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Episode 271: Keenocchio · Not That Serious

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What is no, that's okay, all right, listen, you don't know,
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Okay, you don't know. You don't mean that, I feel like
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you don't. I do know. I'd been with my Dominicans. My trust
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me, I know, all right, that's right. Who are your Puerto
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Ricans and your Dominicans. Well, I got a whole group of Dominicans up
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in North Jersey, which women give first and last names. I'd like to
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know any of them are. Well, Montel's girlfriend is Dominican, and then
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just met her like a year and a half. I met her probably about
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five six years ago because been living here for some minutes. And then they
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have a whole group of friends. Bernie, Uh, they got Rosie,
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you got Junior. You're saying Spanish names. I'm not saying Spanish Miguel and
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well, well her full name is Berne at leasid God, that one's real.
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That's that. And then my Puerto Ricans. You know, I got
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the Porto Ricans that lived around the corner. Well, we know who your
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Puerto Ricans. Listen the ones that are yeah, okay, exactly we are
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not. I don't know a lot of Dominicans like personally mm hmmm. We're
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not friends, like I don't have Dominican friends. I know, I gotta
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I gotta Dominican friends, friends like you got to get you to Dominican friends.
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One because first off, the food Bee Bush. The food's great.
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Sure, it was great, it was great. It's not the food.
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I'm not a big moungo guy. Though. You don't got to eat the
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moon. I feel like that's the best thing they have. Excuse me,
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I would say it's the best thing, but it's top three, right what
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is right now? They all cursing at you right now? Planting already checked
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out? Okay, you like plantings? That nothing else to talk about,
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playing playing, I didn't want to say. It is really sweet. Is
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really sweet to me, it's really sweet. They're less sweet than bananas.
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I don't know what it is. Something about it is really sweet. It's
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a little tougher than the banana. Gave a bite. I don't know something
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about plantains that's way sweeter than me. But I guess when it's added in
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those ingredients, I think made that way. Yeah, it's made that way.
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You could have plantains made like my doodles and those are like the sweet
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ones. But maybe I have that Yeah, you haven't made it depends on
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how they make it sweet. I'm like, I'm like, I understand what's
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going on here. It's just it's just sweet. M hmm. Maybe I'm
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just bitch. I don't know. I'm just a bitch. I think.
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I mean your list of food things that you don't like a lot, you
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know, a lot of stuff on it, a lot of stuff. You're
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gonna fill that out and gave big bitch energy. You didn't feel that out?
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What the picky eater thing like? The list of foods that you don't
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like that a lot? Yeah, yeah, okay. I was like I
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should find it. It was like, hold on while you find it.
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Hey, oh, how do how do m what's going on? Everybody?
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Is not that serious podcast a ka the greatest podcast, most Stevens podcast in
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the world. I am one of your hosts with the most large Michael is
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in the building with my aka doctor Waffle m J and Q is giving me
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the peace on indicating that he is here. How do you guys do?
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How's everybody? How's everybody doing? Pretty well? Pretty well? Pretty well?
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Played snow well, we'll get we'll get into that. That's before we
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get into it. Let's get the niceties out the way. You got the
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niceties. Yeah, shout out to the man Dim Dim Dim there at a
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speaker Spotify, you know all the homies there. Uh. Make sure you
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check out the the Patreon, best website in the world. Subscribe. Three
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five Lord, that's that red bull kicking back of me. No more sleep
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for your boy. Three five fifteen dollars tails, but we'll see later.
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Three five fifteen dollar tiers, Megga tears. You know what I'm saying,
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give us some of that sweet sweet what you're talking about money, that's right.
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And then also make sure you check out, you know, all the
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websites, you know, the YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, all
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that stuff, the disco. You know what I'm saying. And I'm gonna
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I'm live show. Listen, live show. It's coming. It's it's around
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the corner. And once we get through this pesty Black History month, we're
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going to be right in the throws of the live show, sir, what
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we get throw all this nigga shit. Once we get all this motherfucking babboon
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shit here, Okay, sir, emotion shit, this spooky month, that's
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not October the spookiest month Spookies is Tuman Tuesday. Brookiest month of it is
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Tudman Tuesday. And you are doing this. That's crazy. It's what Tuesday,
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m Oka Monday, Tumping Tuesday. W E. B. Friday,
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Who's Felicia was shot? Hey, yeah Friday? You know what? Wait
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every time her Felicia was I remember that episode of the Coffee Show where Vanessa
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went to that concert in Baltimore for big fun. Yes, and you went
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to Baltimore to have big fun and see the wretched. I'm like, god,
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damn, I thought she was about the punch that's in the face when
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she got in her face like you're probably lying right now, go on that
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she was really yelling at it to be said. Yeah, make sure once
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we get through you know that that that Negroy and Fest we're going to be
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a love show time. So make sure you get your tickets. It's not
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a lot of tickets left. And once those tickets are gone, they're gone,
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baby gone, just like your innocence going. It's never to return again.
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So make sure you cop while. But copping is copping good. Okay,
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It's gonna be a brag old bang up good time. So make sure
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you get your tickets, man, not a lot times of wasting, okay,
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and uh no, that's it. That's it, that's it, that's
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it, all right, all right, Oh fuck that, guys. We
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don't have a lot of milestones on this podcast. And it almost brings me
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to tears because someone give me so like it's hard to take advo, because
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somebody can like hum the melody from me. It brings me breaks tears in
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my eyes. I'm almost crying. It's a happy but sad moment. I'm
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confused. It's the end of an era. Guys. We can't make no
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more Keenan jobless jokes, y'all, Keenan's employed. Everybody clapping up for your
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boy. You know, I was lost at first. One. I was
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like, oh, I know exactly why. I haven't seen anything happen.
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And I'm like, I'm confused. I'm what you were confused for a very
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long time. Not anymore though, I wasn't confused then, not at all.
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But thank you. You're welcome. We're happy for you. I'm excited
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for you. I'm not either. I mean, a job is a job,
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a job is great. Nobody most of us in here, one of
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us in here yeah. Three, he doesn't work. Two of us in
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here, I'm not really working where they want to work. But they're working
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because they gotta work. Okay, Okay, it's a stepping stone my boy,
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of course. So don't be all sad. Oh I'm not paper man.
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He needed money that needs to go on my pipe, and I truly
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truly believe. I mean, it's none of you all business where he work
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at. But the what you're about to do, I feel like you're going
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to be very, very lucrative. Oh yeah, so you're going to be
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decked out. You're gonna get the newest iPhone. I'm not you are.
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I'm gonna get my Sam sunk fixed. You're gonna come here wearing skinny ties
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and ship. I hope you retired that because yeah, because you you had
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one skinny tie. Actually, I'm gonna tell you that ship was terrible.
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That skinny black t you'd be wearing. First off, don't be back because
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you can't pull up. I pulled it off. No, you definitely put
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it on. I even had a hold up sleep this one. Actually to
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you, you never said anything. I remember looking at him one time.
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He didn't want to kill his fear like Keenan. Keenan is living his life
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like his golden so I didn't want to funk with him. People always they
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always just talking about my skinny time. But the thing is I was pulling
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it off. I'm not the only one, So that means you wasn't pulling
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it off. I was pulling it off. Multiple niggas wanted you to actually
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pull it off. No, pull it off. It all depends on where's
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it coming from. Okay, it was coming from people who are notorious hating
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ass niggas. So a lot of niggas, all right, so specifically hating
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as. So it sounds like everybody who doesn't like my time and that one
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woman said, I don't like the niggas who don't like skinny. That one
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woman says she didn't like it, but the couple hating that niggas did.
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Now look at this ship. Do you remember this is the fact is well
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I was twenty fourteen nigga. Look at the rest of us. Yeah,
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well, Keenan was still in the business casual area of going to the clubs.
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We were passing business cash. Say, this is that's what we don't
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have nothing past. This might be the album. I mean the cover art,
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Like I said, well, okay, let me draw this for y'all.
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We are all dressed. We are all wearing pretty much very casual clothes
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like Atlantic City. Like everybody's very casual. Nobody, I think nobody else
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had on the button right maybe shot. Everybody had on buttons shooting when I
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say fourteen, everybody else had a button up. Everybody's collar shirts polos type
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ship. Yeah, some is kid and the only person with his shirt tucked
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in? Yes, all right, so what jeans? My jeans with a
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tie on. So Nigga was just like a magician. He's dressed like Ryan.
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He dressed like Ryan Leslie. I can't hate. I can't hate.
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He's probably be in an R and B video dressed like that. Yeah,
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I can't hate. Why you got street tricks? Why you got the niggas
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by the exact same win, the exact same fit as somebody else. He's
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not. He's win the exact same fit as in they're standing next to each
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other, the Navy shirt with the I don't want to look like the rest
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of the group. I'm sorry that I want to be individual. My back,
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I'm saying you you you was individually asked Okay, would it be better
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if he untucked the shirt a thousand times? It might have been better.
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Roll up then, like the black Do not put the kyo look like the
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penguincho. No, he can't wear listen this okay, this is the best.
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No no, no no, like a cruise, you can't. You
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can't unto your shirt anywhere, TI though, but you can't. Yeah,
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you know it's a tricky thing because he would He would have looked got fired
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if a ceo that, like the stocks just taked. He doesn't know what
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to do. He gotta tell his family that he's the house pulled out.
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He's gonna keep on going to work, pretending that he's working his old house.
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The color nigga just walking out with a briefcase, going nowhere. Go
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to McDonald's. Sit there for free WiFi. Go to your local library in
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six the hot cakes. You don't have your library card tatted on you?
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Yeah, that is crazy. Damn damned. He got the same. I
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got the same. I didn't except for you. Everybody else. Everybody else
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got the exact same. ASP just did my trunk. It's the ones I
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had while I was no where? Was that my car was parked down the
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street. I went to the Eagles, I went to the spend too much
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more time, but I want to We talked about them paint the picture,
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so Keenan has On literally just said what he has on jeans a white button
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down shirt painted it. But I don't remember laughing so hard that I was
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I'm sorry, but you and Elsie on the opposite end of the spectrum,
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he had a T shirt with the pants. I was chilling, and you
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had on the shirt with the tie with the business casual in the club.
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Yeah, it was business casual. He was casual casual. Like I said,
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oh you needed it was a door. You've been chilling. No,
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I swear, nigga. If you were to my pigga looking like Terrence Howard
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and it looked like he was looking like neo card pull out his trap card.
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Is this your card? You vactivated my no pictures card and spite show
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that picture. Remember we talk about people going to club business business schedule.
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Yeah, she had on it is a very This is a good example.
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But it was twenty fourteen, so we like we were kind of like past
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that era. It was just on the ouse, like on the outskirts.
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Yeah, I've just seen somebody just posted some shit like that video. And
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she was like she does all like the videos like oh, we used to
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do back in twenties, ten, two thousand and six, whatever like that.
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And she was getting ready. She had her wedg Huels pants, but
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then she had like the blazer check a freeze on. No, she has
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this busines casual going to the clock. Did she have the big ass belt
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and then they belt with the fat hoops like I said, dress like she
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was about to be in a key of commercial nasty chicken wraps? Like why
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are you wearing? Did they not as supposed a dress? Shirt and a
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tie? Dresses? Like because he didn't see the picture yet, I thought
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he said that, but that was said the skinny tie, and that's what
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he No, I know, but that's what I'm saying, the skinny That's
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what the skinny tie error. Maybe was just upset that he could never wear
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skinny tie. He's not up. Michael's upset about a lot of things.
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He's not up. He was like, damn, Mike said about a lot
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of things a tie or shoes. Wow, yeah, I went there.
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I said it. Oh that joke. Not a neck, just fat,
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a fat neck. Joke. He said the time the button black saut of
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a baby like looking like like Frank from Scooby Doode turned to an ass guy.
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His hold on all right, now, hold on, he's been he's
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been holding onto these he was like even even right knee since Now he got
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a job, he got a leash. He's different. Now you're not the
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saying man he was. Kenn't writes fat jokes right ship and it ship like
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staying from the video they're fat ass. I know, I know he called
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me I had a job today, but did you know you was fat today?
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And I got so much to play in his background. I'm just great
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at reciprocating energy at all. I respect that, that's all. I'm just
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great reciprocating energy. M sounds toxic, sounds on ethnic, unhealthy, but
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it works for us. It works. That's our love language. Yeah,
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I know people be so concerned exactly, especially when we pick up our volumes,
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like what are they what are the yell? They haven't gone for blue
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ship. We're thrown after the cameras went off. It's never that's zero.
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We all kissed each other on we did. We did a ceremonial post pod
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makeout and then we went on all right, babo my stinking. But what
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we did we did a weekly spit swap mm hmm extra time. Okay,
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let's me know. He's a lot. Actually, no lips were met.
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It was just old time. Wow. We just mean in the middle hole.
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Wow. We just flicked right time we leave the mind looks like he
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was just winning to pull his beer so wet and also having beer icicles be
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cold like Andy Reid frozen wall like the floors and waris all right anymore?
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Think that the way? How is everybody's uh? We quick? Nothing nothing?
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What did I do outside of a car crash on Friday? You got
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anything? Oh? Yeah, yeah yeah, my car's total. He always
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matter of facts. Everything I get on P five late as hell. I'm
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like, so can you like? He was like it was good. I
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think he was waying two k or something. I was like, I don't
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even know how it came up. He was like, I was like,
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no, why do you want so late or whatever? I said. He's
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like, no, chilling. I told him my car. I was like,
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yo, you ever see that TikTok? And we're we're talking about that
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one frame where the worship have him. They just like, man, you
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know they just stole my car. Man, this sh crazy. I'll be
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there in a minute. He was like what. I was like, are
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you okay? I'm straight? Did I trade a car? No? Oh,
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you had a car. I was wondering while I was like, I
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saw when y'all were here, I'm like, here, you had a whole
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front car. How did you get out? Where was this when? And
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where was this happened? It was Friday. I was leaning out the back
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of Sunset Ridge and I, uh, yeah, you get a whole front
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car going just so, look like the nigga can't get out of the car.
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That's no, no, no, no, no no no. Any
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farther up it would have been bad. But so I was going to make
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a left turn, and like, you know how like the back of sun
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serverage like you got the right turn lane. So when I looked left,
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I don't matter. Uh. When I made the left, I saw a
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white So when I'm looking to make a turn, I'm not looking at the
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car closer. I look at the cars behind it to see how many cars
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I gotta wait until I can turn. So I look left, I only
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see one car is about to make a right turn. I'm like, all
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right, I look right, nobody's coming. I started pulling out. I
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look left again. The technically that's why that car didn't make a left.
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No card that was perfectly going around, couldn't see. But also that's why
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that's almost that's technically why you're not supposed to turn until the car coming towards
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you complete their turn. Yeah. So yeah, I didn't say it,
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but you're in the wrong. Not necessarily. I was completely saying. People
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do that a lot. It's hidden. He couldn't. Yeah, you head
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the head No, so like they hit, they know they hit. I
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hit the right side of their car, so like it was only like the
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front right was and they just completely they were literally right in front of you
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when you went. Yes, it's the same as like a blind spot when
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you got to get over and the nigga, I can't see you even do
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everything in the blind spot. But yeah, it was it was. I
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mean, I hit my head on side. Good thing I wasn't going fast
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because like the fact that they cleaned off the just front of my car is
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just gone. I actually did even have on my seatbell yead was lay in
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the middle of putt my seatbelt on before this guy hit my head on something.
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I don't even know what I hit my head on, but I had
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didn't win shit fat not fat, like somebody's going like somebody threw a brick
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at me. It was looking crazy, like nah, I went to the
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hospital. I went to the hospital, got a cast can and everything was
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good. Everybody in that everybody that was involved in asking anybody was fine.
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There there's multiple people in the guard. There was three people the what the
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you doing? Your playing? Well, that's what and there of the moment
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it was some Hispanic people and he was like what you doing nigga? Now?
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And here the moment, I wasn't paying attention to it. But after
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I'm like, did na well? But I'm like I was, but do
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I excuse this? I was like, m ok, there is Friday coming
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up, Monday, it was coming up. It was coming up. You
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got a Friday. I got on Friday. But you know what I'm saying,
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you got t Yeah, memory loss came out the thing fine, just
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a couple of scrapes and my watch ended up on the dash. But I'm
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like, how to fuck my watch come off? Watching just crunch? But
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yeah, other than that and they're crumping cool now. You know Carlos got
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a job though, got a job though you can't get that. You can't
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have both at the same time. God saw you get a job, was
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like, I gotta take something from gotta eaven him out. But I mean,
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well, you you gott touch your insurance and ship. Yeah, I
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just put the claiming yesterday. I was like, you know what, I
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waited long enough. I was supposed to had got my rental today, but
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I've also lost my wallet, so fuck man, you might want to make
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sure somebody got a voodoo dollar on you or something. But I hope God
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damn, I hope not. But yeah that I think I left it at
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the school, so school today so I couldn't go check. But yeah,
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somebody pray for Keenan. I'll do it, but somebody else can do us.
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I kept I've been doing it. I think you stopped listening. I
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don't think more prayers. Another to the back. What about one hunger?
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My guys are the power Stitians need this first off, me and him homie,
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so he'll of course, I got a nigga kina, so yeah,
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keep praying from got him with a car accident, But I got came out
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with a concussion, came out with nothing but a couple of scrapes and bruises.
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Look at that, Look at that. It could have been worse.
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Now, if he banged with me, I would have been all the way
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in the military and I woulda got t bowed. Then with y'all a whole
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different episode, whole different episodes, different episodes. And he's like, yeah,
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we still record, Yeah, I got my leg here recording as usual.
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Here here, Yeah, what's Adam doing here? I'm like, Adam,
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grandma is how do we just be looking at me? Like? Nah,
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I knew you'd be nice, he said, I knew, I knew
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it. Mike Statistics might beat you too. Oh my god, bro,
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this is a shocker, she said, Nick. Nick Nick here bark well
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anyway, glad you're fine? Oh my god, Nikka, no, oh,
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I wake up. I'm getting licked in the face. Like Nick,
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move, it'd be over sad case for guys. You don't know. Nick
25:11
had a keenest dog that is dead. So we're making its gonna be like
25:17
a dog soul. You're gonna try to get his way back. A great
25:21
movie by the way, that was watched. I watched it multiple times.
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It's really good, is it? That movie? Didin't get enough praise about
25:27
it? I got it all. There's a lot of those movies where it's
25:33
like a dead person in the after like trying to figure it out. That
25:36
was the main thing that people didn't like about it, is the fact that
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every time a black person is the main character, that get turns into something
25:41
other than a black person. Very true, which does happen a lot in
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Disney movies. Either get turned into a ghost or fucking dog for a frog
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what I'm saying. So, I get it. But the movie is really
25:55
good. It was really good. That's all the distraction. Rember the TV
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show DS for Eddie mcdapp yes, yes, yes, wow. We never
26:04
got through a hundred dash because one hundred episodes he wasn't doing that ship like
26:11
forty they he never got turned back into the board. I forgot all about
26:17
that ship. I returned to the niggas uh. I swear I'd only seen
26:22
this, Me and my siblings only seen this show type ship. That's how
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I feel about my brother and me. That was like, yeah, exactly.
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I feel like a lot of people. I feel like people they're doing
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like the obvious ones like Everybody's seen like Island and yeah that was one season.
26:38
No, that was more than two. There was two. They were
26:41
they were going to bring them back and then too she was see my Name
26:47
and lights. Yeah, there was a couple of adventures of mister Pete that
26:53
was called the Adventures of Peat and Pete. Pete and Pete. Yeah,
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thats a good joint. One TV show that needs to be erased for memory
27:00
is a mister. I didn't even say that was a good show. That
27:04
show. That show was disgusting to look at, mister what was mister?
27:10
The puppets like a puppet show. It was really nice, It was good.
27:14
It was hard to watch how you just didn't like that? You just
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like the puppets. Everything about it was ugly. Everything about it was ugly.
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I know that's what made it funny. It was not visually appealing,
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not at all. I didn't mind it. Kids is not like that.
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What the fun that was? Like? That was? You know what it
27:29
was? It was a show on Nick that It looked like a show that
27:32
should have been on Adult Swim, but it was on Nick Lildrin. Yes,
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that show was on Nick Snick Snick. I thought it was good.
27:42
It was because Rent and Stippy Now that I should have been watching that.
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I mean that was in the early two thousands. There was regular Rin and
27:55
Stippy more than cartoony while he was born, and then there was like another
27:59
st be afterwards with Arry Moore a dope. So it depends on our Rent
28:06
and Stimpy. His saw didn't go limp after he was finished. That was
28:11
that was made him beg for it. That was a mad game. He
28:15
said, please read please red finish me off Redden, which I don't know
28:19
how you're getting anything from that. He's sawing a log on your back,
28:22
suggestive, very suggestive, left a sawdust lord on his back and told to
28:27
clean himself up. It was a lesbian erotic. Did I don't know about
28:34
lesbian? Six well, lesbian? Who was doing lesbians? They were both
28:40
males. You see what I'm saying. You can feel anything. Okay,
28:49
they're all just doing ship, gotcha, they're all just doing ship. Just
28:57
do whatever the y'all do. Let's move. But yeah, how was anybody
29:02
else this week? Yea cool man? My week was ship. I ain't
29:04
named ship, almost not getting asked. But yesterday I was coming from bird
29:10
King that ship soft snow. The snow has been make the turn to the
29:17
sliding. I just hit the curve and I thought my car was sucked up,
29:19
but it was like a little piece under there was like rubbing on the
29:22
tire. It's like, but the snow is been. They just decided not
29:27
to you know, salt this time around here. They have not outside the
29:33
highways. They just said, we're not gonna bother the salt. Well,
29:37
no we're not. They're not. They're like, we're not even gonna bother
29:41
doing it. Was because all because we've been having snow scares for the past
29:45
few years. So they go in they brian streets wasting money. You're like,
29:48
it's not gonna happen again this time. Hadn't prep it. I understand
29:53
that. But once you hit around noon today, you should start sending some
29:59
stuff out. Got it? Did? You would think? So? They
30:00
didn't. They an't show me that somebody news is what's in it. It's
30:07
still a fucking disaster out there. Still kind of my streets was cleaned by
30:11
sucking. Your streets are not. I was just on it. We just
30:15
like not not clean, but like it was plowed. There's a lot of
30:17
ice now cars ran over and needs salt. Watched them, No, not
30:22
plou salt come to it. Yeah, they're not going Yeah about the plot,
30:27
I'm talking about the salt, the sauce, and the temperature is not
30:30
going up either, so it's only going to get wound. And thirties barely
30:34
were in the door because it's frozy, because my get in here. He
30:42
definitely did. So you're good. I said, I don't know yet,
30:47
it's not sure. Give me two seconds. I'll see if the top.
30:49
He didn't even do the toxic masculine. He just he came out. He
30:52
was like, nah, I'm not sure. I was like, I don't
30:53
know what you I need you to help. Where'd you fall? Though?
30:56
He didn't fall, but it was like but it was it was here,
31:00
get get out of the car. Here, this is be your house.
31:02
Then, yeah, my house is fine. This y'all streets is not fine.
31:07
No, I'm saying, like to get to your car was fine,
31:11
saying that was the family because they didn't salt there. That's crazy. This
31:19
be your house. This you gotta make it out first. Put you with
31:26
anyway exactly with the KOI. But yeah, the snow, the snow sucks
31:34
supposed to come back Friday more snow. Really it's like I'm good, I'm
31:41
good. I'm good. I just need to see it one time and I'm
31:45
goodnow. Ye, that's that's what we got. That was cute, and
31:48
this was this was cute. This was cute. I don't need nothing more
31:52
than this two inches on Friday. I'm okay when it's powder, but when
31:57
it's sleep, I yeah, like give me the regular the nice Disney snow
32:04
like like how it like it's kind of like warm the day before, so
32:07
like the ground's not as cold when it snows, only sticks to like the
32:12
grass and ship, the streets. Everything is clean, scrape. You can
32:17
shove that ship with a fucking serving spoon pushing from out of the way,
32:23
snowblower this ship. I'm not snow. When I do get my house,
32:30
the one thing I want to invest in is a heated driveway, all right,
32:34
big money keaning daddy money bags. Yeah, I definitely need that,
32:38
like twice again out of the thing. Yeah, how how does that work?
32:43
What do you plan on? Lifts? Usually water, I think hot
32:45
water underneath the either water or sometimes like they actually like the coils. Yeah,
32:50
and it just runs underneath the driveway. Driveway keep the snow from sticking.
32:58
Mm hmm. And the more you know, the more you know.
33:02
We're complaining though it's not like we live in Buffalo. Yeah, that's what
33:07
I was like, where you do big facts Alaska them niggas well. That
33:15
was the thought that had like way back when, back when it was actually
33:17
getting to know. But now we don't get like that warming is doing this
33:22
thing. How the grisel to sell drugs in that. I always think that.
33:27
I always think that really on the corners, Apparently summertime does exist on
33:34
the twelve degree where they go from May to September. That's the greed they
33:43
got drug season. That drug season. Drug season is summertime. Mm hmm.
33:50
Fiends coming out and that ship too in the winter whenever they are coming
33:54
out to Kensington. Now they're still in New Orleans. That's like this.
34:00
Then they fall out through the spring. They frozen in them Leans. That's
34:06
how they stay worn the zombie fe're like coy fishy, just have it.
34:10
Excuse me. My week was pretty good. Got an announcement one of the
34:17
last few times I'll be doing this. We made some some good partnerships,
34:22
some good friendships. So second to last week with Magic mind nice and it's
34:37
it's been a good partnership. It's been a good partnership. We had some
34:40
good times, some good episodes. It's been good ship. The check man
34:46
you're talking about, we got the Amino lapses. I didn't even get the
34:52
fucking Macha nigga. The ship, cool drink the ship and ship is the
34:58
fucking money. Listen, hey, yo, and I wanted to hear shooting
35:01
the fucking bread shinding the bread. They sent the bread shind it again.
35:09
They can talking about how many times if I got to talking about I want
35:15
to submit, Mike's not getting his check fucking bread, you bubb ass nigga,
35:40
I could have been disaster. He's like, man, you know,
35:45
hey, you know what I needed. What you need, Lama. I
35:47
needed some magic mone That's what I gats exactly. You know, it's been
35:53
about a month. About a month. We're taking it taking about a couple
35:58
of two to three times a week, a couple of dabs. Yeah,
36:00
you know, just uh, especially helps when I'm at work. No,
36:05
it's like for real helps when I'm at work because I don't know why,
36:07
but every day around like one thirty or two. It's that two o'clock crashed
36:14
now that I started eleven thirty. So it's just like, damn, I
36:20
just woke up, like, but I'll just be there like damn if I
36:25
don't have it. Sometimes I'll just like put my head right on my desk
36:29
because like I'm at home exactly, no one knows knows. I'm just gonna
36:31
be like, let me just take a quick, quick two minute. You
36:36
know, if I had it's four thirty, my dog will wake me up.
36:40
This my living alarm clock. But yeah, you know, thanks to
36:45
the Macha, like you said, Astra Ganda lions me and mushroom all of
36:52
that good stuff, and how yeah, we ain't never get shit ever again,
37:00
not if they listen, because who whose man's is this? That's our
37:07
man's obviously self sabotaged bro. Mike was. Mike was looking so concerned.
37:10
When I started, I knew what it was. I was like, I'm
37:15
like, oh, so when he did that, I was like, oh,
37:19
it's open season. No, no, no, nothing about that.
37:23
No, he said, they have two more times another time. I think
37:29
this is gonna be the best one sure, and ironically it might be lost
37:38
lost the next day we got fired. Bad luck well them niggas, Mike
37:50
is just you know what, I'm I'm gonna burn the bridge. I don't
37:52
care. I mean, there's no there's no going back to them. Nah,
37:55
there's no. First of all that out. First of all them niggas
38:00
was funny anyway. Number one, it's a little funny. Number two,
38:07
I'm having fun. Yeah, and that's why they come here because we have
38:12
fun exactly. They don't think do they think, like, let's be real,
38:17
our listeners are stupid. I don't think they think that, even though
38:25
sometimes I love you guys. Come on, this is all the dance,
38:36
This is all us having fun. We're doing it, said the dance bro.
38:40
The dance is the it's the partnership brand dance. You. You don't
38:49
hide behind the veil of fate God Robert. We advertise the Magic Bottle Ship
38:53
Nigga Ship's cool. I just because they're giving us money. There's a lot
38:59
of niggas offer us money every day. We don't take every fucking ding.
39:02
True, that's actually true, and I'm being real. It's offers in that
39:07
Gmail account a lot. We don't take everyding because if we did the first
39:13
forty minutes would be like would sound ye, try this, try that,
39:17
try this that, and there, so have you tried these alps? We
39:27
look we look like one of my midget porn sites just adds everywhere. But
39:31
we don't do that selling. We're selling lambskin cons, condoms, other fucking
39:39
motherfucking uh wood veneers. We just be selling every fucking thing because why George
39:46
Washington's why not get your mother look at George Washington slave teeth Repelic goes to
39:52
the real slave master teeth. If you grind your teeth, you can hear
39:58
the slaves cry nigga. So they were taking the time even even joke about
40:08
it on the show. Very true. We fuck with them and they're giving
40:13
them some good money. Hopefully they listen, like, you know, it's
40:16
just like, I hope they listened before they listen, Like it's like,
40:20
I hope you know what you're getting into when you're asking us to do stuff
40:22
like listen to us and then see if we fit your product, because it
40:25
would be a shame. They were like, what's like, We're not an
40:29
average guy. We're not gonna be advertising for the Mormon Church on here unless
40:34
the bag have you soaked lately. I haven't heard the words of Joseph Smith.
40:40
They don't like black people anyway, So no, unless you play football
40:45
a BYU if the bag is right. Did you know that Jesus Christ is
40:51
from America? Did you know that Jesus Christ was born? Did you know
40:57
they mean that that that they believe that Excuse me, yeah, doesn't it
41:01
They don't. They think like they believe you tak people. People are like
41:07
I guess we're not evil, cursed or some ship like they think he was
41:12
born in Lakeland here Jesus regions, like most of the Polynesians are Mormon.
41:20
They are a lot of them. Jesus. I would have never it's true.
41:29
And correspondent Pineapple, I didn't know that that's what they saw, that
41:37
pineapple juice. I thought they was Christians. Listen, Christians. Well,
41:42
it's wacky Christian you know what I'm saying. Like I said, yeah,
41:45
he was Christianity. Most of these religions. There's a lot of weird offshoots,
41:52
like you would call it weird, well, but it is specific niche
42:00
differentia thing near like that's a drink like day's nasty. They think motherfucking they
42:08
think Native Americans used to be white people, but they sinned against God,
42:13
so God cursed them and made their skin quote unquote read and made that.
42:16
That's what Native Americans. What's the difference between them and scientologists at this point?
42:21
Motherfucking thing. I'd say a lot. Eighty years between the founders,
42:27
well, eighty years. One founder was born in eighteen sixty six. One
42:34
was born in nineteen twenty seven. That's about it. You want to keep
42:39
it a bean bean ban. I don't think that's true. It is all
42:43
right. I don't know if these these are exactly correct. Eight years?
42:49
Where was John Smith born Joseph Smith, Joe whatever, eighteen eighteen o five?
42:54
And when was Iran L. L. Ron Hubbard born Ronbird oh damn
43:00
nineteen eleven? About one hundred years. I was like, it be funny,
43:05
we just because I know that they were random numbers of your head.
43:07
But it was funny. It was close close. That was close enough,
43:09
close enough. He's up on his knowledge because I wouldn't guess those numbers.
43:13
One was a fiction writer, slash alleged better all one was an alleged scammer.
43:20
The South part episode is funny from the numbers were due for another wacky
43:24
religion. Uh it's coming. I don't according to those numbers, you know,
43:30
about one hundred years, nineteen eleven. What's next. We'll figure it
43:35
out. This right here, this is Chenanism anywhere has to wear a snuggie.
43:45
This is his preachers. Roll right here, just like this, pull
43:47
up to the pullpit. Ah, grand old time, grandle Nah. My
44:05
music wouldn't be like that music Bellinger. Okay, alright, why Eric Belinger
44:15
was saying all the hymnals, the bishop, all the Archbishop Bellinger, all
44:23
the Keenanism by I just don't understand. That's the church left, that's the
44:31
hand, all right, everybody turned to the hymnals, page oh No.
44:37
Five, the same as page seventy eight. It's all the same. That's
44:45
the organ. And I'm mean, Miana wanter, he this is the brand
44:51
Keenan, This is the brand. I just I just don't get wild always
44:54
to go to. He's not even my favorite arm b singer, but that's
45:01
you know, he's not. And then the script, the Bible is just
45:06
the fucking screenplay for Hitch. I don't know, we know he likes jails.
45:14
The Bible is the screenplay for all right, turn to Oh my god,
45:22
Exterior, New York, Hudson River, Our Lord and Savior, Will
45:28
Smith takes his date. What you ski? You gotta breaking the wholely Statue
45:34
of Liberty in Elis Island? Amen? Got breaking into the d v D
45:37
chapters. Chapters bring into that good time stv D chapters. I watched that
45:45
movie the other year. It hits every time. Don't you worry about it?
45:49
That movie, it's great. That's the one other hymnal. No,
45:53
it's three hymnals. It's that. And then there's the one ghost song that
45:58
goes like time, I think in that movie. And then fucking White Chicks,
46:04
said Mark Ronson. I'm pretty sure him and Daniel Merriweather something like if
46:08
you know, you know, hey, that's that's a banger, right,
46:10
if you know you know church services will be held on Tuesdays. It's just
46:16
because on Tuesdays be different, very different. With Dog Fresh Prince came on
46:22
Tuesdays. I feel like it came on Tuesday nights. I wasn't even paying
46:25
attention. I don't know MJ was older, so it would make more sense
46:30
to you. Oh no, it could have been Thursdays. Do you want
46:35
any of these things I must see TV. I don't know, can't miss
46:38
miss. By the time I got into it was on reruns on nickd Knight,
46:44
and you know what I quite miss. Yeah. We didn't watch Fresh
46:47
Prince as it was on. Oh but they were on reruns and they were
46:51
before on Nickelodeon. They were on like TV others, some other champel.
46:54
Yeah. Sure, but I was like five six, Oh, yes,
46:59
like when you were around school. It wasn't on nickod Knight yet. Yes
47:00
it was, it was, Yes, it was. Yeah, that's crazy.
47:04
It was on nickd Night before it was on something else before that.
47:07
It was rerun. Oh sure, it was everywhere. I think it was
47:09
TBS because I used to come one morning. I used to watch it for
47:12
school. Yeah, only I only watched It was probably been on a damn
47:16
near every major network because I found out Whodell was mm hm back when she
47:22
was Chase Babans nineteen undeserved fat. I didn't say that compared to what you
47:29
said undesirable. It was like she said fat and then you said I didn't
47:32
say that. I didn't say. I didn't agree. I didn't mean that
47:36
before you agree her fatness did not have anything to do with it. She
47:42
wasn't No, she wasn't fat. She just didn't fat. She was she
47:46
was big. She was figure that was fat. Yes, yeah, nineteen
47:53
she was fat, all right, Okay, okay, twenty one she started
47:59
swimming that. Wait, now she's a full grown Jamaican woman. What's the
48:01
next one? Twenty five? Yeah? Yeah? And then thirty Yep,
48:07
how she got four her albums, her age album the ages at the time
48:15
wherever she makes the album. That's so, that's the age. You know
48:19
that. You didn't know that. I knew that, but I was like,
48:22
how many did she make? I'm like, nineteen, twenty five,
48:24
thirty, I'm like, there's a thirty thirties. Last thirty is the Hello
48:28
one? No? They no way. Thirty was Hello? Yeah, thirty
48:31
was Hello. What's the one that just came out with? Thirty five?
48:36
No? No, no, no, I think she did for that one.
48:38
She didn't do an age for that one. I don't think. No,
48:40
she came up with an album. Hello was twenty five? Sorry?
48:44
Hello? Okay? Was twenty twenty one? That's the most. Thirty was
48:50
the other ship? Yep, the one what my little on me, my
48:53
little lazy on me? Yeah, there we go easy on me. Yeah,
48:57
she's thirty five now, yes, school Wait, so thirty came out?
49:01
He's still messing with the Lebron's. Uh yeah, or married rich?
49:07
Oh they're married now they might be congratulations. Come I see her all the
49:10
time with him. Come on, we're just making things up, man.
49:15
I found my picky eater list. Just check the HAPs. I'm sure it's
49:17
on there. He is not. They're not not married, thank you.
49:20
C to the HAPs. Well in the HAPs just said that that they have
49:25
they're expecting a child, So tell me when they're married. Yeah, all
49:29
right, So what's your picky eating? So this so it's foods you will
49:31
never like, not or foods you won't try. I pretty much just did
49:36
foods I don't eat so blue cheese, mustard, okay, raw fish as
49:42
cargo. Hold on, So what do you have on your hot dogs?
49:45
Catch up? Just just catch up or I just eat it eat well,
49:50
not raw. But I don't like mustard. I think mustard is horrible unless
49:53
it's honey mustard. Honey mustards, Yeah, mustard, fucking discuss If so,
50:00
you just have ketch up on your hot dogs? If I put ketchup
50:04
on it, sometimes it just eat it dry some beans, beans, putting
50:07
beans on. I do raw dog, Glizzy, Wow, put some chili.
50:15
There's something. There's some hot dog. Certain companies, certain brands that
50:17
you can just roll do. Certain don't cook it a certain way. Certain
50:21
ones just don't need any Economies like them. Uh movie hot dogs. Uh
50:27
sour though bread not really a fan, keep on going. Vinegar no tomatoes,
50:34
vinegar. I mean you're not just eating. You're not eating. You
50:36
don't eat. You don't eat sauce. We're not in England. What are
50:39
you talking? You eat sausa, no sausak about vinegar? You don't eat
50:44
salsa. Yeah. I don't like tomatoes. Oh okay, like just just
50:49
tomatoes, Yeah, okay, cucumbers and not really not okay my feeling,
50:53
I just got It'll roll with that because it tastes like the green pot of
50:58
water mel I'm like, oh I can eat that. I'm watermelon. Who's
51:01
eating the green part of the water? Like you know how like sometimes your
51:04
teeth just scrape it? Watermelon. Begin with discussing cabbage summer when I wasn't
51:15
here and I forget you're not doing listen, what about that ship? It
51:21
don't taste like ship. Yes, it does it does it? Does it?
51:24
You haven't had the good stuff. There is no good sink that and
51:28
black eyed Peas and that track taking an apple over watermelon. White Castle is
51:34
delicious. White Castle is no watermelon. Candy and juices, juice or whatever
51:39
they have like the like the ocean spray, the little watermelon bi ocean spray,
51:45
crying watermelon or something watermelon, jolly ranchers. Hey, cabbage, I
51:51
don't like cabbage. Cabbage be good as I just had some Jamaican cabbages last
51:54
week. My mom just made you doing stuff that's like it's like okay,
52:00
it's like liver, okay, okay, keep on going, all right,
52:04
russell sprouts, I understand. I had some good ones. I made some.
52:07
They're not the worst, but they're better. You stigma against don't you
52:10
turn twenty seven? You don't like cabbage? Yeah, yeah, one of
52:16
the same. Garlic you are your motherfucking picking mind. I'm like, what
52:24
is this anyway? What do you what do you? Picky eater test food?
52:30
You will not eat no garlet garlic. You like garlic like garlic bread.
52:34
Garlic bread is all right, but that's the only so many food Yeah,
52:37
you don't get the garlic fan of the tastes like you can't. Garlic
52:42
is like one of the fundamental seasonings. I think you have like a weird
52:45
line because you know, those are the ingredients. That's one of the main
52:50
four ingredients and every time you cook, especially meat. But I gotta the
52:53
way it smells. What's next? What's next? One? Wow? Really
53:00
good for you? Huh? Onions? I take onions off everything. Wow.
53:06
Okay, I don't understand. That's why I don't like white castles like
53:10
cooked onions. It's just there's only in it. I get my cheeseburgers from
53:15
McDonald's and anywhere else. Yo, don't put onions and mustard on my that's
53:19
wrang. What I like salt onions on a cheese steak Like, I don't
53:24
even want that crunch. No, don't fu No, man just said any
53:30
flavor that I can get to keep it off my food. You know,
53:34
it's fine if you obviously, if you use it for flavor, but I'm
53:36
not eating that ship. I don't want to eat it. Yeah. That's
53:37
why I said the list is your list might be weird because I feel like
53:40
you're just putting like just ingredients like garlic to avocado. Already went over that.
53:50
I don't eat strawberry like I don't like strawberries like the fruit. I
53:54
won't eat strawberry, but I like strawberry flavor things. Those who killed me
53:58
so No, I'm not saying strawberry is a nasty but another will never see
54:02
you got a bushel stopber something like. No, I do like chocolate,
54:06
strawbery delicious anymore. Mushroom, No, mushrooms nasty as hell, mushy and
54:14
just what the egg plants? No, okay, I'm with you. Beats.
54:20
I'm never even a crow came across I had a beat one time.
54:22
I was like, it was like spicy and weird crawled. Beats never came
54:27
across my desk. Cott cheese cheese. Absolutely, I'm with you. Pickles,
54:34
Okay, no, thank you. I have a love hate thing with
54:37
a pickle. I never go out my way to get a pickle, but
54:40
with my pickle, it all depends to go out of your way to get
54:45
a pickle. You got If money got to come to you, you gonna
54:49
change. Pickles can't be your life if it find your it's way into your
54:54
mouth. You're not complaining what happened. Yeah, it's ready as well.
55:04
Just hork it down. So last two olives olives disgusting and yogurt blacks green.
55:09
But it doesn't matter. I tried, I'm trying. I've been trying
55:13
a lot. I've tried a few times. Like yogurt, yogurt is good.
55:15
But I can tell you what you know because I can't have strawberry yogurt.
55:20
You can't mean blueberries raspberry. But any yogurt is nasty. I don't
55:23
Greek yogurt. All that ship nasty. What I like pudding you never tried
55:29
for Like granola yogurt is pretty good, it's still yogurt. I don't like
55:31
gla that ship like like granola. Okay no, But some things I do
55:37
like, like can tuna. Tuna's fine, Like tuna you don't likes.
55:42
I like shrimp, cooked fish awful, peanut butter, ranch dressing. You
55:46
know what I'm saying, pork, turkey, beef. I like a sparagus,
55:51
cauliflower, color flowers nasty office fried eddie form because I like broccoli,
55:57
So brocoli and colie flower to me, one be they're not the same.
56:00
They're not, No, they're not. They taste completely different. Oranges,
56:04
grapefruit, raisins like peas, Yeah, of course past peas like we used
56:09
to passive peas like we used to do, wheat bread, apples, orangeat
56:15
bread, list of whole food. Shrimp like shrimp, Yeah, but there's
56:19
a lot of ship on it. I didn't like and apparently put hello emphasis
56:22
on that. Pea and shrimp put some basins. I'm stuck on the garlic.
56:27
I'm not. I'm I don't even like the way like Elsie probably doesn't
56:30
even know how many meals it's been in that you've had. I'm sure every
56:37
I know you didn't know. I don't like Italian food. Isn't making sense.
56:42
I don't like it, Talian food, Pizza, I don't like tany
56:44
food that don't count. It's just this pizza I don't eat like. I
56:47
don't like it, like spaghetti. I'll eat it, but I want to
56:52
ask for it, all right, ZD my man, you just keep giving
56:58
different forms of the same. It's all this. He keeps saying, you
57:04
don't like chicken parm if you eat pizza the garlic and you said no chicken
57:09
palm, really eat it? Like if I have to, if I if
57:12
chicken parm is the only choice, Like if I'm doing like a wedding,
57:15
they're like, all right, chicken palm or fucking ass yeah, or veal
57:20
fucking cauliflower wings. What you say you like colif I do, but califlower
57:24
wings are not it? Yeah, that's what we need to stop doing.
57:28
That ship calling things. That's not wings. Wings. No, it's fucking
57:31
fried calarifier with fucking buffalo sauce. That's not a fucking wings. That's not
57:36
it. Motheruckers need to be stop wings or just nuggets. Yes, they're
57:40
just that too. Boneless wings, boneless wings, just chicken, just chicken.
57:45
That's fine, But I'm still calling bones wings and chicken. Call them
57:49
chicken nuggas chicken nuggets. Why would call them chicken ugget when if I go
57:52
somewhere and they have boneous wings, saying let me get chicken nuggets, like
57:54
nigga, we don't have chicken nuggets? Okay, how they're not doing that?
58:00
Why I go somewhere just to cause a rockets? Why would you go
58:04
to a restaurant and get boneless wings. That's like the dude that walks into
58:07
police stations with his camera on for no reason. He just walks in there,
58:08
like what do you want? He's like nothing, I can recording here,
58:10
nobody stopping me, not breaking any rules. That's starting problem for no
58:17
reason. I'm gonna get that for chicken nuggets. But if they're literally on
58:22
the menu as boneless wings, and I'm like, yo, give me those
58:24
chicken nuggets they're like the boneless wings underaggets. No, they won't. It
58:30
won't be a what sauce do you want? What sauce do you want?
58:34
That's it? This niggas annoying, that's whatna. Yeah, exactly see the
58:39
problem Keenan is disagree because they know it's chicken nuggets, but they'll they'll probably
58:45
roll their eyes, yes, walk in the kitchen like versus boneless every time
58:51
I go spins nuggets. Please, I'll be like, I'll be like kind
58:54
of get order wings like you want the boneless or the bone in I'm like,
58:58
you don't want Why do you give these people of trouble? Because do
59:02
you see what I mean? Do you see what I'm saying? No,
59:05
I'm sure somebody because if I want chicken uggas, I'll go to McDonald's.
59:08
Are you the type of person like if like the receipt paper doesn't come out
59:12
or something like that, something goes wrong with the register. You're like,
59:14
oh, I guess just freaking out. That's crazy. Always pay my money,
59:20
Always pay my money. I guess it's free now. And they're like,
59:23
but if people ask you want the bon nail or the boneless, I'm
59:25
like the boneus what. I'm glad I never had to serve you or anything
59:31
like that anywhere. We got the same ship. We've got the same ship.
59:37
Don't offer me question, just pissing people up. I'm not even making
59:42
people. Man, be having a great time with my waiters and waitresses.
59:45
They talk to the people serve. They're not having a great time with you,
59:49
servers. They're having a great year. They're fake laughing. Hah Yeah,
59:55
they come down, we'll be having pad wows, pow wows. Yeah,
1:00:00
man, oh keenan. Talk to the people that save your food.
1:00:06
Treat them as people. Speaking of things that people don't like. Steven A.
1:00:10
Smith is not like Jason Whidlock. No, he don't. You know
1:00:15
what's funny about that? Who does nobody really good? Question? Not fair?
1:00:19
When he started out, I didn't realize this is the first time he's
1:00:21
ever said anything anything to him. Ever, the first time he's like mentioned
1:00:24
his name, he's never even They've been in colleagues for like the past like
1:00:29
fifteen years or something like that, and they never even he's tired of him.
1:00:32
So what was the beef about? Because I saw that he was like,
1:00:35
I'm finally going to address that fat fuck or some ship well people.
1:00:40
Willock started it. He was pretty much talking about how Steven a Smith.
1:00:44
He was questioning if he even went to Winston Salem. Uh, like was
1:00:49
on the basket it was on He was like, how do you average one
1:00:51
point? And all this other ship? How do you average one point five
1:00:52
points? If he played in one game and then all this came from it
1:00:58
makes sense, but that's it's he probably didn't in one game. He didn't
1:01:00
play. But also it's them for the hill to die on it to like
1:01:05
who cares if you played college ball or not. It's stem from the Cat
1:01:07
Williams. Then he literally mentioned that he was like Cat Williams the interview kind
1:01:13
of inspired me or whatever the fun he said, and then he just went
1:01:16
on his tangent about Steven Smith Steve and it was like the video I saw
1:01:22
was like a minute and a half or however long. It wasn't that long.
1:01:27
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he said stephen A didn't write the
1:01:29
book that he released, even though that's very common common A lot of people
1:01:32
write the book books, and it says it on in the book because there
1:01:39
you probably think Malcolm xwort Is on autobiography, He absolutely thinks that, without
1:01:43
a doubt, who's this. Some people might write them, but a lot
1:01:47
of people people don't have someone there, and a lot of people aren't authors.
1:01:51
So that's how that goes. I forget what the thing is on the
1:01:54
book, but it says it. I don't know, but yeah, told
1:02:00
by or yeah, they have the person told by, You have the person
1:02:04
with them and they're telling them their life story, and then that person goes
1:02:08
and writes it makes it sound good because that's their job. But somebody feel
1:02:14
like somebody just assuming that that's the author we want to be a hater.
1:02:20
Doesn't know that, but he doesn't care. He just he lives in misinformation.
1:02:25
He lives and yeah, in sensation. That's his point. The wrong
1:02:30
things, that's why, and that's what makes that's what makes those type of
1:02:32
people the worst him know, But it's just like they'll say whatever to push
1:02:38
whatever gender they have, Like it's no shame. It's the same niggative said
1:02:44
about the George Floyd ship and listen, what do you say? He said,
1:02:47
a whole bunch of function drugs of Coon's he had. You know me,
1:02:57
I'm Lebron hater number number one and one b. But when that nigga
1:03:01
said, like, he said something about, like, yo, the way
1:03:06
Lebron Cook is one. Huh, Lenny Cook might be number one maybe no
1:03:10
Lebron, No, he said, Lenny yeah, no, he loves Lebron.
1:03:14
Now, no, he only loves Lebron. That's all he likes about
1:03:16
basketball is Lebron. He hates everything else. But he said, I talking
1:03:23
about our boy, Lenny No, Lenny yeah. Yes. When he said
1:03:29
he said like, he said, I guess the way Lebron plays or like
1:03:32
I guess it was about his Miami decision. He eludes him. Maybe because
1:03:37
he didn't have a father. That's I don't like my nigga. My niggas
1:03:40
fucking fucking stop like fucking that's when you're just saying, ship, just stop
1:03:46
flapping your guns. Right. So he's been right. He's been his tap
1:03:52
on for years and years and years and stupid as little ass for on your
1:03:59
big, big, meaty head, little hat. It's like putting the thumb
1:04:05
condom on a dick. It looks bad and it's not doing you any favors.
1:04:12
It's not doing flattering. It doesn't give you what you think you're trying
1:04:15
to. It's not given what it's supposed to give. You're not pulling it
1:04:18
off. Yeah, my account got restricted for saying something him one time,
1:04:23
chasing what luck. Yeah, I just remember that. I don't remember what
1:04:26
I said what on Twitter? I got restricted? He reported, you,
1:04:30
I guess he did whatever I said. He reported, I couldn't. Yeah,
1:04:33
I couldn't tweet what happened. Yeah, that was weird, But Steven
1:04:38
a Ether he did great to see a lot of got a lot of memes
1:04:43
from that. Actually, you're right, it was about hour. I ain't
1:04:46
finished though I watched. I think I watched thirty minutes of it, and
1:04:48
I said to tell the people that bitch, bitch think it was he was
1:04:53
apologizing to like his preacher, he said, he said he had to go
1:04:56
to his pastor beforehand and said, you're gonna see a side of me you
1:04:59
haven't seen before. I'm gonna apologize. I apologize to ESPN you had an
1:05:04
advance, Like listen, I own this, but I'm letting you know.
1:05:08
I won't say some ship. I'm gonna say whatever. I know this isn't
1:05:11
the network, but yeah, this guy's to get out. It did,
1:05:15
but I think he's gonna blow over to Like Jill. That was kind of
1:05:20
like a bad example like that because she's saying whatever you'd be saying dumb.
1:05:24
She was. Also, she's not good. She don't, she doesn't.
1:05:26
She's not Jason Willow. She's not Jason. She's like she's almost like the
1:05:30
opposite. Yeah, she's only the opposite end. Like yeah, like everything
1:05:32
with her is like, oh, this isn't happy because that's just black.
1:05:35
It's like annoying. Like did you see what she said? Dan Campbell got
1:05:40
a job because he's white. Yeah, it's like Dan camb got that head
1:05:43
coach job because he was on the fucking lines before. Yeah you know that,
1:05:47
man, I look where they are now. I'm sure being white helped
1:05:50
him. That's got the job at the I'm sure it didn't work against because
1:05:55
it called well because he did well. And then they brought in Patricia and
1:05:59
Patricia. Yeah, if you said Patricia got it because he's white, I
1:06:02
believe that. All right, let's it. I believe that because nobody other
1:06:06
than Bill Belichicks. You see. I think at the time it was like
1:06:10
the band of Me was at that time. But she's always extremely Yeah.
1:06:15
Yeah, she definitely had those takes where I was like, Jamel, I
1:06:16
don't think we have to take that. I'll take that over all day.
1:06:21
Every day she's riding for niggas. I get it. You hate that,
1:06:26
agree with everything's got to be about because such as black. I was like,
1:06:31
no, the niggas just asked. That's asked. Can I say it?
1:06:39
Can I say it? On it? Yeah? Sean McCoy is a
1:06:42
wild thinking but Verry, Yeah, Jamel was just I don't know, at
1:06:45
least he's not with Locke certain niggas, we don't need all that. And
1:06:51
he's definitely one of those like yeah, like he eate them all the hell.
1:06:56
There's not really much else to say about it was just like everybody he
1:06:59
got it. Then Shannon Sharp tagged then and he gave him a little bit
1:07:02
on Nightcap. Oh yeah, he he fired him up to. It's so
1:07:08
weird how it happened because they started a conversation. First of all, I
1:07:12
really enjoy that the clips I catched them him and single, Yeah, everybody
1:07:20
he can he can't have a take. He can't choose a team. I
1:07:25
love everybody who's gonna win, Nigga, We'll see whoever has the most point.
1:07:31
I like that guy on that team. Right, Both teams got good
1:07:35
guys. Depends on who comes out on top of the teams. You can't
1:07:42
be just pick a team. I know you've got friends on team, but
1:07:47
you got to choose that nigga. You said, ain't no round two,
1:07:51
I'm touching bus. He said round to see you round to the mom No,
1:07:59
but he's said up. It was so funny how it happens. Like
1:08:01
he started off by saying like I wish stephen A didn't address him, and
1:08:06
then it just morphed the hand to him, like yeah, because why would
1:08:10
you even address this bum? And it just started going. I'm like,
1:08:14
God, he personally don't like doing that. Yeah, I mean he deserves
1:08:19
it. I was making a thing. I mean, this is what he's
1:08:23
getting, what he's asking for. But at the same time, it's like,
1:08:26
hopefully this is the last time. Yeah, because he's not gonna get
1:08:28
a job. He already can't get a job. So it's not like he's
1:08:30
on Blaze fucking what the fucking he's on the right wing internet now, he's
1:08:34
not even on TV. He's on the right wing fucking friends YouTube. Whe
1:08:40
they like buddy Buddy really Yeah, Sage just moving crazy too. He can
1:08:45
touch my hair. Another another, I can't trust anything. Another raccoon them
1:08:55
in their little fucking human fingers. They like to traveling packs. Mm hmm.
1:09:02
Look at the key and so fuck that nigga? Yeah? Who else?
1:09:13
Who else? We got here? What do you want to talk about
1:09:17
that now or next time? Most because I feel like you might have a
1:09:25
little more than say about that. Then we'll get let's do that after Okay,
1:09:30
let's let's let's get in the juice World's weird ass x yo. That
1:09:34
can you tell me about this? Because you have no idea what you're talking
1:09:38
for. First of all, as we all know, Jewice World has passed
1:09:42
recipes Juice World, right, it was like two years ago, right,
1:09:44
two years. He's been pasted a while now, right, this is fucking
1:09:49
bitch for you, and I feel comfortable. Bitch. She's a bitch.
1:09:55
She's a fucking bitch. She hasn't only fans her Juice World's X. Yeah
1:10:01
it's going where you think it's going. He She posted a sex tape of
1:10:08
her and the now deceased Juice World on her only fans, going fucking my
1:10:13
famous ex. She's she's that and was like, oh, I'll just leak
1:10:17
it myself, and it was like it's not even leaked, Like who the
1:10:20
fuck? She was saying that people have been threatening to her on leaking it
1:10:26
for years, so she's like, I'll just put it out myself. No,
1:10:28
no, no, no, that's not how. You let them leak
1:10:30
it and you sue them, and you sue them like you should and it
1:10:35
gets for deformation and you doing that, it's gone. Just dumb, bro,
1:10:42
I've seen that. I was like, I don't believe you knows you
1:10:45
know, I didn't see the tape. I didn't see it. You know
1:10:46
what I'm saying. I saw watch on the corner. But you know,
1:10:50
what's fucked up? Even more fun up about that whole situation. But hold
1:10:55
what what Lama is crazy? I was saying, I saw the situation happen,
1:11:03
and I was clarifying that I did not see the sex tape, and
1:11:06
I was like, I didn't see it. Your proclivities and your proclimities.
1:11:13
I know you, I know your E. He's board in the house all
1:11:15
day. It's going stirt crazy. E don't know what to do. I
1:11:18
started clicking funny links, said, all those drugs have to find out.
1:11:26
You could be going forever. I want to see what that lean looked like.
1:11:31
I never seen that. I ain't never seen nothing of that got pro
1:11:34
mize, Dick. No, I did not watch that man watching that ship.
1:11:42
Here we are. We're here now. So the worst thing about it
1:11:45
is the fact, not only the fact that she posted that on our only
1:11:47
fans now whether you got to take this with a grain of salt, whether
1:11:51
it's true or not. But she claims, she claims that she made two
1:11:58
hundred and fifty K and one day off that I believe that. I believe.
1:12:04
I'm like, I'm gonna say this to you. I'm gonna say this
1:12:08
to you. I'm in the camera right here. I want you to understand,
1:12:15
I'm not taking a while. If you went on that woman's page,
1:12:21
subscribe and I'm pretty sure the videos behind the paywall, and you paid extra
1:12:27
money to watch that video. You are a sick fuck and you need help.
1:12:36
It's no ifs, no ands or butts about it. You are weird,
1:12:44
you are unsavable, and the only way to save yourself is to go
1:12:51
seek help, not not home Depot help like I would normally. That's that's
1:12:57
what I thought. Normally I would suggest Depot Health. But I think you
1:13:03
need a professional. Damn a professional that works at home Depot home improvement question
1:13:15
for you? No better? Huh. Let's say that one of your celebrity
1:13:19
crushes, who's dead. That's weird. I'm sorry, No, No,
1:13:26
they're dead. That's weird. Why are we looking at that's fucking weird?
1:13:35
Nobody, Well, I don't care what y'all believe. That's nah. So
1:13:42
feeling that. So if that lead video of Ashanti was to come out and
1:13:46
she's after after her demise, no, she's dead, I'm not doing I'm
1:13:55
not gonna pay for it. I'm not gonna pay for I'm a way for
1:13:57
to come on Twitter watch. But she's like, let's have some respect for
1:14:02
the dead. Now, Hey man, nigga said, niggas said she was
1:14:09
alive. You gotta go back and see what I can't watch all his names
1:14:13
somewhere, he said, he go back, Yeah, that's wild. I
1:14:15
guess see, I can see it. You know what I'm saying, Like,
1:14:17
I feel bad because if I'm going to watch it, I'm going to
1:14:23
do's dead. I want to do my blame and blame to a dead person
1:14:29
that post. Why not that probably he's like a truck? What do you
1:14:32
mean? Why not? Why not? I mean because they're dead dead,
1:14:41
because they're dead. I get it. Because they're dead. You don't.
1:14:45
You don't get that. So I mean they're on wood. But if Cherokee
1:14:51
was to die, you're not watching any of her videos anymore because she's dead.
1:14:56
It would be very hard to probably wouldn't. Yeah, it would be
1:14:59
hard, all right, Like what it would be very hard? It would
1:15:10
be very hard. Did the keenan again? Knock on wood? I think
1:15:16
I think he dies. I think I don't want the old one. Her
1:15:23
fate, that her fate now is just worse than death. She's just washed
1:15:27
about the worst is big washed washed, how hard she's falling, worse than
1:15:32
death? Washed? She looks terrible. This is worse than her dying.
1:15:39
She'd be better off, she but she's dead. To me, that's crazy.
1:15:45
That is so crazy. No, I'm not. I'm just you don't
1:15:50
want to do it. She looks like that sad, just about as sad
1:15:57
as you beat her funeral. It's the same sadness. Okay, wow,
1:16:00
okay, I'm just saying it was definitely a warning period. We know you're
1:16:06
listening to Pinky. I think that the chick was miss her only fans for
1:16:12
money, yes, but I'm not surprised that people would be curious enough to
1:16:15
watch inclined to watch it. What type of curiosity and I World fans think
1:16:20
about them? I don't give fuck nigga. I like, I like Kidred
1:16:27
love Kindred came out. I ain't watching it. She had a different type
1:16:31
of fan base though, okay, like little like little geekers. Yeah,
1:16:35
gek is geekers and listen looking at Juice World, that's what we're saying,
1:16:41
geekers. Isn't the Kendred different type of geekers from my understanding, that's the
1:16:47
most recent reports that I saw. It wasn't. She didn't put it out.
1:16:53
It was like a message with a screenshot but like covering it so like
1:16:59
it was very clear, like what she was talking about or promoting, but
1:17:03
it wasn't out up for sale yet. And then two the last thing I
1:17:09
seen was that little baby paid off whoever the hacker or leaker was and got
1:17:15
the video back so that she doesn't like they don't have it to leak anymore.
1:17:19
It's not actually, oh yeah, is that like it was like a
1:17:26
post or message on her own. Well whoever just described to her only fans.
1:17:30
I know they mad as fuck. Well the fact subscribing to her only
1:17:33
fans because she's juice for X. It's another very crazy Yeah, me to
1:17:38
reevaluate your horniness, I guess you don't deserve that money. Again, I
1:17:42
keep trying to tell you there's nothing that horny niggas won't do. Yes,
1:17:47
no, how horny because we talked about the cowheart and the car battery.
1:17:56
Yeah, them niggas are weird. Yeah, so there's nothing at horny nigger
1:18:00
won't do. There's different grades of horny. Doesn't say there's a certain grade
1:18:03
of hornings where like we need to exercise them. Niggas just need to do.
1:18:08
You need to put them niggas on a farm. You don't sleep forgot,
1:18:11
you don't know until until the doctor Moore sleep them niggas. Well,
1:18:16
I'm just saying, I'm telling you exactly, it's not me the Juice World
1:18:24
text d I still, did you not say that you made nothing? I'm
1:18:30
god, I'm okay say I'm not say please please share with the class how
1:18:40
many times did you? Guys, Chloe, she's not dead, but you're
1:18:45
a horny to where you recorded it on a loop's not dead. No,
1:18:49
I'm just I'm just I'm just talking about her character. That's immediately Wow.
1:18:58
Yeah, of course, I'm just strictly talking about the horniness. But how
1:19:01
you had that on loop? First of all, loop that's not the same.
1:19:05
And you know that's not the same. I mean it's very horny behavior
1:19:09
depending on who you like. Wow, that's crazy to have it on loop.
1:19:13
Yeah, so you can see that one part of a bounce, yesoun
1:19:18
bounce back forward and backwards. It's okay, but yeah, those people are
1:19:24
weird that wanted to go subscribe. It's the fun line between that, like,
1:19:28
is it not shocking? Not shocked. I'm not shocked by it at
1:19:30
all, can't be shocked by anything at this point. But I was like,
1:19:33
yeah, uh, horny people. Horny people, niggas are despicable horny
1:19:40
people everywhere. What else we got yeah, niggas? Man, oh man,
1:19:47
I don't know. I just I feel like I actually just want to
1:19:53
get out of here now. I don't even want to that's all right?
1:19:56
Yeah so Michael, Yeah, man, you know, get tickets to the
1:20:02
live show. Not a lot of teats left. Make sure you cop up
1:20:08
on that. Make sure you check out the Patreon subscribe, join the gang.
1:20:15
Make sure you check us out on all social media sites, Twitter,
1:20:19
Instagram, TikTok, you know what I mean. Make sure you join up
1:20:24
on the Twitter community. Make sure you join the discord discord being there popping,
1:20:29
having type of having jokes and recapping episodes and suggestions and inputs, all
1:20:35
types of stuff. You go in there, We all be in there having
1:20:38
a good time. Man, Make sure you come through the discord. What
1:20:44
else? Shout out to the man there at magic Mind? Uh yeah,
1:20:53
don't try to smole it over now. Listen, listen, they know they
1:20:56
know my body. You know what I'm saying. They do now, They
1:21:00
definitely do. Now Now I bet you they be back exactly. Shall see.
1:21:06
That's probably the best best advertising they ever got anybody. That was amazing.
1:21:11
They were like, oh my god, we love that and I want
1:21:13
all of you to apologize as we get that email. That was fucking great,
1:21:17
guys, phenomenal. That was fantastic. We want ten more episodes watch
1:21:27
okay, and we'll give them at a modest increase. Well, once you
1:21:32
said all your no, it's time to go. Okay, all right,
1:21:39
you got copy for the rest of you want to want to know you want
1:21:42
to send Oh the people listen to that part to say it too. They
1:21:45
probably do, probably just like when you say it can send us off you
1:21:50
alright, guys, we'll see you Monday, because Mike already sent us off.
1:21:56
Same time, same time, same place, new time, same time,
1:22:00
new times, need the same place, new time time, new time,
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man, the same time Nigga releases. Listen. I just like what
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he said, Like, when you say this, you sell all you know.
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It's time to go. Thank you guys for listening, and yeah,
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see you in a few days. This is crazy. Listen to it was.
1:22:30
That's what a good stuff, man, We're really good at this.
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We about to see the rim get out. Yeah, this is the seven
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strike minds about dropping out, the can eat the cant the inside guy delay
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didn't stop looking peace