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#348 We Don't SHRUNKEN HEAD the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What's up? What's up? We don't smoke the same family. It's your
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  boy x g marks the spot. Just letting y'all know. We'll be back
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  this Saturday. That's right, this Saturday, ten o'clock. We'll be back
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  live on twitch on Patreon you already know. But yeah, we took a
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  little week off. Easones out in Denver doing this thing. We do have
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  a live show today prerecorded Thursday cash out on the Patreon. Eason did a
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  one by himself, thanking everybody up for the pop up. Thanks again,
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  guys for the pop up. That ship was amazing. We had a great
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  time. I'm still high. Thanks for Earth smokes a lot, high school
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  high. That ship was dope. It's pretty much it. I just want
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  to thank everybody on the patren. Couldn't do it without you guys. Like
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  always, someone dropped out. There's one one mystery box left for one hundred
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  bucks. Go get that shit. Upgrade your tier. It'll be worthday.
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  It will be one of the highest august Is you've ever had. Go get
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  that shit. But yeah, thank you for everybody who participates in the patron
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  who's part of the community. We love you guys and enjoyed this episode.
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  What's Up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
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  Same podcast. Thank you so much everybody for joining us, everybody who enjoyed
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  us on the pre show. Appreciate you guys. See I told you guys,
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  it gets fucking cold here real quick. Man. You don't feel that
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  my heart though, Damn here we go, Doc not even he always on
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  some of that bro. By the way, my co hole is Welcome back,
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  what's up? What's up? What's going on? I'm excited about this
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  episode. There was so many roller coaster to day. You know, we
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  were supposed to have so and sould and so and sould and so and so.
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  Well, you know, how are you doing? I'm doing good?
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  Yeah, doing good. Yeah, I'm doing good. Great actually, but
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  is it? I got the dunk tank confirmed, I got the porter potty
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  confirmed. I'm going to mark everybody's booth tomorrow so everybody will know that the
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  wars are marked and what is it gonna throw? No, I'm to make
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  sure the floors are marks or everybody knows to have the space. The menu
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  is set. We have currently one hundred and thirty five people confirmed already.
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  Oh yeah, and I know that the fucking free registration tickets were sold out,
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  but I just added some more. So make sure you guys go register
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  on that. You don't need it. You're the security guard, dude,
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  Yeah, like why would you? Yeah yeah, yeah, I was there
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  it yeah, but uh yeah, So make sure you guys, uh what
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  is it, go register because it's gonna be a good time. It's gonna
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  be pretty busy. It's gonna be a good time. I heard my boy,
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  you know, or hermy or smokes a lot is pulling up. Yeah,
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  dunk tank and a smoke and what he's called he might he might be
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  able to put the the the bomb in the tank while you take it hit.
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  So if you here, he should be the experience you get to.
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  You get to put get the tank right, take a hit of that,
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  and then you can throw it. Oh that yeah, yeah out to him.
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  Yeah. Somebody said, xch finally got a new jersey. I have
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  this one home another day. Another Jersey's haven't been watching for long enough.
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  He's like you just He's like, you just got the five dollar subscripture finally.
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  Yeah. Yeah, cheap damn food. They're chill, bro, Like
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  he's calling me cheap. We lost seven subscribers this fucking bro. If you're
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  gonna dis mean, I gotta throw one back. First of all, I
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  don't know if you guys have an auto renew, but everybody on Patreon and
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  everybody on Twitch, make sure you guys resubscribe. I see some of you
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  guys. You guys are not subscribed. Resubscribe. I appreciate you guys.
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  You guys like keep you know, he keeps supporting the show. Um,
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  Also, what is it joining us? By the way, predict is not
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  here number one, and I don't think he will be making it here because
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  I don't know. I really don't know. No, we're not gonna no
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  stop stop stop stop. He does that. He does have a good show.
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  Does The last thing we need is this fool getting mad? Remember last
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  time it was mad? Yeah, I forgot and he's naus it too.
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  Yeah, like the halloo Exavier Xavier loves problem. This is that is why,
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  this is why another man bit your neck talking about the fool that was
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  living for no Jumper moment. Yeah, bro, but like nobody got hurt.
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  You know, you have to know who to have those moments with one
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  of them. It's called Yeah that guy's not one of them, but coming
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  back joining on the podcast, the One and Only Ralph Romos is your birthday
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  too, right next? Oh? Next? Yeah? All right, well
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  you know same day as a fun freak show after nine bottles. Oh yeah,
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  that's right after the party. Well yeah, welcome back, Ralph Romos.
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  It's going on. Joining that just came to chill jump on him,
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  like, let's do it. I mean, you know, you were right
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  here at the right time. That's kind of like how it happens. He
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  the reptiles are pulling up on Saturday too. Yeah, imagine the food tries
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  to make them into tacos. I've never heard that, but I have some
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  feelings someone would try that ship. So each have to be a sea animal,
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  I think, so does it yeah, because I don't well, I
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  think it's about anything anything that can cook with lemons. That's what I would
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  consider, like, so anything they can cook with the fermentation of the lemons
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  and stuff like that, So that would kind of be a definition. Also
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  running the boards is the one and Only ray Ak Morning Shot Pod Morning Shot
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  Films aka Morning Real Podcast. Sorry I get confused. We've been eating those
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  hundred mintigram cookies. I know those cookies A fucking Colton has some racist as
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  cookies. Bro, for real. Bro, I was like, I call,
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  He's like, hey, man, I brought these medicated cookies made with
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  doctor green thumbs. Uh cann of butter that's available now, right, he
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  has his own canna butter and uh he's like yeah. We're like, oh
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  you made him Colton? Hell yeah? And I was like, well,
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  flavor, is this oatmeal racist? Yeah? Yeah, it wouldn't be the
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  racist yeah. And then he was like he's like like he laughed, but
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  he's like that's actually really good and uh yeah. Bro. It was like
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  those things really had me on a sick one. Bro, I got real
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  one hundred yeah, Like because he did he dost him himself, so like
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  he has the actual butter. It's different, but they're different when he dost
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  in himself. Also joining me is uh c minus his son, the one
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  and only a little bit, the only only Sammy, what's up, Sammy?
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  What's going on? Dog? Yeah? But it's getting off word,
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  it's getting awkward. No, just getting off for it. I was like,
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  why did you get Yeah, it's getting off. Oh yeah that's right,
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  Sammy. Yeah, Xavia, what were you doing one chilling, nothing
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  much. Why does it predict the why? It's predicting that here We're not
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  gonna say why, but let's take it. Let's take a guess. Is
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  he in the hospital? Gain he wheelchair? That's a good one. That's
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  a good one. That By the way, Chili, I have never laughed
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  so hard at a design that you have ever made, Like I mean,
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  I kept staring at it, like over and over again, like it was
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  just so funny to me. And it still is. Saturday, Yeah,
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  like it is. It is one of those dope as ones. But yeah,
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  I'm off for some heavy edibles right now. Do you think about that
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  character Joe? Yeah, the want to be buzz Lighter failor oh they got
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  in the wheelchair? Yeah, Joe just say he's well, he's the same
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  the same voice. Oh really really yeah, Buzzler Yeah no, No,
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  Tim Allen is wooty. I'm sorry that Tom Hanks, Yeah, that's Tom
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  Hanks. I'm sorry, right jump in. I know Ray knows all these,
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  but I think it's it's the buzz He's the buzz Lightyear from the cartoon
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  series. Yeah, but I watched that series. I remember that series was
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  Type Bro. That cartoon series for buzz. Yeah, Starkerman. I used
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  to watch that while I was eating cereal before I went to school. And
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  then it's like, would you watch all watching them TV? Yeah? But
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  I went here watching like Starkerman. What do you feel about like watching Kyu?
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  Huhn, dude, ky you had cancer. He died. That doesn't
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  mean you can't watch him on the season finale. He's in the death Man
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  that was on. He's not he is? Why do you think he was
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  bald? Yeah? O Kaid wants to be balked by for the whole season.
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  Well, he's a cholo, that's why. Remember that little Einstein song
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  running through the sky Little Einsteins? Oh do you remember this? You know
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  what? Trying to just remember? I hate I'll catch you some of those
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  some of those songs are bro. Remember the show going on that ship.
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  We're not even my favorite rocket ship. We're not even supposed to like this
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  one because of Who's yeah what song? Little Bill? Remember a little dog?
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  You remember a little hey, little big little let me tell you dog.
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  Little Bill was a little bitch dog. Bro always cry about something in
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  that fucking show. Bro. I used to watch that ship too, little
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  section so to call you call your credit. Like throughout the whole fucking little
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  Bill a black food. Now a little little Bill was a little Bill was
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  going through hood problems. But that's why he was crying. Nah, he
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  had good parents, bro, little Bill, he had like an Asian friend
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  and he'll come over and then one day, Yeah, and I remember one
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  episode a lot of TV look at his best friend. His best friend was
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  was a little white kid throwback around the neighborhood. Remember there was one episode
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  where that Foo that food has to learn that like his words are too mean,
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  right, like like he makes he makes his little bitch cry and he
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  doesn't he does, he does. He doesn't know why dog like this?
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  Why the And then like then he has to go around and did he need?
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  He lies to everybody. He's like, well what happened? And he
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  gives everybody a different version of the story, like you he gives her.
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  Yeah, he gives everybody different version of the story. And then his mom
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  makes a story come out. He was like, well why would she cry,
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  like if if this is what you said? And he was like,
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  well, this is exactly what happened. And then he fessed up and then
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  he had yeah, that's up I remember that one. You remember, Hey
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  It's Franklin. Yeah, yeah, that show was kind of tight. Franklin
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  was dope. He was best friends with the bear Turtle. Yeah yeah,
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  Bro, the squad, Yeah brother, those fucking shows are all they were
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  all had addicting a Little Bear, that's what we were talking about. No,
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  no, no, no, wait, what the hell? Yeah Franklin
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  Franklin. Is that a spinoff? Did he get his own show? That's
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  a little Bear Little though? It was just Franklin the Franklin. Remember the
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  Autist too? I remember, Hey it's Franklin. Remember the Auto Show on
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  Disney. Franklin was a little bitch too. Yeah, he'll start crying for
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  everything. I was like, man, bitch Hace turtle back. Yeah.
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  Regrats was iconic, Bro Regrats. Brograts changed pop culture for a lot for
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  like a while, Bro, because they became one of the biggest successful franchises.
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  Like the late ninetiess had a movie in the theaters. Yeah, like
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  they fucked it up. I remember they pushed it too far. The thing
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  they ruined Rugrats for me dogs. The thing they ruined Rugrats for me dog
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  was when they had bitch Ats deal Bro. Yeah, well, they brought
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  bitch ass deal and then Tommy had to share the spotlight with his fucking atensive
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  brother. Fuck him, dude, like like this like, man, fuck
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  him, dude, straight up fucking bitch ass deal pickles, Bro, he
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  had to come steal the spotlight and then they had to give Chucky some of
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  that light too with the fucking adopted bitch sister. Bro Kimmy, fuck her
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  too, Bro. That was to fucking have these characters in there. There
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  was enough adventures they could have gone up, but itself, they should have.
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  Yeah, they should have fucking included the fucking black girl more what's your
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  name? She was cool, she was still always yeah, so she was
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  always sticking up for the babies, dog Like yeah, she was like stopped
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  fucking with him, bro, Like yeah, that was just because they were
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  dirty. They were always have some sick ass fucking adventures dog dog. No,
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  No, they weren't sick adventures. They were cartoons, don't Yeah,
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  don't you remember the time that those two lesbian twins they were those are No
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  their mom was when she was a butcher. No, no, we don't
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  remember the episode where this full literally just had across the playground. He thought
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  he was in the desert that it was time, that's time, and he
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  runs, he runs it, he runs into a little caro baby. It
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  was not an adventure like fucking cartoon. It was hot bitch, that's gonna
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  be on Saturday. Why, Yeah, it was fucking hot bab was the
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  thing? Remember that was there was Rodgers? Yea, he told him,
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  he was like, you gotta go in before sundown land. Yeah. When
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  they get that babysitter and do you remember this's had a fucking a bully episode
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  where it like, yeah, yeah, like Tommy, Tommy has to stand
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  up to this food. He has to stand up to this one because all
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  the kids go running into little the little fake Winstern Town and then that food
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  sucking takes something of his diaper flat gang shit and his diaper dogs. Yeah,
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  broverybody always had a screw driver though. That fool was ready to stab
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  another baby dog. Yeah. Remember when the fucking Angelica bitch took him to
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  a party. I wasn't all grown up. Yeah, when they're all grown
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  up there and they're fucking like going like like forced him to go to a
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  party because she was the babysitter. I mean I didn't I didn't. I
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  didn't. I didn't watch the All grown Ups because I felt like the All
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  Growing All Growing Up is ruined it episode before they actually did that spin off.
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  Oh really yeah, fucking Chucky wanted Anela go Home growing shit. Damn
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  I did not see that far. I was like, damn roads All grown
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  Up episode? Yeah off. Oh so it was like one of the I
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  guess, like a test one or one of the early ones that I mean,
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  I stopped watching like that, but I remember the road Grass movie.
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  That's what's cool. When they did the Lost in Paris, I was like,
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  all right, I was like, yeah, the first one was iconic
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  though, Like, honestly though, like that fucking culture they had that.
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  I would I wish they had they sold that. Bro, Yeah that it
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  would be sick. Bro if I had a kid, Bro, would I
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  would get that from my kid. I don't care how expensive that it would
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  be. Yeah, Like I'll be like, you know, he's gonna get
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  so many things, so many things. Oh dude, he needs him,
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  but it's gonna be in his room. He needs He's gonna hate us if
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  we don't get him this, and then his wife's gonna be like all right,
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  I guess we'll get it from and he's just I'm gonna ride this ship.
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  Yeah. It was like, yes, I'm like, we'll see how
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  safe this can coch Yo shakes his kids hand. Yeah, broth fucking that's
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  that's expensive. Bush push me. Yeah, I mean have kids are expensive
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  hunf Yeah, but if you have a girl even more expensive? What do
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  you mean that a girl's kid? Right, you're right if the food don't
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  need to go to Katana, just need to go to chicken cheese. Now
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  you just kind of scarber hustles, gerber fucking gerbers sucking like what else?
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  That's that's the only thing you could give a baby, hind But what are
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  those little motherfuckers eat? Putt putt pr hand by right? It starts,
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  it starts. It starts with formulae breast milk for bresh milk. The other
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  man in the hood, y'all definitely grew up. Okay, there's your fucking
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  lake. Also with the lake a little mintop milk. No, I just
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  my kid had a date. Take formula If my girl said I can't breastfe
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  I'm like, then we gonna find another female. They can. You can't.
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  You can't give it another I don't think this works out. Bisons do
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  that shit all the time. Yeah, if you can't breastfeed, you're gonna
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  get it from somebody else, because it's what if they that won't what if
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  it's contaminating, what if they have like t herbiece. You obviously don't get
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  a whore. You don't go out, you don't go to strip club here.
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  Yeah yeah your yeah, you as you don't have fucking actually got the
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  strip club. If she got extra milk you real quick. But like they
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  have to be like they have to be pregnant to to like take drunk sucking.
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  Yeah, that ship was nasty, was funny. Patrol drink breast milk
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  one time from a stripper, but not for a stripper. Yeah, what
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  it tastes like took it away from your kid, took it away from your
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  kid, that was your kids. The thought of it just makes me like,
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  yeah, the picture very like like like a cottage cheesy. This is
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  probably they'd be like warm, it won't be warm warm you more, but
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  you can't, right, no relationship. That's good, but you know when
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  that time comes, even like you know what, I gotta try it just
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  just because just because Rob Ramo said, fuck it, no, I'm not
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  gonna be a man. If you can eat her out, you'll be fine
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  tasted. If you're warning to get her out, you can taste, because
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  then they get offended. Bro, Like what if you tasted and they get
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  like like and then it's like, oh, you just like like a shot.
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  Sometimes shot is pleasant sometimes like but then the girl's gonna be like you
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  think drinking your cumb is easy too, Like like, bro, that's they're
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  the real MVPs. All those girls that drink come that that ship cannot be
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  good, like proven it's good. You know, I'm saying, like it
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  can't be tasty. Yeah, like it can't be. It doesn't taste like
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  ram and broth. It's depending on what you eat. I don't know.
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  I think puss. I think either way, even if you were the healthiest
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  motherfucker, like, you're not gonna fucking produce like some award winning tasting jizz
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  bro likes. I think pussy tastes good because you think, and I think
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  if these pitches fucking kind of feel the same way, I think they would
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  be like, yeah, I mean something, they might be like, yeah,
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  some guys stays worse than others. That's before I know you don't everyone
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  just dis his dig in the pineapple can after a bender. I've I've I've
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  been told that it tastes chemically. Yeah, yeah, you are like a
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  bender Like yeah, now Xavier was like missus Xavier was like missus dow Fire
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  with the girl with the cake. I feel them on that. Yeah.
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  When twice she she's like, what kind of masks? When he was talking
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  about like after a bender, she said like, my shit tasted like coke.
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  Yeah, that's appreciate. What the fuck you up for another food?
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  Yeah? Sure? Like a prostitute or like major horr you why are you
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  gonna and you suck off? I'm just saying, and you suck off.
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  I don't hold if you suck off a fucking Heroin addict, it's gonna say
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  it's like Heroin, I suck them. I said, if you're a prostitute,
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  I literally said if you're a prostitute. Here, I said, if
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  you're a prostitute and you suck off a foot Like wait what nah? If
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  you guys didn't mean exactly what I just said. I was like, if
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  you're if you're a prostitute and you end up sucking off the food that's adictive.
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  Heron has to taste a little bit like heroin. I probably Harold add
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  too. Why, I mean, you want to get your fix this shit.
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  Chim m dude. A lot of the girls in the Trip club just
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  he's you rolling, remember that song. But man child might be your man
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  was typed before he got cloned. Dude, he has aro. He has
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  a not right now, right now, but what happened over there? And
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  then he went and he and he wrapped in front of young Jeez. He
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  wrapped in front of young Jez in the verses, Yeah that was that was
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  you gotta chemming me on the next home. But I got property? What's
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  up? Real estate? Like he's still I mean, Jez's typed, but
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  like he's like what for him to do that? Where he where? He's
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  like what does the verse say? He's like, go dig up. He
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  didn't holdie or something like that. He's like, you miss your homie,
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  go dig him up or something. I'm like, damn blood yeah, like
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  the Bone Dogs one and fucking yeah yeah. Three. Ugly Ugly has in
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  words like what is it? What is it? This is like that and
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  then then he's like hold on what and then the one food from three six.
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  My field is a little messed up bar. He's like he's got the
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  Terrell arm. Yeah, telling you, dog, So what's been going on?
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  Xavior? Tell us what happened to you over the weekend? Nothing happened?
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  Nah? Nah, you said you were gonna talk about it. Don't
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  fucking lie on Wednesday. It's kind of all. I'm kind of over now
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  on Wednesday, Wednesday, it happened. What happened about? Okay, but
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  we were not here on Wednesday because you couldn't run the show. So tell
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  us, man, I was I was a man actually for one challenge to
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  tell them why you're a man? Yeah, bro, come on, unless
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  you have ten topics, you're gonna bust out of your ass. Bro.
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  I can tell the fucking story. Story, story, story, story,
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  story, story story. How you gotta tell her what? Go to the
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  padron? Nothing, that's another Patron exclusive dog, are you? Yeah?
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  Yeah? All right? All right? How long have you been live on
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  on Twitch? Right? It's not even that crazy? Okay, cool,
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  but in thirty minutes you let me know and then we'll go to vent.
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  We're gonna bring this back. When you have been that funny when you did
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  it for like fifteen minutes. We started that seven yeah minutes, all right,
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  so like, yeah, give it me, yeah yeah, eight o'clock
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  now, but not too long. In forty minutes in ray yeah, and
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  then if you and then that's when your Mothercker's gonna find out whether you pay
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  your Patriot bill or not every fifteenth of the month. So I'm good.
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  Hey, but Exaby's gonna talk about a fight. He got it to so
• 23:41
  he's gonna hear that fight story. I want to hear it too. Am
• 23:42
  I always into some shit? Dog? You got a good life. The
• 23:48
  people you hang them around with. Bro, you hang out with some talks
• 23:49
  against stupid people, bro, Like what the fun will nobody? Nobody else?
• 23:55
  Just happened stupid as adventures like this, bro, Broat, I go
• 23:57
  alone, fucking and downtown out note happens to me? Yeah right now,
• 24:03
  baby, want to hear the story. I guess I'm you gotta go to
• 24:06
  Patreon five bucks pull up. I know that I know the homie might be
• 24:08
  watching too, the five he's not your homie. If you find him,
• 24:12
  you guys, after, you'll know why. I don't give a fucking damn
• 24:15
  day. Oh yeah, what if? What if he wait what if he?
• 24:22
  What? What if this person hit me up? You always one.
• 24:26
  I want to be on the podcast. I want to tell my side of
• 24:27
  the story. What you accept the interview? Though? He full break security.
• 24:38
  How I got you, guys, I'll be here holding it down,
• 24:41
  just for the just for the patriots, scriber. Ys'll take that interview.
• 24:47
  We would take that interview. That hope he pulls up on Saturday. If
• 24:49
  I'll bring the boxing gloves, I'm gonna have to fight this fall with.
• 24:56
  Yeah, your weight on a full tiremount. You have what clothes on?
• 25:06
  Yeah? You all of a sudden, um got some pounds on it.
• 25:10
  Eggs every have you ever heard of red Mercury? You never heard of that
• 25:15
  ship Mercury. I know it's chemical, okay food, But I was so
• 25:18
  I got one of these conspiracy videos on my on my algorithm, and it
• 25:23
  was some shit that like it's like called vampires blood or something like that,
• 25:26
  and they and it's like some elite kind of shit. It's a whole thing,
• 25:30
  bro, but it's it's it's called red Mercury. I thought you would
• 25:33
  know something about it, bro. I'm looking it up. It says it's
• 25:37
  a substance yeah, bro, but it is some crazy fucking whole. I
• 25:41
  can't believe Sam's never brought that up to you. Bro, what is it?
• 25:47
  I know? I mean, I'm gonna go down the rabbit at nuclear
• 25:51
  weapons. No, it's supposed to be like yeah, like your power shit.
• 25:53
  It's supposed to be, uh, the shit that like quote unquote like
• 25:56
  these you know the cryptonite Like no, like not like it sounds like a
• 26:00
  crazy it's it's like it's I suppose it's like supposed to the shit that like
• 26:03
  reptilian's bleeding shit, you know what I mean. It's like, yeah,
• 26:07
  Okay, I'm surprised. I don't know that. Yeah, like it's like
• 26:10
  what do they bleed? Like it's red? But it's just it's crazy,
• 26:15
  Bro, I don't know. I go down this rabbit hole, you know,
• 26:17
  anybody any swarm. Somebody said it's a it's a it's an anti chemical
• 26:21
  thing. It's used for proposion. Somebody said, sham should fire him.
• 26:30
  And then and he said some species use it as adrenochrome. It's a whole
• 26:33
  thing. And then they have they have videos of like how like it's containing
• 26:38
  like a container and like food if you put it in front of a mirror,
• 26:41
  like we see it red. If you put it in the mirror,
• 26:44
  it's clear, like the reflection so clear. You know, you know about
• 26:47
  the time, I know about a lot of celebrities drink. So you're saying,
• 26:51
  like, let's hypothetical, hypothetical an elite get shot or stabbed. It's
• 26:57
  like some shit that will help you regenerate type shit. It's supposed to be
• 27:00
  like the Fountain of Youth type of ship that they use Benjamin Button. Yeah.
• 27:07
  Yeah, movie, like when you drink that shit, like you would
• 27:10
  know not to go to that scenario that day. I mean, did you
• 27:14
  see the lady in the Did you see the lady in their plane that seas
• 27:18
  like she's fine too though, but she's like fuck, huh, well she's
• 27:22
  fine. The one in the car, she's a white she's in the plane.
• 27:25
  She the white lady, and she started making these Batman or what is
• 27:27
  it? Yeah, that's how you say Batman's little signs or whatever, like
• 27:30
  the devil signs. I don't know. They can't find it. Okay,
• 27:33
  hold on, hold on, say this again. I did not see the
• 27:36
  video. Is that the one of the girls, like that person is not
• 27:37
  real? Yeah, yeah, that's middle the person supposed the person should she
• 27:41
  like, I was talking or interacting with him on the plane. She was
• 27:44
  like, that person's not real and they can't how did what do you mean
• 27:47
  that she's not real? Though? Like he like did she did? She
• 27:52
  like? Because she did? She go to her and then she's like,
• 27:53
  Noah, she noticed something off. You know, like you're gonna notice something
• 27:56
  off about something, you know, like when you stare you know something and
• 28:00
  you know it's not a fucking human, bro, you're gonna know it's not
• 28:03
  a fucking hum he's on. Let's say you're on the puff, you're on
• 28:07
  the way to Japan. On the way to Japan, you're about to pull
• 28:10
  up your fucking your Nintendo Way to players or your switch whatever you guys are
• 28:12
  into now, and you look over and this person's eyes instead of going blinking
• 28:17
  like that, they blinked sid sideways. You're just gonna like be like and
• 28:22
  down. You're just gonna fly on the way to Japan and play the whole
• 28:25
  way, or you're gonna be like yo yo, yo yo. This person's
• 28:26
  gotta get off the and you look imagine like imagine their eyes like sideways and
• 28:33
  stead of upwards. Imagine that again. Are you a Pokemon? Can I
• 28:37
  capture that one shot to Vegas? Fucking how that fucking person's like, hey,
• 28:42
  bro, like remember how fucking we see that one is? Oh that
• 28:47
  weird ass head? Yeah, that shit freaked me out, as I still
• 28:49
  have scarred memories about that fucking weird person. Like he was like, yeah,
• 28:53
  I had it. Whird shit happens around here. So, bro,
• 28:56
  we saw somebody. They had that shrunken head, a big ass body food
• 29:00
  and the head was little dog, little fool like like like if they hit
• 29:06
  you up for a hit for the hat, like like the head food like
• 29:11
  the head one like the body you have now and this is the head.
• 29:15
  Yeah it's food like that yeah dog like you does. Yeah, I fucking
• 29:22
  hit their neck one the little ass heads. But he was on a huge
• 29:29
  bender and that's no bro. We asked the we we asked the security.
• 29:36
  We asked the security guard, were like, go like like what's up with
• 29:40
  that person? Like you know, like because food. We didn't think that
• 29:42
  somebody could have a shrunken head like that. I don't even know that's a
• 29:45
  condition. I don't know if that's scientifically possible. And then he and then
• 29:48
  he was, yeah, like some beetle that's exactly like that, like you
• 29:52
  know, Super Mario movie and and and now, and then he was just
• 29:55
  he was just like he's like like he said something like, bro, you
• 29:57
  didn't even know half of the ship that I see. Its weird. And
• 30:00
  it was like they were going to a private, private lounge. Bro.
• 30:03
  And that same fucking time, some shit happened to her homie Anthony's sucking room.
• 30:08
  Was that when you were banging on this fool's door and they're being loud.
• 30:11
  Nah, that was a different time, but like I remember, fucking
• 30:17
  I don't know, like it was me Anthony and fucking Um, I'm just
• 30:21
  smoking in the room, right, And then fucking Anthony calls me and she's
• 30:25
  like, what the fuck, bro, why were you in my room?
• 30:26
  I was like, what the fuck? I was like he was showering,
• 30:30
  showering, and that food thought that he like, everyone's about to fight the
• 30:34
  food because he told to me, I was like, why did you open
• 30:36
  the door? Always showering? Everybody was over there downstairs. He's like,
• 30:38
  the fuck Food. I would never do some shit like that. Yeah.
• 30:41
  Yeah, And all of a sudden, right fucking you know, he was
• 30:45
  like, you're under my sheets, bro, I see. I was like,
• 30:48
  now, what the fuck? Bros like you sound weird. It's like
• 30:51
  basically takes the right and it looked like there's someone under there. He said,
• 30:55
  he's seeing the fucking like the blankets go up and down. Yo,
• 31:00
  Like if someone went on the fucking blankets, you just like that right and
• 31:03
  fucking he complains of the fucking front. That's like, Yo, someone went
• 31:07
  in my room. Ball is Papa that? And the fucking ladies like oh,
• 31:10
  She's like, don't worry about that. A lot of stuff happens on
• 31:11
  that floor. She's like the flamingo. The flamingo, what floor is it?
• 31:18
  I have no idea. I forgot you remember it was a flamingo.
• 31:23
  It was like, oh I don't, I don't know. Yeah, it
• 31:26
  was some crazy. It was like one of the I know it was high
• 31:30
  because all right, So in the morning, luk food, I'm looking at
• 31:34
  certain things for like of what this thing is. This thing is called smallhead
• 31:38
  big body syndrome and it's called no and it's like you kind of see it
• 31:45
  with certain people, bro, like certain kids have it or something like that.
• 31:49
  But the level that we saw that ship, bro, Like, I'm
• 31:52
  just like that head was tiny, bro, and it was just yeah,
• 31:57
  it was walking like it was a mannequin. Sh I'm just you didn't see
• 32:01
  this ship little? No, No, I wasn't that wasn't that that's like
• 32:08
  a cancer. Yeah, I was say kids, that's fucked up, bro.
• 32:15
  Fire Yeah, those are the kids fighting for their lives. The same
• 32:21
  ship here I taped in same shit. Okay, it was something like that.
• 32:27
  It was something like that food with the fucking with a little with the
• 32:29
  with the with the little ponytail on top of the third food. Yes,
• 32:34
  you didn't see that. Baller broaller, the smaller bro, smaller, he
• 32:37
  like that, what does he have? What does he have? No,
• 32:42
  what does he have? Exaber the disease? Yes, well I can't.
• 32:45
  I can barely read it right here. What does that say? Your finger?
• 32:51
  Your that's what it's called, Michael Michael Michael Michael C. Falley.
• 32:55
  Yeah that is first even know what a medical term? Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 33:06
  food, but that shut up? Look at the medical medical Yeah see
• 33:10
  where you pointed your finger that you moved it up. If you were smart,
• 33:14
  you would know that's a medical term. I just didn't want to sound
• 33:16
  like an idiot food. That ship was fucking scary, bro, Like we
• 33:20
  wanted to like honestly, bro, like I really thought about running away,
• 33:22
  like scared food. Like yeah, like I wanted to run away because you
• 33:27
  imagine it because I was on a sick one too, So can you imagine
• 33:30
  if I wanted to just freaked out as a dude. So no, yeah,
• 33:35
  it's just right away you say no, yeah, bro, because I
• 33:39
  don't know. I mean, I guess it's a real condition, bro.
• 33:43
  But it's called Michael C. Falley. Damn. That's it's crazy, bro.
• 33:49
  Like the school doesn't even fully developed and have like a really small head,
• 33:53
  a super a super small head. Damn, this is crazy, bro.
• 34:02
  But yeah, apparently, I don't know, we saw a very bad
• 34:05
  case of that ship and we were scared it off. It wasn't in the
• 34:10
  same month of Flamingo. I don't look real, But is that like what
• 34:14
  you think you saw? Yeah, food like on that like something like that
• 34:19
  like that, but like but with the with the other food like kind of
• 34:22
  like shop that Kanye song with it was like that guy from Beetle Juice,
• 34:25
  Remember that Kanye song. Who's that druggie dude? Yeah? It was like
• 34:30
  something like that. He says poop scoop. Yeah, that full saysoop scoop.
• 34:36
  That's on. That's fucking Kanye West lyric. He says some pooping to
• 34:38
  scoop or something like that, and he's like, I like a quick fuck,
• 34:43
  I'm a sick fuck or something like that. Yeah, that's a song.
• 34:45
  Yeah, it's like sucking with a little pump. Yeah, yeah that
• 34:46
  one. And it's like they're all they got a little small head. It's
• 34:49
  just a fucking your head. What happened? We're just head? Yeah,
• 35:00
  but that shit, that shit scary dog. Have you ever seen like do
• 35:04
  you remember the first time you saw somebody that was like I've seen a Harry
• 35:07
  like what Armenian? Like you do live in Glendale, all right, there's
• 35:16
  like a lot of heads. So we're turning to the a c on it
• 35:19
  like the piston whirlwolds that are like in the circuses. I remember I saw
• 35:22
  the first time I saw that, I told my mom a little kid,
• 35:28
  No he was, he was. He was in my school, but not
• 35:30
  in my class. So I was like I was a brand new pison.
• 35:34
  I just crossed the border. And we're going on, We're going we were
• 35:37
  going to what's that first thing when you go to the first day of school
• 35:42
  when your parents gotta go with you pre school something like that, Yeah,
• 35:46
  inauguration some shit like that. And my parents went with me, and that
• 35:50
  kid was in the in the mix, and I told my mom. He's
• 35:53
  like, my mom, just you're talking about one of those were oh alas
• 36:00
  say media owned, but the b And I told my mom. I was
• 36:07
  like, get the ending. And my mom was just like see that.
• 36:13
  He was like, you know the kid like that, But this foe was
• 36:22
  like bo he had hair like all over his face, shout out jass like
• 36:30
  in the way he was a part of school. Yeah, you gotta go
• 36:31
  to school. I mean, education is important. And there their parents for
• 36:37
  fie. I was like, like, I think his dad was a hard
• 36:39
  gardener because everybody didn't go. He didn't want to tell. You didn't want
• 36:42
  to tell. His birds be like you're looking for Rancho'd be like order.
• 36:51
  All I know is if he's an't had that kid, he exploited the funk
• 36:52
  out of him. There to be YouTube channels. Scrappy dude, they'd be
• 36:59
  merged. Made all of a sudden, step right up, step right up,
• 37:04
  right up, step right up, you can dunk me and shake my
• 37:07
  fucking Harry hurts. Oh you know it's crazy, bro. The one time
• 37:13
  I seen something that was like a deformity or something, I fucking I embarrassed
• 37:16
  my parents because I ran away food Like I was scared that I didn't know
• 37:21
  what I didn't know't mean by that. So, like, oh, I
• 37:24
  think we were downtown. You ever you ever see those foods that have the
• 37:29
  really biggest feet, Yeah, the enormous like did the journal looking feet like,
• 37:35
  and I was, I was walking and I just remember like seeing that
• 37:37
  food and like, I fucking like I was shocked because I never see something
• 37:42
  like this, So I don't really thought it was like a monster type of
• 37:45
  ship. Book So I fucking booked it food like yeah, food, Like
• 37:52
  I fucking booked it. Like I was. My parents, Like my dad
• 37:55
  chased after me dog and I was just like, oh I was scared.
• 38:00
  I was like, no, it's like it moves through. Yeah, yeah,
• 38:06
  bro, get you, But I remember that ship. That shit scared
• 38:09
  me like I was. That was genuinely scared. Were you ever scared of
• 38:14
  like anybody that like it's a handicap or anything, not toime the first time.
• 38:19
  I'll talk about it as a kid, where you're like, what the
• 38:21
  fuck, like you remember what you see one of those with you? They're
• 38:22
  like, there's what I want to know. What was the first time you
• 38:28
  saw your first nage? Don't lie dog, think about it? Go down
• 38:34
  deeply. Circildhood memory like Ringling Brothers the time. But I can remember the
• 38:38
  Ringling Brothers circus when it was in the forum. I remember they had Ringing
• 38:43
  Brothers and Ringing Brothers. Bro. I remember they took me dog and I
• 38:46
  went to the circus dog and then I remember and I remember asking like my
• 38:50
  mom. I was like like, you know, like yeah, like did
• 38:58
  she say she told me? She was like, oh this And then then
• 39:02
  I was like OK. I was like ok, yeah, like like I
• 39:07
  was like decided, yeah, I remember this conversation bro. And then I
• 39:13
  was like and I remember, you know what my next question was. I
• 39:15
  was like, oh, this one as like they're from yeah, like from
• 39:19
  diff from his face or some shing bro or like they're from a different lad
• 39:22
  bro. But I was like, so was the stupid though, Like you
• 39:25
  know what I mean, Like she told me something along that lines, like
• 39:28
  she's like they're fucking human thumb ass like the funck bro like that. She
• 39:31
  and she was like she's like it's one that the photo media or something like
• 39:37
  that. Yeah, yeah yeah, and then uh she was like I hain't
• 39:43
  thinking and she was like it's it's no master. And then I was just
• 39:46
  like and then my stupid ass like food like this dumb ass shit like that
• 39:52
  kid, that's what you. Yeah, I remember. I remember my mom
• 39:57
  got kind of my parents got annoyed food because I would just like it didn't
• 40:00
  become about the circus to me. I was just so intrigued at the fact
• 40:02
  that I'm like, oh, you've been like you know, you never stopped
• 40:06
  that at that intrusion. Yeah, Like I was like, Yo, what's
• 40:07
  up where these little fools come from? Like like like ever since I've seen
• 40:12
  those fools? Dog, I was just like I knew. I knew the
• 40:16
  small because it shocked me. Dog. I was just like, why the
• 40:20
  fuck are they small? And they were walking around the elephant bro like like
• 40:23
  like yeah, Like I remember this ship very clearly. Bow. It was
• 40:25
  when Ringling Brothers and Bailey's Ringing Brothers and shit had elephants and animals and it
• 40:30
  was at the forum. Bro it used to be at the at the Inglewood
• 40:34
  and um, I remember they had elephants in that in that ship and it
• 40:37
  was fucking crazy. Dog, did I remember the little the little Monitos were
• 40:39
  a little fucking Anitos were fucking walking around the elephant and just walking back to
• 40:44
  the FaceTime and these fools were doing some acrobat shit. They were like you
• 40:46
  know where they stack each other up like their little cups. Yeah, hey,
• 40:52
  okay, we're talking about the Rugrats earlier. Remember the fucking circus episode.
• 40:55
  Yeah, didn't have the old rug Rats fucking car episode where they did
• 41:00
  a circus in the backyard. Yeah they did. They didn't have a midget,
• 41:05
  No they do not. Yeah, they didn't have They just did the
• 41:06
  whole make believe circus. I don't think they ever added anything that like made
• 41:09
  anybody feel a certain kind of way. I don't think all those all those
• 41:15
  cartoons had like underlying toning underline tones. But who was handicapping the Rugrats that
• 41:20
  were retarding handicapped watching there's some nobody's ship. No, No, I'm not
• 41:23
  saying racist, yeah, of course, but I'm saying like like like like
• 41:27
  there was no retarded kid or no like major kid or no deformity kids.
• 41:30
  Yeah, Dale was deformed. He had that vagina hall when the girl squeezes
• 41:34
  the vaginae fu of Well you ever seen those babies that have that food?
• 41:38
  My dumbass always see those babies with the helmet, and I was like like
• 41:42
  the first time, I was like, baby, you see, like you
• 41:46
  know what I'm talking about, Like you've seen the little fucking helmets. So
• 41:57
  you know expensive those helmets are. Damn nurse. Yeah they are for I
• 42:00
  heard because I went down to deep. I want a deep dive. So
• 42:04
  so look food, that's shit. That's that ship is. So those fools
• 42:07
  don't have like a lava lap shit bad like you know how like like they
• 42:10
  have to make like it's kind of like a mold. Oh, so those
• 42:14
  fools don't have like those fools end up with like they don't end up with
• 42:16
  that that rocky typeface rocky type of all right, but you know what,
• 42:22
  before I get I continue about this baby with the helmet UFC shit, make
• 42:27
  sure you got subscribe to Patreon, uh logging right now and find out if
• 42:30
  you did not. But is it pay your bill to subscribe? And uh
• 42:35
  see what's good with the rest of the rest of the fucking stuff that we're
• 42:37
  gonna have on there. Make sure you guys hit to the Patreon right now.
• 42:40
  It's just five bucks. It's it's doing great. We've been growing because,
• 42:44
  uh, what are you talking about? Story? Exc story? We
• 42:47
  have not forgotten about the fucking fight that he had after his double day.
• 42:51
  We're gonna get into that. We're also going to talk about the baby UFC
• 42:54
  helmet and what it really serves for. Go get your tickets at high and
• 42:58
  Hungry dot event bright dot com. Excuse me, High and Hungry dot eventpright
• 43:05
  dot com. Make sure you guys go get that. I just put them
• 43:07
  up. Register the funk out of you, out of it. Invite whoever
• 43:10
  you want come through. Uh, the Homie roup is gonna be working security.
• 43:15
  Uh, make sure you guys register if you're gonna show up. It's
• 43:17
  free. Get some food. It starts at twelve. Come by some merch.
• 43:22
  Merch is limited. Come buy some candles. Ray has some merge.
• 43:24
  Come buy some pins. I have a little bit of everything. Come by
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  some of these hats right here that are very limited as well. Do not
• 43:30
  fucking sleep. I'm gonna have specials on everything so it's it's gonna be a
• 43:36
  very fucking good time, y'all. Like, for real, it's gonna be
• 43:37
  a very good time. Stuff is. I have a few propen shirts,
• 43:42
  have propens that are gonna be very limited, so take advantage of those,
• 43:45
  like you're gonna have on Saturday. I think I have some three x I
• 43:49
  have and to the people that are not gonna be able to make it but
• 43:51
  still want to support, I will have some of the cords High and Hungry
• 43:53
  t shirts, only twenty of them available online. Only twenty and that's it,
• 43:58
  all right. Every thing else is going to be available there right there,
• 44:00
  So only twenty because I know there's a handful of you guys that want
• 44:02
  to collect some of the High Hungry ship. So without further ado, we'll
• 44:06
  see you guys on Patreon. Yeah all right, but yeah, so what
• 44:13
  was I talking about before then? The helmet? Oh yeah, yeah,
• 44:17
  the like so at first I didn't know what that was for. At first
• 44:22
  food and then I wanted to swam me and this lady, fuck, it
• 44:23
  was all about it. She was like meeting look like she was telling her
• 44:27
  husband, she was like or somebody like that. My girlfriend was in a
• 44:31
  bathroom and I was like looking the other ship. I was look at this
• 44:34
  bowling ball wander by and and and then he was like see yamal. He
• 44:38
  was like it's good, and then he was and then he was he was
• 44:42
  like come and and then and then he was like in thos right, And
• 44:46
  then I was just and then he was like no, and then he was
• 44:49
  and then he was like meeting a questamut. And I was just like food.
• 44:53
  That one he had was like fucking almost a thousand dollars, but they're
• 44:57
  customed to your fucking head, baby's head. Can't just buy one? Yeah,
• 45:01
  yeah, but like somebody, but yo, somebody could just I don't
• 45:06
  know, you don't buy They didn't take you to some word. You're right,
• 45:12
  touche touchet. Yeah. After the Southbot door told him my hand was
• 45:15
  broken. Then we went somebody said. Somebody said what color was it?
• 45:19
  It was blue and it had the autism sticker on it. It did.
• 45:25
  I was right there. I wanted to film it, but I was like
• 45:28
  this too far. I was like, they're gonna get it for some kid,
• 45:30
  and I was like this food needs to have his ass. Tray started
• 45:34
  out, I don't know what the fuck that means the little ass tray spot
• 45:37
  they have right here, Oh, the little saut spot to restart the reset
• 45:43
  button. Well that shit the soft at fuck you ever touched that ship?
• 45:46
  Oh yeah, not supposed to touch it. You're touching people. No,
• 45:52
  Like I'm just saying. He literally said, you know how soft it is,
• 45:58
  and then he backtracked real I don't really know her like a cross that
• 46:07
  ship is like you know how like like you know, all right, fool
• 46:09
  you know how like when you have like like it had like when the when
• 46:14
  the shell starts peeling off the egg but it's not hard boiled and you just
• 46:16
  have that little layer skin. Yeah that's that's yeah, bro, how's that
• 46:28
  kid doing? It's cool? Vot? I was, I was little,
• 46:31
  bro fucking what is it like? So I had to change my little cousin's
• 46:35
  beating. So I was just like they were just like, hey, you're
• 46:38
  not supposed to fucking like okay, like you're supposed to be careful with the
• 46:42
  baby's head because like I was, like I was leaving, I just grabbed
• 46:45
  it. I was like, I grabbed it like a little badio the ball.
• 46:50
  I was like, who I was? I put the little beady on
• 46:52
  top of the head. Yeah, touch the Pokemon cars like different, that's
• 47:00
  different. They got value. I mean this wool hasn't even made it yet.
• 47:05
  It was costing me money, Like this one hasn't made it. Yeah,
• 47:08
  dog, he still gotta fu. The baby turtle has a far away
• 47:12
  to two the ocean dog. Two. Babies are the weakest thing ever,
• 47:16
  bro, Like, until they don't until they start, until they start learning.
• 47:21
  I mean you have to teach it everything. But I'm just saying until
• 47:22
  they start learning. Shit. Like It's like, bro, like you got
• 47:25
  like three years of being the fucking the mama bird. You gotta make sure
• 47:30
  this food doesn't kill itself. Imagine if we fucking ran this shit like three
• 47:36
  hundred bro, Like like real quick, can you imagine? Bro? It's
• 47:40
  like you cry about something that dad kills you. Like he's like, I'm
• 47:45
  having no bitch, pushes the baby in the place, feeds it to the
• 47:49
  wolves. He's like, here and take this fucks his wife, Yeah,
• 47:54
  bro, because that's that was real savage shit, right, that's what they
• 47:57
  would do. Yeah, Like what wouldn't they if your baby came out somewhat
• 48:00
  retarded? They're killing huh. I Mean there's no, I mean it sounds
• 48:05
  fucked up, but it's looked at it like food. Like they looked at
• 48:08
  it like squirrels. No, you used squirrels will do that and like certain
• 48:12
  cats will do that. But you used to look at your to look at
• 48:16
  your kid like employees dog. You had a lot of them because you need
• 48:20
  a lot of people on the farm, more kids. You have more people
• 48:22
  on the farm. People had a lot of kids back then. It wasn't
• 48:28
  because they were horny or not. I mean, yeah, obviously you were
• 48:30
  with horny, but it was because like, yo, we need food,
• 48:34
  and now people have them, like I hope like black people think that.
• 48:36
  You think when you were making kids at that time, or you're well,
• 48:39
  you're making kids at that time. That pussy steak huh. You're making kids
• 48:45
  at that time. That pussy stak huh, like when you're having sexist smell.
• 48:51
  I forgot top people. Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna be hairy.
• 48:55
  No, I'm saying, like, think about it. You're like a you're
• 48:58
  like a farmer food like that ship was the food, Like yeah, little
• 49:01
  prayer is pussy. Little prairie part was actual a little prairie. No,
• 49:07
  little house on the paririe. Yeah yeah, fuck that ship must have stankful
• 49:12
  that the kids go play. But your MoMA real quick. Have you ever
• 49:15
  had some some pussy smells so bad that you had to quit? Yeah?
• 49:19
  Yeah, yeah quit. I never quit. I just don't. Yeah,
• 49:23
  you're nasty dogs. I just don't need it. I don't need it,
• 49:27
  But I don't quit, do I don't know? No, I don't quit,
• 49:30
  dog. What are you gonna tell her? Are you really gonna tell?
• 49:31
  No? Never mind? Yeah? What if you? What if in
• 49:36
  the middle of here? Have you? Bro? Bro? That's what it
• 49:39
  wasn't that bad? So all right, so we're gonna share stories. So
• 49:45
  so what is it? You go first? Bro? I've never I'm not.
• 49:51
  I mean it, but I mean but I got a ray. Fucking
• 49:55
  these bitches party dog, but I like I party too, So I'm not.
• 50:00
  I really like. I'm not like they were just broke up, broke
• 50:01
  upon penicillin pills powder on his big fucking broke down. Better safe than sorry
• 50:13
  instead of fucking what is it baby powder? He's powdering and shit with penicilla
• 50:17
  likes nothing happening penicillin. I wonder what you gonna tell her? So you
• 50:22
  gonna tell yo, your pussy sting. Never mind, now there you said
• 50:25
  you did. That's what you guys said you did. You gotta said you
• 50:28
  guys quit midway? What you What was your excuse? I was getting ahead,
• 50:37
  he's what you do? Hold on? Let him talk like I had
• 50:39
  a straight teller. I was like, Yo, it was like, um
• 50:43
  for you do? So I was like, can you shower? It was
• 50:45
  like because like, I'm pretty sure you smelled that. She was like like
• 50:52
  she agreed with it. Yeah? What she did? She what does she
• 50:57
  do? She was like, well, we came back from rains, so
• 51:00
  she knew she stun But I was like, nah, like we're gonna you're
• 51:02
  gonna shower, bitch, Like nah, I just couldn't. I don't know
• 51:07
  could take it. I can't can take the smell. Like I threw up
• 51:10
  in my mouth. Bro like fucking room to think. Did you still bone
• 51:15
  after? Yeah? After she showered. Yeah. In my situation, it
• 51:21
  was kind of like the same kind of like the same thing where it's just
• 51:23
  like, hey, you know what would be great? It wasn't even that
• 51:25
  hot. I'm like, usually a shower, like you know, you said
• 51:30
  something like that. She didn't get offended. Yeah, how about we fucking
• 51:34
  shower instead, like yeah or something like or something like that that something yeah
• 51:38
  like or be like, hey, that'll be hot, come on the shower.
• 51:44
  But that same bitch bro like fucking when I sucked her another time,
• 51:45
  I stuck it in and she like then that bitch didn't even tell me she
• 51:49
  was on her period. Yeah, what you find out after we got he
• 51:53
  found out when he fucking wiped it off with a towel. I was like,
• 51:55
  oh d nah, Like I found out, like when I was working
• 51:59
  like this, sucking, like staring at the back and say, oh,
• 52:00
  what the fuck my ship? I was like, you know why you he's
• 52:05
  speaking of towels. If next time you want to fucking hide your red wings,
• 52:08
  you could do it with the high Hungry court Ass rally towel. If
• 52:13
  you got the if you got the five dollars supernir thing, you're getting the
• 52:15
  rally towel. It's gonna be hot out there. Uh you know what I'm
• 52:19
  saying. If you got some red wings, you won't even know. You
• 52:21
  just wipe it down. Sai. If you go to the gym, you
• 52:23
  know what I mean. You drop something in the car, whatever it is,
• 52:27
  make sure you guys, get this. This is limited edition. It's
• 52:29
  gonna be available to for like seven bucks if you didn't get it through the
• 52:31
  five dollars ticket. If you want to get it. So there's a few
• 52:34
  five dollars tickets available to get one. Uh no, I have some in
• 52:37
  the car. Hooky got the five hook you up security. It's fine.
• 52:43
  Yeah, but he's gonna be pay me. The hurts are sick, though,
• 52:45
  the church are sick. If you're gonna get gonna get paid, you're
• 52:51
  getting paid at I'll take some of that food. Somebody said, who got
• 52:55
  the cook up? Who got the hook up on? Swamp coolers? Swamp
• 53:00
  cold and so just go to home depot. Yeah, we need to hook
• 53:04
  up. We don't want to buy that a lot of fucking space. Let's
• 53:07
  go to fucking home deep. Yeah, but we am I gonna storm.
• 53:10
  You don't need the food. Just plug that bitch up. I'm start rinding
• 53:15
  that bitch out to people trying to feel like, just go mind you just
• 53:17
  buy that ship and check it back the next day. Shay the receipt.
• 53:21
  Your idea has been doing that for years. How do you want to do?
• 53:29
  The innovater? The anovater over here I mean, you're the part.
• 53:32
  Why did you come up with that? That's why you never was the last
• 53:37
  time you went to Ross all the time when you get the trade from last
• 53:40
  day other day, or you're not gonna believe me. I just forgot to
• 53:44
  believe you. I found a Chief's jersey jersey, Achiev's jersey dog for free.
• 53:52
  I couldn't even believe. It wasn't in the pride section. You're not
• 53:57
  even gonna leave color. It was what rainbow sheb jersey original authentic look at
• 54:08
  that he's on stage. I would have got it, bro, I would
• 54:12
  have been I would have been posted to that would that ship would have been
• 54:19
  in that ship would have been in my booth this weekend, Like what's upport
• 54:22
  that jersey? I almost called you. I'm like, yo, he's on
• 54:24
  can we were sold this? Yeah? You could have got it. You
• 54:28
  know what, I never won ever, you know what? You know what
• 54:30
  I would have done. I wouldn't put I would have put a few high
• 54:32
  hungry patches and then yeah, bro, and then but as I said it
• 54:42
  outside the LAFC Stadium to one of the hot dog winners, me, that's
• 54:45
  not cheat. Yeah, what's the next I think it's August. I know
• 54:53
  there's one week of my purch I think you stop. I think August.
• 54:58
  Shout out to LAFC for winning yesterday. If they they're back, Baby,
• 55:01
  we're back. Baby, Shut the fuck up, examer let us happen.
• 55:10
  Out to Mexico for winning. You know what I mean? The finals Sunday
• 55:15
  versus you know saying you know, I don't know if you know who I
• 55:22
  mean? That's you know, classical. We'll see you on Sunday. I'm
• 55:27
  not surprised the fame wash. Not even heart be Dogs dogs work that game
• 55:32
  too, not even heart be Dog. How you listen? Blandom mind?
• 55:35
  Finledge? What's up? Its Pinledge? Is anybody's games? Like if,
• 55:40
  if it's if it's been, if it's penn knowledge, Bro, it's fair
• 55:44
  to say that it's anybody's game. Do we agree like it? Kid?
• 55:46
  We go round the table Finledge versus if you know, if it's zero zero
• 55:51
  when somebody has to win, Bro? Butinledge is anybody's game? Bro?
• 55:53
  I don't even think right start with you? Is it anybody's game? A
• 55:57
  Penledge? Yeah? Yeah? What if you got way better? Browns?
• 56:00
  Anybody game? Go? What if you got way better Tom, don't fucking
• 56:04
  matter. Can't tell me Christiano can't shoot. Shoot a penalty better than a
• 56:07
  fucking Mexican. But it's fifty fifty, bros. And don't get blocked.
• 56:14
  And that goalie, it's fifty fifty. That's it. Anybody's under water.
• 56:20
  He's saying a penalty is always fifty fifty. I don't think so. Yeah,
• 56:23
  man, he don't do it. I got you before I got you,
• 56:28
  won't get you. He holds you down, make him a whip back.
• 56:31
  But it happens to be you remember beer Fest, how the guy drowned
• 56:37
  in the beer and the same no, we we tell him like for twenty
• 56:44
  dollars, we'll fucking tie them in the straight jacket. And this Chris Angels
• 56:46
  stunt day. Yeah kidding. At the time, you just start drowning.
• 56:58
  Get three suscribers an hold my breath for two minutes. Can't even count.
• 57:04
  Gave a minute at second fucking seventeen, he'd be coughing, like, oh,
• 57:10
  we wait till he turned wait till he starts turning yellow. He just
• 57:15
  wait till Saturday for I hold him down. When water boarders ass be like,
• 57:19
  how's this for conspiracies? Damn well, I was about to say.
• 57:23
  I was like, yeah, we burned the fucking fuse out. Damn.
• 57:27
  Someone said I want to Dunky's one. There we go, There we go,
• 57:30
  Here we go. I'll be there. You know I'm dunking. He's
• 57:34
  one. You can. You're paying the money. That's fine. I'm tuning
• 57:39
  he's he's gonna be like seven bucks. No, you can't put the price.
• 57:44
  It's not it's I'm a worker. He's just gonna put the price on
• 57:46
  defending No, every every everybody, everybody seven bucks with three balls everybody.
• 57:51
  Yeah, I'll pay s bus. Yeah, but you gotta be good at
• 57:53
  amen. Bro, you gotta take a dab. Are we gonna do.
• 57:55
  We're gonna have Earth smokes a lot, so we're gonna tell him to be
• 57:58
  like, put the hell on on, put the helmet on. You're gonna
• 58:00
  have should never fucking do it. Bro, you're gonna have some writers throwing
• 58:04
  that fucking ball. They're gonna curb bad. That's your union, unless your
• 58:09
  union worker will let it slide. You gotta take a shot, though.
• 58:15
  We'll have some shots for people. I don't want to fucking No, it's
• 58:20
  called we don't smoke the yeah, but like you know, for the people
• 58:22
  they want to try to do that one up, We'll guess what a bitch.
• 58:27
  Yeah, And then and then they're like, I don't drink Sam.
• 58:30
  He's like, well, you're gonna have to let me catch one. Then
• 58:35
  like that's like, get be catchable with you. Then I'm gonna watch the
• 58:40
  snakes are putting up too, pulling up Controlo's pulling up and that Shi was
• 58:46
  buddy, here we up like the other day. He was like you guys,
• 58:50
  He's like, he's like, you want me to show up and pack
• 58:52
  me like Batmay Robber today. And I was like, bro, this is
• 58:53
  like it's not even a Tory bro Like, bro, I don't know who
• 58:59
  he got. He got like some ig model to put her back up all
• 59:02
  set scene ship a dense lady. I was like, I was like,
• 59:07
  I gotta give it some slide one real quick. Shout out to your lady
• 59:14
  for a fucking promoting that because I thought that was cool. Xavier gets dunk,
• 59:17
  somebody puts a little fit in the water butt you. She's looking for
• 59:22
  that girls like you. Yeah, He's like he looked through all the likes.
• 59:27
  Yeah, you looked at all the likes she's like her is her?
• 59:30
  Have you ever done it? Have you ever? I know you haven't.
• 59:36
  What's the farthest you've ever gone to try to like find a chick chicks like
• 59:40
  info, but like be like yo, I just want to get to know
• 59:45
  her, not like gets normal. You're trying to You're trying to be like
• 59:50
  the homegirl like yo, yo, yeah, yo, can you be?
• 59:52
  Can you go to your detective work? You know that home girls like yeah,
• 59:58
  I was like you know that, ye like shit like you though not
• 1:00:00
  some soccer shit like you though, Yeah, like my papers, exagers and
• 1:00:06
  steal me some panniesies what the talking? Like your uncle his uncle, but
• 1:00:16
  he did do that, he said it. No uncle was when it steal
• 1:00:19
  up different things. We'd be working, you know, waight up that work
• 1:00:27
  to that we'd be we'd be working like a fucking colt to the castle.
• 1:00:30
  There's like Beverly Hills of Orange County where like cleaning carpet, handy man shit,
• 1:00:36
  handy handy shit, you know, by side ship, legal shit,
• 1:00:39
  under the table. Yeah, And we show up. We show up and
• 1:00:43
  usually there's old old ladies, but sometimes no fifty six year old you know,
• 1:00:47
  kind of fine, we pull up and Uncle was like, Uncle,
• 1:00:51
  you know, yeah, you know, like like shit like that dog and
• 1:01:01
  I'm just like the truck burdy pulled up. Dog, she don't want you,
• 1:01:07
  dog, And like we'd be in her room. You know, we're
• 1:01:09
  clean carpet and yeah, you're cleaning carpet, all right, yeah, and
• 1:01:13
  I'm cleaning and I'm cleaning and we're in the room. Because you do everything
• 1:01:16
  by by sections and you start all the way at the top and you go
• 1:01:19
  down. We'd be at the room and he'd be like, and that means
• 1:01:23
  I gotta start using the handle. And he'd be like, all right,
• 1:01:28
  and then I had to go by the door and make sure she's not coming.
• 1:01:30
  During that second, he started going through the door the door dog,
• 1:01:34
  trying to find her dil though, trying to find her pans, just not
• 1:01:38
  exactly. And then he would ask me if I wanted to whip, like
• 1:01:43
  nah, I'm cool, dog, likea is like what man? Every time
• 1:01:49
  I said no, he said, be a man. Yeah, dog for
• 1:01:54
  real? Uncles somehow so that you ain't bust a breap. So that ain't
• 1:01:58
  where you got it from, the real question is that's Tommy hit has Tommy
• 1:02:05
  hit you back up? Yeah for what? Yeah, he never called you
• 1:02:09
  back every since week? Called him on I call. I don't know,
• 1:02:13
  you might be mad at it, but his number out, dude, you
• 1:02:15
  maybe why you don't talk to him? Call him right now on there.
• 1:02:23
  Call I checked that phone. Fathers on my happy fathers in my balls from
• 1:02:28
  the doctor game. Call him right now on there and just put him like,
• 1:02:35
  Hey, what's going on? Dick? For you? Go over your
• 1:02:38
  own to dawn. You want me to call him? I call him.
• 1:02:42
  I'll call him him. Yeah for much bas up, I'll call him next
• 1:02:52
  one minute. I hear m. You don't have a lot of time.
• 1:03:07
  Hello, Hello, your majest Steve. Yes, what's going on with you?
• 1:03:14
  Tommy? I'm over here the middle of motherfucking nowhere, watching the sun
• 1:03:20
  go down, crops of fields of motherfucking trees? What where have you been
• 1:03:27
  at? We think? We? Are you mad at us? Nah?
• 1:03:30
  Boom, I wasn't Seattle think what what? What the hell is that is
• 1:03:35
  that you moved the be zz t headquarters there? All right? We're fucking
• 1:03:39
  moved them to were Amazon? So Amazon is thinking over bect team right now.
• 1:03:45
  So I went over there with up with a little sum what I'm saying
• 1:03:50
  putting it together? Hey Tommy, you're you're you're on air right now.
• 1:03:57
  Dog, We have you all, yeah, we have We called you motherfucking
• 1:04:02
  has now cracking everybody. Hey, we said that. We said that if
• 1:04:09
  he doesn't pick up, we're gonna give you her a number out again.
• 1:04:12
  Ah, I don't want to be kidding those motherfucking calls out six am,
• 1:04:16
  three a m. Whatever. What happened in the fucking middle? What?
• 1:04:21
  What's the little bowl nigga? To me? That's what they call it?
• 1:04:26
  Tell you, yeah, food in the middle, and then they'll hang up
• 1:04:29
  like yeah, but yeah food. I'm gonna have to come and tell my
• 1:04:35
  motherfucking traveling stories. Yeah, yeah food. Let me know. I'm be
• 1:04:42
  on that motherfucker. Yeah. Hey, you're gonna pull up Saturday to my
• 1:04:45
  papa fool. Yeah, all right, don't be don't be lying. I'm
• 1:04:55
  going right there and I'm not gonna today, So I could be grubby.
• 1:04:59
  It's gonna be a what is it is gonna be fired, but we got
• 1:05:01
  a smoking section and all that shit. Pull up. We gottay, you're
• 1:05:05
  gonna you're gonna get into dunk tank. The red carpet. Hey, we
• 1:05:12
  have a dunk tank. Are you gonna get into dunk tank? Tommy,
• 1:05:15
  don't don't. Hey, wherever we get, don't let me get the ball
• 1:05:18
  because hey, I used to think for the minor league, for the Dodgers.
• 1:05:23
  Oh, shut up, all right, all right, all right,
• 1:05:26
  you gotta save it, Tommy, I was, all right, what's se
• 1:05:30
  Saturday? All right? But hey, fucking hey, we needed we need
• 1:05:34
  to find Yeah, we need Tommy, he saved himselves. Hey, we
• 1:05:40
  need to we need to find a way to um to fucking um to have
• 1:05:45
  those I know there's a way to incorporate. We just have to look at
• 1:05:46
  it. I'll buy, I'll make the phone line. But we need that
• 1:05:49
  to hear the phones because it's it is hilarious to get because if you call
• 1:05:54
  somebody right now? We need what way? All right? So all right
• 1:05:58
  we'll get well, okay, the decoy phone. But where was the original
• 1:06:00
  phone? I didn't here what was actually posted that? Oh it was an
• 1:06:03
  extra landline that I had that I had to take a deal because I had
• 1:06:08
  had a grandfather then too, um my deal. So they were like,
• 1:06:11
  we're gonna give you this price because this is a part of the deal too,
• 1:06:14
  and I was like, all right, think bitch, I'm not even
• 1:06:15
  gonna use it if I'm gonna lie. I called that shit before during during
• 1:06:18
  the podcast, Ah, you fucking dig I bet it was this movie.
• 1:06:24
  He's like, Yo, what up? I just say a ship? I
• 1:06:27
  called that ship? Like all right, next monfucker calls again but putting number.
• 1:06:29
  IM like, yeah, I'm gonna call again. I call it up,
• 1:06:32
  call it call that shit all right, Exaber, the moment of truth
• 1:06:35
  has come. Do the moment of truth has come? Dog truth? Are
• 1:06:42
  we just telling you what happened? There's no moment of truth. Now,
• 1:06:45
  there's a moment of truth. Because I heard different versions of the story.
• 1:06:47
  But you said you were gonna tell your version of the story on their listen
• 1:06:53
  to tell you. I didn't tell y'all gonna tell you. I called you,
• 1:06:56
  telling you because shit went down on my house. I called you like
• 1:06:59
  a homie, call you. And then he's one every time he's something happens
• 1:07:01
  like perfect. At four thirty two podcast morning, I got up, I
• 1:07:06
  got up to pittsbro and I was like, oh, I think yeah,
• 1:07:11
  I was at four thirty two and because I screenshot at it and I was
• 1:07:14
  like, wait, look, this is my plan. Xavier called me at
• 1:07:16
  four thirty two am, and I fucking woke up like get five after that,
• 1:07:20
  and I was just like, I'm like, Xavier called me. I
• 1:07:23
  was like, it must be like, cappy, you're capping. First phone
• 1:07:26
  call was a nine thirty you're lying dog, No boy, he text me
• 1:07:30
  two different twings. I even two different things. Even if I texted you,
• 1:07:33
  I might I'm not even check it was at four thirty two am,
• 1:07:35
  but like I just got down or whatever. But all right, so he
• 1:07:39
  hits me up right, and then I'm just like, all right, well,
• 1:07:41
  if he calls me, because I screenshot at it. I was like,
• 1:07:44
  if he calls me, I know it's gonna be and I'm just gonna
• 1:07:45
  click out of record, like you know what I mean. I was gonna
• 1:07:48
  I was gonna be like like and I was ready. I was ready.
• 1:07:51
  I was like, oh right, I did text him at four o'clock,
• 1:07:54
  so so I was gonna start screen recording in already the moment he called me,
• 1:07:59
  but he said, yo, I just got down. Uh and then
• 1:08:01
  he's like yeah, something crazy shit went down, and I'm like, what
• 1:08:04
  the fucking I call him in the morning, because we think we're like,
• 1:08:08
  he was on a double date. So I'm like, what happened? Did
• 1:08:10
  you fools get hungry a lighter on? No, we think we think we're
• 1:08:15
  like, oh, he got into some ship with some other homies there they
• 1:08:18
  probably with somebody trying to get into one of the homies ladies or whatever,
• 1:08:23
  like whatever it is. But no, that is not what happened. So
• 1:08:26
  Xavier tell us what happened. Recap played by play food don't just go and
• 1:08:29
  that's what happened by play play by play. We want to start at dinner.
• 1:08:34
  Yeah, dinner, dinner, it's cool. I don't know, I'm
• 1:08:36
  just asking. I don't know what it's called. But it was nice.
• 1:08:40
  Yeah, some fucking I would take my lady there. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:45
  you're gonna want to split the tab, but just pay for it. Took
• 1:08:47
  your go to the pound town. So we're at dinner or whatever ship's fancy.
• 1:08:55
  So I'm actually cool with I mean, it's it's me, it's me,
• 1:08:59
  it's me and the home. And then it's like her boyfriend, you
• 1:09:01
  know, yeah yeah, and then I have my date and I've been cool
• 1:09:04
  with your girlfriend. Huh yeah, Okay, go on your girlfriend, where's
• 1:09:11
  the chili? Go, I'd go, no, it's not chili. So
• 1:09:13
  so so we're at dinner, have a good time, and whatever they're ordering,
• 1:09:18
  I'm chilling back. I asked for the god they didn't have one.
• 1:09:20
  I was upset. Whatever our like a fucking whatever? What's that ship?
• 1:09:25
  You always ordered old fashioned? Yeah? I always by me when they say
• 1:09:29
  yeah, when they say they don't have to cut this, I'm like,
• 1:09:30
  all right, old fashioned. Please let me get an old fashion I try
• 1:09:34
  every time shot old fashioned. I didn't. I thought they was pulling up.
• 1:09:40
  Let me get an old legal citizenizen sh let me get so whatever we
• 1:09:46
  have dinner. It was great time, mean not for a cool We split
• 1:09:49
  the tab uh okay, oh dude, they went out. They went all
• 1:09:55
  out. They went all out. It was like, okay, all right,
• 1:09:57
  yeah, tell us what what was the what was ordered? Because like
• 1:10:00
  that sounds like an expensive bill. Your girl sounds like she she has good
• 1:10:02
  tastes. Shit, you know for sure? Um, what are the little
• 1:10:06
  the tuna things? A little little cakes sashimi? That bullshit? Uh?
• 1:10:13
  Some sixteen down steaks. They were looking at the tomahakan. I was like
• 1:10:15
  this the fuck like I gotta take some real quick, the guy. Yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Then they ordered like some mashed potatoes and something like Ruga Tuni pasta shit,
• 1:10:29
  you know just what you called it, ruga tony. Yeah, he
• 1:10:36
  called it likes a Ruger Tony. And then they ordered some ship called Scala
• 1:10:42
  scal fire. Yeah. You remember everything, hun because it cost you hunht
• 1:10:48
  Bill's car fu. Yeah. So all right, so that was it you.
• 1:10:51
  I didn't look at the bill. Was their dessert? Their dessert?
• 1:10:56
  They were you know, we were No, No, don't be lying,
• 1:10:59
  don't I didn't getting none. No, but just what I'm saying that,
• 1:11:02
  that's what I'm saying. He's like, would you like dessert? And have
• 1:11:04
  you charged extra eighty dollars in the first yeah versus Coopa eyes dollar. No.
• 1:11:13
  I didn't even look at the tap. I was just like, just
• 1:11:15
  let me know what it's just. How was the tab? Let's tat walked
• 1:11:19
  out. Let's take against around the table. How much was the tab?
• 1:11:21
  It was four people for four people or restaurant like a four star, five
• 1:11:26
  stars restaurant? What was it called like a little bit lower than it was
• 1:11:31
  an actual restaurant, was like a restaurant restaurant restaurant. I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 1:11:36
  I'm gonna say, including tip, it was about six hundred dollars, like
• 1:11:43
  four fifty. I'm gonna say about like six fifty four hundred buck one dollars
• 1:11:49
  because I'm thinking everybody ordered drinks, so two rounds, okay, all right?
• 1:11:54
  So when I when I used to go drinking outside because like I'm like,
• 1:11:58
  now I just take my drinks everywhere like a real alcoholic. So so
• 1:12:01
  I'm like, I'm like, whenever I got drinking, I used to go
• 1:12:03
  try it all the cocktails and I'm like, man, they're not even putting
• 1:12:06
  drink alcohol on this. So I was like, fuck, I just get
• 1:12:09
  one and I dump mind agree in it, like and sh I'm gonna make
• 1:12:15
  my own Lafca pouches forty two original pouches. No, what is it?
• 1:12:24
  Alcoholics? Originals? Yeah? What is it? Down? Come in?
• 1:12:29
  So we got l alcoholics. Yeah, we we paid a tab, We
• 1:12:33
  dip out. We go to another bar, some some bar called It's like
• 1:12:39
  a speak Easy, Speak Easy, and they had like a tub and people
• 1:12:43
  kind of places only moan. We go I know maybe I don't know,
• 1:12:46
  maybe yeah, but and he puts his hat on. It was called the
• 1:12:49
  tub something and then bitches showed up and took a picture in the tub.
• 1:12:53
  It was very like hipster like it was. There was a top. It's
• 1:12:55
  not a speak easy food. It was a speakeasy for sure, because there
• 1:12:58
  was no fucking because I even want to speaking like somebody's way. Yeah,
• 1:13:01
  but somebody's going to speak easy as somebody's going to like talk up there and
• 1:13:04
  like like a password, yeah, we kind of have to give a password.
• 1:13:09
  Yeah. And then like I was oppressed. The guy I was with
• 1:13:12
  it used to hit me. Yeah, like poetry. Yeah, that's what
• 1:13:16
  it was. So then we're going there. I have seen the colored purple,
• 1:13:19
  more drinks. We have more drinks like we have shots. Oppression Yeah
• 1:13:26
  yeah yeah bro, that's more like spoken. I would get that spoken word
• 1:13:32
  if everywhere to write a poem and be like I see a desert, no
• 1:13:35
  papers, no onely road, my dads are there? Will I ever make
• 1:13:45
  it? I miss home, but I can't go back, remember me?
• 1:13:54
  Yeah? Yeah, bro, the fucking voes look up on Saturday. Foll
• 1:14:01
  I over keep going. My story, guys done on my phone. So
• 1:14:05
  we fucking go to uh. So we go to the super bar like I
• 1:14:08
  told you that bar like a tub, like an old like old like old
• 1:14:14
  fifties tub, and I'm literally people are going in there and they're taking pictures
• 1:14:16
  with their like taking showers. Like I was just like, hey, like
• 1:14:20
  you could hear a girl say, take take a picture of me like this
• 1:14:23
  bitch to boomerang, okay, baby, yeah, so whatever you can tell.
• 1:14:27
  It's like a hypstra spot. We're still drinking, but we're now we
• 1:14:29
  start taking shots, so like obviously we're getting drunk. I'm trying to say
• 1:14:32
  what it was like a liquor induced situation. Obviously I'm not blaming no one,
• 1:14:36
  but it's so it's just after dinner shots after dinner. We were taking
• 1:14:41
  shots at dinner. That was kind of okay. So the shots, very
• 1:14:45
  adult life happened at the fucking tub place at the tob How many shots?
• 1:14:48
  And what are you drinking? Rose? So you went from old fashioned patrol.
• 1:14:55
  Yeah, they do a lot of round so you went from old They
• 1:14:58
  all went from old fashioned to patron. They were drinking what's that ship?
• 1:15:01
  They love the Martini ship Express on Martinis. Dude, that's a that's a
• 1:15:05
  fucking that's just a MISSCALETI I broll, like, all right, so keep
• 1:15:10
  going. I think they were. I don't know if you're gonna listeners.
• 1:15:12
  I don't know who anyways, Scotty so practice places dog and eventually like,
• 1:15:25
  we gotta leave you. No, We're like, I gotta go get over
• 1:15:28
  my papers. So we dip the fuck out. We get an uber.
• 1:15:30
  We go back to my path, run my pad and I'm only gonna joint.
• 1:15:34
  And I got white cloths at the path I got to got and I'm
• 1:15:36
  running up joint. That just says man like, fucking white cloths. The
• 1:15:43
  bitches one they're always to got to my house. The bitches one white cloths
• 1:15:45
  another one. No, that's way better out of all the selsers. So
• 1:15:50
  Pachico is the one, the best one. But we're there and I'm rulling
• 1:15:55
  up joint and they start fighting. Who start fighting? A couple? They're
• 1:16:01
  the couple starts kind of bickering and battery and shit, I really don't get
• 1:16:05
  I'm willing to join it. I'm like her. And at one point this
• 1:16:10
  bit says I'm leaving. She gets up, how you've been to my parmer?
• 1:16:15
  She's walking to my door and then walks to the stairs, and then
• 1:16:17
  I can't the MIC's grave. I can't really hear him. I don't know
• 1:16:20
  why all either it is Are you good? Yeah? I can hear you.
• 1:16:24
  So then, like I said, I was rolling up a joint where
• 1:16:26
  were back to my house? White and got this and uh, I don't
• 1:16:30
  think they're baking the arguing. I don't even know. I honestly like,
• 1:16:32
  I don't really remember what's going down. It doesn't really matter because that's not
• 1:16:34
  what happened. I just see her get up and she's like, I'm leaving.
• 1:16:39
  And what context or how did she say that, like I'm leaving,
• 1:16:42
  I'm leaving asshole. No, just I'm leaving them out of here? Did
• 1:16:46
  she No? She just got up and then walked to the stairs. I
• 1:16:51
  mean walked, walked to my door, opened the door. And then right
• 1:16:54
  when she was walking down my stairs, I just see this fo go like
• 1:16:57
  this grab her by the hair yeah, and down Yeah, I saw hair.
• 1:17:01
  He claim he claims it was her bag, but no, dude,
• 1:17:04
  her stessions were out of her hair. And he seals her, and I
• 1:17:08
  he seals her, grabbed her by the hair, dog and like a wrestler,
• 1:17:12
  like you know when you picking up a wrestler from the floor, like
• 1:17:14
  and then here like you're gonna pay for this? Yeah, And I'm like
• 1:17:15
  rolling and I'm like rolling up a joy like I said, you know me
• 1:17:18
  for I'm very passive. I'm not trying to get arrested. I don't give
• 1:17:20
  a fun. I honestly don't even give a fuck. If you're hitting your
• 1:17:24
  giver is like, how hard are you hitting her? Just don't in front
• 1:17:26
  of me? Just don't do it in front of me. That's what you
• 1:17:28
  fucked up. You didn't in front of me. So I'm there and like,
• 1:17:30
  I mean, I don't want no one getting hit, but like I
• 1:17:32
  don't fucking I'm just the rolling up a joint. I see this little porter
• 1:17:35
  by the hair. Even the homegirl was like, dde you from didn't even
• 1:17:39
  like think about it very she told me the homegirl or your girlfriend? My
• 1:17:43
  girlfriend? Yeah, my girlfriend. She She's like, you're very passive.
• 1:17:45
  You're not that type of dude. Yeah look at him smile yeah yeah,
• 1:17:48
  like he wants gentlemen, this this little swear like you want a jack pie?
• 1:17:51
  Oh look at him? Oh jack pie. We did with Ray what
• 1:17:58
  I love me. We just want was best for your dude. So then
• 1:18:04
  you don't even know what. I don't even more. You started eating better,
• 1:18:10
  I'm probably because he started eating period like coke. Yeah. So then
• 1:18:20
  yeah, so so you said you got up real quick. Oh I got
• 1:18:25
  out and she was like, she was like, dude, you're very past
• 1:18:26
  because I told him like, bro, like not gonna fight no one.
• 1:18:29
  So that's what you said first? No, I told that she knows like
• 1:18:31
  I've been telling her like I'm very passive, like I want someone to fight
• 1:18:33
  someone like you very yeah, especially because I'm not trying to get deported.
• 1:18:38
  So then I just I literally just supposedly she even saw. She's like,
• 1:18:40
  dude, you just saw that. And I've known homegirl, the one they
• 1:18:43
  got the big dog or hair whatever, the Rihanna, Yeah, Rihanna a
• 1:18:47
  little rear. Yeah yeah. I've known her for ten years, so she's
• 1:18:51
  been like she's like over ten years. So she I kind of like,
• 1:18:55
  I don't know. I felt like I kind of had too at that point.
• 1:18:57
  And this little chicker like youngger than me. I just like, you
• 1:19:00
  know me, like I'm not a fighter. How big is he two hund
• 1:19:04
  like two ten Okay, so he's a little bit smaller than me. Yeah,
• 1:19:08
  but he's bigger than me, and I know, like I don't,
• 1:19:10
  I didn't, So then I just remember, I guess I started punching that
• 1:19:14
  fool and then we tussled. You don't remember. I remember the fight,
• 1:19:16
  but it's so fast I can't tell you, like if I made last I
• 1:19:19
  can't be like, oh, and then I made it right and then left,
• 1:19:21
  and then look, and then he got with the right. It's just
• 1:19:25
  next thing when you know, we're on the floor, and then I'm punching
• 1:19:30
  because the way he says, what's about to come? Right now? Hold
• 1:19:38
  that hold that dog, Say it again, Say it again? He did.
• 1:19:41
  One bites my neck. Dog, So Mike Tyson, dog, look
• 1:19:44
  at the fire. A man? A man bites your necks. Who are
• 1:19:49
  you fighting? Dracula? A fat Mike, I don't know what the fun
• 1:19:56
  was. A fat vampire. And it starts choking me, the girls,
• 1:20:00
  and then the girls get involved. He starts choking like Homer Simpson. Yeah,
• 1:20:04
  like daughter. Damn. So he was on top of the type of
• 1:20:11
  ship whipping your ash like I said it was right. He was right to
• 1:20:14
  you. Huh, probably don't not even say no, I did. I
• 1:20:18
  kept doing it don't you take the jusu classes? One class I thot I
• 1:20:23
  had it. I took fast and somebody said, who gets somebody said,
• 1:20:30
  who gets? Keis in the fight? Run? All right, So so
• 1:20:39
  you're you're so he's choking you, right, he's sucking choking me. And
• 1:20:42
  then the girls started jumping in. That so the girls started jumping in like
• 1:20:46
  both girls, both girls, both girls. I don't remember, but I
• 1:20:50
  know my homegirls, like my girlfriend for he's gonna want to call my girlfriend
• 1:20:54
  girlfriend for sure. Right the night time. You're welcome home girl. She
• 1:20:58
  she did fucking become a ride or die and she started punching that fall and
• 1:21:01
  then all of a sudden, I see eyelashes on my floor. Was in
• 1:21:05
  the house. This was in the house, the stunning glass. Where what's
• 1:21:10
  the dog? The stunning glass? There, babbits, don't come back out.
• 1:21:14
  Don't give a fuck, bab I'm trying to get fucking petted, like
• 1:21:17
  yeah, he walking around too, ayo, Billy? So all right,
• 1:21:27
  so all right, so so the girls, let's just get let's get into
• 1:21:31
  the end of the story. So not that, but so the girls they
• 1:21:35
  get involved. Now, so what did the girls start doing punching that fool
• 1:21:39
  scrab. I'm guessing putting that fool scrabs. Both girls just start sucking firing
• 1:21:43
  on the point I get it, and then at one point I get on.
• 1:21:45
  At one point like I got I'm like on top at this point,
• 1:21:47
  I guess I don't even remember. So I start punching this fall and then
• 1:21:50
  at one point I was like, you know what, this is gonna get
• 1:21:53
  crazy, because then I knew the neighbors are gonna hear this, and the
• 1:21:55
  neighbors come out, are leading neighbors. No, the fools down stars,
• 1:22:00
  yeah, family right, No, not the family. Oh, I'm glad
• 1:22:01
  the flame didn't come out. The fools downstairs came out. And that's when
• 1:22:05
  I walked down and I tell the fool you gotta dip the fuck out,
• 1:22:08
  homie nassa, And I'm like, don't even trip your bitch gonna stay at
• 1:22:13
  my house. You know, you know you're mad. I thought you guys
• 1:22:15
  were all gonna fuck like I thought I got her a comment food get him.
• 1:22:26
  So so you're going down. So we're downstairs and I'm like, you
• 1:22:30
  gotta leave. I'm al all right. So the girls after the girl after
• 1:22:32
  the girls fight him. The girls are beating him up right, Oh,
• 1:22:38
  I mean everyone just beating We jumped out. I'm not gonna lie like it
• 1:22:41
  looked like what like I jumped the flo. I'm like, I don't know.
• 1:22:43
  Actually, all right, So when you got when everybody's tired and the
• 1:22:46
  stop like this was just like like he's like, what what do we do?
• 1:22:49
  What do we do? Like everybody's staring at each other. So it's
• 1:22:53
  at one point I like kick him out the house and I'm like, start
• 1:22:56
  pushing him out now. My next all fucked up. He's kind of bleeding
• 1:22:59
  and and yeah, and then he's walking downstairs. I'm like, you gotta
• 1:23:01
  leave, dog, you gotta go home, Go home, dogging in the
• 1:23:03
  neighbor. What was he What was he doing? What was he doing when
• 1:23:08
  you were talking gonna still trying to fight me? What was he saying?
• 1:23:10
  Though? Dog? I didn't pull her by the hair. I'm not a
• 1:23:14
  woman beater. And I'm like, Dog's all right? What didnt home?
• 1:23:19
  Girls say? Did he does he beat her? Huh? Thank you,
• 1:23:25
  bro, I've never seen it, but it's cool. You had to ask
• 1:23:28
  j if I if I just saved you bitch from getting your ass beat I'm
• 1:23:31
  gonna ask, like, yo, bitch, does he beat you? Because
• 1:23:33
  I'm like, if I saved you for nothing, I'm gonna hit you.
• 1:23:35
  You know, I was just playing. I played, but yeah, but
• 1:23:45
  what did you mut it promise like prie, like I'm not lying, like
• 1:23:48
  I'm being for real, I'd be really upset about how long has she been
• 1:24:11
  with him? Like eight years? Dad? I wanted to just put that
• 1:24:20
  all right, Sam Tripling because they wanted They're gonna want to decode what you
• 1:24:24
  said. They're gonna play that on on on on, Nah, not even
• 1:24:30
  for the patron. I'm sorry, dog, all right, everybody shut up.
• 1:24:33
  You see me in person. I'll answer that fucking question on Saturday.
• 1:24:39
  Come through, you asked me? Yeah, having having Xavier signed your boxing
• 1:24:44
  clube, sign your fish real quick? All right? So, so,
• 1:24:50
  so what happened? Did both these girls fuck you afterwards? Like yeah,
• 1:24:57
  fingers where where they just like that through where they're just like my hero thinking
• 1:25:02
  my dick suck And I did fuck but the girlfriend when the homie the home
• 1:25:08
  girl stayed outside when they clift that the home girls stayed outside though, but
• 1:25:12
  I left that, I left that stepped in the car. Nobody oh.
• 1:25:15
  I was like, yeah, I left that there. I left that bitch
• 1:25:18
  outside were don't blanket, no pillow the dogs went in there with you guys.
• 1:25:21
  Yeah of course dude, I left the outside. You're like, if
• 1:25:27
  you're not even worth yeah, so you're not even worth yeah here okay,
• 1:25:34
  okay, and and and and story's not over and this will leaves right,
• 1:25:40
  this will leave whatever. And I'm like, we're in a group chat and
• 1:25:43
  I start talking shit dog everybody. You might made all people in there,
• 1:25:45
  so I'm like, man, fuck you guys. You guys are homies with
• 1:25:48
  a woman. Be here, like, I'm not going in. You started
• 1:25:50
  in. Yeah, I think he started doing you might know. It's been
• 1:25:56
  going. We're still arguing about this ship. Oh man, just fun first
• 1:26:00
  fun. And we're still to this right now. We're still there's we're still
• 1:26:04
  talking shit on this group chat going back. They're like, well, because
• 1:26:09
  but now we all want to fight you in the group chat. You know.
• 1:26:11
  Me, I was talking all the piece of sh I was like,
• 1:26:13
  man, you're never gonna fuck your bitch again. Five hundred bucks. You
• 1:26:15
  never sucked your dick woof, So then this one wants this five hundred bucks.
• 1:26:19
  I think they got back together, but I know him. I need
• 1:26:21
  evidence. You want five hundred bucks. I need evidence. I need a
• 1:26:26
  video. You can't really give him money if he doesn't though a new video.
• 1:26:29
  I need video picture. I'm a man in my word, except for
• 1:26:30
  when I jacked off into fucking flashlights. So now you want a video of
• 1:26:34
  her sucking his dick. I mean, if you wants this five hundred bucks,
• 1:26:38
  I need. I need proof I didn't make that bad No, no,
• 1:26:41
  because I okay Evan musk Oh, I made it. And when when
• 1:26:45
  I was mad, oh, when I was mad, and when I was
• 1:26:49
  mad in the group chot, I was just being a fucking piece of shit.
• 1:26:53
  I was like that that bitch never gonna suck your dick because anybody,
• 1:26:55
  I'll bet you five hundred bucks. I was just being an asshole at four
• 1:26:58
  in the morning, like I called you. And now he's like, give
• 1:27:00
  me the five Hund'm gonna getting this groove. And now he wants and now
• 1:27:03
  he wants the five hundred bucks, and I'm like, well, if you
• 1:27:05
  want the five hundred bucks, any proof that you got your dicks? Hey,
• 1:27:09
  leak his number out and have everybody text a woman beater heard you like
• 1:27:17
  to be women. Dog n ship would get wild, but for some reason,
• 1:27:24
  predict predict calls. So I heard you like to be women. So
• 1:27:30
  then in the morning he's supposed to get all mad because he left all his
• 1:27:32
  care of my house. So I've been rocking this cross for the last two
• 1:27:35
  days. You know, I want You're gonna get own goals food. You're
• 1:27:43
  gonna get women. Let this cross in my house and and this pole try
• 1:27:47
  to pick him up. You're gonna get women, be your own goos that
• 1:27:49
  are gonna take over you like the Cymbio spider Man and make you hit your
• 1:27:53
  girl too. You know everybody who wears those cross as a woman. They're
• 1:28:00
  like the like mics of beat. You put those crocs you find st a
• 1:28:06
  thrift shop and you put them on and you start about. Let me try
• 1:28:12
  them on. That could be a good movie, ray movie, right,
• 1:28:17
  a short a short film, a short film. We don't Smoke the same
• 1:28:21
  production women Beater crocs from the Woman Beaters Crock Beaters Beaters Don't Go Crock Beaters
• 1:28:34
  Beaters Episode one. We could just copy the end like in this in that
• 1:28:40
  Barney short film Don't Cry for Me, I'm already dead. Yeah, but
• 1:28:47
  yeah we could. We could definitely do it that we can. I think
• 1:28:51
  we that could be an in house production. Women but crock beaters. And
• 1:28:59
  then it started like is it what is it? We'll have somebody like this
• 1:29:01
  is the platfor so the main character that's that who's a resetter. We get
• 1:29:05
  the art of reset to act it up, like, oh man, I
• 1:29:08
  just really like these crocs. He's the main star, right, and then
• 1:29:11
  the crocs take over him and he beat beat this girl like like like in
• 1:29:16
  the film. He beats the lady up. Then he's like, I just
• 1:29:19
  don't know why I have his urge to beat the sh and then that his
• 1:29:26
  partner who fills the camera, he's like, I think it's the crocs,
• 1:29:29
  bro, And they take it to a lab. Yeah bro. And then
• 1:29:36
  before that free and then before that though he thinks it just he can beat
• 1:29:43
  up anybody. So he gets in the ring. Yeahs beat up, but
• 1:29:48
  it only it only works when he identified as a woman from the Creators Jewels.
• 1:30:00
  So but then this for one of his cross backed dog, the crocs
• 1:30:04
  are they dope? Crocs should have just just on them gave him back.
• 1:30:12
  She probably would have cost something. You could have just put that clear clear
• 1:30:15
  soap. I don't even been like I come down them. So this for
• 1:30:18
  one and the background, he starts texting me, and I'm assuming he's gonna
• 1:30:21
  show up with his brothers because he's got a lot of homies. And I
• 1:30:24
  was like, well, I'm gonna called Bill, like, what's up?
• 1:30:30
  Get how comfortable he is? That's not what he That's not what I heard.
• 1:30:32
  It sounded like, yeah, I said, I heard you were crying.
• 1:30:35
  I said, yeah, I said. This one was pulling up.
• 1:30:38
  I will I will buy you a Grandma cocaine. I will buy you,
• 1:30:41
  say, I will buy you a Grandma cocaine and a thirty packet. That
• 1:30:44
  got this will drink seventeen of them. And the dude didn't pull up,
• 1:30:50
  and Bill was ready. Bill had his boots on. He's like he always
• 1:30:55
  had this boot throwing the ship kicker real quick. But yeah, dog,
• 1:31:04
  that went down. Dog Christiana were movement. So Chris Brown that girls do
• 1:31:10
  went back. I don't know. I can't. I can't. I can't
• 1:31:12
  one hundred percent guarantee. She hit you up. Let's go on another double
• 1:31:16
  days. You're not down, she said, you're not down? Wasn't she
• 1:31:21
  in the group chat Color right now. I'm not calling her Color right now,
• 1:31:26
  be like, yo, you're on there show. Did you get your
• 1:31:29
  ash meat again? Yeah? Did you rash your assure? Let's call other
• 1:31:35
  people on I'll do it phone. No, I'm not gonna get the phone
• 1:31:38
  from the car. Who can't we call a call? Predict someone? All?
• 1:31:42
  We can call someone? No, perdict is is doing no right now?
• 1:31:46
  We don't. We don't want to. Yeah with Jeter George? What
• 1:31:50
  was a lot of bility to dog? You called George George Cousinos? What
• 1:31:54
  the fuck you want? Calm Calormos? Famous person you know on your phone
• 1:32:00
  right now? Tripoli? Who what you say? Who the most famish person
• 1:32:08
  he just called? Yeah, he calls me. I got the rules number.
• 1:32:15
  I got the rules number. Let's not forget that. Let's not forget
• 1:32:17
  that. You have his old number? Yeah, his old number, new
• 1:32:23
  one and y'all didn't send it over. Nah, I got twenty on he
• 1:32:29
  shows up on Saturday. Just dug them. Now he's gonna be a Canada
• 1:32:34
  would be yeah, that would be hilarious though, going to Canada shout out
• 1:32:41
  to shout out, hopefully the homie nitty hooks him up, Nitty, I
• 1:32:43
  hope you like that hat that I made for you, dog, So yeah,
• 1:32:46
  I said, Nidia fucking Toronto Toronto hat. These hats have been doing
• 1:32:50
  good for me, Dog. I've been designing to shut up and people are
• 1:32:54
  pre ordering them now custom teams. So if you guys want to pre order
• 1:32:58
  them, just hit me up on that. Appreciate you guys, You guys
• 1:33:01
  that are buying stuff off of the merch and checking small sizes? Can it
• 1:33:05
  actually just came across a bunch of sevens right now? But uh yeah,
• 1:33:10
  and do I for the seven? Is that way too small? Yeah?
• 1:33:13
  I have to design those though. First. Ain't seven one fourth? Probably
• 1:33:15
  I'm small. He's probably a seven yeah, seven and a half. I
• 1:33:21
  wouldn't know though. The last time I bought one, I was listening to
• 1:33:25
  g Unit but had to swam meet a new era. Had that thought about
• 1:33:30
  a new era? When gun I came out and sold you you not because
• 1:33:35
  we're from a leg, I was like, yeah, you know you're from
• 1:33:38
  show up. You know what? Gu and his shoes I was. I
• 1:33:42
  was so happy to buy the Daddy Yankee shoes. Remember Daddy Yankee had his
• 1:33:45
  shoes. Yeah, yeah, he had the Daddy Yankee gu in his shoes.
• 1:33:50
  Oh yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
• 1:33:55
  Eddie Yankee was the original bad buddy dog. Yeah, they had had
• 1:33:58
  a d y on it. It was kind of bay. That's pretty lame
• 1:34:02
  bo good. It was fucking big. You know what, I really,
• 1:34:12
  I really we're here recording. I really wish, I really wish that I
• 1:34:16
  could run into a good pair of those at the Swami by one. You
• 1:34:19
  cop them if they're in decent condition. I would cop them just for nostalgic
• 1:34:24
  or Teresa, I'm gonna be wrapped you good bye. Buys the red button,
• 1:34:30
  Oh, there's not even none for some really, let me see.
• 1:34:34
  Damn, that's how hard there's no I'm on duct go give me a second.
• 1:34:39
  I turn it off. Exavier, come out for what's ten and a
• 1:34:48
  half? These ten that are used, but we don't want those. These
• 1:34:54
  twelves, these twelves used too. Then they're all used and they're still going
• 1:34:58
  for two thirty. Yeah, some drastic park rebox. What a Yankee?
• 1:35:02
  Yo, a fool's tie dog? Fifteen nine and a half, what's your
• 1:35:08
  favorite? Fifteen hundred? The didas though these are didas he got. I
• 1:35:11
  guess he got a Dida's collap with the Yankee too recent. I don't know
• 1:35:15
  recent. But does it look tight? I look all right. I wouldn't
• 1:35:18
  cop him, but daddy Yankees legendary dog. No, he's been married for
• 1:35:28
  like a long time. Lady. He's uh, he's been married to his
• 1:35:32
  lady for a long time. But then even that what I was doing,
• 1:35:34
  and I'm at that food before? Who una? Is he gay? They
• 1:35:40
  said that food did mal porn? Oh? Yeah, he did? Like
• 1:35:43
  that was that the food that was he was accused? Why did you get
• 1:35:48
  up? Why are you just make sure? They put molly in his stopped
• 1:35:57
  him put the molly in his beer. He didn't even know it. He
• 1:36:03
  puts. You know what he's going down there? You know why he's going
• 1:36:09
  down there. But we'll see. Yeah, exact ladies, gentlemen, Exavier
• 1:36:13
  is doing cold. You guys want his number and text him. I know
• 1:36:17
  nine yeah here, everybody texts Exaber right now while he's two. Text him
• 1:36:24
  right now, be like this could be your last time. Put whiskey,
• 1:36:29
  take out there whiskey and is all right? Hold on, hold on,
• 1:36:33
  hold on, give me which he has an empty one or which does yeah,
• 1:36:40
  that one door the door the patriot check it up. Put put some
• 1:36:55
  of that beer in there from the other one, so it's full. Man
• 1:37:00
  anyways, for some of that in there, so he don't really taste it,
• 1:37:05
  or that beer for that beer, for that beer, all right,
• 1:37:12
  I though we can put what do you do? Oh is it? I'm
• 1:37:25
  just saying I'm trying to get that little whiskey part outright. Alright, alright,
• 1:37:29
  thurday anyway, so we better see you Saturday. We better see you
• 1:37:32
  mother fucking Saturday. Romo is gonna be the frisky ass about to make you
• 1:37:36
  spread yourleugs caught three times? What if he whatever like he what if he
• 1:37:40
  just like goes like like anyways, right there, we can take the middle
• 1:37:45
  check on Saturday, May yo, right like like hey, I'm sorry,
• 1:37:49
  like imagine me like right now, I was like, no, let's break
• 1:37:51
  the old roma and put the mercury in there. I think something was a
• 1:37:57
  recipe for cancer for sure. For when I was little, dog, I
• 1:38:01
  fucking I remember that I played with that ship bro. We used to have
• 1:38:04
  old school fucking thermometer dog, and I remember I took I took the little
• 1:38:10
  fucking little tube they had mercury dog and I dropped it dog, and then
• 1:38:15
  I dropped it and they broke, right if like food, this ship broke
• 1:38:21
  and then the fucking the little fucking liquid turned into a whole bunch of little
• 1:38:28
  balls bro and then I had to I was like, oh, worried.
• 1:38:30
  So I started sweeping it up, like I started sucking this go food.
• 1:38:35
  I started sucking, just sweeping. I started sweeping that up dog. And
• 1:38:39
  then I just remember that like I try to grab it and it just kept
• 1:38:42
  dissolving. And that's just cancerous spot around here. I'm hungry. I'm hungry,
• 1:38:47
  stoned out of my mind. On't even smoke passes. Is that an
• 1:38:54
  automatic indication to get pulled over? Congratulations? Well, I didn't have my
• 1:39:01
  insurance was counseling like since last month, since May ninth, I hold them.
• 1:39:05
  Somebody put another fucking car my policy. I'm like, fucking have what
• 1:39:11
  what do you leave? There was another car on my insurance policy, my
• 1:39:14
  car insurance. He ain't got an eighty seven those more bill somebody had registered.
• 1:39:18
  Yeah, somebody put How did somebody? How did somebody have that?
• 1:39:21
  I don't fucking know. Somebody must have hacked my ship. I'm like,
• 1:39:25
  fuck, give me you guys this much. Fuck you counsel that ship.
• 1:39:29
  So fucking have my baby Mama pump me on her insurance. I go get
• 1:39:31
  my tax today, something like fucking coverage. I know we're about writing dirty
• 1:39:36
  no insurance, no fucking tags. Walked in the house the registration tags like
• 1:39:41
  yeah we do my daughter, Dad's real quick and that's gonna. I wanted
• 1:39:50
  to record, damn shit, do it again, do it again for the
• 1:39:56
  Patreon. Hey, if we're just drinking for being man Bill is driving,
• 1:40:02
  you ain't driving anyway. We weren't even thinking that. It was only don't
• 1:40:09
  be asking brout checking out the shot. It probably just because I'm a man
• 1:40:15
  Bill driving anyway. So are you worried about it? It just stays growls,
• 1:40:17
  it's chugging. That's what home girl told you the other night when you
• 1:40:20
  got beat up. GROLs did say that was the camera on hill. You
• 1:40:27
  know females. He was like, and he has a small dick, you
• 1:40:30
  know, you know girls argue I got about a half inch ye second to
• 1:40:34
  give him my hickey exager is that I know? Who felt that she was
• 1:40:39
  man So she was like, he never gives me hikies. Damn, say
• 1:40:47
  what your dad was doing? What was my dad doing when when you when
• 1:40:51
  your FaceTime and told him about the situation. He was trying to hit on
• 1:40:56
  the home girls. Oh no, no, no, it's in the morning.
• 1:41:01
  Yeah, tell him, tell him what tell in the morning. He
• 1:41:03
  calls me the same night on the morning, just in Sunday morning. Oh,
• 1:41:09
  this is my the action. But he's like, don't like wait.
• 1:41:13
  I was like, and you know me, I'm not excited about I am
• 1:41:15
  like the kids. Guess what my parents saw called a lot this up.
• 1:41:26
  Okay called me Sunday morning and Sup was like, hey, po will come
• 1:41:29
  down, and I'm like, you know me, I was like, no,
• 1:41:31
  mom is don't believe what happened. He's like, what's like, I
• 1:41:36
  gotta fight with homegirl with home boys with homegirl's boyfriend. He and like who.
• 1:41:42
  I was like, call Melissa. He's like no, na. I
• 1:41:45
  was like yeah, fool, it's like porque. It's like let me do
• 1:41:51
  like no, and then what happened? And then I tell him right the
• 1:41:55
  whole story. He's like, oh man, that sucks. Get us all
• 1:41:59
  though I didn't even ask me if I'm a ride doesn't ask me if I
• 1:42:05
  should go to the hospital. She literally the second under he was just like,
• 1:42:11
  and I'm like all right, And then I put on speak. I
• 1:42:13
  was like, that's the boss. He's like did he come in? Don't
• 1:42:16
  came up? And what and what? What? What was his intention?
• 1:42:25
  He's like, you get home. He's asking the girl like in a sexual
• 1:42:30
  way. No, he's like talking talking. He told her, hold I
• 1:42:40
  say it again. He said, you're speaking away from then. That's what
• 1:42:44
  he told the girl. If you just if you're gonna tell my dad that
• 1:42:46
  this would just beat me. Min. I was like, oh, I
• 1:42:48
  can definitely treat you better day. Yeah, my dad definitely. Don't hear
• 1:43:00
  females, but and then my dad would you don't try to Dad's like,
• 1:43:05
  I didn't hear the rest of it. I didn't hear the rest of it
• 1:43:09
  because I mean, obviously he said he told me. Damn he sent her
• 1:43:15
  a dig pick? Send dig picks. I mean, you think dad's you
• 1:43:19
  think your dad's getting down like that, You think your dads would My dad
• 1:43:25
  said a couple of dig picks? How ask them? Was my dad like
• 1:43:30
  your dad patriot material? How are you gonna ask him? How? Look
• 1:43:40
  look, man, be a man. But I will ask him like,
• 1:43:46
  how are you gonna ask him? Be like enough, but no, but
• 1:43:55
  you should build them up to be like whenever the photo or whatever you can.
• 1:44:00
  He's like, can't wait, yea, what if he tells you?
• 1:44:05
  He's like, no, it's just my mouth's no spas. I don't know.
• 1:44:12
  Dog my my dad had my dad's girl listen TJ and my dad lives
• 1:44:18
  somebody dad. Somebody said this sounds weird as fucking Spanish. Pete pick yeah,
• 1:44:31
  broa yeah, bro and nuts getting no love? Huh. Nobody ever
• 1:44:43
  says balls like the ball's getting no love? Dogs you put them in your
• 1:44:49
  pictures. I don't know if the look you know, no, we're talking
• 1:44:54
  about like what was that? What was I saying? What they hear here?
• 1:44:58
  I was like, just you just do Maine, hold the testical zoom
• 1:45:01
  and take pictures into the body and no one know what it is. They're
• 1:45:06
  like, what part of the bodies that I fucking No, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:45:18
  he's drinking it. You air dropping to everybody and they care it is
• 1:45:24
  a testical figure. You know you can get Yeah, you know what what
• 1:45:32
  if it's not like a dick pic like, let's say were on the airplane
• 1:45:34
  and let me take it. No, no, no, no, no,
• 1:45:36
  no, the spirrel this spirrel like, let's say me and he's gonna
• 1:45:40
  go perform, and you're gonna performing in Austin or Nebraska or whatever city,
• 1:45:45
  and we're on the airplane. Can an air drop we're gonna perform at a
• 1:45:50
  serious question? Can I drop around performat? Serious? I think that because
• 1:45:55
  it's a private venue. So if everybody paid to see you and you're a
• 1:45:59
  part of the show, Yeah, it's the way you want to run your
• 1:46:00
  ship. No, I'm talking about it like an airplane. I'm trying to
• 1:46:03
  say, right, he's trying to Oh no, I don't think. I
• 1:46:06
  think in an airplane you can't fool I think you give it. You know
• 1:46:10
  what, though, tomorrow, remind me to air drop everybody to clips we
• 1:46:13
  don't smoke the stable over there. Yeah, that's what I drop. You
• 1:46:16
  can say this if people are eating me, Yeah, that would be that's
• 1:46:23
  a great marketing thing. Thanks, you're just gonna go for around two tonight.
• 1:46:28
  I'm not a fighter. I don't even know why I fought that fo
• 1:46:30
  I'm not shit in front of me. I don't give a fuck. J
• 1:46:32
  you should have done it in from of me, i'd I don't, so
• 1:46:35
  you're not homie safe to say it's safe to save. You're not homies with
• 1:46:40
  this one. No more like I said, honestly, it sounds weird.
• 1:46:45
  But if the longest, if she she forgets who the fuck it might have
• 1:46:48
  been provoked it him or her who provoked him. That's my thing. If
• 1:46:53
  this bitch would have said something like Yo, I'm gonna go suck somebody dick
• 1:46:58
  I wanted to, I would have been like, you got, I would
• 1:47:01
  have stopped it. I would have stopped that. I'll be like, yo,
• 1:47:03
  chill the fuck out. That was rude. David would have started punching.
• 1:47:08
  She just said, Yo, I'm leaving and you're gonna grab homegirl.
• 1:47:12
  Not nah. To me, it's like, y'all chill out at my house,
• 1:47:15
  do it downstairs. I was literally running from me, like in my
• 1:47:17
  stairs. It's just like, yo, chill, that's all you should chill.
• 1:47:24
  Wish I wish I would not. I actually don't even wish I would
• 1:47:26
  should have pushed. Everybody I told the story too, they're like, yeah,
• 1:47:29
  I feel like I would have done the same, But you live on
• 1:47:30
  the first in your apartment. Yeah, right, you would have done the
• 1:47:33
  same thing. If I'm if I'm at your house, dog, I'm bigger
• 1:47:36
  than I'm bigger than you. I don't think my girlfriend would have had to
• 1:47:40
  get involved, Like fuck you. But then again, shout out to you
• 1:47:45
  for at least standing up somebody. Yeah, like I said, you know
• 1:47:48
  me, if I'm not a fighter, even it was crazy. Even think
• 1:47:51
  if you would have done it, Chi, I think I would do it
• 1:47:54
  to happen the equal right, equal fights go ahead. Well, it's almost
• 1:47:58
  it's it's almost very like great, it's a great feeling to be almost ape
• 1:48:00
  sized because you can talk some motherfuckers around, Like when you're really when you're
• 1:48:04
  really hungry, but you're I mean, when you're really angry, bro,
• 1:48:08
  Well you're really angry, bro, you can toss some motherfucker like you could
• 1:48:11
  fucking throw a motherfucker, bro if you're really if you're really angry, and
• 1:48:14
  like, let's say, if somebody if there was an exager sized food and
• 1:48:16
  it was wearing a jersey and I just want to need to get that fool
• 1:48:19
  out, I can throw that food far on in the midst of rage,
• 1:48:24
  right, now you wouldn't toppy me and this motherfucker. That's pretty even dog
• 1:48:29
  Me and Toppy and then like if people like your ass out on the him,
• 1:48:34
  I'm gonna say it becomes it becomes because then it's me and Sammy fighting
• 1:48:39
  him. That's like more of a per pie, is what I'm trying to
• 1:48:43
  say, Like that's a birdie. Me and you teamed up versus me and
• 1:48:45
  him, like me versus Yeah, yeah, well he's gonna have He's gonna
• 1:48:53
  call Bill. What he's gonna happen is what he's gonna happen. I'm like,
• 1:48:59
  well, Sammy's had to fight in prison, bro, Like yeah,
• 1:49:01
  I mean when I first met Sammy, he wasn't It's more a fair fight.
• 1:49:06
  Literally, he wasn't really too kind for somebody calling him a bitch even
• 1:49:10
  that flame fight. Bro. I was like, that's prison mentality. Bro.
• 1:49:13
  No, I agree. I'm just saying that I would have rather like
• 1:49:15
  if that was him, that would have touched like grot with the one.
• 1:49:18
  That guy was just bigger than yours. Oh I got you for here,
• 1:49:27
  Little Sammy would have bet you. But then he starts beating up your gonna
• 1:49:33
  get all these bitches getting in tonight your pancakes and the Hey. But you
• 1:49:43
  know what, though, I did not see the time fly this much.
• 1:49:45
  Fucking time went by so quick, and I think it's because we've been getting
• 1:49:48
  high, and you know, whatever we had predicted him predict didn't come through.
• 1:49:53
  That didn't come through. So I mean, but we still had a
• 1:49:56
  great ass show and I think the people enjoyed it. So don't tell everybody
• 1:50:00
  for tuning in today's real Make sure you guys get your tickets for Saturday.
• 1:50:06
  I just may added some more tickets the VIP boxes. I'm gonna cut them
• 1:50:11
  off tomorrow in the morning because I'm gonna just uh, I'm gonna start packing
• 1:50:15
  them up, and I'm gonna make sure that you guys have a dope one
• 1:50:17
  go to hire Hungry dott evampire dot com. Thank everybody who's copping all the
• 1:50:20
  new merch that I see. I get orders all the time and seeing right
• 1:50:24
  here. Thank you everybody who's getting the new baseball tea, everybody who's getting
• 1:50:27
  the new hats. I appreciate you guys. And tomorrow morning I will be
• 1:50:30
  putting the cordas market design and a few of the fucking rally towels that are
• 1:50:34
  only gonna be twenty of them available of each ship. Yeah, so only
• 1:50:39
  twenty of them available to you guys online, because I know some of you
• 1:50:42
  guys just die hards and you guys are not gonna be able to make it.
• 1:50:44
  So you guys wanna what is it? Oh yeah, I'm no hero
• 1:50:47
  dot Yeah, OK, fuck you and fuck you you reply yourself. Oh
• 1:50:53
  yeah, I was the hero that night. I felt like a hero.
• 1:50:56
  I should have got a cab, I should have had a threesome. Didn't
• 1:50:59
  go down, but whatever. But now that I can finish, me not
• 1:51:06
  a hero. Yeah, but um yeah, So make sure there's gonna be
• 1:51:10
  a lot of stuff available that day, have a good time, come support
• 1:51:13
  the food. It's not gonna be the last time, but it's the first
• 1:51:15
  time that I'm doing it. So Cordez is a great place, and please
• 1:51:18
  be respectful. Uh what is it? There's gonna be a porter potty,
• 1:51:21
  so all the guys pe outside, Uh say the say the bathrooms for the
• 1:51:26
  ladies, and there's a pop Mom and Pops business so it's not trash it.
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  I got a porter potty for that. And there's a sync outside as
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  well. Uh, Sea Rock will be a DJ and uh literally have a
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  good like just have a good time, have a fucking great ass time.
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  That's what it's there for. Fun in the sun. And UH, bring
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  some weed there. If you don't have some weed, there's probably gonna be
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  sat me or me. You're gonna have like some weed right there for you
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  guys to copyright or whatever, and some pro pens and all that other good
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  stuff, so you're not gonna be lacking of any good stuff. Come through
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  UH and get those tickets. Go to Flavorsbodies on dot com for other new
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  merch Uh, thank everybody for stopping by, um and follow her and Hungry
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  TV there's a new episode coming by Uh Saturday. What's up? Is it
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  for Saturday or Sunday? Saturday? Schedule for Saturday? And which one is
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  it? Oh? Cally Vibes, what is it? So that the Cally
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  Vibes concert it is gonna finally be available. We did the episode there,
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  go check it out. We got an exclusive interview with the CEO from a
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  dope franchise. Make sure you guys, fucking um you guys check that out
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  on Saturday after you if you don't get a chance to go to court as
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  Mark the following Morning Real Podcast Morning Shot Films Sammy shoutouts, Yo, shout
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  everyone watching. That's pretty much it. Yeah, Hi, Ralph, um
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  shout out to you guys. I just came just chill today and up being
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  a guest the last minute. Wasn't ready ready for this shit blown out of
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  my mind. But we'll see you on Saturday. I'll be their top flight
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  and makes you guys have your camera ready because I'm gonna push up button on
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  the xt G dunkink. That's gonna be hilarious. Um XG hit that live
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  bunch of scribe. We'll see you guys just live fifteen Saturday. Yeah,
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  and and then the week after that, I might do like one or two
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  episodes, just like little short ones to keep you guys busy. But um,
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  that's to be determined just because we're limited on time. So I'm gonna
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  be in Colorado for I'm gonna be out there just kicking in for like two
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  days, and then the third day is gonna be a Cyperate Seal concert.
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  But I will be vlogging, so I will be taking one or two of
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  the cameras with me, so I will be having some Patreon content for you
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  guys, for the behind the scenes, maybe for my channel to the hes
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  On He's on Flavors, my he's own channel that I have some of you
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  guys follow. But yeah, it's gonna be dope. I'm gonna be making
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  some really dope content. Uh. Like I said, follow me and uh,
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  with that being said, we'll see you guys on Saturday. Saturday,
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  Yeah, Saturday in person. So