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Feeling … … … · An ASMR Practice

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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Let me take my headphones out. I... It's just... Today
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: fucking sucks. The dogs are fucking barking.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, my dogs are being okay. Or the dogs
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  Speaker 1: of my presence right now are being okay.
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  Speaker 2: And so... I had to take the headphones out.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: The first time I did, like, an interview podcast.
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  Speaker 1: The person I was with was like, we should use headphones.
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what? Why don't we just put
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  Speaker 1: the phone in between us?
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  Speaker 2: But we... We used headphones.
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  Speaker 1: And I swear at first, it did sound better. Like they,
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  Speaker 1: you know, fucking showed me. We tested it immediately. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, sure, whatever. Whatever. But then, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who's... I don't know. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how all this shit works. But later, when we did
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  Speaker 1: another podcast, we did it without the headphones. We just
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: put the phone in the fucking middle. Like I had
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  Speaker 1: originally fucking intended. Like I was like, this is what
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  Speaker 1: makes the most sense. Have you seen any fucking movie ever?
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  Speaker 1: Have you literally seen any fucking movie ever where they
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  Speaker 1: have a fucking voice recorder?
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: I'm pissed.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: I'm literally pissed. I got the camo hat on and
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  Speaker 1: now I'm pissed. Well, no, I was pissed and then
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: I put the camo hat on. It's twisted tea, makes
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: me think of my friend. West Arkansas. Or no, East Arkansas.
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  Speaker 1: My bad, my bad, my bad. I'm West Arkansas.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, where am I? Maybe I shouldn't say all that.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: I got a tease mom here.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm pissed.
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: I'm literally pissed.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: I'm literally so fucking pissed.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: And I gotta cook something, because I'm just about to die.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I'm just genuinely about to fucking die. My headphones were, like,
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: battery low.
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: And I understand that that's because I haven't charged my headphones.
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  Speaker 2: And also... Okay, hold on.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: I need my other fanny pack so that I don't
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: have to.
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: I'm literally pissed because....
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  Speaker 1: This is what I'm pissed about, is men will literally get, like,
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  Speaker 1: an accusation against them.
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  Speaker 2: And then, like....
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  Speaker 1: And then they just, like, hate women forever. Like, instead of, like,
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  Speaker 1: repenting or, like, considering or, like, making amends or something,
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  Speaker 1: they will just, like.
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  Speaker 2: They will just do war with women forever.
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  Speaker 1: Forever. Instead of, like, having the fucking sense.
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  Speaker 2: To be like... I mean, because here's the thing. Either
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  Speaker 2: you did that shit. Repent, motherfucker. Or you didn't do
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  Speaker 2: that shit. And if you didn't do that shit, why?
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  Speaker 3: What the hell?
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  Speaker 1: You're just going to hate women forever because.
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  Speaker 2: One person lied? What the fuck? Y'all are so stupid.
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: Y'all are so fucking stupid. And it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Karma's coming for you. I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Karma's literally on it. The angels, they're gonna fucking kick
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  Speaker 2: your ass. Whether you did it or not. Okay, and so...
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what to tell you. Me personally... I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Not like....
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  Speaker 1: Abundantly....
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I've had accusations against me. And that shit was bogus.
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  Speaker 2: That shit was literally bogus.
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  Speaker 1: Like, it was like, oh, you're being sexually aggressive with
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  Speaker 1: this guy. Sexually aggressive with this guy because I messaged him.
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: Because I literally only texted him. And I said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you live next door. Hey, you literally live next door.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here. I exist. Hey, I exist. And next thing
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  Speaker 2: I know, I'm hearing... I was sexually aggressive with him. Crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Crazy.
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: Y'all got me fucking mad. I'm gonna make some fucking
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  Speaker 2: eggs about it. I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: I've got two eggs here.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, nice.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: Bacon.
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: I don't even want bacon. I'm gonna be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Who needs bacon? This shit is just nasty. I ate
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: some fried food last night.
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  Speaker 6: Not.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it was pretty good for five.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, actually, I should maybe eat that with this.
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  Speaker 1: That might be a good idea.
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: I have a microwave, suddenly.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't used to have a microwave. Which, honestly, I
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  Speaker 1: don't necessarily miss it, but for something like this, I'm
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  Speaker 1: actually kind of glad. Because, yeah, normally this is, like,
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  Speaker 1: the kind of thing that, like, Well, I guess you
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  Speaker 1: could put it in the oven, but.
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  Speaker 2: It would get too dry, I think. So, microwaves are cool.
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: I think a microwave makes a lot more sense than.
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: A rice cooker. Like, these days, why do you even
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: need a rice cooker? Like, we literally, we have bagged rice.
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: Does anybody know this? You know how easy bagged rice is?
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you can just eat it straight from
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  Speaker 1: the bag as well. I'm loving being in New Orleans because, like,
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: my two closest, like, townies are here with me and Spirit.
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  Speaker 2: I see them everywhere. And, you know, they really.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot of fucking haters in my life that
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  Speaker 1: are like, oh, the French.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the French.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever considered that, like, French are people? The
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  Speaker 1: French are literally fucking people.
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  Speaker 2: Are they doing a lot? Yeah, they are.
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  Speaker 3: They literally.
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  Speaker 4: I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean, but I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 2: They ain't working so much. And maybe that's how it
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  Speaker 2: fucking should be. Okay? They're working in a different kind
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  Speaker 2: of fun way. They're working. They're, like, giving, okay?
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: I'm salting my eggs, just imagine I'm doing salt bae.
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  Speaker 2: Cause that's what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was supposed to meet my friend like so long ago.
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  Speaker 1: Hope they're not, I mean, they're not disappointed.
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  Speaker 2: They're literally not disappointed.
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  Speaker 1: I just, I don't even know when the farmer market end,
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: they were like, I can show you on the map
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  Speaker 1: where it is.
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: And I unfortunately forgot to ask, like, what is it called?
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: How do I locate this? Like, via search engine? Because
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  Speaker 2: now I don't know when it ends.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm sure they told me. I'm sure they literally
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  Speaker 1: freaking told me.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot. People are literally people.
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  Speaker 1: This is what, like, you fucking idiots cannot comprehend is, like,
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  Speaker 1: even if.
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  Speaker 3: It's.
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  Speaker 2: A person. It's literally a person. And so, I mean, ultimately,
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  Speaker 2: I think....
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of people I want to be mad at,
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: but I'm trying to just have generalized anger, actually. Because
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's working behind.
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  Speaker 2: The scenes or under the.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who's doing what. I'm receiving a lot
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  Speaker 2: of messages and I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I can pretend to be pretty confident with like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is this person in disguise.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm actually not very sure. I'm actually really, really
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  Speaker 2: not sure who's in disguise. I think I'm into disguise.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: I'm rocking with the sky.
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of men out there who
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  Speaker 1: are primarily concerned with things beyond our realm.
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  Speaker 2: And that's fucking unfortunate, honestly. Like, why do you need
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: a telescope? Do we really need a freaking telescope? Do
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  Speaker 2: we really need to be doing all that? And don't
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: get me wrong, I had fun with my friend.
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm wearing my friend's hat.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: My friend took me to the freaking observatory. My friend
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  Speaker 2: took me to the literal freaking observatory. I have a
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  Speaker 2: video of it somewhere. And it was fun. But let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you, I looked through the telescope.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, this shit is fake.
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  Speaker 2: This shit is literally definitely fake.
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  Speaker 1: My three freaking amigos in college, which it's probably problematic
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  Speaker 1: to say that. I don't think I'm allowed to even
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  Speaker 1: speak Spanish anymore. So.
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  Speaker 3: My three freaking amis.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: Tois amis.
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  Speaker 1: They, you know.
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  Speaker 1: It was a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say it was a comedic bit, okay? Let's put
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: it like that. And, uh, it's art, so it's protected, okay?
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: And, um.
• 10:36
  Speaker 2: It's literally fucking satire, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking beat your goddamn ass if you take
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  Speaker 1: my assets one more fucking time.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: I'm literally... I'm paddling you. Pair the futile, okay? That's
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  Speaker 2: for the real ones. That's for the real ones. They
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  Speaker 2: stole my freaking assets. They literally stole my assets. Maybe
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: I aborted it. I'm not sure. Somebody fucking stole my
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  Speaker 2: assets because.
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  Speaker 1: Probably because they're deeply ashamed of themselves because they tumbled
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  Speaker 1: with their bag of all time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. What the hell
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  Speaker 2: was I saying? I'm beating your ass. It's art and
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: it's satire and it's protective. The fuck? Can I literally speak?
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: What happened to the literal First Amendment? I have arms.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: I have two arms, guys. Like, one's got tattoos, one's doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: One's got a watch.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: I'm submitting to Father Time.
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Can anybody let me have my arms?
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, uh, Benny, you want a snack, my guy?
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Sets.
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: Where's Nana?
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: Nana!
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, Nana! I gotta not burn the taters.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: The eggs keep burning. The eggs keep fucking burning.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: I don't mind a burnt egg.
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: Can you hide the one in the temple?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna play with the dolls. Only adults. Okay, I
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: don't think we're supposed to hit kids. My understanding is
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: you shouldn't hit your kids. I think this is maybe
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: what the new... This is the new shit. We're not
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  Speaker 2: hitting our kids anymore. That's my understanding.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: And you know, I wasn't hit all that much as
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  Speaker 1: a kid. I mean, my brother used to just fucking, like....
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Probably, like, hang me upside down by
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  Speaker 2: my ankles or some shit.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: That's probably just, like, literally a lie. That sounds gross.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: I feel like he would just, like, fucking push me.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: He would just, like, freaking shove me.
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  Speaker 6: Um....
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  Speaker 4: So, I don't know. I don't know who's in disguise.
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  Speaker 2: It would seem not like the science community.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, we got to go beyond the sky, guys.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, we got to go to the other planets.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: They're like, we haven't done enough. We got to colonize
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: the next one. We gotta keep doing it. And then
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: we got Katy Perry, allegedly, right? We got Katy Perry
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: who's like, okay, queen. I'm rocking with Katy Perry in
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  Speaker 1: a big way. And allegedly, right, she like went to
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  Speaker 1: space just to like, I don't know, film a little clip.
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  Speaker 3: That shit is so AI.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all are so stupid for even doing it. Give Katy
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Perry a break, okay?
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: She's got Justin Trudeau. It's Trudeau.
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  Speaker 5: You wouldn't?
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: You literally wouldn't? You literally wouldn't? Justin Trudeau has been
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: sexy for so long. And he's only getting sexier.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: So, that's all I have to say on that. I
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: think astronomy is doing way too much. I mean, I'm
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: happy they did it. Y'all can stop now. Y'all can
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: literally stop now.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Can we do maybe some more stuff about the icebergs?
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Can we maybe look into the icebergs? Can we maybe
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: look into the ocean? The deep ocean? I think there
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: might be some good stuff down there that.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: There might be. Can we just stick to the planet
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: we have? Is that possible? And could we maybe get
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: some more rocks in this bitch?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Because... Wait, no.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I want to take that back. I don't think we
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: should be mining anymore. I mean.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know exactly what people mine or why. like,
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: current day, um, my understanding.
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: Is, history, you know, uh, I don't know much, I
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: really don't, I mean, ores, literal ores, like.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I think we have enough gold and silver.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I think we can probably stop with that, I don't
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: even know where it really comes from, um, I don't know.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: I think how much are we... What are we doing?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Does anybody.
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  Speaker 6: Know?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm having breakfast. I got some hashies. I
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: got some taters. Okay, I got some taters. And I
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: got some eggs cooked out.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I like it. And I got the wild rocket arugula.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: The wild rocket arugula. Who needs an actual rocket when
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: you have wild rocket arugula? Who needs NASA?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I think I know someone who got laid off from NASA.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: And I think they're doing better than they were.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. Seems like they're doing pretty good.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Seems like they're doing pretty good. It would appear. I hope.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who's in disguise. And who's real. I
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: mean no. They're real. They're so fucking real. They're so
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: fucking real. And let me tell you.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I heard some accusations that this person. Was like problematic.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: And fundamentally I was like. Y'all are just saying shit
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: because she's a little baddie. Y'all are literally saying shit
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: because she's a baddie. And I've been knowing this. And
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: did I talk to her much? No. I thought she
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: was way out of my league. I thought she was
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: way freaking out of my league.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: She's a runner. She's a track star. Literally. She's like
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: actually the track star. Of my community. I'm pretty sure.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this is above my pay grade.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling better now that I'm eating something.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: It's a little spicy though. I made it just a
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: little too spicy. It's actually kind of perfect. You know,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: the thing they say about spice, this.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Is what my ex, who, like, could not, he, like,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: could not even take a bite of my meal without
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: drenching that shit in hot sauce.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: And if you know anything about my meals, like, this
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: shit is fire.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: This shit is literally so good, and anybody who's ever
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: eaten my meals is like, this is really good.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Like, you put your heart into this. I'm like, yeah,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I fucking know.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: But, like, these boys, these fucking boys will not stop
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: drenching my shit in hot sauce.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if I saw it on the
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: internet or if he told me. I feel like he
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: was- This should have been a red flag, but I
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: think I admired his candor.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: His candor. No, no. Scratch that. It's not duh, okay?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: And I don't even think I'm pronouncing that right.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: If you know what I mean, shout out. If not,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: don't even worry about it. His candor. And I might
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: have just saw it on the internet and said nothing
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: to him about it. I might have. Oh my god,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Benny's about to fucking... I'm about to beat his ass.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I'm about to beat Benny's ass right now. I would never, but.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: He's gonna have to come inside if this is how
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: he's behaving.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, truly no idea what I was saying before, but
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I do want to talk about my sauce because it's.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Actually really growing on me. I did like a, what
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: was it?
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: It was a, okay, the first thing I grabbed because
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: it was in the back and it was looking kind
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: of mysterious or something.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: It was like a tamarind and a date.
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  Speaker 1: Drink.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Or, not a drink. It wasn't a drink, it was
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: a freaking sauce. It was like a hot sauce.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: And, uh.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: It was a hot sauce. And I sniffed it, and like, tamarind... Listen,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: someone tried to put me onto tamarind. A certain.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Tourist of Mexico....
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Tried to put me onto Tamarind, and I was like,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: and I bought it. I went to, like, a local, well,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: it wasn't really local to me, but I was, I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: went to a poetry night, and then I saw, like, a,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: you know, a market of a culture, you know, and.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I went in, and, you know, my friend had been
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: trying to put me onto the Tamarind, And I got
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: like a tamarind candy.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I was like, I'm going to
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: probably have to try the sweet version first. And I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: think I got like a regular version too.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I wasn't really feeling it. I'm going to be honest.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: They were like, it's like Sour Patch Kids. No, it's
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: literally not. No, it's literally not. It's nothing like Sour
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  Speaker 1: Patch Kids and you're a liar and a thief.
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  Speaker 2: And so, but I was like, okay. So I sniffed it.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know. I really don't know
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: about this.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, okay, we can make this better.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I could do mayonnaise.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise. And then I was like, wait a second.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Wait a second.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: There's some dill-flavored ranch in here.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: It's like a yogurt ranch with dill. I love dill.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Dill is.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: My heart beats to the fucking... Why do you say this?
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: My heart. I'm rocking with Jill. Heavy. It really like.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Does something for me. Like spiritually. I think.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: And they got the freaking. I might have already said.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: They got the freaking griot pickles.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: And.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I used to work in a market. Where they had these.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Like a farm stand. And I was like, that's way
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: too expensive for pickles. Like, that's literally way too expensive.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: And everybody, I don't know. I mean, they only had
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: the best stuff there, to be honest. Like, they didn't really, like,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: have cheap options. And so I don't remember, but someone
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: was like, you got to try some of these pickles.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: They were like, do you like pickles?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, sometimes. You know, they were like,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: you got to try these. And this was one of
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: the brands they had, and they might have had more.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I'd shout them out, but I didn't really like the
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: way they treated me, to be honest. I didn't really
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, if they reach out to me and praise me,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I might shout them out for free or something.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: But I don't know. I didn't really like the way
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: they treated me. I wrote a poem about one of
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: the sons, actually. I think he was married. I mean,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: it was nothing serious. I could just tell. I could
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: tell in the way one of the sons treated me.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: That he was deeply afraid of his parents. That's all
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say. Like he was being very protective.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: And I wasn't even really doing anything that wrong. I just.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. It's just like a micromanaging kind of situation.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And it always was. And it's like. But I will say,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I will say, I genuinely, because they had, like, a
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: handful of sons. And they had one daughter.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: And I think they treated their daughter pretty good, it
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: would seem, to me. I mean, she seemed way less, like,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: tormented than the other ones. Which, like, so that was
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: kind of good to see.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: In a way.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Because I feel like boys be spoiled as fuck. Boys
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: be literally so spoiled. I'm getting so mad. You know,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: so it restored something in me to see the daughter, like,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: popping off and living her best life. They might have
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: had a couple daughters. I don't know.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: But.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: And I will say, I think the mother of that
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: family was better, probably, than the father.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: The father was, like, a little.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: A control freak.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: He was really a control freak. I'm really not rocking
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: with people who are, like, control freaks.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Like, give it a break. Give it a literal break.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? Who do you actually
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: think you are? And that's one thing I love about
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: my dad.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Like, my dad.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: At least with me, I never felt like he was
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: trying to control me or dictate me.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: And, like, I felt like....
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I felt like he was enjoying the show of the
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: world and me.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: And, like, two things can exist. And I love that.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I literally love that. And he also bullied me sometimes.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: And I think it made me pretty tough. Like, some
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: people will say I'm, like, too sensitive or something. But
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I think they just, like, probably have never, like, felt
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: a feeling in their life. And they're probably living on, like, autopilot. And, like,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: don't probably remember much. Or, like, have to be reminded
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: of their memories sometimes. And unfortunately, I remember everything.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Not everything. At this point, I'm tuning you motherfuckers out.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I'm literally, I'm done listening. I don't give a fuck.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I'm trying. I'm trying to listen. But it's just like,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I think it's like a bullshit detector or something.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: And some people, like the haters of my mom, would
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: say that like, Should you be toning people out too much?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: But I'm like.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I think selective hearing is okay. be more compelling if
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: you want to be heard.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Literally. Say it with your little chest if you want
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: to be heard. Look a little cuter or fitter. Like,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: look a little, look a little better. Like, clean yourself
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: up a little bit.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Literally.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: And, like, yeah, if you want to be heard, like, because, yeah,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I think if you're, like, looking, like, I just, like,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: kind of felt the spirit of my aunt take over
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: me because, like.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Or, I don't know, I just got reminded of her.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Because one time I was making omelets and I.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: I was cutting the spinach because I don't like a
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: big chunk. I'm very particular about my greens. Usually. Usually.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: is different though. Arugula is literally different. And so.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: What the hell was I saying?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I was cutting the stems off of the spinach for
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: my omelette.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: And my aunt was like.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I think she laughed. I think she was like, why
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: are you doing this? She's like, you know you can
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: eat that. I was like, I just don't like it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: And the thing is, I don't mind it in a salad,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: but when it gets warm, I don't like it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: And like right now, this is sort of just like
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: a topping.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: It's like a garnish. On my thingy here.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, it's like suddenly very hot and spicy.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Oh god. Oh god. They're getting me. They're squandering me
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: once more. Alright, I think I gotta go. Maybe that's
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: the signal. That's a bad signal.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Bye, guys.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Have a beautiful day. Watch out.