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#157 After 2 Beers: Balancing Discipline and Understanding in Parenting, Unforgettable Music Performances, and Unusual ER Stories · After 2 Beers

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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Welcome to the After Two Beers podcast.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm Dutch Dalton, joined as always by Kim and Gail Blur.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's me and Mr Michael Puddin Summers.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: What's going on?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: On this week's show.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to cover MI the asshole.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yes.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And you know, I got to be honest as I read these things.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I realize a lot of this is not so much about what people are doing, it's just the way they say it.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, it's way it's working.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then I started thinking, God damn it, I know I'm being an asshole sometimes Like I think to me it's funny, but I realize now people are like fuck this guy.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: sometimes it's David right here.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So we got that coming up.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's honestly, it's one of the absolute greatest debates in the world is what is the correct parenting style?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh shit, oh my God, it's going to be great.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And we're going to go through all of that.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We have Gibbler's Gibblets, as always, and then A to B news.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let me run down there real quick, just to try to tease you guys.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's a man that exposed himself at a La Quinta Inn.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: we're going to talk about that, and then I've got some questions that I'd love to get women's advice on Pumpkin spice.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's being added to everything now, and I just saw where there's a pumpkin spice body wash.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, think about that Anyway.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: If you're trying to lure women.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Pumpkin spice motor oil.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And we're going to talk about what the newest item that's coming out.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That is a pumpkin spice product, and I just think it needs to be discussed.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then we're also going to talk about an accident in Kentucky that you just wait.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Accident or incident, it was a semi wreck.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, both All right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And we just stocked up.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So tonight we're going to run a game.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Aj and I just went and bought 21 different dollar or 99 proof shots.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Okay, 21 different flavors too.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's not a repeating flavor, oh nice.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So tonight we're going to draw back from someone that just passed.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Um, it actually works both ways.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Every shot's 99 bananas, that's a uh, so we don't go over that's exactly right, as as Bob Barker was lost to us and then we're also going to uh, what was the other one?
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: I was going to oh Pee Wee.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Herman, yes, we're going to do word of the day, oh, okay.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We're going to do word of the day Now.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've been told by AJ and I don't what I mean.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm not going to be discredited, or I think she's right on this.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Apparently, I've been saying the word amazing a lot, that's amazing.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Amazing, amazing.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: And apparently kids are absolutely um absolutely phenomenal.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Phenomenal.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Okay, all right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So anytime and we'll throw absolutely so anytime any of the three of us say either amazing, absolutely or phenomenal we have to take a drink.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to do one of the 21 deals?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh no.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So the bad part is is like once the, you know once the yodeler gets over the uh once the filter falls off.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh man.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Yeah, yeah, and we forget not to say it.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh, it's kind of yodeling yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Um, I will say this uh, no, we're not with.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Last thing I do is make more rules.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: We'll be talking in cursive, yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just those three words.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, all right, we need our shots.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Aj, you're in.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I got it.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: AJ is the eye candy that brings in the in the booze.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: She's our Vanna White.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm sorry, I actually didn't mean to do that.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, she's coming in.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: After two beerscom again, and we also have a tip jar there and I've done a really cool job of updating.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's a tip jar Um.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: what is that?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I was doing the claw, like we're reaching into the bag right.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, where'd that go?
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Shot down it's way under there.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, oh, she's going for it.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I got it All right Peanut butter, Peanut butter jett-a-tah Peanut butter, jett-a-tah.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh, she's OP, what the hell.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh my God, optimus Prime was taking it out.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, if I can't do this one.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, if I cannot do that one.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I got peanut butter.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, I hear it.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I got pickles.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I'm with this one.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't like coffee.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, here's here's our choices Peanut butter whiskey.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think I got a good one here.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Burry like is 99 pickles.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Can I get a towel or some napkins?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: It's buildy spilled.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Where's the lid on this?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: There we go.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, we're going to cut all this out of the audio Sorry.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Here.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Put that around the edge, that's sharp, all right, here we go.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Three, two.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I counted it down like it was our show, right.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: Welcome to the Aftertube-ish.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: Welcome to the Aftertube-ish.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, that's fucking horrible.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, it's so gross.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, that's horrible.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh no, game's over.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, I can't stand where there's originals.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Really.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I can't stand it, and that's exactly what that tastes like.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, oh, okay.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's like spicy pickle juice I'd rather lick feet Fresh out of a work boot.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's like it right there.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's licking fucking ass-cracking in middle of July.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So let's make sure we don't say those words again.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thank you also to our buddy, Kevin Schuch here at E-Global Studio.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thank you.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: E-studio, a global media enterprise, is rather and Kevin's super busy right now.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Actually, him and a buddy of ours are going down to Nashville, I believe this weekend, and it's Dana Brawley.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Dana did a really cool like time-condensed version of a painting and it's just, it's ballooned up for him.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's blown up, so it's really amazing, amazing work.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And it was of that the guy that's saying about the North Richmond dudes, oliver, something rather.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Anthony Anthony.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My favorite thing about Oliver Anthony right now is you continue to see how many times people are like oh, he's going to play at you know Super Bowl and I'm like yeah, they having an out shit I'm pretty sure he's.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's not the guy they're going to put in front of a live map.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm going to play nine, but anyway much love to Dana and Kevin.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and it's kind of cool like you're taking two guys who are passionate about two random things and you combine the two and if it all goes well, you know we're going to try to ride the coattails.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Absolutely.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm right there with you, I'm hanging on All right.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm grabbing the branches.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We also there's three of us here but these cameras do have a zoom out mode, so we are open to having guest hosts that would want to join us to be the fourth member Come on.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So all right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you guys ready to get started?
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm ready.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, I need you to do me a favor from in the control room.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm not going to pay a whole lot of attention to the comments.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, roger, that All right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is what the show was all about.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: After two beers, again, a good buddy of mine, phil Quinn, and I, when we first conceptualized what after two beers was going to be.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's just people that have some really cool conversations, yeah, that once they've taken a couple drinks and they kind of tell how it is yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And so last night, amanda and I were hanging out at a local tavern, the Sheridan Pub, and we were having a couple drinks and just randomly, something popped into my head and we started asking people around the bar.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And this is exactly what the show is supposed to be.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh, yeah, right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like we'll have fun and we'll have our satires and stuff, but we got some interesting shit.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So here's my question to the two of you, and also to all of you that are watching, and if you're listening to us, feel free to comment.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We'll bring it up next week on the show.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If I said to you right now, if I get this empty shot of peanut butter whiskey which tastes nothing, and.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I can boom.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can go see any performer musician play a show at any moment in time, right, okay, so these are people that can be a past.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, who are the three you're?
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: picking off the top of my head right now.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Fire shot Queen Michael Jackson and I don't know how to think about a third one.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right Now, when you think of Queen and see Queen was going to be one of mine, and that's my question Is that the performance you want to see?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: That's where everybody was at.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yes, yes, we're going to be in that crowd of a hundred thousand people.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: That's a good one.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: And I'll go to like even Woodstock, the original.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, so here are the three that I originally picked right, aj, and I said it and talked about this last night, you know, amongst a group of friends, and the three that jumped out at me is the opportunity to see the four Beatles.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, wow, together.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That would you know, obviously I you like the Beatles?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love the Beatles.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love the Beatles.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The second one was Johnny Cash.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh yeah, I never got to see Johnny Cash live.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and so that would be an interesting one and then the other one is the Beastie Boys.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Somebody.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love that obviously you can't see.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But then I got to thinking I'm like you know, those three are phenomenal choices for me, yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But then I got to thinking about the Jimi Hendrix thing, and I'm glad you brought that up, because I even have it written down.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: Yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was thinking maybe I'm being kind of, you know, not looking at this in the right way.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So the Beatles as an example, I almost think if I wanted to see the Beatles and I would probably pick the Beatles, I would pick when they're back in Liverpool and it's they're at a club and nobody knows who the hell they are, oh yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And just to see that moment right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And the Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock's a cool one too, because that was on and a lot of people had already left.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, he woked the crowd up on Monday because they started late with the national anthem and I think to be in that moment.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: That would have been awesome.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, another Beatles moment I thought of was their last performance.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, ed Sullivan, oh yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think I'd like to see what that atmosphere was like, because that was basically girls passing out.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh my gosh, yeah, it's crazy.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So there was other.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I came out with some honorable mentions that maybe you can finish with your third one.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But Elvis Presley, yes.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think in a certain moment like if you really go back to when.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I just watched that movie, this week that's a great movie.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh, such a good movie Louis Armstrong.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, so there's a guy that is.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Obviously he influenced a ton of music and I think to watch him perform one time would be really cool.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Another one that's a big one for me and I almost thought like bouncing somebody out of my top three is Sublime.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, original yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I absolutely love their music.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, and it's funny.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's sad that they didn't really get famous until after the Leeching of Hags.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, after he was gone, but just to see him.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But there's other stuff.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I think it would be a very powerful thing to see Etta James live.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: That was going to be one of my favorite songs Sing at Last, yes, oh yeah, it's one of my favorites.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's like 50 people, see, I thought.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I was like find an old blues guy.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, did somebody say phenomenal, maybe some baking.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, does that mean we have to do another shot?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thank you, adam Green, for catching it.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: This is going to pay to my ass.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Hey, when you guys ring the other shot, I'm going to need some napkins because I made a spill.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Mark Stringer said, elvis Benny Goodman, the Boston Pops on the Fourth of July that's actually a really cool one.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Ooh, that would be a good one.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Definitely not the Eagles.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Dave Byers said no, jesus, no.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh my gosh, you guys are four in the hole.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh no, are you serious?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, we're fucked.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: All right, we're going to drink one right now.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is like being Catholic.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: It's how many?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: hellmarys, we're going to do one more and we're going to.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: We'd be screwed on that too, We'll erase the board.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No Catholics would love this game.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's bing.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, anyways, I'd love to hear from everybody what you guys would like to see.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's so many great moments in music history.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I was thinking about if you could be at Sun Records when they snapped the picture of the million dollar quartet, which was Elvis Presley, Johnny.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Cash.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Who are the other two?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Help me out both of you.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Was BB King part of that?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh no, it's the four white dudes.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh gotcha.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The guy that, the piano guy, Jerry Lee.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Lewis, jerry Lee, yellow, yeah, and then the guy that original singer Carl Perkins was the yellow one.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Those are the four Million dollar quartet, yeah.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That would be badass, like I mean, but Missy Myers has Queen Live Aid, that would be another big one.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, I like you said the Beatles yeah, very last performance.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, this is any.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Again, this is just one of those questions.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We'll move on from it.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If Ponder was here, he'd have the arrow pointed.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This was a horrible idea.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Whose idea was this this?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: was mine, not mine Pages.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I got sour cherry.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I got peaches, I got pineapples.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Who wants it?
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, my couch Damn Stuff straight Eat the damn beetle.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'll share with you guys.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You guys want to try mine.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: You want to try mine?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Try mine All right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here we go, oh You're fine I want to do this.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What if you got to see Chris Farley on Saturday Night Live?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know honestly, dana, I'm going to be honest with you, my brain kind of moved that route later, which I think may be a question next week, which is what are top like?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Maybe three performances that you would want to see, because I love stand up comedy.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh, yeah, oh.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I wanted to be on In Living Color Saturday Night Live, one of the two.
17:21
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah.
17:22
Amanda "AJ" Wise: You know, in my early years I wanted to be on In Living Color as a fly girl.
17:26
Amanda "AJ" Wise: But you know, here I am.
17:29
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh my god, it's horrible.
17:34
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Nobody say those words.
17:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This was a mistake.
17:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This was really a dumb idea.
17:39
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Who's idea was this?
17:41
Michael "Puddin" Summers: It was mine, all right.
17:44
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: OK, so as I prep for the show, we're moving on, but we would still love to hear from all of you.
17:50
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: As far as who is your?
17:51
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Top three dream music acts of all time this is a cool question, right?
17:55
Michael "Puddin" Summers: I like it, I love it.
17:56
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Yeah.
17:57
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I've got a bunch of these coming up.
17:58
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Maybe some Janus Joplin?
18:00
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Ok, go ahead.
18:01
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, it's funny you say that because I saw Joe Cocker saying he opened for somebody one time and I can't remember who it was, and I love some of his covers of the Beatles songs, like the letter.
18:15
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah.
18:15
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And she came in through the bathroom window, but his the Beatles.
18:21
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Originally.
18:21
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's with a little help from my friends and there are just moments where, like he's not my favorite of all time, I love Joe Cocker.
18:29
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah.
18:29
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But to see him sing that, that was a big deal to me.
18:34
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I've seen Frampton live, so yeah, he's awesome and I know I'm going to throw this out in left field, but, like Chicago, I've seen.
18:43
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Chicago.
18:43
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They're really good.
18:44
Amanda "AJ" Wise: You should go to Chicago.
18:46
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They still tour and music with horn is just badass.
18:49
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I saw Arios Speedwagon but they're old now, but like back in their prime would have been awesome.
18:56
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Another band I brought up was Led Zeppelin.
18:58
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, like to see what that was like.
19:01
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Anyway, this is a great topic.
19:03
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's a great topic.
19:03
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We're going to go on a whole show about that.
19:05
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: There's a whole show, right there.
19:07
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So anyway, as I was trying to prepare for the show today, I actually was writing to Indianapolis today for work and I was listening to the Bob and Tom show and they had a story on there that I thought was kind of funny and as I was looking it up, it will lead into what happened.
19:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So this is a true story and nearly 4,000 Americans visit the emergency department every year after getting a foreign object stuck in their rectums Rectums they have near killed them, I believe it.
19:41
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A first of its kind.
19:43
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Analysis estimated that 39,000 Americans ages 15 and up went to hospitals with an embarrassing injury between 2012 and 2021.
19:54
Amanda "AJ" Wise: They slipped and fell, I'm sure.
19:56
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The equivalent of about 3,900 people a year.
19:59
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Men accounted for nearly 8 in 10 cases.
20:03
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What?
20:05
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Trying to get that prostate man, yeah, so what?
20:07
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: they're doing, with, the most common group being males in their 20s and early 30s.
20:12
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You've got to experiment.
20:14
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, they made up a third of the visits.
20:15
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know so anyway.
20:19
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So fast forward.
20:21
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm sitting at lunch and by myself.
20:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And I'm looking for this story because I'm trying to work on the show for today and I type in like things stuck in rectum.
20:36
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh no, you didn't.
20:37
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I did because I'm looking for the news.
20:39
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, because normally if you hit news it's going to pop up right, yeah, right it's.
20:44
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I hit it and then it comes up like it should, and then I hit what are we talking about?
20:52
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: By accident.
20:54
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now I'm in a restaurant and I'm at a table and about this time there's an early 20s young lady that's waiting on me.
21:00
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: As she's walking up, I accidentally hit the images.
21:05
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh yeah, I'm sorry and still goes.
21:06
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, ok, and I'm like I was freaked.
21:11
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like what the hell?
21:12
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm picturing an actual starfish with shit sticking out of it right, like I'm convinced you're going to see the absolutely worst shit on the internet and I drop it.
21:23
Michael "Puddin" Summers: So is there anybody missing a bowling trophy?
21:26
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh my gosh, that's my sister and she actually was surgical tech and yeah, so a bowling trophy.
21:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh my god.
21:37
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Now, where do you get that idea?
21:38
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You know what?
21:38
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: So, that looks like it'll fit.
21:41
Amanda "AJ" Wise: It's.
21:41
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: OK, they got a perfect 300.
21:43
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So anyway, that's the whole, yeah he shoved two big black balls right in there.
21:50
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He still wasn't the bowling pin, I guess With a big white white pin right in the middle.
21:54
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I wondered if he had the powder shoes on.
21:55
Amanda "AJ" Wise: You know, Make sure you didn't slip.
21:59
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Apparently the dude abides, but the dude abides.
22:03
Amanda "AJ" Wise: The dude abides no.
22:06
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, anyway, I picked the phone back up as she walks away and when I look now it was like seeing a mountain of gold, like I had just found a past, like I just saw my bank account and it was like a million dollars.
22:20
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was x-rays.
22:24
Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh yeah.
22:26
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: People that have been shit in their ass.
22:27
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, various items right nice.
22:30
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And so I picked out I don't know a half dozen, a dozen of my favorites and I put them on our Facebook page.
22:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, as you're listening to this right now, you can actually go out, look at some of my favorite, and I'm with you putting like I have a million questions.
22:43
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah that are coming up first in my mind on this.
22:46
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you look through the pictures, one of them's a buzz light year Like it's like a full buzz light year with the wings out.
22:54
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You hit the wrong button trying to take it out right a vibrate one of them.
22:58
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I thought it was a buzz.
22:59
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm convinced, and my, my brother-in-law, matt Belzey, if he's watching or listening, he pointed out, I think it it's a little statue of the Pope.
23:08
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh.
23:09
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, I am not kidding Pope on a rope soap.
23:13
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, there's no rope, it's just in there right, it's pulled by the poop, but there's random shit in there.
23:19
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's eyeglasses on one of them.
23:21
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Glasses look up.
23:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, obviously you don't check out our page.
23:26
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There is.
23:29
Amanda "AJ" Wise: He's got anal glaucoma.
23:30
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's a picture he's in.
23:31
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I don't see my ass.
23:33
Amanda "AJ" Wise: My ass gonna work.
23:34
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Are you gonna have to?
23:36
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: look at Adam greeny, don't read it.
23:39
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Do not nicely done Adam.
23:42
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I am miss your address.
23:43
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna shoot you some Some stickers.
23:47
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's a mate.
23:51
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Of oh, shoot you some stickers of that's a great post, some x-rays incredible.
23:59
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, anyway, I put that out there and there's random x-rays of I Want to know, there's so many questions that go, right, isn't even part of our stories, right?
24:09
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, but I was thinking Like how does that conversation start?
24:13
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Like there's two conversations.
24:15
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I would love to be in the moment of like intake though.
24:18
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So let's say and it's mostly dudes All right, yeah, couldn't yep, I was gonna say what.
24:24
Amanda "AJ" Wise: So, let's say hypothetically okay.
24:27
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I have shoved a buzz light year into your bottom.
24:29
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay the whole thing All right.
24:32
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A good size one too.
24:33
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's not a little not the toy one, right.
24:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Maybe the wings were retracted.
24:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah and then maybe your sphincter hit the button button and yeah they flanged out.
24:44
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, now the first discussion is, One of us is like hey man, I think we fucked this up right.
24:52
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm pretty sure it's not coming out.
24:54
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not coming out.
24:55
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I mean like I'm pretty sure buzz is stuck.
24:58
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah.
24:58
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I heard I want to hear what those conversations are like for these 4,000 times a year where people are like, oh man, I don't think that's coming out.
25:06
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: But I didn't think that was gonna work All right.
25:10
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So here's the second discussion.
25:11
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You got the buzz light.
25:14
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're stuck in your ass.
25:15
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, I like it couldn't.
25:17
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, no, we're in this together.
25:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, no, no, no, no we can't both be these have?
25:28
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: To be the buzz light your second.
25:30
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can be there for support bitch.
25:33
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He did really fall on it by accident.
25:37
Amanda "AJ" Wise: He was like Stop it.
25:51
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's what I love about the show like this is just proves that.
25:56
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Regardless if you're a male, Right you're straight or homosexual.
26:00
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're like, come on, man, let's try this that seems like a guy thing.
26:04
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Well, it's just like they here smell this right.
26:08
Amanda "AJ" Wise: This milk is right.
26:09
Michael "Puddin" Summers: I see him like the kind of guy like hey man, let's try glasses.
26:15
Amanda "AJ" Wise: One of the let me see if I can check out your situation.
26:21
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Infinity and Boeing trophy is the big way in, oh man.
26:29
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, anyway, if, if you're watching the, if, I want to know if you're listening to the show or watching the show, or the two of you, or anyone in the control room as well.
26:45
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Have you ever stumbled upon Search engine gold?
26:50
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And that's what this is.
26:51
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I stumbled upon these amazing.
26:54
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and, and I will give.
27:01
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Infinity and beyond that's right, that's pretty, I don't know how many times people just slip, and fall and stuff like I'm Behind been naked and thought you know, I Don't know, I don't know how people stumble and slip and fall on stuff, I just but you've got to be in a real you know, and I will give these people credit.
27:22
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna hope all of this was consensual first of all, okay, and then secondly, like you've got to be an amazing place in a relationship like a man and I love each other Uncontrollably.
27:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She is, without doubt, my person, right, right, and I just want I don't know that I'm comfortable enough to be like AJ, you know, toy story.
27:44
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Stick this Funko, pop up my butt, the big head first.
27:54
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I just mean, like these people are clearly in love.
27:57
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hey, what are you gonna put in there?
28:01
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I don't know.
28:01
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Most people that put something in there, that have something stuck in their rectum.
28:05
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I Feel like that's something that they did to themselves because they didn't have a special person.
28:12
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you shitting me?
28:16
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Had a scratch and error Getting in on.
28:19
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh my gosh.
28:20
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's basically like I can picture in this shit my head.
28:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah somebody's like on the top level of a double bunkal Like a bunk bed and they are just just poo bearing it.
28:32
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They may have a shirt on right and now on the bottom Of the floor.
28:37
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's like a buzz light here and they just jump off and yes boom boom and I Bet, I bet the sound is amazing.
28:49
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I think I, I think I would probably end up bruising my perineum before I actually Let no worse than the oh Guy in a glass jar.
29:03
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Look at the pictures I posted, man.
29:04
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean, there's shit in there that shouldn't be in there.
29:07
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, the moose head it has stretched out the shit on inside your car and I'm gonna head no, I'm just.
29:14
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Sorry, Pope.
29:18
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Some serious surgery all right, are you guys ready to move?
29:23
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Yeah.
29:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Can I get a natural light?
29:43
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh no, you're doing.
29:45
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: This is your game.
29:47
Amanda "AJ" Wise: It's not why did you hex us?
29:49
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But first of all, I talked the most, so it's more likely.
29:52
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna fuck it all up.
29:54
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love it.
29:57
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You look like a bunch of drugs.
29:59
Amanda "AJ" Wise: That's weird, first time ever.
30:02
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thanks buddy, thank you buddy.
30:03
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, I need one.
30:07
Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, I'm good.
30:09
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, here we go Prep for the show got me what you guys got.
30:13
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I got blue raspberries.
30:15
Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'm not sour apples.
30:16
Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
30:19
Amanda "AJ" Wise: It's not apples, oh I just want to see your face when you do this one.
30:24
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, yeah that's not good.
30:34
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, that's horrible oh not good.
30:38
Amanda "AJ" Wise: This game's over.
30:39
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I can't.
30:40
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I'm done with this game.
30:41
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's yacht days, like diabetes.
30:42
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's so much sugar in it.
30:44
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's just sugar.
30:45
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I'll take it if I mess up and say the word no, I'm done.
30:50
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, is that our third?
30:52
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, oh gosh, yeah, is that 300 proof shots?
30:57
Michael "Puddin" Summers: Buddy, I better get to you guys, All right.
31:01
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm with the show.
31:01
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Am I the asshole Are?
31:03
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: we ready yeah.
31:05
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I, a female 26, have three other siblings.
31:08
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, um, this is about my oldest sister, abby, who's 37.
31:12
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Abby has a son who's five and a daughter who's one.
31:17
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Or, excuse me, I have the daughter, that's one.
31:20
Michael "Puddin" Summers: Okay, they both have kids.
31:21
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, okay, five and one.
31:23
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Uh, you know what?
31:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And for the beauty of the listener, I realized this is very troublesome.
31:28
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Um, you're abby.
31:29
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay okay, and you're 37 and you have a five year old.
31:34
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Okay.
31:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And that is mike.
31:36
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, we'll call you michelle today.
31:39
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love it and you are 26 and you have a daughter.
31:43
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, okay, um, kimmy has dealt with fertility, fertility issues, and has probably had 10 miscarriages.
31:53
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I didn't plan that in that way.
31:56
Michael "Puddin" Summers: Okay, that's weird, okay All right.
31:58
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Um, then she had her son and of course he was kim's miracle baby and we were so happy for her.
32:09
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Happy, your miracle baby my miracle but then it leads to kim spoiling her son and letting him get away with everything because he's a miracle and he's special.
32:20
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, okay, everyone has always bit their tongue when it comes to her son.
32:25
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Because of that, you got me so far, all right.
32:28
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So on saturday, puddin's had a daughter's first birthday party.
32:33
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It was mostly family and a few of my close friends who were invited.
32:36
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I also invited abby kim and her son, because everyone else in the family was invited.
32:42
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I felt bad excluding kim.
32:46
Amanda "AJ" Wise: And my little shithead kid that's nice of you, puddin.
32:49
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Um puddin said we had different activities for the kids to do and kim's son didn't like any of them.
32:55
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He was upset.
32:57
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: None of the presidents were for him.
32:59
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He didn't want to eat any of the food we had.
33:02
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He then decided to try and push the cake off the table Because apparently he was mad.
33:08
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The cake wasn't his.
33:09
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I got super mad at kim Sparta kicked her son for a while.
33:14
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh for allowing her son to act that way.
33:16
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She went on to say her son is special and puddin said her son is only special to her, which is understandable, but to me and to everyone else he's a spoiled brat which shouldn't be overlooked because he was your special, miracle baby.
33:33
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I don't care, you still got a discipline.
33:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, you're getting good, abby call or excuse me.
33:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Kim called putting a bitch and Let crying love it.
33:41
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A few family members even have since called me an asshole Because I never dealt with a miscarriage.
33:48
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I don't understand how painful it was for Kim to deal with years of that before her son.
33:53
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not that I don't realize her son is special to her, but it doesn't give her the excuse for Abby to allow him to act like a spoiled brat, all right.
34:02
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So the question is is Putting an asshole for calling Kim out for a shithead kid?
34:08
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, no, amanda so Stacey Ross says light his ass up.
34:17
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh yeah, amanda, almost prank arises dark, you know.
34:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I?
34:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I spent a lot of time in my garage today pondering on this one.
34:28
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's a tough one yeah.
34:29
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Yeah, because this is a big deal, because really I don't care how special that kid is, it still has to grow up and learn that there's rules in life.
34:37
Amanda "AJ" Wise: You don't have to grow up and realize that life is just not gonna.
34:43
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, cuz like, I'll bet you buddy just like the miracle child right into the real world.
34:47
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Right all right.
34:49
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I'm gonna try to bring some levity to the situation do it and try to create a little conversation Now because this is a polar.
34:56
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, no, no, no.
34:57
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm not saying I agree with.
34:58
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is like me.
34:59
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Just trying to initiate conversation.
35:01
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Stacey Ross is clearly excited about this.
35:03
Michael "Puddin" Summers: Must be a Ross thing.
35:05
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's a lot of piss and vinegar with those rocks Love it to me.
35:10
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So this is really what this comes down to is this is the classic parenting style debate.
35:16
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, okay.
35:17
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah there's a lot of debates about how to raise kids in this country.
35:21
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So, for instance, this is I don't know if you've known of a helicopter parent.
35:26
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh yeah, oh, I know somebody that's just right.
35:29
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: On top of them for everything.
35:30
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, okay, then you have the hands-off parenting, which to me up, you know.
35:36
Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'm not gonna form.
35:37
Amanda "AJ" Wise: My opinion, scram, they're gonna learn their lesson.
35:39
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, the hands-off parenting is more like you.
35:43
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let them kind of just live their life.
35:44
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I don't know, maybe it's like what Billy and not Billy Madison?
35:49
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What was the movie With Adam Sandler?
35:53
Amanda "AJ" Wise: mr Deeds, no, the day.
35:54
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh, big daddy, big daddy.
35:56
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, where he's like I don't want my kid to be the stinky kid.
35:59
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's kind of like it by far.
36:01
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So here's the thing what I realized about parenting.
36:06
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And before we get into Establish rough, where it sounds like you two have already formed your opinion, whether or not this ladies the asshole or not.
36:13
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So the question is like first of all, what are the types of parenting?
36:18
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We have helicopter versus hands-off, yeah.
36:21
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Spankers versus non-spankers, right, okay.
36:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then you have religions.
36:26
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, and based upon the religion, what is like, for instance, amish?
36:31
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We've talked about the Amish before.
36:32
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, we've also talked about, or no, we haven't, because this is a we do not like politics on the show.
36:39
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm just gonna throw it out there.
36:40
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's lots of different religions that have different thoughts on reproductive health.
36:44
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, okay.
36:45
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So again, based upon that, that's what you get to establish yourself as a parent in this country, right when you're from but, you're still a parent.
36:55
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You are trying to raise your kids so they can be a productive devil's advocate yeah but, Took me forever and so I'm gonna let him do whatever he wants, because that's it, that's my only one they're gonna get to do.
37:12
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Have see whatever they want.
37:15
Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, and you pick that but you have to have consequence.
37:18
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Why they're a kid because eventually they'll be an adult.
37:23
Amanda "AJ" Wise: You grow as you you learn as you grow.
37:28
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: They're a kid.
37:28
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Right now I'm gonna do whatever.
37:33
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Just don't mess up other people shit.
37:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, okay, before we solve the oh AJ's luck, oh she's so excited yeah she's we got fired up.
37:41
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, aj.
37:42
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Which one Say it?
37:48
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you a helicopter or all?
37:51
Michael "Puddin" Summers: the above and I couldn't have more kids after my Loving little boy was born and I created a fucking monster.
38:00
Michael "Puddin" Summers: Don't get me wrong.
38:03
Michael "Puddin" Summers: He's amazing, like I've always loved him, but I, you had to reverse your parenting though.
38:09
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Right, absolutely.
38:11
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know it's funny.
38:12
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Hey, jay was a get away with everything, and then you have to be like, oh crap.
38:17
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, here's the thing that's, and I'm just gonna throw this into the mix just for conversation.
38:23
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm not saying we have to answer this tonight.
38:25
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I Love it.
38:28
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Adam is just throwing out all trying to make us say stuff, that's impressive.
38:33
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Seriously, send me your address.
38:34
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I will.
38:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Will keep you stick.
38:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm impressed.
38:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You need to come down and hang out with us.
38:40
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, this, the thing about parenting that's been interesting to me as I was thinking about it today is there are a few things that we as human beings think that we're pretty fucking good at.
38:52
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, okay, now I will say my son is as a sophomore now at Purdue, and so it has made me really think about things different as a parent.
39:02
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It sucks being a parent because at times, because all you want to do is be the best fucking parent in the world yeah, and we all think we suck at it.
39:13
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I Swear to God, like I think all the time.
39:17
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm like what am I fucking up today?
39:18
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and all I want to do is be the best parent in the world I want to be a better parent than.
39:23
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I had.
39:23
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's exactly right.
39:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, but on top, so we know going in that we are not perfect parents.
39:30
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's no such thing as a perfect parent, no, but I know I'm a better parent than them.
39:36
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's the whole attitude, right that's what everybody thinks.
39:42
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: See a tip top saying Well, I've got all boys, so Raising kids said so when they get older, they actually break up with you and they move away.
39:51
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: What's the hardest?
39:52
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: part.
39:53
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I gotta tell you that's one of the things I've struggled with.
39:55
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So I Look at my son who went off to Purdue, yeah, and I'm excited he's for him.
40:03
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know he did great in high school and he's off up there doing his own thing and then Part of me as a parent's like he doesn't need me anymore, right and that your feelings hurt a little bit rough.
40:16
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Yeah, just think about it when you were that age, like my mom essentially my best friend but it took a lot of really hard years Of me thinking she was an idiot.
40:30
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah.
40:31
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I met and she me thinking she was way too hard on me, but I feel like I turned out better just because of that.
40:38
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Yeah and then we ended up being best friends.
40:41
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Was your mama only child.
40:42
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No you're only child.
40:45
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm gonna well you were only child.
40:47
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let's be my mother, but on my dad's side.
40:50
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I had but you were raised as an only child.
40:53
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Ish mostly.
40:54
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Ish Okay.
40:59
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No seriously.
41:00
Amanda "AJ" Wise: And I say ish be because, like you know, I did still have the, the fatherly thing, where it was like Okay, here's what happened With my older siblings, and this is what you do and don't do.
41:14
Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, the only the only server I did get away with a lot more than they did Well no, the only reason I bring it up.
41:21
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And AJ, no, no, no, aj, you go first, you go up.
41:23
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Nope, nope, nope Go ahead.
41:25
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: See, this is what this is life right here for me.
41:27
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, I need you with every, every fiber in your being to get up and talk, because this would be like you told me.
41:34
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You wanted me to be more involved.
41:39
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: All right, go you got go for it.
41:40
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's called being real baby.
41:42
Michael "Puddin" Summers: No, I was just gonna say it is hard when your, when your kids grow up and, like my son just turned 25 and he's getting ready to, you know, be married in two months, and it sucks, man.
41:54
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You did your job.
41:55
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: See, and that's right.
41:57
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: See, that's, he's so excited.
42:00
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What about people?
42:01
Amanda "AJ" Wise: getting married.
42:01
Amanda "AJ" Wise: He said RIP to all the dad's loss getting cigarettes.
42:05
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, but AJ brings up a good point and but you know my son, he came home for spring break or, excuse me, summer break.
42:12
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah and I saw him a handful of times.
42:14
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So he's out doing this thing and as a father I swear it's like the Silver spoon song you know, I know, but you have to run and remember what you were like at that age.
42:26
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, honestly, what it taught me was that I raised a kid that is smart, that can go out and do his own thing, doesn't Independent.
42:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, when her stat yeah but your kids 18th birthday.
42:39
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You both spent 80% of your time with them.
42:42
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you know, another thing I'm gonna tell people, and I forget where I heard this and I want people to break in my heart right now.
42:50
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, no, hear me out on this.
42:51
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And this is a big deal because I've got a lot of friends that have kids that are Still an elementary middle school.
42:58
Michael "Puddin" Summers: Oh yeah, my daughter.
43:00
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I.
43:00
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I count my blessings every day.
43:02
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh shit, I said it again, didn't I?
43:07
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, I don't think you did.
43:08
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Do you look em all?
43:12
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: again.
43:12
Michael "Puddin" Summers: I think I did.
43:14
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Mulligan will do one more.
43:16
Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, no, no.
43:18
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, no, all right Well.
43:18
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm sorry, adam direct the producer Smart lady?
43:24
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Totally not.
43:26
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I Got shit to do tomorrow.
43:28
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We should just cap it at three.
43:29
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, we're tied.
43:32
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm getting ready to number four.
43:36
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah.
43:37
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I did it.
43:38
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I did it.
43:40
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, even better than he needs one.
43:43
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh god, come on.
43:45
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Yeah, we're just gonna start calling each other out.
43:47
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, I'm do fireball Spicy one.
43:50
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: All right, there you go, I'll do mine if I do it.
43:53
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Adam, for Shirley will call us on it.
43:55
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, I did no stickers for this guy, let's continue.
44:00
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, all right, here we go.
44:02
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So You're looking at, all right.
44:10
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So one of the other things that came out of this for me I really thought about this, okay, was what's wild about being a parent, regardless of the style you choose is Basically, anybody in the world can be a parent, unless you've got some medical shit going on.
44:27
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you know, and follow me on this.
44:29
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So we don't regulate births in this country, officially.
44:37
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: They tried to.
44:39
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So in the United States you need a license to catch fish Right.
44:44
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You need to fill out forms and have an interview session to adopt a shelter pet An dog or a cat that they're willing to put down in a week.
44:56
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I'm going to go one step further.
44:57
Amanda "AJ" Wise: If you get divorced and you have children, you have to take a parenting class, right.
45:02
Amanda "AJ" Wise: But the initial part.
45:06
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, so that's the part that's to me.
45:10
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's interesting, Right.
45:11
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So there's a lot of people out there that are basically booger eating morons that are raising kids that they can they get to be.
45:21
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So here's an example of this Putin and I'm just going to tell you this?
45:25
Amanda "AJ" Wise: They're normally the people in our news stories.
45:28
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: These people eating the fudge rounds, aren't they?
45:30
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right, first of all, I want to talk about this.
45:34
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Dana Dana Broly says I've taken that class, the co-parenting class.
45:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, you're bragging about something like 60% of Wayne County's done.
45:43
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's like bragging saying I've swam at the local pool one time in my life.
45:50
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Right?
45:51
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: True story about the co-parenting class.
45:56
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: My ex-wife and we're getting divorced and we have to take the co-parenting class and ironically she's in the exact same class as me.
46:02
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Of course.
46:04
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And there's I don't know 60 people in there.
46:05
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Honestly, I'm going into this thing and I swear to God you sat next to her.
46:11
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, no, she was in front of me, but I thought to myself.
46:15
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, hear me out on this.
46:18
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You're going to like this.
46:19
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay, I swear to you.
46:20
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I thought this is like the greatest singles class of all time All right.
46:26
Amanda "AJ" Wise: He thought you were going to pick up chicks and then your ex is in there with her.
46:29
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, it's not even about him.
46:30
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's not about my ex.
46:31
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's about the fact that I'm like.
46:33
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is pretend.
46:34
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: These are fresh on the mark.
46:36
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Fresh me.
46:37
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is the time to hit.
46:39
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This is the time to hit Like hello, ladies Right.
46:44
Amanda "AJ" Wise: And once again she cook blocked.
46:47
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Once again, you're here.
46:48
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Stopping me from getting laid.
46:51
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You won't lay me, and now they won't lay me.
46:53
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They clearly need a co-parent.
46:54
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's all I'm saying.
46:56
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But then when you go through it here in Wayne County, at least you walk, you sit there and you look around.
47:02
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Is that my cousin?
47:04
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, it's not even that You're like God damn, there isn't a fucking like prospect in the group.
47:10
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Welcome to Wayne County, All right.
47:14
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So anyway so my point being is that anybody can be a parent and so much.
47:19
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So yeah, Look this up over 2000 kids a year visit the ER and the United States, because when they're kids, you know you throw them up into the air you know what I'm talking about.
47:32
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, and they hit a ceiling fan.
47:35
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, you got to catch them.
47:36
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, it's not even the catch.
47:37
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They get pridunct in the head by a ceiling fan and I bet you those are the parents that are like I'm the best parent in my family.
47:46
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I am the best.
47:47
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: At least I'm here playing with my kids.
47:49
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: What's the percentage again?
47:51
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Come on, john.
47:52
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: 2000 kids are the ones that are thrown up in the do.
47:54
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh that's a low, that's a low number Really, if you think about.
47:58
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I want to know who don't, who don't take their nationally.
48:02
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's.
48:02
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's how.
48:03
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I walk it off.
48:03
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's just a head walk, it's fine I had worse?
48:06
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Did you just say that 2000 is a low number?
48:10
Amanda "AJ" Wise: for nationally.
48:12
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: They threw them up in the air and got hit by a ceiling fan Soft baby.
48:17
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh hey, you got to earn your.
48:24
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Keep Clean that fucking ceiling fan, because you know that's dirty as bastard.
48:28
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, you should that, often three years.
48:31
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, you know what?
48:32
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We've been at this 50 minutes we're going to wait.
48:36
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I'll make my giblets quick.
48:37
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Okay, all right.
48:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Go with your giblets.
48:39
Amanda "AJ" Wise: You want me to go with my giblets?
48:41
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Yes, all right.
48:43
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: John Hampton, you come on, buddy.
48:45
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Okay.
48:46
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You guys know the name Stanley Burrell.
48:49
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No no.
48:51
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Stanley Burrell, at 11 years old, was a bat boy for the Oakland A's.
48:56
Amanda "AJ" Wise: He was nicknamed Hammer.
48:59
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Mc Hammer because of his resemblance to Hank Aaron.
49:03
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh, that was the nickname stuck and would later assume the rap name MC.
49:09
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hammer, the guy's bad ass.
49:11
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Right, he was a bad boy for the Oakland.
49:14
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: A's Hammer, hammer.
49:15
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Don't hurt him Please don't hurt him Please hammer, don't hurt him Stop.
49:19
Amanda "AJ" Wise: All I know about that dude is he was too legit to quit.
49:22
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He was too legit to quit, that's for sure, my favorite MC Hammer was when he went into like the like the ghetto and he was like pumps to the bump.
49:31
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I like my girls.
49:35
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: But he was still wearing gold lame pants.
49:37
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Okay.
49:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You can't really be ghetto with gold.
49:39
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Lame pants, what's that?
49:40
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Pumps in a bump.
49:41
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Pumps in a bump.
49:43
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I like the girls with the pumps in the bump, yeah.
49:46
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And then he was singing about Jesus the very nice song.
49:49
Amanda "AJ" Wise: We got to pray, pray, just to make it today.
49:52
Amanda "AJ" Wise: That's why I pray.
49:54
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Man, that guy's living, he's living.
49:56
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He likes pumps in a bump and Jesus.
49:59
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Right, yeah, man, okay, so we're going to go down the little same path, with a little bit of rapper stuff.
50:04
Amanda "AJ" Wise: What do you got so rapper Big Sean?
50:06
Amanda "AJ" Wise: He had a GPA of 3.7 and turned down a scholarship to Michigan State before being signed by Kanye.
50:15
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I would turn that down to Michigan State's Dugs.
50:18
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I'm sorry, michigan no 3.7 GPA, you could do whatever.
50:24
Amanda "AJ" Wise: And he's like, nope, I'm going to spit raps.
50:28
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well, good for you.
50:29
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Fuck, he made money, but no, I mean he's smart, Like, and that's the thing is that it's like you're going to make it really well when you're pretty smart.
50:37
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: And now, Stacey says now he's a preacher, so basically he's making free money now, MC Hammer was yes.
50:42
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: MC Hammer's a preacher.
50:43
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, oh, oh.
50:44
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, oh oh, Pasta offering.
50:46
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Offering plate.
50:47
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Offering plate.
50:48
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Offering plate.
50:51
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He always rolled it with a big squad.
50:52
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I bet you he's got all kinds of apostles oh my goodness, do you think more than 12?
50:57
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I bet you, his last supper has got way more than 12 people.
51:00
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I'm done with y'all.
51:02
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I think it's got scrimps on it.
51:04
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I'm done with you too.
51:05
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, you don't Stop it, no.
51:08
Amanda "AJ" Wise: All right Do it.
51:11
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, the big Jim over.
51:12
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Yeah.
51:12
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh man in the moon.
51:15
Amanda "AJ" Wise: So he had nowhere to live when he first got to Los Angeles and would hide in the closets at open houses until the realtor left, allowing him to illegally have a place to stay for up to three days sometimes.
51:27
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That sounds like a creeper Right.
51:30
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Most people like I don't know he's, like I'm not staying in a hotel.
51:34
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I'm just going to go to a real, like a open house, where it's an empty house.
51:37
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: What about the people?
51:38
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Still live in the house.
51:39
Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, Obviously it's an empty house.
51:42
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, how does he, he gets out and just tells him jokes.
51:45
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Well, all you have to do is realtorcom and you're like oh, that house is empty.
51:49
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm going to go chill until the realtor leaves and he just cruise the neighborhoods being a creeper scene.
51:55
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Right, I'm going there now, and now that man has more cars than all of us combined.
52:00
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, he has a ton of cars.
52:01
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, I've watched his videos.
52:04
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I bet he's got some videos from sleeping in people's closets and taking videos.
52:09
Amanda "AJ" Wise: He's like Kanye, or not?
52:11
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Kanye Good.
52:12
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: God.
52:12
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Weird.
52:12
Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, keith's wet.
52:15
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Did he do that?
52:16
Amanda "AJ" Wise: And Keith's wet, the one that was like keeping people in the closet and such I don't know.
52:21
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I don't know, nevermind, we're going to continue.
52:22
Amanda "AJ" Wise: We're going to continue.
52:26
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Are you talking about our Kelly?
52:28
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Possibly.
52:29
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Being on people oh, he was the pisser.
52:32
Amanda "AJ" Wise: All right, let's keep going.
52:33
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Okay, let's keep going.
52:34
Amanda "AJ" Wise: This is when the 99.
52:35
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I called him.
52:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Liberace when the 99 shots have kicked in.
52:37
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I called him Liberace because he's a peeing.
52:39
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Quit saying words that we're not supposed to say, and I won't be in this predicament.
52:44
Amanda "AJ" Wise: All right, do you guys remember seeing the show Threes Company?
52:49
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Absolutely yeah, yep.
52:53
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Son of a bitch.
52:54
Amanda "AJ" Wise: God damn it.
52:55
Michael "Puddin" Summers: What happened?
52:55
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Okay, nobody said any words that we need to take shots on.
53:00
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We're not taking any more.
53:01
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We're done.
53:01
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Did I say it?
53:02
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, I did, god You're the party caught it.
53:06
Amanda "AJ" Wise: I caught it Anywho.
53:08
Amanda "AJ" Wise: Actor John Ritter's testicles were briefly visible in an episode of Threes Company, although Nickelodeon would not identify the specific episode involved.
53:18
Amanda "AJ" Wise: The scene is part of a final season episode, the Charming Stranger.
53:26
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's why I call my balls the Stranger.
53:29
Amanda "AJ" Wise: You should.
53:29
Amanda "AJ" Wise: They're the Charming Stranger right, which was originally broadcast on December 20th 1983.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: The episode ran many times without anyone noticing the blooper, and when it was noticed, Nickelodeon said it would snip the offending bit from future repeats.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Don't snip my bits.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Oh, dude, we're showing brain and Nickelodeon.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Showing what?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Showing brain?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Showing nuts, that's.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So gross.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: All right.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: So we're going to do.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I mean, how many more do you want?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Let's do one.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Okay, let's talk about Robin Williams.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Okay.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: So his improvisation.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Robin Williams improvised the last line in Good Will Hunting as well as oh, oh, I'm going to say it.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: As well as the scene where he talks about his wife farting in bed, and that's why Matt Damon was laughing so hard.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Did you know that?
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I knew about the last part where he said that's something that stole my line.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: That's something that stole my line, that's something that stole my line.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, I think it's his best movie.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: It is such a great movie.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That one, and what dreams may come.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Ooh, that's a good one.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Is that the one?
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: where he committed suicide him and his wife, and then he had to go back and find his kids.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, yeah, that's a.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Prior to that it was a great one.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Let's take a dark turn, all right.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Let's go on to the next.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, are we ready to go?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Are you wanting to do another?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Nope, let's go ahead, all right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We're going to do A to B news and then we're going to get out of.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here it is.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We are 57 minutes into the recording.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You're welcome.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm sorry this is what happens, man.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A to B news.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Here's our first story.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A 35 year old guy got arrested after exposing himself in the breakfast area at a La Quinta in your St Louis.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: His name is Kenny Breakfast area.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, you know what?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean Like you go downstairs and you get like I'm just making waffles and a biscuit and shown and he's like he's got a shirt
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: on.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He's got no care in the world.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: His name is Kenny Johnson Johnson.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Johnson, johnson.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He approached a woman, unzipped his pants and whipped it out.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: She told the front desk and they called the cops.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The hotel says their security footage of it.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: According to police, he's from the next town over, so it's not clear if he was staying there or just popping in to show off the goods.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm a facial, off the goods.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I say he's facing up to a year in prison for first degree sexual misconduct.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm curious what degree.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Like how many degrees do you have with like showing your wieners First?
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: degree, second degree, well, I don't know.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: Depends how big it is.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: How big is?
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: it Right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean, if he's a grower, not a shower, then maybe it's only first degree.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But you know, if he's banging kneecaps, maybe it's something else I've got a job.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm seen.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I mean this sincerely, because men are crude as fuck.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Has this ever happened to you in your life?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, I have never had somebody, just be like ee-er ee-er, ee-er.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Have you had anybody ever send you a random dick pic though?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: no, I have had that.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: That's the same thing.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: This is like 1977.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Have you ever just like randomly opened a text and it was just like oh well, nope, nope.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I didn't want that, but thank you.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, don't get random dicks.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Hey, good job, guys Good job.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, I get random stuff and assholes, but right.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Honestly, this is like a guy's dream.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's like I just want to eat breakfast and some ladies just show me your boobies.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Like think about it.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: He's like how's your day start?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Amazing.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Awesome, you son of a bitch Free breakfast and boobies and they care what they look like.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: We don't.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: That's what I mean we don't, we don't care, ladies, All right Story.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Number two you know, pumpkin spice is taken off again.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: It's huge.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, always pumpkin spice.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Butt wipes are now a thing that exists at your mouth.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The company dude wipes is selling them under the name dumpkin spice.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: You know what?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I just came in here?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I was really I was really surprised.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: You guys didn't notice that I came in here smelling like pecan pie.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But whatever we'll go with your pumpkin spice.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Why don't you ask for the piece of pumpkin pie?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: No, they're pumped, they're pecan pie.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: He wipes instead of the pumpkin.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, never mind according to the description they're designed to quote, keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice inspired mix of clove, not may get other false sense and that would have.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: That's all I wanted to smell like down there.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: It's just like coming home to home.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I gotta say dumpkin is the worst name ever, honestly, pumpkin.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know, next week we're gonna do our top three worst words for the word poop and I think dump is for sure in there it's gotta be high man.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Nobody likes the word dump, honestly it's the worst, or anybody from Cleveland?
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: or anybody dropping something.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: But and spice never go together.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now I will say dumpkin spice sounds like an amazing.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I don't know whose donuts they sold.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It sounds like the best way to say I'm farting Like.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: I'm dumping spice.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, I was dumping spice.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Adam, was it me this time or was it pudding again?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I feel like it was me.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I don't want to talk about.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I have the guilty pleasures.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I was really gets me.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You, you say, you say I'm not.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: You've said all right here we go all of you.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Story three and thankfully for our listeners.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You, it was me.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, I'll drink it home.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I promise Story three in our final one so we can get out of here.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: This comes to us from Kentucky.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: An accident in Mercer County, kentucky, last Thursday caught my eye.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Okay, I.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Harold's Berg police.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: A car going southbound on a bypass tried to turn on Lexington Road and come collided with a semi.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Both drivers were taken to the hospital with non life-threatening injuries, thankfully, please say.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The semi was hauling liquid feces.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The crash cost to spill.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Liquid feces.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: Liquid feces warm brown is like.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Man, this is hot, warm just mud butt all over the road.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: The road was shut down for several hours while crews cleaned it up.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Now I was thinking about this, like you know, before they shut it down.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I use like salt dust, like in grade school, when you sand, it's just Kenny letter, kitty litter, it's just sand.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, so gross.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: So anyway, I was thinking about this, you know, as as this accident first happens, the spillage is leaking onto the road.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah right, they haven't shut the roads down yet we're talking about no.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, I'm talking.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I'm talking about the liquid feces.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I know it's terrible and so it's all over the road and so like you're like, oh, they haven't shut it down, I'll drive by it and you're just spraying feces all over your car, and then I got to thinking it's fucking summer.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Like no worse than a skunk.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There's people on motorcycles that could have been driving just spraying liquid feces.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: They shut the world down there.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: No, no, I'm just saying before they shut it down, like, let's say, there was a bike convention.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Animal City ironically, it's a good thing it happened Kentucky, because it's the only place where it improved the smell.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, there they go.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Good thing for us, we don't get a lot of Kentucky listeners.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, really he is shocker right.
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Michael "Puddin" Summers: Man, you know what?
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: this has been an absolutely amazing, phenomenal show.
1:02:04
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, I did that on purpose, because I think what we've proven, at least with you two, yeah is we can not control the 99 bananas game.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: No, my father needs to bring beds in here.
1:02:22
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Some cops.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh yeah, yeah, he's gonna need charcoal things he put down your mouth and pump.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: He's gonna end up with weird things in his butt.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, wow.
1:02:32
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: There we go.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: We went, we reversed.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Well start.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Weird things in your butt oh.
1:02:41
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Bring it full circle.
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Amanda "AJ" Wise: I know what to refrain from.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I never thought I'd be many bananas 99.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I think so right now I am okay.
1:02:53
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I feel like if the one of it who's the mature one exact you are putting negative.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, here's the thing, and I've learned that there's two things that human beings, as adults, will fight on who's the better parent, okay, and who drives better.
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Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh.
1:03:10
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Everybody thinks they're the better driver.
1:03:11
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I drive like shit on purpose.
1:03:15
Michael "Puddin" Summers: Just to piss everybody else off.
1:03:17
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, that's funny and I parent like shit.
1:03:19
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I should piss you off.
1:03:20
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, all right, you know what we're done with this one.
1:03:25
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We we appreciate the one listener that's still there.
1:03:29
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Apparently it's Adam Green.
1:03:30
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We appreciate you very much.
1:03:32
Michael "Puddin" Summers: And all honesty.
1:03:33
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We appreciate everybody.
1:03:34
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It's stuck around with us.
1:03:35
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We hope you enjoy the show.
1:03:36
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: It has been drastically different the last three weeks because Puddin has come in here and he he's a classic enabler.
1:03:47
Amanda "AJ" Wise: That's messed it all up tonight.
1:03:48
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, but I wasn't the one that was costing his brain cells.
1:03:53
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: But we're getting viewers.
1:03:54
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Yeah, that's right, it's all about.
1:03:56
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: It's all about the air.
1:03:57
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hey man, We'll sell our souls hit the tip jar.
1:04:01
Amanda "AJ" Wise: That's right, you know anyway.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thanks again to everybody's been watching the show.
1:04:06
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thanks again to anyone that's been listening to it live or, excuse me, the audio version.
1:04:11
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We greatly appreciate it.
1:04:12
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know we say it at the end of show and it's very, very important and we do this.
1:04:18
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Basically, you two, please, everybody's fucking laughing except me.
1:04:22
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm trying to go on.
1:04:23
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I'm trying to be good and a puddin over there, what did I do?
1:04:27
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: I didn't do anything for now.
1:04:29
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Little awesome, or?
1:04:38
Michael "Puddin" Summers: No, it's fine I got you guys, I Love you guys, I swear, I want you guys to host this show.
1:04:44
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I will, I will.
1:04:45
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I just want to see other people try to host this.
1:04:48
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Fuck.
1:04:48
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: You know like I love you guys.
1:04:51
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Look at this, it's a fucking Wednesday, you're drunk, alright, we say it at the end of every show when I'm not being distracted by my co-hosts that it is by far the most important thing we say at the end of every show and that is this.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We do this for fun and we just try to lighten moods and we're clearly not getting rich on this, but we're just trying to make the world a better place and we all struggle from time to time and I guarantee you, every single person that is on your screen right now has had their moments where you're at your wits it and Sometimes you just need someone to reach out to you and say hey, man, I've known you for a long time.
1:05:36
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: I love you.
1:05:36
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you're struggling, just let's go hang out, let's have a beer, let's have a sandwich hang out, let's do whatever and that's what it really comes down to is we just need all of you to.
1:05:50
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: If you see someone that you think is struggling, just reach out to him, tell me love him, tell me appreciate him, tell him you care about him, or invite him down here to Watch the after two beers podcast.
1:06:01
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, please, do we really want people to show up?
1:06:03
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yes, we mean that sincerely.
1:06:06
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: All right, gibbler, putting, I think, without further ado.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Thank you, thanks the Lord.
1:06:14
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: Oh, it's a great show.
1:06:15
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Oh, it's a great.
1:06:16
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Yeah, buddy, great one.
1:06:17
Chris "Dutch" Daulton: Hey man, it's all about you guys, everybody here, your point we're gonna get you some waters, and then we'll go home.
1:06:25
Michael "Puddin" Summers: All right.
1:06:27
Kim "Gibbler" Ross: And the water bottles After.
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Chris "Dutch" Daulton: We will talk to them all next time after two beers