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Have You Seen?! The Blooper Reel · Have You Seen?! The Movie Podcast

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  Dylan: Welcome to Have You Heard A Rung Podcast.
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  Dylan: Directed by Steven Spielb Spielb close enough.
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  Dylan: Welcome to Have You Seen the Movie Podcast.
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  Dylan: Wow.
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  Dylan: I can't read.
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  Dylan: Did you?
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  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to Have You Seen the Movie Podcast, where every movie is a premiere.
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  Dylan: Even when we completely forget how to speak English.
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  Dylan: This week is something a little different.
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  Dylan: We survive season one.
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  Dylan: 25 episodes.
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  Dylan: Over 600 downloads.
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  SPEAKER_03: And apparently a lot of unusable audio.
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  Dylan: I'd like to publicly apologize to every director whose name I butchered this season.
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  SPEAKER_03: Spielberg, Scorcese, Coppola.
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  Dylan: The Wachow the the Wachow.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's fine.
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  SPEAKER_03: They know who they are.
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  Dylan: I promise I know movies.
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  Dylan: I just don't know vowels.
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  Dylan: Well, thanks for listening to the Have You Seen?
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  Dylan: I don't know the name of the show.
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  Dylan: An optimistic Rud.
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  Dylan: So how did how did back in what how did Back to the Future um change sci-fi?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, welcome to the party, pal.
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  Dylan: I was not expecting that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to Have You Seen the Movie Podcast where everyone or every movie is a premiere.
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  Dylan: We've only done ten episodes.
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  Dylan: This is the 12th.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: And if you hear German accents at your at your Christmas office party, you might want to leave.
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  SPEAKER_03: Christmas office party.
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  SPEAKER_03: So then when you push it this way.
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  Dylan: Okay, hold on.
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  Dylan: Hold on.
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  Dylan: Audio medium.
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  Dylan: Okay, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So it's different when you've grown up with it and it's, you know, part of part of your world.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, please don't ever do that again.
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  Dylan: Editing is magic.
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  Dylan: You're welcome, America.
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  Dylan: It was definitely more philosophical.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  Dylan: Is that a word?
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  Dylan: Than what I was thinking it was going to be.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  Dylan: Could be philosophical.
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  Dylan: There you go.
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  Dylan: That too.
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  Dylan: Um words are hard, okay?
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  Dylan: More philosophical.
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  Dylan: Yes.
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  Dylan: More philosophical.
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  Dylan: Was that English right there?
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  Dylan: Yeah, I think so.
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  Dylan: And then it the heroiness.
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  Joe: Mm-hmm.
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  Dylan: Yeah, the heroine.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  Dylan: Is that is that how you say that?
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  Dylan: Can we say that?
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  Dylan: The heroine.
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  Dylan: Probably not.
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  Dylan: I mean, we're saying it in the proper text, but I don't know.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  Dylan: The female.
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  Dylan: Hero.
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  Dylan: The female hero, yes.
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  Dylan: But yeah, um.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dylan, after all this time, red pill or blue pill?
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  Dylan: After hearing these bloopers.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  Dylan: I want the pill that lets me re-record season one.
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  Dylan: That doesn't exist.
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  Dylan: Then I'll take the red pill.
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  Dylan: Let the chaos continue.
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  Dylan: Hey, that's what I said.
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  SPEAKER_01: Take it away.
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  SPEAKER_01: And coming in at number eight.
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  Dylan: This week on number eight.
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  Dylan: Have you seen number eight?
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  Dylan: Okay.
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  Dylan: So yeah, Billy Butcherson, so Doug Jones zombie ex-boyfriend.
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  Dylan: Um I read that weird.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Zombie ex-boyfriend.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is it booty traps?
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  Dylan: Booty traps.
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  Dylan: Well, thank you guys so much for listening to our spooky episode this week.
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  Dylan: Um go ahead and like the pot.
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  Dylan: Like.
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  Dylan: How do they say it?
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  Dylan: Um please.
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  Dylan: This week we're jumping into the one one of the most Ike I can't read still.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ike Turner.
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  Dylan: What were you gonna say?
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  Dylan: Scene seven.
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  Dylan: Take twelve.
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  Dylan: Scene seven.
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  Dylan: And action.
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  Dylan: We are your parents.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  Dylan: Exactly.
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  Dylan: Um first impressions.
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  Dylan: Just to announce everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: These are our first impressions.
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  SPEAKER_03: So for next week's film, what are we gonna cover?
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  SPEAKER_03: Godfather?
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  SPEAKER_03: Just what are we covering next?
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  SPEAKER_03: What do you want me to do?
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  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
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  Dylan: It's too late for this.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  Dylan: All right.
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  Dylan: I'm gonna make enough you can't refuse.
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  Dylan: I don't do a good impression.
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  Dylan: So for a quick plot rundown, um, it's uh NYPD cop that gets recruited into a secret alien monitoring agency.
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  Dylan: It gets partnered with a Gumprey veteran.
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  Dylan: I'm gonna redo that one.
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  Dylan: For a quick plot rundown, we have an NYPD cop that gets recruited into a secret alien tent alien.
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  Dylan: Wow.
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  Dylan: Why is that hard?
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  Dylan: Take three.
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  SPEAKER_03: A spoiler alert.
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  SPEAKER_03: Spoiler alert.
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  Dylan: Um I knew that he had acted in like Star Wars or Star Trek.
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  Dylan: Star Trek.
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  Dylan: We gotta redo that cancel for sure.
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  Dylan: Zip today on the uh in podcast.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Five students, one Saturday, a movie that defined a generation.
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  SPEAKER_01: How much more like Jim Carrey can I talk?
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  Dylan: You've got the eyebrows down.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  Dylan: They can't see that.
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  Dylan: What an audio medium.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: To rule them all.
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  Dylan: Right.
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  Dylan: You're on the tagline, so okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um I'm being too critical right now.
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  Joe: Yes, you apologize.
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  Dylan: Try the hero.
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  Dylan: I'm gonna try mine again because I kind of flubbed it.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're heading to the Oregon coast for a treasure map, a pirate ship, and one of the most iconic kid adventures ever made, the Goonies.
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  Dylan: Welcome to Have You Seen the Movie Podcast where every movie is a premiere.
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  Dylan: For for a sci-fi episode, we should do that.
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  Dylan: Like super robotic and monotone.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: You almost sound like uh one of those voices at Disneyland where it's giving instructions in multiple languages.
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  Dylan: Place it over your head.
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  SPEAKER_03: Cinnamon toast and tacos, por favor.
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  Dylan: Please stand clear of the doors.
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  Dylan: Yeah.
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  Dylan: Oh, that's Disney World, my bad.
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  Dylan: So, Joe, how many how many truffle shuffles would you rate this out of 10?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my brother-in-law is gonna hate me, but I man, I think a 6.5 or 7.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think I'm leaning towards a 6.5.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: 24.
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  SPEAKER_03: Character and performances.
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  SPEAKER_03: Take five.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, one of my favorite Sean Aston performances outside of Goonies is restart that.
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  Dylan: I was laughing.
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  Dylan: I'm sorry.
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  Dylan: Nope.
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  Dylan: No, you don't have to do anything.
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  Dylan: You can just re- in all seriousness.
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  Dylan: Whoa.
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  Dylan: In all seriousness, thank you.
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  Dylan: Season one was an experiment.
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  Dylan: And the fact that people listened, shared, laughed with us.
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  Dylan: It means more than we probably say enough.
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  Dylan: This started as two friends talking about movies.
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  Dylan: And somehow it turned into something real.
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  Dylan: Next week, we're not slowing down.
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  Dylan: We've got more surprises coming.
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  Dylan: New ideas.
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  Dylan: New episodes.
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  Dylan: And maybe even more chaos.
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  Dylan: Season two is coming.
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  Dylan: And remember, every movie is a premiere.