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Britney Spears Mystery, Curious Case of Natalie Grace with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: When you're on the road, when you're on the go,
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood
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  Speaker 3: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to
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  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop. I've got the tall drink of water who
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  Speaker 2: looks very tan, Justin Martindale. Right before we turned on
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  Speaker 2: all the mics and everything, I said, you look really tan.
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  Speaker 2: How can you be so tan when the whole Southern
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  Speaker 2: California has been suffering in June? Not wholesale Southern California,
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  Speaker 2: but L.A., Newport, lots of June gloom. So explain yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Just, you know, as.
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  Speaker 2: Did you go inside a tanning bed?
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  Speaker 3: No, I went to Dubai for the day.
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  Speaker 2: For pride? Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: I love just a comfortable Dubai. No, it's actually just
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  Speaker 3: a spray tan.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you went full spray tan.
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  Speaker 3: I got in the tent and sprayed it down.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have the girl or guy that's the spray
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  Speaker 2: technician do a little carving of some abs for you?
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  Speaker 3: No, those were real.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't do some cum gutters?
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  Speaker 3: No. What?
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  Speaker 2: God.
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  Speaker 3: What? It is morning time. Really? No. No. I don't
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  Speaker 3: need them. I got them. I did post a picture
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  Speaker 3: of post spray tan. Gorgeous. It's a good one. I
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  Speaker 3: felt like, hey, let's put it out there. Some might
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  Speaker 3: call it a thirst trap. Okay. And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you know what? This is going to get a lot
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  Speaker 3: of traction. And it got a lot of women crazy
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  Speaker 3: a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Including my mom, who said, you look so hot. And
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  Speaker 3: I blocked her. I was like, Mom, you can't say
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  Speaker 3: I'm hot. Stop it. Yeah, it was cute, though.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, in my day, when we would go to the
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  Speaker 2: tanning beds, the telltale sign that someone went to a
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  Speaker 2: tanning bed, it was not a natural tan, is because
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  Speaker 2: you would lay on the bed. based on what type
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  Speaker 2: of ass you had, you would have a little white
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  Speaker 2: crease between your ass cheek and your thigh.
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  Speaker 3: Because of the light or whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Because you would lay down and your ass would then
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  Speaker 2: cover the top of your thigh, which wouldn't happen if
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  Speaker 2: you were laying on your stomach at Zuma Beach. So
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  Speaker 2: I remember seeing my friend and she was like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I've just been laying out in my backyard and it's
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  Speaker 2: all natural.
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  Speaker 3: Lies.
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  Speaker 2: And she gets up to go on the diving board
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  Speaker 2: and it's just like this white crease under her ass.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I knew you went to a tanning salon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Or did you ever have the, like, Playboy Bunny sticker?
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  Speaker 2: She's no longer with us. She has done a skin cancer. No,
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  Speaker 2: just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: That took a turn.
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  Speaker 2: Not kidding. No, I am kidding. No, she turned out
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  Speaker 2: to be.
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  Speaker 3: Fine, everybody. What's the name of this episode? Come Gutters
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  Speaker 3: and Death? Yes. Did you ever have the Playboy Bunny sticker?
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  Speaker 2: No, but I think that's a cute idea.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how you knew, like, you were tan.
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  Speaker 2: Especially because Hugh Hefner has such a wonderful reputation since
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  Speaker 2: the documentary.
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  Speaker 3: There is that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wait. I have a Kendra Wilkinson story coming in.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get into it. Let's get into it.
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  Speaker 2: Because we have so many to talk about. Hottest, sexiest
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  Speaker 2: couple around.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: How do you say her name in the milkshake?
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  Speaker 3: Khalees.
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  Speaker 2: Khalees and Bill Murray. Yes. They are an actual couple.
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  Speaker 2: Bill Murray, comedian, you know, a million things. Hilarious. He's 72.
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  Speaker 2: And she's 43 and they are dating, spending time together
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  Speaker 2: in the U.S. and U.K., And even though there's a
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  Speaker 2: significant age gap, the couple really have a lot in
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  Speaker 2: common because they both unfortunately lost partners. So they're just
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  Speaker 2: enjoying each other's company. And, you know, I saw this. And,
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  Speaker 2: of course, her song is My Milkshake Brings All.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 2: My Ensure brings all the boys.
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  Speaker 3: My Ensure.
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  Speaker 2: My Ensure Milkshake brings all the boys. Ensure is basically PediaSure,
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  Speaker 2: but for old people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's like a Boniva song.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like a nice shake to get all your,
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  Speaker 2: like a creamy milk to get all your.
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  Speaker 3: Don't say creamy milk. Is it like just vitamin milk
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  Speaker 3: or whatever? Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's good for you. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. I love a. Who cares? I think
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  Speaker 3: it's great. I love it. I support this. They are
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  Speaker 3: doing no wrong as long as they're happy.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to some shows and some things. They stayed
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  Speaker 2: at the same London hotel and yeah. They're not really
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  Speaker 2: putting labels on the situation. Both single and having fun.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think, yes, it's just, yes, there's a
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  Speaker 2: significant age gap, but also you just wouldn't really think
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  Speaker 2: that this singer and this old male comedian.
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  Speaker 3: Like what do they have in common?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like maybe if she was a comedian too or
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  Speaker 2: he was in the music business too or, yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: don't have, but. I don't know. I think it's very interesting.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, when I first saw it, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: this can't be real. This was just a photo of them. No,
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  Speaker 2: they're like, no, we are down.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: We are down.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. Because it's like, I love just unexpected romance.
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  Speaker 2: Totally unexpected.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like a nice.
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  Speaker 2: Summer, like, ah, shocker. 30-year age difference romance. And if he,
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  Speaker 2: if they end up having a baby, because she's only 43,
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  Speaker 2: he could join the El Pacino and De Niro, and
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  Speaker 2: he could have a baby. Oh, my God. I honestly
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  Speaker 2: want them now to have a baby.
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  Speaker 3: Well, manifest it. Light a candle.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to manifest it because I think that would
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  Speaker 2: be amazing. And then she could be a spokesperson for
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  Speaker 2: PediaSure and Ensure. And it's two milkshakes, one for your
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  Speaker 2: little baby to get enough nutrients and one for your
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  Speaker 2: older husband to get enough. This is, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Please make this happen in the universe. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Vanderpump end of the saga.
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  Speaker 3: Is it, though? Is it over?
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  Speaker 2: No, not really.
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  Speaker 3: Not really? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, really the exciting stuff that happened is at the very,
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  Speaker 2: very tail end of the reunion, they go back to
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  Speaker 2: just Raquel alone, giving her interview with the producer, who
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  Speaker 2: is a wonderful producer. He was really squeaking the juice
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  Speaker 2: out of her.
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  Speaker 4: And....
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  Speaker 2: She, at that point, did have a tiny bit of remorse.
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  Speaker 2: She was crying more than she did at the reunion.
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  Speaker 2: And this was recorded six days after the reunion. And
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  Speaker 2: the reunion, by the way, was recorded three weeks after
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing broke in March. Right. So people were
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  Speaker 2: not loving Ariana, saying everything she said. And the Peacock
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  Speaker 2: version is the complete uncut. I mean, you got the
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  Speaker 2: C-U-N-T word. You got the F-U word. You got every word.
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  Speaker 3: Lots of language.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And.
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  Speaker 2: So in Ariana's defense, I mean, she had never faced them. Well,
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  Speaker 2: she faced Tom, but she hadn't faced her, you know, since.
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  Speaker 2: So it was more raw than it is today. But
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  Speaker 2: in seeing Raquel, so she has since, she recorded this
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  Speaker 2: six days later. After that, she went to a mental
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  Speaker 2: health facility and has remained there. She's going on like
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  Speaker 2: 65 days or something. Good for her.
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  Speaker 3: Lock it down.
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  Speaker 2: And so some, you know, so then some people are starting, including,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Lala has said, yeah, I do feel a
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  Speaker 2: little differently because also they're not going to be as
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  Speaker 2: heated as they were in March.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And they did all benefit in a way financially from it.
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  Speaker 3: Ariana's like the spokesperson for batteries and all sorts of things.
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  Speaker 2: And I want to say what I think Ariana did right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If you're ever in this horrible situation again, which we
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  Speaker 2: don't want anyone to be a public cheating with the
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  Speaker 2: best friend on a reality show.
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  Speaker 3: Make a shirt.
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  Speaker 2: Make a shirt for one. We've got the number one
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  Speaker 2: guy in the group, thanks to Jax Taylor, which I love.
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  Speaker 2: They all made shirts. But in her case, the first
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  Speaker 2: thing she did was she just shut it down. She
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  Speaker 2: didn't talk to anybody. I guess she deactivated her Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: but that doesn't mean you lose your people. You just
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  Speaker 2: put it aside. And then after a couple weeks when
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  Speaker 2: she could gain the strength and she really handled everything
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  Speaker 2: beautifully and took all these opportunities and made light of it,
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  Speaker 2: And at the time when she shut off her Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: I was like to Lala, I'm like, what is she doing?
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  Speaker 2: And Lala was like, I know. I don't know. But
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  Speaker 2: now in retrospect, I do think that's the thing to
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  Speaker 2: do in a situation where you are just so blindsided
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  Speaker 2: and distraught, even if you're in the public eye. I
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  Speaker 2: do think just shut it down. Be the bigger person.
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  Speaker 2: Have your real friends around you with no cameras, with
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  Speaker 2: no Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Then you'll just be in a better place for when
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  Speaker 2: you're going to, you know, make that lemon into lemonade.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, like take a moment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We've talked about it. Mute.
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  Speaker 2: You know, not everything ever. Not every emotion has to
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  Speaker 2: be expressed at every moment while you're having it just
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  Speaker 2: because you're a public figure. And let this be a lesson.
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  Speaker 2: Let this be a lesson.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: To everyone, including myself. Some things hit you on the
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  Speaker 2: wrong day.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it happens.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't having a great day. And someone DM'd me
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  Speaker 2: and said, Chris is having a pool party with Justin
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  Speaker 2: and Evan and you're not invited. And I said, you're right.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't invited. I was not invited.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I did?
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  Speaker 2: And I wasn't happy about it. And I was shopping
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  Speaker 2: by myself. And my family had left to... for the
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  Speaker 2: weekend and I just was having a weird day and
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  Speaker 2: it just hit me on the wrong day. And I
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  Speaker 2: can admit that sometimes things hit you on the wrong day.
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  Speaker 2: And now, I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Have as many pool parties as.
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  Speaker 2: You want without me. In fact, I'm never coming to one.
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  Speaker 3: First of all.
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  Speaker 2: I am never coming to another one. It's done.
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  Speaker 3: You weren't invited. I know. I know.
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  Speaker 2: And when I do get invited, I'm turning it down.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, you know what I did to that
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  Speaker 3: person who sent that to you?
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  Speaker 2: Was it because you didn't want my giant sons there
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  Speaker 2: to eat all your food? Were you afraid that I'd
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  Speaker 2: bring my giant sons and we'd party?
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  Speaker 3: Crystal lives up the street with her daughter. Right.
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  Speaker 2: We're not going to get into it.
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  Speaker 3: And it was the first sunny day and we went
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  Speaker 3: to a pool. You have a pool in your backyard.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I did to that person who sent
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  Speaker 3: that to me? I blocked them. Because I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you were stirring up shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he certainly did.
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  Speaker 3: And I blocked him. Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You ruined my day walking.
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  Speaker 3: Through the Westfield Mall.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry I ruined your day.
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  Speaker 3: We literally were swimming.
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  Speaker 2: I was having a wonderful day at the Westfield Mall.
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  Speaker 2: And I chose to check my DMs, which is my fault.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't read the DM.
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  Speaker 2: I should have put that phone away and focused on
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  Speaker 2: the shopping.
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  Speaker 3: You were so mad. And I'm like, it's just. the
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  Speaker 3: four of us at a pool. It wasn't a luau.
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  Speaker 3: You were in Hawaii.
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  Speaker 2: Not yet. Not yet. I had a full free day
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday in which I would have enjoyed a tan
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  Speaker 2: as well. It's fine. We've kept the friendship. Anyway, listen. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: going back to this. When I did watch her thing
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  Speaker 2: at the end, there was a moment where I was like, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Then you see this really juicy part where They weren't
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  Speaker 2: honest about getting together in the home when Ariana left
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  Speaker 2: for her grandmother's funeral. Right. And she clearly then admits
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  Speaker 2: to it with the producer after they said, absolutely, that
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  Speaker 2: didn't happen on the reunion. And she's like shaking, crying.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, oh, he's going to be so mad. He
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  Speaker 2: just thinks this looks really bad that we would do
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  Speaker 2: this when somebody's in mourning at a funeral and.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's all I have now. He's the only
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  Speaker 2: person I have. Now, I just want to say why
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  Speaker 2: that was so sad and disturbing to me, not just
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  Speaker 2: as her thing, because she still did a lot of
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  Speaker 2: awful things, but it's the classic thing. Women do it too,
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  Speaker 2: but it happens more to women with a man where
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  Speaker 2: they alienate. They love bomb. Then they alienate. You don't
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  Speaker 2: need this person. You don't need that person. That person's
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  Speaker 2: not for you, whatever. And then the only person you
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  Speaker 2: have is your partner or your boyfriend. And then you
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  Speaker 2: don't want to piss them off because that's all you
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  Speaker 2: have to hang out with. You don't want him mad
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  Speaker 2: at you. And then you don't want him to break
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  Speaker 2: up with you. And so, yes, I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: that part was planned, but I think a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people started to feel for her that even though she
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: was 28, which is not young, but she was in
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  Speaker 2: a vulnerable, grooming kind of fucked up thing. And now
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: she's going to be The one left out. Like, this
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  Speaker 2: is it. I don't think she can come back to Vanderpump.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's the right place for her.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's gallivanting around. His shows are selling out.
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  Speaker 2: He's probably getting with other girls. And this isn't going
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  Speaker 2: to last. And he is absolutely going to go back
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  Speaker 2: on the show.
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  Speaker 3: He's going to be on the show. She'll be out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Will Ariana or Rachel, what is it, Raquel?
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  Speaker 2: Rachel Raquel, she goes by Raquel.
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  Speaker 3: Which one will be on Dancing with the Stars?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Ariana's going to be on Dancing with the Stars.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I figured Ariana would be.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the only thing I can think of for Raquel.
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  Speaker 3: Is a sonic drive-thru.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put this out there, okay? Because I
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  Speaker 2: would like to do this. I think, I've always joked
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: that my most favorite genre of television and film is infidelity.
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  Speaker 2: I'm absolutely fascinated by, you know, Unfaithful and Fatal Attraction
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  Speaker 2: and any of the movies and any of the TV shows.
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  Speaker 3: Dear John.
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  Speaker 2: The Affair, Dear John, anything like that. Well, Dear John
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  Speaker 2: wasn't cheating. I'm talking cheating like this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fascinated by what motivates it, what turns people on,
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  Speaker 2: why they decide to do it, do they ever feel guilty,
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  Speaker 2: like all the deception. So I would love to have
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  Speaker 2: a recovered mistress or even a serial mistress come on
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  Speaker 2: my show.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. We could even do it like a Heidi Fleiss.
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  Speaker 2: Not a Heidi Fleiss, because she she was a madam.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking about someone that's like I, you know, was
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  Speaker 2: a mistress or I did date my friend. I was
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  Speaker 2: cheating with my friend's husband or like I've had a
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: few people write me. And one girl said I was
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  Speaker 2: we were cheating. We feel terrible. But now we've been
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  Speaker 2: together 17 years. We have two kids. The wife still
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, one of those.
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  Speaker 2: But we have a good co-parenting relationship. And we still
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  Speaker 2: talk about that we feel horrible about it. But in
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  Speaker 2: the end, they really did work out. Then there's other
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  Speaker 2: people that are like, it's the shittiest thing I've ever done.
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  Speaker 2: It feels terrible. Then there's other women that are like,
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: I want a daddy. I can't wait to fuck a daddy.
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  Speaker 3: And I got my purse. I'm right here. So anyway,
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  Speaker 3: I would.
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  Speaker 2: Like to talk to people like that and maybe eventually
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  Speaker 2: have her be part of it, too. to kind of
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: really say, what were you thinking at those times? Did
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  Speaker 2: you have no guilt? Did you say, I deserve this?
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  Speaker 2: When does your mind change? What are you thinking in
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: the moment? Did you ever journal at the time? I
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: think it's really fascinating.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: You think Raquel had a journal? No.
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  Speaker 2: I do have a question for Sheena.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell did they talk about? And Ariana. How
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  Speaker 2: was this girl an interesting, fun person? Hi, Rachel. Raquel,
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: why don't you come over to the show? No, but
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, from what I see on the show, were
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: there deep, fun conversations? Was she just a fun girl
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: that they got to have drinks with and they enjoyed
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: having her because they were filming? Or did they really,
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: really have a super tight bond with her? That's what
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I want to know.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: You know what I would love is if they had
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: wired the... trailer in the back. Like, I want to hear, like,
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: all the reactions that they were in the, you know,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: when they were watching from the trailer.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, you mean, oh, you mean with Sheena and Brock?
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: It was Sheena and Raquel were, like, in the trailer. Like,
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I want those lost tapes.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: All full two, all the full two hours.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, where they're watching it and reacting and all that.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: The whole thing.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: That would be good. Just the whole thing.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Just having her drink her White Claw, Sheena in her sweatshirt.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Just being like, bullshit, or, like, whatever they're saying. That
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: didn't happen.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Raquel being like, yeah, I'm dead behind
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: the eyes. Yeah.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: So that's what I want to know. I want to
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: get into that. Okay. So, but anyway, Tom, Tom, the
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Bravo low down is saying Schwartz and Sandy's is packed.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Now Tom, Tom shows are sold out, which I knew
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: would happen when everybody says, I'm going to cancel this person.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Louis CK gets a Grammy. I mean, listen, a lot
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: of people can hate you, but if a couple hundred
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: thousand like you, you're going to be okay. You're going
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: to be okay. And that's what's going on. So, like
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I said, she, She may be the odd person out.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe she is working so much on herself that she
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: is in a place to either talk, come on Juicy
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Scoop or like write a book and attack it from
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: that end of like the former mistress tells all. But
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know if about a year and a half
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: will be, you know, when a book would come out,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: would we be over it? Could they get the book
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: out in six months? I would think get the book
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: out really quick. Why do books take so long? I
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: don't know why my book took so long. It was
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: 10 years ago.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I definitely think you'd get a book out quicker today.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: You'd get a book out. Just hire someone.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: AI chat. Right. AI watches the show.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: And then just writes it. Yeah, AI writes a book.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: That would be a good book.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: And then you do the audio in the AI voice
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: of Raquel, which is like, and then we were in
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: the jacuzzi and I thought it might be fun. I
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: realized she was at a funeral, but I also realized
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: that Tom was my best friend, and he gave me
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: confidence by saying he wanted to have sex with me. God.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: We could do that.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: She sounds like a Victorian ghost wanting candy. That's what
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: that sounds like. Are you my mom? It's so cold
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: in here. Like, it's weird. Yes.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Agreed.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I just jumped into the future for a second.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Jump in.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Do you think... that Raquel will ever be the Bachelorette
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: on ABC. Woo! Do you think she'll have the promo
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: and she's like, look who's back?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, Justin, I hope Mike Fleiss at ABC is
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: listening to this.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Did I just pitch that?
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I think that is honestly a juicy, great idea. A redemption?
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: That show has been slipping a lot. Yeah. And they
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: just showed the new Bachelorette. She looks like a really
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: pretty girl, but I didn't watch last season. I used
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: to be so into it. I was on the show
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: one episode. I used to be obsessed with it, but
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of like, they always grab someone that's like
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: the second runner up.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: She never won a pageant. Now this is her pageant.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: This is her pageant.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: This is her pageant. And everyone knows her past.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: And all of it is out. Everyone knows what they're
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: getting into.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: But she's a pretty girl. She can do reality TV.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: And this way, she's in control.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: And she can screw as many guys as she wants.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: They know the deal.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Put them in the suites.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: They know the deal.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Put them in the suites. Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Never thought of it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad. That's what I'm here for.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I'm really impressed with you.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: This went pretty viral. So this is Sammy Sheen. This
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: is Denise and Charlie Sheen's oldest daughter.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you're aware, but she dropped out
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: of school, joined OnlyFans.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: And then right after her mother, Denise joined OnlyFans as well.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Right. Yes. I remember that.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: So she does a TikTok in which page six, everyone
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: picked up where she's like, get ready with me while
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I go to work. I'm a sex worker and it's
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: really annoying to have to shave my whole body every
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: time I have to go to work. Like I have
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: to shave standing up. I have to shave every inch.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Is she a porn star?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Well, I was like, are you shaving the full thing?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: But then she goes on to say.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Is the sheen sheen? Yeah.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: And then she says, but.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: The one thing I don't show is my nipples. I'm
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: saving that until after I get my boob job, which
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I have scheduled. I really want to like show them
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: off when they're in perfect boob job form.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: And she's talking to, she's doing her makeup while you
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: do it, you know, because you have to do it.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: You have to be like, oh, you're telling a story.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I'm saving my nipples for marriage. Yeah. That's it. These
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: are off limits, boys.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: I've got to cover up my wild things.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:20
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• 20:23
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• 20:27
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• 20:30
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• 20:32
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• 20:35
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• 20:38
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• 20:42
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• 20:43
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• 20:44
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• 20:49
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: started crying.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches. You can
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: use your voice even if it shakes.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I said when she first did it, I think
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: she's been on it like a year. She's only like 18, 19.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I honestly thought it was a shame only because I think,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: you know, being that she has two parents in the business,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: a grandfather, an uncle. I mean, like the, you know,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Martin Sheen. Oscar winning.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: And I do believe some there's nepo babies but I
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: do believe there's a lot of like natural ability that
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: comes into actors that if their child pursues it just
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: like if your dad is a doctor you probably are
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: better at science or your dad is handy you probably
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: have a knack for being handy the same thing and
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I was like I think she's pretty and I think
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: she has a cool look she doesn't want to like
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: go to one acting class she doesn't want to try
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: to get on a soap or try to get on
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: any type of TV show She's going to go straight
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: for the easy buck. And then she goes, I actually
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: hate doing video content because I'm so awkward. Maybe you
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: are awkward, but if you took acting classes, but then
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: you'd have to memorize lines. And you wouldn't make as
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: much off the bat. So I'm like, I'm not necessarily
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: criticizing her. I'm just saying there are some people that
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I would like to see try doing other things than OnlyFans.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: You want to put her daughter into the Groundlings. That's
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: what you want to do. Look how motivated you are.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: You're like, there's some classes opening up at UCB. I
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: believe in you, girl.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, like, if she pursued it, I just
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: think she could.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Have been good. But what is she doing?
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: But maybe she is awkward in front of the camera.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And that's why she's like, I'll just shoot my badge
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: with my iPhone and talk to some weirdo on a
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: DM and make $ 100, 000 a month.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know. But what I love... sex workers. There,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: I said it.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I have no problem with making your money, girl.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: But what is, is it, is it just like teasing or,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's clearly not doing this. Like what is
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: it like?
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Every, you know, everybody can do whatever they want on OnlyFans.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: You could not show anything.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: You could. Drake, what is it? What is she doing?
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: You could do bikinis.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: You could do, um, but you can also have full
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: blown sex. Like what was the story of the Girl
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: that found out that her stepdad was her number one
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: OnlyFans person.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: So weird.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: And she was doing hardcore stuff. Like she was having
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: sex with her boyfriend. And that was like a top
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: tier video thing that he was buying. And she found
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: out because in her TikTok, it was your, you know
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: how they're like from your contacts?
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: So it was like from your contacts. And she's like, wait,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: this person from my contacts is also the same name.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: That's my number one OnlyFans person. And then in investigating,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: she realized it was her stepdad that had been part
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: of their family since she was like eight.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Does her mom subscribe to the account? Do you think
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Denise is watching?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Denise has her own. She's busy doing her own.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: But I think it's like a mother-daughter. I think they
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: check in and watch each other's stuff.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, it is interesting because Charlie Sheen's past was,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: when I had Denise Richards on the show, she's so
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: down to earth and great. And one of the stories
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: she told on Beverly Hills Housewives was, You know, he
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: showed up for Thanksgiving with, like, two prostitutes. Or maybe
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: there was just one.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: And he left her in the car while he went in.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: And Denise was like, absolutely not. You know, would you
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: like to come in? No, she wouldn't. Denise made her
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: a plate.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: And brought it out to the sex workers. So they've
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: been around sex workers. They know what it is.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a Monday for them.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: And he was engaged to, like, a porn star before Denise.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: He was very into it. So it's just very... But,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I mean... Being a porn star and stuff and being OnlyFans,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: obviously you have more control over OnlyFans, which is great.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: You can do your own thing.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: And it's a generation thing.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Anyway, it is just very interesting. I would have not
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: guessed this being that that was their dad. I was like, oh,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: you know, if someone was like, oh, and she's going
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: to end up being a porn star too, I'd be like,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: absolutely not. But in this case, she did. And I
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: don't know. It's a weird world, a little weird world
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: we live in.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: But I think that's the stigma now. I think it's
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: so much more open now. As someone who hung out
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: over the weekend with a bunch of influencers. Okay. It
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: was a lot. It was crazy. We were walking in
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: the Pride Parade yesterday, and there was a woman named
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Drew behind us, and she's an influencer. She's huge. But
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I never heard of her.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: How could you not have heard of me? It wasn't
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: But it was crazy. We were walking, and it was
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: like people were losing their minds. And, of course, I
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: was like... you guys stop, like no one knew, no
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: one cared. But they were losing their minds over this girl.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: And we're looking back and all of us are just
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: like impressed, we're like holy shit, like screaming, shrieking, young
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: girls just shrieking. And I was like, wow, you're really impressive,
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: that's good that these young girls have a role model.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: And I was like, how many followers do you have?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: And she was just like, you know, like 980,000. And
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: I'm like, wow, holy God. And it's just like.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: But wait, was she a sex worker too?
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: She was not.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, just a regular influencer.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: She was like an influencer, yeah. So I mean, it's like,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: this is such a generation thing.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: No, yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: I think, because I don't think there was like, back
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: in the day, it was like, oh, you have a
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: sex tape. Scandalous.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Now it's like... Who cares? Yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I guess the only thing is I just think.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Body positivity.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I guess there's nothing wrong with it because I guess
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: if she wants to act in this world, there isn't
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: going to be a stigma that she had an OnlyFans.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I just kind of thought... You know, but I guess
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: it's the same thing. Like if you, if everybody in
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: your family was a doctor and you had all the
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: money and the opportunity to go to medical school and
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: you're like, I don't want to do medical school. I
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: just want to go be a standup or I just
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: want to do, you know, I just want to take
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: photos of my asshole. You have a right to do that.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: You have a right to take pictures of your butt.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: I don't want your life.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want to operate on your butt. I just
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: want to show you my butt.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: That's fine. This girl is on OnlyFans 2, and she
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: is a, also she's a boxer. She's a professional boxer.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Good for her.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: And she just said, hey, I, if my, what do
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: your kids think about it? And she said they can
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: cry in a Ferrari.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: She's. 01 % of all the creators, so she really
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: makes a lot. And she just says she's a multi-talented creator.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: She's boxes. She's chalked up with the possibility of fighting
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: her mentor. And then she goes, I could be a
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: good lawyer, yes, but also I'm good at doing other
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: things on video and camera. Well, now, I don't know
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: that you could be a good lawyer. There's a lot
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: to go into law school, okay? We're still waiting for Kim.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Have you not seen Legally Blonde? Come on.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian passed the baby bar, but I've been watching
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: a little of the Hulu show, and there isn't a
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: lot of mention of finishing this law school.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's happening.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Again, I... I would rather take a picture of my
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: asshole than go through law school.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I really would. Well, Heather, the day is young. You
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: can do it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, my sister went through law school, and it
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: is fucking hard.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Subscribe to Heather's Patreon to see her butt up close
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: and personal. I love this, though. I just love when
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: somebody goes on Piers Morgan and just makes him poop
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: a little in his pants. Oh, is that when she
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: said it? Yeah. He was trying so hard to be like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: how dare you? Look how gross.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Making it look like she should be ashamed. And she's like,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: let him cry in a Ferrari. And I'm like, ah, pa-dum, pa-dum.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: There was one time that the boys were like, mom,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: if you took photos of your feet. Didn't you say that?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: You said I could get people that would buy it.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: On my feet or something. Or you said a little.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I disagree.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Are you ashamed of your feet?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Heather, let it out. The second one.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Is longer than the other, like an E.T., like an E.T.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Finger.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: You have an E.T.? And my mom used to tell me, oh,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: that's a sign of intelligence. She was so nice to me.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: I think it's weird. My Heather's a smart girl. She's
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: got weird chicken feet, but she's smart. Evan's got, like,
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: hand feet. He can, like, grip. Like, if he was, like...
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: He could run through the trees.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Like, if he lost both his arms, it would be okay.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: If he was Tarzan, he would just swing from everything.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. I have, like... I have, like... I think
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: my feet would be good. I have, like, a good arch.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I have, like, dancer feet. An arch is hot. I
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: have a high arch.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Peter has a very high arch.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: That's what I've heard.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is a couple crazy stories. This 10-year-old girl was...
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: In the woods for 24 hours by herself in the forest.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: And she survived. She was fine. But that was 10 hours.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Which was scary. I mean, sorry, 24 hours. She was 10.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: That happened to me in Lake Arrowhead once. I was
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: like five. And I was with my brothers and sisters.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: And we were walking up this mountain up to the
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: go back. And all of a sudden I looked around
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: and they were nowhere to be found. And I just
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: sat there. I don't know how long it went, but
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: it got to be dark.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: You sat down.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I just sat down and stayed where I was, which
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: is what you should do if you're... I always told
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: my kids that. Just stay where you are if you're
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: ever lost. Just stop and stay. And then I remember
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: hearing my sister call my name, and my mom was crying.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, imagine, you send your four other kids out
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: to watch the five-year-old.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: And they come home from the one vacation you have,
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: and they're like, we lost the five-year-old. My mom gets
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: in the station wagon, and then my sister's like, Heather.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: And then my mom was crying, and we'd go up,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: and I was fine. But that was a few hours.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: But that was real. I mean, I remember it was
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: very scary.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Where's Heather? Where's Heather? We miss you and your feet.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: But this is the other crazy story. Four kids. Four.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Including a baby. This is amazing. Were found alive after
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: 40 days. So sad. They got in a small plane crash.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I guess maybe their parents and the... all three adults dead.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: And they survived. And I mean, this really needs to
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: be some type of movie.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Because I want to know what the older kid did.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: It's giving 13, nine and five and a baby, like
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: an 11 month old baby. And they were united. They're
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: going to be okay. They survived on this flower that
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I guess was like in the plane, like a, how
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: you'd make like a tortilla. I don't know. It's this,
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: And then also any fruit that they could find and
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: just drops of water. But for 40 days, that's like Jesus.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Jesus survived 40 days when he fasted. I mean, this
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: has got to be like, I mean.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: But who was counting? Who was counting the days? How
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: old were the kids?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know if the kids were counting, but they
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: know when the plane crashed because they couldn't find the plane.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: It's insane. It's giving Lord of the Flies.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: So everybody in their family probably thought they were all dead.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Probably. It's giving Yellow Jackets. It's giving Blue Lagoon. It's all, yeah,
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: this definitely has to be a show.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: The president of Columbia said the jungle saved them. They
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: are children of the jungle. And now they are also
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: children of Columbia. Oh, maybe they weren't from Columbia.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I heard that they learned the survival techniques from their grandmother.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I did. Oh, I thought you meant my mother.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: No, you just sat in this field. No.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: So their grandmother told them. I remember seeing.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: The grandmother was like, if you ever get lost in
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: the jungle, this is what you do.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I saw like a made for TV movie about, it
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: was based on a true story when I was like six.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I remember like watching it like at my parents' house
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: and this, it was a plane crash and it was
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: like a 10 year old girl or something. And she
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: keeps hearing someone say, if you ever get Lost in
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: the jungle. Just follow the stream. Follow a stream. It's
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: going to lead to more water. It's eventually going to
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: lead to more water. So she kept following the stream
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: and she got to more water and she did survive, too.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: That is scary, though.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: So either stay still or find the stream.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I just don't know.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I just don't even want to hike.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I love a hike. But then it's like it's like
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: people who take pictures of coyotes in the morning. I'm like,
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: what are you doing? They're like, oh, hey, fella. I'm like,
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: that is a predator. I saw Todrick's post.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Did you see Todrick's post?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Who's Todrick?
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Todrick, you know, he was on our show that we watched.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, Todrick Hall?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I'm busy.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Anyway, well, this coyote was just laying on his lounge
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: chair outside, like completely sunning itself, just taking over.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you doing? Like, get out of nature.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's what scares me. I just watched
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Prehistoric Planet 2 on Apple TV. It's so good. David Attenborough,
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: the Tyrannosaurus. Yeah, so good. And that terrifies me. And
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: I've been watching those shark videos.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, I have that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Hold on. Oh, my God.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I have the shark. Now I have to jump ahead.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Nature is terrifying.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Well, and I don't know if you know about this one.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do. That's the one I'm talking about. Look
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: at that.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: So this poor Russian guy, he was only 23. He
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: was on a vacation in the Red Sea. And a
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: tiger shark attacked him, and they got it on video.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: I know, and I watched it.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: And the shark, like, grabbed its body and then brought
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: it down, and the photos they have from the New
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: York Post are the legs.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: And people filmed it, and people saw it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Did you watch it?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I only saw the photos, the stills. Did you watch?
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, like, 15 times. It's crazy. And I don't know
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: why I'm watching it, but at the same time, I'm like,
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: I'm watching, like, nature. Nature. I think that's what it is.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Because I'm like, why am I watching this? It was
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: the kid who jumped off the pirate ship, Shark. And
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: they're like, oh, it's the Bermuda Tri. Yes, Shark's having
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: a huge moment right now. Oh, my God.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: They're the kids.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: So that was a high school group.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: And they were in the Bahamas.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: And they were on one of those pirate booze ships.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: And he was like, this will be fun. It's a dare.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: And then it was so dark, and they couldn't find him,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: and they never found him.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what happened.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: What?
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Because I went down the TikTok rabbit hole of people showing. Yes.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Infrared and all this stuff. So they dared this kid
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: to jump off the pirate ship, right? It's a booze
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: cruise in the Caribbean.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: And they're probably very drunk. They're 18.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Shit face. Jump off the boat. Okay, cool. That boat
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: has like catering on it. So they're like, whatever is
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: not eaten, they throw off the boat. So the sharks
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: know when that boat's coming that if stuff falls off,
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: it's up for grabs. So this kid jumped off. They
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: threw the buoy. You see him swimming towards the buoy.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Then he sees the shark. You can see it in
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: the video. He starts swimming away. Then you see it
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: grab his leg. It pulls him down and he screams.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: That's when the kid's going, bye, bye. Like, because I
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: don't think they saw the shark. And then he's gone.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Shark infested waters. What's our favorite movie? Open water. That's it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Straight up. This was terrifying because I've never seen this.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: Legs go up in the air like that. Well, there
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: was like a couple times. But, like related to a shark.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: I was at my friend's house in Kona and we
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: went snorkeling so close to the shore. And the guy
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: took us out on like a big little raft and
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: we just like went and snorkeled, whatever. But there was,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm looking for some fish. And I'm like,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I'm so freaked out by open water that even though
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I literally am so close, I'm like, wait, where's the
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: little raft? Where's the guy? Like, constantly. I don't want
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: to be left on a mountain. I don't want to
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: ever climb. I just saw this. Tammy Pescatelli posted this
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: meme on her page, and it was like, everybody's dead
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: body who's found at the top of Mount Everest were
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: ambitious people. So sometimes maybe it's okay to take it
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: down a notch. I thought that was a great thing. Again,
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to Mars. I don't want
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: to climb Mount Everest. I don't want to get lost
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: on a hike. I don't want to be eaten by
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: a shark, but I do like snorkeling.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: But still, that's scary because snorkelers are getting killed too.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Well, this is what I'm torn about. After this happened, well, okay,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: going with OnlyFans, we go from OnlyFans to sharks, right?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: So we're talking about a time when things were like, oh,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: she has a sex tape. Oh, scandalous. Right. Remember when
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: shark attacks were just like, oh, there was a man swimming.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: He was attacked by a shark. That's all you heard
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: about it. Right. Now everybody has a phone. And that's
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: what's crazy. Like, this was recorded.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: And at the same time, people were like, oh, my God.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Why did you record this? I'm like, what were they
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: supposed to do? Jump in there and, like, you don't know. Like,
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: are you going to wrestle a tiger shark today, Heather? Like, no. Like,
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: you see this happen. I'm more mad that they killed
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: the shark. That's his place. They killed the shark because
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: of this guy.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: This guy, I said before we went out snorkeling, I go,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: what if I see a shark, you know, whatever. And
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: he goes, well, the worst thing you can do is
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: swim away really fast. That's the worst thing you can
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: do because that's going to alert them that you're there.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: It throws them off. Yes.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: So what you should do is just like remain there
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: or you are supposed to like.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Punch them in the eye.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: But how would that not piss them off than swimming
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: away fast?
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Well, because it's got sensors. It has tons of sensors
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: on it. Oh, God.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Horrific. But this is the thing. Orcas are attacking yachts.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Go for it. I'm here for it. Okay.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, I just need to update you on
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: a Britney Spears situation.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: What did she do now? No.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: There's a couple things that are happening.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: And I have a new theory.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Okay.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: So Britney Spears, this article came out by the Daily Mail,
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: and it's like, Britney Spears family says they fear that
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: she's on meth and will die soon. Like Amy Winehouse,
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: father of her boys, Kevin, says loved ones are terrified.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: She's on a breaking bad drug. Son Preston says, I
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: hope she'll listen to us. She sends posted like again,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: she addresses Preston and Jaden and was like, I can't
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: believe they're bullying me like this.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Fine.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Like some with some weird, you know, stock photo. And
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: prior to that, it was that K-Fed was going to
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: take the boys to Hawaii where his wife has a
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: teaching job. And she said fine to that. And one's
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: already graduated from high school and the other will go
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: to school there.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: So and I was like, oh, you know, according to.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: According to child support, now if she chooses not to
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: give any more money to the older boy, K-fed money
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: goes from $ 40, 000 to $ 20, 000. Then the younger boy, that
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: only has two years left before he's 18. So probably
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: why he's like, I better have the other wife get
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: a job. So everyone's always had the conspiracy theories. Is
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: this really her dancing?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Is it IA?
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Okay. What is going on?
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I-A?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: A-I.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: A-I.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: A-I. Yes.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Some people say she's dead, which is weird. She's missing
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: a hand.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of weird, there's one where she was
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: dancing and then they did this thing and the eyes
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: were different. I always thought the wedding was weird that
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: she chose to wear this weird choker at her wedding.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: She's not someone, either you're a choker person or you're not.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: And she's never worn a choker since. And I wondered
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: if that was like a weird choice for like Photoshopping.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: All the interviews with all the stars are very weird.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: The people that went, very strange about that.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: How so?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, like when Paris was interviewed about it, she was
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: very elusive about it. None of them had their stories straight.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Kathy Hilton was on the red carpet and Rick Hilton
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: came behind and he's like, who's Brittany? What wedding? And
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: she's like, you were there, Rick. And then like, And
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: then Drew Barrymore was a little bit more, giving more
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: details and was happy about it. I brought it up
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: to Ross Matthews. He's like, well, you know, a lot
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: of people, they're told not to share more, and then
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: they put it on the spot on a talk show. But, like,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Selena was asked about it. She was odd. Madonna was odd.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Yet they're all in this photo together. So people think
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: that might have happened. It wasn't Photoshopped. I definitely think
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: the thing happened. The thing happened. But there's questions about it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Then this....
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: AI thing. So this is brought to my attention. This
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: is Britney's mystery is the TikTok. They say when you
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: do AI deep fakes, the one thing they haven't perfected yet,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: which will probably perfect in two days, is that when
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: they move their mouth, the bottom teeth disappear and it
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: looks like gummy teeth. It looks like you have no
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: bottom teeth. So this TikTok shows it over and over
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: how when it happens, her teeth are gone. But in
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: the past, she used to smile. Her smile used to
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: completely include her bottom teeth.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Now, people say her teeth have changed as far as
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: the spacing. But that can happen. And also people, I think,
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: so are they putting out this meth story? Because the teeth,
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: because we're on to the teeth and the bottom teeth
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: being missing and the split teeth. And now people go, oh,
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: that's why her teeth are different. Because she's using meth. Oh,
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: what should happen is she really needs to get this
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: family to put her under another conservatory so that she
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: takes her psychological drugs and not meth drugs and we
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: can keep her alive. So are they all in it?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: And when the mom visited, oh, TMZ just happens to
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: be at LAX when the mom's visiting Brittany. And then
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Brittany writes a beautiful post, had a great visit with
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: my mom. So I.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: What is going on here?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: I think there is.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Listen, I don't know the answer. I'm putting out everything
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: what it could be. But there is something very fishy
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: about it all. Or you could believe she's on meth.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: That's why she does crazy things.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I hope not.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: And the people... And her parents and KFED really care
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: about her.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: That's going to break my heart.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: The other one is people are in on this. And
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: maybe some of the posts are hers and some of
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: them are not. Remember when she was in the weird
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: grandma-like house with a weird fan and everyone's like, is
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: this the ugliest Airbnb? This doesn't look like the Cheesecake
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Factory Calabasas house. But then she's dancing in that. And
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: then she's like, oh, this is an old dancing video
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I did from two months ago. But I like it
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: because I have an ass. Now my body's different. Why
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: are you saying your body's different? Like what are the
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: seeds that these people are planting? So listen, I know
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I've made fun of the spinning and all that kind
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: of stuff.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: But now it's getting real.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: But now I'm like, I just don't know what the
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: truth is.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: And then there's times where I go, oh, I don't
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: want to try to figure out the truth. But this
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: teeth thing with the AI and the deep fake is very,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: very convincing to look into.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think, you know, it sucks because it's like you,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: we all poke fun at her and, you know, it's,
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: you know, I feel bad. But I mean, it is funny.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: It's like once you're out on social media and stuff
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: like that, like, everyone's talking about it, but I feel
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: like once it's a level of like meth, like that's scary.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: And I just wonder like, why doesn't she have any friends?
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Why isn't anyone taking her to coffee?
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're telling me she doesn't have like one
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: great guy, gay guy.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Where is her gay friend? Only Cade, only the manager
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Cade is the only person around her. Not one other
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: friend that can hang out with her at any time.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: And I've talked to, I've talked to, um, I've talked
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: to Lance about it and Lance Bass.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: And he's just like, yeah, they, you know, she just
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: never respond, like gets back to you. You know what
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: It's like, because I don't think she's in charge of
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: her phone.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: You're telling me what she's spinning around and by herself
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: that she wouldn't want Lance Bass to come over and
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: go to Montecito farms and Westlake and get a Chinese
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: chicken salad. Come on.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Because Lance was like, I came out to Britney Spears,
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: you know? And I think that's like a, like a,
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: That's a bond right there.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: He went to the wedding with the Alexander guy. Jason Alexander.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Jason Alexander.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Jason Alexander, who she married, okay? That was her childhood friend.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: And remember, they arrested him because he was on property
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: the day of her wedding.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Because he was crazy.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know, though, because I listened to an interview
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: of him, and they were talking. They were talking, and
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: this other guy.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Heather, he was like a QAnon person.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about that, but I heard the
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: interview of like why he was there. And he went,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: came out there, according to him, came out there, and
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: they were going to meet on this trail behind her house.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: And they were going to go for a walk. They
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: had plans to hang out. And then all of a
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: sudden he's like, what? He sees TMZ. She's getting married today?
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: So he tries to contact her. Now she's not answering
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: the calls. They had been DMing and all this other
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: stuff or whatever, WhatsAppping. And so then he came to
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: the house and is like, wait, what the hell is
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: going on? And that's, of course, why they arrested him.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: But according to this interview he did, which I listened to,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: it was like, you know, on a podcast. And then
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: also this other person that I was talking to like
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: a year and a half ago that was her makeup artist,
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: he was always talking to Jason Alexander. And they were
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: both talking to her before the conservatorship thing finally got
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: rid of it. They were able to talk to her
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: on WhatsApp and on different phones.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: WhatsApp.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: And now none of those people talk to her.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right. I'm telling you, Brittany, I am down
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: to take you to a Chinese chicken salad.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: I'm devastated because I'm just dreading that tweet. I'm dreading
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: that post.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: I hope she's not on meth, but if she's not
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: on meth, I think they're fucking with her and they're
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: putting out awful stuff.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: But I do think there's a deep fake thing happening
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: with some of the posts. I really do.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Just to make it... But why? Why would they do that?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: To continue the narrative that she's crazy. She's overly sexual.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: She's, you know.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I think a couple
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: things can be true at the same time. Okay, Tony
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Awards last night.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, go in.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about this outfit. This is Lapita. And first
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: we thought it was spray painted like the Playmates used
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: to do. No, it is like a chest plate, which
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: I wore when I did an impression of Meredith Marks
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: on our live Juicy Scoop from Brea. Because everyone thought
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: she was wearing like a man's chest plate. But this
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: is like a top, but it actually, I think, is
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: her tits. No.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, she molded them.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: I think she molded her tits.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love it. I hate it. Why?
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I just think it's such a weird.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Where are your tits?
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I think it's a weird, thirsty thing. And I don't
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: like where we're going to this naked place.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: If somebody molded your.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: A couple years ago, she wore, like, the most gorgeous
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: turquoise dress. Like, I'm just that girl. I like to
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: see her in beautiful colors. And I didn't know that
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: she tattooed her whole head.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: That's not real.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Her whole head looks like it's tattooed. She's got a
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: shaved head.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: That's just probably, like, paint.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I don't think she would do that. I hope not,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: because that would affect, like... Well, I guess you could
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: cover up anything with makeup, but.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: I think it's cool.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, what about this? This is, what's this cat's name?
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: His wife, Nicola.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: That's Beckett.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Beckett's son.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Wait, is it Beckett?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: And they went out to dinner.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Beckham.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Beckham.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Beckham.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: The younger Beckham son. They went out to dinner. He's
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: wearing a suit, and she's a very thin, pretty girl.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: And she's wearing just a bra and underwear with a
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: sheer body suit and boots. And you can see vag cleave.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: You can see vag cleave in the underwear. So I'm
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: just saying my prediction of people wearing full out vagina, vulva,
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: winking at you, whatever you want to call it. We are,
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: I predicted, I have to go back in my files,
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: but I predicted like, Oh, 2026? No, I think this
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: is like August.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: August.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: I think it's happening to August.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: You think just full nude?
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: I think full vag out. I think people will now
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: be showing off like I have this kind of vag.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I'm an outie. I'm an innie. I have a cute one.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: I have a tight one.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Have a winky one.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I have a winky one. I have a low hanging fruit.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I have it all.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Like, should I just start wearing stuff like this with
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: just like one ball out?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I think no, but I think girls need more attention.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: This is the new Skims bikini.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: And this is seriously the tiniest thing for your vagina
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen. It is so low. It's lower than
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Britney Spears, how Britney Spears pulls down her thing. This
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: is so low. This is literally.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: It's an iPad.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Right above the beginning of the slit of it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Okay. Thank you for educating me.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, you know, everybody's about showing the bottom,
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: the sides, every part of the tit. So it's just
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: covering the nip. And this is her bathing suit line.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: And it says, fits everybody, micro triangle.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Bra and bikini. Micro triangle.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: And it's 50% off.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: You can't swim in this.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: It should be 50% off. Yeah. It's a half of
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: a suit.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: How much is this?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't get to that part.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Let's guess.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: I just saw the ad. Oh, I'm probably $ 34. 99 for both.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Really? So it's like $ 60 altogether, $ 70 altogether?
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Probably, and now it's 50% off.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: This is, like, you can't swim in this, right?
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: You can't play horse in the pool.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: You can't walk in it.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: You can't, like, jump on your friend's shoulders and be like,
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: come on, guys, let's wrestle.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, at this point, just be full-blown naked. Like, honestly,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: just be naked. It will be safer for your vagina
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: because the string is, like, up there.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: It's awful. Oh, it says flattering. It says flattering, comfortable.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Comfortable stuff. You'll never want to take it off.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Shop now.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Shop now, buy our things.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, this woman, she's fun.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I love her.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: She wore the Kanye West wife's condom dress. This is
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: the black dress.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Is that what it's called, a condom dress?
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: That's what people were calling it because it looked like
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: a condom going up and then your head would just
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: pop out of it.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Remember condoms.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: And she gave her experience of how some people thought
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: she was crazy. Some people were like, where are you going, girl?
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I think she was in New York.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: I love this. She's funny. I think it's so funny. Oh, God. No. Oh,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: it scares me. Okay, listen.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: The curious case of Natalie Grace, which I've talked about,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: this is the little orphan dwarf from the Ukraine who
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: was adopted by a family. Okay? And they then saw
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: that she... They were told she was six, and then
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: according to the parents, she had pubic hair in a period, and.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: She was wearing a skims bikini.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: And then she tried to... They said she tried to
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: kill them, poison the mom, tried to hurt the boys,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: tried to... All this stuff.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: So.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I watched the documentary. I'm not done yet. But everyone's like,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: you have to watch it. And I'm like, you know what?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: You're right. I've only read about it.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: We talked about it here. We talked about it like
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: three times. Yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I am going to watch it because
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: how could I talk about it and then not watch
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: it on HBO Max? Well, it's a roller coaster ride.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Is it? Do I have to watch it?
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: I think you should.
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: I'm scared of open doors. Because I feel like I was...
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: very against this orphan. And now I'm like episode three
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: or four. And now you kind of wonder, I think both,
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: I think again, two things can be true at the
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: same time. I think she was older. I think she
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: does have issues and psychotic issues, but I also think
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: the mother that adopted her was an evil bitch.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Why? I don't want to kill it.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want to, I don't want to blow it
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: for you, but I do because now the husband and
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: her are divorced and the husband and his older son
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: are Start telling these things. And at one moment, the
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: boy who is like a genius, but he has autism
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: and he's doing the interviews and he is very well
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: spoken and everything. But they keep asking questions about the
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: mom allegedly abusing her based on what the dad said,
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: like beating her, making her because she's a dwarf and
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: like little like. And he's like, I don't want to
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: talk about this now. And he goes up the stairs.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: And he starts talking to the dad, and the dad's like,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I don't care, I told him everything. I'm telling him
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: everything about your mother. And they're huge.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Like a hot mic?
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he goes, well, I don't want to
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: tell about throwing her down the stairs, kicking her down
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: the stairs. And then he goes, oh, shoot, my mic's on.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: What are you, a husband in Miami? You know you're mic'd.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: And that's the last thing I saw. I still have
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: episodes left. I actually turned off my TV because it
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: was like 11.30 and I wanted to be a delight
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: for you. And I was like, I want to save
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: this for later.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: You can't toss a dwarf down the stairs.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: But I mean, but the neighbors said weird stuff about it.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: It is, it's worth watching. Ah, shit.
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: And then sometimes she looks really old and sometimes she
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: does look like she's six. In video that they took
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: And she'll be like.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: What if it's AI? It's a deep fake. What if
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: it's a deep fake?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: It's so crazy. Then I also watched some Kendra Sells Hollywood.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, what? Is she a realtor?
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: She's a realtor, yes. It's her second season. When I
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: heard that she got a real estate license, I immediately predicted,
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I bet she'll get a TV show. She did. But
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: it was on a different network. Now it's on HBO Max.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: It's the second season. And I had her come on
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: my show. And she is like a nervous girl. She's
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: kind of like... But it was a good interview. And
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: she's just like, I'm really trying to do real estate.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: She doesn't really have support. She has co-parenting support from
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: her ex-husband, the football player. But I don't know how
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: much financial support she gets from him. And she has
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: two kids. And you're like... She's really struggling in it
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: to get a listing. She's really struggling.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: And.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I just have to tell you about this because.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: I have a story.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: So.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: When she came here like a year and a half
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: ago or something, we were talking about how in Westlake
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: and we belong to, you know, we like that area
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: and everything. And I go, yeah, we have been looking.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: We were looking for like a couple of years and
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: now we're not going to buy there. But at the
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: time we were like open to possibly moving out there.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: And she goes, oh, well, you know, keep that in mind, whatever.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: So now I'm watching the show and she's trying to
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: get this listing in Westlake. And she brings her boss in.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: who's like this Southern guy that reminds me a lot
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: of the guy that's now in prison. What's his name? Chrisley.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Chrisley knows best.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, Chris Chrisley. No, it's not Chris Chrisley. Kevin Chrisley?
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Chris Chrisley. Chris Christie.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: No, it's not Chris Christie. By the way, if Chris
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Christie runs for president, I definitely think he should get
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: on a Zup pic. I just do. If everybody else is,
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: why not? I mean, if we're going to say that
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Biden's too old, I'm just saying, like, then I'm just...
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Not political. I'm just saying.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Also, speaking of that really quick. Wait. I just want
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: to say. And what Gove and all that stuff. I
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: just saw, you know, I thought about this the other day.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: I said, I wonder if people because I always remember
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: I saw this like really interesting like Oprah where this
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: woman goes. I secretly put the birth control pill with
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: my daughter's other vitamins. You'd be like, here's your six vitamins.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: And she would just take it out and give it
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: to her. She goes, because I know that this, I
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: didn't want her to know she was on the pill
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: because then she might screw around a lot. But she
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: might screw around a lot and not tell me about
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: it and then get pregnant. So I'm just going to
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: automatically put her on the pill. And I thought it was, like, deceptive,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: but I also thought it was genius.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: So I go, I bet people, I bet there will
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: be women that will want to, like, sneak in their
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: kids' bedrooms at the end of the night and give
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: them a shot. Because it's like a tiny shot. And
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: then the kid never knows. And all of a sudden,
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: the kid that maybe struggled with weight and has like
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: an almond mom. Like, I mean, like if this existed,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: you know who would do this?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: It's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. What's her name?
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: Which one? Yolanda.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: Yolanda was the original almond mom that was always like, well,
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: if you're going to go to a party, make sure
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: that you have a lemon juice cleanse for three days after. Anyway,
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: I just saw a TikTok where this girl was like, no,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: I'm putting my daughter on it. And she's 12. She's 12.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: That's awful. I don't know. I'm just saying, get ready
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: for that trend to happen, whether you agree with it
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: or not, and you could argue, well, if I don't
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: put her on this, she might have diabetes, and this
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: way she won't develop, like, anorexia or whatever, and if
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: it's okay and if it's healthy, I don't know. But
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: getting back to Kendrick, wait, getting back to Kendrick, reminds
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: you of what?
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Go. Oh, no, that reminds me of that video of,
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: it's like an old movie where The husband's asleep and
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: the wife just slaps him in the face and he
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: wakes up. She's like, oh my God, honey, what's wrong? Oh,
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: are you okay? I'm so sorry.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Did you ever watch Absolutely Fabulous?
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Hello. Okay.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: My favorite part was the one girl has like a
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: younger daughter who's like clearly like the mother, most responsible,
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: normal girl. And the two of them are like.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Patsy.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Adina. Adina.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Adina's daughter was getting married.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: And so they're all drunk and they're like, we have
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: to do it, darling. We have to do it. And
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: they sneak into her bedroom and they try to wax
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: her mustache while she's asleep.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: And she's like, mom.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: No, like I want to keep it for the wedding.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, like anyway. Um, so, so anyway, you're watching
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: her and she's like, I really hope I get this listing.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: So she goes to the listing appointment and she says, well,
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: I think that you should list with me because I
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: actually have a buyer for this. And he's like, you do? Yeah,
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: I actually already have a buyer for this. So then
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: she goes and tells the other realtors, I may have
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: overstepped it. They're like, you told a potential listing person
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: that you already had a buyer. Now, I don't know.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: From my days, I don't know if that's... I never
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: said that. It's a little unethical, but not totally. But
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: you would say, I got a lot of people looking
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: in the area. I have a... I would, you know...
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: And then people... What people would do to get the
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: listing is they would say... Like, if I'm trying to
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: get a listing, I'd be like, oh, my God, I
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: have a great couple. You don't have to give me
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: the listing, but let me just bring them over. And
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: then you and Evan would come over and... And then
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: I would go, actually, they said it's too far from
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: the city for them. And then you go, well, God,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: she really has people. So a lot of people would
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: do that. They'd act like they had someone. So to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: get the person to go, well, then that's who we want.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: They really like it. They know and they see how
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: you show it. It's kind of a great tactic. I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: don't know what the ethic rules are today because it's
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: been a long time. Anyway, I went to my DMs
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: and she said, hey, girl, you still looking for a
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: North Ranch? Just got my first listing. Stunning home. I
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: want you to see it soon. And then she was like,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: I have a gorgeous Westlake property coming up. I think
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: that might have been the first one. Wait, which one
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: came first?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: She's hustling you. Okay.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I, this first one. She's eager. The first one,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: she goes, I got my first listing coming up. And
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm not interested in Westlake anymore.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: And I didn't go. I could have been on the show.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: You could have been on the show, Heather.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: I could have been on the show.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: No, it's just you and your feet.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: It would have been my second TV opportunity of the year.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You could have done the show.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: See the Randall scandal. Or Kendra sends Hollywood. And I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: missed the opportunity. Because I didn't write her back.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I know she sold the house. And she is
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: a good realtor and watched the show. Because it's pretty juicy.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: She's very real in it.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Can I go back to the graphic? What?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I don't like it. It looks like a porn. It's
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: the jacket's off. What is this, like, 80s power lesbian hair?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, she doesn't dress like the girls in Selling Sunset.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: But maybe she should. Maybe she goes works for the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Oppenheimer group.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: But see, the whole thing is, those realtors are trying
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: to be like, Sex stars.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: No, they're not.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: They're realtors first and they're trying to be like sex stars.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: And wearing tiny things. She was a sex star who's
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: trying to be like a real real estate broker. So
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: she wears very little makeup. She wears her hair back
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: in a low pony. And she wears maybe like a
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: skinny jean with a blazer. And not tiny, tiny Selling
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Sunset Barbie outfits at all.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: I love tiny Barbie outfits.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: I do too.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: I love Brie on Selling Sunset. She... DM'd me and
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: I exploded. Well. I love her. I love Brie and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: I love all of them.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Well, she, well, a lot of that, I saw a
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: TikTok which said they went through how many houses they've
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: really sold.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: And like very, very little and Brie hasn't sold any.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: But then someone wrote, yeah, but if you're on a team,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: meaning like you're, the broker gets all the credit for
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: the house.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: But you still get a portion of the commission.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: So.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: And that commission, God.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Anyway, there you go with that. Are you watching this show,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: The Idol, with Weeknd and Johnny Depp's daughter? And she's
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: wearing one of those skim tiny, tiny, tiny bikinis with
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: her tiny tits.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Are you watching it?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: No, but I think I have to.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: If you're making me watch The Killer Dwarf, I'm going
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: to make you watch The Idol because... Is.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: It bad or good? It's so bad. Is it like
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: hate watching? Because I'm hearing that it's like ridiculous, but
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: I think I might like something that bad.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: It's... Okay, I didn't watch the second episode because... I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: was out, but like, I watched the first episode because
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, we have to like, what is
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: it all about? Because it was so much hype. Can,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: they were like, oh my God, it's so graphic. It
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: is so much. It is so much.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: How many, so how many episodes is it?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: I think they just did the second one.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: So you have to wait each week.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay. It is like, to the point where you're like,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: this is what I think, honestly, and I'm not trying
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: to sound like a prude or anything, but, It's just
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: what everybody hates about LA. It's just like, come on.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: It's so, can I give you a spoiler? Yes, please do.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: It's a little graphic, but that's where we're at. Because
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: it's the same.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: Graphic like.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: It's the same guy who did Euphoria. Okay. So it's that.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Out of nowhere.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: I kind of like that stuff.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Go on. Like out of nowhere.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: So there's the storyline. She's this, like, pop star. She's
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: kind of like a Miley Cyrus.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Meets, like.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Billie Eilish or something?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: Not even a Billie Eilish. It's just, like, she's just
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: a girl. Like, she's just this pop star who has, like,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: lame songs and she knows it. Like, her songs are like, yeah,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: you want to freak me? I'm a bitch. Like, that
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: kind of stuff.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: But there's, out of nowhere, they're like, the picture leaked.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: And you're like, What pictures? So you don't really know
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: what's happening. They're like, don't push her away. She can't
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: know about this. And she gets ejaculated on. On her face.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: And someone took a picture of it. And it goes viral.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Who did? While she had a party getting her face pulled?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it was discussed in the second episode.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: But that's the first episode. I was like, oh my god.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: It's so much. The weekend is like this crazy... fan
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: he's also a DJ at a club and like.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: How's his acting.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: I mean it's he's a DJ it can't be that
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: hard right.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: Well um I've told you guys for years tiny tits
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: are in yeah and they have never been more in.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: She smokes like every five seconds yes like there's always.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Like and also I believe cigarettes are gonna make a
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: comeback because it's gonna be a sign of wealth now Oh.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Because it'll be more expensive.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: Jewels are trash.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Jewels are trash and they're too reusable. And the real
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: way to show that you don't give a fuck.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: And they're killing the environment. Kill yourself, not the environment.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Cigarettes are going to make a comeback. That's going to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: be the new cool thing to do is do a
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: real cigarette.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Not cigarette. It's not just any cigarette, Heather.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Which is it? It's a Virginia Slim? Yes.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: The Virginia Slim. The ladies. The ladies who lunge. Yeah.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: It's the long, skinny... Virginia Slims. Wow. It's so much.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: I want you to watch it.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: I will watch it 100%. I just saw a great
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: clip of Jennifer Coolidge in a live event. I think
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: she's in Australia with Mike White and whatever. And someone
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: asked the question, was like, what's your advice for when
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: you just don't have confidence? And she's like, well, I
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: struggle with confidence my whole life, whatever. And she's like,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: and really the thing to do when you don't feel confident,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: is just watch shows. It's just watch really bad art,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: bad TV shows, bad plays. Because then you're like, oh,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: if these people are doing it, then I can do it.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: She's like, but, you know, if you watch something good,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: then you're like, oh, I'm never going to make it.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: She goes, I saw this play. It was Oliver. It
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: was just the worst Oliver play ever. And I watched
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: it over and over again. And I just died laughing
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: because I remember one time we talked years ago and
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: she kind of had a falling out with this one
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: friend of ours. And she goes, well, at least I
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: know I don't have to go to that one woman
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: play anymore. And I go, how many times did you go?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: She goes, a lot. And now I realize she was
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: probably going like to make herself feel better. But I'm like,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: I do think there is something really fun in like
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: watching shitty stuff.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. That's like what We do.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: I love hate watching.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Do you not hate watch Vanderbilt?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, I do kind of, I, well, that's
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: a different one. Cause I kind of like, it's a
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: different kind of hate. No, it's a, it's when I,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: or the Kardashians, as much as I love sexist city,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: I kind of, I, I mean, I hate sometimes the
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: storylines and how dorky it is, but like, I have
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: a love for it. And then there's sometimes where I'm
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: just like, I now want to watch this because of
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: what I've heard.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: It's so terrible. Yeah.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: It's like watching Showgirls. Remember when everyone said it's the
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: worst thing you've ever seen? You're like, it can't be
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: that bad. I like Vegas. How bad can it be?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Can I?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: And then you watched it and you were like, it
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: really was that bad.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: This is Showgirls. Amazing. I'm watching it tonight. It's Showgirls.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: I honestly said that.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Do we know what it's on? Is it on Netflix?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: It's on HBO. Okay.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: I love HBO Max.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: It's Showgirls.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: I just want to fill you in on a little
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Housewife news.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Teresa versus Melissa. And Teresa says on the reunion, which
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: the third part is on tonight. I believe that Joe
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Gorga and Melissa.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Set me up to go to jail.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Set me up to go to jail because
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: they were friends with my ex-husband, Joe Giudice, his partner.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: And anyway, the partner now has spoken and he says, listen,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: I knew Joe Gorga, but I never met Melissa. They
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: had nothing to do with any of this. Joe put
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: my name on million dollar loans and I had to
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: protect myself and my assets. And he allegedly still owes him,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: they still owe him, this guy, $ 980, 000. He's like, he
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: owed me two, he was ordered to pay me 230.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: I never got it. He went to prison. He never
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: said he was sorry. And he ruined my life too.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: But they had nothing to do with it. So I thought...
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: you know, people are wondering if they did. And I
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: think that in the end, Teresa and her new husband, Louis,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: are not coming off well.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: Why? I mean, I don't care, but why?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Because, Louis, I think it's a little bit... What's interesting
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: is I think people that are... theresa stands if they.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Is he the red one yes he looks like like
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: the anger from inside out yeah like the little anger.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Emoji there's kind of again there's two ways to look
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: at it he's either really in love with theresa and
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: protecting her from the fact that she has told him
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: how much melissa and joe has hurt her over the
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: years so he is like no more we're not going
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: to take it anymore and you don't need these people
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: or it can be seen that he's like You got
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: me now. You don't need these people. And now I'm
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: going to alienate you from other people. So it really
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: can be seen both ways. So it's a very interesting,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: juicy thing to watch. And then there's all these who's
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: suing who and they're all in construction. They all have
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: different businesses and there's all this other stuff. Nothing like
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: going to prison issue or whatever, but there's an article,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: there's a restraining order. Then, Louie's girlfriend, ex-fiance, got a
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: restraining order against him, but then there's a history of
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: her getting restraining orders against people.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: So it's just a lot, a lot. Is Teresa a
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: deep fake? Has she been dead for 10 years? And is, yeah, like,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: what's that?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Well, their teeth thing was really a problem because they
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: all had the same white, brand-new New Jersey choppers, every
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: single man and woman on that cast.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Have big, wide, perfect teeth. Gigantic teeth.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: So if anyone tries to deep fake them, we will know.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: We will know.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: They have big teeth, too.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: It's such a thing. Big teeth.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Kim Zolciak and Corey, they are going at each other.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: And people saw, Corey did some posts and they thought
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: he was looking very thin. Not this photo, but looking
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: very thin. She has removed Berman from her... IG. It's
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: now just Kim Zolciak. They both have attempted restraining orders
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: against each other. They're both saying the other parent is
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: a bad parent. He took a parenting class and finished
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: this parenting class, which a lot of men now are
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: doing as they take these parenting classes. Then they get
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: a certificate to show that they are the better parent.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: And then she didn't finish it in time.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm going to make a shirt that says,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: go to therapy. We don't care. Honestly. Maybe don't put
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: all your shit out online.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Well, now, this couple, if there was a card where
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: you got a stamp for, what do you call it,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: a punch card?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Like a free coffee?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: They would already get a free filing because they each
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: have filed against each other. This is Shannon Bedore from
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives of OC's ex-husband. He married this girl, Leslie.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: They have a two-year-old daughter together. And they have filed...
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: They've made statements on social media and actually filed, not filed, filed, withdrew, filed,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: withdrew on each other like five times each.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: God.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: And now they each have attempted restraining orders on each other.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: These two?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Yes. And they're both saying that they were both victims
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: of the other person being violent with them.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: She looks like a possessed Dixie chick. Like, she, that's
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: like a demon in the night. Just, gah.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: She posted her ex-husband at their son's graduation being like,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: cheers to a great co-parenter like he's not. And he's like,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: oh my God, she's trying to take money from me.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: And so he was an awful ex-husband during the divorce
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: to Shannon Bedore. Then he marries this girl. And there's
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: got to be a little satisfaction on Shannon's part.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, Shannon's just living. Of like, really?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: And you thought I was so bad?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: God. When does it just become exhausting?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I think he's realizing it. I hope he got
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: a vasectomy.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: God.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: He has a third one. This girl, how do you
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: say her name?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Irina? That is Irina Shake?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She apparently threw herself at Tom Brady at a wedding.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: And he was not interested.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Oh no, that's even more embarrassing.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: And then the other rumors are that, you know, the cart,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: mama Kim, mama cat, uh, Chris Jenner is, is possibly
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: putting the seeds for Kim to date him because they
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: bought property right next to his in like the Bahamas.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: And then they like borrowed his like golf cart to
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: go look at property. And so there's talk of that.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Aniston said that she, um, She hates it when
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: someone says that she looks good for her age and
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: people never say it to men.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. I get it all the time. Oh, well, good. Sorry, Jennifer.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: Guys get it, too.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: We get it great.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm only 23, so I get it, you know. Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: But yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like, why.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Do they always say I look great for my age?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: How about you just look great? Not for my age.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Don't add the.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: For my age?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: When you would do like an English, when you diagram
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: a sentence, for my, was the, not proposition.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to like sit back and watch this happen.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: I just remember. You don't need that part of the
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: sentence is what I'm saying.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: The subject and the predicate?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. You don't need that.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: It wasn't called predicate. Subject and predicate. Wasn't that the preposition?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Which one was before?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: Prepositional phrase? Yeah, or before. Whatever.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: Before and after.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Before is the subject and then the predicate is the sentence. After.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: So you're right. You don't need that. Yeah. For your age.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: You do not need for your age.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: She doesn't like the for your age. Yes. You don't.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: You just say you look great.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: You look great for your age. Yes.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Yes. Get rid of the for your age.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: But like, I just think that's just a, that's just
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: like a, an old timey phrase. Right? Well, yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: And it's not cool.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: I would never say that to a woman.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: It isn't cool.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: You look great for your age. I'd be like, oh
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: But listen, what I like is I was talking to Jared.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Jared Lips, he's a makeup artist. He's friends with all
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: the Vanderpump people. We were together. And I was saying, oh,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: my son. And his friend was pregnant. And so I
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, you know, talking about pregnancy. I'm like,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: my sons are now 20 and 17. And he was like, what?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: And he goes, how old are you? And when I
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: told him, I mean, granted, you know, maybe he wanted
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: me to tag him in something. No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: But now he was like.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: But then he seemed genuinely shocked.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: And whether that was true or not, I will take
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: that any day.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: Right. I think that's the compliment.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: He was like, oh, my God. He's like, I just
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: thought you were younger. So when you said your kids
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: were that old, I was thinking, oh, my God, you
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: have them in your 20s or whatever. You can tell
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: me that any time. I would never take offense.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: I think older ladies out there need to start chopping
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: the young girls up. Go up to a 22-year-old girl
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: and be like, oh, my God, you look so good
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: for your age. Send them spiraling. Just get your power back, ladies.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Or you know what you should do?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: Go to guys and say, oh, you look great for
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: your age.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: This happened to me once on a listing appointment, I
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: will say. And this woman, we were trying to get
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: the listing. And by the way, she had such a
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: juicy-ass story. She sang in the choir, and her husband
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: left her for a priest.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: Yes. Oh, my God. At the wedding?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: And you know why I'm telling this story? Because she
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: didn't give us the listing. She chose a non-Catholic to give.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: And here I was.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: The audacity.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: Here I was. And she was like, weren't you in
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: my brother's class? And at the time, the brother was
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: like 50 and I was like 34. And I'm like, no.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: But I mean, I still was nice because I wanted
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: the listing. But that is what people should do. When
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: they know someone is much younger, they should be like, Well,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: you didn't grow up with the internet, did you? And
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: the girl's like, 32. What? Like, yeah, like, well, you were,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: you know, you were already an adult when you got
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: a cell phone, right? Like, just start doing stuff like that.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: I hung out with twinks yesterday. Yeah.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: What was that like for you?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: It was a little scary. Like, they're very, like, they're
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: all very TikTok hair and just very, like.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: So a twink also means someone who's, like, Gen Z? Yeah.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Okay. But, well, a twink is like a young gay. Yeah.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: As a twink. As a former twink.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, I also thought a twink meant you were a
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: more smaller, slighter build of a human.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: You have like bird bones and like afraid of daylight.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: Then you cannot be a twink.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: I used to be.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: No, there's no way. You don't qualify.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: Not anymore, I don't. But there was a time when
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: You're too big of a person to be a twink.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: But back in the day, I was a shy little
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: skinny vampire.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: But you were always.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: so tall.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: Isn't there a height requirement to be a twink? No.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: You can be 6'3 and be a twink.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: Twink sounds small, but it's not.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Then I think you need a different name. I think
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: twink should be someone under 6 feet tall.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: I think they have to be under like 160 pounds.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I think they have to be under 30.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. Okay, so that's a twink. Under 30. Yeah, okay. Okay.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: And then I think there can be a whole nother category.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Of people that are taller and bigger, but young and pretty.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: And then there could be also, obviously we know what
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: a bear is.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: But I'm not any of that, but I was talking
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: to twink. Yes. Yes. And twink looked at me and said, um, Oh,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: are you a social media influencer as well? And I
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: was like, I don't know how to answer this.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Did that compliment you?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I was like.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: That is so much more flattering than, are you a
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: stand-up too?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Stand-ups are ugly.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: Social influencers are beautiful. Or the best was when they
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: were like, oh, give me your Instagram. And I gave
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: them my Instagram and they were like, oh, got a
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: blue check. I was like, that's right. Call me daddy.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: So now you're graduating into daddy.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: But you don't have to have a kid to be
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: a daddy.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: That just means.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: It's the easiest job.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: To be a gay daddy.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: To be a gay daddy, yeah.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: Now what's a zaddy?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: A zaddy is like a hot daddy. Like damn zaddy.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: But a gay or a straight?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, okay. You can be a straight zaddy.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Daddy, there's daddy, like ooh daddy. And then there's
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: like damn zaddy. Like zaddy is like.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: Like hot. Okay. Yeah. Pride month.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: But nobody has to actually be a father.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: No one has to be a father.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's beautiful.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: It's the best Father's Day. It really is.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: Do zaddies and daddies celebrate Father's Day?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: I'm going to celebrate Father's Day.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: I think you guys should start that trend.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: Because there's not enough celebration for the gays in June.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: So let's definitely make a zaddy daddy day on Father's Day.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: We're taking your dad holidays too. Take it. Take it.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: I would love to be a Juicy Scoops.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: I follow pride as far as being a June birthday.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: My a couple of years ago, I said, I'm going
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: to pride it. I'm going to do full Heather June
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: all birthday month. I have a full month of your
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: birthday of my birthday. Just like pride is your birthday's
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: this week. Yeah, but I celebrated last week. I'll be
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: celebrating this week, and I will be celebrating the following week.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: You're that lady, yeah.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: Just like pride, I'm just going to keep being proud
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: of myself for being on.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: This earth this long.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Everyone can celebrate what they celebrate. You don't have to
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: take joy away from anybody, but you can also milk
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: out your birthday.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: You're your own ally.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: I'm my own ally. I love her. Not everyone does.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: She's strong.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Not everyone loves her, and a lot of people have
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: a lot of hate for her. And I'm like, you
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: don't know what it's like until you've walked in her shoes.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: It's also the shortest Pride parade ever. It's just Heather
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: on a float or on a golf cart going through
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: the desert.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: No, because people will soon be like, oh, my God,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: is that still going on?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: It's called Heather Pride.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Can I have one month? Jesus.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: If you had an alcohol, people would boycott it. If
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: you had a clothing line, people would complain.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: This is kind of crazy.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: She looks great for her age.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: No, this isn't her. This is, oh yeah. So AI
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: did this thing. No. What if stars never broke up
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: and had kids? What?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't even look at it and think of that. Wow.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: And some people thought it was a fence, a weird
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: thing to do because she never did have kids and,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: but this is what they believed their traits would look
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: like and they did it for a bunch of other ones.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: This is so weird.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: This is from, if you go to 1996 is the,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: and the artist is Mr. That doesn't really even... No, it.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Doesn't look like her.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: It doesn't really look like her. It looks like him.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: She looks weird.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: It looks like Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: The kids are gorgeous, though.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: And Rachel. Yeah.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: But they did a bunch of other couples and made
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: little kids.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: This is Princess Charlotte.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: They're gorgeous. We've talked about this. Oh, this is the
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: last thing I'm going to say.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: I love this because I think the greatest way to
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: find out Who someone is, who you're really dating is
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: not to go look at their camera roll like Ariana.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: It's not to go look to see who they're texting.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Take their phone and go to their For You TikTok page. Shit.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Because you will know what's up. And I, because I mean,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: I said one time I took Brandon's and I was
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: so pleasantly surprised. And I was so scared when I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: was fined. I'm like, I don't know if I want
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: to find how to make a bomb. I don't know
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: what I'm going to find. Okay, I don't know what
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: I'm fighting, I'm a teenage boy. It's the most frightening
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: group is a straight teenage boy, okay? So I'm like, fuck,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: you know? And it was like funny, pranky stuff, skateboarding stuff,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: you know, some family guy, whatever. And then like some
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: actually like interesting like facts, history things that say he follows, okay?
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh my God, thank God. Like
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't know how much porn I was gonna see,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know what.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: Would you have been surprised if there was porn?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't have cared, but I was pleasantly surprised.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: I was just like, okay. I mean, he is always
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: looking at stuff and laughing, so I was happy about it.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: But I was like, I don't know. And so what
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: I thought was so funny is when they were doing
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: all those hearings about TikTok, and this one older white
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: guy was like, All I see on TikTok is teenage
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: girls dancing. And they were like, I guess you don't
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: know how For You page works, dude, because that means
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: that's all you're watching, because I never see teenage girls dancing.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: So this guy who I follow, he's my friend, Eric Goldie.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: This guy, Eric Goldie. The one right here? Yeah.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: So somebody wrote some mean thing. Like he wrote some, oh,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: your husband, you know.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Who is this?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: Like this is some, so then he found the mean comment.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: and posted his face. And this guy was being homophobic.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: To Eric?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: To Eric. And he's like, I guess you don't know
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: how For You page works. Why am I in your
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: For You page when my content is gay-friendly stuff? And
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: so I just thought that was amazing. So ladies, if
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: you really want to know what someone's political views are
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: or whatever, grab their phone and go, can I just
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: look at your TikTok for a minute?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: I honestly didn't even question this. I know that guy.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: I've seen that guy.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: You know Eric or you know the other one?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: The other one. That is a typical closeted... Oh, you
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: know that type.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Angry, jealous.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: Look at him. He's got a bandana around his neck.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: Come on now.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: So, speaking of which, I was watching a little of
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: the Hulu Kardashians the other night. And I talked about
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: this subject before because I thought it was pretty cool
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: that she was honest about it. But Khloe was saying...
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: she was having a problem bonding with her son because
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: she didn't carry him. She had a surrogate carry him,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: which I thought was pretty great that she was being
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: honest about it. At the same time, I think it's
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: kind of.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: Sad? I don't know.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: I think it's kind of... I do think it's sad.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: I think part of it is, yes, she didn't carry him,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: but I also think it's... But even when... like right
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: after I had my second child, Brandon and I carried
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: him and stuff. You are so, you know, your other
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: child is so much better that I remember feeling like,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my God, if I had this, you have weird
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: thoughts too, which are probably a little postpartum, even though
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to like throw one off the balcony
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: or anything. But I was like, Oh my God, if
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: I had to choose one to save, I would save
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: the two and a half year old, right? Just because
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: I know him better. So I think part of her
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: is that she's not, She's thinking too much about it
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: is what I was saying. I think she will be fine.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: And then also while she was expecting this baby with Tristan,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: she found out that Tristan had got another girl pregnant
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: who was able to carry that baby. But what I
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: was going to say is I do like that she
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: was honest about it. But I feel kind of bad
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: if this kid, if they don't have a close relationship,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: hopefully the kid wouldn't care. Like my boys, even if
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: I was at a show and they saw that, I
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: don't think either of them would care. But I hope
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: he doesn't see it later on.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I was thinking.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: I try to use it against her. You know what
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, maybe we don't have to say all
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: this in public. You know?
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Keep it to yourself. Yeah, I think it's fine that
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: she had those feelings. I wish she would have just
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: had those feelings with her sisters and her moms.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: And a therapist.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: And maybe not put it on the show.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: You don't have to put everything online. It's like, be
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: in the moment. Yeah, because your kid's going to grow
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: up one day and be like, oh, my mom doesn't
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: bond with me. Great. Yeah. I mean, I feel bad
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: for her. I'm glad she's being honest and everything. But
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: it's also just like, we don't need to know that.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: I'm having a great day.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: We don't see his face at all.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: And she's showing, like, James Corden his face. And because, like,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: James Corden is all over it because he's the producer
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: of the show.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: James Corden is? Yeah.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Isn't that weird? When they got rid of Brennan Murray. Uh-huh.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: And then they went over to Hulu and James Corden
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: is the producer of it.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: I want to see his For You page.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: Me too. When is he going to get to be
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: his true self? He's a fan of the Kardashians.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: He was in Cats.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Like, okay. Best friends with Adele.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: Hanging out with Chris. Looking at her China cabinet.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Just saying. Yeah.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so she said he looks like Rob, but we
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: don't get to see him, so.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: What, his profile?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: No, when she's showing photos, and we don't see him
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: on the show, and we only see his little profile here.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, I see.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: He looks adorable here. I mean, I'm sure he's gorgeous
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: and cute. But anyway.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: I love her little girl. Her little girl's so cute.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: We're going to end it here. Listen, tell everybody.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Wait, what was that one? I want to see, just because.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: It was here for it. Apple iOS 17 to offer
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Face Mail where users... Well, do you know about it?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Explain it then.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: So Apple is turning into Black Mirror. It's crazy. It's
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: one of my favorite shows. If you haven't watched it.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love Black Mirror.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: I love it. The new series is coming out.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: When is it coming? Because I love it so much.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: I want to say either this weekend or next weekend.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: For those people that don't know, it's like a modern
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: version of Twilight Zone. It's freaking genius. Each episode is
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: its own little movie.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: Do you have a favorite episode? Yeah. Which one?
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: One of them has basically come true.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: Nosedive?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know the name of it.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: With Bryce Dallas Howard? Yes.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: I was just talking about this, where you get graded
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: for everything, including your behavior. So then... Like how you
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: order a coffee or how you whatever. And then at
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: one point, it's like your FICO score, but a million,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: but in every aspect.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: Of your life. And it's status. It's like, oh, you're
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: a 4.7. Oh, we can hang out.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: And then there's a part where the girl, she's supposed
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: to be at a wedding and the bride is like,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can only have people over 4.5.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: So you're no longer allowed to be in my wedding
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: because socially... You're just not there.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: So genius.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: Did you say that's happening to you right now?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: No, but I feel like.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: It's crazy, yeah.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: It is a little bit of a thing where.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: It's clout.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: Because so many people know you behave badly when we
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: filmed you at Target. Like, it's basically, I think that's
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: where the person got the idea from. Like, what if
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: all these things went in? And just also how, like,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: corporations are getting graded on how they react to social climate.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: And so they do it for that, and they don't
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: really do it because they're hoping to sell the product.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: They're doing it because they need to be in good
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: with this. So I think it's genius. Tell me, explain
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: what this is.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Real quick. So you can pretty much leave a face mail.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: So it's like, oh, I'm calling you. You don't pick up.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: I can be like, hey, it's me. Pick up some
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: eggs when you go to the grocery store, whatever. So
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: it's your face. But also they're doing it where you
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: can create your own avatar. Which is insane.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: Mine's going to be Britney Spears with no teeth. Seriously.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: Mine's just going to be.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: Britney with my bottom teeth gone.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Hey, y'all. Can you get me some buttermilk biscuits?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: There's also a feature where you can like, oh, say
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: I'm meeting you for the first time. It's like, yeah,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: let me get your number. And we can just scan
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: our phones together and it'll get our numbers.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: It's insane.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: And the VR. You saw the VR, right?
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? What my friend was saying when
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: we were at the airport. I think, I don't know
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: how it came up, but I think, you know how
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: sometimes you think somebody is like looking at you because
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: they might recognize you, they might know you. Oftentimes people
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: are like, do we go to high school together? Yeah.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: And then some people actually know who I am, but whatever.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: And so we're saying, this is going to be the
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: next thing that's going to happen and I know it.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: It's going to be like, I'm at the airport, whatever,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: and I see somebody and I'm like, I don't know
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: if that's, you know, Justin Martin and the comedian or
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: did I date, did I fuck this person?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: I get it all the time.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: So I try to do it. So then I bet
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: you could just go to the phone, take a photo,
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: and then it'll be like, and then your Instagram would
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: pop up. Oh, yeah.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: And then you're like, oh, it is the comedian.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: Like a scan. Yeah, a scan. Oh, it is. I
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: bet that's going to come in the next year, two
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: years max, that you could go to someone or take
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: a photo of them and their Instagram and everything automatically
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: pops up.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: You could take a picture of them full nude because
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: it's going to be August. So that's going to be
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: the trend. You can look for somebody and also full
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: nude at the beach.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: First of all, I just want to say, I'm just
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: not a fan of FaceTime ever.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: You're always like, why are you doing this?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm like.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: I like a speakerphone. I like to put you on speakerphone.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: I can see it if it's like you're on a
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: trip and you're like, oh my God, Justin, look at
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: my view. But then you're just rubbing it in someone's
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: face that you're not there. So I'm like, like, also like,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: unless you look cute, unless you're laying down the right way,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: it's just, I feel like do, I guess some people
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, some people do it all the time.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like it's only for reality shows
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: so we get to see the other person.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: And the younger kids, too, do it when they're talking
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: or they're texting. That's how they text. It's weird. That's
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: why I got off Snapchat.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: So what do you mean? They text with a face
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: or they text just talking?
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: It's like with a face. They'll be like, what's up?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: And I'll be like, oh, hey. And they'll be like,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, what? If you're going to FaceTime me,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: FaceTime me. Or if you're going to text me. Text me.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: It's a big confusion where you've got a twink and
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: a zaddy trying to be friends.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: Can't we bring the world together?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: Can't we just be one?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Can't we all just get along? Oh, it's so hard.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: There's so many subsets to it, you know? I did
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: see a.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: Juicy Scooper at Pride, though, the other day. And it
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: was kind of weird. It was the same thing. It
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 3: wasn't at the airport. She was standing in the middle
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: of the road and she just looks at me and
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: she just starts waving. And I was like, And I
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: felt like an asshole because I was like, do I
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: know this person? I don't know. And she was like, hi,
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: it's so good to meet you. I'm a Jesus Cooper.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, great. I'm glad you were here.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: Love it, love it, love it. And you were wearing,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: number one guy in the group, which is Jax's shirt.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: So I love it. I got you guys. I got
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: one for everybody at the show. But you fill out
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: the best. Don't tell Spencer or Chris that.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: Because I'm a daddy.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: You're a daddy, daddy.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: I'm a Jesus Scoop daddy.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you and I are going to be together at,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: My biggest show of history.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: Is it? Yes. Now a warning?
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: It's huge.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: How huge?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Humphreys by the Bay is like a lot of seats.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cool.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: And it's selling really well, but I know there's still
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: some left.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: And that is Saturday, June 24th.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: Very cool.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: And it's so good because you're going to see three
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: incredible stand-ups, not just me, not just Justin, but Chris
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: Frangio as well.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: So this is like a bang for your buck of comedy,
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop delight.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: My friend Randy was actually telling me about it. Oh,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: I love Randy. Yes, he's coming to it and he
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: was telling me about the venue. He's like, yeah, there's
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: like a hotel and you can like come and and
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: be a part of it. And I'm like, I've never
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: been there. I'm sure it's beautiful.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: Everyone has said we're going to love, I kind of
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: put it on my like manifest list. I remember seeing
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: like another comedian doing a few years ago.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: And I was like, what's this?
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, go and look at us now.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: Just a seafood tower. Yes.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: And then this weekend, everybody, I'll be at the Tempe improv,
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: all new standup, which will be the same, which you'll see.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: I'm working on all the fun new stuff. And that's
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: with Chris Frenchel. And that's this weekend. 16th and the 17th.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: But you're doing shows, too, this weekend. Where are you?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: I will be at the Improv. LA Improv. Hollywood Improv.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: I'll be at the Comedy Store. All over the place.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: Everyone follow Justin Martindale.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: Please do.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: Listen to his podcast, Just Say.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: And he... is, you know, he does lots of great
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: photos of him.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: Are you really selling me?
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: In his bathing suit with my friend Krista. Now they're
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: friends and they're having pool parties without me.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad you don't hold a grudge.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: Taking fabulous photos, underwater photos where they look like mermans
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: and mermaids.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, and check out the Netflix series Merpeople. It's great.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: Watch that one too. It's so good.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: Merpeople?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: Merpeople, yes.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: Is it about mermaids?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: It's about professional mermaids. It's out there. It's like Ren
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: Faire people, and they put on tails and go to, like, venues.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I have been trying to find a good tail.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: That I can actually swim in that would, like, propel
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: my swimming.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: And we bought one, but it was just, like, an
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: extension of, like, a swimsuit. No, I need.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: Mer-Taylor.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: I need, like, a real fin.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: And so that I can, like, swim like that.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: Go to mer-taylor.com.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: Are you being serious?
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: Have I googled a mermaid tail in the.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: Summer I would say if anyone would like to get
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: me a mermaid tail or whatever it's my birthday and
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: I will like put it on and give a shout
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: out and swim okay alright I love you I love
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: you too bye the car is beautiful where did you
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: end up going for it.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: This exclusive place that dad has connections with they have
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: Else you have to put me in touch what's it
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: called it's Dune ADL where Dune ADL There's an accent
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: on the E. Do you mean... Yes, I got it
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: on Done Deal Cars. Lift, please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: Done Deal Cars.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.