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DONKEY: Things Get Spicy On Valentines Day · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: We make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Maloria Milorda.
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  Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 2: all of Florida.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you are a donkey. It's a Florida man attacked
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  Speaker 1: inn ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him
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  Speaker 1: too much money. Florida man is arrested after saying he
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  Speaker 1: rigged the door to his home in an attempt to
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  Speaker 1: electric hit his pregnant lights. Police arrested in Orlando man
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  Speaker 1: for talking to Fromlidas.
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  Speaker 2: The breakfast club bitch you donkey other day with Charalam
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  Speaker 2: Hayne to God.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
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  Speaker 1: like this.
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  Speaker 2: It's not me duvallis Florida donkey Today for Thursday, February nineteenth,
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  Speaker 2: goes to twenty seven year old Theodore Anderson. Now Theodore
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  Speaker 2: is from Florida. Ladies and gettlemen, And what does your
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  Speaker 2: uncle Shaula always tell you about the great state of Florida?
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  Speaker 1: Say it with me.
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  Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 2: all of Florida, and today is no exception. This is science, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: This isn't me going around looking for stories from Florida?
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  Speaker 1: They just find me, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Salute to everyone who had an amazing Valentine's Day last weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Drop on the clues, bounce for everybody who had an
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  Speaker 2: amazing Valentine's Day. Oh how quick we forget days like
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  Speaker 2: Valentine's Day? Okay, a day of love, a day of
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  Speaker 2: gratitude for.
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  Speaker 1: The one you love.
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  Speaker 2: Well, sometimes you should also think about the less fortunate
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  Speaker 2: in these situations. There are people who had terrible Valentine Days,
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  Speaker 2: and Theodore is one of them. See, investigators are accusing
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  Speaker 2: Theatore of domestic battery. Why did he end up getting
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  Speaker 2: a charge of domestic battery because he was arguing with
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  Speaker 2: his girl about infidelity? Oh I can see it in
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  Speaker 2: my mind, young boy twenty seven, doing too much, trying
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  Speaker 2: to find a way to eat two and three poom
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  Speaker 2: pooms in one day. Okay, you only got one mouth,
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  Speaker 2: it's only one in you, but you got two three girls.
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  Speaker 2: You're probably texting all crazy. You probably all into your phone,
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  Speaker 2: you with your main girl, You're trying to balance all
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  Speaker 2: your hoes and boom, your man girl accuses you a cheat,
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  Speaker 2: and next thing you know, things got spicy, literally because
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  Speaker 2: at dinner is when the battery happened. Today was having
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  Speaker 2: a meal from the five star establishment known as Chick
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  Speaker 2: fil A, dropping a clue box for Chick fil A,
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  Speaker 2: and they got the argument. So Theodore decided to throw
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  Speaker 2: his spicy chicken sandwich at his woman's head. What yeah,
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  Speaker 2: do his spicy chicken sandwich at his woman's head? Like
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  Speaker 2: he was in a food fight with Uncle Murda an
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  Speaker 2: tony yoe. He wanted to die, and then he grabbed
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  Speaker 2: his power aid and threw it at her to and
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  Speaker 2: dumped the power aid.
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  Speaker 1: All over her.
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  Speaker 2: What yeah, man, Yeah, man, Theodore, this is not kindergarten. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you don't start a food fight because you got caught cheating.
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  Speaker 2: What you're supposed to do theadore is ask her what
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  Speaker 2: she really wants to eat. See, when a woman is upset, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: asking her what she wants to eat is a way
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  Speaker 2: to comfort her.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: If she was really that mad when Chick fil A
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  Speaker 2: was on the table, then that's not what she wanted
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  Speaker 2: to eat.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Studies show women often seek comfort food to alleviate negative emotions.
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  Speaker 2: It helps de escalate tension and shifts focus to care.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't want chick filate theatore, and that's where you
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  Speaker 2: messed up.
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  Speaker 1: Player.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's Valentine's Day. You were supposed to take her
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  Speaker 2: where she wanted to go, especially if you cheating on her. Okay, Listen,
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  Speaker 2: black men don't cheat, okay, or should I say black
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  Speaker 2: men don't cheat?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I don't encourage infidelity in any way, shape or form.
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  Speaker 2: But if you are cheating, okay, because you're a young
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  Speaker 2: boys twenty seven, if you must, okay, you have to
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  Speaker 2: make sure your main girl is at least eating what
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  Speaker 2: she wants to eat. That's the least you can do
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  Speaker 2: if you're cheating on her.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Theodore.
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  Speaker 2: If your emotions are so out of control that you're
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  Speaker 2: turning fast food into a weapon, the problem isn't the argument, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's your lack of emotional regulation, all right. Hurt feelings
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  Speaker 2: are not an excuse for harmful behavior, and disrespect will
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  Speaker 2: always cost you more than walking away ever will. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's why you went to jail for battery. You could
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  Speaker 2: have just up and left. That was an excuse to
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  Speaker 2: actually go eat another You didn't. You probably didn't need
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  Speaker 2: to start to fight. But if she gonna start tripping,
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  Speaker 2: then you gotta get up and be out.
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  Speaker 1: Now you gotta pay bond lawyers.
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  Speaker 2: Look, man, unhealed people don't solve problems, They escalate them.
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  Speaker 2: And once you start throwing spicy chicken sandwiches, you've already
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  Speaker 2: starved your common sense. Please get Theodore Anderson, the sweet
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  Speaker 2: Sounds of the Amatons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the doge.
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  Speaker 2: The day.
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  Speaker 1: The doge.
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  Speaker 2: Ye I knew a man like that once. I knew
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  Speaker 2: a man who was actually married, and he would start
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  Speaker 2: the stupidest arguments just to be arguing with his wife
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  Speaker 2: to have an excuse to lead the house and go
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  Speaker 2: see his side. That's crazy. And when I tell you
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  Speaker 2: this man is doing bad right now, my.
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  Speaker 1: Bad, bad, bad, bad bad. I guess he's not married.
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  Speaker 1: Who is he still married?
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  Speaker 2: Now? Oh no, they got divorced.
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  Speaker 1: You say it like that, you know what, I know
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  Speaker 1: what he's you know what? But girlfriend, Chick fil a
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  Speaker 1: on Valenci is wild.
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  Speaker 2: But first of all, he's acting his wage. You don't
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  Speaker 2: know what this man's could could have been. White Castle,
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  Speaker 2: that's right, Chick is a beautiful place it is, you
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  Speaker 2: know they do heart shap nuggets on Valentine's.
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  Speaker 1: The No, I don't cared what they did. He was
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  Speaker 1: she know, her son.
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  Speaker 2: He was cheating on her, though he could have been
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  Speaker 2: taken the other the side pieces somewhere else like better.
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  Speaker 1: You just seems like he's not a good boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Well what if he gives his man girl chick fil
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  Speaker 2: A and then everybody else gets like they get eaten?
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna bring it? You're gonna gobble, gobble, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna eat.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't like how you act like
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  Speaker 2: chickil A on top of the food Chaine.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's valencizing.
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  Speaker 2: That might.
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  Speaker 1: Che see no, no, no, no, no no no, I say
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  Speaker 1: that every time I saw to shut up. I hate
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  Speaker 1: that though. That's crazy. You can't take he could have
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  Speaker 1: at least took us somewhere else, like you just said
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  Speaker 1: in your Donkey of to day. They'd be expensive too.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, if you already cheating on her, trade art.
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  Speaker 2: That is true. Trade hard right, that is true. But
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  Speaker 2: I also don't know his financial situation.
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  Speaker 1: That might be right for him. All right, Well, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for that Donkey of the day. Up next, just
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  Speaker 1: fix my mess. Eight hundred five five one, Let's discuss
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