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SPEAKER_03: But it is with the advent of putting doctors in my world.
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SPEAKER_03: Now, now it's like a whole thing.
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SPEAKER_03: Now it's like, well, if you want to hear right, you got to put these drops in your fucking head.
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SPEAKER_03: And if you want to breathe right, you got to puff on this
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SPEAKER_00: fucking silver dick once a day.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: And if you want to not die of low iron or low vitamin D or whatever,
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SPEAKER_00: you got to take this fucking pill every day.
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SPEAKER_02: Right, right.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like, oh, just fucking kill me.
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SPEAKER_02: But see,
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SPEAKER_02: here's the thing,
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SPEAKER_02: and I can only attest for myself,
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SPEAKER_02: is because I'm aware of all those things that diminish as you get older
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SPEAKER_02: that I've always...
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SPEAKER_02: I kept up on preventative action.
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SPEAKER_02: So knowing that you lose iron or you lose vitamin D or whatever it is,
16:08
SPEAKER_02: I kept up on the study on that, the ravages of aging.
16:14
SPEAKER_02: Obviously, I'm no spring chicken, but I'm doing pretty well for You know what I do?
16:20
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm not on any medication.
16:23
SPEAKER_02: I don't wear glasses.
16:25
SPEAKER_02: I can see and hear perfectly.
16:27
SPEAKER_02: I'm in, you know, good health.
16:29
SPEAKER_02: But I started,
16:31
SPEAKER_02: you might remember years ago when we used to have Bob Leather on or,
16:36
SPEAKER_02: you know, people and we were and I would talk about dietary habits and stuff.
16:41
SPEAKER_02: And it's just like,
16:42
SPEAKER_02: You know,
16:43
SPEAKER_02: poking fun at me for,
16:44
SPEAKER_02: you know, eating right and eating healthy and doing these things right.
16:48
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like, well, it's paid off in the long
16:51
SPEAKER_00: run.
16:52
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
16:53
SPEAKER_02: Because I've been this way for decades, you know.
16:57
SPEAKER_03: See, I spent so long not thinking I was going to be here.
17:02
SPEAKER_03: That I didn't give a shit.
17:04
SPEAKER_02: I know that.
17:05
SPEAKER_03: That I literally was like, fuck it.
17:07
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.
17:09
SPEAKER_02: You believed you had a certain expiration date.
17:12
SPEAKER_02: I did.
17:13
SPEAKER_02: And you lived that way as if that expiration date was going to come up on you.
17:17
SPEAKER_02: And now you're way past that expiration date that you had in your head.
17:21
SPEAKER_02: And you're just like, wait a minute.
17:23
SPEAKER_02: I might have a chance to prolong myself a little bit.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: I passed the third year of the expiration date on Tuesday.
17:29
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
17:29
SPEAKER_02: Well, happy birthday.
17:30
SPEAKER_03: Belated birthday.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:33
SPEAKER_03: Like, I give a shit.
17:34
SPEAKER_03: What are you, 58?
17:35
SPEAKER_03: 58, yeah.
17:37
SPEAKER_02: 58.
17:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:39
SPEAKER_03: But, I mean, I lived so long just going for it, going, fuck it.
17:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to eat as much fucking pizza as I want, and you can't stop me.
17:48
SPEAKER_00: And you couldn't stop yourself.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: No, and I couldn't.
17:51
SPEAKER_00: I really couldn't.
17:52
SPEAKER_03: I still have trouble with that one.
17:54
SPEAKER_03: But, yeah,
17:56
SPEAKER_03: when you've kind of just said,
17:57
SPEAKER_03: fuck it, now all of a sudden I'm like, not fuck it anymore?
18:01
SPEAKER_03: I'm really kind of focused in a little more on,
18:05
SPEAKER_03: I haven't had my third cup of water today or whatever.
18:08
SPEAKER_03: You know,
18:09
SPEAKER_03: I get to that point and I'm like, ooh,
18:12
SPEAKER_03: you know,
18:13
SPEAKER_03: and it's such a weird thing for me because I'm so used to, well,
18:18
SPEAKER_03: it's nine o'clock,
18:19
SPEAKER_03: it's as good a time as any to make a screwdriver and just start drinking.
18:23
SPEAKER_03: You know,
18:23
SPEAKER_03: I lived,
18:24
SPEAKER_03: and you know this well,
18:26
SPEAKER_03: when I first got divorced for that first five years,
18:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't think there was one time I was on this show sober.
18:34
SPEAKER_03: Was there?
18:34
SPEAKER_03: Probably not.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: And if you were, I couldn't tell the difference.
18:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:39
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I was always drunk.
18:41
SPEAKER_03: Always drunk.
18:42
SPEAKER_03: And I was just living to die.
18:45
SPEAKER_03: And now I'm actually trying to hang around for a little bit.
18:47
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, all right, well.
18:49
SPEAKER_03: I guess this comes with not trying to hang around for the first 50 fucking years.
18:55
SPEAKER_03: You know, I didn't give a shit for 55 years.
18:58
SPEAKER_03: So now it's like, oh, now I'm stuck to pills and doctors.
19:03
SPEAKER_03: And, you know, it's like, fuck, I just have so many goddamn doctor's appointments.
19:08
SPEAKER_03: And every other day I get a call from the fucking VA.
19:13
SPEAKER_03: Uh, yeah, Dr. So-and-so just wants to tell you that.
19:17
SPEAKER_03: And, and I hate when that's the start of every call.
19:20
SPEAKER_03: Every call is like, I'm calling from Dr. So-and-so's office.
19:23
SPEAKER_03: Just got a little information for you.
19:25
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
19:26
SPEAKER_03: I know this isn't going to be your perfectly healthy and your dick's grown two inches.
19:30
SPEAKER_03: I know that's not what it's going to be.
19:34
SPEAKER_03: You know, I know it's going to be something awful or you wouldn't be calling me.
19:37
SPEAKER_03: Right.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: Give it to me.
19:41
SPEAKER_02: Well.
19:42
SPEAKER_02: All things considering when,
19:45
SPEAKER_02: you know,
19:45
SPEAKER_02: the things that you've,
19:46
SPEAKER_02: you know,
19:47
SPEAKER_02: chosen to share here on the show over the last few months,
19:51
SPEAKER_02: all things considering you're not in a bad way.
19:57
SPEAKER_03: Not as far as like the internals.
19:59
SPEAKER_03: I mean, there's still obviously the fat that has to come off or I will be dead here soon.
20:06
SPEAKER_03: Right.
20:07
SPEAKER_03: And I know that and the docs know that.
20:08
SPEAKER_03: Right.
20:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to do that.
20:12
SPEAKER_03: I have Fat Camp Day 2 coming up in two weeks.
20:17
SPEAKER_02: And what does that mean?
20:18
SPEAKER_03: I think that's when they're actually going to start.
20:21
SPEAKER_03: We're going to actually have the conversation about GLP-1s versus getting cut on
20:26
SPEAKER_03: and starting to make that decision.
20:29
SPEAKER_02: I gotcha.
20:31
SPEAKER_03: We haven't done that part yet.
20:33
SPEAKER_03: We've agreed that I'm willing to do it,
20:35
SPEAKER_03: but we have to do – I don't even know what you have to do to – Honestly,
20:40
SPEAKER_03: you know, I'm still going into this happily stupid.
20:44
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's not like I get done with one thing.
20:47
SPEAKER_03: It's like, oh, let me look up and see what other people have done with this.
20:50
SPEAKER_03: You know,
20:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm just like,
20:52
SPEAKER_03: I'll show up for the appointment and they'll tell me what they're going to tell me
20:55
SPEAKER_03: and I'll tell them what I'm going to tell them.
20:57
SPEAKER_03: I'm not shy.
20:58
SPEAKER_03: I'm not one of those people that's going to be pushed around by a doctor.
21:03
SPEAKER_03: Fuck that.
21:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're not going to zoom.
21:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, whatever you say, I guess.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:08
SPEAKER_02: You're going to question everything.
21:11
SPEAKER_03: If I ever did just what a doctor is going to say blindly,
21:14
SPEAKER_03: I wouldn't have this fucking hand because they wanted
21:17
SPEAKER_03: to cut this fucking arm off back when I was burned up.
21:20
SPEAKER_03: And I just laughed at them and said, no, you're not doing that.
21:24
SPEAKER_03: And they were like, no, no, we have to.
21:25
SPEAKER_03: We have to.
21:26
SPEAKER_03: You got gangrene in your elbow.
21:28
SPEAKER_03: We have to cut your arm off.
21:30
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, nah, we're not doing that.
21:33
SPEAKER_03: We're not doing it.
21:35
SPEAKER_03: And I swear to you, they had my whole family in there, my mom, my dad, Georgetta.
21:40
SPEAKER_03: And I looked at Georgetta.
21:41
SPEAKER_03: I was like, if I wake up from a surgery and my arm is missing, I will never fucking forgive you.
21:46
SPEAKER_03: And I screamed at her.
21:48
SPEAKER_03: And she's like, yeah, I'm not signing off on that.
21:51
SPEAKER_03: She knew.
21:52
SPEAKER_03: She knew.
21:52
SPEAKER_03: I would have cut.
21:53
SPEAKER_03: Even in divorce,
21:54
SPEAKER_03: I would have still called her every fucking day to remind her
21:57
SPEAKER_03: that she cut my fucking arm off.
21:59
SPEAKER_03: I would have.
22:00
SPEAKER_03: I have no doubt in my mind I would have ruined her life for ruining my life.
22:05
SPEAKER_03: And thankfully it didn't come to that.
22:07
SPEAKER_03: Thankfully I took a risk and I was right and the doctors were wrong and so be it.
22:13
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
22:13
SPEAKER_02: You and Dave Mustaine have something in common.
22:16
SPEAKER_03: No, it's that and a horrible attitude.
22:20
SPEAKER_03: Both have that too.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know,
22:27
SPEAKER_02: overall, we're,
22:30
SPEAKER_02: I think,
22:30
SPEAKER_02: you know,
22:31
SPEAKER_02: myself included,
22:32
SPEAKER_02: I think the fans appreciate you just being as open and honest about everything going
22:37
SPEAKER_02: on with you.
22:38
SPEAKER_02: It's a sort of, we're all taking this journey with you in a way.
22:41
SPEAKER_03: What am I going to do?
22:43
SPEAKER_02: Not tell?
22:43
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I know, but,
22:44
SPEAKER_02: but you're,
22:45
SPEAKER_02: you know, you're, You're open and I think the fans in general are very supportive.
22:51
SPEAKER_03: I think so.
22:51
SPEAKER_03: I mean, they are and they do message me.
22:54
SPEAKER_03: I get a lot of messages off of the show.
22:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:57
SPEAKER_03: Dude, just want to tell you my cousin Sid, he did this and he had that and this is what he did.
23:02
SPEAKER_03: And I get a lot of those.
23:04
SPEAKER_03: I get, you know, and I appreciate them all and I do tend to answer them all.
23:08
SPEAKER_03: I don't just look at it and not answer it.
23:11
SPEAKER_03: But.
23:12
SPEAKER_03: And you know this better than anybody.
23:14
SPEAKER_03: The show,
23:15
SPEAKER_03: the people don't know this,
23:16
SPEAKER_03: but when I came back to the show, like in 2012 or whatever it was.
23:23
SPEAKER_02: Right, right.
23:24
SPEAKER_03: When I came back to the show, me and you had a conversation.
23:28
SPEAKER_03: And I told you at that point,
23:30
SPEAKER_03: I said I would come back,
23:31
SPEAKER_03: but I would only come back if I was just brutally honest about everything
23:36
SPEAKER_03: in my life.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: Right.
23:37
SPEAKER_02: Right.
23:38
SPEAKER_03: You know,
23:38
SPEAKER_03: instead of,
23:39
SPEAKER_03: I didn't want to just,
23:41
SPEAKER_03: I felt like as good as I thought that the years that we did previous with
23:46
SPEAKER_03: the show were,
23:47
SPEAKER_03: I didn't like having to keep the kind of Georgetta thing out of the picture.
23:55
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
23:56
SPEAKER_03: Because that was an important,
23:57
SPEAKER_03: the show would have been that much more fucking crazy
24:00
SPEAKER_00: if I would have been sharing some of that stuff.
24:03
SPEAKER_00: It really was.
24:03
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you know, cause you saw it firsthand.
24:05
SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine if I had those stories in real time to tell?
24:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: You might've seen me and her fist fighting on the air, which would have been great for the show.
24:16
SPEAKER_00: It wouldn't have been great for my life, but it would have been great for the show.
24:19
SPEAKER_02: Right.
24:20
SPEAKER_00: And when I came back,
24:21
SPEAKER_00: I told you that,
24:21
SPEAKER_03: that I was like,
24:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm coming back,
24:23
SPEAKER_03: but I'm going to be deadly honest and I don't care what that causes me as far
24:28
SPEAKER_03: as problems.
24:29
SPEAKER_03: I'm just going to be honest.
24:31
SPEAKER_03: And I mean, you can go back and listen.
24:34
SPEAKER_03: It's not like there's any, A,
24:36
SPEAKER_03: I don't need to prove myself, but B,
24:38
SPEAKER_03: if you want proof,
24:39
SPEAKER_03: you can go back and hear those 2012,
24:41
SPEAKER_03: 2013 episodes,
24:43
SPEAKER_03: especially where I was going out when I was in my dating frenzy after divorce
24:49
SPEAKER_03: and I was going out and then I was reading texts
24:52
SPEAKER_00: and stuff
24:54
SPEAKER_00: and just blowing up relationship after relationship by being real, by being honest.
25:02
SPEAKER_03: And I like that.
25:03
SPEAKER_03: I like that part,
25:04
SPEAKER_03: you know,
25:06
SPEAKER_03: other than admitting sticking my dick in a fucking ham,
25:10
SPEAKER_03: you know, everything else that I've told, I don't have any regrets about.
25:14
SPEAKER_03: And even that I don't because
25:16
SPEAKER_00: it's a funny story.
25:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:17
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's true, but it's funny.
25:20
SPEAKER_02: And also circumstances in my life changed where I could also be open
25:26
SPEAKER_02: about things I couldn't be open with before because I was involved with
25:30
SPEAKER_02: a Family-related business,
25:34
SPEAKER_02: and my former brother-in-law was deathly afraid that one
25:40
SPEAKER_02: of our potential clients would catch wind of something I'm saying on the show,
25:45
SPEAKER_02: especially with you,
25:47
SPEAKER_02: because periodically my sister would tune in and listen,
25:51
SPEAKER_02: your friend Chris, I'd have to hear about that.
25:56
SPEAKER_02: And, you know,
25:57
SPEAKER_02: I was no longer involved in that situation,
26:00
SPEAKER_02: which allowed me to also be,
26:03
SPEAKER_02: you know, open about a lot of things I couldn't be open about before.
26:07
SPEAKER_03: Well,
26:07
SPEAKER_03: there was a lot of time where me and you would have a conversation during the week
26:13
SPEAKER_03: and I would so want to bring it up.
26:15
SPEAKER_03: And you're like, nah, dude,
26:16
SPEAKER_03: come on,
26:16
SPEAKER_03: let's leave that kind of off the table, especially with some of the women, you know.
26:21
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
26:22
SPEAKER_03: Some of the,
26:22
SPEAKER_03: there's still things that I would love to go to,
26:25
SPEAKER_03: but I'm just like, nah, you know what?
26:28
SPEAKER_03: I know he still talks to this one every once in a while.
26:30
SPEAKER_03: Let's, let's leave that alone.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: Right.
26:34
SPEAKER_03: You know, but, but I mean, you've got a lot like, and I'll be honest.
26:39
SPEAKER_03: And again,
26:39
SPEAKER_03: since we're just pulling the curtain back and just telling everything,
26:42
SPEAKER_03: when you told the story about, I don't want to say your name.
26:46
SPEAKER_03: Cause I don't know if you ever have about the one from Pittsburgh.
26:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the Pittsburgh girl.
26:51
SPEAKER_03: And I met the Pittsburgh girl in Chicago.
26:54
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
26:55
SPEAKER_03: I was stunned that you brought it to the air.
26:58
SPEAKER_02: I was stunned.
27:01
SPEAKER_02: She pushed my button so bad that I had no problem with that.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: But it's so out of character for you.
27:08
SPEAKER_02: True, but I had nothing to lose at that point.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: No, I mean, it was done.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: Because that just...
27:14
SPEAKER_02: That was like one of the worst experiences I ever had in a relationship as far
27:22
SPEAKER_02: as just flat out just being a cunt.
27:26
SPEAKER_03: Well, and she definitely lived up to that.
27:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't think I've ever turned on anybody's girlfriend,
27:33
SPEAKER_03: not even just yours,
27:34
SPEAKER_03: anybody's girlfriend as fast as I did on that one because I committed the crime
27:40
SPEAKER_03: of offering to buy her a drink.
27:42
SPEAKER_02: Right.
27:42
SPEAKER_02: Right.
27:43
SPEAKER_03: And she acted like I asked her to,
27:45
SPEAKER_03: you know, suck my dick and fucking let me finger bang her asshole.
27:51
SPEAKER_00: I mean, she literally was like,
27:52
SPEAKER_00: well, don't you know that I don't, Wendell should have told you.
27:57
SPEAKER_00: Why are you being so disrespectful?
27:58
SPEAKER_00: I was like, whoa.
28:01
SPEAKER_00: I thought Kelly was going to kick her ass because Kelly was like, you need to shut the fuck up.
28:07
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
28:08
SPEAKER_00: I was like, what the fuck?
28:11
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, all I literally did was said, hey, I'm going to the bar.
28:14
SPEAKER_00: You want me to get you a drink?
28:17
SPEAKER_00: And somehow that was an ultimate crime.
28:21
SPEAKER_00: Ultimate crime.
28:22
SPEAKER_03: I was like, geez.
28:27
SPEAKER_03: Chicks.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
28:32
SPEAKER_02: I've had a share.
28:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you have.
28:34
SPEAKER_02: I've had a share.
28:36
SPEAKER_02: You have.
28:37
SPEAKER_02: You know, but that's.
28:39
SPEAKER_02: Two years.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: Two years is usually, you know, about the limit.
28:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that is it for you, really.
28:46
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
28:47
SPEAKER_02: It's like,
28:50
SPEAKER_02: then it becomes a problem of the whole, you know, where's this going thing?
28:57
SPEAKER_02: Where's this going?
28:58
SPEAKER_02: It's like, it's not going anywhere.
29:01
SPEAKER_02: It's where it is today.
29:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: Where's it going?
29:04
SPEAKER_03: Do you still have to do that show with that foul-mouthed fat guy?
29:08
SPEAKER_03: There's all those things.
29:11
SPEAKER_00: And I heard that a lot over the years.
29:13
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know you have.
29:16
SPEAKER_03: I feel confident in saying that every girlfriend you've ever had since me
29:22
SPEAKER_03: and you have been doing the show hated me.
29:25
SPEAKER_02: Except one.
29:27
SPEAKER_03: Who's the one?
29:28
SPEAKER_03: Taylor.
29:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah.
29:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
29:32
SPEAKER_03: And she does.
29:33
SPEAKER_03: She seems to like me.
29:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:35
SPEAKER_02: And she likes the show.
29:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, then that's why.
29:39
SPEAKER_03: Believe me, though,
29:39
SPEAKER_03: if she ever moved to the point where she's trying to pull you out of the show,
29:43
SPEAKER_03: I will instantly be cancer in her fucking stomach.
29:48
SPEAKER_03: Instantly.
29:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they all do.
29:52
SPEAKER_03: They all hate you.
29:53
SPEAKER_03: And then they all hate me.
29:56
SPEAKER_03: After two years, at first, they're like, oh, you're friendly.
29:58
SPEAKER_03: So friendly.
29:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
30:00
SPEAKER_00: It's just fun.
30:01
SPEAKER_00: It's fun.
30:02
SPEAKER_03: And then it's like, I don't like the way he talks about women.
30:06
SPEAKER_00: I think he was talking about me.
30:09
SPEAKER_03: And I know that's what you've heard.
30:10
SPEAKER_03: I know that's what you've heard.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: Hell, you even got into it with my sister.
30:17
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
30:18
SPEAKER_02: And you were nothing but kind to her and her husband.
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SPEAKER_00: Couldn't have given me a colder shoulder after I literally hooked him up
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SPEAKER_02: I know.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we'll meet him in spite of you, you fucking prick.
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SPEAKER_02: What an asshole you are.
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SPEAKER_00: I know.
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31:38
SPEAKER_00: That's one of those things.
31:40
SPEAKER_03: A lot of times,
31:42
SPEAKER_03: if I felt I was wrong about it,
31:45
SPEAKER_03: I would have called you and had you get her on the phone and apologized for it.
31:49
SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
31:50
SPEAKER_00: Because I'm not going to lie and say I wasn't over the line.
31:54
SPEAKER_03: Me calling a...
31:55
SPEAKER_00: Are one of your family members a cunt?
32:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't think you called her that.
32:01
SPEAKER_02: I think you said stop acting like one is what you said.
32:06
SPEAKER_02: You didn't say, you know, shut up.
32:10
SPEAKER_02: You said, well, you said something.
32:13
SPEAKER_02: She said something about the C word and you said, well, stop acting like a cunt then.
32:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: That's what it was.
32:21
SPEAKER_03: And 99.99% of the time I might've been like,
32:28
SPEAKER_03: you know,
32:29
SPEAKER_03: that's your sister,
32:30
SPEAKER_03: you know,
32:30
SPEAKER_03: maybe I'm over the line or maybe I was cranked up a little bit or whatever.
32:34
SPEAKER_03: Let's smooth that out.
32:36
SPEAKER_00: I looked back on it and there's no God's honest truth.
32:40
SPEAKER_00: I listened back to it a couple of times and I was like, no, I'm not.
32:47
SPEAKER_00: I'm not wrong on this.
32:50
SPEAKER_03: And I still don't think I was wrong on that.
32:52
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know,
32:53
SPEAKER_02: the last blowout I had with her and her husband, that was still part of the blowout.
33:02
SPEAKER_00: And that was in what?
33:04
SPEAKER_00: 2011?
33:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:08
SPEAKER_00: 15 years.
33:09
SPEAKER_02: All I heard from that last blowout that we had, and I haven't spoken with them since.
33:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:15
SPEAKER_02: It's been like three years.
33:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:17
SPEAKER_02: It was like, and you couldn't even defend your sister after your friend called her a cunt.
33:25
SPEAKER_00: Well, in fairness,
33:27
SPEAKER_00: he didn't defend his wife when he saw me at the Michael Francis thing,
33:33
SPEAKER_00: which was after that.
33:35
SPEAKER_00: True.
33:36
SPEAKER_00: He could have easily pulled me aside and been like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
33:39
SPEAKER_00: Or let's duke it out or whatever he wanted to do.
33:44
SPEAKER_00: You know, he could have done that too.
33:46
SPEAKER_00: He did not.
33:48
SPEAKER_03: So I think he's as culpable as you in that situation.
33:52
SPEAKER_03: He had his chance.
33:53
SPEAKER_02: We were right two feet away.
33:54
SPEAKER_02: But in that situation, I didn't think I needed to defend her because she's an adult.
34:00
SPEAKER_02: And in today's world with this, you know, everybody have equal rights, you get treated equally.
34:07
SPEAKER_00: Well, and what got me mad, and I'm
34:11
SPEAKER_03: not even going to lie about it.
34:12
SPEAKER_03: I was definitely mad.
34:14
SPEAKER_03: I wasn't playing.
34:15
SPEAKER_03: I was definitely mad.
34:18
SPEAKER_03: I did not like her coming on to my show.
34:21
SPEAKER_03: And I know technically it's your show.
34:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but.
34:24
SPEAKER_03: But it's my show and your show.
34:26
SPEAKER_03: Right, of course.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: And I did not like her coming on and trying to act like she was the boss.
34:32
SPEAKER_03: And I was just a fucking monkey here to clap for her.
34:36
SPEAKER_03: And I wasn't going to take that.
34:39
SPEAKER_03: I just wasn't going to.
34:40
SPEAKER_03: And I mean, since we're telling this whole story anyway, she was drunk.
34:45
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
34:46
SPEAKER_03: I think I was drunk.
34:47
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
34:48
SPEAKER_03: And words were spoken.
34:54
SPEAKER_02: And as adults,
34:56
SPEAKER_02: those kinds of things can just be,
34:58
SPEAKER_02: you know, taken for face value and go, well, I was drunk.
35:02
SPEAKER_02: You were drunk.
35:03
SPEAKER_02: Things were said.
35:04
SPEAKER_02: So be it.
35:05
SPEAKER_03: Move on.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: 15 years later.
35:08
SPEAKER_03: And I did what I still would think would be a big enough favor to kind of wipe the slate clean.
35:15
SPEAKER_03: I'm not saying forgive.
35:17
SPEAKER_03: But the slate should be at least start at zero at this point.
35:21
SPEAKER_03: Right.
35:21
SPEAKER_03: I agree.
35:22
SPEAKER_03: I completely agree.
35:23
SPEAKER_03: It's not.
35:23
SPEAKER_03: So it's like, all right, whatever.
35:25
SPEAKER_02: Well, the character was shown to me three years ago by both of them,
35:32
SPEAKER_02: even though she's blood and, you know, and her poor choices and husbands and things.
35:39
SPEAKER_02: The character has been shown to me at that time.
35:42
SPEAKER_02: And I'm not going to let it go unless I get a...
35:46
SPEAKER_02: Some kind of an apology, and I have not received that yet, so it's not going to happen.
35:51
SPEAKER_00: I don't blame you.
35:53
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
35:53
SPEAKER_03: I mean, we won't get
35:54
SPEAKER_00: into all
35:55
SPEAKER_03: that.
35:55
SPEAKER_03: I definitely know that story, and you're not wrong on that either.
35:58
SPEAKER_03: You're 100% not wrong on that.
36:01
SPEAKER_03: I would never.
36:01
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know my story.
36:05
SPEAKER_03: I went 12 years without speaking one word to anybody in my family.
36:09
SPEAKER_03: 12 years.
36:10
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
36:12
SPEAKER_03: And honestly, I don't think I was wrong.
36:15
SPEAKER_03: I still don't think I was wrong.
36:17
SPEAKER_03: I just needed to get over it or I was going to put a bullet in my face.
36:21
SPEAKER_03: So I just needed to just settle it.
36:23
SPEAKER_03: So I did.
36:24
SPEAKER_03: But I still don't think I was wrong.
36:26
SPEAKER_03: I don't.
36:28
SPEAKER_00: It is what it is.
36:30
SPEAKER_00: You had just cause.
36:32
SPEAKER_00: I did.
36:33
SPEAKER_00: I definitely did.
36:35
SPEAKER_00: All right, enough about this.
36:37
SPEAKER_00: Now I'm getting all angry.
36:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, fuck!
36:42
SPEAKER_02: Well, it gets that high blood pressure going.
36:45
SPEAKER_02: And I know you said that's one thing you don't have is high blood pressure.
36:49
SPEAKER_03: Until the next time I go to the doctor,
36:50
SPEAKER_03: I'll be like, what have you been talking about on that show?
36:52
SPEAKER_03: Your blood pressure is 220 over 70.
36:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:59
SPEAKER_02: And I like the fact that, you know, in your previous situation, I was the bad guy.
37:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: That literally...
37:11
SPEAKER_03: Was the biggest injustice of understanding a person I think I've ever experienced.
37:20
SPEAKER_03: And I understand it from her side, but she's wrong.
37:25
SPEAKER_03: She had it in her head that the reason I was the way I was was not me.
37:34
SPEAKER_03: It was all the outside sources to me.
37:36
SPEAKER_02: Right.
37:37
SPEAKER_03: And that that.
37:39
SPEAKER_03: She was the inside source that I should be leaning toward being more like her
37:45
SPEAKER_03: than all of these outside sources that were not like her.
37:50
SPEAKER_03: And she, the only time, because look, I was totally leading the double life.
37:57
SPEAKER_03: You know, I was going to work every day and hell, I'm so glad to be here.
38:02
SPEAKER_03: How about the big baseball game yesterday?
38:04
SPEAKER_03: That was wonderful.
38:05
SPEAKER_03: You know, I was that guy during the day.
38:09
SPEAKER_03: During the day, I was nine to five, you know, corporate Chris.
38:13
SPEAKER_03: And I played that game and I hated it,
38:15
SPEAKER_03: but I would come home and,
38:18
SPEAKER_03: you know,
38:18
SPEAKER_03: then I had to deal with all her religious bullshit and homework with kids and blah,
38:23
SPEAKER_03: blah, blah, all that bullshit, which I really didn't have any time for.
38:27
SPEAKER_03: Just wasn't for me.
38:28
SPEAKER_03: You know, I was a terrible dad.
38:29
SPEAKER_03: I'll admit that I was not very good at it.
38:32
SPEAKER_03: But then I would be myself and
38:38
SPEAKER_03: For those six hours during the week, that was my self time.
38:44
SPEAKER_03: Those six hours and the two that I would do on MMS were Chris being Chris.
38:49
SPEAKER_03: Well, she always equated that to,
38:52
SPEAKER_03: well, the only time I do crazy shit is when I'm doing that radio stuff.
38:58
SPEAKER_03: So you were the worst of the bad guys,
39:01
SPEAKER_00: but she didn't like Wardlaw either.
39:02
SPEAKER_02: Right.
39:03
SPEAKER_02: Right.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: And he couldn't be a more passive, more easygoing guy that you've ever known in your life.
39:10
SPEAKER_00: He could be a deacon in a church and no one would look twice.
39:14
SPEAKER_00: That's true.
39:15
SPEAKER_03: He is that guy.
39:17
SPEAKER_03: And I was told in both of these situations,
39:20
SPEAKER_03: in this show and in the metal show,
39:22
SPEAKER_03: when I was doing that for MMS, there was a straight guy and then there was me.
39:29
SPEAKER_03: That was my role in both shows.
39:33
SPEAKER_03: You were the one that's disciplined, organized, well thought out.
39:39
SPEAKER_03: And I'm the guy that'll jump off a bridge because somebody threw a dollar and I want it.
39:45
SPEAKER_03: That's the difference.
39:47
SPEAKER_03: And that works.
39:49
SPEAKER_03: You know, it works on this show.
39:50
SPEAKER_03: It worked on the metal show.
39:52
SPEAKER_03: Quite honestly, it works on the Seth show.
39:54
SPEAKER_02: And you're happy being that guy.
39:55
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's who I am.
39:57
SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm saying.
39:58
SPEAKER_02: And you're happy being that guy.
39:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:01
SPEAKER_02: You're happy in your own skin when you're allowed to be who you are.
40:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:07
SPEAKER_03: I love, and I say this without saying that I do things on purpose because I really don't.
40:13
SPEAKER_03: It just happens this way.
40:15
SPEAKER_00: But I love being in the middle of controversy.
40:18
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
40:20
SPEAKER_03: That devil-may-care attitude.
40:22
SPEAKER_03: I am so bored when everything's going smooth.
40:26
SPEAKER_03: That's almost universally when I get into the most trouble.
40:31
SPEAKER_03: I get in trouble when I'm coasting.
40:34
SPEAKER_03: But when we have something cooking or whatever,
40:36
SPEAKER_03: like on this show,
40:38
SPEAKER_03: I have been more happy the last two or three weeks with all this Sebastian Bach
40:42
SPEAKER_03: and Quiet Riot bullshit.
40:44
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
40:45
SPEAKER_03: I absolutely love it.
40:46
SPEAKER_03: I love that people are all pissed off and upset.
40:49
SPEAKER_03: And, you know, dude,
40:51
SPEAKER_03: in the last three weeks,
40:52
SPEAKER_03: we've had one that has just rubbed people the wrong way constantly.
40:56
SPEAKER_03: First, it was the John Torres stuff.
40:59
SPEAKER_03: Then it was Sebastian Bach.
41:01
SPEAKER_03: And this week it was Hetfield versus Roger Waters.
41:08
SPEAKER_00: And on all of them, You guys are fucking stupid.
41:11
SPEAKER_00: You fucking Trump-tard faggots.
41:15
SPEAKER_00: And I just sit there and smile.
41:18
SPEAKER_00: Where most people would probably be
41:19
SPEAKER_03: like, oh, fuck this guy.
41:20
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to tell him.
41:22
SPEAKER_03: I just sit there and I laugh and I heart their comment.
41:28
SPEAKER_02: Because it doesn't affect your life in any way, shape, or form.
41:33
SPEAKER_02: It's nothing.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: You have a viewpoint that I disagree with.
41:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:38
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: And?
41:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's just hilarious to me.
41:43
SPEAKER_03: But I love that.
41:45
SPEAKER_03: And you know that.
41:46
SPEAKER_03: I've always loved the controversy.
41:49
SPEAKER_03: When the Rev showed me an ounce of weakness, what did I do?
41:53
SPEAKER_03: I went into that motherfucker with a whole
41:56
SPEAKER_00: construction crew to tear him apart.
42:00
SPEAKER_00: Same with Talking Metal.
42:02
SPEAKER_00: We held on to Talking Metal for 10 fucking years.
42:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
42:06
SPEAKER_00: And that was really my fight, not even your fight.
42:09
SPEAKER_03: You just liked poking fun at them because they were silly.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they were goofy.
42:13
SPEAKER_03: But for me, it was they got me fired from CBS.
42:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, you had a personal grievance
42:20
SPEAKER_00: against them.
42:21
SPEAKER_00: Right.
42:22
SPEAKER_00: But I took it out for 10 fucking years.
42:25
SPEAKER_00: I didn't stop.
42:26
SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't stop.
42:28
SPEAKER_03: You know, it wasn't until really until I came back that that ended.
42:36
SPEAKER_00: And it was even after that.
42:37
SPEAKER_00: I don't think it was right away then.
42:38
SPEAKER_00: Didn't we try and do Talking Metal once or twice?
42:40
SPEAKER_00: But it just sort of wasn't there anymore.
42:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it just, the silliness was gone.
42:48
SPEAKER_02: Because, you know, they weren't quite as dedicated to it either.
42:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:53
SPEAKER_02: Because these guys were moving on to other things.
42:55
SPEAKER_02: You know,
42:56
SPEAKER_02: obviously John was off doing his Ace Fraley thing and You know,
43:00
SPEAKER_02: Mark was trying to host the show solo.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: And when they did do a show together, it just wasn't quite.
43:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it wasn't quite there.
43:08
SPEAKER_03: It wasn't the same energy or whatever.
43:11
SPEAKER_03: And the world changed and our world's changed too.
43:14
SPEAKER_03: You know, I mean, that's, I don't think I would have as much fun.
43:17
SPEAKER_03: Like we, I get asked that a lot, you know, in locals and in Facebook messages and stuff.
43:23
SPEAKER_03: You guys need to go back to reviewing more podcasts.
43:26
SPEAKER_03: And it's like,
43:29
SPEAKER_00: we get it.
43:29
SPEAKER_02: They stink.
43:30
SPEAKER_02: Well, if you think about it,
43:33
SPEAKER_02: you know, a week or so ago in the locals, I posted all of the Jocktobers.
43:39
SPEAKER_02: We literally were doing Jocktober before ONA were doing Jocktober.
43:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because we were doing it in what, seven or six or something?
43:49
SPEAKER_02: 2006.
43:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:51
SPEAKER_02: 2007,
43:51
SPEAKER_02: and they didn't start Jocktober until 2008 where they started critiquing You know,
43:57
SPEAKER_02: shows, but we were sort of doing that ahead of time.
44:00
SPEAKER_00: We were doing that with the blog talk radio and,
44:04
SPEAKER_00: you know, because we were just looking for stuff to have fun with.
44:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
44:08
SPEAKER_02: And it was all new to us too.
44:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:10
SPEAKER_00: Well, the whole internet thing was new.
44:12
SPEAKER_00: You know, our ability to do a show was new.
44:16
SPEAKER_02: It was.
44:17
SPEAKER_02: And the content that,
44:19
SPEAKER_02: you know,
44:19
SPEAKER_02: that was out there because everybody and their brother wanted to have a show and be
44:24
SPEAKER_02: a DJ and they wanted to have this.
44:27
SPEAKER_02: And, you know, you and I, we both had previous actual broadcast radio experience.
44:35
SPEAKER_02: Right.
44:36
SPEAKER_02: And, you know,
44:38
SPEAKER_02: my obsession with Good audio,
44:42
SPEAKER_02: good clean audio and doing it right and sounding like a real show.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: It fooled a lot of people.
44:51
SPEAKER_02: Because they actually thought we were a corporate show.
44:54
SPEAKER_02: They thought we were in the same room.
44:57
SPEAKER_02: But the thing is,
44:58
SPEAKER_02: we used to get those emails and letters about our content all the time
45:03
SPEAKER_02: and how they were going to go to our station manager and get us pulled off the air.
45:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to get you guys fired.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to get you guys pulled off the air.
45:15
SPEAKER_02: So that to me was a testament on how well we did so early on.
45:20
SPEAKER_02: To where people listened to us and they thought we were an actual corporate show.
45:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:26
SPEAKER_03: I mean, that was, God, I cannot stress enough how difficult that was.
45:33
SPEAKER_03: Quite honestly, I'm about halfway through our book.
45:35
SPEAKER_03: I am like ridiculously slow at getting this book read.
45:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm finished with it.
45:40
SPEAKER_02: I just wanted to get you to the point of being finished with it.
45:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll get there.
45:45
SPEAKER_02: Discuss the strategy of what's next.
45:48
SPEAKER_03: I'll get there by this week.
45:49
SPEAKER_03: But I'm about halfway through.
45:52
SPEAKER_00: And I don't know that we talked about that enough.
45:55
SPEAKER_00: Well, again, there's time to put that in.
45:58
SPEAKER_03: We may have to because I don't know.
46:00
SPEAKER_03: I mean, again, I haven't read the whole thing.
46:02
SPEAKER_03: Do you feel like we addressed that enough?
46:04
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't think so.
46:06
SPEAKER_03: I don't think we.
46:06
SPEAKER_03: I mean, like I said, I'm about halfway through.
46:09
SPEAKER_02: Right.
46:10
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, yeah, there's things I believe,
46:13
SPEAKER_02: you know,
46:13
SPEAKER_02: I read through it in two days and I thought,
46:16
SPEAKER_02: well, this needs to be fleshed out a little more.
46:19
SPEAKER_02: Right.
46:20
SPEAKER_02: And this needs to, you know, this needs to be in there.
46:23
SPEAKER_02: This was kind of an important, you know, stepping stone to where we are today.
46:28
SPEAKER_02: And I agree with you that I had the same exact same feeling that we need to talk
46:34
SPEAKER_02: about that, about how we got where we got.
46:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think so.
46:39
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, there's a little more work to do, but it's getting there.
46:44
SPEAKER_02: I just decided that if it comes out this year, great.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: If it doesn't, if it comes out after the first of the year, I just want it done right.
46:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
46:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to lie.
46:56
SPEAKER_03: I don't see any way it comes out this year.
47:01
SPEAKER_02: We're only eight weeks away from the end of the year.
47:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and by the time...
47:07
SPEAKER_03: X does his additions or rewrites or edits or whatever,
47:12
SPEAKER_03: and I do cover work,
47:13
SPEAKER_03: if it's me that's doing the cover,
47:14
SPEAKER_03: which I'm assuming it is,
47:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm going to think that that's the way it is.
47:21
SPEAKER_02: And don't despair, folks.
47:23
SPEAKER_02: I know there's been some people waiting on this.
47:27
SPEAKER_02: It's going to be a good book when it comes out.
47:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm just not going to hurry it up just to make it to the end of the year.
47:35
SPEAKER_02: I'm not going to do that.
47:36
SPEAKER_02: If it comes out before the end of the year, so be it.
47:39
SPEAKER_02: But we have the first draft.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: There needs to be some edits done.
47:46
SPEAKER_02: There probably needs to have some additional work done.
47:50
SPEAKER_02: And yeah, it's got to be right.
47:54
SPEAKER_02: That's the only thing in the back of my mind.
47:56
SPEAKER_02: It's just got to be right.
47:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:58
SPEAKER_03: No, I agree.
47:59
SPEAKER_03: And we'll get it right.
48:01
SPEAKER_03: And again, I don't think it's bad by any means.
48:05
SPEAKER_03: I wish I'd had time to just sit down and for two or three hours and just read.
48:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I read it over two nights.
48:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I keep reading like,
48:18
SPEAKER_03: all right, well,
48:19
SPEAKER_03: I got 15 minutes until this has to start or this phone call has to be made
48:24
SPEAKER_03: or whatever.
48:24
SPEAKER_03: So I pop it up on my phone and then I'm just reading,
48:28
SPEAKER_03: you know,
48:29
SPEAKER_03: 15 minutes and then I stop and then I go and do whatever and then I come back to it,
48:34
SPEAKER_03: you know, four hours later and read another 10 minutes or whatever.
48:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm slowly getting my way through, you know, but I think it's going to be fun.
48:44
SPEAKER_03: I will say this about it,
48:46
SPEAKER_03: and I don't want to turn this into a whole book sell,
48:48
SPEAKER_03: but there's a lot in it that I did not know.
48:54
SPEAKER_03: And this is as somebody that's been here for the whole time.
48:58
SPEAKER_03: So if I didn't know a lot of it,
49:00
SPEAKER_03: I imagine the fans don't know a good amount of it because I'd imagine there's stuff
49:06
SPEAKER_03: That I've said in the book that the fans don't know either.
49:12
SPEAKER_03: Is there stuff for you or did you know everything that I kind
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SPEAKER_02: of heard?
49:15
SPEAKER_02: No, no.
49:15
SPEAKER_02: There were things in there.
49:17
SPEAKER_02: A candid viewpoint that you gave on a few items there.
49:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
49:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:24
SPEAKER_02: But there needs to be more.
49:26
SPEAKER_02: The whole story isn't complete.
49:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:34
SPEAKER_03: I agree from what I've read.
49:37
SPEAKER_03: Again, it might be complete.
49:38
SPEAKER_03: I don't know,
49:40
SPEAKER_03: but it seems like we're already into where I'm already at is kind of the middle
49:45
SPEAKER_03: of it.
49:47
SPEAKER_03: And we'll see how that all fleshes out, but it'll be fun.
49:53
SPEAKER_03: I'll be anxious and horrified and terrified when it actually comes out.
50:03
SPEAKER_02: Horrified and terrified.
50:05
SPEAKER_00: But I'm like that with all my books.
50:08
SPEAKER_00: Every one of the books that I've released so far, I'm excited to release them.
50:13
SPEAKER_00: Dude, there's nothing better for me and you'll get this experience
50:17
SPEAKER_03: and you'll probably think the same thing.
50:20
SPEAKER_03: The greatest experience is when you finish a book and you get that first box
50:25
SPEAKER_03: and you open the box and it's like, here it is, motherfuckers, my book.
50:33
SPEAKER_03: It really is exciting.
50:35
SPEAKER_03: It's very exciting when you get it.
50:38
SPEAKER_03: And then when you start reading it and distributing it and whatnot,
50:45
SPEAKER_03: and the fans read it,
50:47
SPEAKER_03: and then people that aren't fans, that's always the part that's horrendous to me.
50:53
SPEAKER_03: Is, you know, I got some reviews on, there's a website out there for authors called Goodreads.
50:59
SPEAKER_03: A lot of people use it to buy books and whatnot and to evaluate books.
51:04
SPEAKER_00: And not everything was always, you rule, Chris, you're the best.
51:11
SPEAKER_03: You know, there was quite a few kind of,
51:14
SPEAKER_03: kind of, man, this is like, call me Chris, which I think is my best book.
51:19
SPEAKER_03: Um,
51:20
SPEAKER_03: There was quite a few people that said I was overly graphic for no other reason than
51:24
SPEAKER_03: to be graphic.
51:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you were being shocking for the sake of being shocking.
51:29
SPEAKER_02: Is that the deal?
51:30
SPEAKER_03: That's what they said.
51:31
SPEAKER_03: And I don't agree with that point at all.
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51:56
SPEAKER_01: You know, I think...
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52:26
SPEAKER_03: I personally think that every other book I've ever read on Burnvix,
52:32
SPEAKER_03: which I've read a few, every other one that I read goes soft on what it actually is.
52:39
SPEAKER_03: And that was 100% not what I wanted to do.
52:42
SPEAKER_03: I wanted to tell it as real and as raw as I could so that people
52:48
SPEAKER_03: that read it would be like, ugh, and they would feel it.
52:53
SPEAKER_03: Like they would literally feel it.
52:55
SPEAKER_03: The skin burning off their arm.
52:57
SPEAKER_02: You wanted them to experience it from standing in your shoes.
53:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I didn't want this book that does it.
53:05
SPEAKER_03: And then a magic orb came over me and it was Jesus and he picked me up
53:10
SPEAKER_03: and carried me out of the room.
53:12
SPEAKER_03: You know, I didn't want any of that.
53:14
SPEAKER_03: I wanted this shit fucking hurt.
53:18
SPEAKER_03: I wanted 22 fucking surgeries.
53:21
SPEAKER_03: I wanted doing exercises and the fucking stitches ripping and just bleeding all over.
53:27
SPEAKER_03: I wanted that stuff.
53:29
SPEAKER_03: I wanted people to read it and be horrified because getting burned near to death is horrifying.
53:36
SPEAKER_03: And I wanted to portray that.
53:37
SPEAKER_03: And I think I did.
53:38
SPEAKER_03: And, you know, Most of the reviews have been that, have been like, this is a little too close.
53:46
SPEAKER_03: Like, I've got a lot of five-star ones,
53:49
SPEAKER_03: like on Amazon and whatever,
53:50
SPEAKER_03: that say this is a little too close to home,
53:52
SPEAKER_03: but I wouldn't expect anything less from Chris.
53:56
SPEAKER_03: And that's a great compliment for me.
53:59
SPEAKER_03: To me, I love that compliment,
54:02
SPEAKER_03: because that really says that I did exactly what I wanted to do for that person,
54:07
SPEAKER_03: so...
54:08
SPEAKER_03: You know,
54:09
SPEAKER_03: but it is,
54:10
SPEAKER_03: to go back to the main point,
54:13
SPEAKER_03: it is definitely a little bit intimidating when you put your life out there and
54:19
SPEAKER_03: then strangers evaluate you.
54:22
SPEAKER_03: And you get everything.
54:24
SPEAKER_03: You get everything from there's no way that happened to he's lying to,
54:29
SPEAKER_03: you know, he's glamorizing his injuries for his own purpose.
54:35
SPEAKER_03: You know, you get all that shit, which is fine.
54:36
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
54:37
SPEAKER_03: People think whatever the fuck they want.
54:39
SPEAKER_03: What do I care?
54:39
SPEAKER_03: I took your 17 bucks.
54:41
SPEAKER_02: Maybe you could be part of Jim Florentine's podcast and stories that never happened.
54:46
SPEAKER_00: There you go, Jim.
54:47
SPEAKER_00: Here's the whole book.
54:48
SPEAKER_00: I didn't get burned at all.
54:55
SPEAKER_02: That's too good.
54:56
SPEAKER_03: I sent him a doozy this week,
54:58
SPEAKER_03: which should be,
54:59
SPEAKER_03: I can't imagine he's not going to use this on his Well,
55:02
SPEAKER_02: I sent him one this week, too.
55:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh, good.
55:04
SPEAKER_03: We might both get some love.
55:05
SPEAKER_03: Because for pinball PA purposes,
55:11
SPEAKER_03: I had to sign up for Nextdoor because the marketing people want me to do Nextdoor.
55:19
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
55:19
SPEAKER_03: So I signed up for Nextdoor, and I get their emails every day.
55:24
SPEAKER_03: It's unbelievable.
55:26
SPEAKER_03: But the one that I found...
55:27
SPEAKER_00: Was a lady that wrote three fucking paragraphs,
55:31
SPEAKER_00: three fucking paragraphs about her food not being good from McDonald's.
55:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
55:39
SPEAKER_00: And I couldn't screen capture it fast enough and send it to Jim.
55:44
SPEAKER_03: I was like, and I sent it to him and I just get a one word text back from just unreal.
55:53
SPEAKER_00: Because it was unreal.
55:54
SPEAKER_00: She was critiquing McDonald's food.
55:56
SPEAKER_00: McDonald's.
55:57
SPEAKER_00: McDonald's food.
55:59
SPEAKER_00: If it doesn't taste like an actual shit sandwich, be happy.
56:03
SPEAKER_00: It's McDonald's.
56:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:05
SPEAKER_02: It's a C minus at best.
56:07
SPEAKER_00: C minus.
56:08
SPEAKER_00: You must have nicer ones than I do.
56:12
SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
56:13
SPEAKER_03: I'd rather eat a gas station sandwich.
56:20
SPEAKER_00: That's a throwback, by the way, people.
56:22
SPEAKER_00: Neely got it.
56:23
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you guys did.
56:25
SPEAKER_02: A little Black Metal Ray humor there.
56:27
SPEAKER_00: A little throwback to 2008.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:34
SPEAKER_00: All right.
56:34
SPEAKER_00: Well, I say we take a break.
56:36
SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
56:36
SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
56:37
SPEAKER_00: What are we missing?
56:38
SPEAKER_00: Winter in the chat room.
56:41
SPEAKER_00: McDoubles rule?
56:43
SPEAKER_00: No, they don't.
56:45
SPEAKER_00: They rule what?
56:47
SPEAKER_00: They rule as the cheapest sandwich that makes your stomach rot.
56:52
SPEAKER_00: They don't rule.
56:54
SPEAKER_03: They rule at three in the morning when you're shit-faced drunk
56:57
SPEAKER_03: and you need something to get you home.
56:59
SPEAKER_03: A couple of McDoubles will do the job, but
57:03
SPEAKER_00: it's like eating fucking right out of the toilet.
57:08
SPEAKER_02: You know, the last time I rolled through a McDonald's was 2017.
57:11
SPEAKER_02: Jeez,
57:12
SPEAKER_03: oh man.
57:13
SPEAKER_02: And that wasn't...
57:15
SPEAKER_02: My choice, that was the choice of the person I was with at the time.
57:21
SPEAKER_03: Did you eat something?
57:24
SPEAKER_00: No.
57:24
SPEAKER_00: No, you just rolled through?
57:26
SPEAKER_00: I rolled through there to get
57:27
SPEAKER_02: her something.
57:28
SPEAKER_02: You're like, what do you want?
57:30
SPEAKER_02: Well, she knew what she wanted.
57:32
SPEAKER_02: She was very focused on that.
57:34
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
57:34
SPEAKER_02: I was just like, okay.
57:37
SPEAKER_03: You weren't like, oh, and give me a chicken sandwich or a filet-o-fish or whatever?
57:41
SPEAKER_02: No, I was just like, yeah, I'll pass.
57:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
57:45
SPEAKER_03: I don't like McDonald's.
57:47
SPEAKER_03: I mean, every once in a great while,
57:49
SPEAKER_03: maybe twice a year, I'll run through there, but
57:53
SPEAKER_00: not a big fan.
57:54
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's literally just like eating a food supplement.
58:00
SPEAKER_03: It's not like, it's kind of like eating MREs back in the military.
58:03
SPEAKER_03: It's not really food, but it's sort of food.
58:08
SPEAKER_03: Food-like.
58:09
SPEAKER_02: It's food adjacent.
58:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's food-like.
58:18
SPEAKER_02: It's similar to food.
58:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it looks like food.
58:22
SPEAKER_02: It kind of smells like something.
58:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
58:26
SPEAKER_03: That is,
58:26
SPEAKER_03: unless you get the waft of the person that's fucking serving you
58:29
SPEAKER_03: that food coming out of that window.
58:32
SPEAKER_03: Then you're just like, ooh, Jesus.
58:35
SPEAKER_02: No thanks.
58:36
SPEAKER_00: Why does this smell like burnt hair?
58:38
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
58:39
SPEAKER_00: Ugh.
58:43
SPEAKER_00: Or some soul glow.
58:44
SPEAKER_00: What do you think that special sauce is?
58:56
SPEAKER_02: All right.
58:56
SPEAKER_02: Now can we take a break?
58:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we can take a break.
58:59
SPEAKER_02: All right.
59:00
SPEAKER_02: All right.
59:00
SPEAKER_02: Well, as always,
59:01
SPEAKER_02: those of you who support the show monetarily and put a request in the old fast pass
59:09
SPEAKER_02: in the locals, I appreciate that.
59:12
SPEAKER_02: And if you want to get a request in on a Saturday and you want to support the show,
59:16
SPEAKER_02: go over to classicmetalshow.locals.com.
59:19
SPEAKER_02: Sign up.
59:20
SPEAKER_02: $4.99 a month, $5 a month gives you the little perks that we offer you through the locals.
59:27
SPEAKER_02: And one of the perks is getting a request on a Saturday.
59:31
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
59:31
SPEAKER_02: So that's where the requests come from.
59:34
SPEAKER_02: And if I ever run out,
59:36
SPEAKER_02: which lately I have not been running out of requests,
59:38
SPEAKER_02: you guys and girls have been doing a great job at filling up that FastPass box.
59:44
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
59:45
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, if I ever do run out, I resort to the email request.
59:49
SPEAKER_02: So those who pay get first choice.
59:52
SPEAKER_02: Kind of like riding a ride at Disney.
59:55
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
59:56
SPEAKER_02: So, all right, I will let you pick the song to lead us off.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_02: So what shall we play?
1:00:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, in honor of Halloween,
1:00:04
SPEAKER_03: why don't we go with Little White Zombie with, what is this song called?
1:00:09
SPEAKER_03: El Phantasmo and the Chicken Liver Special or whatever.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_03: It's some dumb name, but it starts with El Phantasmo.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_03: It's on the Astro Creep record.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_02: Let's see here.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_03: It's like track nine or ten
1:00:23
SPEAKER_00: or something.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_00: El Phaztasmo?
1:00:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, whatever.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_00: El Phantasmo or something.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_02: Is it iZombie?
1:00:38
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_02: No?
1:00:39
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_00: It's on the AstroCreep record.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_00: All right, let's go to the AstroCreep.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_00: Let's go to AstroCreep.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_00: I know that's where it is.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_00: And then it's near the bottom.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_00: Got it.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_02: White zombie AstroCreep.
1:00:54
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
1:00:57
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_02: Let's see here.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_02: There we are.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_02: Astro Creep 2000, Songs of Love.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_02: Let's see here.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_02: Astro Creep.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_02: They got a shit ton of stuff up here for White Zombie.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_00: I didn't know this was going to be this hard.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_02: Well, let's see here.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_00: It's like track nine or something.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to pull up the album itself because every time I put in a song title,
1:01:32
SPEAKER_02: just that title comes up.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_02: Let's see here.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_02: Let's see here.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh, there it is.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_02: It's number nine.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I got it.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_02: All right, well,
1:01:49
SPEAKER_02: leading into this song,
1:01:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to play one of our better Chris beatdowns with the merciless onslaught
1:02:00
SPEAKER_02: of Chris and the Rev.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_02: Nice.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_02: To wrap up this segment.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_02: So here it is.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_02: It's the Merciless Onslaught exclusively here.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_03: On your classic metal show.
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