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OFF THE RECORD: Stag Do's and Don'ts · Flava Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: This is the Flavor Podcast Network. You're listening to Stacis
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  Speaker 1: Zura and Charlie's off the Record.
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  Speaker 2: What's your record? Welcome to Off the Record with Sac
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  Speaker 2: and Charlie. I. You know, I had to bring this
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  Speaker 2: up here because I don't actually know if it's radio friendly.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those things, one of those topics where
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, we steer away from that, but not here. Okay, good.
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  Speaker 2: So my partner, Devin, he is going to a stag
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  Speaker 2: do this weekend. He is so excited. These are his
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  Speaker 2: best friends. I mean, he's going to be a groomsman.
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  Speaker 2: There's fifteen of them in total. I can't even remember
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  Speaker 2: where they're going. Oh, top topul and on the way
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  Speaker 2: down they're playing golf and you know, big, big day planned.
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  Speaker 2: But I said to him last night, I made a
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  Speaker 2: joke actually about you being a stupor at the the steak,
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  Speaker 2: which is pretty common, you know. I made a joke
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  Speaker 2: and he sort of he didn't. It was the response
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  Speaker 2: that made me go where So I was like, wait,
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  Speaker 2: are you guys actually getting a stripper? What are you
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  Speaker 2: doing this staydo? Because you know, you've actually really not
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  Speaker 2: said a lot. I haven't asked to be fair, and
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  Speaker 2: he goes, oh, I don't know, and I said, well
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  Speaker 2: that does that's not that can't be because you're a groomsman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeahized should.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be the guy getting married.
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  Speaker 3: You're the most useless grange man that everyone else is
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  Speaker 3: talking about.
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  Speaker 2: That's one hundred percent diven And not to mention that
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  Speaker 2: he's locked out of his Facebook messenger. So because they go, so,
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  Speaker 2: what are you getting stripper? I don't know? I said, well,
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  Speaker 2: you either are or you aren't, you know by now,
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  Speaker 2: because you'd all be split in the cost. And he goes, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. You know, my message is not working,
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know. I just feel like they're getting
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  Speaker 2: a stripper.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because probably they know what has been the standard
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  Speaker 3: in their friend group. Yeah, and who's to get married
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  Speaker 3: this okay, yeah, maybe they're getting stripper.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but in topel you could get a stripper,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: Can you get a stripper anywhere?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know though, because some people they do go
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  Speaker 2: to they go up exactly, they go middle of nowhere,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm thinking, where do you get I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if you can just get a stripper anywhere?
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  Speaker 1: To stop there and uh one up and then taking
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  Speaker 1: the yo.
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  Speaker 3: Yo.
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  Speaker 2: I just looked up strippers, some good ones.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what do you reckon? That's actually the picture?
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  Speaker 2: Oh shoot, yeah, they're hot. I'll take all five of them,
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  Speaker 2: the boys and the girls. See that's the thing I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really care about strippers because I mean, they
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  Speaker 2: need to do a job. It's all a bit of fun.
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  Speaker 2: Usually it's actually, if it's going to be weird, it'll
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  Speaker 2: be someone there that makes it weird. It'll be one
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  Speaker 2: of the boys, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: To be the professional doing their job that's been paid
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  Speaker 2: to be there.
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  Speaker 3: Although I'll say I've had a stripper make it a
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  Speaker 3: bit weird because we went through a season of everyone
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  Speaker 3: getting married and so there are lots of hens eights
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  Speaker 3: and and and one stripper ended up at a couple
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  Speaker 3: of them, and so like the second or third one,
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  Speaker 3: maybe he goes and goes, hi, Stacey, I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: My friends went to a my friends high he was
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  Speaker 1: that it was a steak not a steak do. And
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  Speaker 1: the stripper Kmen was someone that went intermediately.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that would kill me, Oh my gosh, kill me.
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  Speaker 3: I will say she'd always had a crush on them.
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  Speaker 2: Then yeah, yeah, I mean I can't say much because
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  Speaker 2: when I was at my hens party, they organized nude painting,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, not your hens, No, No, I was, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was brides I was a bridesmaid, and the maid
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  Speaker 2: of honor organized nude painting. We thought, obviously this man
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  Speaker 2: was going to stand there and pose while we painted
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  Speaker 2: him on a canvas. Turns out she had ordered a
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  Speaker 2: guy that we were painting onto completely nude, and of
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  Speaker 2: course I get the front left thigh, so I'm literally
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  Speaker 2: making eye contact with his penis. And I was like, which, which?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Which went hard? On occasion?
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  Speaker 3: Which?
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  Speaker 2: And I was so hard the occasion? You did a
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  Speaker 2: good You did a good euphanism, you did the right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you did not. I'm sorry they are gradualizing this
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  Speaker 2: man's penis going hard in my mind and I literally
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  Speaker 2: had the words worst hangover. I mean it would be
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  Speaker 2: up there for the worst I've had in years. And
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  Speaker 2: that's saying something. Let's say something, because I do like
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  Speaker 2: a drink the years. So anyways, I don't care if
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  Speaker 2: they get a stripper. One thing it will say from
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  Speaker 2: my experience in stays, would you agree with this sometimes
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  Speaker 2: it can be kind of awkward.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not actually not that hot.
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  Speaker 2: It's not actually because they always have like a little
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  Speaker 2: stereo and the music's never quite loud enough. And then yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's like all these people in a circle around the
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  Speaker 2: Houston and they do like a dance routine and it
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  Speaker 2: just feels very like.
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  Speaker 1: But what can what can and can't they do?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not what you can and can't do as
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  Speaker 2: a you can't film them, no, I know that you
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  Speaker 2: can't like you know, say mean things will.
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  Speaker 3: Touch the yea, you can't touch them another permission. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and they might not go you know. It's also awkward
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  Speaker 3: because we're going there. It's like they're gonna say everything
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  Speaker 3: off that they you know, probably for a woman.
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  Speaker 2: You do.
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  Speaker 1: They do let dancers and things like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's pretty much.
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  Speaker 2: But they usually only do like one leapt dance or
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  Speaker 2: like two for two different people.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's again, you'll it's weird because you're completely naked doing
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  Speaker 2: a lept dance on in front of fifteen guys. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god, at least with us skills we were
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  Speaker 2: playing at cold even when he went hard, We're like,
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  Speaker 2: oh my.
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  Speaker 3: God again as there, Italian did a better job than you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying it for what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Finally Diego too, which made it even better. Diego from Portugal,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah go, there you go. Thanks for listening to Stay
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