Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 2124 - Age Inappropriate (s1e8) "Commit or Quit" with Keisha
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- 0:14Speaker 1: Hey, everybody. I didn't mean to make that noise. Hey, everybody.
- 0:17Speaker 1: Welcome to Pink Shade.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Okay, girly pop. Literally, she popped.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't mean to. You know a trick I
- 0:25Speaker 1: can do that most people can't do?
- 0:27Speaker 2: What is it, Mary? You want to see it? What
- 0:28Speaker 2: is it that you can do, Mary May, that most
- 0:31Speaker 2: people cannot do? I cannot wait to see. What is it?
- 0:37Speaker 1: I can make a sound with my mouth.
- 0:39Speaker 2: I don't know if I can do that or not.
- 0:41Speaker 2: And I have on lipstick. And if I try to
- 0:42Speaker 2: do it, it's going to get all over my teeth.
- 0:44Speaker 2: So afterwards tonight, I will see if I can do that.
- 0:48Speaker 1: It was a trick that some girls in high school
- 0:51Speaker 1: could do and some couldn't. And I really didn't have
- 0:53Speaker 1: a lot going for me except for I could make
- 0:55Speaker 1: that noise.
- 0:56Speaker 2: I mean, but I'm sure that made guys think that
- 0:58Speaker 2: you could do something else good.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Well, they were wrong, but maybe they thought that.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Maybe they thought that.
- 1:03Speaker 2: You know, I used to be able to fit my
- 1:05Speaker 2: fist in my mouth. Why? Why?
- 1:08Speaker 1: How would you know that? How would you try? How
- 1:10Speaker 1: would you be like, you know what? Today I'm going
- 1:11Speaker 1: to do, I'm going to try to put my fist
- 1:12Speaker 1: in my mouth.
- 1:13Speaker 2: That used to be a thing. See if you could
- 1:15Speaker 2: fit your fist in your mouth. I don't think I
- 1:17Speaker 2: could do it anymore.
- 1:17Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 1:19Speaker 2: I used to be able to fit my, poor little Socky.
- 1:22Speaker 2: He is doped up back here, half comatose. Why? I,
- 1:26Speaker 2: He gets dry skin. And so I read you could
- 1:29Speaker 2: put coconut oil on them. And I think I went
- 1:33Speaker 2: too close down his face and I think it got
- 1:35Speaker 2: in his eye a little bit. So it's like a
- 1:37Speaker 2: little bit swollen. I have the worst mom guilt. So
- 1:40Speaker 2: I gave him an aspirin to see if it kind
- 1:43Speaker 2: of would bring down the inflammation. And he is.
- 1:47Speaker 1: I mean, did you did the vet say you could
- 1:49Speaker 1: give him an aspirin?
- 1:51Speaker 2: I mean, we have dog aspirin.
- 1:52Speaker 1: Oh, dog aspirin. Okay.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Not for heart attack victims or that kind of baby aspirin. No, no, no.
- 2:00Speaker 2: It's dog aspirin.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Okay, good.
- 2:01Speaker 2: He is, I don't think he cares about life right now.
- 2:06Speaker 1: It's like my dog's on the way home to the beach.
- 2:07Speaker 1: They'd had so much Trisodone. They literally didn't move for
- 2:10Speaker 1: seven hours. Emily's like, I can't really keep forgetting they're
- 2:13Speaker 1: in the car. I was like, yes, yes. However, they
- 2:16Speaker 1: went to the groomer this morning and They were singing
- 2:19Speaker 1: the songs of their people. I mean, they were in
- 2:20Speaker 1: the backseat. Like, both of them together in harmony. It's
- 2:25Speaker 1: so loud that I had to, like, roll down the windows.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I was like, you guys.
- 2:28Speaker 2: I'm about to send you a video right now. Okay.
- 2:31Speaker 2: So you can see this. Okay. And this is every
- 2:36Speaker 2: single time I have to pick up Saki from the
- 2:42Speaker 2: groomer or we are leaving the vet. So.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Okay.
- 2:47Speaker 2: You should get it right now so you can see
- 2:51Speaker 2: what has to be done. Okay.
- 2:54Speaker 1: Violet bit me. I was getting her out of the
- 2:57Speaker 1: car to go to the groomer and she wouldn't get
- 2:58Speaker 1: out of the car. And so I was like, come on.
- 3:00Speaker 1: So I did the thing. I went right to hug
- 3:02Speaker 1: her and I go, I'm going to pick you up
- 3:04Speaker 1: and we're going to go up, up, up.
- 3:07Speaker 2: Really?
- 3:07Speaker 1: And I said, okay, girl. And I just dragged her
- 3:10Speaker 1: ass out of the car. I was like, you do
- 3:12Speaker 1: not bite your mommy.
- 3:13Speaker 2: Do not. I don't think. I cannot, if someone told
- 3:16Speaker 2: me Saki bit them, I would, there's no way. Yeah.
- 3:21Speaker 2: Now Sushi on the other hand, he bit everyone ever
- 3:24Speaker 2: in life that he met. Yes. But not Saki. Yeah.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Okay.
- 3:28Speaker 2: I'm going to look.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Here we go.
- 3:30Speaker 2: It's very short. I swear to God, this is how
- 3:31Speaker 2: I have to carry him out of the kennel. Yeah.
- 3:35Speaker 3: He won't laugh.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Like a toddler upright like this. Yes. Like it's ridiculous.
- 3:42Speaker 1: He looked very concerned in that video. He was like
- 3:45Speaker 1: looking around like, oh my God.
- 3:47Speaker 2: But they say he's amazing. He doesn't like to get
- 3:50Speaker 2: his head done nor his feet nor his legs, but
- 3:52Speaker 2: they say he gets along with all the other dogs.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Oh, my dogs have to go into their, they call
- 3:58Speaker 1: it a suite. Uh-huh. They have to go into their
- 4:01Speaker 1: own suite. Yeah.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Your girls, I tell you. I know.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Is dog talk interesting to anybody? Probably not. Probably not. Keisha,
- 4:11Speaker 1: we are coming up close. We are coming up on LibreFest.
- 4:15Speaker 1: You guys, LibreFest is October 10th in New York City
- 4:18Speaker 1: at the Hard Rock Cafe. It's going to be me, Keisha, Kimberly, Amy,
- 4:22Speaker 1: and her two co-hosts, Amanda and Becca. That's it?
- 4:27Speaker 2: I thought she had like five people coming.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Well, Amanda and Becca are both bringing their husbands.
- 4:33Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought it was more from
- 4:35Speaker 2: little miss recap. Yeah.
- 4:36Speaker 1: It's the three girls plus two husbands. Like we, we
- 4:39Speaker 1: are three girls plus one husband. Um, and then of
- 4:43Speaker 1: course we have Kristen social media girl is going to
- 4:45Speaker 1: be there.
- 4:46Speaker 2: Okay.
- 4:46Speaker 1: It's going to be great. We're going to have a
- 4:48Speaker 1: great time guys. And on the pink shade Facebook, just,
- 4:51Speaker 1: just go to like pink shade Facebook groups, not like
- 4:54Speaker 1: the official pink shade page that looks like Instagram, but
- 4:57Speaker 1: the pink shade Facebook group over there, um, there's a
- 5:01Speaker 1: pinned post that says if you, it's a Libra Fest
- 5:05Speaker 1: ticket exchange. So if you have tickets to give, if
- 5:07Speaker 1: you need tickets, there are people there that, you know,
- 5:10Speaker 1: like they do. I mean, we took, put the tickets
- 5:12Speaker 1: on sale in July and they immediately sold out and
- 5:14Speaker 1: then people's plans change or things happen. And so they
- 5:17Speaker 1: want to give their tickets away or sell them whatever
- 5:19Speaker 1: they want to do. I don't know to another bunkie.
- 5:21Speaker 1: So go over there and switch them up and try
- 5:26Speaker 1: to come because we want everybody, every ticket to be used.
- 5:28Speaker 1: They got sold. So it's, we're not, uh, People aren't
- 5:31Speaker 1: out of money or sad that they didn't get used
- 5:33Speaker 1: because they sold out and people still wanted to come.
- 5:36Speaker 2: I can't even imagine where anyone else would want to
- 5:39Speaker 2: be in the world.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 5:40Speaker 2: Other than there with us. Like, what else?
- 5:43Speaker 3: I know.
- 5:44Speaker 1: You guys, it's just a cocktail party, but we're going
- 5:46Speaker 1: to have so much fun. We're going to have so
- 5:48Speaker 1: much fun. We're going to mix and mingle. You can
- 5:52Speaker 1: harass Producer James if you want. If Keisha's busy and
- 5:55Speaker 1: doesn't have time to do it.
- 5:56Speaker 2: I hate. Even if I'm sitting in a corner talking
- 5:59Speaker 2: to myself, please come get Producer James and talk to him. Yes.
- 6:03Speaker 1: He'll be so happy. Take him.
- 6:04Speaker 2: Yeah. He would love, because he's more of a talker
- 6:06Speaker 2: than I am. Take him.
- 6:09Speaker 1: Now, if you guys weren't on our Pink Shade Live
- 6:12Speaker 1: last Thursday, so that's $ 10 and above level of Pink
- 6:16Speaker 1: Shade Prime. And we do a live on Thursdays, Keisha, Kimberly,
- 6:19Speaker 1: and I. And we talked quite a bit on that
- 6:25Speaker 1: about cast members that have been posting on my YouTube.
- 6:30Speaker 1: So if you guys want to go over to the YouTube,
- 6:33Speaker 1: that's free. You just go over to the YouTube and
- 6:35Speaker 1: you go to Pink Shade Bunkies. Find Age Inappropriate Season
- 6:38Speaker 1: 1 Episode 7. That's from last week. There are some
- 6:41Speaker 1: comments on there that I did not care for by
- 6:45Speaker 1: cast members. So you can just go and look and
- 6:47Speaker 1: see what you think.
- 6:48Speaker 2: It's not cast members.
- 6:50Speaker 1: It's one. Okay, cast member.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 6:53Speaker 1: So you can go over there and look and see
- 6:55Speaker 1: what you think and comment if you feel that person
- 6:58Speaker 1: was being racist and inappropriate. Just maybe you could go
- 7:02Speaker 1: over there, take a look, and kind of slam that
- 7:05Speaker 1: person to the ground.
- 7:06Speaker 2: Life has slammed him enough.
- 7:10Speaker 1: So let's don't give him any more attention, shall we?
- 7:14Speaker 1: All right, let's start. Age Inappropriate, Season 1, Episode 8.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Commit or Quit. It's the title of the episode.
- 7:22Speaker 3: Okay.
- 7:23Speaker 2: Oh, man.
- 7:25Speaker 1: Now, as I'm watching this, I was remembering things you
- 7:27Speaker 1: told me. Like, oh, no, these two people are always
- 7:30Speaker 1: together on Instagram. But I thought they broke up. So
- 7:32Speaker 1: it's interesting how they're playing it out here at the
- 7:34Speaker 1: end with people still being together and stuff. So that's
- 7:39Speaker 1: the only interesting thing about this show. I'm so glad
- 7:41Speaker 1: it's over.
- 7:44Speaker 2: Again... I would watch this 10 more times from start
- 7:49Speaker 2: to finish than watch last season of This Is Pauly.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, this was better than This Is Pauly. This is.
- 7:55Speaker 1: Faux show.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Yeah. Because this is. Yeah. Yeah.
- 7:57Speaker 1: Less fake.
- 7:58Speaker 2: Okay.
- 7:59Speaker 1: All right. Kai and Brooke. Kai and Brooke. So Kai
- 8:02Speaker 1: is going to meet Brooke's son, Zachary, skateboarding. Because they're
- 8:06Speaker 1: just two bros. They're just two bros that want to skateboard.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Like to skateboard and have curly hair. And have curly hair.
- 8:12Speaker 2: If all else fail, they could talk about, well, what
- 8:14Speaker 2: do you use for your curls to make them so
- 8:16Speaker 2: natural looking and bouncy? Yeah. Do you put oil in them?
- 8:19Speaker 2: Do you go see like a hair, curly hair specialist
- 8:22Speaker 2: for you? Because Kai needs help with his curls.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Sure does. Sure does. Yes, he does. But it's funny
- 8:27Speaker 1: because Zachary had on a helmet and so did Kai,
- 8:29Speaker 1: but Kai's is like flat on his head and Zachary's
- 8:32Speaker 1: is like perched on top.
- 8:33Speaker 2: Of his hair.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Because there's so much hair.
- 8:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Different kind of curls.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Yes.
- 8:39Speaker 1: He, you know, Kai goes, I think I could bond
- 8:42Speaker 1: with Zachary over our similar interests. We both like to skateboard,
- 8:46Speaker 1: but I think a real skateboarder would never go out
- 8:48Speaker 1: skateboarding in shorts without knee pads. Do you?
- 8:52Speaker 2: No, I don't. But I mean, at the same time,
- 8:56Speaker 2: they weren't doing any flips and tricks either. Yeah.
- 9:00Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's true.
- 9:02Speaker 2: Kai says that for the interwebs with Brooke. That's where
- 9:05Speaker 2: he does all his tricks.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Yeah. Then talking to Ed, Kai goes, yeah, me and Zachary,
- 9:11Speaker 1: we got a lot in common. Now, if he was
- 9:12Speaker 1: a nerd in his room studying algebra, I couldn't vibe
- 9:15Speaker 1: with him. But because he's a skateboard pothead like me,
- 9:19Speaker 1: I love the kid.
- 9:20Speaker 2: That is. If all this fails, let's say the marriage ends.
- 9:25Speaker 2: I mean, these are bros for life.
- 9:26Speaker 1: I think so.
- 9:27Speaker 2: Definitely.
- 9:29Speaker 1: So Kai falls and skins his knee. And another dude
- 9:32Speaker 1: there's like, oh, your brother ate it, bro. He's like,
- 9:36Speaker 1: my what?
- 9:37Speaker 2: That was very funny.
- 9:39Speaker 1: Zachary and Kai sit and talk. And Kai is like, man,
- 9:45Speaker 1: your mom is going to be so mad at me
- 9:47Speaker 1: for hurting my knee. Like he's his child.
- 9:51Speaker 2: It was like you fell on the carpet a little bit.
- 9:55Speaker 2: Barely that at all. But I bet you if she
- 9:58Speaker 2: put any kind of ointment on it, he'd scream.
- 10:00Speaker 1: It was hilarious that he's like, your mom is going
- 10:03Speaker 1: to be so mad at me instead of, oh, Brooke's
- 10:06Speaker 1: going to be mad at me, my wife.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 10:08Speaker 1: So Kai goes, look, look, bro. I know this whole
- 10:12Speaker 1: OnlyFans stuff is super uncomfortable. And Zachary goes, yeah, you know,
- 10:16Speaker 1: I'm protective over my mom and I want her to
- 10:18Speaker 1: be safe. And I've seen guys treat her really bad.
- 10:21Speaker 1: Kai goes, I get it, bro. It's your mom, bro.
- 10:25Speaker 1: You know, I treat her with respect and I always
- 10:27Speaker 1: put her first. And I'm sure it's weird because we're
- 10:30Speaker 1: not too far off in age. Zachary goes, yeah, it
- 10:34Speaker 1: was weird at first, but maturity is more important than age.
- 10:37Speaker 1: And the way you treat people and the impact you
- 10:39Speaker 1: leave on people's lives says more about who you are
- 10:43Speaker 1: than how long you've been on this earth. Kai goes, dude,
- 10:47Speaker 1: it's like a fucking poem, dude. You're like a really
- 10:49Speaker 1: like smart dude, dude.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Because Kai could never, ever in his head work up
- 10:55Speaker 2: the words the way that Zachary just did. Yeah. He
- 10:58Speaker 2: smoked away those brain cells.
- 11:00Speaker 1: I think so. I think Zachary is probably like a songwriter.
- 11:03Speaker 1: You know, he's got that in him, you know. Kai goes, dude,
- 11:08Speaker 1: it's like a fucking poem, dude. And man, you know,
- 11:11Speaker 1: I didn't think like when I was 28 that I
- 11:13Speaker 1: have like a 20 year old son, stepson. So like
- 11:17Speaker 1: that's rough to like figure it out.
- 11:20Speaker 2: It's really not that complicated. It's weird. But what's weird
- 11:25Speaker 2: is you fuck his mom for money.
- 11:27Speaker 1: That's the weird part.
- 11:29Speaker 2: That's the weirdest part. Yeah. I mean, that's like, OK,
- 11:32Speaker 2: I can get over it. But it's the other part
- 11:35Speaker 2: that makes it just so much worse. Yeah.
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- 13:53Speaker 1: let's don't put any labels on this, like son or stepson. Like,
- 13:57Speaker 1: you're just a dude. And I want my mom to
- 13:59Speaker 1: be happy. And Kai goes, yeah, you're just a dude. Like,
- 14:02Speaker 1: we're both just dudes. Like, you're a good dude. Dude,
- 14:04Speaker 1: you want to go get a burger? Yeah, dude, let's
- 14:06Speaker 1: get a burger. I was like, oh, my God.
- 14:10Speaker 2: So we went from having to watch episodes with Brooke,
- 14:15Speaker 2: who says, babe.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Babe.
- 14:18Speaker 2: To having these two say, dude, and press repeat.
- 14:23Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 14:24Speaker 2: Yeah. But you know what? It was a nice break
- 14:27Speaker 2: from debate. I'll say that.
- 14:29Speaker 1: It was. We didn't really see Brooke. That was good.
- 14:30Speaker 2: It was actually okay. I didn't not mind it.
- 14:35Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah, I'm with you.
- 14:38Speaker 2: I was okay. All right.
- 14:39Speaker 1: Tynesha and Dr.
- 14:40Speaker 2: Eric.
- 14:41Speaker 1: So you say you've seen them post together kind of recently.
- 14:45Speaker 2: So I have seen them post and I've also seen
- 14:49Speaker 2: them on live. And last night when I was on TikTok,
- 14:53Speaker 2: I just happened to be scrolling and her page popped up.
- 14:56Speaker 2: She was alive. Okay. And I can, you know, you
- 15:00Speaker 2: kind of go and see like the questions that people
- 15:02Speaker 2: have been asking and they were asking her like, are
- 15:04Speaker 2: y'all still together? And I don't know that she answered it.
- 15:08Speaker 2: She was meeting a friend or something at a bar.
- 15:11Speaker 2: I mean, she was talking about her hair. But then
- 15:13Speaker 2: I went and looked at her page. I didn't really
- 15:15Speaker 2: see any pictures of them together. So I don't know.
- 15:19Speaker 1: She didn't have on a wedding ring because it aired
- 15:21Speaker 1: on Friday. And if you saw her doing this on Saturday,
- 15:24Speaker 1: she she would be free to say that they're not together.
- 15:28Speaker 2: Yeah. So I don't know if I missed that part,
- 15:30Speaker 2: because usually someone will ask a question and they answer it. Oh,
- 15:34Speaker 2: my gosh, I can't believe y'all are not together. Oh,
- 15:36Speaker 2: my gosh, I can't believe y'all are. So she may
- 15:38Speaker 2: not have answered it at all.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Yeah. But I mean, we did, I saw that thing
- 15:42Speaker 1: where that person saw him at like a sporting event.
- 15:46Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm not kidding. We're not together. We
- 15:47Speaker 1: are on the lookout. Probably true.
- 15:51Speaker 2: Him and his part, his deep part.
- 15:54Speaker 1: He does have quite a deep part. I think his
- 15:56Speaker 1: hair is very thin and he's just doing the best
- 15:58Speaker 1: he can.
- 15:59Speaker 2: I think he wants to be a civil rights activist
- 16:01Speaker 2: so bad. So, so bad. He is really committed to
- 16:05Speaker 2: that part. Yeah. I'm like, you can fight civil rights
- 16:09Speaker 2: without the part.
- 16:11Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you and I both have a side part.
- 16:14Speaker 2: Look. But it is not as intrusive as his is.
- 16:20Speaker 2: I mean, like, that is all you see when you
- 16:22Speaker 2: see him is a fucking part, you know? Oh, my God.
- 16:24Speaker 3: So funny.
- 16:25Speaker 1: All right. Intrusive. So she goes to lunch with her
- 16:28Speaker 1: sister Ro and her mom CJ. And Ro is talking
- 16:33Speaker 1: about a trip she went on. They do cheers. And then,
- 16:36Speaker 1: of course... while we're here, let's talk about what's going
- 16:39Speaker 1: on with Eric and Tony. She goes, yeah. Like, you know,
- 16:43Speaker 1: since we've been separated, cause she's living with her mom,
- 16:45Speaker 1: she says, you know, I walked up on him with
- 16:48Speaker 1: a woman. She didn't mention that Lionel was there with
- 16:51Speaker 1: a woman.
- 16:52Speaker 2: She just skipped over that. Well, she skipped over that part,
- 16:56Speaker 2: but technically he was waiting for another woman.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Yes, he was.
- 16:59Speaker 2: He was.
- 16:59Speaker 1: And probably the mom and Ro know if any shenanigans
- 17:03Speaker 1: are going on, Lionel is involved. Lionel's involved in the shenanigans.
- 17:06Speaker 2: You think he's a bad influence?
- 17:08Speaker 3: I do.
- 17:09Speaker 2: I do. I do.
- 17:11Speaker 1: And she says, you know, I talked to him two
- 17:14Speaker 1: nights ago and we're going to try to get into
- 17:16Speaker 1: a good spot and work on things. And mom goes, look,
- 17:21Speaker 1: it was good in the beginning, but now he's.
- 17:23Speaker 2: Got to go.
- 17:24Speaker 1: It's toxic. It's bad energy. You got nothing to lose.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Just get out.
- 17:29Speaker 2: Look, when she told us last episode that she does
- 17:32Speaker 2: not even have a debit card.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Crazy in her name.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Like I don't even, I'm mad at her. Yeah.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Get a job, get a job.
- 17:42Speaker 2: Get a, do something. Why do you not have a debit?
- 17:45Speaker 2: I mean, so you're walking around with a debit card
- 17:47Speaker 2: that says Dr. Eric on it.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Right.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Your name is nowhere on anything, not a house, not
- 17:53Speaker 2: a car, not, she has nothing. That's right. That's, that's,
- 17:57Speaker 2: that's bad. That's really, I feel sorry for her, but
- 18:01Speaker 2: at the same time, that pisses me off that she
- 18:03Speaker 2: would just let herself go so far as to not
- 18:06Speaker 2: have a debit card.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just completely under his control.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:11Speaker 1: So the talking head mom goes, yeah, having Tanisha live
- 18:14Speaker 1: with me, you know, has been a big adjustment. I
- 18:16Speaker 1: had to rearrange my whole house.
- 18:19Speaker 2: And teach her how to make quesadillas. Right. She didn't
- 18:22Speaker 2: know how.
- 18:23Speaker 1: She says, you know, also Eric can be quite mean.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Like he's toxic and she's in denial. And the longer
- 18:30Speaker 1: you stay in it, the harder it is to leave.
- 18:34Speaker 1: And her talking head, Tanisha goes, I'm not surprised my
- 18:36Speaker 1: mom feels that I should get out. Like, you know,
- 18:39Speaker 1: she only wants everybody to be happy. And my mom
- 18:42Speaker 1: taught us to not tolerate any BS from a man.
- 18:45Speaker 1: And if you can't change his ways, then I'm going
- 18:47Speaker 1: to leave.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Okay. Unfortunately, I mean, she's correct, but unfortunately she's going
- 18:54Speaker 2: to leave with no money. Right. And I'm sorry, Mary Payne.
- 18:58Speaker 2: If ever in life I have to fuck a 74
- 19:00Speaker 2: year old, I got to get paid for it. I
- 19:02Speaker 2: got to get something out. I need a house. I
- 19:04Speaker 2: at least need a fucking debit card with my name
- 19:07Speaker 2: on it. Yeah.
- 19:08Speaker 1: You're going to need to pay me out.
- 19:10Speaker 2: I agree. Cause that old balls. No.
- 19:16Speaker 1: Oh my God. So Tanisha says it'll be hard to
- 19:22Speaker 1: start over again. And mom goes, I've done it. You
- 19:25Speaker 1: can do it. It's okay.
- 19:27Speaker 2: She act like that motherfucker is dead.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Well, I mean, she acts like she's been married to
- 19:32Speaker 1: him for 30 years. I mean, she, you know what
- 19:35Speaker 1: I mean?
- 19:35Speaker 2: And, like, she's 74 years old. Like, I can't start
- 19:37Speaker 2: all over. Like, you're 30. Act like he is maggot food, okay? Like,
- 19:41Speaker 2: act like he is dead. He is buried next to
- 19:43Speaker 2: his 101 year old mom fuck him like stop this
- 19:47Speaker 2: is insane I don't her self esteem has been taken
- 19:51Speaker 2: away from her.
- 19:54Speaker 1: So Tanisha goes yeah I mean it'll be harder for
- 19:58Speaker 1: him but he's been married more than I have and
- 20:01Speaker 1: mom goes yeah and those women were smart enough to
- 20:04Speaker 1: get out Tanisha goes he cheated on all of them
- 20:07Speaker 1: and Ro goes so he's probably cheating on you Yep.
- 20:10Speaker 2: He was trying to the other night. He was trying.
- 20:12Speaker 2: But you fucked that up.
- 20:14Speaker 1: Mom says, look, you need to reflect on why you're
- 20:16Speaker 1: staying with someone who won't change and you know it
- 20:19Speaker 1: won't work.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Yep.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Tanisha goes, I got one more try in me. I'm
- 20:24Speaker 1: going to try one more time. And they're all like, okay.
- 20:27Speaker 2: All right.
- 20:28Speaker 1: So now we see the two of them going out
- 20:30Speaker 1: for their third anniversary. And she goes, you want a
- 20:32Speaker 1: glass of champagne? And he goes, sure. And she goes,
- 20:35Speaker 1: you know you're not going to have that. He says
- 20:37Speaker 1: he has not had a drink since 1977.
- 20:41Speaker 2: I wasn't even born.
- 20:43Speaker 1: I was, I was nine, but I wonder what happened.
- 20:48Speaker 1: I wonder if he just stopped drinking because it didn't
- 20:51Speaker 1: serve him or it stopped drinking because he had a
- 20:52Speaker 1: drinking problem or he just hated the taste of it.
- 20:55Speaker 1: I'd be.
- 20:56Speaker 2: Yeah. So I would like to know, have an explanation.
- 20:58Speaker 2: Like did it mess up his kidneys? That's why he
- 21:00Speaker 2: decided to become a kidney doctor. I mean, it was
- 21:04Speaker 2: just a random, we need a little bit of backstory here.
- 21:07Speaker 2: Backstory quickly. Yeah.
- 21:10Speaker 1: So she says, how many third anniversaries have you celebrated?
- 21:14Speaker 1: And he said, two others.
- 21:17Speaker 2: Out of five marriages.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Out of five marriages, only three have made it to
- 21:23Speaker 1: third years. So he says, she says, are you receptive
- 21:27Speaker 1: to me moving back in? And he jokes and goes,
- 21:30Speaker 1: I don't know. And they kind of joke around. He goes, no,
- 21:32Speaker 1: I think you moving back in would be the appropriate
- 21:35Speaker 1: next step.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Considering you're married. Yeah.
- 21:39Speaker 3: Yes.
- 21:39Speaker 1: Considering when she brought that bag in, I thought she
- 21:41Speaker 1: was moving back in.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:43Speaker 1: So he says, listen, I don't want to put a
- 21:45Speaker 1: damper on the evening, but I did present the will
- 21:48Speaker 1: that you wrote up to my attorney. And my attorney said,
- 21:52Speaker 1: with all the turmoil and dysfunction in our marriage, it's
- 21:55Speaker 1: not a good thing to sign right now. She goes, okay,
- 21:59Speaker 1: so you're listening to your attorney and not your wife.
- 22:02Speaker 1: And he goes, well, in these kinds of situations, I
- 22:05Speaker 1: have to. And she goes, it's like you want me
- 22:07Speaker 1: to keep chasing after you. And she goes, this is
- 22:10Speaker 1: not about you passing away. This is about me having
- 22:14Speaker 1: something set in stone for me.
- 22:15Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 22:17Speaker 1: And then we see this like flashback scene of all
- 22:20Speaker 1: the things she said and all the things he's promised
- 22:23Speaker 1: and how he wants to make it work and all this.
- 22:25Speaker 1: And they're talking to each other. I'm starting to see it.
- 22:28Speaker 1: It's the same cycle over and over and over.
- 22:30Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing. He could just fucking. Put
- 22:33Speaker 2: in there, okay, I'll give you $ 50, 000.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Yeah, if we get divorced, I'll give you $ 50, 000.
- 22:38Speaker 2: Yeah, that wouldn't be enough for me. But for her,
- 22:42Speaker 2: I think she hit the jackpot. That would have shut
- 22:45Speaker 2: her up and they could have moved on from there.
- 22:47Speaker 2: But he won't even do this.
- 22:50Speaker 1: And she says, you don't see me. You don't understand me.
- 22:54Speaker 1: And I'm tired of it. Like, I don't think I
- 22:56Speaker 1: can continue to do this with you. So she gets
- 22:58Speaker 1: her little purse and she says, so you take care.
- 23:02Speaker 1: And she gets up and walks out. And he sits
- 23:04Speaker 1: there by himself. And she looks great in that yellow dress,
- 23:06Speaker 1: by the way.
- 23:07Speaker 2: She looks really good.
- 23:08Speaker 1: Yeah. So in her talking head, she says, I'm tired
- 23:11Speaker 1: of being a placemat. I think she meant doormat. She
- 23:14Speaker 1: said placemat.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Yes. Well, she doesn't know what a placemat or doormat is.
- 23:17Speaker 2: Because we see the way that she can't decorate or
- 23:20Speaker 2: make eggs or anything like that. So she doesn't know.
- 23:23Speaker 1: True. I'm tired of being a placemat. And I'm done
- 23:26Speaker 1: with the whole marriage. And this is just who he is.
- 23:28Speaker 1: He just loves getting divorced and remarried.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:33Speaker 1: And in a talking head, he goes, I do care
- 23:35Speaker 1: for Tynesha, and I wish I had had an opportunity
- 23:39Speaker 1: to make her happy. But as they say, it is
- 23:43Speaker 1: what it is. And the talking head, she says, I'd
- 23:48Speaker 1: like to give advice to the younger ladies. Don't marry
- 23:51Speaker 1: an older man.
- 23:53Speaker 2: Well, no, your advice should have been, if you marry
- 23:57Speaker 2: an older man, then... Get your paperwork in line before
- 24:01Speaker 2: you do all that. Do X, Y, Z. Yeah. It
- 24:04Speaker 2: was the fact that he ordered dessert.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. He's like, well, I'm already paying for it.
- 24:11Speaker 2: I was like, put it in a to-go box. I'll
- 24:13Speaker 2: eat in a bit later.
- 24:15Speaker 1: He was trying to flirt with that waitress.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Probably.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Okay. J. Ann and Kent. So they're back in Hawaii now.
- 24:24Speaker 1: It's so beautiful. She looks great. She's got a tan
- 24:26Speaker 1: from being in the movies.
- 24:27Speaker 2: She had a glow up or something. Yeah.
- 24:28Speaker 1: She looks great.
- 24:30Speaker 2: No, she looks happy.
- 24:32Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, because she's with her family.
- 24:33Speaker 2: That'll do that to you.
- 24:35Speaker 1: So he says, when we were in the Philippines, I
- 24:37Speaker 1: saw a vibrant, funny, independent, active woman that I didn't
- 24:41Speaker 1: know existed. Did you think she was like a boring
- 24:46Speaker 1: dumbass before? Like, why would you marry her if you
- 24:48Speaker 1: didn't think she was a vibrant, active, fun, independent woman?
- 24:52Speaker 2: Because he doesn't care. He just wants a body who
- 24:56Speaker 2: he thinks is not very smart to be there as
- 24:58Speaker 2: a breeding machine for him.
- 25:00Speaker 1: I mean, he has said almost that and that he
- 25:04Speaker 1: was insensitive to her and just saw her as a
- 25:07Speaker 1: baby maker before. But now he's trying to change his ways.
- 25:09Speaker 1: And so they go hiking and he's like, we should
- 25:13Speaker 1: do this more often. Like, this is really great. And
- 25:15Speaker 1: she goes, you can't keep up. You know, you're older.
- 25:18Speaker 1: And he goes, OK, you don't think I could keep up?
- 25:20Speaker 2: Well, I can.
- 25:21Speaker 1: She goes, you really can't. And he goes, we should
- 25:23Speaker 1: do it weekly. I'll train for it. Now, something I
- 25:25Speaker 1: will say about Kent, he does seem to be in
- 25:26Speaker 1: good shape.
- 25:28Speaker 2: He also looks like he could be pushed off one
- 25:29Speaker 2: of those cliffs.
- 25:32Speaker 1: It could be one of those. All right, back up
- 25:33Speaker 1: just a little.
- 25:34Speaker 2: I'm taking the picture.
- 25:36Speaker 1: Just a little bit to the left, to the left.
- 25:38Speaker 1: I'm trying to get that mountain in the background.
- 25:39Speaker 2: Oh, oh. Yep. And you know, I thought about something.
- 25:44Speaker 1: You got to call 9-1-1 immediately, though, if that happens, though,
- 25:46Speaker 1: because they can track the other person's phone or Apple
- 25:49Speaker 1: Watch to see when they fell. So you got to
- 25:50Speaker 1: call 9-1-1 immediately.
- 25:51Speaker 2: Oh, almost definitely.
- 25:52Speaker 1: So they don't say.
- 25:53Speaker 2: You could be smiling the whole time you're calling, but
- 25:55Speaker 2: you got to make the call pretty quick.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Because otherwise they say you waited 10 minutes to call.
- 25:59Speaker 2: Yeah. So I was thinking about something and I didn't
- 26:02Speaker 2: think about it until after he was just so ugly
- 26:04Speaker 2: towards us. And when he was being ugly towards us,
- 26:11Speaker 2: he also said some pretty ugly things about his wife.
- 26:15Speaker 2: I don't know if you peeped that. When he would
- 26:17Speaker 2: say ugly things about us, he would say, just like
- 26:19Speaker 2: my wife.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Oh, okay. So maybe it's a woman problem.
- 26:26Speaker 2: This is what I started to think about. You know,
- 26:29Speaker 2: we had the first breeder that he got and she
- 26:34Speaker 2: left with the child. What could have happened? Because even
- 26:40Speaker 2: if a woman leaves, they're going to want child support. Right.
- 26:44Speaker 2: What did he do that was so bad that she
- 26:49Speaker 2: got up and took her kid and fled away and
- 26:51Speaker 2: didn't ask for not one cent? Right.
- 26:56Speaker 1: It makes you wonder. And she got back with her
- 26:59Speaker 1: ex is the way that story went as well.
- 27:02Speaker 2: But she still moved to a whole other country. But
- 27:06Speaker 2: even still.
- 27:09Speaker 1: And we know how Vietnam does not have extradition. And
- 27:13Speaker 1: we learned this from the Donna Adelson case because she
- 27:16Speaker 1: was trying to flee to Vietnam because she could not
- 27:19Speaker 1: be brought back to the United States. So, hmm. Um, yeah,
- 27:25Speaker 1: I mean, it's all interesting and I'm trying to stay
- 27:29Speaker 1: neutral here, but you're correct. Yeah. Okay. So, uh, cookies,
- 27:36Speaker 1: let's get to the cookies. It looks so good.
- 27:38Speaker 2: They look real good.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Um, so she says, you know, in the Philippines, I'm
- 27:44Speaker 1: independent and I can do whatever I want, but here
- 27:47Speaker 1: I can't do anything. I'm completely dependent on you. I
- 27:50Speaker 1: want to have my own money. I want to be
- 27:52Speaker 1: able to drive, uh, Which again, like the kids are
- 27:55Speaker 1: going to, you're going to have three kids in school.
- 27:58Speaker 2: You got to drive.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Somebody's got to drive. So she says, I want to
- 28:01Speaker 1: start a business with my cookies. And she talks about
- 28:04Speaker 1: her cookies, have an Instagram account. And people are always
- 28:06Speaker 1: talking about her cookies. And he says, that's really just
- 28:10Speaker 1: an expensive hobby. And the math won't math on that
- 28:15Speaker 1: for you to make any money from that. But you
- 28:16Speaker 1: don't know unless you try.
- 28:18Speaker 2: You really don't. There's some women who are highly successful entrepreneurs.
- 28:23Speaker 2: Starting out just like what she's trying to do.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Yeah, completely. And she says, but do you believe in me?
- 28:30Speaker 1: And he says, as a business person, no, you don't
- 28:32Speaker 1: know anything about business, but as a baker of delicious cookies, yes,
- 28:36Speaker 1: you can. So she says, being a husband is believing
- 28:40Speaker 1: in your spouse. He goes, okay, if you can gross $ 2, 000
- 28:45Speaker 1: in a week, then I will support you going forward
- 28:49Speaker 1: as an investor for your business.
- 28:51Speaker 2: That is him saying, I think you're such a fucking
- 28:54Speaker 2: loser and you're going to fail at this so bad.
- 28:56Speaker 2: I'm going to make this number so high.
- 28:58Speaker 1: So high.
- 28:59Speaker 2: You could get nowhere near it. Yeah. What a fucking asshole. Yeah.
- 29:03Speaker 2: Instead of saying, I support you. Yeah. Whatever you need.
- 29:06Speaker 2: Do you need me to make flyers? Do you want
- 29:08Speaker 2: me to take samples to some of my clients? What
- 29:11Speaker 2: do you need? But no, instead he's like, you've got
- 29:13Speaker 2: to achieve this highest. And that's not even achievable for
- 29:17Speaker 2: your first time. opening up a business right and you're
- 29:20Speaker 2: selling cookies.
- 29:21Speaker 1: Well I was like two thousand dollars is she gonna
- 29:24Speaker 1: be like at in my mind I was like maybe
- 29:26Speaker 1: there's some big like convention thing coming up where she
- 29:29Speaker 1: would have a booth and for three days and then
- 29:34Speaker 1: she could sell two because I didn't know like how
- 29:35Speaker 1: much of these cookies you know but by the way
- 29:37Speaker 1: you know she's making the cookies and we see the
- 29:41Speaker 1: whole thing and she's got it set up it looks
- 29:43Speaker 1: adorable it makes it it's appealing to the eye you
- 29:46Speaker 1: would want to stop and see what she's got the
- 29:48Speaker 1: way she's got them boxed up everything is cute so
- 29:53Speaker 1: The next day or whenever it is, she's making the
- 29:54Speaker 1: cookies and she's going to take them to the park.
- 29:57Speaker 1: He says, how are you going to do for the
- 29:58Speaker 1: bake sale? She's going to take them to the park.
- 30:00Speaker 1: So I don't know if there was something going on
- 30:04Speaker 1: with the school. I mean, she looks like she was
- 30:05Speaker 1: just like by herself selling the cookies. But I have
- 30:08Speaker 1: a feeling it was with something else. And she has
- 30:12Speaker 1: posted it on her Instagram for all the people that
- 30:14Speaker 1: follow her cookies. Like, here's where I'm going to be.
- 30:17Speaker 1: And he goes, I'll take the kids so you can focus.
- 30:19Speaker 1: So he takes the kids so she could focus on
- 30:21Speaker 1: finishing the cookies and getting them all packaged up. So
- 30:24Speaker 1: we see her setting up her spot, which is super cute.
- 30:26Speaker 2: Wait a minute. What? What? You missed something. What did
- 30:31Speaker 2: I miss? She was driving. She drove to that spot.
- 30:36Speaker 1: She did? Did you see her riding the wheel?
- 30:38Speaker 2: Yes. She was getting out of the driver's side. She
- 30:41Speaker 2: was by herself. She got out of the driver's side,
- 30:44Speaker 2: closed the driver's side door and got her cookies and
- 30:46Speaker 2: did all of her setup.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Is, is we TV trying to fraud us? Are they
- 30:53Speaker 1: trying to?
- 30:54Speaker 2: I feel like you should be very proud of me.
- 30:56Speaker 1: I am.
- 30:57Speaker 2: Because no, usually I didn't see that. Oh, I peeped
- 31:00Speaker 2: that shit. I'm like, she drug.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Really?
- 31:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Okay, good job, Keisha. You've taught me well. Yeah, the
- 31:10Speaker 1: timeline here is fucked.
- 31:15Speaker 2: Okay.
- 31:15Speaker 1: So, she's setting up her spot, which looks really cute.
- 31:18Speaker 1: It's called the Rookie Cookie. Now, I would have spelled
- 31:23Speaker 1: rookie correctly with an I-E on the end, but.
- 31:26Speaker 2: Well, let's look how they spell Rocky.
- 31:29Speaker 1: Well, that's true, and it could have something to do
- 31:32Speaker 1: with something we don't know about, but I would have
- 31:34Speaker 1: spelled Rocky. R-O-O-K-I-E. The Rookie Cookie. And she says she
- 31:40Speaker 1: promoted it on her Instagram and her TikTok. And so
- 31:43Speaker 1: as people come up, she says it's $ 20 a box.
- 31:45Speaker 1: It looks like there's four cookies in the box. They're
- 31:47Speaker 1: beautifully done. So it's $ 20 a box.
- 31:50Speaker 3: $ 30.
- 31:50Speaker 1: It was $ 20.
- 31:51Speaker 2: $ 30. Okay.
- 31:51Speaker 1: That's expensive. I think 20.
- 32:00Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. It was 30 because I know
- 32:03Speaker 2: he's going to go in there and say, you two
- 32:05Speaker 2: are so fucking stupid. You can't even get the price right.
- 32:08Speaker 2: So in between 20 and 30, we're right.
- 32:11Speaker 1: Okay.
- 32:12Speaker 2: We've got it covered.
- 32:13Speaker 1: I heard 20 and, but maybe, maybe a bigger box
- 32:16Speaker 1: was 30, but I heard her tell one person 20. Um,
- 32:20Speaker 1: she has. So in my mind, if it's $ 20 a box,
- 32:24Speaker 1: she would have to sell 100 units of At the park,
- 32:29Speaker 1: like on a Saturday afternoon, to people that are out
- 32:31Speaker 1: there exercising. I mean, obviously she was taking cash. We
- 32:36Speaker 1: assumed she had, you know, Apple Pay or Venmo or something.
- 32:39Speaker 2: I would hope, or you gotta. Yeah.
- 32:41Speaker 1: So, Kent arrives with the kids and goes, I'm so impressed. Like,
- 32:45Speaker 1: you stuck to it. I'm so proud of you.
- 32:48Speaker 2: And in.
- 32:50Speaker 1: The talking head, she says, I want my kids to
- 32:52Speaker 1: see me doing something. To have dreams and to succeed. Yeah.
- 32:57Speaker 1: And Race, the oldest one, had to do a thing
- 32:59Speaker 1: at school about his mom. You know how they always
- 33:02Speaker 1: have to do that. And it's always so humiliating what
- 33:06Speaker 1: the kids would write.
- 33:07Speaker 2: It really is.
- 33:08Speaker 1: And she reads it. It says, my mom is Jayanne
- 33:11Speaker 1: and her job is to clean the clothes. And she's
- 33:13Speaker 1: very good at cleaning up. And she says, that's sad
- 33:18Speaker 1: because my son only knows me as the cleaner.
- 33:20Speaker 2: Wow.
- 33:22Speaker 1: She cries.
- 33:22Speaker 2: But she could have been a rocket scientist and the
- 33:24Speaker 2: kid could have said the same fucking thing.
- 33:26Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 33:26Speaker 2: They really do see what they want to see with
- 33:29Speaker 2: their little small eyes. Yes.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she cries. And he says, how
- 33:35Speaker 1: much money did you make? She said she made $ 800.
- 33:36Speaker 1: So she made.
- 33:37Speaker 2: Keisha. Keisha.
- 33:38Speaker 1: She says. So in my mind, she sold 40 boxes
- 33:48Speaker 1: and he says, I'll buy the rest of the inventory
- 33:50Speaker 1: for 1200 to make up the difference.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Okay. She's never going to see that money, but okay. Okay.
- 33:57Speaker 1: Either way. So 800 plus 1200 is 2000. So, okay.
- 34:02Speaker 1: I'm going to go back and look. Cause now I feel.
- 34:04Speaker 2: You're going to forget. You ain't going to have time
- 34:06Speaker 2: to go back and look.
- 34:07Speaker 1: I might.
- 34:07Speaker 2: I might.
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- 36:04Speaker 1: And tell them that we sent you. And she says
- 36:08Speaker 1: and she said he says, I'll buy the rest of
- 36:10Speaker 1: your inventory for twelve hundred dollars. And he goes, I'm
- 36:14Speaker 1: going to support your business. I know you'll be a success,
- 36:16Speaker 1: which I think it is going to be a success.
- 36:19Speaker 1: I think she'll take it'll take a while to build it,
- 36:20Speaker 1: just like he said. But putting a two thousand dollars
- 36:23Speaker 1: on one afternoon in the park is not reasonable. Oh, God, no.
- 36:29Speaker 1: He's just doing that to show his control, you know.
- 36:32Speaker 2: Yes, I hope that she finds some fucking Hawaiian Samoan
- 36:35Speaker 2: guy with a big dick to dick her down and
- 36:37Speaker 2: she leaves his ass. Wow. Because he doesn't like her.
- 36:41Speaker 3: Wow.
- 36:42Speaker 2: Wow.
- 36:44Speaker 1: I hope her business is super successful and that she
- 36:46Speaker 1: gets her own money. And since the person is probably
- 36:52Speaker 1: watching this video, let us know the Instagram for the cookies.
- 36:55Speaker 1: We'll support the cookies. We'd love to support the cookies.
- 36:59Speaker 2: Only if she has left him.
- 37:02Speaker 1: Oh, OK.
- 37:03Speaker 2: There's conditions because he probably she probably doesn't have a
- 37:06Speaker 2: debit card with her name on it either.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Oh, definitely not. How would she get to the ATM? Walk?
- 37:12Speaker 2: We know she could drive now.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Oh, she could drive now. Yeah.
- 37:14Speaker 2: All right.
- 37:16Speaker 1: Let's finish up with Vic and Caroline. So Vic tells
- 37:21Speaker 1: they're down by the water and Vic is telling Caroline's dad, John.
- 37:25Speaker 1: That the puppy has been a game changer and he
- 37:28Speaker 1: just sees now that this is what he wants and
- 37:30Speaker 1: he wants to ask permission to marry Caroline. And John's like, whoa,
- 37:34Speaker 1: you're freaking me out, really? And he goes, okay, sure.
- 37:37Speaker 1: All right. Give the blessing. And they hug.
- 37:39Speaker 2: Okay. Okay. So number one, her dad doesn't fucking love
- 37:43Speaker 2: her because he should have said no. Absolutely not. And
- 37:49Speaker 2: I have been trying to figure out who her dad
- 37:51Speaker 2: looks like. And it finally hit me this episode.
- 37:54Speaker 1: I'm so scared.
- 37:55Speaker 2: I'm sure you've never seen.
- 37:57Speaker 1: I'm so scared. Okay, go ahead.
- 37:59Speaker 2: You've probably never seen this show, but he, he reminds
- 38:02Speaker 2: me of Chet from weird science. Of course.
- 38:06Speaker 1: Bill Paxton. Yeah.
- 38:09Speaker 2: He was. Yes.
- 38:09Speaker 1: No, but when he turned into the monster.
- 38:13Speaker 3: Yes.
- 38:13Speaker 2: That's who he was. I was like, That's who he
- 38:15Speaker 2: reminds me of, right? Yes. He's just missing the flies
- 38:19Speaker 2: flying around him. Yeah. Yes.
- 38:21Speaker 1: Weird Science is such a great movie.
- 38:24Speaker 2: Oh, I loved that movie so much when I was
- 38:26Speaker 2: a little girl.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Me too.
- 38:27Speaker 2: Loved it.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Loved it. So when he comes back up, Caroline and
- 38:34Speaker 1: her sister Megan are there and they're like, what were
- 38:35Speaker 1: you talking about? What was it about? Why are we
- 38:37Speaker 1: down at the water? Why were you talking to him?
- 38:39Speaker 1: That was weird. And in the talking head, he goes,
- 38:42Speaker 1: I should have known. Caroline and her sister Megan are
- 38:44Speaker 1: like the FBI and the CIA. He says, so it's
- 38:48Speaker 1: like now or never, I got to go for it.
- 38:49Speaker 1: So I didn't know he was going to do it
- 38:51Speaker 1: that night. I thought he was like asking so he
- 38:53Speaker 1: could do it in the future. But he had the
- 38:55Speaker 1: ring and everything.
- 38:55Speaker 2: I didn't think he was going to do it at all.
- 38:58Speaker 1: So Vic stands up and says, thank you all for coming.
- 39:01Speaker 1: You know, I'm committed to Caroline. We're going to raise
- 39:04Speaker 1: Cowboy together and I think we should get married. And
- 39:08Speaker 1: everybody's like, what? And she's like, what? And she's holding
- 39:11Speaker 1: the dog. And he gets on a knee. And his
- 39:13Speaker 1: mom walks up and goes, give me the dog. Take
- 39:15Speaker 1: the ring. Give me the dog. The mom takes the dog.
- 39:18Speaker 1: And she looks at the ring and is like, are
- 39:22Speaker 1: you serious? Are you serious?
- 39:23Speaker 3: I know.
- 39:24Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah. And she goes, okay. Yeah. She
- 39:28Speaker 1: just sort of says, okay.
- 39:30Speaker 2: She's in disbelief yeah and you know what the fucked
- 39:33Speaker 2: up part about it is it's like he keeps saying
- 39:37Speaker 2: that the dog changed everything made him want to commit
- 39:40Speaker 2: yeah he probably wouldn't fucking pick a dog that has
- 39:43Speaker 2: terminal cancer and only has like two years leave live
- 39:47Speaker 2: So that's going to be the terms of their whole
- 39:49Speaker 2: relationship right there. As long as his dog is alive,
- 39:53Speaker 2: I can be committed to you. But soon as the
- 39:54Speaker 2: dog dies. So he picked a dying dog. I would
- 39:57Speaker 2: not put that past him at all. He's that much
- 40:01Speaker 2: of a jerk.
- 40:02Speaker 1: That's terrible. That's terrible.
- 40:06Speaker 2: Does it sound foreign for him? No.
- 40:10Speaker 1: So the talking head, the producer says, so Caroline, you
- 40:13Speaker 1: got engaged. How do you feel? She goes, is this real? Like,
- 40:17Speaker 1: I think she's asking the producer, like, you just did
- 40:22Speaker 1: this for the show, right? It's not really real.
- 40:23Speaker 2: That's so fucking sad. Yeah.
- 40:27Speaker 1: And they go, yeah, what do you mean? She goes,
- 40:29Speaker 1: so he really did propose. And they're like, yeah. And
- 40:31Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, I never thought I'd be engaged to
- 40:34Speaker 1: a 50-year-old man. Now all of a sudden? Now she's like, whoa,
- 40:39Speaker 1: he's 50.
- 40:40Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, God.
- 40:43Speaker 1: She goes, it's going to take a while to sink in,
- 40:45Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, I thought. I thought I'd be more
- 40:48Speaker 1: excited and happy. Like, I thought our relationship would be
- 40:51Speaker 1: in a better place if we got engaged. You know,
- 40:54Speaker 1: it feels performative. Like, I do love him. I am happy.
- 41:01Speaker 1: It just, it doesn't feel like I thought it would.
- 41:05Speaker 2: Wow. Why didn't you just say no?
- 41:07Speaker 1: I mean. Right, right.
- 41:10Speaker 2: Everything that you said is not, that doesn't, the math
- 41:13Speaker 2: isn't mapping there. Yes. No.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Um, and then they get a quick hits of what
- 41:18Speaker 1: other people think. And the talking head, Megan, the sister goes,
- 41:21Speaker 1: this makes me feel scared that she might actually do it.
- 41:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:25Speaker 1: And talking to dad goes, I, uh, I have some concerns.
- 41:29Speaker 1: I have some concerns. And the mom said, yeah, but
- 41:32Speaker 1: you told, yeah.
- 41:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:33Speaker 1: And mom goes, I'm also concerned because things have been
- 41:36Speaker 1: rocky between them, but I guess if she's happy, then
- 41:39Speaker 1: we're happy.
- 41:40Speaker 2: How could you tell any of those people are happy?
- 41:43Speaker 2: They are a family of non-smilers over there. Like, no, no.
- 41:46Speaker 2: She doesn't smile. Her sister, nor Chet, the dad, nor
- 41:48Speaker 2: the mom.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Chet, the dad. I thought you were going to say
- 41:52Speaker 1: Big Ed.
- 41:55Speaker 2: No. Okay.
- 41:56Speaker 1: I was scared that's what you were going to say.
- 41:57Speaker 3: Okay.
- 41:58Speaker 1: I'm not the Chet from Weird Science.
- 42:00Speaker 2: Is any better? No.
- 42:02Speaker 1: And the talking head, Vic, goes, yeah, we've been together
- 42:04Speaker 1: four years. I'm so excited to get married. And this
- 42:07Speaker 1: will fundamentally... change who I am of course I'll still
- 42:10Speaker 1: be that guy but uh hopefully this will give her
- 42:13Speaker 1: more confidence in my commitment.
- 42:16Speaker 2: It did it it did it made her confidence go
- 42:19Speaker 2: very down like she had to question a staff member
- 42:23Speaker 2: yeah is this fake yeah true yeah staff member.
- 42:27Speaker 1: So now we see Caroline at home and she facetimes
- 42:29Speaker 1: her friend Bianca who's moved to San Diego and she
- 42:33Speaker 1: says well something happened here Vic proposed. Bianca's like, what?
- 42:40Speaker 1: Bianca says, this is terrifying to me. You know, I
- 42:43Speaker 1: felt comfort when you said he didn't want to get married.
- 42:46Speaker 1: So like it would never happen because this is not
- 42:49Speaker 1: a healthy relationship, girl. This is not it. Bianca says
- 42:55Speaker 1: he's 50 years old. He's never going to change. It
- 42:58Speaker 1: feels like a bandaid. It feels slimy. It feels manipulative.
- 43:02Speaker 1: And she goes, girl, He's a loser. And that's me
- 43:05Speaker 1: being nice.
- 43:07Speaker 2: That is everything that Caroline's dad should have told Caroline.
- 43:11Speaker 1: And she goes, well, but now like he, he proposed
- 43:16Speaker 1: and Bianca says, don't feel trapped. Don't feel like you
- 43:19Speaker 1: can't say no, just because you already said yes. If
- 43:22Speaker 1: you do this, I'm going to tell you, I think
- 43:24Speaker 1: this is to be the biggest mistake of your life.
- 43:27Speaker 1: So I'm like, Bianca is really laying it out there.
- 43:29Speaker 1: And that's hard when you have a friend and they're
- 43:31Speaker 1: like going to marry somebody and you know, it's not
- 43:33Speaker 1: going to work and you know, it's the worst thing.
- 43:35Speaker 1: But if you tell them all that, then they turn
- 43:38Speaker 1: on you.
- 43:38Speaker 2: Yeah. But she's like, I don't give a fuck, which
- 43:41Speaker 2: that's a good.
- 43:42Speaker 1: Friend, right? That's a good friend. Bianca is a good friend.
- 43:45Speaker 1: So when we're talking to Ed, Caroline says, it makes
- 43:48Speaker 1: me feel like there's something wrong with me that I
- 43:51Speaker 1: put up with his behavior. Like, and I thought getting
- 43:54Speaker 1: engaged is what I wanted. But now that it happened,
- 43:57Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a big mistake if
- 43:59Speaker 1: we get married.
- 44:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:03Speaker 1: So now they're having a dinner at one of his
- 44:05Speaker 1: restaurants and he's like, I sent the staff home early.
- 44:08Speaker 1: I was like, that means you had no customers. Um,
- 44:10Speaker 1: I sent the staff home early and we're going to
- 44:12Speaker 1: have this dinner. So he's like, Oh my God, it's
- 44:15Speaker 1: so great. Now that we're engaged, I was so happy.
- 44:17Speaker 1: I could propose to you in front of everyone. And
- 44:20Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, I really didn't expect it. I was
- 44:23Speaker 1: very surprised. You know, um, I love you so much.
- 44:27Speaker 2: I do.
- 44:28Speaker 1: And I thought I wanted commitment. And he goes, yeah,
- 44:32Speaker 1: it's all you've been asking for. It's all you talk about.
- 44:34Speaker 2: It's true. That is true.
- 44:36Speaker 1: That is true. And she goes, but I was taken
- 44:38Speaker 1: off guard because I feel like nothing has changed. Like,
- 44:41Speaker 1: I don't feel like a fiance. He goes, oh, my God,
- 44:44Speaker 1: I totally feel different now that we're engaged. And she goes, yeah,
- 44:47Speaker 1: I'm not really sure that I believe you, that you
- 44:50Speaker 1: actually want it. And he goes, I don't know what
- 44:54Speaker 1: you're talking about.
- 44:55Speaker 3: I'm ready.
- 44:56Speaker 1: I'm ready to commit forever. And she says, I want
- 45:00Speaker 1: to be excited because I thought this is what I wanted.
- 45:03Speaker 1: And he goes, what's going on? Is my age bothering you?
- 45:06Speaker 1: And she goes, well, yeah. And he goes, well, there's
- 45:12Speaker 1: nothing I can do about it. And she goes, yeah.
- 45:14Speaker 1: She goes, it's not like I'm not going to grow
- 45:17Speaker 1: old with you because you're going to be old way
- 45:20Speaker 1: before I'm old.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Yes, that's what everyone's been trying to tell you.
- 45:25Speaker 1: That's math, girl. Yeah. And he goes, wow.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:31Speaker 1: Wow.
- 45:32Speaker 2: I actually said wow myself. I was like, God damn,
- 45:34Speaker 2: she's really giving it to him.
- 45:36Speaker 1: And she goes, in 10 or 20 years, you're going
- 45:39Speaker 1: to be like a senior citizen. And so it's like,
- 45:42Speaker 1: do we even want the same things? And he goes, okay, wow, well,
- 45:47Speaker 1: this hurts. This is the last thing I expected to hear.
- 45:51Speaker 3: Yep.
- 45:52Speaker 1: And she goes, I wanted to be all excited that
- 45:55Speaker 1: I was engaged and tell all my friends, but I'm not.
- 45:59Speaker 1: And he goes, did you tell your friends? She goes, well,
- 46:02Speaker 1: I told Bianca. And before she gets that out of
- 46:05Speaker 1: her mouth, he goes, now I got it. Now it
- 46:06Speaker 1: makes sense. Now it makes sense. You told Bianca. He goes,
- 46:10Speaker 1: your friends are all haters. Bianca and your friends will
- 46:13Speaker 1: never reach the caliber of a Vic Christopher, okay? I
- 46:18Speaker 1: would never hook up with any of your friends, and
- 46:21Speaker 1: they know it.
- 46:23Speaker 2: He would. Her friends are too smart to hook up
- 46:26Speaker 2: with a person like him. That's how his mind works.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Yeah. If my husband said to me, your friends are
- 46:36Speaker 1: not of David Gilbert caliber, I would never hook up
- 46:38Speaker 1: with any of your friends. I'm like, who are you
- 46:40Speaker 1: thinking about hooking up with? What are you talking about?
- 46:42Speaker 2: I would be on the floor laughing. Like rolling over
- 46:49Speaker 2: and cackling. Like with my feet going like this in
- 46:53Speaker 2: the air.
- 46:55Speaker 1: And she says, I thought I wanted to be with
- 46:58Speaker 1: someone older because I thought you would be more mature.
- 47:01Speaker 1: But in a lot of ways, you're a lot more
- 47:03Speaker 1: immature and more shallow than guys my age.
- 47:08Speaker 2: All it took was a ring for her to see
- 47:10Speaker 2: the light.
- 47:11Speaker 1: To be like, holy shit, I'm going to actually have
- 47:13Speaker 1: to commit to this guy.
- 47:14Speaker 2: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
- 47:16Speaker 1: So he says, here's the reality. You don't want to
- 47:17Speaker 1: be with me. And you know what? I can just
- 47:19Speaker 1: replace you. I can replace with you somebody with somebody younger.
- 47:22Speaker 1: I can replace you with somebody far, far younger than you.
- 47:25Speaker 1: And she goes, not far younger. Cause that would be illegal. Yeah.
- 47:32Speaker 1: And so he goes, I just proposed to you and
- 47:35Speaker 1: all of our families. Don't, don't do me any favors.
- 47:38Speaker 1: You there's the door. So, um, She gets up and
- 47:42Speaker 1: clears the plates, which I was like, okay, she's going
- 47:44Speaker 1: to be mad. He cleared the plates. Cause you'd be like,
- 47:45Speaker 1: I'm not done eating.
- 47:47Speaker 2: I was like, he took away her fucking food. Like,
- 47:50Speaker 2: why did he take her food away? That is so rude.
- 47:53Speaker 1: It did seem like a dad being like, we're done eating.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just like, let her eat her food
- 47:58Speaker 2: or at least get her to go box. Like that
- 48:01Speaker 2: pissed me off. That pissed me off more than anything
- 48:03Speaker 2: else he's done. So he took her food away.
- 48:05Speaker 1: I saw that. I said, Keisha's going to be so
- 48:07Speaker 1: mad about that.
- 48:08Speaker 2: It did piss me off.
- 48:09Speaker 1: So he walks off with the food and she puts
- 48:11Speaker 1: the ring on the table. Did you notice the ring
- 48:14Speaker 1: guard on that ring? So, you know, if you get
- 48:17Speaker 1: a ring and it's the wrong size, they put that thing.
- 48:20Speaker 1: I mean, I can't like explain it.
- 48:22Speaker 3: They put like the thing that goes across it. That'll
- 48:25Speaker 3: make it the right size until you can get it sized.
- 48:27Speaker 3: So she put that ring guard in it to make
- 48:29Speaker 3: it the right size. I mean, it literally, with the
- 48:31Speaker 3: ring guard, cut the ring in half the size. It
- 48:34Speaker 3: literally was a ring.
- 48:35Speaker 2: No idea what size ring she used.
- 48:38Speaker 1: It probably barely would not fit her thumb. That's how
- 48:41Speaker 1: big it was. Which also makes me think she put
- 48:45Speaker 1: the ring guard in it instead of getting it sized
- 48:47Speaker 1: because she knew she was going to give it back.
- 48:50Speaker 1: You know?
- 48:50Speaker 3: Smart.
- 48:51Speaker 2: I wonder, was it real?
- 48:53Speaker 1: It looked real. You know how sometimes you see those
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- 50:41Speaker 1: then tell me what you got. So in her talking head,
- 50:46Speaker 1: she goes, the fear of being unhappy forever is overcoming
- 50:51Speaker 1: my fear of being alone and without him. And I
- 50:55Speaker 1: think she meant that the opposite way, but whatever. And
- 50:58Speaker 1: a part of me wants to marry him and have
- 51:00Speaker 1: a picture perfect moment. But I feel that moment might
- 51:04Speaker 1: be impossible. So she just wants like the wedding pictures
- 51:08Speaker 1: and then she doesn't want to actually be married. So
- 51:13Speaker 1: he comes out to clean up and sees the ring
- 51:15Speaker 1: on the table and it goes, yeah, I got to
- 51:17Speaker 1: tell you, I'm devastated, you know, but I got no
- 51:19Speaker 1: regrets because I did everything she asked of me and
- 51:21Speaker 1: it wasn't enough. And that's true.
- 51:24Speaker 2: That is true though.
- 51:24Speaker 1: He got the dog. He proposed.
- 51:27Speaker 2: He did. Yeah.
- 51:30Speaker 1: So now we see two months later. And so I
- 51:32Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is going to be two months
- 51:33Speaker 1: later of them. But it was two months later for everybody.
- 51:35Speaker 1: And we see Kai and Zachary, just two dudes, two bros,
- 51:40Speaker 1: driving out in a convertible that Brooke probably bought with
- 51:42Speaker 1: her OnlyFans money. And Kai says, things are going great.
- 51:46Speaker 1: Our fan base is growing. We're making money. And he
- 51:49Speaker 1: quit his job. And that was the right decision. How
- 51:54Speaker 1: are y'all getting health care?
- 51:55Speaker 2: I don't think they... I think they are over-exaggerating some
- 52:01Speaker 2: of that. Someone still has a job. Yeah.
- 52:04Speaker 1: They should at least. That would be responsible. Brooke says,
- 52:08Speaker 1: I'm just excited for the future. Business is booming. And
- 52:12Speaker 1: we see their closing cards, which says, Zachary is still
- 52:16Speaker 1: living with Brooke and Kai and making the most of it.
- 52:19Speaker 1: Brooke and Kai have gone all in on their online
- 52:22Speaker 1: business and they are more popular than ever. We see
- 52:26Speaker 1: him taking pictures of her in a cage. And Brooke says,
- 52:31Speaker 1: age or not, you should just enjoy life. Okay.
- 52:34Speaker 2: Okay, Brooke.
- 52:35Speaker 1: Thanks, Brooke. Words of wisdom. Drew and Janet. We forgot
- 52:40Speaker 1: about them. They haven't been on in two episodes. She says,
- 52:43Speaker 1: the biggest problem with age gap relationships is that people
- 52:46Speaker 1: could get in your head. Age is just a number.
- 52:49Speaker 1: It's about the person. And Drew, her man, her man,
- 52:53Speaker 1: her man, lets her be her.
- 52:56Speaker 2: And he does.
- 52:57Speaker 1: He does. And he says, she has my heart. And
- 53:01Speaker 1: being all in is what it takes to have a
- 53:03Speaker 1: successful marriage. Closing cards. Drew is making strides with his
- 53:08Speaker 1: new clothing business. And he has Janet's full support. The
- 53:13Speaker 1: more successful he becomes, the closer Janet is to retirement.
- 53:18Speaker 2: Oh, gosh. She's going to be like 89 before she retires.
- 53:20Speaker 1: I know.
- 53:20Speaker 2: God bless. We don't know what clothes that man.
- 53:24Speaker 1: Can be making. Mm-mm.
- 53:25Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
- 53:26Speaker 1: Um, okay. We see Eric and Tynesha. We see Tynesha
- 53:29Speaker 1: showing her friend around a space for, does she, she
- 53:31Speaker 1: doesn't say hot yoga.
- 53:33Speaker 2: Yoga.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Hit yoga, which I think is H I I T,
- 53:36Speaker 1: which is like high intensity, something like a cardio yoga.
- 53:40Speaker 2: I don't think she does anything high intensity.
- 53:43Speaker 1: But it's interesting. So maybe she, that is what she's
- 53:45Speaker 1: been doing all along. Maybe she is a certified yoga instructor.
- 53:48Speaker 2: That would have been nice to know. Yeah.
- 53:51Speaker 1: It looked like she just stayed around the house all day.
- 53:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:54Speaker 1: She's showing a space that she wants to build out
- 53:56Speaker 1: for a yoga studio. And she says, I'm a bad bitch.
- 54:02Speaker 2: Okay.
- 54:03Speaker 1: And she's worthy of building her own life. She wants
- 54:06Speaker 1: to have her own yoga studio. She says, he underestimated
- 54:09Speaker 1: me and left a good thing behind.
- 54:12Speaker 2: That is a yoga class I might take because I
- 54:14Speaker 2: don't think we would do very much.
- 54:16Speaker 1: It would be like very boring. Very slow.
- 54:21Speaker 2: Very slow.
- 54:22Speaker 1: In the closing cards, Eric and Tynesha remain separated but
- 54:26Speaker 1: have not yet filed for divorce. Meanwhile, Eric still has
- 54:30Speaker 1: plans to finish his dream home alone. So we see him.
- 54:34Speaker 1: It appears that he's, like, unpacking in the new kitchen.
- 54:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 54:38Speaker 1: But then he's taping boxes up. So I don't know
- 54:41Speaker 1: what they did there.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Anyway. Dementia is calling his name.
- 54:45Speaker 1: Oh, God, Keisha. Productions ask him, is the next wife
- 54:49Speaker 1: the best wife? And he says, TBD, TBD, that's gross.
- 54:55Speaker 1: Vic and Caroline, he says, at the moment, he and
- 54:59Speaker 1: Caroline are not together. He's focused on his business. We
- 55:02Speaker 1: see him, wiki, wiki, wiki, DJing. And she says, I
- 55:07Speaker 1: did everything I could to save it, but there was
- 55:09Speaker 1: no realistic chance of him changing. And even though he
- 55:12Speaker 1: did propose, it never felt right. We are in different
- 55:15Speaker 1: life stages and the power dynamic, and it was more
- 55:18Speaker 1: unrealistic than I thought. Then we get their closing cards
- 55:23Speaker 1: and it says, Caroline moved home with her parents. She
- 55:27Speaker 1: and Vic share custody of their baby, Cowboy. Vic has
- 55:31Speaker 1: been working and providing plenty of hospitality with quotes and
- 55:35Speaker 1: we see him like taking pictures with fans on the street.
- 55:40Speaker 1: Which they're probably just like, why are those cameras falling?
- 55:42Speaker 1: Should we take a picture with you? Are you going
- 55:43Speaker 1: to be on TV? And then we get, since filming wrapped,
- 55:49Speaker 1: Vic and Caroline have reconciled But are not currently.
- 55:52Speaker 2: Engaged because she's just as stupid as he is.
- 55:56Speaker 1: We saw them on that podcast with him saying a
- 55:58Speaker 1: woman really just completely changes for the worst age. Twenty eight.
- 56:03Speaker 1: Twenty eight is when they're disposable. So she's got four years.
- 56:07Speaker 1: She's got four years.
- 56:08Speaker 2: I'm so glad to not have to see his face again.
- 56:11Speaker 2: And hers, too. Mm hmm. Yeah.
- 56:15Speaker 1: Not the brightest bulb.
- 56:16Speaker 2: She's no, she's not.
- 56:18Speaker 1: Jayanne and Kent, he says what he's learned is an
- 56:21Speaker 1: age gap relationship in an age gap relationship. The power
- 56:24Speaker 1: dynamic is real. You have to see yourself as equals.
- 56:29Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
- 56:31Speaker 1: She says, you know, you have to believe in yourself
- 56:32Speaker 1: because you can't count on other people to do it
- 56:34Speaker 1: for you. And he says this year has strengthened their family.
- 56:39Speaker 1: And she says he's not perfect, but he's trying and
- 56:43Speaker 1: we're a team. And the closing cards, J.M. is taking
- 56:48Speaker 1: steps to be more independent and growing her cookie business
- 56:51Speaker 1: and learning to drive with a professional instructor. Kent is
- 56:56Speaker 1: working on becoming a more present husband and father, even
- 56:59Speaker 1: if it's bad for his back. Now, they showed him
- 57:02Speaker 1: with the kids on his back. And the first thing
- 57:04Speaker 1: I thought was that is going to kill your back
- 57:06Speaker 1: and your knees. But it says his back.
- 57:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 57:09Speaker 2: Well, I hope it does kill his back and his knees.
- 57:12Speaker 2: His spine, his ankles, all of it. All of it.
- 57:17Speaker 2: Actively deteriorating.
- 57:20Speaker 1: She's got thoughts, guys. She's got thoughts.
- 57:24Speaker 2: Like I said, he better be glad it's your show.
- 57:26Speaker 1: And not mine. Everybody, that is it. We're done with
- 57:29Speaker 1: this show. I think this show could be a one
- 57:34Speaker 1: and done, but it's just good enough to maybe get.
- 57:38Speaker 2: A season two. I think so, too. I feel like
- 57:42Speaker 2: there's a season two coming.
- 57:43Speaker 1: Because the other new show that I'm covering with Kimberly,
- 57:46Speaker 1: Double Lives of Suburban Wives, is definitely going to season two.
- 57:49Speaker 1: It's like so, people are so buzzed about it. And
- 57:51Speaker 1: if you guys want to see something hilarious, and Keisha,
- 57:55Speaker 1: I would recommend you watch it.
- 57:56Speaker 2: Okay.
- 57:58Speaker 1: Over on Pink Shade Prime, the $ 10 and up level,
- 58:01Speaker 1: which is where we're covering that show, Kimberly and I
- 58:04Speaker 1: had Ace Fanning on to tell us what he saw
- 58:08Speaker 1: on all those women's OnlyFans. He paid $ 25 a month
- 58:11Speaker 1: for each of them. And then each week he would
- 58:14Speaker 1: go through and describe what he'd seen. And he bought
- 58:17Speaker 1: a special video from one of the girls blowing out
- 58:22Speaker 1: birthday candles with her Q-U-E-E-F. Wow.
- 58:29Speaker 2: That's talent.
- 58:29Speaker 1: And then he showed us the video. Not on screen.
- 58:33Speaker 1: Just he sent it to our phones to get our
- 58:35Speaker 1: immediate reactions.
- 58:37Speaker 2: Okay. Okay. Yeah. I want to ask this question. Mm-hmm.
- 58:42Speaker 1: I might not know the answer.
- 58:44Speaker 2: You could probably give any answer and I would believe it.
- 58:47Speaker 1: Okay.
- 58:52Speaker 2: There has to be in my head a lack of
- 58:56Speaker 2: elasticity to be able to bring in enough air, push
- 59:03Speaker 2: it out to blow out the candle.
- 59:06Speaker 1: Well, she only got two out of the four. She
- 59:09Speaker 1: didn't get all four.
- 59:10Speaker 2: All four. One!
- 59:12Speaker 1: She put a lit birthday cake and she went on
- 59:16Speaker 1: all fours and put her backed it up right to
- 59:19Speaker 1: it and blew out two. I'm never going to unsee it.
- 59:26Speaker 1: He also showed us another video that literally I was like,
- 59:29Speaker 1: I can see her small intestines. Like I've never been.
- 59:32Speaker 2: Oh God.
- 59:34Speaker 1: I was like, I, I've never been so far up
- 59:37Speaker 1: into somebody's cavity. It was disgusting.
- 59:41Speaker 2: Was there a camera out there? Yeah.
- 59:43Speaker 1: It was like, she set up a camera and then
- 59:45Speaker 1: like put it all right in the camera. It's crazy.
- 59:47Speaker 2: But you still shouldn't be able to see far issue.
- 59:50Speaker 2: You shouldn't be able to see anything.
- 59:52Speaker 1: Oh, well, it was so far up in there that
- 59:55Speaker 1: you could really see like what was happening. Kimberly's like,
- 59:58Speaker 1: I think I see a face. I was like, oh
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: my God, I don't know. I think I see, I
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: think I see a tumor.
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: It was, so yeah, again, we didn't show it on
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: the camera, but Ace sent it to us and I'll
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: never be able to unsee it. But I want everybody
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: to go and watch that episode on the $ 10 level
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: of Pink Shade Prime because Ace is so effing funny.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: And he literally reenacts some things he saw.
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: He does shit you would never let Kimberly and I
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: get away with. Oh, we would get a talking to.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: But the first thing he says, he's like, everything is
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: always like, Ace, too far. Ace, too far. But then
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: when you want somebody to watch OnlyFans, who are you calling?
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Ace. Yeah, because I would have thrown up.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: It was beyond.
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: What he's described is too much for me.
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: It was beyond that. Beyond. So anyway, guys, if you
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: want a good laugh, that's where it is.
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: Next week, guys, Love After Lockup Relationship Rehab. It'll be
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: episode one of it. We're very excited. We cannot wait
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: for our felons and their spouses to come back. I
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: can't wait to see what shenanigans Joey of Joey and
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: what's her name?
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: Kimberly.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: Joey and Kimberly, what nonsense he gets up to. I'm
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: most excited about Marcelino and Brittany because I always felt
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: I just love her so much. I think she's such
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: an interesting person and such an inspirational person that I'm excited.
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: Horrible backstory.
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: Horrible backstory. As I imagine, and this whole Julius and
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: that other girl, I'm like, how did they get on
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: the show? They were a one-hit wonder. I don't know either.
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: Nobody else wanted to do it?
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: Just because you're on one season doesn't mean you're any
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: less of a stupid bitch, which she is.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Oh, God bless. God bless.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: So, everybody, that is coming next week right here in
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: this spot. We'll be back to Mugshot Monday. We'll be
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: away from Mommy Issues Monday or whatever we were calling this.
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: And keep watching the YouTube. Keep watching it. Keep commenting. And, again,
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: if you guys want to go and make some comments,
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: the last episode was where some really mean, horrible things
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: were said. I don't know what's going to happen with
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: this one. Hopefully nothing. But Keisha tried to keep her
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: mouth shut. No, she really didn't. But I tried to
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: keep her mouth shut. How about that? How about that?
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make it worse. I'm not trying
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: to make it worse. Although there is a block.
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: You saved his life.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: There's a block button that I could use, I suppose.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: I don't know how YouTube really works. Because, like I said,
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: we're not YouTube creators. We're podcasters who happen to put
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: it on YouTube.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: Well, we haven't heard from him since I call him
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: a human henroy. So maybe that just did it.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: Perhaps. That's pretty rude.
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: Perhaps.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: I mean, but deserved. But deserved.
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: I'm on your side here, girl. Thank you. Just to
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: make sure we're clear.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: Okay, guys.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: We'll see you next week with Love After Lockup Relationship Rehab.
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: Goodbye.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: Bye-bye.