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Producer Jordan is going to start to carry Scott around · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: You know what I feel like?
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  SPEAKER_02: What do you feel like?
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  SPEAKER_02: I feel like most of the Buffalo Bills offensive line.
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  SPEAKER_02: Play one game, get an injury, and I'm out for three quarters of the season.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know who else that's like?
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  SPEAKER_00: I only have like the most limited of sports knowledge.
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  SPEAKER_00: I guess the Mets have a lot of injuries this year, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Probably, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So as you know not probably, I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you I'm a profession.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you you're not a profession.
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  SPEAKER_02: Somebody told you that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Zach told you that, didn't he?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because he's a Mets guy, isn't he?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: So for those of you that are just getting up and uh getting going this morning, I I don't know if I re-injured an injury from last year when I pulled a hammy playing uh kids versus adult soccer for one of the last practices of the season, but it was kickball at the end of the game last night for Gavin's practice.
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  SPEAKER_02: And uh, well, I am not 25 anymore, and I've I heard tearing.
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  SPEAKER_02: I almost buckled to the ground.
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  SPEAKER_02: I cannot straighten my leg out.
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  SPEAKER_02: I walk like I'm walking into Walmart on a Sunday.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know what this means?
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  SPEAKER_02: It looks awful.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tonight at tags, that means you won't be walking around the crowd like we've always done before.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's no way that that's happening tonight for me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where should we tell people that we're gonna stand and they can come to you?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know how there's kissing booths?
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  SPEAKER_02: I was thinking you could come up and say hi, booth, to Scott.
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  SPEAKER_02: We could put me right next to stage and I could just stand in a little cube and be like, hi, hi, hi, got my leg up on a stool in there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Take selfies?
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  SPEAKER_02: Now listen, because I know who I can count on and I know who I can't count on here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm I'm struggling.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like I haven't stayed.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, I'm gonna try to stand up.
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  SPEAKER_02: This could be bad.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I brought Jordan in for a couple seconds.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sweet Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, yeah, well, you know what you could do?
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  SPEAKER_00: Jordan's a really big guy.
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  SPEAKER_00: How tall are you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Six two, six five, six seven?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh six three.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, six three.
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  SPEAKER_02: But also like strapping young man.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: You could have Jordan just carry you around at the show tonight.
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  SPEAKER_02: Piggyback?
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  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking that or like, you know, you know how when newlyweds, when they first get married, geez, why do we gotta suddenly be getting married?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I I I got an idea.
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  SPEAKER_01: One of those, uh, you know those baby strap things uh uh moms have on their chests?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a great idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's way better than mine.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say, you know when newlyweds get married and the guy will pick up the the the um their partner and then they like kind of scoop them and cup them and they they walk them through the house for the first time.
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  SPEAKER_02: Carry them through the threshold.
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  SPEAKER_00: Carry them through the threshold.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought, well, Jordan could carry through the threshold of tags.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bless your heart.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I just But instead of baby strapping you is way better.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, that is awesome.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm taking a bunch of ducking behind him.
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  SPEAKER_00: Taking a bunch of duct tape, or we can get those ratchet straps.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if we watch it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got a bunch in the garage.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if we ratchet strap like under your guy's legs, oh, it'll be one.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you gotta cause pain.
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  SPEAKER_02: So let me just put this to the test of who I can really count on here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: So since walking is a real struggle for me, actually, sitting on the toilet's a real struggle for me.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna lie.
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  SPEAKER_02: I tried that this morning.
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  SPEAKER_02: That took a second to get all the way down.
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  SPEAKER_02: If I were to come to a point this morning where I don't know, I said You had to leave all 3486 would be great.
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  SPEAKER_00: So glad.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was just gonna say needed a coffee and was gonna struggle walking down the hall.
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  SPEAKER_02: Could I count on you to help me?
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I I don't want to take advantage, but I'm just oh no, because I need to watch you, I mean, for the first time, I want to watch you walk away.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jordan, can I count on you?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because this could be a struggle.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, just because I'm that nice a guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: See, there you go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now can we if can we send somebody?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I want to get in on this free donut day.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I was just thinking walking down the hall because that's a trick.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, what if I needed help opening the bathroom door?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's Jordan.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's Jordan.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, you're in.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you need wiping, no, no, I can wipe, but I might need help opening that real rickety stall door when people, you know, go in to drop a bomb in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Since you're already in baby mode, Scott, you know, being carried like a baby, I thought, well, maybe somebody would have to wipe you too.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can handle that part.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, literally, this is I'm standing right now and it like literally hurts.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, but on a serious note, says Chris and Britney, Epsom salt soaks help a lot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: And heating pads too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, we're closer to walkers.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, she also went on to say, I gave a dad bot a good name.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, this one, uh, this one is great.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love this because this is gonna happen in in about an hour.
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  SPEAKER_00: Getting my popcorn ready for the birthday wheel.
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  SPEAKER_00: How can the twin tiers screw it up this week?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Followed by Allie adding$106.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't forget.
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  SPEAKER_00: And this is where you have to set your phone for about$725.
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  SPEAKER_00: We are spinning the birthday wheel, which we only do on Fridays now, at least for our 20th anniversary year.
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  SPEAKER_00: So once we spin it, you have to have the day, month, and year that we spin.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you do, you have to call us back within 10 minutes and six seconds.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't I give everyone the phone number now?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if you want to give it down and you want to make a note of it, I gotta sit back down.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sit down.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sit down.
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  SPEAKER_00: So the number that you guys are gonna call if you win the birthday wheel, because it's been it's been such a long time, is 607-732-9465.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's 9465.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's the number you're gonna call because right now we're up to$530.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you might be like, wait, why are you at$530?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because if no one wins it, each week it rolls over.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: And Jordan, I can't touch the mic anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: So here's the one- I don't even want to ever be around you when you're sick or need any kind of medical attention.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, you're a good man.
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  SPEAKER_02: So uh let me just tell you, I can straighten my leg out sitting down.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like right now, I'm sitting down totally.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can straighten my leg out, but I can't do it standing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Figure that out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you have oh see, you need to go, you need to go to the doctor.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_00: I told you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you have okay, I was saying have Jordan wheel you in closer to the the concept?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I got there myself, I'll pulled in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Also, I'm gonna have ripping up her arm strength by the time this injury heals.
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  SPEAKER_00: You were talking about why would you want a sunset picture?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God, and then Betty encourages you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put it on Scott and Alley stories right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a nice move.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, she wanted a copy too, and I'm like, stop encouraging her.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, and then this came from your girlfriend.
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  SPEAKER_00: She says, plus he hasn't taken ibuprofen either.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you take ibuprofen?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't even know where it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like we run a medical office out of our house, uh, but I have no idea where all this stuff is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: So I because you know, you know this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you and I take nothing, hardly ever.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't.
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  SPEAKER_02: And is it Advil or a leave that has a little bit of a muscle relaxer in it that's supposed to help?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because I'd like one of those or four.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I I feel like that's a leave.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I could like a couple of those.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: A couple of those.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey, in a minute, will you uh share with everyone?
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm proud of you on this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: I really am what you've what you've done.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I do want to do that, but I also want to hit this the lunch shaming thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'll do the lunch shaming thing first, and then I'm gonna tell you the ultimate prank that I pulled on my boyfriend yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't even know that you can use prank.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is simple gold.
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  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm so supportive.