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Mike Tyson VS Jake Paul Fight | Brett Keane Review · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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  My name is Brett Keane and you are listening and watching GOD
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  TV Radio. Yeah, so when you get an
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  opportunity, check out my radio station on Spotify and also make
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  sure you subscribe to me on x.com/brett Keene show.
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  Well, at about 1:00 in the morning, I got an opportunity to
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  be able to see Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul.
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  Paul, Jake, Jake Paul, all that shit and well, it sucked.
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  Before the show even got to it, it was already sucking.
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  Here's why. Well, what happened was, is that
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  Netflix continued to crash on me and my family over and over and
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  over again. My son and I, we sat down to
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  watch the the event and it continued to buffer.
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  And then Netflix would crash. We'd get an error and it was the
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  worst experience I ever had in live streaming in my life.
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  Every fucking movie I've ever watched or show never had these
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  kind of problems. But Netflix didn't care, take
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  care of its people. So we missed a lot of the
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  matches. We got to see a couple.
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  There was a fight between two females.
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  It wasn't too bad. It was pretty rowdy.
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  Woman ended up head butting another girl a couple times, I
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  think her name was Katie something that was pretty rough.
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  My son's like, my goodness, that woman's got a piece of meat
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  hanging from her head. It's horrible.
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  That's how badly she got knocked open.
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  Her damn eyebrow was literally hanging down like spongy rubber
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  or something. Was pretty horrible.
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  So then I guess to make matters worse, it crashed and there were
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  times where 30 minutes went by where I couldn't get the shut to
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  work. I went on YouTube seeing if
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  somebody may have burned the clip down so we could just watch
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  the fight 'cause that's really all we were watching for was to
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  see Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. Well, when we finally got to the
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  point where the whole damn live event was recorded, I was able
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  to go back and watch. I figured one of the reasons why
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  there's so many issues is because people all over the
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  world were was probably tuning into Netflix watching that show
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  because it was live and it was too much for the server.
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  It's kind of like what happened to Donald Trump and Elon Musk
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  when they were chatting and they continued to have trouble with
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  their conversation over live stream because there were so
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  many millions of people tuned in.
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  Well, the fight starts. And Mr. Paul, Jake, he ended up
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  doing this really long extravagant intro to get into
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  the ring. Listening to Into the Air
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  Tonight by Phil Collins or I can feel something in the air
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  tonight, something of that effect.
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  And then Mike Tyson came out, not looking, having anything
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  extraordinary, just himself. And during the times that our
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  shit crashed, I was pumping my son all up, telling him all this
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  is Mike Tyson. Yeah, he's almost 60 years old.
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  But we watched a couple compilations on YouTube and Mike
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  Tyson knocking people across the ring and shit, and I realized
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  that he was an old man, but I figured he's been working out
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  for eight months. He looks like he's built like a
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  fucking shit brick tank house. It was going to be, you know,
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  not him in his prime. But it would still be exciting.
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  And Jake Paul's quite the entertainer himself.
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  Hell, that's how he makes his living by social media content.
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  Well, the fight begins. Jake Paul seems as though he's
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  nervous, has anxiety, so he's like running around the ring and
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  shit where they can't even really get into it.
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  Throughout the entire fight, which each round extended to
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  about two minutes. I don't know why 2 fucking
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  minutes, it's terrible. And only 8 rounds now.
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  In the past, Mike Tyson normally would come out of his corner.
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  He would go after the person and beat the shit out of them and
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  knocked them off balance where they were trying to run around.
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  And he put down most of his men in the first round.
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  But this time Mike Tyson, maybe in all the entire fight, maybe
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  hit Logan 3 fucking times. Not Logan.
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  Mr. Jake Paul 3 fucking times out of all that match.
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  Most of it he just stood there with his arms up.
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  Jake hit him a couple times, but it was nothing to get excited
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  about. What a punch in the belly, which
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  didn't seem to faze Tyson. They traded some of those few
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  punches back and forth a couple times, but neither one of them
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  seemed fazed. It seemed like they were
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  pussyfooting it and just doing nothing.
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  So 98% of the fight was just them walking around the ring
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  doing fucking circles and not really doing shit.
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  It was fucking boring and I had pumped my son all up with
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  excitement that it was going to be fun at least.
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  But it wasn't. It was, it was fucking terrible.
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  It was boring, it was dull and I pretty much have lost all
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  inspiration and desire to even fucking watch boxing.
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  The only thing throughout the whole fucking ordeal that had
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  any kind of interest was these two females who were boxing.
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  And I'm not normally into watching females beat the shit
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  out of each other or, you know, females taking on whoever in
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  sports kind of thing. And I like to watch boxing when
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  I know it's a big name or where it's supposed to be exciting.
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  But I got to be honest, with the last two years, it just doesn't
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  feel like boxing has it anymore. Just it seems like a lot of the
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  boxers are cuddled and it seems like a lot of boxers don't want
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  to get up on each other's shit anymore.
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  A lot of the guys, they just jab each other back and forth.
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  There's no haymakers, nobody takes any risk anymore.
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  And it just doesn't feel as though the reward is worth it
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  and that's that. So if somebody offers for you to
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  see the show and they're telling you you ought to pay money or
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  something. I wouldn't.
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  Even if it was offered to me free and I knew what the hell I
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  was looking forward to, I wouldn't watch it even if it was
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  offered free. It was that fucking boring and
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  terrible. Well besides all that my son and
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  I, we looked on the Xbox and they got a a Black Friday sale
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  and I ended up getting some new games and I'm able to stream
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  really well and my microphone doesn't sound too bad on my
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  headphone mic that I've been using when recording live
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  streaming videos of me playing a game.
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  Those have been going out pretty good.
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  I'm going to be working on a couple different ones and I hope
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  you guys enjoy that. Now what do you guys think about
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  the Starfield series that you liked out?
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  Got any recommendations for me?