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Stand with Ron: Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order & Fallout 76 Revealed · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  so for the first time in the history of this podcast I'd like to open an episode
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  by saying one of the hosts is not here
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  holy [ __ ] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy heads will Spin and the only
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  reason why I really noticed this because it of gets forgotten is because Luke
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  likes to have the first word yeah so rather than it just being you and I
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  waiting for the other one to speak I thought I'd jump in and say that Luke is
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  on his mysterious Trip To America that he teased us about to go to uh the E3
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  press conference he's going to he's not going to E3 proper he's going to the
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  Microsoft keynote thing the presentation and then some other stuff he's been very
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  vague uh he's been incredibly vague and we got a lot of Snapchats if anyone
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  follows us on social media that were also a lot of posts on Instagram of him
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  getting ready and getting on the plane yeah but absolutely nothing since he's
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  landed yeah so [ __ ] knows where he is uh
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  the Microsoft conference is today the presentation today it's possible that he
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  was so jet lagged cuz I mean it is a long flight and it does mess you up cuz
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  that time difference is a killer it's possible he's just been asleep this
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  whole time that is true yeah so hopefully he'll
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  resurface and E3 is on right now uh and all most of I think most of the
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  conferences are in the next couple days so uh next week when he's back we should
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  have quite a lot to talk about yeah unless they don't announce
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  anything in which case oh well yeah I mean I looked up what pre-order bonuses
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  were coming with Red Dead Redemption about you're the [ __ ] part of the problem
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  Dan free- order bonuses [ __ ] off no I I I looked at what they were so that I
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  could get mad if they uh yeah good good all right that's fine
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  then [ __ ] don't lump me in with that Matt don't love me with those
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  guys no no I was literally trolling the list going okay different colored horse
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  fine no type of gun okay I don't give a [ __ ] about that just don't change just
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  change my gaming experience don't me don't let me miss out on story somebody
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  else [ __ ] bought it first yeah is it cheaper to pre-order it cuz that's a bit
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  of a [ __ ] too cuz it's like it's cheaper if you want to buy it without knowing
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  whether it's good or not like come on well that's what I used to love about
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  when you used to pre-order games from actual game shops would be that they
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  charge you what they think it's going to be and if you wanted to pick it up and
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  jby highi had it for cheaper they'd give you a little bit of a refund yeah and if
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  it was [ __ ] you could just take it back yeah that's true you can do that on
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  Steam now I think you can is that right yeah you can get a refund you got to
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  have played less than a certain number of hours though and so for some games I
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  mean it's hard to tell like yeah games are very long cuz for me it's really if
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  uh cuz if it starts from when you've purchased it I mean it could be months
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  before I get to anything years before I even play the damn thing yeah yeah I've
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  got so many games I've not touched cuz I'm idiot and I just keep buying them
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  yeah I mean I've uninstalled most of my Steam games just I don't need them
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  sitting there I'll download them again when I should do it with my Xbox I have
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  a huge external hard drive on my Xbox with like just every game installed I
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  don't need them on there like does sound awesome though yeah but it's
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  also you get Choice paralysis because I'll I'll jump on there and like I've
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  been playing a lot of Conan with you obviously lately and uh and and I'm
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  playing breath of the Wild on my switch so that's fine but the other day Conan
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  wanted you know a 10 gig update and I was like oh yeah I guess I'll see what
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  else I've got and it's just it's this sea of games that I'm like [ __ ] I don't
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  even know and then I'm just going to sit here and wait for the update cuz I just
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  don't know yeah yeah no I agree I can't play more than one game at once anyway
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  just can't just don't have the attention span yeah you know what you can't play on
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  Steam uh you can't play play AIDS simulator not anymore anymore no I'm I'm
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  kind of disappointed that uh that I didn't get a look at this game before uh and I wonder
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  if probably not is my guess Matt probably not in fact I would say that um
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  the de that that made this game which I think is called Bunch O Bros or
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  something like that uh is is probably just [ __ ] trying to be as provocative
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  as they can because they released simulator and
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  Isis simulator as well oh great I mean at least Isis simulator would probably
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  be a little bit more action packed I don't know depends although maybe the
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  AIDS simulator starts off with a lot of lot of cool stuff and then just yeah
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  then just dos being cool yeah because Isis simulator could
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  just be a lot of propaganda just sit there and be angry who knows they've
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  also got one called asset flip simulator and really sound I mean that doesn't
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  sound provocative at all well that's I I wondered if that's what they're doing
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  you know you install unity and you go on the unity asset store and buy a bunch of
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  pre-made [ __ ] and just Loosely Cobble together a game and then sell it so you
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  could just do that well you don't need a simulator just do
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  it make some money yep well I mean you don't need a
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  simulator to have AIDS either Matt but here we are no you don't uh I imagine a
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  simulator is probably this well the same or similar to uh play gink and a lot of
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  those games you could probably just play one of those they're actually good games
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  so yeah play in is is quite
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  good um I think even even as a a game as
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  kind of uh how would you describe it it's it's not a personal game you know
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  it's just numbers yeah right but but even if
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  you just just making it a instead of some unknown
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  virus well you can name it aids in in plague simulator I assume unless they
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  true I uh ban certain keywords I always just named it clients that I
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  hate sure yeah I just named it Dan oh no
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  no not you obviously no no no just this other Dan that I don't like yeah and
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  listeners if your name's Dan it's not you either I love you all it's that it's
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  that other are you talking about Dan the son son of Jacob in Old Testament I am
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  actually how did you know yeah yeah I thought that's the day [ __ ] that guy hey
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  yeah because of that the the party you know the thing he did with the with the
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  table Yeah Yeah unnecessary well look speaking of AIDS we've had another
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  [ __ ] Celebrity Death de cathlon this week de cathlon and there weren't 10
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  really 10 no I I think I made that up but let's let's say the deck in in this
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  de cathlon is decadence no that's not right either yeah Decay yeah yeah sure
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  yeah it's just well it's just a big big
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  week for depression I guess like Jesus this is like a [ __ ] dark week yeah
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  celebrities just too depressed to go on fuing just hanging himself yeah so we'
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  got uh that that woman who made the handbags yeah not familiar with her
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  obviously look I have Kate Spade Cutlery in my kitchen at work and so as far as I
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  know Kate Spade is the Cutler leag lady you tell me she makes bags then I'll
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  believe you she was upset that she couldn't find her Cutlery and that's why she did
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  it oh you think I've got her actual Cutlery well I don't I don't know like
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  stolen from her house it could be yeah I suppose look I've already said enough
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  I've already said enough but the the yeah she uh she hanged herself and then
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  um only yesterday we heard [ __ ] Anthony Bourdain yeah dead of AIDS and
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  hanging and hanging yeah I feel like we need to think we need to clarify that
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  the AIDS part is a joke because we don't comment on that anymore and people may
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  not have heard episodes from like seven years ago three years ago yeah so where
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  everyone was dying of AIDS look maybe that joke's not even funny anymore maybe
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  it was never funny I don't know look here's the thing right I don't know if
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  you're like me Matt but anytime I hear of a male dying of hanging show ESP in a
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  hotel room I just wonder whether they were jerking off yeah thinking of
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  Michael Hutchins yeah or M or uh David kadine also jerked himself off to death
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  yeah Jesus I mean you're got a good comment when he says look if you're
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  jacking off and you start to die
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  stop yeah it's tough though isn't it yeah I suppose when you're in the
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  throws of it it's like F I think I'm going to die but you know what I am so like like
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  Pringles just can't stop yeah so bouran I mean look I think
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  we probably should have seen the warning signs started dating Asia Argento and
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  that to me yes oh and I think when you start dating Asia Argento you've gotten
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  about as low as you can get in your life what's wrong with Asia Argento I don't
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  know man she just seems a bit damaged well sure but she'd probably very nice
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  oh yeah probably wouldn't mind hanging out with a dad yeah you said it like you
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  were saying something something but you weren't yeah I genuinely would just like
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  to hang out with Dario agento [ __ ] yeah Matt have you seen the trailer for the
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  remake of susperia I have not yet I've been waiting because I thought Jenna
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  would want to watch it with me and then I forgot pretty good yeah it looks pretty
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  good yeah okay I mean this is one of my favorite old timey horror movies and
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  obviously I was skeptical but uh you know it's out to prove me wrong by the
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  look of it all right I'll uh see if we can check it out later on this evening
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  but yeah I know I'm excited about that yeah speaking of old horror movies I
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  watched two old horror movies this week that I have a feeling you're probably a
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  fan of either or both of these yes um so earlier in the week I watched the fly oh
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  yeah with Jeff Goblin yep MH Jeff G and
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  uh a young and quite attractive Gina Davis yes
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  yeah yep uh pretty [ __ ] good movie that really liked it classic it's a
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  Cronenberg right yeah it is Cronenberg at his [ __ ] disgusting as yes it's very
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  gooey yeah and then this weekend um I watched another movie that I haven't
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  seen since I was a kid I watched the thing oh
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  [ __ ] that is such a good movie the thing is it might be one of John Carpenter's
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  best and that's a a funny coincidence cuz we watched uh Escape From New York
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  oh wow the other night yeah which is also John car cool man in case you're
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  wondering what the [ __ ] they have to do with each other cuz they're quite
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  different it's the same director yeah same director and also the same star
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  actually if you oh of course yeah gone down that path yeah something I never
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  noticed obviously I was a kid I might not have even seen it yet but this the
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  plot of the thing structurally is very very similar to the plot of
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  alien yes yeah for sure a little more distrust yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah and
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  I love that that's the best thing about it is the paranoia yeah yeah but just you know
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  like someone's in trouble they check it out something gets brought back y then
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  it starts to infiltrate people start dying it's uh yeah that [ __ ] scene
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  where they're testing everybody's blood is so good cuz it's just so tense and
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  everyone's just ready to [ __ ] shoot someone I know so good yeah I I always
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  thought seen in the start where the [ __ ] dog's head comes AP yeah he just
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  couldn't do that anymore and the guy with the spider head the little the legs
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  come out of the guy's head yeah I um I often think you know they they they made
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  a Thing video game uh at one point I always thought I'm not quite sure how
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  you would do it but and I know there is a board game of the thing maybe that
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  captures this but I it would be good to capture that element uh sort of like I
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  guess secret Hitler does it a little bit and and all those kind of games where
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  somebody is the thing and you've got to figure out who it is and if you could
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  try and capture the like you said the paranoia and the the distrust and the
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  finger pointing in a in a multiplayer game that would be excellent oh yeah
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  that's true if you could somehow you could do it as a lop just have a whole
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  bunch of people standing around gone [ __ ] trust you he's a [ __ ] alien
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  but I it also made me think cuz it was similar to alien in just in a
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  superficial way and then it occurred to me that his first movie was dark star
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  which was written by Dan oanon who wrote Alien yeah Fair Point not that that has
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  anything to do with anything but I found that interesting do you know the thing
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  is a remake as well is uh I kind of I think I knew that but is it like of an
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  old 50s drive-in movie yeah it's an old black and white kind of yeah 50s horror
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  movie so yeah right well so is the fly oh of course it is yeah yeah think a lot
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  of people because then they did the the new thing which was like a prequel to
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  The yes I didn't see that yeah I remember being all right it wasn't it's
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  uh it's setting a Norwegian Camp before this right yeah yeah yeah yeah but with
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  a bunch of Americans cuz cuz yeah of course just cuz I've uh I've just looked
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  up the uh the 1951 on the thing and uh yeah it looks pretty similar so yeah
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  cool yeah listeners if you know of a game that's like that uh or if you've
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  have you noticed that every time he tries to he's trying to co coin a new
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  it's just not going to happen yeah cuz I've already said I've already named the
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  patreon.com we love you we do look here's someone else that
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  we love Matt um we've got some other followup today but I just really want to
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  launch into talking about Stan Lee because what the actual [ __ ] leave him
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  alone [ __ ] man so Stanley's had his identity theft it he's had his blood
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  stolen he's had his money drained away and now guys with guns have come to his
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  house house yeah [ __ ] me so uh he was at home with his lawyer
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  and his nurse two dudes arrived with guns yelling give me my [ __ ] money
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  assume I like how it the article seemed to imply that at first everyone thought
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  it was all above board and then and then someone was like wait a minute are they
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  not supposed to be guys with guns in here a [ __ ]
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  yeah so I [ __ ] God knows what stand has been up to just just reading this is
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  the statement the official statement the men Clan Lee owed the money and arrived
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  at the property to demand he pay them back um a source who witnessed the
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  incident said things went bad following an angry confrontation between Lee and
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  one of them so didn't things go bad when the two dudes with guns showed up at his
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  house it seemed like it was going all right but uh but then Stan said no so
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  yeah those two guys with guns turned up just for a peaceful chat m d cus and
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  [ __ ] by saying I don't know who you are get out of my
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  house yeah [ __ ] leave Stan Lee alone unless he does owe somebody money in
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  which case [ __ ] if he owes your money pay him back then yeah Stan you probably
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  do owe some people money and some credit
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  too let's let's be honest couple of artists out there who uh who would mind
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  a little bit of a co-creation credit that you're holding back from from them
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  but yep but I don't think it was Steve ditco and Jack Kirby with the guns
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  outside his house I mean nothing in this article says anything about that no and
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  I'm was certainly not implying that Stanley had something to do with Jack
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  Kirby's death definitely not yeah although you know prove that he
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  didn't yeah y because that's how bur of proof
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  works yeah that's right prove you didn't kill him did you uh so okay so maybe we
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  don't go into this now but did you read the article that came out this week
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  about Woody Allen written by Mia pharoh's son I I heard that it was out there and
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  I don't I didn't read it but I did hear about it and he supported him right yeah
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  yeah so I read it and he was basically saying I was there I was there the whole
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  day everyone had already been pissed off about Woody so everyone was watching him
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  real close he never raped anyone but then everyone saying well if you didn't
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  see it you know he's like well how can I prove something that didn't happen right
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  anyway it it was an interesting read but we'll never we'll never know the truth
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  I'd seen that that had come out yeah did you see uh See this thing about
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  apparently Brad Pit threatened to [ __ ] murder Harvey Weinstein at one
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  point I actually knew about this already oh okay it was back in the day when he
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  was dating um GTH ptra yeah gwynth yeah and he apparently tried his trick on
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  Gwyneth trying to get a massage yeah slash sex yeah and Brad and Brad was
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  having none of that he confronted him at an event in front of people apparently
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  and said if you [ __ ] touch her again I will kill you and at that point he was
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  such a big star that that that actually had yeah yeah because not a lot of
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  people could because you you hear about people standing up to harv you all the
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  time and actually just all thaten is their careers go away yeah yeah well I
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  guess not now thank God but uh yeah yeah well no thank God but I I love that Brad
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  Pit because I always think Brad Pit would be a kind of a cool guy you know
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  what I mean I wonder about that too I mean I he definitely has that celebrity
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  disconnect I'm I'm I'm sure of it just cuz his life I can't even I can't even
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  imagine what his [ __ ] life is like but yeah yeah but he seems like I mean this guy's
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  ugliest girlfriend was that girl from friends who plays the pretty one you
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  know Jennifer Aniston that's it that's it
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  y yeah she's she's the ugliest she's the
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  ugliest girl he's ever dated you know how many of his girlfriends are you
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  familiar with oh I'm I'm familiar with the big ones okay who which of you are
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  which of them are you the biggest fan of
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  um well I know that he used to date uh Christ I'm getting old and I'm
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  forgetting that girl from uh Married with Children blonde oh Christina
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  Applegate yeah Christin Applegate Back In Married with Children days when he
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  wasn't famous yet H uh they because he was because he was handsome yeah yeah
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  and then Gwyneth I like Gwyneth yeah gwyneth's cool she seems cool yeah yeah
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  but I've heard she's a bit weird well she is yeah she has that um is that
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  company she runs now and they're up they're someone's suing them for fraud
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  or something like that it's some kind of uh a [ __ ] this is so uninformed all I
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  know is that it's kind of like a hippie New Age company to do with food or something
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  this is so uninformative goop is it called goop yeah goop biof frequency
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  healing yeah there you go this sounds like one of those uh that's why I don't
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  know what it is cuz it's [ __ ] horeshit cuz it's not anything yeah you
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  just pay and then they remotely heal you with thoughts this sounds like that um
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  business where you can actually um pay people now to look after your pets after
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  the Rapture yeah I love that that's such a good business
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  idea we should do that for Facebook
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  yes wait we should start a business that when people get taken for the Rapture is
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  that what they call it they get taken you're going to be taken uh yeah taken
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  or like summoned up to heaven you will be taken I'll look after your Facebook
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  cuz I'm I'm going to be here don't worry about that when you say you look after
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  it do you mean maintain it and like keep updating and stuff or do you just like
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  abely delete it so that everything's gone we will take over your possessions
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  and your Facebook and then you know we'll just tweet about it and and and
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  post I don't think people are going to do that but I tell you what I'm starting
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  a business right now it's 100 bucks in my pocket and if the Rapture comes I
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  will go to your house and I will delete your browser history [ __ ] yeah yeah
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  absolutely that's a bargain man 100 bucks for peace of
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  mind yeah you do need to have I think a a kind of a what you call it a dead man
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  switch for some of that some of the Social Media stuff yeah yeah they have
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  one on um on Facebook if you die you can transfer your account to somebody I
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  think I think that's in the settings now but have a Facebook will I think I saw
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  I'm I'm sure I've seen a setting for that either Facebook or or or on one of
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  them but then how the [ __ ] do they know that you died like you someone must have
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  to submit a form or something yeah if enough people write condolence messages
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  on your wall maybe they get the they get the hint but then again I can think of
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  uh some like High School online bullying that uh imagine they killed
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  you right like everyone just [ __ ] go to Matt Ham's page tonight and say I'm
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  sorry that you died so Facebook [ __ ] put a memorial out I think I would find that
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  funny I know that I would find that funny yeah you know but that's the thing
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  because we're just like oh social media okay like whatever kids get really
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  sensitive yeah I know they [ __ ]
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  delete get popular enough oh KY Mar Tran
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  yeah that's different sad because like I don't really like her but she doesn't
• 25:52
  deserve to be [ __ ] trolled online no well I don't F I don't know her I did I
• 25:56
  didn't like rose the character she portrayed I didn't like that movie fault
• 25:59
  [ __ ] man no it's she's got like she's just an actress like come on guys as far
• 26:03
  as I am concerned she did a perfectly good job of a terrible role yeah and uh
• 26:09
  [ __ ] Star Wars Fanatics all over the world are like [ __ ] you Kelly Marie Tran
• 26:14
  yeah see I worry that as a as a non-fan of The Last Jedi like [ __ ] don't let
• 26:18
  me in with those [ __ ] like just don't Matt I'm only
• 26:23
  going to ask you this once mhm what did you say to Kelly Marie didn't say
• 26:27
  anything to her well that's not what she says is it oh she she just called me out
• 26:32
  specifically well that's a shame well I did say I did say that I didn't like her
• 26:35
  character I'm fairly certain I've never said anything about her as as a human
• 26:40
  being you you were like I objectively don't like your character
• 26:46
  you I don't remember saying that but you never
• 26:50
  know I do maybe I had a Rosanne moment
• 26:53
  and uh and just forgot forgot to not be racist
• 26:58
  yeah she's deleted her Instagram uh I don't know if she had any other social
• 27:01
  media her Instagram's the one I've been seeing around cuz people were just being
• 27:04
  [ __ ] [ __ ] to her that sucks for like since it's been six months get over
• 27:09
  it you [ __ ] nerds like don't don't harass her don't harass Ryan Johnson
• 27:15
  Ryan Johnson I think has been getting the worst cuz he's turned all his
• 27:18
  comments and stuff off luckily if he just doesn't give a [ __ ] uh but [ __ ]
• 27:24
  stop it yeah just stop it it's not not cool
• 27:30
  no going harass anybody harass Kathy Ken yeah just kidding don't don't you want
• 27:36
  to lay blame that's uh that's where the F of blame will land although Matt don't
• 27:42
  harass people I heard a rumor that she's going to step down
• 27:47
  which I find hard to believe I saw that but uh the internet is talking yeah I
• 27:52
  mean I can't think of why the interet says a lot of [ __ ] she's barely been
• 27:56
  there I imagine it's probably some on cuz there has been a lot
• 28:00
  of people aren't happy about the way Star Wars is going
• 28:06
  and you know look at the solo box office and and and the fan you know audience
• 28:12
  reaction to the The Last Jedi stay what you will about people's motives for not
• 28:18
  liking Last Jedi a lot of people just didn't like it and they were very vocal
• 28:21
  about it and and clearly people aren't into solo because no one's going to see
• 28:26
  it and so I think either that really is having an effect
• 28:31
  or people just think maybe that's having an effect I don't know man if if the
• 28:34
  [ __ ] Executives over at DC didn't have to step down
• 28:39
  after [ __ ] oh God and pick one they did um they they did I mean Zack Snider
• 28:46
  is not involved with that anymore so they did no but we talk about solo doing
• 28:52
  badly but what what does it make solo box office
• 28:57
  take 14 million or something first weekend not not what
• 29:03
  they were hoping for Milli in the first week that's not the first weekend that's
• 29:08
  just the first week worldwide I mean cuz we talked about how we thought there
• 29:14
  were rumors a long time ago that they had just written this film off because
• 29:17
  of all not not because it's a bad film or anything like that but think about
• 29:20
  all the bad press it got like of course they were worried and and of course that
• 29:24
  had an effect like this the the all the you know the the
• 29:30
  directors getting fired and all that kind of stuff everybody knew about it
• 29:33
  everyone was talking about it yeah everyone's talking about the acting
• 29:37
  coach exactly people thought this movie was going to be [ __ ] and it's affected
• 29:42
  the yeah but 100 200 million in the first week is still a [ __ ] profit you
• 29:47
  know what I mean like it it might not have gotten Last Jedi numbers yeah I was
• 29:53
  reading one article recently that was saying that if anyone who thinks the
• 29:58
  Last Jedi is going to ruin Star Wars and like bring it down forgets about The
• 30:03
  Phantom Menace I know seven films beyond that if if the
• 30:08
  phantom menace couldn't ruin it then nothing will I'm guilty of that
• 30:13
  I I [ __ ] have no desire to watch the prequels ever again now that we've got
• 30:18
  some other stuff that's better even though I don't like it as much as the
• 30:21
  old stuff it's better than the I agree though it's it's it's okay to like Star
• 30:25
  Wars again yeah
• 30:28
  yeah I uh the other day was how did this
• 30:33
  come up across the stars came into my ears the music Across the stars from
• 30:39
  Attack of the CL Anakin and padme's Love Theme [ __ ] I'm so annoyed that that is
• 30:44
  in such a [ __ ] movie because it really is [ __ ] awesome music like that's the
• 30:50
  one thing about the prequels absolutely I mean it's literally the only good
• 30:55
  thing about The Phantom Menace is the score and theore is amazing jeel of the
• 30:59
  Fates is [ __ ] iconic it's like but
• 31:04
  then you got to watch the movie So speaking of The Phantom Menace
• 31:08
  apparently Darth Ma I don't Mt just so you know I'm never watching it again
• 31:12
  spoilers I should have said spoilers and now that I've said spoilers and I said
• 31:16
  the name before people are going to know something's up so I apologize
• 31:22
  spoilers apparently spoilers for solo it was Ron Howard's idea to put Darth Ma
• 31:28
  in sort of yeah it was just a an unknown person originally and then he was like
• 31:35
  but hadn't uh hadn't kdan and kdan who wrote the script originally floated that
• 31:41
  it was going to be said that's what they call themselves
• 31:44
  as a Duo well I don't know what they call him just call themselves by their Naman and
• 31:50
  son they they apparently had tossed it about themselves and then they just decided
• 31:56
  not to go with it then when uh when Roman Howard came on board and he was
• 32:01
  like look I got two I got two riders in my contract number one my weird demented
• 32:08
  deformed feret of a hunb brother needs to be in the movie
• 32:12
  yep and two what was that thing you said
• 32:15
  about Mo it's Darth Mo yeah think R Star Wars apparently they're not going to
• 32:22
  [ __ ] I don't know man yeah but I just think that um I think Ron Howard goes
• 32:26
  around to Steven Spielberg house every afternoon and just says Stephen what
• 32:30
  what did you do when you doing a St oh you haven't done one you haven't done a
• 32:33
  Star Wars oh I've done a Star Wars I think Spielberg didn't want to right no
• 32:38
  I'm sure he was asked spel was asked to do Jedi yeah I think someone said that
• 32:43
  they he discussed doing one of the prequels but then he was like [ __ ] I'm
• 32:47
  not getting involved with that yeah [ __ ] hell George is my friend but I
• 32:52
  don't want to work with him anymore yeah except that's I'm joking obviously cuz
• 32:56
  they're doing Indiana Jones 5 now yeah well they've got a got an
• 33:01
  opportunity to uh redeem themselves don't they yeah look the only I mean
• 33:06
  I've got no problem with him being back I mean he was a good character the only
• 33:09
  thing about me is that that that's a lot of assumed knowledge because you have to
• 33:13
  know that he came back in the in the kids cartoon series and that to me was
• 33:17
  never something Star Wars did the movies were always the movies you could only
• 33:21
  watch them and you would know enough cuz
• 33:23
  either you assume he that's not him
• 33:28
  for starters that's some other um what are they called his Red Man his species
• 33:35
  I forget red another red faced man or you just don't know what the [ __ ]
• 33:41
  going on like yeah or yeah you're doing what I did and was going with was nine
• 33:47
  when he was killed so uh that would make uh Han Solo 20 years older than Darth Vader
• 33:54
  y maybe so we do have we got some other followup yeah yeah we do briefly I don't
• 33:59
  want cuz I don't want to talk about this horrible looking film too much uh Sesame
• 34:03
  Street instantly lost their lawsuit against the Happy Time murders and uh
• 34:07
  and that's done yeah that's done the judge said uh actually I don't think
• 34:11
  anyone uh will watch the Happy Time Murders trailer and think it's an actual
• 34:15
  Sesame Street episode so no no not a lot
• 34:18
  of uh Silly String jizz in Sesame Street
• 34:23
  probably less probably L yeah less yeah most likely
• 34:28
  movie looks so bad yeah I don't want to just be one of those people that hates on uh
• 34:34
  j hate on jizz I'm Pro jiz Pro jiz Pro
• 34:39
  is that a movement um the pro jiz movement sure is what do we want Che
• 34:45
  when do we want it now do we want it all over an
• 34:51
  office have we talked about that um anti-masturbation
• 34:55
  craze that those white supr assists were
• 34:58
  going through oh no fap or whatever it
• 35:02
  is like I've seen that on
• 35:05
  Reddit yeah is it I've heard of this um
• 35:09
  so there's a ah this is again ill
• 35:13
  informed but the the white
• 35:17
  supremacist who kicked off that that t
• 35:21
  torch rally yeah yeah I don't know his you know I mean I I I forget his name
• 35:26
  actually after that I checked that his podcast because like I wanted to learn
• 35:30
  more about him but yeah yeah that's who he is a podcaster but um he's just a
• 35:35
  [ __ ] withit cuz I was like no do you mean Stephan m is that who you mean no
• 35:40
  no is he a white supremacist uh allegedly that's why I'm trying to be
• 35:46
  careful I'm trying to be careful here cuz he actually literally has threatened
• 35:49
  to sue people for saying that so [ __ ] what are you doing man well no no no no
• 35:54
  no I'm I'm not saying he is I'm saying that he's been accused of it you can't
• 35:58
  sue me for that hash standing by Stefan I don't know if I want to stand by
• 36:04
  Stefan I don't know if I want to yeah I've heard that that's not what I'm
• 36:07
  talking about who's this [ __ ] other podcaster then oh man hold on hold on um
• 36:12
  what what's the name of the place that have happened that's what everyone calls
• 36:15
  it right I know I've heard of this incel [ __ ] which is a thing now as well what
• 36:20
  is that it's sounds like am way I think it's kind of like uh what do they call
• 36:23
  them mgtow you know when it's like guys are like [ __ ] girls don't want me so
• 36:27
  I I want them like oh right well knock yourself out boys knock yourself out and
• 36:33
  if there's only insell listeners and and we are not doing your your thoughts
• 36:37
  Justice right in let us know happy to correct as anything we say we can
• 36:42
  correct if you uh yeah yeah that's right I doubt we have any listeners from that
• 36:48
  Arena though anyway I don't know his name what the [ __ ] were we talking about
• 36:54
  the podcast that apparently I'm not and I thought I was familiar with all of
• 36:58
  them so yeah I just typed into Google cuz I was talking I just typed in
• 37:05
  Jacksonville Florida white
• 37:09
  podcast the FBI are on to you mate and and me
• 37:14
  too [ __ ] Christopher canwell is his name his name is Christopher canwell never
• 37:21
  heard of him nor should you it's not
• 37:24
  Jackson is it Jacksonville I don't know I don't follow why were we talking about
• 37:31
  this I've got my Ron Howard window still open what the [ __ ] why are you saying
• 37:36
  Ron how is a white supremacist Dan # standby Ron standby Ron yeah if
• 37:43
  anybody is that little ginger would be seriously what were we talking about
• 37:46
  what were we talking about I'm going to stop and play back if I can't we were
• 37:49
  talking about Sesame Street we're talking about Happy Time murders Melissa McCarthy brand
• 37:56
  jiz who was no no anti masturbation anti
• 38:00
  masturbation yes that's right okay so um this guy Charlottesville [ __ ]
• 38:06
  Charlottesville the name of that place there you go yes the guy from Charlottesville
• 38:12
  Christopher cwell who I only know from tying himself up in that [ __ ] debacle
• 38:17
  with the Ticky torches um had started a
• 38:20
  movement of not masturbating okay um unless there's certain there's certain
• 38:26
  rules right you're allowed to masturbate once a month and a woman must be
• 38:31
  watching you consensually watching you
• 38:34
  okay yeah like it it can't be it can't be instead of having sex with a woman is
• 38:41
  their thing they feel it's that men are being emasculated by having option to
• 38:47
  masturbate I've heard that [ __ ] a lot
• 38:50
  lately okay from who oh no no no online there's just a that's that's a like I
• 38:57
  said like Jenna shut up no no no this mtow [ __ ] Insel all this weird all
• 39:03
  all this weird [ __ ] A lot of these like I guess far right
• 39:07
  [ __ ] schools of thought I guess is a nice way to put it yeah schools of not
• 39:13
  so much thinking have to do with yeah men being oppressed because you know you
• 39:19
  got to be nice to ladies oh I think people um people go too far in in in
• 39:25
  both directions to be honest but I Ely don't think men you think people are too
• 39:29
  nice to ladies I think well in a sense I think I think you got to it's not
• 39:35
  just God man is this something that we could talk about in the Afterparty
• 39:39
  perhaps it might be yeah give it a bit of Sizzle yeah no because now no one no
• 39:43
  one's going to bother and they're just going to be like [ __ ] Matt's [ __ ]
• 39:46
  sexist yeah the after party is just going to be Matt's going [ __ ] women
• 39:50
  have flipped the table over and it's again and now we have to rise up say I'm
• 39:55
  saying people just go just [ __ ] relax body we're all the same let's just treat
• 39:58
  everybody the same that's what I'm saying don't [ __ ] go out of your way
• 40:03
  to to to [ __ ] make a big deal about anyone just everybody just chill that's
• 40:09
  what I'm saying don't go out of your way to make a big deal about anyone I think just
• 40:15
  yeah that's what it all comes down to any any group of people everybody just
• 40:20
  treat everybody the same I think that's my opinion as a as a white man I think so
• 40:26
  too but yeah I don't know I don't know to be
• 40:31
  honest I don't know I did watch that movie recently where Tom Cruz and a
• 40:37
  bunch of really like good white
• 40:41
  English-speaking actors play Nazis oh did did you ever see that one the Brian
• 40:46
  Singer one called yeah Brian Singer although I didn't realize that until the
• 40:50
  end and then when his name came up I was like oh okay that now I get it now I
• 40:54
  that's why the film felt a little bit dirty yeah
• 41:00
  in the background there were just little boys going into trailers just being led in
• 41:05
  allegedly no not allegedly I know that for a fact I'm saying Alle I was molested
• 41:12
  don't say don't Su me suan hey not not that I want to make fun
• 41:19
  of anyone from the me tooo movement right of course but um did you know that
• 41:25
  Brandon Frasier was molested I did I saw an article a little while ago about why
• 41:30
  he wasn't in movies after you know the '90s
• 41:33
  and yeah I was like [ __ ] that's intense he got molested yeah by the uh the
• 41:40
  president of the uh Hollywood Foreign Press Association and he made a fuss about it
• 41:46
  as as you should and uh and he got basically blacklisted from the sounds of it
• 41:53
  yeah yep I mean for some reason Brendan Frasier was in a lot of movies like yeah
• 41:58
  you know he was very he a very B the best actor but he was a big star the
• 42:03
  mommy is [ __ ] great he also uh he he
• 42:07
  said that he he did too many physical roles without
• 42:13
  uh without looking after himself CU he did he injured himself as well so it was
• 42:18
  a combination of things but the yeah this the sexual assault thing was
• 42:22
  apparently a huge blow because he just but he got he got depressed about it
• 42:27
  fair enough yeah and here's the thing though because I mean I get like those
• 42:31
  that tape of Harvey Weinstein that came out when he was trying to molest that
• 42:35
  Italian model was just gross like it just made me feel gross listening to but
• 42:38
  even just just in in Bren Fraser's own words here here's what the the Hollywood
• 42:44
  Foreign Press Association president did to him his left hand reached around
• 42:49
  grabbed my ass cheek and one of his fingers touched me on the taint and he
• 42:53
  started moving it around like gross guys
• 42:57
  come on man [ __ ] stop it stop it don't don't [ __ ] rub a man's Tate if
• 43:03
  he doesn't want you to did we I don't know if we may have mentioned this
• 43:07
  before but Terry Cruz got molested yeah from what I understand I
• 43:12
  heard him uh he was on Tim Ferris podcast and I'm pretty sure forgotten
• 43:17
  the specifics I think some guy grabbed his junk at a party and with and Terry
• 43:21
  his wife was there and he was like I'll [ __ ] kill him and she was like just
• 43:25
  let it go like there's nothing you can do
• 44:06
  [Music]
• 44:27
  reveal the trick bit [ __ ] I mean obviously [ __ ]
• 44:32
  who who didn't know fell through the floor and ran along the hallway yeah David David
• 44:38
  Copperfield would not have gone to Vegas in an episode of uh pen tellers fool us
• 44:44
  with that one how do they get from the front to the back tunnel yes tunnel fam
• 44:50
  with the prestige by Christopher noan yeah I've been cloning and killing
• 44:56
  oh sorry spoilers spoilers for The Prestige yeah that's all right the
• 45:01
  movie's that's not the point of the movie anyway really two weeks old [ __ ]
• 45:05
  man and that's not even the twist actually you're right yeah although
• 45:09
  watch his obsession when you when you watch the prestige again they reveal the
• 45:12
  twist in the first like one minute of the film yeah yeah yeah once you know
• 45:16
  it's like oh it's that's why it's a good rewatch it's yeah you yeah have you seen
• 45:21
  the Honest Trailers this month it's every Christopher Nolan movie oh I
• 45:25
  didn't F it's good it's it's good because obviously it's done with love
• 45:29
  you know it's love that [ __ ] his wife in it feel like you
• 45:35
  don't love me today so good oh yeah not today not today you mean it sometimes but not
• 45:40
  today this is technically followup because we got called out on the fact
• 45:45
  that you said last I'm sorry that sounded very accusatory it's not it's
• 45:50
  just that you uh you last week said we're going to be talking about a woman
• 45:54
  who gets a vagina made of fish skin and then we just didn't talk about it we
• 45:58
  just never mentioned it yeah because we talk about solo for a solid hour people
• 46:03
  were like the [ __ ] was with the fish woman the fish vagina we didn't even say
• 46:09
  woman we just said we get to the fish vagina after we talk about that's right yeah
• 46:15
  yeah okay now here's the thing this article I first saw in the Daily Mail
• 46:20
  okay so I always always fact check right so and this definitely sounded like
• 46:26
  something that the daily male might have made up right but I found it in several
• 46:31
  other Publications as well some more reputable than others but I couldn't
• 46:36
  find a single source that says this is not true so anyway I'm just reporting
• 46:40
  what I know that a woman born without a vagina has become the world's first
• 46:45
  woman to now have a new synthetic vagina made out of fish
• 46:49
  skin okay that's the story you may not know this but when you say she was born
• 46:55
  without one like a Barbie doll look I'll
• 46:59
  be honest I tried to find pictures and couldn't cuz I'm assuming not because I
• 47:05
  mean it does other things so maybe it's just there must be something there
• 47:08
  although she doesn't have ovaries or a
• 47:12
  cervix oh um yeah um so I don't know what she did have down there but a lot
• 47:18
  was missing wow but what they have done
• 47:21
  is reconstruct uh a vagina and I would assume that means inside and outside
• 47:27
  bits and um they've used
• 47:31
  fish uh for a reason that I could never
• 47:36
  really find a satisfying answer to well the there is a uh the article is quite
• 47:43
  in depth and there's a little section you got to scroll quite far down but it
• 47:48
  says why is fish skin used in vaginal reconstruction surgery yeah yeah yeah
• 47:54
  it's uh do you want to summarize this for me Matt it's less in Ive than using
• 47:59
  skin grafts from other bits of your body and it works quite well I know it says
• 48:04
  that but I I to me that's not an answer you know okay uh tilapia fish skin is
• 48:11
  disease resistant and it is a strongest human skin okay and uh and apparently they've
• 48:18
  previously used it to heal more than 200 severe burn victims that's like rley
• 48:23
  Scott performing surgery I've I've healed more than 200 severe bird victims
• 48:28
  and vaginas and vaginas with fishkin um so I know what you're all wondering uh
• 48:33
  has she been [ __ ] with it yet and the answer is yes she has yeah she has um
• 48:38
  she's come out on social media with a picture of her and her boyfriend not a
• 48:41
  picture of them [ __ ] but just a pict of both and um and her saying uh yeah we
• 48:47
  [ __ ] and it was good we go this [ __ ] photo if you
• 48:53
  scroll down there's like a photo of her in the hospital with this like nurse who
• 49:00
  it just looks creepy like I'm sure she's a perfectly nice person but it's a [ __ ] creepy
• 49:07
  photo oh man I've just found it yeah
• 49:11
  it's like I'm going to give you a new Vagina yeah I've got a collection of
• 49:17
  vaginas yeah get hey I'm the fish manga and I'll be in stalling your
• 49:21
  vagina but come on like these photos here like when
• 49:27
  I know when they do things with animals what they really just I mean is like on
• 49:30
  a cellular level they've taken cells from no this this is the skin of a fish
• 49:35
  yeah scroll through it's [ __ ] fish I know yeah yeah it's amazing but this
• 49:41
  article like at least three different times has pictures of her boyfriend and
• 49:45
  points out that this guy can finally get laid
• 49:50
  now the top comment on this article I bet you'll be happy
• 49:55
  now oh but it's not an
• 49:58
  eel no I know yeah a mackerel of modern
• 50:04
  science performed by skilled sturgeons H The Daily
• 50:09
  Mail but they've also got a picture of the tilapia fish that looks [ __ ]
• 50:15
  shocked yeah that it's about to become a vagina that guy's going to [ __ ] me yeah
• 50:21
  but I love this quote Mrs Marino said that having sex the first time felt
• 50:25
  quote right and quote perfectly
• 50:29
  normal well good yeah not I mean she has
• 50:34
  no frame of reference I assume but
• 50:37
  good yeah oh look I mean this is this is
• 50:41
  good yeah they were able to normalize things for her some does it it the
• 50:46
  article doesn't ask the boyfriend if [ __ ] fish skin feels like [ __ ] a
• 50:53
  regular vagina and then he and he has to look over at her
• 50:57
  kind of slightly and and say I wouldn't know yeah that's
• 51:01
  right no idea nope but let's just say Yes it
• 51:08
  isn't it's different it's way different yeah uh we have an article
• 51:15
  this week that someone on Twitter called us out on about how love it when that
• 51:21
  happens they found some uh mysterious methane and organic materials on Mars
• 51:25
  the Rover found a bunch of stuff that kind of indicates that uh there may have
• 51:30
  once been or actually even may be in some form Life on Mars uh and I thought that was
• 51:37
  interesting nothing else it's it's it's fascinating uh just to see that the lid
• 51:41
  still off this jar you know yeah very interesting uh Luke will obviously get
• 51:46
  to know whatever is up there when he gets there when he dies on Mars yeah
• 51:50
  yeah um however someone on Twitter called us out and said that uh [ __ ]
• 51:55
  uh there's no way we put something on Mars and it's doubtful we went to the
• 51:59
  moon so oh I see thanks for that [ __ ]
• 52:02
  put us in our place yeah thanks for
• 52:06
  that okay um did we discuss actually can't argue with the facts can you no
• 52:11
  well what we talking about conspiracy theories I just thought of this did you
• 52:14
  read that article uh it was going around about Australia being fake did you guys
• 52:19
  see that I have read that I have seen that but the Australians are paid by
• 52:24
  NASA to uh to say that they came from Australia I think I've been missing out
• 52:30
  on a bit of cash yeah I got to work and uh one of the one of my co-workers was
• 52:34
  like how much they paying you I said what are you talking about and then they
• 52:38
  sent the article around and I was like [ __ ] I wish that'd be great wish I is
• 52:42
  like quite accusatory it's like have you ever been to Australia or do you know
• 52:46
  anyone from there no you
• 52:50
  don't I do yeah [ __ ] very familiar with it yeah
• 52:57
  interesting but I just we talked about this before I don't understand what the
• 53:00
  [ __ ] flat earthers are on about like what what is the point of
• 53:05
  this and then there was an article about do anyone have to gain from hiding the
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  shape of the planet we live on and then cuz then there was that article that
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  there were some some flat earther was saying oh the conspiracy that Elon Musk
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  was born a woman and transitioned the [ __ ] has that got to do with anything
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  even if it is true which look I don't think it is can go from a to a woman
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  then I just you know I don't know anything anymore and the Earth might be
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  flat you know what I so I stand by these guys yeah fair enough this is this is
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  solid EV solid evidence I just don't understand what the [ __ ] point of any
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  of this is like why
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  why that's the yeah why why bother why
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  go through all to all this trouble what do you what do you think they're
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  hiding and who's they exactly [ __ ] every [ __ ] person who ever discovers
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  the truth is part of this including us I would assume oh yeah obviously they're
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  going to be like oh yeah the hosts of multiple nerd guys and podcast out there
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  propagating lies again about the Earth being uh floating in the sky wonder if
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  we could push that to get some more listeners try to get ourselves mentioned
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  yeah yeah I mean we could we could get you know we could get more listeners by
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  just having hate you know just people that hate us start tuning in that's fine
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  yeah still numbers still it's all that advertisers as long as they listing who
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  gives a [ __ ] yeah what
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  advertisers yeah we don't have any advertisers yet we like no we don't we I
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  just I I because I know that we one of the things we promise on the patreon is
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  that we won't put any ads on on the feed on there and we won't we absolutely will
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  not but also but we also don't have them on the regular Fe no because I feel
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  dirty advertising stuff because I don't want to advertise something that I don't
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  you know like yeah I mean we could advertise camores we could
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  advertise butt plug eight balls cuz I hear a lot of podcasts I listen to a lot
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  of podcasts and a lot of them say you know they advertise [ __ ] uh Blue
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  Apron MailChimp yeah MailChimp Casper I mean we actually use MailChimp and it's
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  great but we not sponsored by him so I'm not going to mention it every week and
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  they go on about how much they love it I'm like you [ __ ] do you really cuz
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  then I hear them offhand later on mention all the Casper mattresses in the
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  spare bedroom oh is it why is it not your primary like I just I don't know I
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  feel dirty yeah I know I mean I think it costs you lose some TR a criminal
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  criminal Pho judge I haven't no I know I know of it she she she's sponsored by uh
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  by Casper mattresses too and she's just so she's just so withholding when she
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  discusses it she's like it arrived at my door and uh it was it was uh rolled up
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  which was very easy for me to get it inside my home right okay it's not the
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  best for on it any good it is a mattress and it did arrive at my house yeah I
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  just don't know I mean the BIM Bam was sponsored by extreme restraints for
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  quite a while yeah and that was great if if they've stopped uh if they've stopped
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  uh sponsoring maim bam and they're looking for another podcast maybe we can
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  get some of that sweet extreme restraints money Well they um because
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  MIM bam they they got a bunch of sponsors now and they're always very
• 56:16
  enthusiastic about it and it just makes me wonder like like you guys really use
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  all that [ __ ] or the one that I don't buy is uh do you listen to Mysterious
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  Universe sometimes when my sometimes ones too
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  yeah um but uh but I do like those guys
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  um but but they always talk about every product they advertise like it's
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  something that they not only use but use frequently and love that's what I would
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  prefer to do yeah but what I mean is I
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  don't know if I buy that either like I'm not saying they vet well I'm saying that
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  they commit to whatever they're advertising to just pretending they use
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  it it's one of the two but I don't know which one yeah yeah I know I know could
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  obviously that's the [ __ ] conceit of advertising in general and the listeners
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  are like you know what's worse than having to listen to advertising having
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  to listen to four minutes of two guys trying to justify one another why they
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  don't have advertising fine well do you want to talk about uh
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  fallout 76 instead uh not a lot to talk about at this point Matt other than I'll
• 57:24
  buy any Fallout game that out um and I'll buy any console that I need to buy
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  if it only comes out on that I've done that twice now oh there you go uh well
• 57:35
  Xbox One apparently so you're good okay good for now might want to get a Scorpio
• 57:40
  at some point I suppose maybe I really haven't felt the need to do that in fact
• 57:44
  I forgot that they released that yeah same I'm not going to get the Scorpio if
• 57:48
  if they release the Xbox 2 or whatever the [ __ ] the next one's going to be
• 57:51
  called maybe I'll consider that the Xbox One to well I mean now are they going to
• 57:56
  compete right it's going to always seem like they're three behind PlayStation
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  yeah it's [ __ ] stupid PlayStation will be on five Xbox will be on two I
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  know but they is it always going to be Xbox and then like the some word that
• 58:13
  indicates that it's the first one like you've got the Xbox the Xbox one you
• 58:16
  just do what Apple do now say Xbox 2018 just call it Xbox just call it Xbox yeah
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  that's what Apple started doing although that's a rat hole real good job of
• 58:29
  confusing people oh yeah Fallout 76 don't know what it is
• 58:34
  Fallout game no uh although people have been guessing where it's set based on
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  the number 76 and the song that plays in the trailer one of the control vaults
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  right yes I believe so um good I love fall art games and
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  I'll I'll play another one thanks yeah well hopefully we'll have more info on
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  it next week I mean we [ __ ] should because they're announcing it at prob 83
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  and that's I got to say though I'm less excited about Fallout trailers because
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  the trailers are literally the same trailer for every game since Fallout one
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  and it's no indication of what the game's going to be like nothing at all E3 trailers are
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  [Music] [ __ ] but look I'm psyched I'm psyched that the game's coming out yeah
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  cuz absolutely [ __ ] yeah can't believe the [ __ ] I don't we didn't go to E3
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  this year and then Luke's going like I know crazy why couldn't you [ __ ] do this last
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  year cuz he's got to do it in a weird and difficult way yeah exactly that's
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  right like or if he just mentioned it we could have gone this year it's just
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  thought we were just like ah you know what let's not go this year we can just
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  we can check it all out from home because you can't it's yeah but if Luke
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  had said guys I think we should do a thing where we all go to E3 yeah you
• 59:47
  know and we could actually gone to e3's I'm going to a that's right yeah he's
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  going to a press conference shouldn't Bel shouldn't belittle him publicly on
• 59:56
  the show I suppose no that's true yeah but he's not here to defend himself so
• 59:59
  who else we going to and he's not going to listen so no that's right so uh
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  Assassin's Creed to be announced as well ancient Greece yeah look I like ancient Greece
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  so but it's Assassin's Creed so it'll be [ __ ] uh I don't like Assassin's Creed so
• 1:00:16
  if it couldn't win me over with the pirate one yeah not going to win me over
• 1:00:20
  with ancient Greece there's a Jack the Ripper add-on for the the one that's set
• 1:00:25
  in London still haven't played it yeah you think that'll get me because
• 1:00:28
  they're so boring they're so boring jump
• 1:00:32
  jump again Run and Jump parkour but they look they look beautiful beautiful art
• 1:00:38
  Direction just don't care and EA have announced uh just today because the E3
• 1:00:45
  press conference has already happened there's a new Star Wars game coming out
• 1:00:49
  Star Wars Jedi Fallen order and I'm assuming that this game is going to
• 1:00:54
  explain what happened to the Empire and how the first order started no that's
• 1:00:59
  set right in that period right no not at all it's set between Revenge of the Sith
• 1:01:06
  and A New Hope and it explains well it's explains it shows the [ __ ] Empire hunting down
• 1:01:13
  Jedi okay just another period we didn't need another uh another look at CL look at
• 1:01:20
  exactly yep so that's coming out at some point I don't know if we'll see more
• 1:01:24
  about that this week when you say Fallen order you're talking about Order 66 yeah
• 1:01:29
  I guess so or the Jedi Order yeah the 66th of the that was the amount of
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  orders that were given during the entire time the empire were in power yeah it
• 1:01:38
  they just happened to catch Palpatine at that moment in his office shortly later
• 1:01:42
  he was like Execute Order 67 Execute Order
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  68 that's right early that day he'd be like I need my lunch Execute Order 65
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  I'll have a number four with a spring
• 1:02:00
  roll look I mean if it's a good Star Wars game I'll play it there haven't
• 1:02:03
  been a lot especially not lately no so you know we'll see speaking of uh lunch
• 1:02:10
  though um You' put something in here about condiments and I've got some
• 1:02:13
  condiment news myself this week so very good you want to start us off by talking
• 1:02:18
  about this article and then I'll tell you why it relates to me yeah personally
• 1:02:22
  yeah well I I know that a lot of people uh just won't use ketchup because you
• 1:02:27
  know you've got to squirt it out of a bottle and it's just it's just too much
• 1:02:30
  of a hassle it's a real problem people complain about it all the time so it
• 1:02:35
  just comes up every time I'm out big ketchup is just holding back you know
• 1:02:40
  EXA exactly got ketchup oh no have you got it in another form this bottle mate
• 1:02:45
  I've only got it in a bottle that's all I've got it in God so uh now on
• 1:02:51
  Kickstarter you can back sliced ketchup
• 1:02:54
  which is it's like a cheese slice but but it's ketchup disgusting but surely
• 1:03:00
  it's gelatinous I don't want ketchup to be solid it looks like a fruit rollup
• 1:03:06
  yes that's exactly what I thought yeah one of those offbrand fruit rollups yeah
• 1:03:12
  the slimy ones yeah doesn't even look like a good roll up yeah yeah the one
• 1:03:18
  that's actually cuz the the the the ones that are actually made of fruit and not
• 1:03:22
  garbage but they're gross because of that yes that's right yeah the one with
• 1:03:26
  seeds in them yeah so uh yeah if you if you hate ketchup out of a bottle but you
• 1:03:32
  love ketchup I guess in another form there you go yeah if every time you're tapping
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  on the bottom of a ketchup bottle thinking to yourself that I lose a wall
• 1:03:42
  there's got to be a better way this product for you slice of sauce I just don't have the
• 1:03:49
  time I I mean they're going to start here and they're going to have like Mayo slices
• 1:03:56
  mustard slices well it's funny you say mustard slices Matt because I've got some
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  mustard news do ever jingle for mustard
• 1:04:04
  news we don't but uh perhaps I you got any
• 1:04:11
  requirements sure what they could be oh don't know what there's a lot of not a
• 1:04:15
  lot of context here with mustard really um the only thing that's coming to mind
• 1:04:20
  is mustard gas and I can't think of anything appropriate to go with that now
• 1:04:24
  my childhood story about Doctor Who and
• 1:04:27
  the uh the mustard G perfect Doctor Who
• 1:04:31
  theme but about mustard [Music]
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  news it's must
• 1:04:39
  news amazing so uh I don't like mustard and I've never eaten mustard uh my whole
• 1:04:46
  life uh until last week where I had some by accident and discovered that I
• 1:04:52
  [ __ ] love mustard Matt it's delicious Dan I'm [ __ ] obsessed with it Matt I
• 1:04:57
  put it on literally everything now like I don't know whether I ate something
• 1:05:02
  when I was a kid that I thought was mustard and it wasn't and then I've just
• 1:05:05
  not been having it but I have avoided mustard my entire life I had some the
• 1:05:09
  other day and I was like the [ __ ] this is amazing what now what what kind of
• 1:05:16
  mustard what I had was I had American mustard just yellow mustard yeah yeah
• 1:05:20
  yeah yeah [ __ ] great and then so then I thought [ __ ] maybe it's just the
• 1:05:24
  English mustard I don't like so I tried that on a sandwich the other day [ __ ]
• 1:05:27
  beautiful yeah what what is wrong with me I don't know man this thing is going
• 1:05:32
  around my whole life and I've just not been eating it we've got so I'm making
• 1:05:36
  up for it I am making up for it we eat a lot of uh a lot of hot sauce a lot of
• 1:05:41
  lot of that kind of stuff we've got various types of mustards in the fridge
• 1:05:45
  hot sauces uh horseradish okay is uh is good put horseradish on a pizza hor
• 1:05:50
  radish that's pretty good okay sure [ __ ]
• 1:05:53
  man Mustard's like my DN now you put it on toast not not yeah that I put it on
• 1:05:59
  toast with some peanut butter I would though like I just keep thinking of like
• 1:06:04
  excuses to have it like go the supermarket and like sure buying all his
• 1:06:09
  [ __ ] fresh vegetables and beautiful produce and stuff like that and I'm like
• 1:06:12
  what about hot dogs for dinner tonight feel like a hot dog she went out for she
• 1:06:18
  went out for dinner the other night with her wolf pack and I was so happy I made
• 1:06:22
  a [ __ ] bacon sandwich just [ __ ] covered in my and I was so happy well I'm going to
• 1:06:28
  have I'm going to make myself uh some some burgers on the grill for lunch I
• 1:06:32
  think with some mustard today I'll send you a snap yeah please do um I'm moving
• 1:06:37
  Apartments next weekend actually my apartment currently is boxes just just
• 1:06:41
  upsizing a little bit yeah um and I'll have a balcony so uh I'm going to get
• 1:06:46
  myself a grill too [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah there you go Grill up mean for you it's
• 1:06:50
  probably too cold to stand outside of the grill and for me it's far too hot to
• 1:06:52
  stand outside of the grill but you know make work right now it's all right
• 1:06:56
  but uh okay yeah just don't uh just don't do it naked Dan no no no l even if
• 1:07:02
  I was inside I'm not required by law to be naked you're not required I'm not
• 1:07:06
  required by law to be naked either I said that wrong didn't I yeah I I can be
• 1:07:09
  if I want though look look I'm not required by law to be naked I just am I
• 1:07:14
  just I my lawyer says I need to inform you that I am not legally required to be
• 1:07:18
  naked it's a choice yeah this nudity is uh let's just
• 1:07:23
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