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113: Bald Brothers @Natejackson's #3 | #thebaldbrothers · The Bald Brothers Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Tell said on two off, it's on, it's on, it's not, y'all,
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: what's up showing you.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: Y'alla little clamping When I walked up weird and I
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: saw you, I want to crying arms was phone, thank you.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it. W excuse I got the good hot top? Yeah? Man,
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: time here, Yeah in the corner.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: That's a that's a weird see right there, back behind
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: this and shit, you're going y'all the whole shows.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: He is a kid, that's not even. It was like,
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: make that face, y'all feel good man, old man, y'all,
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: I'm any closing? I call wan where y'all at? Its closed?
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: I'm cold? Where come you get something like? It was
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: all hard? Go showing it? They keep your shirt, Na, man,
• 0:55
  Speaker 2: i'ma take my shirt off.
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: Listen.
• 0:56
  Speaker 4: If y'all never mention the barb where you couldn't have
• 0:58
  Speaker 4: been to the barer the show. This is my first
• 1:00
  Speaker 4: time coming outside of that, y'all.
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: First dat you got worst about learn how to do it.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: So the way it works is y'all have.
• 1:12
  Speaker 4: Filled out the grid, the form, not the grid, and
• 1:16
  Speaker 4: everything we talk about is based on y'all answers.
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: So if it's a good show. It's y'all fault. It's
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: a bad show. It's y'all fault.
• 1:23
  Speaker 4: Right, y'all are the people. So we just want to
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: talk about a couple of things that y'all said. First
• 1:28
  Speaker 4: thing is just random topics. Being naked, Tony. Tony not
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: comfortable with being naked?
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: Man, tell them mine man, I'm not man, I'm uncomfortable
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  Speaker 1: with I'm fine, man, So I don't like being naked
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: for a long period of time. I'm taking my shower
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: and I'm getting right into the clothing, dive onto the clothes,
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: and then the drawings is lined up by his diag.
• 1:52
  Speaker 2: Once I put the drawings on, like I feel. So
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: you bet you live by yourself. I still don't like that.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: You can see me, man. The cats is looking at me.
• 2:03
  Speaker 5: Man, they're not looking at my balls like, hey man,
• 2:07
  Speaker 5: I talk what you bought?
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: The crows looking like that?
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: So hey man, watch out man. And I'm trying talking
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: about this booty hole showing all the time.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: And it's just a beef. Cat's put me out. Can't
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: put me out. You know what I'm saying. Let's cut
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: my butt out. You know what I'm saying. I don't
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: like it man, So I did I just get pressing
• 2:25
  Speaker 2: meat people, But.
• 2:26
  Speaker 6: I'll send the dick pic nikked and me here wrong
• 2:30
  Speaker 6: because I'm not moving in the dick pic.
• 2:36
  Speaker 7: I want to be a fool. Then it just it
• 2:39
  Speaker 7: just dick.
• 2:40
  Speaker 6: Oh ho ho, I I don't like the singing dick
• 2:44
  Speaker 6: you said, fo in't send the fool face face yay,
• 2:49
  Speaker 6: shoulders them post it, look man, shine balls, tap of
• 2:55
  Speaker 6: my leaves.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: Why they come out of the day. Put off the ball.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: You don't wanna go. You don't wanna point your tell
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: o the man that can get it the fool. You
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, get the back of it. Then
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: I tell me my face for artistic purpose with you.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: She gonna gives me leave and leave. So what you
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: don't care if everybody you out man, you worry? How
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: was that gonna hurt my free? It depends on your meeting.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: Gonna beat small people'll be like, I ain't gonna see
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: old small. Get TOOTI show I don't see you on
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: the sweet I'm not gonna send the on the songs.
• 3:32
  Speaker 4: No, man's the salt that pict y'all sweet real got swimming,
• 3:36
  Speaker 4: come back inside with the middle.
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: Beat me like you the middle beat, the freezing meeting.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: That's the little been statue. You know, it's not shift
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: and then shoved and smaller in the same that's not
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: always sitting on top of the mother.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: This is.
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  Speaker 2: The statue and.
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  Speaker 8: David Hell, I've been looking at this the man for
• 4:00
  Speaker 8: them the balls going leer this shit, that's when they
• 4:05
  Speaker 8: should have called it balls, little.
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  Speaker 2: Goer th the shit hundred you leave.
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  Speaker 7: I'm fully comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't naked fully comfortable. I be nanked in that hotel room,
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: body butt all on these sheets. Ball, Why are you coming?
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: Have you always been that comfortable? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: When I was in college, I was so mad. I
• 4:25
  Speaker 4: had a roommate because I was like, man, I want
• 4:26
  Speaker 4: to be naked now, but my roommate was right there, so.
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: I had awaited. So soon as I got my first.
• 4:31
  Speaker 4: Apartment, I was like, yeah, this is how nigga be
• 4:35
  Speaker 4: balls and I be naked at home today when the
• 4:38
  Speaker 4: boys walking around?
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: When did the new of these counts? When was he
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: like niggad is wed?
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: So soon as I got my first apartment, I was
• 4:45
  Speaker 4: like butterhole nicky all the time, and.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: I never stopped. I was naked most of today when
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: I be on the road you had assumed.
• 4:56
  Speaker 7: Lea Lee was like Dona Julie man.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: He talking businesses, shook the sham damn tress room. I
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: get dressed. I was actually frustrating the guy to put
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: the clothes on to take the feed. And I was like,
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: see they're not gonna go with d turn the camera. Yeah, yeah,
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: into answering. I toosed a lot. I told him. I
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: was like, fuck, my brother shoved.
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  Speaker 9: They saw in the ship and they saw I was like,
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  Speaker 9: nom ah and if somebody I would in my room naked.
• 5:45
  Speaker 4: And somebody gave me a gift. They had sent me
• 5:47
  Speaker 4: about my champagne and some fruit, and I was pissed
• 5:50
  Speaker 4: off because I had to get my clothes on to
• 5:52
  Speaker 4: get it. I came to the pitfold naked and I.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: Seen the champagne. I was like, I didn't order anything.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: It's like gods a kid god. I was like, oh
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: my god, hold on nothing and I opened the door.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: I just stuck my hand down.
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: Hum all.
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: Went back to watching the TV with Buthold.
• 6:13
  Speaker 4: Naked put the ring. I mean, you don't want to
• 6:18
  Speaker 4: the road, but I don't know where that's been. That's
• 6:21
  Speaker 4: what I don't be coming over to see see it
• 6:24
  Speaker 4: kills CD.
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: I don't care what she said. That putty hi the
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: c STDs and I got solitis. I ain't gonna hold
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: your sign. I'm sign business my tennis on the side.
• 6:34
  Speaker 6: Look y' hood sign body, I'm even little tattoo d
• 6:39
  Speaker 6: w this sun say it's gonna say real wo roll here.
• 6:45
  Speaker 10: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not shave my bike.
• 6:47
  Speaker 10: That's your father.
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: I can't even see it like I telling this sis
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: I met that MANSI.
• 6:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the funny thing is Tony. This is Tony's life.
• 6:59
  Speaker 4: This is white stupid. Tony only eats between what two
• 7:03
  Speaker 4: and eight pm? Onny drinks water, tofu McGee, allocado, toast
• 7:08
  Speaker 4: bird seed, all that stupid crack, and then he's uncomfortable
• 7:12
  Speaker 4: with his shirt off. What's the point of doing all
• 7:14
  Speaker 4: that If you can't take your shirt off?
• 7:24
  Speaker 7: I take my parents out, I tell you, man, I
• 7:36
  Speaker 7: don't know.
• 7:37
  Speaker 6: Man, he's even during sex. I'll be naked. Did after
• 7:41
  Speaker 6: you put your clost back on this? If I parents out, dude,
• 7:45
  Speaker 6: if I pants out, I'll be all that is good.
• 7:48
  Speaker 6: Now wait down and put some draws.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: On in the middle of the night. Yes, man, man
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: might be stuck to my leg. I'm yeah, we stuff
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: to the I don't care.
• 8:05
  Speaker 4: My eccues me coming downstairs to get some juice up
• 8:08
  Speaker 4: either good morning.
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: They be like, come on man, and then all they've
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: both got asps all up.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, my older son got a cap, my
• 8:18
  Speaker 4: other son got a six pack, and I'm sad the
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: maybe right man, come on man, fristrated full of protein ships.
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: I'll be moving down to get to the souna like
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: this cray watch my doctor Petford. I can't work out.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: It's the times A. Yeah, I think they work out
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: so they don't be looking like they see me and
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: they'd be laughing. Yeah, this movie, they just just do it. Man,
• 8:48
  Speaker 2: I need to get teased from my wait. Ain't nobody
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: gonna hurt you? The dam has been when you own it.
• 8:56
  Speaker 4: You can't teach nobody who don't care. You can't teach
• 8:59
  Speaker 4: nobody don't care.
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: I need be like you.
• 9:02
  Speaker 11: I'll be like, yeah they got fat. They'd be like
• 9:04
  Speaker 11: the tell and now he did, Yeah they did. I
• 9:08
  Speaker 11: used to fight you if they caught your fat. You
• 9:11
  Speaker 11: was still all the under that the rose baby you
• 9:14
  Speaker 11: in the mountain to the girls too w It was
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  Speaker 11: even opportunity. We fuck these girls.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: Talking shit. He was six fight girls, h I love
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  Speaker 2: some two years listen.
• 9:33
  Speaker 4: To girls are strong, Oh man, I'm loving them too
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: with the soth. This is a funny, random topic they said.
• 9:40
  Speaker 4: They said, things you do after sex.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: It's just like what y'all don't go to sleep? 's
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: not run after you do w songs? Nah, I don't talk,
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: you writ that's too.
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  Speaker 4: I almost always take a shower before. We have always
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: re saying I never rid saw.
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: I tiptoed to the bird bad. I'd be like, that's crazy, man,
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: you gotta wrin saw. Man, that's nasty.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: Never that's what they've been doing the TV movies. They
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: just smashy talk. They be liked, you've been running.
• 10:30
  Speaker 7: Don't gonna wrint so many, No gonna put it out.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: You ain't gotta beat man, girl, don't gonna put it out.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: That's disgust you. I don't trust you out. You better
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: pee you out. You got it. It's craziness.
• 10:43
  Speaker 6: You're just holding on the girl smash you just lay
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: there after the spans.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: She ain't going to the bedroom like we're good. I'm like,
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: you're still winning. We're good. Don't come you gotta go
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: to that bird band. Nah man, I already saw. I'm tired, man,
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: I'm been tired. Y'all sins they quit grin song. He
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  Speaker 2: pass man. I'm man because getting out the bad it
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: be called out in the world.
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: You know, once you get in and you're toughed in,
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: and then you got the cow you know, the cover hong.
• 11:18
  Speaker 4: You gotta kuchi water, you gotta get out. You just
• 11:22
  Speaker 4: stay inside.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: God do it. But my inside is this, I mean
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: ninety eight point six. Sometime women can put you out, what.
• 11:36
  Speaker 4: You mean, it can squeeze, it slides you out. That's
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: a strong Guccie. I ain't gonna home there.
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: I ain't never had no cuchie. That'll be like so
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: green round little funny you too, like wire henc. It
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: was funny on the street fire guy. You know how
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: real they beat you up. They had like a like
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: a little one liner. Giles was really wild. He was like,
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: go home and be a family man.
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: First of all, he would be touching, you know, he
• 12:25
  Speaker 4: had the little steps and he would be all socked
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: out on the continue screen.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he told you to go and be a family man.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, God, guy, I remember not using guy yeah,
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: I liked it was like, yeah, it was upside down
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: till it was like they done. That was more. I
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: put my hamstream a little over chill and then he
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: got hot down in the back round. I think, have
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hold you. It was like a little
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: rundown and he needs the stupid how I stand up?
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not joking. I mean, okay, last one, but not
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: last one.
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: But where you wanna talk about animals knocking on re
• 13:06
  Speaker 4: babies over Brickley Coochie hairs?
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: You was choice, what's a worrying animal is knocking.
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: On rebbies or Prickley coochy hair, britt ach hair, couch
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: here even the wals like cootie hairs, y like couch.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: Your hair, y'all pretty COUCHI hair.
• 13:24
  Speaker 12: It is Brickley Tuci hair.
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: And I think when you me and Tony's age, we
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: don't wake through the because in the early two.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Thousand there wasn't no ball Couchie ball is it now?
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: But in the nineties nineties O it was civil rights.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Couccie was at yeah, a machete.
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: Looking into the gucci and those those those indigenous people
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: belive Nigga Duccio he was Si ladies, Dad, my Indiana zoos.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: It's the dooci d there you Yeah, I'm gathering chills.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: You be telling like a little five o'clock shoutow when
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: they be crawing out. Telling hurts because crickles. It's real. Yeah,
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: it sounds like you're like you eatuci at the same time.
• 14:22
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• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Now back is born, Brothers. All right, we're gonna go
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: into y'all questions. Where is uh sneaking out? Power sue? Sneaker?
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Come on now, sneaker, steinker or steaker? How did you
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: come on?
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Y'all?
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Call for you don't make a nerve it's sneaker. Last,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna spare rich. How you going alright around? Things. Yeah, boom,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: how do you now se? How do you pronounce your name? Sneaker? Okay,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: so we asked you what gets on your last nerves?
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Do you remember what you said? Okay? What what gets
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: on your last nerve? When me takes selfies? You can't
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: share things with you. You can't sit on your face
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: with the water. I'm staying on the couch. You just
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: do a self If it's like uh, and I said no,
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: you hate it? You go look out looking pitcher love,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: look out looking enough help shore. Why does this bother you?
• 17:36
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Group, So it's bother you just by yourself?
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: What is what?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I perched my lips a clear I'm on need to
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: be this suf man?
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: So if you so, if you go on, if you
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: go on tender right and the guy has himself a
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: use wife.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: And every time really some people got all listen unless
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: there's a pet. Let me talk, look at me, look
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: at talking at the masts. I'm show show you see
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: I tell man? So what what when when did you
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: realize that you you didn't like selfies? When when you
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: went on tap? So it's the same picture, like, how
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: do you know the selfies? You wouldn't get your doing
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: nothing because you you don't see the one arm you
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: see like that, you can't see you like a Oh
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: you don't.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Like the submer.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: What are you like?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Business?
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Lip?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Like you had a grave? She don't like the spur.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: You don like resular things. Yeah, I want to talk.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Get it to her one time. You're a regular face
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: set on my swag, you.
• 18:54
  Speaker 13: See.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: But she has a tough crowd. What if we had
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: a gun in the other hand. What if he had
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: a gun in the right hand. He was like, oh,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: he's kind of dangerous.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, more meal, more medicine, Like, yeah, you see,
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: you're not a gun.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: God where he had a cat in his hand. He
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: had a cat in his hand? W a cat had
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: just Oh shows my personality. He's gonna do at a tat.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Oh he's not bald. No more profile. Oh he went
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: to the side, aren't you snigger? It's more interesting? You
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: know what I respect about you? You fake look away?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: That's the key. You standing up business on me selfie.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: If you took it up time, okay, let me kill you.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Come on, let me, I'm gonna take it over. You
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: trying to get you swiped right where it's right? Good
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: or bad.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Right, it's good, all right, Tom hold on all right?
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah for her? Oh yeah, you beat b sex.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: It's a selfie.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: No, that was weird. Look at this though.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: Look this is a terrible picture though, and you swipe
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: it on that. I'll show some up for a stick
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: to y'all.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: She liked it.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Tell man, all right, then go ahead, man, Thank you though,
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: thank you for coming up, stick y'all appreciate you, man.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: She kept the real She never changed her mind at all.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Self y'all, y'all agree with the selfies. Ladies don't like selfies?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Where's your vine? Your selfies is too many? Cause some people,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: some dudes, their whole profile be selfish.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: That's it. Javon Jones coming up, y'all. Oh what's up?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Yo?
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Man, come on up, guy, man said, man, that's the
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: coming man. What's Javonn? I haven't see I like this shirt? Man,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: been there man? Your ass in there?
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Man? Yeah, So Javonn what what what would you say?
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: It is something that gets all your last nerve?
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what I said. I'm gonna show you
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: what you said. Javonn.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Right here.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Crows. I hate crows, man, because they're black. No, they
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: just don't move. They don't move. Y' gonna drive and
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: see it crows and don't woo. That's what the white
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: man wants you.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: The white man wants your brother, wants you to hate
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: the black birds.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: He it all started in slavery.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: You see, crows was talking about freedom early on if
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: we was listening, and then they were like these crows
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: speaking the truth can never. Since then we've been hating crew.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: We don't like Jim either, so Jim crul.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, Jim Crawl. We got history with the crows. I
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: don't think craws are the worst birds.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I hate. Pictures is the worst pictures be in your
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: way and they don't rush. She just goes through some
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: things they got. Sometimes they got.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Pictures don't really wake you up though. They be talking
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: to me, but they'll be like under the bridge or something.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: That's when that's not where you live. But crawl be
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: like God, it was crazy last night. It was a
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: drive guy and they talking to each other from separate trees.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, you don't care cham something like that Chap.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: You see that shooting last night? Yeah, that shit was
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: crack who found the cross? Sound?
• 23:06
  Speaker 14: No, I'm just serious I was driving the other day
• 23:08
  Speaker 14: and I seen a crow and I was like driving slowly.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Up to and it was not moving.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: I was like, nigga, if you don't move, bro, and
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: it just started this niggas people and crows nigga all
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Portland nigga.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I'll bust your nigga. I'm not telling what Big says, Crawl,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: what's good brought across that? When you call him a nigga?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Just grab this?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: What if?
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: What if across that nigga to you in English? Like
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: who's the nigga? Now? I think you'd be like, oh
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: my bad, Crawl, I ain't even know you spoke English.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I'd be pissed. I'll be really pissed. I'm sorry. It's
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: really about the traffic. It's nothing about the new Yeah,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I got places to be. Oh, crows always moved though.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: You just gotta keep driving, Okay, I guess I'm Bird's
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: like the bushes through the limit.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Have you ever actually run over a bird?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: No?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: But exactly where is it?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: It looks like they disappeared and then you look back
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: and they already left. Okay, Shoot, they got side eyes.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: They flouns in the niked time. Don't just blame it
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: on the blackbirds. Man, there'll be pigeons in the middle
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: of the street too. They probably somewhere else in the
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: different colors we're gonna try to.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: I'm watching you, man, saw y'all. Oh shoot, well, I
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: got a three year old, so I didn't like. Alright,
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: all right, y'all saw something up at y'all.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Gotta make sure man, no crown? All right?
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Where is brown brown? You had a hilarious answer, Come on, Shika,
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: is that you right there?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: S with the raptors? Jersey, come on out. You had
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: a hilarious answer. He had his hair was it was
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: good on Chris. He brushed it back on the side.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, man, you get to do that? It
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: looked like crow feathers. Come on, know your nigga brown, y'all.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: T mac Jersey up on this side of time raptors though,
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: all right, she nigga brown?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: How you doing that? Is right up here? Mac? So
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: do you remember why you said the patties? Recent dang dang?
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: She nigga?
• 25:17
  Speaker 13: Hold on?
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Hold on?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Huh? Are you whom you human? All right? Do you
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: remember what you said the patties? Reason you evera in
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: that relationship?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what was your reason? She you know
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: how to make scrambled eggs? She didn't know how to
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: make scrambled eggs.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: That's supposed to be the first thing you learned how
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: too in life. That's the first time you comfortable in.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: The kitchen on your own. You like five with the
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: scrambled eggs. So what happened? You was like, make me breakfast?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I was just like, you know, can I get some breakfast?
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: And she was like yeah, I got you. And I
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: wanted to scramble eggs.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: And she was like, how you making scrambled eggs?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: She didn't have no concept. I was like, dag, who
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: bred you?
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: No home training, no home?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Wait? Why was she over already?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: It was just like spinning night, spending the night.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: What'syall? What's y'all reading the Bible or something? What was
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: y'all doing at night time?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Growth? Growth? Growthy? Yeah? So you laid it down. You
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: was like, give me some mess, took the strap on off, Yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: give me some bus now, put it back on the
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: shelf and I'll get a bigger one too. Give me
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: the egg I don't know how you put them on
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: and you step into him?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: How do they go on you?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Is that a bell or something is a bell?
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: So you had an unclicking everything, give me the eggs
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: and she was like, I don't know how to make
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: that with you like you don't know how.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: To make dass, you're in trouble now. So once you
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: do to her when she couldn't make d as, you
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: told her to go mad buman was you like, I
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: don't know how this grandble eggs? You was like you
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: know what, man, this shit was took the strap on,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: always wondering, like after the strap on? Do you wrint
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: zome for the birthda? That is crazy, it's crazy. You wrinzle.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: You rinse off the shop off, put it in a dishwasher.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: You don't put it in the dish washer? Do you?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: No?
• 27:47
  Speaker 15: No?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: No, So wait why you didn't like it? You ain't
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: sure he YouTube video or nothing? You was just done
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: with her.
• 27:53
  Speaker 16: No, that's like you said, that's something that you're supposed
• 27:56
  Speaker 16: to be taught at a very young age.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: And like thought, why you ain't ask father before? You
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: was worried about something else? First you you're a cold game,
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: you a cold piece. You don't want how to get
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: no eggs? Get the hell out man, don't never show
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: your face in here. Y'all show some lovesters.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: An negro man scrambled ass. I appreciate you. To nigga,
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: you was great? Who game man? Can you imagine how
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: upset she was on the walk home, like man, I
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: knew what shouldn't learned how to make it?
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Now no, I should went home in media.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: She probably make the best eggs in this side of
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: the Mississippi. Now she got a food truck.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: She's not to make for for for t I get
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: you a little post abb my bnny didn't go crazy
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: with the holid days.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: She probably got a nice little holidays. What was the
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: first thing you learned? How to good roben noodles? After
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: packed a little.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Straight out of the pack, little water, you know, water distribution,
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: and I was making scrambled eggs. And the second thing
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: because I couldn't even you know, in the blacks at
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: first you couldn't use the stove.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Parents was like now don't you turn that stove? And
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: they be gone for twelve hours. You're like, please, please,
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: We was eating sandwich and we ain't so many sandwiches.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Kids don't be eating sandwiches that much anymore, Like not
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: the ones they made. They eating uncrustables. They spoiled now
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: he isn't spoiled now.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: They are crustals. Are is a good little crustal God,
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: good little thing going. Tom Man even got no crust
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: You just make your own sandwich, Na, but you could
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: just take it out the box and you so put
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: it bare fire? What's your sand crustable butter? Oh?
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Say what like.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: That sound on fire? Tall? I ain't gonna host you.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: No people, Black people always gonna take the machine and
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: do something you ain't supposed to do with it. He's
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: supposed to be frying their chicken. He was like, you
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: look at the uncrustable you up at the airfirelight. I
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: gotta try that, though, I wonder if this will be fine.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Keep it in there for listen a minute, about forty
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: five seconds. Yeah, yeah, Jelly Shelley so should get like
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: a crispy little edge on it. Yeah, I want that
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: right now. Where's Britney Lyons? Brittany Lyons? Come on? You
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: had a funny answer. Where you at? Brittany?
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Come on up?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Is that hurt in the back? Okay she's coming? Yeah? Music, Yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I like that shirt, Brittany, Yeah, because it swell. So
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: you you a strawberry jelly or great? Great? Okay, I
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: like strawberry myself. Stewberries well but I but I don't.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Mind grape I eat great. Yeah, it ain't that big
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: of a difference. Y'all show some love for Britney Lyons.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Look welcome.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: All right, Renny, do you remember what you said the
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: pattiest reason you ever ended a relationship?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: You don't remember, I'm gonna help you. Remember she said
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: he had a black neck. He had a black because
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: of his he was.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: So he was already dark.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: He said, what he was already dark? He was already dark.
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: So he washed his neck and the town was black.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Oh man, So he had a he had a dirty neck. Now,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: a dirty neck is a different thing.
• 31:51
  Speaker 12: It was black, but I didn't know it was dark.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: So were y'all taking a shower? How you see the
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: black net? Wait it don't count. He's in the shower
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: trying to trying to fix it.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Wait was this a recurrent thing or was it one time?
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: That's all it took my dad? You knew about the
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: dirty neck?
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: Dude?
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Did you set her up with dirty neck? Said that's
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: a nice young boy at the cheers. I think y'all
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: hit it all. You don't get up read them the shirt.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I met him through a friend at work. At work,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Oh you wasn't like man, what's up with your neck?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: We were we were.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Intimate and I never took the shower with somebody, and
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I thought I was grown. Don't listen to this, pop
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: start go to the bathroom for this part. She's she is.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: She is a virgin of pure, pure innocence. I was.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: I was trying to save her for marriage, but that
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: didn't work. So you did see See you didn't save
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: her mass Now how you got black neck? It was
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: a dirty neck match. If you would have him, his
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: neck would have been cleaned because the man, they gonna
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: clean that neck. Dirty man who don't care about marriage,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: They don't wash their necks.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: So wait a minute, when y'all was getting intimate, did
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: you kiss his neck and taste the sting?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: The man off?
• 33:14
  Speaker 10: His neck was dirty?
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: If we're getting intimate, you know what I'm saying. She said,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: she not a neck kisser. You don't kiss? Next, what's
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: wrong with you? And next? Man, what's going on?
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: Do you like that?
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Do you like neck bones. No, like neck bolls, turkey
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: neck bones. I guess this too much. So no necks,
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: no turkey neck, no neck bones. So you not a vampire,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: is what you're saying. Okay, how did you break up
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: with him? I just kind of like was ghosting him
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: for a little bit because he was from Chicago, and oh.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: That sher boy talk, that r boy talk, it was me,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: it was you's me.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I got the dirty neck. No, So I just didn't
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: want to tell from Poria. Yeah, And so we came
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: up here. We're gonna see all Chicago.
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: But do you always here?
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'm here anyway. So we would kind
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: of meet in the middle and I'm like, oh, I've
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: seen it in movies. I'm like, this would be nice
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: and sexy. And I did it, and I'm like, I
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: don't even I'm not even supposed to be here.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Why you ain't just watch his neck for him sexually?
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Why would she like, yeah, baby, let me do something
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: that's gonna really turn me on. Turn around and put
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: your neck down.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: No.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: It reminded me of work because I was a CNA
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: at the time. I'm not at work, I'm off the clock.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna wash your neck. I'm not so you
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: wasn't willing to watch this man's neck? Who would it
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: smell like? Great question? If fright? It smelled like folds?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Like smell like what fold? Is his next? Like folds?
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Was this heavy? Said he was a big dude.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're never gonna be skinny with the with
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: the dirty neck. I know he was a big dude.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: He was too seventy or up.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Three hundred. Oh man, I'm too seventy. My neck clean though,
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: look at him. You didn't ask him what's next? All right? Cool,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: y'all show some love here anybody? Yeah, man, black neck magic.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: You should have been in there looking at the towns anyway?
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Man about that? Where's Larentina? Is it roulettes? Who lies Florentina?
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Dang a dirty neck, dirty neck man from Chicago, And
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: that's shown Chicago. That's show boy, your dirty neck Chicago
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: gym shoe wearing Nigga.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Quarantino? Where you at? Girl? You one time? Don't come
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: up that way?
• 36:19
  Speaker 17: I take you so long to get up, eh, Larentina
• 36:28
  Speaker 17: the petty Do you remember what you said?
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: The pennies reason you ever broke up with somebody? You
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: said that it's because he worked at Jack in the Box.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: What's wrong with Jack in the Box?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Florentina, Tell me what was wrong with
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: that man who was just trying to make it? Is
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: she better than the hard working man? He's just working
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: for a little you you got excited? Hold on, hold on,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: take it easy. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. It
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: wasn't it?
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Wait?
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Does he make fun of you? Remember that nigga with
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Jack in the Box? Remember that you remember Jack? What's
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: wrong with Jack in the Box? Was it the venue
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: or just Jack in the Box as a whole? Was
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Jack in the Box representative of who he was as
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: a person?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: That's a metaphor for what he was doing in the streets.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Oh so he was a Jack in the box in
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the streets? What that is? He a jack of all trades?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Just he had too many girls on this Oh he
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: had too many girls on the menu. Oh his menu
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: was so extensive.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought he worked at Jack in the Box
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: for real. It was a metaphor worked at But he
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: was an asshole? Oh man? And Jack is a nice guy.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: He's a great little mascot. So wait, so since he
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: was an asshole. You was just like, why I got
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: to put up with this bullshit? And you worked at
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: Jack in the box?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Is it like that?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Is it hurting you?
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Is it is it?
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Are we taking you to a bad place? Is he
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: still working at Jack in the box? You can't eat
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Jack in the box?
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: No more?
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Did he give you free food when he was working
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: at Jack in the box. You didn't even give you
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: free sour No Jack Jacks. He didn't need the two
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: tacos for Donald.
• 38:17
  Speaker 13: And he.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Wasn't worth you. You are worth two tacos. You are
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: worth more than two tacos. He wouldn't bring on two
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: tacos or ninety nine cents. They got hamburger cheese in there,
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: he said, Noah.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Jagging the box is always in for you when you
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: need them. The next one, Oh yeah, we want to
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: go to the next one. Sure, you're already up here.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: She's over here again. What was the next one? Hold on,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: let me search for your name?
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Oh oh oh yeah, what's the thing that gets on
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: your last nerves?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: And you said his mama's mama.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Now it's not so funny, mister Jack in the box.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Ain't so funny now when your MoMA's.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: On the grill. What does mama be doing so you
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: can waves for this? That's why she Wow, where where
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: do I start?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, take your time, tell us, tell us everything. His
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: mom does love her, Okay, but now I'm trying to
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: qualify it. She don't love her at all.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Actually, but you know she's a little demanding. What should
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: be demanding? Though? She be asking for money? A lot
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: of money.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Man, he worked at Jack in the box. He probably
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: had enough, you know, I said, if he did. Okay,
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: she asked for money.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: What else? Just do you ever just be like, it's
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: either me and your mama. You're African? Oh, give me
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: the money, try to ask her? She said, to ask
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: that might have been the worst acting I ever heard.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: You just didn't the half, y'all give it up on
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Florentina or we wanted to make it out alive, y'all
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: giving Florentina. She's like, give it the money, y'all. What happened?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Just sh the mom is African tone. I don't know
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: what that means, but it means something.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You already knew how she felt about your mom. You
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: already knew how she felt about your mom.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Never mind, that's never man, never mind, oh man, we
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: got Shaniko Brown again.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: I used to work at Dinny Queen. Yeah you did,
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: you working Dereck Queen? All right, who wants to come
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: up here for a question? We were gonna just do
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: it live?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Who him? Come on up? Man, y'all clapping up for
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: the woman in the dress. Careful on this. See how
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: you're doing? Thanks for coming. Praise the Lord? How are
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: you have a see? You're a worship leader?
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: You mean you?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: We lead him in? We lead him in?
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: Literally do that?
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: You sing? Dood sing a worship song right now? Take
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: us in and we better pray.
• 41:20
  Speaker 12: Test some one too.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I love you Jesus. I wasshop and don't jold you.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Just tell you that I love you more than don't
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: give me a starts, folks, love that's alone. I love
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: you Jesus. Yeah here, how worship here? Dore you just
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: what to tell you? Yell? Then?
• 42:02
  Speaker 10: I love you more?
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry stuff you told see with the blocks you gotta
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: get it over. I love got this? Yeah us? How
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: we shop here?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: You know the song?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Just WA's hell? I don't know the song?
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? The more I'm on not here in the.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Room more thny, how many of you right here, you Carmina.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: How many of you right now are drinking when you
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: should not be? My god, your tipsy right now and
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: you know better, You know you shouldn't have been drinking
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: that liquor. Look at your sipping and your tripping, sipping
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: in your tipping, gonna go home and have fornicated sex.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: You don't say, yeah, yeah, all right. So here's the question.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: What was your first name? Elanine? Y'all show him not
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: to Helane? All right, Elaine, here's the question for you.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, if your partner loses his job and moves in
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: with you, how long does he have to get back
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: on his feet before you start asking?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: So, what's the plan? Five years? I'm saying five years?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: God damn man, five years. That's that's the part of
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: insecut to go down there in the jagging the box.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: This was out there in job five years? Okay, Lane?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: How much time? I'm probably the wrong person to ask.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I'm way too patient. I kind of went through this
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: and I gave it too much time. How much did
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: you give him? I want to answer that was it
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: five years? Was it more than five more than five years? Six? Seven?
• 43:53
  Speaker 12: Like right around though?
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Around seven years five.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: He didn't have no job for six years, but we
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: had kids, and it was like, oh, hold on, hold on, really.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: You abuse your mind. I don't, I can't hear. I
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: just we supported each other, we had children, and I
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: just you know, oh, was he a stay at home dad? Yeah?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Kind of.
• 44:20
  Speaker 12: It was like we just kind of switched.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: So it was like, okay, so he wasn't doing nothing. Yeah,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: he just wasn't work it exactly well, but it was
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: work as we know, you know, Tony was that guy.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: He was that guy toll.
• 44:31
  Speaker 12: We figured it was actually we figured it was actually
• 44:34
  Speaker 12: cheaper for him to do that then for us to
• 44:36
  Speaker 12: pay somebody else to raise our kids.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, So that wasn't like he wasn't not bund you know, Okay,
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: just he didn't have you know, okay kids make the difference.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: That happened to me. I ain't had no jobs, Like,
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't want somebody else to raise the kids.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: If he could, if we could do it, you know, okay,
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: no kids though, If he had no kids, what happen?
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, if he had no kids, I mean definitely, well,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe like a year, a.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Year, a year, a year, y'all shows the lefty lane,
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: the worship leader.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Come on up here, said you, come on up here,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: You want to know how much time you know? What's
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: your name, ma'am?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Yo?
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: She she came up here like she's about to drop
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: up great as his tell us your name first. I'm
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: not gonna tell you my name. Okay, don't tell us
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: your name. It has to do with Isha Keisha Tuannisha Tanisha. Yes, okay, Tanisa?
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: How long?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: How long before you tell him you gotta go? You
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: gotta get a job. That's a lie? What's a lie?
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: 's a liar? Side my mind? Oh you wait. We
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: was asking you a question though, answering the question that
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: you was answering when you was on stage immediately immediately.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: So he can't he can't even have two weeks severance.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: Why you would drinking even kills She don't know where
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: she's at right now. Her eyes are going everywhere.
• 46:23
  Speaker 16: She laugh, But I'm leaving my man. He left your man, babe,
• 46:31
  Speaker 16: come up, you see I drink but he don't.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Hello, he probably cussed off at her right now. There
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: she go again to get drunk.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Down.
• 46:43
  Speaker 16: You cannot do that, do not lie?
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: And so he and that's your man you love and
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: he got the cool hat. He you love him, and
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: he lost his job. It wasn't his fault. They was tripping.
• 46:53
  Speaker 16: They said, he's gonna lose his job because he knows
• 46:57
  Speaker 16: he has to work hard for his family.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 47:01
  Speaker 13: What do you need?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: But he got? What if he got laid off, he
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: won't get laid off. He he knows how to keep
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: his job.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: All right, y'all showship, y'all shop her reppdition job as
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: her cloud that he is showing.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: She wasn't giving us no straining answer. Man, he can't
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: have asked me some questions. I'm gonna ask him like
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: she did.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: So what time?
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: How long do you gotta be for?
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: She get for?
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: She got to get a new job. They won't, They
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: won't lose the job. But I'm saying, what if she did?
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: What if she got fired? She won't get fired? What
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: if they got what she got laid off?
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Tom, she won't get laid off any any real woman
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: won't ever get laid off.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: But what if she got hurt on the job and
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: it wasn't her fault? She won't get hurt on the job.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Is any real woman ain't gonna get hurt on no job.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: What you think about what you think about the Seahawks.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think about the Seahawks because any real woman
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: won't think about nose Seahawks.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Do you think do you think the Tyson fight was rigged?
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I think Tyson provided for his Sam. That's the real
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: man knew he was out of here.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Man, he won't give me your neth on the question.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: We don't walk away with your hat back to maintained
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: the sexy even when they drunk. Womer be told, but
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: they still be lying.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I believe the win. Oh man, Okay, Shenna, come back
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: up here. We have another question. We meant to ask you.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: You was a good time. This is not related to
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: your sex life. It's regular. She's coming on back.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: She coming back.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: She Niga was a good time.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: She got the Tracy. You got that Mica, I got
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: the THRT MinC, I got therd mind. Yeah, alright. The
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: question is this?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Uh uh?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: What's the worst reason you have your black card revoked?
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Even what you said? This is what you said. But
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to say this.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: We are I'm gonna tell him if you don't, she said,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: she don't eat all the chicken off the bone.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Hell no, hell no, hell.
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: No, I'm staying with her.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Lad, I stay with her. I'm staying with her. Somebody
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: how much? How much? How much meat are we talking wings?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: How much meat are you leaving on the wings. I'm like, okay, yeah,
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: I do believe it too much. But if it's like flats,
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: are eat on flats. Okay, if it's fla fla, it gotta.
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: Be all flats.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: If you can get some drums in there. I take
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: a bite, and then I said one.
• 50:25
  Speaker 16: That's it.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: One bite. Don't nobody want to be eating veins and
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: seeing you. I'm with her. I eat when I eat
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: the chicken wings, I eat it to the gristle. I
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: eat till that ain't no meat?
• 50:44
  Speaker 15: What you do?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Had she just looked at it and show us how
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: you eat your chicken? Granddad? Peace, like the show us
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: some real time showing some real time eat like you
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: And yeah, okay, I sign it and that's it right?
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: Oh shut day quiet, no shirt day raise say wow,
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: no shots raising?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Why wow?
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: You aren't even going the other side, no, because you
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: know you was with her, staying with her, light with her,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I'm just to have a good time. You can't leave
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: me hanging now, phill, come on listen joining the show, y'all.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Just that's all sate on the town. You me and
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: my friends.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: We just came out for a name on town, said
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Russa state this man me live Shika.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: What happened? What happened?
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: I don't know if you do what's to be, so
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: you can give it another I'm I'm gonna.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Keep y'all saw some love for SiO. Man. We're gonna
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: be around.
• 51:59
  Speaker 13: You.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Man, I would have one. If you wouldn't tell me,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I would have gave it two bites.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: And if you ain't, if you ain't putting the wing
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: in your mouth to make sure you get it off,
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: don't even order wings.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Then you ain't even eating chicken for real. You're wasting that.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: You gotta tell it in your mouth, clean it out,
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: pull it out, clean wat your teeth against it. You
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: gotta be like whoa, y'all one, bite your nigg I
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: foud your dad. I'd be like qorter Bed.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: You you playing with the chicken.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: You don't get no wings. Matter of fact, quarter Bed
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I would do both sides of that. Maybody she took
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: the bike or sign up, I would have been the
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: other side.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Then I would have been done. You gotta bite the bottom.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Now I'll be sucking the chickens off man, freaks, I
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: might as well be on point of the way you
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: sucking the chicken on.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Freaks?
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Us is you bides and get the hell up body
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: and get another price. But you're all about finishing your food.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: But when it comes to chicken you okay.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I finished it. I'm finishing doing up.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: The most side.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Man. You ain't being for real. I'm going for another period.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: You a good time man. Make sure you get a
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: free honey shiga man, You're welcome any time. Yeah, give
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: her a free hoodie. Just make a pay the forty
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: and that's all you gotta do. You just paying the forty,
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: you can have the rest of free. All right. We
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: got where's Dominique Lewis? You was hilarious, Dominique Lewis.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Now you.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Y'all love doctor Lewis, domine We asked, this is the question.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: We asked, what's the most ridiculous thing you've ever done
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: for love?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Do you remember your answer? If you don't, I got
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: it written down right here. You gave with your chicken.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Tell tell the people what you did, domin and then
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: tell it straight. I'm gonna correct you. Okay. So, so
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: I was feeling this person, right, this is this guy
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: and he was deaf right. Yeah, he was deaf right
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: and you know this story. You don't know the story.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Oh this is a good one, he reported, Are you nervous?
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: You want me to tell them for you? Okay, because
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: she takes a long time.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: He was deaf and uh.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, so Dominique said, is he embarrassed?
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: I fell in love with this deaf guy and went
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: as far as learning sign language, thinking he was gonna
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: choose up. But one day he just stopped talking to me.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: That's wild, Dominie. So you walked in the house and
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: he was like, you learn sign language?
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: How do you sign? What's up? Okay? So you did
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: that and he was just like they got real silent
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: around this respect. You learned the sil and and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I can finish one. I can fix really good too.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Like you took classes and everything. Wait, how did you
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: you went to score? You was on YouTube? YouTube? You
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: learned YouTube for this man and he didn't even.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: He Yeah you I'm gonna be him and you and
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: you you. Yeah, I'm walking in the apartment after you
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: learn from your class, I'm coming home.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Wait, Dominie, how you yell and silent?
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: How you be like nigga?
• 56:00
  Speaker 13: Hey?
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Big good? Show me how to say nigga in sign language?
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Oh that's nigga. That that make a little noisy? Soon
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: like they make noises? Damn? So how did y'all break up?
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: He's literally he stopped talking to me? Damn damn man,
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: So do you still know silent? Which you still have
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: nobody to use it on?
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: No, you forgot you start forgetting a little bit. I
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: know a little bit so, but no, did you ever
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: get closing?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: No?
• 56:32
  Speaker 12: No, I didn't ask you.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: I'm so kind of hurt. M dang eeven death niggas
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: being terrible breaking hearts. He broke your heart with it
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: without a sound? Crazy? Son is crazy? Like this is
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: for real, dude, Like I didn't know what he was thinking? Wait,
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: could you text it? Did y'all used to be texting?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: He texted everything? So what you tell you? Why you're being?
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: All right? I'm gonna hit chip that was giving the
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: sign treatment you getting right back? He didn't hit you right.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: That's that's crazy. Y'all saw some dominaque man. He he
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: he gave up pipple wing with a broken heart. That's
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: a cold game, man, that's wild. Donna give somebody to
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: silent treat it. Didn't learning the sign labors everything.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I wonder if he felt like you sold out because
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: you learned the sign landers you like.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: I like you better when you just talk, lady, I
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: feel like you pander into meat. I ain't know how
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: to telling that. That's what you're telling his buddies.
• 57:37
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, Oh my god, because.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: You know they got a ventilate. You know what I'm saying.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: They ventilated to their crew, like what happened to you
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: was sousing? All right, where's Mike Jane? Mike Jane, Come
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: on up, Mike, Mike Jane. What I might.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Have?
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Thanks man, Let me say you bro, Thank you man,
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Mike Jane. Mike Jane.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: That feel like you got an album out, man, Mike Jane,
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Mike Jane, All right, Mike were.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm let me give you this, Mike, Michael. Let
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: me give you this, Mike.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: What's something you and your partner will be arguing about,
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: still be arguing about twenty years from now.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Do you remember what she said? I don't know what
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: You said she had to be at home at one point,
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: and she's in denial. Oh what's your beg me sitting down?
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Oh you are the one ship.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: It's you.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Talking about you.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: We're gonna talk to you now, hold on, you get
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: your arguments better. Why why do you think she had
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: to be hold one point?
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: No comment? Man, I just I just answered one question.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: That's the only question you answered. Oh so you really
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: had that on your heart. You was like, forget this
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: projectives forjectives. Oh what, Yeah, she had to be at
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: one part. It was my insecurity, it was her insecurity. Ah,
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: she too good for you. You're like, now you had
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: to be hold exactly? No, No, I'm like no, don't
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: just tell me how many? How many? Tasha? Was it
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: because something was done? Maybe in the bedroom? You was like, man,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: how you know this? How you know this? You did
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: it too good?
• 59:42
  Speaker 13: Was it like that?
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: It could have been there? But I don't know. I
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: feel like I feel like women that learn the most.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: About sex as if they was with a dude for
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: a long time and they just tried everything. Then when
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: they break up, they come back to the new relationship
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: with all the moves.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: But they only been with like one or two do
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: that's possible.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Too, because if you're really a whole, you just one
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: night standing and you're not really fully comfortable doing all
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: the sex ship, you're not pulling up your skills. But
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: when you would be a long time they do it all,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: ain't baby, I'm sorry, That's what I'm.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Talking about, Mike. He was like, I don't even like
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: where this is going. Man, Man, that's my bag. You
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: see me a couple of therapists. Man, you know I'll
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: be trying. But I'm single though, and what's up?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Listen, But they're gonna discredit me if I was, you know,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: a couple of stamp but like Tony stink Lin know
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: the holy relationships.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Y'all show some love for Mike Jane, Mike Jane, appreciate
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: your Mike Mike Jane.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: Listen. It's funny, dude.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: I'm like, Man, we apologize, We apologize immediately. Women don't
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: never apologize as much as we do.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Women are trash. We the apologies.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah, y'all don't never y'all garnish with the apologies. Man,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 14: terror Oh, She's kind of come on, come on, you
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 14: want now? I just want to say, what's your name?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Brittany? Now, Brittany? This shirt could be confusing. It says
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I love my cat about cats. Since now I understand
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: what I've been more, Mike, you're talking about the animal
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: though and human cats. So what do you.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Mike, Jane, I like cats?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: I see you love cat. So what was your feeling
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: when Michael was like, tell you about your body count?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 12: Mike?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Oh my, what you know? I like that because he
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: taught me everything.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 17: I need to know.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: The whole bank he was projecting on you. Studied, That's
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. He did his homework and study told
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: me everything I need to know. Mike. Now you know
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: good and well. You was insecure. You was like, I
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: know what I was doing, so you had to be
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: doing what I was doing.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: It.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: How Mom, y'all been together six years?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Six years.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: We've been clapping up for that since he has a
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: good time. So he was wrong about you all the way.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: He was all the way wrong about you. Honestly, I
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: need't hear what he said up here, because y'all, I
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: don't want to tell you everybody. I don't want to
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: tell you what no I herd was sorry, baby, I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: was like, sorry, by what man?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Tell her? Noah, I don't tell her man Nah.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: He said.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: What he said was he loved you so much. That's
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: what I thought. I thought I heard That's what I thought. Yeah,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: he said, I love her so much and I love
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: cats and stuff. Yeah, yeah, we love you.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: Y'all saw some love for her man. We love relationship.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Sure sure don't watch the play back. Yeah, I feel
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: like what you say, bright uping man, that's your back,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: Mike John.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: By a honey, my steeds outside out the perspective. We're
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: gonna sell the albun. Ain't no snicks all right?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: Who want to come upon stage and ask answer a
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: hypothetical question? Oh woman, a woman, you come on up, slop.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: It out, wrapping it out? Yeah, I said limited the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: this I said limited telling people what your name is?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: Locks man, feel feel d w y'all show some love
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: to feel real quick, okay, ain't.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Here's the question.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: We want you to convince the people that your nails
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: and lasses should go under household expenses, that your man
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: should pay for each month.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: But what if I don't believe that, I gotta I gotta.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: You don't you believe that? Of course she does. Tanisia
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: does hurt. Trunk said, you don't believe that. I don't
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: believe that. You believe it should be your responsibility. I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: do everything myself, like.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 13: You agree.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Who want to make the case for the winning that
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: the household man that should.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Be on the.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: If I can do it at the crib, I'm doing
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: it at the crib.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: So you don't you don't feel like your nigga should
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: pay for all that foot rather for I respect that.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: How much of the chicken do you be eating? How
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: much of the chicken do you eat?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: I don't eat the gristle, but you ain't a real
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: eater like that. Y'all ain't eating the gristle other things.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: So so if your if your man offer, would you
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: take him up on it.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 16: To pay for Yes, if they were offered stuff, but
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 16: I'm not gonna expect that.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Like, nah, are you a real one? The men are
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: happy about this. The women are booing you. They're like, man,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: you messing up our whole thing. But they don't treat
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: me right either, So I guess the other smied, wait
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: you you go both ways?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: And no, I said, they don't treat me right either,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: So none of us.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Wean oh got you got cha? I think you said
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: women don't pay you. Niggas is trash, That's what I said.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Niggas is trashed all the way around.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: I can't argue with that.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not tra but niggas be deaf, and
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: they'd be like, talk to you no more, y'all show
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: some letther fee.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: At b W You want to that argument? Yeah, come on?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: She was clapping hard. He said, if you don't thank
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: you for coming, you always come to our shows. Well
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: you got the mic, all right, man, the micro. Come on,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: have a see man.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: How are you here? What's your name?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Y'all show some lothering tail real quick? So all right,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: can't make your pass. Why do you think that you're
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: man right here? Your brother right here?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Not you just a man in general?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: That man?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Oh you don't know that man? Oh okay, you single?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, So explain to us why your man should should
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: pay for your hair, your nails and your last year.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Well I already maintain it myself, you know, but if
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: it's like you know, you expect me to look this
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: good all the time, take care of it I'm not
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: asking you to pay.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: It's not my brand. I'm not asking it. Okay, something
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: I already pay for it. It's a luxury. You want
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: this luxury. Okay.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: See the way she's talking, I'm already like all right, man,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: just oh man, that's never fine. Man, I ain't trying
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: to man look lovely. Then I ain't trying to hear it. Now,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: let's talk about it real quick. How much is how
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: much is the hair?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: The hair a month, a month in Seattle.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: I'm in Seattle.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: It's expensive for a retwist.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: It might be like, you know, one hundred, one hundred, okay,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: how much for the nails on the monthly?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: At least ninety? Okay, one ninety okay? How much are
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: the lasts? Probably about seventy? Are you for a film?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Two fifty two fifty yeah, okay? What else you got?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: But that's like every two weeks, so seventy every two weeks? Okay?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: So you had three twenty okay, you get waxed, you know,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: laser how that I had to finance that. So if
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: they want to pay for that, it's a package. How
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: much is money for a less under armed Brazilian?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 15: All that it's probably like you know, like a k
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 15: total total, and it's like you get like sessions, you
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 15: have like eight sessions every six weeks. You know, No,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 15: you just you just pay the two k and you
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 15: get all your sessions for everything. It's it's you know,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 15: it's permanent. It's permanent laser hair removal.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: So that's like five hundred dollars a month, let's say safely.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: If you if you know how to manage your finances.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: You know, I budget, that's.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: A bill, that's a bill, that's a bill. But watch
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: watchcha five honey. Why he got to pay He got
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: to pay for his haircut. You didn't have to. You know,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: I'm paying that. So so you want to deal with me,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: you're asking why you don't want to me on your own?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 12: The thing is, what what the last what?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: The last girl said?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 15: I'm not expecting it, but you know, if you're offering it,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 15: these are my expenses.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not asking you to pay the rig she's drunk. Man,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Tony laught on you. Oh by y'all shouting off for
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: tail a mouth for me and I just like man, nigga,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: no man, no man, you pay for no man?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Watch nah, you pay for your own nails and hell, man,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: the hell going on?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: So you know what I'm saying, This is you finding me.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: You don't need all that shit. You know what I'm saying.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: You ain't got to be top nice every month.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Your nails can be your regular guy giving nails for
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: a month.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Let that natural hair flourish.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. You ain't got to be
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: that every month. I mean, I got you in April,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: but you go on your own in May, you on
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: your own in September.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: We gotta keep the bills going. Man, that light buildings
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: of the essence. You know what I'm talking about. Pay
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: for your own shit, Ladies, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: And your couchie is nice. It's not a gift, you say,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: your coachie is what? The cuchie ain't a gift?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Man? Oh no, it is.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know why cha, y'all. The pucci is a gift.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: The pucci is a gift every time Hay birthday are
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: ah man, Yeah, it is, Yes, it is a use gift.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: I can use it again. It's a huge gift. Man,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: cuccie is a privilege. No, cuhie is a gift. It's
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: a reward. Ice cream, it's whipped cream. It's a cherry
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: man na. Man, you give it to him, give it
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: to him.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: He'll take it. That's why I'm single and he married.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Exactly right. I'll take it every time.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: I'll be like, thank you kindly, man, I appreciate the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: picture top of the morning, to your should with it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: Take a coushie every time, man, taking kind of I'll
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: be on my way. I'll be telling that the lily cutie,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: Yes I do. I can buy almost anything else. Give
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: it the couchie for free. I'll take it, and I'll
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: play for your hair and your nails, and your under
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: arms and your butterold wax.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Don't mind it.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: Get your pretty horse shocked up with a laser and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: you like it, Get your lives and your what hole
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: with a laser, that crazy.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: With a laser. Then you'll ridden morgane feelings up that
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: ship baby in your booty or like.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: With the laser in your back, and y'all be going
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: to stranger and let him from wash your couchie.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Man, what's up with y'all y'all be like, hello, nice
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: to meet your Tasha. Anyway you're going ma kucci huh. Anyway,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: it's like was the at the table? You be watching her?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Y'all watch each other. Wait, y'all watch each other as friends.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: You wax on?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: We don't wait, fam'd husband, y'all swingers?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, y y'all hollyh okay, Okay, yeah, I thought y'all
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: just doing the wax like y'all want to watch the
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: game going on?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Wait? Who where? Probably we should have had y'all on stage.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: Are y'all in the party too, y'all just sitting together?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 12: Yeah, bet that he said, Say LYNX, say Linx.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: Listen to coming. It's eleven thirty. Y'all been great. God
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: bless y'all. Pay your your weight, staff, Thank y'all for
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: coming out.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Man, We had a great time.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Y'all been great. Keep waxing, keep singing, stop drinking. God,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: bless y'all.