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Twisted Love - by Ana Huang · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi, friends. You're listening to lose the
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plot with collar and Emily. In this episode, we're reading
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Twisted. Love, I Anna Wang.
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We are talking about the entire book.
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So warning there will be spoilers.
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I'm Carla and it might help with your condition stick up the arse
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itís. I'm Emily.
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I'm the only man in your mouth. You'd hope so.
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Look how big's your gum and putting remember him saying that
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he did. I don't doubt in my mind.
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Your mouth. All right.
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That's right. It was part of a combo package.
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Now I remember we love the combo package.
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Age. We don't even need to do this
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review. What we could just do is cut and
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paste. A review of Fifty Shades of
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Grey. Looking like you like it runs
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parallel. Okay.
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There's a lot of things. A lot of different ways there
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is, but it's like I said, Fifty Shades is cousin the milder
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addition. It's not though Ive that might
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just be me. It just felt like I was
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rereading. He is Christian Gray light.
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Alex volkov is Christian Grey no, I feel like it's 360.
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Today's mild mild mild, not wild intense, just not intense, but
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then the wagon wheels fell off it because I feel like he's less
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intense because he's 26 and not like a 40 year old man coming
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out through dating a like eating or old.
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Yeah yes less wild more mild so with mild is your taste pick up
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this book today. I don't No, I feel like we could
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smash this out in five minutes. This review,
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I don't even know if I do. Look, at least, you're not
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dating me. You wouldn't even know what to
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do with yourself. This is what it's like every
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day. Fair enough.
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It's every day, bro. Do you say that?
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I feel like, yeah, swing your gaslighting me.
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How Jake Paul is making a Resurgence in just because
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pleasingly. Yes, indeed my mouth.
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Every like middle-aged lady needs mind Meowth, pussy, like
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along the wall on their welcome. That's everything to be fair.
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That is Peak Mental Health. Take care of you want email that
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you pussy, I guess. Okay, so we've got, we've got
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Ava, he's a total self-insert because the author's name is
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Anna, I'm pretty litter off. Sure.
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That's why it was written by dragging.
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It started as a Fifty Shades of Grey fanfic, I don't know how
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because it's nice Mafia of Fifty Shades.
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This gives very mild Mafia, it did totally derail in a like
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what the last third into Mafia lovely girl you do there are so
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many Avenues. I know there was every Trope
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every obvious Trope you know when you're at the zoo and you
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know, Yes I know it's got the little sign.
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That's my draft this it was like trauma.
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Fifty Shades yeah Mafia brother father's best friend kidnapping
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kidnapping. Yep it had a princess that's the
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one that threw me off. That aren't so different.
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She's got her own book. They all have their own book.
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The Princess Diaries, who I would actually read her book, I
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don't know. I think Bridget Jones's Diary,
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what's happening? I'm gonna see have fucker
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bodyguard. Let's see.
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Right the tensions there. Yeah, you're going to need to
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explain that to me because that just went, like, whoosh over my
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head. What do you mean?
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Well, like, why is she friends with the princess?
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I don't know why she friends with a lawyer and influencer.
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It's a very wide range. Yeah, that's true.
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She's very well connected in a way for how does not make sense?
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Well, I guess our brothers super A up there and popular and I'm
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gonna pop. My eyes.
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Are princess at her school too? Nice?
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No idea mr. Sorry.
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I was listening to the audiobook and the male narrator was great
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because he sounded like that movie trailer kind of guys.
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Yeah, well that's exactly why I always beat them up so I never
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should have listened to them. Yeah, normal, I listen to it at
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normal speed up the start and I was like, coming to Cinemas knew
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you, I was just like, oh my God. Like a rusty.
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He sounded like the one out of Beauty and the bowler.
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Mmm. Yeah.
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So that guy sounded like he was 50 years old.
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Fast guy at least sounded a bit there.
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Age-appropriate 26. I don't know. 26 year-old.
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That sounds like that. So he's 26.
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He's a genius. He's run in a way like he's not
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Felicia Ukrainian. Yeah, he's like one generation
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American. Which automatically makes him
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harder and he could walk a Runway at any given time Emily.
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I mean, yeah, he probably can do push-ups on his thumbs.
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Only, I kind of don't get when a book like I understand what
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they're trying to do, but I don't get when they deliver our
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someone who's supposedly. So perfect just head to toe but
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mentally insane. Yeah.
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I guess it's the whole thing. Like I'm an average girly and
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this beautiful man, picked me. So I'm studying like Ava, wasn't
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an Average bill either. Well, when she described
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herself, she kind of was, but when he described her, she's
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beautiful. Yeah.
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So I don't know. I reckon she was described hot.
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Okay, so here we are again on the very familiar,
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Merry-Go-Round of a man that's extremely emotionally.
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Repressed. And essentially hates women,
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like out the gate, he fucking hates women.
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Oh yeah. He only uses them for sex and
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that the party. They were trying to make out
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with each other and he was just like, this is so boring, it's
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like just be Gaber. She like it's fine.
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The G-Spot is in the ass for a reason.
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Yeah. Like you don't have to be
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involved. No.
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I think he acts just like he's a bulb at all.
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That's the vibe. Yeah, I'm a ball.
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Hooking up with everyone but I sleep with his chick who she
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fucks Like a Porn Star. Okay, idiot.
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You're contradicting his own to get me started.
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Nothing. That was me.
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Punching him in the gotta line D.
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House the house. What?
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It's like, bought a house, but it was so funny because the he
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picks her up because she's late on the way to her brother's
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going-away party. I mean, what a surprise.
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Yeah, so her brother's going away for a whole year because
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he's studying medicine and he has to go away.
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When they finally came back to the party.
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Did you find it weird how they were practically like humping
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girls? We can't, you have what the
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fuck? Well, mostly Josh was, who's the
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brother? Did you find that way?
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Weird. Yeah, they had this party
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because he's so because he's like, oh, I hated Ava's
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ex-boyfriend Baba. And these just like practically
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dry humping girls on the couch, like, you're some problem.
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Yeah. But the fucking sisters in the
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room, she lives next door and everything.
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And she's like, at the party with her eyes.
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And he's practically about to whip his dick out in front of
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everybody. I don't understand a lot of
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things with American culture, it was not explained a single thing
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to me. It was like one step away from
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being Group orgy, fair enough. Like he just had my way.
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Yeah, this is it a salty. If you're in the room and you
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don't concern? Yes.
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Yes. At least eyeball the salty,
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well, he was practically because those two girls started making
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out and then they were both like on top of it.
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And I might take it to the bedroom.
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So on the phone to a but he was having yeah.
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Something someone well that was that seemed like he was at the
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party. So someone was all over him and
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then he had two girls all over and just a bit later.
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But what's wrong about him doing?
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Get on the phone and she was uncomfortable, but she's okay
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with being in the same party and he's doing that same thing.
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Well, to Royster, I have no idea what are is not a thing.
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I would be into a little weight aren't King Shame in this house
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in this house. Dude, we can shame on this
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podcast. I'm just going to say it because
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it's funny. It's funny looking Shane stop
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yakking Maya. Um, I just came to me.
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I think there's a certain like threshold where you are allowed
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to King. Shame.
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Oh yeah, yeah. I don't think you're like, shut
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up. Let me having to be, no, I'm
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sorry. Yeah, I just mean.
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You know how people go? No one's allowed to ever King,
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Shame, anything. And I'm like, pretty sure I can.
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I feel like, there's some subjects.
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You should be allowed. Full-blown, King Sheena.
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The talking me, like, some things are composed, like,
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something's are what the fuck. Exactly.
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So Some things do not make sure to not exist normalized.
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Like if you want to fucking hump a fucking National Monument or a
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bridge or fuck cars and shit, do you have to do it in public?
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Like, can I just not know about it?
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Yeah. They always someone said marry
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them in public and shitting like they have to because it is in
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public. I mean it's only like the Eiffel
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Tower and it can't move to your. Could you just imagine you've
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gone to Paris for the first time ever?
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You try amazing in the someone's just humping in the corner.
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You like the fuck. Is your like okay.
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Kids we're gonna turn around now?
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Oh my God. This is so we can be emotionally
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safe. Oh my God.
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You sound like Peak Burma in any who's any?
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Who's old easel? Okay back to the going away or G
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Party cookie cutter. His name is Alex, he hates
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women. I'm patching that Alex and Ava.
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You and I do not like next week. I feel like Alex, not a strong
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male name. It's not a strong man named.
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I feel like I'm allergic to keeping baby to me.
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It's not giving baby. It's giving me like boy, with
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braces or like, boy, with just a boy, when you see her, but it's
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chipping Works in a department. Yeah, it's giving salesman but
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not even a good one. My commission for him.
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I just don't think it's giving off Alpha energy or personality.
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Is it short for something? Or is it just Alex Alexander?
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Which I run across the name, the name supposed to mean strong,
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I'm pretty sure. The thing is what they lack in
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Emotion doesn't make up with any other area.
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No, because you enter her point of view, you always get or lack
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of emotion and then you in his head and it's like, I'm in love
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with her and every bed at the show it on the outside.
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You two dimensional character B flat bitch fucking surfboard
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face you fucking pig. Okay, cause emotionally
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repressed, us tight booty hole are so I think that's pretty
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whole just need one of those giant novelty size, but post met
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anyone and you're like, damn, like they just need someone to
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loosen all of that up. Like, the undercarriage
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everything, everything needs to me.
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Just um, yes. Yes.
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Oh, based also not even one baby's.
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All right let's go walls. That don't stop ruining their
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evening. See you until you were saying
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the G Spot in the ass he needs to find his G-spot I don't think
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he's ever gotten. I think he's Rollin, he's dead,
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it's entire life. I don't think he, I think he
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just thrust and doesn't doesn't realize this supposed to be
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anything happening after who's that.
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I need to cry about it. I'm sorry I'm not a else.
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It's just so sad like us should stop.
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Yes, I'm just drinking one of those novelty sighs fucking.
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He's got enough money. Oh yeah, we need a GoFundMe for
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us for emotional damage these books.
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If anyone would like to just fucking DM us, Their favorite
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surface? Okay, let's just let's go
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recommend around here. Oh, yeah, so conveniently
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because they're Brothers Moving overseas, he convinces Alex to
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switch spots with him move right in next door to Ava, so he can
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keep an eyeball, and I'm Anthony thinks he's not gonna fuck her.
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You were already in the air. It was born in the X and it
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wasn't just the girls making out with each other.
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I mean, if he wasn't too busy on, The couch being the rest, he
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could have noticed, right? Just so you being around this
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man, eight years. So what there's never been a
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spark until way later. It was bound to happen, your
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brother, just had to fuck off to another country and then you're
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like, hold on, hold on a parent they only ever seen each other
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at Thanksgiving. So he has to be a live in walk
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next door but a live in security guard, bro.
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How can he be on our ass 24/7? And then he was like, I must
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protect her, like you could do anything else, she doesn't want
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it. Even the breeze wouldn't of
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protected and put it in his brain.
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So hard that he needed to from what exactly.
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Why was she a Target? She was only target until you
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came around. Idiot.
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Yeah. Well, the brother kept saying,
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because her ex he was a very mild inconvenience and she could
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have handled him herself and she did know what's just ironic is
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that if the brothers on her ass all the time, how come he didn't
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know she was in the middle of nowhere in the first place.
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He was fucking yeah. But if he He expects old mate to
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be on his case this much and he expects them not to develop a
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proximity relationship. Hmm.
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Okay. Josh has no brain If yeah, for a
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med student, he's not that smart.
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I feel like they both should immediately knew something
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moment. She had a see-through shirt in
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the car. Yeah, it's a bright red girl.
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Who wears a bright red bra under a white shirt.
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Hey, Well, she's dumb too. Well.
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I mean that's just not the color combo you go to apparently.
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It works really well for hiding words under white clothes
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actual. Yeah.
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Bright red. Yeah, I had no idea she's a
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genius. I retract my previous statement
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ducted separate act going to try that new.
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If it doesn't work, don't blame me.
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Alex comes to her house because he thinks no no, no Ava was
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somewhere and then he tracked her down and burst it in and she
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was doing a lingerie shoot and he He had a brain fucking
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meltdown. Yeah.
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It was a photographer, like he was taking, Berta to be grave,
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was in like some randoms cast bedroom, but why isn't that her
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choice? It could be night.
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Banging, the dude, it's still, okay?
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I wish she was saying he's had full spun around his body, she
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didn't answer a message, warning sign number one, he's that he's
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crazy, but then Jules was like, yes, do it some more.
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So told jewels as well, this was the moment.
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And he realized she was a woman with boobs and a pussy.
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She before she was just Josh's sister.
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Yeah. Later.
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He acts like there was all this history because of his weird
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memory and he went back to all the the first time they met when
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she like, pretty much a child or whatever and I was like, stop
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throwing him in. They've been here for ran in
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there, Jules run and behind him. Like that would also be me all
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the tea. She was just laughing.
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He's tired. I was like, I try This often but
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I gave him the exact directions but so, imagine being this guy
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to just like what the hell is happening.
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Some angry boyfriend, and he's not even a boyfriend yet.
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He's nobody, he's nothing. What do you think?
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He was protecting her from in this situation photos on the
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internet she could have been taking them for herself or her
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Tinder. I wish she had a Tinder, that's
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funny. Would that be well, I don't get
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why in books like this, then never allowed to have any Any
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other options drives me nuts, but there's like bit was she was
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on top of him as well. Trying to get the camera off him
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as well, what a time, what a time to be alive for Alex, and
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he's just trying to like destroy the kits, like settle down bro.
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Just take the memory card out, like a normal person, I know,
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but what little old man, but, you know, that he was just
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thinking, I want a fucking mess. He was looking through the
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phone. So I'm taking this But that's
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the Mermaid. He kind of realized that she was
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a viable option. Oh yeah.
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He was kind of like how come fuck this.
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He was soaking in every little detail to our he would because
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of he's not stupid memory. Yes.
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But he was like looking her top to toe, didn't he?
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Say in a little bit later that he was wanking to?
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Yeah. Imagine having a memory but you
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could just enter your wank bank at any time in Crazy detail,
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fuck that. It's a lot of work.
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If your boyfriend could Do that big jizz everywhere?
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I was just cancel my boyfriend if he could do that, if you even
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like if he even spaced out for five seconds, I'll be like,
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where are you? What are you doing?
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What do you think your shit? Totally.
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I prefer a boyfriend with practically.
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No memory. That's right.
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He doesn't even remember things that like we've done because at
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least it's amazing. So I know he's not thinking
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about it gets lost in his own house.
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Oops. Yeah that's the kind of man.
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For me. I do I would not survive under.
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These conditions would be like a kidding and he dates like
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Victoria's Secret model. Oh my God.
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Yeah, he's like the Adam Levine. He just like turn on his brain
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and just like it was like every fucking chick.
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He's like the Pete Davidson know he is and he's just got every
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chick is like he has a folder in his brain for strategic Davis
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and dating anyone. Now the last he was dating was
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Emily. Roger, drunk, or something, huh?
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No, she stayed hairstyles now. Yeah but he was dating her last.
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I don't know what he's doing now.
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Fair enough. Why is the best friend?
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Always a big booby, redhead. It's the best time for best
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friend. Neither Russell under redhead
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first. We need like, we need someone to
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look after us when we go out. This is the probably every time
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because I'm like, why do I have to be the default?
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And I'm not. Well, I usually end up having to
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be the default, mom, when we go out, where is how big booby
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redheaded friend? I feel like we take turns
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looking after, but it usually depends on if I drink too fast
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before we go out us. True anyway, mom of the group
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Jules is it Julia? Joe decides that they need to do
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a whole plan to see if he's got any emotions?
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This is so dumb. So my field and it was such a
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Driving plot of the rest of the book.
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Essentially yet to force her to keep interacting with him.
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They could have just done Force proximity.
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I'd it was already forced. I do so, it's like, why did they
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have to have this little Mean Girls plot in the middle of this
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fucking they're supposed to be adults at this stage.
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Yeah, it was really waxy was like oh we have to make him feel
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things. You just know that she wanted.
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I feel like Jewels just one of them together.
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Yeah. And she couldn't think of
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something better. Yeah.
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And why? Did they have to categorize them
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by? This isn't like the seven sins.
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This looks relaxed. This is why it was really
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entertaining to read because it was all fucking over the place.
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I know there's no consistency. It was something new like every
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two seconds and then just wait, we started off with emotion and
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we ended up in fucking Mafia land, and through, don't get me
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started with the dad plot. I'm scared when we get to that
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bit. I'm not Michael part.
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His plot was trying to get him to I guess open up to a ver
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about different emotions with. I've never seen it because I've
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decided he's a robot. He's practically Mark Zuckerberg
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and they're like, we need to see him sad.
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So go over there with a couple of sad movie.
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So she rocks up next door, knock, knock, knock.
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He's like I'm actually about to go on a date.
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Dressed up. Yeah.
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And she goes, oh, I thought we could watch a couple of movies
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and then he just doesn't go on his date.
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Yep. With Madeline D house.
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Yeah. Okay, now she interests range of
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woods. It's always going to be a daddy
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in there. They're watching what was first
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and then there was our A Walk to Remember.
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And then Molly and Me. Yeah.
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There was that business. She ended up somehow straddling
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his knee. Yeah, dripping wet.
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That's the bit. That always, she was scared
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that. She just casually left.
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Pussy juice, are you not wearing panties?
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Uncle, what is protective layer of underwear like flap on thigh?
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Like I just I just feel like God, if you help worried about
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that something wrong. It's too much.
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It's too much water. Put a liner and go.
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It's so funny because in his book, I was like oh we sure this
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wasn't written by a man because it seemed fishy like endless
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flow like the second she even halfway Thought of something
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aroused like a real City all or they immediately get like can't
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lie immediately. The oven is prep attend on my
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any man, why isn't so accurate that are you saying that I'm
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getting 100% accuracy, you're not ready for fucking fourth
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base within Point, true a second girls ain't Ferrari.
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Oh my God. Like that premiums pussy.
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We're on the short bus. Work it out.
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We do intend to show fucking tampon up there if you ever
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think you're gonna interact with him.
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So, so exciting about the whole car washing sponge.
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Ha ha. Ha ha.
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It's Nolte size. Also he was after Molly and Me,
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girl, if it's all right, I'll see how she ended up with her
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hand he's paying us. Yeah, how that happened girl and
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I haven't. Whoop.
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I feel like you get there. You could have, he was there not
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the SS, a nervous know but I just don't even know, so she's
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ripping. Yeah, she's driven, she's asleep
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hand on, weaned waking up to that.
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What do you even do? You slip?
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Slide off the couch conveniently, it was raining and
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he couldn't just walk across the road.
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Have you heard it? It's just running my days, my
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friend. How could they look a pot?
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Australia, just have to walk in the rain and To get next door.
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I feel like anyone in America is like stacked on stacked.
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Mmm and I'll be living in kind of like a unique Community, I
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could be wrong. Yeah, well I assume that in an
26:17
apartment Apartments next door. How far could it be girl, it was
26:21
enough enough to take it enough to make an excuse, to take her
26:24
right up scares. Ya.
26:27
Let it have a little nightmares. He was thinking about when the
26:32
first time they met and everything and He was distinctly
26:36
remembering the first time he shook her hand or something and
26:39
he thinking I had so much smaller than mine.
26:41
I could just Crush her hand, bro.
26:43
That's like that tick tocks like out of that movie, but it's like
26:47
a Tick-Tock sound and it's like, I put a head on a stick or
26:50
something. Same thing.
26:52
Head on this stick. Yeah.
26:59
You're on a different side of tick.
27:01
Tock. Many me like Michael Bates.
27:05
I don't know. I don't even know.
27:07
That's right person. Well it is very murdery is it
27:12
not like, okay, Talking Ted Bundy?
27:15
Relax, relax. It's just a fact that her hand
27:20
is smaller than yours. Fucking.
27:21
He's only four years older than her.
27:23
Yeah. Yes it's not that grew me.
27:25
Is it this book? Thank God for a change.
27:28
Thank God. God can't do the green screams.
27:31
It's too much. It's too real.
27:34
I can't wait for Ava's nightmares to go away.
27:36
The second. She gets the dick.
27:37
That's what I was thinking at this time.
27:39
It didn't really happen though, did it?
27:41
It kind of did not straight away which I appreciate away.
27:46
I appreciate that. He let her just nightmare down
27:49
this thrash and it wasn't like that other book where she was
27:53
sleeping the house and it was gone immediately.
27:55
Yeah, that's I don't like that Trope, why?
27:59
Even have therapists when we could all just get a good
28:01
blanking from a god, Alex. Paul calls be fine.
28:06
It's just a vitamin D injections.
28:08
And then you go in. Never have a nightmare.
28:11
Never again, no PTSD here and no insomnia, no, nothing.
28:16
Just a good night, healthy sleep.
28:18
Mmm, I thought it was so funny because to herself when she was
28:22
thinking about these so-called challenges to have him show
28:25
emotion. Yeah, she was getting so pissed,
28:27
just don't do it. No one's forcing.
28:30
No one's making. You and tour just lie to your
28:32
friends. They're not there.
28:34
I just say it failed. Just say, he cried, he cried,
28:38
it's he cried. I didn't.
28:40
I didn't end up touching his penis in the end of it.
28:42
So exactly. Why do you care what fucking
28:46
Jules thinks? Jules has the Mind ruled fish.
28:48
And you know, it Jules has busy, she's older, the next fucking
28:52
hairbrained, scheme of the day. She was essentially though she
28:56
was thinking about all these challenges and basically Along
28:59
the way, she was practically diagnosing him as a psychopath
29:02
fair enough because she was thinking, he watched these scary
29:05
these sad movies and he didn't even have a singular, emotional
29:09
action. Yeah, when she talks to him, he
29:11
just there's nothing behind the eyes, like, I don't, you run
29:15
away state for, why did you pick this guy of all, guys?
29:19
If there's nothing behind the eyes are probably a serial
29:22
killer, he ate the horrible cookies which is the discussed
29:26
challenge. She purposefully baked Farrell
29:28
Cookies, excited asparagus and Pollock is something.
29:33
He's just a Savory King. What if he's got no taste buds?
29:36
That's what I was thinking. What if you just had covid?
29:38
I'm Bryant fits right in? He did walk away immediately
29:44
after. So, you know what she should
29:46
have tried those every flavor beans, the vomit ones, no bueno.
29:50
Never won. Nobody's getting through the
29:53
moment flavored. I love the earwax one's pretty
29:56
bad too, honestly. All Of these challenges are just
30:00
a waste of her time and energy. Isn't she going to UNI and has a
30:04
job and decide how the only mentions of her job was how she
30:08
was not performing well at it because if Alex every time yeah
30:13
he would in a way she'd be editing and she be crying and
30:15
upset or he totally wrecked a client with a guy.
30:18
Oh my God. Yes.
30:20
So this that poor kid that goes up for engagement photos and
30:23
he's just like, I don't know. That's so embarrassed, just
30:26
cause you're a millionaire. You doodle brain in this whole
30:30
book nothing made me more mad than him.
30:33
Just splashing money to essentially pay her for what
30:36
she's doing instead of allowing her to build up her own Merit.
30:40
Yeah. At her job.
30:42
Yeah. You know how patronizing that
30:44
would be? Yeah because he's not even
30:46
allowing her to be successful because at the end day he could
30:49
just flip it on her and go you'd be nothing without me.
30:51
Exact cause I bought all your artwork and I did this in that.
30:54
Yeah and he probably did things behind the scenes to 150 get
30:58
her. Whatever that she ends up doing
31:00
and get her. Those, she'll never actually
31:02
know if she was, would have been exactly.
31:06
Can we just talk about Liam because oh yes.
31:09
What the fuck is with him? Showing up and just being like,
31:12
it's been months. I can't believe you're punishing
31:15
me for him cheating. Yeah, he had no grasp on the
31:18
entire situation, I was like why don't you just take me back and
31:21
she kept explaining. I don't want to be with you, eat
31:23
it. I just did all.
31:24
I could picture. It was also because his name was
31:27
Liam was one When they wear the hoodies, I don't know if you've
31:32
seen in America the hoodies with the like team jerseys over top,
31:35
and it gives me the egg but I also imagined him sweating who?
31:39
Yeah. He was supposed to be very
31:41
white, polo t-shirt. Kind of guy was neat that worse?
31:45
Like country club. Yeah, fives.
31:47
Yeah like my daddy you'll pay to fix this.
31:51
I can't take me back over but click on it.
31:55
I've been working hard. Yeah, that Took me out.
31:59
Well, he was kind of drunk that occasion though.
32:01
He's from kamo occasions. Thank you.
32:04
So Liam has an alcohol problem, but it was just, again a plot
32:08
device to make Alex look good. Yeah, Alex isn't even that good.
32:12
What is he giving money? It's he's not.
32:16
He made one jerk in the entire fucking book.
32:19
It was a bad one. Yeah, so Liam's, the ultimate
32:23
cheetah and he has the nerve to say to Ava, he's like, oh my
32:26
God. Now that you've had some new
32:27
dick in your probably fucking some new guy.
32:29
That's the only reason why you don't want to get back with me
32:31
bro. First of all she hasn't even
32:33
one. You probably look like you're
32:34
twitching. Well I think this concept I
32:37
could you imagine he's just like yeah he's like please like my
32:41
black but anyway you know he was crying on the floor in the fetal
32:46
position and nodding. Yeah hundred percent when she
32:48
walked out he was like I didn't mean to do this.
32:51
This. I'm sorry.
32:53
I was just hungry. Yep, sad.
32:57
And then while she's having that X problem, not long after Alex
33:00
is having his ex problem with Madeline.
33:03
Yeah, because her being like eat canceled on me.
33:06
I don't like Madeline's character.
33:09
She's so pointless, she's very pointless.
33:11
And I really don't like when they pin women against women.
33:14
Yeah, I hate. It doesn't seem real.
33:16
No, it doesn't. She would have just moved on to
33:18
someone else. I also feel like Getting pushed
33:22
in pools. Very twelve-year-old.
33:24
Yes, that's where I got. The mingoes Vibes again, 12 year
33:28
old at a party. It was very high school and I
33:30
supposed to be well, into college Finance.
33:31
Yeah. What the fuck?
33:33
And this jig. She's apparently hot as hell.
33:35
She's Rich. Why bother getting further
33:37
involved? Yeah.
33:39
You think that she'd be off just pasting some possible or
33:42
something. Yeah.
33:43
And she didn't even sound like the kind of girl to be
33:45
emotionally attached. No, she didn't.
33:47
So it was just an ego trip for her, which was kind of dumb and
33:50
then Alex. I feel like I'm not above
33:52
ruining women. Like, okay, we know you're a
33:56
psychopath. I know you don't have to, he
33:59
slowly morphed into Joe from you.
34:01
Like I could give, you would totally kill your own mother
34:05
calm down. That's so true.
34:10
At this point, I kind of felt like the book was on a bit of
34:14
autopilot. So I was hoping for a good twist
34:18
because at this stage I was kind of like how this is gonna play
34:20
out. Can kind of, I know how it's
34:22
going to play out. Their haven't hooked up yet
34:24
even, but I was like, I know how this is going to go, because
34:26
every little Trope it had. I would say I wasn't prepared
34:30
for all the different. Mmm.
34:32
Yeah, it got me in the second half, he got me in this pit.
34:36
I was like, okay, this is so cookie cutter.
34:38
Yeah, and then it went so far left into Mafia world, that I
34:41
was like, they were King. I was like, I was on the roller
34:44
coaster there, and I was like, I didn't expect that, so, keeping
34:49
me entertained. Yeah.
34:51
There was a bit where Ava was talking to him and he said his
34:55
dick, jumped not like stop it. You know what really annoys me
35:00
with books like this and they'll be like I'm she's so beautiful.
35:04
She's I'm so in love with her or she'll be doing something like
35:07
half found and then they'll be like my dick throbbed.
35:10
And like, dude, your dick does not throw up that much.
35:13
I know. There's no way.
35:15
I feel like you need to go the doctor babes.
35:19
You can go together drippy pussy.
35:23
It's like, oh, just a standard dick jumping and drippy.
35:26
Pussy, show take two of these and their comeback as well.
35:31
Please leave me alone and don't contact me again.
35:34
Well the cure for the jumpy dick and Droopy pussies for them to
35:38
Fox which conveniently they do a lot of later.
35:41
Yeah a lot. I like girls going to be coming
35:44
in to the doctors for frequent UTIs.
35:46
There was B. We're surprised me where he
35:49
would just put it back in. It away.
35:51
Yeah, the stem. That's why I think he doesn't
35:53
come fair enough. There's no would be that type
35:59
that stops himself from ever enjoying anything.
36:02
Oh my God, he would and he's just angry about it.
36:04
Yeah. It's just got this car to Market
36:09
as a whole childlike in his balls.
36:15
She was like do you even know anything about me?
36:18
And he's like, I know everything.
36:19
You didn't know you for 8 years. I know what your favorite color
36:22
is. I think gonna drippy pussy?
36:24
I do because I know you like, summer, but Winters what you
36:28
actually like, because it's everything, you fear God.
36:35
Because I could not to be face. Pretty scary coming down and she
36:41
mayonnaise. Triangle in winter, but she's
36:45
definitely afraid of if anything.
36:48
Should she be afraid of Summer? Jason's isn't that wonderful
36:51
Moustakas? Nobody more winter is pretty
36:55
scary. Generally, I mean snart fuck
37:00
that. Well, I mean she does have
37:02
drippy pussy syndrome to maybe she's afraid of it.
37:04
I suppose. It's just a hot water bottle on
37:10
a poo. Nani is all times.
37:14
I want someone to come to me at one point in life and say
37:17
something super dramatic like that and me to laugh in their
37:20
face. My God, if anyone said that to
37:23
me I immediately get the egg. I'd be like No.
37:27
And also don't know that much about me.
37:28
You fucking weirdo. He could have been like Winters
37:32
everything, you fear because thunderstorms and you're scared
37:35
of thunder or something. Fuck me knows.
37:38
There's a ballroom scene how convenient which is why?
37:43
I think it's 50 Shades of Grey probably because you absolutely
37:46
certain tropes, this book has it.
37:47
Also if you don't read a lot of books and you want every fucking
37:51
Trope, just jammed into one book because you haven't got time,
37:54
just read this book and pretend it's 10 because there's every
37:57
Trope. Yeah, the ballroom, the boys
38:00
didn't make any fucking sense. What was it even for?
38:03
If I don't know, that's what I mean.
38:05
It's like, the ballroom. Just me, it was just it to put
38:08
Liam in there. Make each other jealous, he knew
38:12
calling her. Sunshine, drove me nuts.
38:16
I hated it. I hated it.
38:18
I just hated it. Yeah.
38:19
Because they had to cram in another Trope, another truth.
38:22
And then they had to cram in sweetheart in there.
38:24
When it wasn't that serious? That was serious sweetheart.
38:30
When they're being like rude, dry.
38:33
See in fine Ava was trying to describe to Alex that he does
38:38
have depth. You know, and she does know what
38:40
get out him. I just want to go to turn to
38:43
him. Say that he has layers like
38:45
onions like Shrek, not not that strong in heart and like yeah in
38:52
a Shrek voice and then just being like Shrek is love.
38:54
Shrek is life and then just peaced out.
38:56
Yep. And then she had turned into an
38:59
ogre it's just what the fuck I did.
39:01
I would be happy with this book to 100 in this no more
39:09
copyright. Can someone please like rewrite?
39:12
But I wouldn't Love that, please.
39:15
Well, that's how we get back to the princess, whose Princess
39:18
Fiona the whole time. Oh my God.
39:24
So she disappeared at this event, for about 20 minutes.
39:27
And I changed. You just had the runs She's like
39:30
Dairy intolerant. He only had cheese or she ate a
39:33
douchey shrimp or something. I'm sorry.
39:36
Toilet turns out his suspicions were right.
39:39
And that's when she had sort of run into the Liam, Liam.
39:42
She was on her way out, and he called her in the coat closet,
39:51
it just be so much easier. If you just came out.
39:55
She was fine though. She head-butted Liam.
39:57
Yeah, I mean Pig, it was. Okay.
39:59
Alex. The shit out of him and she was
40:01
like, you know what? That is fine.
40:05
We'll call 911 but that is the least Funko Pop conveniently.
40:10
He's Rich enough to pay off any cops or anything conveniently.
40:13
He has cleanup Crews everywhere. Yeah, exactly.
40:16
He can make anybody disappear. Yeah.
40:18
Including Ava, which he's blinded her of all the time.
40:22
How did he get there? Well, he apparently invested his
40:26
inheritance and become some kind of Dogecoin millionaire.
40:31
I just start on this is just Elon Musk light.
40:35
Imagine spilling your long-term childhood trauma.
40:39
Alex being just sit in Council up, know when, you know, he's
40:44
just going to use it against you later, 100%.
40:46
That's all I got a guy that's all he does.
40:49
He at some point, talked about his parents dying in that they
40:52
were murdered but that was it. I'd be like, boy.
40:55
You better spill more information?
40:57
Yeah, she just accepted it because she's like, oh my God.
40:59
It's a cool. It's a crumb of emotion from
41:02
Alex. She just spilled her entire a
41:06
childhood trauma to him. Yeah, her trauma is all over the
41:10
place. Hmm, Ava runs into Madeline
41:13
again and this time I was trying to make her jealous because
41:17
she's because Ava's like, oh, Madeline must be the chick.
41:20
He was going to go out with and she must be an ex.
41:22
Yeah. And then Madeline describes the
41:24
sex with Alex, like, it's something that you can't just
41:28
get from any Joe Blow around the block.
41:30
Oh yeah, she's like no contact, no kissing.
41:34
All men everywhere. It's just like, doggy only, he
41:37
pretends to put it in my asshole.
41:40
Yeah, she's describing something you could get on Tinder within
41:45
five seconds and pretending like it's amazing.
41:46
I'm so confused and I was like, yes, he was like, oh my God.
42:00
She's like William couldn't even find the hole Madeline was
42:05
saying that as if it was groundbreaking stuff, it wasn't
42:08
even like no, he's got a choke you out.
42:10
Put you in fucking harnesses and having call the more like a
42:13
spider. He's literally going to tie you
42:15
to the roof and just leave you there for days.
42:20
Kiss your nipples, he's gonna like He's your uncle is gonna
42:28
spank you all. Until next to mention, it was
42:31
literally like he's gonna kind of flip you in dog in and thrust
42:35
a couple times. It was like slush, he's gonna
42:42
make it, you put on the grid shoes, see that would have had
42:46
to be interested. I'd be like baby not videos,
42:50
literally sorry basic. Yes.
42:52
And it was acting as if that was hyping her up, it's like that's
42:56
one Way to call yourself ugly, bitch.
42:58
I'm yeah, that's not a flex knowing her saying that she
43:01
didn't get a look at her. Yep.
43:03
No. I would never take that to my
43:05
grave and be like, I don't know that, man, I'll pretend that.
43:08
I never had sex with him if he only wanted to do it without
43:13
just practically me, not even being that.
43:14
If you could put like a blanket on top of her, he probably would
43:18
have Madeline's unhinged. Oh my God, there's a whole wall.
43:22
What's a boring home? Literally, you can glory hole.
43:28
I don't know what was going on in this book.
43:32
I just picture her health plot line up on the wall and she's
43:35
like, you know, one, another one.
43:37
Yeah added in. Yeah, genius Alex later acting
43:41
as though and him threatening Madeline being like I'm gonna
43:43
destroy you. No one made you fuck her.
43:47
Yeah. Like you didn't even need to
43:49
have this. Baggage if you're so unemotional
43:51
and don't need human connection. Why bother just get a
43:54
prostitute? You have all the money in the
43:56
world Irish. I mean, she practically was
43:58
because he was paying Didn't have sex with her.
44:02
Yeah, and the cloud. She wanted the cloud back.
44:04
Yeah. So it was a transactional thing.
44:06
Yeah. But it's kind of like, why not
44:08
just pay someone who's definitely not going to make a
44:10
scene in public, but he should be mad at himself.
44:14
So, being a whore with people who are dumb, then I'll just
44:17
hundred. It doesn't make any hundred
44:18
because he acted as if Madeline's just has no right to
44:22
have an opinion. So weird.
44:24
I was like, women other women in books, having opinion, nothing,
44:29
not real. I Physically cringed when they
44:32
describe how Ava jumped out and like surprised him for his
44:35
birthday. I was like he's gonna relive
44:38
that won. T, it was so crazy and I was
44:42
just like his he really deserve this girl.
44:45
What has he done so far? He's not surprised she reckoned.
44:49
He just stood there like literally and then of course
44:54
Hebrew and it by its spilling out his traumatic backstory
44:56
about his childhood and parents getting read it and I've never
44:59
celebrated a birthday thing. They died like okay boring.
45:03
Hey loser. And you'll lose a family killed
45:09
Emily. You shouldn't have killed of
45:15
course. His traumatic backstory is used
45:18
to justify his extreme lack of emotion and then she uses it to
45:21
kiss him. Yo, and he called her Sunshine
45:25
at the start of that sex scene. I was just like no boy, remember
45:30
he? Made out with her and then he
45:33
was like oh we can never do that again.
45:35
Yeah. And then he just watched it on
45:38
repeat and his own brain. It was funny because when they
45:40
were kissing or making out she said her nipples could cut
45:43
diamonds. What's going on?
45:45
We're in every book. Everyone's nipples are
45:47
apparently fucking laser beam fun.
45:50
Never do that. How hard I'm trying to work out
45:53
of mining a broken or if they are broken, how is flesh?
45:57
So hard in all of these books? I need to know.
46:00
She stopped making that. It's a shame.
46:02
She's not in the mind cutting diamonds.
46:04
Hmm, nipples. First nipples first.
46:08
That seems necessary white dwarfs of walking into the
46:10
mines. She'sshe's.
46:12
Hi. Ho without hard nipples.
46:16
No with a hard life, so, watch out cause you'll swing Fucking
46:30
Jill should be in the lines to Jules would be like, leading the
46:34
pack. Oh, no God.
46:38
What are these sci-fi stories without making?
46:44
It's not much different from the actual book side of sorry.
46:50
I feel like you couldn't tell if they're not real or not if you
46:54
could just pack up and move into the mines, She, that's what she
46:58
does in her free time. That's why she keeps going
47:00
missing. Hmm, she doesn't seem to do
47:02
anything. Anything that isn't Alex
47:05
related, or she does, I don't think he lets her obsess about
47:09
Alex. So dumb, he's building a life.
47:12
Haiti has come. Haven't any time but they wait
47:15
until the grand this gone? Yeah.
47:17
Like now is the time the brother was the best part of this book.
47:21
Casing them up us. What?
47:24
Okay. This could be anything, this
47:28
could be anything. Why?
47:30
Why this him to teach you how to swim to meditate with him?
47:35
If any person asking, if you ask me to fucking meditate with you
47:39
I was never told you dude dude. Imagine are sitting in a room
47:46
doing breathing exercises. Fucking that's really what we
47:49
should be doing. Instead of this, our lives may
47:53
not be as crazy. You know what I imagined.
47:56
And her with these like toddler floaties inches of water.
48:00
Like help me Daddy. Yes.
48:15
Like heavy footing? No.
48:17
She's got one of those. Um, half kickboards.
48:19
Just like crashing. The for like Ferrari.
48:24
Yes. The noodles are.
48:26
Noodles, like, when she's panicking, she's never swamp.
48:29
So did he have to hold her? Yeah.
48:31
Like a baby by the arms. And I'm allowed to make fun
48:35
because I'm not a good swimmer, but I'm not a good spot.
48:37
I would last my boyfriend, really hardcore paying something
48:44
else to that. Fucking swim.
48:49
Options are drowning but he's a millionaire.
48:54
He'll be, he'll have a yacht with one of Those little paddle
48:56
pools things on the back. Oh my God, to go on the big
48:59
water girl. You want to go to the ocean at
49:03
all? That's how I live my everyday
49:06
life. Not near the ocean.
49:08
Yeah, I'm not going in anything more than my bathtub.
49:11
Fair enough. Your bathroom smells really
49:14
nice. That sounds weird of course not.
49:28
You all glories Glory skin. Oh imagine giving someone a
49:34
brand new phone just to be Petty.
49:36
The prove a point because you didn't text him back at me.
49:39
Like thanks and I'll text you back less often.
49:41
I mean like what makes it You like more of a looser than it's
49:47
not even released yet he's like it's not released.
49:50
I spent a lot of money on and get her a Nokia get her brick
49:53
phone. So 315 short ex back.
49:57
White taker, a couple hours. That is not a flex.
50:00
No, have to buy a girl brand-new phone to text you back, right?
50:04
Just accept that. You fuck these cars.
50:06
So she doesn't have to get picked up by people.
50:08
I wasn't that an option. He didn't seem to care about
50:12
money though because he said, I've got Investments like
50:14
rolling the money in. I'm I practically.
50:16
Don't even need this anyway. Forty thousand dollars on a
50:19
fucking painting and then he quit working just to stalk her
50:22
exclusively. Yeah.
50:24
Like that was his career from the old, but then he went back.
50:27
Just casually, Hawks me, you know what?
50:30
It is my life dream to buy anything in art gallery without
50:34
even looking at the price. You kidding anything?
50:37
I'm grocery store. Come let's scale it down.
50:41
Scale it down to coals. Just, let's scale it down to
50:45
Kamala anger. Okay, I'm thinking not the
50:51
woolies brand, no hombre and here.
50:54
Four-ply toilet paper. Yes.
50:57
Is that even a thing? It could be.
51:00
It was funny because the second they were banging he was like
51:05
from now on you're not allowed to know Guy.
51:07
This is when that Infamous quote comes in, but he's like, he had
51:11
not even stop the dick in and he's like no guys and like talk
51:14
about insecure read this in another book before.
51:17
Yeah but it's like immediately. Yeah, it is my ending.
51:21
Yeah. It's like if we're going to have
51:24
sex It's only me but they never have an end date.
51:28
No. That's it.
51:30
I'd be like can I have some parameters around?
51:32
This like is this role play and you're just kidding.
51:35
Yeah. Is this forever?
51:38
Because I'm a free bitch got places to be.
51:42
Yeah, but it's just predicts to see a whole world of dicks.
51:48
But yeah. She's literally just like, okay,
51:49
I guess. Yeah, that's fine.
51:52
I feel like I've definitely read this a couple times of books,
51:55
the same, very thing where they're like, they have to lock
51:57
it in, lock it in, it's like, it's only for me.
52:00
You can only talk to me, you can only touch my dick, you can
52:02
really no one's lived. See you naked, but they always
52:05
like at their feet. Like, yes, please.
52:08
That's all I've ever wanted a like, how did you get there?
52:12
Copy that thirsty. No, it was so funny.
52:16
How he essentially told her that her pussy is Death Note.
52:20
Like if she fucks anybody, they died.
52:23
Oh my God, which is essentially like her pussy is now.
52:25
Death. Note like you so crazy.
52:27
Yeah. That she's my pussy towel.
52:29
That's Three. She's gonna get fucking run.
52:30
She hates me out. Oh my God.
52:33
Yes. She's just got to roll around to
52:34
Liam's house. Boom.
52:36
Did ya. They they're just bang.
52:39
They just bang on. Stay all night non-stop.
52:41
Few weeks or something. Yeah.
52:43
And he died at the scene where for whatever reason, he just
52:46
answered the business called during, oh my God.
52:49
Yes. And then just kept going and
52:51
she's like, what the fuck are you doing?
52:53
I'm like, you just stop having sex and then he kept getting mad
52:57
at her when she's a scream of making sense, just put Meet
53:00
Brian. Like he always he knows how to
53:01
work it because he's dull it. How is he keeping his mind on
53:05
the conversation? That's what I want to know.
53:07
That's concerning. I just don't think that's sexy.
53:10
No, I'd be like you at this point.
53:14
I was still, you know, everything was going as expected
53:18
and I was pretty much thinking okay this book you know, I can
53:21
kind of tell, what's God? Yeah, and then the dad shit
53:25
started coming, I got away and I was like, I really did.
53:29
Expect that to happen. Yeah.
53:31
And then the uncle. Yeah.
53:33
What the fuck? And then I got confused.
53:37
No. It's like, wait, wait.
53:39
Because we're like, don't look real like all the mums who tried
53:42
to kill her? Yeah.
53:43
Like that. Really traumatizing.
53:45
And then it was like, she's depressed.
53:47
She was going through a bad time and will like yeah.
53:48
Okay, that's terrible, but we would get it, we settled that
53:53
and then I was like, no, her dad's, a full psycho, and not
53:57
really her dad, the best part of It was they invited him to an
54:01
interrogation room because she had told Alex about it which I
54:04
don't know. Why would you immediately tell
54:06
her Alex? At least call your brother.
54:07
First I will, they did ended up calling him and yeah, but um,
54:11
yeah. Wouldn't you talk to your
54:13
brother first to be like, hey was I don't psycho at all ever
54:16
because she didn't know what was real.
54:17
And what wasn't real? Because she goes.
54:18
I remember I saw a flash of a ring.
54:20
Yeah, my nightmare all my memory is kind of like a, could be
54:22
anything. Yeah.
54:23
But anyway, so they invite the dad, who she immediately calls
54:27
Michael because she goes, he's not like Dad anymore.
54:29
She always, he's trying to be trying to enemy.
54:31
Now makes a lot of sense, because she went over there to
54:34
drop off a birthday cake, and it's funny.
54:35
Fuck, is she doing here? She sort of starts explaining
54:38
these things to her. Dad being like, hey, I'm did you
54:42
do these things to me when I was a kid kind of thing because he
54:45
tried to drown a blamed it on the mom.
54:47
And then tried to suffocate her a different time.
54:49
Yeah. And the reason was it, he wasn't
54:51
the biological dad, the mom cheated and she looks exactly
54:54
like the mom. Yeah.
54:55
So he wanted to kill her and pin it on them.
54:58
Um yeah. Basically But you know what's
55:00
just so dumb about this if they put him in an interrogation room
55:03
and said all this, I feel like you know I think you should
55:06
never have admitted it. Yeah you would have just said
55:09
you're crazy. I never did that.
55:11
Yeah but instead he turned around like a fucking Batman
55:15
villain and was like, yes I did all of this stuff me and I'm
55:19
gonna tell you exactly why I did it rick.
55:24
Yeah, I know I think this is more of like a office an
55:27
interrogation room. The why would you confess after
55:31
do it in your family's? I supposed to be.
55:34
She's like 22, but bridge and lots of legal things and Alex
55:39
old mate is just sitting there. Like the dad seemed shocked when
55:42
Alex was like, we're going to get you for all these fraud
55:45
crimes and stuff for your business and he was all like
55:47
pick at your face. Looks like what?
55:51
Yeah and then just comes in now. Yeah, Josh comes in Josh's only
55:56
there for a couple days because apparently this is an important
55:58
laughs. Yeah.
55:59
So hang around, you know, yes, this thing always gets killed
56:03
twice and in life but it's fine. And then after that traumatizing
56:06
stuff, they pretty much sit them down and say, yeah, we've been
56:08
fucking. Yeah, poor Josh, I turned upside
56:12
down. He's like, he doesn't know what
56:14
to do, better be, he's got a program.
56:16
What, and then everything went full mafia boss.
56:19
Herbs and I was like, I hate it. I seen that a lot of people like
56:23
this book so I didn't even bother looking supposedly.
56:27
Michael was the one who organized for Alex's parents to
56:29
be killed. Yes.
56:31
And then turns out and psyche. No, it wasn't.
56:33
It was the uncle. Alex is Uncle all along who was
56:36
trying out. It's but for what reason?
56:39
He's in love with his mom. Yeah, and she didn't love him
56:42
back and he was like sexual assault e her a see.
56:46
Yep. And he was just like, you know
56:47
what just kill them. All poor a He has to go through
56:51
all that with her, not Dad. Yeah.
56:53
To be kidnapped. Yo and then told all the shit
56:57
that this has been an eight-year.
56:58
A long long cone for no fucking reason and that he just saw the
57:04
opportunity. I'll get back at the mall and
57:07
because Josh moved away. You were the convenient next?
57:10
Yeah. Like into the family.
57:12
He didn't even need to use her though.
57:14
It don't make sense. No.
57:15
There was a lot of work because he was only really using them to
57:18
get into the house for Uh yeah. I had no indication it was going
57:22
this way. I'm not even mad because I was
57:25
slightly entertain like every bit.
57:27
I was like, oh, fuck board, okay.
57:30
Yeah, true. I don't get why he could have
57:34
just told Ava a immediately after because he neutralized the
57:36
uncle. Right?
57:37
Uncle's dead uncle's dead done. Duster demo was sliced up.
57:41
The house is on fire. The cleanup team was not real.
57:45
Yeah, it was just some people he got in uncle's.
57:48
Cremated uncle is flying. Through the wind right now like
57:50
uncle's done. He's flirting.
57:52
Right? Neutralized why doesn't he then?
57:55
Tell her. Yes, of course.
57:56
I was bluffing to keep you safe. Yeah, run off into the sunset.
58:00
I didn't even say I love you back to her when she said, I
58:03
love you. Like you are the light to my dog
58:05
with some shit who that was supposed to mean.
58:07
The same. If someone said that to me, I'd
58:09
be like, I'd be like, never ever say that to me.
58:15
So when he decides, he kind of wants her back, he just thinks
58:19
he can manage Magically say yeah baby.
58:22
It was all for realsies and then it's, it was real.
58:25
It was a real, like there was a long call know.
58:30
So she knows that it couldn't have been fully for realsies.
58:33
Yeah. But he's just like it was some
58:35
reels. I had real feelings.
58:36
Okay. Good for you idiot.
58:37
But even in the book, she's like, you could have told me
58:41
that a week after not six months after I know you waited six
58:44
months to tell me why you've been sitting up in your, there
58:46
was no reason to wait, six months.
58:49
And if Most Bridget's bodyguard is the one that finds the guy
58:52
following a ver everywhere to keep a protected talk Dragon,
58:57
him and Christian Grey would be BFFs.
58:59
Can you imagine these cities? Thank you.
59:02
Can you imagine them sitting in their concrete gray offices?
59:06
Sipping, whiskey? Yeah, probably.
59:09
I could imagine it, and it just grunting at each other, like,
59:11
not even speaking. And then just passing girls
59:14
around. Okay, not that violent.
59:16
He's violent towards women can sense.
59:19
Really. Oh my God just like working.
59:25
Nice. Adding I forgot his name, the
59:29
guy out of 365 days. Just active in there.
59:33
What a treat? I would prefer to be all
59:36
confused 65 days any day of the week I would not.
59:40
I would you kidding Christian boring.
59:42
Grey fucking Alex, boring? Cockerel for him.
59:47
Well cough. Sorry.
59:55
Actually, the guy from Harry Potter.
59:57
Any more interesting. The principal Dumbledore germs
1:00:01
drying off Cory. Please let me know.
1:00:10
Yes, Alex Christian Grey Ronald Weasley.
1:00:13
Massimo Massimo as I'm down for muscle and that other at least
1:00:18
he has a yacht What the fuck is Alex doing with his money?
1:00:22
What is Christian Grey doing with his money boring?
1:00:24
They are no balls novel. So did mathematics.
1:00:29
What is it about a ball that's supposed to be?
1:00:32
Is it just tapping into that inner Cinderella fantasy for
1:00:35
love? She's like, it's just a ball
1:00:37
gown dress situation like, hmm. I don't know.
1:00:41
Sorry, this is the bit that I'll never forgive Jewels for because
1:00:45
she approaches Ava and she pretty much read.
1:00:49
All the bones head. I like some no reason why God
1:00:52
richly, why why? But she Metals.
1:00:56
Yeah, and then she goes to a virgin ghost girl, you've just
1:01:00
lost your spark since you stopped getting dicked down by
1:01:02
Alex go. You're supposed to be her best
1:01:05
friend and he majorly fucked her over.
1:01:08
Yes she does you've lost your spark.
1:01:11
Maybe she's just going through a breakup.
1:01:13
You're probably going to lose a bit of squash.
1:01:14
She lost her dad and and her relationship with her brother
1:01:18
has forever changed. And like all this other stuff.
1:01:20
Yeah, doll. You should totally getting
1:01:22
kicked. Are my eyes.
1:01:23
I got nah. The war cash.
1:01:42
I would literally kill your she tries to give me that advice.
1:01:45
I would slap you. I know you would I'd be like
1:01:48
bitch where the same page? It's fine.
1:01:51
Okay what's this? Fuck what the fuck do you know
1:01:54
what she needed to do? She needed to move countries?
1:01:56
Yeah, I was doing for that makes sense.
1:01:58
I was down for the year long. Mmm, the waiting.
1:02:02
Yeah, yeah. That she made him wait, because
1:02:05
there was this one book we read. I think it was birthday girl,
1:02:07
where it was like 20 days and we all know and he was honored
1:02:10
fucking stalked and tracked her down.
1:02:12
So yeah, would have been longer if she yeah was able to escape.
1:02:16
Yeah, but I just love that. She just met him just be stand
1:02:21
by it. Hmm.
1:02:22
Because I don't think she would have ever won and trying to get
1:02:24
rid of him. Ever the best bit was where
1:02:27
Jules told him that she was flying to London and he was
1:02:31
rushing. Oh my bad princess.
1:02:34
Sorry Jules is the lawyer. Yeah and bridges on the same
1:02:37
wavelength. Why why are these girls doing
1:02:39
anyway? So Alex is rushing to the
1:02:41
airport and I was like this is very season finale of friends.
1:02:43
Yeah. Because she's trying overseas to
1:02:48
London and then he then the plane was gone and I was like
1:02:51
good good but then he just waited two weeks.
1:02:54
I know like you've got my vote for.
1:02:55
He could have been on the flight.
1:02:56
The next flight he could have just went for a visit.
1:02:59
Yeah and then wait home and then wait for another visit.
1:03:02
But he didn't care what she wanted.
1:03:04
He just followed her and he had someone following her the
1:03:07
minute. She would a touchdown as well.
1:03:09
I just don't know why you would want to walk someone to and from
1:03:12
work every single day. Hmm, but again, with the uncle
1:03:16
gone who even is trying to kidnap her anymore.
1:03:18
She's just a normal chick. Yeah.
1:03:20
When he was doing Bridget, he's like, I'm not going to leave her
1:03:22
unprotected from what and also you exactly but know what's
1:03:28
coming after her. No, she hasn't got any money.
1:03:31
She's not royalty. Like I read and no one knows who
1:03:34
she is not famous. No, it was just him using that
1:03:38
protectiveness to become a stalker.
1:03:41
And at this point he was not only scary but pathetic at the
1:03:44
same time because this is when he started groveling and stuff
1:03:46
and he admitted I've had someone follow and then she just sort of
1:03:49
become neutral because he said, you can't even report me to the
1:03:51
police. I'll pay them off.
1:03:53
You can't. Like, there's nothing you can do
1:03:54
about the situation. I'm going to rock up accidents
1:03:56
sexy. That's scary that it to ya.
1:03:59
Cuz at what point does he tip over into, he's going to kill
1:04:01
you because Finally some know. Yeah, because that's where it
1:04:05
was heading. That's where I thought it was
1:04:06
going. Yes, she is.
1:04:07
He made her way. Is he should have made him?
1:04:11
Wait. Hmm.
1:04:13
Or at least 50? She every point that she said
1:04:15
was good because he was literally like I just I did love
1:04:18
you, I guess. Yeah.
1:04:20
She was like, you fucked me the fuck over.
1:04:23
Yeah. But then she was kind of caving
1:04:25
just because of the proximity again it well and she wasn't
1:04:28
allowed to sleep with anyone else.
1:04:31
Do you know what a buzzkill that would?
1:04:32
Be. Yeah, I would purposefully fuck
1:04:34
someone with the blinds open and no, because you murdered it
1:04:39
wouldn't matter them, but then there's got to be some police
1:04:42
person that's gonna continue to give himself Arc and just it
1:04:45
doesn't and he's still hanging around one year later.
1:04:49
And at this point he was just pathetic because he was just
1:04:51
like it was just so. So just friends.
1:04:55
They got to a point where they were just friends.
1:04:58
Like, it's still weird. Imagine just about prickly
1:05:00
feeling on the back of your neck.
1:05:02
Like You just trying to cook a dinner or something knowing
1:05:04
that, he's just standing outside.
1:05:05
I feel like at some point she just let him in well.
1:05:08
Yeah, because they started just doing think they were putting
1:05:10
Ikea furniture, vanilla lattes and like croissants for her for
1:05:16
breakfast. So, this man not have anything
1:05:19
else at all to do, you know what he doesn't have boundaries?
1:05:24
That's so true. He just he just got it fixated
1:05:26
in his mind that he just has to have her.
1:05:29
The end. That's it boring.
1:05:32
They're at an event. It's literally one year later so
1:05:35
this has been going on for a little hung our last time.
1:05:38
Yeah she's finishing up her exchange year and everything and
1:05:40
there's a exhibition. Yeah everybody.
1:05:44
Yeah rock salt until this fucking randomostiar these EOS
1:05:50
Beach and then he fucking sings. Yeah.
1:05:55
Disgusting. It was discussed.
1:05:58
And Jackie, a man could do. That would ever make me be like?
1:06:04
That is amazing. Even if someone did that give my
1:06:08
groom did that at my wedding on fucking unplug the mic, like
1:06:11
you're done. Turn off the power, the whole
1:06:14
power. Unlike everyone needs to go
1:06:16
home. This is we're getting divorced,
1:06:17
it's over, but it was so gross. And if you were an artist there
1:06:24
and you're trying to To be recognized for your actual work
1:06:27
that you've been doing for God knows how long and fucking old
1:06:29
me, who is a? Nobody, let's be real.
1:06:31
Yeah, and everyone's apparently like, oh my God, this beach and
1:06:35
the whole collection and they like all you sold your home.
1:06:42
And then she goes, I can't believe we sold a whole
1:06:45
collection, we practically hadn't, even open the exhibition
1:06:47
yet, I wonder who it could be. And then she had a thought in
1:06:50
the back of her mind that she knew who or why, bother trying.
1:06:54
I take a photo. Very tired but that he days and
1:06:57
use that as my exhibition. If that was the case that he
1:07:00
could have turned on his walls, she picks up.
1:07:03
Yes. Every like to score my toenails
1:07:06
forever. Yeah just put pigs.
1:07:08
Oh my God like the tradition of growing toes?
1:07:11
Yeah. A date.
1:07:14
No 365 for day for every day that you ignore him.
1:07:16
Yes. He's just gonna buy whatever it
1:07:19
is. Anyway.
1:07:20
He's not going to tell you it's garbage either.
1:07:22
It doesn't care what it is. It's just like the cookies.
1:07:25
Yeah, it's exactly. He's just gonna lie.
1:07:27
She was like, oh, he loves red velvet.
1:07:30
It's only thing you're giving him.
1:07:31
The only thing you can cook, maybe he needed to practice
1:07:37
singing for 12 months and that's why he waited till he's been
1:07:40
waiting a while. And then she couldn't even find,
1:07:43
even then she's thirsty for him. She's like, where is he?
1:07:48
Running around with your friend? And then she runs into.
1:07:52
Is it Jack the Australian guy? We talked about there is In
1:07:56
accent because I'm glad I listened to that car.
1:07:59
It was very British and nostril. I know.
1:08:01
I was like I had sped up and I still was like, this is wrong
1:08:04
with this is problem. Please enter the Room Place.
1:08:08
He was such a non character. Yeah.
1:08:10
He was non-existent but he was asking her out on a date.
1:08:13
She should have said yes. Yeah, I don't care like just
1:08:17
saying. That was probably a good thing
1:08:18
she didn't because immediately Alex was like I'm gonna kill him
1:08:23
kill his whole family. That was Sorry embarrassing and
1:08:26
get what? Part of that would be a total
1:08:28
amount of it. I would go in the witness
1:08:30
protection program. He's like you look at someone
1:08:32
the wrong way of someone Smiles at you.
1:08:34
You're like holy shit. They like about it.
1:08:36
I wonder what her brother's thinking about all this
1:08:38
Behavior. I don't think he knows well
1:08:40
because at this point he hates Alex.
1:08:42
Mmm. So imagine if you heard after
1:08:45
all of the shit that's gone down that this guy is still fucking
1:08:49
stalking your sister, the best part of the wrap up of this
1:08:53
problem so like it's all winding.
1:08:55
The best part was Madeline needing to work at a diner.
1:08:59
Not just because our dad's business went under that doesn't
1:09:02
make any sense. I felt really bad.
1:09:04
I know, she's not real, but could it didn't make sense why
1:09:07
she had to become a waitress? That's all you can do in
1:09:10
America. Every single book we read the
1:09:13
man is either CEO of. He owns a bar.
1:09:17
Yeah, and the woman is always a waitress.
1:09:19
So like the only skills you can have in life as a woman is
1:09:22
waitressing. Yes, I don't get it.
1:09:24
She was an Answer if anything, if your dad's caught up in some
1:09:27
big Primetime investigation, wouldn't that just sort of make
1:09:30
you even more note, or is sort of thing, isn't that girl from
1:09:33
Australia where her partner like mad at his mom?
1:09:36
And she's still doing fine. Yeah.
1:09:38
Yeah. Or that chick who pretended that
1:09:40
she had cancer and then didn't and then she still has like a
1:09:43
social program. She does but she still had a
1:09:46
while. She still had 15 minutes of
1:09:47
fame. She's not, you know what I mean?
1:09:49
Like that. What about all these people from
1:09:51
maths? Have I still somehow have a
1:09:53
career afterwards even if they don't Usually promoting
1:09:56
vibrators in that City. Yeah.
1:09:57
But I mean that's what you could be doing, she doesn't have to
1:09:59
work in a diner. She looks like a Victoria's
1:10:02
Secret model. She could have got a new
1:10:04
contract, he could have been so stressed.
1:10:06
You like just twitchin on the road.
1:10:10
Okay, so I got my dad's being picked up.
1:10:12
I better just better get to work, 92, fun,
1:10:28
Of course, this singing is what tipped everything over the edge
1:10:30
and she decided to take him back.
1:10:32
She had no other choice. Let's talk about the fact.
1:10:35
She had no other choice and that's it.
1:10:36
She never had a choice. There was no choice for her.
1:10:41
The horrible speech where this is pretty much, like, her giving
1:10:44
giving up, he's never going to leave her alone.
1:10:46
Ever that she was fully triggering for real.
1:10:50
Yeah, yeah. Someone should have called the
1:10:52
police anyway. We actually There's a stalker in
1:10:55
the building. There's like a hundred
1:10:58
Witnesses. At least, I just want to know
1:11:00
who's getting off on that. Please send us a review.
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So, all over the place or is it I didn't look yet.
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I always look after because I never actually look out the
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reviews reviews but on Tick-Tock you have them people that post
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the one Stars reviews and I didn't see this one in there for
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it entertaining, but terribly written or something.
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Yeah, okay, gotcha. I feel like guys who actually
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act like this Uh, in real life, legit in cells 100%.
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There's no way hundreds that they don't have social skills.
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They're not Suave they're not wearing suits, they're not Tech
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millionaire Bros that guys that are just saying that they should
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be dating a 10 out of 10 women and they'll all start and they
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look like a foot. Yeah, that's the kind of guy
1:11:47
that is actually energy is what personality looks like a for you
1:11:51
Christian Grey's and you're Alex volkoff's, a should not be
1:11:54
standing. The outside your house.
1:11:56
No, it would probably not. Be know they'll be flexing on
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the gram with four other chicks. The next day, you break up like
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this is not the scenario, but they make these kind of books,
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they always make them seem, oh, they're just obsessed.
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They're obsessed with the main character Obsession isn't.
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I don't think, I don't think a single person that reads any
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books like this would want this in real life.
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No, I think it's just all a different out of life situation
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to read, but yeah, there's definitely Currently wasn't
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smart heavy nose, just twisting all over the place.
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Hmm, definitely entertaining. Yeah, so what should we write
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this one? Out of the kind of have the end.
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You would expect a yeah. How many layer e?
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Onions out of life. How many legs like it's tough
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on? Ya three?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Three lanes of onions. Yeah.
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Yeah. I'm going to give it.
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Yeah, I don't know. Maybe like two and a half.
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Fair enough. I get it.
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If I had less tropes and better quality of the charts.
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Yeah, I'd be happy. Just don't cram everything in
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there. No.
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Like I'd be happy with a few less true.
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Maybe it was her first book. I have no idea.
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I have no idea either but that's just what I would do.
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It's definitely entertaining. And I just wanted her to have a
1:13:16
bit more of a backbone because she was an old honest wrong
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there at some point to when she didn't accept him back.
1:13:22
But then he just walked his way back into your life and then
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Then that's just it. They going to wash it dated,
1:13:28
some other people. And then went back down.
1:13:31
What was the point of moving overseas?
1:13:33
If he was just gonna cave. Yeah, that's all.
1:13:39
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1:13:25
Then that's just it. They going to wash it dated,
1:13:28
some other people. And then went back down.
1:13:31
What was the point of moving overseas?
1:13:33
If he was just gonna cave. Yeah, that's all.
1:13:39
That's it. Thanks for joining us on.
1:13:42
Lose pod with color in Italy. Don't forget to read us, five
1:13:45
stars and subscribe if you enjoyed slide into our diems on
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Tick-Tock or Instagram, lose the plot podcast.