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That Left One Really Is A Bit Lower | Wednesday October 15, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: with us today. Everyone brace yourselves.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: An Ohio woman is wanted for allegedly cutting open her
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend's ball sack. Yeah, this story is gruesome enough on
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  Speaker 2: its own, but leave it to TMZ's writers to make
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  Speaker 2: this story even worse. The headline on TMZ Ohio woman
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  Speaker 2: nutsack attack, she came, she saw, she sliced. That's just
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  Speaker 2: the headline. Now for the body break in balls out.
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  Speaker 2: An Ohio woman is the target of a police WOA
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  Speaker 2: man hunt after a ballsy break in at her boyfriend's
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  Speaker 2: home where she sliced open his nutsack. According to police,
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  Speaker 2: authorities have issued an arrest warrant for accused scrutum slasher,
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  Speaker 2: Jannita Hoopings, after the forty five year old woman allegedly
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  Speaker 2: kicked in the front door of her boyfriend's Toledo home
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  Speaker 2: and barged inside to perform her amateur surgery on him
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  Speaker 2: with a sharp object. And get this, cop say, Hopings
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  Speaker 2: cut her boyfriends so badly? How bad was it that
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  Speaker 2: one of his nuts was fully exposed, requiring treatment at
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  Speaker 2: a local hospital. Yikes, with the exception of me throwing
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  Speaker 2: in the how bad was it? All of that was
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  Speaker 2: verbatim from TMZ dot com. How they haven't when a
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  Speaker 2: pulitzer yet is beyond me.
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  Speaker 4: I have two friends that work there. I know why
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  Speaker 4: they have it.
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  Speaker 2: Are they in line after Trump's Nobel Peace price?
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  Speaker 5: They're both standup comics, So that's where this is coming from.
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  Speaker 2: There you go back to the story. Hopings has been
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  Speaker 2: charged with felonious assault where the victim was seriously harmed
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  Speaker 2: and aggravated burglary. Good at least the burglary was also
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  Speaker 2: aggravated Worth noting a mugshot from a previous arrest is
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  Speaker 2: floating around. We've used it before, and we're told, and
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  Speaker 2: we're told Toledo police are currently still searching for her.
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  Speaker 2: The balls are in the cops court now because it's
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  Speaker 2: up to them to find this alleged testicle terror terror
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  Speaker 2: t E A R E R.
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  Speaker 1: I just still like the fact that they said it
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  Speaker 1: was so bad that one of his testicles was fully exposed,
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  Speaker 1: requiring medical attention.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would hope. So you know what I think.
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  Speaker 2: I think he just rubbed some dirt on.
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  Speaker 3: It before or go the super glue route.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm not a religious man, but I'd start praying
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  Speaker 2: right then, hard, dear sweet baby Jesus. I'd even pray
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  Speaker 2: to Raj's God's I'd find I'd find the nearest rug
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  Speaker 2: and I'd start praying to the East.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not Muslim, but okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying I'm hitting all their religions. Oh gotcha, I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna get all two hundred and eighty seven.
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  Speaker 2: If you're Hindu gods, I'm gonna start with them because
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  Speaker 2: strengthen numbers. Then I'll uh, I mean, my first one's
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  Speaker 2: got to be you know, to Jesus, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: then then the two hundred and eighty seven of your gods,
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  Speaker 2: which by the way, Jesus is one of uh and
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  Speaker 2: then go to Allah. So I'll be praying on the
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  Speaker 2: rug for that pretty hard. And then while I'm doing that,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be growing out of fierce beard. Who else can
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  Speaker 2: I do? I'll ask for Satan self at that point too.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm gonna hit all of them.
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  Speaker 3: It could take you to scientology. Were screwed? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: know what?
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  Speaker 2: It might be the first time I opened the door
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  Speaker 2: for Jehovah's Witness. Please come on all out my ball out.
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  Speaker 2: I could really your timing couldn't be better. Please, I
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  Speaker 2: need your help. Please at least tell me you've got
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  Speaker 2: What are your pamphlets?
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  Speaker 3: That's the only time with Jehovah's Witness won't come in. No,
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  Speaker 3: what's the Watchtower say about this?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What page is that on? I don't have time
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  Speaker 2: for the table of contents? What pages is the ballsack?
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  Speaker 2: Nightmare on? To help me? I swear to God, I
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  Speaker 2: won't celebrate any more birthdays if you fix this.
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  Speaker 5: I just wanted to talk to you about the Lord.
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  Speaker 5: But you're clearly bleeding out. So we're gonna go ahead
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  Speaker 5: and got.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you go this is the perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now, what you wouldn't want is a Mormon coming
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  Speaker 1: to your door because they'd be on a bicycle and
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  Speaker 1: they have really no help to you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true there at that point.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean you'd have to watch you you're
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  Speaker 1: dangling down there with the spokes and chains and everything.
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  Speaker 5: You don't you don't want to handle ball ride to
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  Speaker 5: the emergency room now with a ball out exposed nuts.
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  Speaker 5: You don't want bunny pegs, those Mormon dicks, they're like
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  Speaker 5: your atheist balls.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious, though. Man, if you slice open, you slice
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  Speaker 2: open a man's nutsack, he will and I will do
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  Speaker 2: everything and ask everyone I can for help. I am.
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  Speaker 2: I am open to all comers. That's a poorly chosen word,
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  Speaker 2: but I would. I might even be open to that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm surprised she got away, like if that was like
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  Speaker 5: how he didn't just immediately respond?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think he did. And that's the problem. When
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  Speaker 2: you get your nutsacks sliced open so bad a testicle's
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  Speaker 2: popping out going, I don't think you even have your
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  Speaker 2: wits about you to call nine one one. I think
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  Speaker 2: people just hear the sounds of your screaming and the
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  Speaker 2: police just come. Wasn't even needed in this situation?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess not. That's wild. How sound of a
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  Speaker 3: sleeper was he? How god goddamn equal.
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  Speaker 2: I went to bed with a cold.
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  Speaker 5: You're sniffling, sneezing, achey head, cut your balls off medicine.
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  Speaker 2: He wakes up. It's like, what are the side effects
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  Speaker 2: of this stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Jesus, I slept like a baby, but my ball's hurt.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe if I drink more of this it'll help. That's
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  Speaker 2: what I'd be doing. I'd probably I'd I'd drink all
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  Speaker 2: the all this equal I could after seeing what's been
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  Speaker 2: done to me, I would drink everything I could get
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  Speaker 2: my hands on, and then hopefully, hope fully I live
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  Speaker 2: on the second or third or fiftieth floor, and then
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  Speaker 2: thrown myself out the window. Now, perhaps perhaps she was
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  Speaker 2: able to do this to him because maybe he thought
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  Speaker 2: this was something good that was about to happen, and
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  Speaker 2: she was waking him up and and that you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's your birthday kind of way, and instead, uh, something
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  Speaker 2: else happened.
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  Speaker 3: I've pissed off my fair share of women, and.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes you have.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, you know, I I feel like when you've
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  Speaker 1: gotten to the point where she's that mad, you would
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  Speaker 1: you would haven't you wouldnt know and know that you know, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she shouldn't be coming in your place, and and you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know dead bolt the number one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right because this type of woman that you
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  Speaker 2: have scorned so badly that one chain lock is not
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  Speaker 2: going to keep her out. She will laugh in the
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  Speaker 2: face of your teensy tiny chain lock.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's where you call the locksmith. You get things
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  Speaker 3: free keyed.
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  Speaker 5: You uh, fake your own death.
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  Speaker 2: Uh waitness to be terough, Yeah, but still change the locks,
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  Speaker 2: let her think you might still be there, and then leave.
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  Speaker 2: That's actually brilliant.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah a motel. Uh yeah, yeah, that's Uh. It just
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  Speaker 3: seems like a lot of poor decisions.
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  Speaker 1: Were made leading up to this, and uh, he should
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  Speaker 1: have known that he made her that mad.
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  Speaker 2: I do find an interesting tray that you're victim blaming
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  Speaker 2: a little bit here, a fellow man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you're gonna if you date crazy, then
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  Speaker 1: you have to take some accountability and know when you
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  Speaker 1: have pushed them to that point where they want to
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  Speaker 1: cut your balls off, and if so, you need to
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  Speaker 1: take preventive measures so your balls stay intact.
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  Speaker 5: Weren't they that crazy the whole time? They're just pretending
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  Speaker 5: to not be crazy. So I don't think you have
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  Speaker 5: to push them to any.
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  Speaker 1: No, because I mean you have to take some responsibility.
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  Speaker 1: Like I will admit I have an attraction to crazy,
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  Speaker 1: but then I am the secret sauce that makes them crazier.
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  Speaker 1: I unlock their full potential. I'm the Tony Robinson crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: When chicks doo fire walks around Trey ball sas just
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  Speaker 2: bors get kicked in. Yeah, No, they're not walking on coles.
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  Speaker 2: They're literally walking on fire and levitating. Yeah. Yeah, at
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  Speaker 2: Tray's events, there's no coal walking, it's just coal levitating
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  Speaker 2: over them. I will say, though, if they ever find
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  Speaker 2: this woman and then if she's ever let out a prison,
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  Speaker 2: she will have a beautiful career in the WWE as
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  Speaker 2: the nutsack nightmare. Yes, I would watch imagine that cage
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  Speaker 2: match like serious saying she's not wrestling the chicks.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she's not wrestling dudes because nobody's getting in the
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  Speaker 5: ring with that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, McMahon's are not going to give them an option
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  Speaker 2: they're just gonna throw them in. They're gonna throw them
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  Speaker 2: in the cage and throw away at the key and
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  Speaker 2: just see what happens.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like even the undertakers, like.
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  Speaker 1: She might really enjoy women's prison because I think she
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  Speaker 1: she would be popular.
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  Speaker 3: I mean she would.
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  Speaker 4: Immediately, Yeah, she would rule, move up in status. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she won't even eat the thermos. This is.
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  Speaker 2: to social media, this man recently set the world record
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  Speaker 2: for the longest continuous fart.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't bullimngos.
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  Speaker 2: Hey neil.
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  Speaker 3: By nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations for those that were not counting. That was roughly
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  Speaker 2: forty seconds. And again, according to social media, it's claimed
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  Speaker 2: that this man broke the world record for the longest
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  Speaker 2: continuous fart forty seconds. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: I hope they switched out Mike's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd hate to be the ventriloquist act coming up next.
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  Speaker 3: Did you get pink eye?
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  Speaker 2: The next person's a singer.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like there's some kind of performance enhancing something
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  Speaker 1: going on there.
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  Speaker 2: You might be onto something their trade, because that doesn't
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  Speaker 2: seem natural. I mean, I've had a few long ones
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  Speaker 2: and they've even surprised myself, but I don't think those
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  Speaker 2: necessarily went far into the double digits. I don't even
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  Speaker 2: know if they've ever even hit double digits. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you give you rip a good seven or eight second two,
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  Speaker 2: you might be thinking like, wow, what was that? But
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  Speaker 2: this guy went for a solid forty.
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  Speaker 1: I've ripped some long ones, but I didn't have an
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  Speaker 1: announcer and a microphone set up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of pressure, rookie. That really is
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  Speaker 2: the difference between a pro and an amateur.
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  Speaker 3: I will tell you I was at the it was
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  Speaker 3: a DFW. I was flying out.
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  Speaker 5: I went into the restroom to pee, and the guy
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  Speaker 5: that was in the ural like two down started to
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  Speaker 5: let it go.
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  Speaker 3: I finished peeing, he wasn't done.
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  Speaker 2: How long do you think it went ballpark.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it seemed like, well, it seemed like forever.
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  Speaker 2: Look, fart, I go a long fart always seems like forever.
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  Speaker 2: If it's not yours, Yeah, I would go at least
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  Speaker 2: thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 3: Easily.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then according to this, he might have a chance
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  Speaker 2: at that world record if he can, if he can
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  Speaker 2: top this guy's blast.
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  Speaker 4: I think he needed a doctor. Uh is what he needed.
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  Speaker 4: He needed to see somebody.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, maybe that's how some of these world
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  Speaker 2: records start, is you have a condition and before you
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  Speaker 2: get it fixed, you're like, hang on, let me grab
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  Speaker 2: my nearest Guinness Book of World Records and see if
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  Speaker 2: anyone's got a record for this, and if they do,
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  Speaker 2: can I break it? And if they don't, can I
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  Speaker 2: set it? So maybe that's what this guy did. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, before I get this fixed, let me go
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  Speaker 2: set a world record and then I'll get it fixed.
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  Speaker 2: That way, you get something out of it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't do you do you do you win anything?
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  Speaker 5: Except for the natural title? I don't think you get money.
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  Speaker 5: No to pay money to them, like for Guinness, like
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  Speaker 5: you have to pay like ten thousand dollars, you do.
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  Speaker 2: But I feel like in this instance, it would be
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  Speaker 2: or in some instances it would be an investment into
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  Speaker 2: your future. Because if you have a world record that
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  Speaker 2: people would want to see live and in person, then
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  Speaker 2: maybe you could do appearances, you could go on speaking tours,
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  Speaker 2: maybe get a maybe get a stay in Vegas for
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: you know, a few weeks at the sphere. I mean, Trey,
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  Speaker 2: you've been to the Sphere. Sure you saw Kenny Chesney,
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  Speaker 2: but imagine a forty second fart guy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, think of all the the graphics and
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  Speaker 3: things they could do make it really an immersive experience.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe even do the maybe do a satellite show at
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  Speaker 2: the Cosm in Dallas. But just imagine what the Sphere
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  Speaker 2: would look like in Las Vegas in the skyline when
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  Speaker 2: he's in residency as you drive up, just imagine what
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  Speaker 2: the photos would look like advertising his residency at Basically,
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna be a big it's gonna be a big
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  Speaker 2: rectum right just right there in the middle of Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sponsored by Coli guard.
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  Speaker 2: Beno once in just out of the irony for it,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, especially after the story yesterday with the guy
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  Speaker 1: had you know, the thermis stuffed up his butt. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe this guy has like, you know, a
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  Speaker 1: phone call. I was not saying, you know, some kind
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  Speaker 1: of like balloon animal so or maybe maybe.
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  Speaker 3: A clown car.
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  Speaker 2: He may have a whole circus in there. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you know, so you mentioned at the beginning that what
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  Speaker 2: if there's a performance enhancing element to this? What if
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  Speaker 2: he actually did have some type of device in his butt,
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  Speaker 2: like a balloon that he activates, or like one of
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  Speaker 2: those fart noise makers that Leslie Nielsen used to take
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  Speaker 2: on the late night shows and see if anyone would
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  Speaker 2: call him out on it where he hit the little
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  Speaker 2: button and he'd too, you know, sitting next to Johnny
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  Speaker 2: Carson or something. So, in other words, someone's gonna have
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  Speaker 2: to inspect this guy afterwards to make sure that it's
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  Speaker 2: a valid world record. Yeah, and you know, how do
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  Speaker 2: you do that?
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  Speaker 3: Do you take him to jail and have him X ray?
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  Speaker 2: I mean maybe not jail, because I feel like if
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  Speaker 3: I just laugh if someone did that to me, I
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  Speaker 4: To you, especially what she told you her father's Ace, and.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: But she's I mean, she's driving a porch, she's driving
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  Speaker 5: a Mercedes, so I guess it's a lucrative business for her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems to be.
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  Speaker 4: Men seem to want to be burglarized.
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  Speaker 3: Is that the word by this lady?
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  Speaker 2: Single? Old men will do a lot of things for love.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I'm shocked by, is that she's taken
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  Speaker 1: to the point of burglary because quite frankly, she could
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  Speaker 1: probably find men would just give it to her.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right, And she didn't even have to
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  Speaker 2: technically challenged. Maybe maybe she isn't good with Wi Fi
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  Speaker 2: or something. That's why she's going old school.
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  Speaker 1: I could give her the names of five bars in
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  Speaker 1: town where she could go and and and just absolutely
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  Speaker 1: clean up and with no criminal charges.
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  Speaker 4: I can name four strip clubs or she could do
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  Speaker 4: that too well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, either way, both of those are legal and
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  Speaker 2: require a lot less effort than setting up an online profile.
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  Speaker 2: So actually, now that I say that, I guess, I
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  Speaker 2: guess you couldn't be completely technologically, you know, stunted, because
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: she's able to set up, you know, a profile on
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  Speaker 2: an app and then lure a man out of his house.
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  Speaker 2: Then she goes in and robs it. Yeah, this is silly.
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  Speaker 2: She needs a mentor, she needs someone. It's like, you
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  Speaker 2: don't need to go this route. There's so much easier
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  Speaker 2: and legal ways to rip men off.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe the men are claiming to be Burglar
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  Speaker 3: Eyes because her last name is really.
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  Speaker 4: Finkle or Einhorn.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: I think we cracked the case.
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  Speaker 3: With bulging evidence.
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  Speaker 2: I really think that's it. I think I think that's
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