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There Is A Hair In My Beaver County Boom · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: The ninety six one This Morning Freak Show. What's wrong?
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  Speaker 1: There's a there's hair in my coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, well over in my coffee, dude, not mine, not
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  Speaker 2: mine's long?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no long. I see when you came in and
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  Speaker 1: you started going, oh no, I saw it floating on
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  Speaker 1: the top. I thought, how long that hair is?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, it's a uh long hair right there.
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  Speaker 1: Listen.
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  Speaker 3: The good thing is that hair is so long. You
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  Speaker 3: know where it came from. All right, there's no question
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  Speaker 3: where that hair came from. It came from the top
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  Speaker 3: of the head. It's so long that you know that
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  Speaker 3: there's only one place, oh that that hair could come from.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you came in and something spilled or something
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  Speaker 3: on your side over there, because you were like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I saw at the top.
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  Speaker 3: And then when you owed me the hair, I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: whose hair could that be? Because I thought you found
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  Speaker 3: the hair in the studio. We got a floater in
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  Speaker 3: the coffee pool man, start today. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta drink the coffee. Pretend like it didn't happen
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  Speaker 1: in the coffee or was it?
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  Speaker 4: Not?
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  Speaker 2: All of it though, right, just hanging out. You left
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  Speaker 2: the tail out the back good man, you're good. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, it's not a little hair. It's just really
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  Speaker 3: long hair. But had scary.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. Now you're on the right page.
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  Speaker 3: But you actually dodged a bullet hair by having it
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  Speaker 3: being such a long hair that we know exactly where
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  Speaker 3: it came from.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, little hair, I got a question where it originated?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Either that or we have some very very very hairy
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  Speaker 3: people that are making our coffees in the morning. All right,
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  Speaker 3: we have your chance once again at sold out Noah
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  Speaker 3: content gets this morning seven thirty and nine thirty for that,
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  Speaker 3: and your chance at twenty five hundred dollars this morning
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  Speaker 3: around eight ten.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, it's a Friday. Harry coffee. Hey, Harry coffee notty
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  Speaker 1: six one? Yes, well, Bob.
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  Speaker 3: Even though the result wasn't I guess what we all wanted.
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  Speaker 3: Team USA lost in the World Cup last night three
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  Speaker 3: to two to Turkey. But again, as we said before,
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  Speaker 3: the game didn't really matter. Team the USA is already
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  Speaker 3: going on to the knockout round. Turkey is already eliminated.
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  Speaker 3: But let's catch up with our buddy here. We just
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  Speaker 3: call him World Cup James at this point because he
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  Speaker 3: watches the late games for us like.
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  Speaker 6: You and Bob.
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  Speaker 7: It's James just checking in, finishing watching USA Turkey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely one of the more boring ones since it
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  Speaker 1: didn't really matter at the end of the day.
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  Speaker 8: But nonetheless we were here, back at it again tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Nevertheless, we were here.
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  Speaker 2: I said, I wasn't gonna watch him like all fall asleep. No,
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  Speaker 2: I said, watch the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: You watched the whole how sitting there just watching it?
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  Speaker 1: How much? How much sleep did you get?
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  Speaker 2: I had a normal whatever, a couple hours, Okay, locked in.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you can't get locked into a meaningless World Cup game,
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  Speaker 3: even if it's Team USA.
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  Speaker 1: You watched the whole thing. I was asleep by midnight, dude, whatever, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I got a little World Cup fever. Man, sounds like
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  Speaker 1: sounds like you do?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? And by the way, we know, uh, we know
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  Speaker 1: what's next for Team USA. Now.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be Wednesday, July first. The matches set Team
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  Speaker 3: USA knockout round Bosnia.
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  Speaker 2: Are they we can beat Bosnia? Okay, that's what I
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  Speaker 2: was wanting. Bosnia could beat us too, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Like they're not a football power or anything like that,
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  Speaker 3: but you know, things can happen.
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  Speaker 2: Is this kind of like, uh, is this kind of
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  Speaker 2: like March madness where there's gonna be like upsets like that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Like, oh my gosh, how well? I think even more
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  Speaker 3: so Mark. Usually the best teams will get to the end.
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  Speaker 3: But uh, there is there is potential for upsets because
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  Speaker 3: it's soccer.
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  Speaker 1: It's soccer.
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  Speaker 3: The results are usually like three to one or two
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  Speaker 3: to one, you know, one o or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, you know, right, oh sorry one no.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, but yeah, we know who Team USA is playing.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that scary though. They can beat Bosnia. It
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  Speaker 3: is Wednesday, July first, all the way out at Levi
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  Speaker 3: Stadium in uh In, California. Your chance has sold out
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  Speaker 3: noah Com tickets. This morning, seven thirty and nine thirty.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Bob, we usually don't make it a big deal
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  Speaker 3: our show. But hold on, it's a birthday today.
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  Speaker 10: Good morning, birthday boys, it's county Injuryah. Oh boy, today
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  Speaker 10: I share a birthday with Bob. No, you don't officially
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  Speaker 10: my twenty third trip on the earth. Oh and pish
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  Speaker 10: me a happy birthday today along with no bomb.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, happy birthday, a Jay birthday twins, you're the best.
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  Speaker 3: But nope, no birthday twist. No your birthdays on New
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  Speaker 3: Year's Day. A man, this is not a birthday twin
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  Speaker 3: situation here. Uh, let's get to another talkback message. You're
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  Speaker 3: brought to us by one team media on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, this week we've been talking a lot about
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  Speaker 3: Paul Skins and his wiener. It's got a ten inch
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  Speaker 3: wiener that they're selling at Sheets.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, our counter was to go to get go and
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  Speaker 3: be like, hey, foot long, Mikey and Bob Dog. Right now,
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  Speaker 3: we got two more inches than Skins. Let's own the
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  Speaker 3: summer the summer Glizzi Wars sell it for the same price,
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  Speaker 3: and let's go ahead to hang. Let's start a battle's
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  Speaker 3: get to Julia here, I'm making both.
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  Speaker 11: So I'm catching up on the show this week, and
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  Speaker 11: there's a lot of talk about Paul Skins and his new.
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  Speaker 12: Hot dog Get Sheets, you got it.
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  Speaker 11: Anyhow, I'm driving in Union Town and I just saw
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  Speaker 11: a billboard with him on it, boy, and I'm just
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  Speaker 11: trying to think of how awkward he felt posing with
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  Speaker 11: a ten inch thing in his hand.
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  Speaker 3: All right, listen, all right, hold on though. Could you
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  Speaker 3: imagine you're driving unit you see a billboard with Pirates
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  Speaker 3: pitcher Cy Young Award winner Paul schemes, right, and in
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  Speaker 3: one hand he's sold in a ten inch hot dog.
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  Speaker 3: And then you drive a quarter mile down the road
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  Speaker 3: and there's a sign for get go, and it has
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  Speaker 3: one of my hands, one of Bob's hands, and we said,
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  Speaker 3: this is too much meat for one for one person,
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  Speaker 3: just feed the meat. Yeah, it's it's both of us
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  Speaker 3: all with two hands. We're ready, two more inches than skiings.
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  Speaker 3: We're ready, get go, We're ready to enter these the
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  Speaker 3: weenie war.
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  Speaker 1: What is in the weenie War? We'reporting for Newty, get
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  Speaker 1: going Sweeny Wars. It's me and you get Paul Skis
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Man all right, sold out no com tickets this
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  Speaker 1: morning around seven thirty, nine thirty. It's Mike You Bobkey
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  Speaker 1: Bob Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Hey don't worry man, Uh, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey
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  Speaker 3: the wedding invitations. They're waiting for the very last minute
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  Speaker 3: for ours.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: They don't want us to freak out for like a
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  Speaker 3: week or anything like that. They're waiting the last minute.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
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  Speaker 2: They're just like, remember the radio guys in Pittsburgh. We
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  Speaker 2: got to invite them too to whatever we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's bikey Abob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Also it's
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  Speaker 3: around eight am New Music Friday here on ninety six
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  Speaker 3: to one Kiss Now. Earlier in the week, Bob, we
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  Speaker 3: were talking about fantasy ice cream flavors, ice cream flavors
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  Speaker 3: that don't exist that we want. I said, I want
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  Speaker 3: coffee ice cream with little pieces of donuts in it.
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  Speaker 3: Then I want what was my other one, banana pudding
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  Speaker 3: with vanilla wafers in it, vanilla wafers, and then strawberry
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  Speaker 3: pretzel salad ice cream too from Whitehall.
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  Speaker 13: I'm on the ice Cream Flavors podcast, and you were
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  Speaker 13: saying how you weren't sure if a strawberry pretzel salad
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  Speaker 13: yea ice cream flavor existed.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, now I know it exists now because like
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  Speaker 3: ten local places have said, hey we make that.
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  Speaker 13: Wasn't that the flavor that Aaron Rodgers got when he
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  Speaker 13: went to cool Cone Do you play that Aaron Rodgers
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  Speaker 13: Cool Cones song again while you're at it?
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  Speaker 1: Thanksday, Bob.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not Bob's birthday, Bob's birthdays, New Year's Day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I remember when Aaron Rodgers when we weren't sure if
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  Speaker 3: he was coming back or not, and he went to
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  Speaker 3: cool Cones by North Park.
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  Speaker 1: That was part of the order.
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  Speaker 3: Strawberry pretzell and ice cream was uh it was part
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  Speaker 3: of the order, right it was.
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing that was moves that that took good. Well,
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers didn't get anything that day? Did we really
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  Speaker 2: make it? Aaron Rodgers Cool Cone Songs?
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  Speaker 1: D Cool Cone? Oh dude, this was a banger. Man,
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  Speaker 1: what a summer song?
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  Speaker 5: Is this?
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  Speaker 4: Cool Cones?
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, this is taking me back to a time
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  Speaker 3: like a month and a half ago.
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  Speaker 14: Quick steal listen now were finally Oh man, Mit Q
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  Speaker 14: one is gone up because he was cool cos Co Cones.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's enough.
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  Speaker 3: I just uh wow, we made a real song about
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  Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers going to an ice cream place. All right,
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  Speaker 3: hold on, Let's get to another talkback message here that
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  Speaker 3: has to do with fantasy ice cream flavors. Talkback messages
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  Speaker 3: brought to us by One Team Media.
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  Speaker 6: Bob, It's Courtney. I just wanted to let you guys
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  Speaker 6: know about all of Mikey's flavors. It seems like already exists,
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  Speaker 6: but he was trying to make up for ice cream.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I threw out fantasy flavors off the
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  Speaker 3: top of my head, and they all exist.
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  Speaker 1: You know why I didn't know they exist because I'm
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  Speaker 1: lactose in tolerant. Ice cream makes me poop, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not out here trying all the flavors. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's available. You try to ask me, what
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  Speaker 1: like asking Robin's thirty one flavors?
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  Speaker 15: Is?
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  Speaker 1: I can get you like five peop?
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  Speaker 2: Don't know people did jump on you for that exists?
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  Speaker 1: Se Pretzel salad of the Mont Valley. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but you gotta go to Sharon's on Wednesday, and you
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  Speaker 1: gotta knock three times on the back door.
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  Speaker 6: I've actually had several times. Yeah, a coffee and donuts
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  Speaker 6: exactly how you described it, Jesus. It was at a
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  Speaker 6: local shop in Bethel Park the past few years. I
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  Speaker 6: haven't seen it this year yet though, but I think
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  Speaker 6: it's made by Perry's or Hershey's and it is so
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  Speaker 6: freaking good.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So listen, I didn't know these ice cream
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  Speaker 3: flavors existed. You eat that one you love the Hershey's
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  Speaker 3: all right, it's made by Hershey's. Oh you'll be making
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  Speaker 3: her sheets Hershey squirts there.
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  Speaker 1: He Let me shake your head, let me shake your hand. Boy, good,
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  Speaker 1: good job, good job today on a Friday. Glad you
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  Speaker 1: came out today. Glad you came out today.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we'll get to today in Freak Show History
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  Speaker 3: coming up next. And then sold out Noah Con tickets.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone wants these tickets. Seven thirty and nine thirty this morning.
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  Speaker 1: We got your chance. It's Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 2: Hey Hey, let's go buckos Hey boy a little bit,
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  Speaker 2: let's go buck.
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  Speaker 3: Pirates beat Mariners five to one yesterday afternoon. That ends
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  Speaker 3: the first half of the season. Now it's not the
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  Speaker 3: All Star break, but after eighty one games halfway through
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  Speaker 3: the season, the Pirates have a record of forty one
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  Speaker 3: wins and forty losses.
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  Speaker 2: They're not good above, they're not bad hundreds, they're mid.
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  Speaker 1: They're mid. They're mid baseball team right now midvay.
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  Speaker 3: Hey still got another half of the season, so we'll
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  Speaker 3: see how this goes.
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  Speaker 1: But it's one game above the five hundred mark.
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  Speaker 3: First time the Pirates have had a better than five
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  Speaker 3: hundred record after eighty one games since twenty fifteen. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: all right, like to feel those vibes. Pirates start a
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  Speaker 3: three game series against the Reds tonight. Paul Skins pitching tonight.
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  Speaker 3: It is Skeener Night tonight for the Buckos. All right,
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  Speaker 3: let's get to a talkback message here. It's our friend Opal.
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  Speaker 15: It's Opal.
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  Speaker 16: I had to listen to the podcast for the past
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  Speaker 16: couple of days, so I'm trying to catch up and
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  Speaker 16: with all this Wiener.
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  Speaker 3: Talkt Wiener talk on the show, you know, definitely more
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  Speaker 3: bit of Wiener talk, definitely more this week.
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  Speaker 1: It's Paul Skeene's fault. About our fault.
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  Speaker 15: Last few days.
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  Speaker 16: You didn't you didn't play the best Wiener footage that
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  Speaker 16: we've got. Oh wow, sit in the face with a
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  Speaker 16: flying Wiener. You gotta do that for today in Freak
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  Speaker 16: Show history for Friday. All right, love you have.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Bob's birthday today, Opal, that's New Year's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Are the Are the Pirates shooting those ten inch whammers?
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  Speaker 1: You can't be. There's no chance, I know, she says
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  Speaker 1: their their logo, chan are they switching? Uh?
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  Speaker 17: No?
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  Speaker 2: Chant the doggers out and there is no chance they
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  Speaker 2: shooting those schemy weenies.
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  Speaker 1: Dude cannon.
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  Speaker 3: See, that is a lawsuit waiting to happen. You get
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  Speaker 3: hitting the eye with a ten inch wiener, you could
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  Speaker 3: be blind. Get hitting the eye with a three inch wiener.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine, you could probably take that, But at tenants
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  Speaker 1: waiter too much? And wow, I'm already blind in one eye.
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  Speaker 1: I can't risk all right, let's get to this. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is an all timer.
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  Speaker 3: It happened at a Phillies game. The hot dog launch
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  Speaker 3: was happening, and the Philly fanatic caught somebody.
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  Speaker 7: Mascot shot a free meal high into the stands with
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  Speaker 7: his iconic cannon.
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  Speaker 1: We have flying meat. That's where we're at, eating the
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  Speaker 1: Montgomery County woman square in the face. Oh no, flying
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  Speaker 1: meat to the face.
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  Speaker 12: This is not what Kathy McVeigh wanted to be known for.
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  Speaker 1: Are we about to get the interview of the lady
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  Speaker 1: who was hit by the Philly Fanatics flying meat? Yes?
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  Speaker 12: Wow, she got hit right between the eyes, right between.
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  Speaker 1: The eyes, tacon flying meat.
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  Speaker 12: The eyes by a hot dog fired from the fanatics
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  Speaker 12: hot dog cannon. The injuries bad enough she got sent
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  Speaker 12: to the urgency room, had.
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  Speaker 1: To go to the er because she was hit with
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  Speaker 1: the furry mascot's flying man.
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  Speaker 12: Now she has a message for other Phillies fans.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I never thought a hot dog could hurt.
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  Speaker 12: Kathy McVeigh did get hurt and buy a hot dog.
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  Speaker 1: The lady Legit had a bruised up face, like she
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  Speaker 1: really did have bruises. It just came out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: It was like hard and hard. Yeah, did we need
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  Speaker 1: to tell us that the flying Wiener was hard? Did
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  Speaker 1: we need to ask the lady we see the bruises hard?
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  Speaker 1: It was hard? It was hard. Yes, the Wiener was hard.
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  Speaker 1: The Wiener was hard.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, say it into the camera now, I got hit
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  Speaker 2: between the eyes with a hard Wiener.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, what you are experiencing right now on
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  Speaker 1: our radio show is a once in a lifetime opportunity
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  Speaker 1: where we get to say the phrase I got hit
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  Speaker 1: between the eyes.
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  Speaker 12: The fanatics hot dogs are wrapped in duct tape.
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  Speaker 1: They come wrapped so you don't have like exploding uh
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  Speaker 1: exploding Wieners coming out of the cannon. Can you imagine
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  Speaker 1: that explode between the eyes with an exploding.
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  Speaker 15: Wiener And then next thing I know, bamn it like
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  Speaker 15: hit me like a ton of bricks.
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  Speaker 1: It hit me like a hard wiener, and bam, bam,
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  Speaker 1: it hit me like a hard wiener right between the eyes.
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  Speaker 1: It's sore. It's very sore. It's sore.
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  Speaker 3: You would be sore if you got hit in the
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  Speaker 3: face by a flying wiener.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking O damn.
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  Speaker 18: Sitting at the Phillies game, cheering none my favorite baseball team,
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  Speaker 18: and all of a sudden, the Philly fanatic oh start
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  Speaker 18: shooting nose wienersoo.
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  Speaker 1: God between the eyes all damn with the flying hard winder.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even see it coming. I wasn't paying attention. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: I was playing on my phone and poof, I done
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  Speaker 1: hit with a hard flying winder, hard flying wider rub
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  Speaker 1: between the eyes, all bruised up. Had to go to
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: the mugn'te room, damn flying wiener on your shot by
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  Speaker 1: a big furry green maskcot fanatic flying wieners, y'all. It
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  Speaker 1: smacked me rap between the eyes. It was tired. It
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  Speaker 1: was tired, flying hard wiener. Damn right he.
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  Speaker 19: Dogent winner's flying hardwiners.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Keep your eye on the hardware, keep dry on the wall.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Oh no girl, Hell at the game, you need to
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  Speaker 1: keep your eye on the Wiener.
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  Speaker 20: Our radio app New Music Friday.
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  Speaker 1: New Music Friday.
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  Speaker 3: Here on ninety six one Kissing the Free iHeartRadio app,
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  Speaker 3: we'll play the brand new song from Somber called My
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: Body Isn't Ready coming up around eight am here on
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey and Bob
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Whis Khalifa. Tickets are on sale. He is gonna perform Friday,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: October second at the brand new place Citizens Live at
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: the Wiley. Tickets are on sale now. They're not gonna
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: last long. But Whis Khalifa posted a video. Of course,
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: he's on his summer tour with MGK. Posted a video
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: of him backstage and it just says.
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  Speaker 1: Queen on it c w Eed Queen.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we got to see those guys a couple
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: of weeks ago when they were here there. They're having
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  Speaker 2: so much fun this summer.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: They are on a really good tour, ye know, and
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: they've been torn for so long that they're just it's
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: the same people around Whiz.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: We always tell you that it's the same people, same people.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Some of it family, some of it friends, but just
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: loyalty and Taylor gang and the same people. Uh, there
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: was a video post at fifteen seconds just called Queen
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  Speaker 1: c w.
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  Speaker 3: E Ed and here is this. What you're about to hear,
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: believe it or not, is Whiz Khalifa with the dude
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: that's Whiz, that's ways just singing Creed.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: With seeing you weir min. It's been about.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I saw you last night. This what are you doing?
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  Speaker 21: Man?
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  Speaker 2: So good?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I like it? Man the Whiz laughed after the first
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: arm fly. I know it's good. It's good with I
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: gotta be honest.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: If Queed on tour Whiz Khalifa doing Creed covers like that.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I'd go. I'd go too, I'd go.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: To Hey, let's get to this story out of Texas
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: because a lot of you have been sending us this
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: story just because you know we love animal related content
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: on the show. There has been a giraffe on the
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: loose in central Texas.
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  Speaker 1: For over a week now.
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  Speaker 22: It is Gracie the Giraffe, and she escaped from a
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  Speaker 22: ranch in Real County, just outside San Antonio. Since then,
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  Speaker 22: Gracie has been spotted on multiple game cameras in the area.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: You just think, can't they get a giraffe giant giraffe,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: but see they're wandering around. I'm thinking, you can see
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: the giraffe who knows how to catch a giraffe.
• 20:43
  Speaker 22: But even still cruise with drones and dogs and helicopters
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  Speaker 22: cannot seem to nail down exactly where she's at.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, they can't really find her.
• 20:50
  Speaker 12: And it found a way outside of the high game fence.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: So it got over the fence and was like, you
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: know what, I think I can get over this thing,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: and Gracie the giraffe could, and after that it's been
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: on a fling.
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  Speaker 20: I chuckled when I got the first call because it's
• 21:04
  Speaker 20: my first missing giraffe.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Case outside the high game fence. The world is then
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: her oyster.
• 21:09
  Speaker 22: Her owner is currently offering a five thousand dollars reward
• 21:12
  Speaker 22: for help getting that giraffe back home safe, and we
• 21:15
  Speaker 22: certainly hope that happens.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: See, it's a five thousand dollars reward. Not if you
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: see Gracie the giraffe who's loose in the middle of Texas.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: It's five thousand dollars award for helping them. I feel
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: like it should be more than five grand too. If
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: you're wrangling a giraffe.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Dude, giraffe wrangling should be at least ten.
• 21:30
  Speaker 23: Right.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: You can't lure that drafte in your backyard.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Who the hell other than people who work with drafts,
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: does you know how to catch a giraffe?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Can't get that giraffe in your car? Right like a
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: loose dog? How do you catch a giraffe?
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Another question I wonder about giraffes is, well, I'll just
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: hit this. Who's ready for an educational adventure in nature?
• 21:49
  Speaker 15: Got it?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Takes you back?
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Wiles decided to make sweet love and share their beautiful
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: song with the world. It's time for animal mating noises
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: with Mikey and Bob mating.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Oh boy, here we go.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, we are doing a radio show right now
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: and not even paying attention to it because we're just
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: watching giraffes made on the internet.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm watching two giraffes just standing there. Their little
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: tails are shaking. Oh cool, are giraffe tales too? They
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: got the little fun streamers on the end of them.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: That's not wow. That was aggressive. That was just is that?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: It is? It over? That was that took all of
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: three seconds? Wow? Are you doing the reap?
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Whoa?
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, you guys gotta.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know if your work, if your work blocks
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: you watching videos like this, or your work watches your
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Internet history at some point today watch giraffe mating online.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: That was an educational moment here on the Kiss Morning
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: Free Show. Kia tweets here was on my way to
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: work with Liz. The quote is, can't believe we listened
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: to people watched your raft mating videos together, Banks, Mikey
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: and Bob.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: That's up.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: It's special, it is these are shared experiences we have
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: with you, guys. I felt like the show had to
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: come to a halt until we watched the raft mate
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Kiss It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Morning Freak Show. Somebody's catching up on yesterday's podcast, Bob
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: sent us a talk back message here, brought to us
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• 23:24
  Speaker 24: Hey, Mikey and Bob, it's areo over in Athens, Ohio
• 23:29
  Speaker 24: and just had some little interaction sitting at the light
• 23:34
  Speaker 24: next to somebody with my windows down and all day
• 23:37
  Speaker 24: here on Blast is Quack Quees.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Oh boys.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: So yeah, yesterday on the show there was some uh
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: duck mating. Yeah, there was duck mating on the show yesterday.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: So she's listening to the podcast. She's in Athens, Ohio,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: by the way, she's the windows down red light and uh,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: we're just making duck mating noises.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: We're quack quacking, whack and.
• 23:57
  Speaker 17: All the Yeah, just screaming and looked at me very judgmentally,
• 24:01
  Speaker 17: So I naturally just said, clad love you guys.
• 24:06
  Speaker 24: Have a great day.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, screw that guy, you know, gets some fun in
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: your life. Bart, I got you to quack back. You
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: see somebody quacking off in a red lights, we're gonna
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: judge him.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Respect it, you know. Yeah, let's get to uh, let's
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: get to open a doin here.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: It's a duck mating.
• 24:22
  Speaker 15: Oh my god.
• 24:23
  Speaker 16: I went into my garage and I was like, I
• 24:26
  Speaker 16: have to garage way for a minute and then listen
• 24:29
  Speaker 16: to that again and I was cracking up.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 24:34
  Speaker 18: I love you guys.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: It's not Bob's birthday.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: His birthday is uh is January first, But yeah, if
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: you missed it, this is we had to dig deep
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: for this. But this was on the show yesterday. Very
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: rare too, that you can catch ducks mating like the.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Who's ready for an educational adventure in some wild animals?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Decided to make Sweet Well Beautiful Song with the word
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: red light.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: It's time for Animal Mating Noises with Mikey and Bob.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Cock quack quack quack quack quirk clark quack quick. Wow,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: that was recorded. Yeah, that was just there's like nat
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: geo or something that was right for the internet. Oh wow,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: for the internet.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Ducks up here I've seen before because I when I
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: had a pool, they would go on the cover when
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: we had the cover on it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: They would mate on your pool too, wouldn't. They actually
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: recorded some of them. If you want to hear it,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I'll hit the button real quick.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Jesus, Oh my gosh, we got more Docca.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Some wild animals decided to make sweet Love and share
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: their people song with the world.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Time for Animal Mating Noises with Mikey and Bob Oh
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: quack quark a quack quack, Oh quack quack quack sounded
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: like two male ducks that we have. So you know
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: what I don't like. See A lady.
• 26:13
  Speaker 14: Just went on the fe pectaculars.
• 26:16
  Speaker 25: Sometimes the world can get you done and turned that
• 26:20
  Speaker 25: smile oh into a front. And that's why you gotta
• 26:25
  Speaker 25: send us a message on the show and say something nice.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, here we go. Wow wow wow.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Say something nice, say something nice. All right, smikey about
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: the kiss morning Freak show. Let's get to this say
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: something nice message.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Hi'm Abert and Bobert.
• 26:42
  Speaker 17: I just woke up and turned on my radio app
• 26:46
  Speaker 17: because I'm so tired and that's the first thing I do.
• 26:48
  Speaker 17: And as soon as I turned it on, I heard
• 26:52
  Speaker 17: Flying Leaner song.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning.
• 26:56
  Speaker 17: I remember how I went, I'm so tired, but that
• 26:58
  Speaker 17: made me smile and as well as seaking you i'm
• 27:01
  Speaker 17: out of bed, it worked.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: That made me laugh.
• 27:04
  Speaker 17: Happy Friday, Happy birthday, Bob, Thank.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: You Bob's birthday. You have a happy Flying Wiener Friday.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, New Year's Days, his birthday, and it's not Flying
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Weaner Friday. Bob, that's not a real day.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Say something nice, say something nice.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Maybe you celebrated, but I'll never had a Flying Weaner Friday.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Let's get to this message.
• 27:27
  Speaker 12: Morning Bob, Hey, just giving up public service announcement. Boy,
• 27:31
  Speaker 12: did you see all the firework tents were going up?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Whoa, let's go all right, wait, hold on, when we
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: say firework tents, what does that mean?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: We mean like the fireworks setups in the parking lots
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: where somebody is like a pop up tent and selling Yeah, gotchy?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Is that like weird uncle?
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Like got you fireworks? Find a busy street corner side
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: of the road and sell fireworks to the giant Eagle
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: parking lot. Or is that like you know they got
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: the tents on the barges that do the real four
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I could be going at the point to yeah, the place.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: You gotta gotta specify what sort of firework tech because
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: there's multiple different times of firework.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Tents, and also some are safe and some are not.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's gonna be a it's gonna be a
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: big weekend to the America. Two fifty p a concert
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: that whole thing with Nelly and Third Eye Blindness happening
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: on Saturday. It's technically sold out because they had free
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: tickets and they've all been claimed. But you know, if
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: you're downtown near the Point, you'll be able to hear
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Nelly and right, yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I guess who's guess who's m seeing the whole thing?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: I could really give you fifty guesses and you wouldn't
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: get it because it's former Steelers quarterback Charlie Batch. Why not.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Charlie Batch was once in the Nelly's group the Saint Lunatics.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Charlie Batch is not a member of the short a
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: short run. It was a short run.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: No, he was not a member of this.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Its like seven months, seven months Charlie Bad now Murphy
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Lee and Charlie Bad.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the connections.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: The connection is Charlie Batch performing with Nell he or
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: is he just em? You don't know, gez wait and
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: see might have a surprise. So gates open at five
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: pm that Saturday. Music starts at seven. Also watch out
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Beaver County or on the radar Beaver County Boom two
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: fifty Saturday Man the.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Boom, Zam, Belly fire hell yeah, food vendors, damn right,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and the Clarks.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Also Country Starred Dustin Leane, the Clarks and the Bellies
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: throw together. That's uh you know what that county.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: You know what that is?
• 29:44
  Speaker 26: Boom, that's running awesome on the show right now. Oh man,
• 29:52
  Speaker 26: oh too much, over too much.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: It's explosion. Yeah if you got Zambelli, fireworks and the Clarks,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, in Beaver County.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: That's too much Pittsburgh to handle there, that's the explosion.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Uh so the Clarks start at six thirty, dustin Lynch
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: at eight fifteen, fireworks at nine to forty five. That's
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Beaver County Boom on Saturday and then Sundays Open Streets Pittsburgh.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Have you been to one of those? They're so fun.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I used to take my daughter Addison, like riding bikes
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: and everything. I think years ago, like when our kids
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: so much fun. Dude, Yeah, it shut down streets.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Let you just walk in.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: There's vendors and ride bikes. Open Streets Pittsburgh through downtown
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: in the South Side ten am to two pm on
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: a Sunday.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: You can look up if you want more information on that.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I just like it, though. Man, it's summer. Right around
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: the fourth of July. Guess what happens next week the
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: furry start coming to town. Yeah, but we are, we
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: are in the thick we are of the summer. Just start.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: We're in the thickest summer right now, first coming when
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: the furry starts showing up up you know.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Oh man, we're all summer time in pigs, big fireworks, ferries.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Man, I like it. Fire works and ferries all right.
• 31:14
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  Speaker 1: Noah con tickets. Got another chance for you to win
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: this morning around nine ten. It's Mike You Bob new
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  Speaker 1: music Friday here on ninety six one kissing.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: The Free iHeartRadio app that is brand new from Somber
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  Speaker 3: called My Body Isn't Ready. It's Mikey, It's Bob the
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak show. Best friend
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Nicole just sent us a talkback message here.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous. All right, Bob's lady ask me died?
• 31:46
  Speaker 17: Oh my god.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Thanks. She's laughing at your lady duck mating noises that
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: you were doing earlier. By the way, her little daughter
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Mini Dot also has something to say.
• 32:02
  Speaker 14: That was.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like that was Mikey and b and Bob.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a Mimi there too, right, yeah,
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Mimi and Bob. All right, let's get to another talkback
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• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Steve here, I saw Jackass last night.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, new Jackass movies out right? Uh yeah, this
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: weekend it's that and super Girl. But Toy Story five
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: is still supposed to be the number one movie hilarious expected.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys saw it earlier this week.
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: The cast was gifted or whatever a star in each
• 32:41
  Speaker 9: of their names, and when put together, the consolation is
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: it's a shape of a male part. Now imagine if
• 32:48
  Speaker 9: you're looking on your stargazing app and you come across
• 32:52
  Speaker 9: this shape and you're like, whoa, WHOA, where'd that come from?
• 32:57
  Speaker 9: I mean, I don't think it's officially registered, but that'd
• 32:58
  Speaker 9: be hilarious.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I I hate to break this to everybody. What
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: you can't buy stars? Oh no, you can't own stars.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I know it's a thing, and there's plenty of companies
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: where you can pay and be like, hey, you own
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: your You can't buy stars. You mean it to scam?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: It ain't a thing. Oh no, Hollywood Walk of Fame's
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: also scam. Oh no, they just pick people who don't
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: have a star yet and go they're famous enough, and
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: then they make them pay like ten twenty grand or
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: something to get all it's all live fall. Speaking of movies,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: our buddy Pirate Ben went to the movies too.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: I need to just do my duty and say that
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I saw a Supergirl Supergirl review and.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Really enjoyed it. We'll go see it. The action is great,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Millie is great. Jason Momoa, I mean, come on, people, really,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I'm give a question that. Also did see Jackass? Damn great?
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Also, have your birthday, Bob. Also, it's not Bob's birthday's
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: birthdays three year's day. I saw the Jackass drone show
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: when they did the movie premiere Jackass.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: It's the greatest use of drones ever, ever, Nothing beats
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: it ever.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: It is a man bending over and then you see
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: a little cloud come out the back and it just
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: says fart. The Jackass movie premiere, they made a they
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: made a man fart out of drones.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Where they just like, we gotta budget, we can do
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: whatever we want. Light up the night with fart, man.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: What are we gonna do with drones?
• 34:38
  Speaker 27: Oh?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Farts? Farts. So those two movies are out this weekend,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: but Toy.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Story five is going to just ruin it for everybody,
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: because that's still gonna be number one.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Your chance to win twenty five hundred dollars part of
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  Speaker 3: and still got a chance at sold out Noah Con tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Around nine thirty this morning is to win twenty five
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Coming up just a minute here on the Kiss Morning
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  Speaker 3: Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, Bob, it is time to take a journey
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  Speaker 1: into the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. Again.
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  Speaker 3: This is just a couple of people who will listen
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  Speaker 3: to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner and then report.
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  Speaker 1: On what is happening in and around our city. Right
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  Speaker 1: what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Well, previously, if you remember Downtown first a, there was
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  Speaker 3: a caller with the Downtown Pittsburgh Partnership and said, this
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  Speaker 3: was the report some fat dude stole one of their
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  Speaker 3: Gator UTVs.
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  Speaker 1: Now do you remember that. I do a lot of people,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they just say, well, big dude stealing a
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  Speaker 1: Gator UTV.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I've been there too. I kind of defended
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  Speaker 2: the guy when we first talked about that one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you did just say, bigger guy. Maybe he's been walking
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  Speaker 2: around all day. I just hope he wasn't stealing it
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  Speaker 2: to like do damage to it. But like, yeah, I've
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  Speaker 2: been there, man, I've been I've been more out. I've
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  Speaker 2: looked over at a golf cart and just go I
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  Speaker 2: could use that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, let's get to a follow up. Here also
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  Speaker 1: happening in around our.
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  Speaker 3: City southside south eighteenth Street. If someone must have called
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  Speaker 3: in his own three and said, there's a gator on
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  Speaker 3: the street. No one knows if it's a UTV, the
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  Speaker 3: one dude from his pet swamp Swamp by himself, or
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  Speaker 3: who knows, I got gator on here. We're not sure
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  Speaker 3: if it's the vehicle eighteenth Street. We're not sure if
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  Speaker 3: it's that one guy who has a pet gator named Swamp.
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  Speaker 3: We're not sure if it's the actual alligator named Swamp.
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  Speaker 3: Who knows at this point. It could be a pet alligator,
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  Speaker 3: it could be a vehicle that's called the gator.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows. Somebody calls hilarious fame. It could be that one.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't the guy on the south side notes charging people
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  Speaker 3: five bucks for a picture with.
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  Speaker 1: The stamp swamped the gator out there.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: And then like every other summer, there's an alligator that
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: gets loose in in in the area, you know, and
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: that makes the news and we're like, who the hell
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: had a pet Gator could have just been a big
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: bet sweating guy anymore. It could be trying to find
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: the Gator vehicle cr in the south Side. That's what's
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: happening in and around our city. Find the Gator, Dan,
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  Speaker 1: Good luckdown.
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  Speaker 28: Now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody wants sold out Noah Con tickets July third
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  Speaker 3: at PNC Parks and Hiking.
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  Speaker 6: Bob, this is Sola.
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  Speaker 24: My husband and I just got back from our honeymoon
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  Speaker 24: and really trying to continue the excitement by trying to
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  Speaker 24: go to the Noah.
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  Speaker 16: Con concert on July third.
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  Speaker 21: I work over at the Children's hospital, and so going
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  Speaker 21: back to work.
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  Speaker 1: And trying to trying to continue some fun. So thanks,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully that's a tough one.
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  Speaker 3: Coming back from the honeymoon, freshly married, got to go
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  Speaker 3: back into the daily grind.
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  Speaker 2: Hey can over at children and yeah, thank thank you
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  Speaker 2: for whatever you do at Children's Thank you for that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to another one here, Hey, Mike and Bob.
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  Speaker 21: This is Brittany, and i'd really like to go see
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  Speaker 21: dot com with my best friend Colleen. I actually just
• 37:54
  Speaker 21: had cancer removed from my skin yesterday, so I want
• 37:59
  Speaker 21: to let I don't know that I am no longer
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  Speaker 21: scared of cancer on my Yeah Yeah concert.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah, I hope he said it down. Hope be merry rich.
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  Speaker 19: I hope you're scared of all the ordinary like murders,
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  Speaker 19: guess cancer on your skin and after soul he want
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  Speaker 19: he might do in it.
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  Speaker 1: Concerts gonna be just like that rage he small ways.
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  Speaker 3: We got a lot of people entering for these Well,
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  Speaker 3: of course it's gonna be even more now that they
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  Speaker 3: heard my sweet voice. Basically give them a Noah con
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  Speaker 3: concert preview. Next chance at Noah concert.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: It's coming up around uh nine point thirty here on
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get to a talkback messenger brought to us by
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  Speaker 3: the Pavement group. It's our friend Mills the mind guys.
• 39:01
  Speaker 28: I was in do you get go on Bomb Boulevard
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  Speaker 28: and you know, I go to the back of the
• 39:06
  Speaker 28: store getting some coffee, and uh, there's an older guy
• 39:10
  Speaker 28: like a few coffee stations down and probably like in
• 39:15
  Speaker 28: his upper seventies, and so we just start talking, you know,
• 39:18
  Speaker 28: pleasant trees, which I don't mind because.
• 39:20
  Speaker 17: I love that kind of stuff.
• 39:21
  Speaker 28: I like to just humans connecting with humans anyway. So
• 39:25
  Speaker 28: you know, I look towards the coffee machine is I'm
• 39:28
  Speaker 28: like starting to put the coffee in my cup, and
• 39:30
  Speaker 28: he goes, oh, you have really nice eyes.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, thank you, you know, like whatever, Okay,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: well maybe he's being nice, dude, maybe he's being nice
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: old pleasantries.
• 39:40
  Speaker 28: And as I say thank you, I turned back to
• 39:42
  Speaker 28: look at him, and he's looking at my legs.
• 39:44
  Speaker 15: He said, you have nice thighs.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, you have nice eyes.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: And then she turns around and goes, oh, thank you,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: and he's directly looking at her thighs and she's like, oh,
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I get it now.
• 39:58
  Speaker 28: I mean, and you guys have met me before, you know,
• 40:00
  Speaker 28: a thick ass woman and whatever.
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  Speaker 17: So I was like, oh thanks, and I went back.
• 40:05
  Speaker 28: Up to the front of the store to stop it
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  Speaker 28: a cooler to get a sandwich or something.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: And there's more.
• 40:10
  Speaker 28: He comes up behind me and like, pass me on
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  Speaker 28: the shores.
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  Speaker 15: That name's Ray.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I hope I get to see her again. You have
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: a blessed day.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: It's weird, no weird, get there is our generation gonna
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: be weird like this, Like we can't be a weird generator,
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: our parents generation, like Grandpa's grandparents, all that stuff.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: It's like the whatever the boomer generation, stop backing weird
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: comfort comments just horn like thighs weird. I just hey,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: if you want to compliment somebody doing in a nice
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: you just can't. And then a second approach. Can't be
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: getting coffee at getting me like nice thighs. It's just
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: a second approach. Where are you toucher and go have
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: a blast day. You just told me my thigh it's
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: just weird. It's just weird. Gram get it together and.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: We'll hear from the Uh do you see this? Did
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: you see the new owner of the Penguins, like the Hoffmans? Yeah, yeah,
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: they do.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: They They seem pretty do They got the city right now?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Do they are we gonna be Are we gonna stamp
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: these guys? Are we gonna give them the stamp of approval?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: They seem they seem ready to go, right. They gotta
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: prove it, but they're they're saying all the right stuff.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: We'll hear from the new owners of the Penguins coming
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  Speaker 3: up next year on the Kiss Morning Freak Show No
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  Speaker 3: con tickets, around nine thirty.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob.
• 41:27
  Speaker 27: Uh.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Team USA lost to Turkey three to two last night.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Doesn't really matter though. I mean it was a late game.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: It started at ten o'clock and US is already onto
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: the next round. Turkey's already eliminated, so sort of a
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: pointless game. You know, they were just playing for vibes.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: It made Turkey feel good.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Wednesday is the big one. Yeah for Team USA. Yeah,
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: we're into the knockout round. We're playing Bosnia Hertze Covina.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: It's go home right like, it's that's where that winner
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: go home time for everybody in the World Cup here
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: real soon. So once these couple games whatever and we
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: get the group stage, yeah, we're gonna be knockout round.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: It's US against Bosnia, so that is gonna be. Uh,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be Wednesday night.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: It's California, but it's a eight pm start time, so
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: you know, you don't have to stay up too late
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  Speaker 3: for It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
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  Speaker 3: Morning Free Show. Penguins made a trade yesterday. Huh oh,
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: let's go penns some uh is, some.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Draft picks here.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: They just round in a fifth round. They're knock another
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: dubes young guy. You know, it's like another guy that
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: was on the Capitol Rig slap Pierre didn't really work
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: out but should have been good.
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: It's one of those ones where it's just like, all right,
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: sticking with sin Gino and see and then they'll end
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: up being just like a twenty five goal scorer or
• 42:37
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  Speaker 21: So we're if you could play your little dubes all right,
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  Speaker 3: We do have theme music for Penguins General manager Kyle Dubis.
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  Speaker 1: Its just good dubes, Dubes dubes, Dubes, that's it. That's
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  Speaker 3: That's uh yeah, that's Kyle Dubis the Penguins GM. That's
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• 43:44
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Let's get to the new owners of the Penguins now,
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: the Hoffman family. Right, it looks like Jeff Paffman, he's
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: going to be the main guy here. They did a
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: press conference yesterday. They were asked about everything including, hey,
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Penguins have a history of bankruptcy and mismanagement on the financial.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Side, and to leave the city. You know, is any
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: of that in the plans?
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: Is a story franchise in a lot of different ways.
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: You know, there's certainly been some ups and downs, I
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: think on the business side of the organization, and I'm
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: here to tell you that has.
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  Speaker 1: Come to an end.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: WHOA, we are long term thinkers.
• 44:22
  Speaker 16: We are.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: It's not this is not an investment for us, like
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: as you think about a financial investment. This is a
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: commitment to a city. It's a commitment to an organization.
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: The Penguins are going to be in Pittsburgh and always
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: going to be in Pittsburgh. As long as the Hoffmins
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: are part of it, and Hoffman's planning to be a
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: part of this for their generations to come.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: You know, they're talking at Talk. They're talking to Talk.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, they got to follow up on it, but
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: they're talking at Talk the whole thing yesterday and just like, yeah,
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: we got some owners that care.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Penguins put out like a Hoffman family ownership group whatever.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: They put like a hype video too, and I'm like,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: all right, whatever, well a hype video for corporate dudes.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: And I saw it and I'm like, I think these
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: guys love it.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: I feel like they love hockey too. They were asked
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: about mary O Lemieux. You know, he wasn't really involved
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: when Fenway owned the team.
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Mario and I have spent some time together. He's
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: been as good as advertised.
• 45:16
  Speaker 16: I think.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Uh, just a great, great guy, and uh, I'm.
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: Really hopeful that he will be a part of this
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: in whatever way, shape or form makes sense for him.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: But we would love for him to be a part
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: of it. We know what he means to hockey, we
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: know what he means to the Penguins, we know what.
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: He means to the city and what he means to
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: the league, to the NHL, and I think everybody would
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: embrace him with open arms, especially the.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Three of us over here.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I got to see Mario back at games, right, Gotta
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: see Mario back involved with the team. Hopefully the Hoffman
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: family are the ones to bridge at Bay asked that
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: question too, and it's just like the Hoffmans were sitting
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: up there is going we can't make that announcement yet,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: because you know, we just made this announcement.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: We all wait a little bit, let this a little
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: of us wear off, and then the time again. These
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: are the new owners, the Hoffman family of the Penguins.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: They had a press conference yesterday. This is Jeff Hoffman
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: and his dad, David.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: They were just talking about, you know, Pittsburgh and everything there,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: and I think I think it's the dad.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: It was just like, hey, we're here, we already bought
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: a house.
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: We understand what the Penguins and what sports teams in general,
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: but I think especially in a city like Pittsburgh, like
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: what the Penguins mean to.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: The city, you know, it's more than just what happens
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: on the ice.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: It's being good members of the community, it's supporting the community,
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: it's taking a vested interest in participating. You'll be seeing
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: us in Pittsburgh regularly.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: In fact, we bought a house. I was gonna say, yeah,
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: I was about to say we bought a house in Squirrel.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Hill, all right. So the Hoffman during Squirrel Hill, I
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: like the dad David. It was just like, hey, wet
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: hu here, we ain't going nowhere where. And then that
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Jeff Hoffman was asked about the arena. You know, the
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: arena is like fifteen years old. It's not like archaic
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: or anything.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: But it's also not like a one billion dollar arena
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: that's all new and fane.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: I think we're happy with the facilities.
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: It's very well managed, very well run, clean and a
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: good fan experience. But I think with some improvements and modernization,
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: we can make it an elite fan experience, and we
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: absolutely plan to do that.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: They're gonna do some stuff to the arena and thirteen
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: in a very good way, probably in a really good way.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: And they also said for the next year under contract
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: with Sportsnet Pittsburgh, you know, with any s N in
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: the whole Fenway group, they said they got one more
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: year on their Sportsnet deal.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: They weren't really committed to anything after that. But they
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: just want to say, we're gonna make it so Penguins
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: fans can see as many games as possible. We don't
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: want to hide games from people or anything. So, hey,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: they're saying the right things. Hopefully they do the right things.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: But those are the new owners of the Penguins. And hey,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: they already bought a house here. They're living over in
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Squirrel Hill. All right, we got your chance.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: That sold out.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Noa con tickets coming up around nine to thirty. It's
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: Mike you Ba Take House of the Dragon. That's on
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Sunday nights on HBO MAC. Season three debuted with twenty
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: one and a half million viewers in the first three days.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: You watch it, dude.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I haven't watched it yet. I've I just kind of
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: forgot about it. World Cup, dude, it's a World Cup fever.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: And that's got me.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Since World Cup matches are on all day, I haven't
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: been binge watching a lot.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: And like the shows that I was watching, they've all
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: been on hold because it's just been it's been World Cup.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: The Bear that's your show too, right, Yeah, The Bear
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: on FX.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Any of that final seasons out haven't even started the
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: last season of that but nice too.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, and it's also nice out.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: You know, it's Mikey A Bob a Kiss Morning freak
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: show Love Island USA. There was a new episode on
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: last night.
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Also, a Lot has been officially kicked off the show. Right,
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: we're done with We're done with her now she got
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: kicked off the show. There's an old social media video
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: that surfaced her using the uh just racial word that
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: we don't use person this season. It's weird, right, second person,
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: this it's it's weird. And again this is just like
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: be smart with what you post online and what you
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: say and you do online, even if you do it
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: when you're young.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, it was just stupid. I said it when
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I was seventeen.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Then you're on a reality show and you're like twenty
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: three and everybody digs through your stuff and then it's like,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: well then they have no chance to just let you
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: go because you know you can't. You can't be waiting
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Love Island USA when there's that video, No sex Island
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's off the show, but it's recoupling today
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: right yeah, yeah, oh boy today. So this is where
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: you either day you either go Villa person or you
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: go Cossa more right, like switching it up, sticking with
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: the strange.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I guess you could say, hey, Ken's he the girl
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: that does the splits? She okay? Did she ever? Okay?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: The producers missed something.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I saw some online chatter that something a little off,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: that something like there.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Was Yeah, there's something that happened. I don't know what
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: she was doing the splits, you know what you're talking about?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Did the splits and then like you know, all what
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: an injury not well, a blur that wasn't blurred.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I think I think I think something snuck through.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: I think I think I think it just she does
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: in aggressive splits over and over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: We got Love Island USA back on tonight. We're recoupling, baby,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: We're recoupling.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's get to this talkback message brought to
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• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Surprise, surprise, we're talking about ice cream again.
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  Speaker 20: Mikey and Big Bob. I have an ice cream story
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  Speaker 20: for you guys. Middlesex township, Butler County, just north Okay,
• 50:38
  Speaker 20: some Butler County ice cream of originaland township Alleghany County.
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  Speaker 20: Who's on Route eight they're hosting ice Cream with the
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  Speaker 20: Police on Saturday, June twenty seven, six pm.
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  Speaker 1: Ice Cream with the Police. Are you kidding me? Oh?
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: It's fun, man, anyu cops want to see six foot tall,
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: middle aged man have diarrhea?
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  Speaker 1: Invite me.
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  Speaker 20: The police cars changed their siren tones to the ice
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  Speaker 20: Cream Man song.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Oh hold on one second, I'm all in. You mean
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: to tell me the police they have that ability to
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: change it to whatever. I didn't know they can be
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: the ice cream Man if they want. How can the
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: cops be the ice cream Man?
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  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Can I I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it sounds like this guy might. Yeah, this guy, cop,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: it sounds like you might be a speak officer. Dude,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: that's pretty awesome.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's how you. That's how you really, you know,
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  Speaker 1: vibe with the community. See a cop carbage like, Ah,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: cops are coming now, ice cream Man and they're playing
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: the nice ice creamn I gotta be honest, though, If
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I hear the ice Cream Man music and I see
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: it's coming from a cop car, I'm kind of pissed off.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I know this is a nice charity thing that they're doing,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: but if I didn't know about it and I just
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: heard it. I'm an ice cream Man. It's a cop
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  Speaker 1: carb not get me.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Hey, cops, if you're ever searching for me, by the way,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: you want to lure me out of the woods, no
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: need to send in a certain party. Just pull up
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: with those cop cards playing the ice Cream Man music
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  Speaker 2: and I'm coming out.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: It's the trout. If you ever commit a crime where
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: you're wanting, they're gonna come to me and be like, hey,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: do you know where he is? I'll be like no,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: but I know how to get him. Here's a brand
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  Speaker 1: on ninety six to one kiss our radio, New Music Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what everybody wants? NOA con tickets? Yo Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: such a fun show. July third at PNC Parks.
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  Speaker 29: He Mikey Mob.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Cheyenne.
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  Speaker 27: Noah Khan is my absolute favorite artist, and unfortunately I
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  Speaker 27: was not able to get those pre sale tickets before
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  Speaker 27: they sold out name And as you know, the resale
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  Speaker 27: price tickets are crazy expensive and your girl cannot afford that.
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  Speaker 27: So I really hoping I get these tickets so I
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  Speaker 1: Thanks of you buy.
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  Speaker 3: Your next chance that Noah Contexts is coming up around
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  Speaker 3: nine thirty here on the On the Kiss Morning Freak Show,
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  Speaker 3: it's Mikey and Bob. Let's get to another talkback message
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  Speaker 23: Hey, gang, it's your buddy construction worker Max here. Hey,
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  Speaker 23: I heard you guys talking about the Jackass movie. I
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  Speaker 23: was wondering, you think if they ever did a Pittsburgh
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  Speaker 23: edition they'd call it jag Off jack Jackass. I kind
• 53:20
  Speaker 23: of butchered that Jagoff's Jackass edition or jackawf or oh yeah,
• 53:25
  Speaker 23: definitely saying that.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Love you guys, Happy Birthday, Bob's birthday, Birthday's New Year's Day?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: What happened there?
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Matt?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Too many jags in a row? What happened? I kind
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: of want to hear that again? All right? Like he
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: started the Jackass sort of had him and then he's
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: just like, what if there's a Pittsburgh version that of
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: course he's just thinking jag Off, But.
• 53:47
  Speaker 23: You think if they ever did a Pittsburgh edition, they'd
• 53:49
  Speaker 23: call it jag Off jack Jackass. I kind of butchered
• 53:53
  Speaker 23: that Jackof's Jackass edition or jackaw or oh yeah if
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  Speaker 23: fund saying that love you guys, Happy birthday, Bob.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: All right, buddy, we got what you met, We got
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  Speaker 1: what you met. You eventually got there. You eventually got there,
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  Speaker 1: all right?
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  Speaker 3: Sold out, no a con tickets. Your chance to win
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  Speaker 1: the upper seventies. I think we get rain sort of
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  Speaker 1: off and on this weekend Saturday and Sunday, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: it might not be the best weekend, but we'll get
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: those periods of sunshine where you get out there be
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  Speaker 1: able to do something. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety
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  Speaker 1: six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Got your chance
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  Speaker 3: a couple of minutes here right now, though, let's get
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• 54:45
  Speaker 15: Hey, Mike and Bobby, you're the one you make my
• 54:49
  Speaker 15: morning so much fun. I turn you on in the
• 54:54
  Speaker 15: fall day. Well at least until ten o'clock and you
• 54:58
  Speaker 15: go away.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Wow, I mean, what are It's like our own rubber
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Ducky song there, right, that's Burt, that's Burt and Ernie.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: That's Ernie's rubber Ducky song from Yeah, rubber Ducky.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You're the one you make bath time so much fun,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: rubber Ducky. I'm awfully fun of you, right, yeah, yeah,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I think that's how it goes.
• 55:23
  Speaker 15: Hey, Mike and Bobby, you're the one you make my
• 55:27
  Speaker 15: morning so much.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Fun in bathtime.
• 55:30
  Speaker 15: I turn you on in the full day, well at
• 55:34
  Speaker 15: least until ten o'clock, and you go away.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, No, hold on, I know what you gonna ask
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: for no contexts. I really thought so too.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: I thought there was gonna be an ask. There's gonna
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: be like a hey, I sang this song for you. Now,
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: where's my? Where's my?
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Sold out? Five hundred dollars a pair? No conticts right now?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: I think, though, Bob with with us in our history.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: You know, we grew up together, We've been best friends,
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: you know forever. We've lived with each other together, you know,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: after high school and everything used to haven't We've lived
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: in two separate apartments together. You know, we're just very
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: connected over our I think with our history. This this
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: is the line she's missing here.
• 56:17
  Speaker 15: And Bobby, you're the one you make my morning so
• 56:22
  Speaker 15: much fun. I turn you on in the fall day.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Despite what our parents thought, we're not gay. I mean
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: really that could have been the line there. Yeah, you're right,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: kind of like Burton Ernie.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: But we're not gay and Burton Ernie maybe we're not
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: so sure, but people think they are, but it's never confirmed.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: But you know, some e street lots of fun.
• 56:55
  Speaker 28: Uh.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: If you've never heard the story before, there was a
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: time when Bob's parents said him down because me and
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Bob are spending a lot of time together and they
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: thought we were in a romantic relationship together.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: And I think I told your mom at one point, like, hey,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you're never gonna have to worry about that. Bob's not
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: my type. It's a weird coversation, kind of offensive. Well,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: you know, man, mustache, that is true. That is true.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Now that you have a mustache might be a different conversation. Now,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: it's all right, Well, are weird contents done? Now it's
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: time for you to win sold out? No, a contict's
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  Speaker 30: Use your chance to win.
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  Speaker 4: It's a ninety six to one kiss.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Later in the nine o'clock hour on a Friday, Bob,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: this is this is when we're playing with a lead
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: right now and we can take the foot off the gas.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: But you know what time it is right now? Yeah,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: it's time to play mop up time.
• 57:51
  Speaker 14: Right now.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: This is where we just play a couple of talkbacks
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  Speaker 3: that we haven't got to on the show yet. Today
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  Speaker 3: it's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show Talkback
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  Speaker 1: Hey boys, So catching up on the podcast today.
• 58:04
  Speaker 19: While cleaning my house and I was cutting trying to
• 58:07
  Speaker 19: cut open a ball on my front porch and I
• 58:11
  Speaker 19: managed to cut my hand.
• 58:12
  Speaker 17: Oh no, I sent you guys a video through Instagram.
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: But like all you can hear on my doorbell is
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: you guys talking in the background and then me going.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. You
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: gotta be careful when you're slicing the boxes open. You
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: know i'd be careful, all right, So this is her
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: ring camera here. Oh my god, Oh my god, dude,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I just hear you going something about oh my god,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, thanks for listening.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Good Hopefully your hand's okay and hopefully the finger is
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: good to go. All right, let's get to another talkback message.
• 58:51
  Speaker 8: Hair hockey puck and goalie stick.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: It's teachers from.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: Mars Hey just calling because today is draft day for
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: the wows in the NHL.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I totally for it is. It's NHL draft date today,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: I just don't feel like the NHL draft, even though
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: we love the Penguins and all that.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know who's good.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: You know, usually there's like one or two players at
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: the top of the draft are all State kid, right,
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: it's the State. It's Meence Stay kid, right, Gavin McKenna.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: I believe it's we're not gonna get We're not getting him.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's it's whatever. You know, Anaheim have the
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: first pick.
• 59:27
  Speaker 30: I do not know who has the first pick. I
• 59:29
  Speaker 30: just know it's the Penn State kid. Draft order, dude,
• 59:33
  Speaker 30: Maple Leafs have the first pick. I totally forgot Maple
• 59:37
  Speaker 30: Leafs are.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Gonna get the Penn State kid. That's right. Well, that's
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: the night half fun in Toronto. Twenty second pick for
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: the for the Penguins.
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: Should be an exciting time with the twenty second overall pick. Sure,
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: super exciting.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, it's kind of cool to see.
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: That the Hoffman family is coming in and he just
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: really seem to care about the Penguins in the city.
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be awesome.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: The Hoffman family in town. Now they've done the media stuff.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: They're saying all the right things, you know, Yeah, gonna
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: make improvements the arena, maybe redo a TV deal at
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: the end of the next year. It seems saying all
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: the right things, you know.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: The Fenway people came in and owned it as an asset,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: you know, like just part of their portfolio of many
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: other things they owned, and it seemed like this family
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: wants to invest in everything and be part of the
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: game and show up to the games and be a
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: faith for the organization, which is cool.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Let's get to another talkback message here.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 29: Hello make you and Bob. I'm the first time color Okay,
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  Speaker 29: I might start right. And yesterday in my backyard I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 29: saw two bunnies a fighting and I thought to send
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 29: that and I was thinking of you and happy birthday, Bob.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, no, thank you.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: You can't make your first appearance on the show with
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: a happy birthday, Bob.
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  Speaker 1: And feel free to leave us talkbacks anytime. His Birthday's
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: not to New Year's Day. It's not his birthday today.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I've seen rabbit wrestling in the backyard before too also, so.
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  Speaker 3: Not too far after rabbit wrestling, a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 3: little bunnies pop up ninety six Kiss.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of stuff going down this weekend. Nelly and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Third Eye Blind playing down at the point on Saturday
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  Speaker 1: Open Streets Pittsburgh for like four hours on Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, it's Mikey Bob the ninety six to
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• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: USA tonight. That's gonna be exciting one because awesome Morris happened.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Now it's time to recouple. I believe we are headed
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: for more Love Island USA. Facebook comments on the show
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  Speaker 3: Monday morning. Once all the recoupling happens. Buccos are at
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  Speaker 3: home all weekend taking on the reds is Paul Skeens Tonight, yep,
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  Speaker 1: Friday Night Schemes Day Intes a scheme saucege.
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  Speaker 3: G I Am shoot him of the weenie cannon man.
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  Speaker 3: Uh No, I'm telling you you can't. You have to
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  Speaker 3: have a modified weenie calendar. I can't camp Cannon calendar,
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  Speaker 3: Weenie calendar. I also want one of those. If anybody
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  Speaker 3: wants seven months a Weeni's yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Therefore, yeah, I'm telling you if somebody will send listen
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  Speaker 2: if me and you did a twelve.
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  Speaker 3: Month weenie calendar, eh, print money. It's just us posed
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  Speaker 3: with wiener dogs, wieners of all varieties.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Hot dogs, dogs that bark. It's a weenie surprise every
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  Speaker 2: month when you turn the page.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, flip the calendar over.
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  Speaker 5: What do we have?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Oh it's July, Red, white and Weenie. We're just drifting
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  Speaker 1: off into the abyss. Here on it on a Friday,
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  Speaker 1: aren't we? Yeah? All right?
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  Speaker 1: you want to name the podcast today? Before we get
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  Speaker 1: County boom. All right, it's a great one to end
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  Speaker 1: the week on. I think I think it is all right. Everybody,
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• 1:03:32
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• 1:03:33
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• 1:03:38
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  Speaker 1: you guys, says Ibnna. Tell you last, smile at someone today.
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