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Assassination | Son of a Boy Dad #216 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 10: welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Today.
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  Speaker 5: It is July fifteenth.
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  Speaker 10: It's the afternoon, late afternoon, early morning for ron out
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  Speaker 10: in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 6: Because I'm in sunny Las Vegas, I wish you guys
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  Speaker 6: could see what I see right now. On the left
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  Speaker 6: is Treasure Island, and on the right, I'm looking at the.
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  Speaker 5: Trump Oh, the Trump Tower.
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  Speaker 6: Gold head to toe.
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  Speaker 5: Trump really fucked up my day, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 10: It will be up for so pretty much what happened
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  Speaker 10: was we banked an episode because Rone's in Vegas and
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  Speaker 10: we didn't want to do zoom. So we recorded an
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  Speaker 10: episode on Thursday last week and we were like, let's
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  Speaker 10: just not talk about anything topical, like we'll be good.
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  Speaker 10: And then Trump got shot in the head and it
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  Speaker 10: was like, well that kind of like we couldn't imagine
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  Speaker 10: if we put that out, and it was we just
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  Speaker 10: didn't address it.
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  Speaker 5: We just acted like we just didn't talk about it
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  Speaker 5: at all.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of funny, honestly. Yeah, but we tried to
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  Speaker 6: sneak one by everybody and then Trump fucking brought us
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  Speaker 6: to life. But Trump wasn't the one that fucked up
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  Speaker 6: our day. It was the It was that underbitten, fucking
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  Speaker 6: anarchist that what's what's the dude's name? Should we remember
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  Speaker 6: his name or should we forget his name?
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 10: I just saw a bunch of like random shit online,
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  Speaker 10: like all the they're trying to find some sort of
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  Speaker 10: story with that kid, and there's just nothing.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, he was just bored.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, well, he was bullied a lot. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: I do on think getting bullied makes you try to
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  Speaker 5: assassinate the president.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like, also, we we can just assume that.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, Like you don't see a whole lot of like
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  Speaker 11: school shooters and presidential assassination attempts from guy wearing a varsity.
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  Speaker 10: Lad Yeah, until Tyreek Hill commits a mass shooting. I
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  Speaker 10: don't think we have to worry about people who aren't
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  Speaker 10: getting bullied committing mass shootings.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody down on the Hill, it's it's the prom king.
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  Speaker 5: Holy that Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 3: That kid is so good.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's the point guard, end, the quarterback.
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  Speaker 6: He's the lead in the school too.
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  Speaker 3: It's Francis.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, no, he's trying to make a decision on a
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  Speaker 10: Broadway school or a basketball school.
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  Speaker 3: God, you know he's so he's so popular, then he
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  Speaker 3: must have been struggling with the fact that he's gay
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  Speaker 3: because his popularity wasn't the issue. That's not what made
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  Speaker 3: him buy by ar fifteen, I.
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  Speaker 5: Saw a bunch of shit that was like that just
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  Speaker 5: couldn't have been true.
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  Speaker 10: Like there was one that said, uh, it was like
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  Speaker 10: he tried out for his high school's rifle team. But
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  Speaker 10: he didn't get accepted because his shot was bad. I
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  Speaker 10: was like, I don't think a high schools have rifle team.
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  Speaker 10: Maybe they do in some places.
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  Speaker 3: Last just sort of. I don't know where you'd have
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  Speaker 3: to live that they're making cuts to that team.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's true. They're like we got a full roster.
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  Speaker 10: We've already got like JV's full, the freshman team's full.
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  Speaker 5: I'll show you. I'll kill the fucking president.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I guess it's funny now, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: We have to make it funny, like, right, is our
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  Speaker 3: job or is it not?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I didn't like there's funny parts. It's pretty insane, Like
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  Speaker 10: I was more on the side of.
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  Speaker 5: Like like that was pretty bad as like the fist
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  Speaker 5: bump thing.
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  Speaker 10: Was like like I didn't, I didn't fuck what I get.
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  Speaker 10: I thought it was pretty weird that every single person
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  Speaker 10: was just posting the exact same pictures, like, yeah, we've
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  Speaker 10: seen the photo. You don't have to upload it to
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  Speaker 10: your feed on Instagram. Everyone's seen.
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  Speaker 3: But it's it's uh, I I think I said this
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  Speaker 3: to you guys. I mean, I maybe there's a recency
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  Speaker 3: bias here, but to me, it feels like the iconic
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  Speaker 3: image of the last since nine to eleven. I can't
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  Speaker 3: think of I don't know, like a more enduring image
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  Speaker 3: of American whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, when when uh Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's up there with that.
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  Speaker 3: But as far as as far as like American history
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  Speaker 3: and leadership, I mean, the blood streaks down his face,
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  Speaker 3: the defiant fist, the thing, the word.
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  Speaker 5: Fight is that what he was saying. He was saying
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  Speaker 5: fight fight.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know, it's close.
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  Speaker 3: We'll have to get John Boy to read those lists.
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  Speaker 3: I I don't know if there's a look, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you know, look I I let's I'll just say for myself,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like a I'm a pretty down the middle
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  Speaker 3: guy on politics, and like a lot of people probably
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  Speaker 3: was a little disenchanted with both candidates before yesterday, And
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  Speaker 3: like I would, I found it stirring and proud. And
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  Speaker 3: you know, it's just like how you would want you're
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  Speaker 3: a presidential candidate to react in a perfect world, Uh,
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  Speaker 3: in the seconds after it happens, like I would be,
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think about how how would you guys react? Like,
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  Speaker 3: what what would you I.
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  Speaker 5: Would start crying.
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  Speaker 3: Immediately, I'd be telling the Secret Service agents, guys, there's
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  Speaker 3: a little gap right there. Can when of you scooch
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  Speaker 3: over like, I'm not moving until we get fifteen more
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  Speaker 3: people to create a cocoon of human bodies. Yeah, to
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  Speaker 3: wheel me out of here.
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  Speaker 10: I mean they killed that guy in seconds. Oh, which
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  Speaker 10: is which is what I don't understand. I don't understand
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  Speaker 10: how they didn't know he was there, but then they
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  Speaker 10: were able to locate him and put like forty bullets
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  Speaker 10: in his head the second that he shot his gun.
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  Speaker 3: I think that speaks to the skill of the snipers
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  Speaker 3: that are assigning to protect presidential candidate and the fact
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  Speaker 3: that and this is just total guesswork, the fact that
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  Speaker 3: he was using an AR fifteen and they had sniper rifles.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 6: I think another fun thing that not even not even
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  Speaker 6: what we would have done is fun to think about.
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  Speaker 6: But I think it's fun to think about what Biden
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  Speaker 6: would have done. Well.
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  Speaker 10: Biden would have I think he would have died immediately
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  Speaker 10: because his because the only reason that Trump lived was
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  Speaker 10: because he moved his head to the right. Biden. When
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  Speaker 10: you if you watch any Biden speech, he stands like
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  Speaker 10: it's like a statue. He's he doesn't move his neck,
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  Speaker 10: his head anything for an hour stort like it would
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  Speaker 10: have been. You could have shot him with a BB
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  Speaker 10: gun in the head and he would have died.
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  Speaker 6: It would have been watermelon salad all over that stage.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Also, everybody knows that people that old, when they start bleeding,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't clot.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 3: I mean the ear to an elder of that olderness
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  Speaker 3: is an artery. It's like, uh, it's the worst place
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  Speaker 3: to be shot. If he's seen an elder, it's you.
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  Speaker 5: It's baggy too, it's filled with blood.
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  Speaker 10: The second a paper cut would have given the exact
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  Speaker 10: same wound to Trump as the bullet did.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's why they stopped piercing years after a certain age.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, there's an age limit on it. It's like
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  Speaker 6: their driver's license you have to reget, you have to
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  Speaker 6: get tested again. Dude. I was at my I was
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  Speaker 6: at my mother in law's birthday and everybody there was
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  Speaker 6: in maga hats already, and she had just gotten a
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  Speaker 6: birthday card that was like a Trump a gram like
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  Speaker 6: it was like a singing Trump card. She had gotten
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  Speaker 6: like two seconds beforehand, and like everyone's eating cake and
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  Speaker 6: like half the people have migrated to the living room,
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  Speaker 6: and her new husband's kid was like, Dad, we're all
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  Speaker 6: like horror, but like still mowing down chocolate cake. It
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  Speaker 6: was the perfect audience to be around for such a
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  Speaker 6: historic event. It was kind of exciting.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's something that's crazy to me though.
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  Speaker 10: So it's like it was live on I wasn't watching,
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  Speaker 10: but it's like it was live on TV. So like,
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  Speaker 10: if that did hit him in the head, he would
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  Speaker 10: have just been shot in the head and died on
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  Speaker 10: live television, like on like CNN.
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 10: So, I guess it's like nine to eleven when they
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  Speaker 10: showed like they were like, it looks like there's another
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  Speaker 10: plane heading to the towers, and then that's just on
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  Speaker 10: live TV.
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  Speaker 3: So I mean, it's just I think it goes to
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  Speaker 3: show that in today's age, we're never going to have
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  Speaker 3: as a pruder film to analyze the grainy, fucked up
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  Speaker 3: footage of that. It's everything will be documented and clear,
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 6: But even that being said, dude, there's still so many
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  Speaker 6: conspiracies are ready Oh yeah they saw or he's a
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  Speaker 6: CIA plant, or the entire thing was stage. Like there's
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  Speaker 6: a billion levels of conspiracy thought even with it all
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  Speaker 6: having been on camera, like we saw fifteen angles of
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  Speaker 6: the whole fucking thing happening, and people, I mean billions
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  Speaker 6: but had to be yeah, the time of their life.
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  Speaker 10: I was with Guardini when it happened, and billions, but yeah,
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  Speaker 10: and billion Spud texted him and said, enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, it's so funny. It's just an exciting time because
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  Speaker 6: it missed. And he's about to put in fucking so
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  Speaker 6: much work, dude, he's about to whip ass so badly.
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  Speaker 5: When is he speaking again?
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  Speaker 3: It's the Republican National Convention is this week. Damn, that'll
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  Speaker 3: be crazy this week. He played golf yesterday. Yeah, if
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  Speaker 3: I get like a little lower back pain, I bail
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  Speaker 3: on golf.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, let alone shot.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm trying. Did you see the video They had
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  Speaker 3: a video of the sniper, uh, the the pre like
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  Speaker 3: the guy protecting him, and there's this split second when
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  Speaker 3: he sees the bad guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw that, and.
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  Speaker 3: He does this thing where he's like he kind of
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  Speaker 3: like he's like you can't you could see it? Register
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  Speaker 3: Like what the fuck? And he said, he kind of
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  Speaker 3: pulls back from his gun and then hones in and
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if he was the one. I think
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  Speaker 3: he was the one who got him, but I.
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  Speaker 10: Think they probably just like the first person hit him
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  Speaker 10: and then they kind of just ragged all them after,
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  Speaker 10: just like all just emptied a clip into him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: because that's what they has, what they're training. They're trained
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  Speaker 10: to kill. It's not like the cops where it's like
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  Speaker 10: you're supposed to like shoot them in the toes and shit.
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  Speaker 10: You're supposed like you're watching like a war movie, like
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  Speaker 10: a when like the Navy Seals, they go and they
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  Speaker 10: and they like they're like working through a building and
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  Speaker 10: they shoot someone. They don't they shoot them like thirty
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  Speaker 10: times right Like they shoot them, they fall down and
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  Speaker 10: then they put like five more shots in their head
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  Speaker 10: to make sure they're dead.
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  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Ben Latton got lit up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, time came for him, man.
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  Speaker 6: I think I think the ear is the perfect place
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  Speaker 6: to get shot.
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  Speaker 10: I think the arm would have done him like that.
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  Speaker 10: Like I think if he if he got the like
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  Speaker 10: I know everyone's saying that because he got shot, like
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  Speaker 10: he's guaranteed to become president. I think if he got
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  Speaker 10: hit like in the arm or something where like you
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  Speaker 10: would have to have like a big ass like unless
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  Speaker 10: he shows up to the Republican Convention wearing like one
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  Speaker 10: of those massive head wraps, that would.
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  Speaker 5: Be hilarious, dude, rag, just a full head cast.
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  Speaker 6: I really believe that he'll, like everybody's putting it behind.
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  Speaker 6: Many men like I think that he's so self aware
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  Speaker 6: that he'll come out to many men like I think
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  Speaker 6: that he'll lean into it and like have fifty cent
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  Speaker 6: walk him out, or he'll do something that's like culturally
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  Speaker 6: fun for the fact that he got shot.
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  Speaker 5: He should do. Have you ever seen Get Richard Die trying?
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  Speaker 7: M hm?
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  Speaker 10: You know the scene, You know the scene at the
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  Speaker 10: end when they kill the dude that like killed his mom,
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  Speaker 10: and then he goes out on stage and he takes
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  Speaker 10: the bulletproof vest off and throws it into the crowd.
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  Speaker 5: That's what Trump should do.
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  Speaker 10: Trump should just go out there with a big ass
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  Speaker 10: bulletproof vest on, just toss it into the crowd.
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  Speaker 3: Do you guys think that on a human level, swipe
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  Speaker 3: away all the sort of bluster and the confidence and
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  Speaker 3: all of that. Do you think that now Trump takes
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  Speaker 3: the stage and is nervous.
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  Speaker 5: I would assume so.
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  Speaker 3: I would be I would be I'd be fucking terrified.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know it's his own rally, like I
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  Speaker 3: would have thought that would have been.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I don't understand.
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  Speaker 10: It's like like it's people are like, well, it's an assassin.
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  Speaker 10: Like I said, it is an assassination attempt because they
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  Speaker 10: didn't kill them. But like I think any recent assassination
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  Speaker 10: attempts are like one of those ones where they find
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  Speaker 10: out like they already know that this dude's planning it,
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  Speaker 10: and then they get them like at his apartment before
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  Speaker 10: it even happens, not like a dude missed.
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  Speaker 5: The shot, like I don't know when. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 5: know when.
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  Speaker 10: The last time that's happened is where it's just like
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  Speaker 10: it wasn't like it wasn't like a like he had it,
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  Speaker 10: like he could have killed Trump so easily.
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  Speaker 6: He blew it.
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  Speaker 5: Like the Secret Service totally fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the things.
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  Speaker 5: The real problem.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty bad.
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  Speaker 6: The girls. It's it's the gals. It's like they thought
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  Speaker 6: it was like a fun, like cute little job. I
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  Speaker 6: need to find those girls' Instagram accounts because you know
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  Speaker 6: that they just have like a billion pictures of them,
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  Speaker 6: like holding the.
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  Speaker 10: Gun that one girl dove on top of Trump.
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  Speaker 5: She was human shielding him.
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  Speaker 6: The cargirls. Are the cargirls fucked up?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I think it's pretty that that must be fucked because
• 18:13
  Speaker 10: it's like that's probably one of those jobs where you like,
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: you sign up and you know that that's part of
• 18:18
  Speaker 10: the job, but like you probably think, well, I'm never
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: actually gonna have to do this, and the next thing
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: you know, you're laying on top of Trump as a
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: human shield.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: M m.
• 18:27
  Speaker 10: There's gotta be a better system, like maybe like some
• 18:30
  Speaker 10: sort of blanket that they could throw over him.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what you're saying.
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: Not something where they're gonna have to like pull the
• 18:36
  Speaker 10: dead Secret Service guys off Trump.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: Is his ship a bulletproof? Like is his suit like
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: does it have a layer of kevlar or anything? Yeah?
• 18:50
  Speaker 10: Absolutely, I think as thick as hell that suit is
• 18:53
  Speaker 10: probably is thick. Imagine being Trump and you're just like
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: in the center of a fucking of just like a
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: pig pile, and you're just like what the fuck?
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: Like that must be so fucked.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: Just a bunch of hot girls like laying all over you. Yeah,
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: you know, his ass got horny.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: He's like, oh, absolutely, absolutely.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: You just had boobies in his back and he got
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: fucking boned up over there.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: It was irony, which is uh the uh. The photographer
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: who captured the most enduring images was from the New
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: York Times and he really he had his finger on
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: the shutter doing the rapid fire right as the moment
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: was happening, and that's how he got what I think
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: will be maybe I don't know if it's I don't
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: know which one will be more iconic that the one
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: with the blood streak and the fist or but or
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: the one with the actual bullet.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: The actual bullet is insane.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. It's truly insane, and he got that.
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: I haven't seen the photo though, without that big ass
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: red circle around the bullet.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: I'd love to just see the actual picture.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Go.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: It's on the New York Times.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll have to look at that.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: And obviously Trump of the New York Times friends. Yeah,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: but you know that guy's gonna win the Pulitzer, I
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: would think for photophotography, journalism, and uh, I truly think
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: that's gonna be like the enduring image of the decade.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: If not the last twenty years.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, should we snake draft our two round snake
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: draft of our lasting images of the day?
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's not a bad idea that.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: That ship will go fucking viral if we snake draft it.
• 20:51
  Speaker 10: I don't know, I'm trying to think of what I'm
• 20:53
  Speaker 10: trying to think of any aside for the ones that
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: we've just talked about.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: Four go ahead, Francis first, overall pick of American history. No, no, no,
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: this of this day specifically, Okay, modern history.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: No, he's saying, or two days ago now.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: So modern super modern history.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take the one with the bullet the bullet
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: in the air behind his head or like heading for
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: his ear.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: All right, so there's one left.
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: What are we all just gonna pick different angles of
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: the same photo?
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, there's multiple. There's one. There's the one where
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: he's on the ground between everybody's legs. There's the one
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: where he's like is given like the fist pump. There's
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: the one where like you have the American flag in
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: the background. And then there's the one where the fucking
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: the dudes laying on the roof with his body riddled
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: in bullets or there's the close up the shooter's head.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not trying to give away my entire
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: draft board.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't seen that. I've only seen I've seen
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: the one with the shooter up on the roof, looking
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: like someone threw old clothing up there and forgot.
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that photo was pretty graphic. Yeah, I was about
• 22:18
  Speaker 10: to go on stage in Austin and Guarden. He goes,
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: this doesn't look like the guy that they're saying it is,
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: And it's just a photo of just a dude with
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: his brain spilling out of his head.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Jesus.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: It's like, all right, thanks man, appreciate that.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: Let me get up and do some fucking funny jokes. Dude.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: Can can you guys believe the content Olympics that happened
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: as this was unfolding? Oh yeah, people rushing to get
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: their tweets out, the comedians who are like I've seen, like,
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: I can't believe so many people have clips already. You've
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: Jordan Jensen, Column fucking the like everybody is fucking well tweeted.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Column tweeted the thing that's he said, Like, uh, what
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: did he say? He didn't he didn't post anything about
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: like he didn't do any he didn't post a clip.
• 23:09
  Speaker 10: He posted that everyone's gonna do a clip mm hmm,
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: and it was it was. It was very Yeah, he said, uh,
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: he said, great night to hit a comedy club. He
• 23:18
  Speaker 10: can hear some of And here's some terrible topical jokes
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: that will go viral in the morning.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Nice And that sounds like a guy who isn't bitter
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: Well, I mean, it's true. It was everyone posted one,
• 23:32
  Speaker 10: and there's really it is. There hasn't really been like
• 23:35
  Speaker 10: even on Twitter, there wasn't really that many funny jokes.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: No. The best one I saw was a guy on
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Twitter who said, like, you know, if it had been Biden,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: he wouldn't have even flinched.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you say that?
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: No, the basketball ones were funny to me, like the
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: Ben's Ben Simmons trended on his own or we were
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: like one for eight, Like that must have been Bronnie
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: James out there. That's funny, that's funny, I think.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, the Bronnie James once was funny.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: Dude. My muse of the entire event immediately, like within
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: thirty seconds of seeing it was the fucking magician behind
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: him that the dude in like the top hat or whatever.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: Who the guy in like the bowler hat and the
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: vest who was fucking right behind him, who like barely
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: duck did you guys see this guy now?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: He was, like.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: You have to watch the shit back because he was
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: literally a fucking like a low rent magician, like he
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: was wearing a bowler hat. And then he immediately had lore.
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: There's like articles about this guy from like twenty nineteen
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: that he's like a fake Kennedy or people think that
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: he was JFK Junior or some shit like that. Like
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: it's he was the goofiest looking human being. And if
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: there's anything that points to it being a false flag,
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: it's this absolute fucking goofball that was behind him, like
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: not his fucking filming the entire thing. I wish you
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: guys saw him so we could share in the revelry
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: of how goofy this bastard looked.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Sounds sounds like a clown.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Glub. Let's play the conspiracy theory game, though for a second,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I think there's two routes to go obviously, Like let's
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: say that we took one thread just for fun and said, okay, well,
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: you know, the Democrats or whatever are trying to kill
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Trump when they hired this crazy guy to do it.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: But then there's another route, which is that Trump is
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: so aware of political theater that he hired the most
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: accurate shooter in the world.
• 25:45
  Speaker 11: To hit his ear lob, hit his ear lobe and
• 25:50
  Speaker 11: turn him into an icon.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I mean, if if you're playing the
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: conspiracy the game along the rules of that, to me,
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: that is the more that's the more compelling one.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: That's the one in wrestling when dudes have like, uh,
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: you like, bite down on a capsule and blood pops out, Yeah,
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: bleed from your mouth some shit like that in his ear.
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, it is exciting. And the fact that the
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: shooter was wearing like it's a little bit on the
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: nose for him to be wearing a T shirt of
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: his favorite rifle brand.
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's a little weird. I mean, I think the
• 26:34
  Speaker 10: most obvious one is clearly. New York Times was having
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: a bad month. Clicks was and they they got their
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: best photographer out on the field and they said, go
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: get a photo of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: So I think New York Times probably set up the hit.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: It could be there. I'll tell you that if that's
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: me on stage, which it never would be running for president,
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: could be.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: If it is, you never know.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: And I'm i am wearing fourteen secret Service agents who
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: are trying to whisk me away. I'm not sure that
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I'm putting my shoes back on.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: And and Trump was very adamant, let me get my shoes,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Let me get my shoes.
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Let me get my fucking shoes.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Those must be some nice fucking shoes.
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: Well, they're probably just a damn good pair of loafers
• 27:23
  Speaker 10: that he's been breaking in over the years. Yeah, it's
• 27:26
  Speaker 10: tough to find. It's tough to get a good shoe
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: that fits like that. No blisters my shoes.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he knows better than walk to walk off and
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: socks like.
• 27:38
  Speaker 10: I'm confused about what happened to the shoes. He got
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: shot in the head and his shoes just flew off
• 27:44
  Speaker 10: like a fucking cartoon, like a car accident. Yeah, get
• 27:48
  Speaker 10: by a car and you Yeah, how did his shoes come?
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: He must just be rocking them real loose.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Or he's got very slippery dress socks on, which that's true,
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: that's true.
• 28:00
  Speaker 13: True.
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: Well, dude, you guys, you guys heard the audio of
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: the of him saying, let me get my shoes, But
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: then in the video it's you see him like doing
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: the fight fight thing, but there's no audio of him
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: saying fight, which means that he's like mouthing it, which
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: means he's like lip syncing it, which I think is
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: almost equally weird that he's.
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: Like they could have just cut They could have just
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: cut audio, yeah, during that moment, because the Secret Service
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: was all around him and they probably don't more people
• 28:34
  Speaker 9: to hear what they're saying.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: No, you hear there's audio recordings, unlike it was a
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: two drive back for my in law's house and they
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: played audio of everything, like a long extended audio. I
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: think he was just like mouthing the word fight. But
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: I also wonder when if he lost his shoes like
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: that and he was so adamant to get them back on.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: It's like a guy like with a hair piece or
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: some shit like that, like trying to like what what
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: does he have to hide with his feet? Does he
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: have weird feet? Does he have weird toes?
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Probably like toes a guy.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: Who's self conscious about his baldness and his like hack
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: gets like snatched off or some shit like that. Yeah,
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: and like before he gets like before he leaves the fight,
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: he's like trying to get his hat back on or
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: some shit like that, Like what what is what's going
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: on with his feet that he's so adamant. But I
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: think it would be a damning image if he's scuttling
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: off in dress socks and we see exactly what he's
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: wearing on his feet, it could be nasty.
• 29:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you might have had some weird socks onto, like
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: some fucking like Spencer's gift chop socks, like weed leafs
• 29:35
  Speaker 10: all over them.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: So he's probably like, get me my fucking.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: Shoes now, mismatched like baggy Nike socks, like white socks
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: or some shit.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: That he's got one. He's got one hands and one
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: dry fit.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Shoes.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: They said that socks, Yeah, they said that. They said that.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: Biden called Trump yesterday.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Using his rotary phone. I gotta start over.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: He's probably just being like, can I join you? Can
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: I be your vice president? Like he knows that is chalk.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: They should collapse.
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: That would be that would be such a crazy ticket.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: At this At this point, I think Biden should stay
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: in the race because Democrats aren't going to win no
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: matter what, so they might as well just punt, not
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: try to throw, like someone they actually want to keep,
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: and and you know, continue to groom a little bit
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: for the next election or whatever.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, Biden can run again in four years.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: That point, he's gonna look like the guy up on
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: the roof.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, him from his mouth, gleeding from his ears. I'm
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: surprised he didn't bleed from his ears. Just old and
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: fucking bandaged up.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Old people are always bleeding from somewhere.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: It can't stop.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Or they always have like a wrist like like
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: a wrapped up wrist or some ship like.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: And they're always wearing a they're always wearing a band
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: aid that doesn't fully cover the wound and there's just
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: like wound seeping out and the skin is yellow from
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: iodine or something.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: My grandparents always have like ten band aids on. At least.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: It might be swaggy for them.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even think it's like on it's not
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: even on wounds.
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: It's on like places where they're they're just assuming they're
• 31:50
  Speaker 10: gonna get hurt that day.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: That looks like that's gonna go.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, upper thigh real been there.
• 32:01
  Speaker 13: Yeah, on the back of my hand, like on their hands.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: Crazy. Look, So, so what should we do with this?
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: Should we put this at the front, on the front,
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: the front?
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I can talk about my day yesterday a little bit.
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: I had a wild day.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Wait, I want of success. Are you thinking we do
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: a full episode like of this?
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: We're halfway there.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: We're halfway there, and I got a lot to talk about.
• 32:34
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• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there?
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Pal?
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: We saw you the hockey game MARKT So I know
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: you guys.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: A big deal Pink Whitney. That's what I thought. See
• 33:10
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• 33:11
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  Speaker 5: term supply down on the game time afterday, last minute,
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  Speaker 5: ticket's lowest price guaranteed. So I was out in Austin
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: this weekend, the comedy capital of the world. Yeah, I was,
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: and it was good. It was fun, the shows were good,
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: the shows were really good.
• 33:34
  Speaker 10: And uh but going home yesterday was a fucking nightmare.
• 33:38
  Speaker 10: I flew United, which I feel very bad about because
• 33:41
  Speaker 10: last week on the podcast I was saying that United
• 33:43
  Speaker 10: was better than Delta, and then we just had it
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: just a nightmare of a day on United.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: We did more like you not it, You not it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: That's exactly what That's so good. That's what I said
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: to the pilot when I was getting off the plane
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: and collapsed.
• 34:00
  Speaker 10: They said, holy shit, that was brave. They said, you
• 34:03
  Speaker 10: should run with Trump. With that kind of attitude, you
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: could be the next vip I. Uh. So we're we're
• 34:11
  Speaker 10: we're flying and I'm watching something on my phone and
• 34:13
  Speaker 10: I have like the map pulled up on the TV
• 34:16
  Speaker 10: and I noticed that we just take like a hard left,
• 34:19
  Speaker 10: like just a full ninety degree angle left.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: And I was like, it's a little weird. Maybe we're
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: just going like a.
• 34:25
  Speaker 10: Different route, and then pretty much they go over and
• 34:27
  Speaker 10: they're like, there's storms in New York right now. Newark's
• 34:32
  Speaker 10: not accepting any flights, so we have to land. And
• 34:35
  Speaker 10: we've been holding for an hour, so we have to
• 34:36
  Speaker 10: land in Rochester to refuel. And then we land in Rochester.
• 34:40
  Speaker 10: We refuel within like ten minutes, and they're like, we're
• 34:43
  Speaker 10: good to go. We're just waiting to get to go
• 34:45
  Speaker 10: ahead to push off. We should be out here within
• 34:47
  Speaker 10: the next fifteen minutes. And everyone's like, all right, cool,
• 34:50
  Speaker 10: it's not a big deal.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: And and I'm pretty tired, so I fall asleep when
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: we push off, and then I wake up and we're
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: back at the gate and everyone's getting off of the plane.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: So apparently the engine broke, like like right when we
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: were before, right when we were about to take off,
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: the engine just broke. And they're like it's gonna be
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: like forty five minutes.
• 35:12
  Speaker 10: Maintenance is coming, they're gonna come fix it, and then
• 35:14
  Speaker 10: we're gonna so everyone can get off the plane, like
• 35:17
  Speaker 10: get some food, or you can stay on the plane,
• 35:18
  Speaker 10: whatever you want to do. So I get up and
• 35:20
  Speaker 10: I get some food, and then everyone's kind of just
• 35:24
  Speaker 10: like hanging out by the gate. And then they bring
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: in this like whole new team of just like just people,
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: just like nasty, just like they brought like they brought
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: them in for the purpose to just like fucking ruin
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: everyone's dead, just like a bunch of nasty, nasty people.
• 35:40
  Speaker 10: Like there's because the whole time it was just this
• 35:42
  Speaker 10: one girl going around being like, we haven't gotten any
• 35:45
  Speaker 10: updates yet, we should be getting back on the plane soon.
• 35:47
  Speaker 10: And then they bring in just this like pack of
• 35:49
  Speaker 10: like four hundred pound dudes and they're like it's canceled,
• 35:56
  Speaker 10: like looking people in the eye being like get your bag.
• 36:00
  Speaker 10: It's not happening, and everyone's like what the fuck is
• 36:04
  Speaker 10: going on? And this was like we had been in
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: Rochester for three hours at this point, and so then
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: they're like, the flight's canceled. The pilot left.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Apparently that's why I got canceled. Their pilot clocked out.
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, he's like he clocked out, he's gone. So
• 36:18
  Speaker 10: the flight and we're in. They dropped us off in
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: the smallest airport Rochester is like a four gate airport.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: It's tiny.
• 36:25
  Speaker 10: So they drop us off there and everyone and they're
• 36:28
  Speaker 10: like flight's canceled. Everyone goes downstairs like immediately to go
• 36:32
  Speaker 10: rent a car, and the line for that is long
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: as hell. It's like these two ninety year old ladies
• 36:38
  Speaker 10: running it. They're like Hurts is turning people down, saying
• 36:41
  Speaker 10: they don't have any more cars. And then there's like
• 36:43
  Speaker 10: dudes in the back of the line being like, we'll
• 36:45
  Speaker 10: see about that when I get up there, I'll make
• 36:47
  Speaker 10: them find a car.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: It was so funny and uh, and then we're waiting,
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: Like I waited to get a car for an hour
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: and a half and I was like fifth in line.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: It was just you know how slow those fucking people are.
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: And but then there was like me latinas, No it
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: wasn't Latinas, but it wouldn't mean those people, the people
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: that do the cars, people that rent the cars out,
• 37:13
  Speaker 10: it's always like ninety year old ladies. And and so
• 37:17
  Speaker 10: it's like it's probably split into like fifty to fifty.
• 37:20
  Speaker 10: It's like half of the people are trying to rent
• 37:21
  Speaker 10: a car to get home, and then the other half
• 37:23
  Speaker 10: of the people are like, we're just gonna stay in
• 37:25
  Speaker 10: hotel and fly out.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: In the morning.
• 37:27
  Speaker 10: And those people are all waiting for their luggage at
• 37:31
  Speaker 10: baggage claim, and it's like probably like forty people waiting
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: at baggage claim and they're waiting there for like an
• 37:37
  Speaker 10: hour and no bags are coming. And then they're like
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: going up to these like random dudes who work at
• 37:42
  Speaker 10: the airport, not people that have anything to do with
• 37:44
  Speaker 10: They're just like like custodians being like, hey, where are
• 37:48
  Speaker 10: bags at? Like we've been waiting here for an hour.
• 37:50
  Speaker 10: And then they're like looking at the thing and they're like,
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: our planes taking off right like they're the plane is
• 37:58
  Speaker 10: just leaving with every one's luggage on the plane, and
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: you your luggage.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't check it back. People are losing their minds.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: What the fuck is going?
• 38:13
  Speaker 10: Like, dude, I never really got angry because I was
• 38:16
  Speaker 10: kind of just I was kind of just like cracking up.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: At how absurd the situation was. Like we we.
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: Were flying to Newark. They drop us off in the
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: smallest airport in all of New York, and then they
• 38:27
  Speaker 10: just are like, good luck, We're not We're not gonna
• 38:30
  Speaker 10: help you guys out anymore after this. So it's just
• 38:32
  Speaker 10: like they we're just like abandoned in Rochester. And then
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: the plane didn't take off because someone got in contact
• 38:39
  Speaker 10: with them. It was like, you just still have all
• 38:41
  Speaker 10: the luggage. And as I'm getting my key to rent
• 38:45
  Speaker 10: the car, some girl runs over and drops her key
• 38:48
  Speaker 10: back off. She's like, our plane, our flight's back on.
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: She's like it's happening, and she returned her car and
• 38:54
  Speaker 10: me and like so that, people just start sprinting upstairs
• 38:57
  Speaker 10: to get to the plane, And in my head, me
• 38:59
  Speaker 10: and like ten other dudes are like, there's no fucking
• 39:02
  Speaker 10: way that that plane is taking off. It's been four
• 39:04
  Speaker 10: hours since we landed in Rochester, so like there's no
• 39:07
  Speaker 10: way that plane is taking off. And people are like
• 39:10
  Speaker 10: returning their cars, sprinting up to the gate I left,
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: and in my head, I'm like, really fucking hope of
• 39:16
  Speaker 10: that plane did not take off, because that would suck
• 39:18
  Speaker 10: if I'm driving six hours back to New York now
• 39:20
  Speaker 10: at nine pm and that plane takes off, and I
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: would dude, I was checking the entire time.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Never took off. It just kept on getting delayed further
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: and further. I was I was so pumped.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: That sucks so bad for who, Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker 10: That is Yeah, So I drove I had to drive
• 39:38
  Speaker 10: six hours last night at nine pm and then I
• 39:42
  Speaker 10: got home here, I got I got back to my
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: apartment at like two thirty.
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Dude, I have terrible news for you, Sash. It rained
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: for like not even ten minutes.
• 39:53
  Speaker 10: Yea, yeah, that's what everyone was saying. But I think
• 39:56
  Speaker 10: in New Jersey and Philly it.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Was like full on, like thunderstorms.
• 39:59
  Speaker 10: But that it's not why, like we only got we
• 40:01
  Speaker 10: were only supposed to get affected by that for like
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: thirty minutes. It was the part that was the fact
• 40:05
  Speaker 10: that the plane broke and then the pilot clocked out. Yeah,
• 40:08
  Speaker 10: that's why we got fucked.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: A series of unfortunate events. Yeah, sas you illustrate a
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: very interesting sort of psychological thing, which is that as
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: you were driving, you kept checking the flight to see
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: if it was not taking off. Yes, which at that
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: point you've already made your decision, right.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you want to feel good about your decision.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: But you're you're feeling good then comes at the expense
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: of the happiness of those who made their decision to
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: go that way. Absolutely, yes, So there is an element
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: of self serving shaden freud. I might say, I was.
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: That was the word that I was going to use
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: as well, was shaden fraud.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: And you know I am not like that. I'm not
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: built that way. I don't My choice is not further
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: affirmed by the sort of a same time downfall of
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: those who chose the other route.
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: Now it apps you're lying. I know you, and I
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: know you would have done the exact same thing. If
• 41:11
  Speaker 10: you rented a car and you were taking off on
• 41:13
  Speaker 10: a six hour drive and after already doing a five
• 41:16
  Speaker 10: hour flight, you would There's you would have been pretty
• 41:19
  Speaker 10: bummed if you found out that the flight happened the
• 41:21
  Speaker 10: second that you left the airport.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: And here's why I wouldn't have, because I know that
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I would have been too afraid to see that the
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: flight had taken off, and so I would rather just
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: put blinders on, move forward, and take pride and happiness
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: in getting closer to home with each passing minute.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what you mean.
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: I am unfortunately, was not feeling like that at all,
• 41:48
  Speaker 10: though I was.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: I wanted to.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: I might have checked once I got home to see
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: if the flight had gone.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: I just needed to.
• 41:56
  Speaker 10: I needed to reassure myself that I made the right
• 41:58
  Speaker 10: decision because it was expended.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: But if it's not going, or if it is going,
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: then you're just gonna be filled with more anger and
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: resentment as you're driving that whole way.
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I wasn't very angry when I was driving. It
• 42:12
  Speaker 10: was very It was an easy drive. I had that
• 42:13
  Speaker 10: shit on cruise control and steering assist, which.
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Is angry because you saw that the flight wasn't going well.
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: I still could have been angry to the fact that
• 42:22
  Speaker 10: I had to drive six hours.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: But I know you you're not like that.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: No, it was uh.
• 42:29
  Speaker 10: I had never done I've never done cruise control or
• 42:31
  Speaker 10: the steering assist thing.
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: Did you. It's like you're in like it's like you're
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: taking a train and you're it's hilarious. Like I'm just
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: sitting there with like my arms in.
• 42:44
  Speaker 10: My lap, just like like looking around as we're like
• 42:50
  Speaker 10: barreling down the street going eighty miles.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Hour, your feet flat on the ground.
• 42:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it was like flying see work off. It was
• 43:02
  Speaker 10: like I was in my own personal fucking Amtrak. It
• 43:05
  Speaker 10: was insane.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: I had never done that before. It was crazy.
• 43:11
  Speaker 10: It does out of control sometimes though, there's it struggles
• 43:14
  Speaker 10: on some turns and then you know you kind of
• 43:16
  Speaker 10: car did you have? I had a Nissan.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Boy, I didn't know they I didn't know they did that.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't know the new Nissans had.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Let me, let me see what the model is, dude.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: New cars have everything, and it's like the shittiest cars
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: like ever made, like now have the most beautiful features
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: standard like a fucking Subaru or a fucking Kia, Like
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: all these have like incredible features just baked in. But Sas,
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: I think I would have been in the same boat
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: as you, because yesterday, I uh, I was on the
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: tarmac trying to put in a bet on Argentina to
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: win Copa America. I just wanted to watch something on
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: the flight and I couldn't get the bet in, and
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: so since I couldn't get the bet in for Argentina,
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: I started rooting for Columbia. No. Yeah, it's it's almost
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: like a win if the other team, Like it's like
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: you're winning money if the other team wins, because you've
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: like subverted your own instincts or whatever. But the woman
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: who has to have it the worst though, is the
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: one who returned her rental keys when there was a
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: limited amount of rental cars.
• 44:26
  Speaker 10: So so yeah, I almost like I because you get
• 44:31
  Speaker 10: to a point where it's like you're just everyone's talking
• 44:33
  Speaker 10: to each other, which I hate that. I'm not a
• 44:36
  Speaker 10: big fan of talking, but like it got to a
• 44:38
  Speaker 10: point where everyone's just you got to turn to someone
• 44:40
  Speaker 10: and go, this is fucking bullshit, Like you just gotta
• 44:43
  Speaker 10: get it off your chest. You can't hold it in
• 44:45
  Speaker 10: for that long.
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: And uh.
• 44:48
  Speaker 10: And when she did that, everyone, like everyone that was
• 44:51
  Speaker 10: in line was like, that was a huge mistake by her.
• 44:54
  Speaker 10: Like she waited in line, dude, she waited in line
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: for like she was probably two people in front of me.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: She waited in line for like an hour and a half.
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: And then as soon as she got the key, she
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: returned the car and went up to everything.
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: Why would you think that the plane was going to
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: take off?
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Right? A bird in the hand is worth two in
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: the bush?
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: Exactly?
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Yeah, So it was.
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: What that means?
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Sas have you heard that? One?
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Of course? I think I came up with that.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: What does it mean?
• 45:23
  Speaker 10: It means a bird in a hand is better than
• 45:25
  Speaker 10: two hens in the bush?
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: No, that's it, that's not it. That's a That is
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: a weird just a minor alteration to it. What do
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: you think it means?
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: I don't give a shit what it means, but it's important.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: I think it's important.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: I don't think it is.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: You say words.
• 45:44
  Speaker 10: You say words that I've never heard from anyone but you.
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: So it's only important in the sense that when I'm
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: talking to you anyone else, I'm never going to hear
• 45:54
  Speaker 10: that again. So it doesn't matter.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Now you'll hear it. And what it means, SaaS, and
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: we're doing this for you, so uh, is that it
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: means when you've when you've got something assured, having that
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: assured thing is worth more than the possibility of gaining
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: more of an.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Unknown exactly exactly.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: So if I've got a winning lottery, it's it's basically
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: the entire basis behind the game Deal or No Deal.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Are you familiar with that game?
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: I am. Yes.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: If you open your briefcase and it says you've won
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: the five hundred thousand dollars prize and or like you,
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: whatever you've you've eliminated it, and then there's there's two
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: up there left, and one's one dollar and one's five
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: hundred grand, and the banker calls you and says, I'll
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: give you two hundred thousand dollars. You should take that.
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: Absolutely, It's like a have you ever heard the saying
• 46:50
  Speaker 10: a bird in a hand is better than two hands
• 46:53
  Speaker 10: in a bush.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: It reminds me of that again.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: You're you're sort of thinking too literally about the hands
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: being in the bush. We're not rooting around and shrubbery.
• 47:04
  Speaker 10: A common one that I've heard that it Actually there's
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: a lot of questions and controversy around it, is is
• 47:09
  Speaker 10: a bird in a hand better than four hands in
• 47:12
  Speaker 10: a bush? Because then you start to wonder does that
• 47:15
  Speaker 10: even out? Because maybe you could come out with four
• 47:17
  Speaker 10: birds At that point.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: It's all about the birds. It's not about hands. And
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: this is why I'm glad we got into this.
• 47:24
  Speaker 10: I think it's about I think it's about the potential
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: amount of birds. Yes, yes, so in my mind honestly,
• 47:32
  Speaker 10: if yeah, four hands in a bush is better than
• 47:34
  Speaker 10: one bird because one bird might feed one man. Four
• 47:38
  Speaker 10: birds could feed a village. You've heard that one it
• 47:43
  Speaker 10: takes four birds to feed a village.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: Is it the bush? I'm just thinking of it now.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: Doesn't the bush? Do you think it refers to like
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: the African bush? Like a bushwalk like not? It's not
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: like a burning bush like Moses style. I think it's
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: the bush.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I think it's a hedge. I think it's a dense hedge,
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: and you just assuming that there are two birds living
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: in there that you can have if you turn down
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: the one you've already got in your hand. I don't
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: think you're going out bush hunting with, you know, the
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: crocodile hunter to find two similar larger birds.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Oh see, I think it's an overgrown pubic mound. I
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: think it's just like a bush like I've heard this
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: one a dense thatch of pubes.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, it could, It could well be. And I've always
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: thought that pubic hair would make for a wonderful nest.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, absolutely for all manner of species.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if birds get their hands on pubic hair, it
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: will change how they see the human. They might fucking
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: rip us to shreds. I mean imagine.
• 48:56
  Speaker 10: Side of you, right, Imagine going to take a piss
• 48:59
  Speaker 10: and just like six crows fly out of your pants
• 49:03
  Speaker 10: the car, like, oh what the fuck.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: Is this?
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: An omen go down on a girl and it's like
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: that scene in Batman begins just fly past his face.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: Did you guys ever watch Birds the movie?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: Of course Hitchcock.
• 49:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I watched that with my grandma on like VHS.
• 49:27
  Speaker 10: She was like, this is the scariest movie of all time.
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: It was back then and then and Psycho too. Psycho
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: was really the one that people like could were fainting
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: in theaters.
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: I didn't think that movie was that scary.
• 49:43
  Speaker 10: I mean, obviously I didn't think it was that scary,
• 49:45
  Speaker 10: but uh, I get why it was scary. It's like Jaws.
• 49:48
  Speaker 10: Like people say Jaws it's one of the scariest movies ever.
• 49:51
  Speaker 10: But then I think it's because it's like that, like
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: it it was so what they did was pretty advanced
• 49:57
  Speaker 10: for the time, and it.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Put out the shower scene. Yeah.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this soundtrack was doing the heavy lifting too.
• 50:03
  Speaker 10: Of Apparently that long Legs movie is supposed to be horrifying.
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: What's that it's in theaters right now. Everyone's saying that
• 50:11
  Speaker 10: it's It's like, it's like super scary.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: I watched that movie host. Did I tell you guys
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: that everyone talked about this this movie host, it's a
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: movie that's entirely shot on Zoom meetings.
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: Ah, dude, those movies are so bad.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: It was not what I had hoped it would be.
• 50:33
  Speaker 10: Any movie that's shot on Zoom or like Skype or
• 50:37
  Speaker 10: like those ones where it's like the detective movie, but
• 50:39
  Speaker 10: it's just like from like the father's point of view
• 50:42
  Speaker 10: of him, just like.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: What was this email about? What did you write this?
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: Who was this email? Like? Those movies are all terrible.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I didn't like it very much, to be honest.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: Why do you watch it?
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Because someone really recommended it to me and it was
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: rated by some publication it's the scariest movie of twenty.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: Three or something New York Times.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Probably not. They're doing great, but I'll
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: tell you that it wasn't It wasn't good, and it
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: was very They were trying to be paranormal activity. Yeah,
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: that's what it was trying to be.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: I rewatched Moneyball on the plane to Austin.
• 51:21
  Speaker 10: Maybe one of my favorite It might be top three
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: favorite movies of all time for me.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. When he turns around because his daughter is singing
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: to him through the car and he's crying.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: No, The funniest, the funniest part of that movie to
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: me is when you see.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: That's in the movies, sass.
• 51:41
  Speaker 10: He doesn't cry a and he doesn't turn around because
• 51:44
  Speaker 10: of the song. He turns around because his daughter tells
• 51:46
  Speaker 10: him to turn around.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think you're right about that.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: I just watched the movie three days ago.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: I think Francis is right about this.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: He's not.
• 51:58
  Speaker 10: They play this all plays at the end of the movie.
• 52:02
  Speaker 10: The scene where he turns around. I'm pretty sure it's
• 52:04
  Speaker 10: a completely different scene.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: What's the song? I don't You're just too good to
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: be true? I can't keep my.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: Kind of town.
• 52:23
  Speaker 10: She's just doing Sinatra covers. It would be so funny.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: Oh my god. My favorite part of that movie is
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: when Jonah Hill still fat, raises his fat fist and
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: just yes, his fist is so fat in that fucking moment.
• 52:56
  Speaker 10: I'm a sucker for a good sports movie. I've been watching.
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: I've been watching all the net, the ESPN thirty for thirties,
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: they're good as well. I watched the Four Days in
• 53:04
  Speaker 10: October Red Sox. I watched the Cubs one where the
• 53:10
  Speaker 10: that dude catches the ball?
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Bartman. I watched the Duke lacrosse one.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Oh that's big.
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that one was pretty good.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: And uh, first.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that. Then I
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: started the the figure skating one.
• 53:30
  Speaker 10: What's her name, Tanya? Yeah as well? Yeah, I heard
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: I heard I haven't seen that movie.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: I really watch that, dude. My favorite piece of media
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: that my favorite piece of media that came out over
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: the last day or so was, uh, the dudes who
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: were sneaking into the Copa America through the ducks. Did
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: you guys see that?
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I did not.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: It was like swaths of Colombian dudes who were fucking
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: and breaking into the hard rock stadium in Miami, like
• 54:03
  Speaker 6: it was fucking Blue Streak, like it was Ocean's eleven,
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: like it was fucking no country for old men. They
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: were literally climbing in through the ducks, trying to fucking
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: access the stadium. Really, like, dude, it was so funny.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: There was like they were like lined up and there's
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: no security anywhere close to topping them.
• 54:24
  Speaker 10: It seems like as a nation, we're really struggling security
• 54:27
  Speaker 10: wise right now.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Well that wasn't US. Where was that?
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: That was something Miami?
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that struggles some big ducks huge. I always
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: thought that if I had to sneak in anywhere via
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: the ducks, I'd have to like really you know, shimmy
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: a lot. But they were just fully.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: Climbing standing up.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen that. I gotta see I gotta check
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: that out.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Granted they're Colombian, so you know it's.
• 54:57
  Speaker 10: In their little tiny guys. I So I was in
• 55:01
  Speaker 10: I was in Austin and I did this.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: I did the Vulcan Vulcan Gas Company, and of course.
• 55:08
  Speaker 10: The shows were fun. It's not really a comedy club.
• 55:11
  Speaker 10: It's kind of just like a venue.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: And uh, there was a lot of problems leading up
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: to it.
• 55:18
  Speaker 10: They like they they canceled my show on Friday night,
• 55:23
  Speaker 10: my late show because they double booked me with edm
• 55:26
  Speaker 10: Night and like really like the day before and it
• 55:33
  Speaker 10: was very uh like the dude, like.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: They were all nice, Like everyone there is nice. They're
• 55:38
  Speaker 5: all nice guys, but they I think they just don't
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: know how to run a comedy, Like it's not comedy.
• 55:43
  Speaker 10: So they're like, it's like the show. We had one show,
• 55:48
  Speaker 10: seven thirty. It started late. I got there at like
• 55:51
  Speaker 10: seven twenty and there was a line out the door.
• 55:53
  Speaker 10: It was not even close. They hadn't even started seating.
• 55:55
  Speaker 10: So the show started late and I had Guardini and
• 56:00
  Speaker 10: Nate Marshall and Lamaire, but Lamaire didn't do that one
• 56:04
  Speaker 10: because there was not enough time. And and the owner
• 56:09
  Speaker 10: comes in like right after the show started, and he's like,
• 56:12
  Speaker 10: what time is this gonna end? And I was like
• 56:15
  Speaker 10: an hour and a half from now, like it just started,
• 56:18
  Speaker 10: and he was like, okay.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: We I was like, is there a hard out?
• 56:22
  Speaker 10: And he was like, yeah, there's a hard out, a
• 56:24
  Speaker 10: very hard out at nine And I'm okay, well, that's that's.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: An hour from now. That's one hour from now, so
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: that's not gonna work at all. And he's like all right.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: He's like did no one He's like, has no one
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: told you? Like what's going on? And I was like,
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I know, there's I know there's a
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: show after this, and he's like, it's DM Night.
• 56:44
  Speaker 10: He's like, DM Night is after this. He's like, we
• 56:48
  Speaker 10: just got DM night back. We lost DM night because
• 56:51
  Speaker 10: of comedians going over their showtime and they didn't want
• 56:54
  Speaker 10: to work with us anymore. We just got EDM Night back.
• 56:56
  Speaker 10: If you go over, we're gonna lose DM night again.
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: We can't lose was DM night again?
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And I was like, well, listen, that's on your sass.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, let's be honest. The EDM community is an
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: incredibly punctual crowd. Dude.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: I was talking to Chris O'Connor about it.
• 57:12
  Speaker 10: He was like, he's like, does DM night really care
• 57:15
  Speaker 10: about starting their set like thirty minutes late? Like it,
• 57:19
  Speaker 10: don't they go until seven am? When those guys be
• 57:22
  Speaker 10: like one of those guys we thrilled about having to
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: go thirty minutes shorter?
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: Or do they have like it?
• 57:27
  Speaker 10: We always we were saying, We're like, do you think
• 57:28
  Speaker 10: you have like a designated set where they're like, yeah,
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: I guess I'm gonna have to go short. I guess
• 57:32
  Speaker 10: we'll just skip over who Let the Dogs Out?
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Ye? Back in my DM days, the getting there early
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: was the best part. I love to watch them plug
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: in the oh yeaters and you know, h do sound.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: Check standing place? You gotta get up in the front.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when you that's when you see what's under
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: the hood and and all the you know know kind
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: of wiring and take your drugs. Yeah, exactly.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So we did not go over. We saved em
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Night lives on forever.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Because you did a twenty minute set.
• 58:17
  Speaker 10: No, I had to Guardini go short and then I
• 58:19
  Speaker 10: did like forty five.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: Texting me about this, I was at this stage dying laughing.
• 58:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well I was pretty pissed off about it. I
• 58:31
  Speaker 10: don't want to say I don't. I don't want to
• 58:32
  Speaker 10: get too nasty about Vulcan because they are nice people
• 58:34
  Speaker 10: over there. But it was kind of a shit show.
• 58:37
  Speaker 10: But the Saturday shows were awesome. That was it was
• 58:40
  Speaker 10: super fun. I went to the mother Ship both nights,
• 58:45
  Speaker 10: which was scary as fuck.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Did you perform?
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: No?
• 58:49
  Speaker 10: No, I went and hung out because I mean, my
• 58:53
  Speaker 10: shows didn't end till late, and it's like, dude, it's
• 58:58
  Speaker 10: intense there. The Saturday night, we were just hanging out
• 59:02
  Speaker 10: at the bar and I was having a blast, and
• 59:05
  Speaker 10: I was like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Where's
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: the bathroom? And I go to the I didn't realize
• 59:08
  Speaker 10: going to the bathroom was gonna be like a whole thing.
• 59:12
  Speaker 10: I go to the bathroom, I come back. I had
• 59:14
  Speaker 10: to go through like six levels of security just to
• 59:16
  Speaker 10: get back into the bar, like armed like dudes with
• 59:18
  Speaker 10: like pistols being.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: Like whoaha, whoa were you already in there? Just to
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: get into the bar.
• 59:24
  Speaker 10: I was like yeah, and then I got in and
• 59:26
  Speaker 10: then another dude.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Was like were you in here before? It was very intense,
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: but it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. Place. Yeah, it's special, man,
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: it's special out there. It's different.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, the ship that Hinchcliff built out there,
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: it's fucking incredible.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: It's different.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: It's a legend for that. Did you have any chance
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: encounters with any comedians that are household names to the
• 59:50
  Speaker 6: comedy community.
• 59:52
  Speaker 10: No, I think all those big guys go on the
• 59:55
  Speaker 10: road on the weekend. So it was just I just
• 59:56
  Speaker 10: hung out with uh, Nate Lemaire, Guardinian, Chris O'Connor the
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: whole time.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: But it was fun. It was nice to see everybody.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: I had a blast. It was hot as fuck.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: Did you get some soccers?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 10: No, I got a burrito bowl. I got a burrito
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 10: bowl that so I landed. I actually had delays landing too.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 10: We had to sit on the fucking tarmac for an
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 10: hour and a half. But I landed, and.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Uh and I I did this on purpose because I
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: was like, I landed, I wanted to uber eat myself
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: some food because I didn't have a lot of time,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: and I was gonna get Chipotle and then I was
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: like everyone, you guys always shit on me for not
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: trying like the local food, So I was like, let
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: me get like a local burrito bowl like something like
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: like it's Austin.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 10: They have yeah they have Yeah, they have great Mexican food.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 10: Let me get like a traditional Austin burrito bowl.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: Dude. It was the worst burrito.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 10: Bowl I've ever had in Chipotle was is miles better
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 10: than the place.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: It was like diced chicken.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: You got it. You gotta do some research.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: Bo bowls are not traditional. There's nothing like that's like
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: being like I needed a traditional keen was.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 10: I thought I was gonna get out least some good
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 10: toyota gado poyo de goyo carne asada.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Dude, nobody's ever been like Austin, Texas, the city of
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: burrito bowls.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 10: I think everyone thinks of all Texas. It's like they
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 10: have good they have good Mexican food.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sure, but you know you gotta like do a
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: little research.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: Do you ever research bowl?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: No, I don't research.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 10: I was hungry and I saw Chipotle, and then I
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 10: saw some other place right below it, and I clicked
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 10: on their menu and they were like John's tradition, like
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 10: John's legendary burrito bowl. And I was like, well, that's
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 10: got to be pretty good. It might hurt my stomach,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 10: but it's got to be pretty good. Fucking guacamole was.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: Like brown, It was awful.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 10: It had like salad bar chicken like just those like
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 10: little perfect cubes of chicken.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: This is fucking disgusting. And I'm not picky about food
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: Yes, you are broach kids. You need your fucking Domino's
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: pizza in your ear?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: No, all you whatever is out in front of me.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: I don't give a goddamn I don't give a rats ass,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: But here you.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: Are bitching about the burrito exactly.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: The go to swear. Swear I'll have to check out.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 10: I I got upgraded to first class on Delta, my
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 10: favorite airline, on the way there, and I had a
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 10: Southwest Chicken Bowl that was miles better than the burrito
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: bowl that I got in Austin.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Understood.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, be real, guys, be real, let's get honest.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, burrito bowl was not the order. I've recently
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: noticed that every time I get a burrito bowl, I
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: am unsatisfied because what I really want is a burrito.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: I like, I'll I'll have a burrito and then I'll
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: get like a bag of tortilla chips, Like I'll like
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: that's that's the tortilla. Like, it's right there, it's just crispy.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: I'm not saving myself from the tortilla. I might as
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: well just have the tortilla wrapped up and just fucking
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: be the fat piece of shit that I am.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 10: I'm not a huge Brita bowl because every time I
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 10: get a Brita bowl, I'm like, well, what I really
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 10: wanted to hear was a grain bowl one of francis Is,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 10: one of Francis's legendary grain bowls.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Listen, there's not enough sass. I gotta feed a lot
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: of these birds in the bush.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 10: When I got a burrito bowl, I'm eating it. I'm going, hmm,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 10: not nearly enough bird seed in this Yeah, bird seed
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 10: where all of the raw sunflower seeds.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, listen, I'll tell you this. You know what
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: I've started doing when I get burritos, Guys, I take
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: the excess flap, the final fold because there's so much
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: there that is redundant packet and redundant casing of the burrito,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: and I probably rip maybe two full inches of tortilla
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: off and then I eat it, and I'll tell you
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: it does get dicey because you no longer have coverage.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: But it is very much that I am circumcising the tortilla,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: and I get a perfect tortilla to in'ards ratio, and
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: it makes it skinny. It makes me feel better about myself.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, been there. You want to watch those carbs, Yeah,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: carbs of the devil.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: I do the same thing. I would do the same
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: thing rolling a bunt or rolling a joint. You rip
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 6: off the excess paper. You're putting a little bit less
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: paper in your lungs. Exactly the same ethos, same ethos, exactly.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 10: That's why I've switched over to just glass, strictly eliminating
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 10: all the paper. I'm more of just a bong guy
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 10: these days.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Francis gave me his.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: His old bong bongs away.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, passed, sit down. He said, this was my grandfather's,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: and then it was my father's, and then it was mine,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: and now it's yours.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: He smuggled it out of Auschwitz up his ass.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: So much resin.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 10: I've been taking just the I've been taking just the
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 10: fattest reven resin hits lately. Oh yeah, the ress because
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 10: I've been all out of I've been all out of flower,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 10: so I've just been just taking resin hits to the dome.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: Do you guys have a city?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 10: You guys have a flower guy that I can get
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 10: in contact with, because I've been running low on flower
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 10: and I'm not really a big oils guy.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Pretty dry landscape from Bud right now. Pretty dry.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: If everybody used to be dry, like in college, it
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: would be like, dude, State College is completely dry right now. Yeah,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: like they're waiting on it, like as if there's only
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: one person that brought all the weed into Penn State. Yeah,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: it was preposterous.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, Penn State's dry as hell. They're saying there's
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: a flaw at Villanova, though, me and my boys are.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 10: Gonna drive down people would Philly driving down to prop
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 10: fucking Noah's Ark down there.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: They did a whole episode of Entourage were like, allegedly
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: the entire city of Los Angeles was dry of weed.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: That would have been like two thousand and five, two
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: thousand and six.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: How does that happen? What is it like the cartel
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: just bought all of it or some ship.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: I mean it's just before weed was legal, so everything
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: everything was like But I just can't imagine a world
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: where Califa, anywhere in the state of California has ever
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: been dry of weed.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Well, they're shutting down all the smoke shops in New
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: York right now.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: They did.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: They're not yes, all of it, no way.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, dude, they're keeping because the smoke shop pops
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 10: up every five seconds.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but they're closing them down. Left and right.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 10: All the smoke shops around me gone, you go up
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 10: to them. They got the fucking wall, the doors boarded up.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: Is dry in New York right now?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: New York did.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 10: I went to a place recently to get jewel pods,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 10: like right by the train station by me and the
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 10: dude he goes you smoke weed?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: And I said, no, I do not, and he goes,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: you ever decide to start?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: He was like, he was like, you ever need anything?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: You come here.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 10: It's like, dude, I'm not buying, Like there's real dispensaries here.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 10: I'm not buying fucking Delta nine from you.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: His sketchy ass. Yeah, I mean your sketchy ass. Honestly,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: that you're attracting that kind of behavior that would never
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: happen to Francis.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: That never happened to Francis.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 10: It would happened to you for sure, and then you
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 10: would be over there like buying like whippets and fucking
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 10: oxy cotton.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I ever told you guys this
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: story one time back when I used to buy weed
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: from one of those like bicycle delivery services where they'd
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: unroll a yoga mat and there'd be forty eight different
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: pouches and it was so cool.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: They opened a pizza bag or like they'd come dressed
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: up as like a buffalo wild Wings delivery guy.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And I was like, I wanted to be
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: friends with them. But I had a guy that i'd
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: got his number, and one time he came and he
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: was really cool, and I bought some weed and then
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: he left, and then two hours later he I was
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: pretty high, and he came back and rang my doorbell
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: and I lived on the second floor of a walk
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: up and he goes I'm talking to him through the
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: intercom of the place, and he goes, hey, I think
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: I left my bicycle in your apartment. And I was like, no,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: you definitely didn't. And he was like, are you sure?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Can I just come up and take a look, And
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: I was like, are you fucking with me? Your bicycle,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: and I think he was just trying to Like I
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: got the vibe that he was like trying to find
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: a way back in, which made me think he was
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: gonna kill you. He was a bad, bad dude. Yeah,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: But I also was like, you never, you never. I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: think maybe he had brought his bicycle into the downstairs
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: like foyer and left it there because he didn't want
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: to chain it up, But to say that he had
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: brought it up to my apartment was insane, and I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: was like, this is too far fetched. And I was
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: also very high, so I was very suspicious and I
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: and I wouldn't let him up, and I wouldn't let
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: him up.
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  Speaker 5: Set You're like sorry, man, I.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: Just said sorry, I don't feel comfortable with that.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: And that was che check Facebook marketplace in two days.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: I'm selling it.
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  Speaker 3: It was a really weird exchange, and it was it
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: was uncomfortable.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, do you think that he thought did he like
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: leave weed there or something? And he thought like the
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: feds were listening, like when you text in code to
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 6: your wee guy like I'm gonna take two sides the.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Pizza bicycle for yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. It
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: felt too literal because he had ridden a bike.
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  Speaker 6: Those guys are airheads. Those guys. Multiple times dudes just
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 6: either I didn't pay and they just left, or like
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 6: they would take out the weed to show me what
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: they have and they would just like leave a ton
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: of it on the counter and be like, all right,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: I'm out of here. Yeah, look side to side and
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: just take it. They had no idea. I mean, it's
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: not like they have like some drug dealer like pimp
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: that they're going back to to fucking count the stash
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: or some ship like that. There's no accountability in the
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 6: weed man business. Boys. I gotta I gotta skin out them.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: I have a have a busy, busy Vegas day. But
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: uh good, such a such a pleasure talking to you, fellas, And.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 10: You know you should just start doing zoom for every episode. No,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 10: just going from this to Call of Duty actually ends.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 10: I already have ncuble A downloaded.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: It comes out in two hours.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: They had to pay eleven thousand athletes. Did you see
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: that in order to get the game going again.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 10: No, it's not surprising, though, I don't know. I'm not
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 10: sure how good it's gonna be. I mean, I never
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 10: I don't like Madden. But I liked the last NC
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 10: double A that I played when I.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: Was like thirteen.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: So we'll see.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: Good luck, good luck, send me, send me over those
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: audio files.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Well, I can I exit this? Can I exit the zoom? Yes?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: But do you know how to stop recording on the
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: audio file?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Talk to me?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 10: All right, I'll just FaceTime you, all right, Okay, we'll
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 10: see you, guys next to you. We'll see guys on Thursday.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: But