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46 - Summer House, The Valley, RHORI, RHOA, and 90 Day Fiance! · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:09
  Welcome to Rather Be Rolling.
• 0:11
  We're two sisters who should really be doing something more productive.
• 0:18
  Because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
• 0:28
  Hi Lil, how are ya?
• 0:30
  I'm wonderful, Madeline.
• 0:32
  How are you?
• 0:33
  I'm great.
• 0:34
  We've had a lot going on in the Bravo sphere, I feel.
• 0:38
  Have we?
• 0:40
  I would just like to take a minute before we really dive in to acknowledge that we don't really watch below deck, but we somehow, for some reason, started watching oh, because the housewives were on it.
• 0:51
  Um, and of course it sucked us in as it was meant to do.
• 0:54
  So bravo to bravo.
• 0:57
  And I thought this episode was really good.
• 1:01
  I agree.
• 1:01
  I really enjoyed it.
• 1:03
  I've been enjoying the season, actually.
• 1:05
  And by enjoying it, I mean hating Ben.
• 1:08
  Ben is the biggest prick on the planet.
• 1:11
  Like, I feel bad for him because his fiancé left him practically at the altar, but like I can see why.
• 1:17
  Yeah, did he maybe deserve it?
• 1:19
  I think he did.
• 1:20
  He just like plays the victim all the time, and it's like, you do it to yourself.
• 1:25
  Why are you serving them fish on the bone when you know that no one has time to fillet it?
• 1:30
  That was the craziest thing I've ever seen.
• 1:33
  And then this episode ended with him literally locking himself in a cabin, a guest cabin, when they have a super tight turnaround.
• 1:43
  And the thing that I do love about also love about this show is the stakes are so low, but they they make them seem so high that it's just fun.
• 1:51
  You know, we don't have divorces and stuff.
• 1:53
  It's like the the guest cabins are made up because they have a tight turnaround and they have new guests coming tomorrow, and Ben just like unmakes the bed, flails the sheets everywhere.
• 2:04
  Like, how old are you?
• 2:06
  And he obviously like can't be fired with one charter left.
• 2:10
  No, but like I hope he never works again, but he probably will because he's good TV.
• 2:15
  Yeah, definitely he'll be back.
• 2:16
  And also he's just like not hot enough to be acting this way because he's not hot at all.
• 2:21
  He's not hot at all.
• 2:22
  I don't understand how he even could like pull Jenna in the first place.
• 2:26
  Well, she obviously is like she has the same suffers the same ailment that Emma from 90 Day before the 90 Day suffers, which is the extreme need for male attention.
• 2:38
  Yeah, and especially like Ben is an older man, so I feel like But he's so little, he's just like a little man in spirit and in actual literal form.
• 2:48
  100%.
• 2:49
  He's just the smallest man who ever lived.
• 2:51
  That song is about him.
• 2:52
  Yeah, I think so.
• 2:54
  And anytime I even start to feel bad for him because of his shitty life, I'm immediately like, I can't even look at this man.
• 3:04
  Yeah, but all in all, you know, who knew that I would enjoy below deck so much?
• 3:09
  I know, like, what does this mean for us?
• 3:10
  Are we gonna have to watch every iteration from here on out?
• 3:13
  Because it's the finale's next week.
• 3:16
  I wish I had done more of that when my son was like a newborn.
• 3:20
  Gone back to the beginning of below deck.
• 3:22
  I thought you were going to.
• 3:24
  Don't know why you didn't.
• 3:25
  What did I do instead?
• 3:27
  Um, Summerhouse?
• 3:29
  No, that was during the pandy.
• 3:32
  I can't remember.
• 3:33
  Maybe Southern Charms, Southern Hospitality.
• 3:34
  Lord only knows.
• 3:36
  That was also during the pandy.
• 3:37
  JFK Love Story, we've been busy.
• 3:39
  I know, that's true.
• 3:41
  Speaking of Summer House.
• 3:43
  Summer House.
• 3:44
  You watched the reunion, even though you don't watch the season.
• 3:47
  Did you feel having not watched any seasons, did you did you feel um confused or did you just fall right in?
• 3:54
  I fell right in.
• 3:55
  I'm not confleast.
• 3:57
  I'm a professional.
• 3:59
  My bad.
• 4:01
  I did not need any catch-up.
• 4:03
  I will say that the start, the open was Lindsay and Kyle filming confessionals for their new show in the city.
• 4:11
  And that's when they're talk about the statement that came out that Amanda and Wes released.
• 4:15
  I thought the score, the music, I felt like I was watching Oppenheimer.
• 4:22
  The music was so intense.
• 4:24
  I loved it.
• 4:25
  Me too.
• 4:26
  I thought it was really, really well done.
• 4:28
  And my overall thoughts on the reunion are I obviously love that we got right into it, but as I texted you, I I hate that we have to check in with the others and the other things that happen who I unfortunately no longer care about.
• 4:41
  Yeah, and I obviously never even knew them, but I did think that that one young gentleman um talking about his mental health journey, that was really powerful.
• 4:49
  KJ.
• 4:50
  Yeah.
• 4:51
  And I hope that he's he's okay.
• 4:53
  I hope he's doing okay.
• 4:54
  Seems to be.
• 4:55
  But yeah, when it gets to all the other newbies, it really did feel like I was watching two separate shows.
• 5:01
  And I understand that they had to get to them.
• 5:03
  Like I, of course.
• 5:05
  It's just not something I care about at all anymore, you know.
• 5:11
  What about the looks?
• 5:12
  So we finally we see we saw the looks, but now we're seeing them in action, and I thought Amanda's dress was so ugly, but I thought her legs looked incredible.
• 5:25
  The dress was ugly, but the hair was ten times uglier.
• 5:28
  The hair did not bother me so much.
• 5:31
  Oh my god, I literally can't stand it.
• 5:33
  And she was seen again in Italy with that fuck-ass hairdo, that fuck ass bun.
• 5:39
  She did the same turd bun.
• 5:41
  Yes.
• 5:42
  Wow, she's just like that's that's her fuck you to everyone.
• 5:45
  Like, I know what you think about my turd bun, and I'm just gonna wear it again.
• 5:48
  That's her, but daddy, I love him.
• 5:51
  It really was distracting to me the whole time, to be honest.
• 5:55
  There was also a woman who was wearing um feathers around her neck, like it was a feathery dress, and I thought that was Yeah, she's new and we love her.
• 6:04
  I did not like that outfit.
• 6:06
  I thought it was unfortunate.
• 6:08
  Oh but and then of course West is just like such a troll, and I'm sorry that that's unkind, but like what troll looking man, and the fact that he sat there mute.
• 6:22
  Which I thought was hilarious.
• 6:25
  Prior to us watching, a friend of mine sent me a photo, three photos of male genitalia and said, This is West.
• 6:37
  And I said, ew.
• 6:39
  Because you'd think that to send a nude, you'd prep yourself for a better showing, which he didn't in the pictures that we had, which I immediately sent to you.
• 6:48
  Not knowing it was going to be addressed on the reunion, but moments later when I turn it on, they start talking about these nudes that are circulating, and he Right off the top, right off the top confirms that's me, flacid curves left.
• 7:01
  Can't confirm that is the picture I got.
• 7:03
  But you skipped the part where he found out that there were nudes circulating and he said something about it, and the guys were like, Oh yeah, we saw them.
• 7:10
  And he asks them, Is it hard or soft?
• 7:14
  Which means he's sending a ton of nudes.
• 7:19
  And also Amanda goes, This was this was this was diabolical behavior, is when she leaned over and said, I've never gotten any.
• 7:28
  Like we're joking like that right off the bat in front of everyone.
• 7:32
  Yeah.
• 7:33
  Yeah.
• 7:34
  She's it's so casual.
• 7:35
  And she leaned in like she was laughing with the guys, like it was like she was very comfortable.
• 7:42
  I have another hot take.
• 7:44
  Yes.
• 7:45
  And I think that you share it.
• 7:47
  I I love Sierra.
• 7:49
  I'm team Sierra.
• 7:50
  I am a fan, and I want the best for her.
• 7:53
  We're all team Sierra here.
• 7:55
  It's a safe space for her.
• 7:57
  I do think that she and it's been three years.
• 8:03
  They've been broken up for three years, and they never even seriously dated.
• 8:07
  When people compare this to Scandaval, Ariana was with that man for 10 years.
• 8:12
  They owned a home together.
• 8:14
  Correct.
• 8:14
  And like I know that the end, the last maybe year or two for Ariana and Tom, like they stopped having sex.
• 8:20
  So I know that that's like you know, I know that that changes things.
• 8:27
  Like, how attached were you to him?
• 8:29
  Like, I I still stand by the fact that I don't think Ariana was that hurt by the situation.
• 8:34
  I think that she milked it.
• 8:36
  She acted more hurt than she was because like she didn't want this man.
• 8:41
  Well, more power to her, but my point is like Sierra understandably is hurt, but to act like when she says like West was my person, it's like respectfully, he wasn't.
• 8:52
  And we saw that unfold, even I saw that.
• 8:55
  But I will say it seemed like at the end of the season he was like uh reigniting things with her.
• 9:01
  They were doing ear stuff because first of all, I didn't realize ear stuff was a thing.
• 9:07
  Is that what the kids are doing?
• 9:08
  Second of all, this is just this man is terrible.
• 9:12
  And the fact that like Amanda fell for it, do you think it's real?
• 9:16
  Do you think that they're gonna be the real deal?
• 9:19
  We saw them at the Yankee game and they looked miserable together.
• 9:22
  Are they gonna go the distance?
• 9:24
  I don't think they're gonna go the distance.
• 9:26
  I think that they're having to stick it out because they have to like make it seem like it was worth it.
• 9:32
  But I do agree with you, and I guess Sierra just like really feels her feelings, kind of like Taylor Swift, who wrote an entire album about like a one-month relationship.
• 9:42
  Several.
• 9:42
  Yeah, I guess so.
• 9:43
  I mean, she wrote Red was basically all about Jake Gyllenhaal, right?
• 9:48
  Three that was a three-month relationship, and then um Tortured Poets was all about Maddie Healy, which was less than that.
• 9:55
  So you couldn't this is like the reality show equivalent of that.
• 9:59
  Sierra just feels her feelings, and now she's giving us art.
• 10:02
  There's obviously a lot more to get into, but what uh the other thing that was crazy is when she said that the first time they slept together was after the statement.
• 10:08
  That's a lie.
• 10:10
  Yeah, I mean, they admitted that they lied a lot.
• 10:13
  So, like, how are we to believe them now that they're not lying?
• 10:17
  We can't.
• 10:19
  So we'll see where this goes.
• 10:20
  Tell me, what do you think about the city so far?
• 10:25
  Not a lot.
• 10:26
  Is there two there have been two episodes, right?
• 10:29
  Mm-hmm.
• 10:30
  And neither of them were thrilling to you?
• 10:32
  No, I think it's gonna take a minute for the new people to register in my mind and heart.
• 10:41
  Alright, well.
• 10:42
  Like, as of right now, I don't feel like it's necessary, but well, I don't know if Vanderpump Rules is coming back.
• 10:50
  I know.
• 10:51
  They went through all the trouble to reboot that.
• 10:54
  I feel like they have to bring it back for at least one more season because of that.
• 10:58
  I know, but like I then they did do that with Dubai, they did it with the New New York, they gave it a solid two.
• 11:06
  But they have to, and I enjoyed it, I was entertained.
• 11:11
  I just don't know if that's enough these days.
• 11:14
  When in a world where there's so much to choose from.
• 11:17
  We'll see.
• 11:18
  TBD.
• 11:20
  Next up, I would like to issue a public apology to one Jason Valley.
• 11:27
  Jason of the Valley.
• 11:29
  Yeah, I don't know his last name.
• 11:30
  I don't remember it either.
• 11:32
  But we're sorry.
• 11:34
  Apparently, he ripped the thing that attaches the quad to the knee.
• 11:38
  Apparently, he really fucked himself up.
• 11:42
  And he has to have surgery, and it's a nine to twelve month recovery, and of course, it's the worst thing that ever happened to him.
• 11:51
  It's not my fault that none of this was on his Instagram.
• 11:53
  Okay, I did my due diligence.
• 11:56
  I still think he could have gone to the ambulance in a car, or he could have gone to the hospital in a car.
• 12:03
  Easily.
• 12:04
  Easily.
• 12:05
  Nothing was he wasn't bleeding out.
• 12:09
  He wasn't gonna make it worse.
• 12:10
  He wasn't gonna die.
• 12:12
  No, like it and then he also says that this is gonna make him, he's worried that this is gonna make him lose his connection to his son.
• 12:20
  That was insane.
• 12:22
  What?
• 12:22
  Like, there are people who have no limbs that have kids, like that, you know, that don't have any legs that are in.
• 12:28
  There are people who have to go to work, yeah.
• 12:31
  So like still have connections with their kids.
• 12:33
  What the fuck are you talking about?
• 12:34
  Just because you can't run around with him for nine to twelve months.
• 12:37
  Like, that sucks.
• 12:38
  It does.
• 12:39
  Yeah.
• 12:40
  There are people who raise children with one arm.
• 12:43
  I have seen them on Instagram.
• 12:44
  Bethany Hamilton, Sarah of The Bachelor, Sarah Heron.
• 12:50
  Speaking of children, I do want to apologize to our five listeners if you hear baby babbles in the background.
• 12:55
  I am multitasking.
• 12:57
  We don't.
• 12:58
  Are you sure?
• 12:59
  Because I do.
• 13:00
  I don't.
• 13:02
  Okay.
• 13:04
  He had thoughts on this week.
• 13:07
  It's important that we bring him in too.
• 13:09
  We have to incorporate him into your life.
• 13:11
  And this is one of the things you're your biggest passion.
• 13:13
  So it's I'm showing yeah, I'm showing him what I'm passionate about and showing him that you know you can be anything in this life.
• 13:19
  A podcaster.
• 13:21
  Anything else, you know.
• 13:24
  So I still do feel like Jason is the biggest pussy on the planet.
• 13:28
  I'm sorry.
• 13:29
  No, I agree.
• 13:30
  I agree, which is tough.
• 13:31
  It's tough.
• 13:32
  I I feel bad, but like also not that bad.
• 13:35
  Right.
• 13:36
  It's like an I'm sorry, but which I know is not ideal, but I have nothing else I can give.
• 13:41
  That's just where we're at.
• 13:42
  And I mean, like the rest of this episode, I barely even can remember what occurred.
• 13:48
  Well, Danny says that he has a life coach and a therapist, so we don't need to worry about him.
• 13:53
  Oh, thank God.
• 13:54
  Thank God.
• 13:55
  And Brittany got her mommy makeover.
• 13:57
  That's right.
• 13:58
  And I feel like Do you think they shot her confessionals post-mummy makeover?
• 14:03
  Because if so, that's unfortunate.
• 14:05
  I honestly couldn't tell at all.
• 14:09
  And as I'm watching her go through this liposuction, I couldn't help but wonder, wouldn't it just be easier to take Ozenpik?
• 14:16
  I do think that would probably be easier.
• 14:18
  There might be like a loose skin situation that would need surgery, but cross that bridge when you get to it.
• 14:23
  Like, why would anybody get liposuction these days when you can just get Ozempi?
• 14:27
  I know.
• 14:27
  I do agree with you because you don't actually have to go under the knife.
• 14:30
  And it's way easier.
• 14:32
  She probably would still need a tummy tuck for like the loose skin from pushing the baby out.
• 14:37
  That is a thing.
• 14:38
  Do you have that?
• 14:39
  I have a bit of a pooch, yeah, that I don't know that the GLP one I'm on is gonna fully eradicate.
• 14:46
  Time will see.
• 14:47
  Time will tell.
• 14:48
  So I don't know about all that, but I all I know for sure is like she's getting the titties out that Jack's paid for, those giant titties that she didn't want that he wanted.
• 14:59
  And I got a little emotional.
• 15:01
  Like, who knew that a plastic surgery makeover would like be so powerful?
• 15:04
  But like she said that this is about me taking my power back, and I just loved it.
• 15:09
  I'm really happy for her.
• 15:11
  Those boobs looked really uncomfortable.
• 15:13
  Oh, and her the outfits that she wore that she tried to squeeze those titties into did not do her any favors.
• 15:19
  She needs a stylist.
• 15:22
  Desp.
• 15:23
  Desp.
• 15:24
  Why is nobody volunteering?
• 15:28
  Yeah, I don't know.
• 15:30
  Anne Hathaway.
• 15:31
  May I suggest Anne Hathaway stylist?
• 15:34
  Yeah, that's a great suggestion.
• 15:36
  She's also worked with um Selena Gomez.
• 15:40
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 15:42
  I don't know if Brittany can afford her, but like.
• 15:45
  Do you have any other thoughts on the valley?
• 15:47
  Maybe we can start a GoFundMe.
• 15:50
  I'm ready to move on, maybe to Atlanta.
• 15:53
  God, this season is just so good.
• 15:56
  It's pretty good.
• 15:57
  K Michelle is so delusional.
• 15:59
  Like, what is all this plotting and planning she's talking about?
• 16:01
  I don't know.
• 16:02
  That part is getting a little tired to me.
• 16:04
  It's it's I'm you know, how housewives lose me when I get confused as into what they're talking about.
• 16:12
  Like, I need to be able to follow your thread.
• 16:16
  And with whatever she's saying, I'm not following it.
• 16:19
  Well, it's is it still about the the glade candle vagina?
• 16:25
  See, is it?
• 16:26
  Who knows?
• 16:28
  Unclear.
• 16:29
  I don't know either, but elsewhere we get to meet a little bit more of Sway.
• 16:34
  And you know what?
• 16:35
  I think they're actually very sweet, Portia and Sway.
• 16:39
  Do you?
• 16:39
  Yeah, you don't.
• 16:42
  I think Sway has money.
• 16:44
  Do you think that's why Portia's with her?
• 16:47
  I don't think that's why, but I think Portia wouldn't date somebody who didn't have money.
• 16:51
  What does Sway do exactly?
• 16:52
  I'm not sure.
• 16:55
  And we learned that Kelly is dating a secret man who she nicknamed Jarvis for a year?
• 17:00
  Why is she you have to why is she allowed to not share that and be a full-time housewife?
• 17:08
  I don't know.
• 17:10
  That's not right to me.
• 17:12
  Elsewhere, I I fear that Shemia and her husband are not long for this marriage.
• 17:18
  Why?
• 17:20
  You don't you don't agree?
• 17:21
  I think he just doesn't like being on camera.
• 17:24
  Dude, what I saw this episode really just Why?
• 17:28
  Because he told her to stop acting?
• 17:29
  He told her to stop acting.
• 17:31
  He just he he's putting pressure on her to have a boy if she doesn't have a boy.
• 17:36
  Like I don't think this woman is gonna if this woman cannot figure out how to produce a boy for him, like he's gonna hit the road and find a younger woman who will give him a son.
• 17:46
  Yeah, I feel like you might have a something to that there.
• 17:50
  Like this man is so set on having a son.
• 17:53
  And like if I were his daughter watching this later, I would feel like complete shit.
• 17:57
  Yeah, that'd be a big bummer.
• 17:58
  Like, if I were Shamia, that's what I would be worrying about.
• 18:01
  My daughter seeing this one day and like how important this was to him.
• 18:04
  Like, I wasn't enough.
• 18:05
  Yeah, totally.
• 18:07
  And yeah, she they just don't seem neither of them seem like they're into each other at all.
• 18:12
  Like, there's no spark, there's no, it's all very like a business.
• 18:17
  I'm I mean, I just chalked it up to him not being interested in the cameras, but you might have something going there.
• 18:24
  So then we also had Phaedra's Healing Waters event.
• 18:28
  So it came out of nowhere.
• 18:29
  There was no like the the typical structure of the FaceTime calling everyone, I'm gonna invite you to my Healing Waters event.
• 18:36
  And I appreciated it.
• 18:37
  I appreciated being thrown into it.
• 18:39
  I didn't feel safe, like I felt up-ended, like I liked it.
• 18:43
  Without that structure that I depend on.
• 18:45
  I didn't realize Phaedra was a Reiki master.
• 18:48
  Did you realize she played the flute?
• 18:50
  No, she's a woman with just endless talent.
• 18:53
  That healing waters party was everything to me.
• 18:56
  I wanted to float on one of those floaties in the pool.
• 18:59
  It looked so relaxing.
• 19:00
  What about when Shamia started sinking?
• 19:03
  Like you accept that, obviously.
• 19:05
  I was howling.
• 19:08
  That was so funny.
• 19:09
  Shemia's just like, poor Shamia.
• 19:12
  I feel like she always has this shit happen to her.
• 19:14
  She really does.
• 19:15
  Like, if I were to guess which one would be the one that would um have their air mattress leak in the water, it would be Shamia.
• 19:25
  Yeah, I do agree.
• 19:27
  And then the cutaways to Phaedra like playing the flute and stuff, it just beautiful work.
• 19:33
  And then there was a fight at the dinner, of course.
• 19:36
  It started with K Michelle versus Porsche, but then it quickly went to Kelly versus Porsche.
• 19:42
  The Kelly versus versus Porsche kind of came out of nowhere to me.
• 19:46
  Well, it was kind of it echoed back to when they were at that lunch where Kelly had the the hair scarf that you hated.
• 19:53
  Oh god, that's Porsche accused her of sleeping with a married man.
• 19:57
  And this time there are specifics, a married preacher that Phaedra knows.
• 20:02
  Yeah.
• 20:03
  What's up with that?
• 20:04
  Is Jarvis a married preacher?
• 20:07
  Or is it this a different person?
• 20:09
  I think this is a different man, but it would explain why she needs to use a code name of Jarvis.
• 20:15
  It would.
• 20:17
  But things were looking bad.
• 20:18
  I feel like there were like gun things looked like they could have almost turned physical.
• 20:23
  Meanwhile, over in Rhode Island, we pick up right where we left off.
• 20:27
  There's also accusations of somebody sleeping with a married man.
• 20:31
  Actually, Kelsey accuses Rosie of sleeping with two married men.
• 20:36
  Yes.
• 20:37
  One of which a basketball coach who paid her off, which is why she hasn't had enough money to buy her house, which makes sense to me because that's what I thought.
• 20:47
  As a news person, you make zero money.
• 20:50
  Yeah, and her husband is a fucking Frank Sinatra impersonator.
• 20:54
  That's his whole ass job.
• 20:56
  No, well, she said he did other things.
• 20:57
  He was like on the radio, and and then remember he had a music career where she was in his music video.
• 21:03
  Oh, music career in air quotes.
• 21:06
  That looked like the dorkiest thing I've ever seen.
• 21:09
  His music career is probably as successful as this podcast.
• 21:16
  He probably made as much money off his music career as we do off this podcast.
• 21:22
  Which is none.
• 21:23
  Which is negative.
• 21:25
  As you can tell by the lack of ads.
• 21:27
  Oh, that's hilarious.
• 21:30
  Good one.
• 21:31
  Yeah, I mean, how how is she gonna explain that?
• 21:33
  Like, explain your wealth.
• 21:35
  If this is not true, explain your wealth.
• 21:36
  It was a great point.
• 21:39
  What did you think of the fight in the car where Liz is telling Alicia she wasn't actually homeless?
• 21:45
  Like, we're getting caught up in semantics, if you ask me.
• 21:48
  Like you really like to go out of order, don't you?
• 21:51
  Yeah, I do.
• 21:52
  Did you want to go back to Trivia Knight?
• 21:54
  Yes.
• 21:55
  Wasn't that on the way to Trivia Knight?
• 21:57
  No, it was on the way to Frank Sinatra.
• 21:59
  Oh.
• 22:00
  Oh my bad.
• 22:01
  Trivia night felt forced.
• 22:03
  The fight felt very forced.
• 22:05
  The whole thing felt very forced.
• 22:07
  Yeah, I didn't like any of it.
• 22:09
  Ashley might not be cut out for housewives, I fear.
• 22:15
  I hate to say it, but I do agree.
• 22:17
  I mean, she was at Watch What Happens Live and Caitlin Bristow was front row.
• 22:20
  I'm like, let's get Caitlin Bristow in here.
• 22:23
  She seems like she'd be cut out for it.
• 22:25
  She would be something to watch no matter what.
• 22:27
  But she is not married and she does not live in Rhode Island.
• 22:31
  Can she be on?
• 22:32
  I mean, wherever she I don't care.
• 22:35
  Wherever she lives, make a housewife franchise around her.
• 22:37
  And who lives in LA?
• 22:40
  Of all the housewives we have, how many are actually married?
• 22:43
  Like 25%.
• 22:46
  Yeah.
• 22:47
  Bethany Frankel was enough, like was literally just like a single woman in the city.
• 22:51
  She was like Carrie Bradshaw when she started.
• 22:54
  That's the first time they did that.
• 22:56
  No, Lori on Orange County.
• 22:58
  Yeah.
• 22:59
  She did have a she was like a housewife who had fallen.
• 23:04
  Yeah, a fallen wife.
• 23:06
  But anyway, so what did you think of Liz's Pizza Mama presentation?
• 23:10
  You're not gonna get this because you don't watch Southern Hospitality, but it reminded me a lot of Joe Bradley's presentation to Leppa this on the finale.
• 23:19
  Those who watch both will get a kick out of that.
• 23:22
  Not good, is what I had to say.
• 23:24
  Although some of her ideas I were like, I was like, that is actually a good idea.
• 23:28
  But it just felt so juvenile the way she presents to her husband.
• 23:32
  I'm like, that this is your husband, not like your dad, you know.
• 23:37
  Yeah, it reminded me of if Elle Woods wanted to open a restaurant instead of become a lawyer.
• 23:44
  Like she had her sparkly pen and she was like a contract on her little notepad.
• 23:49
  Yeah, you're so right.
• 23:51
  And Billy tells her, that's her husband's name, Billy.
• 23:54
  Mm-hmm.
• 23:55
  He tells her, like, I have an estate planner.
• 23:57
  If because he said, if something happens to me, she said, I'll get nothing.
• 24:01
  And he said, No, I have an estate planner.
• 24:03
  But I think they were getting a little off track because okay, if something happens to him, she'll be okay, which I believe him that he like wouldn't because she has this their kid, so like a fight leave her in a good k good situation, right?
• 24:15
  If they were to break up, that's a different scenario.
• 24:19
  Yeah, she was a smart girl till she fell in love.
• 24:22
  Yup, and that's what Alicia's asking for.
• 24:25
  So now it's the next pizza mama, she gets 10% of his share.
• 24:31
  Yeah, how much can that possibly be?
• 24:33
  And this is if there's a next pizza mama, if and when there's a lot of there's a lot of, you know, it's very vague.
• 24:40
  This next deal, but if she's happy, I'm happy for her.
• 24:43
  Yep, same.
• 24:45
  I mean, at least it's but she's trying, you know, she's trying.
• 24:48
  This is her trying.
• 24:50
  So, what did you think of Liz saying to her that she wasn't homeless?
• 24:53
  I think that a lot of people are missing the point, which is like they're like, why is she harping on this term?
• 24:59
  I think it's because Liz is she said on the show, I'm like really close with her family, and I don't want her this to like people to think that her family left her homeless.
• 25:09
  Like Liz is Liz is trying to protect Alicia's whole family.
• 25:13
  Yeah, I get that.
• 25:14
  Alicia's like, I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna burn it all down.
• 25:16
  And I think that Liz should just let her say what she wants to say.
• 25:20
  Yeah, I mean, like, it's not Liz's job to protect her family.
• 25:24
  Yeah, I appreciate what she's trying to do, but you gotta at some point you gotta let this person make their bed.
• 25:29
  Yeah.
• 25:30
  I think she realized that and she did apologize.
• 25:32
  So I don't know why Alicia was still harping on it.
• 25:35
  She clearly felt hurt.
• 25:37
  Those are the kinds of like that I believed that felt real.
• 25:41
  Tully.
• 25:42
  Well, they have a history, they have a real history.
• 25:44
  Whereas this Rosie Kelsey thing is just I feel like I'm just watching like a really like, you know, a lifetime show.
• 25:51
  Hallmark channel movie.
• 25:53
  Yeah, well, Hallmark they don't fight like that on Hallmark.
• 25:56
  Never.
• 25:56
  I I don't think.
• 25:58
  Maury.
• 25:59
  Yeah, yeah.
• 26:00
  Just like very exaggerated.
• 26:02
  Like they watched Maury to study.
• 26:06
  Where to next?
• 26:08
  I think that we can just head straight into the 90-day U-verse.
• 26:12
  Which couple should we start with?
• 26:15
  Let's start with Caitlin and Josh.
• 26:19
  The woman cle does she not know what anxiety is?
• 26:23
  Katie.
• 26:23
  Sorry, not Caitlin.
• 26:25
  Uh she should be very familiar with anxiety.
• 26:31
  I was gonna say, I'm like, you're describing anxiety, and it seems like you get it every weekend, minimum.
• 26:37
  So this isn't an unfamiliar sensation to you.
• 26:42
  Stuff like that, like, reminds me of my old life.
• 26:46
  I used to drink a lot, and I don't miss that at all.
• 26:50
  Like, I don't miss it.
• 26:51
  This woman needs to stop drinking, like, all her problems would be solved if she stopped drinking.
• 26:56
  She has to, like, her relationship and any future relationship depends on it.
• 27:01
  That is very true.
• 27:02
  And he, I think, is starting to have uh some regret, perhaps.
• 27:09
  Yeah, I don't think questioning his decision, as he should be.
• 27:13
  I kind of hope they break up.
• 27:15
  I hope he realizes his mistake and turns right around and goes back to London.
• 27:19
  100% they will break up.
• 27:21
  What about Debbie and her actor man?
• 27:26
  So now that I've seen him, IRL, he is ugly, and I do agree with you.
• 27:32
  Thank you.
• 27:33
  And he literally straight up said, I'm here to catch my dream.
• 27:38
  Oh, and and marry Debbie.
• 27:40
  Mary my fiance, like, oh my god, this man is not gonna make it as an actor here in America.
• 27:46
  I'm sorry.
• 27:47
  He's just not, he doesn't have what it takes.
• 27:49
  I can already tell.
• 27:50
  Well, he did a small impression of Robert De Niro, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I forget the other one, but none of them were anything to write home about.
• 28:01
  I live.
• 28:03
  I I'm you know, I work in the entertainment industry, and I feel very qualified to say that he should go back home if that's what he wants.
• 28:11
  Hundo P.
• 28:12
  Otherwise, we didn't get much from them.
• 28:14
  It's just like the most well, first of all, him like leaving her hanging and not saying whether or not he was actually coming is just mean.
• 28:21
  He made her throw up.
• 28:23
  That is like so horrible.
• 28:25
  He thought it was funny.
• 28:27
  I hate him.
• 28:28
  Me too.
• 28:28
  He's awful.
• 28:29
  Remember that guy who like brought his fiancé to a shack and was like, This is our house, like just yes, Binium.
• 28:36
  No, not Binium.
• 28:37
  Um the B.
• 28:39
  Balal.
• 28:40
  Balal and and Sha something.
• 28:43
  Shaha Shahaida.
• 28:44
  Mm-hmm.
• 28:45
  Mm-hmm.
• 28:46
  Yeah, he's evil.
• 28:47
  He's evil and he's a bad actor.
• 28:50
  Totally.
• 28:51
  You should stick to tour guiding.
• 28:53
  Yep.
• 28:55
  And then we have Shay Shay Shay.
• 29:00
  I have so many thoughts about this.
• 29:02
  Shay with four deer heads on his wall in one room.
• 29:05
  Horrifying.
• 29:06
  Horrifying.
• 29:07
  He was like, we can put a towel over him.
• 29:09
  I was like, we're gonna need to remove him, actually.
• 29:12
  Just take them down.
• 29:13
  I would turn, I would fly right back home.
• 29:15
  Also, the relationship between him and that one daughter is very weird.
• 29:19
  Yeah.
• 29:20
  Why was she like, he never gives me diamonds?
• 29:23
  Yeah, because you're not marrying him.
• 29:24
  Yeah, why the fuck?
• 29:26
  Why would you want your dad to buy you jewelry?
• 29:28
  Like, that's weird.
• 29:31
  She's weird.
• 29:32
  That's just yeah.
• 29:34
  And then, okay, but I will say that on the way out the door, when she and her son left or daughter, and she's like, Hey dad, can I get some money?
• 29:44
  And he gave her money to buy what was it?
• 29:46
  Like biscuits before church.
• 29:48
  Yeah, biscuits before church.
• 29:49
  And Annabelle got mad.
• 29:51
  My thought was that this is probably just like a like something that they sell like in like a booth that's like cash only, like a lemonade sale, like you know, like on the street biscuits, not like I'm giving you money to like go to a restaurant and order biscuits.
• 30:05
  I think it was more like, do you have any cash?
• 30:06
  Like when we ask your husband, like, do you have any cash for us to take?
• 30:10
  She said, maybe you're right, because she didn't say, like, what?
• 30:14
  Can I get a couple dollars?
• 30:15
  I think that's what she said.
• 30:16
  Yeah, you literally gave her like a 10 in another bill that I couldn't see, but I don't think it was more than like a five or another.
• 30:22
  It must have been a five.
• 30:23
  So I think that Annabelle just didn't understand that interaction.
• 30:27
  It doesn't matter.
• 30:28
  I don't think it matters to her.
• 30:29
  I think she doesn't like like I think in her culture that shit would never happen.
• 30:34
  No, of course not.
• 30:35
  I hate to say I'm on his side with that one, but I'm on his side with that one.
• 30:39
  I don't know if I am yet, because she's weird.
• 30:42
  Yeah, she's very weird.
• 30:44
  She's sick.
• 30:45
  It's weird to be in competition with your dad's wife for his attention.
• 30:49
  That's when you're a whole ass adult with your own kids, it's so weird.
• 30:53
  Yeah.
• 30:54
  So we'll see how that goes.
• 30:55
  I mean, he obviously gives her more than just cash for biscuits.
• 30:58
  So there's obviously she doesn't pay rent for the trailer on his property.
• 31:02
  Yeah, so there is an argument there, but I don't think I think in this one specific situation I'm on her side.
• 31:11
  Hmm.
• 31:12
  There is another situation here where we have a money dynamic, and that is Rashid and Mallory.
• 31:20
  We have another money dynamic after this, too.
• 31:23
  Oh, with Paola and Thomas?
• 31:26
  Nope.
• 31:27
  We'll get to it.
• 31:28
  Okay, so Rasheed and Mallory, are these the two most genuine people ever to be on 90-day fiance?
• 31:35
  I think so, but we saw another side of him that I didn't love.
• 31:38
  When?
• 31:39
  Like he just like, you're my wife, you'll do what I say, kind of thing, you know.
• 31:44
  But she, I think she's strong enough to stick up for him.
• 31:47
  Yeah, she definitely was like, no.
• 31:49
  So, like, I don't think she's gonna let him push her around.
• 31:54
  But he's not asking for anything crazy.
• 31:57
  Like, he's literally says he needs to help his family rebuild because they are living in a tent.
• 32:02
  So here's my question there, because it appeared that there was like a lot of siblings.
• 32:07
  Why or why are they living in a tent?
• 32:11
  Maybe it costs a lot to rebuild, but yeah, because he said that all the siblings are helping contribute to the rebuilding process.
• 32:18
  My question is more like, why isn't the parents living with one of them?
• 32:21
  Why are they in a tent?
• 32:23
  That's a great point.
• 32:24
  I don't know that many siblings.
• 32:26
  Did you also notice this was the craziest thing to me?
• 32:29
  Please tell me you noticed how every man in that family sits exactly the same way on one leg.
• 32:35
  No, I didn't notice that at all.
• 32:36
  I have to go back and watch.
• 32:37
  They all sat how I say, like, I can't ever sit with just like both my legs on the ground.
• 32:42
  And they all had one leg under them.
• 32:44
  At one point, I thought one of the sons only had one leg because I thought his other leg was cut off at the knee.
• 32:50
  But then I saw all the other men the dad, the brother, the other brother, Rashid himself all sat with one leg folded under the other.
• 32:57
  It was crazy.
• 32:58
  That is crazy.
• 32:59
  I didn't notice that at all.
• 33:00
  Damn.
• 33:02
  And I just I thought that the family was like really welcoming.
• 33:06
  So nice to her.
• 33:07
  So I the mom clearly like loves her.
• 33:10
  So why can't she stay in Turkey?
• 33:15
  She probably doesn't want to.
• 33:17
  Why?
• 33:17
  She lives in a horrible place.
• 33:19
  She literally lives in a MAGA hellscape.
• 33:22
  First of all, I don't think that bothers her.
• 33:26
  Like, and I would feel so bad knowing that like I'm spending like because he he can't work.
• 33:33
  So I personally like knowing that my that my like that I'm that Rashid depends on me fully for like financial sub stability.
• 33:46
  Yeah.
• 33:46
  Like I would feel off.
• 33:48
  And not just him, but like his family.
• 33:50
  Like I would feel like I could never go get Botox again because that money could be going towards rebuilding Rasheed's parents' house.
• 33:58
  Well, he's not working, yeah.
• 33:59
  Yeah, I would feel awful.
• 34:00
  Like I would feel like I can't spend any money on myself ever again.
• 34:04
  Like I would feel so guilty knowing that.
• 34:06
  Like I said, I would want a deeper dive into what your other 10 siblings, why they're not living with the other 10 siblings.
• 34:14
  Why are they still in a tent?
• 34:16
  Yeah, that is whose house were they at?
• 34:18
  Can they stay there?
• 34:19
  Yeah, I don't know.
• 34:20
  Yeah, I'd like I'd like more information.
• 34:23
  Yeah.
• 34:24
  But we're not gonna solve this today.
• 34:27
  Nope, we're not, Sean.
• 34:28
  But we do have uh an ex-boyfriend in the picture because Mallory got in a horrible car accident and had uh three beat of her intestines removed.
• 34:36
  That sounds so gnarly.
• 34:38
  Poor thing, and her ex-boyfriend helped her nursed her to health and took care of her dogs.
• 34:44
  Yeah.
• 34:46
  So I think that's I think they don't understand in other cultures that like if you were friends with benefits and then you're not anymore, like it really might not be anything.
• 34:56
  Yeah, like relationship dynamics can be really complicated, yeah.
• 35:00
  And I'm not saying that they can't be in other countries, too, but I don't know.
• 35:06
  Uh I mean we saw this guy on the preview, you know, he ain't got nothing to worry about.
• 35:12
  Yeah, no, and I just feel so bad.
• 35:15
  Not only do the parents live in a tent, they had to say goodbye to their son, and she said the pain was indescribable.
• 35:20
  That was really sad.
• 35:21
  I felt bad for her.
• 35:22
  I always hate watching that.
• 35:24
  Yeah.
• 35:26
  I just feel like Mallory should move to Turkey.
• 35:29
  I mean, it looks beautiful.
• 35:31
  If I were her, a hundred percent I would.
• 35:33
  Like, I would never take that man to to that horrible place.
• 35:37
  Like, if she really hates him, if she really loves him, she will not do this to him.
• 35:43
  I think it's already happening.
• 35:44
  Oh yeah, we already know she has, but and then am I missing a couple before we get to the new couple?
• 35:51
  Yeah, Marissa and what's his face?
• 35:56
  I'm gonna need a little bit more than that.
• 35:58
  Kleinfeld.
• 36:00
  Oh, the Kleinfeld lady, yes.
• 36:03
  Is her name Marissa or Melissa?
• 36:06
  I didn't even remember that she existed.
• 36:08
  So something.
• 36:12
  It starts with an M and ends with an Issa.
• 36:14
  We met her baby daddy.
• 36:17
  And we also met her Beyoncé, Eduardo, and she gifted him a key that doesn't work because her house is digital.
• 36:26
  Yeah, what was that?
• 36:27
  That was symbolic.
• 36:28
  Symbolic.
• 36:29
  I didn't like it.
• 36:32
  And it sounds like he was one of the people on an airplane that I would hate to be next to.
• 36:38
  Wow.
• 36:39
  Lifting the shade up and down, up and down, and then getting up 20 times to go to the bathroom.
• 36:43
  Ugh.
• 36:44
  But he it was his first time.
• 36:47
  He had yeah, he had to do everything that's horrible.
• 36:51
  And then the woman next to him, once she found out it was his first time, she was like, Oh, okay, that makes sense.
• 36:58
  The dad has legit concerns.
• 37:02
  He also seems like a colossal douche.
• 37:05
  Um, but what I found interesting is that he said that her family is rich rich and it made him feel insecure.
• 37:13
  So it's definitely gonna make this guy feel insecure, which was also interesting.
• 37:17
  I don't think this guy's gonna feel insecure.
• 37:19
  I think I don't either.
• 37:20
  I think he's gonna feel like he hit the jackpot.
• 37:22
  Yeah, I think that he has already like resigned to the fact that he is going to be the sugar baby in this relationship.
• 37:29
  This is his plan, sir.
• 37:31
  Yeah, I think, yeah.
• 37:32
  Sorry, buddy, that you couldn't couldn't handle it.
• 37:35
  But if you had just let yourself go and enjoy it, you would be living a much better life.
• 37:39
  You'd still be married.
• 37:41
  Yeah, sorry that you I bet he's gonna like see that and get jealous.
• 37:45
  And last but not least, we meet a new couple, Paola and Thomas.
• 37:51
  Paula with her tiny stuffs.
• 37:53
  She collects tiny stuffs and she has a successful piercing business.
• 37:57
  She seems like she's got it all going for her, you know.
• 38:00
  Their background story is so interesting.
• 38:04
  It really is.
• 38:05
  She's also 10 years older than him.
• 38:07
  Oh, I didn't even notice that.
• 38:10
  They were pen pals for 10 years, right?
• 38:13
  Yeah.
• 38:14
  No, not um, I don't know about 10 years, but for a while.
• 38:17
  They were like pen pals and best friends, yeah.
• 38:20
  Which is crazy.
• 38:22
  Because she had a boyfriend, even though she wanted to marry a Gringo all along.
• 38:25
  And why did she get so close?
• 38:27
  If they were really best friends, wouldn't she have told him she had a boyfriend like right away?
• 38:32
  Like, wouldn't she?
• 38:33
  I did think that was odd.
• 38:35
  Conversation.
• 38:36
  You would think, you would think.
• 38:38
  So that confused me, but overall, they seem pretty.
• 38:42
  I mean, he just like looks at her, he's like, I just love you so much.
• 38:44
  And she's like, she even drank the beans that he brought her in a thermal.
• 38:48
  And he like she liked them because she's a vegan and he eats meat.
• 38:53
  So his house, his apartment is really sad to me.
• 38:56
  Like, I actually was gonna ask you this because single bachelor life, like, his even for that standard, his his apartment was disgusting.
• 39:04
  Like when I met my husband, his apartment was like had decorations, yeah, you know, like and I feel like when you met your boyfriend, he also had decorations.
• 39:17
  Oh, yeah, and a kitchen table and a bed.
• 39:20
  He wasn't sitting on a yoga block.
• 39:22
  Yeah.
• 39:23
  Like he had to know that he like what you knew that she wasn't gonna want this.
• 39:29
  Like before she came, he should have gotten a goddamn kitchen table.
• 39:33
  I know.
• 39:34
  Like, that's literally the the that's minimal.
• 39:36
  That minimal expectation.
• 39:39
  So it's just upsetting because I believe this man is in his 30s.
• 39:44
  And she it seems like furniture.
• 39:47
  Yeah, it seems like he's got quite the catch, and maybe he wanted her to help pick things out, but like it doesn't seem that way because she came with two bags, and he's like, You have too much stuff.
• 39:57
  Yeah.
• 39:58
  Stuffs, stuffs, all her tiny stuffs, and she had ordered things to the house.
• 40:04
  Yeah, well, that's because she's moving there.
• 40:06
  Although when she left her apartment in Brazil, it was very clear she was keeping that apartment.
• 40:11
  Well, because this is this is the make or break time, yeah.
• 40:15
  It was like fully furnished still.
• 40:16
  Like, she she wasn't she has a place to return to, it appears.
• 40:19
  So I do think that they're like the real deal because the way that man sobbed at the airport, like he loves her.
• 40:25
  Oh, yeah.
• 40:25
  And the way he looks big time, yeah, big time.
• 40:28
  Yeah, so but they're very they're very opposite, so we'll see how that goes.
• 40:33
  Sometimes opposites attract.
• 40:34
  I I do think that they might work, they just might work.
• 40:38
  It's just tricky when when you're opposite in living style, like if he is a minimalist and she's like a maximalist, like that in a tiny apartment makes for a lot of problems.
• 40:49
  I think they can find a middle ground, I do believe.
• 40:52
  I hope so.
• 40:54
  Because I think he loves her enough that he can like live with having a table.
• 40:58
  So I am almost done with hacks.
• 41:00
  I started the last episode and I had to I had to turn it off to record this, but I'm a little nervous.
• 41:10
  Did you see any spoilers?
• 41:12
  No, it's not, it's not looking like it's gonna have a happy ending.
• 41:18
  Really?
• 41:20
  No, I don't know how we can get out of this one.
• 41:24
  But it's been a stellar season.
• 41:26
  Whatever happens, it's been a stellar season, it's been a stellar five seasons, and I think it might be the best show that's been on in like of the decade, the best comedy of the decade.
• 41:37
  I really can't wait to watch it.
• 41:38
  I just gotta get through these damn hockey playoffs.
• 41:42
  Yeah, can't wait for that to be done.
• 41:45
  Yeah, I would definitely make this a priority if I were you, but unfortunately, I don't control what's on my TV in the evening anymore.
• 41:55
  Hopefully someday.
• 41:57
  So I guess I said when are hockey playoffs over.
• 42:00
  He said uh sometime in June.
• 42:02
  That's so soon.
• 42:03
  I mean, so what does that even mean?
• 42:05
  That's actually tomorrow.
• 42:06
  It's your husband's birthday tomorrow.
• 42:08
  Do you have anything special planned?
• 42:10
  If I did, I wouldn't say it on the pod.
• 42:12
  Well, by the time this gets posted, it'll have happened.
• 42:16
  I really don't.
• 42:17
  He hates his birthday, he does not ever want it celebrated.
• 42:20
  Um, we have some friends coming to stay with us for a couple nights, so we'll just hang out with them and you know.
• 42:27
  Did you make a fruit cake?
• 42:28
  I ordered some fruit because I don't have a lot of time these days.
• 42:34
  You say as you pick up your fussy baby.
• 42:37
  We got daddy an edible arrangement.
• 42:40
  Yay, baby boy! Did you get daddy a fruit edible arrangement?
• 42:46
  Yeah.
• 42:49
  Well, enjoy that.
• 42:51
  We have a few hours left of the weekend.
• 42:53
  Are you going to rot?
• 42:55
  Um, I'll probably be editing my half of this.
• 42:58
  What about you?
• 42:59
  You're gonna go do some activity.
• 43:01
  Yeah, I'm gonna go play pickleball and then uh um probably watch a movie and eat some steak.
• 43:07
  So I don't really know when I'm gonna edit my half.
• 43:09
  I might have to send it over back to you.
• 43:12
  What movie?
• 43:13
  Unclear.
• 43:14
  I'll have to I'll have to report.
• 43:16
  You should watch Um Remarkably Brilliant Creatures.
• 43:19
  Oh, I love that movie.
• 43:21
  I know it's a book.
• 43:22
  I mean to read it, but okay.
• 43:24
  All right, maybe we'll give that one a shot on Netflix.
• 43:26
  It seems like a little too like wholesome for me, but I mean it is, but it's just really good.
• 43:32
  And then in other exciting news, tomorrow for dinner, I'm going to Tower Bar, which I don't know if you've heard of it, but it is a very celeb heavy.
• 43:40
  Oh, who are you going with?
• 43:42
  My boyfriend, a date, a date noite, but we can't even take pictures there.
• 43:49
  Oh, oh my god, you have to tell me if you see anybody.
• 43:52
  I'll duh on a Monday.
• 43:53
  You might.
• 43:53
  What time are you going?
• 43:55
  Seven.
• 43:57
  Maybe.
• 43:58
  I know.
• 43:58
  I don't know.
• 43:59
  Unlike me who goes to dinner at five, never will see anyone.
• 44:02
  Usually, remember we went to Nobu at five?
• 44:05
  I do.
• 44:06
  Like it's just not a good time, but you get reservations where you can.
• 44:11
  I want to go to Tower Bar.
• 44:13
  I'm so excited.
• 44:14
  Eat a$45 burger.
• 44:16
  Can they can you bring babies into Tower Bar?
• 44:18
  Probably not.
• 44:20
  He's been a really good guest this whole time.
• 44:22
  He has.
• 44:23
  Do you have any final words for us, baby boy?
• 44:25
  Do you have any final thoughts, honey?
• 44:29
  No.
• 44:29
  Okay.
• 44:30
  Well, thanks for rotting with us, everyone.
• 44:32
  Thanks for rotting with us.
• 44:34
  Come out.
• 44:35
  So glad we can make time.
• 44:37
  So glad we can still make time.