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- 0:00Speaker 1: See, here we go. See, we've been warned about the
- 0:03Speaker 1: dangers of AI recently. Bill Gates warned that AI could
- 0:06Speaker 1: potentially cause a billion deaths. It's the end of the world.
- 0:10Speaker 1: It is the robot apocalypse.
- 0:13Speaker 2: It is.
- 0:14Speaker 1: Forget zombies. I'm not sure that I saw this as
- 0:17Speaker 1: being one of the risks that was... We should have. Well,
- 0:22Speaker 1: we should have. We missed it. We missed it.
- 0:25Speaker 2: German authorities have initiated an investigation into possible sexual harassment
- 0:29Speaker 2: after a robot operated by two young men.
- 0:32Speaker 1: Weird science style.
- 0:34Speaker 2: Remember Weird Science in 1985? I do. With Anthony Michael Hall.
- 0:40Speaker 2: This robot made inappropriate physical contact with a teenage girl
- 0:44Speaker 2: in Cologne, Germany. And these two little pervs, 16 and
- 0:47Speaker 2: 19 they were, were filming it and streaming it, streaming
- 0:52Speaker 2: the encounter online.
- 0:53Speaker 1: I'm not going to laugh.
- 0:54Speaker 2: The robot touched the girl's buttocks. Yes. And then did
- 0:58Speaker 2: a little dance.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Do you want me to? I'll write. This is an
- 1:04Speaker 1: actual news story, people. So it performed thrusting movements.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Good God.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Alluding to, well, you can put two and two together.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Well, yes, of course.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Mom took a wah-wah. I wonder if it had a
- 1:17Speaker 1: little sound. One of those robots that has its own
- 1:19Speaker 1: little sound effects. And it was the bomb-chicker-wow-wow robot.
- 1:23Speaker 2: So, as I said, these two little pervs were filming
- 1:25Speaker 2: it and the Cologne police spokesperson said, oh, we have
- 1:29Speaker 2: not been aware of this phenomenon so far. Well, this
- 1:32Speaker 2: is a new world, Christophe. Yeah. Police haven't yet charged
- 1:36Speaker 2: the suspects, 16 and 19, but they remain under investigation
- 1:39Speaker 2: as police analyse whether the robot's actions were pre-programmed or
- 1:44Speaker 2: were being controlled in real time.
- 1:46Speaker 1: But the robot is under serious interrogation right now.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Little giggly, pimply twits back there controlling this robot.
- 1:53Speaker 1: I love the fact. I mean, so when Anthony Michael
- 1:55Speaker 1: Hall and the other bloke did it back in 85,
- 1:59Speaker 1: Kelly Brock was the robot. This robot was three feet
- 2:04Speaker 1: and 11 inches tall, dressed in casual attire.
- 2:08Speaker 2: And here's the kicker.
- 2:09Speaker 1: And wore a fake mustache. Now, that'll throw him off
- 2:11Speaker 1: the set.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Is that so they can't find him?
- 2:13Speaker 1: That'll throw him off the set.
- 2:14Speaker 2: Get rid of the mustache. In a robot lineup?
- 2:17Speaker 1: He's not. They later found the robot in the boot
- 2:22Speaker 1: of a vehicle and the authorities have confiscated both the
- 2:26Speaker 1: robot and the suspect's mobile phones. Did the robot have
- 2:28Speaker 1: a mobile phone with it?
- 2:29Speaker 2: Well, I want to see the robot in a robot line-up.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Now turn to the left. Now thrust.
- 2:34Speaker 1: No, no, no. No, no. This one had a moustache.
- 2:37Speaker 1: It's not this. This is not the droid you're looking for.
- 2:42Speaker 1: You're all free to go.