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Ice Cream & Sour Candy Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.19.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. A legal product sold at gas stations
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  and smoke shops across the country acts like
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  an opioid. Here's the freaking thing. There's
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  two types of Kratom. There's the 708, which is
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  the synthetic that everyone agrees. It should
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  be illegal. And then there's the powder and the
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  seltzers that help people, you know. If it's
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  what they want to consume, let them. But the
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  problem is the news. There's these big words
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  like illegal opioid. Yes, there's an heroin.
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  Shut up. And federal regulators say it can be
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  up to 13 times stronger than morphine. Hell yeah.
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  Let's party. And it's also popular with kids.
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  Oh, yeah. Oh. The frickin' trick. Nah, pretty
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  much 27 -year -old millennial Gen Z. People doing
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  Calvin Kratom, you morons. Your health correspondent,
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  Monica Robbins, explains why doctors are sounding
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  the alarm. It's called 7 -hydroxymitragynine.
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  All right, as long as you complain about that
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  and none of the other ones, that's fine. But
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  the problem is people see the word Kratom And
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  then they start thinking it's all Kratom. But
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  it's just a 7 -hydroxy. And a 7 -hydroxy in Canada.
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  Known on the street as 7 -0 or 7 -hydroxy. Oh,
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  yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On the street.
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  It's one compound found in the Kratom plant,
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  a tree from Southeast Asia that people have used
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  for thousands of years. But what sells today
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  isn't the plant. Walk into any store or gas station
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  that's selling. Yeah, you're right, I'm sure.
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  I'm sure the stuff in Kratom is doddle. I'm sure
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  there's stuff in the alcohol and cigarettes because
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  the big pharma's not making money off of it.
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  Shut up with your fake moral policeness. What
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  they will call Kratom Act extract in the year
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  2026, what you'll probably find is that that
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  is actually purified 7 -0 -H made in a laboratory.
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  Man, you're making this sound fun. It's like
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  when Dare used to talk to your class and be like,
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  do you want to, like, heal? out of it and not
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  like your total self and relaxed kids don't do
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  drugs and everyone's like oh we should probably
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  do drugs i would like to quit at some point because
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  ultimately even though work looks like fun it
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  still works but i started reflecting on the beginning
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  of my career and i went wow look what it turned
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  into this is from 2014 by the way blown away
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  by it. The shock jock is reportedly cutting back
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  to just one new show a week. Yeah, he's become
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  a podcast. I grew up listening to him, but his
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  whole time since 06, he turned into what he hated.
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  After Labor Day, about a dozen staffers have
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  been laid off, and the rest of the week of shows
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  is expected to rely on Howard's massive archive.
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  Ah, the one that they keep clean where they don't
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  play any of the good stuff. That archive? So,
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  Is the king of all media quietly fading out?
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  I keep planning it all the time. And this is
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  from like 12 years ago, so it's deceiving. And
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  they suck me back in because management knows
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  that black hole inside of me. They know that
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  I can't stop doing this thing. Last December,
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  Howard re -signed, getting estimated $100 million
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  over the next three years. Yeah, but it also
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  includes the budget. He made his money, and he
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  made his bargain. Whatever, man. Whatever. The
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  Pinellas County Sheriff's Office says they recently
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  seized $2 .1 million in cocaine. Kill me, some
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  officer. I'm kidding. Ah, jeez. The Pinellas
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  County Sheriff's Office says they recently seized
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  $2 .1 million in cocaine in what they describe
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  as a huge drug bust. I can imagine. A $2 million
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  drug bust being big? No way! He joins us live.
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  He's at the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
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  with details. Stacey, Pinellas County Sheriff
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  Bob Galtieri says they took down a full -scale
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  operation. At the center of it all... Daniel
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  Pinellas, who Gualtieri says they've had their
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  eyes on for a few years. Pinellas County Sheriff
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  Bob Gualtieri says a recent cocaine bust this
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  past Saturday night was one for the books. Again,
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  this is showing all the bricks on the table.
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  Just a historical seizure. I've never seen anything
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  like it come from one person. Cocaine in those
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  duffel bags, again, 60 kilograms of cocaine is
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  basically off the charts. At the center of it
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  all is 35 -year -old Daniel Pinellas, described
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  by Gualtieri as the... I love how his last name
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  is P -I -N -A -L -E -S. It's literally Pinellas
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  and Pinellas. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Head of the organization.
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  The sheriff says his arrest has been years in
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  the making. We first received information that
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  he was a major distributor and, you know... And
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  we also have a quote from one of the officers
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  that arrested him. Yeah, here's the quote. Mm
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  -hmm. Anything else? Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. What happens,
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  it's no secret, is that we arrest people and
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  we get information from people. That's how it
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  works. All right, there you go. There's Bob.
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  Don't want to be, um, you know. Mm -hmm. Jesus
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  Christ! Does the sun ever plan on coming out
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  again? in St. Pete. Man, it's been like a mix
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  of Seattle, Cleveland, and Jacksonville weather.
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  What the hell's going on? It's the sunshine state.
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  Not the cloudy state. And look out this window.
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  It's freaking dry. Oh, and how to get sunny from
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  6 to 7 p .m. How freaking convenient. And now...
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  Back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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  three, go. Yeah! Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your
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  heart, you know he's right. Door is closing.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If
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  I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. All
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  right. starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Has it really
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  been three days? I guess it has! 8 -5 -6. 49
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  Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6. 5 -5 -6 -7. 6 -7. 7 -3.
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  You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can
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  always email me at RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com.
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  God. I know it's like hot out 24 -7 in Florida.
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  Especially when I in the room. But, man, it has
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  been so freaking cloudy this summer. All I want
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  to see is the sun and women topless. Is that
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  all I can ask for? Is that okay for me to ask
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  for that? Nice weather, topless, hot ass, even
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  if they're ugly, women. Mm -hmm. Moments like
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  this, I wish I believed in God. I'd be like,
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  oh dear God, make the weather better. I think
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  God needs to work on those Canadian wildfires.
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  All of a sudden, you're not really here in Canada
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  to talk smack about us, now do you? Shut up!
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  Why do you think all your stars come to America?
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  Because your country's boring! It's time for
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  Hoppy's inbox only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
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  Ryan, that was so close. Wait, you got to meet
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  Lex and Terry. Your obnoxiousness reminds me
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  of them. I quite thank you. I appreciate that.
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  Ryan, thank you for sticking up for Kratom. We
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  need somebody out there who's willing to put
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  his butt on. Thank you. all right do we want
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  to do celebrity news which is the premiere of
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  the whole show tmc or instagram so when you go
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  through instagram it's like kind of like you
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  know just coming to like i don't know what instagram's
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  like it's like stabbing yourself in the eye repeatedly
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  at some point you become a fan of it i don't
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  know let's do that i like this rock music though
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  makes me want to beat someone up and then sprain
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  my back sometimes when i take like three days
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  off to show i got more energy what a concept
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  although there's times i'll be sitting in public
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  and i'm kind of like missing my on -air persona
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  and i start being a jackass people don't like
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  it because they're sensitive or maybe i'm just
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  being too rude All right, what do we got going
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  on on Instagram? Pretty Ricky, you know the band?
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  Grind on me. Their singer is spectacular. Calls
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  out Southwest Airlines. After not being allowed,
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  the board is flying. What are you doing, bro?
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  Bro, what are you doing? Yo, don't you know I'm
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  spectacular? I'm spectacular. What are you doing?
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  Get in. Oh, you recorded too. I want you to know.
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  You recorded what you just did. You recorded.
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  And yeah, I can. And the least talented part
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  of your band besides when you're grinding on
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  married women. Recorded. Huh? What was that?
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  I'm a 45 -year -old man. I'm spectacular. Go
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  see them over there. Huh? Go see them over there.
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  What was that, bro? What was that? Huh? You feel
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  good about yourself? You feel good about yourself?
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  You feel good about yourself? You ever had a
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  career outside of Pretty Ricky? At least pleasure
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  pay had some moments. Huh, you know you gotta
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  record it, right? You gotta record it, yo. Yo,
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  yo, yo, yo, yo. My name is Spectacular. I'm so
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  spectacular from Pretty Ricky. You know you got
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  to record, all right? I hope you like your job.
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  I'm so spectacular on the hotline. Eric. Well,
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  oh, bitch ass. Shut up. You have the class of
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  a dead rat. Kiss my ass. I'm sure you were totally
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  innocent in that situation at the airport. You're
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  stupid. I could see why celebrities get mad at
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  me on the DMs when I send a. collaborator invite
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  can you imagine that then i give him a vibrator
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  to relax though but can you imagine you're chucking
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  your collaborator father you're collaborating
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  with some shitty podcast that kissed your ass
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  for 90 minutes and then you see ryan hoppy just
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  bashing you how does that feel I saw this here.
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  This is a very strange element. Fire department
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  crew. Oakland fire department crew had just finished
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  putting out a vehicle fire when an unexpected
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  visitor came walking right up to them. What is
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  it? A pigeon that appeared to be in distress.
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  Oh, it sucks. I never like when pigeons are in
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  distress. According to the firefighters, the
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  bird actually approached the crew for help after
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  like... Yo, guys, can you help me out? I was
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  just getting bitched out at by Spectacular. Please
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  suffering smoke inhalation from the fire. I hope
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  he's okay. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's
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  not just me. This planet's going to crap. I'm
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  all here for him. I'm not reproducing or doing
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  anything new. This legacy, whatever the hoppy
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  legacy is, I'm serving in World War I. and served
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  in World War II and my dad being in the Navy
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  and then me being a loudmouth jackass. That's
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  how this ends. And I take pride in it. I don't
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  need ancestors to worry about me from the afterlife.
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  Because there's no afterlife. When you die, it's
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  nothing. Remember that period last night where
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  you don't really have any dreams? That's you
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  forever. Why I don't care about my haters. Because
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  a lot of my haters are narcissists that think
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  they're going to live forever. You're not! You're
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  not going to be hated by maggots unless your
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  family has you burned. So the next time you cross
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  me, any other person it is, just know that it's
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  always at the back of my head. Dying. I don't
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  really take things seriously. Oh yeah, speaking
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  of someone that doesn't really take things seriously.
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  Mia Khalifa was on Call Her Daddy. Can you explain
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  that experience? Yeah, it's very weird to go
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  into a job interview thinking, oh, I'm just going
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  to go back to normal life and having the interviewer
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  ask you. Oh, yeah. You had a lot of semen on
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  your face. If you did porn. Right. There is nothing.
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  Oh, yeah. That's what happens when you burst
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  a wide oven. they're asking you that because
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  they knew yes yeah they recognized me and i went
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  to a couple her work was so average at best she
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  just didn't put any efforts like oh my god these
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  guys should be so grateful to be in my presence
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  but in no effort she's a missionary queen couple
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  interviews where some comments were made and
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  then i finally got a job at the law firm and
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  then i got a job working for a friend's company
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  Oh, yeah. That friend's company, you went to
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  work. Uh -huh. Man. So this is Sunday, July 19th.
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  How's it already? July 19th. And I'm going to
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  tell you, if you're listening in Fresno, on Hot
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  97 .7, it's Monday morning. So I hope my energy
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  in this 8 a .m. hour is giving you, you know,
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  the power to get your ass up and go to work.
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  Yeah, because we recorded this a day before.
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  Hello, I've been describing why you're obsessed
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  with the person you're dating. If you're obsessing
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  over someone, here's the uncomfortable truth.
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  It's not always because you like them. It's because
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  you don't like your life enough. It's psychology.
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  Yeah. It's something I've been working on having
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  to be that my life feels complete without a girlfriend.
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  It's the biggest problem that men do is they
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  put so much power into having a girlfriend and
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  they end up losing themselves. If you're getting
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  a hot ass girlfriend that bangs out every day
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  if that's the Solution to the missing puzzle
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  piece. That's a problem because they could leave
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  at any moment and then your puzzle is not complete.
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  You got to be complete as a puzzle and then have
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  them coming. And it explains why they feel so
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  addicted. Think about it. You don't just think
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  about them. You romanticize them. You replay
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  tiny moments. Yeah, it's always the worst when
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  you like them. And naturally as guys, we start
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  thinking about the future. But we're in our head
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  thinking about someone that's not thinking about
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  us. Makes us feel like crap. Imagine how things
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  could be. You build a whole world around someone
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  who's barely in yours. Oh yeah, that's pretty
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  much it. The worst is the ghosting. But then
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  the like viewing my stories after the fact. A
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  lot of times I wonder like what a woman who I
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  know is banging me but banging other dudes. And
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  you see their story of them at the steakhouse
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  eating a steak they didn't buy. Then they set
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  the figure story around 1130 at night. It's almost
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  like they regretted that date and wish they went
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  with you. Which at some point is very flattering.
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  Oh, you should take it like a dinosaur. But she
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  still gave a vagina to someone else. And no,
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  dating is not all about vaginas. Don't even put
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  that out there. What if a woman, after being
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  active but kind of keeping her story secret a
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  little bit, hits you up at 11 .30? Yeah, the
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  sloppy seconds. I'll go ahead for you. Take that.
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  Mm -hmm. Because you're still getting a little
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  bit of the pie. Here's myths about pornography.
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  Some of the misconceptions are that the men and
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  women in the industry are genuinely happy. Oh,
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  yeah, I don't think that at all. I never once
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  watched them. I watched one last night. I was
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  too sad. No, I never watched one and been like,
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  oh my God, they seem like the happiest souls.
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  They're so happy. That I've heard things like
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  from other men that say that. Can I plow your
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  ass? Men in the industry are basically living
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  out every man's dream, right? Oh, yeah. Bang
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  it on indica flower. Or that, you know, the women
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  are genuine. Oh, just music in the background
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  is tripping me out. Only orgasming every scene
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  and they're in. Oh, yeah. Who the hell is thinking
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  that the women are orgasming? You got to be out
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  of your mind. Doing everything that they see.
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  But I think what people fail to realize. What?
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  These people are paid actors and actresses. Yeah.
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  I wonder if they all want to be called actors
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  now. Like in the creative loafing, the local
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  publication for Tampa. It's like, best actor,
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  non -gender specific. All right, well, that's
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  kind of narrowing it down. I don't know what's
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  wrong with being an actress. Reminds me of like
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  Monica from 1025, the bone that washed away.
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  She would be like, oh yeah, we need to have fire
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  women. And women police officers. And I'm going
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  to totally derail the Roger and JP show. My name's
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  Daisy. I'm a piece of garbage being an NBA side
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  chick. Oh, what do we got here? $100 ,000 for
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  a teleprompter is beyond. Donald Trump's longtime
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  teleprompter operator is accused of cashing in
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  on insider knowledge. According to an ABC News
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  report, Gabriel Perez allegedly used his advanced
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  access to Trump's speech scripts to place bets
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  on prediction market. I would do that too. Make
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  money off of this dumbass. If it wasn't illegal.
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  because we're losing money because of this dumbass.
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  He was wagering on whether Trump would say certain
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  words, phrases, or topics during public appearances.
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  Investigators say he allegedly made more than
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  $100 ,000 over a three -month span. All right,
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  that sounds good. I'd love to make money. Here
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  comes the money. Oh, money, money, money. His
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  will fail. Talking about. His favorite memory
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  of a review from Roger Ebert. When Step Brothers
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  came out. It's like our most favorite review
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  of Step Brothers was Roger Ebert, who said this
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  is the end of Western civilization. There's the
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  cackling heads. And he went as far as to say,
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  do not buy this on DVD when it comes out. Do
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  not support movies like this. What a dumb bummer.
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  Because it will make. Other people think they
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  should make movies similar to... I don't know,
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  it is kind of a funny movie. They got the balls
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  on the drum set. They place their balls on a
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  drum set. Yeah, it's an okay movie. We've seen
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  it a lot. We've seen it nine times. It's the
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  same freaking thing. You want to know how to
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  make a woman chase after you? Here's how to make
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  her weak. Ignore her. There is nothing - Yeah,
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  they don't like that. And there he is, everyone,
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  kissing their ass. Better than a man that doesn't
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  speak to me. I kid. But listen, if you're replying
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  within three seconds every time I text you, I'm
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  going to think your entire life is revolving
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  around me. No, I'm just on the fucking phone
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  all day, bitch. Jesus Christ. I want to talk
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  immediately. No, you got to wait five minutes.
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  Screw that. I can be dead in five minutes. In
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  those five minutes of me immediately responding,
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  I could be fighting a location to have sex. No,
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  I'm not trying to sound rude. I'm just saying
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  I hate that game that you're supposed to play
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  in the dating world where if the girl doesn't
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  text back for four hours and I happen to be on
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  my MacBook, which is connected to my phone, all
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  of a sudden, oh, you responded to, I don't care.
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  I don't care. Don't consistently validate her.
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  That's true. I'm sure if you've ever dated a
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  woman before, you've heard the statement, I look
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  so fat. Yeah, you do. You had a lot of flats
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  last night. Listen, it's okay to validate and
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  throw compliments around. Because you're fat.
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  You've been drinking beer the last two weekends.
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  This woman says you don't fall out of love. You
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  usually fall out of love. You fall out of the
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  habit of turning towards each other. Yeah. It's
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  never usually one big moment. It's the night
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  that you told them about your day and they said,
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  mmm. Sounds like your life, honey. I thought
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  you were boring. Mmm. Sometimes I don't get why
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  people don't like me. I think people give me
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  an unfair chance. I think people are jackasses.
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  But then when I start to listen back to my show
• 26:10
  and read the transcript, I don't have a jackass.
• 26:15
  Although, I would be a jackass for this hot piece
• 26:18
  of ass. Oh, that being Kasha, she collects children's
• 26:25
  teeth. When you walked on the boat, there was
• 26:28
  someone dressed as a narwhal handing out... She's
• 26:31
  a crazy broad. That's why I like her. You know
• 26:37
  she'd bring the ruckus. Sometimes with my face
• 26:39
  on them. Honestly. I'll back it up. You think
• 26:42
  I need acid? Oh my God. Oh my God. Every gay
• 26:49
  podcast host does this thing when they're interviewing
• 26:52
  a hetero woman. Where every response to every
• 26:56
  outlandish thing they say is. You think I need
• 26:58
  acid? Oh my God. Oh my God. Shut up. Yeah, nine.
• 27:05
  Real life. Is normal your favorite animal? I
• 27:09
  listen to that. So yeah, she collects children's
• 27:11
  teeth. That's just normal behavior. Now, if I
• 27:16
  were to have told you, did you guys know that
• 27:19
  along with listening to the old school radio
• 27:21
  during the day, studying the craft, going to
• 27:24
  Calabar's occasionally, hanging out with my cat,
• 27:27
  did you know that I collect children's teeth?
• 27:29
  Do you think that would fly? Do you think people
• 27:31
  would be like, oh yeah. Or do you think that
• 27:35
  would get around the community? I'm so adorable.
• 27:41
  Shut up. You're annoying me. What's going on
• 27:47
  with design? Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda,
• 27:50
  panda. I got bread. Like you said. But now you
• 27:54
  got the homies in prison. The rapper designer
• 27:59
  allegedly assaulted the mother of his child while
• 28:02
  she was holding their baby, smashed both of her
• 28:04
  phones with a hammer, and damaged a neighbor's
• 28:08
  car before. Oh yeah, he's really killing it.
• 28:11
  Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda. What the fuck
• 28:15
  did that song even mean? His domestic violence
• 28:18
  arrest. Panda's killing it out here. Panda, panda,
• 28:21
  panda. Jesus Christ. Oh, man, when that went
• 28:25
  up, come on, the club at like age 21, 2015. Oh,
• 28:30
  my God. Me and Yvonne City, Coke Dinosaur. Me
• 28:35
  and Yvonne City, like, oh, yeah, Pandazon for
• 28:37
  the ninth frickin' time, 2015. That didn't watch
• 28:41
  me whip. Now watch me nay -nay. Now watch me
• 28:44
  whip, whip. Watch me nay -nay. Watch me whip.
• 28:48
  This is a bitch. A backstabbing piece of garbage.
• 28:55
  Adrian Broner checked with Blueface and asked
• 28:59
  if he could stream with his ex. You can date
• 29:02
  the bitch if you want. Sean, she want to come
• 29:06
  on stream. Well, that's not my baby mama, bro.
• 29:15
  OJs! You asking for my permission for her to
• 29:18
  come on your stream? I know y 'all have Oh, yeah.
• 29:22
  Adrian Broner wants to bang it up. Yeah, that's
• 29:27
  one of my exes, though. Nah, you good, bro. You
• 29:30
  good, bro. I love it. He's got the Chase Bank
• 29:33
  logo on his forehead. Apple Music is raising
• 29:38
  the prices. Yay! The big companies are screwing
• 29:43
  us. Whack 100. Whack 100. Responds to Big Meech
• 29:53
  and calls him a rat. Hey, listen, man, I don't
• 29:57
  know what's going on, but I see Meech. I don't
• 30:00
  know out of nowhere. You know, shit, Meech, we've
• 30:02
  been running content on you for years. We know
• 30:04
  we all know you told on Cuffy. No, I like the
• 30:08
  rat. Yeah, lizard. Who also murders people. Watch
• 30:11
  what I say. I got exclusive interview coming
• 30:16
  from Cuffy. By the way, Meech, been on quite
• 30:19
  some time. Why haven't you mentioned coffee's
• 30:22
  name one time? Oh, don't leave out coffee. How
• 30:26
  could you leave out coffee? You've heard coffee
• 30:28
  directly call you a rat. World. Don't leave out
• 30:32
  coffee. He worked so hard to get here. It's coffee.
• 30:35
  Tag me to say it's coffee. Why won't you address
• 30:40
  coffee? Yeah, you gotta address coffee. That's
• 30:43
  the meaning of life. To address coffee. Wanted
• 30:48
  to say You rat it on and set him up. And in the
• 30:51
  meantime, listen. What you got to do? It ain't
• 30:57
  his fault. Got it. When your daddy is a rat,
• 31:03
  most definitely your son going to be a little
• 31:09
  mouse. I would not be surprised if Wag 100 was
• 31:13
  whacked. He's rotting his mouth. Nigga, you better
• 31:16
  tend to that little rat -ass little son you got
• 31:19
  over there. Yeah, he ain't no little boy. We
• 31:22
  done watched that nigga tell three, four times.
• 31:25
  He's a douchebag! You're a little bitch. I mean,
• 31:29
  let's be 100 here. BMF's not a bad show. If you
• 31:33
  watch the season, you've seen it all. They're
• 31:35
  scumbag gangsters. I got it. Tend to him. Now,
• 31:38
  you did this to yourself. So now... We're going
• 31:41
  to activate the exposures. We're going to get
• 31:43
  everything going. You did it to yourself, man.
• 31:45
  Yeah, you did it, man. You got to apologize to
• 31:48
  Kofi. You did this to yourself, Meech. We all
• 31:51
  know you ain't like that. Yeah, you got him a
• 31:54
  softy. Ain't going to do nothing. You ain't talking
• 31:57
  about nothing. We ain't worried about you, nigga.
• 32:00
  Just say sorry to Kofi. This ain't 2001, 2, 3,
• 32:04
  4, 5. Nah, you ain't on Jet X now. BMF don't
• 32:10
  even respect you no more, my nigga. Oh, shit.
• 32:15
  Shots fired. You know, they know you's a rat.
• 32:17
  I talk to them all the time. Oh, yeah, Wack 100
• 32:20
  just calls BMF. What's the latest on Big Mitch?
• 32:26
  Yeah, it's not true. In the meantime, between
• 32:29
  time meets, go over there and bang my sister.
• 32:34
  Some motherfucking decon. What is it? Wack 100.
• 32:41
  All right, I'm uncomfortable. Big Misha, way
• 32:47
  too hard to fight. Bunch of morons. I'm going
• 32:51
  to have to be careful with how I project my voice.
• 32:54
  The NBA cannot finalize its schedule until LeBron
• 32:57
  chooses a team. What an annoying dude. You're
• 33:01
  not that interesting to your 42 -year -old that
• 33:03
  lets everyone score on you. Oh, but you put up
• 33:06
  triple -doubles. Good for you. You won a championship
• 33:11
  because no one was in shape. Adam Sandler called
• 33:17
  the Nantucket police about playing basketball
• 33:20
  after officiating Taylor's wedding. 5 -2 -1000
• 33:27
  -26 -17 -36 -52. Nantucket Public Safety, this
• 33:34
  line is recorded. Hi. How are you? I'm visiting
• 33:38
  your island right now, and I was wondering if
• 33:40
  you could answer a question. I like to play basketball.
• 33:43
  Is there any outdoor courts where people play?
• 33:50
  That's the cop. No, not really. That's him filling
• 33:54
  time. Off the top of my head. In my head, there's
• 34:00
  only one I can think of that's outside, and I'm
• 34:04
  not even sure if it's available to the public
• 34:06
  right now. I know. Yeah. You could say all the
• 34:12
  money Adam Sandler has. He's still one of us.
• 34:18
  Kaisen and I was attacked. sued over alleged
• 34:21
  security attack than that is being sued by a
• 34:23
  man claiming he was assaulted by kai's security
• 34:25
  yeah kai seems like he's a little too loyal to
• 34:29
  the wrong people dustin batista is alleging that
• 34:32
  one of kai's security guards lamont gilbert struck
• 34:35
  punched and assaulted him at the 2025 dominican
• 34:38
  day parade in oh yeah making dominicans look
• 34:41
  good good freaking job new york lamont Gilbert
• 34:46
  goes by Curtis Sleeve out there, acting like
• 34:50
  a dumb builder. And if you watch Kai's streams,
• 34:53
  you're probably very familiar with him. I'm always
• 34:56
  watching his ravishing streams. I'd rather watch
• 35:00
  him pee into a urinal than his actual videos.
• 35:04
  That's how I feel about his streams. His streams.
• 35:09
  Oh, I can't get enough of it. The Kaisen University.
• 35:18
  856 -494 -6773. All right, let's see what we
• 35:25
  got here. I saw this headline here. It said that
• 35:27
  MJ died. I was like, no, not Todd Schmidt. Not
• 35:31
  my buddy. No, it's Chris Jenner's mom, MJ, died.
• 35:36
  Taylor Frankie Paul accused of being a bad mom.
• 35:39
  We know. She's dumb. The Mormon Wives cast unfollowed
• 35:46
  Taylor Frankie Paul. The FCC is really going
• 35:50
  to lay down the law into view. Shia LaBeouf's
• 35:53
  alleged stalker is known for being crazy. So
• 36:01
  Kim Kardashian made a post about her partying
• 36:04
  on the day that MJ died. No, not Todd Schmidt.
• 36:07
  No, no, no. But the day that Chris's mom died.
• 36:10
  Multiple lawsuits filed against Taco Bell or
• 36:13
  whatever they got going on. You know how you
• 36:16
  solve that? You don't have that crappy dog food.
• 36:18
  It sucks. It's all you do after. I mean, I'm
• 36:26
  aware that all food makes you at some point go
• 36:28
  to the bathroom. But Taco Bell takes the cake.
• 36:32
  Gross. Oh, yeah. Ricky Alvarez is grabbing Ariana
• 36:39
  Grande's ass in public. She's for the streets.
• 36:43
  How many guys has she been with since she's been
• 36:46
  with you, dude? That's not it. That's not it,
• 36:53
  dog. I got torn wide open since you were last
• 36:57
  there. Like, wow, there's more room down here.
• 37:00
  What the hell? We got this Brittany Cartwright
• 37:09
  audio right here. Somebody, oh no, the Jax Taylor
• 37:13
  is banging out their publicist. And you know,
• 37:19
  I just got to piss off her. Here's Brittany Cartwright.
• 37:24
  All I'm going to say about this at this moment.
• 37:27
  It's on her podcast. Which is called when reality
• 37:31
  hits. Yeah, when the reality hits you, then your
• 37:34
  publicist is better and better than you. Moment
• 37:36
  is, I will be speaking my truth, the truth on
• 37:41
  this matter. You go, sister. You didn't put out.
• 37:45
  Okay, that's the truth. Very soon. Whenever I'm
• 37:50
  ready. As of right now. Oh, we're patiently waiting.
• 37:54
  I am focusing on me and the. That's what every
• 37:59
  girl says out there. I'm focusing on me. Even
• 38:02
  though I'm talking about other people. Most important.
• 38:04
  But I'm totally focused on me. The thing in my
• 38:07
  life, which is my beautiful son. Oh, got it,
• 38:10
  got it, gumdrops. And as of right now, I'm just
• 38:13
  trying to protect my son and my peace and. Yeah.
• 38:17
  Definitely trying to protect your peace by drawing
• 38:19
  a bottle line. Thinking about her publicist going
• 38:22
  down on her ex. And very soon I will be telling.
• 38:26
  And there's no reason to rush it. Yeah, no. Blah,
• 38:29
  blah, blah. Kelly Clarkson said she got fired
• 38:33
  by NBC at her concert. Oh yeah, blue face was
• 38:38
  hitting on someone he did not know was a trans
• 38:40
  person. Called him a transformer. You look real
• 38:45
  good. He's got to be hard talking to the freaking
• 39:00
  blue face in the club. He's like, yeah. You got
• 39:02
  the music turned up. And then he's like, yeah,
• 39:06
  yeah, yeah. They got terrible microphones, by
• 39:23
  the way. Why is it me? This blue collar, middle
• 39:28
  class broadcast. Sounds like a radio show heard
• 39:31
  in 500 cities. A blue face. All these round famous
• 39:35
  rep. What are you doing? Hire somebody. Oh, yeah.
• 39:45
  Brianna Chicken Fry was making outrageous claims
• 39:47
  about Bunny XO. Brianna Chicken Fry's a dumb
• 39:51
  woman. Of course she would say things. She's
• 39:54
  stupid. She can only make money by talking about
• 39:58
  other people. But she's a topless, vapid moron.
• 40:06
  Glorilla Sister wants to make up with her mom.
• 40:08
  Good for you. And there's this dirty ride. an
• 40:12
  enriched and entitled brat known as Sonny Austin.
• 40:19
  And she brought up the Harvard card on police
• 40:23
  body cam during her son's alleged trespass. Oh,
• 40:28
  look at me. I'm better than you. Shut up, Sonny.
• 40:32
  You took a dump this morning and you're going
• 40:34
  to die someday. You're no different than us.
• 40:36
  We're not impressed, honey. You're the worst
• 40:39
  part of the view. How are you? How are you? How
• 40:44
  are you? This is my son. I don't know. I don't
• 40:48
  know, dude. Bam. He was walking along the tracks.
• 40:53
  Just on a run, on a walk, and the gate was open.
• 40:56
  I was like, oh. Yeah, you're running along. Yeah.
• 41:03
  Sounds like an honest mistake. Action. I'm a
• 41:08
  former federal prosecutor. Oh, good for you!
• 41:10
  Good! Now, do I think he should be talking to
• 41:15
  the cops right now? No. But no, I can't say you're
• 41:17
  a prosecutor. No one even likes when you talk
• 41:20
  on the view, honey. He knows. He's a Harvard
• 41:22
  grad. Oh, good for you. And I had fucking home
• 41:28
  run and pizza last night. Do you want to give
• 41:30
  me a trophy? He teaches fourth grade geometry
• 41:32
  to his kids. Oh, God. Now, to be fair, he didn't
• 41:38
  commit a crime, but still, the name dropping
• 41:40
  is douchey! But I'll expect nothing else from
• 41:45
  Sonny Austin. She's dumb! He's not a kid who's...
• 41:49
  A kid? He's like 24! He wasn't born in 2012,
• 41:54
  honey! It's an innocent mistake. I understand
• 41:58
  you. Sonny! Freaking Sonny Austin can go. It's
• 42:04
  an innocent mistake. My son didn't mean it. He's
• 42:06
  a good kid. Let him go. But when you start talking
• 42:09
  about being a former prosecutor or your son's
• 42:11
  Harvard career, you come off like Nepo baby douchebag.
• 42:16
  Shut your ass. So sick of it. Baby, baby, baby,
• 42:20
  baby. Cool. No one cares. Even though I just
• 42:26
  spent three minutes on it. So obviously I care
• 42:29
  a little bit. Like not a lot. But enough that
• 42:32
  I just talked about it. I just don't like name
• 42:38
  dropping. Look at who my mom is. Yeah, you have
• 42:42
  no talent. What's going on with Jay -Z and Beyonce?
• 42:49
  Ah, Jay's load. Scary incident unfolded at Beyonce
• 42:54
  and Jay -Z's. A scary incident unfolded at Beyonce
• 42:58
  and Jay -Z's East Hampton estate this week. Oh
• 43:00
  yeah! Crime's happening in the Hamptons now!
• 43:04
  After police say a man drove his car through
• 43:06
  the front gate of the couple's New York property
• 43:08
  before No! before being taken into custody. Oh,
• 43:12
  it sucks. Here's what we know. A 63 -year -old
• 43:14
  motorist drove his car at a high rate of speed.
• 43:17
  Oh, she's just a dumb bummer! The driveway of
• 43:20
  their East Hampton mansion is smashed through
• 43:22
  the gates, according to the police report. Tamed
• 43:27
  by Team Z. Officers said the man didn't break
• 43:29
  when he came up the mechanical gates, allegedly
• 43:31
  causing significant damage. Yeah, I just messed
• 43:33
  up Hoover's house. Cops say his car was impounded.
• 43:37
  He was placed under arrest. Ah, what an idiot.
• 43:41
  And this is stupid, too. This is idiotic. Uh,
• 43:46
  what other adjectives can I use? It's moronic.
• 43:50
  It's stupid. Tom Brady. There's this thing going
• 43:55
  on, Fanatics Fest. And all the rich kids in New
• 44:01
  York City's metropolitan area get to spend money
• 44:05
  to meet Jalen Brunson and all the superstars
• 44:08
  in sports. And recently there's been this hatred
• 44:13
  since that podcast episode with Tom Brady and
• 44:15
  Logan Cole. When Tom Brady said he would not
• 44:20
  make it in the NFL. I believe it was before the
• 44:25
  Super Bowl. Well, there's the Fanatics Fest stage.
• 44:29
  Last night, it was Trey frickin' Young embarrassing
• 44:33
  himself, trying to rip up a Knicks jersey, even
• 44:36
  though the last time he beat the Knicks in the
• 44:38
  playoffs, none of the current team was there.
• 44:39
  So you're living in the past. Second of all,
• 44:44
  Tom Brady slapped Logan Paul. It's so staged.
• 44:59
  Oh, yeah. Kind of a video. He slapped him. I'd
• 45:04
  slap him too. He's a little bitch. Do I even
• 45:11
  want to play a final play? It's Hunter Biden
• 45:14
  talking about the mayor of New York City. bringing
• 45:18
  some youthful energy to politics. They are, you
• 45:21
  know, they look at people like Zoran Mamdani
• 45:23
  and they go, oh my God, it's the end of the Democratic
• 45:26
  Party. I look at Zoran Mamdani and I go, there's
• 45:30
  a leader. No, your dad was the end of the Democratic
• 45:32
  Party, you moron. Who's saying, even if you like
• 45:36
  the guy's politics or not, who is possibly saying
• 45:39
  that a 33 -year -old is the end of the party
• 45:41
  when your dad was 80? And our current president's
• 45:45
  80. What are we talking about? Whatever, mind.
• 45:50
  Are we losing it? Are we losing it as a world?
• 45:55
  There's something going on. Hell, I think I'm
• 45:58
  losing it. I lost it 32 years ago. Happy hour.
• 46:16
  RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be right back.
• 46:19
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• 46:22
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• 46:28
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• 46:30
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• 46:34
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• 46:38
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• 46:43
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  My Weekend by DJ Yonk. He sounds better when
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  it's Christmas But I'm amazing, come out with
• 48:02
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• 50:12
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• 50:20
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• 50:22
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• 50:25
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• 50:32
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• 51:13
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• 53:35
  Yeah, she's annoying when she talks! But when
• 53:40
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• 53:43
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  Good enough, and I don't want to see that extended
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• 53:59
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  I don't care what I look like because I don't
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• 54:09
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• 54:14
  I don't film this show. You don't need to see
• 54:17
  my facial expressions when I'm ranting. No. If
• 54:21
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  when I say listener, I mean female, because I've
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• 54:36
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  Oh, yeah. It's so freaking hot. Game. And a lot
• 54:51
  of people said that she sucked. I don't care.
• 54:55
  Let's see you sing, you freaking losers. I mean,
• 54:59
  that is pretty terrible. Whoa. That's amazing.
• 55:03
  You sing it, sister. You go out there and you
• 55:06
  do your thing. How on earth? Would somebody try?
• 55:09
  It was too soulful for that. Some Velveeta fan
• 55:12
  is like, oh. Harvey, she was flat. No. They're
• 55:15
  baseball fans. They're losers. What do you expect?
• 55:20
  Them to be socially normal? You ever been around
• 55:23
  a baseball? Actually. Shut up. It's boring. He
• 55:29
  wasn't. Somebody needs to get some Wonder Bread
• 55:31
  and Velveeta and shove it in. I'm getting, I'm
• 55:37
  getting frustrated. I'm getting frustrated. It's
• 55:42
  just one of those things. It's like, Jesus Christ,
• 55:44
  you ever been around a baseball nerd? I remember
• 55:48
  one time I was at this calabar and I was trying
• 55:50
  to act like I knew baseball. I know enough to
• 55:55
  get by in a conversation, but I can't tell you
• 55:58
  the fucking best player in the Colorado Rockies.
• 56:02
  I was talking about how when the stupid race
• 56:05
  went by analytics and took out Blake Snell in
• 56:08
  game seven and then they lost the road series.
• 56:11
  I did say that that was stupid. And I said that
• 56:18
  he wanted to play for the Dodgers to win two
• 56:20
  championships. And this nerd from across the
• 56:23
  bar goes, well, actually, technically, he played
• 56:26
  for the San Diego Padres and then went to the
• 56:29
  L .A. I don't care. No, stupid. 162 games and
• 56:34
  nothing. And a strike one. I mean, when your
• 56:40
  whole sport is based off of, and I listen, I'm
• 56:44
  the biggest radio geek ever. But when your whole
• 56:49
  sport, when it's better to listen to it on the
• 56:51
  radio than to watch on TV, it sucks. Same. No,
• 56:58
  don't get me wrong. It's game four or something
• 57:01
  in October. I'll gladly watch baseball when it
• 57:05
  matters. Late September when this game can cause
• 57:08
  you to win a division. That's okay, passable
• 57:13
  TV. But baseball in frickin' April, May, June,
• 57:16
  July, August is stupid. Maybe by August it starts
• 57:19
  to get a little better if it's like the Rays
• 57:21
  and the Yankees trying to win the AL East. But
• 57:26
  an average game between the Red Sox and Rays
• 57:29
  in April is boring. And I'm a very loud person.
• 57:33
  I don't know if you can tell that. And when I'm
• 57:38
  at the top, I'm usually drunk. But that's the
• 57:41
  only way you can be at the top is if you have
• 57:42
  to be drunk. And I'm loud. And a lot of times
• 57:47
  I think Randy or Rosary and I heard me. I'm getting
• 57:55
  worked up. I almost have too much energy. I record
• 58:00
  every day. I'm kind of stoically exhausted, but
• 58:03
  today I have energy. By five o 'clock, I'm going
• 58:06
  to be like, oh, my life sucked. I'm alive. Jesus
• 58:09
  Christ. Savannah Guthrie is stepping away from
• 58:18
  today. Why is she even back? I know she's probably
• 58:21
  got to run out to contact the house. But how
• 58:25
  could you possibly be talking about the new season
• 58:28
  of The Pit on HBO Max or whatever nonsense they
• 58:31
  cover and not know where the hell your mom is?
• 58:34
  During the July 16th episode of The Morning Show,
• 58:37
  the news anchor shares she will be taking a temporary
• 58:39
  leave of absence to host NBC's upcoming... Oh,
• 58:42
  so she's doing another job. ...Portal -inspired
• 58:45
  game show. I bet doing Wordle is going to be
• 58:48
  a lot more fun than the Today Show. Mm -hmm.
• 58:51
  Explain... Especially when you're covering death
• 58:53
  and you don't know where your mom is. I'm headed
• 58:56
  over to shoot Wordle over the next few weeks.
• 58:58
  I have such a crush on Savannah. I think it's
• 59:02
  going to be my only win. But very soon. I'm going
• 59:08
  to be the only guy. I'm turning 33 in five weeks.
• 59:13
  I'm not freaking out. Very soon a cougar is going
• 59:18
  to be someone that has the same high school graduation
• 59:21
  class as me. And I love when you hear women that
• 59:29
  are past their prime talk about men that are
• 59:32
  dating younger women. As long as it's legal,
• 59:35
  if she's like 26 and he's 52. Oh, what are they
• 59:38
  talking about? That's not why they're together.
• 59:40
  They're not together for their riveting conversations
• 59:42
  on road politics. They're there for it, of course.
• 59:48
  And honestly, why is it when an older woman gets
• 59:51
  a younger man? Oh, yeah. She's exploring her
• 59:55
  sexuality. You go, girl. Put those ovaries to
• 1:00:01
  work. But why is it when a man does it? Eyes
• 1:00:05
  of West. That's called being sexist against men.
• 1:00:12
  Happy Hot Topic. They're also focused on getting
• 1:00:17
  healing for the victim. Amy Duggar King is offering
• 1:00:21
  her support. Yeah, she ain't siding with Joseph's
• 1:00:25
  pedophiles. During the July 14th episode of the
• 1:00:29
  Sarah Frazier show, the former 19 Kids and Counting
• 1:00:32
  star shares how she's trying to... Sarah Frazier,
• 1:00:35
  the freaking legend, by the way. She had to deal
• 1:00:37
  with Kane, who used to do mornings on FLZ and
• 1:00:40
  Hot 99 .5 in Washington, D .C. What a freaking
• 1:00:43
  saint he was! support the alleged victim and
• 1:00:47
  her cousin. All right, I don't need to hear about
• 1:00:48
  pedophilia, but I have a solution for you on
• 1:00:52
  how you deal with Joseph Duggar. You go, hey,
• 1:00:55
  buddy, I want to tell you something. Get over
• 1:00:57
  here. Sit over here real quick. Mm -hmm. Bye,
• 1:01:00
  bitch. And then you shoot one more time for good
• 1:01:05
  luck. Mm -hmm. Julia Gardner and Mark Foster
• 1:01:09
  are going their separate ways after more than
• 1:01:11
  six years of marriage. Oh yeah, he probably got
• 1:01:13
  married during COVID. In the last six years.
• 1:01:18
  COVID was an interesting time to get into a relationship.
• 1:01:23
  It was long. Everybody was honey. Mm -hmm. E!
• 1:01:28
  News can confer. While Julia and Mark have yet
• 1:01:30
  to publicly address their split. Yeah, I wonder
• 1:01:32
  if she ever said the, like, swear words that
• 1:01:34
  Ruth says on, uh, Ozark. Mm -hmm. I don't know
• 1:01:38
  shit about fuck, whatever that line was. Sense
• 1:01:40
  wiped photos. She's, like, riding her ex. I don't
• 1:01:43
  know. I don't know shit about fuck. Each other
• 1:01:46
  from their respective Instagram accounts. Mm.
• 1:01:49
  So they, they, they had an okay divorce. Mm.
• 1:01:51
  I mean, nobody wakes up in the morning and goes,
• 1:01:54
  oh my God, I want to go through a divorce today.
• 1:01:57
  But to have joint posts, ah, it's okay. Mmm.
• 1:02:02
  Mmm. Happy Hot Topic. Denny Blanco is traveling
• 1:02:08
  across the Atlantic Ocean for his wife. Here's
• 1:02:11
  this raging BDE, by the way. He's just got that
• 1:02:16
  confidence. On TikTok, July 16th, the music producer
• 1:02:19
  shared this video that reads, Point of view.
• 1:02:22
  You're traveling across the Atlantic and the
• 1:02:23
  Titanic to see your wife because you're scared
• 1:02:26
  of flying. That's not the point of view. I want
• 1:02:27
  to see a Selena. I want to see that Jufro get
• 1:02:34
  all sweaty from banging her. If you told me I
• 1:02:38
  had the option to watch Selena Gomez make a top
• 1:02:42
  -notch porno. But I had to watch Benny in it.
• 1:02:45
  You think I care? Just put my hand over the screen.
• 1:02:48
  But I have to make sure I don't know. It would
• 1:02:52
  have to be my left hand. Me laying down with
• 1:02:56
  the left. You got the point. I keep saying you
• 1:02:59
  got the point. But then I keep adding to the
• 1:03:01
  image of me masturbating. Which is horrifying
• 1:03:04
  you. Happy Hot Topic. God, I'm getting all sweaty
• 1:03:09
  in here. Police tell E .T. a disorderly individual
• 1:03:13
  was taken into custody this morning. You don't
• 1:03:16
  say a disorderly individual. The alleged intruder
• 1:03:19
  was able to rush past security and approach Craig
• 1:03:21
  Melvin near his dressing room. What the hell
• 1:03:23
  is going on with today's show? You got the hottest
• 1:03:26
  Savannah Guthrie's mom missing. You got this.
• 1:03:31
  Show's freaking cursed. He allegedly lunged at
• 1:03:34
  him while yelling a racial slur. All right. Gutty,
• 1:03:38
  gutty gumdrops. Oh, no. Chloe's leaving SNL.
• 1:03:47
  Chloe Fineman is leaving SNL after seven seasons.
• 1:03:50
  If we're going to be honest, though, she kind
• 1:03:53
  of has this, like, good gal vibe. It's kind of
• 1:03:56
  like a girl next door vibe. I would just plur.
• 1:03:59
  On Instagram July 16th, the comedian wrote, after
• 1:04:02
  seven wonderful seasons at SNL, I've been underpaid
• 1:04:06
  and dealing with Lorne Michaels. I've decided
• 1:04:09
  it's time for my next chapter. Bye, see you later.
• 1:04:12
  We'll never hear from you again. I'm not trying
• 1:04:18
  to be mean, but we all were gone. Oh, it's Sunday.
• 1:04:25
  We got to watch SNL for Chloe Fineman. Although
• 1:04:29
  she is very fine. You made your security breach
• 1:04:41
  at the Today Show. Some guy got backstage, lunged
• 1:04:45
  at Craig Melvin, hurled the N -word, and he's
• 1:04:48
  under arrest. It's delightful. You're a racist
• 1:04:51
  loser! We did get a photo from moments after
• 1:04:56
  it happened, and they look pretty alarmed. They
• 1:04:58
  have a lot of security. You don't say. Whoever
• 1:05:01
  that security guard was that let him through,
• 1:05:04
  fire him. He's a worthless moron. So what happened?
• 1:05:09
  We've been talking to people over there, and
• 1:05:11
  the words they're using are, heads are going
• 1:05:14
  to roll. Oh, yeah! The last time the heads were
• 1:05:18
  on at the Today Show was when Matt Lauer had
• 1:05:21
  his little locked up little office with the head
• 1:05:24
  turns. NFL great Jerry Rice is playing in a golf
• 1:05:28
  tournament. As he goes into his backstroke, you
• 1:05:30
  hear someone yell out. One. And he immediately
• 1:05:36
  reacts. And Jerry Rice is running down the golf
• 1:05:39
  course after this guy. He ran like into the woods.
• 1:05:42
  He was one of the best wide receivers, if not
• 1:05:44
  the best ever. I'm sure he knows how to run.
• 1:05:47
  That heckler. And Jerry Rice is chasing me like,
• 1:05:49
  I'm pretty sure I'm not going to make it. You're
• 1:05:51
  like that guy being chased by the bison. TMZ's
• 1:05:55
  hit or miss. You never know what they're going
• 1:05:59
  to provide, those silly little maniacs and everything.
• 1:06:03
  Happy Hot Topic! How Roker breaks his silence
• 1:06:07
  one day after an alleged intruder entered an
• 1:06:10
  unauthorized area of NBC's Today Show studio.
• 1:06:14
  What if it's a publicity stunt? I don't really
• 1:06:17
  think that, but it would make sense. Taking to
• 1:06:22
  Instagram July 17th, the morning show anchor
• 1:06:25
  shares a collage of photos with co -anchor Craig
• 1:06:28
  Melvin. I'm glad they're okay. They're like a
• 1:06:33
  combined age of like 120. Man! Black don't crack!
• 1:06:38
  Unless it's this person. Will Smith's former
• 1:06:41
  friend Bilal Salam wants the actor to testify
• 1:06:44
  in his legal battle with Will's wife, Jada Pinkett.
• 1:06:47
  I mean, how much of a dirty, rotten idiot. I
• 1:06:51
  was trying to say imbecile and idiot, and I just
• 1:06:55
  said imbiot. How much of a dirty, rotten, imbecile
• 1:06:58
  and idiot is Jada Pinkett Smith? Almost as dumb
• 1:07:02
  as me for saying imbiot. Smith, in which Bilal
• 1:07:05
  accuses her of orchestrating a smear campaign
• 1:07:07
  against him. I'm so sick of that word, smear
• 1:07:10
  campaign. I don't know how I can do a smear campaign.
• 1:07:12
  I've had smear campaigns against me. You know
• 1:07:15
  how you deal with a smear campaign? Is you ignore
• 1:07:19
  it. When you start giving the smear campaign
• 1:07:22
  power, that's when it starts smearing everywhere.
• 1:07:25
  According to court documents obtained by E! News,
• 1:07:27
  Bilal, also known as Brother Bilal, is seeking
• 1:07:30
  to depose the Oscar winner as part of his $3
• 1:07:32
  million lawsuit. Blah, blah, blah, blah. That's
• 1:07:37
  all I hear. I'm freaking jaded. God, you know,
• 1:07:44
  she's just an intolerable bitch. Like, we already
• 1:07:47
  know that, but whatever we think we know about
• 1:07:50
  how much of a bitch she is, it's not even enough.
• 1:07:53
  I'm sure there's stories for days. Mm -hmm. Um,
• 1:08:00
  speaking of someone who could be intolerable.
• 1:08:06
  Megan Fox isn't letting online critics get...
• 1:08:08
  What the hell did she say, Fox? Fox? Megan Fox
• 1:08:12
  isn't letting online critics get the last word.
• 1:08:15
  The Transformers actress showed off her... Oh,
• 1:08:18
  yeah! Me in seventh grade, I got a raging erection
• 1:08:22
  during the car washing scene. confidence in a
• 1:08:25
  series of black lingerie photos posted to Instagram
• 1:08:28
  on July 17th. But after one social media user
• 1:08:49
  commented, this is so unbelievably embarrassing
• 1:08:52
  for a 14 You know what? I never want to hear
• 1:08:57
  women ever say, oh, men are bringing us down.
• 1:09:02
  You know what's bringing you down? Yes, yes,
• 1:09:05
  yes, yes, yes. There are moments in life that
• 1:09:09
  men bring down women. Like Chris Brown. I'm going
• 1:09:12
  to take you down. No, but seriously. There's
• 1:09:16
  times in the corporate space that women get things
• 1:09:21
  taken from men. You look at the WNBA. You look
• 1:09:26
  at reality TV. You look at all the cases where
• 1:09:29
  women are around. Women! And you know what women
• 1:09:32
  do? They bring down other women because they're
• 1:09:34
  jealous. Oh, but it's always the man's fault.
• 1:09:39
  Mm -hmm. You ever notice when you had a group
• 1:09:44
  project in high school and it was a mix of all
• 1:09:46
  different types of people, that project would
• 1:09:49
  get done faster and better than the one that
• 1:09:51
  was out, women! I'm not saying women can't all
• 1:09:54
  get along. But when you have all that ego and
• 1:09:57
  all that estrogen in the same room, they start
• 1:10:00
  backstabbing each other. It's the whole basis
• 1:10:03
  of being a cheerleader at high school. It's the
• 1:10:07
  whole basis of reality TV. We just saw the Mormon
• 1:10:10
  wives just unfollowed Taylor Frankie Paul. If
• 1:10:12
  you were truly a feminist, you would help the
• 1:10:14
  bitch rehabilitate. No. But it's always men.
• 1:10:22
  Yes, men can be bad too. But that's a crutch.
• 1:10:27
  It can be a crutch for a man to say that a woman's
• 1:10:29
  annoying. Genders are very separated right now.
• 1:10:34
  Probably because there's about 90 of them. Jelly
• 1:10:44
  Roll's marriage to Bunny XO has officially come
• 1:10:46
  to an end. Oh, yeah. Now she can go have her
• 1:10:49
  midlife crisis and get plowed. Mr. Plow. A source
• 1:10:54
  confirms to E! News that the... Ah, I said I
• 1:10:56
  got the worst. It's all Jesus' plan. That was
• 1:11:02
  his plan the whole time. Was to get really skinny.
• 1:11:06
  And then later, he already cheated on her. Kendra
• 1:11:11
  Wilkinson's son is already making some big moves.
• 1:11:14
  Man, this is making me feel old. Her son already
• 1:11:16
  has college acceptances. Man! You know how they
• 1:11:20
  say black don't crack? Kate Gosselin does not
• 1:11:23
  crack. She's a freaking hottie. On the court.
• 1:11:27
  She's okay. Kendra Wilkinson. By 17, the former
• 1:11:31
  reality star takes to Instagram to reveal that
• 1:11:34
  her 16 -year -old son, Hank Baskett IV, already
• 1:11:37
  scored two Division I college offers before even
• 1:11:41
  starting his junior year of high school. It's
• 1:11:43
  going to be weird, haven't I? One that people
• 1:11:48
  have spanked it to specifically. Time for Britney
• 1:11:52
  Spears news. Yeah, live from the bird. Yeah,
• 1:11:58
  yeah, yeah, yeah. You know where to go. Hop,
• 1:12:00
  hop, hop, hop. Be out. Britney lose. Ha, ha.
• 1:12:05
  Whatever. Six now I ran, big mic, big radio Talk
• 1:12:09
  wild about sex, love dating St. Pete's sun signal
• 1:12:12
  hit the equator Local boy talk like a glowing
• 1:12:15
  narrator Lame luna on the ground, shit queen
• 1:12:18
  Her on the board, her on the screen Freeze is
• 1:12:21
  free, that y 'all fell for the plan Whole thing's
• 1:12:24
  fun, buy the suits, not the bands Britney News
• 1:12:27
  is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all got Play it
• 1:12:30
  and the story got hazy They sold you a script,
• 1:12:32
  y 'all called it a cause But the cash came first,
• 1:12:35
  you just gave em' lies Spread me news, it's back
• 1:12:37
  -crap crazy They wrote the whole time, y 'all
• 1:12:39
  call it amazing Turn that dial, hoppy touch through
• 1:12:42
  the scam Girl watch show, but it talk like bam
• 1:12:45
  Throwback joints in the cut, we vibin' Then we
• 1:12:49
  dive deep in the lousy right Teen idols push
• 1:12:52
  like perfect angles Every tabloid angle, all
• 1:12:55
  triangles Into the truth look fate Whole fanbase
• 1:12:59
  bait like a birthday cake You were hashtags,
• 1:13:01
  merch, and a wristband They were private jets,
• 1:13:04
  you were quids and Britney Nunes is black, crap,
• 1:13:07
  crazy, crazy Y 'all got played and the story
• 1:13:09
  got hazy They sold you a script, y 'all caught
• 1:13:12
  it Oh yeah Britney Nunes is black, crap, crazy
• 1:13:17
  He broke the whole plot, y 'all caught in a maze
• 1:13:19
  Turn that dial, hoppy cut, show your ass Worldwide
• 1:13:23
  show, but he talk like Sam That's my ass. We
• 1:13:27
  love. We love. Herb. Herb. Burn it out. Burn
• 1:13:31
  it out. Burn it out. Burn it out. Burn it out.
• 1:13:33
  Burn it out. Burn it out. Burn it out. Burn it
• 1:13:33
  out. Burn it out. Burn it out. Burn it out. Burn
• 1:13:37
  it out. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 -6 -7 8
• 1:14:09
  -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 -6 -7 8 -5 -6 -4 -9
• 1:14:20
  -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 -6 -7 Happy Hot Topic Britney
• 1:14:42
  Spears' son tells the internet you better work
• 1:14:45
  on your fact checking. Oh yeah, because you got
• 1:14:48
  all the stupid free Britney kiss ass social parasocial
• 1:14:52
  morons that report fake news all the time. During
• 1:14:56
  a July 17th live stream reposted on social media,
• 1:14:59
  Jaden James Federline responds to the viral conspiracy
• 1:15:03
  theory that claims the pop icon has been replaced
• 1:15:06
  by a clone. I mean, I think she was born a clone.
• 1:15:11
  She's definitely not human. Saying, I hop on
• 1:15:14
  TikTok and I see this one video that has 1 .2
• 1:15:17
  million likes. Now you're giving it power. Why
• 1:15:20
  do these freaking celebrities not get that when
• 1:15:23
  you're talking about the haters, you're giving
• 1:15:25
  them power? And the caption is like, the biggest
• 1:15:27
  theory ever is Britney is still alive. Like,
• 1:15:31
  bro, you can go to her page and see her right
• 1:15:33
  now. Yeah, man, it's crazy. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo,
• 1:15:41
  yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yeah, you know what
• 1:15:46
  I'ma do Newsflash, Hoppy Owl got the tea spillin'
• 1:15:51
  Rose and Kardashian's dumb nepo villains Towns
• 1:15:55
  made of clout, castles built to fame Realities
• 1:15:58
  and circus, everybody's fair game Paparazzi snappin',
• 1:16:01
  like lions in the zoo Go to spoons in their mouths,
• 1:16:03
  they don't chew No hustle, just a hand -me -down
• 1:16:07
  throne Earn nothing, but they claim the zone
• 1:16:10
  Royal family, Kardashian crew tellin' you Just
• 1:16:14
  the same old view Naples babies riding on a silver
• 1:16:17
  spoon Turn the dial, poppies breaking the tune
• 1:16:21
  All your family, Kardashian crew Nothing new,
• 1:16:24
  just the same old view Naples babies riding on
• 1:16:28
  a silver spoon Turn the dial, poppies breaking
• 1:16:30
  the tune King Charles with his face on a pound
• 1:16:34
  But no way to the wisdom, just a hollow sound
• 1:16:36
  Kim's empire, make up them scandals Sellin' us
• 1:16:40
  drama like lit birthday candles Tiaras, fake
• 1:16:43
  realities bloom From Buckingham halls to Calabasas
• 1:16:47
  rooms Hopped a flight shot, cut through the facade
• 1:16:50
  Droppin' bars heavy, no applause for the fraud
• 1:16:53
  Radio waves, thin and static, callin' out the
• 1:16:56
  fake Systematic, from palaces to mansions, all
• 1:17:00
  the same I am. Yo, yo. Yo! Happy Hot Topic! We're
• 1:17:15
  brothers. We'll always be brothers. We're certainly
• 1:17:17
  on different paths at the moment. During Harry's
• 1:17:20
  breakfast. Different paths! Because I chose a
• 1:17:24
  dumb broad! ...to the UK. Prince William had
• 1:17:28
  engagements almost every day. Coincidence? I
• 1:17:31
  have a hot -ass crush on this there party, Katie
• 1:17:34
  Nichol. Mm -hmm. I think probably not. You can
• 1:17:37
  cover my royalness, whatever! He didn't want
• 1:17:40
  to see his brother. He didn't want to speak to
• 1:17:42
  his brother. So, with William being sort of out
• 1:17:44
  of the picture, the king was able to invite Harry
• 1:17:47
  and Meghan over to Highgrove with the children
• 1:17:49
  for tea. Ah, that's adorable! So there they are.
• 1:17:55
  Hang on there, Grandpa. Listen, people know I
• 1:18:01
  was not the closest to my father. My dad meant
• 1:18:05
  well. I'm not talking smack. But I would love
• 1:18:10
  to have him alive. And when I see the Royal Family
• 1:18:13
  Act, I'm like, shut up, bro. I'm going to be
• 1:18:15
  a worm, mate. You moron. All right. We're going
• 1:18:19
  to have a technical debate. What's going on here?
• 1:18:23
  Kris Jenner is mourning the loss of her mother,
• 1:18:26
  Mary Jo Shannon. MJ! The Keeping Up with the
• 1:18:30
  Kardashians star announcing her mother's passing
• 1:18:32
  at the age of 91 in a social media post. Rest
• 1:18:35
  in peace. Grandmother Mary Jo Campbell had died.
• 1:18:40
  The 45 -year -old Skims founder shared a carousel
• 1:18:43
  on July 16th, which showed her grandma dies,
• 1:18:46
  and Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her looking
• 1:18:49
  hot. What else would you expect? Showed her and
• 1:18:53
  family enjoying a getaway, captioning the post,
• 1:18:56
  Lake Life. It must have not liked MJ. The photos
• 1:19:01
  went live around the same time her mom... Alright,
• 1:19:03
  so I understand. Who cares? Who the fuck cares?
• 1:19:09
  Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Who
• 1:19:12
  cares? Does it impact your life at all? Hmm.
• 1:19:23
  Eight, five, six, four, nine, four. That's six.
• 1:19:27
  That's seven, seven, three. All right. It's time
• 1:19:31
  for side chicken news, bitch. Uh -huh. Turn it
• 1:19:37
  up. Water. Turn it up. Shut up, bitch. It's happy
• 1:19:43
  hour. We're kind of happy, baby. It's the Pinellas
• 1:19:46
  podcast. We talking messy today. Welcome to the
• 1:19:54
  surf. Riding in the booth, cutting straight through
• 1:19:57
  the surf. Call it like I see it. Feelings in
• 1:20:00
  the hearse, kid. You click the T, now you get
• 1:20:02
  the whole thermos. The libs playing games. Acting
• 1:20:05
  like they saints. Got a whole spouse home. Hey,
• 1:20:07
  Mike Carter. Kiss me. Save a little good night,
• 1:20:11
  babe. Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide
• 1:20:13
  the face. From the field to the runway, everybody
• 1:20:16
  playing. Posting healing energy while they DM
• 1:20:19
  'ing. All right, let's see what's going on here.
• 1:20:54
  Hailey Bieber is proving she's on the road to
• 1:20:58
  feeling stronger than... Hell yeah! You go, side
• 1:21:01
  chick! You go, sister! ...an ever. The road founder
• 1:21:07
  recently shared a peek at her postpartum fitness
• 1:21:11
  routine, posting... Mm -hmm. ...in an Instagram
• 1:21:14
  story... Whatever involves kegels. ...story of
• 1:21:16
  herself lifting heavy weights while... All right,
• 1:21:19
  so she is working on... Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Good
• 1:21:25
  morning, everyone. That's Kate Gosselin living
• 1:21:28
  her best life with her boyfriend and two dogs.
• 1:21:31
  She's a deadbeat mama -ma -loser! Her mama's
• 1:21:36
  a loser and so is she! Seemingly unbothered as
• 1:21:39
  her estranged son Colin prepares to release a
• 1:21:42
  memoir that alleges abuse during his childhood.
• 1:21:45
  Yeah, she's a sociopath. She has no emotions.
• 1:21:47
  Kate responded to a... You're a pig! ...fan's
• 1:21:50
  concern saying, I'm fine. No one cares, honey.
• 1:21:55
  You're stupid. But I wouldn't do that again and
• 1:21:58
  for any amount of money. Jim Parsons wasn't always
• 1:22:01
  feeling bazinga during the Big Bang Theory. Yeah,
• 1:22:05
  he never seemed happy. Terrible show. I'm a stupid
• 1:22:14
  nerd. Shut up. I look back now and realize that
• 1:22:22
  there were many ways that some of the best moments
• 1:22:25
  of my life, I was miserable. I was not happy.
• 1:22:27
  I was... Call me however. Give me all the money
• 1:22:31
  you made and shut up. Yeah, you can maybe not
• 1:22:35
  be happy, but be grateful, you moron. Brian Hockley
• 1:22:44
  on the mic, breaking down the scene. NBA drama,
• 1:22:47
  living out the dreams. Fans swiped wild with
• 1:22:50
  stories about the queens. But the knowledge bombs
• 1:22:52
  all in on the schemes. Double LeBron is still
• 1:22:56
  not made a decision. And honestly, who gives
• 1:22:59
  a crap? You ain't going to win a championship.
• 1:23:05
  Supposedly no punishments going down for that
• 1:23:09
  video of that fight between Tyler Herro and Bam
• 1:23:12
  Adebayo. Nothing left the same. I think they
• 1:23:15
  want that to go away. Yeah, Tyler Hero, this
• 1:23:18
  seems like kind of a bitch. Mm -hmm. I think
• 1:23:24
  there were videos that were escorted so it didn't
• 1:23:27
  get out. Dwayne Wade, son of Zyart, had an unregistered
• 1:23:32
  gun after the domestic violence arrest. Yo, Lazer.
• 1:23:37
  Mm -hmm. Mm. Uh -huh. Got it. Dewey. What does
• 1:23:50
  that even mean? Mm. R. Body health. Got it. Uh
• 1:24:03
  -huh. Here's Charles Burley talking about his
• 1:24:30
  relationship with Draymond. About the show with
• 1:24:34
  Draymond. Yeah. So that clip that went viral
• 1:24:36
  this year, I actually said right after when we
• 1:24:39
  did our show, I was like, this is actually awesome
• 1:24:41
  for Charles because you played it so perfectly
• 1:24:45
  where you just sat there. He was kind of talking
• 1:24:47
  out of his ass and we liked Draymond. We had
• 1:24:48
  him on. Oh, shut up. I'm not saying people insult
• 1:24:51
  people and then say, you know, like, shut up.
• 1:24:55
  A few months ago, he's kind of talking out of
• 1:24:57
  his ass. And then the reaction online is. People
• 1:25:01
  don't remember how good Charles Barkley was.
• 1:25:03
  What was interesting about it, I didn't pay it
• 1:25:07
  that much of attention. Why? You should have,
• 1:25:09
  because they were glazing you. Oh, yeah! No,
• 1:25:13
  so we go to the little dive bar after work all
• 1:25:17
  the time. I'm feeling myself in the olympic.
• 1:25:21
  Dray one went with me that night, and so I'm
• 1:25:23
  not even paying attention to it, because I don't
• 1:25:25
  do the internet. I don't do internet shit. So
• 1:25:28
  I fly. And I land, and I got 100 messages. I'm
• 1:25:34
  like, what? Somebody got traded or something.
• 1:25:36
  And then it was about the Draymond stuff. Here
• 1:25:41
  is James Harden, who's looking fat. And also
• 1:25:49
  Neon's biggest fan. Let's see here. Here he is
• 1:25:55
  saying he wants LeBron in Cleveland. I don't
• 1:25:58
  think I'm in Cleveland. Help me win a championship,
• 1:26:02
  daddy! I can't do shit! Here's Shaq talking about
• 1:26:14
  divorce. Look, I was just being greedy. I had
• 1:26:18
  the perfect situation. Wife was finer than a
• 1:26:22
  mug. Kept giving me babies still finer than a
• 1:26:26
  mug. Just sometimes you... And I don't make excuses.
• 1:26:30
  I'm messed up. I am. And then, you know, when
• 1:26:35
  I didn't have that, I don't like to use the D
• 1:26:38
  word because I don't really know what it is,
• 1:26:40
  but I was lost. $76 square foot house by yourself.
• 1:26:46
  Oh, yeah, that kind of sucks. Lost. And with
• 1:26:49
  that big body having to walk around the mansion.
• 1:26:51
  No, I got it. I did. Remember one time I was
• 1:26:55
  watching Calata walk around his house and he's
• 1:26:57
  like, don't get fat, Ryan. I'm like, that's the
• 1:26:59
  plan. Oh, yeah. We got 52 days until the NFL
• 1:27:05
  comes back. 52 days. That's all. I think you
• 1:27:15
  can handle waiting. Then it means the days are
• 1:27:18
  going to get shorter. Then it's going to be the
• 1:27:19
  holiday season. except for the next 52 days,
• 1:27:24
  let's appreciate no NFL. It's going to come at
• 1:27:27
  you hard. It's going to come at you fast. Out
• 1:27:31
  of nowhere, you'll be like, oh my God, it's Thursday
• 1:27:34
  night football again. Oh my God, it's Monday.
• 1:27:38
  You'll be losing money from betting. Well, I'll
• 1:27:41
  be watching sports as like a movie. I use it
• 1:27:44
  as like a TV show. I don't bet money on sports
• 1:27:47
  because I would love it. I would adore it. It's
• 1:27:51
  all I would love. So, in that case, I protect
• 1:27:54
  myself. Mm -hmm. I have enough vices. Mm. Mm.
• 1:28:07
  What a harridan. Shut up. Travis Kelsey is getting
• 1:28:14
  ready for the upcoming NFL season. Oh, yeah.
• 1:28:17
  Now he's going to have to deal with her. It's
• 1:28:21
  the first few years of their relationship. He
• 1:28:23
  was touring when he said, blah, blah, blah. Now
• 1:28:27
  they're married. What's next? Less than two weeks
• 1:28:30
  after the Kansas City Chiefs player and tape.
• 1:28:32
  God, it's just so not attractive. And I know
• 1:28:35
  when you say that, all the fans come out the
• 1:28:38
  woodwork. Sorry. You can literally go. I am 15
• 1:28:45
  minutes away from downtown St. Pete. I am on
• 1:28:47
  4th Street. You can literally go to downtown
• 1:28:49
  St. Pete and go to No Vacancy or one of the hottest
• 1:28:53
  brunch spots where all the hot pieces of ass
• 1:28:56
  eat their guacamole toast and all those women
• 1:28:59
  are better looking than Taylor. It's just because
• 1:29:03
  she's famous. Taylor Swift tied the knot in New
• 1:29:05
  York. If she walked into a bar, you'd be like,
• 1:29:07
  oh, God, why is it pretentious now? He is photographed
• 1:29:11
  returning to training camp in Florida. All right,
• 1:29:17
  let's see here. Do we want to take a break and
• 1:29:22
  go to the local news? I think we'll do that.
• 1:29:26
  Here's what we're going to do. We're going to
• 1:29:28
  go. I don't know. What song do I want to play?
• 1:29:30
  I want to play a fucking banger. I'm not in the
• 1:29:34
  mood to play an average song. I have one right
• 1:29:36
  here. I heard this on World 94 .1. During their
• 1:29:42
  weekend, a little time where they play the throwbacks
• 1:29:45
  throughout the day. You got Orlando. You got
• 1:29:50
  Meredith, the Reds, the Bears, the DJs talking
• 1:29:53
  on the air. Then you got Joey Franchise. Got
• 1:29:58
  my boss Speedy Jr. on the ones and twos. And
• 1:30:02
  I heard this song. Mm -hmm. And I was instantly
• 1:30:07
  intrigued by it. It's called Holla At Me. It's
• 1:30:11
  by DJ Khaled with Lil Wayne. Oh, and Fat Joe.
• 1:30:17
  We'll be right back, and we'll get to Tampa,
• 1:30:18
  Cleveland, Chicago, and Winston -Salem news,
• 1:30:20
  and anything else that breaks until then. Poppy
• 1:30:23
  Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy in the
• 1:30:33
  morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Poppy Hour will
• 1:30:40
  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 1:30:42
  Whenever we're going outside, um... All I smell
• 1:30:47
  is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
• 1:30:50
  you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
• 1:30:53
  well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
• 1:30:57
  fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 1:31:02
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:31:05
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 1:31:07
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 1:31:10
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
• 1:31:14
  worry, Fresno. Coffee Hour will be right back.
• 1:31:35
  You got the right one, it's busy fuckin' baby
• 1:31:37
  And if you want me lookin', I'll let the woman
• 1:31:39
  taste me Okay, now I'm with Khaled, we wildin'
• 1:31:42
  in Miami We got a bunch of bitches, we ballin'
• 1:31:44
  in the family They fall off the mattress, but
• 1:31:46
  I don't mean to club I'm talkin' bout my crib,
• 1:31:48
  mama, I'm talkin' fuck It's cash money, baby,
• 1:31:51
  it's your money, bitch Now you can swallow that,
• 1:31:53
  or you can suck that dick Okay, tell me shit,
• 1:31:56
  Lil Wayne, fuck a bitch Lil nigga, big money,
• 1:31:58
  big gun for a little shit Nigga, I ain't Now
• 1:32:01
  I ain't a freshman Nigga, I'm a young king Nigga,
• 1:32:03
  I'm a wannabe Yeah, I go hard, ask my boss Miss
• 1:32:07
  Stevie Wonder, she ain't lookin' at y 'all The
• 1:32:09
  rest goes without me havin' a say I say go, go,
• 1:32:12
  go, go DJ I let me do what it is You ain't never
• 1:32:16
  seen a player like this I let him, baby I'ma
• 1:32:19
  be a boss, show a high lift Take a back, then
• 1:32:21
  I put it in the wrist I let him, baby I'm a monster,
• 1:32:24
  I do it real big You ain't never seen rocks like
• 1:32:27
  this I let him, baby Power wild, baby, switch
• 1:32:34
  the ice club Rock a chunk of deuce, sippin' deuce,
• 1:32:36
  pourin' up the goose vodka Lone star, feet straight
• 1:32:39
  up out the H Short -stoppin' out a H, sippin'
• 1:32:41
  on a skit taste I got the INS, I'ma tell immigration,
• 1:32:44
  still harass Cause they see me in the form, ridin'
• 1:32:46
  on a port -a -glass Gettin' cash is my number,
• 1:32:49
  my task Until I'm under the grass, that's why
• 1:32:51
  I'm top of the class I'm a great boy, lookin'
• 1:32:53
  for a ass like Ketar Leave a bitch back out,
• 1:32:56
  nutty like I'm a joy My boy Joy, I .E., got the
• 1:32:59
  sweet unique Got the sweet, sweet blue, got the
• 1:33:01
  free Speed it up like a It's been a lot of ass
• 1:33:05
  kissin' But I ain't trippin', I'm trippin' That's
• 1:33:07
  why I'm callin' me Khaled Cause he the real one,
• 1:33:09
  a hundred, baby, like the real I let it, baby
• 1:33:11
  I let me what it do, what it is You ain't never
• 1:33:14
  seen a player like this I let it, baby I'ma feel
• 1:33:17
  right, so I highly attend Back then, I put it
• 1:33:20
  in the real I let it, baby I'm a monster, I do
• 1:33:22
  it real big You ain't never seen rocks like this
• 1:33:25
  I let it, baby You can see me from afar I'ma
• 1:33:28
  see it scream at me what it do, what it is Naomi,
• 1:33:31
  you done got it fucked Outro Music I'm a monster,
• 1:34:10
  I do it real big, you ain't never seen rocks
• 1:34:12
  like this You can see it from afar, I'm the shit,
• 1:34:16
  scream at me, what it do, what it do Shuttin'
• 1:34:19
  in the Magnum, ridin' with my hat low, 45 Magnum
• 1:34:22
  Barrel full of air, hoes dig, count it, represent
• 1:34:24
  Dope boy, I have a sense, know that I'm a hundred
• 1:34:27
  million dollar man Rick Ross with you Now I'm
• 1:34:36
  the shit bitch, goin' check his incest Known
• 1:34:38
  for the incest, chrome on the bit -leaf Smokin'
• 1:34:41
  on the mid -leaf, stay countin' big cheese Flips
• 1:34:43
  off with that, Rick Ross with that Cali go hard,
• 1:34:46
  dog, talk to him, Paul Wall I'll admit what it
• 1:34:49
  do, what it ease, you ain't never seen a player
• 1:34:51
  like this I'll admit, baby, I'ma feel fine, so
• 1:34:54
  I highly take a back Then I put it in the rear,
• 1:34:56
  I'll admit, baby Hey, Mr. Snoyay, spit rocks,
• 1:35:10
  made in data On my future, the last name count
• 1:35:13
  Oh yeah! To the gunshot state, where the soon
• 1:35:16
  trigger bottomed the crib What they do, what
• 1:35:18
  it is, what's the clip? Hey buddy, where's the
• 1:35:21
  lick? That's all we talk about, welcome to the
• 1:35:23
  South We in, get the bread, then we out, no doubt
• 1:35:26
  Holla some Chris Holla some Chris Mother, sister,
• 1:35:29
  daughter, and nieces Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,
• 1:35:41
  yeah. Not so fat now. With a holla at me, baby.
• 1:36:05
  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
• 1:36:09
  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Welcome to Hoppy Hour.
• 1:36:23
  Now, something completely different. Door is
• 1:36:31
  closing. And now, something completely different.
• 1:36:50
  It's time for happy in the morning. It's happy
• 1:36:59
  hour. It's time for happy. Happy hour. Ladies
• 1:37:23
  and gentlemen, here it is. The most listened
• 1:37:27
  to radio show on the planet. And the other stations
• 1:37:30
  are tuned in too. Winston -Salem News Winston
• 1:37:53
  -Salem Tune in, baby From Winston -Salem, I'm
• 1:38:03
  talkin' clean Spirulina breeze in my daily routine
• 1:38:06
  Got that draw when I roll Slow with the words,
• 1:38:10
  but the thought still shines Riding Hoppy on
• 1:38:13
  the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play
• 1:38:16
  Say what he mean, let the truth come through
• 1:38:19
  If it hit the room, then it hit the room. He
• 1:38:22
  don't bite his tongue. No, he let it fly. If
• 1:38:28
  it's on his mind, you hear it loud. Winston,
• 1:38:34
  sell him news. Tell the truth. Tell the truth.
• 1:38:38
  Winston, sell him news. Coming through. Half
• 1:38:42
  an hour on the dial. Winston, sell him news.
• 1:38:49
  That's the truth. They said sell them new. That's
• 1:38:51
  the truth. He got that tempo, baby. He in the
• 1:38:58
  tone. Bring the whole story when he grab that
• 1:39:00
  phone. Never tiptoe around what they gotta say.
• 1:39:04
  If it's wrong, he gon' call it out that way.
• 1:39:06
  I like that voice. I like that smile. Real talk.
• 1:39:10
  Riding every single line. From the stop to the
• 1:39:13
  stop. Little friend, turn the radio up. Let the
• 1:39:15
  truth move in. Nobody's tongue. I think you got
• 1:39:34
  it. All right, 856 -449 -Hobby. 856 -449 -416
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  what a rebound, man. RyanHobbyRadio200 .com.
• 1:40:09
  You're probably wondering why I do Winston -Salem
• 1:40:11
  news. My mom started a family of drummers. And
• 1:40:15
  I'm also... There is this thing that is unknown
• 1:40:18
  as it's my show and I'll do what I want. We also
• 1:40:22
  have listens from my interview with two guys
• 1:40:25
  named Chris. This is a little bit of everything.
• 1:40:28
  A little bit of autism. I don't have autism.
• 1:40:30
  I'm bipolar. Maybe a little autism. All right,
• 1:40:33
  let's see what's going on in Winston -Salem.
• 1:40:39
  Arrest warrants show a man we first told you
• 1:40:42
  about earlier this week. Has picked up another
• 1:40:46
  indecent exposure charge. Man, what is going
• 1:40:48
  on with all the pedophilia in Winston -Salem?
• 1:40:52
  For an incident that happened Sunday at a West
• 1:40:55
  Wendover shopping plaza. 44 -year -old James
• 1:40:57
  Bell appeared in court Monday facing two. Loser!
• 1:41:01
  Indecent exposure charges after he was accused
• 1:41:04
  of exposing. All right, so he's indecently exposing
• 1:41:07
  himself. If you're tired of reckless drivers
• 1:41:12
  in Greensboro, police say there's something you
• 1:41:13
  can do about it. Yeah, you stupid bummers! Get
• 1:41:16
  off the road! The police department launched
• 1:41:18
  a tip line as part of its warmer days, safer
• 1:41:21
  roadways. Oh, did they? They released a tip line!
• 1:41:26
  Thanks frickin' God! Ah, there you go. Ah, time
• 1:41:33
  for Chicago news. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! Live from
• 1:41:39
  the go, y 'all. Uh -huh. I'm actually sitting
• 1:41:45
  down. My back hurts. What are you talking about?
• 1:41:48
  Standing. What am I, MJ? Six. I have a bad back.
• 1:41:54
  Yeah. Six mad, but he been in these mics. All
• 1:41:59
  in ten heights, now the cynic is tight. I got
• 1:42:01
  it. From the berms to the block, that's a hell
• 1:42:03
  of a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on the
• 1:42:06
  lights. He got callers on the lines. From the
• 1:42:10
  side to the streets, they relate to the views.
• 1:42:12
  Every segment like a story from the avenue. Tell
• 1:42:15
  a sleek, then he fact -check that attitude. This
• 1:42:18
  that Chicago news. Hop it out and let them choose.
• 1:42:23
  From the heights to the loo, what it do? Every
• 1:42:27
  block, every verse in the room. This that Chicago
• 1:42:31
  news. Don't turn it up. Rock and cruise. If you're
• 1:42:35
  tuned in, We have just learned that Star Trek
• 1:42:53
  legend William Shatner is joining the lineup
• 1:42:56
  at this year's Riot Fest. You're not making this
• 1:43:01
  up. The 95 -year -old actor and singer will debut.
• 1:43:05
  All right, he's doing that. He just is an interesting
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  guy. We've got to talk about this parasitic illness
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  that's making more people sick all across the
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  country, including several cases here in Illinois.
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  Yeah, just explosive diarrhea. We're talking
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  about cyclosporiasis. Investigators think they
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  might be zeroing in on the source of this outbreak.
• 1:43:28
  Whatever, man. Gross. And this is great, too.
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  Here's another way to look at that smoke on the
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  satellite view. The fires are up here across
• 1:43:36
  parts of Minnesota and Canada. That smoke blowing
• 1:43:39
  across Lake Superior. Wildfires. Not good. Not
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  good. With our skies clearing, Chicago beaches
• 1:43:48
  and pools did reopen this afternoon. CBS Skywatch
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  flew over Oak Street Beach, and there you see
• 1:43:54
  a few people ventured out to cool. Yeah, I don't
• 1:43:57
  know. If you're on vacation and the air quality
• 1:43:59
  is terrible, what are you going to do? Cancel
• 1:44:01
  the vacation? Well, that smoke and haze that
• 1:44:04
  continues to blanket the Chicago area is creating
• 1:44:06
  some visibility issues and potentially some delays
• 1:44:10
  with flights here at O 'Hare. Yeah, there you
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  go. I didn't resist in Chicago. To St. Savina,
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  as we told you earlier, they're backing Father
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  Flager, saying the Archdiocese needs to do better
• 1:44:20
  when it comes to handling sexual abuse claims.
• 1:44:24
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• 1:44:26
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• 1:45:03
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• 1:45:06
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 1:45:10
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
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  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Yeah. Drizzy,
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  time I'm high. It's the first time I've smoked
• 1:45:38
  in like three months. I'm sorry, Mom, I had to.
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  40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stay late
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• 1:45:50
  stay late. Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's like
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  me as I settle in I deserve a MTV show for me
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  and my people and if you tryna zone I got a whole
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  swish of sweet food rappers all liars and they
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  women are deceitful They subtract me, I'll never
• 1:46:49
  be your equal Last Philly's Drizzy is the nigga
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  in the lead now Weezy told me just write every
• 1:46:54
  single thing you need down Then he got it for
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  me and I'm happy as can be now Bout to start
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  ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah, and
• 1:47:03
  I should have the most braggin' rights Because
• 1:47:05
  a nigga's spit cracked, baggy tight Hate when
• 1:47:08
  rappers say they tryin' to get their swagger
• 1:47:10
  right Cause I done came with more fire than a
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  dragon fight You pussy -ass hater, you should
• 1:47:15
  do you You ain't heard of me, then you You should
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  go and get a blues clue. Oops, I mean a red clue.
• 1:47:20
  Wayne's here too. Bet he felt that like the end
• 1:47:23
  of a pool cue. But I ain't banging. I ain't waving
• 1:47:26
  no flag. I'm ATF, but they ain't seeing no badge.
• 1:47:30
  It's heartbreak, Drake. I hate to see him so
• 1:47:32
  sad. I could sun you. See a little me in your
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  dad I'm the same yellow boy that used to play
• 1:47:37
  up on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be
• 1:47:40
  anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks
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  like Ashley Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe
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  ask me But don't ask me shit about me And know
• 1:47:50
  the game really ain't shit without me She might
• 1:47:53
  have to pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna
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  know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
• 1:47:57
  down and see Down and see This is my promise.
• 1:48:13
  I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners.
• 1:48:15
  And what I make up would fuck up your skin. I
• 1:48:18
  pick the buck up and buck buck, then buck buck
• 1:48:20
  again. I would buck fuck your friend, then suck
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  up her twin. I put the buck up to him, then buck
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  buck and buck buck and buck fuck again. Suck
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  nut, you duck, fuck your unloving kin. Now don't
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  rub it in like Uberderm on a new tattoo. I had
• 1:48:35
  to kick my princess up out my casso. That who
• 1:48:38
  never had that dude always had a blast. Even
• 1:48:42
  when I was at school, cause bullies aren't bulletproof.
• 1:48:44
  Red Scott hoodie too, probably ain't as good
• 1:48:47
  as you. Stupid motherfucker, the only thing in
• 1:48:49
  the hood is you. I do everything good as you
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  know, I do everything better. I get paid for
• 1:48:54
  every letter, A, B, C, etc. Fetch a bone, like
• 1:48:58
  a dog motherfucker. I am gone for your neck.
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  Intercept, intercept, bring it back. Like work
• 1:49:03
  in the trunk and my exit coming up. Yeah, I am
• 1:49:06
  headed to the butt like, butt, butt again. Might
• 1:49:09
  fly to L. And just fuck her in, nah, fuck her
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  in Let's get bucks again, and fuckin' spend Them
• 1:49:16
  bucks and then, just fuck her in If I told you
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  I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my feet,
• 1:49:22
  it bout to pop out Let's get it, let's get it,
• 1:49:25
  motherfucker, what you waitin' on? It is about
• 1:49:27
  a minute past this, and I'm about to get shitty
• 1:49:29
  I'm with it, if money is the it you want me with
• 1:49:32
  And I probably just spit on the chick you want
• 1:49:35
  me with And I hate a phony bitch Only like I'm
• 1:49:38
  only thick and I own hip hop. If you don't spit,
• 1:49:40
  I'm gon' need fit. And I just sold a lot of property
• 1:49:43
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• 1:49:45
  like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers.
• 1:49:48
  I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes
• 1:49:50
  to that game, I'm too willing to play harder.
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  So harder I do. There he go, they check MVP when
• 1:49:57
  I shoot a free throw. CEO, jazz what they do.
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  The haters on their face and in their ass is
• 1:50:03
  a shoe. Faster than you, badder than you, radder
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  like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
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  O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z.
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  -H -I, got a new sound Makin' all the hoes get
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  beat down Made a big man, make it change swang
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  Pimps and the players gon' do the damn thing
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  Comin' in the club, takin' over streets Takin'
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  charge, got em on lock Everywhere we go, guaranteed
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  to blow the spot Messaging some haters, tryna
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  say them gators Oh, well it's gone Nothing is
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  gonna save you. Bets on the streets. Bets on
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  the beats. If you wanna bounce, best bet, report
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  to me. My city's shot down. Where I pull it down.
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  Ain't no limit. Dropping beats by the pound.
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  My balls out a lot. Cause you know I call the
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  shots. Stackin' paper like them bacon sodas in
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  the pot. We got the rimmin'. We got the flow.
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  We got them getting down on the floor. We got
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  it. Yeah. Yeah. I ain't even drivin', I'm just
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  parkin' locked We got the rhythm. We got the
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  flow. We got the You're getting loose. Don't
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  be putting no chasers in my drink. I want two
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  hot liggas, pal. Smoke, drank, smoke, drank.
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  Smoke, drank, smoke, drank. All on the earth.
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  I don't need courage. Speech all slurred. Nothing
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  in my cup. Shit, it's all good. Y 'all hiding
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  the motherfucker. I'm makin' up words Lookin'
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  like men, I like them light skin Two at a time,
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  now I'm twinning twin -twins With Tony Gray,
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  in my glass like they all best friends I can't
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  walk, I, I, I I can't talk, broken from the day
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  to the dark People all for square, but my goons
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  don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes on me
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  And niggas with me drinkin' dumb Henny mix with
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  That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
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  The fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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  In a recent study, people with autism are less
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  an honorary personality for many years. Always
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  .org. and I appreciate your kindness. Sagittarius,
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  birthday November 27th. Do it like that until
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  I end up in money heaven. They be thinking they
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  be flaming and torturing them with the bullshit
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  they handing out. Pull the twist and make a wish
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  Blow the candles out, blow the candles out, blow
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  the candles out Sagittarius birthday, November
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  27th You'll be like that until I end up in money
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  heaven They be thinkin' they be claimin' and
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  torturin' with the bullshit they handin' now
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  Feel the twist to make a wish and blow the candles
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  out Hold an all -white phantom out, I'ma kill
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  him with the pants and the shirt and the shoes
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  and the hat with the shades and the chain and
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  the watch is the reason I be standin' now That's
• 2:01:30
  where ice will spin that cake while I make the
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  icing off the cake It's Christmas to be there,
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  y 'all Come on, everybody, let's go and celebrate
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  with me Come play with us! It's just the beginning,
• 2:02:22
  it only gets better. Just got my nails done,
• 2:02:50
  just got my hair done Just got this bad new Gucci
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  bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt,
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  skirt matching the blouse Chain matching the
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  rank, yeah, I'm doing my thing Got so many haters,
• 2:03:02
  why is so many hating? Sick like a mental patient,
• 2:03:05
  I floss like a dentist patient Just testing my
• 2:03:07
  patience, sick and working my nerves I'm getting
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  spending that money like the church in the church
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  I'm trishing the winds, it's like, yeah. Yeah.
• 2:03:18
  Popping those tags, these diesels, busting the
• 2:03:20
  fags on my whip. When I'm going hard, they get
• 2:03:23
  a going mad chop. Models all around me, so I'm
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  buying up the bomb. I'm a hood star, and I'm
• 2:03:29
  partying like a rock star. I'm better on lean.
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  I'm a pick for game, meaning you can't upgrade
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  me, mommy. I'm the guap for the chain. I do it
• 2:03:37
  like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,
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  I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
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  it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it
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  like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,
• 2:03:43
  I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do
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  it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it
• 2:03:43
  like, I do it like, I do it like, I do We'll
• 2:04:04
  be right back. I'm a animal, I woke up on a Monday
• 2:04:27
  And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep till it's
• 2:04:29
  Thursday This is shot a Patron and blow a purvey
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  Get a wood of juice, take a home on Thursday
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  And this fella came, mama, you can have it your
• 2:04:39
  way Or I can bring another bitch and y 'all can
• 2:04:41
  do it her way This is a hotel room, do not disturb
• 2:04:45
  way That's how I'ma do it when I do it Clock's
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  a joker, playin' cool rage Coffee's out, we're
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  almost done, feels like robbery in banks Tryin'
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  hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams
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  Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams
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  All the hoppy albums comin' to a close Radio
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  hits, made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and
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  joy, dissolvin' in the air But we keep the rhythm,
• 2:05:16
  oh, life's just so unfair is growing dim, eardrums
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  dissolving in the air, both keep the rhythm,
• 2:05:44
  oh life's just so unfair. We'll be right back.
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  Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
• 2:06:28
  the silence Like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held
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  Door is closing.