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WHAT A FUNNY DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Always always telling you. You can get a hold of
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  Speaker 1: down Line six oh two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three,
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  Speaker 1: and this is the drunk Doll Lounge.
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  Speaker 2: So last night I got two white drunk and I
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  Speaker 2: was like dancing, you'll let.
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  Speaker 3: It go, Ray, I'm like crying and I'm like feeling myself.
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  Speaker 4: I want to be miss serious.
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  Speaker 3: I get out my.
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  Speaker 5: Eyebrows, I cut myself bang.
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  Speaker 2: And I woke up this morning and listen in the
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  Speaker 2: mirror with like clarity, and I am staby.
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  Speaker 3: Not mysterious at all.
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  Speaker 2: So hella like super shutbably like stick out.
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  Speaker 3: That's terrible, poor girl, because you can't hide bangs. No,
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  Speaker 3: that's to.
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  Speaker 5: Bobby pins make him frizze out a little bit too,
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  Speaker 5: right if they like I'm freid.
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever had that before?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I had bangs in like third grade. My sister thought
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  Speaker 4: would be really cool to cut me. I think you
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  Speaker 4: looked really cool with bangs. And I was like, really,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know. Just trust me, Just
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  Speaker 4: trust me. And she cut them so short that it
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  Speaker 4: was like I don't even know if they were an
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  Speaker 4: inch this taking out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Yeah. And I was like, this is
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  Speaker 3: no worse.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, don't worry about it, they'll grow out. I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're here.
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  Speaker 3: It was terrible.
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  Speaker 2: We were doing a graduation trip from my husband for
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  Speaker 2: college and we got an airbnb. My son was gonna
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  Speaker 2: get a room because he was eighteen years old and
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  Speaker 2: always got the short end of the stick. My niece
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  Speaker 2: was gonna sleep on the couch and her parents slept
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  Speaker 2: in a room. Her mom got upset and asked, why
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  Speaker 2: was she not getting the master bedroom? Man, my husband
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  Speaker 2: was the one graduating. That's why.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about I know.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes you can just call somevent.
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  Speaker 1: Way isous.
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  Speaker 3: Drop him to the ground. Hey man, Chris again, Uh,
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