Latest / WTAW - Infomaniacs / The Infomaniacs: August 27th 2026 (7:00am)
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Good morning. From the WTAW newsroom, I'm Will Welch. The
- 0:07Speaker 1: City of College Station announced a road closure near the
- 0:10Speaker 1: College Station Police Department. Dartmouth Northbound will be closed at
- 0:14Speaker 1: Krennic Tap starting today. The closure is expected to last
- 0:17Speaker 1: two weeks. Aggieland Humane Society says they have seen a
- 0:21Speaker 1: spike in the number of dogs in the shelter with
- 0:23Speaker 1: heartworm disease.
- 0:24Speaker 2: Our normal rate to sit at is about 10% of
- 0:27Speaker 2: our adult dog population at any given time will have
- 0:30Speaker 2: heartworm disease. Currently, in this exact moment, we're closer to 35.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Katrina Ross with the Aggieland Humane Society says heartworms are treatable,
- 0:38Speaker 1: but they need about $ 9, 000 in donation to fund the
- 0:42Speaker 1: treatment for 15 dogs. If you would like to help,
- 0:45Speaker 1: you can visit AggielandHumane.org. The cities of Bryan and College
- 0:49Speaker 1: Station are asking residents to adopt voluntary water restrictions. They
- 0:53Speaker 1: say with high demand, water tower levels can drop, affecting
- 0:56Speaker 1: water pressure and the availability of water during a fire.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Try to limit water during daytime hours and limit watering
- 1:03Speaker 1: to two days per week. Report any suspected leaks immediately.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Texas secured a billion-dollar settlement with Meta, the parent company
- 1:11Speaker 1: of Facebook and Instagram, over child safety issues. Along with
- 1:15Speaker 1: the settlement, Meta has agreed to stricter age verification measures
- 1:19Speaker 1: and a daily two-hour time limit for teens. During school hours,
- 1:23Speaker 1: they will disable all notifications and create a nighttime mode
- 1:26Speaker 1: to restrict access for teens. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton
- 1:30Speaker 1: calls the agreement historic and a major step forward in
- 1:33Speaker 1: the fight to ensure our kids are protected online. This
- 1:37Speaker 1: follows the $ 1. 4 billion settlement with Meta in 2024 for
- 1:42Speaker 1: unlawfully collecting and using facial recognition data. A student from
- 1:46Speaker 1: A & M Consolidated High School is behind bars after
- 1:49Speaker 1: he was found with a THC vape. The 17-year-old student
- 1:53Speaker 1: was arrested Tuesday after the device fell out of his pocket.
- 1:56Speaker 1: He was charged with possession of a controlled substance in
- 1:59Speaker 1: a drug-free zone. He remains jailed on a $ 15, 000 bond.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Here's the latest on the Texas wildfires. Data from the
- 2:07Speaker 1: Texas A & M Forest Service shows that the Ross
- 2:09Speaker 1: wildfire in Palo Pinto County has grown to over 80,000
- 2:13Speaker 1: acres and is only 12% contained. Three other major fires
- 2:17Speaker 1: are still burning and active in other parts of the state. Currently,
- 2:21Speaker 1: 197 counties are under a burn ban. Brazos and Burleson
- 2:25Speaker 1: counties are the last holdouts in the Brazos Valley. A
- 2:28Speaker 1: federal judge in Texas ruled that an ICE agent will
- 2:31Speaker 1: not be extradited to Minnesota.
- 2:33Speaker 3: Christian Castro is charged in Minnesota with assault and falsely
- 2:36Speaker 3: reporting a crime. He allegedly shot through a door of
- 2:39Speaker 3: a home January 14th while pursuing a man he believed
- 2:42Speaker 3: was in the country illegally. The man was wounded. Three
- 2:45Speaker 3: others in the house were not injured. He's also accused
- 2:48Speaker 3: of lying about what led up to the shootings. He's
- 2:50Speaker 3: been in the Cameron County Jail, but under Texas law
- 2:53Speaker 3: and barring extradition, must be released after 90 days of detention,
- 2:56Speaker 3: which comes tomorrow. Minnesota authorities believe Castro could flee to Mexico.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Eric Bushman, TSN News.
- 3:04Speaker 1: More news at 7.30 or anytime at WTAW.com. I'm Will Welch, 1620-945-WTAW.
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- 5:20Speaker 9: 1620-945-WTAW. Good morning, guys.
- 5:24Speaker 6: We're the Infomaniacs, 979-695-1620. Please continue to send in your
- 5:28Speaker 6: weather reports this morning because it's helping us track who
- 5:31Speaker 6: is actually getting... And again, yeah, this is how bad
- 5:34Speaker 6: it is this time of year. We're all celebrating a
- 5:37Speaker 6: little drizzle.
- 5:38Speaker 1: A little drizzle.
- 5:39Speaker 9: We're all celebrating it.
- 5:40Speaker 1: And I mentioned it earlier, but keep it in mind, man.
- 5:42Speaker 1: The roads have not been washed off in quite some time.
- 5:46Speaker 1: They are going to be slick, slick, slick when you're
- 5:49Speaker 1: out there and this little drizzle gets on it. So
- 5:51Speaker 1: just be aware of that. Yeah. Please.
- 5:53Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 5:54Speaker 6: So be careful. We'll get up to around 100 degrees
- 5:56Speaker 6: today down to the 70s tonight. Weather is brought to
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- 6:08Speaker 6: AC running properly. Malik, feel the difference. Iowa State Fair,
- 6:14Speaker 6: usually only talked about during times of national presidential.
- 6:20Speaker 9: Elections, right?
- 6:21Speaker 1: The Iowa State Fair.
- 6:22Speaker 9: The Iowa State Fair.
- 6:23Speaker 6: This year it's being talked about for one of the
- 6:26Speaker 6: greatest ideas for a competition I have ever seen. heard
- 6:31Speaker 6: really the state fair mom calling competition oh my god
- 6:37Speaker 6: they get a bunch of kids together try to figure
- 6:39Speaker 6: out who's the best mom.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Caller state fairs are known to have moose calling competitions
- 6:45Speaker 1: uh they can have pig calling competitions yeah cow calling
- 6:49Speaker 1: competitions yeah but you're telling me this is a mom
- 6:52Speaker 1: calling competition mom.
- 6:54Speaker 6: Calling competition and i i would question i'm gonna play
- 6:57Speaker 6: you some audio I would question whether in the car
- 7:00Speaker 6: right now is a potential mom-calling champion.
- 7:04Speaker 1: I think I've raised at least one.
- 7:06Speaker 6: Because I would stand to bet that there is at
- 7:12Speaker 6: least one person in Infomaniac Nation who's driving their kids
- 7:15Speaker 6: to school that could blow.
- 7:17Speaker 9: Every single one of these competitors out of the water.
- 7:19Speaker 1: I think so.
- 7:19Speaker 9: Let's listen.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Mom, you never.
- 7:21Speaker 11: Got my room!
- 7:23Speaker 1: Mom, when's dinner ready?
- 7:25Speaker 12: Mom!
- 7:26Speaker 10: Mom!
- 7:27Speaker 13: Mamacita!
- 7:28Speaker 1: Don't make me call Grandma!
- 7:31Speaker 13: Mom!
- 7:32Speaker 14: I cleaned up my room!
- 7:35Speaker 3: Mom!
- 7:35Speaker 15: Come here!
- 7:36Speaker 16: My PlayStation's not working and the Fortnite update is in
- 7:39Speaker 16: two minutes! Mom!
- 7:40Speaker 1: Mom!
- 7:42Speaker 17: Tina!
- 7:44Speaker 6: That kid at the end. The kid at the end's
- 7:46Speaker 6: got it.
- 7:46Speaker 9: That's the strongest competitor.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Yeah, that is by far the strongest competitor in that competition.
- 7:52Speaker 1: But like I said, I've never heard of this competition before.
- 7:57Speaker 1: If it had existed when my kids were small.
- 7:59Speaker 9: You would have got the trophy.
- 8:00Speaker 1: With a minimum amount of training.
- 8:02Speaker 9: You think your kid would have been this?
- 8:03Speaker 1: A little bit of coaching.
- 8:04Speaker 6: Michael Jordan always raised the bar of mom calling.
- 8:08Speaker 1: The GOAT. The GOAT of mom calling.
- 8:11Speaker 6: If you do have a kid in the back that
- 8:13Speaker 6: you believe. could knock this out of the park.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'd love to hear it.
- 8:18Speaker 9: 979-695-1620.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Or multiple kids.
- 8:22Speaker 9: Or multiple, yeah.
- 8:23Speaker 6: It can be a group project. It can be tag
- 8:25Speaker 6: team mom calling.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 8:27Speaker 6: But two ways you can do this. You can call
- 8:28Speaker 6: us straight up. That's fine. If you want to take
- 8:32Speaker 6: video and text to us, that's fine too.
- 8:34Speaker 9: Whatever works for you. But again, I just know that.
- 8:39Speaker 6: The key to mom calling, I think some of it
- 8:41Speaker 6: has to do with just air power.
- 8:44Speaker 9: Like you've got to get some volume on it.
- 8:46Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 8:46Speaker 1: And it's, it's, it can't, you've got to have diction.
- 8:49Speaker 1: You've got to enunciate.
- 8:50Speaker 10: Yes.
- 8:50Speaker 9: It's got to be clear. It's got to be clear.
- 8:53Speaker 1: It can't just be noise.
- 8:54Speaker 6: But if you can get enough volume, you also have
- 8:57Speaker 6: to have the spirit. You have to have the spirit.
- 9:00Speaker 6: If you're just loud, but you don't have anything to say.
- 9:02Speaker 1: You got to have that it factor.
- 9:04Speaker 6: You got to have, you got to have the ability to,
- 9:06Speaker 6: to put the words together to get mom's attention. And I, I, again,
- 9:10Speaker 6: do we have one out there that can fit that bill?
- 9:12Speaker 16: I don't know.
- 9:13Speaker 9: But we will see.
- 9:14Speaker 1: I think I kind of want to go to the
- 9:15Speaker 1: Iowa State Fair, by the way. I could. Why?
- 9:17Speaker 9: What else?
- 9:18Speaker 1: Laney Wilson was headlining. Really? To a crowd of 17,000 plus. Well,
- 9:22Speaker 1: it's Iowa.
- 9:23Speaker 9: It's Iowa.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a lot. The famous massive Ram competition
- 9:29Speaker 1: crowned a new record holder named Big Bad Joe. Weighing
- 9:33Speaker 1: in at an impressive 568 pounds. That's a ram? That's
- 9:36Speaker 1: a sheep.
- 9:36Speaker 9: That's a ram.
- 9:37Speaker 1: All right. And get this, where all the state fairs
- 9:42Speaker 1: have their favorite foods, and this one doesn't sound bad,
- 9:45Speaker 1: by the way. The winner was Porky Parm Noki. Sounds
- 9:48Speaker 1: pretty good. They have a category for the best alcoholic drink,
- 9:52Speaker 1: which I don't think the state of Texas at the
- 9:54Speaker 1: fair does.
- 9:54Speaker 9: No, they do not.
- 9:56Speaker 1: It was a tie, by the way, between the Depot's
- 9:58Speaker 1: Sour Batch Buddies, watermelon and JR's Cotton Rocket Cooler.
- 10:04Speaker 14: Ooh.
- 10:05Speaker 1: I guarantee you those would hurt the next day.
- 10:08Speaker 9: Those are diabetic shock waiting to happen.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Big anniversaries. Sarah Pratt celebrated 20 years as the iconic
- 10:15Speaker 1: butter cow sculptor.
- 10:17Speaker 9: That's right.
- 10:18Speaker 6: This is the butter fair.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of them.
- 10:20Speaker 9: I always forget that this is one of the butter
- 10:22Speaker 9: sculpting fairs.
- 10:23Speaker 1: So, hey, that's, I mean, pretty. The rest of the lineup,
- 10:27Speaker 1: aside from Laney Wilson, Red Clay Stray's on there. TLC
- 10:30Speaker 1: and Salt-N-Pepa. Ah, it's spushed.
- 10:35Speaker 6: Having been to Iowa, that salt and pepper is literally
- 10:39Speaker 6: the only seasoning you will see anywhere around the Iowa
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- 13:15Speaker 6: 1620-945-WTAW. Again, 979-695-1620 is our phone number today.
- 13:23Speaker 9: You can call us. You can text us.
- 13:25Speaker 6: You can send in your video of your kids doing
- 13:28Speaker 6: their best mom calling. Or you can be like Eric,
- 13:32Speaker 6: who says, man, all the respect in the world for mothers.
- 13:36Speaker 6: But for the love of God, this is a morning show.
- 13:39Speaker 6: And some of us don't have kids and haven't had
- 13:41Speaker 6: enough coffee to listen to their heathen children's cry.
- 13:46Speaker 1: I was a little concerned that we might be encouraging
- 13:49Speaker 1: bad behavior.
- 13:51Speaker 10: Maybe.
- 13:51Speaker 1: But on the other hand, sometimes that's fine.
- 13:54Speaker 6: Mary texted in that Sprinkles near Messina Hoff, which again,
- 13:58Speaker 6: as we track the very meager amount of rain yeah
- 14:02Speaker 6: which is still a reason to reason to be used
- 14:04Speaker 6: to be hyped i.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Don't know it's the last peak i took at it
- 14:08Speaker 1: yeah no it's dwindling.
- 14:09Speaker 6: Yeah yeah uh let's talk about bucky's you told me
- 14:12Speaker 6: about this and this broke my.
- 14:13Speaker 1: Heart yeah i'm terribly sorry to inform you that you
- 14:17Speaker 1: will not be a bucky's employee this is.
- 14:21Speaker 6: This is real there's no chance in there's i am
- 14:25Speaker 6: i am officially today disqualified from employment at Bucky.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Bucky is now strictly prohibiting employees from showing any visible
- 14:34Speaker 1: tattoos while on the clock. So essentially you'd have to
- 14:37Speaker 1: dress like a mummy for you to be able to work.
- 14:40Speaker 6: So basically you'd have to wear, I would have to
- 14:42Speaker 6: wear long sleeves every single day.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Button the shirt up, all of that.
- 14:46Speaker 6: Button the shirt up all the way to the top button.
- 14:50Speaker 6: But if I did all that, I'd be able to
- 14:51Speaker 6: get around it. But that is the, they are saying it.
- 14:54Speaker 6: absolutely nothing visible.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently they are enforcing it. Even a brief accidental
- 15:01Speaker 1: glimpse of a tattoo, such as a sleeve rolling up,
- 15:03Speaker 1: can result in being written down or fired on the spot.
- 15:07Speaker 6: Wait, whoa, hold on.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Yeah, they're taking it seriously.
- 15:11Speaker 6: So even if I did all of that, and let's
- 15:14Speaker 6: say I'm one of the brisket guys. I'm like, brisket
- 15:16Speaker 6: on the board. I pull up the little chopper, and
- 15:19Speaker 6: because of that, my shirt rides up a little bit
- 15:21Speaker 6: over my collar.
- 15:23Speaker 9: You're going to look at it.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Oh, you're out.
- 15:24Speaker 9: You're fired.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Done.
- 15:26Speaker 9: You're fired.
- 15:27Speaker 1: Other dress code guidelines. No body piercings or tongue piercings.
- 15:31Speaker 20: Okay.
- 15:32Speaker 1: No unnatural hair colors. No open toed shoes and no
- 15:38Speaker 1: torn or faded clothing.
- 15:40Speaker 6: This is a, this is a interesting point. I haven't
- 15:44Speaker 6: heard a company take this hard of a line.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Starbucks tried a while back.
- 15:49Speaker 9: Starbucks?
- 15:50Speaker 1: Starbucks. That's stupid. I remember that.
- 15:53Speaker 6: How is Starbucks going to ban kids with tattoos?
- 15:56Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it was one of those things. Piercings,
- 16:00Speaker 1: purple hair, whatever. But I know they tried to do that.
- 16:02Speaker 6: You don't pay them enough to tell them that.
- 16:04Speaker 9: Buc-ee's, on the other hand, does.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Buc-ee's does.
- 16:07Speaker 9: They absolutely do.
- 16:08Speaker 1: They absolutely do. And I think that just as the
- 16:11Speaker 1: story we had yesterday about Bucky Alpin himself saying that
- 16:15Speaker 1: they were trying, they focused on opening stores, new stores
- 16:18Speaker 1: in conservative states. Perhaps that's what they're trying to do
- 16:23Speaker 1: is make the store itself and therefore the staff more palatable. However,
- 16:28Speaker 1: if you look at the people walking around the Buc-ee's
- 16:31Speaker 1: that you happen to pop into, they're not following this.
- 16:35Speaker 6: That's my question. A lot of you guys are... The
- 16:39Speaker 6: Infomaniacs audience is going to have a lot of business owners.
- 16:42Speaker 9: We know that.
- 16:42Speaker 6: A lot of you guys have been in this situation
- 16:44Speaker 6: where you've had to manage employees, had to figure out
- 16:46Speaker 6: what the standards are, where.
- 16:49Speaker 9: You operate.
- 16:50Speaker 6: A business in all different sectors, some in office settings,
- 16:54Speaker 6: some in forward facing positions, whatever. Does it really matter
- 17:00Speaker 6: in 2026 if they have tattoos?
- 17:02Speaker 1: I don't think it does.
- 17:04Speaker 6: And I'm not I'm not I don't have a side
- 17:06Speaker 6: on this.
- 17:06Speaker 9: I genuinely don't, even though I'm covered in them.
- 17:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think the tattoos, as long as they're
- 17:11Speaker 1: not like neck and face tattoos. I think that's I mean,
- 17:14Speaker 1: I'm not going to I wouldn't fire anybody for that
- 17:17Speaker 1: or not hire them. Unless it was one of those things.
- 17:20Speaker 1: The facial piercings and that sort of thing, that sort
- 17:22Speaker 1: of stuff bugs me. Yeah. But if you want to
- 17:26Speaker 1: walk around with a fishing lure in your face, you
- 17:28Speaker 1: go right ahead. Not my business.
- 17:30Speaker 6: 979-695-1620. And genuinely, I don't know if it matters or not.
- 17:35Speaker 6: I can tell you that as someone who went from
- 17:40Speaker 6: employed to unemployed to working back on the radio but
- 17:43Speaker 6: still trying to find other jobs... It is something that
- 17:47Speaker 6: has crossed my mind many times that I might be
- 17:50Speaker 6: unemployable because of the amount of tattoos that I have.
- 17:55Speaker 1: It is certainly a limiting factor in certain situations.
- 17:58Speaker 6: And that's the thing. I don't know that it should be.
- 18:00Speaker 6: I don't know that it shouldn't be. I know that
- 18:02Speaker 6: it very possibly is. I just don't know how much
- 18:06Speaker 6: business owners care anymore.
- 18:08Speaker 1: Now that you and I are spending a little bit
- 18:09Speaker 1: more time together, like when we are out in public,
- 18:12Speaker 1: on two occasions, I have seen what I would refer
- 18:15Speaker 1: to as.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Little old ladies or little old lady adjacent that have
- 18:20Speaker 1: come up to you and said, your tattoos are beautiful.
- 18:23Speaker 6: That's true. I get a lot of compliments on them
- 18:26Speaker 6: from people who you would not expect to compliment tattoos.
- 18:31Speaker 6: So is it that big of a deal?
- 18:33Speaker 1: I don't know. Here's the other question I have, and
- 18:35Speaker 1: this is for employees in their store, right? Yeah. Is
- 18:39Speaker 1: anybody in the corporate office under the same guidelines?
- 18:43Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a good question.
- 18:44Speaker 6: I mean, if you look at the numbers, most people
- 18:49Speaker 6: that are under a certain age, and I would guess
- 18:52Speaker 6: that age is probably 40 at this point, have at
- 18:55Speaker 6: least one tattoo. If it's not most, it's half. It's
- 19:00Speaker 6: absolutely half. Are some of them visible? Probably more of
- 19:05Speaker 6: them than not are visible. And again, I just don't know.
- 19:09Speaker 6: I think you're taking a whole lot of people out
- 19:11Speaker 6: of the pool. But then again, if it's that... And also,
- 19:14Speaker 6: I don't live in Missouri. Maybe people in Missouri freak
- 19:17Speaker 6: out when they see someone's tattoos, although having been to
- 19:19Speaker 6: the Ozarks, I've got it.
- 19:20Speaker 1: Yeah, not that state. Not that state. Anyway.
- 19:23Speaker 6: If you guys want to weigh in, hit us up, 979-695-1620.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Yeah, and by the way, we've got some submissions on
- 19:31Speaker 1: audio and video.
- 19:33Speaker 6: I noticed this.
- 19:33Speaker 1: That we've got to get to here in the next
- 19:35Speaker 1: break so we can go through them. We're not just
- 19:38Speaker 1: going to play your audio straight on the air.
- 19:40Speaker 6: That seems dangerous.
- 19:41Speaker 1: A little bit.
- 19:41Speaker 9: That seems dangerous.
- 19:42Speaker 1: We're going to go through this, and this is audio
- 19:45Speaker 1: of your kids in the mom-calling competition that took place
- 19:49Speaker 1: at the Iowa State Fairgrounds. We believe that we've got
- 19:51Speaker 1: people in our audience that could win.
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- 21:37Speaker 25: thinking about the situation in Iran, as I often do,
- 21:40Speaker 25: because it is hurting our country. Apparently the Iranian president,
- 21:47Speaker 25: a secular guy, not a mullah, who represents the civilian government,
- 21:52Speaker 25: and a parliamentary leader, also a secular guy, want to
- 21:57Speaker 25: end the conflict with the United States because it's destroying
- 22:01Speaker 25: Iran's economy.
- 22:04Speaker 1: Is that true?
- 22:06Speaker 25: Impossible to verify. What I do know is that these
- 22:10Speaker 25: two men say anything publicly about ending the war, their
- 22:15Speaker 25: lives will be in danger.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Here are the facts.
- 22:20Speaker 25: Inflation in Iran, 90%. Their money is worth nothing. One
- 22:29Speaker 25: million jobs have been lost there. The Persians are beginning
- 22:34Speaker 25: to starve.
- 22:36Speaker 1: And that's the U.S. strategy.
- 22:38Speaker 25: Make it impossible for the Iranian society to even function.
- 22:45Speaker 25: That's why President Trump is waiting. Meantime, the fanatics in
- 22:50Speaker 25: Tehran are offering a $ 10 million bounty to kill Barron Trump.
- 22:59Speaker 25: Is that a good strategy?
- 23:01Speaker 1: I don't believe so.
- 23:03Speaker 25: Now, I don't understand how anybody in the world can
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- 24:57Speaker 1: On today's episode of Days of Our Eyes, presented by
- 24:59Speaker 1: Urban Optics.
- 25:02Speaker 23: Mary, what could be the matter?
- 25:04Speaker 13: Oh, James.
- 25:05Speaker 6: The beauty in sight eyeball was a dream.
- 25:08Speaker 3: Yes.
- 25:08Speaker 11: The glitz.
- 25:09Speaker 1: The glamour.
- 25:10Speaker 2: The money raised for children's eye care services.
- 25:13Speaker 26: It was just so dazzling.
- 25:15Speaker 6: And now I can't believe it's over.
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- 25:20Speaker 1: The eyeball will return again next year.
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- 25:48Speaker 23: Physician Center, Suede and Threads Boutique, and Mar Kirkland Eye Center.
- 25:52Speaker 1: See you next year at the Beauty Insight Eyeball. News
- 25:59Speaker 1: is presented by American Momentum Bank. Building financial success one
- 26:03Speaker 1: client at a time. Equal housing lender. Member FDIC. From
- 26:08Speaker 1: the WTAW Newsroom, good morning. I'm Will Welch. The cities
- 26:12Speaker 1: of Bryan and College Station are asking residents to adopt
- 26:15Speaker 1: voluntary water restrictions. They say with high demand, water tower
- 26:19Speaker 1: levels can drop, affecting water pressure and the availability of
- 26:23Speaker 1: water during a large fire. Try to limit watering during
- 26:26Speaker 1: daytime hours and limit watering to two days per week.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Report any suspected leaks immediately. A man who was arrested
- 26:33Speaker 1: last week for public intoxication after harassing two female students
- 26:37Speaker 1: outside A & M Consolidated High School on August 18th,
- 26:40Speaker 1: has been arrested again. 36-year-old Bob Esquivel was picked up
- 26:44Speaker 1: again by College Station Police Tuesday night. Reports say Esquivel
- 26:48Speaker 1: approached a home in the 1200 block of Carolina Street
- 26:51Speaker 1: around 10.30 p.m. and tried to talk his way into
- 26:54Speaker 1: the residence. He reportedly asked the residents if they liked
- 26:58Speaker 1: cookies and offered to conduct Bible study with them. He
- 27:01Speaker 1: smelled of alcohol and had trouble walking. He was booked
- 27:04Speaker 1: into the Brazos County Jail for public intoxication and was
- 27:08Speaker 1: again released on a personal recognizance bond of $ 300, the
- 27:12Speaker 1: same as last week. This was Esquivel's 27th booking into
- 27:16Speaker 1: the jail and his 10th arrest for public intoxication. He
- 27:20Speaker 1: also has numerous arrests for criminal trespass, as well as
- 27:23Speaker 1: assault of EMS personnel and possession of a controlled substance.
- 27:28Speaker 1: A stolen skid steer has been recovered thanks to GPS.
- 27:32Speaker 1: The Burleson County Sheriff's Office said the John Deere skid steer,
- 27:35Speaker 1: worth about $ 115, 000, was being used to install fiber optic
- 27:39Speaker 1: lines in Burleson County. GPS tracking data provided by the
- 27:43Speaker 1: rental company, Equipment Share, led officers to the equipment in
- 27:47Speaker 1: a wooded piece of private property in the Clay community
- 27:50Speaker 1: near Snook. They say the equipment was visible from the road.
- 27:54Speaker 1: After matching the identification numbers, the skid steer was returned
- 27:57Speaker 1: to the rental company without damage. Anyone with information regarding
- 28:01Speaker 1: the theft is asked to contact the Burleson County Sheriff's Office.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Less than a week into the College Station ISD school
- 28:08Speaker 1: year and a student has been arrested for having a
- 28:10Speaker 1: THC vape at school. Arrest records say the 17-year-old student
- 28:15Speaker 1: from A & M Consolidated High School was arrested on
- 28:18Speaker 1: Tuesday after the device fell out of his pocket. We
- 28:20Speaker 1: are withholding his name due to his age. He was
- 28:23Speaker 1: charged with possession of a controlled substance penalty group two
- 28:27Speaker 1: under one gram in a drug-free zone. He remains jailed
- 28:31Speaker 1: on $ 15, 000 bond. Aggieland Humane Society says they have three
- 28:36Speaker 1: and a half times the normal number of dogs in
- 28:38Speaker 1: the shelter with heartworm disease. Katrina Ross says heartworms are treatable,
- 28:43Speaker 1: but they are in need of donations to fund the treatment.
- 28:45Speaker 2: We were looking to raise around $ 9, 000 to cover the
- 28:49Speaker 2: treatment for, it comes out to be about 15 dogs.
- 28:52Speaker 2: And so currently we're about halfway there.
- 28:55Speaker 1: If you would like to help, you can visit AggielandHumane.org.
- 28:59Speaker 1: The central Texas city of Pflugerville near Austin has ended
- 29:02Speaker 1: its relationship with flock. The city covered up all 28
- 29:06Speaker 1: cameras Tuesday in advance of their city council meeting. Pflugerville
- 29:10Speaker 1: announced on Facebook Wednesday that council voted unanimously to end
- 29:14Speaker 1: the agreement with Flock. The city authorized 80 agencies to
- 29:18Speaker 1: access their data, only to discover that nearly 480 agencies
- 29:22Speaker 1: were tapping into the system. Concerns from Pflugerville residents caused
- 29:26Speaker 1: the city to pause renewal of the contract that expired
- 29:29Speaker 1: last month. But after new revelations came to light, Councilmember
- 29:33Speaker 1: Jonathan Kaufman says the decision was easy.
- 29:36Speaker 27: You know, I'm not sure if we would have uncovered
- 29:39Speaker 27: this evidence. and this situation had we gone ahead and
- 29:43Speaker 27: voted last time. But certainly this made it abundantly clear
- 29:46Speaker 27: to all of us that that change was needed.
- 29:48Speaker 1: There's a tentative settlement agreement between Meta and dozens of
- 29:52Speaker 1: states over claims that the company designed its apps to
- 29:55Speaker 1: be addictive. The tech giant agrees to pay up to
- 29:58Speaker 1: 17 billion dollars Over the next 10 years and make changes,
- 30:02Speaker 1: including a daily two-hour time limit, and a ban on
- 30:05Speaker 1: displaying likes for users under 18.
- 30:08Speaker 28: This is not just Instagram and Facebook. We have also
- 30:11Speaker 28: seen similar cases against TikTok, Snapchat, YouTube, and the acknowledgement
- 30:16Speaker 28: that these lawsuits have been targeting the design of these apps.
- 30:20Speaker 28: It's not about the content that's on there. This has
- 30:22Speaker 28: really been a different legal approach that we've seen states
- 30:25Speaker 28: and also individuals to take on these companies, going after
- 30:28Speaker 28: specifically those design features, and now this acknowledgement from the
- 30:32Speaker 28: companies that those features might change.
- 30:34Speaker 1: That's Elizabeth Schultz reporting. META will pay over $ 1 billion
- 30:38Speaker 1: to the state of Texas, funding remediation efforts including youth
- 30:42Speaker 1: mental health services, crisis resources, digital literacy initiatives, after-school programs,
- 30:48Speaker 1: and grants for Texas schools. News is presented by American
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- 30:58Speaker 1: I'm Will Welch, 1620-945-WTAW.
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- 32:35Speaker 1: It's high school football season again in the Brazos Valley.
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- 33:36Speaker 6: 1620-945-WTAW.
- 33:39Speaker 9: What's up, guys? We're the Infomaniacs.
- 33:41Speaker 6: Phone number and text number, 979-695-1620. Big shout-out to Bruce,
- 33:47Speaker 6: who texts us this wonderful picture, Will, of a rainbow.
- 33:52Speaker 1: Look at there.
- 33:53Speaker 6: A rainbow, obviously indicative of rain.
- 33:57Speaker 1: And leprechauns.
- 33:59Speaker 9: Find that gold. Where it at? Looks like we still
- 34:02Speaker 9: could get some rain popping up.
- 34:04Speaker 7: Hmm.
- 34:04Speaker 9: Throughout the day, we'll see. You know, it gave us
- 34:07Speaker 9: 60% today.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Everything is kind of dissipated from the Bryan College Station area. Now,
- 34:11Speaker 1: if you're heading west, kind of between Gause and Lyons,
- 34:15Speaker 1: there's some showers. If you go further west, out toward
- 34:18Speaker 1: Lexington and Lincoln, heading toward Giddings, you're going to get
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- 34:24Speaker 6: Other than that, down to the 70s tonight, back up
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- 34:40Speaker 6: the difference. Shall we take our shot? I think we
- 34:44Speaker 6: have to. With some of these long-haul submissions.
- 34:48Speaker 1: They were created and sent to us, so I think
- 34:50Speaker 1: it is our duty to share these. If you missed
- 34:54Speaker 1: it earlier, we were talking about the Iowa State Fair.
- 34:56Speaker 1: And they had a mom calling competition. Right. Not unlike
- 35:01Speaker 1: the pig calling competition or the cow calling competition or
- 35:05Speaker 1: whatever you're calling, duck calling. But they have a mom caller.
- 35:09Speaker 6: It's pretty great and shows potential, quite frankly, because my
- 35:12Speaker 6: thought is you got some pretty loud kids around here.
- 35:15Speaker 1: Let me tell you.
- 35:16Speaker 9: I mean, come on. You were saying your daughter.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I think my kids would have stacked up. I know
- 35:20Speaker 1: some other kids in the family that would have stacked up.
- 35:22Speaker 1: I've seen kids in public.
- 35:24Speaker 9: Oh, I think we've all seen that.
- 35:26Speaker 16: All right.
- 35:26Speaker 6: This first submission comes from Chase. He says, my daughter
- 35:29Speaker 6: is in the truck with me listening to you guys.
- 35:31Speaker 6: And she insisted that she give it a try.
- 35:34Speaker 1: All right. Let's hear it.
- 35:35Speaker 7: Go.
- 35:40Speaker 9: Oh, the tone is.
- 35:41Speaker 1: That's got a certain shrill to it that just.
- 35:43Speaker 9: Yeah, that's real.
- 35:45Speaker 1: That's that's kind of twist like in my back. Yeah.
- 35:48Speaker 1: All right.
- 35:48Speaker 9: Jay, what do we got here?
- 35:50Speaker 28: Mom, Mommy, Daddy missed the possum twice.
- 35:55Speaker 29: He missed his dinner.
- 35:57Speaker 9: What are we going to eat?
- 35:59Speaker 1: I think that was a Jay's kid. That's Jay.
- 36:02Speaker 6: That's very possible. You had me at the start, Jay.
- 36:05Speaker 6: I was all on board.
- 36:06Speaker 1: I think you're faking it, Jay.
- 36:08Speaker 6: It's either that or your kid is Towley from South Park.
- 36:11Speaker 6: I'm not sure which one is true.
- 36:13Speaker 9: But, yeah, if you've got a kid that can stand up.
- 36:15Speaker 10: Howdy, hi.
- 36:16Speaker 6: 79695.
- 36:18Speaker 9: 1620 is that number.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Wow.
- 36:24Speaker 6: Two South Park references in a very short amount of time.
- 36:27Speaker 6: We're about to talk the Canada trade war, guys.
- 36:29Speaker 1: Oh, dear God.
- 36:30Speaker 6: That needs theme music. I've been watching this a little bit,
- 36:37Speaker 6: and I've been wondering how this would possibly go well
- 36:43Speaker 6: for the nation of Canada. Because Canada... economically is about
- 36:48Speaker 6: 1 13th the size of the u.s economically which makes.
- 36:55Speaker 1: It less than the economic size of texas.
- 36:57Speaker 6: Yeah it's not how because the only way you win
- 37:01Speaker 6: one of these trade wars is you have to make
- 37:04Speaker 6: it real painful for the consumers on the other side
- 37:08Speaker 6: of the of the border that you're you're trading with
- 37:11Speaker 6: now I guess, do.
- 37:13Speaker 9: You consume a lot of Canadian whiskey? Are you a
- 37:15Speaker 9: Canadian whiskey guy?
- 37:16Speaker 1: No, no, in fact, Canadian whiskeys I have not really
- 37:18Speaker 1: consumed since I was in college, and that was the
- 37:21Speaker 1: thing to do.
- 37:22Speaker 6: Because you got good American bourbon here.
- 37:25Speaker 9: You don't need that.
- 37:25Speaker 1: I don't need that maple syrup-flavored Canada sweet nastiness.
- 37:29Speaker 6: So I guess maple syrup, if you're really into that,
- 37:33Speaker 6: maybe that could hurt you. But I have been tearing
- 37:38Speaker 6: what little hair I have out of my head trying
- 37:40Speaker 6: to figure out what product... that would possibly be the
- 37:43Speaker 6: product that could get Americans to flinch. And then I
- 37:47Speaker 6: see this, and I think we almost need to just
- 37:50Speaker 6: admit that we've been beaten. We need to tap out,
- 37:52Speaker 6: because they figured it out, y'all. They got to us.
- 37:55Speaker 6: They got to us.
- 37:56Speaker 1: I think they hit us where they hurt with this one.
- 37:59Speaker 9: Any guess?
- 37:59Speaker 1: Well, you know. I know, but I'll tell you, my
- 38:02Speaker 1: first guess was whiskey. Yeah. My second guess was syrup.
- 38:07Speaker 9: It was the maple syrup.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Yeah, my third guess may be a province.
- 38:11Speaker 9: Right?
- 38:12Speaker 1: Because people in Canada want to be part of the
- 38:15Speaker 1: United States, certain people in Canada. I don't know anybody
- 38:17Speaker 1: in the United States that's saying, I think we should
- 38:19Speaker 1: be Canadian.
- 38:20Speaker 9: It's the toilet paper.
- 38:22Speaker 1: I don't know that you should have said that.
- 38:23Speaker 9: It's the toilet paper.
- 38:25Speaker 1: I was reticent to mention this, lest we pull the
- 38:28Speaker 1: pin on another run on toilet paper grenade. The U.S.
- 38:32Speaker 6: And Canada and the trade war following the breakdown of
- 38:37Speaker 6: means they have tariffed toilet paper.
- 38:39Speaker 1: 25 to 50%. Yeah, 50%. Yeah.
- 38:43Speaker 6: And you might be thinking, well, How much toilet paper
- 38:46Speaker 6: do we import from Canada? Y'all, they're our largest supplier
- 38:49Speaker 6: of toilet paper.
- 38:50Speaker 1: That stuns me. Did you?
- 38:51Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't.
- 38:52Speaker 1: I would never have thought. I knew that from an
- 38:55Speaker 1: electronic standpoint, from a pharmaceutical standpoint, that the United States
- 39:01Speaker 1: had lost its manufacturing capabilities.
- 39:04Speaker 6: We outsourced all that, and that probably wasn't wise.
- 39:06Speaker 1: No, and we're bringing a lot of that back in.
- 39:09Speaker 9: Yeah, but toilet paper?
- 39:11Speaker 1: Look, I don't know how long it'll take to spin
- 39:13Speaker 1: up The U.S. toilet paper manufacturing machine.
- 39:17Speaker 6: Who's going to start making freedom paper out there? Georgia Pacific, man.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Come on.
- 39:22Speaker 6: Let's get to it. Procter & Gamble, who owns Charmin,
- 39:25Speaker 6: have already said we are hosed. They have already said.
- 39:30Speaker 6: that you're going to get increases very soon based on
- 39:36Speaker 6: the tariffs. We imported 328 million worth of toilet paper
- 39:40Speaker 6: from Canada in 2024.
- 39:41Speaker 9: 2025 stats are very similar to that.
- 39:43Speaker 23: So, oof.
- 39:49Speaker 1: You know who's going to benefit most from this?
- 39:51Speaker 9: Who makes family cloths?
- 39:53Speaker 1: Well, no, not even that.
- 39:55Speaker 10: Not that.
- 39:56Speaker 1: And we don't have catalogs anymore, but what we do have.
- 39:59Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Bidets.
- 40:02Speaker 9: This could be.
- 40:04Speaker 1: This is the answer, and I'm not a bidet guy.
- 40:07Speaker 9: My word, Will.
- 40:08Speaker 1: This could be the thing that turns us. Bidet people
- 40:11Speaker 1: are like CrossFitters and IPA drinkers. They can't talk enough
- 40:15Speaker 1: about their bidets and how much they love them.
- 40:18Speaker 6: Is there anyone listening who has a bidet?
- 40:20Speaker 21: Oh, yes, yes.
- 40:21Speaker 1: I think we've talked about it before.
- 40:24Speaker 9: 979-695-1620.
- 40:25Speaker 1: And they swear by them.
- 40:26Speaker 9: Please, if you've got a bidet, we need to hear
- 40:28Speaker 9: from you this morning.
- 40:29Speaker 1: So this might be the answer.
- 40:30Speaker 6: Because this might be the thing that saves us.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Yeah, America's saved by plumbing toilet apparatus.
- 40:35Speaker 9: That's right.
- 40:36Speaker 6: You've been sitting on these things thinking, okay, this is
- 40:38Speaker 6: just a great... No, this could be what wins the
- 40:40Speaker 6: trade war, is if we can all figure out the bidet.
- 40:44Speaker 1: Take your toilet paper. But here's the other issue with that.
- 40:46Speaker 23: Right.
- 40:47Speaker 1: You think data centers use a lot of water. If
- 40:49Speaker 1: we suddenly are all a country of bidets, how's our
- 40:52Speaker 1: water supply going to be?
- 40:55Speaker 9: Solutions are going to have to be found.
- 40:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:59Speaker 9: Which I.
- 41:00Speaker 1: We'll see. I think it's a multi-pronged approach. I think
- 41:07Speaker 1: before we resort to corn cobs, I think that what
- 41:11Speaker 1: we really need to do is increase the manufacturing capability
- 41:14Speaker 1: of toilet paper here in the United States.
- 41:15Speaker 9: Let's go to you guys.
- 41:16Speaker 1: And then maybe we also get some price breaks from
- 41:20Speaker 1: the U.S. government on bidets. We'll see.
- 41:22Speaker 9: WTAW, good morning. You're on the radio. What do you
- 41:25Speaker 9: have for us today?
- 41:27Speaker 10: You wanted to talk about bidets a little bit.
- 41:29Speaker 9: I certainly do.
- 41:31Speaker 10: I think they are one of the best inventions on
- 41:34Speaker 10: this planet, better than CrossFit.
- 41:37Speaker 9: Wow, an enthusiast.
- 41:39Speaker 10: And the thing that I tell the septic guy is
- 41:45Speaker 10: we don't use very much toilet paper. And he says,
- 41:49Speaker 10: you know, I can tell. And this was when he
- 41:51Speaker 10: drained the septic system first. Four and a half years ago.
- 41:56Speaker 6: So it showed real-life impact.
- 41:57Speaker 1: It does on the septic system.
- 41:59Speaker 9: On the septic system.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 42:00Speaker 9: Now let me ask you this. As a man, how
- 42:02Speaker 9: long have you had a bidet?
- 42:05Speaker 10: About four and a half, five years.
- 42:07Speaker 6: Would you ever dream of going back to living without
- 42:12Speaker 6: your bidet?
- 42:13Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, no, no. See?
- 42:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:17Speaker 9: I'm telling you.
- 42:19Speaker 1: Just like CrossFitters, cyclists.
- 42:21Speaker 10: And in fact, we gave... as a Christmas gift, a
- 42:26Speaker 10: full bidet set up to our son and his wife,
- 42:30Speaker 10: and they too are now converts.
- 42:32Speaker 1: How awkward was that?
- 42:37Speaker 10: Well, there's all kinds of evangelism.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it. And I understand your passion for it.
- 42:44Speaker 1: I'm just picturing... You know, the kids under the Christmas tree.
- 42:48Speaker 6: It doesn't seem like something you would want Santa to
- 42:49Speaker 6: bring you.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Unwrapping the gift. It's kind of like when I got
- 42:51Speaker 1: under ruse when I was 13. No, no.
- 42:55Speaker 10: They were very, very pleased.
- 42:58Speaker 9: You know what?
- 42:58Speaker 6: Keep spreading the good word, man. I think we need
- 43:00Speaker 6: to step it up.
- 43:00Speaker 17: Yeah.
- 43:01Speaker 9: We got to, for America, for God.
- 43:04Speaker 6: And country, we need to adopt a, we need to
- 43:08Speaker 6: be very strong on bidets.
- 43:10Speaker 9: Yeah. Thank you so much.
- 43:13Speaker 10: Can I close with this?
- 43:14Speaker 9: Of course you can.
- 43:16Speaker 10: Y'all's morning show is not just a show about nothing.
- 43:22Speaker 1: No.
- 43:23Speaker 9: Not anymore.
- 43:24Speaker 3: No. No.
- 43:25Speaker 1: It's a show about everything.
- 43:28Speaker 10: Have a good one, guys.
- 43:29Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 43:30Speaker 9: Now it's a show about freedom.
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- 47:11Speaker 30: Riley Flurkey with your morning sports update on 1620-945-WTAW. This
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- 47:29Speaker 30: M soccer team continues their season-opening four-game home stretch tonight
- 47:33Speaker 30: at Ellis Field as they return for their second home
- 47:36Speaker 30: game contest against the unbeaten Air Force Falcons. Head coach
- 47:41Speaker 30: Bobby Shuttleworth reflected back on the Aggies' shutout win against
- 47:44Speaker 30: Sam Houston and the team's development over the past few games.
- 47:48Speaker 12: I think shutout first and foremost. I think it looked
- 47:52Speaker 12: like a group that was connected and together and solving
- 47:55Speaker 12: the game. I think that was the biggest thing. We
- 47:57Speaker 12: went over video yesterday and you could see just in
- 47:59Speaker 12: the movement of our group and the way that we
- 48:01Speaker 12: were all kind of had a plan moving together and
- 48:04Speaker 12: solving the game. Obviously, anytime you get a win, it's
- 48:07Speaker 12: positive and people are feeling good. I think, you know,
- 48:09Speaker 12: I spoke to our team about when you win, you're
- 48:11Speaker 12: not that good. And when you lose, you're not that bad.
- 48:14Speaker 12: You know, I look at our play throughout the four
- 48:16Speaker 12: games and, you know, I think we haven't been consistent enough.
- 48:19Speaker 12: And I think there's been moments where we've shown we
- 48:21Speaker 12: can be a really good team. And then there's been
- 48:23Speaker 12: moments where we showed we can be a pretty average team,
- 48:25Speaker 12: you know, so. I spoke a lot with them about
- 48:28Speaker 12: a great win, but now we need to move forward
- 48:30Speaker 12: because we're going to be playing against another good team.
- 48:33Speaker 30: Coach Shuttleworth also shared thoughts ahead of tonight's game against
- 48:36Speaker 30: Air Force and what the team has been focusing on
- 48:38Speaker 30: ahead of the match.
- 48:40Speaker 12: I think we're playing against a good team. Obviously, like
- 48:42Speaker 12: you said, undefeated, and they've scored a lot of goals.
- 48:45Speaker 12: So we're just working on staying connected with each other
- 48:48Speaker 12: and making sure that we're doing the work to support
- 48:51Speaker 12: one another both in attack and in defense. and then
- 48:53Speaker 12: continuing to just be good with the ball and making
- 48:56Speaker 12: sure that our technical execution is consistent.
- 48:59Speaker 30: The Aggies contest against Air Force starts tonight at 7 o'clock.
- 49:04Speaker 30: Texas A & M Volleyball's Taylor Humphrey recently signed her
- 49:07Speaker 30: first professional contract with LP Vampala, making her the fifth
- 49:11Speaker 30: player from A & M' s 2025 National Championship roster to
- 49:15Speaker 30: sign a professional contract and the first to do so overseas.
- 49:20Speaker 30: Aggie women's tennis Luciana Perez, the reigning Intercollegiate Tennis Association
- 49:25Speaker 30: National Player of the Year, headlined a group of six
- 49:28Speaker 30: Aggies highlighting the preseason 2026-27 ITA rankings. The women's squad
- 49:33Speaker 30: had five players named to the ITA singles ranking, along
- 49:37Speaker 30: with three doubles tandems and two newcomers. The A &
- 49:40Speaker 30: M men's tennis team earned seven spots in the ITA
- 49:44Speaker 30: preseason rankings, landing four athletes in the singles standings and
- 49:47Speaker 30: three in the doubles pairs. The A & M football
- 49:51Speaker 30: team had a trio of Aggies named to the Earl
- 49:53Speaker 30: Campbell Tyler Rose Award preseason watch list. Wide receiver Terry Bussey,
- 49:58Speaker 30: running back Reuben Owens, and quarterback Marcel Reed. The award
- 50:02Speaker 30: recognizes the top offensive player in Division I football, who
- 50:06Speaker 30: also exhibits the enduring characteristics that define Earl Campbell. Those
- 50:10Speaker 30: characteristics being integrity, performance, teamwork, sportsmanship, drive, community, and tenacity.
- 50:17Speaker 30: Marcel Reed was also named to the watch list for
- 50:20Speaker 30: the 2026 Manning Award, an award that Reed was a
- 50:24Speaker 30: finalist for last season. The Manning Award is the only
- 50:27Speaker 30: quarterback award that takes the candidate's bowl and playoff performances
- 50:31Speaker 30: into consideration in its balloting. The addition of these two
- 50:35Speaker 30: preseason award watch lists brings Reed's tally up to six
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- 52:38Speaker 21: Who knew.
- 52:39Speaker 6: A country that gave us yoga pants could be so
- 52:42Speaker 6: difficult to deal with.
- 52:43Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about... You're telling me, fella. We're talking
- 52:46Speaker 1: about Canadians. Because they're jumping the toilet paper tariff to
- 52:52Speaker 1: respond to Trump's... That's right.
- 52:54Speaker 30: Tariffs.
- 52:55Speaker 9: That's one of the reciprocal tariffs. It's toilet paper.
- 52:58Speaker 6: Someone told me my data is flawed and we produce
- 53:00Speaker 6: plenty of toilet paper.
- 53:01Speaker 9: Well, tell it to Charmin.
- 53:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 53:02Speaker 9: They're the ones saying they're about to raise prices on you.
- 53:04Speaker 1: Well, they might be just saying that. But regardless, we've gone...
- 53:08Speaker 1: To the fact that it is your patriotic duty.
- 53:12Speaker 9: It absolutely is.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Get it?
- 53:14Speaker 15: Duty?
- 53:15Speaker 6: Oh, stop.
- 53:16Speaker 1: Okay. All right. Patriotic duty to ramp up the toilet
- 53:20Speaker 1: paper stuff here in the production.
- 53:22Speaker 9: Yeah, that's right.
- 53:23Speaker 1: And Robert reminds us, tell the people of BCS not
- 53:25Speaker 1: to empty the shelves of toilet paper. And as I predicted,
- 53:29Speaker 1: there are... Dozens of people who have come to the
- 53:33Speaker 1: forefront defending their bidets.
- 53:35Speaker 6: And I love this. I love this because, again, I
- 53:38Speaker 6: think it's your patriotic duty to make the switch to
- 53:41Speaker 6: a bidet.
- 53:41Speaker 9: Forget energy independence.
- 53:43Speaker 1: You said duty again.
- 53:45Speaker 25: I did.
- 53:45Speaker 9: I want toilet paper independence in this country.
- 53:48Speaker 1: We need it.
- 53:48Speaker 6: We do not need a weakness like that hanging out
- 53:51Speaker 6: there to where a.
- 53:52Speaker 9: Country can exploit us because we need TP. It's ridiculous.
- 53:56Speaker 1: Ridiculous.
- 53:57Speaker 6: Maybe we'll get some of these reviews. A lot of
- 53:59Speaker 6: you guys are big fans.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Big, big bidet fans.
- 54:01Speaker 6: You can tell that Will is warming up over there
- 54:03Speaker 6: with these duty jokes.
- 54:04Speaker 26: I am.
- 54:05Speaker 1: I am what I am.
- 54:06Speaker 9: And that is because it is Thursday.
- 54:09Speaker 6: And on Thursday, we take a pause from our lives
- 54:14Speaker 6: to enjoy a moment of levity, a moment of cheers.
- 54:18Speaker 9: A moment of laughter.
- 54:19Speaker 1: A moment of groans.
- 54:20Speaker 9: It is time for Jokes with Will.
- 54:24Speaker 1: My wife said, you really have no sense of direction,
- 54:26Speaker 1: do you? I said, where did that come from? Did
- 54:32Speaker 1: you hear about the giant Lego sale? No. People were
- 54:37Speaker 1: lined up for blocks. What do you call a man
- 54:42Speaker 1: with a rubber toe?
- 54:44Speaker 6: What do you call a man with.
- 54:46Speaker 9: A rubber toe, Will?
- 54:47Speaker 1: Roberto.
- 54:51Speaker 6: That's a groaner.
- 54:53Speaker 1: It's good. I woke up this morning. I found stir
- 54:57Speaker 1: fry all over my bed. I guess I was sleepwalking.
- 55:05Speaker 1: What do you call octopuses that all look the same?
- 55:09Speaker 10: I don't know.
- 55:10Speaker 9: What do you call octopuses that all look the same?
- 55:12Speaker 1: A tentacle.
- 55:13Speaker 9: Because it's a tentacle.
- 55:15Speaker 1: A tentacle.
- 55:15Speaker 10: Thank you.
- 55:16Speaker 1: Doctor said I might lose three fingers from my hand.
- 55:19Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 55:20Speaker 1: He said I might be able to write with it,
- 55:22Speaker 1: but don't count on it.
- 55:28Speaker 9: Always a pleasure.
- 55:29Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you very much.
- 55:31Speaker 6: Back to your text messages at 979-695. Jared says you
- 55:35Speaker 6: guys are on a roll.
- 55:36Speaker 9: Thank you.
- 55:37Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. We do
- 55:39Speaker 1: one more text about the bidets and so forth. Well,
- 55:43Speaker 1: we had this guy checked in there, Frank. He said bidets. Hell,
- 55:47Speaker 1: we just got used to chamber pots over here in
- 55:49Speaker 1: Washington County.
- 55:50Speaker 21: Hell yeah.
- 55:51Speaker 10: That's that.
- 55:52Speaker 1: Independence.
- 55:53Speaker 10: That's right.
- 55:53Speaker 19: Independence.
- 55:54Speaker 9: We never should have gotten away from.
- 55:55Speaker 1: The chamber pots. 1776, our founding fathers used the chamber pots.
- 55:59Speaker 1: If it was good.
- 55:59Speaker 5: Enough for John Adams and George Washington, it's good enough
- 56:03Speaker 5: for us.
- 56:03Speaker 1: That's right.
- 56:04Speaker 6: Respect the founding fathers.
- 56:07Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure George Washington carved one out of a
- 56:10Speaker 1: cherry tree. I think that's historically accurate.
- 56:15Speaker 9: I don't know. That sort of thing, maybe.
- 56:19Speaker 1: Yes, and I know it's octopi.
- 56:22Speaker 9: Good morning, guys.
- 56:23Speaker 6: We are 1620, 94.5 WTAW College Station.
- 56:24Speaker 17: Brian.