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Things That Must Go From July 2nd, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thanks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, things that, dear
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  Speaker 2: friends of the program, you just can't take it anymore,
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  Speaker 2: and you're at your wits end, as they say, So
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  Speaker 2: I know what I'll do. I'll send these two radio
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  Speaker 2: from Hell and maybe if they read my musco on
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  Speaker 2: the air, these things will disappear from my life. Make
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  Speaker 2: me feel better at the very least. So send your
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  Speaker 2: muscos to us Radio from Hell at X ninety six
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  Speaker 2: dot com. Put must go in the subject line Gina.
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  Speaker 3: Let's say good morning lords. You can use my name.
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  Speaker 3: It's Tristan. Post sale ads must go. When I order
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  Speaker 3: a pizza online and they offer me a forty dollars credit,
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  Speaker 3: but in the fine print, I need to install a
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  Speaker 3: shopping browser extension. And it's not actually money, it's savings.
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  Speaker 3: If I spend hundreds of dollars or more, then it
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  Speaker 3: offers me a streaming service for just two dollars more
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  Speaker 3: a month, when I prefave for twelve and then fifty
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  Speaker 3: dollars on a home You know what that keeps giving
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  Speaker 3: you one up after pap up there. I just want
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  Speaker 3: to order a pizza. Thank you. Legitimate news sites with
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  Speaker 3: paid ads that are made to look like news articles
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  Speaker 3: must go. I mean the big boys too, like the
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  Speaker 3: ones on the broadcast networks and cable TV. These ads
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  Speaker 3: with clickbait titles make your website look cheap and your
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  Speaker 3: integrity questionable. Lastly, dating app notifications that say somebody likes
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  Speaker 3: you must go. It's always just a bot. Nobody likes me,
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  Speaker 3: Oh we like you, Tristan sort of hello from Sleepless
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  Speaker 3: in Sandy. What must go is cruelty being the point
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  Speaker 3: of everything in this current administration. These people have no
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  Speaker 3: human compassion. Hello, Please use my name. It's Bryce. I've
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  Speaker 3: recently become a handyman, and some things I've encountered while
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  Speaker 3: on the job are things that must go. Number one,
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  Speaker 3: not cleaning up the toilet. When I'm coming to fix
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  Speaker 3: a toilet issue. Please clean up and remove excess items
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  Speaker 3: from around the toilet and in the toilet so I
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  Speaker 3: can do my job and a timely matter in the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: Similar issue with underseclinks, seek sink leaks or maintenance, Kindly
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  Speaker 3: remove the items you store under the sink so I
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  Speaker 3: can get in there and see the issue. I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to accidentally spill something and end up bleaching or
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  Speaker 3: staining your floor. Please put your animals away. I love
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  Speaker 3: animals and they usually love me, but I don't need
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  Speaker 3: to be on the floor and have your dog think
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  Speaker 3: it's an aggressive behavior and try to attack me. Kids
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  Speaker 3: are curious and inquisitive, and having someone with tools in
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  Speaker 3: the house is exciting, but I don't want them to
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  Speaker 3: grab my tools and end up hurting themselves. As a handyman,
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  Speaker 3: my skill set is huge. When you ask what do
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  Speaker 3: you do? I reply with everything. Please phrase your question
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  Speaker 3: as follows. Can you do this? It can save us
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  Speaker 3: both time. Thank you for reading me.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. Let's I'll go next. I have one
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  Speaker 2: of my own. I'm hearing this a lot. It's people
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  Speaker 2: doing commercials using this. It's adult women using this little
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  Speaker 2: girl voice. You know the what I mean. It's like
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  Speaker 2: if your family likes chicken pot pie, farm out the
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  Speaker 2: cooking choice, the banquet, and you'll get a crop of compliments.
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  Speaker 2: E I just shudder every time I hear that voice.
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  Speaker 2: Here's one that says. I work in customer service at
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  Speaker 2: a call center, and the thing that must go is
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  Speaker 2: when I tell someone that the subscription they signed up
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  Speaker 2: for and the terms of service that they had to
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  Speaker 2: agree to that states that the subscriptions are non refundable
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  Speaker 2: and if they don't want to be charged after their trial,
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  Speaker 2: they have to make sure to cancel it. And then
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  Speaker 2: they proceed to call me months down the line saying
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  Speaker 2: they didn't realize that they were being charged. They want
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  Speaker 2: a refund, and then they proceed to yell at me
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  Speaker 2: for it and call me a scammer. This needs to go.
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  Speaker 2: This one says, thank you lords for your Musco service.
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  Speaker 2: I go to great lengths to vet my doctors and dentists.
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  Speaker 2: I do my research, so it's so irritating and disrespectful
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  Speaker 2: that they pull a switcheroo without informing me ahead of time.
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  Speaker 2: I make an appointment with doctor A to get a
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  Speaker 2: spinal injection. I don't want last week's new grad student
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  Speaker 2: doctor B, whom I've never met and whom I can't see,
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  Speaker 2: come in and with me face down and jab me
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  Speaker 2: in the back and give me instructions like you've gone
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  Speaker 2: too far. This must go. And then finally this one,
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  Speaker 2: thank you for letting me listen. Tasha formally from Plain
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  Speaker 2: City now in North Audden. Thanks for letting us know
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  Speaker 2: that you've relocated, Tasha, I really appreciate that my thing
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  Speaker 2: that must go is Amazon billing trying to balance my
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  Speaker 2: bank account. But Amazon only bills as it sends out
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  Speaker 2: each item, making the total I put into my register
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  Speaker 2: not match up to what they bill. It's confusing and
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  Speaker 2: frustrating to have to go back through to see what
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  Speaker 2: has actually been paid for. There has to be a
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  Speaker 2: better way, or or I guess I could just keep
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  Speaker 2: better track.
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  Speaker 4: Or.
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  Speaker 5: Like, we do not use Amazon, all right? Mine is
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  Speaker 5: my must go is not for me? It's a do
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  Speaker 5: we have the picture? Andy there is? It's from my nieces.
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  Speaker 5: And this was recorded live on the streets of Tokyo.
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  Speaker 2: That is they oh hi there, welcome.
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  Speaker 5: To Things that Must Go? Street side editions standing out
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  Speaker 5: in front of the Tempanyaki Tary. What's it called.
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  Speaker 4: Steak?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: We didn't eat here, but these two did we ate
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  Speaker 5: under the L train. You can hear right now. Tom
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  Speaker 5: Greenley is loving this. I would love to introduce you
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  Speaker 5: to my to my two of my nieces. I have
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  Speaker 5: so many nieces, don't I now that I count them?
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  Speaker 5: And this is the things that must go edition standing
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  Speaker 5: under the L train. Let's begin with Olivia Olivia, how
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  Speaker 5: are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm twenty, I just earned twenty and what are your things?
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  Speaker 1: The musct so my first thing I have to go
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  Speaker 1: with whenever parents order chicken tenders for their children at dinner,
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  Speaker 1: I've never understood. It's okay the first few times, but
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  Speaker 1: after a couple.
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  Speaker 5: At twenty years old, they're still ordering your chicken tenders.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, not for myself, but whenever I see other people,
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  Speaker 1: other people ordering chicken tenders for their kids, it gets
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  Speaker 1: to a point. If you're going to go out to eat,
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  Speaker 1: you might as well.
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  Speaker 3: Try what the try new foods, right, new.
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  Speaker 1: Food Your palette will never.
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  Speaker 4: Expand Jina, we didn't tell her anything about your eating habits.
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  Speaker 5: We're not calling you out. No coaching, not shaming.
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  Speaker 1: But that's my that's my musco.
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  Speaker 2: Let it be know.
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  Speaker 5: And she works on a restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonel Be. I'm fourteen ooh fourteen today almost at thirteen.
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  Speaker 4: And something I don't like, something that has to go
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  Speaker 4: is when you are eating and someone sneezes or coughs.
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  Speaker 4: Whenever I'm eating and someone sneezes our coughs, it's okay
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  Speaker 4: if they look into their elbow so they can cover it,
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  Speaker 4: it's fine. But whenever they don't cover it at all
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  Speaker 4: and they're right in front of my food, I think
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  Speaker 4: I'll just stop because now you put your snot and
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  Speaker 4: mucus all in my food. It's just disgusting now. So
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  Speaker 4: that's just one thing I don't like.
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  Speaker 5: And mucus. I think that's something we can all agree on,
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  Speaker 5: especially Jeremy.
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  Speaker 4: Kids, I saw the mucus in my.
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  Speaker 5: This is this is where we we we compromise, where
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  Speaker 5: we fix the problem. No kids, A tenner, there you.
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  Speaker 4: Go, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: That must go on the radio
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  Speaker 3: Show.