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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show September 16th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Like Morgan, didn't you put blow your back out in
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Asia on Invisible? Yeah. See? That's very specific. Be more
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: like Morgan. Here's something else for Greg to unnecessarily worry about.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, come on. There's been too much lately, though.
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you the story so you don't see it
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: and just automatically start worrying. And text you. Should I
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: worry about this? Not going to be that big of
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: a deal. All right. But people are like, oh, my God.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: So.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: There's a chunk of the sun that's headed our way. Oh, cool.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: A chunk of the sun.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so a giant cloud of charged particles blasted off
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: the sun's surface during an eruption, and scientists say it's
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: expected to reach Earth sometime in the next 24 hours.
• 0:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: Do we know where?
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: It's called a coronal mass ejection. hate those and when
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: these things slam into the earth's magnetic field they can
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: mess with gps and radio communications and satellites if the
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: storm gets uh strong enough holy crap.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Is this the equivalent of a solar flare yeah like
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: we've heard in the in the news in the past
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  Speaker 2: yeah and that messes with electronics yeah it.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Could totally shut off electronics uh the thing is like
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  Speaker 1: we won't know how intense it's going to be until
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  Speaker 1: it gets closer so you know You know, maybe look
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: up from your phone for five seconds.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there could be something better happening in the sky.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know really how. I mean, if it
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: affects electronics or GPS, I.
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  Speaker 2: Could look at that.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like an incoming meteor or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But if it happens, you won't be able to look
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: it up because your electronics won't work.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, you look up. Literally. What about, and I've
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: never heard of these before, Kelvin waves.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: Kelvin waves?
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: Have you heard about that? I have not. So there's
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: a massive wave out in the Pacific. And it's thought
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: to reach California by October. It'll raise the tide between
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: 6 and 12 inches. So it's not like a big
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: tidal wave. It's just the entire.
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  Speaker 2: Going up and up and up and up and up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a Kelvin wave. And I forget how they
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: described it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this says it's a massive planetary scale wave in
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  Speaker 4: the ocean that balances the rotation of the Earth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Cool.
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  Speaker 2: There's just this.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like a big deal.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: It's going down. Overarching sense of dread that I've had lately.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: There's just something weird, and then now we got the
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  Speaker 2: sun chunks coming at us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the robots want.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: To go up your butt. With all that stuff, I'm
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: going with the.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: Stop listening to you and becoming more paranoid.
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  Speaker 2: See, I'm way more paranoid about Mother Nature.
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: It affected my porn watching.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Why? Well, you don't want that showing up because people
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: are going to find it. Here's the thing. This is
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  Speaker 1: what this dude's looking at. Anybody else, if you feel
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: me on this, like, why is everything, like, every time
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: you go on, you know, whatever one of those things is,
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: you're going to tug one and whatever and you pull
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  Speaker 1: up the porn on the phone. You've all done it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't even know what you're talking about.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: Especially Greg the perv.
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  Speaker 2: There's porn on your phone?
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  Speaker 1: How did it get there? Here's my question. Did the
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  Speaker 1: market really demand this? Everything is either labeled teen or stepmother, brother, sister, whatever. Now,
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  Speaker 1: it may look otherwise appealing, because you know they're not really... Related.
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  Speaker 2: Related. Just a fantasy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they're not really.
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  Speaker 2: Quote, teens.
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  Speaker 1: They're just like, they look young or whatever. Like, why?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Like, so I won't click on it. On the off chance,
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  Speaker 1: they are related. Or this person, this video somehow made
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  Speaker 1: it on here. Even though it's professionally shot, you could
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  Speaker 1: tell it was done by, like, a... Like a studio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they shouldn't be. Correct. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, well, we have a list now
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  Speaker 1: of all the people who looked at this video. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: here's what you're into. It's going to be hard to
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  Speaker 1: explain that. No, I just saw the thumbnail. And I go,
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  Speaker 1: that looks like something I could tug it to. It
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: had nothing to do with it being teen. It's just
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: what it was called. You know what I mean? Like,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't watch The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel for the title, clearly.
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  Speaker 1: I've said that a million times. Dumb title for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But now I'm like, I'm on some list. Because this
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  Speaker 1: video turned out, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's what it makes you.
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  Speaker 1: You get paranoid. I'm going in a loop.
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  Speaker 2: Like, stupid.
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  Speaker 1: It's affected porn watchers. That's why you got to shoot
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  Speaker 1: your own.
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  Speaker 2: But what? God damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: And then it goes in the cloud.
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  Speaker 1: But seriously, like, why? Is there some, the babysitter thing
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  Speaker 1: was big. I want to say, like, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: had a thing not that long ago. It was like
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  Speaker 1: the biggest, the most popular categories. It was like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: Asian or whatever. you know babysitter or whatever the different
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: themes were yeah before that was the pizza delivery guy
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: right yeah the plumber the guy coming over to fix
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  Speaker 1: the cable or something like that who created i want
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: to know who created demand for teen and steps and
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  Speaker 1: yeah and step parent sibling stuff Yeah, why is that hot?
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  Speaker 2: Why? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: When did that become hot? The other thing I never
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  Speaker 1: understood when Playboy never did it, but.
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  Speaker 2: Penthouse did.
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  Speaker 1: It was like Hustler and, you know, those kind of
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  Speaker 1: like the more raunchy ones. They always had chicks peeing.
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  Speaker 2: And you flip the page and you go, oh, nice.
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: Next page.
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  Speaker 1: Chick peeing.
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  Speaker 5: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Who asked for this?
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: Who asked for this? It's like we have those conversations like,
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: you know, what? Celiac disease. What percentage of the population
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: is really affected by this? And why does it seem
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  Speaker 1: like it's 98%?
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: Totally.
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  Speaker 1: Peanut allergy.
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  Speaker 2: That it's affected every grocery store on Earth to have
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  Speaker 2: a gluten-free aisle. Yeah, why? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: In those magazines, do you think it was really pee? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That was way before, like, Photoshopping and stuff like that.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: They could do certain things. But, man, to look that realistic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't even describe this one pose I saw.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: But let's just use the word squatting. Yeah. Yeah. Over, like, Pyrex.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or, like, a pitcher.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, now I'm in.
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  Speaker 2: What? I didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: Did somebody say corny wear?
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  Speaker 2: And it was arcing like a rainbow shape, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like going up. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: I have a friend who can do that. Tilt your pelvis.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: She should have made a ton of money.
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  Speaker 2: She should go on America's Got Talent.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody just texted me, working an Excel spreadsheet at my
• 6:20
  Speaker 1: office job while listening to Woody talk about incestuous porn
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  Speaker 1: and how it inhibits his ability to watch porn. What
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  Speaker 1: is this day?
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: See, Greg has random thoughts. I thought about, like, who
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  Speaker 1: and why is this? It's all of them. Yeah. It's
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  Speaker 1: either that.
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  Speaker 4: Is it different combinations? Is it step-siblings, step-parents? What's the combination?
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  Speaker 2: Anything step.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of the step-mom is sampling her husband's son.
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  Speaker 3: Get it, MILF?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so these are like older ladies. There's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of like stepdads and like his stepdaughter.
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  Speaker 3: So every combination.
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  Speaker 1: Or like, oh, the girl has her friend over and
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  Speaker 1: we should, you know, bang my stepbrother.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I've got an idea.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody grab that.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to MILF porn? Thank you on the text.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: What happened to MILF porn?
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  Speaker 2: That's why I campaigned hard against the movie Clueless, where
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  Speaker 2: it culminates with her hooking.
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  Speaker 1: Up with her stepbrother.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't agree more. Everyone's like, oh, but they're divorced.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't count.
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  Speaker 1: What about Star Wars when they're like legit brother and
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  Speaker 1: sister and they're making out?
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  Speaker 2: They didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe it's different. Maybe it's different. Your parents got married.
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  Speaker 1: You're adults already.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like that, that, that could feel different, but like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: look at my situation. You know, uh, my mom, my stepdad,
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  Speaker 1: they started dating. I was seven years old.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: These two girls have been in my life. They, they're
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  Speaker 1: my sisters.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Like it doesn't, there's no step there. Like we might
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  Speaker 1: as well be blood related.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: See them feel about them the same way.
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  Speaker 2: Totally. Nope.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: Nope.
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  Speaker 2: Not going to happen.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: Not going to happen. Another text. Hey, Woody show. Step
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  Speaker 1: porn is weirdly never going away. Has a huge following.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. It's even in anime.
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  Speaker 2: What? That seems illegal. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, anime also has like tentacle porn and stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that anime was for like robots and monsters.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why he's into it.
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  Speaker 3: 877.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry for the tangent.
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a valid fear. Right? Mother nature and porn watchers.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: Pledge month. I didn't go to college. And I can
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: promise you, had I gone to college, I would have
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: no interest in any kind of like frat.
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  Speaker 2: Hell no.
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  Speaker 1: I've always thought it's.
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: Not your jam.
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: No. The parties were cool. It just seems like the
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: whole pledge process or whatever they do, that rush process,
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  Speaker 1: it's just like this begging for acceptance.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're thirsty, but also my whole thing was I'm
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: going to college for my first taste of freedom.
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: Why do I want to be locked down at.
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: A sorority house?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't feel like I'd be locked down. Oh, for
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: the girls you are.
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: Are you really?
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, you have a curfew and you have to
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: go to parties together and leave together. Oh, you have
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: to go to parties together.
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: It's very goody-goody with sororities.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole fraternity-sorority thing just seemed like nonstop party.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: That part would be fun, but can't you go to
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: parties and stuff without, I don't know, doing the elephant
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: walk to get into some fraternity?
• 9:32
  Speaker 2: Doing nude challenges.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if the frat was cool, they would let you
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: into the party, but I think that would be kind
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: of rare. But shout out to Sigma Nu who let
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: me in. In San Diego.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, nice.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: I had a good time. Shout out to them.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's decades ago, but shout out to them.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: They're probably still there. Yeah, I think they got in trouble, actually.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. All my friends who were in frats said, oh,
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: it's perfect for networking in the future. Okay, so you're
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: going to be 45 years old, and you're going to
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: be calling your Kappa Gamma brother.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: I doubt it.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: No, dude.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: I know that. That does happen. They're pretty tight, yeah.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: Like if they see it on a resume, they'll put
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: it on a resume just in case the person who's
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: doing the hiring or the screening or whatever.
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: You were Omega Moo? Cool.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: That's what it's all about.
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: Try lambs?
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Let me see your penis.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: It's not gay. It's part of the interview process. You
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: got to hook up your brothers, man.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so for Pledge Month, we did Glory Hole Challenge.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: Now it's the Return of the Menace No Hands Challenge.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Menace is going to see if he can eat what
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: Greg is feeding him. Only using Greg's feet. Greg's not
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: using his hands at all. Menace is blindfolded. And he's
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: going to be picking up these items. Now, these are
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: all like football watching snacks.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the spread is delicious.
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: Tailgate.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: We got chicken wings, which are going to be served cold.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: I got to put them in between my toes.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: I can't have them too hot.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: We have a party-sized bag of ruffles. And we have
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: two different dips, but both, I believe, are French onion.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: No, one's ranch.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, one's ranch?
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: Ranch is for the wings, dude. I stand corrected.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: And then we have- So you got to dip the
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: wing in the ranch, right?
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Do you want it dipped?
• 11:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: And then we have something that actually looks highly unappealing,
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: those little cocktail wieners.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: Those look disgusting. Menace does love those, though. I do,
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: but it was not prepared by me, so.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Little smokies are what they're called.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: They don't look good.
• 11:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: Menace, what was your secret? Yeah, you got to take-
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: Cranberry sauce or something. Yeah, you got to get the weenies,
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: you got to fire them up, and then you put
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: in some, you know, Just regular barbecue sauce that you
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: would get, like a store brand. And then you take
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: some cranberry sauce and you put it up in there
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: and mix it up.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: It's super good.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you would dump it into a crock pot
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: or just even on the stove, like a pan or pot,
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: I should say.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: I like that. Oh, yeah.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: That's where the clip came from. He was showing us
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: how to make those. That's the sizzle. And he had
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: the heat on too high, so when he dropped the
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: cocktail when he was in there, it just started like... Sizzling.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: He's like, oh, yeah.
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: I like that. So good. Yeah.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: That's where the clip came from.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Listen, that's the cocktail. I like that.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: That's the sizzle. Okay, Menace, you're going to have to
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: lean way forward.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Come on, Noah. I need you to, you know.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: This is the.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Challenge, Greg. This is my challenge.
• 12:14
  Speaker 5: I want it.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: I need it.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. Do we want to start with the wing? Yeah.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: All right, so we'll start. I think that should be
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: the easiest, right? Start with the chicken wing.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: All right. And you want it dipped in ranch? Uh-oh.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: It's a Stanley down.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: It's fine. Okay. All right. Okay.
• 12:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Gina, have you seen my feet? Are they okay?
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, you know what?
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: They look presentable.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't do any preparation.
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. They look nice.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, natural.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Okay. And they're not hairy. All right, I'm going to
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: start with a drumstick. I'm thinking about the song. Oh, God. That...
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: My God, I haven't done this in ages.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, get ready.
• 12:49
  Speaker 5: Give it to me.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: He's already breathing. He hasn't done anything yet.
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm just thinking about the sauce dripping
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: on your feet.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. It's coming up to your mouth.
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, there we go. Wow.
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: Greg, you seem to have a pretty good grip on that.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: Dexterity. Wait, how is he going to eat that? It's
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: on the bone.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Luckily, it's a drumstick.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Oh. Pull it for him. It's on his nose.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: I can't get it back in my toe.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Greg's foot is right up in his face.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: It is so slippery. Okay, take a bite.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: We lost a wing.
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Oh, God.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude. What? You didn't even get any foot in there.
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: It's so cold and gross.
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Your face.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you liked cold chicken.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: No.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: I thought you were like cold chicken, cold pizza guy.
• 13:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cold chicken.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: I'm cold pizza guy all day.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: He's drooling so much.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: Let's refresh him with a chip.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: God. All right, so Greg, walk us through what you're
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: doing over there with your feet.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm trying to get a chip out of
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: a huge bag. Wait, isn't there maybe a towel over
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: here somewhere? Yeah, they're right there.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, he won't stop drooling ranch.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: I've had to tip the bag over just to get
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: the chips kind of near my feet.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: Because I only really have one strategy, and it's to
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: get stuff between my big toe and the.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you have to be delicate so you don't
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: crack the chip.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, this is hard. We might be here for
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: a while. Okay, I'm just going to take a bunch
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: of chips out. Oh, man, it's so hard to get
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: this in my toe. Feed me.
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh, got one.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Got one. I'm going to dip it in the French
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: onion dip this time around. All right.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: We'll see.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Now I got to twist my lips somehow.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Here we go, man.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: It's coming.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Here comes the plate. There you go. Oh, yeah.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: That's really good.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Oh, thank you. Okay, good. Let's do a
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: cocktail weenie.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, the best part.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Dip it.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: These are not only room temperature. They're legit cold. And
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: they are slippery AF. God, I can't get this on
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: my foot.
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: Weenie me.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Put it in my mouth.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: Okay. All right, I got it.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Get a good one.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Oh, the core strength.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: The core strength.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Ready?
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: That's not a weenie.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: What is it? What are you talking about? Try it again.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: What the hell is that?
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: No, it's... Menace, it's right at your feet.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: No, it's right there, Menace.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I only have so much core strength.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Menace, it's right there.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: I have texture to it.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Wait, it's right there.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: I don't trust you!
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: I don't trust you!
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: No! No, go ahead.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: That's his foot, isn't it?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm feeding you with my feet. My foot is
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: right in your face.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: That's not right.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: My foot is right in your face.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: No, something's off. No! What is that? What is it?
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: It's the wiener! Your wiener or the wiener?
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: It's not his wiener. That is not the wiener's, dude.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: I know wiener's. That's not the wiener's. What is it?
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Stop playing.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Menace, my foot is up as high as it can go,
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: and I can only hold on for so long.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: His abs are not that short.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: That's not wiener's!
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's touched his lips. Maybe put the wiener in
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: some ranch. Yeah, you've got it so, yeah. Maybe with
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: the ranch.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Now you made me drop it.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: That's not the wiener, you liar.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: You made me drop it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: All right, hold on.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: You're going to hell.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: All right, you got it?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: No.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: That was a winger, dude.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Get back in there, Greg.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what? I got to change my strategy.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got to move it around now.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I'm going to lay it on top of my foot. Okay.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: This is the only way I can do it.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: It's so slippery.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, Menace, here we go. No wonder you're lying, you
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: son of a bitch.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Greg's got the cocktail weenie on his foot.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Seriously, Ray. On his foot.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Did he get it?
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he got it.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: He got it.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Finally.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Jesus, man. Oh, man. Jesus. That was the biggest challenge
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: in this game's history.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: And Greg, I don't even know how you did that.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: That was very Cirque du Soleil.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: It's cold and gross.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: It's old?
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Cold.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: They were just purchased.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Cold, cold. Oh, oh. Okay, Menace, we're going in for
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: another chicken.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: No, you're mine. I know when you send me up.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not lying, Menace. Menace, I'm doing all the work here.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: All you have to do is enjoy the good food.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Now you're backing up way too far.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Menace, come forward a little.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Menace, you have to lean forward.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: No!
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: You're nowhere near anything.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I don't want it! I promise you he's got something
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: on his foot.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: I know he has something, but not a chicken.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: A chicken? Why, it's right there! Oh, yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: No!
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: No, I will not be forced to do this.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Scoot forward.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Now he got up.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Now you made me drop it again. Yeah.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: What the hell is it?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Chicken.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: No.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Menace.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at it. Greg is feeding Menace only using
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: his bare feet.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Menace. No utensils.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Menace has a blindfold on.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: These chickens didn't die in vain.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: There we go. Now Menace has got his.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Now... Now, do you need me to pull it out
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: with my foot?
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: These are on the bone.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I need you to lean forward.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Greg is dying.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: I'm holding my leg up with my arm.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: These ranch-soaked wings are just getting dragged across the microphone.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to need a new one. I can't
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: grip it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: You son of a bitch. That's not a chicken.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: That was a chicken wing.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: That was a chicken drumstick.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Why are you shoving it in my face then?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Because you told me to help you.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Backing around. Backing away. There you go. I think you
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: did a great job.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: The chips and the wieners are borderline a plus.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: These are all things that Menace loves. Yeah, somebody said,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: my boss just came by my welding booth, and he
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: thought I was listening to porn.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Menace, do you want to finish with the chip? It's
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: right here.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: It's right here.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Lean forward.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Lean forward. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Lean forward.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Lean forward. It's right there. It's right there.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Good boy. Good job. He did it. All right, there
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: you go.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. There's the Menace No Hands Challenge, everybody.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: How challenging for him.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but think about how strong your abs.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Are now, Greg. That's true. I'm ripped. That's right.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. Well, since we just had a little
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: food for menace, I mean, I've never heard you complain
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: so much about food.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: And having to eat.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Wow, geez. The preparation.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Sorry, having to eat chicken wings and chips and stuff.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Delicious dinner.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think everybody loves. Oh, you love weenies.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: What a nightmare.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I just turned on my car, and all I heard was,
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I know weenies.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: I know weenies.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: That's not a weenie. That's not a wiener.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Just tuning in. We had the Menace No Hands Challenge. Yes,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: there will be a video. It will be posted a
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: little bit later as soon as Fawn's done doing all
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the magic on that. I can feel like the thumbprint.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: The thumb print. The toe print. So meaning the toenail? No, no, no.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: No, like where your thumb print would be.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: The bottom of your toe.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Under your toe, yeah. Is that defined?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was predefined.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Weird.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Is that why you were like, I don't know what
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: it is, but I know it's not a weenie?
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I guess I never thought about this. I guess you
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: do have like the thumb print of your toe. Yeah.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Toe prints.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Toe prints.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Sign in with your toe prints.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I wonder if those are unique like fingerprints.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they for sure are.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: They have to be.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Are they the same as your fingerprint?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be weird? Your thumb and your big toe
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: would be the same?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I'm legitimately asking. Do they match your thumbs?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: No, it says no. They're not the same. How could
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: they be?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: They're not the same size. Thank you. They could just
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: be like stretched out or something. But would it be like,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you can take like a smaller picture
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: and make it a bigger picture. It's the same picture.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: It's just a different size. I don't know.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: No, it's rounder.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And how do we all have different fingerprints? Do you
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: really believe that? Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Did you check everybody? Really?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Eight billion different sets of fingerprints?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm sure somebody did.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: I think what we should do is put, every one
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: of us take pictures of our toes. Put them up
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: on a website and have people look at them and tell.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Us about them.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: And pay for it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Hey, Menace, you might know. You're into fashion and you're
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: into fast food and nuggets. What's the obsession with everybody having, like,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: chicken or nugget purses? Oh, the collabs?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: So Burger King just did. It's the Le Nugget.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Tiny purse designed to look like one of their chicken nuggets.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: And it's, like, the size of about three nuggets. It's
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: got a little charm. I know how much you love charms.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Of, like, one of their dipping sauces. And so it's, like,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: 100 a day they're releasing. And each one comes with, like,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: a code for, you know, four-piece nugget.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: There was somebody else, though.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Was it Wendy's?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: No, it was McDonald's. McDonald's kind of did this first.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: I think it was with Balenciaga.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: That doesn't seem like a normal pairing.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Balenciaga.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Like a high-end, some high-end brand.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Well, Walmart has those rotisserie chicken purses.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking of. That's the one I'm thinking of.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: The little totes. I remember hearing about those rotisserie chicken purses.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: You get traditional or lemon pepper.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: The Burger King chicken nugget purse.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Is there a landfill just for all this garbage? Because
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: we have one of these a week, basically, is something
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: like this graph.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: That people say, I quote, neat.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: Right, like the Crocs are shaped like a 7-Eleven slushie.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever it is.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Fill in the blank.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: People want to rep their... They're brands, dude. It's like
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: their team.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: But eventually, like, you buy all this crap. Like, Sammy,
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: you get a different, you know, Stanley mug because it's
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: a different color.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Eventually, we run out of space. And there's got to be, like,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: a landfill somewhere.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: We're going to blame you.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I have four Stanley mugs.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Stop blaming me. I find it weird that there's such
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: a demand. Yeah. For like a nugget purse.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: There isn't. The Le Nougat doesn't even look like a nugget.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Well, go into your like.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Swing and a miss, Burger King.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Your Old Navy and all are just like any like
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: American Eagle and all this stuff. Like all, look at
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: all the t-shirts. They're just like t-shirts with different brands
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: on them. Like from food to like cars and everything.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going to pay you to advertise your product.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Looking all vintage-y.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Who asked for this? Hooters, the movie. What?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, please. Thank you.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: It'll tell the mostly true story of how the restaurant
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: started in Clearwater, Florida back in 1983. Two buddies from
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Iowa went looking for a woman. One of them saw
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: in a spring break commercial. She eventually became the first
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Hooters girl. And somehow they ended up launching a restaurant empire.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: This sounds like an 80s sex comedy.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: It's absolutely porn.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: It does sound like it should be porn.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Some of the original Hooters founders are producing the movie.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: It starts filming in Florida in November. There's no cast,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: no release date.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Get your Oscar nominations right now. Hooters the movie. I
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: looked this up recently. There were way more 80s sex
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: comedies than you would remember. Oh, hundreds.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: There was one about like, Bunch of teens are struggling to,
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: you know, their arcade was getting closed down and everyone's
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: having sex.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, everybody's zapped. It's like Scott Baio gets a
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: special power.
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: He uses a special power exclusively to take his classmates'
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: tops off.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: By the way, what about overage at the time? I'm
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: sure they used overage actors. Weird science and stuff? Weird science.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: For every weird science and mannequin, there were... 50 knockoff
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: sex comedies. Porky's meatballs.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: But I mean, that's what blows is that now we're
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: going back and going, oh, these are problematic. And they
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: have to put little warnings. You go to watch one
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: on Netflix or whatever, they have a little stupid advisory notification. Like, oh,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: come on. American Pie. Oh, do you realize how dangerous
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: American Pie was as a movie? It was just fun. Yeah,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Ali Larder was looking great in her bikini. 877-44-WOODY. Text
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: us over to 22987. More Woody shows next time. Nothing
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: bothers me about having things done in my mouth. More
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Woody shows next.