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- 0:02[SPEAKER_02]: these are the orange ball boys who sit at by Paul Baines roofing from residential roofing to commercial roofing even roof repairs give Paul a call get your free estimate at Paul Baines roofing.com here's toast Roman and scoop.
- 0:19[SPEAKER_01]: All right, we are still scoopless in Seattle, but instead of gambling quarterbacks or recruitment culture or even FSU failures, we're going to talk about nuts, taller boys, cyclists and spankings.
- 0:33[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to OBB benched episode 4.68.
- 0:50[SPEAKER_01]: How stupid was that?
- 0:53[SPEAKER_01]: He launches his new coconut water brand this week or this past week and it's called good not And the whole thing's just a devil on tondra the whole way through and it's like I don't know I hate it I hate it like we all know you're a health nut.
- 1:13[SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to do a bit.
- 1:14[SPEAKER_01]: You know me like just put it out there
- 1:21[SPEAKER_04]: But when I think of nuts, I think of D's nuts.
- 1:23[SPEAKER_04]: I think of like nuts, like what squirrels go after.
- 1:26[SPEAKER_04]: I'm not thinking about coconut water.
- 1:28[SPEAKER_04]: I don't see it.
- 1:29[SPEAKER_04]: I get the double on Tondra.
- 1:30[SPEAKER_04]: Everybody does.
- 1:31[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think it really is home to coconut.
- 1:36[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think it's ridiculous.
- 1:37[SPEAKER_03]: Good not in the whole commercial.
- 1:39[SPEAKER_03]: I can refuse to say it.
- 1:41[SPEAKER_01]: I refuse to say it.
- 1:44[SPEAKER_01]: And it's like a delightful mouthful or something like it's just what are we doing?
- 1:48[SPEAKER_03]: Why are we doing?
- 1:49[SPEAKER_01]: Like, you know, you just sound like an actual football, what is this bit you're doing?
- 1:54[SPEAKER_04]: any any sign of five hundred million dollar contract with with fox like yeah how much you make an off good nut what do we like why are we like why are you pretty good night it's pretty good night good night I know I know you sell divorce to you but if she wasn't that what it totally led to a divorce my man it's just it's you know what I'm thinking about this too
- 2:17[SPEAKER_04]: I would have laughed and appreciate it if it came out of Peyton Manning, because Peyton Manning is that dude, right?
- 2:23[SPEAKER_04]: He's always been the guy with that comedic sense.
- 2:27[SPEAKER_04]: Sure.
- 2:29[SPEAKER_04]: He's not Tom Brady.
- 2:30[SPEAKER_04]: Tom Brady, you're the serious guy.
- 2:34[SPEAKER_04]: The only funny meme is to want to him looking back in a courtroom.
- 2:37[SPEAKER_04]: That is it.
- 2:37[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's you, Tom Brady.
- 2:39[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 2:39[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's funny.
- 2:40[SPEAKER_04]: You're not even trying to be funny.
- 2:43[SPEAKER_04]: You're trying to be funny.
- 2:45[SPEAKER_01]: No.
- 2:45[SPEAKER_01]: Manning is naturally funny.
- 2:46[SPEAKER_01]: Nationally, the Peyton Manning United Way, SNL sketch, he's like, good.
- 2:54[SPEAKER_01]: He's pagan them and he's yelling out of a barking number.
- 2:57[SPEAKER_01]: This is still one of the best ever done.
- 3:00[SPEAKER_04]: No.
- 3:00[SPEAKER_04]: He's naturally funny.
- 3:01[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, so I don't I don't get the bit.
- 3:03[SPEAKER_01]: I just don't get the bit.
- 3:05[SPEAKER_01]: But something we all probably would get down with drinking would be the taller boys.
- 3:10[SPEAKER_01]: Have you seen the course like taller boy?
- 3:13[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, like it was an ounce.
- 3:16[SPEAKER_01]: It's a was announced for the World Cup.
- 3:18[SPEAKER_01]: It is a tall can and I'm not exaggerating when I say it fits three full beers in one can.
- 3:25[SPEAKER_01]: So it's not tall boy.
- 3:27[SPEAKER_01]: It's a taller boy.
- 3:28[SPEAKER_01]: It almost looks like a for those things like the Vuvu's whalers or whatever they were when the, it almost looks like that.
- 3:34[SPEAKER_01]: It looks like a yardstick, but it's a can.
- 3:37[SPEAKER_04]: It's a web and y'all in the beers.
- 3:39[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's the way.
- 3:42[SPEAKER_01]: Very good, nicely done.
- 3:44[SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know if I want to drink a three bagger a course light, like what beer should be in there?
- 3:53[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, like you throw a nice IPA in there, but then I mean, you got to get to a fork.
- 3:58[SPEAKER_03]: It's like this for the bottom of it and it's warm.
- 4:01[SPEAKER_01]: I love an IPA, but it's a heavy beer.
- 4:02[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's a can.
- 4:04[SPEAKER_03]: So you're got backwash the last throw to that's backwash.
- 4:07[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, God, you're right.
- 4:08[SPEAKER_03]: The whole third beer is just a pound in that.
- 4:12[SPEAKER_03]: I don't want my video on this backwash.
- 4:15[SPEAKER_04]: No way.
- 4:16[SPEAKER_03]: The 90 degrees outside.
- 4:18[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the time is getting to the last beer in that.
- 4:24[SPEAKER_01]: It's like warm to start with it's already garbage even if it's ice cold It's the silver bullet.
- 4:33[SPEAKER_01]: It's like right?
- 4:35[SPEAKER_04]: That's silver bazooka.
- 4:37[SPEAKER_04]: I don't want it.
- 4:39[SPEAKER_03]: No, I will say this.
- 4:40[SPEAKER_03]: Have you guys seen there's this German kid named Freddy or something?
- 4:44[SPEAKER_03]: How he's big soccer.
- 4:45[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I've seen it.
- 4:47[SPEAKER_03]: And he's came over to America and he's been documenting just
- 4:50[SPEAKER_03]: This kid, he's loving it over here, but this kid's gonna leave.
- 4:53[SPEAKER_03]: He's eating all the fast food, we're like going to Bucky's and Bucky's, that was a little bit super viral.
- 4:59[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 4:59[SPEAKER_03]: This kid's gonna leave this country at the end of June, like Wayne, 250 on B.P.
- 5:04[SPEAKER_03]: Maddie's.
- 5:07[SPEAKER_02]: You can't have a hand on that kind of love.
- 5:10[SPEAKER_03]: We call you a type two American, sir.
- 5:12[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 5:13[SPEAKER_03]: He saw fly over.
- 5:14[SPEAKER_03]: It was blown away by his like, yeah, this would never happen in Germany.
- 5:18[SPEAKER_04]: Well, like, after when they do's going over, oh, yeah, yeah, but it's been phase been funny.
- 5:23[SPEAKER_03]: It's been cool watching someone else's perspective, you know, witnessing America for the first time.
- 5:30[SPEAKER_04]: You mentioned Bucky's not to go over to the OBB show, but one of the OBB fans were like, hey, I'm going to Bucky's first time.
- 5:35[SPEAKER_04]: So I reached out to him.
- 5:36[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, you got to get the brisket sandwich, your puppies.
- 5:39[SPEAKER_04]: and then get the cookie dough, right?
- 5:41[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like they just little pockets of cookie, though my daughters and the love with it.
- 5:45[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm thinking, hey, you guys know they're getting even closer to us as far as a bucket.
- 5:52[SPEAKER_04]: You hear where the next location is gonna be?
- 5:54[SPEAKER_04]: Port say Lucy.
- 5:56[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, port say.
- 5:57[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, you guys know, everyone close to you.
- 6:00[SPEAKER_01]: No, the minute they open one, oh, bro.
- 6:02[SPEAKER_01]: There's one like 15 bucks from my house.
- 6:06[SPEAKER_01]: there's one right up seventy five when we're going against seventy five to go to work and land if I just go north about fifteen miles blockies.
- 6:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's the mecca of truck stops and it's always busy.
- 6:19[SPEAKER_04]: And it's you can't I mean the gas of leaners cheap but the fact like it's just and it's got the worst mascot of all time it's a beaver while I like beaver but it's all the way up.
- 6:31[SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, I just had it stuff.
- 6:32[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 6:33[SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 7:02[SPEAKER_01]: Sethman Farley wrote a lot of it.
- 7:03[SPEAKER_01]: It's real good.
- 7:05[SPEAKER_04]: Well, not the remake, but the second one, I think it was naked gun two and a half.
- 7:09[SPEAKER_04]: And they went to 33 and a third.
- 7:10[SPEAKER_04]: They had weird numbers.
- 7:11[SPEAKER_04]: I think they had third.
- 7:11[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 7:12[SPEAKER_04]: But I love the way the second one happens because like, him and Leslie's character, like his wife, they're like, not together.
- 7:18[SPEAKER_04]: Because everywhere I go, I see something to remind me of her.
- 7:24[SPEAKER_04]: That's not the movie stars.
- 7:25[SPEAKER_04]: And it's two perfect silos.
- 7:30[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I remember man you've never seen an anthem unless it was done by Enrico Palazzo I'm Rinko Palazzo I'm so And Rinko Palazzo It's a queen I think if I go into a bar It's obviously Hey cheers to Rinko Palazzo we're immediately best friends I don't care what you're doing 100% I mean you know who in Rinko Palazzo I need to order in a Rinko Palazzo shirt I'm going on Amazon right now
- 7:59[SPEAKER_04]: like who the hell's the recouple also.
- 8:02[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you should not can't be friends.
- 8:03[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this is one of why it is hot skews towards the the home.
- 8:08[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 8:09[SPEAKER_01]: If you're in the home, we're right up here, Ali.
- 8:12[SPEAKER_01]: Don't worry where you are.
- 8:14[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
- 8:15[SPEAKER_01]: Well, do you guys get overrun in South Florida by cyclists?
- 8:19[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I'm like Saturday or Sunday morning.
- 8:21[SPEAKER_01]: We have problems with it here too.
- 8:23[SPEAKER_01]: It's bad.
- 8:23[SPEAKER_01]: I found a dude online the other day who had just a rant and a half on cyclists and I want to play for it.
- 8:30[SPEAKER_01]: It's great.
- 8:31[SPEAKER_00]: I cannot stand these f***ing bicyclists when I'm doing 30 in a 50 because I'm stuck behind 8 grown men dressed like f***ing radioactive highlighters.
- 8:42[SPEAKER_00]: I start to develop opinions why the f***er you guys riding 3 deep down the road like there's no they're not handing out gold medals at the end of this f***er
- 8:50[SPEAKER_00]: called the sack, Kyle.
- 8:52[SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile, traffic is backed up.
- 8:53[SPEAKER_00]: Three f***s, zip codes, because Chad and his toward a midlife crisis thinks the f***ing road belongs to him and Team Spandex Thunder.
- 9:01[SPEAKER_00]: And then when you go to pass them, they throw their hands up like you're the f***ing villain, like you just violated the Geneva Convention.
- 9:08[SPEAKER_00]: One bicycle is sure, I can handle that, but eight of them?
- 9:12[SPEAKER_00]: That's a tactical formation.
- 9:13[SPEAKER_00]: That's a f*** an infantry unit.
- 9:14[SPEAKER_00]: And they roll up on you, sounding like a f*** flock of asthmatic geese.
- 9:18[SPEAKER_00]: Meanwhile, you just spend $10,000 to be the world's most expensive inconvenience.
- 9:24[SPEAKER_01]: It's about perfect for me.
- 9:25[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, I'm a goose.
- 9:27[SPEAKER_04]: A goose always sounds asthmatic, doesn't
- 9:41[SPEAKER_03]: on a Saturday or Sunday morning, you trying to navigate state every day before, and you're going to be dealing with like a pack of like 52 a hundred bicycle lists.
- 9:52[SPEAKER_03]: It's free.
- 9:52[SPEAKER_04]: I just want to maybe take over the road too many I want to read the window and slap them in their ass of those tight shorts.
- 10:01[SPEAKER_03]: Why do they have a man?
- 10:03[SPEAKER_03]: Why do you have to be dressed up like you're Greg LeMont or Lance Armstrong?
- 10:06[SPEAKER_03]: Why do you have to swear I don't get you're not doing you're not going 60 miles an hour.
- 10:11[SPEAKER_03]: You can't do this.
- 10:12[SPEAKER_03]: You just wear cardboard shorts.
- 10:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 10:14[SPEAKER_04]: Let's think, yeah, you know what, you're absolutely right.
- 10:16[SPEAKER_04]: Let's, let's think of equivalencies, right, when you work out, you don't look like Mr. America, Mr. Olympia in like tight, like little bikini, British, right?
- 10:26[SPEAKER_04]: You don't work out that way.
- 10:27[SPEAKER_04]: You work out in different clothes.
- 10:28[SPEAKER_04]: So you, you don't do that.
- 10:30[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, you guys don't work out.
- 10:31[SPEAKER_02]: Why, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
- 10:42[SPEAKER_04]: I like to brag, but yeah, I mean, you got those, yeah, you, yeah, yes, yeah, you're super more than I got the board, I got the board, you got the board, you got the board, yeah, you got the board, yeah, work out the board, no better way to do Scott than the board, yeah, we're like you got to put the whole outfit on like you're doing the tour to France, but you're like doing like the tour, power, like you don't need wind resistance, like you're not like no one cares bro, you don't need to be aerodynamic, what are we doing?
- 11:08[SPEAKER_03]: There's no hills in Florida, you're going straight.
- 11:12[SPEAKER_03]: You're going straight.
- 11:12[SPEAKER_03]: You're going straight.
- 11:14[SPEAKER_04]: You're going straight.
- 11:15[SPEAKER_04]: You're going straight.
- 11:16[SPEAKER_04]: You're going straight.
- 11:17[SPEAKER_04]: It's so stupid.
- 11:17[SPEAKER_04]: It's ridiculous.
- 11:18[SPEAKER_03]: It's ridiculous.
- 11:19[SPEAKER_03]: It's ridiculous.
- 11:19[SPEAKER_04]: It's ridiculous.
- 11:20[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the equivalency for me.
- 11:21[SPEAKER_04]: I always laugh at baseball managers wearing a uniform.
- 11:24[SPEAKER_04]: I think that's stupid too.
- 11:26[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be honest.
- 11:27[SPEAKER_03]: I'll be honest.
- 11:27[SPEAKER_03]: And I understand that I'm a fatty.
- 11:30[SPEAKER_03]: But then you got the fat ones that are wearing the Spandex, too.
- 11:32[SPEAKER_03]: Like brawl.
- 11:33[SPEAKER_03]: Like.
- 11:34[SPEAKER_03]: I mean really really like I got an I mean come on bro like you don't look.
- 11:39[SPEAKER_03]: That's not good.
- 11:39[SPEAKER_04]: That's not for you.
- 11:40[SPEAKER_04]: Not your lane.
- 11:41[SPEAKER_04]: They got this little clicky clicky like a shoes.
- 11:44[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there's a little like click.
- 11:45[SPEAKER_04]: Click.
- 11:45[SPEAKER_04]: Click.
- 11:46[SPEAKER_04]: Click.
- 11:46[SPEAKER_04]: Click.
- 11:46[SPEAKER_04]: Because I got to click it.
- 11:47[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
- 11:47[SPEAKER_03]: They got to click in with us just ridiculous.
- 11:51[SPEAKER_01]: What I've good news.
- 11:52[SPEAKER_01]: I just love his rant.
- 11:55[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to ask you.
- 11:56[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you already answered.
- 11:57[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to ask you something that you know,
- 12:02[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I feel like we've all got the whole the whole culture.
- 12:06[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 12:06[SPEAKER_01]: So let me give you this one.
- 12:08[SPEAKER_01]: There's a study out right now that in the Canadian Journal of Public Health that Millennials and Gen Z parents are starting to spank their kids again.
- 12:20[SPEAKER_01]: that this is coming back around now and it's not this whole soft snowflake every kid deserves a timeout chair in a cookie.
- 12:27[SPEAKER_01]: It's just, no, we're, we're, we're spanked our kids and generally the, the, they go generally, we don't, we don't recommend paternal discipline.
- 12:37[SPEAKER_01]: When it may result in compliance at the moment, it sets bigger problems down the road.
- 12:41[SPEAKER_01]: These are what millennials thought for a long time and now everybody's come back around to spank on their kids.
- 12:45[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, that they they they they they're looking at a whole generation of 18 to 21 year olds that are like are you freaking kidding me.
- 12:50[SPEAKER_03]: You need to start beating your children again.
- 12:52[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
- 12:54[SPEAKER_03]: I got I got I guess man do we all go up right.
- 12:57[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, come on, bro.
- 12:58[SPEAKER_01]: We come for the generation.
- 12:59[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I took a couple of them.
- 13:02[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so I remember vividly and I deserved them too.
- 13:05[SPEAKER_03]: It's not like I got them for no reason.
- 13:07[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I have great parents.
- 13:09[SPEAKER_03]: But
- 13:10[SPEAKER_03]: If I, if I, if I should coup to read, I got disciplined bro.
- 13:13[SPEAKER_03]: Look, that way.
- 13:15[SPEAKER_03]: No problem.
- 13:16[SPEAKER_03]: Disciplining me.
- 13:17[SPEAKER_03]: You never did it again.
- 13:18[SPEAKER_03]: Never did it again.
- 13:19[SPEAKER_03]: If you got, I mean, if you caught a weapon like a weapon.
- 13:22[SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
- 13:22[SPEAKER_03]: You would like the belt off whatever they're doing.
- 13:25[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, whatever it was you were done.
- 13:28[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 13:28[SPEAKER_03]: That one took was one smack.
- 13:31[SPEAKER_03]: That one, he, it's not like he hit you till you're bled or anything.
- 13:34[SPEAKER_03]: It's not like, uh, Adrian Peterson.
- 13:36[SPEAKER_02]: Jesus.
- 13:39[SPEAKER_01]: with a switch.
- 13:41[SPEAKER_01]: Go cut me a switch.
- 13:42[SPEAKER_01]: We don't come from those days.
- 13:43[SPEAKER_01]: No, those we did not.
- 13:46[SPEAKER_04]: Listen, I raised two kids.
- 13:48[SPEAKER_04]: I will always say this.
- 13:48[SPEAKER_04]: You never say my kid or my dog will never do that.
- 13:54[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
- 13:54[SPEAKER_04]: I've I've adopted that and I believe in that because all my dog never bites someone.
- 13:59[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why it bites you.
- 14:00[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like it's my fault.
- 14:01[SPEAKER_04]: Right.
- 14:01[SPEAKER_04]: Well, you're dog that never bites somebody just bit me for someone reason.
- 14:05[SPEAKER_04]: And I'll never say my kids.
- 14:06[SPEAKER_04]: I'll say like, you know, it doesn't sound like my kid.
- 14:09[SPEAKER_04]: I'll talk to you.
- 14:09[SPEAKER_04]: I'll get back to you.
- 14:10[SPEAKER_04]: You know, if I heard certain things, but I will say this.
- 14:13[SPEAKER_04]: I have one that's about to be 15 this weekend.
- 14:15[SPEAKER_04]: My one's going to be 17.
- 14:17[SPEAKER_04]: I have a couple good kids.
- 14:18[SPEAKER_04]: I do.
- 14:19[SPEAKER_04]: They're great kids.
- 14:21[SPEAKER_04]: They are really great human beings.
- 14:24[SPEAKER_04]: My wife and I have done a really good job with them.
- 14:27[SPEAKER_04]: But I will say and I never really had to put my hands on them and they can't even remember in their life.
- 14:33[SPEAKER_04]: But I did, you know, you bit your sister and I'm not about that life.
- 14:37[SPEAKER_04]: So a little pop on the ass.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_04]: I did it.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_04]: My daughter tried to push me one time when she was little and I lit her ass up all the way up the stairs to which she never did it again.
- 14:48[SPEAKER_04]: They're scared of me, and you know what the trade off there is?
- 14:52[SPEAKER_04]: I'm okay with that.
- 14:53[SPEAKER_04]: Think less okay with that, because you know what's the trade?
- 14:55[SPEAKER_04]: Because life, sometimes yeah, like, I, it's better to be feared, respect, I'm, I'm, I want to be loved.
- 15:00[SPEAKER_04]: I'm there, father, of course, but I have to realize sometimes I gotta play that role.
- 15:06[SPEAKER_04]: I gotta be that disciplinary, it's okay that you're scared of me because I gotta give you the rules of the road because if you go outside the road, that's when you end up in bad problems.
- 15:15[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm not trying to,
- 15:16[SPEAKER_04]: See you in a bad situation.
- 15:18[SPEAKER_04]: This is why we need to do it so good on you Millennials figured out what we always knew
- 15:23[SPEAKER_03]: Listen, you guys all got kids.
- 15:25[SPEAKER_03]: We don't.
- 15:26[SPEAKER_03]: And one of the things that we have, so as one of the things that we notice is, we have friends that have kids where they are their kids best friend.
- 15:33[SPEAKER_03]: And we have friends where they are their parents.
- 15:37[SPEAKER_03]: And there is a huge difference in those children and how they have become adults and what sort of adults they are.
- 15:46[SPEAKER_03]: And yeah, they don't need you to be their friend.
- 15:50[SPEAKER_03]: Truly not their best friend.
- 15:53[SPEAKER_04]: They're friends, but you got to have that line on me.
- 15:54[SPEAKER_03]: But there has to be, you have to be the parent, man.
- 15:57[SPEAKER_03]: You have to, someone has to lay down the law of what's right and wrong and have consequences.
- 16:05[SPEAKER_03]: So what's the reason?
- 16:06[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm sorry.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_01]: Go ahead.
- 16:08[SPEAKER_04]: No, I was going to ask you a question.
- 16:09[SPEAKER_04]: I want to tell your story.
- 16:10[SPEAKER_04]: I think this question might fall in line with it.
- 16:13[SPEAKER_04]: So I'm curious.
- 16:14[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to say, what's the worst woken you ever call from your parents?
- 16:17[SPEAKER_04]: What'd you do?
- 16:18[SPEAKER_04]: I remember I would come home with stacks of paperwork, with test grades, but I was smart enough to take the bad ones out and then my dad would see that I pulled like the test grades out of it.
- 16:29[SPEAKER_04]: So it looks like I'm just making hundreds.
- 16:31[SPEAKER_04]: Meanwhile, I pulled out the 40 and the 30, but I wasn't smart enough to realize like that little notch behind the staple, which stole there, right?
- 16:39[SPEAKER_04]: So he called wind of it and realized, oh, I'm ripping out the bed at test grade.
- 16:43[SPEAKER_04]: So he's like, hey, look,
- 16:44[SPEAKER_04]: I know you're ripping out the test grace.
- 16:46[SPEAKER_04]: Did you do do any more?
- 16:47[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 16:48[SPEAKER_04]: No, you're going to like, no, you swear that you didn't do it.
- 16:53[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's the only one.
- 16:55[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, he shows like two more.
- 16:56[SPEAKER_04]: All that guy beat me up the stairs.
- 16:58[SPEAKER_04]: They beat me down the stairs.
- 17:00[SPEAKER_04]: And because I lied straight to his face and I will tell you that.
- 17:03[SPEAKER_04]: I was always scared of my dad and I didn't lie to him again.
- 17:06[SPEAKER_04]: I was like, oh boy.
- 17:09[SPEAKER_03]: I think I mentioned it before, but yeah, there was a point when I was a kid where for whatever reason for about for like 72 hours or so, I started playing with some matches and woof.
- 17:23[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that came home or whatever and smelled that, you know, there was someone that looked some matches with everything.
- 17:28[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it was woof.
- 17:29[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, we don't mean it.
- 17:31[SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to fire, bro.
- 17:34[SPEAKER_04]: you look back on it.
- 17:35[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, what you look back on it though, you're appreciative of it, right?
- 17:39[SPEAKER_04]: Because if you have that sensitivity to it, you're not going to do it, but like, yeah, man, you're dead kept you from my going potential.
- 17:44[SPEAKER_04]: You've burned down the house.
- 17:45[SPEAKER_04]: So you've heard that?
- 17:46[SPEAKER_04]: I was pretty impressed.
- 17:46[SPEAKER_03]: I thought I was pretty responsible.
- 17:49[SPEAKER_03]: Look, I was lighting a climax on fire, but I was doing it in the porcelain toilet bowl.
- 17:54[SPEAKER_03]: So I thought that was a pretty good, like, you know, controlled.
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- 18:27[SPEAKER_01]: She lit me, and I don't think I ever cursed my mom ever.
- 18:33[SPEAKER_01]: She beat me, senseless.
- 18:37[SPEAKER_01]: I would think.
- 18:38[SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
- 18:38[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, there's, you know what?
- 18:39[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, stop, please, oh God.
- 18:43[SPEAKER_04]: I've never had to say it to my son because he did something to my son, but you know what always, but I have said it that I would do this to him.
- 18:51[SPEAKER_04]: So you understand, as I'm like, hey, you got to remember something.
- 18:54[SPEAKER_04]: I know she's your mom and you could talk to her that way.
- 18:56[SPEAKER_04]: But remember, that's my wife.
- 19:00[SPEAKER_04]: And do you think I would let another man talk to her that way?
- 19:02[SPEAKER_04]: That was a new.
- 19:03[SPEAKER_01]: I've said this to her.
- 19:04[SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
- 19:05[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 19:05[SPEAKER_04]: I've said that.
- 19:08[SPEAKER_04]: I would gouge out a man's eyeballs for calling my wife a bitch, but alone my son, though, you know.
- 19:15[SPEAKER_04]: So, yeah.
- 19:17[SPEAKER_01]: And my stepdad was trying to jump in and get a lick and my mom was like, no, I got it.
- 19:23[SPEAKER_01]: I'm got it.
- 19:25[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, mama.
- 19:26[SPEAKER_02]: That's it.
- 19:27[SPEAKER_02]: He just said that with this stuff.
- 19:28[SPEAKER_02]: That was just like God.
- 19:30[SPEAKER_04]: The videos.
- 19:30[SPEAKER_04]: This is like, yeah.
- 19:31[SPEAKER_04]: I can't even teach you.
- 19:33[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 19:34[SPEAKER_02]: That's not looking at what's going on with this country.
- 19:37[SPEAKER_02]: It's your fault.
- 19:38[SPEAKER_01]: Well, learn the hard way.
- 19:39[SPEAKER_01]: Damn it.
- 19:40[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
- 19:40[SPEAKER_01]: Last thing.
- 19:41[SPEAKER_01]: And then we'll get to five questions.
- 19:42[SPEAKER_01]: My favorite story of the week.
- 19:44[SPEAKER_01]: Texas hit the group chat.
- 19:46[SPEAKER_01]: Florida, man.
- 19:48[SPEAKER_01]: named Randy McCall 46 year old Florida man named Randy McCall banned for life from the golden corral for refusing to leave because all you can eat was taken on his quote a personal challenge he refused to leave a golden corral he was there for nine hours.
- 20:12[SPEAKER_01]: uh... the situation reportedly escalated managers announced closing time and recall spotted with asking if that was closing for everyone or quote just the quidters
- 20:26[SPEAKER_01]: According to witnesses, McCall argued that all you can eat buffet should remain open until customers physically admit defeat.
- 20:34[SPEAKER_01]: As officers led him from the restaurant, you reportedly look back at the buffet and said, nine hours isn't over-eating.
- 20:42[SPEAKER_01]: It's commitment.
- 20:44[SPEAKER_01]: That's like a band from the Golden Girl.
- 20:48[SPEAKER_01]: Right now.
- 20:48[SPEAKER_03]: But if you do this as social,
- 20:51[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see anything on the live stream.
- 20:54[SPEAKER_01]: I've seen the story of a bunch of places.
- 20:56[SPEAKER_01]: His mug shots great.
- 20:57[SPEAKER_01]: It was in the group chat, uh, big old boy.
- 21:01[SPEAKER_01]: He looked like he should be with folks for Golden Crow.
- 21:03[SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever been to Golden Crow?
- 21:05[SPEAKER_01]: He is the Golden Crow.
- 21:06[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe once, maybe once.
- 21:06[SPEAKER_04]: I've never been a long time ago.
- 21:07[SPEAKER_04]: What was the face?
- 21:08[SPEAKER_04]: What was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was
- 21:20[SPEAKER_04]: Fried chicken and mashed potatoes.
- 21:22[SPEAKER_04]: I know sure.
- 21:23[SPEAKER_04]: Some like green salad greens beats.
- 21:26[SPEAKER_04]: Yes,
- 21:30[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 21:31[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 21:31[SPEAKER_01]: That.
- 21:32[SPEAKER_01]: Let's see.
- 21:33[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we're looking it up.
- 21:34[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man.
- 21:35[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Kelly's like a million things on the golden ground menu.
- 21:39[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, let me see here.
- 21:41[SPEAKER_01]: We've got breakfast buffet items, egglet and arms omelette station.
- 21:44[SPEAKER_01]: They've the classic scrambled eggs bake and sausage links biscuits with gravy pancakes fresh toast fruit cobbler the lunch buffet menu.
- 21:53[SPEAKER_01]: co-carved bone and turkey signature sirloin stakes pot roast bourbon street chicken fried chicken meatloaf fish fried or baked midday spicy south west sausage backyard grilled cheeseburgers mashed potatoes macadges lots of stuff didn't remind you has different is different yeah but they changed the buffet throughout the day uh glazed ham slow roast beef turkey shrimp
- 22:21[SPEAKER_03]: If they're going to rotate, if they're going to change the buffet throughout the day, then I think if you want, you should be able to go during the morning, and if you can go the entire day, you should be able to go through the entire day.
- 22:30[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's all you can eat.
- 22:32[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 22:33[SPEAKER_01]: The salad dessert bar, open all day.
- 22:36[SPEAKER_04]: I did all this.
- 22:37[SPEAKER_01]: That could note that.
- 22:39[SPEAKER_04]: I think you I think of that community you'll be here for how are you go hold your amount of money Yeah, you go now Wow But this guy was here you hear it now Yeah, you You hear it now That doesn't even sound right for hours
- 22:56[SPEAKER_04]: That was yeah, that was a fat dude that was there for four hours.
- 22:59[SPEAKER_04]: You doubled them and then added an hour for a bone and kicked you out for each too much feed me and keep feeding me.
- 23:07[SPEAKER_01]: It still tell me that pretty feed me and quitting is for quit is this closing for quitters I'm doing a social campaign around this guy.
- 23:19[SPEAKER_03]: I'm not banning him.
- 23:21[SPEAKER_03]: I'm embracing him.
- 23:23[SPEAKER_03]: You know, listen, I'll send them to different goals.
- 23:25[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, go see against them.
- 23:26[SPEAKER_01]: That's bad for the bottom line, though, man.
- 23:28[SPEAKER_01]: Golden crowd does not want you to come in there and eat them out of house at home.
- 23:31[SPEAKER_01]: They want you to come in.
- 23:32[SPEAKER_01]: You wrote a little on everything and bounce, you know?
- 23:33[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 23:33[SPEAKER_01]: But, you know, you're going to blow up the bottom line.
- 23:35[SPEAKER_01]: People aren't going to go there for nine hours.
- 23:37[SPEAKER_03]: He's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he
- 23:44[SPEAKER_04]: I just appreciate where Jenner went on this one because you could do a bigger 180 degrees and cyclists, the tights, and extra got to it.
- 23:51[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- 24:03[SPEAKER_04]: for not hours and you don't have to guide you for nine hours on a bike.
- 24:07[SPEAKER_04]: It's just not happening.
- 24:08[SPEAKER_04]: He's not a peloton guy.
- 24:09[SPEAKER_04]: I'm just staying.
- 24:10[SPEAKER_04]: No.
- 24:10[SPEAKER_03]: What I can assure you is that 46 year old Randy McCall was not spanked as a child.
- 24:15[SPEAKER_03]: No, the gold and coral folks are learning that first day.
- 24:20[SPEAKER_03]: He was not bad.
- 24:21[SPEAKER_04]: As a guy.
- 24:21[SPEAKER_04]: I'll give you ice cream if you do what I tell you to do.
- 24:24[SPEAKER_04]: I'll give you more cheeseburgers.
- 24:27[SPEAKER_04]: This for everyone.
- 24:27[SPEAKER_04]: I did my chores and got mashed potatoes.
- 24:29[SPEAKER_01]: I was proud of him.
- 24:33[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 24:33[SPEAKER_04]: She's probably proud of him.
- 24:35[SPEAKER_04]: She's like, I'm so proud of you son.
- 24:36[SPEAKER_04]: You didn't quit.
- 24:37[SPEAKER_03]: I love the way you didn't quit.
- 24:39[SPEAKER_03]: You took it, right?
- 24:40[SPEAKER_04]: It's just you're so committed.
- 24:42[SPEAKER_04]: You're so committed.
- 24:43[SPEAKER_04]: What you do that part that that movie seven when they made that guy eat until he died.
- 24:48[SPEAKER_04]: Glutton.
- 24:48[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
- 24:49[SPEAKER_04]: Don't bring up that.
- 24:50[SPEAKER_04]: That was for fuck.
- 24:51[SPEAKER_02]: What's in the fire?
- 24:52[SPEAKER_04]: It's going to explode.
- 24:54[SPEAKER_04]: It's stupid.
- 25:03[SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna stick my balls back.
- 25:05[SPEAKER_04]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- 25:33[SPEAKER_03]: I think pretty much every.
- 25:35[SPEAKER_03]: I was going the opposite way from you.
- 25:37[SPEAKER_03]: You're going for it.
- 25:38[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, I think just about every guy at some point, push their hand down their pants and then smells it.
- 25:44[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah.
- 25:44[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 25:44[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 25:45[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 25:46[SPEAKER_03]: He got busted.
- 25:48[SPEAKER_04]: He's like this.
- 25:49[SPEAKER_04]: It's just like, he taught by 10 seconds later, that can't be that.
- 25:55[SPEAKER_04]: He was like, oh, he's, yeah, it's gaming, it's gaming, oh, and so that's who it is.
- 26:03[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was going to say smell your Sticky S sneakers, same thing.
- 26:09[SPEAKER_01]: You can't help every now and then, but just give them a whiff to be like, oh, that's terrible.
- 26:13[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, what is in our DNA that once you say, oh, man, this smells bad.
- 26:17[SPEAKER_04]: All right, let me smell it too.
- 26:18[SPEAKER_04]: Like, no, why don't we just, why don't we just pass on it, but we don't.
- 26:22[SPEAKER_04]: That's good.
- 26:23[SPEAKER_03]: Well, what in your mind is a top notch quality smelled far further.
- 26:30[SPEAKER_03]: What are you looking for?
- 26:31[SPEAKER_04]: Ooh, the one that always has that egg quality.
- 26:34[SPEAKER_03]: You always said right in the methane.
- 26:37[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the rotten eggs one is just, what the hell did I eat?
- 26:41[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the one that makes the eggs are your daily menu.
- 26:44[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're like, yeah, you're like, what's your nine hours at a cold style?
- 26:49[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sir, it was the one that when you were friends and be like, bro, what crawled up your?
- 26:55[SPEAKER_03]: Secretary and died.
- 26:56[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 26:57[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 26:59[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 27:00[SPEAKER_04]: Question number two is there's something your job trained you to notice and you haven't stopped noticing it since.
- 27:10[SPEAKER_04]: So for me since down here South Florida firefighters they teach you how to do IVs.
- 27:16[SPEAKER_04]: I will tell you once you learn to look for people's veins.
- 27:20[SPEAKER_04]: I will casually have a conversation.
- 27:21[SPEAKER_04]: It's for somebody.
- 27:22[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like I'd hit that
- 27:25[SPEAKER_04]: But I'm not that I didn't hit that in any way.
- 27:28[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
- 27:29[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
- 27:30[SPEAKER_04]: Oh my god.
- 27:30[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like vampires.
- 27:32[SPEAKER_04]: You literally from the second you start teaching it and learning to do.
- 27:36[SPEAKER_04]: I am literally looking at people's veins.
- 27:38[SPEAKER_04]: I can't stop noticing them.
- 27:39[SPEAKER_03]: He's going to tap them all.
- 27:41[SPEAKER_03]: Like dupe, dupe.
- 27:43[SPEAKER_03]: Spitting on all those hands.
- 27:45[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're going to go off the ramp.
- 27:46[SPEAKER_04]: All right.
- 27:47[SPEAKER_03]: He was a drain everybody.
- 27:49[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 27:50[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 27:51[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, man.
- 27:51[SPEAKER_04]: Tom Brady.
- 27:53[SPEAKER_04]: What did you guys learn?
- 27:54[SPEAKER_01]: Well, mine, well, from all the years I worked in radio, I've worked on so many shows that you fake calls and fake, but that everything I hear now, I'm like fake.
- 28:04[SPEAKER_01]: Everything's fake.
- 28:04[SPEAKER_01]: You can tell immediately, it would something's fake anytime you hear it on the right on TV.
- 28:08[SPEAKER_01]: They were like, we're going to a special guest, I'm like, this is all fake.
- 28:13[SPEAKER_01]: you can sniff it now.
- 28:14[SPEAKER_01]: My lord, she does so many of them.
- 28:15[SPEAKER_04]: Like, like, yeah, that's good.
- 28:17[SPEAKER_03]: I don't believe I'll I'll go along with Jerry's in the radio thing.
- 28:20[SPEAKER_03]: But for me, it was different for me, a radio made hearing silence terrifying.
- 28:30[SPEAKER_03]: Because it was associated with dead air.
- 28:32[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know sometimes I will ask a question on this show that we're thinking about an answer and the deadness of silence in there.
- 28:39[SPEAKER_01]: It like crawls up my back.
- 28:42[SPEAKER_01]: When I'm editing the show, I see a gap of silence of my first things like get it out.
- 28:48[SPEAKER_03]: Get out, get out, get out.
- 28:49[SPEAKER_01]: It's good to know that's crazy.
- 28:51[SPEAKER_03]: Absolutely, like you're listening to the monitor and all of a sudden their silence, just the absolute.
- 28:56[SPEAKER_01]: terrifying fear that comes across like oh god what happened here's the one that when I first started I'm going to hide my things you are so right because this would happen to me I would have this dream when I first started in radio that the song ends and then nothing happens that would it would wake me up because it was not going to dead air and you've heard so many times on the radio where the song will end and then there's just silence
- 29:23[SPEAKER_03]: So as DJ is back, and this is, so this is like the 90s in Zeta.
- 29:28[SPEAKER_03]: So we've been playing CDs and you play like a CD and you have like, you know, four and a half minutes.
- 29:34[SPEAKER_03]: Also you'd run out to have a cigarette and then so all DJs could like power smoke.
- 29:39[SPEAKER_03]: We called a power smoke where you could finish and tie a cigarette like in two and a half minutes.
- 29:44[SPEAKER_03]: And then the whole time you were just praying that when you walked back into that studio, you weren't going to walk into the CD skipping.
- 29:51[SPEAKER_03]: You're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're alive
- 30:17[SPEAKER_04]: Question number three, who's the person the whole world loves, but you don't?
- 30:22[SPEAKER_04]: That's how I could be the whole nation, right now.
- 30:33[SPEAKER_04]: Sorry, this is a love that you don't really.
- 30:35[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yes, right.
- 30:36[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why I can't stand any of the royal family.
- 30:44[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why I never have like, I just, yeah, no, I know why I know why Because we threw tea in the quarter what time we're like, it's true.
- 30:56[SPEAKER_04]: You Turn around.
- 30:58[SPEAKER_04]: We don't enough to do with you
- 31:01[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you're red coats.
- 31:02[SPEAKER_04]: You're annoying.
- 31:03[SPEAKER_04]: We don't want nothing to do with your red eyes.
- 31:05[SPEAKER_04]: You're red coats.
- 31:07[SPEAKER_04]: Drops the backs.
- 31:14[SPEAKER_04]: I can't stand the way he talks.
- 31:16[SPEAKER_04]: I hated his show.
- 31:19[SPEAKER_04]: And I know millions of people love this guy, but I can't stand him.
- 31:22[SPEAKER_04]: Jerry Seinfeld.
- 31:24[SPEAKER_04]: You don't like Seinfeld.
- 31:27[SPEAKER_04]: You never like to.
- 31:28[SPEAKER_04]: You never like to sick him.
- 31:30[SPEAKER_04]: Never.
- 31:31[SPEAKER_04]: Never.
- 31:32[SPEAKER_04]: Never.
- 31:32[SPEAKER_04]: Really.
- 31:33[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I'm surprised.
- 31:37[SPEAKER_03]: I throw AIDS on your spit.
- 31:38[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that whole show is cringe.
- 31:41[SPEAKER_01]: It's the show is ripped to cringe.
- 31:42[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 31:43[SPEAKER_04]: But the way he talks to me is nails on a chalkboard, too.
- 31:46[SPEAKER_02]: So I can't get past that.
- 31:48[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't like Jerry.
- 31:50[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, these people.
- 31:54[SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe that, wow, I was I'm in the same vein as you have somebody that people like really love that I just don't care for it's George Clooney.
- 32:03[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
- 32:03[SPEAKER_01]: I think Oceans 11 is fine.
- 32:05[SPEAKER_01]: I think it's the only thing he's been in that I've been like, oh, it was a good movie.
- 32:09[SPEAKER_01]: Said from that he was bad man.
- 32:15[SPEAKER_01]: He was bad man, and I'm like he almost killed that man.
- 32:19[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, he was like the worst work man Who is the worst Batman?
- 32:23[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm just clueling 100% it's not even a competition And a blessed climbing sideways up the building which clearly wasn't sideways better Batman than George
- 32:35[SPEAKER_03]: So what is he done?
- 32:36[SPEAKER_03]: Like, what's his claim to fame there for being such a huge star?
- 32:39[SPEAKER_03]: Has he had a huge hit movie that was like, oh my gosh, it's got to be the ocean's movies, right?
- 32:45[SPEAKER_03]: Really?
- 32:45[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but like a simple thing.
- 32:48[SPEAKER_01]: What was up in the air?
- 32:50[SPEAKER_01]: You guys are she up in the air?
- 32:51[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently he was a boss and he flew everywhere to fight that.
- 32:54[SPEAKER_01]: That was like a very well critically acclaimed.
- 32:57[SPEAKER_03]: But it wasn't like a blockbuster like no.
- 33:00[SPEAKER_03]: I know why people like Harrison Ford like what movies like what I don't like oceans was an ensemble thing Yeah, it's just like Brad.
- 33:09[SPEAKER_01]: It is it is him and okay, well, he was on ER for 15 years Again though that was an ensemble like he wasn't like this.
- 33:15[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, he wasn't yes Okay, the band like we're talking at okay Okay, looks is it the looks Yeah, but here's the okay, I missed this one from dust filled on
- 33:26[SPEAKER_01]: Good.
- 33:27[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 33:27[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 33:28[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 33:28[SPEAKER_02]: That's not that that was.
- 33:30[SPEAKER_02]: That was.
- 33:31[SPEAKER_01]: That was.
- 33:33[SPEAKER_01]: That was so my high.
- 33:34[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 33:35[SPEAKER_02]: And then for more of a loop.
- 33:37[SPEAKER_04]: Again, another one ever saw when you went.
- 33:40[SPEAKER_04]: If you've heard the term six to midnight, I get that.
- 33:43[SPEAKER_04]: We all've heard the term from six to midnight.
- 33:46[SPEAKER_04]: I went fast from six to midnight.
- 33:47[SPEAKER_04]: Have you ever had a movie when you watched Oh, Dustile Dawn and then the summer hike and everybody knows what I'm talking about?
- 33:52[SPEAKER_04]: Were you went from midnight to six?
- 33:55[SPEAKER_04]: Was there any, like, I'm like, wow, look at this.
- 33:57[SPEAKER_04]: And next year, you know, she turns around.
- 33:59[SPEAKER_04]: She has a vampire face.
- 34:00[SPEAKER_04]: She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
- 34:09[SPEAKER_04]: A switch that Adrian Peterson uses, right?
- 34:13[SPEAKER_03]: No, that was pretty bad.
- 34:14[SPEAKER_03]: I just want to like, you know, yeah, Leo has his Titanic.
- 34:17[SPEAKER_03]: Like, I just don't know what George is in.
- 34:18[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she's 11.
- 34:19[SPEAKER_03]: I guess it is.
- 34:20[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, yeah.
- 34:22[SPEAKER_01]: And but again, that was because of the cast, right?
- 34:24[SPEAKER_01]: You've mungus on some podcast.
- 34:27[SPEAKER_03]: and burning back and she'll just Brad Pitt just come on.
- 34:31[SPEAKER_03]: Don't even look ridiculous.
- 34:32[SPEAKER_03]: Go to school.
- 34:33[SPEAKER_03]: Let me just everybody.
- 34:35[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she won't get starts.
- 34:37[SPEAKER_01]: Julia Roberts.
- 34:38[SPEAKER_01]: Julia Roberts.
- 34:39[SPEAKER_01]: And he Garcia.
- 34:40[SPEAKER_01]: And Garcia.
- 34:41[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but Gina later.
- 34:42[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 34:43[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 34:45[SPEAKER_04]: All right, we're off camera.
- 34:46[SPEAKER_04]: All right, question number four.
- 34:49[SPEAKER_04]: What is a bro code rule that women simply don't know exists?
- 34:56[SPEAKER_04]: that they don't know it's not one that's commonly known to them.
- 35:04[SPEAKER_04]: I think we, I think we can settle on an agree that, you know, the broke code is not like it's my girl if my if I dated her.
- 35:12[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, then you have to ask you got to get clearance.
- 35:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, I get clearance and that's that's that's just what we do.
- 35:19[SPEAKER_04]: So that's what I don't think they realized that the broke code means that every time I'm with my bros, we're going to talk
- 35:32[SPEAKER_04]: We don't have we we're just got it's just gonna come out like we're fantasy football guys.
- 35:36[SPEAKER_04]: We're gonna talk about fantasy football.
- 35:37[SPEAKER_04]: That's part.
- 35:39[SPEAKER_04]: We do too.
- 35:40[SPEAKER_03]: What are you?
- 35:42[SPEAKER_01]: If one of your bros ever calls you.
- 35:46[SPEAKER_01]: It starts recounting a situation that is clearly not anything that has happened.
- 35:52[SPEAKER_01]: But is looking for your confirmation on said situation.
- 35:55[SPEAKER_01]: You just roll along with it because there's a reason.
- 35:57[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, there's a reason.
- 35:59[SPEAKER_01]: See you never last week when we went to that movie and we were talking.
- 36:03[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, of course Remember that because there's probably another voice on the other little line going Is that where you were fraught it?
- 36:10[SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so I work in a firehouse, right?
- 36:15[SPEAKER_04]: And I can't tell you the times where I've had like a random, like, misses or fiance or the other misses, if you know what I'm getting, like, to show up to the station and it is a bad, bad situation, right?
- 36:30[SPEAKER_04]: So I've told my guys, I'm like, listen, guys.
- 36:33[SPEAKER_04]: We got to hot a little bit.
- 36:34[SPEAKER_04]: We got to get close to this when you got to hear me out.
- 36:36[SPEAKER_04]: If there's ever a girl that comes to the station with that look and you know what that look is, right?
- 36:42[SPEAKER_04]: We're all men.
- 36:42[SPEAKER_04]: We know what that look is.
- 36:44[SPEAKER_04]: She's here for some skulls.
- 36:46[SPEAKER_04]: You come, you get my attention, you call me on the phone and you're like, hey, she's looking for so and so.
- 36:52[SPEAKER_04]: And I immediately will say, yeah, he's at work today.
- 36:56[SPEAKER_04]: He's on a special detail in the city of Atlanta.
- 37:02[SPEAKER_04]: Why is it he at work today?
- 37:04[SPEAKER_04]: No, he is.
- 37:06[SPEAKER_04]: I was, he's special to tell you.
- 37:08[SPEAKER_04]: He's special to tell you.
- 37:09[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 37:10[SPEAKER_04]: That's your absolutely right setters.
- 37:12[SPEAKER_04]: We will so cover for our cut.
- 37:14[SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
- 37:15[SPEAKER_01]: And we don't even know why.
- 37:17[SPEAKER_01]: We don't even know why.
- 37:18[SPEAKER_01]: We don't know if it's, if it's if it's good intentions, bad intentions, we don't know, but we'll go.
- 37:22[SPEAKER_01]: We can be dead in the course.
- 37:24[SPEAKER_04]: No, yeah, it's just so fine.
- 37:26[SPEAKER_04]: He's working.
- 37:27[SPEAKER_04]: I'll show you the schedule.
- 37:27[SPEAKER_03]: Let's get in the soda.
- 37:30[SPEAKER_03]: This stuff been a flat.
- 37:31[SPEAKER_04]: So rich.
- 37:32[SPEAKER_04]: Get it, soda.
- 37:34[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's my, it's here.
- 37:35[SPEAKER_04]: Of course, they Lucy at Bucky's.
- 37:40[SPEAKER_04]: We, so, oh, no, you guys have heard a Kelly day, right?
- 37:44[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 37:45[SPEAKER_04]: You've heard of a Kelly day.
- 37:47[SPEAKER_04]: So it happens every, you know, six shift that's to avoid overtime, right?
- 37:52[SPEAKER_04]: Because it's like you work 48 hours a week.
- 37:54[SPEAKER_04]: We're still standardized to national overtime rules.
- 37:57[SPEAKER_03]: So we just do, there was a dude for seven years.
- 38:01[SPEAKER_04]: His wife had no idea.
- 38:03[SPEAKER_04]: He had a Kelly Bay.
- 38:05[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no.
- 38:06[SPEAKER_04]: How was the second family?
- 38:08[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 38:09[SPEAKER_02]: I hasn't known.
- 38:15[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, also knocked about 10 strokes on the golf game too.
- 38:18[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I love them.
- 38:21[SPEAKER_04]: Dude.
- 38:21[SPEAKER_04]: Good dude That's why we never surprised when humans humans boys Lannis Lannis toast what's the bro code what's the bro code that a lot of girls don't know about Okay
- 38:42[SPEAKER_04]: what was a moment you don't have to think on a grand scale might be like a local skill somebody you know individually but what was the moment when you realized man this person is insanely intelligent
- 38:55[SPEAKER_01]: I had a moment like that this week.
- 38:56[SPEAKER_01]: Actually.
- 38:57[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, cool.
- 38:58[SPEAKER_01]: Do you know all this nonsense is going on with data centers where it's like that apparently they take a lot of water to cool the servers down and they're fighting for space to build them and we've talked about Elon Musk on this show before, but he built an AI data center satellite shot it up in the air.
- 39:17[SPEAKER_01]: He went, well, guess what you don't have to fight for space out in space.
- 39:22[SPEAKER_01]: And it doesn't matter how hot it gets because there's no atmosphere in space so he's not running he's now running AI data centers off satellites in space.
- 39:32[SPEAKER_01]: And I was like that might be the damn smartest thing I've ever seen my entire life you just solve the whole data center problem like just we'll put it now to space and we'll be fine.
- 39:44[SPEAKER_04]: I mean, on the local scale, I've known some pretty smart dudes in my line of work, but I, holy cow, when you hear Sean McVay talk, like when you, when you, when you do, I hate Sean McVay and your second season, third week, what was your first play out of half time?
- 40:02[SPEAKER_04]: He'll know.
- 40:04[SPEAKER_04]: Like he has perfect recall, he's just one of those people in the 1980s memory.
- 40:08[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
- 40:09[SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like, how is that even possible?
- 40:12[SPEAKER_04]: How is that even possible?
- 40:14[SPEAKER_04]: I wouldn't even think I would want to be blessed with that gift.
- 40:17[SPEAKER_04]: Because I don't want to remember certain things.
- 40:21[SPEAKER_04]: You can imagine if I was a Sean McFeigh of this podcast, row, an episode, Guata Rosiento, dosi, whatever.
- 40:28[SPEAKER_04]: What did we talk about immediately after break?
- 40:30[SPEAKER_04]: And I'd be able to tell you.
- 40:32[SPEAKER_04]: That's just just no way, I don't even know what I said.
- 40:35[SPEAKER_04]: When I stop when Jenner says to stop, but I don't even know what I said.
- 40:39[SPEAKER_04]: I have no idea until I listen to it back.
- 40:41[SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, I don't even remember saying that.
- 40:44[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, for the most part, as a rule, I really try not to spend a lot of time around really smart people.
- 40:52[SPEAKER_03]: For that reason that I'm just not, I don't want to feel stupid.
- 40:56[SPEAKER_03]: So I really don't, yeah, I couldn't tell you the last time that I was at, wow, you know what you're really smart because I probably wouldn't have been hanging out with you now now I know what you're hanging out with me
- 41:09[SPEAKER_03]: I don't even insult the two of you guys in this year with all of us every week like clock three of you with the smartest people I know and my wife.
- 41:16[SPEAKER_01]: I know God you have said a low bar You said a low bar sir.
- 41:22[SPEAKER_04]: They might have seen these scores for good, but they weren't great.
- 41:25[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're all kidding.
- 41:26[SPEAKER_01]: You'll look like that bar
- 41:28[SPEAKER_01]: It's like a kid that tells you they're homeschooled and you look at their parents and be like, oh, good.
- 41:32[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, this is the extent of what you know.
- 41:34[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
- 41:35[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
- 41:35[SPEAKER_01]: Good or yes.
- 41:38[SPEAKER_04]: And that was my voice.
- 41:40[SPEAKER_01]: Very good.
- 41:41[SPEAKER_01]: What do you name it?
- 41:42[SPEAKER_01]: No, let's see.
- 41:43[SPEAKER_01]: We got the Wembin Yamaha of beers.
- 41:47[SPEAKER_01]: A type two American asmatic geese.
- 41:54[SPEAKER_01]: Just like Adrian Peterson.
- 41:57[SPEAKER_01]: controlled bird in the toilet, pistachio farts.
- 42:05[SPEAKER_01]: I'd hit that.
- 42:10[SPEAKER_01]: Lobster backs, and he's on special assignment.
- 42:21[SPEAKER_02]: I was starting a lot of good ones.
- 42:23[SPEAKER_02]: I love that.
- 42:24[SPEAKER_02]: I'd like to say that.
- 42:25[SPEAKER_01]: I forget half of them.
- 42:26[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
- 42:26[SPEAKER_01]: So we're doing it again.
- 42:27[SPEAKER_01]: Ready?
- 42:28[SPEAKER_02]: The women young.
- 42:30[SPEAKER_02]: That's what you do.
- 42:32[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 42:34[SPEAKER_01]: Really mind the smartest person.
- 42:36[SPEAKER_01]: You know, because I just wrote stuff down.
- 42:38[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 42:38[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
- 42:39[SPEAKER_01]: The women young of beers.
- 42:43[SPEAKER_01]: A type two American I like asmatic geese.
- 42:46[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, that's what I'm pretty good.
- 42:48[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 42:49[SPEAKER_01]: We'll drop just I can't read in Peterson.
- 42:52[SPEAKER_01]: A controlled bird in the toilet is pretty funny.
- 42:56[SPEAKER_01]: Pastagio Farts will drop.
- 42:58[SPEAKER_01]: We'll drop lobster backs.
- 43:01[SPEAKER_01]: I like I hit that I hit that or he's on special assignment.
- 43:06[SPEAKER_03]: I like as mad at geese.
- 43:08[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's what I mean.
- 43:10[SPEAKER_02]: That's stupid.
- 43:11[SPEAKER_02]: That's stupid.
- 43:13[SPEAKER_02]: That is pretty stupid.
- 43:14[SPEAKER_04]: I've become like what the out of all the things you were saying.
- 43:17[SPEAKER_04]: Like I was like, what the hell is an aspect?
- 43:19[SPEAKER_04]: That's not an aspect.
- 43:21[SPEAKER_01]: I don't even wear as mad at you.
- 43:24[SPEAKER_01]: Like my mouth.
- 43:25[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like that's that.
- 43:26[SPEAKER_01]: That's what things sound like.
- 43:33[SPEAKER_01]: Oh goodness, all right, there you go, that is the sweet-savvast sort of bench.
- 43:38[SPEAKER_01]: That's another episode in the books.
- 43:40[SPEAKER_01]: What are you waiting for?
- 43:41[SPEAKER_03]: Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
- 43:43[SPEAKER_03]: Wow.
- 43:45[SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, I guess not.
- 43:47[SPEAKER_02]: The Orange Ball Boys are proudly presented by Paul Bangeroofing, follow us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, pretty much everywhere at Orange Ball Boys,