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Show #153 The Fink Kink Stink · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Because fuck You That's Why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Hello, and welcome to episode one fifty three of bfy tw On this
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  occasion, it's because think you That's why. I like it. I like
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  it because we have special guest with us, John and Gina from The Fink
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  Show. Hi, thanks for having us. Hello. So we're gonna have
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  some fun playing some games, like we always do, we decided to mix
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  things up a little bit this time. Usually we split up the stoners and
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  attach them like like heavy weights to the necks of the other players to drag
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  them down into the undertone what we're good at at being dead weight. But
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  for funzies, we decided to attach themselves to each other's necks and they will
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  drag each other down and hopefully John and Gina will just float like crabs in
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  a bucket. We're going in to pall together. No guarantees, though,
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  no guarantees, We'll see what happens. This metaphor is extended. Okay,
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  so let's let's get into some Let's get into some introductions. I'll get our
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  regulars out of the way first. He's a veteran and a podcaster and word
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  is he's a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie and Stevie. By way of introduction,
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  I always ask a question. This one's submitted by Kristin in our Patreon,
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  and this question is what is your favorite way to unwind to unwind?
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  Yes, if you are wound, how do you rewind? Unwind? Unwind?
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  I used to have a machine for that. M yeah, um for
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  me, no joke. I mean obviously everybody knows. Yeah, smoke weed,
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  yeah yeah, but I mean that's not I was gonna say that's not
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  the answer. My actual answer is a bubble best Like, no joke.
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  I get EPs and salts. I got eucalyptus and hemp seed oil and it
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  aug. He's smiling with this knowing smile, like yeah he does. He
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  does this all the time. Yes, I fucking do because it relaxes the
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  shit out. It's really nice. I like bubble beth. I wonder we
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  have smoking Yeah yeah, all right, yeah, I'm not gonna complain.
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  I think bubble Beths were awesome when I was a kid. I just haven't
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  had one as an adult, so maybe it's worth Maybe it's worth doing.
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  I don't knows you what toys hey man, what you do is between you
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  and that bath for um uh and his teammates and team captain. He's a
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  gamer and a storyteller. And he was my youngest friend. Now he's like
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  third youngest. It's uggy. I keep getting down the right, that's right,
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  Yes, as I meet people who are not as ancient as we are.
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  Um, same question, although I think I know the answer. How
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  do you unwind? It used to be video games? It's actually weed now
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  yeah, yeah, yeah, yea. Games just stressed me out too much
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  nowadays? What was your favorite game? Oh? God, I'm addicted to
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  World of Warcraft. Yes, he still plays her. I still play it
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  to this day, and I'm angry about it. But but it doesn't wind
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  him down nearly as much as weed does. But the weed helps, but
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  it does all right. And they're facing from the Pink Show. It's Gina
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  Wells, Hygina, Hello, Hi, so thrilled to have you here.
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  How are you? Are you pants less? Well? I try to be
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  whenever possible, but because we have guests and because of decency laws, yeah
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  yeah, your pants gonna stand after this, shredding them as soon as they
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  stand up. Uh, like um with a smaller penis. Um So,
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  Gina, still green, Yeah, still very green, and I'm terribly sorry
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  it's nearly killed John. Okay, So, Gina, what is your favorite
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  way to unwind? You know, I love my drug of choice, as
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  I say, is horror movies. And I know some people that might get
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  them wound up, but I'm like, oh, look at it explode.
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  All that is awesome. Look at his innards, Like yeah, I would
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  be exactly the opposite. I would get wound up by horror movies. But
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  I know you're not the only person. Like I know people who literally relax
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  when watching horror movies because it's it's funny to like, look at the dumb
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  bitch, get it. Yeah, I mean there is. There is definitely
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  Catharsis when an asshole dies in a horror movie. Um So, I definitely
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  understand that bit of it. But I don't think I could. I don't
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  think I could relax to a horror movie. It's just not in my setic
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  makeup or whatever. But I understand it's over. So props, listen,
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  whatever, whatever does it for you, man, whatever does it, it's
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  cool. Yeah. Uh. And the team captain for The Fink Show is
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  the man himself, the vegan Giant. It's John John Fink. Yeah,
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  sorry for stumbling over your name, like it wasn't so good, Like it
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  wasn't two one syllable words and learned to speak. It's okay, We're allowed
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  to have one. We're all just so excited. I get it. We
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  are very expoiner sisters. I'm excited and I just can't hide. Yeah,
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  and neither can I have I shred my pants. Well, if your pants
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  off, I get it. No way to hide it then? All right,
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  So same question to you, John, what is your favorite way to
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  unwind? Well, two of my answers were already taken, um, one
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  of them being um, some salt or a bubble bath. I know it's
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  counterintuitive by the fact that I'm six ten and it's very hard for me to
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  fit in said bathtub, the choice of either my knees or my upper torso,
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  so I have to kind of like rock back and forth to immerse myself.
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  Also very good. That's called pool. Get you a tub your size
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  you can actually enjoy it. Yeah, I would have to be specially made.
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  Yeah, they're called heated pools usually. I mean, I'm big time.
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  I'm not that big time. The other one too, and it was
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  already stolen. Was h ants offt ants off, man, Um, get
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  those genes, restrictive genes going off and uh put a little tune on and
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  shake it around a little y. I mean, that's that's not how I
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  unwind. That's how I wind myself up. That's how that's default. That's
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  that's how I get going. But anyway, thank you John. Looking forward
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  to the game between these two teams. But as for me, I am
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  your host pancils hearin uh and my favorite way yeah, thank you, thank
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  there, appreciate it. Uh, my favorite way to one wine. This
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  is a kind of new um. It used to be video games like augie
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  Um. Now it's um. One of my favorite drinks is rabina um.
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  I I because I'm a huge fan of like British culture, and I heard
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  about rabina all the time. Didn't know what the hell it was or what
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  it was made up. Yeah. So it's like a cordial you mix with
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  water and it's delicious. It just tastes like a really fruity drink. Uh.
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  It's it's really sweet, but it's not like sugar packed. Yeah.
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  Now, I decided one day just for fun and I'm not a big drinker,
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  but I decided to add rabina to um black raspberry liqueur. Oh fuck.
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  And it still tastes like fruit juice, but it gets you drunk,
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  and it's it's at a it's at a slow enough level that I don't get
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  drunk too fast. I just kind of relax. Yeah, I coasting is
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  a way. It's it's my favorite way to drink, and I've been doing
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  it a lot lately on the weekends. Is just just kind of relaxed,
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  chill, get a little drunk, but not too bad. I don't wake
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  up in the morning with a hangover. And it's fantastic, So that's huge.
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  I you can you can get rabina on Amazon, even though we're in
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  the US, but it is it is a little pricey, so I would
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  understand reluctance, but as far as I'm concerned, it's worth it. It's
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  delicious. I've never heard of it, Okay, it's cool. A black
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  current drink. It's a black current is kind of like a combination of grape
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  and raspberry kind of not really but kind of um. But it's yeah,
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  it's delicious. I absolutely one of recommended. So that's all of us.
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  That's how we all on wine. Thank you very much, Christin f for
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  the question. Let's get into some games, shall we? Yeah? Games?
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  All right, it's time to play some games, and we're gonna start
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  with game number one, which is a brand new game that I've decided to
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  invent and call Find the Fink right here. Not like Smokey's book, Well
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  Where's well? Though? Our game, our game one usually revolves around news
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  stories, and this game is no different. I'm going to describe three news
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  stories to you, two of which are actual news stories from this week.
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  However, the third was completely invented whole cloth. Uh So, whichever team
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  can successfully find the fake news story will win the game and earn themselves one
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  point. And if nobody if if you pick the two that are the real
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  news stories, then nobody gets a point. Um, So we'll see how
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  you do. Let's jump into these new stories. We're gonna discuss them first,
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  one at a time, and then once we've gone over each story,
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  then each team will get to choose. We'll start with our challengers the Fink
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  Show, and we'll see how they do. And then and then the Stoner
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  Boys will get a chance. Yeah, yeah, we are name the Stoner
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  Boys. I guess is your team name. I guess we'll go with that.
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  All right. Here is story number one. German ballet director smears critics
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  face with dog poop. Understandable. I don't care what the reasoning is for
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  it. It's understoodable. Hell' have no fury like an artist scorned, and
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  it's easy to see why you pour your heart and soul into something only for
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  critics to poopoo all over it. But you should still touch. You should
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  criticism with some dignity. Uh, and definitely not wipe dog shit all over
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  their face like this German ballet director did just that. After a critic thought
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  his latest ballet was less than great. He smeared a bag of his dog's
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  droppings on the face of a culture critic from the local newspaper. Now he's
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  apologized, but it's kind of a backhanded apologize, like you have to understand
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  I'm gentlemen, get passionate. It's about to act not only your art.
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  Yeah, it sounds where more like a justification than yeah. Right. Oh
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  man, I'm okay with this. I don't like critics. They're always wrong.
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  Wow, I just find him so he got a bad review. He
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  used his own dog's feces to smear into this critic's face. Yeah, what
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  happened? If you got a worse review to that? Do you go do
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  like a lower being than his dog? Like, I mean, I shoveled
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  your face with worm feces. Yeah, Like, isn't that just dirt?
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  I mean, yeah, it's just dirt, but still worm. The exit
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  it slips in once a while, not related wild sitting here, just gonna
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  age Aaron like four years. Like Aaron's actually the youngest of all of us.
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  He's just to deal with Doggie and meal the time. Yeah, no
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  longer his youngest friend because I'm no so old, decrepit. Now you're gonna
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  be my age. Deal with your bring into a wizard director you shout not
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  pass anyway. I think we've exhausted that story pretty well without a single mention
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  of chisa Essen. Interesting. All right, So to Dingleberry jokes. There
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  it is rim job. There it is. Oh wait, okay, I'm
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  back, Okay here, sorry, I'm just gonna copy that and put it
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  on herself. I don't even download my own. I'll send it to you.
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  I'll send it to you. Let's move on to story number two,
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  number two. Damn it, it was right there. I should have should
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  have made again. Oh man, all right? Uh different story. Teen
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  saved sister from choking by imitation eating Spider Man. Video game playing Spider Man
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  Miles Morales maybe what saved a young twelve year old girl's life after her fifteen
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  year old brother found her choking in their home in Charlotte, North Carolina,
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  and attempted to perform the heimlich maneuver, which he'd recently seen in a cut
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  scene from twenty twenties Marvels Spider Man Miles Morales on his PlayStation four. A
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  local doctor congratulated the teenager, but upon being shown the cut scene, was
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  quick to denounce the accuracy of it, as the cut scene only shows the
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  character doing upward abdominal thrusts. The proper way of helping a choking victim is
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  to first bend the person over and strike them five times between the shoulder blades
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  with the heel of your hand, and if that doesn't dislodge the object,
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  then do five abdominal thrusts. There's no complaints from the family, however,
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  and Sony Interactive Entertainment was certainly impressed. They sent the heroic teen a Miles
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  Morales themed PlayStation five. Oh that's pretty bad, I thought to have right,
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  Yeah, I thought the proper way wasn't just the five slaps in the
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  back of the shoulder blades finger sweep to start. I thought it was an
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  elbow drop them over you drop on them. But I mean, I could
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  be wrong. I thought it was telling him, can you say, Mama,
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  say mama, Rata put your hands over your head mom people's eyebrow.
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  Yes, I would make me count you get the belt right title right there?
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  I mean until you save a life. I don't know how if you're
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  learning it from video games, I think that's accurate. Sounds all right,
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  Yeah, it's just science, Aaron. Come on, you got me?
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  You got me? Many one ups? Do you have it? It's fine,
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  I'm choking. I don't care, right, seriously, you knew.
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  Wow, I just had a green mushroom. I'll be fine, exactly exactly.
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  I feel like a lot of people have heard that one on a while.
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  Doesn't get old. I don't do mushrooms okay anymore. Ever since the
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  incident, Ever since that incident, Aaron stopped doing like hardcore drugs. Man,
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  it was crazy and I got really big go on, all right,
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  I quit you you'll be back? Oh my god? All right? Uh,
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  I don't think we're gonna get any more out of that your story,
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  But first, remember which one is the fake one? Right? Yeah,
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  we're not just talking about new stories. Here is story number three. California
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  woman stuck in bizarre legal battle after Hurts claims a car that she owns.
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  Used automobile can be a great deal. You can get a well maintained,
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  nice car for possibly a fraction of the price of a new one. But
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  you have to be careful with what you buy. Uh. This person purchased
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  used car last year on Facebook marketplace for around ten thousand dollars under Blue Book
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  value. All in all, it was a pretty good deal, but she
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  didn't get to enjoy her new ride for long. Just a month later,
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  tow truck operators unceremoniously took her car away while she was at work. The
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  fuck The towing company handed her a car a card informing her that the camera
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  was the property of Hurts. As far as they were concerned, they were
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  simply recovering the car rental company's stolen property. You know what's fucked up?
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  I've heard of this. Yeah, it's it's crazy, and I don't know
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  if it's a scam with Hurts or not, because I like, how does
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  this You gotta think Hurts is sort of like, oh well, if it
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  happens, I don't know rightly. This you've witnessed. I watched. I
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  worked for a home depot and they had a HURT station. So yeah,
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  trucks and people would steal them and resell them, and Hurts would go after
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  these people and repossessed their vehicles and there was nothing we could do because our
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  company Andy. Shit. Yeah, so it's happened. Wow, it's our
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  HURT station at a home depot. That's an interesting combo. Definitely not like
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  us never seen. It was a kiosk like a McDonald's inside of Walmart situation.
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  It's a little more. Didn't even have like a representative on like grounds.
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  It was a kiosk that you would connect to like a color that they
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  had like a video call. But it would never work. What Oh that
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  means they're gonna come bug you make this work every time? It hurts even
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  still around. I thought they closed, didn't they like go bankrupt or something.
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  I think they're still around. Oh shit, pretty sure. I think
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  all they make is donuts right now. God damn it, bitch. That
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  was amazing. That was amazing. There was like high school all over the
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  same mechanic happens, where the same mechanic happens at least in southern California with
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  houses where they will have somebody that rents a house they don't own to someone,
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  and so people will buy a house and then show up, you know,
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  they bought it all online, and then show up with the keys to
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  the house, open it up, and go, well, there's a family
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  living in here. Oh my god, Oh yeah, could you imagine that?
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  Shit. You're just sitting there, you're watching TV after dinner. You
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  hear the keys tingling, the law like, who the fuck is trying to
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  break into my house? Yeah, and the people are there with the best
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  of intentions, like, ah, my new house. You know. Yeah,
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  we did a story on that ourselves. At one point, there was
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  a guy in England his house got sold out from under him. Yeah,
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  and the law couldn't do anything about it, Like, literally couldn't do anything
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  about it. He lost his house and it wasn't even remotely his fault.
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  So, like I been doing, Yeah, all of the lawyers. Yeah,
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  yeah, all right, so that's all three stories. Um, so
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  you've heard what everybody has to say about the story. Uh, John and
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  Gina. Uh, you guys are gonna go first. You can pick which
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  one you think is the fake story. Uh and uh. I will then
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  throw it over to the boys to pick from the remaining two. Well.
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  Um, hi, Gene, I see you're looking the King. You say,
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  I believe it's the Spider Man one. Yeah, number two is our
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  choice that that's the fake one. Interesting any particular reason? Um, well,
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  I actually saw the story number three on the real News, so and
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  I saw story number one. So it's process of elimination. Well damn.
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  So if they actually pay attention in the news, just run by default.
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  I mean we we troll the news a lot for our show. So it's
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  uh and it's almost Oh dude. I own multiple books and you guys were
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  just talking about favorite Waldo doesn't count. It's a book, it's in the
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  New York Times best Selling Book, it's on their list. It counts.
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  Oh, there's real quick, says Waldo. I just say about favorite books.
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  Aaron, you were talking about the David Eddings series on the last episode.
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  Yeah, I read that entire series. So oh, man, I
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  love I love I love you almost. I love you too, man,
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  I love you too, just just just by. I don't know book mitosis.
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  I mean, I'm not saying no either. In mind my friends,
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  never mind, we didn't get it together again, all right? So uh,
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  Stevie and you guys got to pick from one of the other two.
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  What was the first one? The first one was the German Ballet. It
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  was so long ago you forget a poop almost it's gone. See here's where
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  I'm thinking. Aaron does this type of thing to fuck with people, right,
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  He'll change one small thing like it wasn't hurts. It was enterprise.
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  Fuckers, it was enterprise. We may have fucked up, don't you know.
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  Guarantees we're gonna crep. We're in a shitty situation. I choose number
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  one. Just got a ruled, bitch. I mean, I know the
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  third one is real because I've seen it firstly and have people yell at me
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  for and be like I can't I hands are tied. I just work here,
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  man, that's fair. Well, I pushed the cards. I don't
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  know what to tell you. I can tell you that one of you does
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  have it right. One of you has picked the fake news story, and
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  congratulations to John and Gina. It absolutely was the Miles Burrell A swearer Man
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  story. I made that up completely. Sorry, Oh I got excited.
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  Blow exactly what you should do. Many uh links to the real news stories
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  will be posted in the episode's description. Uh So John and Gina have one
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  point. They're up ahead, but that will not last long. Game two
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  is worth two points and it's coming up right after this. Hi. I'm
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  Shannon, I'm Jamie. We're Married with Television, Married with TV dot Com.
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  TV industry, and we talk about our favorite TV shows, music and the
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  Word on Stitcher, Spotify, by Tunes, and SoundCloud, somebody Amazon,
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  and we are a proud member of the Odd Pods Media Network. Y hey
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  man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game two is another
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  game that I've just recently invented called Find the Kink. I am going to
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  describe three people who were caught or admitted to engaging in some sort of debauchery,
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  let's say, and I'll give you as many details as I can about
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  their lives without revealing their sexual proclivities. Each player is going to guess or
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  invent the extremely specific kink that that person has, and if anyone is correct,
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  they will earn one point, but the funniest answer each round will also
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  earn a point. The team of the most points after three rounds wins and
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  earns two episode points. And please, for decency's sake, none of these
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  kinks are illegal, and I humbly request that you all keep your guesses legal
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  as well. That's fair, okay, all right, just yeah, we
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  talking about like Tyler. All right, it's pretty wide open smoking right,
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  step beyond that space, every much, all right, if you all are
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  ready, yes, right? Our first kink belongs to a young woman in
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  her twenties, location unknown. She made a Reddit post admitting her kink and
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  asking if there were others like her out there. She'd had the interest since
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  she was young, but didn't realize it was sexual until she was eighteen or
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  nineteen. She wasn't sure of the cause, but she postulated that her mother
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  watched a lot of daytime medical shows and her father had to have brain surgery
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  when she was six, And that is all the information I am giving you,
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  So think carefully. What is this woman's extremely specific kink uh Stevie and
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  Augie. Since you guys lost the last game, I'm gonna give you the
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  choice. Would you like to go first or second? Captain? Maybe we
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  should go first? Okay, I got a couple ideas I have, Like
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  you get one answer per player, so each of you is going to give
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  an answer. There's there's literally yeah to give an answer. So who wants
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  to go first? Of you? Two? You want to go to you?
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  I'll just keep going. Okay, I'm gonna go with since it's the
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  way this is looking. Uh, I want to go so dark legal legal,
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  I know, I just thought about that, all right. Um,
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  let's go with modification, uh, fetish modifications like skin modifications, things like
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  that, like grafts. Yeah, dude, you ever looked at a graft
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  person's back of their head? It is sexy that we have some unpacking.
• 27:26
  I just feel like that's you can't just let that sit there. I think
• 27:29
  we're gonna keep that packed in the corner just like it. Yeah, we
• 27:33
  don't there are some doors we don't want to open for love about that and
• 27:37
  like a maybe Yeah, I just put it in one of those like locking
• 27:40
  target tobes, throw it into the ocean. Yeah, I don't know.
• 27:48
  Okay, so we'll go with body modifications. Oh boy, um age.
• 27:56
  I was thinking like a scalp besside, like scalp. Yeah, like specifically
• 28:02
  this massaging of scull. I don't know what that would be specifically called,
• 28:06
  but I mean that could definitely be sexy. Yeah, I don't know if
• 28:10
  it could be a fetish maybe it might be. Yeah, but I think
• 28:14
  it's a good answer. Yeah. All right, So that's the Stoner boys,
• 28:21
  Uh, Gina, John, which one of you would like to go
• 28:22
  first? Ladies first? It is okay? Uh. I feel like it's
• 28:30
  like that song Turning Japanese where they want to pictures of the inside and out
• 28:34
  of you, so like they're really into like MRIs that's fantastic. Yes,
• 28:42
  that's pretty amazing, really into ries like X rays. You know, I
• 28:52
  want to see the inside of you. It's not good with radioactive material.
• 28:56
  I want to get up in them guts, dear go. I'm running low
• 29:04
  on barrier. I'm feeling all right, John, what do you got?
• 29:15
  I Okay, so, just taken by context, I'm wondering if her kink
• 29:21
  is um shaving people's heads. Oh, that's good answer, answer, thank
• 29:27
  you. No, it's um. Yeah, I will say that. Nobody's
• 29:34
  got it right. Um. This girl is an embasiophiliac, which means she
• 29:41
  has a psycho sexual attraction to people with impaired mobility, especially those who use
• 29:48
  orthopedic appliances. She gave the full list of things that she was attracted to,
• 29:55
  and it includes paralysis, whether paraplegic or quadriplegic, milwaukee braces, orthodonic
• 30:02
  headgear, leg braces, crutches, wheelchairs, blindness, ventilators and trachyostomes,
• 30:08
  and various other orthopedic devices. But she very specifically said she was not attracted
• 30:15
  to amputees, mental disabilities, or casts. Well I'm out. I mean,
• 30:25
  you did use crutches for a while there, and you do it Cane.
• 30:27
  Yeah, I mean I got that part. Does the mental disabilities parts?
• 30:30
  She's right, But I feel like the funniest one, hands down was
• 30:34
  the MRIs. So that point is going to go to Gina one point for
• 30:41
  the Fink Show when you could see their eyeball. All right, let's move
• 30:48
  on to our second kink, which belongs to a twenty five year old Romanian
• 30:52
  woman named Angela. She works as a translator and astrologer, and she has
• 30:59
  a bachelor's degree in Russian culture and linguistics, and she describes herself as heterosexual.
• 31:06
  When interviewed for a medical journal about her kink, her answers indicate two
• 31:11
  things. First, in her fantasies, she implicitly positions herself as an audience
• 31:17
  member that observes and is aroused by the performance of the male And second,
• 31:25
  quote Angela has a flexible notion of masculinity. So that's all the clues that
• 31:34
  I can give you. Stevie and Augie went first last time, So John
• 31:40
  and Gina, you will go first this time. That to me sounds like
• 31:48
  she's into drag queens, wasn't it. That notion of masculinity enjoys the performance.
• 31:55
  That's exactly where my mind was going, like drag kings. I'll say
• 31:59
  that, No, well that'd be a woman dressed up as a Man's a
• 32:02
  flexible notion of masculinity. Oh yeah, you're right, okay, smart,
• 32:06
  And she says that you know she strictly heterosexual. Yeah, I say attending
• 32:15
  her her kink would be attending um either drag queen or drag king shows.
• 32:21
  Okay, A good interesting, there's there's two answers per team. So Gina
• 32:28
  he did trying to steal it. I took it just like, oh well,
• 32:40
  if Gina saying drag drag Queen, then I'm gonna say drag king.
• 32:44
  There we go. Okay, then you have both sides covered firm, gonna
• 32:47
  split that hair like right down the middle. Fair enough, I read that
• 32:51
  very small needle, fair fair enough and steal my answer? All right?
• 32:55
  Uh Stevie and Augie were just like you would like to go first. I
• 33:00
  think I actually know what this is. Oh okay, yeah, So this
• 33:02
  actually happened earlier on. This actually became an actual thing later. It happened
• 33:07
  more commonly with people too because of this. Have you ever seen Gallagher and
• 33:12
  you go into the front row and he splatters all that freaking like watermelon all
• 33:15
  over you. That's what this is, man. She's a Gallagher, That's
• 33:22
  what it is. Dude. Is a Galla girl, a Galla girl girl.
• 33:30
  So you think it's like her sexual attraction is to be in the audience,
• 33:36
  to be in the audience, ye out a Gallagher show. Oh yeah,
• 33:38
  well it could be other shows, but shows such as You Get Splattered
• 33:43
  with things enough of a medical curiosity that they did an article about it in
• 33:49
  a medical journal. Ever since Gallagher hit that stage, dude, you will
• 33:52
  notice the numbers have always increased. Okay, all right, the Blue Man
• 33:59
  group. I get half with her. Oh lord, uggy to give an
• 34:12
  answer, Oh, I don't know that. After that, I was gonna
• 34:15
  say, like, she's really into soccer players or something. Soccer, Well,
• 34:23
  she she likes to watch and she has a very askewed idea of masculinity.
• 34:37
  Wow aie declaring war against soccer players. It's less funny when I have
• 34:42
  to explain it. But yeah, unbelie letters to unbelievable. I don't think,
• 34:57
  my god, we're gonna be allowed in any soccer stadium calling it soccer
• 35:04
  and Americans are. It is soccer, So that's what I'm talking to my
• 35:08
  British friends. Then it is football. I can reveal that once again nobody
• 35:13
  has gotten it right. I feel like John and Gina, you took the
• 35:17
  performance aspect a bit too strong, a bit too literally. Actually, um
• 35:23
  Angela is a dacrophiliac. She is aroused. Shepherd, she is aroused by
• 35:30
  crying or sobbing. She genuinely enjoys her partner crying during sex. During sex,
• 35:37
  Yes, how do you cry? Right? How do you cry during
• 35:45
  sex? Like this? God? Um, so I mean funniest one has
• 35:57
  to go to Gallagher because er funny fucking unreal and I'm not giving it the
• 36:05
  soccer players, though the joke after was hilarious. Yes, very well done.
• 36:10
  All right, so that is a point for each team. It's going
• 36:13
  to come down to this last king. Our last kink belongs to a man
• 36:17
  named Bruno. He grew up in an urban region of the Netherlands. He
• 36:22
  remembers his first desire emerging when he was nine. His parents divorced when he
• 36:28
  was twelve, and he refused to see his father due to his infidelity,
• 36:31
  though he did eventually relent. He is currently married and his wife is aware
• 36:37
  of his desire, though it took some time to accept, but he refuses
• 36:42
  to tell family or friends for fear that they won't accept him anymore. And
• 36:46
  I will give you the final hint that to fully I don't know express this
• 36:53
  kink, he would have to get a medical procedure done Okay, so think
• 37:04
  about that very very carefully. Um, we're just sick place. He was
• 37:10
  born in the Netherlands. I don't know where he was when they did this
• 37:14
  study on him. But yeah, so Steve and Aggie, you guys have
• 37:19
  to go first this time, so whenever either of you are ready. I
• 37:22
  believe that the actual the fetish is Amish ghost sex. It's when you try
• 37:29
  to dress as a ghost with the hole in the sheet. The reason for
• 37:32
  the reason we don't have to explain. I'm with him. The reason for
• 37:42
  the operation is because he couldn't grow a beard, and he has to get
• 37:45
  the transplant done, can't be accepted into the community. I rest my case,
• 37:52
  your honor, Like, I don't think the rest of us need to
• 37:54
  go wow. Yeah, well the goods is that one of you could actually
• 38:00
  get it right. I'll tell you right now it's not correct. Argue,
• 38:13
  what's your idea? What do you think this kink could be? So he
• 38:17
  gets surgery to get web feet so he can pop around on wet floors.
• 38:22
  He loves the sound of popping. Goes with his I get what what goes
• 38:30
  with his need of just wearing a shirt because he wants to Donald Duckett exactly.
• 38:37
  All right, Well then holy shit, uh Gene, I am so
• 38:45
  sorry. Um, but you have to stack up to that somehow. Which
• 38:51
  one, which one of you would like to go first? You're gonna go.
• 38:57
  Um. The surgery is to add a tail. And he's a furry
• 39:02
  oh shit, oh shit, stronger. That is a very good it's a
• 39:08
  really strong, guess tail. That is the kind of thing that I would
• 39:15
  have done. Absolutely and still a little like like a little like springy like
• 39:22
  round, like curly que tail, or like a huge like kangaroo like balancing
• 39:25
  tail, big as wolf tail. Oh shit, whale tail, life size.
• 39:35
  Just dragging this thing around. Whale tails. I love slapping slappings,
• 39:45
  slappings on the wet slapping man. His quads are gonna get so huge.
• 39:57
  Oh damn, John, what do you got? Oh my god? Well
• 40:05
  I there, My my original idea is not going to stack up, but
• 40:08
  I'm sticking with it. Um. Second penis, oh two penises. Nice,
• 40:15
  very good thing about that. You're gonna do me in both holes at
• 40:19
  the same time. Very little DP action DP. With only one person you
• 40:22
  could be into it. I don't know that you have enough blood in your
• 40:24
  body. You might pass out. Going, holy shit, you're right,
• 40:30
  you have to have like an extra heart. Yeah, you'd have to have
• 40:35
  like a or and and go with me on this. And I'm not pulling
• 40:38
  this idea from anywhere in particular A half sized penis or two half sized penises.
• 40:45
  I got two, baby, I got to or just like just like
• 40:52
  filet them play the original right down the middle. They're they're twice. They're
• 40:57
  like those long pencils you could get the gift shop. Da oh god,
• 41:07
  all right, I can reveal once again, nobody's gotten it right. This
• 41:12
  was as silly as I hoped it would be, because the correct answer is
• 41:16
  actually kind of dark. Thrown is an apo temnophiliac. He is aroused to
• 41:22
  the idea of himself as an amputee. Oh gosh, yeah he actually he
• 41:30
  went to the doctor trying to get one of his legs removed. Yeah.
• 41:34
  I hope his wife's not the lady from the second king, because that'd be
• 41:37
  just awf If his wife was the one from the first king, she'd be
• 41:43
  thrilled. Yeah, that's right, it would all work out these two together.
• 41:50
  Holy shit, we can't, I think we can. Yeah, But
• 41:52
  the moment he gets an ampute she's out because she's not. Yeah, but
• 41:55
  he could, he could get a leg prosthetic and then all over it.
• 42:00
  I think she'd be all over it once he got to be. He just
• 42:02
  does a couple digits. Start small, Start small. Let's let's start with
• 42:10
  the installment. Let's start with the toe. We'll work our way up to
• 42:13
  the foot and then if you still want to do it, then boy,
• 42:15
  yeah, I mean start with the little one. It's useless. It's not
• 42:17
  really used for balance people. They just tell you that shit. You can
• 42:21
  be fine with that, the little one. It's the big one. You'll
• 42:23
  fall the fuck over with it. You need the outer one. Nag,
• 42:27
  they're fine. Um. The funniest one was sadly the Amish ghost hole like
• 42:35
  that was genuinely hilarious. So I got credit? Where credits do Stevie using
• 42:43
  performance enhancing TRUP? Not a lie if you honestly think that makes him better
• 42:50
  at these games? Have I got bad news for you? Stevie and Augie.
• 42:57
  Congratulations you've won this game. Thank you. You have two episode points,
• 43:00
  so the score stands at Steve in Auger at two points, Gina John
• 43:05
  at one point. But our final bring our final game is worth three points,
• 43:09
  So whichever team gets that is going to win the entire episode, and
• 43:14
  we're going to find out who that is right after this. This is Beer
• 43:28
  in Front. Every week I'll talk about a beer that maybe we've forgotten along
• 43:32
  the way while we get those check ins and badgets. Being the Chicago beer
• 43:37
  guy, I'll also talk about great craft beer in the city of Chicago.
• 43:44
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• 43:49
  That's Beer in Front, part of the Odd Pods Media Network. Fucking
• 44:02
  unreal anyway, so it doesn't even matter. Unreal on every level. My
• 44:10
  face with my hands just like, no, don't. I mean no.
• 44:16
  It's incredible how you can derail a show so thoroughly that literally even the tech
• 44:22
  comes off the rails. Yes, I'm a professional that has nothing to do
• 44:30
  with him, to be honest. So we were playing a game, not
• 44:36
  that it fucking matters. It's time for game three, motherfuckers, and we're
• 44:52
  playing it crying and stroke his I think we are playing Find the Stink,
• 45:06
  which is a game that I did not invent. It is just a rebranded
• 45:12
  version of The Dumpster Fire. I'm going to have every player give me something
• 45:17
  that they would like to remove from society, but it's got to fit into
• 45:21
  one of the categories I give them. So each turn, I'm going to
• 45:24
  give you a category, and then each player is going to name something from
• 45:27
  that category that they would like to see removed from society forever, and then
• 45:31
  explain why. And then after everybody's gone, I'll pick one that I would
• 45:37
  like to see removed from society forever, and I will throw it into the
• 45:40
  dumpster fire. Whichever player successfully gives me the stink are just sitting here fucking
• 45:51
  dying. I think they have the advantage on all right, So whichever player
• 46:02
  successfully gives me the one, the worst one, the one that I want
• 46:06
  to see removed from side forever, will win and earn one point. The
• 46:09
  first team to three points wins gets three episode points, and as we've already
• 46:14
  discussed, wins the episode. So let's start with category number one, which
• 46:19
  is going to be individual words. This is gonna be a little bit more
• 46:22
  specific than usual categories because I'm not looking for like, what about words you
• 46:27
  want to throw into a dumpster fire. I want you to give me an
• 46:30
  individual word that you have always hated for whatever reason, and that you would
• 46:35
  like to see removed from English vocabulary forever. Now it must be a commonly
• 46:40
  used word and not a slur of any kind, not an offensive word,
• 46:44
  because that is too easy. So team think, you guys lost the last
• 46:51
  game, so you have the choice, do you guys want to go first
• 46:53
  or second? Let's go first? Okay, So what about what individual words
• 47:00
  would you like to see removed from English vocabulary forever? Either one of you
• 47:05
  can go first, so you know, wells would you like to go first?
• 47:12
  I'm sorry, any word, any word, a word that you just
• 47:15
  absolutely hate and you just wish it didn't exist, But no specific category it's
• 47:21
  tied to. Nope, just a word that you hate for whatever reason.
• 47:25
  This is hard for me because I don't hate. Oh, maybe it's a
• 47:34
  word that people commonly use. Wrong. Maybe it's one that I hate.
• 47:37
  That new word choogye. That'll work. We'll take that. That'll mean cringe.
• 47:45
  I have absolutely no idea what it means. I just know that nobody
• 47:50
  has yet said it to me, and as soon as they do, I
• 47:52
  will punch them in the face because that is not a word. Fair.
• 47:57
  Yeah, okay, I think that's a good I think it's a strong start.
• 48:00
  It's a good pick. Gina. Uh, John, what do you
• 48:02
  think? What word would you like to throw? Another? Dumpster fire forever?
• 48:07
  Ah, that's tough, that's tough. Um yeah, yeah, because
• 48:15
  I feel like I'm cutting off a limb. Which would I guess the first
• 48:19
  Lady of the King thing would like, Like a lot of people pick moist,
• 48:24
  but I'm like, I'm not bothered by that. It needs to have
• 48:29
  well, moist needs to have specific parameters to it, like you can if
• 48:32
  you can describe cake with it, I'm okay with it. Yeah, that's
• 48:37
  good. Oh yeah, which you know is fine. I think that the
• 48:40
  misuse of it, that that's the thing that drives me insane. Um.
• 48:45
  I'll tell you what one I don't like. It's um, this is definitely
• 48:50
  splitting hairs. But when people say any ways instead of any way, oh
• 48:53
  oh sure, okay, And it's one of those that like it was a
• 49:01
  habit of mine when I very first started college radio, and then people pointed
• 49:06
  it out to me and I'm like, oh my god, I hate it
• 49:07
  about like actively work to cut it out of my my vocabulary, and so
• 49:15
  yeah, I don't like it anymore. And now when I hear other people
• 49:19
  say it, I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, no, I
• 49:22
  totally yeah, all right, Steamy and Aggie, what word would either of
• 49:30
  you like to get rid of? Okay, I've said it before, I'll
• 49:34
  say to it again. I fucking hate the word octopuses. It is cumbersome.
• 49:40
  It is the plural word for octopus, but it's encumbersome, and I
• 49:45
  keep wanting to say octopusy every time I try to say it. Well,
• 49:49
  technically, it's a Greek word and it's supposed to be octopodies, and people
• 49:52
  have just made it octopuses and it's been generally accepted. When how do you
• 49:57
  feel about octopodies? I like actopodes kind because it's very It sounds like a
• 50:01
  god, like fucking squids and shit. I like that better. I'd be
• 50:07
  collect something that happened in game two. See, I'd be okay with that.
• 50:14
  My mind is like OCTOPI plural octopus Latin. Yeah, yeah, but
• 50:20
  octopussies. But it's octopuses now octopussies. See you're doing people. I can't
• 50:30
  do his name toctless Greek poet um Stevie word swing the cleans also a swinger.
• 50:47
  He couldn't help flail Stevie helped me potential because potential, Yeah, everybody
• 50:57
  had a whole bunch of said I had a whole bunch of it, but
• 50:58
  I can never find it the potential you have. Thank you, thank you.
• 51:08
  It's so sad. Between that and Aaron wanting to hang himself today is
• 51:13
  just depressing. But it's been a laugh riot. But today did you buy
• 51:20
  the Fink Show? But we did laugh a lot today? And that,
• 51:23
  guys, that's all that matter. Dreams for as little as what do you
• 51:27
  guys charge? Were good? Okay. Of the four of those, the
• 51:35
  one that I absolutely hate the most is Chewy. That's going into cannot stand
• 51:40
  that made up chewy and it doesn't sound like luy a little bit. It's
• 51:47
  so I had no idea where it came from. But it sucks. So
• 51:52
  you have like a fire sound effect. That's the one I had picked.
• 51:53
  So congratulations, Gena and Johnny score the first point. Let's move on to
• 51:59
  our next category. And next category is morning radio. So this might be
• 52:02
  awfully familiar, uh, and you might just take this one in the bag,
• 52:07
  thank show, but we'll see. We're going to Stevie and Aggie first.
• 52:10
  So what about morning radio? Would you like to throw into a dumpster
• 52:14
  fire. For me, it's the fact that I am not up early enough
• 52:19
  for it. Damn it. You have the same as me the morning,
• 52:22
  no problem, Like you're not awake in the morning. Yeah I'm not,
• 52:27
  man, I mean we arening is on too early? Well, I get
• 52:32
  I get all my stuff done going in the morning, so I'm in like
• 52:35
  autopilot, so I don't think about, oh I want to listen to the
• 52:37
  show until like two hours after it's already been on. It's like fuck,
• 52:42
  which happens a lot. So I'm going to say it's too early in the
• 52:44
  morning for a morning show radio. Morning radio is on too early to ear
• 52:47
  enough. They're still morning at eleven o'clock. It's still morning. Oh that's
• 52:52
  what I had. Um, someone else, let's say here, uh I
• 53:00
  m hmmm. I guess I just don't really like Um how many like upbeat?
• 53:05
  Well, I guess morning radio should be. Let's let's get all that.
• 53:13
  I mean, I'm not speaking for any good morning is pointless. Let's
• 53:17
  just all think about how much better life could be if we'd made that one
• 53:22
  different choice. Just wallow in it, just wallow be the most repressing morning
• 53:29
  radio show ever. No no, keep going is answer? Okay, go
• 53:37
  ahead. Morning radio hosts are too peppy, unbelievable. Uh, John and
• 53:49
  Gina, I'm hoping you can save me. Either one of you should go.
• 53:53
  I definitely have experience since we do have a morning radio show. Yeah,
• 54:00
  I do some of this and stuff, and I've also been an intern
• 54:04
  on a real like FM morning radio show. Um so my thing, and
• 54:08
  it's a it's a kind of a jargony word that I want to get rid
• 54:10
  of. Uh. It's imaging. And imaging is basically when you leave those
• 54:17
  breaks that sound like a jet taking off, it's like, oh, that's
• 54:22
  and it gets that, you know, it ramps up the energy artificially.
• 54:27
  Um and just you know, any kind of sound effect in general. I
• 54:32
  mean, who does that physical thing? I don't know who would have anything
• 54:37
  like it seems so cheap and childish right before today? Who would do such
• 54:45
  a thing? Good bottled of her body? It's yeah, it's the pukey
• 54:54
  voice. They call that the technical term. They call it the pukey voice
• 54:58
  because you're like, really, look out, I'm about ready to spew try
• 55:02
  and spewing in the bottom. Let's take in a medic just throw up everywhere
• 55:08
  no borrow high beat songs. Lets plays album low stuff. Let's get to
• 55:15
  give us so so imaging the high energy. Yes, I know I do
• 55:21
  it a lot on our show, but I try and do it. You
• 55:23
  know, they try and do it ironically, and you do it very well,
• 55:29
  very well. All right, Gina, you're last up. You know
• 55:34
  what I hate about the morning shows is they interrupt them with music. I
• 55:38
  don't want to listen to the DJ's banter and plays better. Yes, this
• 55:47
  red hot Chili Pepper song, I know it. I can listen to it
• 55:51
  anytime I want. I completely agree. I get back to puyeing each other
• 55:55
  in the face. Yeah, this is a tough, but I'll tell you're
• 56:00
  right now that the point is definitely going to Gina and John. I don't
• 56:02
  know which of their is to choose, because I honestly find the crazy sound
• 56:08
  effects and the over the top like jet engine shit like that is obnoxious and
• 56:14
  it literally takes me out of the experience. But having said that, Gina's
• 56:17
  got a very good point as well. I fucking I hate it when I'm
• 56:21
  listening to a morning show I actually like and then all of a sudden comes
• 56:23
  on that fucking song you've heard a million fucking times because it's constantly played on
• 56:29
  the radio, and I'm like, this is not what I tuned to this
• 56:31
  station for. Thank you very much. I think, honestly, of the
• 56:40
  two, the more annoying is the image. So points John. It was
• 56:45
  going to your team anyway, but but yeah, I do all that crazy
• 56:52
  nonsense stuff is too much, and it's like and just from an audio production
• 56:57
  standpoint, it's it just shows when they have the imaging too loud, it's
• 57:00
  not leveled properly. They're not they're not using good audio production qualities. It's
• 57:05
  not a consistent wave for him. That's the thing that really bugs me.
• 57:08
  And you couldn't say this before I made my judgment. That would have made
• 57:12
  it so much easier. Still would have picked Gina in a heartbeat, because
• 57:15
  that's boring. Yeah, if you would have Gina, I love you,
• 57:22
  even though you haven't read the David Eddings books. Uh so let's move on.
• 57:29
  That's that is two points to Gina. John, you just need one
• 57:32
  more. Here's category number three, wet um. But this might be more
• 57:37
  in Stevie and Aggie's wheelhouse because this category is fighting games. What about fighting
• 57:43
  games? Would you like to throw into the dumpster fire and um Stev and
• 57:49
  Aggie, I believe you're going first this time? Yeah, because they scored.
• 57:52
  No, because they no, you went first last time. So Gina
• 57:55
  and John, it's it's you who go first this time. Damn it goes.
• 58:00
  It goes back and forth, it goes back and forth. So Gene
• 58:01
  and John specifically only mean like like Moral Kombat or any kind of game with
• 58:06
  just any fighting game, any you know, no matter what, just just
• 58:08
  fighting games in general. So this one, this word does annoy me.
• 58:14
  When you're playing like a Diablo or something a World of Warcraft and they say,
• 58:17
  well, you kritted. It's not a fucking word. Had a critical
• 58:22
  hit yourself? I think that critical, but you call it. It's not
• 58:32
  a verb. Critted does apply to fighting games, so I can accept that.
• 58:38
  Yes, so critted just just the term critted or crit as opposed to
• 58:45
  critical hits. Uh, nerds, we need more. Uh. In any
• 58:53
  event, John, what do you got what about fighting games that ever?
• 58:55
  Take to you? If anything, I will say, and this is I
• 59:00
  guess technically that you could throw this out because it's not one word, but
• 59:02
  it's a concept. U button mashing ah yes, I cannot stay as somebody
• 59:09
  that's an avid tech in player where you're putting up combos that have a very
• 59:14
  specific chain and having someone try and come up against you just like and they
• 59:20
  like actually succeed against You're like, no, come on, you can't just
• 59:24
  like take a massage gun and put it up on the button and be like
• 59:30
  that's not cool man. Yeah. No, these these don't have to be
• 59:36
  single words. These can be okay anything, but like about the category and
• 59:40
  button mashing certainly applies. Button mashing can fuck all the way off. Yeah,
• 59:45
  um, they totally. But as someone who as someone who grew up
• 59:53
  playing tech In three with uh or he who every time he was losing,
• 1:00:00
  would pick Eddie, and with Eddie you could literally just press whatever buttons he
• 1:00:04
  wanted because most of them comboed into each other, and he'd do some weird
• 1:00:07
  capawara ship that was almost impossible to counter. He drove me up the fucking
• 1:00:13
  wall every time you did that. So he played him one handed, didn't
• 1:00:15
  you, Yeah, because he could play didn't need to use the other hand,
• 1:00:20
  Yeah, didn't. It was more spoken camel filters, wild masturbating.
• 1:00:28
  Uh. It was tempting. Um, but no, I stuck to him.
• 1:00:31
  My character was I was a Shiao you character. So my strategy against
• 1:00:36
  Eddie was just don't don't let Eddie get started. You just have to be
• 1:00:39
  on him before he can even move into his his capawara, and then you
• 1:00:44
  can kind of take him out. Yeah. I was a I was a
• 1:00:46
  big Tech and three guy. My favorite part about that was the one where
• 1:00:50
  you'd have to pick like three or four characters and like line them all up,
• 1:00:54
  so then when you defeated someone, the next one jumped in. So
• 1:00:58
  it really created interesting and amix between the two characters fighting styles. Is that
• 1:01:02
  the Tech and Tag Tournament are you talking about? Are you talking about?
• 1:01:06
  No? There was there was one from three? Where are you actually the
• 1:01:08
  mode where it was the ancestor of Tag Tournament? Oh okay, there's a
• 1:01:13
  game mode from there. It was like a battle mode. I think,
• 1:01:15
  I think I know what you're talking about as anyway, Jesus, I fucking
• 1:01:22
  love Tech and Three and I fucking love you John, think more and more
• 1:01:25
  everything you know David Eddings and Tech and Three, Like, when'd you guys?
• 1:01:30
  First date? Is it tomorrow? Got so much in common? I
• 1:01:35
  know? Yeah, seriously, I give me all the deeds. Have heard
• 1:01:37
  you have one of our shirts two Aarons. Oh yes, last time I
• 1:01:39
  did. I did not wear it today, but I do have it and
• 1:01:43
  I love it. Us on your chest then, not just my chest.
• 1:01:52
  Let's move on before this gets personal. Um So, Stevie and Aggie,
• 1:01:57
  I need answers from each fighting games? Yes, what about fighting games?
• 1:02:00
  Would you like to throw into an unlimited the unlimited juggling of an opponent?
• 1:02:05
  Okay, to be able to just do that? Now, I'm like,
• 1:02:07
  why am I even playing the game if I can't do anything? Yeah?
• 1:02:10
  Down, Yeah, I mean if if the game can allow that, it's
• 1:02:14
  a broken game in my opinion. Okay, that's fair. Yep, I
• 1:02:16
  feel you, ugue. What do you got top picks? Because top picks
• 1:02:22
  so there's always like the top top three fucking teching characters that are so OPI
• 1:02:30
  that every pro chooses them, because choosing anything less is not like maximizing your
• 1:02:36
  gameplay. I don't know, I don't. You just told me there was
• 1:02:37
  a character that you could just button. You can't tell me there isn't characters.
• 1:02:42
  Yeah, but he's strategy. He is absolutely beautiful. And the thing
• 1:02:45
  is like I get why, you know, why fighting game characters are ranked,
• 1:02:51
  and I also get why he'd be irritated that, you know, like
• 1:02:52
  everyone plays the same fucking three character. There was a tournament I can't remember
• 1:02:57
  where, but it was shortly after an update to Tech and even that introduced
• 1:03:00
  a new character who was so broken that literally the top eight fighters from that
• 1:03:05
  tournament all pick that same character. It's literally the same character for every fight
• 1:03:08
  for like three hours. Yeah, unbelievable. No, no, it had
• 1:03:15
  to be the most boring tournament ever. And I didn't watch it, but
• 1:03:17
  I, um so all good answers um, But I think the one that
• 1:03:22
  I like the most is the unlimited juggling. Like one of the worst feelings
• 1:03:27
  in the world is when somebody starts a combo that just seems to never stop
• 1:03:32
  and you can't get out of it for whatever. Like, you know,
• 1:03:36
  thankfully, some games have actually implemented like combo breakers, you know, other
• 1:03:39
  things you can do. You can force yourself to get down faster some ways,
• 1:03:43
  you know, some games have all sorts of different mechanics to deal with
• 1:03:45
  that. But when games don't and just leave you like trapped, than that's
• 1:03:51
  broken. That is literally broken. Yeah, so put the controller down like
• 1:03:53
  I guess, I don't get to go point goes to Stevie and Aggie and
• 1:03:59
  we are going to move onto category number four or they're still in it,
• 1:04:01
  but John Gina is still only need one more to win. Uh, here
• 1:04:05
  is your next category? Beaches? What about beaches? You call me?
• 1:04:11
  You heard you did hear me? I called you a beach? You're all
• 1:04:15
  beaches? Um, So it's sad discourse and irritating gets everywhere. Okay,
• 1:04:21
  so what about beaches? Needs to go into a dumpster fire, Steve and
• 1:04:26
  Aggie, this time you go first. Seagulls. Seagulls, those are scavenger
• 1:04:30
  birds. Whatever happens to be by there. I don't. I mean some
• 1:04:32
  beaches don't have seagulls. They have different types, but you know, scavenger
• 1:04:34
  birds, okay, just because they're annoying and then they pooh everywhere and they
• 1:04:38
  always try to get into your fries and shit, and they're my fries and
• 1:04:41
  not theirs. Okay, I mean it's fair, I bottom not them.
• 1:04:45
  I'm gonna show up and all of a sudden, I'll just show up to
• 1:04:48
  the beach empty hand. Oh looked, I'll get food from Stephen they do.
• 1:04:54
  You actually wouldn't mind if the seagull got in lined to buy food.
• 1:04:57
  No, it'd be cool. Okay, just check the look, dude,
• 1:04:59
  yall bad. Yeah, you're at the beach and there's like thirty seagulls on
• 1:05:02
  the line at the hot dog stand, like they'd be bad. I'm like
• 1:05:05
  this cool shit, pulls up, takes cut in front of them. There
• 1:05:12
  its wing there to take whatever. I mean. Yes, I would like
• 1:05:17
  a hot ai. We just need Stevie. No, don't do it,
• 1:05:29
  anxiety. Uh, honestly, I would throw how littered they are in a
• 1:05:32
  dumpster fire. I love the beach, I love the ocean, but I
• 1:05:35
  don't want to have to get a tetnis shot every time I have to dig
• 1:05:39
  a fucking beer bottle out of my foot. Yeah. Yeah, that happened
• 1:05:44
  to you. It's happened a couple of times where I've stepped on a sharp
• 1:05:45
  beer bottle cap glass stream got a gross lake near us. Yeah, even
• 1:05:53
  even when I visit the ocean in the East Coast, like uh, in
• 1:05:55
  Massachusetts, like even that beach, like it was relatively clean for the public,
• 1:05:59
  but they were still garbage everywhere. Yeah. Yeah, I went to
• 1:06:01
  the actual Jersey shore. Motherfucker's Oh god, how'd you come back a lot?
• 1:06:05
  I mean you could see the clouds of like, um, stars flowers
• 1:06:12
  more accurate. Yeah, you're like Neo and the matrix. It's just like
• 1:06:16
  I'm just gonna walk over here. They were slow moving. So um,
• 1:06:21
  okay, answer, I'd like to throw all the syphilis And Gina and John,
• 1:06:31
  what about beaches? Would either of you like to throw into the dumpster
• 1:06:34
  fire? Um? Well, I know, uh, I'll go first on
• 1:06:41
  this one. Um as somebody that lives like a half hour walk from the
• 1:06:45
  beach and was raised on the beach and stuff. Um, I'm very spoiled
• 1:06:50
  with my beach experience. And so there's this very interesting sweet spot between the
• 1:06:57
  weather being not good enough and then if it's good enough, it's two crowded.
• 1:07:00
  So I'm going to say I would like to throw crowds into a dumpster
• 1:07:05
  fire because they're parking around the beach is always awful because there's just one line
• 1:07:10
  to go to and it's usually other small people's houses that are people that are
• 1:07:15
  parking around and messing them up, and you know, not giving residents in
• 1:07:19
  the area place to park. Even though They've paid a good amount of money
• 1:07:21
  to be near the beach, and the people that are leaving all of those
• 1:07:26
  things, cutting the feet and littering and encouraging those seagulls to show up are
• 1:07:31
  in the crowds. Um, So if everyone could just leave, I would
• 1:07:36
  be happy. It would be my little private beach already. So your answer
• 1:07:45
  people just yeah, the worst worst thing at the beach is the people and
• 1:07:49
  all those other people agreement, most things are the Gina, Do you have
• 1:07:57
  a better answer than that? So I live in the middle of the country.
• 1:08:00
  I live in Nebraska. For me, it'd be distance. They're too
• 1:08:08
  far away. Yeah, my dad pointed out, we have beach front property.
• 1:08:12
  It's just it's about an eighteen hundred mile walk. Yeah, what a
• 1:08:16
  site. It's right. Our beach is so big, treason everything. And
• 1:08:29
  then when you go to the beach, you go, I could see my
• 1:08:30
  house from here, You genuinely think, because it's it's the best answer because
• 1:08:36
  it literally causes the other two And George was explainer answer, John doesn't have
• 1:08:41
  to do it distance. I was. I left distance out of it because
• 1:08:45
  that's very specific. But uh, yeah, no, it's it's other people.
• 1:08:49
  It's a thousand percent other people. Uh so John wins that point and
• 1:08:55
  his team wins the game and ends three episode points. Fink Show has won
• 1:09:00
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• 1:09:06
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• 1:09:10
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• 1:09:15
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• 1:09:23
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• 1:09:28
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• 1:10:33
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• 1:10:36
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• 1:10:53
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• 1:10:56
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• 1:11:26
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• 1:11:59
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• 1:12:03
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• 1:12:09
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• 1:12:15
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• 1:14:49
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• 1:14:56
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• 1:15:00
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