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Hour 4 - Elementary My Dear Watson · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Great Google e mooglely, it's our number four. Our four
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  Speaker 1: Here in our number four, de Shaan Watson says brown
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  Speaker 1: fans were disrespectful when they booed him over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Do you uphold this claim or strike it down being disrespectful? Also,
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  Speaker 1: is coach Todd Mounkin really going to ignore Deshaun Watson's
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  Speaker 1: comments about the fans or is that just coach speak
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  Speaker 1: until the decision is announced today on who the Browns
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  Speaker 1: quarterback is going to be? And are you impressed with
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  Speaker 1: that Chinese robot beating Usain Bolts world record in the
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  Speaker 1: have a great Monday. It's our number four. It is elementary,
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  Speaker 1: my dear Watson, unless it's not welcome. In the beginning
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  Speaker 1: a story. It is the mistake by the Lake. I've
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  Speaker 1: said for years the greatest content comes from bad teams.
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  Speaker 1: It's fun. Date line Cleveland, Dateline Cleveland. Oh, what a weekend.
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  Speaker 1: It was another great chapter in Brownie's history. Everyone's still
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  Speaker 1: yapping about the hissy fit hurt round the pig skin world.
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  Speaker 1: It happened on Saturday. If you didn't hear about it,
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  Speaker 1: perhaps not over the weekend. Deshaun Watson was boo booed
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  Speaker 1: by Browns fans during Cleveland's blowout loss to the Bills
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  Speaker 1: and just an extenttional random number two exhibition game. There
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  Speaker 1: his first home appearance since he tore up his achilles
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  Speaker 1: tendon back in October of twenty twenty four, so his
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  Speaker 1: first game in front of the hometown fans, and he
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  Speaker 1: was booed coming off the bench watching played like the
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  Speaker 1: Browns logo Poop. He played like Poopy, and I went
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  Speaker 1: out there and sucked at a time he cannot suck.
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  Speaker 1: And so that led to the post game where watching
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  Speaker 1: it's like he was laying on a chair in a
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  Speaker 1: therapist office as he unloaded on the Cleveland fans. We've
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  Speaker 1: got the audio tape. Take a listen, man, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have no reaction.
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  Speaker 2: I think the biggest thing is I think you guys
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  Speaker 2: know too, and I think the whole world knows. It
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  Speaker 2: has nothing to do about the performance. It's a little
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  Speaker 2: bit personal than that. So I think that's a it's
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  Speaker 2: a disrespectful thing. So yeah, I mean, I'm gonna keep
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  Speaker 2: whatever I feel with me and my family internally on
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  Speaker 2: how I feel about that, and yeah, just move on.
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  Speaker 2: Last time I played on this field, I told my
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  Speaker 2: achilles and that same fan base, they cheered when I
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  Speaker 2: got hurt.
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  Speaker 1: So does that have to do it?
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  Speaker 2: But does that have to do it anything about performance
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  Speaker 2: when a person get hurt, especially for your own city.
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  Speaker 1: And they cheer. Yeah. He went on to claim it's
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  Speaker 1: a mental battle. He said he felt like he gets
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  Speaker 1: more love in road games than home games. All right,
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  Speaker 1: So that's a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question Deshaun Watson. Has you heard a lot of
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  Speaker 1: what he said, Deshaun Watson saying over the weekend that
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  Speaker 1: the Browns fans were disrespectful when they booed him, and
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  Speaker 1: he said, it's personal, it's not about performance. Do you
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  Speaker 1: uphold this claim or strike it down? Was this fan
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  Speaker 1: base in Cleveland disrespectful? So I've got Q score, Vacuum,
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  Speaker 1: and Weenie's Box, and we'll combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we're gonna have some gabbaghol the Baba Ganoosh,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll have a little Jumbaliah for Ben Jammon. So
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna put all those those things together there and
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  Speaker 1: have a nice Smorgasborg of a meal. So, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: to kick off here, as the judge, jury and arbitrator
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  Speaker 1: of all that is truth, justice and the sports talk
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  Speaker 1: radio way, I have spent several minutes deliberating the available information,
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  Speaker 1: and we have concluded that we strike Deshaun Watson's claim
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  Speaker 1: down into little pieces, though thousands of little, tiny, bite
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  Speaker 1: sized pieces. He is still wallowing Deshaun Watson in the
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  Speaker 1: kindnie pool of victimhood. It's a shape unable to process
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  Speaker 1: things that make you go hmm, like, why exactly does
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  Speaker 1: the fan in Cleveland have a problem with you, Deshaun Watson?
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  Speaker 1: Why would that be? What could possibly have taken place
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  Speaker 1: that would have rubbed people the wrong way? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it does involve rubbing. Uh yeah, all right, I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. And this is one of the things,
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  Speaker 1: like Deshaun. I got into it with Deshaun Watson when
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  Speaker 1: he was playing for the Texas way before he became
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  Speaker 1: enemy of the people, and in my interaction with de
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  Speaker 1: Sean Watson at the time, he was considered Mother Teresa
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  Speaker 1: Yennison his reputation when he was playing in Clemson, South
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  Speaker 1: Carolina and then obviously on to the NFL. For years
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  Speaker 1: it was Mother Teresa God's gift to football boy scout.
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  Speaker 1: Then we learned he liked to ride on the wild side,
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden he became lucifer. He went
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  Speaker 1: from Mother Teresa a lucifer. Who does that? He did it.
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  Speaker 1: He's a lucifer with a quarterback rating. That's it. And
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  Speaker 1: so hey, the brown backers, they bought the ticket, they're
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  Speaker 1: paying the fourteen dollars for the beers and the nachos
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff. And so they have a right
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  Speaker 1: as long as they don't cross certain arbitrary lines. They
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  Speaker 1: have a right to boo until their tonsils file for workers'
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  Speaker 1: comp and they can boom boom boom boom boom boo
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  Speaker 1: boo boo boo a lot of booze. Why not? And
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  Speaker 1: so now Cleveland they outdo themselves. Every year, God bless them.
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  Speaker 1: Every year the Browns do something so ridiculous. Here we
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  Speaker 1: are again. They're at a fork in the road, and
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  Speaker 1: they face the ultimate Q score problem. As in quagmire.
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  Speaker 1: It is a giant quagmar. Here are the options. The
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  Speaker 1: Browns have a quarterback Door number one. You start the
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  Speaker 1: two hundred and thirty million dollar quarterback, guaranteed money, two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and thirty million dollars, and near the end of
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  Speaker 1: his contract, a total bust who now admits the fans
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  Speaker 1: don't like me, and the way it sounded, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: like them, So they hate each other. The customers don't
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  Speaker 1: like the person serving the food. They think the person
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  Speaker 1: serving the food is putting cocka roaches in the food.
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  Speaker 1: That's door number one. Door number two. You hand the
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  Speaker 1: keys to Shader Sanders, who sucks. He's closer to being
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  Speaker 1: a TikTok star than he is an NFL star, and
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  Speaker 1: he plays quarterback in between social media engagements. Those are
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  Speaker 1: the options you have at quarterback. Pick your poison, Pick
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  Speaker 1: your poison. Meanwhile, Todd Munkin, he takes over as the
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  Speaker 1: plant manager at the Toxic Factory of Sadness, where the
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  Speaker 1: assembly line runs twenty four to seven. It never shuts off,
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  Speaker 1: pumping out fresh piping, hot, interceptions, controversy, buyers, remorse, and
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  Speaker 1: enough pure dysfunction to qualify for hazardous pay duty at
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  Speaker 1: the Toxic Factory of Sadness here and good luck to everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, we turn the page, but not very
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  Speaker 1: far where there is more news. And I'll be sleeping
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  Speaker 1: when this announcement comes down, because I've worked all night
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  Speaker 1: and I'm still working right now when this will happen
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  Speaker 1: when the sun rises, and I'll be sleeping, And if
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  Speaker 1: you're just getting up now, you'll be awake and you'll
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  Speaker 1: hear about it before I hear about it. Browns coach
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  Speaker 1: Todd Munkin said he is going to name it a
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  Speaker 1: starting quarterback for the Browns today, on this Monday, the
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  Speaker 1: twenty fourth day of August, the Browns are going to
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  Speaker 1: announce a starting quarterback, ending the competition between the creepy
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  Speaker 1: quarterback Deshaun Watson and shird Earl Sanders, the TikTok Star.
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  Speaker 1: It's all gonna end now, Mounkin insisted. And here's the
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  Speaker 1: key part of this. Todd Mounkin, the coach, insisted that
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  Speaker 1: the controversial comments where Deshaun Watson said his distaste of
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  Speaker 1: the disrepectable respectful Browns fans is in line essentially implying
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  Speaker 1: they both don't like each other. So that's going on.
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  Speaker 1: He says, though, Todd Munkin that this is not going
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  Speaker 1: to factor into the decision. Those are his words. Todd
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  Speaker 1: Munkin said that he's going to keep the evaluation centered
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  Speaker 1: on purely football, purely football, all right. So question for
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  Speaker 1: the esteem panel here it is, is Todd Munkin, head coach,
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  Speaker 1: really really going to ignore Deshaun Watson's interaction with the
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  Speaker 1: loyal minions of the Cleveland Browns or is that just
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  Speaker 1: coach speak until the decision is announced later today. So
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  Speaker 1: Monkin is talking in some riddles on this one, and
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  Speaker 1: I like Todd Munkin as a SoundBite. I think he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna do a terrible job as coach, but he's a
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  Speaker 1: good SoundBite, and that's all I care about. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the SoundBite business. So of course, you have no choice
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  Speaker 1: but to factor in Deshaun Watson and his commentary into
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  Speaker 1: the equation. Could you imagine two days after Deshaun Watson
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  Speaker 1: goes on his rant, rather than blocking out the noise,
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  Speaker 1: admits he can't. Essentially the way it sounded, he can't
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  Speaker 1: stand the fans in Cleveland. He just didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: go completely there. You're gonna name a guy who hates
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  Speaker 1: the fans, the fans hate him, you're starting quarterback, Like
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  Speaker 1: the plan was for him to be the quarterback. I'm
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  Speaker 1: fully convinced the plan. We talked about it. The plan
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  Speaker 1: is DeShawn Watson's gonna be the starting quarterback for the rest.
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  Speaker 1: That has to change things, right, it has to change things.
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  Speaker 1: It's gotta and if it doesn't, like, what are we doing? Seriously?
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  Speaker 1: He sounded Watson like he needed a miniature therapy horse.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, after getting booed by the fans in Cleveland,
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  Speaker 1: and the coach is like, well, you know, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: pleased at how hard he tries. You imagine doing sales
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  Speaker 1: for a living and not selling anything, and then the
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  Speaker 1: person that employs you says, well, I didn't sell anything,
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  Speaker 1: but he really made a lot of phone calls. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I really tried. But isn't the whole point to sell stuff?
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  Speaker 1: But yeah it is. But he tried, and that's all
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  Speaker 1: that really matters. He works really hard. Oh that's great,
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  Speaker 1: That's just fricking wonderful there. So I use the Mallard
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  Speaker 1: Dakota ring. Very important to get one of these if
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  Speaker 1: you ever get a talk show. So the Mallard Dakota ring,
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  Speaker 1: and that means, yeah, my quarterback may be ass but
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  Speaker 1: at least he's trying, and that's all that matters. That's
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  Speaker 1: all that matters. So most games are lost, not one.
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  Speaker 1: That has been a mantra of mine since the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of this whatever this is that I've done in front
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  Speaker 1: of microphones, And most games are loss, not one which
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  Speaker 1: makes for good talk radio because we can just goof
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  Speaker 1: on the team that loses. Well, the Browns quarterback Derby
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  Speaker 1: is a example of that same mantra. Shenif Sanders hasn't
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  Speaker 1: exactly grabbed the starting job by the Horns, or even
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  Speaker 1: the throat for that matter, Watson at this point has
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  Speaker 1: simply done more to lose it than Watson has at
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  Speaker 1: this point. Now, I still think they're gonna name Watson
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  Speaker 1: the starter, although you gotta believe that there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of sleepless people in Cleveland have been up all night
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the f to do with this,
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  Speaker 1: And the idea that public sentiment doesn't matter is ridonculous.
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  Speaker 1: And you know it, and I know it. You're in
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  Speaker 1: the public eye, you're in the spectator. You need people.
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  Speaker 1: The whole business model is, you're not in a basement somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: You're out there. You're open, in the wild, blue yonder
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  Speaker 1: the whole world. You need people to buy tickets. You
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: don't plan a vacuum. You're not sitting in a Hoover vacuum.
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  Speaker 1: You're not. You charge people admission check, you price gouge
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  Speaker 1: them on merchandise check. You price gouge them when they
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  Speaker 1: go to the games, on nachos and beer and peanuts
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  Speaker 1: and all the other food check check check. So you're
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  Speaker 1: price gouging these people, and you've got them in this
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  Speaker 1: cult situation where they love your products so much they
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: put up with inferior years, Like the Browns have had
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: pretty much everyone's life, bad team after bad team, and
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: you beg them to watch your games on television. Very important.
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  Speaker 1: I got to get the good TV ratings and then
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  Speaker 1: pretend that their reaction is irrelevant, Like, how exactly does
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  Speaker 1: that work? It doesn't work? Please, So you've got Watson
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  Speaker 1: versus shouldure a choice between bad and different kind of bad.
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  Speaker 1: So either way, the Browns are completely porked. They have
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  Speaker 1: no rogue. There's no off ramp from this mess. So
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  Speaker 1: good luck. No matter which button which lever Todd Monkin
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  Speaker 1: pulls the head coach there, the Factory of sadness assembly
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  Speaker 1: line is going to produce a whole lot more sadness.
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  Speaker 1: No matter who's the quarterback. I still think it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be Watson, which will be hilarious. We'll see if I'm
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  Speaker 1: wrong on that. They ought to just release Deshaun Watson
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  Speaker 1: or trade him or get rid of him. I don't
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: who wou'd be dumb enough to trade for him? Test
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  Speaker 1: the greater fool theory of the world. All right, last thing,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to the bots to the bots to the bots,
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  Speaker 1: to the bots, to the bots, to the bots, to
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  Speaker 1: the bots, to the box.
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  Speaker 4: We go.
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  Speaker 1: Now over the weekend, this is still going on, something
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  Speaker 1: called the World Humanoid Robot Games taking place in Beijing.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see this? Yeah, it's pretty crazy. It's all
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  Speaker 1: over social media and several of you reached out wanting
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  Speaker 1: to hear some hot conversation on this, and what better
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: place than overnight talk radio to give you that hot talk.
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  Speaker 1: So the big headline from the bots at the World
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  Speaker 1: Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing. And you know what they
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  Speaker 1: call Chinese food in Beijing. They call it food. That's
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  Speaker 1: what they That's what Yeah, I know, that's a dad joke.
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  Speaker 1: Lame jokes are on Friday. They're on Friday. So a
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  Speaker 1: robot from China won a preliminary one hundred meter heat
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  Speaker 1: in nine point three nine seconds. That seems pretty good, right,
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  Speaker 1: nine point nine nine point three to nine seconds seems
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  Speaker 1: pretty good for one hundred meters. Well, it does seem
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. And the reason it seems pretty good that
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  Speaker 1: is faster than the world record human world record by
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  Speaker 1: Usain Bolt. The robot humanoid ran faster than Usain bolt
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  Speaker 1: Bolts record nine point five eight seconds was set way
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  Speaker 1: back in the nine World Athletics Championship in Berlin, meaning
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  Speaker 1: the bot, the Chinese robot beat Usain Bolt by zero
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  Speaker 1: point one to nine seconds. If you're keeping score at
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  Speaker 1: home or in your car now, the headline is that, hey,
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  Speaker 1: robots can now outrun the fastest Tuman ever. The bigger story, though,
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  Speaker 1: is the improvement year to year. That the one year
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  Speaker 1: improvement they went from twenty one point five h seconds
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  Speaker 1: to nine point three nine seconds. So the question for
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  Speaker 1: the esteem panel is this, are you impressed that a
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  Speaker 1: robot from China beat Usain Bolt's world record in the
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  Speaker 1: one hundred meter dash? Is this a big deal? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm not impressed. I guess I should be impressed. It
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  Speaker 1: seems like a lot of people are impressed. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: really impressed. I'm not And at some point sports will
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  Speaker 1: just be robots. I'm out. At that point, I'll find
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  Speaker 1: something else to do. I don't know what I'll do,
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  Speaker 1: but I'll find a job somewhere else. I'll get out
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  Speaker 1: of this. And I don't really want to break down robots.
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  Speaker 1: That's not what I signed up for. I'm in for
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  Speaker 1: the human emotion of athletic competition. We're not handing out
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  Speaker 1: gold medals, by the way, for a toaster with hamstrings.
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  Speaker 1: We're not doing so that's a fast toaster. Look at
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  Speaker 1: that toaster run, Go, toaster go. We're not doing that
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  Speaker 1: athletic competition. The whole basis of it. Maybe I'm wrong
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  Speaker 1: on this. Oh, you're such a boomer, Mallar. The whole
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  Speaker 1: point of this is to test the human body, the
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  Speaker 1: boundaries of the human body, not who can build the
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: fastest appliance. I'm not interested in that. It doesn't really
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  Speaker 1: do much for me. I'm sorry, not sorry. So a
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  Speaker 1: machine runs one hundred meters in nine point three two seconds. Mazeltov, congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: The Mallar mobile drives faster. And I don't see anyone
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: putting the malmobile on a Wheenie's box. Why not, It
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  Speaker 1: drives faster than the world record. Come on, put at
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: least put a Wheenie's box in my driveway. Come on now.
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  Speaker 1: And these things are basically I've watched the clip a
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  Speaker 1: billion times, these things when I just lied, I not
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  Speaker 1: a billion times a lot. I watched the clips a lot.
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  Speaker 1: So these videos are basically remote controlled cars driven by
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  Speaker 1: nerds off to the side with joysticks, the side they
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  Speaker 1: got the joysticks and the funniest part And I laugh
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  Speaker 1: every f in time I watch this clip. So here
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  Speaker 1: you go, congratulate these mechanical usine bolts who sprint around
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  Speaker 1: like the road Runner and they can't stop. They can't.
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  Speaker 1: It's you know that old baseball movie Major League where
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: they throw Serrano the fastball and then they say throw
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: them a breaking ball and he swings and missus can't
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: hit a breaking ball, can't hit a curveball. These things
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: are so ridiculously fast, yet the stopping ability, the technology
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: to stop, classified haven't figured it out. So you see
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: this clip, and this then crosses the finish line and
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: it sets the record, right, breaks the record and wobbles
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: around like a drunk leaving a wedding reception. Your uncle
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Lou from a wedding reception collapses and needs to be
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: carried away on a stretcher. There was one over the
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: weekend also that crashed into the wall and burned up,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: literally burned up outstanding engineering boys. Yeah, it's like all right,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: it's like what are you doing? So wake me up
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: and let me know when the robot If you want
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: the full humanoid experience. The robot trains itself, it raises itself,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: it believe it or not, stops itself. It also has
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: to complain about endorsement deals and some kind of injustice
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: in the world to be a full humanoid experience, and
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: it has to fail a drug test. Now, what would
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: a robot fail a drug test for? Like too much
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: WD forty or something like that. Would that be the
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: violation of the robot code of Conduct. I don't know.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: But if you do all that stuff, So you got
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: to get a failed drug test, You got to complain
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: about how much endorsement money you're getting. You have to
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: learn how to stop and the whole thing, and you know,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: train itself and then you'll get the full humanoid experience
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: until then. So what it is the Bain Malor Show,
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• 21:44
  Speaker 1: and then bring in the reinforcements. We'll get to that
• 21:48
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  Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show on Fox Sports Radio. As we roll
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: on through the overnight, reminder, big event coming up, Lost Wages, Nevada.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: We'll be there before you know it. Ladies and gentlemen
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: only in Las Vegas, prepare for the unprecedented, unparalleled, stupendously
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  Speaker 1: gargantuan congregation of nocturnal humanity. The next Malam and Greek
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  Speaker 1: coming up this Saturday, August twenty nine, three to five pm.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Calm down, Marcel, stakeout, Bar and Grill right near you,
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  Speaker 1: NLV featuring the illustrious Loreno Shelby. There Cooper.
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  Speaker 7: I will be that.
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  Speaker 1: Cooper loop surf for Todd the comedian, Supermarket Steve and
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  Speaker 1: his wife Wayne from Mazoo, Robbie the Mariner fan Jay
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Scoop and put on my slug. Of course, Natron's gonna
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: be there as well, big names in the malad militia.
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  Speaker 1: So come on out, hangout and be part of the fun.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: If you're able to make it, it'll be magnificent and
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  Speaker 1: of colossal, monumental ridiculousness only in Los Wages, Nevada, this Saturday.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: It is the Ben Males Show eight seven, seven ninety
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: nine on Fox eight seven seven nine nine six sixty
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: three sixty nine, also on ex at Ben Mallor. That's
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: at Ben Mallor. And we did a rant about the
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns. Always fun to yap about the Browns. keV
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: rights in or keV Atomic and he says, no one
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: is feeling sorry for Deshaun Watson. There's no way they
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: can put that product on the field unless they want
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: this to be about something other than football. There's no
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: good choice. They're stuck between the devil and the deep
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Blue Sea at this particular point, let's go to the phones.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Alameda Lou is in the Bay Area. Hello, Alameda lou Welcome,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Hey Ben.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: It's been a minute.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: How you guys doing.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: It has been a while though, I was wondering if
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you're still around. You haven't called in a long time.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: There have you been under the weather? Is everything okay?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Would you like to tell us what's been going on
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: with you?
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've had nothing really good to talk about
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: sports wise, but as my entrance to this show went
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: way back when I turned it on on my way
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: home from work and I heard blind Scott and I
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: kind of want to address the things they said.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: You would like to take issue with blind Scott? All right,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: go ahead, what's your problem? No?
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: No, no, quite the opposite. Actually, I think I never
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: thought i'd agree with blind Scott, but I got a
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: bone to pick with you, buddy.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: What did I do to you?
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: No?
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: No, no, I just think blind Scott made some really good points,
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: and if I can get into it, I will so. Uh, Ben,
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I think it needs to be addressed that you've done
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: less for the trans community than the Salem witch trials.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I I clearly have giving blind Scott A
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: platform has been terrible.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: I agree, God forbid, someone used to have the balls
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: to call you out on the absolute garbage that you've
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: been stewing about him.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, terrible, just horrible.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: If Justin Cooper was more melancholy and blind and trans,
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I would hate them more. I love you, Ben, good
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: to talk to you guys again.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Transgender, Steve Dave Den in Houston. You know, Steve and
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Dave are very similar names. I think most parents to
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: think about naming their kids Steve. Think the other name
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: you know, Dan, you know, could be the name of Dave.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: And you know, why not. Let's say hello to Enie Meani,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: miney mo. Let's go to Bain Jammin. He's called back,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: He's I've smoked him out. Hello Ben Jammin with that
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: jamalaa in Orleans.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: My man, Oh dude, I can't believe what I've stepped
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: into the truck, turn on the radio and I hear
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: my name.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Oh you are the key, see that guy? I am
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: blind Scott, you hear that, But I'm the king to
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Ben Jammin, the king you are?
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: You are, You are at the very top of the
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: biggest sipers tree of the swamp.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: My man, I need to come down and we need
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: to go on like a swamp tour. I need to
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: come to New Orleans and you gotta you gotta lead me.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I gotta see some gators. I want to see all
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: kinds of critters out there and swamp in the bayou.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: You talk about the gators, and you know I heard
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: you talk about the bott being the fastest man. Oh no,
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: where do you way? Do you got a gator? Do
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: you tell to see how fast to go?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: You ever been chased by gator? You sound like a
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: guy that's been chased by a gator.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, you would think you would think that a
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: big old thing close to the ground, but that pace
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: could move.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Man, Now, is it true? I heard, Ben Jamon that
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: gators I've only been I was in South Carolina a
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: couple of years ago and they had my father in law.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: There's a gator that lives in a moat right across
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: from Is there not a moat little pond thing right
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: across from the south And they they told me, they said,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: the gators are pretty harmless and if they run after you,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: just run zig zag because they can't run zigzag? Is
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: that true, ben Jamin?
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Well, that is pretty true, they can't go zig zag,
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: but at that harmless part. Oh, that's bump man a gator.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: They had a man not too long ago. He was
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: chased by the police. He jumped off the bridge to
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: get away from him. He didn't last.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you don't want to live. You don't want
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: to Yeah, you don't want to jump.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: I was disappointed. I'm a correctional, sir C and I
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: would do some part of because I was looking forward
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: to seeing this man. But you know, I just now
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: get off word. That's why I don't get the call much.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I had to work quite a bit, but I don't
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: mind because that's that's really where I get to see
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: my family and friends most.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Well, that's good you your hard working guy. I appreciate that.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Calls when you can. Ben Jamin, We're here for you,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: my man. We love it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Let me believe you in just one thing, all right,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: all right? They let the good times roll?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. Let the good times well, thank you, buddy.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: It just sounded good. I don't know what he said,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: but it sounded you. He might have just said, f
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you and your show and we just it just sounds good,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: you know, it just sounds really good. You know you
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: could just who knows. Now, let's say hello to let's
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: go to eat Dog. Who's on Long Island. We go
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: from the Bayou to Long Island. Hello, eat Dog, Welcome.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey day.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: So explain this to me dog. Ashton Genty, I woke
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: up and there are all these messages on my phone.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the Raiders are cooked. So Ashton Genty
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: was injured. He injured his ankle during practice and they
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: said they did it. So they did a prayer circle
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: at practice, right, and so they said he couldn't put
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: any weight on the right leg and he needed help
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: leaving the field, and the team huddled around him and prayed.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: And now they're saying he just sprained his ankle. So
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: why would I mean, I've sprained my ankle a Lotti dog.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: No one's ever prayed for me. Is it possible that
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: he was going to break his leg and then because
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: of the prayer it was only the power of prayer,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: the power press right, hallelujah.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: You're this, but I still John stucks his go for him.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: You're hallucinating again.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: No, it's the jokes.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: Our name was Chrissy.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: There's no truth what you're saying now is just made up?
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: I said, I know he's calling mechanic.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: You just make junior. I haven't really thought about Fernando
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: to teach junior wild? Should I think about it? Who's
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: in first place in that? Can you tell me? I
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: saw him today? You saw who Fernando? What was he doing?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I was at Petco Park or well on Sunday? You were?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I was really yeah, my first time. Oh it's a
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: good ballpark, right, yeah, I like it. Did you go
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: to the bars down there.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: In the gas line?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I did? Yeah, that's school. I like that nice, nice,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: A little better than Jack Murphy Stadium. I don't care
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: about John Stark's excover. I don't care about John Starks.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I even thought about John Stark since the nineties. Why
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: do I care about John Starks? Why are you bringing
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: John Stark's name up? I don't care about John Starks.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I don't care if you went with four of his girlfriends,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. You're trying to annoy me with John Starks.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I don't care about John Starks.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Apology accepted. Don't ever do that again. You never do
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: that again. Now to tease, when you talk, you talk
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: about the tease now when you saw the teas there,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Uh was he at that moment with the ring Do
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you think he got the ringworm medication? That's why he's
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: hitting all these home runs?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Is that why? I don't know. I feel like I've
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: ruined you. I feel like about me yelling at you. Now,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: You're you're ruined? Is that correct?
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Welcome? I feel like you're upset with me him you.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to talk about John Starks to
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: tug about him? All right?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: You want to play food picks. I'll let you play
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: food picks if you want. You want to play food picks,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Hold on sec. We're gonna play food picks. Let's say
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: hello to Meenie Meanie Money. Marcel is in Brooklyn. Hello, Marshall, Welcome,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the legend is.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: Back in the dynasty. It is there, man, I'm alive.
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: And e Pop in Long Island. Good morning to you.
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: Welcome to show.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Who do you pop? Okay, let's go to Ahold on SEC.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Epop on Long Island is a you've heard of K pop?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of E Pop?
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: Hello?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Epop?
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Never heard of them?
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: Well, good to see you. Yes, the food picks it
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: is so you want to play e pop. So come
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: on by, and you know what, it's a news on
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: a new day Septembers right around the corner. So let's
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: get into it. Mala militia and starting with you, epop,
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: What do you have of last night?
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: It's city and a Homer.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, you can definitely eat that. Huh put some
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: mustard on that pepper?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, murduring ga the CONDI.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Yesterday, Marcel. Do you know what a kindish is?
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: Oh, kiddish is a food?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Oh I don't think he knows that. I don't think
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: he knows.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Then, sorry, no, I don't really I don't have a time.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: We have other people want to play food picks. SU's
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: dog would like to play food picks? Sous Dog Real
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: One Show.
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: The Sniper is back baby, Oh no, wait a minute, listeners,
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: f sous Dog.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: What you're right? It's not who is it?
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: No, the jig is up on? No block him now?
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: No? Why would you want to block me? The Dynasty
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: Sniper is back? Oh that fool sniper? What are you
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: doing here? Sniping? You? Get ready to go by him?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: All right? I'm sorry, hold on, say let's get somebody else.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I apologize here Random caller, you're on the air, random caller. Hello,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: random callers say, hello, welcome to the show.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: We got foot picks coming up right now. That ain't nice,
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: you are, it's my idiot call.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Don't don't say that. Don't How dare you say that?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Len Go, You can't say that. You can't say that, idiot?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Con Yeah, you jerk on him?
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: Aren't you raising children? Eliminate No, really though, eliminate him.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: He's out.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Bye, all right, let's hurry up please, I'm getting getting
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: a headache. I believe last night you had crunchy tacos.
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: Oh got a contryles and a mixed match at it?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: I think you had a Freedo pie.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Sounds good though, Freedo. I think you had Taco Bell Wow,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: reveal answers taco Yeah, yeah, so cool? You want You
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: went to San Diego to eat tacos at Taco Bell.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You were in San Diego. They got me great Mexican
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: restaurants are in San Diego and you for dinner. I
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: had to drive back to and then you know, when
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I got back from San Diego, I didn't want to cook.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: So I just I understand, I understand this.
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, what was what was that?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: What was that was that?
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: You?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Marcel?
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: Why just saying that? Belave me?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: All right? So exasperated is his hair? This is his
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: time to shine here? Marcel has your now? Marcel has
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: your life changed in amazing ways since you appeared as
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the fifth hour mail bag sidekick?
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: Oh yes it is. It was a blast and everyone
• 36:02
  Speaker 8: you're listening in as his death and I will have
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: a second part coming away.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Soon there, man, oh you will. I didn't realize that
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I annoyed. So how come you are able to use
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Marcel zoom and weed man Hippi and blind Scott can't
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: use zoom.
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: Well that's because these two are completely on disgrateful person.
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: But if there's a chance between one on one, bend
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: on the radio and on zoomah, and of course upon.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I don't care. We have the game up ahead. I
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: gotta leave some time for the game. We're not gonna
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: have too much time as it is. So if you
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: would like to play the Malord Militia feud, come on
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: down the malor Militia feud. We'll get to that and
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: we will do it next.
• 36:48
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  Speaker 5: It's time for another Mallard game show. Ya go. We
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: surveyed one hundred people name sports teams associated with losing.
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  Speaker 1: Curs. I believe the answer is to Clippers. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that is the top answer.
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  Speaker 5: Forty points.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go right to the game. Let's welcome in.
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  Speaker 1: We have Chris in Boston, who's gonna play. Hello, Welcome,
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  Speaker 1: good morning sir. And we have we got Mike in
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  Speaker 1: the South. It says hello, Mike, welcome, Hello, all right,
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  Speaker 1: one two or three of the record number one. All right,
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  Speaker 1: number one. Your name is your buzzer, gentlemen, Name one
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  Speaker 1: hundred people survey top one, two, three, four, five, six
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  Speaker 1: answers on the board. Name something drivers do it a
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: red light?
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  Speaker 8: Stop?
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  Speaker 1: What's that? Mike? What is it?
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  Speaker 8: Mike? Stop?
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  Speaker 1: Stop? Is it is stop on there? Yeah? There you go. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not it's not actually on there? Obviously you stop.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing in your car? Exactly? What are you?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Something you do at ay red
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  Speaker 1: light when you're stopped? Chris, that's the number one answer.
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  Speaker 1: Play on your phone, number one answer, all right, you
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  Speaker 1: got it going? And Chris, all right?
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  Speaker 3: Sing?
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  Speaker 1: Sing? Is that on there? No, Mike? Things you do here?
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  Speaker 1: Top one, two, three, four, five six answers, five answers left.
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  Speaker 1: Name something drivers do at a red light? Besides just wait.
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  Speaker 4: Smoke a cigarette?
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  Speaker 1: Smoke a cigarette. That would have been a good answer
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  Speaker 1: in the eighties. Not now though. All right, we're out
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  Speaker 1: of time. We have what do we have? A change
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  Speaker 1: the radio, Eat, drink, look around, pick your nose, fix
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  Speaker 1: your hair, your makeup, all that stuff at the red light.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, gentlemen,