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The Funniest Sausage Story You'll Ever Hear! · Tigs Bits Podcast

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Yes, Sir. Yes, Sir.
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Yes, Sir. Do it on the line.
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Do it on the line. Do it on the line, the floor.
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Bama Blasey, it is fantastic to see you.
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Good to see you too, man, to see you Jr. son.
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This is a strange son here joining us, RJ just.
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Turned 21 guys, I had my first beer.
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I gave you this. I gave you a koozie, says Bubba.
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Army. I don't know whose army I'm in,
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but must be fun. We'll explain the whole thing
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all starts with a sex tape, all right?
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What's up, gentlemen? Sorry if anybody's listening and
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not watching. I guess you'll be able to do
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that at some point because this is live here on Tigs Bits.
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Tigs bits, Everybody loves Tigs bits.
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Boys were ribbing me a little bit before we came on because I,
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I popped in, you know, 30 seconds to Showtime per usual.
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And I'm clean shaven today, which is not the norm usually
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for me over the past decade or so.
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But I had a dermatologist appointment for all clarity
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here. I had a dermatologist
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appointment today in Pensacola and I wanted to make sure she
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could see everything and make sure I don't have anything she
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she couldn't see through my Gray beard.
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So I went clean shaven today and actually got the band Band-Aid
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on now had to get a little biopsy done on a piece of my
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cheek. Had to get several things froze
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off my face. I, I made sure to tell them
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today, I would make APSA on this world class award-winning
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podcast known as Tigs bits tonight, that if you're fair
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skinned, even if you're not fair skinned and you're going to be
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out in the sun a lot, protect yourself as much as you can.
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If you got the good, a lot of it goes down to your jeans.
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Blaze's got those good jeans where he'll get dark, you know,
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and I, I don't have that. I'll get red.
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When you're young, you can fend it off and then eventually you
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start having some issues. And if you do, it's not the end
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of the world. You just need to stay on top of
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it. So if you get a lot of fun in
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the sun, just be leery of that. It got, you know, unfortunately,
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that's what got Buffett this past year.
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And I, I hope that was an eye opener for a lot of people that
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don't realize the long term effects.
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You know, when you're young, you layout, you look good, you tan,
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you think you do whatever the time you get old is problems.
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So just just moderation guys and gals, take care of yourselves
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and just check in every now and then, especially once you get on
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up middle age like us guys. But but that's the that's the
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explanation for the face there. But I didn't want to get that
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PSA out on the top of the show here.
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We all live. We live in the sunny South.
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And you know, I grew up working outside and they tell me now
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even wearing hats like I do sunscreen, sunglasses, the long
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clothes, the SPF clothing, it's really not going to help my
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condition at this point. This is damage done for when I
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was a kid. So yeah.
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I am. My time will be.
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Coming from all that time that I spent on the water, on the beach
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and all that stuff. But look, I mean, you, you
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mentioned that award-winning All That you know that we are the
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fastest growing independent podcast in the South.
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Wow, that's bad. Trains blow the whistle.
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That's exactly right. So yeah, that wouldn't be.
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All right, blow the whistle. Find folks at props are are
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exiting like Oh my God there's a fire.
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You know, it's funny, it's so quiet in here that they probably
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didn't even hear. It they, they, they probably
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didn't know. You're exactly right.
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You're exactly right. Well, look, we got a crowd in
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here with us tonight. So what's?
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Up everybody. Usual suspects.
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Paul Rogers is in here. He saw that we were going live
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earlier. Miss Stacy also saw that we were
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going live. Texas Hillbilly is in the house.
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The House Texas Hillbilly. Bubba.
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Fan. 69 is in the house. Always lurking around in the
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bushes. Our man Timothy Fitzpatrick is
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back. What is happening?
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Where's Timothy at Timothy's in some strange location right far,
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far away. Is it either Baltimore or
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Canada? I think it's Baltimore.
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Is it Canada? Yeah, that somewhere.
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It's one of the two. We're learning.
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Bear with us, Timothy. Definitely recognize you, Mortar
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and happy that you're back. Mortar is in the house.
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Mortar is in the house. Trey Smith.
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Tray in the house. Shannon's butcher block is in
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the house I'm. Going to have to block them
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because I can't look at that content they put out.
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It makes me so hungry every time I stop on their page.
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I mean that with the new y'all got to talk about the sausage
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today. Y'all got me fired up wanting
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sausage earlier today. I, I, I had to send that to the
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boys. Shannon, I, I saw it when we
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talked about it on here. Shannon pops in here and there
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and and it's at Kelly's Sausage. And you can now get that at
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Shannon's butcher block in Many LA, home of the best barbecue in
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Louisiana, by the way. Just, oh man, I've heard all
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about it. I think we can get up there and
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check it out. I'm so glad.
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That feels so good because I grew up, I was born in Elba, you
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know, and so Kelly's sausage was just a staple growing up.
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And I said the big difference between Kelly's and Connect.
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Connect has just done a much better job of marketing and
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distributing their product than Kelly's has.
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It's not that Kelly's it's just hard to get.
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And so now that he's got both the baby link, it looks like,
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and he's got that Dang jalapeno cheese, which is just extra
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special. Like Connecticut don't even have
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that to compete with it. So it's that that's that feels
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good. Tell you a funny quick story on
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Kelly sausage. So so Mr. Kelly out of the
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Country Club Melville was a small 9 hole golf course.
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Say Country Club was a little cinder block building and go in
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there play poker on a Friday night, Saturday night, got a
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small bar. Everybody has a good time.
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He was always in there playing poker.
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And this was just a few years ago.
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And I, I love Mr. Kelly. I'd always try to sit next to
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him and just chat with him. He was just so cool.
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He sold that place for like $70 million.
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So don't feel bad for Mr. Kelly or his family at all.
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So they've done well, but he died.
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And then they did a memorial at the Country Club and this guy
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named Billy Bimbo stood up and was giving a little speech,
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talking about Mr. Kelly and everything.
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And he was trying to make a point.
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And he got a little off track and he said, the guys, I'm going
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to tell you something. He said Mr. Kelly has put his
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sausage in more mouths than you could ever imagine.
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And I was like, oh, wait. Everybody was like, yeah.
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He go, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on.
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I did not mean to say that. I did not mean to say that.
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What I'm trying to say is I swear he got all, he was all
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red. Everything he said, I'm just
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what I'm trying to say is, you know, the amount of sausage that
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he's put in people's mouths. I mean, he could not.
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He could not get it right. He just you know what?
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I'm done. I'm done.
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I'm shutting it down. Miss Kelly, we love you.
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Oh man, that is fan but Kelly. Sausage is phenomenal, yeah.
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That's amazing. It happens.
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You got something great, you think it's going to just nail
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it, and then when it comes out you're like, whoa, what it think
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about that? Whoops.
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He just wanted to say everybody's had Mr. Kelly
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sausage. There's no way to there's no way
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to lay that one out. Unbelievable.
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Shannon says that he has the large rope smoked sausage too.
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So. It's just as good.
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It's just as good. Baby link, large rope, all that.
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It's Kelly sausage. Dude is that is that Kelly any
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akin to Cowboy Bob Kelly, famous wrestler from Dothan?
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No, I don't know. There could be.
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There could be a link there. There could be a link.
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Could be a link, a link, a sausage.
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It could be we have opened the door.
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Well, that baby we. Have opened the door, ladies and
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gentlemen, ladies to. Costika in.
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The house, Yeah, Thank you for Yep, the latest.
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I saw the donation come through the day.
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Thanks for the content on the. Yeah, yes.
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Sir, him. Brandon O'Neill.
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Sean Massey. Dude, thank you all so much.
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We appreciate it. We forgot.
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We did this live, this kind of just happened this morning of
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like hey boys, y'all, we'll just go live tonight and we normally
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record our Bubba show. This ain't a Bubba show.
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This is just us hanging out with you guys.
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So jump into the chat. We don't have a huge agenda
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tonight. Bring some questions, some
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comments, some topics. We'll bounce all over and we'll
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go. We'll unnecessarily lead away
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from your your topics and talk about our own bull crap, but
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it's worth a shot. Hell yeah.
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It's worth a shot. Mortar says that he's sorry he's
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missed a few live shows. Life happened.
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We get it. Hell yeah, we get it, brother.
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Oh yeah, you're here more. This is the first time I've been
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home in two weeks. I've kind of held the boys at
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ransom because I've been gone and I've got a short turn around
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this week too. So I totally get it, brother.
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But we're going to make sure to pump this content, have these
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shows because it's it's too much going on not to comment on And
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hell, if if we go too long, I I get to missing you boys.
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I know I shouldn't say that in public probably, but I miss
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doing the podcast. I enjoy getting getting the wrap
8:56
catch up because a lot of times I'm so busy and we all are with
8:59
different things that you miss things.
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So at least on the show, maybe we can all catch each other.
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And we do. Sometimes that's exactly what
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I'm for. And sometimes we're here,
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sometimes we're not. We appreciate y'all when you do
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TuneIn when you can. I get it, man.
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So don't don't feel bad. We, we appreciate you.
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We'll be in the water's fine. My best Everybody loves Tigs.
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Everybody loves Tigs. We'll always be here.
9:22
One of my best friends, my best friend Johnny Ergonomics, who he
9:28
sent, he has sent some stuff. None of it is like, well, I
9:32
haven't figured out a way for us to put it.
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He understands. It's just like Johnny, that is
9:37
fantastic for me. But I don't know if they, I
9:40
don't know if this one's going to work, but we've got stuff in
9:44
the in the works, man. It's just I don't know where I
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was going with that. No, it's just.
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He he plays. Some cool stuff, like he put
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some very. Yeah, interesting, interesting.
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You know, I mean, you got to sit there and stay dialed in.
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You're listening. It's like I like to go out in
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the shed, the studio, and I'll go away from my chair.
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I'm normally sitting in. I got that damn crazy hammock
10:04
swing and I'll sit over and kick my feet up, put on that Johnny
10:07
Ergonomics on my speaker in there and just sit there.
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Just vibe out to the whole deal and think about what we going to
10:14
do next. That's my background music.
10:16
And you have to listen multiple times to really understand.
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And then it paints a picture. You're like, Oh my God, this is
10:23
insane. We do that kind of stuff.
10:25
It's we're nuts like that. But he does the same thing.
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He tells me he's like, I just, you know, watched a show that we
10:33
did two months ago. And it's like, yeah, OK, cool.
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I love it. I just watch.
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I don't care when you watch it. Just watch the show if you that
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helps like it hit that like button every time that you
10:45
watch. She shows all that stuff helps
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Our numbers are getting good blasey.
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I know, man, we still got a little ways to go.
10:52
You're sharing that data and it's a great trend.
10:55
You're figuring some things out some.
10:57
It's crazy how the the same content that we have just edited
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a certain way, how a big of a difference it it can make out
11:05
there, you know, and and I'm seeing it.
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I'm a full believer because at first I was like, yeah, I hear
11:09
you. I understand a good piece, but
11:10
like, I don't know about all that.
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And you're you're proving me to be a a true believer here.
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I'll say that it's crazy. It's.
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You know it. We'll see.
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We'll see if it'll continue. I do believe that it will.
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We've got some amazing content that we've done over the last
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year. So I'm going back through some
11:28
of that and remastering it, if you will, putting it in our quad
11:32
box or try box or whatever we have with whoever the guest is
11:36
or whatever. Like for instance, I just
11:38
remastered Marty going back through there, found a couple of
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clips. I haven't, I haven't made a clip
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yet, but in that show, like that's the thing, going back and
11:48
listening to it, what a great show.
11:50
Number one, that was freaking unbelievable.
11:52
He's unbelievable. But just going back and hearing
11:55
it, we talked about Wagon Wheel and you know that song and an
12:02
Old Crow medicine show and then all this, that the covers and
12:05
all that. And then and it's a Bob Dylan
12:08
tune. I forgot that we that never made
12:10
it and it's a clip and anything whenever I originally did all
12:14
that stuff. That's a clip, baby.
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That one's just watch. I'm going to make that one I'm
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calling my shot. That one's going to pop.
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That's going to be a good one. Yeah.
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And him and him meeting church and, and and the whole deal, how
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he got into all that. You know, I mean, it's just a
12:27
timing and all that. Just great story.
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You know, that's what a lot of times on here we end up getting.
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We do a lot of BS ING because as we say, it's like we're US 3
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sitting at a bar somewhere in the South just catching up.
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But when you get on here and you get loose like that, that's
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where the good stories come from is where you get the deep
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stories and and the good behind the scenes.
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Real, true. Not media questions,
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preconceived question and answer type stuff, you know what I
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mean? I think that's a great thing
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about podcasting format. And like you were saying a
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minute ago about missing episodes, I do that with, I
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probably have 20 different podcasts that are on cue in my
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podcast app and I may miss not listen to one of them for a
13:06
month or so and then go back and hear four up the list of 6/8
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hours worth of one in a weekend, you know, and.
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Just catch up there. Yeah, No, no, I totally get it.
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That's the same way with even even with Bubba show.
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There's like the last two weeks just in the mornings, man.
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I've been busy. I've been going, I've been
13:21
traveling and doing this, getting up, having to do this
13:23
outside. I've missed a lot of it.
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But you know what? I've dialed right back in.
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It'll be like days of our lives back in the day with John and
13:28
Marlena. It don't take long to catch back
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up, you know what I mean? Like you've been out for a year
13:33
and you get a couple little quick kickers and somebody tell
13:36
you a couple of quick updates. You start watching, you're
13:38
dialed right back in. You know, right?
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Right. Yeah.
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Bubba fan he he said he asked that did we did.
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Did you listen to Bubba today? I have not.
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I'm in the same boat. I haven't I haven't heard a
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whole lot. I'm so I'm behind on all of the
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podcasts like Guarantee y'all know more than me but I've been
13:56
deep in the lab making content so be fair.
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But now just been goofing off. I listen to half of the get it
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blacy let. Me get a little alpha right now
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just to you know what I mean, That smell of vision things off.
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It always gets the sense it's flowing.
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It's like smelling salts or something.
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It's television going for the audience, me and Alex.
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Stein both had that at our at our arms reach last night.
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That was so funny when I was. On this Oh that was that was
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hilarious yeah I don't have that video on here but y'all have to
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go check it out on on Twitter Blasey go go see his his video
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of him on Alex Stein last night and them talking about that fine
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product of. Alpha I.
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Listen to I listen to half of Clement Kush cutting the grass.
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You know, right before we started this show, it was good.
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It was it was it was good. How could?
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It not be. Seth talking about how he left
14:46
his old job. They were thought, you know,
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they were talking some radio, radio stuff.
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It was good. They're all obviously, I guess
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everybody in the Army knows a lot of the cats that are
14:56
involved in the Bubba's army and Bubba's world down there are in
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the runnings for local awards, podcast of the year, the
15:05
barbershop of the year. I mean, all the local, like your
15:08
local magazine awards are all happening down there.
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And so if, if any of you guys see that on social media, go do
15:15
the click, go give them a, a like or a, a, a vote if you can.
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I know everybody would appreciate it if it's,
15:20
especially if it's some of your favorite characters from the the
15:22
bubble world. You know, I think Operation
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Pigmentations got a good strong shot at winning some awards.
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I saw several of the ladies are up for different things.
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I want to make sure we all vote for them.
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So everybody help each other out on that stuff and stay tuned
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because I'm sure they're going to talk about it more.
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But I didn't listen to the whole thing, but I got about half and
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it was pretty good, you know? But Bubba.
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And then who did they call in Lummy's over?
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Always just taking care of business.
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I love Lummy. Lummy's becoming my new
15:47
favorite. Character Lummy's a machine
15:48
dude. Head down the man, he's like the
15:51
hedgehog and the whole bunch. You know what I mean?
15:54
Like you said, just driving forward all the noise does not
15:57
detract. From he's.
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He's just ready to go and like nothing throws him off kilter.
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He just keeps grinding, you know, I mean.
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And his voice is golden when he pops in.
16:05
It's a nice break between Bubba you.
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Know it's slightly different voice of reason, like, you know,
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like in a just the he's he's really kind of the center
16:16
center, you know, gravitational point of that thing and
16:20
everything. I don't mean I know Bubba, just
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Bubba show, but let me kind of keep things right there.
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He's the center of the spoke of the wheel.
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I mean he. Is.
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Yeah, take him out and. Hold that thing up.
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We gotta get out too at this point.
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At this point, Bubba's been famous for, you know, a quarter
16:35
of a century. So I mean, there's some things
16:37
that you just, you know, and you just don't don't bounce on your
16:40
radar when you, when you're a celebrity like that too.
16:43
Lummy still, you know, grinding it out on the on that ascension
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path where you're just soaking it all up and you're on point.
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Now, I'm not saying Bubba is not because Bubba's always on point.
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He's just ridiculous. But and they all are.
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They all are great. I love, I love the fact that
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Seth, Seth don't take no shit. You know, Lummy is the man you
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know, they they call in macho, macho grab the mic real quick if
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he needs to spit out something, if they if they need some info
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that he has, they don't have. You know, it's just everybody
17:09
leans on each other. I mean that's, you know, like
17:11
what we do here same thing taking their their little.
17:14
Stick, they got a talented crew right now, probably as good as
17:17
they've ever had. Like it is as good as anything
17:19
they've ever had before. Like they got they got a great
17:21
nucleus going there. So yeah, nothing but good things
17:25
coming from them. I'm just glad we're part.
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Of it, they did say the air conditioner's starting to fade
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on them a little bit. They're worried the AC unit
17:31
might be fading it's a little bit.
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Bubba said it was new when he got the studio 11 years ago.
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That's about all he gets about 10/12/15 years out of things.
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Top, you know. Unless you're lucky and, you
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know, keep up and he's like, unless you take real good care
17:44
of it, which I'm sure we probably haven't been.
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That egg's been. Running and that unit's probably
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20 grand, you know, for him. Yeah, it's a 5 ton commercial
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unit, I'm sure you know that's what he said.
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So yeah, and it's been chumming. They're not keeping it 81 in
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there. I'm sure they're placing crispy
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and they're placing crispy. It's great in there.
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Let me tell you this, if you think so.
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I'm very hot natured. It was never a moment where I
18:07
was sweating, is it? Even though I was drinking a lot
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of water, you know I. Was we know, we know you're
18:13
drinking a lot of water. No one missed that.
18:16
We'll go to the bathroom. First time man, first time for
18:19
everything. I kid.
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I kid if you'd have been. There you could have like dial
18:23
me in, like just grab the bottle from me.
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They won't even take my calls when I'm in town so I'm not
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famous enough to. Get in there.
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I don't understand that. Like I'm really baffled by that.
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Like. Like, like, like Mortar said
18:34
earlier, life gets in the way. I get it man.
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Everybody gets it. Totally does.
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It totally does Paul Rogers, he says.
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I love Tigs bits. You're all but all all my
18:44
buddies and appreciate you all. We appreciate you, my brother.
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I tell you, rainy Paul in Massachusetts, and we cracked
18:53
some cold beers one time, Paul. Paul's four prior.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, about five or six years ago.
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Good times. Hell yeah.
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That's awesome. Yeah.
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No, I like Paul. He's.
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One day we get to meet all. Too you guys in in person that
19:05
that's always in the chat, you know, that would be incredible.
19:09
Hey, maybe we have our own tarp tigs army something or I don't.
19:15
Know get some kind of gathering, huh?
19:17
That's exactly right. Yeah.
19:18
I think that we'll have what we've talked about it big ol
19:21
Bama, you know at some. Point in time, you know anybody
19:24
could make it. We don't have to get too
19:26
unbelievable simple. Shannon says that they sold out
19:30
early today, so he's been able to watch this from the start.
19:33
He usually has to catch up. That's awesome.
19:36
I'm not surprised that he sold out.
19:38
Dude sells out all the time. That's what happens when you
19:41
have a quality freaking product. So he just cooks until he sells
19:44
out and he leaves. Yeah, I mean, that's it.
19:47
That and we kind of talked about that whenever I interviewed him.
19:50
He knows how to buy, right. I mean, that's I mean that's the
19:53
name of the game at that point in time.
19:55
You got to buy the right amount, not too much, not too little.
20:00
And that's the way that a lot of those places in Texas do it too.
20:03
And, and, you know, and, and that's the way Franklin's does
20:07
it too, you know, you. Oh yeah.
20:09
They only have so much they can sell a day and then when they
20:12
sell out, they sell out. They have other options.
20:15
They just move on that. You can get, but like if you're
20:16
going for brisket, probably sells out pretty quick.
20:19
You better get that early in the day.
20:21
His Turkey probably need to get that early in the day.
20:24
If you want a smash burger, you probably get that throughout the
20:28
day. You know they don't sell out of
20:29
smash burgers. Pulled pork sandwich, something
20:32
like that. Exactly, exactly.
20:34
But but it makes sense. Bubba fans says that I know that
20:39
you probably know Billy Strings Jr. and I know Billy Strings.
20:44
I know that I love Billy Strings.
20:46
Fantastic, fantastic. I actually just turned JM on to
20:50
him this past weekend on the bus.
20:52
We had a long bus trip this weekend, so we sat up and listed
20:55
some music and I was hipping him to who Billy Strings.
20:58
We got on Billy Strings because I was showing him who Zach Topp
21:00
was. And if anybody's seen the clue
21:02
recently, Zach Top and Billy Strings.
21:04
Billy Strings are how to show out West together and they do an
21:07
encore thing and just tear the house down doing a bunch of
21:10
bluegrass standards, like a like a flat picking guitar off kind
21:14
of thing. It was fantastic.
21:16
But yes, Billy strings been been following him since that first
21:20
dust in the baggie video popped up.
21:21
And Manny, everything he puts out is gold.
21:23
He's a generational guy. He's he's I think it's in his
21:27
family. I think his dad was a player
21:29
too. But yeah, just a a fantastic
21:32
player. Good, good tunes, good angle of
21:34
music. A different lane than than
21:36
traditional. You know, the the traditional
21:39
lanes kind of a throwback in some ways, but modern.
21:42
It's jammy, but it's bluegrass. Y but it's rock, but it's kind
21:46
of folk. Wow.
21:46
It's it's it's own. Deal really good and.
21:49
The Zach top guy is a new country guy.
21:51
And my guy and I, he's unbelievable.
21:54
Yeah. He's good.
21:55
I can't wait to listen to it. I've got.
21:56
It, oh, you drive into Zach Top and I've got to give credit to,
22:00
I've got to give credit to my buddy Troon out there who turned
22:05
one of our group text threads on onto him.
22:09
And that dude's unbelievable. He rotated while I was at the
22:11
gym today. He just, he is now entrenched
22:15
into the random Spotify playlist of mine.
22:19
It's like it's 90s country. It's got that 90s country feel.
22:24
With a modern voice like Blazy, you're going to love this guy.
22:28
I say there's there's several young guys are in that category.
22:31
I would say right now for me, it's him, Zach Top, it's Jake
22:36
Worthington, it's Randall King. Oh yeah, love Randall King too.
22:41
Yeah, you turned me on to him a while back.
22:44
Drew Parker I mean, that's there's a ton more that I'm not,
22:49
I'm, I'm forgetting about right now.
22:51
I can tell you. And, and on the female side,
22:52
Ella Langley from South Montgomery County, Alabama just
22:55
put an album out last week and I voted for the CMA awards today
23:00
as being a long standing member. I I put my vote in today finally
23:03
and she's in a few categories for her song.
23:07
She's got out with Riley Green, You Look Like You Love Me and
23:11
her her as the new female artist of the year.
23:14
So Congrats to her on that. Great album too.
23:17
Great tunes from her. I saw Priscilla Block.
23:19
She did the show with us this past weekend.
23:22
I did she really. In Canada and Priscilla Block's
23:25
music's fantastic. She's a phenomenal writer and
23:27
singer, so check her out too. But all those young artists,
23:31
check them out. You got to get on the water.
23:32
He just. Like on the on on point then,
23:35
huh? Oh yeah, Oh yeah, I.
23:38
Love that song and I've I've listened to some because of
23:41
because of that song that opened her up to me too.
23:45
And yeah, I agree. She rocks, man.
23:47
She's fantastic. I love everything about her.
23:49
Y'all had her on the Justin Moore podcast, which was which
23:52
was awesome. She was a great interview.
23:54
Like it was just a fun interview to listen to.
23:56
She's cool. Yeah, how about that story of
23:58
her? She she was just walking down
24:00
the street about to quit her job and a car pulls up and says,
24:02
hey, I like that shirt. She's wearing a Taylor Swift
24:05
shirt looks up and it's Taylor Swift on the side just driving
24:08
down the road in Nashville one day.
24:10
That's her favorite artist, but she stops a.
24:12
Hey, nice shirt. You want to take a picture?
24:14
Hey, good to meet you. What are you doing?
24:15
She's like, I don't know, about to quit my job and move back
24:17
home. She said, I keep, you know,
24:19
something knocked. Don't quit yet.
24:20
Live your dream. Something random like that.
24:23
It just. Went it went It's meant to be.
24:25
It's meant to be, you know, our man Fontaine is in the house.
24:31
He listened to You have a little behind on the chat, folks.
24:35
I'm sorry about that. That's.
24:36
Fine, it's there y'all. BDL is in the house.
24:39
BDL is in the house. You can't ever say that, can
24:43
you? Blumble's defense lawyer.
24:46
It's a tongue twister, it really is.
24:48
So I just quit. Everybody else does BDL.
24:51
I'm going with BDL too. That's cool that.
24:54
Works I just got I just got some bad news guys.
24:58
What's that? I just got some man, this is a
25:02
tough day for me. Like I know like the vice
25:04
presidential thing is, is happening today and the
25:08
Democrats, you know, you know, Kamala Harris has has named her
25:12
VP candidate. Well, I also planned today to
25:14
announce my candidacy. I'm running for president of the
25:18
United States. So I'm definitely throwing my
25:21
we've been working in the on this on the back end.
25:23
It's been a full work up. We've got John David Lawrence,
25:26
David Bench Abbott working for me as my campaign managers and
25:31
my future press secretary. But I had AI, had AVP candidate
25:39
like a really strong one, Jr. strong when he was, I thought he
25:43
was on board, but he backed out the last minute.
25:46
But he's still going to serve as my DDDDDC, which is my dirty
25:51
deeds done dirt cheap chairman. He's going to help me out on the
25:55
back end. And that's her.
25:57
I'll just quick mention, that's our good buddy, Jeff Byard and
26:00
then. I knew that's who it was.
26:01
I was going to say Byard, I swear, I swear to God.
26:05
I was about to say Jeff Byard, I swear to God.
26:08
I knew it. I knew it.
26:09
He just. I'll pick.
26:10
I'll too out of pick too. For understandable reasons, he's
26:13
going to probably back away from this, but he's going to be
26:15
involved in the in, you know, in the campaign.
26:18
Who's coming in Doolittle? I had Billy Bonner lined up and
26:21
now he's bowed out like I my first two candidates to be like,
26:24
I was trying to look for that, you know, Blasey Bauer, Blasey
26:26
Bonner, like I'm looking for the devil BS here.
26:28
So I don't know if you realize something here.
26:30
So we're still searching, but we are running and both of those
26:34
guys are Marines and everything too.
26:36
And like, one brought DC politics in, you know, or
26:40
understood it. Another one was not tainted by
26:43
DC politics. I had two different angles.
26:45
But I've lost on both of them. But I will announce in the
26:47
future my pride, my, my vice presidential candidate that's
26:52
going to join the ticket at some point.
26:54
So we will get there. But I am running for president.
26:57
Yep. It's riding him.
26:58
Congratulations. You've got a vote.
27:01
You've got my vote. You Lacy for president?
27:03
Yeah. I think you've got the chats.
27:05
Just put in that that's the announcement, no?
27:08
There it is. There it is.
27:10
I got to think about the credentials now.
27:11
This is an outstanding human. I don't know what all
27:15
classifications you want to, to, to counterbalance what you need,
27:18
because obviously that's what everybody's doing now.
27:20
If you're old, you go young. If you're a girl, you go get a
27:23
guy to be a part. You kind of try to cover all
27:25
your bases with your, with your, with your VP.
27:28
But for name itself, Lee Knowles would be a good one because it'd
27:31
be Blasey Knowles, but it'd be like Blasey knows.
27:34
Yeah, trust me, we can take care of this because Blasey.
27:36
Knows you know what, I think I'm going to nominate him for vice
27:39
presidential candidate and I'm not I'm not even going to ask
27:43
him He's just going to he's on the ticket now let's just
27:46
announce it officially. Yes, Blasey Knowles, 2020.
27:49
Four attorney. He's Judge.
27:51
He's got an oyster farm down in, you know, down, down the Big
27:55
Bend area just. A good old boy, got great kids,
27:58
done a good job as a dad. I mean, yeah.
28:00
Great human being. Cool, it was Christmas.
28:03
Jimo Husker, you got his vote. You got Timothy Fitzpatrick,
28:07
who's from Baltimore, By the way, Rainy thinks you're a
28:10
little late to the game. That's what.
28:12
He's two damn weeks late. He ain't late.
28:15
Kamala Harris just got here. Anybody say, two weeks ago?
28:18
I mean, yeah. And that's kind of the theme is
28:20
you want to be the last one to jump in so you don't get that
28:22
pop. That's the whole idea here,
28:24
coming in and be disruptive. Yeah, I mean just.
28:27
Before. Trump gets shot, he his
28:30
skyrockets. Buy no, no limbo for a month.
28:33
Boom her boom, skyrockets. JD skyrocket.
28:37
Wait a minute, wait a minute. New guy skyrocket.
28:39
Bangs a couch? Maybe not.
28:41
Then bam, there comes this new guy.
28:43
They're going to find something on him too I know nothing about.
28:46
Weird to make noise thing about him.
28:48
So. Yeah, and we're here to make
28:51
noise. In Minnesota, I'm reading right
28:54
here. It just said, you know, and I
28:55
don't want to. I'm not even going to read this.
28:56
Never mind. We'll see.
28:57
We'll see what they say. I don't know.
28:58
Look outside. Platform and what we want to do
29:00
with this country very soon and it's going to be great man you
29:04
know so just just stay tuned. I think you guys all have a good
29:07
idea of. Where we stand, Bubba Fan thinks
29:10
if you get elected that he'd like to be.
29:12
I mean, we and it's not too early to start politicking for
29:14
these kind of positions, Bubba. I mean, he wants to be head of
29:18
the FCC and I. Agree.
29:21
I'll take that in consideration. Got to have a job for Shannon
29:26
Burke too. Shannon Burke, Yes, for sure,
29:28
I'll. Probably be the spokesman.
29:30
I mean, he's going to be your. Our cabinet's going to look.
29:32
It's going. To be your whatever that Lady,
29:34
whatever, whatever they. And for the commercial, it's
29:36
his. Shando needs to do all the
29:38
commercials too. He needs to be the press
29:40
secretary. He can handle everything.
29:42
I think we have to keep him like he just has to be in a pool, be
29:47
able to cook some steaks and get naked, apparently a little bit.
29:50
And then I mean. I'll just move David Bench have
29:52
it over to Secretary of State. That way, he still thinks he's
29:56
press secretary. Fontaine.
29:57
That's what I was, be an ambassador or something.
29:59
That's what I was thinking, Fontaine.
30:01
Yeah. Give me the give me the leisure
30:05
life secretary or the the tourism and travel secretary.
30:09
I'm. Gonna put you down in Key West.
30:11
Not a monitor the ship sleep. On Casteca, a Blasi Casteca
30:16
ticket. Oh, and.
30:17
Maybe something special right there.
30:19
I mean, you know, look, yeah, basic Casteca.
30:23
Oh, that sounds pretty good. That's hey, that's good too.
30:25
And we yeah, that that. Sounds like a song, either A.
30:31
Rock does. It's like Simon and Garfunkel.
30:34
Yeah, or 80s pop song or just some random rap song.
30:38
That's the name of the song. I dig it.
30:42
Yeah, Chando has the voice for it.
30:44
He does. He would be.
30:45
He would be great at that. He really would.
30:47
Well, I wanted to stay, I wanted to stay with the announcement
30:49
like I planned on having my running mate like being
30:53
announced tonight as well. So we're not quite there, we're
30:56
close so but there it is. So imagine that and we'll come
31:01
back to all this. We pulled the trigger a little
31:03
fast. I'm sure there'll be some shirts
31:05
you know that'll be your. Snyder.
31:07
Snyder can be our. Snyder can be your fitness and
31:11
health, whatever that for like Arnold was the official person.
31:14
Schneider can be that guy. Absolutely he will be man.
31:17
He get everybody right. All the vitamins that I take, I
31:20
talk to him, here's where I'm at, what I need to tweak, and it
31:23
tells me exactly what I need to take and why, and then sends me
31:26
videos and all the necessary data supporting it.
31:30
I'm telling you, he gives, he drives, he drills really deep.
31:33
And by the time you're done, you go, this is exactly what I got
31:36
to take, you know? Yeah, it's not even a question.
31:38
So I'm with you, bub. It sounds like a Prague metal
31:41
band. Like they're, they're like
31:42
they're opening for Sepatura or something, or Halloween or
31:45
something crazy. That's great.
31:50
I'll buy this shirt. Hell yeah.
31:51
I think we're going to make this shirt.
31:55
She's like, just like the cornhole cornhole champ when we
31:58
jump the gun. No way.
32:00
We would never, we would never put the cart in front of the
32:03
horse. Not us.
32:04
That's not us. No.
32:06
Jane Lasker for head of security, Yes.
32:11
Why not Defense Secretary? I mean, I want him guarding the
32:16
nation and our secrets. You think it?
32:19
You think that man's going to let a secret out?
32:21
Not at all. Zero.
32:23
As loyal as they come, you know. Oh man, wow.
32:27
It'll be good. Yeah, it is.
32:29
It is something. Special Timothy Timothy Schmidt
32:32
be head of Arts and culture, Art and culture.
32:36
We'll let him run the Smithsonian.
32:38
It's the culture, Yeah. And the film festivals that we
32:45
dabble in, that the feds dabble in, which is probably more than
32:49
you think. Yeah.
32:51
You know, that they're they're behind some of these movies and
32:55
things that come out and that there's way more than we could
32:58
ever imagine of their influence. Like a big movie like like
33:03
Wolverine, Deadpool and Wolverine.
33:05
I've saw it the other day. Went on a little date with my
33:08
wife. It's fantastic.
33:10
That was a trivia. Question was about Deadpool
33:12
tonight as I before I walked in here they were doing Tribune and
33:15
some Deadpool stuff and I just didn't know some of the answers.
33:17
I'm a big Wolverine guy, but I was missing out.
33:20
Have you seen it? Have you seen it?
33:22
Do you like Deadpool at all? The sarcastic you know.
33:25
I mean, some people don't like it.
33:26
Yeah, yes, yes, I do. I just haven't seen it.
33:28
So he saw it, so that's why he added it to the trivia.
33:31
And he also visited Boston and Philadelphia, so he added that
33:33
to the trivia. So that was kind of the blend
33:36
Tonight. He got his trivia.
33:37
That's still. Going on Lacey ask.
33:39
Ask him who is Jimmy Logan's half brother?
33:42
OK. And I don't.
33:45
I don't know the answer. Wait, we'll give you all.
33:48
We'll give you all a minute. You all know the answer.
33:50
Coming back with it, he asked that and I didn't know it
33:53
either. Victor Creed, a Saber tooth.
33:56
You gave it away, Jr. Give him a minute.
34:00
He didn't know it, he just said he didn't.
34:01
Know it. I didn't know it because it was
34:03
a trivial question. If the chance knew it, I don't
34:05
know it. I, I, I just enjoy the movies.
34:08
I just enjoy. They're great.
34:09
You know, just. Enjoy all.
34:11
Of I can't keep up with all of that, there's.
34:14
So many, I had the cards when I was a kid, like I read the comic
34:17
books and had the cards and had the magazines.
34:19
So like the Marvel Universe book from Sam's and all that.
34:22
So like I would read the back of the cards.
34:24
I can tell you what their power rating, speed rating, special
34:27
ability background. I mean not all of them, but some
34:30
of them. And my brother and I used to
34:31
always use those as our nicknames.
34:34
I call him Jimmy. And I was Victor kind of deal.
34:36
Well, it's fantastic. I can tell you that.
34:38
I'm going out all of that to be saying I'm going back to see it
34:41
tomorrow morning with Riley. Nice.
34:44
Not a not look, I don't know of a lot of 12 year olds I'm.
34:47
Not is it a little. Yeah, I think they say the F
34:50
bomb 187 times in the movie. Yeah, wow.
34:54
Yeah, but. It's probably PG13 also.
34:58
I mean. He's nobody even cares anymore,
35:00
do they? It's the new.
35:01
PG13 right? Pretty much it.
35:04
Well, no, it's rated R as it should be, but but it's really
35:08
good. I mean, whatever it's done, it's
35:10
just hilarious. There's no way you can sit there
35:13
and watch it one time and catch everything like it's one of
35:17
those. Little quick headliners and
35:19
stuff. Yeah.
35:20
Oh, I look forward to going back and seeing it again because I
35:23
know I missed some stuff. Like, totally.
35:26
It's just, it's really, really good.
35:28
It's really, really good. Let's see, I saw something here
35:33
in the chat. Chat's moving tonight.
35:35
Appreciate y'all. Bam bam, thank.
35:37
You all thank you all for tuning in, mate.
35:39
Yeah, that's a lot happening there, which that's good.
35:41
I mean, there's, there's, there's a point when you get
35:44
there and it gets too busy where, you know, you, you pull
35:47
it in, but you can't pull it all in, you know?
35:49
That's that's right. That's.
35:51
Right, I'm telling you this. John, says Shando as press, as
35:56
press secretary. What a voice.
35:58
He would keep everyone in line. He totally would.
36:01
He would, he would. He does not mess around.
36:04
He totally would, Rainy says to give the show a thumbing Hell
36:08
yeah. Give this thing a thumbs up.
36:10
If you're watching it, share it like it.
36:12
Appreciate y'all, Blasey. I wanted to.
36:16
You kind of asked. You shot me a text today.
36:18
We, we, by the way, we have a a full lineup of guests coming on
36:24
our show next week. In a variety of directions.
36:27
In a variety of directions. It's going to be a lot of fun
36:31
looking forward to recording them.
36:34
So with, with, with this all right now, we've been kind of
36:37
talking and, and lining up more and stuff like that, filling up
36:42
the month. It's tough right now because if
36:44
you go to justinmoore.com and you look at JM's tour schedule,
36:50
getting the handler on is going to be a hassle until football
36:54
season starts. Really, truly like dude, y'all
36:57
are, where the hell all are y'all going?
37:00
Like, I know you're playing somewhere like two or three
37:02
nights this weekend, then you're going to freaking Alaska, Then
37:06
you're like rolling. Right now, we just, I mean, we
37:10
were in two different cities in New York State this past
37:13
weekend. We were in Indiana.
37:14
We went up to Canada, leaving to Ontario, Canada Saturday night
37:19
or Friday night home now got to go back to Lovington, NM Friday
37:27
Winter or Park or Winter Park Co which is a couple hours outside
37:32
of Denver on Saturday. I've.
37:33
Been home before, saw Tommy Moski there.
37:36
Yep, I went hunting up there north of there one time.
37:39
Fraser, Colorado up there one time.
37:42
Didn't have any luck, but beautiful country.
37:46
And then we and then we come home for a couple of days and we
37:48
go back to Alaska to do a one off to play the Alaska State
37:52
Fair in Palmer, AK on the following Saturday night.
37:56
And then as soon as we get back from that turn around, we got
37:59
the Louisville or the Kentucky State Fair in Louisville or
38:03
Lexington that like on a Wednesday.
38:07
So I mean it, it's just turn and burn this time of the.
38:09
Year for Burning Man is, is that place in New Mexico that y'all
38:13
are playing? Is that that that rodeo arena
38:17
that y'all played last year? Same one.
38:19
Fair and rodeo arena type. Deal 311 played there, too.
38:22
Like there's a lot of great, huge acts, big bands that like
38:27
that. That must be a staple venue.
38:30
Like, you got to play that. Rodeos and fairs across the
38:34
country, you know, depending on which one and where it where it
38:37
is. That's still a big thing.
38:39
They still have a lot of acts come through rodeos, you know,
38:42
they last for the fair. You know, you know, y'all
38:44
remember going to the fair when you kid?
38:45
It lasts for a few weeks and usually have some form of
38:48
entertainment every night. And you know, just depending
38:50
where you are and how big of a a place and what kind of how how
38:53
long it's been there and things. I mean, there could be two weeks
38:56
worth of a list acts or you know, just big, big acts every
38:59
night, or it could be two or three nights of big acts and
39:01
local or you know, so there's still a lot of that comes
39:04
through, but that one is a cool one for sure.
39:08
And and luckily, hopefully we'll make all these because I sent
39:11
you guys a video the other day. We got a new tour bus finally on
39:15
the last one. We finally believable.
39:17
Yeah, we were seven years on that last bus and had over
39:21
750,000 miles on it. So you can imagine we went
39:24
around the world a few times in that thing.
39:26
But it was beautiful still. It just had a lot of wheels on
39:28
it, Yeah. Yeah, it was, it was, you know,
39:30
it just we, it was, it was pieced together, tied together
39:33
with zip ties and stuff trying to keep it going down the road.
39:35
So now we've got a new bus and hopefully we'll have smooth
39:39
sailings on on our ventures. On bus it is.
39:43
Man, it is. You're going to have to take a
39:47
shareable video. For us.
39:49
That, you know, that was a little insider video for us, but
39:53
holy cow. Well, I'll say this and they're
39:56
all going to hate it. They're all going to hate me for
39:57
it, but only you know. I sent you guys a couple of
39:59
pictures and videos and I might even post it on socials that we
40:02
have the college football game on the PS5 on the.
40:05
Video I'm so jealous of you. I'm the.
40:07
Only one in this. Panel who ain't played it and
40:09
I'm the only one who was talking about it.
40:12
Well, I only got to play it like two games really.
40:14
At 22 games, I think two or three tops.
40:18
Well three. I started one game got was
40:20
getting beat at halftime, turned it off.
40:21
I, I couldn't figure it out. It was hard.
40:22
It was a lot harder than we thought.
40:23
Remember I texted you that I was, I was Bama playing Texas
40:26
A&M. They had me up.
40:27
They were up on me at the half and I was like, and we'll try
40:29
this again later. So then I pull off my first
40:33
victory, I beat Justin Troy State or Troy beats Arkansas.
40:39
My first victory. That's the way it came.
40:41
Got a win with Troy. That's awesome.
40:43
Then followed up with a big win maybe.
40:46
Not this year. Beating Tucker, our drummer,
40:49
Alabama, he's Tennessee. I thumped him pretty good.
40:52
Put him to sleep in the 3rd. So I got I got two wins in.
40:56
But then after that I nobody wanted to play.
40:59
Everybody wanted to practice, you know, or no, they didn't.
41:01
They want to go home and practice or something.
41:03
They didn't want to play the JRS too good.
41:04
I'm like, I'm really not again, and I'm not really that good, I
41:08
promise you. Apparently you are though.
41:10
No, Riley could smoke me, I'm sure.
41:12
No, he doesn't really play it, but I could I could smoke you.
41:16
I play, I play Madden. And so, I mean, you know,
41:19
they're, they're, they're generally.
41:21
I'm just a gamer. I'm just a gamer.
41:23
I played. If you throw me anything, I
41:25
look. Forward to playing it.
41:26
I'll be better than the apple. I love that Blummel's defense
41:29
lawyer BDL says that 311 is still kicking it live.
41:33
You damn right they are. You damn right they are.
41:37
I'm a huge 311 fan by the way. Bad ass.
41:42
Man, the rock guy. Which is rock.
41:44
Reggae. What did you call that?
41:45
Like rock, reggae, kind of. Totally would call it rock, rap,
41:49
reggae. Rock, rap, Reggae.
41:51
Our old bass player. Lee France is Jon Pardi's
41:53
longtime bass player and bandleader.
41:55
He's big 311 Guy we he used to jam a lot in the van back in the
41:58
day. Oh yeah, 311.
41:59
The bass player. The bass player.
42:01
A lot of bass. Oh yeah, the peanut is just a
42:04
bad ass. A lot of bass players like that.
42:07
Bass player, yeah. Yeah, he's great.
42:09
He's great. He really throws that groove in.
42:12
Yeah, they usually like them. Then if they like him, they they
42:15
their, their favorite guy was Jocko Pistorius back in the day.
42:18
That's the guy they gravitated before him.
42:20
You know, there's usually a lineage of who they like and you
42:22
could figure out the it's usually a couple of similar
42:25
paths of who they like That's. Exactly right.
42:27
That's exactly right, Blummel says pimp on a blimp relations.
42:33
He well, I think he said, he said that he should be no SC and
42:37
hey SCI think SC is our guy from Canada.
42:41
I think, Oh yes. Let us know if that's correct.
42:43
SCI think that is correct. I think you're right.
42:45
How about the pimp on a blimp for public relations?
42:48
Oh, absolutely. We'll put him out there.
42:50
We got some projects for him. A lot of projects for the pimp
42:54
on a blimp. Man, that guy, I don't know
42:57
where the hell he gets this energy to do what he does every
43:03
day. And like, they're not.
43:07
They have content in the can, but I think they have about as
43:10
much content in the can as we do.
43:12
Like not much. I think they're just rolling.
43:16
They are pretty much rolling it live.
43:17
Man, yes they are. Yes they are.
43:20
It's unbelievable, but they do a good job, man.
43:22
They, they get some crazy stuff out there.
43:24
It looks, it looks like it's like haphazard, but it's not.
43:27
You start looking at it all together and you're like, no,
43:29
it's a full methodical plan that's taking place here.
43:31
And, you know, he's found a little niche there.
43:35
Alex would be a great wrestling heel manager.
43:38
Oh my, he would be legendary. Legendary.
43:40
Legend Jim Cornette. Like if Jim Cornette would turn
43:43
him up with that whiny voice and he's all bouncing around.
43:46
He's the guy. Energy.
43:47
You know, yes, yeah. He's got a punchable face.
43:50
You know he would. It would be perfect.
43:52
For. A wrestling he really does.
43:56
He does have a punchable face. Yeah, he's like a 12 year old
43:59
little snot nosed little 12 year old kid that's not doing stuff
44:02
he shouldn't be doing and nobody's getting on to him.
44:05
That's exactly what he is and he does.
44:08
I mean, he knows I love it too. He knows it he get he has an
44:12
annoying. Voice in stature he's a big dude
44:14
man yeah, he's he's really big you know so it's like you want
44:18
to punch him but you like oh you you better think about this
44:20
when. You're right, Right, Right.
44:21
Right. Yeah.
44:22
He's just grab a big one with that voice too, though.
44:24
You know, it's funny, but I love his stuff.
44:26
I I wanted to I saw you post that and I saw him post
44:29
something because I follow him on Twitter and I thought about
44:32
trying to get on that last night, but my times just
44:35
screwed. He definitely puts himself in
44:38
dangerous. He don't care.
44:40
I was going to say that he's fearless for sure.
44:42
He is fearless, fearless. He is.
44:46
And look, you can't be upset with the hive mind from 9:00 to
44:49
5:00. Baby, we come from the hive.
44:52
You damn right that's three 11 for you from Omaha, NE.
44:58
He's 6 foot three of pure chaos, says Texas.
45:01
Hillbilly. Twisted stealing sex.
45:04
Appeal Texas Hillbilly, by the way, figured out our Venmo for
45:09
us of. Sorry guys, I'll leave it to the
45:13
guy that uses an iPhone and a microphone, you know?
45:16
Like, look, you just can't do it all.
45:18
We can't do it all. We're learning through this
45:20
process. Over here I got it set up.
45:23
There it is. Look at that Venmo.
45:24
I can click on it right now. At Tigs Bits LLC, isn't that
45:28
what we have to search? I think that's what he said.
45:31
So I just. Yeah, I just refreshed it.
45:32
I'm looking at it. Or at tig tigs bits.
45:35
Shows the guy toastness in the background.
45:37
Hey Blaze, the guy toastness behind you.
45:40
Oh, is it? Oh, there they are.
45:41
Yes, Sir, straight out of. Thank you.
45:43
There's no way you can see us, we're about 1/2 an inch and what
45:48
you can see from where you're at.
45:51
But I like your beard. He's got a fantastic beard.
45:54
I think I met that guy that's being the killer.
45:57
I think I met him. Never mind, he's been giving.
45:58
Us a heart I love you too either he's taking.
46:01
A look at their heart is up being in stone back there the.
46:03
Gayest thing I've ever done. There, Ben, Ben Ben sends us a.
46:07
Controversial. Not that there's anything.
46:08
Wrong, Brantley. You know that crazy footage I've
46:10
sent you? I did meet that guy.
46:15
OK, that's all. I.
46:16
Totally met him on that Sunday night when we went up there.
46:18
Yep. Him and Putin are really tight
46:20
like he he deals with some high level stuff.
46:22
Probably don't need to talk about that.
46:24
We don't. So it's at Tigsbits is what it
46:26
says. I know it's Tigsbits Show LLC,
46:29
but I'm looking at it right now. It's at Tigsbits is the Venmo.
46:32
Lacey, you seen you seen Rittenhouse lately?
46:36
You know, Kyle's been down here. He was.
46:38
He was in Milton hanging out with Matt Gaetz about 3 weeks
46:43
ago or so. They did some little.
46:44
Features some nasty commercials about him out on TV around here.
46:47
And they go every time I watch YouTube, every morning I watch
46:51
YouTube, the commercial that comes on is them attacking Matt.
46:53
Matt. That's all I see.
46:55
Have you seen a young lady that he was with?
46:57
He was with a pot dealer on a plane sex machine.
47:01
It's like it's. Brutal.
47:03
And they like they have the picture of him that it turns
47:04
into like a devil and his hair is on fire.
47:06
I'm like, good Lord. Yes, they.
47:08
Did they spending some money too?
47:09
Because it's on local, you know, pencil cola area television
47:13
regularly. I saw it when I was at Blasey's
47:16
house. I went, good God, this is a
47:18
local commercial. I mean, it's just so well
47:21
produced and over the top. It's just, it's so over the top.
47:25
Like WWE ain't got shit on what they're putting into these
47:29
commercials at all, man. The.
47:31
Lights, all they're they're getting after being like it is
47:34
hardcore, man. They they don't hold any punches
47:36
back these days. I was going to say because the
47:38
the Rittenhouse guy's been been, I've seen his name pop up
47:41
lately, it'd be good if you could pop him on for a second
47:43
not and tell him totally. We won't say any of the things
47:46
that they're talking about on regular news.
47:47
Just like ask him what his favorite BBQ sandwich is and
47:51
some normal questions you know? Same stuff I'm going to ask.
47:53
That's how you always my. Cousin, you know Joseph Blasi,
47:56
when we get him on here, like, I have no idea why I set that deal
47:59
up. You know, did I tell you all
48:01
that story about it, why you set it up?
48:04
My my brother and I. Asked.
48:06
You did, you asked for somebody. Hey, let's talk about this
48:09
financial crisis. Can you get somebody on?
48:12
And I was like, first thing, he might as well.
48:14
I've got a cousin that's pretty stout man.
48:16
He's a world renowned economist. So let's get him on here.
48:19
And I sent him an e-mail. I hadn't talked to him since
48:21
1995. And so I sent him an e-mail
48:24
randomly in the night was just what's funny.
48:26
It was one sentence like Joseph, I hadn't seen you since my
48:29
grandfather's funeral. Hope you're well.
48:31
And then went right into, by the way, we have a podcast.
48:33
There's three of us. And it was just like, so it was
48:36
it was fine, but it was like I didn't mess around.
48:38
But he responded immediately. And so when I talked about it,
48:42
he's in England. He's going to be coming at some
48:44
point on the show. He sure is.
48:47
We got to kind of get tired unseen.
48:49
That's what we do. Here's a funny story.
48:51
My granddad's funeral, 1995, we're in Scranton, PA.
48:55
I met him for the first time there and, and my brother-in-law
48:59
at the time, super nice, cool guy, but really kind of a little
49:03
bit full of himself, you know, like, and he ran like a bulk
49:06
fuel and oil place. And we walked up to him and
49:08
introduced ourselves and he was there with me and he said, you
49:11
know, I'm, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm Jay and blah, blah, blah.
49:16
What do you do, Jay? And he said, well, we, we run a
49:18
bulk fuel and oil distribution out of Pensacola, FL.
49:23
You know, mocha or oil. We bring in oil from here to
49:26
here. And we, I mean, it's a great
49:27
answer. I'm not actually making fun of
49:29
him, but it was like a solid, OK, yeah.
49:30
You know, like you should say something solid.
49:32
Very professional answer. Yes, very, very good.
49:34
Like GPT but coming out of a human's mouth.
49:37
Yes. And Jay's very dialed in.
49:39
He's like a very dialed in guy blended with Jerry Seinfeld.
49:44
OK, so just imagine that person. And then Jay looks to him and
49:48
was like, So what do you do? And Joseph looks around a little
49:52
bit. He said, well, I don't want to
49:54
say this too loudly. He was like, because people get
49:56
really worried. He said, Right now I'm working
49:59
on rebuilding the Russian economy.
50:02
And, dude, you should have seen Jay's face.
50:04
Jay was just like, oh, really? Is that all you're doing?
50:08
So how do you do that, you know? Nice little Sunday, huh?
50:11
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's hanging out in Moscow
50:13
over there trying to work on their economy and rebuilding
50:15
their economy. It was, it was so great for Jay.
50:18
We laughed about it so much afterwards.
50:20
He was like, yeah, I thought I was trying to give something
50:22
very impressive. And then he tells me he's
50:23
working on rebuilding the Russian economy.
50:25
So. Wow.
50:27
We're going to catch up with some family stuff.
50:30
Hey, my family can cook. I mean, these Italian chefs are
50:33
great. I'm going to dive into that more
50:35
than I am the economy stuff because that's going to be late
50:38
September. We're going to be past this
50:39
crisis, probably, hopefully. And he'll be all over that
50:42
stuff. And I that that I watched the
50:44
show last night. It was, you know, on the story
50:47
television channel and it was about the reason how we got
50:51
Alaskan. It was about the Alaskan
50:52
pipeline and all the resources in Alaska.
50:54
You know, Russia had had that big Crimean in war and was and
50:58
was out of money. So they, we talked, it was
51:00
Stuart's folly. Everybody thought it was a
51:02
terrible idea to buy this land. They bought it for pennies on
51:04
the dollar, $17 million I think they bought Alaska for and
51:09
within like 100 years it had turned over like $50 billion
51:13
worth of resources. So, but Russia needed the money
51:15
then, you know, they had a lot of land.
51:17
So lucky. You know, funny enough, I'm
51:19
going to Alaska is kind of why I was watching that.
51:21
But I knew it was something like that.
51:23
But isn't that crazy? So they bought it because they
51:25
were out of bread, bought it from America, took the money.
51:28
We start developing these resources, we start finding all
51:31
this oil and it took them forever to find oil up there.
51:33
But then all the the gold rush up there and everything else and
51:35
man, how hard of a, a place to work and get things done.
51:39
My gosh. But the turnover ended up being
51:43
within X amount of years. It was $50 billion to the to the
51:46
net profit on what we have from after what we paid kind of deal
51:49
something just one of the best deals, one of the best deals
51:52
like that in in the history of land purchases because I think
51:55
they were auctioned off by like what was it OPEC thing when that
51:59
hit after that they were auctioned off for two or $3000
52:02
an acre and we're talking about hundreds of thousands of acres.
52:06
It was just just astronomical money when they paid, when they
52:09
paid. This is for leases per year when
52:11
they paid $0.02 per acre when they bought it, when we when
52:14
the. United States bought it.
52:15
Yeah, that's a man I. I bet he knows all about that
52:19
because he's probably had to watch just like us.
52:21
You know, it's not a what happened this time or the time
52:24
before. It's what how things happen in
52:26
certain countries. You know that it goes up and it
52:28
goes down and you you can't just prop it up with this or that.
52:31
I I'm really looking forward to that.
52:32
Blasey, good idea. Can't wait to meet you, which is
52:36
Joe. Yeah, Joseph Blasi.
52:38
Yeah, Joseph. It's going to be so hard.
52:43
I sent y'all, I sent. Y'all, that video, I know it's
52:46
going to be great. I sent you all that video where
52:48
he was on MSNBC and at the end it was like, you know, Joseph
52:51
Blasey. I was like, I'm telling you, I'm
52:53
not mispronouncing this. It's actually Blasey.
52:55
You know, I know I say Blasey like back in the day, but it it
52:58
was Blasey. And that's my first cousin.
52:59
So I mean, that's what. We've adopted, I call you Blasey
53:03
now anyhow, and I mean that's just.
53:05
Well, actually it's it's true ownership of my name and that,
53:08
you know, like my grandfather would be proud, you know, so.
53:11
Branding one O 1 I mean. It is it.
53:14
Is Randy says that she thinks that you should talk that way
53:17
all the time when you started to talk into the financial ways?
53:21
Yeah, Rainey's in on the financial show, I do believe.
53:25
And this guy's a smart man. He's he's a, he's a smart.
53:28
Yeah, We wanted to bring something this week.
53:30
It wasn't necessarily going to be live tonight that we were
53:33
going to do. We were.
53:34
We were going to just visit with him, cut it up, chop it up, edit
53:37
it a little bit and get that sucker out there because the the
53:42
world's financial markets are definitely in peril.
53:47
And that mean we had a little bump, things recover, we'll have
53:50
another little bump. But it just is a huge indication
53:53
of what's probably about to happen in this world.
53:55
It's very obvious. There's so much instability out
53:58
there, period. Like, you know, like we
54:01
everything's got to simmer down, man.
54:02
It's got to simmer down. I don't care simmer down to
54:06
simmer down. I don't care who you are.
54:08
Left, right in the middle, straight up, straight down.
54:11
We got to get up and get down, you know?
54:13
You got to get up to get down for sure.
54:16
It really is. It's going to be a wild next few
54:17
months, boys. I mean, look, we talked about
54:22
this with Shando when we had him on just prior.
54:26
Like I still go back and reverse this, think about this.
54:30
We had Shando on moments before the Blasey, the Blasey Trump,
54:37
the Biden Trump, it would have been.
54:42
I think he would have done a lot better for the record.
54:46
Because he was leaving. Our show to go with Bubba to
54:49
watch the debate live. My mind, he's already gone.
54:53
In my mind, I've given up. I know that he's gone.
54:56
He's going to run the country. We'll be there to support him.
54:58
We'll be in the Cabinet. I'm fine with it anyhow, that's
55:02
how my mind works. I'm sorry.
55:03
We'll still, we'll still do the podcast.
55:05
We'll still do the podcast, OK? Good, that's all.
55:08
I. Care, you know I'm going to bail
55:10
out on that. We'll still do Thursday night
55:11
lives. I didn't think you would even
55:13
think about running and doing. This address the nation.
55:16
Yeah, I'll just have to probably give up my ownership in the LLC
55:19
That's fine. We'll do that.
55:20
I'll send that over to my kids or something.
55:22
We'll, we'll work that out. We'll send the.
55:24
Straight yard layer out to the national media, Yeah.
55:27
Yeah, we will send them the link I'll.
55:29
Use my phone and I'll use it. Nothing will change.
55:33
Nothing. Will change.
55:35
I'm going to stay here too. We're just doing it.
55:39
I'm going. I'll be on the roof with Willie.
55:40
I'll be on the roof taking Willie Nelson's place.
55:44
Oh yes, you will be. Big E is in the house.
55:49
He. Says yeah, what's up, Big E Big
55:51
EI got to hang out with Big E man.
55:53
Big E that band that I showed you that was Man Machine funk.
55:57
I think that I watched in the Birmingham Panic cover band.
56:00
Unbelievable, unbelievable. They're they're from the same
56:02
hometown as Big E hometown. Yes, man.
56:05
Yeah, South Carolina man. So that's that's they're so Dang
56:09
good. They were.
56:10
Home team, they're from South Carolina.
56:12
It's not home team. I messed that up.
56:14
It's Machine Funk home team. It's confusing because they were
56:16
selling stuff and it said home team about.
56:18
I thought it was the. Name of it?
56:19
Yeah, I know the home team. Team.
56:20
It's like machine funk, the funk machine.
56:21
I think it's machine funk. And so, yeah, that was at
56:26
Avondale. Here a lot of Widespread Panic
56:29
who plays a lot of covers and they have amazing originals.
56:32
Anybody who doesn't know why they panic highly highly
56:36
recommend you dive into them. If go listen to their their that
56:40
was great normal studio albums, don't listen.
56:43
If you're going to start, start there.
56:44
Their songs aren't 81 minutes long.
56:47
Yeah, Space Wrangler. Start with Space Wrangler.
56:49
Work your way you. Know every time I get in the
56:50
car, Space Wrangler comes on. You know why?
56:52
Because I only have one song purchased on my Apple Music and
56:55
it's Space Wrangler. I don't know how to stop that,
56:57
you know, but it's not bad. And like, you know, but as soon
56:59
as I hopped my car and I started on the road and I was like, man,
57:04
why does this keep happening? You start, you start getting
57:07
fired up. You're like.
57:08
But I do, they're seldom that I turn it off and get mad.
57:11
I'm like, I feel kind of good, you know, it's kind of, it's
57:14
almost like just getting in the car.
57:15
It's just part of the car experience, you know, to get the
57:16
day going, you know? So no, he doesn't have a
57:19
MacBook, but Rainy, let me tell you what the place he does have
57:22
now he's not able to use it tonight, but he does have an
57:27
amazing Internet connection at his house now, thanks to our
57:31
friends at CenturyLink CenturyLink.
57:34
When they get your Internet right, they by God, they just do
57:38
it. They get it right.
57:40
Our friends at CenturyLink I'm. Still waiting on Perry?
57:47
CenturyLink update. Let's sabotage to the stream
57:51
right now. Let's see what happens.
57:52
Give us an update. Perry Perry told me on Friday he
57:55
would get in touch with me Monday, Tuesday, they're doing a
57:58
full research. He's got it.
58:00
I gave them all yesterday and all today.
58:02
I've heard nothing. So I'm going to first thing in
58:04
the morning, send Perry. But here's the good thing.
58:06
I'm going to send you and I'm going to send him a message and
58:08
we fair warning, Perry and we'll send you a message in the
58:10
morning and I'm going to give you a couple hours.
58:12
If you don't respond, we'll go back into that thread.
58:13
I'm going to repost it and be like, Perry is not.
58:17
Hopefully he responds. So I'm I'm going to just save
58:19
that. But I promise you we're going to
58:21
continue to move forward. That's all I'm going to say.
58:23
So Perry come through like you said you were.
58:25
Why is it so complicated? I mean, this isn't complicated.
58:29
It's not complicated. How many months you.
58:31
Overcharged me for the lower tier service and I was paying
58:34
you for more. Just take that.
58:36
That's the difference. Boom, cut me a check.
58:38
Let's move on. Like I don't think this is.
58:40
Going to you're not going to win through link.
58:41
Stock, I don't think they're going to fail as an
58:43
organization. If they have to give me 1500
58:45
bucks you should have taken, you should have.
58:49
Taken the settlement at 500. Trust me, I would have if I'd
58:52
have known it got this far and got this escalated.
58:54
But it is what it is and we are where we are and you know, but
58:59
yeah, I do have great Internet now.
59:01
I can still use my phone. I can still So now the.
59:04
Phone wasn't, to be fair. IPhone I'm going to show I even
59:10
changed my profile a day on Twitter I'm like that has I got
59:14
2 turntables and a microphone I got one iPhone and a microphone
59:18
you know what I mean like that's all I need and I think I can do
59:21
a lot I'm editing video now on my phone you.
59:25
Know I like where you're at I like where you're at it's good
59:28
enough our our shit's good enough for Trump and those guys
59:32
who did that podcast with the cyber truck it's it's.
59:35
Good enough with the road mics that you have.
59:38
Did you see that Jr. The idea he had the road mic on
59:42
too? Yep.
59:44
Yeah, that was Jr. Quit dicking his mics, they're
59:46
fine. He's sitting down with Elon Musk
59:49
on Monday. Did y'all see that this coming
59:52
Monday? They announced it probably an
59:54
hour and a half for our show. Trump is sitting down with Elon
59:57
Musk in an interview on Monday night.
59:59
Oh, that'll be great. That'll be that will be great.
1:00:01
Like, I don't care who you are, that'll be great.
1:00:03
That's going to be fun. What's he saying?
1:00:05
Fontaine says Panic's new songs are incredible, and they really
1:00:10
are is correct. Go check all of them out.
1:00:12
And then our friend Paul Rogers says that we got him on The
1:00:17
Widespread Panic. Hell yeah we did.
1:00:20
Dang right man, that's. Amazing, man, I love that.
1:00:23
I love that they're great and they just.
1:00:25
They and another South Carolina we talked about the other week.
1:00:28
Marcus King's new record is so good on there, too.
1:00:31
It's trippy. Cool glue.
1:00:32
I haven't. Heard that shit, I love Marcus.
1:00:34
King new record. Oh wow, check him out if you
1:00:37
have not checked him out in general.
1:00:38
But I have not seen the new record.
1:00:40
I cannot wait to do that. You know what?
1:00:42
I. Almost got a little.
1:00:43
Black Box Hero is Widespread Panic and what's that other one
1:00:46
that they did that's so good? I mean, we walk each other home.
1:00:49
There's a picture of me and my daughter holding each other at
1:00:53
Jazz Fest as that song's playing.
1:00:55
And I'm not going to lie, she and I were both crying because
1:00:58
it hit us for a lot of different reasons, for a lot of things
1:01:02
that we've been going through. And that is a moment that I will
1:01:06
cherish for the rest of my life. I mean, but that every song,
1:01:11
that song was playing, that was the song they were playing in
1:01:14
that one. Yeah.
1:01:15
What's that? I mean, we walk each other home.
1:01:18
Oh, we walk. Each other home OK that's
1:01:19
awesome man that's. Awesome.
1:01:20
Which is just basically about his dog dying.
1:01:22
It is makes. Sense I mean, but doesn't get
1:01:26
any. I mean you understand that
1:01:29
Blasey has gone through that. I understand that, no way to
1:01:32
even talk about it or comprehend.
1:01:36
I woke up last night, middle of the night and set up and went
1:01:39
like some I thought my dog was trying to scratch to get at the
1:01:42
door. And I was like, oh man, that was
1:01:45
tough. Yeah.
1:01:46
It's like, it's like, how long does the medicine take?
1:01:48
We all know. We all know.
1:01:52
Yeah, we know because we've been there.
1:01:54
How long till you're like oh what does this go kick in if
1:01:59
you're at a Widespread Panic show usually.
1:02:01
Little by little. I like that Fontaine.
1:02:04
I got to say little by little and.
1:02:06
Bit little by little. Thank you, thank you buddy.
1:02:09
Little by little. That's such a good song and that
1:02:12
was the first one I heard them come out with and I was like,
1:02:14
whoa, that's one of the best songs they've ever ever
1:02:16
performed. Hey, and it's you got to market
1:02:19
it in this, you know, new age music world where you need to
1:02:22
have lyrics going in a, you know, three or five minute song,
1:02:25
you know, whatever. That's a great song.
1:02:29
Everything is so great. She wrote a song after that.
1:02:32
I was like, man, these guys are, they're really onto something
1:02:34
right now. They they, those six or seven
1:02:37
songs that they put out with the new album that the new EP or
1:02:41
whatever, and all of them, they're fantastic.
1:02:44
Big shout out to Jimmy Herring. Praying for you, brother.
1:02:48
Get through your throat cancer and positive outlook on
1:02:52
everything you know. So hopefully they will, they're
1:02:56
going to get back on track and and.
1:02:59
Play shows later this fall and tribulations, right?
1:03:03
Yep. And it's just part part of where
1:03:06
we go back to the beginning there Jr.
1:03:09
With with APSA that we started this whole show with, you know,
1:03:13
just take care of yourself out. There, go get yourself checked
1:03:16
out. Do those things.
1:03:17
Do the colonoscopies, go get your skin checked.
1:03:19
You know what I mean? Like, do those things take care
1:03:21
of your skin? Wear sunscreen.
1:03:23
You know, it's these things people used to tell us to do,
1:03:25
and you're like, whatever, whatever.
1:03:26
But like, no, man, do it, man. Let's all be here a long time.
1:03:29
Exactly. You control the things you can
1:03:31
control. You can't control walking out in
1:03:33
a, in a, in a, in a truck, jumping a curb and running you
1:03:35
over. But you can control whether.
1:03:38
Unless you look both ways and the other way.
1:03:40
Even then, yes you should. Joey Diaz on his podcast day, he
1:03:43
at first people want him to do something.
1:03:45
He sees how far away is and what's the route and he's
1:03:47
usually probably ain't going to go.
1:03:49
And you know, just limit, limit, limit your chances of exposure.
1:03:53
But when it comes to things like that, you know, it's a lot of
1:03:57
little things. Take care of yourself the best
1:03:58
you can with whatever genetics that God blessed, blessed you
1:04:01
with, make the best of them and try your best and let the let
1:04:05
everything else and have a good time.
1:04:06
Because if you've done that, what else can you do, you know?
1:04:10
That's it. Rainy asks.
1:04:12
She says that I must ask. We know what Jr. does.
1:04:15
He handles people. Corn Dog is in the insurance
1:04:18
biz. Blossy, the one man posse.
1:04:22
He's in medical. Sales I am I am I yes, I'm in
1:04:26
medical device sales. So you know, currently we do
1:04:30
everything from stents and balloons, arterial access.
1:04:37
So if you've been smoking, if you've been, you know, if you
1:04:40
just, you know, genetically predisposed, where you're going
1:04:43
to have arterial issues, you know, you got some stuff in your
1:04:46
legs, some clogged up arteries. We'll go in there, we'll track
1:04:50
them down. We'll put balloons, we'll open
1:04:52
them up, we'll put stents in them.
1:04:53
We'll access that area. We'll close that area.
1:04:56
Everything from access to closure and everything in
1:04:59
between. Collis Cordis.
1:05:01
If you need. Helping people.
1:05:03
I love that Blasey has some of the greatest tools.
1:05:06
So whenever he's had, he always would have like a Halloween
1:05:09
house and things like that. And he has all these damn
1:05:14
tweezers and stuff for lacks of better terms, things that are
1:05:18
just laying around these medical devices and they really, really
1:05:23
flat out make for a damn good haunted house.
1:05:26
He dresses up to the to the 10s. As you know, full OR.
1:05:30
Does he have the little hemostats like like people back
1:05:32
in the day used to smoke roaches, joint roaches with
1:05:35
those things? I got everything, I got
1:05:36
everything. I got energy device, those
1:05:38
machines, they would listen, I'm I'll be honest with you.
1:05:41
There ain't much I can do. And I've been in this business
1:05:43
for a while, but in a pinch, if you needed your gallbladder
1:05:47
taken out, I could handle it. I could do that.
1:05:49
You know what I mean? Just like changing the oil in
1:05:51
the car. I could get your gallbladder
1:05:53
out. I could close you down and get
1:05:54
you home. I can do that.
1:05:57
I got. I got that procedure down pat.
1:06:00
Not only is he the the Prince of South Walden Media, he is also
1:06:04
certified small time small shade tree surgeon if needed.
1:06:09
Yes, yes. Small, small engine repair.
1:06:11
Small engine repair. Just good gallbladder removal.
1:06:14
You know what I mean? Like, give me a good lap, Coley.
1:06:17
I got you, buddy. I got the appendix out.
1:06:19
I will do it right. I'll, I'll, I'll leave two on
1:06:21
the patient's side, one on the damn specimen side.
1:06:23
We'll get that thing out of there.
1:06:24
We'll have you ligated out. Beautiful closure and
1:06:26
everything. Granny says you're So you're 1/2
1:06:29
surgeon, yes? Can I, I mean, you know, in a,
1:06:32
in a pickle like. If you live in the Old West,
1:06:34
you'd be very valuable. There's some bitches from Doctor
1:06:37
Dan. If y'all didn't think it before,
1:06:39
you've got to see it now. The resemblance.
1:06:41
This is a diaco, there is no doubt about it.
1:06:45
Place it. Y'all are both Italian.
1:06:49
He's an actual. Surgeon.
1:06:50
I'm a pretend surgeon. Yeah, that's great.
1:06:52
Yeah. But you actually sell him.
1:06:56
But you sell his people the things they need to do their
1:06:58
job. Absolutely.
1:06:59
Biggie. There he goes.
1:07:00
The Doctor Dan of things. That's it.
1:07:04
You're Doctor. You're Doctor Blasey.
1:07:06
Doctor Dan Junior. It all makes sense.
1:07:12
It does. It does.
1:07:13
It does, Yep. See This is why we go live
1:07:16
blasey like tonight. No agenda, just sitting around
1:07:19
chatting. Did not know I was going to
1:07:21
start talking about taking gall bladders out.
1:07:24
Boys and y'all were talking about food earlier and I got to
1:07:27
go cook some so I'm going to have to bounce.
1:07:29
It is that time, guys. No, it's that.
1:07:32
Time. It is that time, boys.
1:07:34
I mean, we hadn't discussed this.
1:07:36
I know we're going to record tomorrow our Bubba show, which
1:07:40
is going to give. We're going to talk a little bit
1:07:42
about Bubba this week because I'm going to play catch up
1:07:46
starting pretty much after we end this.
1:07:49
I'm going to play a little catch up.
1:07:51
We'll talk about whatever the hell it is we talked about, or
1:07:55
we may have a guest who knows. You never know.
1:07:59
The Witchy Gower is here as they say on the gold zone or as they
1:08:03
say on the red zone. I want to have y'all watched the
1:08:07
gold zone on Peacock with the Olympics at all 00.
1:08:12
OK do y'all ever watch the red zone?
1:08:16
Oh, it does the same thing, huh? Just going.
1:08:18
From, you know, but not only does it do the same thing, it
1:08:22
has the same guy, you know, Scott Hanson from the NFL red.
1:08:27
Zone. Does he stay that intense?
1:08:29
Is there a crowd noise and he's just yelling?
1:08:32
No, no, no. It's just he just comes back
1:08:35
from the booth and he's taking you around the Olympics.
1:08:38
But it is unbelievable. They've had Andrew Siriano used
1:08:42
to be the guy with DIRECTV and all that.
1:08:46
So they've been together like NBC has crushed the Olympics, by
1:08:50
the way. Like we'll talk about this more
1:08:53
on our Bubba show, but unbelievable.
1:08:57
Well, they all, they got plenty of money because they're not
1:08:59
paying in the athletes, so. That is true.
1:09:03
That is. True.
1:09:04
My question though to you guys, Blasey, we still going live
1:09:08
Thursday? Are you able to go live on
1:09:11
Thursday? I know Handler's leaving, I'm
1:09:15
just asking. He froze up.
1:09:16
He's so excited. He really did bring live.
1:09:19
Twice. I think he actually literally
1:09:22
froze up on that. He did.
1:09:23
He's. Got a great look.
1:09:24
He looks puffed up like he's going to whip somebody's butt.
1:09:27
I don't. Good.
1:09:28
We're going to remove him. Me and you're going to end this
1:09:30
deal and we'll find out if we go live Thursday or not.
1:09:35
I think we're. I've got to travel.
1:09:37
I'll be. Trying.
1:09:37
I know you got to travel. I know you've got to travel.
1:09:39
Probably, but thank y'all. It was good to talk with all
1:09:42
y'all tonight. I know I miss y'all on these
1:09:43
some weeks and I'm sorry about that, but I try to catch in when
1:09:46
I can. It's just my work schedule this
1:09:48
offseason. I'll be able to dedicate more
1:09:50
time to these lives. But thank you all for all you
1:09:53
do, whether it's jumping on socials and liking the content
1:09:57
or the Patreon or or any of that kind of stuff or just spread the
1:10:01
word, telling your friends and family or just coming on here
1:10:03
and chopping it up with us. I really do appreciate all you
1:10:06
glad to be a member of the bubble army.
1:10:08
Thank you, Seth and all the guys and gals over there that make us
1:10:12
keep us running. And thank you, Tig Nasty for
1:10:15
always putting this show together, making it look so good
1:10:17
and always raising the bar 1 little step every week or two.
1:10:22
You know what I mean? Just it's just cream rises
1:10:23
better, baby. Yeah, it's getting better and
1:10:26
better and, and, and Blasey is just is becoming such a star.
1:10:30
We're just going to have to hold on.
1:10:31
I done got old. Oh, I'm sorry to sing.
1:10:34
He's a Buddy Guy. We.
1:10:35
Got him back, we got. Him back so we're closing this
1:10:37
one out Blasey yes buddy, hey listen thank you all everybody
1:10:40
JRI heard your closing words those are phenomenal.
1:10:42
I certainly appreciate it and you know, so until next time and
1:10:47
yes, I will see you Thursday night.
1:10:48
Brandon Well, yeah, there you go to.
1:10:51
Your question, that's what you were asking when I went, when
1:10:53
y'all went, you know, froze and I thought it was just me.