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I Can't Seem To Find My Mr. Christmas · Two Chunks And A Hunk

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[SPEAKER_00]: We're talking about Christmas time, podcast, the podcast, the podcast.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Merry Christmas, and it's a hallmarked AIDS.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's a hallmarked time every year.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Mark the halls.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Mark the halls with Tom Marchino.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my mark mark mark.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what they say.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's what they say hall.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I guess I have hallmarked plus plus because I don't get that one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You probably have hallmarked plus minus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I have homework minus you have to be extra for the jingle I'm dosed today's Christmas punchline They were picking their nose They They were picking why did the snowman go to the proteus section of the grocery store?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I like that one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Is that not it?
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[SPEAKER_01]: I like it, Carter.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What else could it be?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_01]: They were picking their nose.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Why?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Did the snowman go to the carrot patch?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Similar.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Almost like.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Why did the snowman go to the veg market?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's just a bit saying the same thing.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's different.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You know, they would say probably it's pretty different.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck?
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[SPEAKER_04]: What does she know?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, go to the fetch market.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's always caught me free.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I love it.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What is the snowman going to the fetch market?
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[SPEAKER_04]: What if he's doing out there?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Pickle does not know.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Bonnie Rubble.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Chicken chaser.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Tastes chicken.
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[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm cuddle on this Merry Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hell yeah, I did.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Coddle with us.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Merry Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Merry Christmas for Coddle with us.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's home star, it's 100% home star.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's 100% home star.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's all.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And now's the part of the show where we do about 30 minutes of home star runner impressions that we remember on childhood and then we just sort of fade I will say I I the thing I probably say only to myself the most from home star runner dot com dot net it's dot com
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[SPEAKER_02]: is were you both home star runner guys like yeah outside doing your thing remember there was the page of all the VHS is the introduced the character the page of the kill like those so yeah on the kill we do I don't know it's going to be on the V star and upside down VHS comes out and it's home stars introduction
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[SPEAKER_02]: Well, Homsar later on in one of the cartoons says it's something, I don't even remember where it comes from, but he just goes, uh, it's a half the piece of real estate, and I don't know why I say it so much.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But I do.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I truly, truly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've heard you say that a lot of time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, a lot of time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Very, a lot of time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Very, a lot of kind of in it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It kind of is
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hey, shout out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: The creators of Homes are running for state and appreciate you guys.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They never sold out.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're still just making like one video every six months.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's beautiful.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Speaking of flash, speaking of creators before we even get into any kind of bits or anything on the podcast, I think it is worth noting something like I brought up in the discord.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I had seen it for myself also, but one of Hollywood's current greatest creators has been asked to do his passion project.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And a big shout out to Vin Diesel, who has been given all the reins.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is writing directing, producing acting in the Rockham Sakham robots movie from a tell.
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[SPEAKER_04]: So then we'll have it for you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is going to be it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: This is this, but this is his opus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is going to be an event question for you.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen real steel?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because it kind of is going to be the same.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Because you just did one a little bit already.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, kind of just that.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think there will be a highly sad and emotional moment about one of the robots heads going up like six feet and dying because it got in rock and soft too hard?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And his kid, the kid friends can be trying to like push the head back down.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Come on, come on me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, come on.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, now you are making fun of me.
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[SPEAKER_00]: No, you're fine.
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[SPEAKER_00]: You're okay, come on.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Robot Sims Pablo, we think... Ha ha ha.
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[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
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[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think Vin Diesel thinks that Rob Lowe's name is about RABLO?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm, like Pablo with it right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sort of the beginning and the end of the baby dude clearly We're here today to celebrate the beginning of the Christmas season by speaking about it not reviewing not really even even even doing anything just sort of speaking about A Christmas movie from home mark, but first I do need a delicious little morsel.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I need a bit
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well it's a good thing that I brought this bit because I think we we've done a little Christmas so far on the show a little finding Mr. Christmas We're still looking for him.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if we don't quite know what to look for.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So I took a look on the top 10s.com to find the top thin things the top 10 things people think of when they hear the word stop thin Christmas Stop stop stop all thin things I thought it's not marinated animals.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Stop thin things
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[SPEAKER_01]: We could have done marine animals, but that felt disrespectful.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This list is for the trees.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It was otter on their fresh, their fresh water mostly.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So they're not otter was not on there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're fresh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: But seal was, yeah, it's sort of like salt water, otter.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Some would say ocean otter.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I was talking through what the list was.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I need to tell it, tell it, tell it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Weird.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Top 10 things people think of when they hear the word Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Can I go first?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is prepared by evil angel.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm an American.
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[SPEAKER_03]: So I'm going to say presence.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Res things.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Presence.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number four.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There it is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: With my birthday just a week before Christmas, I always get double these.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My brother does not like it.
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[SPEAKER_01]: And we're forwarding this game.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Kisses me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Christmas tree number six.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I love white Christmas trees.
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[SPEAKER_01]: They're so beautiful, especially with red.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Green, blue, pink, purple, yellow, et cetera.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Lights on them with a blue star on top.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I love, they're gonna name white 80% of the rainbow but see, et cetera, just give it all.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna say Santa Claus.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Santa.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's not it's on the list.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't what what did you say?
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[SPEAKER_03]: Stages the top 10 things.
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[SPEAKER_03]: Would you think well, do you think it would you think of Christmas?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Who I don't know that is.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not on the list.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I've never thought of that for Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Stalking across is number 11.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Stockings hung by the chimney with care in hopes that I don't know soon would be there.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Stockings.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, stockings are not in the top twenty stockings.
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[SPEAKER_02]: All right.
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[SPEAKER_02]: We're trying to say, jima crimes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was going to be my next guess.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number one.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's the website, dude.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's not like he's the holidays.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Name sake and reason to exist right reason for the season.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Christmas is Spanish for more Jesus.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Baby.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Give me, show me, give me lights, baby.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Lights, baby.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Very, very martin short of you.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Do you see the lights, baby?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Give me the lights, baby.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Now you're just doing Jimny Glick.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's what it is.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's the only way I could even do Barton Schwer.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna be stupid lights.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Lights are not on the list.
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[SPEAKER_00]: What the hell?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Not in the top 25, please.
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[SPEAKER_04]: What do I think, Criminess?
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think family.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, it was that Carter or Vin's answer.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Man, man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Bailey, number two, I'm locked in now, I know what to do.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Definitely family, we always get the games out, have a laugh, take a break to watch Christmas e-senders, Christmas e-senders.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Brits, it's a pretty- Christmas e-senders, it's a pretty- Well, perhaps we go to the Vitchie part of it.
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[SPEAKER_05]: We can't break the watch, Christmas e-senders.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I got everyone having a laugh.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't have my family so much.
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[SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to fuck me more than anything, you know, if I could infest.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I think you knew him first, that in James Christ.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Kooky's.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Kooky's?
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[SPEAKER_04]: You mean Kooky's?
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[SPEAKER_04]: That's his third strike already, bro, I'm about to... Yeah, bro, that's a strike.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Hey, Kooky.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Kooky, what do you think, sir?
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[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Kooky.
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[SPEAKER_05]: Kooky, you mean a crisp?
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[SPEAKER_05]: Um, you think you're thinking of a piece of a self-obvious, it's, well, it's a cookie, you mean, I get boygy, I think it's a cookie crisp, I think it's a cookie pointy What I think Christmas, I think Caroling It's not on the list and is that true?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Huh?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think of Caroline when you think of Christmas now he's playing to the list maybe I know he's playing to the list But I I need to know if you really think of that when you think of Chris.
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[SPEAKER_01]: No, okay Well, how would you respond if you opened your door and there was a I think that's so awkward.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I would be at a wedding shower
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[SPEAKER_02]: I had to be the meat shield because Chelsea gets so uncomfortable with situations like that to everyone's just like we're it really depends on your reaction.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone's watching to see how you react to something she hates it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So I'd be the one opening stuff on wedding shares like wow thank you.
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[SPEAKER_02]: If it was four I would I would probably be uncomfortable but if it was like 12 carolers on my lawn I'd probably be a little delighted.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's there?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What's the what's the smallest
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[SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I hate it's the breaking point for me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What if it's one do you love the oh like a singing gram?
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[SPEAKER_01]: What is it to kill one guy?
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[SPEAKER_01]: One guy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: You open it on one guy's like good king wins ass lost look down Perfect singular Just one dude.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's like I'll dub first.
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[SPEAKER_04]: They have grays, but I'll forgive them
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're gonna be here a while.
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[SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna say Christmas time.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What do you think of?
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[SPEAKER_01]: You just got it wrong, though, right?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: What guy are you talking about?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house to me, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
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[SPEAKER_07]: Hmm, number five.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_02]: My face, my hair, my butt, my ears, my hair.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's no.
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[SPEAKER_04]: It's no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Also again, think about, Crimestime, maybe think about, bye, I'm gonna say,
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[SPEAKER_04]: We already said lights, Jordan said lights in me.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Jordan said lights, yeah.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Mmm, good say.
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[SPEAKER_07]: Chestnuts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Of the open fire for Riety.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Now, not on the list.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Okay, that's just not a water chestnut, I'm realized.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I've ever had a dry chestnut.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Same.
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[SPEAKER_01]: A water chestnut, it's not just a wet chestnut.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I don't really know it's gonna be different.
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[SPEAKER_04]: I bet you had a chestnut in halo When they would be like You don't talk about Well, they just got you you just got stuck So good Carter
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[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my goodness.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, the top 10 things people think of when they hear the word Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Evil Angel prepared this list.
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[SPEAKER_01]: What do you think of first when you first hear Christmas?
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[SPEAKER_00]: My number one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Christ.
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[SPEAKER_01]: My evil angel's mortal enemy Christ is number one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number two is family.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number three, you didn't say this one.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Happiness.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, Christmas is a happy time of year.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So why not?
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[SPEAKER_01]: Dude, this website needs to band concepts.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number four, presents.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number five, snow.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number six, Christmas trees.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number seven, you didn't say this one, money.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number eight, friends.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, friends and family.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Well, there's no comment, it might mean the show.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Oh.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you might think of Chandler in his, so it's funny to move.
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[SPEAKER_01]: One lone caroler outside your house, so no one told you that I was gonna be this way.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Everybody.
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[SPEAKER_04]: the neighbors who just had him who loved it.
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[SPEAKER_04]: We're just, they clapped their clapping from the other way.
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[SPEAKER_00]: Do it next door.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Show them, they have to see this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number nine.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You didn't say this one, which was surprising to me.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Sad memories.
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[SPEAKER_07]: What the.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I celebrated Christmas with both my best friend and my cousin, but both of them died.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Number 10.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Happy memories.
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's right after sad memories.
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[SPEAKER_01]: You all meant so all memories.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Any memory?
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[SPEAKER_01]: That's fine.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So much of this, so many of the lists on this website are just like, who got their first dictates how the rest of the list goes, you know?
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[SPEAKER_02]: 100%.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There's no way sad memories is there without happy memories being their first.
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[SPEAKER_02]: And somebody was like, well, actually for me.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's not very happy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So it's interesting.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: It's actually pretty sad.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The sad memory's person says, my cousin died in September, August, or October 2010.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember the month and my best friend died on February 12.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember what year.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, maybe maybe at Christmas time some of that will come flooding back to us.
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[SPEAKER_02]: This website should be called either bit or you need to go to a therapist.com.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That's the full name of the website.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I like it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Let's talk about, I mean, probably the worst movie I've seen in a very long time.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Christmas on duty.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That is a stinky one for teamwork.
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[SPEAKER_02]: It's basically just like, what if the military was school?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Is the, I don't think the military is really like this where people couldn't anything you do.
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[SPEAKER_02]: They're just like actually your whole reputation and state don't how good you get these presents.
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[SPEAKER_02]: But it's pretty crazy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like a promotion based on it.
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[SPEAKER_02]: So, okay, look.
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[SPEAKER_02]: I think I've determined that there are three categories of hallmark movie.
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[SPEAKER_01]: I think we should, let's, let's have the scene.
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[SPEAKER_01]: We watched a hallmark movie called Christmas on duty.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because Ezra, Moreland, are defending Mr. Christmas.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, our reigning champ.
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[SPEAKER_01]: The person wearing the holly crown is in this movie.
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[SPEAKER_01]: This is the only other thing on Ezra's IMTB.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he is one of the one who's watching this.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Besides watching this commercial, too.
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[SPEAKER_01]: So also Alexis's commercial.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, a little bit of Ezra.
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[SPEAKER_01]: There are a little bit of Ezra.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There are three categories of homework movie, I think, that I have determined.
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[SPEAKER_02]: one is a man versus man.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Surprise is nature.
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[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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[SPEAKER_02]: No, one is like the movie where you're like, that was surprisingly fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Like that was actually a of shocking.
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[SPEAKER_04]: Like the time travel one we did.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, that was great.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That one rips.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That was actually a good movie.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Good.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Then.
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[SPEAKER_02]: There is the bottom category, which is so bad, it's fun.
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[SPEAKER_02]: That is, I would say, a solid half of them.
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[SPEAKER_02]: As for his last year was that guy.
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[SPEAKER_02]: Happy holidays, was that?
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[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes, yes, so bad it's fun.
17:38
[SPEAKER_02]: Would it have been his fun if Ezra hadn't just won a contest, probably not, but that's part, you know, you got to take it as a whole.
17:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Then there's, I think, probably the other majority.
17:49
[SPEAKER_02]: of hallmark movies, which is most of it's here.
17:52
[SPEAKER_02]: I think most of it's here and we found one of those and that I would describe this as like
17:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Me, cute, three things happen, movie ends.
18:03
[SPEAKER_03]: This is like that Santa, there was like a Santa race or something that we did or like a Santa summit.
18:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Santa, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:11
[SPEAKER_02]: No, exactly, exactly the same.
18:14
[SPEAKER_02]: It's just, it is the movie that feels like it's like we have a contractual obligation to make this many movies.
18:19
[SPEAKER_02]: And this is one of them.
18:21
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's it.
18:22
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what it feels like to me from what I've understood with hallmark releases.
18:25
[SPEAKER_02]: There's definitely headliners because they are doing like 30 years a year.
18:31
[SPEAKER_02]: And so like the one that we really liked that had the time travel.
18:34
[SPEAKER_02]: That was one of them.
18:35
[SPEAKER_02]: That was like a big one.
18:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think that's a huge one.
18:38
[SPEAKER_02]: This is certainly not a headline.
18:39
[SPEAKER_04]: This is not.
18:40
[SPEAKER_04]: And so it just feels like we're in the writers room.
18:43
[SPEAKER_04]: And, you know, hey, the show goes on every day.
18:46
[SPEAKER_04]: This is, we're just going to do what we can.
18:50
[SPEAKER_02]: Because like the acting is okay, really for almost everyone except one singular person that the whole point of us watching this was to watch them.
18:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my Lord in heaven, dude.
19:00
[SPEAKER_02]: But everyone else, yes, fine, fine.
19:05
[SPEAKER_02]: There was one stand out.
19:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Great.
19:08
[SPEAKER_02]: And one stand out terrible.
19:09
[SPEAKER_02]: I'd love to talk about both of them.
19:11
[SPEAKER_02]: That's really the only thing I have to say.
19:12
[SPEAKER_02]: The way that I've been measuring it now, and I think one of my favorite things before we get too far into the plot, which I guess you can't really get far at all, but is in, I think watching, finding Mr. Christmas has been such a great lens for watching Hallmark movies.
19:28
[SPEAKER_02]: 100% yes, dude.
19:29
[SPEAKER_03]: Because the amount of times I imagine Jonathan just behind the monitor, just like watching, like what would Jonathan like?
19:36
[SPEAKER_02]: just like a whisper mark it weird and what would he enjoy would he be going crazy right now with the right example can you please bite your lip a little bit before you use an amazing voice after you hear a sing for yes he's too sold free did y'all hear that that guy sounded like Paul Walker when he talked
19:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's all I could hear.
19:54
[SPEAKER_02]: The whole time you talk.
19:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, basically look here's the deal.
19:58
[SPEAKER_02]: It's two Marines and they're like, we have a rivalry in their boot camp, but they're also in their late 30s.
20:02
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's like very confusing timelines.
20:05
[SPEAKER_02]: And then sort of like how Daniel Radcliffe was like 30 years old being 18.
20:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, Hogwarts for the next year.
20:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
20:11
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a thin excuse.
20:13
[SPEAKER_02]: And there's none here.
20:13
[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, so they're like 38 in their boot camp.
20:16
[SPEAKER_02]: And then they have this rivalry.
20:18
[SPEAKER_02]: They're dads hate each other from something in the past.
20:20
[SPEAKER_02]: And then they, you know,
20:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, time goes on.
20:24
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a question.
20:25
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a question.
20:26
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a question.
20:27
[SPEAKER_02]: The base is snowed in and every mom and dad on base are terrible parents because they're so bad.
20:33
[SPEAKER_02]: They're children, presence until the day before Christmas and now they can't get their gifts.
20:38
[SPEAKER_02]: So the two of them are tasked by their commanding officer in order to get promotions with driving into town in a five ton truck that's important to go get these presence for these kids.
20:48
[SPEAKER_02]: They go to three different places, get the presence, drive back.
20:52
[SPEAKER_02]: their trucks off-working.
20:53
[SPEAKER_02]: They barely make it back in time.
20:54
[SPEAKER_02]: They deliver the presents in costum.
20:57
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's just saved.
20:58
[SPEAKER_02]: That's the movie.
20:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Can we talk about Ezra?
21:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, absolutely.
21:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Ezra owns a convenient store.
21:05
[SPEAKER_02]: And here's the deal.
21:07
[SPEAKER_02]: If you, I don't care if it's a military person or not, if you own a convenient store and somebody pulls up as you're closing on Christmas Eve and they say I'm delivering presents to children and you won't go back inside to make sure they can get their gas.
21:21
[SPEAKER_02]: You're a bad person.
21:23
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's why he lost the crown.
21:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Like he got me Mr. Christmas if he does stuff like this.
21:26
[SPEAKER_02]: If you're like complete a side quest in order to just fill up with gas real quick, I mean, it would probably take like 45 minutes because that truck is huge, but.
21:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Still that really that really is this movie.
21:38
[SPEAKER_01]: This movie is just like for sure You have to do this but first the farmer needs you to find six carrots.
21:43
[SPEAKER_02]: It's that's all the thing where you're like We're like I need this key and they're like, well, you do have to wrangle my chickens first It's like okay, I guess we were in fair enough.
21:52
[SPEAKER_04]: That makes sense to me those go together as right in a hallmarks a movie As you're I'm just gonna say as written a movie and what makes it even even worse is that it is a hallmark movie
22:05
[SPEAKER_04]: where the competition is not except top tier.
22:09
[SPEAKER_03]: Sorry for those that you've made a career out of that.
22:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Good on you.
22:12
[SPEAKER_02]: You're making more money than me guaranteed.
22:14
[SPEAKER_02]: But I was thinking about it.
22:16
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's kind of like if there was this duck hunting retrieval contest in Great Britain with all these beautiful flat-coded retrievers and nanomir.
22:28
[SPEAKER_03]: My dog is there.
22:28
[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
22:29
[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
22:30
[SPEAKER_03]: Everyone's like, look in and they're like, yeah, she's supposed to be here.
22:33
[SPEAKER_03]: You don't?
22:34
[SPEAKER_03]: This is it.
22:35
[SPEAKER_03]: That is a beautiful bread.
22:36
[SPEAKER_03]: Black color doesn't appear red.
22:37
[SPEAKER_03]: Black color retriever.
22:38
[SPEAKER_03]: And then, boy, does she stand out?
22:41
[SPEAKER_03]: As soon as whatever happens is happening.
22:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Like, okay, so she's getting, she's getting, she's getting outside.
22:48
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
22:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I see you came from across the pond, eh?
22:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, okay.
22:52
[SPEAKER_02]: The little girl that played his daughter in this movie, ran, and I mean, absolute circles around Ezra.
23:01
[SPEAKER_02]: He, he, frankly,
23:06
[SPEAKER_02]: The worst acting I've ever seen, I think, probably.
23:09
[SPEAKER_01]: Where are you guys playing waiting for Ezra?
23:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, before he was like, this is after an hour.
23:14
[SPEAKER_01]: How is it going to be in?
23:15
[SPEAKER_02]: When they were at the parade and all the cars were going past, I thought for sure he was going to be Mr. Christmas in the parade for the town.
23:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought that I was, I was 100% certain that the kid wasn't, they were going to find the train for the kid and they're going to be like, best we could do is bring your dad and it's extra.
23:30
[SPEAKER_01]: And he comes home with the train and they're like, how did you make it home to fast?
23:33
[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, what do you mean?
23:34
[SPEAKER_01]: I love Christmas.
23:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Mr. Chris.
23:36
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, dude.
23:37
[SPEAKER_01]: I was, we were on the same page for sure.
23:38
[SPEAKER_01]: I thought he was going to be on the Chevron, which is cool too.
23:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's on the valve.
23:43
[SPEAKER_01]: That's also, it's a valve.
23:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I will not let you fill up your
23:48
[SPEAKER_01]: truck to make it home with all these friends.
23:50
[SPEAKER_01]: You can't have my gas unless you dress up like Santa Claus.
23:54
[SPEAKER_02]: He went from Mr. Christmas to Mr. Grinch pretty bad.
23:57
[SPEAKER_02]: And also is is so bad in this movie.
24:00
[SPEAKER_02]: I do have a favorite actor in this movie though.
24:02
[SPEAKER_02]: Tell me.
24:03
[SPEAKER_02]: It's someone that Kali and I nicknamed Tito Shaleeb because he does look sort of like Walmart Tony Shaleeb.
24:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Mr. Burch.
24:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
24:15
[SPEAKER_02]: uh... the main characters dad uh... player players father uh... i don't remember mr. birch whatever uh... you know she leave look him up he looks just like don't need to live and uh... he was hilarious in this movie particularly the uh... sort of climax of the film is a i mean so cheesy it caused me physical agony a snowball fight
24:40
[SPEAKER_02]: in the front yard.
24:42
[SPEAKER_01]: And if you just played that snowball fight and we're like, hey, Doge, you haven't watched the movie, just a snowball fight.
24:48
[SPEAKER_01]: This is a cold commercial.
24:50
[SPEAKER_01]: I was probably that tracks.
24:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but Tito she leaves like full sell out to this scene to this moment.
24:58
[SPEAKER_02]: It would be beautiful.
25:00
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, what's the hallmark equivalent of the Oscars?
25:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Hallmark should have an award show.
25:05
[SPEAKER_01]: They absolutely should have an award show.
25:07
[SPEAKER_01]: That's what they do.
25:08
[SPEAKER_01]: The markies.
25:09
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure they do.
25:10
[SPEAKER_01]: They get it's a markie.
25:11
[SPEAKER_01]: It's presented by Mark Wahlberg.
25:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Mark Wahlberg, Mark Wahlberg, the markies.
25:15
[SPEAKER_02]: At this point, I think Hallmark would probably distance themselves from the markie mark.
25:20
[SPEAKER_01]: The Hallmark Hall of Fame awards.
25:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that makes sense.
25:24
[SPEAKER_01]: No, they just, they basically, this is just like,
25:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Achievement awards like they're like getting a rice and it was a word like no they're just like these are all our movies that have got emies no I demand a long list.
25:36
[SPEAKER_02]: I demand a banquet.
25:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this was bad man.
25:39
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yes, dude.
25:41
[SPEAKER_02]: You're still stuck on that.
25:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know he's he's terrible this one more than others to me has felt
25:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Our thesis, I think, is holding extremely true that hallmarked channel movies are decombs that grew up.
25:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, 100%.
25:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Like this felt so incredibly Disney channel original movie.
26:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, like this is a cadet Kelly sequel.
26:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Right, you're in a mean like 1,000%.
26:06
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the acting, the way it shot, the script in particular, just something,
26:12
[SPEAKER_01]: And maybe that's just, it's a TV movie, but it's so, so decum.
26:16
[SPEAKER_02]: I also, I got pretty upset that they didn't actually race again at the end.
26:19
[SPEAKER_02]: It was like cop out, he knew he was going to lose, so he just kissed her instead.
26:23
[SPEAKER_02]: What's the?
26:24
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
26:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
26:26
[SPEAKER_02]: They should have, definitely should have race.
26:29
[SPEAKER_01]: There's pretty classic three-beats structure though if we have a race in the beginning established that she's going to win Then reinforce in the middle when she's like it's just like the obstacle course obviously to get to the top of these boxes the mean Moments as we can't do that And then it's very in they they've subverted the the woman in the store was so mean That was great like I've been like so you're lazy ass.
26:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right
26:58
[SPEAKER_01]: I just organized this trash room, and you can leave it to me with the fact together how bad I had it.
27:05
[SPEAKER_02]: It was like, look at all my hard work.
27:07
[SPEAKER_02]: It looks like garbage.
27:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't mess up my dump.
27:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Don't mess up my dump.
27:14
[SPEAKER_01]: We won't be E.C.s.
27:15
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think we're rating this one.
27:16
[SPEAKER_02]: It's hallmark.
27:17
[SPEAKER_02]: We had a difference.
27:18
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't remember what it was.
27:19
[SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't matter.
27:19
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a bad movie.
27:20
[SPEAKER_02]: I would not recommend this even if you're an expert.
27:22
[SPEAKER_01]: Especially if you're an expert.
27:24
[SPEAKER_01]: It was.
27:24
[SPEAKER_01]: It was.
27:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Regift was in there somewhere.
27:25
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
27:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
27:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Receipt and rejoice.
27:26
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27:54
[SPEAKER_00]: I am the one thing the Christmas can't control.
27:57
[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
27:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Let's be in every headphones in ahead that the whole time.
28:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, and that'll be the starter show announcements.
28:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sure.
28:07
[SPEAKER_01]: So, so now let's do more of shit on us.
28:09
[SPEAKER_01]: You were just gonna leave in the part where I was like, I was peeing.
28:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's fine.
28:11
[SPEAKER_01]: People know that.
28:12
[SPEAKER_02]: People can ain't no.
28:13
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not scared of it.
28:14
[SPEAKER_01]: They know.
28:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I think it's important to let people when the curtain of celebrity of like, I'm just like this.
28:20
[SPEAKER_01]: We're just regular.
28:21
[SPEAKER_01]: We're piston.
28:21
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just like you guys.
28:23
[SPEAKER_01]: We do.
28:23
[SPEAKER_02]: I do.
28:24
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just like you.
28:25
[SPEAKER_02]: We do it.
28:26
[SPEAKER_02]: Put on my pants one leg at a time.
28:29
[SPEAKER_01]: And then take a moth one leg at a time.
28:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Make a living podcast.
28:31
[SPEAKER_02]: To be people, people.
28:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes sometimes you do gotta take a moth.
28:36
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28:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Now seems like a great time.
28:45
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a real luxury.
28:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Leave us a review as well.
28:47
[SPEAKER_01]: If you like it on Apple podcast, on Spotify, anywhere where you can leave any stars, we want all of them Mario style.
28:57
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28:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Yep, leave us a yellow preview.
29:00
[SPEAKER_02]: Please imagine Dungeons got something special for you.
29:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Got some special coming at you next week.
29:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Coming at you, something special.
29:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Krimista, it's a Christmas episode of Imagine Dungeons.
29:17
[SPEAKER_01]: And you're gonna love it.
29:18
[SPEAKER_01]: Stand alone.
29:19
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to be called out for me.
29:20
[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no.
29:20
[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to be called out for me.
29:22
[SPEAKER_02]: might be worth listening to the Christmas one last year if you've got time if you get a little longer of a trip go ahead and check out the christmas special we did last year and there's one because it's you know there's some cannon might be some browser some cannon there who knows check it out um and uh yeah make sure make sure you hey listen this time of year
29:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
29:47
[SPEAKER_02]: With all the lights and the treats and the present, it's easy to actually be one that's number four.
29:53
[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have lots of treats.
29:55
[SPEAKER_02]: It's easy to lose sight of what's important this time of year, which is that the Game Awards are on December 11th.
30:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Do you think maybe Bloodborne 2 is being announced?
30:08
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm just calling my shot here.
30:09
[SPEAKER_03]: If I'm right, what, what, what, how do you have a hunch for that?
30:13
[SPEAKER_01]: That feels like literally no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
30:34
[SPEAKER_02]: This is, we're back to the podcast show.
30:37
[SPEAKER_02]: We're back to the podcast show.
30:39
[SPEAKER_02]: And we're here to talk about the most recent two episodes of Finding Mr. Christmas.
30:44
[SPEAKER_02]: There's been two dose that have come out since the last time we spoke.
30:48
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's heating up.
30:51
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll say that.
30:52
[SPEAKER_02]: The competition is heating.
30:55
[SPEAKER_02]: I will say at this point with what we have left, which at this point there was seven, right?
31:04
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, if you were six because we got them we're down to four down to four.
31:07
[SPEAKER_01]: We're down to four.
31:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Sorry six.
31:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
31:10
[SPEAKER_02]: I do think in the comparison to season one our competition is better.
31:16
[SPEAKER_02]: Like there are I think I agree even with six left.
31:19
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, okay.
31:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
31:21
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think any of these guys are bad at this point.
31:24
[SPEAKER_02]: It was pretty much just like Hayden was the only good one.
31:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
31:28
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it's time last year.
31:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
31:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and we, you're just kind of pulling for Blake.
31:34
[SPEAKER_02]: I love it.
31:34
[SPEAKER_02]: I was pulling for Blake.
31:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I loved that guy, but I loved that guy.
31:40
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we had our get in the big hamster ball, which seems to be like, if you are going to be a competitive reality television show, you need to have that at least one time, you need to put your distance in big ball.
31:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, why not?
31:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Why not?
31:54
[SPEAKER_02]: It would be like the the insulated like bubble soccer ones that can just be like kick like you can be kicked up football field.
32:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you can get launch.
32:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
32:03
[SPEAKER_02]: That would have been awesome.
32:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Why not?
32:05
[SPEAKER_02]: These guys are so beefy, but they don't, they don't want it to be aggressive.
32:10
[SPEAKER_02]: They don't want to incentivize aggression.
32:12
[SPEAKER_02]: I think.
32:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Because that's not very, that's not very middle-aged mom of them to be aggressive.
32:19
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I guess that's true.
32:22
[SPEAKER_01]: She would say it allowed, but no, that's true.
32:24
[SPEAKER_01]: But they do like that's true.
32:25
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a good point.
32:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Anything that's like, you must have muscles.
32:31
[SPEAKER_01]: You must be strong enough to use them, pour it in enough to use them.
32:35
[SPEAKER_01]: But anything that might cross the realm into action, you cannot do.
32:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
32:42
[SPEAKER_02]: It's like, we're okay if they break a glistening sweat, but we're not looking to have a droplet fall.
32:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
32:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
32:47
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
32:48
[SPEAKER_01]: You could sweat, but don't get it on the floor couch.
32:50
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
32:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
32:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Can't do that.
32:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Which is what I say when people come to my house.
32:54
[SPEAKER_02]: You can, you're like, you're free to sweat.
32:56
[SPEAKER_01]: I want to be clearly free to sweat.
32:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And our dad bear.
32:59
[SPEAKER_01]: You can get water from the British filter.
33:01
[SPEAKER_01]: You could sweat.
33:01
[SPEAKER_01]: Do not get it on the floor.
33:04
[SPEAKER_03]: Our dad won this one.
33:05
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
33:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
33:07
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
33:08
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
33:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
33:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
33:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
33:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Because he was able to watch.
33:12
[SPEAKER_02]: all of the practices and stuff.
33:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Which I loved having just a couple of teams.
33:17
[SPEAKER_02]: I loved to comedy sketch, essentially.
33:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, okay.
33:20
[SPEAKER_02]: This was one of the most interesting acting challenge we ever had.
33:24
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I really.
33:25
[SPEAKER_02]: 100%.
33:25
[SPEAKER_02]: 100%.
33:27
[SPEAKER_02]: And I think that a couple of things were revealed to me that I was already suspicious of this episode.
33:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Number one is that Ruston is the villain of this season.
33:39
[SPEAKER_02]: I think so too.
33:39
[SPEAKER_02]: For sure.
33:41
[SPEAKER_02]: I think so.
33:42
[SPEAKER_02]: I do still think he's going to win.
33:44
[SPEAKER_02]: But he got a, I've got a Craig shaped feeling.
33:47
[SPEAKER_02]: No, I want it to be.
33:48
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm Craig's little.
33:49
[SPEAKER_03]: I love that we're all different here.
33:52
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm pulling for Craig, but I think Ruston's winning.
33:55
[SPEAKER_02]: I really hope Angel wins.
33:57
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think Angel's going to win.
33:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I just, I feel like they are hyping up his acting skills more than he actually has, which clearly doesn't actually matter.
34:06
[SPEAKER_02]: So I don't know why I'm.
34:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, could he convincingly own a Chevron one year from now?
34:13
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sure.
34:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I think any of these guys could do that sooner than as well.
34:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, my god.
34:18
[SPEAKER_03]: Robbie, I think every Robbie and Rustin were pretty good brothers.
34:22
[SPEAKER_03]: I felt that for sure.
34:23
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why Jonathan was like, I just needed any chemistry there.
34:26
[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why they're not.
34:27
[SPEAKER_04]: But they had a whole set up of like,
34:30
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know, I'm clearly upset who gets booted on this episode.
34:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I mean, it's not the right person that goes.
34:39
[SPEAKER_02]: It's definitely not the right person.
34:40
[SPEAKER_01]: No, this feels like our morality challenge when we lost the gauge last year because he didn't, because he wasn't, he didn't know like to, whether to help the woman up or just be like, are you okay?
34:50
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
34:51
[SPEAKER_01]: This feels totally like we just gotta get this guy out of here.
34:54
[SPEAKER_01]: So we're gonna say it's because he was too competitive with Rust and it's not in the ethos of hallmark, to compete.
35:00
[SPEAKER_01]: But they're gonna know this is a competition.
35:03
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
35:04
[SPEAKER_04]: And the competition, I compete with each other.
35:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
35:07
[SPEAKER_02]: And if we're booting somebody for being kind of a jackass in the pre sketch in the pre scene filming, it would be Ruston.
35:15
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
35:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
35:17
[SPEAKER_02]: No, he he lost me fully.
35:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, I mean, like knockoff Jonas brother was already points off the board for me, but he lost me fully at the 200 yards of skid lie.
35:28
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I've realized that ever since then I've just been like this dude sucks.
35:31
[SPEAKER_02]: He's a liar and I don't like him.
35:34
[SPEAKER_02]: I did there's no you.
35:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Driving.
35:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
35:37
[SPEAKER_02]: I 35.
35:38
[SPEAKER_01]: It's just like this could have been him dude.
35:41
[SPEAKER_01]: Why saw a guy skating like a Mario show just like sliding on there and I was like, Oh, man.
35:49
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, literally it is unbelievable, unfortunately it's not believable.
35:53
[SPEAKER_01]: He is, he is a, he is a good actor.
35:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he is good.
35:58
[SPEAKER_01]: And he's you think it's because he holds hands and looks into somebody's eyes.
36:00
[SPEAKER_02]: We can't get to that episode yet.
36:01
[SPEAKER_02]: We're not there yet.
36:02
[SPEAKER_02]: What are you talking about?
36:03
[SPEAKER_02]: That doesn't exist.
36:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Not on that episode yet.
36:05
[SPEAKER_02]: That doesn't exist.
36:06
[SPEAKER_02]: So basically, yeah, I do think that Davey and Craig,
36:10
[SPEAKER_02]: one day mostly for throwing the cookies which I think was a great call by the way that was a good bit an angel is so much better in the boyfriend role than market uh... marcus uh... i think Marcus really struggles in the boyfriend role in this yeah but you'll need another one of these yeah he's so he's
36:31
[SPEAKER_04]: I love him so much and him just stepping into the director role and just like feeling so comfortable like, yeah, you know, you don't want to get in.
36:40
[SPEAKER_04]: He's shot over here.
36:42
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.
36:45
[SPEAKER_02]: And the writing in this scene is terrible.
36:49
[SPEAKER_02]: I mean, the fact that one of the lines is literally like, I've never turned my oven on before you've never used your oven before.
37:00
[SPEAKER_02]: And then that doesn't even play into why the cookies are bad.
37:05
[SPEAKER_02]: That's not even the reason the cookies are bad.
37:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
37:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Why the cookie.
37:08
[SPEAKER_02]: He forgot the sugar, right?
37:09
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
37:09
[SPEAKER_02]: He forgot the sugar.
37:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
37:10
[SPEAKER_01]: So why even you?
37:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
37:12
[SPEAKER_01]: You would know before like you could look at it.
37:14
[SPEAKER_04]: We've got this sugar.
37:18
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
37:18
[SPEAKER_01]: You're giving.
37:19
[SPEAKER_01]: You're giving less angel and more to the beef.
37:22
[SPEAKER_01]: The beef from the nasonex commercial.
37:24
[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's not Antonio Bander, I think they wish it was.
37:30
[SPEAKER_02]: They just want it to be.
37:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
37:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Because we did sugar into it.
37:36
[SPEAKER_04]: Been doing food.
37:36
[SPEAKER_02]: See, now that's pushing boots.
37:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
37:39
[SPEAKER_04]: It's so good.
37:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Um, Rob, you shouldn't have gone.
37:43
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think.
37:44
[SPEAKER_04]: And this was the most blubbering Jonathan we've ever got.
37:48
[SPEAKER_04]: Is it actually Antonio Banderis?
37:50
[SPEAKER_04]: Antonio Bandiris voiced the nasonex beat.
37:53
[SPEAKER_04]: That's amazing.
37:54
[SPEAKER_04]: He got it.
37:55
[SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
37:55
[SPEAKER_02]: That's nasonex.
37:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Um.
37:59
[SPEAKER_02]: This was the most blubbering Jonathan we ever got.
38:01
[SPEAKER_02]: And I kind of got excited to see it.
38:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
38:04
[SPEAKER_02]: I love how emotional he is.
38:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Legitably emotional.
38:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
38:07
[SPEAKER_02]: And this goodbye for him to come over in hug.
38:09
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was really sweet.
38:12
[SPEAKER_02]: And it was just like, it's one of those where your eyes get really big to where you're like, that's the moment that you realize, okay.
38:19
[SPEAKER_02]: this could get really bad.
38:20
[SPEAKER_04]: Like I could, I could heave.
38:24
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm about to cry so much.
38:25
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I've had this moment before to where I'm just like, okay, well, and then I just get big and like, it's like you're afraid because something's coming.
38:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Cause you're like, yeah, I have to be so careful with my next moves where I'm gonna fall apart.
38:35
[SPEAKER_04]: Come to me, yeah.
38:35
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
38:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do hate to see Robbie go.
38:38
[SPEAKER_01]: Robbie feels like one of the guys from this season that it would be like,
38:42
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I would actually like to talk to you.
38:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Like I think we can be of, I think we could have something to talk about other than just like, yeah, got any new flannel's lately.
38:51
[SPEAKER_02]: For sure, Robbie's cool.
38:53
[SPEAKER_02]: We, I think Robbie is one of the more talented people here, I think, 100%.
38:56
[SPEAKER_02]: I think, honestly, if we're being real, if I'm being real, I'll speak my truth.
39:00
[SPEAKER_02]: And it is that I think they saw that Robbie struggles to play straight and they're probably concerned about him being
39:09
[SPEAKER_02]: When do we not have to play straight anymore?
39:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Has Hallmark done a, thank you, have, yeah, they have.
39:16
[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I'm saying, like, just let Robbie compete.
39:19
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
39:21
[SPEAKER_02]: But this show that they will come up with any reason to boot you at the time they think that it's time for you to go.
39:28
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
39:29
[SPEAKER_03]: The next episode, Robbie's gone, the next episode was like the, and I have to say, I have to fess up.
39:38
[SPEAKER_03]: I had to fast forward through our, what do we call the jingled, jingled challenge?
39:44
[SPEAKER_02]: The jingled, the be quiet?
39:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Wait, why?
39:47
[SPEAKER_02]: It was so funny.
39:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Chelsea was napping on the couch, and it was just, it kept me like,
39:54
[SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, oh, I'm either I guess I could have muted it, but I was just going to lose it.
39:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Dude, it looked so fine.
40:02
[SPEAKER_02]: It looked like mission impossible.
40:04
[SPEAKER_02]: It looked a little bit like wet bandits.
40:07
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, kind of vibe.
40:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
40:10
[SPEAKER_02]: So I didn't even see who was the Marcus that jumped.
40:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, at the very end.
40:14
[SPEAKER_02]: At the very end, Marcus was like, I can just bypass, it seems like they're only counting when I hit the traps, not the actual sound I make.
40:21
[SPEAKER_02]: So I could just bypass like five traps if I just jump from the table to the end.
40:25
[SPEAKER_02]: How strategic have our competitors been this season?
40:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Last season was just like certainly more, which you know,
40:33
[SPEAKER_02]: credit to the guys who'd never been on a show, the show had never existed.
40:36
[SPEAKER_02]: But even if you've played a game of any kind, you would know like there's different ways to round it.
40:44
[SPEAKER_02]: And maybe we just had to see their processing from the producers like we did this year, but I love how strategic they are.
40:50
[SPEAKER_02]: It starts to feel like we're about to go to try little kind of vibes to be honest.
40:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Can you imagine if you could vote off in finding Mr. Christmas?
40:59
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's coming.
41:01
[SPEAKER_02]: I know way, I mean, that's it would be one day they're going to have to revamp this show and I think it's going to come down if it gets big enough that now now they start to pull people from that and put them in the challenge that'd be a lot.
41:12
[SPEAKER_02]: I've got to be some pretty good challenge guys on this.
41:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so.
41:17
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm waiting for like the Boston Rob to come and kind of break the game and be like, this is really winnable.
41:23
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
41:24
[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, um-hmm.
41:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Finding Mr. Chris was all stars is going to go crazy.
41:27
[SPEAKER_02]: I do know that for sure.
41:28
[SPEAKER_02]: Who won the jingle jack?
41:30
[SPEAKER_02]: The jingle jack.
41:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Marcus.
41:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Marcus, okay.
41:33
[SPEAKER_01]: He beat Angel by one point.
41:34
[SPEAKER_01]: They love Mark and Paul.
41:35
[SPEAKER_01]: I think all those points were made up.
41:37
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think they were two.
41:39
[SPEAKER_01]: I think they were two.
41:40
[SPEAKER_03]: This next challenge.
41:42
[SPEAKER_03]: No way.
41:43
[SPEAKER_03]: This next acting challenge was one of my favorites of all time.
41:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Say it too, dude.
41:47
[SPEAKER_02]: 100%.
41:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Because our actress, who's incredible, by the way.
41:51
[SPEAKER_02]: I love this woman.
41:52
[SPEAKER_02]: She's in how much your mother.
41:53
[SPEAKER_02]: She plays Ted's girlfriend.
41:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, for ya.
41:55
[SPEAKER_02]: She loves.
41:57
[SPEAKER_02]: So, I mean, she was just so horny.
42:02
[SPEAKER_02]: It felt like they were so horny.
42:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's ready to roll.
42:05
[SPEAKER_02]: She was just like, oh, what?
42:07
[SPEAKER_02]: It was like you got like really like she's also I find her I find her very charming.
42:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I think that she is like so easy to get that back and forth with because yes Some of them I felt this way about her and how much her mother to she just has that chemistry thing that some people don't I think I mean that's why they picked her for this challenge.
42:27
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because you can't have chemistry with her You can't really have it with anybody so a bad news for several of our big boys.
42:34
[SPEAKER_02]: I have been so excited to talk about
42:36
[SPEAKER_02]: the boot from this episode since I watched this episode.
42:40
[SPEAKER_01]: This is my favorite reality TV eviction of all time because of the reason.
42:46
[SPEAKER_02]: It is the funniest reason anyone has ever been kicked from a show.
42:50
[SPEAKER_02]: And I know we're putting the cart before the horse here.
42:53
[SPEAKER_02]: So let's step back for just a second.
42:55
[SPEAKER_02]: This challenge is a scene where they must sit across from 11, just there, months into a relationship.
43:01
[SPEAKER_02]: This is not a budding new relationship.
43:03
[SPEAKER_02]: They have been dating.
43:04
[SPEAKER_02]: So we're coming in in media res.
43:08
[SPEAKER_02]: And we are sitting at a picnic table and they're having a jarkudery between us.
43:13
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sort of like a 20 questions, kind of back on fourth vibe where they're just getting to know each other a little deeper.
43:19
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're they're given freedom with their on ramp in their off ramp from the scene.
43:24
[SPEAKER_02]: They're given some freedom there.
43:25
[SPEAKER_02]: The middle part is what they must memorize.
43:27
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a conversation about Christmas cookies.
43:30
[SPEAKER_02]: And we see some different techniques.
43:33
[SPEAKER_02]: We can talk about those different techniques.
43:34
[SPEAKER_02]: But the one technique that certainly fails is that David decides.
43:40
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
43:41
[SPEAKER_01]: To just eat so many damn grapes.
43:46
[UNKNOWN]: I
43:46
[SPEAKER_01]: I was saying to my TV, David stopped eating the grapes.
43:51
[SPEAKER_01]: David, that's enough grapes.
43:53
[SPEAKER_01]: David, you can't eat it anymore.
43:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Great, you can no longer.
43:56
[SPEAKER_02]: Then we cut to video village.
43:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Where Jonathan and Melissa Piederman are going, David, please stop being the creeps.
44:04
[SPEAKER_02]: Stop being the creeps.
44:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Stop being the creeps.
44:06
[SPEAKER_02]: And then when it's over, we get Jonathan and Melissa and this actress together.
44:11
[SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, no, what about David?
44:14
[SPEAKER_02]: Man, he sure ate a lot of grapes.
44:15
[SPEAKER_01]: So many damn grapes.
44:23
[SPEAKER_02]: not just the grapes, but even before that, he didn't even want to have the little moment of chemistry with her to try and release her to this scene.
44:30
[SPEAKER_04]: Not for some of the grapes.
44:31
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, by the way, no, I just think I'll do like, I'm thinking like a 30 second monologue at the end.
44:38
[SPEAKER_04]: Let's go talk for 30 second.
44:40
[SPEAKER_04]: But do the whole scene is like two minutes.
44:42
[SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean?
44:43
[SPEAKER_02]: You're just going to talk about, yeah, I got it.
44:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Also, no better than it's like, here's a scene to see how well you work with a partner.
44:50
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll go ahead and talk by myself for 30 seconds if that's okay.
44:53
[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he's got a handful of grapes in a dream and I'll give it to him.
44:56
[SPEAKER_04]: But the like, when you see it, when these scenes were done well, though, with other contestants, they got, oh my gosh, dude.
45:04
[SPEAKER_04]: They got tingly, dude.
45:06
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, more like that.
45:08
[SPEAKER_04]: It's a little, it's a burn on the outside.
45:11
[SPEAKER_04]: But in the very center, it's so soft.
45:18
[SPEAKER_04]: and it's so yummy.
45:20
[SPEAKER_02]: I think Angel's problem is he's cookies.
45:23
[SPEAKER_02]: He's too horny dude.
45:24
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's what I'm talking about.
45:26
[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's a lot of the molasses cookies.
45:28
[SPEAKER_02]: But really, that's a good cookie because what's not to love?
45:31
[SPEAKER_04]: You know, you're just okay.
45:33
[SPEAKER_02]: Can we talk about reading comprehension for a second?
45:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
45:36
[SPEAKER_02]: There was exactly one person who understood that the sugar cookie line was playful.
45:44
[SPEAKER_02]: Two.
45:44
[SPEAKER_02]: I think two.
45:45
[SPEAKER_02]: Rustin was the other one.
45:46
[SPEAKER_02]: Rustin.
45:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
45:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Rustin.
45:48
[SPEAKER_02]: Rustin and Craig are the only two people they understood sugar cookie because everyone likes me or whatever it is was supposed to be playful and joke.
45:57
[SPEAKER_02]: Everyone else was like, I'm a sugar cookie because everyone likes me.
46:03
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, I think Angel, somewhere in the show didn't know, Angel was the first one that I was like, I didn't realize he was reading from a script.
46:11
[SPEAKER_02]: I thought he was making things up because I was like, because I was like, even the molasses part.
46:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, especially because the last cards were not spicy.
46:20
[SPEAKER_02]: They're not spicy.
46:21
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know why spicy.
46:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Just in the description.
46:24
[SPEAKER_02]: They're thinking of ginger.
46:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Are you thinking of ginger bread?
46:27
[SPEAKER_02]: The molasses is spicy and a crunch on their ass.
46:29
[SPEAKER_01]: The molasses famously is spicy and greedy.
46:32
[SPEAKER_01]: But when the take off, the way he says out of the way.
46:36
[SPEAKER_04]: And you'll find somewhere between the abs and the thighs.
46:42
[SPEAKER_04]: You will see that he is.
46:44
[SPEAKER_04]: Don't get me wrong.
46:46
[SPEAKER_04]: So, a soft.
46:47
[SPEAKER_02]: I love this man.
46:49
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's great.
46:50
[SPEAKER_02]: I love this man, but he is too horny even for his brain.
46:53
[SPEAKER_01]: He's playing everything way too sexy.
46:56
[SPEAKER_02]: But I think the sugar cookie, I think he was one of the worst reads, frankly, on sugar cookie because everyone likes me.
47:04
[SPEAKER_02]: And we just, we got to get some reading comprehension up in these boys, but Craig, Craig is my hero.
47:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Craig, Craig is the best here.
47:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Bye, far, I think.
47:12
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes, and he wins two weeks in a row coming off of zero wins ever and then wins two in a row.
47:18
[SPEAKER_02]: I think my boys on a run for the crown.
47:21
[SPEAKER_01]: I think so, man.
47:22
[SPEAKER_02]: He turned on his game as a right.
47:23
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if this is what Hallmark does though.
47:25
[SPEAKER_02]: Are they too aware of we have to be fair?
47:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Are they not fair?
47:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Do they?
47:31
[SPEAKER_02]: I feel like there's been times right?
47:33
[SPEAKER_01]: Definitely not fair.
47:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Craig is the place.
47:35
[SPEAKER_02]: Someone's burned too high.
47:38
[SPEAKER_02]: I think Craig is filling the role of Blake that who everybody wanted to win last year.
47:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Blake or Hayden, they wanted to see a Blake.
47:45
[SPEAKER_02]: I wanted Hayden to win.
47:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
47:46
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
47:47
[SPEAKER_01]: I wanted Hayden to win.
47:48
[SPEAKER_02]: But I think everybody wanted a Blake or Hayden to win.
47:51
[SPEAKER_02]: But Blake was so rudible.
47:53
[SPEAKER_02]: I think Craig is the Blake that was promised where he's this kind of like in conversation, he's the most normal of anybody.
48:00
[SPEAKER_02]: What's your future, Blake?
48:01
[SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
48:02
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I follow.
48:03
[SPEAKER_02]: He's the most normal of anybody.
48:04
[SPEAKER_02]: the very beginning of the first episode that we needed to catch up on.
48:08
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not following the actual episode numbers.
48:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
48:11
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
48:11
[SPEAKER_02]: But the one where we lose Robbie.
48:14
[SPEAKER_02]: The around the table, Davey and Craig.
48:18
[SPEAKER_02]: They were talking about me and I just need a little bit more, you know, Hutzpah.
48:21
[SPEAKER_04]: And the other was like, oh, man, I could just use more empathy or whatever.
48:23
[SPEAKER_04]: And did you see how he left him hanging?
48:25
[SPEAKER_04]: How he left Davey hanging?
48:26
[SPEAKER_04]: Because Craig was doing like this like, oh, give me some of that, you know,
48:31
[SPEAKER_02]: You're like, I'll give you some of my, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
49:00
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, David take down or without it being too many great without having too much no, I think I think Craig is phenomenal He's who I hope wins.
49:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Rustiness who I think will win and angels probably who should win Angels gonna be third.
49:13
[SPEAKER_02]: I think that's our top three right there, but what I'll say though is if Marcus wins We now know the formula which is a hot bad acting hot bad actor That's the winner every time hot bad buddy that you could really see with the keys to a gas station
49:28
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm short-show with how good the majority of our guys left are at acting.
49:34
[SPEAKER_02]: By meaning how good I'm saying comparatively to last year, like last year's, yeah.
49:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Knowing that I was going to have to watch Ezra do these long, long scenes in the finale.
49:45
[SPEAKER_02]: I was like, oh my god.
49:47
[SPEAKER_02]: So it's good to know, like imagining like Craig has some real competition here.
49:53
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, having like legitimate long scenes that he has to memorize and get ready.
49:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I'm down dude.
49:58
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's going to be great.
49:59
[SPEAKER_01]: Can I can I say that I think Craig would have been better than our lead in the Christmas on duty?
50:07
[SPEAKER_01]: We just want a course.
50:09
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
50:10
[SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
50:11
[SPEAKER_01]: Craig is funny.
50:12
[SPEAKER_01]: So he could do the funny stuff here.
50:14
[SPEAKER_01]: It might, like, I did look like an action figure.
50:17
[SPEAKER_02]: We might discover that finding Mr. Christmas, it's sort of like American Idol, where like it's actually better to not win American Idol.
50:23
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
50:24
[SPEAKER_02]: It's better to come in like third in American Idol because then you're not like, it's like a lottery.
50:28
[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
50:28
[SPEAKER_02]: Right.
50:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Could Craig B. Dottree, could Craig B.
50:31
[SPEAKER_02]: Could Craig, is Craig, is Craig our Bob ice?
50:36
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
50:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Craig, Chris, is Craig Constantine Marulis.
50:44
[SPEAKER_01]: Fantasia it's pretty they never see his last name.
50:47
[SPEAKER_01]: It is Malacar I think she's related to San Gia.
50:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Fantasia did win.
50:52
[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm sorry.
50:53
[SPEAKER_04]: My bad.
50:54
[SPEAKER_04]: I thought she got second up.
50:56
[SPEAKER_03]: San Gia Malacar.
50:57
[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Rubin stuttered one, too.
50:59
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
51:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And then he was like sorry for 2004 when he was like, I didn't do anything with it.
51:04
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the Ezra Ezra is the Rubin stuttered.
51:06
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
51:07
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
51:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
51:08
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe for sure.
51:10
[SPEAKER_02]: Technically, I think he really clerks him, but we know he's not, you know, he's not, he's definitely not.
51:16
[SPEAKER_02]: This season, I would say,
51:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, there is a, there is certainly a Dax and Hayden shaped hole in this season.
51:23
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think there are like, there are like, stand out real life people as much as the first season, but the competition in skill level overall is much higher in this season.
51:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Here at the end, I still, I still maintain that Hayden run circles around all of them.
51:38
[SPEAKER_02]: If you throw him back in season two and certainly Dax would as well.
51:43
[SPEAKER_02]: So.
51:44
[SPEAKER_02]: You know, maybe it's like, uh, the, the, the, the pizza lower, but the, the average, the average skill as much higher.
51:51
[SPEAKER_02]: I think it's how it would say.
51:52
[SPEAKER_02]: No, for season two.
51:54
[SPEAKER_02]: And it's made for, it's made for great TV.
51:56
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll tell you.
51:57
[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, so much fun to watch this season.
51:59
[SPEAKER_02]: Jonathan Bennett is was born for this.
52:02
[SPEAKER_02]: I think I've decided.
52:03
[SPEAKER_02]: Um, this is, this is Jonathan Bennett's survivor.
52:07
[SPEAKER_02]: This is what he was put on this earth to do is host this show.
52:13
[SPEAKER_02]: uh... and i'm truly thrilled uh... very excited to keep watching more hallmark movies this season i think they're so bad i can't wait for what it comes out of finemister christmas this year again i assume marcus wins and they do a story about sliding two hundred yards off of a bicycle because that seems to be their ammo uh... so excited to see how that goes uh... and uh... yeah anything else anything else we were saying about uh... finemister christmas so far
52:44
[SPEAKER_02]: It officially as we were well past the halfway mark of season two of finding Mr. Christmas.
52:49
[SPEAKER_02]: It does have that two chunks tradition feel to it.
52:51
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, I feel like this is a, it's a thing I watched this every year.
52:54
[SPEAKER_01]: It's feeling like it's not making it.
52:56
[SPEAKER_02]: And getting excited, you know?
52:58
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was very excited when this started.
53:00
[SPEAKER_02]: On a percent is it, is it, is it two more weeks or one more week?
53:05
[SPEAKER_02]: Is it finale this week or one more than finale?
53:08
[SPEAKER_01]: Do we do a final three or three?
53:10
[SPEAKER_01]: They get to find a round of three before finale.
53:12
[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
53:14
[SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't write.
53:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
53:15
[SPEAKER_01]: I still haven't seen a legitimate character challenge.
53:19
[SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean by that?
53:20
[SPEAKER_02]: Like get into character and like be- I don't know.
53:22
[SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
53:22
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know.
53:23
[SPEAKER_04]: Like their character.
53:24
[SPEAKER_04]: Like the we're going to set up something to make sure they're actually good people.
53:28
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
53:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
53:30
[SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they got bad feedback on that last year.
53:32
[SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
53:34
[SPEAKER_02]: Could have been.
53:35
[SPEAKER_02]: The show is something.
53:36
[SPEAKER_02]: And also on Hallmark, it feels like they're probably the most beholden to like,
53:41
[SPEAKER_02]: Complaint.
53:42
[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we gave bad feedback about that last year.
53:45
[SPEAKER_01]: It's us.
53:45
[SPEAKER_01]: We're in the eco.
53:46
[SPEAKER_01]: We're in the eco.
53:47
[SPEAKER_02]: Did we give bad feedback or did we give amazing feedback because of how bad it was?
53:51
[SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?
53:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Like, because I wanted to see a morality challenge every single season.
53:55
[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think the thing is that there's no way our feedback is what they hoped it would be.
54:00
[SPEAKER_01]: No, if they didn't do it.
54:01
[SPEAKER_02]: What if the winner is determined by morality challenge?
54:09
[SPEAKER_02]: something that was on the inside of the counts because they got to they got to keep it fresh.
54:13
[SPEAKER_02]: They you can't do the more maybe they're like morality challenge backpocket.
54:17
[SPEAKER_02]: We can't do it every season.
54:18
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because then they know it's coming.
54:21
[SPEAKER_01]: If it gets too close, then we can kick somebody off for being competitive.
54:26
[SPEAKER_01]: Could be.
54:27
[SPEAKER_02]: could be basically the robby reason they were like, and robbing you, you try to take control and uh, Ruston was just better at taking control than you.
54:36
[SPEAKER_01]: So robbing you, robbing you, I think robbing your real sin is that you wanted to win this competition.
54:42
[SPEAKER_01]: And we don't like that here at home, Mark.
54:43
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, robbing you will be missed.
54:45
[SPEAKER_02]: You're a shining star.
54:46
[SPEAKER_02]: You're a bright spot here.
54:47
[SPEAKER_02]: And uh, devastating to see you go.
54:51
[SPEAKER_01]: Miss you all right, Davey, Davey, I think they got grapes where you're going.
54:54
[SPEAKER_02]: Davey, Davey, look, hey, Davey, I was surprised by you many times this season, but never more than with how many just the sheer amount, how many of grapes they chose to eat.
55:05
[SPEAKER_01]: Davey, listen, you ate so many of the biggest grapes I've ever seen.
55:09
[SPEAKER_01]: These look like ping pong balls.
55:11
[SPEAKER_02]: My friends like massive grapes.
55:13
[SPEAKER_02]: And I want to know where you got them from.
55:15
[SPEAKER_02]: They're so crunchy sounding, but man,
55:17
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I was having a truly, truly you ate so many grapes and for that, I thank you.
55:22
[SPEAKER_02]: I'll never forget.
55:23
[SPEAKER_02]: I might forget your name and what you look like and I'll tell you are where you came from and what your story was but I'll never forget the man that ate so many grapes.
55:30
[SPEAKER_02]: It's so many grapes that he had to go home like a dog.
55:35
[SPEAKER_02]: like a dog.
55:36
[SPEAKER_01]: It's a coffee emergency vet.
55:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, that's so funny.
55:40
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, tune in next week.
55:43
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll talk more.
55:44
[SPEAKER_02]: How Mark film.
55:45
[SPEAKER_02]: We'll talk more of finding Mr. Christmas to in today's episode of like for each of us to say our name and what food we would eat so much of that we'd get kicked off of finding Mr. Christmas.
55:52
[SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.
55:53
[SPEAKER_02]: For two chunks in a hunk, it is probably this time of year.
55:57
[SPEAKER_02]: It's probably going to be any sort of like pretzel bark.
56:01
[SPEAKER_02]: uh... peppermint bark like any sort of like shattered chocolate uh... sheet i think they would probably just find me in the corner just snap and tempered chocolate just some off of a pretzel yeah and they'll be like every time that narso you know every time we do a call you're here like let's go man and then i i don't even think it would be part of the the bit i think they would just be like he's got to go god get him out we can't afford we can't afford to keep you get arrested
56:29
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I would show up to the challenge chocolate all over my face and they'd be like clean it up I bet it's a choice.
56:35
[SPEAKER_02]: It's a character choice.
56:36
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm making Jordan You're here for the wrong reasons Can I take some of that chocolate when I go please?
56:45
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Doge, and I think if I'm shooting a picnic scene, I'm doing okay on food, unless they're like, for your picnic, what you have to share.
56:56
[SPEAKER_01]: Pepper, is one pizza.
57:00
[SPEAKER_01]: Is I will do all the pizza just for me.
57:03
[SPEAKER_01]: And my co-star will be left with no pizza.
57:07
[SPEAKER_01]: It's pizza's the food for me that it's like, there are kind of exists.
57:12
[SPEAKER_01]: I'm never one piece of pizza away from being too full.
57:15
[SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
57:16
[SPEAKER_01]: It's sort of like a grape in that way.
57:18
[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I could always do one more.
57:21
[SPEAKER_02]: That's one more piece of pizza.
57:22
[SPEAKER_01]: What are we talking about?
57:23
[SPEAKER_02]: That's just, I do one slice.
57:25
[SPEAKER_02]: I do one more slice.
57:26
[SPEAKER_02]: I can probably have one more slice.
57:27
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it'd be fine if I could have one more slice.
57:28
[SPEAKER_04]: I'm Carter and before the challenge had even started, I knew that I was, I needed to fully get into character.
57:37
[SPEAKER_04]: And this character actually feels pretty similar to me.
57:39
[SPEAKER_04]: So it's like, okay, just got there and beat yourself.
57:41
[SPEAKER_04]: Go out there and beat yourself.
57:42
[SPEAKER_04]: And then I look and I see the setting is in a low taste stand.
57:45
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, okay, yep, okay.
57:49
[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm just not even paying attention to her because I'm dressing it.
57:53
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, I'm dressing it for so long.
57:55
[SPEAKER_04]: And then before I even take a bite, I have to have the full mix of it all.
58:00
[SPEAKER_04]: You know what I'm saying?
58:00
[SPEAKER_03]: And then it sometimes the cookie of cheese is it's bound to just kind of flake off the top a little bit.
58:06
[SPEAKER_03]: That's the idea of forgot an napkin.
58:08
[SPEAKER_03]: I gotta go back and get an napkin.
58:11
[SPEAKER_03]: I really gotta cross my fingers that this sauce that I thought,
58:14
[SPEAKER_03]: was like a Valentina sauce is a Valentina sauce because if it's not, then the scene's over.
58:18
[SPEAKER_02]: It is.
58:18
[SPEAKER_02]: You're stopping her mid sentence to ask her if she's got a bottle opener for your hurried those.
58:22
[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, for sure.
58:23
[SPEAKER_02]: And maybe it's a little bit too hot and I'm trying to get around that.
58:28
[SPEAKER_04]: But I would be obsessed.
58:30
[SPEAKER_04]: It would be too hard.
58:31
[SPEAKER_02]: I get them.
58:33
[SPEAKER_02]: I get them.
58:33
[SPEAKER_04]: Well, if I could get there's a reason to go, I would go on that.
58:36
[SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't mind it.
58:38
[SPEAKER_02]: That's a life well lived, I think.
58:39
[SPEAKER_02]: Everybody's gotta go sometime.
58:41
[SPEAKER_03]: We're all a cup of corn away, you know what I'm saying?