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Knobrot · F*ck Off Fridays

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SPEAKER_04: Hello and welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
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SPEAKER_04: This week, coming up, we have more of your ix, resident fuck off of the week.
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SPEAKER_04: We've got a posh or tosh quiz, a weird crush section, which was suggested by you.
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SPEAKER_04: And we've got a Who's You Gay for a day, a personal favourite of mine.
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SPEAKER_04: Not forgetting I also do have a red flag test for you.
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SPEAKER_04: So tap in, grab yourself a beverage or a cup of tea if it's another day.
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SPEAKER_04: And uh come on down.
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SPEAKER_04: How'd you week then?
0:35
SPEAKER_01: A mixed bag.
0:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh fuck.
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SPEAKER_04: I have never been so overstimulated in all my days.
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SPEAKER_04: Either retrograde or whatever it's fucking called might be a microwave.
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SPEAKER_01: It has it's been a week.
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SPEAKER_01: So should we good bits first?
0:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's be happy.
0:51
SPEAKER_01: I had a birthday.
0:53
SPEAKER_01: I turned 30 again.
0:54
SPEAKER_01: Yes, you did.
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SPEAKER_01: Can you believe it?
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SPEAKER_01: For the thrice time.
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SPEAKER_01: For the third time.
0:58
SPEAKER_01: Well once, not twice, but thrice.
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SPEAKER_01: So yeah, so I had a birthday that was very jolly.
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SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
1:02
SPEAKER_01: And I took the day off work.
1:04
SPEAKER_01: So I don't believe in working on your birthday.
1:06
SPEAKER_01: I find it really strange when people go to work.
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SPEAKER_01: It's fucking weird.
1:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's really strange.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not about it.
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SPEAKER_01: Um so I took Big John out for a hack.
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SPEAKER_01: That's my pony for anybody who doesn't know him.
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SPEAKER_01: He's lovely.
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SPEAKER_01: Big up the bead.
1:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so we went for a ride on him first, and then I went home and I had a really lovely, this sounds really fancy.
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SPEAKER_01: Um I had an appointment with uh I know um for a bespoke jacket from a lovely family-run business called Latham and Taylor.
1:32
SPEAKER_01: Ah, yes, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: They do the most glorious coats, they do skirts, they do trousers, um, they do men's stuff and ladies.
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SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so they came round, they've just moved to the Coxworlds.
1:43
SPEAKER_01: Um I want to say from Lancashire.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh, and anyway, so they measured me for a new coat, which was really fun.
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SPEAKER_01: So cool.
1:48
SPEAKER_01: Where are they both?
1:49
SPEAKER_01: Uh Bolton and the Water.
1:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
1:51
SPEAKER_01: Yes, nice and local.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, so I bought a really lovely pair of trousers which look glorious, and I've got a new coat on order who should be with me in two weeks' time.
2:02
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so big up.
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SPEAKER_01: We obviously we love an independent business, but um, they're just a really glorious family.
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SPEAKER_04: By the way, if if anyone just briefly heard a mild growl or a bark, we've got a new co-host.
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SPEAKER_04: Her name is Dottie.
2:14
SPEAKER_04: It wasn't anyone farting.
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SPEAKER_01: She is a guinea pig.
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SPEAKER_01: Slash Jack Rustin.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you have the floor.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, and then I had the afternoon at Soho Farmhouse, went for a swim in a sauna.
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SPEAKER_01: Stunning.
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SPEAKER_01: Nice bit of self-care, and then went out for dinner.
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SPEAKER_01: There's a lovely new place nearby called Corn Room in Whitney.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: Um went for dinner there, and it was good vibes all around.
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SPEAKER_01: Great service, cocktails are 10 out of 10.
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SPEAKER_01: They served a hipster of spritz.
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SPEAKER_01: Stunning?
2:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, go on.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, and yeah, and it was just really nice, good food, and had a lovely time.
2:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh, good, I'm glad.
2:45
SPEAKER_04: I am glad.
2:46
SPEAKER_04: It's always nice turning 21 again.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we love it.
2:49
SPEAKER_01: How's your week been?
2:51
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
2:52
SPEAKER_04: Well, I had a glorious weekend because I had my girl Ellen down.
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SPEAKER_04: Um and it was just boozy as per.
3:00
SPEAKER_04: And it was really nice because we just to be honest, we went for coffee, we walked the dogs, we lounged in bed.
3:08
SPEAKER_04: We got to the point where we were so my algorithm was so fucked on TikTok that we were basically going through quizzes and we were trying to answer before these other people answered.
3:19
SPEAKER_04: You know some of the ones I sent you and they're all Welsh.
3:22
SPEAKER_01: And we were literally like, What the fuck?
3:24
SPEAKER_01: Like when we were practicing that thing that we signed an NDA for.
3:27
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
3:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
3:29
SPEAKER_04: And not to mention, I also, I don't know if this is allowed, but I took one of Ellen's ADHD medicine.
3:38
SPEAKER_04: And she looked at me half an hour later and she went, How are you doing?
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SPEAKER_04: Got any thoughts?
3:42
SPEAKER_04: And I went, literally no thoughts.
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SPEAKER_04: I've got nothing in my brain.
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SPEAKER_04: Absolutely terrifying, but also really glorious.
3:48
SPEAKER_04: I had no room to be anxious about a single fucking thing.
3:50
SPEAKER_04: That's really nice.
3:51
SPEAKER_04: I if someone could have mugged me, I'd have been like, oh, alright.
3:54
SPEAKER_01: No worries, mate.
3:56
SPEAKER_01: No dramas.
3:57
SPEAKER_01: I've got no dramas.
3:58
SPEAKER_04: But yeah, let me tell you, I'm not advertising, that's probably a good thing to do, but for someone who is mentally oversimulated all the time.
4:06
SPEAKER_04: I was like, wow.
4:07
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
4:08
SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, not bad.
4:10
SPEAKER_01: Not bad.
4:11
SPEAKER_01: So obviously I came around to see you on Saturday after I had been so this is um this is why I say it's been a week.
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SPEAKER_01: So the birthday, great.
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SPEAKER_01: My horse then went lame, not ideal.
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SPEAKER_01: But I don't obviously anyone who's listening last week, I mentioned that I had a uh a pony date with little 13-year-old Daisy from the yard, and I didn't want to let her down because there's nothing worse when you're like 13 and you're relying on everyone else to take you somewhere.
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SPEAKER_04: So I She's not grooming children, she's grooming horses with children.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
4:43
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so I said to her mum, I was like, Look, I don't want to let her down.
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SPEAKER_01: I will I will still take her, I'll go on a mountain bike.
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SPEAKER_01: And she was like, Are you sure?
4:51
SPEAKER_01: You're insane.
4:52
SPEAKER_01: I was like, Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
4:53
SPEAKER_01: I was like, I did a Hyrox, don't you know?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I reckon I got this, I reckon I got this in the bag.
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SPEAKER_01: Now new nickname Chris Hoy.
5:02
SPEAKER_01: I wish I had his legs.
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SPEAKER_01: Um it was probably on par with how horrid Hyrox was at times.
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SPEAKER_01: Trying to cycle uphill on grass on a mountain bike, people do that as a hobby, and that's what I kept thinking was people do this as a hobby.
5:18
SPEAKER_01: Now, shout out to all of the pony club parents who do that weekend in, weekend out.
5:24
SPEAKER_01: Couldn't there be anything worse?
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SPEAKER_01: Fuck, it's not for me.
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SPEAKER_01: I was exhausted, and thankfully, halfway, we bumped into this lady who was on her own, and she was like, Do you want me to take her?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm doing the longer route.
5:33
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Yeah, please.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was like, I need to take the short route.
5:36
SPEAKER_01: Thanks, the child.
5:37
SPEAKER_01: So I took the short route back.
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SPEAKER_01: The lady at the end was like cheering me on, because I think she already realized how hard it was.
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SPEAKER_01: She gave me a rosette, which was an absolute delice about.
5:44
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I've earned this more than anyone else here.
5:46
SPEAKER_01: I was absolutely knackered, and then I got myself a burger and a full fat coke.
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SPEAKER_04: Go on, it was unreal.
5:52
SPEAKER_04: And then she came around here and entered cider with me.
5:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I did, yeah, and it was great.
5:55
SPEAKER_01: But um, yeah, it was it was it was a it was a journey, but I think, like I said to you, I was like, my toxic trait is I think I can do anything.
6:03
SPEAKER_01: Like I genuinely think I can do anything.
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SPEAKER_04: I don't think it's a toxic trait, and I said this to you the other day because men think they can do anything, and sorry, we're we're digressing here, but I saw a TikTok the other day, and they asked men like if they thought that they could beat any any female, any woman at a professional level at any sport, and they all said yes.
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SPEAKER_04: Like the audacity, so I don't think it is.
6:28
SPEAKER_04: I think I'm pleased that you think that way.
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SPEAKER_04: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: That video, when you send it to me, that got the fire in my stomach going.
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SPEAKER_01: I was like, are these people idiots?
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SPEAKER_01: I know.
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SPEAKER_01: I'd like some people go, horse riding is easy, you just sit there, have a fucking go.
6:42
SPEAKER_01: You let me know how you get on, because let me tell you, you're not just sat there.
6:45
SPEAKER_04: I'd rather, as you sent to me in it, I would rather drink the water out of a tin of tuna than talk to a man like that.
6:53
SPEAKER_04: I really would.
6:54
SPEAKER_04: I really would.
6:55
SPEAKER_04: Oh even Dottie's concerned.
6:57
SPEAKER_04: Right, Dott.
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SPEAKER_01: She loves it, she's just confused as to why she's here.
7:01
SPEAKER_01: Um, the other interesting thing, and again, this is like a little insight into um life in the countryside and life in the gods is we had the hunt puppy show.
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SPEAKER_01: And trying to explain it to people at work, they're like, wow, so you just go and look at loads of puppies.
7:15
SPEAKER_01: I was like, kind, kind of, but not really.
7:18
SPEAKER_01: So essentially it's not the dog's trust.
7:21
SPEAKER_01: No, exactly.
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SPEAKER_01: Um so in in short, every year they breed puppies, they go out to people's farms or whatever to to grow up.
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SPEAKER_01: So they don't live in houses, they'll live in kennels.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they give them to people of the cut local community to get them ready to go up.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, we're like people from within the hunt.
7:38
SPEAKER_01: So um they get what's called puppy walk.
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SPEAKER_01: So, anyway, eventually they then come back.
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SPEAKER_01: We have a summer show where they come and show them all a bit more grown-up.
7:47
SPEAKER_01: It's lovely, and you get then you get to know their names and know which one's which, and essentially they choose just like a parrot set up here.
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SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Dottie is right next to me.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, they choose best dog, uh best bitch, and then best overall puppy.
8:01
SPEAKER_01: But it I was sitting there, I was like, it's kind of it's really lovely, and this is the thing is that if you lose like trail hunting in the rural community, you lose things like that, and it really brings people together.
8:11
SPEAKER_01: But I was like, we're all stood here, all dressed up really lovely to watch some puppies go around, and then we're you know, and and they they chase dog treats because they want to make them run and stuff.
8:20
SPEAKER_01: I was like, and then we get to go inside and have human version of dog treats, we get to have tea, cake, and then have a pint afterwards.
8:26
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's mad for that.
8:27
SPEAKER_01: And it was really lovely, but yeah, trying to explain that to people at work who are not horsey or very countrysidey, they were like, Right, and I was like, Yeah, it does sound when you say it out loud, it sounds really strange, but I think that's just such an important part of rural living is having those smaller communities together where you can get people together.
8:43
SPEAKER_01: So I agree.
8:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there there's there's there's my week, the the good bits.
8:48
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
8:49
SPEAKER_04: So if I had to ask you what your fuck off of the week would be, how many do you want?
8:55
SPEAKER_04: Give me them all.
8:56
SPEAKER_04: See you last week I had zero.
8:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so we're making up two weeks, two weeks.
9:00
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I got four.
9:01
SPEAKER_04: All right, I got four this week.
9:03
SPEAKER_04: We'll start with you because I got one biggie.
9:04
SPEAKER_04: Okay, number one, paying service charges on drinks.
9:08
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
9:09
SPEAKER_04: So I'm like Especially if you're going to the bar to get them, what are you doing?
9:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but like like for food, fine.
9:14
SPEAKER_01: But even then, I don't know.
9:15
SPEAKER_01: We were talking about it yesterday, weren't we?
9:16
SPEAKER_01: Like, if it's on I would ordinarily I would tip for good service.
9:21
SPEAKER_01: When you automatically put me on put it on the bill, fucks me right off.
9:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, big time.
9:25
SPEAKER_01: But when you do it for drinks, I'm like, you're already charging me like 17 pounds for a cocktail.
9:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:30
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, and now you want me to pay on top of that.
9:32
SPEAKER_01: Fuck off.
9:32
SPEAKER_01: You're already making your margin on your cocktail, which is by the way, full of ice and hardly any alcohol.
9:38
SPEAKER_04: Say the ice thing, yeah.
9:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:39
SPEAKER_01: So there's number one, my second one, and she's a big one.
9:42
SPEAKER_01: Go on, periods.
9:43
SPEAKER_01: Periods can fuck off.
9:45
SPEAKER_01: They can fuck right off.
9:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
9:47
SPEAKER_01: I would like to unsubscribe.
9:48
SPEAKER_01: I know.
9:49
SPEAKER_01: I don't want children, so let me unsubscribe from them.
9:51
SPEAKER_01: I don't need them, I don't want them.
9:52
SPEAKER_01: But this week in particular, a few times, like I even did like I've got healthcare with work, and I even did the old private GP appointment because I thought I was dying.
10:03
SPEAKER_01: Because otherwise you get fobbed off by the other.
10:04
SPEAKER_01: I thought I was dying.
10:06
SPEAKER_01: But like a few times, I was keeping the irony that I was in the period aisle in Asda, trying to choose tampons, bent over, like breathing, because it felt like my whole womb was contracting.
10:17
SPEAKER_04: Two things I would rather do than have a period.
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SPEAKER_04: Go on.
10:20
SPEAKER_04: One, let a grown man serenade me.
10:22
SPEAKER_04: Secondly, stick.
10:24
SPEAKER_01: So has that ever happened to you?
10:25
SPEAKER_01: Because I take I take a period over that.
10:27
SPEAKER_01: It's the most it's the most awkward thing in the world.
10:29
SPEAKER_01: It's horrendous.
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SPEAKER_04: Sit naked on a hot grill.
10:34
SPEAKER_01: Honest to fuck.
10:35
SPEAKER_01: Yes, but any men listening, so we have female listeners.
10:37
SPEAKER_01: We do.
10:38
SPEAKER_01: Let me tell you, lucky young old woman.
10:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, but being kicked in the balls is worse.
10:42
SPEAKER_01: Fuck off.
10:43
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't happen to you once a month for a week.
10:45
SPEAKER_01: Um continue.
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SPEAKER_01: My next one, Brynn, my lovely Spaniel, got a grass seed in his ear.
10:52
SPEAKER_01: So he's been he's been back to the vets again.
10:55
unknown: Oh wow.
10:55
SPEAKER_01: He is, I will say, he's a walking advert of pet insurance.
10:58
SPEAKER_04: Single-handedly trying to kill himself every other week.
11:00
SPEAKER_04: He's like a sheep.
11:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he oh my god, he is, yeah.
11:03
SPEAKER_04: The irony, because he's a Welsh boy.
11:04
SPEAKER_04: The one thing they say, they're always looking for a way to die.
11:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he is, 100%.
11:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
11:09
SPEAKER_01: I hope when he goes, it's like spectacular.
11:12
SPEAKER_01: Like I feel like he owes it to himself to make it a good one, you know?
11:15
SPEAKER_04: Don't quite know how that sits with me, but we'll we'll leave it.
11:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
11:18
SPEAKER_01: Um but anyway, he it it's grass seed season, everyone.
11:22
SPEAKER_01: Anyone with spaniels in particular, they're big flappy ears, they like them.
11:25
SPEAKER_01: Um check your flaps.
11:27
SPEAKER_01: Always check your flaps, any toes, check your toes and your flaps.
11:30
SPEAKER_01: Um, but anyway, he got a grass seed in there, had to go to the vets, and of course, it was so close to his eardrum that they couldn't just wick it out, they had to sedate him, so he had the most expensive doggy daycare ever.
11:41
SPEAKER_01: But thankfully, he is insured, so I didn't have to take as much of a hit.
11:45
SPEAKER_01: But it's well done, brand.
11:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, not ideal.
11:48
SPEAKER_01: But just in general, on pet insurance, like this dog, I'm gonna put I think I'm gonna make a TikTok of all the things he's done.
11:54
SPEAKER_01: But even like every six months he goes and has his fucking eyes tested to make sure he doesn't need to.
11:58
SPEAKER_04: You did one a while ago about how much he costs you, how much he would have cost you a year, I think, if you didn't have it, and it was about four or five grand.
12:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's a spelling boy.
12:06
SPEAKER_01: Um but yeah, every single time he goes and has his eyes tested, that's like 400 quid ago, and that's like at least twice a year.
12:12
SPEAKER_01: So if you don't have pet insurance, or you're like, oh, I don't need it, I'll set the money aside each month.
12:16
SPEAKER_01: Please, for the love of God, just get your pets insured.
12:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
12:19
SPEAKER_01: Because like I am so, so glad.
12:23
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then my very last one, because then I'll hand over to you, just on the theme of animals.
12:28
SPEAKER_01: I've already mentioned it, Big John is lame, so that's annoying.
12:31
SPEAKER_01: So bit literally both of them decided at the same time that they have ailments.
12:36
SPEAKER_04: Things happen in threes.
12:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I had my womb, I hope my the third was my wound pain last week, thinking I was gonna die.
12:43
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, what's kicking with you?
12:45
SPEAKER_01: What's your fuck off of the week?
12:46
SPEAKER_04: This is going to upset you.
12:48
SPEAKER_04: Oh, let me have a drink.
12:50
SPEAKER_04: This will upset her because I know she likes him.
12:53
SPEAKER_04: Jamie Lang.
12:55
SPEAKER_04: Have you caught up?
12:57
SPEAKER_04: So obviously, him and Sophie have now done another new podcast about newly parents.
13:03
SPEAKER_04: They've just changed the name, haven't they?
13:04
SPEAKER_01: Same one, yeah, yeah.
13:05
SPEAKER_04: Um, and there's a clip that's gone viral from their podcast of how much Jamie was pressuring Sophie to have sex after she gave birth.
13:15
SPEAKER_01: Ah, okay.
13:17
SPEAKER_04: And how he was apparently begging her, going, please, please, like I've gone six weeks, I've gone nine months, I've gone this, like literally begging her.
13:25
SPEAKER_04: And everyone's leading into the coercive side of it, which I'm sorry I do kind of agree with.
13:30
SPEAKER_04: And it was really awkward because I think they wanted it to land a different way.
13:35
SPEAKER_04: Like funny, and they were laughing about it, but fuck me, has it popped off, and I do think it's kind of shitty.
13:41
SPEAKER_04: Actually, no, it is just shitty.
13:44
SPEAKER_01: Send it to me.
13:45
SPEAKER_04: I will send it to you.
13:46
SPEAKER_04: Because I'd like to see.
13:47
SPEAKER_04: I think the it's a little bit Stephen Bartlett-esque, it's just like it's completely, they've completely like missed the mark totally.
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SPEAKER_01: Question Is it is it in the editing?
14:00
SPEAKER_01: Like, no, it's have you seen it on a video or have you listened to the podcast?
14:05
SPEAKER_01: Both.
14:06
SPEAKER_01: And it's it's an uncomfortable listen.
14:09
SPEAKER_01: Okay, because as I say, because sometimes when people edit stuff, no, it can be snipped and the worst thing is they edited that clip, one of the clips is their own.
14:19
SPEAKER_04: But listened, it's an uncomfortable listen.
14:21
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
14:22
SPEAKER_01: Like it might just be me, but half the internet is I just think birthed a child, and you've probably been torn into.
14:31
SPEAKER_01: They say it's like put a shin a watermelon out of your nose.
14:35
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
14:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's like the comparison.
14:37
SPEAKER_04: Watching your favourite pub burn down.
14:38
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
14:39
SPEAKER_01: So I yeah, what you know what's like when you're not feeling yourself, the last thing you want to know what you're talking about.
14:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the last thing you want is for anyone to go anywhere near you.
14:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh god, I know.
14:49
SPEAKER_01: But oh no, I feel s I do feel sad because I knew.
14:53
SPEAKER_01: I knew you'd be like, I think they're both she is she is beautiful.
14:56
SPEAKER_01: Like she's so glorious.
14:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm like what planet do you fall from?
15:00
SPEAKER_04: He was a personality hire on her part, for sure.
15:03
SPEAKER_01: That does make me sad because I am really enjoying his podcast at the minute.
15:06
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
15:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's okay.
15:08
SPEAKER_01: I'll have to watch it and then give you my view.
15:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:10
SPEAKER_01: Um last but not least, negging.
15:14
SPEAKER_04: Well I'm negging people out.
15:17
SPEAKER_04: Friends that think it's gonna come across supportive.
15:21
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, I'm with you now.
15:23
SPEAKER_04: So it hasn't happened to me recently, but it's it's been a big divide on the internet.
15:28
SPEAKER_04: Um, and it did happen to you, and we've spoken about it.
15:32
SPEAKER_04: Someone that says something that they think is nice, but it's massively backhanded and just fucking rude.
15:40
SPEAKER_04: Um, so yeah, that feels you know you know exactly what I mean, don't you?
15:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
15:46
SPEAKER_01: I'm reading I'm reading between those lines.
15:48
SPEAKER_01: I smelled what you're stepping in.
15:50
SPEAKER_01: But anyway, moving on.
15:52
SPEAKER_01: Moving swiftly on, moving on.
15:54
SPEAKER_01: You have got for me.
15:56
SPEAKER_01: I got my ix.
15:57
SPEAKER_01: You got your ex.
15:58
SPEAKER_01: I got my ix.
15:58
SPEAKER_01: Right, please keep these coming because I am really enjoying reading them.
16:01
SPEAKER_01: Um I don't know any of these.
16:03
SPEAKER_01: Okay, right.
16:03
SPEAKER_01: So the first one actually was my spot the other day, and I immediately went to my phone and wrote it down.
16:08
SPEAKER_01: Men with men with hairy ears.
16:10
SPEAKER_01: Hmm.
16:11
SPEAKER_01: Like really visibly hairy ears.
16:13
SPEAKER_01: I walk past someone, really visibly like on the on the inside.
16:18
SPEAKER_01: Hairy.
16:19
SPEAKER_01: Older man, probably in his fifties.
16:21
SPEAKER_04: Oh, well that's just sorry, that goes with the territory.
16:24
SPEAKER_04: They are they're not looking at their ears.
16:26
SPEAKER_04: Self-care.
16:28
SPEAKER_04: You're asking a 50-year-old man to be in self-care.
16:31
SPEAKER_04: It's not sorry.
16:32
SPEAKER_04: It's not happening a lot.
16:33
SPEAKER_01: I have the same standards of the city.
16:35
SPEAKER_04: I might be shot down in flames for that, but it's it's anyway, hell yeah.
16:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so but yeah, not mad about that.
16:42
SPEAKER_01: Okay, and then so when I was out for my birthday meal, I heard someone on the other table, in an American accent, which I well say, I've eaten red meat four times in the last ten days, so I won't order the steak.
16:56
SPEAKER_01: What what what how was it said?
16:59
SPEAKER_01: Was it said in a jovial way?
17:01
SPEAKER_01: No, it was like a con like a his own health concern.
17:03
SPEAKER_01: Like, oh no, I couldn't possibly have that because I've already Well like eating fish every day for a week, you're not getting mercury poisoning.
17:08
SPEAKER_01: I've already had red meat four times in the last ten days, and I was like, who's counting, honey?
17:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
17:14
SPEAKER_01: It just order the chicken, David.
17:16
SPEAKER_01: It immediately gave me the and then the other thing that really stressed me out is and I'm all here for like sharing stuff, like if there's something that both of you are like, oh, I really fancy that.
17:27
SPEAKER_01: One of them ordered fish, one of them ordered like I think literally the chicken, yeah, and then halfway they switched their whole plates.
17:35
SPEAKER_01: No, and I really, I really didn't enjoy it.
17:38
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, so no from me.
17:41
SPEAKER_01: Um I'm not fucking getting involved with that.
17:44
SPEAKER_01: No, okay.
17:45
SPEAKER_01: So the next one was sent in from someone, and it said somebody that they work with, every time they celebrate something, they go boom town.
17:53
SPEAKER_04: Did you did you did you my my whole system, my vagina has just gone that's not me and it's shut down.
18:01
SPEAKER_04: Sew me up right now.
18:03
SPEAKER_04: Honest to Christ, that if I married someone and I found out that they said that, or let's circle back or let's circle back, I'd be like, I'd like to circle back to that point you just made.
18:14
SPEAKER_04: I swear to fuck.
18:16
SPEAKER_04: Boom down.
18:16
SPEAKER_04: I swear.
18:17
SPEAKER_04: Like you start using that.
18:18
SPEAKER_04: I will start trolling you with it.
18:20
SPEAKER_04: I will punch you in the tit every time you use it.
18:23
SPEAKER_04: Honest to God.
18:24
SPEAKER_01: Okay, and then the last one the names of Jamie Oliver's children.
18:30
SPEAKER_01: I don't know these.
18:31
SPEAKER_01: You want to hear them?
18:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:32
SPEAKER_01: Of course I fucking do.
18:33
SPEAKER_01: So the description this person gave me is Oh, River.
18:35
SPEAKER_01: Is one called River or something?
18:36
SPEAKER_01: One is called River.
18:37
SPEAKER_01: I'll give I'll give you the full names.
18:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
18:39
SPEAKER_01: Um they basically said they sound like their cartoon characters, and and I agree.
18:44
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
18:44
SPEAKER_01: I also don't want to throw shade because I'm like, they obviously really like these names, but I don't I I don't disagree with what this person has said.
18:52
SPEAKER_01: First name, Poppy Honey.
18:54
SPEAKER_01: Alright.
18:55
SPEAKER_01: Not too offensive, I like Poppy, that's nice, but it's it's giving Matilda.
19:00
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
19:01
SPEAKER_01: Second one, you won't like this.
19:03
SPEAKER_01: Daisy Boo.
19:08
SPEAKER_04: So a close friend of mine calls her daughter Boo as a nickname, and I think it's glorious, but I d I don't think I'd use it as a proper name.
19:17
SPEAKER_04: Official name, yeah.
19:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh hey Boo.
19:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: No.
19:21
SPEAKER_01: Um, next one.
19:22
SPEAKER_01: Petal, Blossom, Rainbow.
19:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh, she's gonna get bullied as fuck.
19:26
SPEAKER_01: Is that the name of three guinea pigs?
19:28
SPEAKER_01: Petal, blossom, rainbow.
19:29
SPEAKER_01: It sounds like the power puff girls.
19:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it does.
19:33
SPEAKER_04: No.
19:34
SPEAKER_01: This next one's even worse.
19:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, geez.
19:36
SPEAKER_01: This sounds like this sound this next one sounds like a nickname that you would give someone in an icky way.
19:41
SPEAKER_01: Buddy Bear.
19:42
SPEAKER_01: Oh, hey Buddy Bear.
19:45
SPEAKER_04: Oh, can you imagine when they get to sixth form or university or something?
19:51
SPEAKER_04: Imagine writing a UCAS statement.
19:53
SPEAKER_04: Hi, my name's Buddy Bear.
19:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's just that, isn't it?
19:57
SPEAKER_01: It's like, sorry, is that the name of a teddy bear?
19:58
SPEAKER_01: Fucking hell.
20:00
SPEAKER_01: I cannot.
20:00
SPEAKER_01: And then the last one is River Rocket Blue Dallas.
20:04
SPEAKER_04: God, it's a good job.
20:04
SPEAKER_04: They're gonna be Nepo babies, isn't it?
20:07
SPEAKER_04: Fuck me.
20:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
20:09
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I would.
20:10
SPEAKER_04: When you're naming your children, I mean I can't say anything, okay, because I don't have any, but name them something nice and cute, but don't, you know, don't go.
20:19
SPEAKER_04: Go city and sweet.
20:20
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to name my children, huh?
20:25
SPEAKER_04: Jesus tonight.
20:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, God.
20:29
SPEAKER_04: Make sure they don't get punched in the playground.
20:31
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, buddy bear.
20:32
SPEAKER_01: Terrible.
20:33
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, there you go.
20:34
SPEAKER_01: There's your eggs for this week.
20:35
SPEAKER_01: Keep em coming, please.
20:36
SPEAKER_01: Keep them coming.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: Email them in fofridays at outlook.com.
20:41
SPEAKER_04: So strap in.
20:44
SPEAKER_04: Because I have weird, what did you name it?
20:48
SPEAKER_04: You call it an ugly hot crush, but like celebrity.
20:51
SPEAKER_01: Well that that's what the girls at work called it.
20:53
SPEAKER_01: And then as soon as we said weird crushes, I was like, oh, I'm with you now.
20:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
20:57
SPEAKER_04: So please hold caller because I've got quite a few.
21:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm excited for this.
21:03
SPEAKER_04: So one that made me laugh.
21:06
SPEAKER_04: I don't know whether you want to you want to know who it is, so I might have to show you a photo.
21:09
SPEAKER_04: Um my friend sent I've got one.
21:15
SPEAKER_04: Back in the day, Nick Berry.
21:18
SPEAKER_04: I used to run home from church.
21:21
SPEAKER_04: Yes, you heard me right, just to enjoy him in Heartbeat.
21:26
SPEAKER_04: Then I actually met him, and that's another story.
21:29
SPEAKER_04: He was a vision, I tell you.
21:31
SPEAKER_04: I think it's the guy that played the policeman in Heartbeat, because I've spoken to her about this.
21:35
SPEAKER_01: This guy?
21:36
SPEAKER_04: It is, and he was a real fucking humdinger.
21:39
SPEAKER_04: Really?
21:40
SPEAKER_04: So to be fair to her, that's actually not a weird celebrity crush that he's he was really fit.
21:44
SPEAKER_04: He was a police officer in Heartbeat.
21:45
SPEAKER_01: He looks more handsome as a silver floor.
21:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm showing my age now.
21:49
SPEAKER_04: But yeah.
21:50
SPEAKER_04: And I loved her for sending me that, to be fair.
21:52
SPEAKER_04: But I didn't think yeah, I thought you'd have to I think he's a fine wine.
21:55
SPEAKER_01: Younger him, I'm I'm not seeing it.
21:57
SPEAKER_01: But he's sixty three now.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: Go on, lad.
22:00
SPEAKER_04: You might want to keep your phone out for some of these.
22:02
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay, thank you.
22:03
SPEAKER_04: I think you'll know most of them, but uh Tommy Walsh, ground force.
22:07
SPEAKER_01: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun weirdly I get it.
22:11
SPEAKER_01: I know who you're talking about.
22:14
SPEAKER_01: Bump bump bum bump because you had all Charlie big tits as well.
22:16
SPEAKER_01: What's her actual name?
22:17
SPEAKER_01: Dimmock.
22:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's on.
22:19
SPEAKER_04: But weirdly I get it, because Tommy Walsh was real Yeah, real lad's lad.
22:23
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
22:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I yeah, I can I can I can understand it.
22:28
SPEAKER_04: Um this is from one from one of one of my friends, and I hadn't replied to her because I'm absolutely astounded.
22:36
SPEAKER_04: And when she listens, I hope she messages me.
22:40
SPEAKER_04: Gareth fucking Southgate.
22:43
SPEAKER_04: The old guy.
22:44
SPEAKER_01: Is he a football manager?
22:46
SPEAKER_04: Google, yeah.
22:46
SPEAKER_04: Google Gareth Southgate.
22:48
SPEAKER_01: He's got a lot of teeth, isn't he?
22:49
SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
22:52
SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna name any names, but she knows who she is.
22:57
SPEAKER_04: I don't see it.
23:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I don't either.
23:01
SPEAKER_01: Maybe it's a man in a position of power that she's into, I don't know.
23:04
SPEAKER_01: Athletically capable.
23:05
SPEAKER_01: I want more on that.
23:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm interested in that.
23:08
SPEAKER_04: Um Nick Offerman.
23:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't know who he is.
23:13
SPEAKER_01: Offerman.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh I have the okay Oh no, Wikipedia, hang on.
23:23
SPEAKER_01: What's he been on?
23:25
SPEAKER_01: I recognise him like instantly upon seeing him.
23:27
SPEAKER_01: Wikipedia's only given me one picture.
23:29
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, now I'm really upset.
23:32
SPEAKER_02: No! He's in the office and he's also in my fucking god, what else is he in?
23:41
SPEAKER_01: I really hope nobody's driving right now and they're sat somewhere where they can because I listen to podcasts in the car.
23:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh big wood chuck, it says here.
23:50
SPEAKER_01: Let me have a look, let me tell you.
23:51
SPEAKER_01: What's he also?
23:52
SPEAKER_01: He's in other stuff.
23:54
SPEAKER_01: It says The Last of Us.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: We're the Millers.
23:57
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we are the Millers, yes.
23:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, oh he's in sing on with a single pig.
24:02
SPEAKER_01: He's in pout pout fish.
24:03
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that is.
24:04
SPEAKER_01: Piggy power.
24:05
SPEAKER_01: Um sorry.
24:10
SPEAKER_01: Um he's actually been in loads of stuff.
24:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's interesting, but okay.
24:14
SPEAKER_01: Who we got next?
24:15
SPEAKER_01: Jack Black.
24:16
SPEAKER_01: I understand that.
24:18
SPEAKER_01: He's a funny man.
24:18
SPEAKER_01: So my girl I'm not judging that.
24:20
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure it's my girl Ellen who was here over the weekend.
24:23
SPEAKER_04: I'm sure she hates him.
24:24
SPEAKER_04: Or doesn't like him.
24:25
SPEAKER_04: But yeah.
24:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, yeah, no, he's funny.
24:27
SPEAKER_01: I just think of country panda.
24:29
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, so I just think of School of Arc.
24:31
SPEAKER_01: And he's obviously in um the holiday as well.
24:33
SPEAKER_01: Maybe we were making straight E's.
24:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
24:36
SPEAKER_01: Um, Matty Healy.
24:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, we spoke about him.
24:39
SPEAKER_01: I do actually know what he looks like.
24:41
SPEAKER_04: Oh, he looks like kind of I think he looks like a 2025, 2026 version of Pete Doherty, I think.
24:48
SPEAKER_04: But maybe worse.
24:50
SPEAKER_04: But I don't know whether you would you would remember Pete Doherty when I was came off.
24:54
SPEAKER_01: I remember when everyone was talking about him a few years ago, obviously we mentioned him last week.
24:58
SPEAKER_01: Um and I was like, how how why does everybody think he's so attractive?
25:04
SPEAKER_04: Gross in person hot when you see videos of him on stage.
25:07
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, I'll come back to you on that.
25:09
SPEAKER_04: And one from one of my male friends.
25:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh, this is the last one, Miley Cyrus.
25:15
SPEAKER_04: Oh, she's hot.
25:16
SPEAKER_04: I think she's hot.
25:17
SPEAKER_01: I don't think that's weird.
25:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
25:18
SPEAKER_01: There was one more that I had from someone, Ed Millerband.
25:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh because this is how it all came about, when she said it, I was like, Lisa didn't say Reese Mogg.
25:31
SPEAKER_01: But she said specifically when um him and David Cameron were doing the whole coalition government, she said it was it was at that point that she was like, Oh yeah.
25:39
SPEAKER_04: She had a wide on.
25:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
25:42
SPEAKER_01: So funny L.
25:44
SPEAKER_01: It's so funny.
25:45
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, there you go.
25:48
SPEAKER_04: Good lord.
25:49
SPEAKER_01: I love where people's minds go.
25:51
SPEAKER_01: So any ideas for segments, you let us know.
25:54
SPEAKER_04: Shocking, shocking, shocking.
25:55
SPEAKER_04: Mine would be um Michael Sheen.
25:59
SPEAKER_03: Ah, what do you were talking about?
26:01
SPEAKER_04: Best friends of David Tennant.
26:03
SPEAKER_04: Um, he was in Twilight and the Omen and what he's doing, fucking everything.
26:08
SPEAKER_04: There's something about him.
26:09
SPEAKER_01: You know he's from Port Talbot in South Wales.
26:12
SPEAKER_01: Do you know loads of famous, like famouses who are Welsh?
26:15
SPEAKER_01: Famouses are from Port Talbot.
26:18
SPEAKER_04: Honestly, I think there's something about him.
26:20
SPEAKER_04: He gets a flag at the pole.
26:22
SPEAKER_04: Pitching a tent right now.
26:26
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
26:26
SPEAKER_04: It's just the thought of him.
26:28
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, you have the floor.
26:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is me now, is it?
26:31
SPEAKER_01: This is my posh or tosh quiz.
26:33
SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna give you a statement or scenario, and I want you to tell me whether you'd think it is posh or tosh, i.e.
26:42
SPEAKER_01: not posh.
26:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
26:43
SPEAKER_01: Now what I want you to bear in mind whilst you're answering these questions is not everyone who listens to us has the same interests as us.
26:54
SPEAKER_01: So I have to expand.
26:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, but also, but you might not think it's posh, but someone else, they might be like, wow.
27:00
SPEAKER_01: Well, if that's the case, then you can write in and tell us.
27:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay, right, so number one, flat racing.
27:07
SPEAKER_01: Tosh.
27:09
SPEAKER_01: I agree.
27:10
SPEAKER_01: Why do you think so?
27:13
SPEAKER_04: This is I'm probably gonna get shot on for this.
27:15
SPEAKER_04: I just think every Tom Dick and Harry goes hard agree.
27:18
SPEAKER_04: If I'm going, it's national hunt.
27:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
27:22
SPEAKER_04: Or I'm going to point to point.
27:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, or you're going like Ascot and you're going in the Royal Enclosure.
27:27
SPEAKER_04: Interesting that you said that.
27:28
SPEAKER_01: I learned today it's not Ascot, it's Ascot.
27:30
SPEAKER_04: Ascot.
27:32
SPEAKER_04: Just in case anyone was wondering.
27:34
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
27:34
SPEAKER_04: Royal Ascot.
27:36
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
27:36
SPEAKER_01: Well, anyway, if you're going to Royal Ascot.
27:39
SPEAKER_01: Then you you go from Ancy Schmancy.
27:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:42
SPEAKER_01: But a bit like with us at the Epsom Derby, I'm glad we were in the posh round.
27:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
27:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
27:47
SPEAKER_01: So I think anybody goes and they just they want a beer and a punch-up.
27:51
SPEAKER_01: That's my view on it.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: Go when it's cold, that's real commitment.
27:54
SPEAKER_04: They want a pint and a curry down Caroline Street.
27:57
SPEAKER_01: Where's Caroline Street?
27:59
SPEAKER_04: Think about it.
28:02
SPEAKER_01: You thinking of St.
28:02
SPEAKER_01: Mary's Street Chip Alley?
28:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know, but that's off of okay.
28:07
SPEAKER_01: Gavin and Stacey.
28:08
SPEAKER_01: That's what she said.
28:09
SPEAKER_01: Fuck me.
28:09
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, mate.
28:10
SPEAKER_03: My humour is wasted.
28:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay, number two.
28:13
SPEAKER_01: Um, studying philosophy or the history of art, posh or tosh?
28:18
SPEAKER_04: Posh.
28:18
SPEAKER_04: Posh, agree.
28:20
SPEAKER_04: One of my friends went to study the history of art.
28:22
SPEAKER_04: She did it in Spanish though, and she went to Barcelona.
28:24
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
28:26
SPEAKER_04: Very intelligent lady.
28:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, the reason I think it's posh is that I think because it's so niche, I feel like you kind of need to have a lot of money behind you to not need to use your degree.
28:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
28:39
SPEAKER_01: Um, okay, the Henny Regatta.
28:41
SPEAKER_01: Posh.
28:42
SPEAKER_01: Posh.
28:43
SPEAKER_01: Yah.
28:44
SPEAKER_01: Ai, ai, ai, ai, ya.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: Uh, eating game.
28:49
SPEAKER_04: I don't think that makes you posh at all.
28:52
SPEAKER_04: I agree.
28:53
SPEAKER_04: I think it's just living off the land.
28:54
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, I think that's posh.
28:56
SPEAKER_04: Everyone associates it with being posh, but yeah.
28:59
SPEAKER_04: Uh a venison wellington is going to be posher than you eating a roast pheasant.
29:03
SPEAKER_04: You can get a roast pheasant for two pounds, especially from the butchers, FYS.
29:06
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
29:06
SPEAKER_01: But interestingly, when you go out for dinner, yeah, and like when the DFLers come from London they can't.
29:11
SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck, they they charge a fucking through the nose unreal.
29:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
29:15
SPEAKER_04: And you might end up with a bit of shot in it.
29:17
SPEAKER_04: They have to warn you about it, so I would say probably not.
29:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so but I think people's perception is that it is posh until they realise actually that it's probably the most sustainable meat you can eat.
29:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:27
SPEAKER_01: Eat seasonally.
29:29
SPEAKER_01: Um signet rings.
29:33
SPEAKER_04: So I'm gonna say Tosh because I know a lot of people that are wealthy that have them, and I'm not a lot of people that aren't wealthy that have them, and it is just a family like choice.
29:46
SPEAKER_04: Like it it just is.
29:48
SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry, I don't think it makes you posh at all.
29:52
SPEAKER_04: If if if you have one, I'm not coming to you.
29:54
SPEAKER_01: But I think it is a posh thing.
29:56
SPEAKER_04: We we had them as kids, and it's you know, I just never wear mine, I don't even know where it is.
30:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the one I'm wearing now is my granddaughter's wedding ring.
30:04
SPEAKER_04: So there's the only reason I wear it.
30:06
SPEAKER_04: But I yeah, I don't know.
30:08
SPEAKER_04: I don't think so at all.
30:09
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
30:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:11
SPEAKER_01: I would say posh.
30:13
SPEAKER_01: I don't think it's a normal thing that normal like.
30:15
SPEAKER_04: No, I don't think it's a normal thing, but I think people are under a it's a misconception.
30:22
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
30:23
SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
30:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:24
SPEAKER_01: Uh and then the last one, because I love this debate, owning a horse, posh or tosh?
30:31
SPEAKER_04: Fuck, that's a really difficult one because there's all kinds of people in the horse world.
30:36
SPEAKER_04: I think if you're a sorry for the word, but I think if you're a towny, people automatically go, Oh, you've got horses, you've got money.
30:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you've got money.
30:44
SPEAKER_01: It's like, well, I don't actually, because everything goes on these things, which they eat my money and then they shit it out.
30:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:51
SPEAKER_04: But I can't answer that.
30:55
SPEAKER_01: I'd say somewhere in the middle of partial talk.
30:57
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's got to be middle.
30:58
SPEAKER_01: I think it's one of those where naturally, as a sport, it costs a lot of money to do it, but so does so does like we were talking the other day about go-karting, um, which obviously then goes on to people then getting into like F1 and that sort of thing.
31:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:13
SPEAKER_01: That's the sort of sport where you have to have money to do it because it's an expensive sport.
31:18
SPEAKER_01: So people assume that to horse ride you must be posh, but actually, you just like the outdoors.
31:26
SPEAKER_01: And what little girl doesn't want to ride a pony?
31:28
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
31:28
SPEAKER_01: You know?
31:29
SPEAKER_01: Um, and here ends our posh or tosh quiz.
31:33
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
31:33
SPEAKER_01: Thank you for partaking.
31:34
SPEAKER_04: So I have for you, drum roll, please, brrrrrr.
31:39
SPEAKER_04: Charlie's red flag review.
31:41
SPEAKER_04: Oh, then edition.
31:43
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
31:43
SPEAKER_04: So you rate the man, you ignore your instincts, you regret later, apparently.
31:49
SPEAKER_04: But for each statement given, you've got uh a fine, a concerning, or immediate jail.
31:57
SPEAKER_01: Like a traffic light system.
31:59
SPEAKER_01: Fine is green.
32:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:01
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
32:02
SPEAKER_01: Amber, red.
32:04
SPEAKER_04: So, first bit is texting.
32:08
SPEAKER_05: Ugh.
32:08
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
32:10
SPEAKER_04: Replies in four to six business days, but watches all of your stories.
32:14
SPEAKER_01: Ah, red.
32:15
SPEAKER_01: What what's red?
32:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna go crazy.
32:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
32:18
SPEAKER_01: Life.
32:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, life no for old.
32:20
SPEAKER_01: Bye bye.
32:22
SPEAKER_04: Says, I'm just seeing where life takes me.
32:25
SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's fine.
32:26
SPEAKER_04: No, that is a man with no plan, no motivation, he's not going anywhere.
32:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, I see that, but at the same time, from experience, I ha I don't plan as much anymore because I had everything planned out and it all went to shit.
32:41
SPEAKER_01: So I'm maybe I'm going to amber.
32:44
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go amber.
32:45
SPEAKER_01: Alright, well I like it.
32:46
SPEAKER_01: Free spirit, but I hear you re-drive, etc.
32:49
SPEAKER_04: React to heart instead of answering.
32:52
SPEAKER_01: I'd say amber amber to red, I would say.
32:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, it's not green.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: No, yeah, it's far away from green.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: Um but it depends if what you've sent.
33:05
SPEAKER_01: Again, I hate texting, so depends on what you if what you sent requires an answer, then that would just annoy me.
33:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:13
SPEAKER_01: But it's not a hard red.
33:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:15
SPEAKER_01: Amber, let's go amber.
33:18
SPEAKER_04: Calls instead of texting.
33:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm good with that.
33:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm good with that.
33:21
SPEAKER_01: That's green.
33:22
SPEAKER_01: You want to have a conversation.
33:23
SPEAKER_01: I don't want you to call me every minute of the day, but fuck no, leave me alone.
33:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:27
SPEAKER_01: Call me if you've got something to have a conversation about.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:29
SPEAKER_01: Don't just call me for calling me's sake.
33:30
SPEAKER_01: Don't call me to say you've got a Varuca.
33:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
33:35
SPEAKER_03: Got a Varuca salt.
33:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm just saying.
33:36
SPEAKER_03: What film is she?
33:37
SPEAKER_01: What film is she from?
33:39
SPEAKER_01: Charlie in the fucking chocolate flexibility witch.
33:42
SPEAKER_01: Daddy, I want another pony.
33:44
SPEAKER_03: Darling, where's Liverpool?
33:46
SPEAKER_03: Um, they don't have rehab in Liverpool, they're so things all go to ruin.
33:51
SPEAKER_03: Um, double texts but never asks questions.
33:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I don't like that.
33:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm fine with the double text.
33:59
SPEAKER_01: I don't like the not asking questions, so I would put that in the amber category.
34:02
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
34:04
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
34:04
SPEAKER_04: This there's a little next section called dating.
34:07
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
34:09
SPEAKER_04: Says he's never had a girlfriend.
34:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh, are you a fuckboy?
34:15
SPEAKER_01: How old is it?
34:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go amber because how old is this person?
34:19
SPEAKER_01: What's the context been?
34:21
SPEAKER_01: Was he on Virgin Island?
34:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh god, have you seen that?
34:24
SPEAKER_01: Have you seen that?
34:25
SPEAKER_01: I don't know about this nice.
34:26
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I refuse to watch.
34:27
SPEAKER_01: I spent Holly and Tom I'm gonna add them.
34:28
SPEAKER_01: Holly and Tom, you made me watch it and fair play.
34:32
SPEAKER_01: It was really interesting.
34:33
SPEAKER_01: No, we love them.
34:34
SPEAKER_01: They were like, you kind of need to stick with it.
34:37
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I don't know that I like the sound of it.
34:40
SPEAKER_01: It's it's really, it's a really bizarre concept, but I'm also really here for them giving people self-confidence and educating them on all of those good things, and like helps people get out of their own head, but mental.
34:50
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, let's move on from Virgin Island.
34:52
SPEAKER_04: Um calls all his exes crazy.
34:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a red.
34:57
SPEAKER_01: Have some self-reflection, honey.
35:00
SPEAKER_04: Anyone that says I'm a nice guy.
35:04
SPEAKER_01: Anyone that says it.
35:09
SPEAKER_01: I got trust issues with men.
35:11
SPEAKER_01: So I I put it in amber because I think s some men are nice guys.
35:17
SPEAKER_04: Refers to women as females.
35:20
SPEAKER_04: And nothing else.
35:22
SPEAKER_04: Like a tamale.
35:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
35:25
SPEAKER_01: I don't like that.
35:26
SPEAKER_04: It's very red pill, it's very it's very intel.
35:29
SPEAKER_04: Um I would probably punch him in the dick.
35:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't like it.
35:34
SPEAKER_04: Right.
35:36
SPEAKER_01: It worries me when you look and you laugh.
35:38
SPEAKER_04: Life admin.
35:40
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
35:40
SPEAKER_04: Mattress on the floor.
35:42
SPEAKER_01: No.
35:42
SPEAKER_01: I I just smack my sign around.
35:47
SPEAKER_01: No, we know how I feel about mattresses on the floor.
35:49
SPEAKER_01: Red, red, red, red, red.
35:51
SPEAKER_01: All of the reds.
35:52
SPEAKER_01: Goodbye.
35:53
SPEAKER_04: One pillow.
35:55
SPEAKER_04: One?
35:56
SPEAKER_04: No, that's a red.
35:57
SPEAKER_04: So I am I am gonna say something.
36:00
SPEAKER_04: My lovely friend who I went away with over Christmas, she has a habit of dating a certain kind of man, and there was one blow she dated, and she is the most accomplished woman I know and out earns anyone I know, has her own flat in London, everything, and he had the gall to call her a gold digger for wanting to go out for dinner.
36:23
SPEAKER_04: But hear me out.
36:24
SPEAKER_04: He lived in one room in like a bedsit, and his pillow was a couch pillow, like a sofa pillow, like one of these, and he didn't have a cover on it.
36:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh this is like all of the this or that that you're like, ah, makes my skin crawl.
36:41
SPEAKER_01: So the minute I minute I put that one down, I was like, No.
36:45
SPEAKER_01: Um god, take some pride.
36:47
SPEAKER_01: I just you don't need a woman in your life to help you take pride in your own home.
36:51
SPEAKER_01: I know.
36:52
SPEAKER_04: Um last one owns one towel.
36:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh they're all reds, every single one of them.
37:01
SPEAKER_01: If you're dating a guy that does any of those things, chin him off immediately.
37:04
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
37:05
SPEAKER_01: I do not enjoy that.
37:08
SPEAKER_01: Something I do enjoy though.
37:10
SPEAKER_01: Tell me.
37:10
SPEAKER_01: Who's you gay for a day?
37:11
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
37:15
SPEAKER_04: Right, so I have a couple.
37:19
SPEAKER_04: Who doesn't one because I just think she's an icon.
37:23
SPEAKER_04: Cher.
37:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I love Cher.
37:26
SPEAKER_01: The lady doesn't age.
37:27
SPEAKER_01: Cher Shania Twain.
37:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, go on, Shania.
37:30
SPEAKER_01: She was in high styles this week, wasn't she?
37:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what a fucking baby.
37:32
SPEAKER_01: She feels like a woman.
37:33
SPEAKER_01: What a fucking baby.
37:35
SPEAKER_04: Um and what's the other one?
37:38
SPEAKER_04: She's escaped my mind.
37:42
SPEAKER_01: Fuck, she's escaped my mind.
37:44
SPEAKER_01: Do you want to think about her while I tell you mine?
37:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you carry on.
37:46
SPEAKER_01: I got a few as well.
37:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, cool.
37:48
SPEAKER_01: So for a long time, my favourite woman of all time, and she is glorious, was Nicole Schertzinger.
37:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I knew that.
37:56
SPEAKER_01: She was up there for so long, like what an absolute queen.
37:59
SPEAKER_01: Body of a goddess.
38:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh, she's just unreal.
38:01
SPEAKER_01: Her vocal range, wow! Love her.
38:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:04
SPEAKER_01: She's incredible, 10 out of 10.
38:07
SPEAKER_01: However, I've got some new people who have managed to sneak in there.
38:10
SPEAKER_01: J Lo was also up there for a long time as well.
38:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh, she's a twat.
38:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's she's so fucking rude.
38:15
SPEAKER_01: I mean, but I'm only gay for a day, so I can probably deal with that at this point.
38:19
SPEAKER_01: Um, but she's sensational.
38:22
SPEAKER_01: But I will say, do a leaper.
38:25
SPEAKER_01: She's she's she's kept on in there, yeah.
38:27
SPEAKER_04: I know men that would crawl over broken glass for that woman.
38:31
SPEAKER_01: I think I would, though, to be fair.
38:33
SPEAKER_01: I know someone who would.
38:34
SPEAKER_01: Chout Lucy, go on.
38:36
SPEAKER_01: She loves her.
38:36
SPEAKER_01: We went to go and see her last year, and she again was unreal, like vocally amazing.
38:42
SPEAKER_01: She was dancing around that stage.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: She's just a queen, but everyone loves her dad as well.
38:46
SPEAKER_01: Have you seen her dad?
38:47
SPEAKER_01: No.
38:48
SPEAKER_01: He's glorious.
38:49
SPEAKER_01: I'll show you him after this.
38:50
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, everyone likes to go mad for her dad.
38:52
SPEAKER_01: Um, but yeah, she's glorious.
38:55
SPEAKER_01: But also up there, and I know she kind of splits the room a bit now because of some was it, American Eagle Gene advert, but Sydney Sweeney.
39:03
SPEAKER_04: She doesn't split because of American Eagle Jean, she splits because fucking Trump supporter like Nicki Minaj.
39:12
SPEAKER_04: I will not nothing could make me watch anything that that woman's in these days.
39:17
SPEAKER_04: Really?
39:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
39:18
SPEAKER_01: Not even what's the film she went about?
39:20
SPEAKER_04: No, if you want to get political about it, no.
39:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
39:23
SPEAKER_04: She's fit though, so good for her.
39:25
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, nothing taken that way from her, but it'd be great if she had a bit more of a moral compass.
39:29
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, her body's unreal.
39:30
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, um there's my multi-gay for a days.
39:33
SPEAKER_01: Alright, babes.
39:34
SPEAKER_01: I'm getting gay for a week at this point.
39:36
SPEAKER_01: If you had a gay for the day, please let us know.
39:39
SPEAKER_01: It's a really fun game to play with people if you're in a big group and you just go to people and you go, Who's your gay for a day?
39:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
39:45
SPEAKER_01: And it's really interesting to see what people's reactions are.
39:47
SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
39:49
SPEAKER_04: If I had to choose a male gay to be my old buddy, my lavender marriage, whatever, I've got two.
39:56
SPEAKER_01: Hang wait, so this when you're picking a man who is gay who you would marry and you'd be his beard.
40:01
SPEAKER_01: Got it.
40:03
SPEAKER_01: But I'm well.
40:07
SPEAKER_04: No, one.
40:08
SPEAKER_04: Go on.
40:08
SPEAKER_04: And it's our boy Jay.
40:10
SPEAKER_04: Oh, he's a real vibe.
40:13
SPEAKER_04: He's a real vibe.
40:14
SPEAKER_04: Imagine he'd be so much fun.
40:16
SPEAKER_04: He's such a slag, we love him.
40:18
SPEAKER_01: He loves the word slag.
40:19
SPEAKER_01: Is he listening or no?
40:21
SPEAKER_04: Don't know.
40:21
SPEAKER_04: I think he was originally, but he did call us a slag.
40:24
SPEAKER_04: Well, he messaged me and said we look like slags at Epsom.
40:27
SPEAKER_01: So he loves it.
40:29
SPEAKER_01: But that's a compliment.
40:29
SPEAKER_01: That is a compliment, yeah.
40:30
SPEAKER_01: But he's a big time show jumper.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: Go on, Jay.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: We love him.
40:34
SPEAKER_04: Moving on swiftly.
40:36
SPEAKER_01: Moving, moving, moving on.
40:38
SPEAKER_04: Lives Rage Bait section.
40:40
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
40:41
SPEAKER_04: Come on down.
40:44
SPEAKER_04: Uh, you have a voice note for my Rage Bait section.
40:47
SPEAKER_04: I do.
40:47
SPEAKER_04: This is uh So we shall let Charlie take the floor.
40:50
SPEAKER_01: A real life voice note.
40:52
SPEAKER_01: Are you ready?
40:53
SPEAKER_01: You've not heard this yet either.
40:55
SPEAKER_01: Let me let me pump the volume up.
40:56
SPEAKER_04: Hopefully, we'll get another reaction like my face the other week.
40:59
SPEAKER_01: The Jam, you'll like this one, right?
41:00
SPEAKER_01: Gladiators ready.
41:01
SPEAKER_04: Look, even the mere cat is in, she's very, very positive.
41:04
SPEAKER_04: Shall we?
41:05
SPEAKER_04: What's going on here?
41:06
SPEAKER_00: Got a rage bait for you.
41:08
SPEAKER_00: So um I've got a colleague at work and um he wears he he wears hoodies and um it was in this really nice um pale blue colour.
41:22
SPEAKER_00: I said, Oh, I like your hoodie in front of everyone in the meeting.
41:26
SPEAKER_00: And he said, Oh, thanks.
41:27
SPEAKER_00: And then I went, I'm sure they probably do it in men's colours as well.
41:31
SPEAKER_00: And um, yeah, the whole team laughed at him and he wasn't actually very impressed with that.
41:38
SPEAKER_04: That's what we want.
41:40
SPEAKER_04: That's what we want.
41:41
SPEAKER_04: We don't care if they're impressed.
41:42
SPEAKER_04: It's good, isn't it?
41:44
SPEAKER_04: I love that.
41:45
SPEAKER_01: I just love it as a real life example.
41:47
SPEAKER_01: Like yours are really funny, but I was like, fair play, that's a that's a real life jobby.
41:53
SPEAKER_04: Well, it's funny because my girl Luce, we were we were on the phone, or she I saw her the other day and she said to me, Oh my, she said, Oh my god, did you see the show jumping?
42:04
SPEAKER_04: Um, and there was a lady interviewing for like a TV panel that was interviewing um like professional show jumpers, and she kept asking them, besides the obvious, what would you change about yourself?
42:18
SPEAKER_04: Professional athletes, and I loved it.
42:22
SPEAKER_04: Um, great.
42:24
SPEAKER_04: But anyway, strap in.
42:26
SPEAKER_01: I'm ready.
42:27
SPEAKER_04: I think these are quite good.
42:29
SPEAKER_04: There's no copyright on these, by the way, so you can use them.
42:33
SPEAKER_04: He told me I act like a man, so I told him to take notes.
42:38
SPEAKER_04: Strong.
42:39
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I like that.
42:40
SPEAKER_04: You are the background character in your own life.
42:44
SPEAKER_04: Oh, wow.
42:46
SPEAKER_04: I know a few like that.
42:48
SPEAKER_04: You have two haircuts left to your name.
42:53
SPEAKER_04: So they're saying they're really old.
42:54
SPEAKER_01: Saying they're balding.
42:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: Fuck me.
42:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, alright.
43:02
SPEAKER_01: There'll be other people who are wondering the same.
43:04
SPEAKER_01: I just say it and it's recorded for everyone else to hear.
43:08
SPEAKER_04: Call their work uniform their costume.
43:11
SPEAKER_04: Nice.
43:14
SPEAKER_04: You look like you clap when the plane lands.
43:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh god, I hate people like that.
43:19
SPEAKER_04: Imagine marrying someone and found out like finding out that they clap when the plane lands.
43:22
SPEAKER_04: Horrendous.
43:24
SPEAKER_04: Um I just know that your ex has a therapist.
43:29
SPEAKER_04: Oh.
43:31
SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
43:33
SPEAKER_04: And my favourite fucking one of all time, and I hope you fuckers use this.
43:39
SPEAKER_04: My ex wouldn't complain about that.
43:41
SPEAKER_04: Oh, oh that that would act.
43:46
SPEAKER_04: I reckon they'd prolapse if you use that.
43:50
SPEAKER_01: That's like a red rag to a bull.
43:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
43:54
SPEAKER_04: I honestly I got loads in the bank.
43:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh, honestly.
43:59
SPEAKER_04: That's my favourite.
44:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm in I'm enjoying them.
44:02
SPEAKER_01: Even Dottie approves.
44:03
SPEAKER_01: Seal of approval from Dottie.
44:04
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
44:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she loves it.
44:06
SPEAKER_01: She's a great co-host.
44:07
SPEAKER_01: She's bringing the vibes.
44:08
SPEAKER_01: You bring in the vibes, you're bringing the vibes.
44:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you always bring the vibes.
44:11
SPEAKER_01: Um are we now on to this or that?
44:14
SPEAKER_01: We are indeed.
44:15
SPEAKER_01: Hello, we're nearing the end.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: So sad.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: It's like my own therapy session every week.
44:19
SPEAKER_01: I know.
44:20
SPEAKER_01: And she was late on parade today, can I just say?
44:22
SPEAKER_01: It's been a week.
44:23
SPEAKER_01: It's been a week.
44:23
SPEAKER_01: It's been a week.
44:25
SPEAKER_01: Um okay.
44:26
SPEAKER_01: So Olivia.
44:29
SPEAKER_01: Tell me.
44:30
SPEAKER_01: Would you rather would you uh your only would you rather only be able to communicate via voice notes or voice or phone calls or no texting ever?
44:42
SPEAKER_01: So your options are voice notes and phone calls or no texting.
44:49
SPEAKER_04: That doesn't make sense.
44:50
SPEAKER_04: No, I know.
44:50
SPEAKER_04: You've got to communicate somewhere.
44:52
SPEAKER_04: Only be able to communicate via voice.
44:53
SPEAKER_04: Or maybe you mean texting it always.
44:56
SPEAKER_01: No, it says here only be able to communicate via voice notes.
44:59
SPEAKER_01: Voice notes or voice calls, no texting ever.
45:02
SPEAKER_01: So you can only pick up the phone and speak to someone you can't text them.
45:05
SPEAKER_01: Fine.
45:05
SPEAKER_01: Voice note.
45:07
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
45:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm offended and I've not even read the shit.
45:12
SPEAKER_01: Find someone else's toenail clipping in your bed or a hair in your drink halfway through.
45:17
SPEAKER_03: Hair in my drink halfway through.
45:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:19
SPEAKER_01: Hair in my drink.
45:20
SPEAKER_01: Hair in my drink.
45:21
SPEAKER_01: Have a mystery stain on your clothes all day, or a mystery smell that you can't locate.
45:26
SPEAKER_04: Mystery stain.
45:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
45:29
SPEAKER_01: Know your ex is happier now, or that they still think about you.
45:33
SPEAKER_04: Still think about me.
45:35
SPEAKER_01: I see you can't.
45:38
SPEAKER_01: Stay toxic.
45:41
SPEAKER_01: Um have already met the love of your life or meet them in ten years' time.
45:47
SPEAKER_04: No, meet them in ten years' time.
45:49
SPEAKER_04: Because if I have.
45:52
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
45:54
SPEAKER_04: If I I think if I had.
45:57
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
45:58
SPEAKER_04: No, that's a weird one.
45:59
SPEAKER_04: No.
46:00
SPEAKER_01: Ten years time.
46:01
SPEAKER_01: Got it.
46:01
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, there you go.
46:02
SPEAKER_01: I've made it a short one this week.
46:04
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
46:06
SPEAKER_04: Live to ask Charlie.
46:08
SPEAKER_04: This is this is the script.
46:12
SPEAKER_04: Always have notifications on or always have your phone on silent forever.
46:17
SPEAKER_04: Oh, phone on silent forever.
46:19
SPEAKER_04: Easy one.
46:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
46:20
SPEAKER_04: Peace and quiet.
46:21
SPEAKER_04: Goodbye.
46:21
SPEAKER_01: My phone's always on silent anyway.
46:23
SPEAKER_04: Get stung by a wasp or bitten by a mosquito somewhere really awkward.
46:28
SPEAKER_04: And I'm thinking pus.
46:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh I take the mosquito bike.
46:33
SPEAKER_01: On your purse.
46:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've got about three on me at the minute, normally purse.
46:36
SPEAKER_01: Just on my legs.
46:37
SPEAKER_01: But have you been stung by a wasp?
46:40
SPEAKER_04: Not for a while.
46:42
SPEAKER_01: So much.
46:44
SPEAKER_01: So much.
46:44
SPEAKER_04: I know.
46:44
SPEAKER_04: I needed gas and air the last time.
46:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so no, I'll take the mosquito bite, thank you.
46:48
SPEAKER_04: Eat a meal entirely the wrong temperature or a meal with one ingredient you absolutely hate in every bite.
46:55
SPEAKER_01: Wrong temperature.
46:57
SPEAKER_01: If you put mustard in something, that's all I'm tasting.
47:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
47:02
SPEAKER_04: Holiday together for two weeks or a weekend away once a month.
47:11
SPEAKER_04: I'd probably say holiday.
47:12
SPEAKER_04: I take the two weeks, yeah.
47:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
47:15
SPEAKER_04: Relive your best day ever or skip forward to the best day still to come.
47:21
SPEAKER_01: Skip forward, because you've got the memories of the other ones.
47:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
47:25
SPEAKER_04: I agree.
47:26
SPEAKER_04: I agree.
47:28
SPEAKER_04: Well, we have finished this or that.
47:32
SPEAKER_04: So this week, we have a lot of random thoughts.
47:38
SPEAKER_01: Or any other business.
47:40
SPEAKER_04: The fragments just put any other business.
47:42
SPEAKER_01: I've got you written AOB.
47:44
SPEAKER_01: Fucking hell.
47:44
SPEAKER_01: Well, there were some bits, like slug chat, that couldn't really go in anywhere else.
47:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I understand.
47:50
SPEAKER_01: You want me to you want me to read up?
47:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you go, you go.
47:53
SPEAKER_01: It's you, Glen Coco.
47:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so a few weeks ago I mentioned that my my dad used to put salt on slugs.
48:02
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I was really worried about it.
48:04
SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh god, this is bad PF, Papa Clem.
48:06
SPEAKER_01: It's okay.
48:07
SPEAKER_01: So somebody who I know messaged me and said, My parents used to use salt, so it was quite a normal thing in the 80s and the 90s.
48:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:15
SPEAKER_01: She said, but my mum would pick them off her plants and put them in a glass of red wine.
48:19
SPEAKER_01: And I was thinking, what's the point in that?
48:21
SPEAKER_01: They probably just drowned, right?
48:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:22
SPEAKER_01: So one evening.
48:25
SPEAKER_01: One evening she sat in the garden, she had a glass of red wine in one hand, and in another hand she had a fag, and she was going around, she's picking all of her slugs.
48:32
SPEAKER_01: No! Yeah, she's picking her slugs.
48:34
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, the next thing you know, we all know where this is going, is you just hear retching noises.
48:42
SPEAKER_01: You guessed it.
48:43
SPEAKER_01: She drank the slug wine of her own red wine.
48:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
48:49
SPEAKER_01: Unsurprisingly, she never did the red wine trick again after that.
48:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh my fucking.
48:54
SPEAKER_01: You know, you can Harry Potter where they go, eat slugs.
48:58
SPEAKER_01: Imagine that.
48:59
SPEAKER_01: Oh fucking hell.
49:00
SPEAKER_01: Poor Neville.
49:01
SPEAKER_01: What a boy.
49:03
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
49:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh wait, hang on, that's that's incorrect.
49:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, that potter fans are coming for me.
49:07
SPEAKER_01: That's wrong.
49:08
SPEAKER_01: This is broken wand.
49:09
SPEAKER_04: Yours yours are really f- Why am mine like sensible?
49:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, awful.
49:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay, would you like me to do one of mine?
49:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, go on.
49:18
SPEAKER_04: So this this is added in from this morning because I had a message to say, are men getting hairier?
49:29
SPEAKER_04: Or is she just picking the hairy ones?
49:31
SPEAKER_01: I think she's picking the hairy ones.
49:33
SPEAKER_04: I like a well-groomed man.
49:35
SPEAKER_04: More into like thick carpet is not familiar.
49:38
SPEAKER_04: As my friend Simon said to me on the weekend, if you have to plait their bum hair.
49:44
SPEAKER_04: You know?
49:47
SPEAKER_04: I'm offended.
49:49
SPEAKER_04: Are men getting hairier?
49:50
SPEAKER_04: That's it's a debate.
49:52
SPEAKER_04: Have you all stopped manscaping?
49:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, if you have, start it again.
49:58
SPEAKER_01: I like a manscaping.
49:59
SPEAKER_01: We have to do it.
50:00
SPEAKER_04: Well we don't have to, but yeah.
50:01
SPEAKER_01: It's it's size of pressure.
50:04
SPEAKER_01: You know?
50:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:05
SPEAKER_04: Will you shave yours so yours alright?
50:06
SPEAKER_01: No, I I'm a waxed lady.
50:08
SPEAKER_01: I get waxed, go on the wax in.
50:12
SPEAKER_04: Big, big debate, but I love it.
50:14
SPEAKER_04: Um I've seen a lot this week, and I kind of forgot that we do all do it.
50:17
SPEAKER_04: Women giving men silent deadlines.
50:22
SPEAKER_04: So if you if you don't buck up your ideas in six months' time, don't tell them anything.
50:26
SPEAKER_04: But if they don't change in six months' time, you're out the door.
50:28
SPEAKER_04: But you don't actually tell them.
50:30
SPEAKER_04: And we all do it.
50:31
SPEAKER_04: I've done it so many times.
50:35
SPEAKER_04: And give him a month.
50:37
SPEAKER_04: He'll be still acting like this.
50:39
SPEAKER_04: I'm out.
50:40
SPEAKER_01: He just doesn't fucking know it.
50:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
50:41
SPEAKER_01: Poor guy.
50:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but we all do it.
50:43
SPEAKER_04: Always be on edge.
50:44
SPEAKER_04: This time next year, Rodders will be millionaires.
50:48
SPEAKER_01: Um but I had um a friend voice note me the other day.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: And she was like, Oh, look, I've been listening to the podcast and something I really wanted to submit, but she's like, but I just didn't know.
51:02
SPEAKER_01: I j I just don't want people to know.
51:04
SPEAKER_01: And I went, Well, it's anonymous, so don't worry about it.
51:06
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I ain't gonna judge you.
51:07
SPEAKER_01: I was like, we've been friends for it a long time.
51:10
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, so when she split up with her ex, she found out he'd been cheating on her.
51:15
SPEAKER_01: Right.
51:16
SPEAKER_01: That fucking stings.
51:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:17
SPEAKER_01: So before they moved out, she got all of his water bottles and stabbed holes in every single one.
51:27
SPEAKER_01: Fair.
51:29
SPEAKER_01: I rate it.
51:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, petty.
51:31
SPEAKER_04: She's like taking someone's microwave tray.
51:33
SPEAKER_04: Oh god, that's annoying, yeah.
51:36
SPEAKER_04: Fucking annoying.
51:37
SPEAKER_04: Or taking like one sock to every pair.
51:41
SPEAKER_04: Just something really fucking petty.
51:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but no, I I liked it, and she's like, I know it sounds petty.
51:45
SPEAKER_01: I was like, babes, it didn't sound as petty as what I did with my Netflix trick, so don't worry about it.
51:49
SPEAKER_01: I was like, I'll take seven water bottles.
51:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, here for it.
51:53
SPEAKER_04: Do you know what?
51:54
SPEAKER_04: It's actually um one that I got from a from a friend talking about petty things, random thoughts, sorry.
52:02
SPEAKER_04: But he said, get a packet of prawns, take the end off a curtain rail, put the prawns back on.
52:11
SPEAKER_01: That's awful.
52:12
SPEAKER_01: That's what you know I said about the fish.
52:14
SPEAKER_01: You never find it! The fish under the car seat thing.
52:17
SPEAKER_01: Kind of reminded me.
52:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's that's horrendous.
52:20
SPEAKER_04: Um, and last but not least, I wanted to quickly discuss body count and why it matters.
52:26
SPEAKER_04: So many people think it matters.
52:28
SPEAKER_04: I don't think it matters.
52:29
SPEAKER_04: I don't think it does.
52:30
SPEAKER_04: Um I mean, I can't say anything if it does, Susan Campaigner.
52:36
SPEAKER_04: Um, but no, I don't think it does.
52:38
SPEAKER_04: I think it c I think actually, if I'm honest, this is just my opinion.
52:42
SPEAKER_04: I think it matters more to men when they find out women's body counts.
52:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, they care way more.
52:47
SPEAKER_01: Whereas for guys, it's like they think it's a flex, and I'm like, oh, I just think you're a fuckboy.
52:51
SPEAKER_01: It's not a humble brag.
52:53
SPEAKER_01: No, I also we know a couple of people who have quite a high body count.
53:00
SPEAKER_01: Men.
53:01
SPEAKER_01: That's phenomenal.
53:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I think they think it's really impressive.
53:06
SPEAKER_01: There are two thoughts that go through my mind.
53:08
SPEAKER_01: That they're gonna die of knob rot.
53:10
SPEAKER_01: There are three thoughts then, that's why.
53:13
SPEAKER_01: One of them is how much repeat business are you getting?
53:18
SPEAKER_01: One is getting a lot of repeat business for sure.
53:20
SPEAKER_01: But the other one is not.
53:22
SPEAKER_01: So I'm like, you wanna be you wanna be looking at your customer satisfaction rates.
53:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I know, yeah.
53:29
SPEAKER_04: Just another notch in the bed post, the bed's gonna fall down in a minute.
53:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then the other thing I'm thinking is, what the fuck are you carrying?
53:36
SPEAKER_01: Are you hippie scrubbing that?
53:38
SPEAKER_04: You know?
53:39
SPEAKER_04: It's giving Henry VIII.
53:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
53:42
SPEAKER_01: I yeah, I don't know.
53:43
SPEAKER_01: I if I were if I was seriously dating someone and that came up in conversation and they were like, yeah, I'm even how do I now?
53:54
SPEAKER_01: 30.
53:55
SPEAKER_01: Again, for the third time.
53:57
SPEAKER_01: If I were dating someone and they said their body count was more than 50, I think I'd see that as a flag.
54:08
SPEAKER_01: Would you?
54:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't think it matters.
54:11
SPEAKER_01: No, I think I would care.
54:14
SPEAKER_01: But I think that's because I'd be like, how much you've thrown it around.
54:17
SPEAKER_01: If they were like, oh, but in that I've had like I've been like dating a girl for a long time, or you know, I've been with someone for a long time, then fine.
54:26
SPEAKER_01: But otherwise, I'm like, I think it's but it's a bit different.
54:28
SPEAKER_01: Like there's to men, I think sex is sex, whereas I think for a woman I think you need to have a bit more of a just a bit more of a connection with someone.
54:38
SPEAKER_01: I think guys can for the most part, I know this is a sweet statement, but they can sort of stick it in anyone, um, whereas I won't let anyone stick it in me.
54:48
SPEAKER_01: So the last thing we have is me saying I wouldn't let anyone just anyone stick it in me.
54:55
SPEAKER_04: Well yeah.
54:57
SPEAKER_04: Shocking, really.
54:59
SPEAKER_04: Well, on that happy little note, we're going to fuck off for the week.
55:05
SPEAKER_04: But last but not least, Dottie come for to us.
55:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah!
55:09
SPEAKER_04: Dotty come hit us.
55:11
SPEAKER_04: We leave you with the doo-doo.
55:13
SPEAKER_04: This is the guinea pig.
55:15
SPEAKER_04: We love the guinea pig.
55:16
SPEAKER_04: Her mother doesn't do live.
55:18
SPEAKER_03: So this is gonna be a surprise.
55:19
SPEAKER_01: All right, Dottie, what do you think?
55:20
SPEAKER_01: Did I put the mic to hand?
55:22
SPEAKER_03: Dottie, what do you think?
55:23
SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
55:26
SPEAKER_04: No, nick lick.
55:27
SPEAKER_04: No thoughts.
55:28
SPEAKER_04: She's had that ADHD medicine.
55:32
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, until next Friday.