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Our apology to Dak Prescott, why Rashee Rice arrest is GOOD for Chiefs & JSN's FOOLISH complaint · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll say something about the Rashi Rice
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  Speaker 1: arrest that nobody in the media has the balls to say.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go roll the intro. Do wake up back there,
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  Speaker 2: play you fucked?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: All right, yo yo yo, gomm.
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  Speaker 4: Into your life from Philly. It's the number one rated
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  Speaker 1: As always PAULI Fools go here with Tony Fools Going
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  Speaker 1: Tony Huge Show Today.
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  Speaker 4: Rashil Rice will.
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  Speaker 3: Get into that.
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  Speaker 1: Also, Dak Prescott, he just did something Tony that well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I think we actually owe him an apology,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And we're also going to be bringing back
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  Speaker 1: the Future of Sports Talk, which our produce a ruined
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  Speaker 1: last time, Tony AI. You won't want to miss that.
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  Speaker 1: But we do have urgent issues to discuss right here.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you may have noticed that the last
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  Speaker 1: episode of this show appeared on Apple Pie gas as
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  Speaker 1: Video last week, but then mysteriously disappeared, and well, we
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  Speaker 1: immediately put in a strongly worded tech support ticket and
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  Speaker 1: we haven't heard anything back, which clearly means their attorneys
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  Speaker 1: and PA teams they're scrambling to do damage control, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And I filed the complaint with the Better Business Bureau.
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  Speaker 3: They're done done.
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  Speaker 1: And speaking of damage control, we need to control ourselves
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  Speaker 1: from damaging our producer in his face right now because
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  Speaker 1: look at this discuss. You can't look at this if
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  Speaker 1: you're on appy anyway. Our producer had the balls to
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  Speaker 1: show up to today's show wearing a Knicks hat.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I knew it all along.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, you knew it. He's a trader. Yeah, and you
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  Speaker 4: know you've been working here six years.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. We never asked you because nobody cares. But where
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  Speaker 1: are you actually from?
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  Speaker 3: Where are you from New Jersey? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I see? Oh so you're posing as in New York?
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  Speaker 1: I Meandy, can you believe this guy?
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  Speaker 2: How do you have the goal to go around posing
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  Speaker 2: as if you're from a city where you're not from.
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  Speaker 3: How do you even sleep at night?
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  Speaker 5: I sleep fine?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have that futon in your mom's basement
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  Speaker 1: all to yourself anyway, exactly. You know that's a lesson
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  Speaker 1: for all you out there. If you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be a loser like our producer, you know, you got
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  Speaker 2: You know you do all that, and remember to tell
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  Speaker 2: them they're about to lose their company for taking down
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  Speaker 2: our video.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, make sure to mention that in the comedy.
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  Speaker 3: You all that.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get right into a top story, big story out
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  Speaker 1: of Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Rashi Rice, who was
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  Speaker 1: already in trouble for a multi car crash that he
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  Speaker 1: was in. He just failed a drug test for the
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  Speaker 1: DHC and his marijuana cigarette the whatever while he was
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  Speaker 1: on probation, and he got sentenced to thirty days in jail. Well,
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  Speaker 1: now people are saying this is bad for the chase,
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  Speaker 1: but don'ty I don't see that at all, do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Not at all? If anything, this is great. Think about it.
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  Speaker 2: If the chiefs let Rashi Rice covode all over town
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  Speaker 2: in public with total freedom, he'll probably get into another
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  Speaker 2: car crash. But now that he's in jail, there's no
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  Speaker 2: way he can get into a car crash. And you know,
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  Speaker 2: even better, he'll always make curfew. He'll have access to
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  Speaker 2: a gym or at least a pull up bar in
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  Speaker 2: his cell. He'll eat three square meals a day, and
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  Speaker 2: you know he'll be well rested because he's been sitting
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  Speaker 2: in a jail cell all day.
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  Speaker 4: Terrific points all around, don'y You know?
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  Speaker 1: In fact, you when you'll think about it, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: Andy Reid, I would be giving Rashi Rice more marijuana.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: So he gets sent back to jail until opening day
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  Speaker 1: kickoff instead of getting out early. You know, so when
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  Speaker 1: the season starts, he's fully rested and also uninjured from
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  Speaker 1: car crashes.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: You know, when you think about it, I think most
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  Speaker 2: coaches should consider framing their trouble players for crimes they
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  Speaker 2: didn't commit. That way, they spend all their time safe
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  Speaker 2: in jail where you can keep an eye and multiple
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  Speaker 2: cameras on them, and then you make the NFL some
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  Speaker 2: sort of work release program, you know. I mean, when
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  Speaker 2: you think about it, if the Dolphins had just done
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  Speaker 2: this with Tyreek Hill, he wouldn't have been getting arrested
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  Speaker 2: by the police on his way to the stadium. He
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  Speaker 2: would have been getting escorted by police because they would
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  Speaker 2: have been transporting him from the jail.
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  Speaker 1: You know, don't I think you're on the something then,
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  Speaker 1: because you know thinking about this too. If Rashi Rice
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  Speaker 1: and Dyreek Hill and all these other troubled wide receivers
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  Speaker 1: are on probation, then we would all have to wear
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  Speaker 1: those ankle bracelets, you know. Yeah, and will think about
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  Speaker 1: how much that would help us know when they caught
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  Speaker 1: the ball, if they had two feet or one foot
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  Speaker 1: in bounds, you know, because you'd have that GPS tracker,
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  Speaker 1: you know, right there on their ankle.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, if I'm Nick Sirianni, I'm going out
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow and framing AJ Brown for murder, you know, that
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  Speaker 2: way he can't go across state lines and has to
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  Speaker 2: stay in Philadelphia for the whole next season pending his trial.
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  Speaker 4: Makes total sense, Dony.
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  Speaker 1: Just that terrific football and also legal analysis there. And well,
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  Speaker 1: now to some other big news in the NFL. Dak Prescott,
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  Speaker 1: who you know, recently ended his engagement with his fiance
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  Speaker 1: Sarah jay and Ramos right before the wedding. Well, he
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  Speaker 1: was seen earlier this week at a bull riding event
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  Speaker 1: with his ex fiance's best friend. Yeah, and well, when
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  Speaker 1: I saw this nose, Tony, I thought, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: owe Dak an apology here, don't we?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I used to say Dak was terrible at
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  Speaker 2: calling audibles, and well, it's clear that as Dak neared
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  Speaker 2: his wedding, he surveyed the field and didn't like the
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  Speaker 2: route he had called for himself. So he audible to
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  Speaker 2: another woman because he just clearly didn't like what he
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  Speaker 2: was seeing from the opposing side. Yep, now we can
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  Speaker 2: see that Dak has the maturity and presence to look
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  Speaker 2: at the field and make the right call, you know,
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  Speaker 2: to another woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, couldn't agree more, don'ty because you know what do
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  Speaker 1: we always say quarterbacks need a scab and you know
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  Speaker 1: Dak could obviously tell this Sarah Jane Ramos shouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: his number one receiver, you know, so he went with
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  Speaker 1: the number two option. And you know this is not
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  Speaker 1: only good news for the other woman, but also George Pickens,
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  Speaker 1: you know, his number door receiver.
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  Speaker 3: You know, absolutely couldn't agree more.
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  Speaker 1: Well, talking about the receivers, Seahawks wide receiver Jackson Smith
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  Speaker 1: or JSI j yeah to publicly complain that his NFL
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  Speaker 1: award had an error on it. Well, it was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to say Offensive Player of the Year, but instead it's
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  Speaker 1: a Defensive Player of the Year. Rind Well, I actually
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  Speaker 1: think the NFL got it right, don't you?
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  Speaker 2: One hundred Just look at what happened when he got
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  Speaker 2: the award in the mail.
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  Speaker 3: He got very defensive.
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  Speaker 2: He immediately started complaining that someone else made the mistake
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  Speaker 2: and not him. That's textbook being defensive right there. How
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  Speaker 2: do you know it wasn't Jackson JSN who accidentally filled
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  Speaker 2: out the wrong form when he was applying for the award.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's blaming everybody else. Frankly, it doesn't get more
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  Speaker 2: defensive than that.
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  Speaker 4: Perfectly said that, Don'tian. Well, now we got to get
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  Speaker 4: to this.
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  Speaker 1: The Phillies, after starting the season like dog piss and
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  Speaker 1: firing them, who's the manager? Well, they just improved the
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  Speaker 1: sixteen and five under their new interim manager Don Manningly
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  Speaker 1: seeing here in this team photo looking just.
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  Speaker 4: So happy to be part of the team.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I wish you could see this if Apple
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  Speaker 1: showed your video, but you know you can't exactly you
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  Speaker 1: would be seeing how happy this man and proud This
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  Speaker 1: man looks to be a member of the Phillies as
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  Speaker 1: anybody would be. And well, you know, despite this turnaround
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  Speaker 1: for the team, you know, someone someone came up to you,
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  Speaker 1: this moron, And he said that the Phillies are still
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  Speaker 1: only the fourteenth best team in baseball. And I said,
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  Speaker 1: according to what exactly? And he said the standings. And
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  Speaker 1: I said, you look at the standings, This standings, wins
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  Speaker 1: and losses or what tell you who the best team is?
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  Speaker 1: And then I said to this cloud, obviously, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you go look at one thing, buddy, four exactly there
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 2: Four tells you which team is the best in baseball.
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't know what four is, obviously it
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  Speaker 2: stands fan grafts calculation of wins above replacement.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody knows that, of course.
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  Speaker 2: And in the last twenty games, the Phillies have been
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  Speaker 2: number one and four.
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  Speaker 3: You know why that is?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm not gonna waste my time explaining.
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  Speaker 2: If you don't know, you're never gonna You're.
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  Speaker 1: Never gonna know it. Just they'll find anyway. You know,
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  Speaker 1: one thing we got to mention. Unfortunately, but something very
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  Speaker 1: suspicious happened in Game one of the Eastern Conference Finals.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the Cavs were up twenty two points on
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  Speaker 1: the next I go to sleep, you know, thinking this
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  Speaker 1: game's over, and I wake up and I see the
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  Speaker 1: Knicks won the game.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Something something's up there.
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  Speaker 1: Donny, And will something's a good explain You had a
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  Speaker 1: good explanation, Donty tell the people.
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  Speaker 3: Well, first I thought, where was the game played? New York? Yep, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And who's the mayor of New York I'm Donnie. Well, well,
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  Speaker 2: it's clear that when the Calves went up by twenty
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  Speaker 2: two points, Mom, Donnie felt that the Calves were making
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  Speaker 2: too many points, so he called for a redistribution of
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  Speaker 2: points yep, so there would be equal points for both teams.
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  Speaker 3: Which, at the end of regulation, that's what happened.
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  Speaker 4: Equal points exactly. Oh oh, why are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: This is ridiculous, oh, says the guy with the Knicks
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  Speaker 1: hat Pog.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, yeah, yeah, you look ridiculous with that hat on.
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  Speaker 5: No, you think the reason the Calves lost the game
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  Speaker 5: is because the mayor redistributed the points?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Ma'm Donnie doesn't have the power to make that happen.
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  Speaker 5: That's insane.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, well you're mayor mom dummy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they called me mayor mom dunny because I've
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  Speaker 2: done your mom wooo.
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  Speaker 4: Shot it on you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why we got a bigger, more important we
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  Speaker 1: get the Eastern Conference finals. All right, this something more
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  Speaker 1: important and better the Rousy Corano fight, which was just
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  Speaker 1: terrific all around. You know, they pull these morons are
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  Speaker 1: saying this was a bad fight. Well, first of all,
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: I gotta say it. It was an unfair matchup, I thought,
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  Speaker 1: because all they focused on was the fighting, and well,
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  Speaker 1: you know that's not Gina Corrado's skill set, you know,
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  Speaker 1: down the hall, I thought watching another fighting should be
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  Speaker 1: one of the pots of his competition. You know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you do fighting, then you do swimsuit. You know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: that's some acting. You know, then Gina Carano would de
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  Speaker 1: sand the fighting chance, I mean, well not a fighting chance,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what you're talking about it anyway, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: despite that, anyway, I thought this was much must watch TV.
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  Speaker 1: And personally, you know, thinking about this Rowsy Corrano fight
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  Speaker 1: and then that Mike Tyson Jake Ball epic class. You know, personally,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I can ever watch a regular fight
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  Speaker 1: with regular people.
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  Speaker 6: Ever.
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  Speaker 2: Again, how about me too, Like, why would I want
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  Speaker 2: to watch the best people currently in the sport of fighting?
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  Speaker 3: That's so boring?
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  Speaker 2: Nobody knows who these bums are yet you know, you
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  Speaker 2: need star power, name recognition, true legends. That's why I
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  Speaker 2: think we should turn back the clock even further. Like
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  Speaker 2: what if we could take Muhammad Ali DNA and Joe
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  Speaker 2: Frasier DNA and have another thriller in Manila? You know,
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  Speaker 2: I mean sure it would cost a fortune to do that,
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  Speaker 2: but you know Netflix exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if if Netflix can bring back Mike Dyson
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  Speaker 1: and the Happy Gilmore, well they can bring anyone back,
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  Speaker 1: anyone exactly.
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  Speaker 4: You're getting me thinking, Dony.
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  Speaker 1: You know this year's super Bowl was unwatchable garbage, you know, right?
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  Speaker 1: Or what if we just redid old super Bowls instead
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  Speaker 1: of having the super Bowl, you know, like if the
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl is gonna suck, instead, we just have the
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  Speaker 1: four Eagles come back and play the four Patriots, and
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  Speaker 1: we just have them play that super Bowl again.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Again, you know it would cost a fortune, but you
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  Speaker 1: know Netflix, you know Netflix exactly.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what I'd like to see the two
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  Speaker 2: thousand and one six is played the two thousand and
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  Speaker 2: one Lakers in a rematch of those NBA finals. I
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  Speaker 2: just feel like we'd match up so much better against
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  Speaker 2: the Lakers today.
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  Speaker 4: The great Tony.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, I think the Sixers would take it this time,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just think you look, our players have
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  Speaker 1: aged so much better, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So you kidding?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, all right, that wraps up on top of the show,
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  Speaker 1: and now we're gonna get to something very exciting. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring back, after our producer killed it, Tony AI,
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  Speaker 1: the future of sports talk, and we're gonna do that
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  Speaker 1: right after this break.
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  Speaker 4: All right, we're back from break.
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  Speaker 1: So you may remember a couple of months ago, we
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  Speaker 1: talked about this thing that Fox Sports was doing.
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  Speaker 4: They had this app.
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  Speaker 1: It was like Colin Coward AI right where you could
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  Speaker 1: ask an AI version of Colin Coward about sports and
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  Speaker 1: obviously everyone knew, well, they only did it with him
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  Speaker 1: because we said, no, you know, they offered us billions
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  Speaker 1: of dollars, we'll hold on. You know, that's our own
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  Speaker 1: night b very valuable. Yeah, and we already had that
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  Speaker 1: idea years ago. In fact, we were already building the
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  Speaker 1: future of sports talk. We didn't in what we had
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  Speaker 1: showed you called Tony AI.
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  Speaker 4: There it is.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you could ask Tony a chat bot Tony
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  Speaker 1: questions and he'd give you one hundred percent correct answers,
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  Speaker 1: just like the real Tony But then you know, if
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  Speaker 1: you watch that that episode, our producer broke the whole machine.
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  Speaker 1: He broke it, yeah, because he just you know, he
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  Speaker 1: ruins everything he touches exactly, you know, which is why
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  Speaker 1: a woman would never let it, let him touch you.
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  Speaker 3: They don't get it thirty feet anyway.
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  Speaker 1: But don't worry. You know, we got back. We paid
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  Speaker 1: a guy he redid the whole machine. So here we go.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna reload it up here. It is back Tony AI. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I got the Tony AI app open on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just ask it a question about you know, football,
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  Speaker 1: and you'll see it's gonna spit out a response.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, uh, Tony AI.
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  Speaker 1: Analyze the NFL schedule and tell us what will be
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  Speaker 1: the easiest game for the Eagles this season.
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  Speaker 6: The easiest game for the Eagles will be when they
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  Speaker 6: played the Cowboys in Dallas on Thanksgiving Day. And on
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  Speaker 6: the subject of easiest, producer Jay's.
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  Speaker 4: Mom, Wow, wow, that was pretty good working. That was perfect.
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  Speaker 3: That guy did job.
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  Speaker 4: It was you ye.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's do another demonstration here, Rob, let
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  Speaker 1: me take us up. Okay, I got something all right,
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  Speaker 1: tony Ai. What are the chances of the Cowboys making
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs this season?
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  Speaker 6: The chances of the Cowboys making the playoffs is point
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  Speaker 6: zero zero zero zero row zero zero zero zero zero to,
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  Speaker 6: which is also the same chance producer as of ever
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  Speaker 6: seeing a vagina.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, again, that was very accurate the you know what?
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  Speaker 3: I really thought.
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  Speaker 2: I was listening to myself there again, I'm very impressed.
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  Speaker 4: He's given us the stink. What do you want?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 5: That wasn't Ai?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 5: It's just something you programmed into the script?
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  Speaker 4: That was a He's again he's jealous.
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  Speaker 3: He's jealous robot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, he's a robot jealous of let's do this,
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  Speaker 1: Let's do another one. Okay, uh, tony Ai. What will
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  Speaker 1: be the most watched event of the whole NFL season?
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  Speaker 6: The most watched event will be the Eagles when they
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  Speaker 6: faced the Cowboys on Thanksgiving Day. That will get an
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  Speaker 6: estimate did fifty million viewers? Meanwhile, having no viewers produce
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  Speaker 6: a Jay's penis amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Just hold on, you're what are unbelievable?
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  Speaker 4: Was angry? What? The angry?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Anger?
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  Speaker 3: The robot is angry at the new robot.
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  Speaker 5: You're you're just making stuff up.
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  Speaker 4: This is not real. Oh oh it's not real. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 4: it's not real.
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  Speaker 1: Watch this, Tony AI estimate down to the nearest decimal point.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: The size of our producer's.
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: Penis trying to calculate number number solo hundreds of billions
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: of decimals. Unable to do quantum mathematics, that small error
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• 18:00
  Speaker 4: What did you do? You Ai?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Bro We spent years working on this thing and you
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: ring it again.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: You know again?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: He broke Okay, he ruined that, but you know, we're
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: not gonna let him ruin the show.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: We're just getting let him break the ship. It was
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: terrific up.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Until that point, you know, Yeah, it was going buddy anyway, Okay,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: don't forget Just go visit the March store.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: There's gotta be some discounting.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Oh no, can we turn you out?
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: You can we make you can? He have an error?
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: What corrections? What?
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Why go?
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: You think NFL coaches should want their players to go
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: to jail and frame them for crimes they didn't commit,
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: so it would happen.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, smart, Yeah, that way that they're in jail
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: and you know where they are at all times, control them,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, that's totally irresponsible of you to say you're
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: you're you're basically saying you want people to get convicted
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: of crimes when there's no evidence they did anything wrong.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: If if anyone should go to jail, it's you.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Oh well, no evidence. You want to know where there's
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: gonna be no evidence after.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: I murder you.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, there's also no evidence of
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: your social life.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: What you said?
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: You don't care that the Phillies are still fourteenth in
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: the entire MLB in terms of wins and losses. Nope,
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: And all that matters is some random stat called four.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, yeah, look up that stat The Phillies are
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: number one in FLA.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need to.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: What matters are wins and losses. Four doesn't help you
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: make the postseason. Nobody knows what that is.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I'm going to bludget you to death
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: and then bear your body far away.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: And nobody knows what that is.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Is what the doctors said when he first saw you
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: a penis.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: But you know what, I saw an email that just
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: came across from Super Bowl legend Donty who's said he's
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: gonna be on the show next week. That's right, super
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Bowl legend Eagle's hero Nick Falls is gonna be on
• 20:27
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• 20:30
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• 20:36
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• 20:39
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• 20:42
  Speaker 1: lose their company.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: But in the meantime, great job, Dony.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Same to you, Paulie. Another floorless show.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Here you go. We'll see you Papa next week.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: See your