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Jalen Hurts Stays Winning, Justin Herbert Stays Losing and Ole Miss Delivers a Viral Payback · The Regulars

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  A full weekend slate of Week 2 action,
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  which was both batshit and predictable.
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  LSU goes ahead and embarrasses the living shit out of themselves
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  and more importantly, Lane Kiffin. And we recap the Regulars at
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  the Rose Bowl, which was a fucking drunken mess.
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  We have proof of it and everything. We are not robbing the people of
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  all the evidence. So stay tuned. We got a big show for you
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  guys. We are the Regulars.
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  I'm excited for you. I saw you wearing your Raiders jersey.
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  Sebastian Janikowski, baby. Oh, was that what it was? It was a Janikowski jersey.
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  I was between 2 jerseys. I figured— no, that was the right one. I don't
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  know what the other one was. Shane Lechler, our punter. Okay, well, no, you always
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  go kicker. You don't go fucking punter. I wanted
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  to be that. You never go full punter. Sometimes you gotta go full punter.
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  You don't have a Chuck Woodson jersey? I don't have a Chuck Woodson jersey.
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  Charles? I don't have a Charles Woods. I know you're watching. Sorry,
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  Chuck. I love you. Trust me. You're a fucking hero.
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  Tim Brown, too. So he's our Venn diagram because I'm Michigan and
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  you're Raiders. So he's our guy right in the middle of that. Him and Mookie
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  Betts. Listen, Mookie Betts is everybody. We've got to have
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  somebody else in common. We— I mean,
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  across of what? There's no question we do. Yeah, but I mean, so far,
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  though, so far, the middle of the Venn diagram— who is the UCLA guy that
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  became like the Boston Red Sox legend? Legend or something. I can't think of one.
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  I don't think there is one. Tori Lavulo. Is he UCLA?
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  Yes, he is. And so, and then that's now Diamondbacks. Oh,
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  Tori's our guy. That's number one. There it is. Got a new guy.
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  All right. Glad you guys were there for that moment. Not sure any of you
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  guys need to be a part of that. Lo siento. We are
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  actually going to talk about sports on today's show, and we should probably actually get
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  to the football because there's a shit ton of it to talk about, Cody.
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  So let's Get to it, guys. We're going to be covering as many of these,
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  as many of these, you know,
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  are we— wait, are we live? Why am I not live? We are live.
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  Well, how come mine wasn't caught up? How about you just get to the thing
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  you're teasing? This is why I told you I can't multitask. I got this.
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  You handle that. NFL Week 2. So many good games.
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  So many good games. And we're kicking things off
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  with the Eagles in a close win over the Titans. This was one
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  of the games of the week in terms of narrative conversation.
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  Did you talk about it on the radio yet? Yes, I did. Okay, so you've
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  got your— you've got your thoughts in order. Jalen Hurts delivered another signature clutch moment,
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  something he's been— he's come to be known for, at least if people
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  are being honest. You know, those of you that are paying attention, this is what
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  he's known for. So they were not their best against Tennessee.
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  No, Hurts did throw 2 picks, but 2 picks
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  don't matter when you have a game-winning drive of this caliber.
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  I have these stats memorized at this point. Minute 56,
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  no timeouts, 6 of 8 for 61 yards,
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  a touchdown, a 4-yard rush as well. This guy was
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  lights out. Yeah, 130-something, you know, passer rating on that drive. And for
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  the record, I'm aware he was lights out because he was my fantasy quarterback and
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  he gave me— hell yeah, lots of points. Thank you for that. Yes, you did.
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  So it was looking hairy for a second there. It was there. But, but at
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  the end, that comeback at the end, that final touchdown was huge. So that was,
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  that was the big thing was, you know, this was a team that they should
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  not be losing to. They were losing to them. It looked like they were going
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  to lose the game. And here comes Jalen Hurts. Now,
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  I don't think anybody's going to be super shocked about how we feel about the
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  fact that Jalen Hurts was that exceptional. But I— what I do want to talk
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  about is the underrated performance of the
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  receivers on that final drive, because every single, every single
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  throw had to be a sideline throw. To get out of bounds, right? So the
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  defense knows what's coming. These are going to be sideline throws. They're trying to get
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  out of bounds. They have no timeouts. Every wide
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  receiver stepped up, like every single one of these dudes stepped up. Saquon was blocking.
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  Everybody's where they needed to be after a pretty messy game. Yeah,
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  that's, that's fucking— that's, that's Jalen Hurts. That's Jalen Hurts. That's Jalen Hurts
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  running the offense. More importantly, you see him after the game because he heard the
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  things that were said about him and he just Stone fucking cold, man. I heard
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  it. Did it make you feel something? I heard it. He heard it.
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  Fucking ice in that man's veins. I, I can't get enough of
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  the guy. I don't care if he doesn't— I don't care if he's not the
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  sexiest thrower of the football of all time. I don't care if he's not what
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  your beautiful vision of a quarterback is in your brain.
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  This motherfucker wins. I, I fucking love
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  him. It's so interesting too because it's like, are you guys having fun?
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  And we're gonna get to it, but like Is it fun to watch Justin Herbert
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  these days? Like, it's like, yeah, the dude can— like,
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  visually, is that better for you to watch that? Because it's not for me.
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  Like, right? It's not for— it's not fun to watch like an
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  objectively better thrower of the ball suck at doing
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  it. I don't fucking know. Mama Hurts reposted Tanya's TikTok. Philly loves
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  you, Tanya. Oh yes, so I'm friends with Pamela Hurts on TikTok.
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  She and I are mutuals. We've messaged each other. That's awesome. Um,
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  and for about a couple months, I just
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  thought she was my friend Pamela. Deadass had no fucking idea
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  that she was Jalen Hurts' mom. Whoops. But also awesome, right?
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  Because I was just like, I love Pamela. Like, that's my girl, whatever. Didn't occur
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  to me that I'm like, she's verified. It's her last name's Hurts. She literally looks
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  like Jalen Hurts. She's like gorgeous. And I was like, what? What is Tanya?
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  She probably runs a Fortune 500 company based on all the women that he surrounds
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  himself with. She is incredible. Like, well, that's the thing is like, she is.
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  I was just— I just thought she was like a really cool, smart TikTok woman.
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  Yeah, it just turns out she's— and then after a while I was like,
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  hold on a second. Um, so yeah,
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  uh, friends with Pamela, we love her. And, uh,
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  anything else you have and your takeaway from the Eagles-Titans game?
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  No, it's, you know, at the end of the day, was it the prettiest game?
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  No, but they got the win. Worried about that offensive line a little bit,
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  but, oh, very. But I'm also worried about a few other offensive lines. I'm not
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  gonna go with the manic panic all with everybody right now at week 2 because
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  there— I think there are teams to panic about in week 2 right now.
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  No, no. And right now the Eagles are just not even scratching the suit.
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  No, they don't need to be panicked. I will say the issue with the turf—
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  did you know about this? No, I don't. The Titans-Eagles game, talk to me.
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  The, the field was like 150 degrees. Oh yeah, and they were,
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  they were having to pour like cold water on their cleats to stop
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  them from melting. Dude, I hate that. Nick Sirianni was getting fucking like an
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  IV on the sideline, like a hydrate. It was bad. It's gross there,
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  dude. But also, they need grass. What the fuck are we doing?
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  The fact that turf is still in, in the game is insane to me.
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  Like, if you want to know just how weak that Players Association is,
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  look at the turf. That's it. There's no other answer. Easy to— like,
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  it's— we just learned— are just— dude, we— if we didn't just
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  learn in the World Cup that it's very fucking easy to do, I hope that
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  that NFLPA— now again, I don't fully blame the players because
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  they've been undermined by the head, by the head of their PA for the last,
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  like, since DeMaurice Smith left. But still. All right.
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  Let's talk about the Chiefs outmaneuvering the Colts in overtime. And they did. And by
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  the way, the Colts— I was really happy with how the Colts kind of bounced
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  back from game 1. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, they were competitive, they looked great,
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  they stayed in the game. And, um, Patrick Mahomes across
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  the course of that game became more and more Mahomes. His connection with Kelce came
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  through a couple of times. He finished the game with, uh,
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  32 of 47 for 382 yards, 3 touchdowns. Obviously that includes 2,
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  uh, overtime possessions. You just read a comment you like? I did,
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  but it's not about this topic. I'm gonna save it for the regulars at the
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  Rose Bowl. Um, he repeatedly made difficult throws outside
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  structure and connected with Kelce and Xavier Worthy on big plays.
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  Uh, Kansas City is now 2-0. The other major news in this is Kenneth,
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  uh, Walker III. Kansas City hasn't always
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  had a consistent, like, star running game. That's, like, been something that's,
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  that's been up and down for them. This has kind of given them a new
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  dynamic. And it's, it's opening things up
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  for Patrick Mahomes in a different way, in a way that like Tyreek
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  Hill used to open things up in a different way. Now it's Kenneth Walker.
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  Let's talk about overtime. Talk to me.
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  In the overtime structure now, no matter what you do, no matter what
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  you score in that first possession, everybody touches the ball. Everybody gets to get their
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  possession. But there is a time, right? So this
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  is a timed overtime. If there's still time on the clock, After the second possession,
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  you're still tied. Guess who gets the ball back? The team that got
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  it the first. So the Colts win the coin toss and
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  they defer, giving Patrick Mahomes and the
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  Chiefs the first possession in overtime.
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  Yes, they do. I would love to know
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  on what planet Shane Steichen was like,
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  just in case, I'd love for Patrick Mahomes to get another possession.
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  If we can't pull off winning the game on ours? I'd love to know what
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  he was thinking, because what happens is in this timed overtime,
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  by the end of it, if you're tied, it's a tie. Yes.
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  So the first possession and then the second possession,
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  if there's going to be a chance for somebody to get the ball back,
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  it's always the team that, that got the first possession in overtime.
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  Very rarely opportunity for a 4th possession. Yes,
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  sometimes there's time left, but But whatever. So fine.
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  Yes. Okay. You make that choice. Yes. Patrick Mahomes, they go down, they score
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  and they score a field goal. Yes. Great. Okay. Colts are
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  ready. They can, they can score the touchdown to win in overtime.
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  They go balls to the wall. They,
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  they unload their weapons right off the top. They take their fucking
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  shot. It somewhat works out
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  because after all is said and done, they say he
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  was down. It's not a fumble, not a turnover. So they've got their ball right
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  in the red zone. And instead of taking the kill shot,
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  they play conservatively, kick a field goal to tie the game and
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  give the ball back to Patrick Mahomes. Cody. Yep.
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  When I tell you every single thing about the way Shane Steichen managed
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  this overtime Fucking drove me nuts.
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  It drove me fucking— I— this entire
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  possession genuinely convinced me this man can't win a Super Bowl. Oh,
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  here's the thing. So I hear everything you're saying and I hear the
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  criticism on both ends. Now, the field goal. Yeah, I fucking with you. I was
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  like, the fuck? We're playing this aggressive and we just fucking tap out
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  now? What are we doing? I really didn't like that. It just— I
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  liked actually— would you hear me out? And I hear what you're saying because I
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  know I'm not necessarily right about this. But the deferring of the ball I
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  didn't entirely hate because it kind of reminds me— it kind of gave me
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  this feeling of like the, um, the college football, uh, overtime.
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  Because now we know what both teams has. I think Shane Steichen was just going
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  in there no matter what. He thought Patrick Mahomes was going
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  to have a scoring drive, and now he just knows what to contest with on
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  his— on their attempt. So instead, all right, we need to get at least a
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  field goal, but we can go for the win. And it looked like they were
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  going for the jugular, and I just kind of liked it. No. You have like
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  objectively false, wrong, because again,
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  this is not— you're not playing the Titans, the Texans. You're not— I know you're
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  playing Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs. You will— if you cannot win
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  on that possession that you just— if you don't win,
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  he gets the ball back. You've lost. Yes, it's done.
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  You give Patrick Mahomes back the ball back with 25 seconds left in overtime,
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  you fucking lose. Yes, you have to know that, number one. And if
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  you— and if that's the case, if you want to be aggressive, you— if you
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  want to say Go out, do your, do your worst. We're going to match it
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  or we're going to beat you. You're hoping
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  for a field goal there. That's all you can hope for. Because if,
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  if your goal is to say, I'll match whatever you do,
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  well, if they score a fucking touchdown now, the best you can do is
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  tie it and still give them the ball back. Well,
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  can't you go for a 2-point conversion? You can. Did he seem like a coach
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  that was going to go for a 2-point conversion? That's the part that I'm with
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  you with. No, I wasn't. I wasn't against the deferral in that
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  I, I thought it was more— he was being more aggressive, as if, okay,
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  are you against the deferral now that you know he's a chicken shit
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  who wasn't playing nearly as aggressively as you need to play in order to pull
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  that off? Yes, that's why I was going backwards. I was saying that the,
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  the ending result of what he did with— by going for the kick was fucking
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  insane to me. I'm like, what was the fucking point of all of this then,
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  right? Truly all of this. You take the kill shot on the first possession.
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  That's what I thought they were going for. Okay. So you took the kill shot,
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  you got a— you got away with it, you got the call that you needed.
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  Yep. And you got— and in my opinion, I was actually kind of— look,
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  was it the right call? I thought it was definitely the wrong call. It was
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  the right call. So the only reason I know it's the right call is because
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  I've seen this before, that all you need is someone's finger,
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  the skin of someone's fingertip touching the outside of your jersey in order for
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  it to be— okay, so I guess it was the right call. By the way,
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  I'm normally used to those calls going the opposite direction for the Chiefs, right?
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  So that, that alone made me go like, oh wow, we're in a different And
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  by the way, that likely would have been what happened if, if he had gotten
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  back up and scored a touchdown. They'd have called it back and called him down
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  there too. Right. So like that would have really
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  pissed people off. So it kind of worked out as best as possible because that
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  would have looked like it was home cooking for the Chiefs. Yeah. But at the
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  end of the day, you cannot take that kill shot, get the call,
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  and then play conservatively from there. You just can't. It's pretty funny. Meg just said
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  Shane Steichen demonstrated the strategic vision of a
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  boat lieutenant.
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  Yeah. Nailed it. Fucking nailed it. But no, I've been pissed about that ever.
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  I mean, so I guess I should have said— explained it the other way around.
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  I wasn't against the deferral because I was like, okay. And then I saw how
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  they were going about it. I'm like, they're going aggressive, they're going for it.
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  I was like, you have to be prepared to like— if you do that,
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  you have to be prepared to not only score a touchdown, but, but a 2-point
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  conversion. I thought that was the only plan. That's what I thought the plan was.
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  I thought we were going college football fucking overtime. And that's when— naive fool.
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  What the fuck? It was the point then. That's why I thought he was doing
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  it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I liked that. But yeah, even though I know the
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  numbers say don't do that. Yeah, I still kind of liked the idea. Well,
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  once you go into overtime and you're in Kansas City,
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  if you want to be that aggressive, I will not blame you. I kind of
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  dug it. But yeah, but he didn't do that. He did not. Fuck.
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  And also Patrick Mahomes is Patrick Mahomes. Just a reminder to everybody.
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  Well, he reminded everybody. He's still Patrick Mahomes. There's some people still in denial.
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  You and I have not been. So we feel fine because nothing we're seeing is
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  surprising us. No, I was actually just more like bummed about it 2 months ago,
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  and I kind of already went through this emotional roller coaster personally. And then when
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  game 1 happened, it was just like, yeah, great. There it is. You prepared yourself
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  for this reality. Yeah. Another coaching situation
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  that looked really, really bad, especially compared to week 1. Um, was Jesse Minter,
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  the Ravens. Uh, the Ravens blew a 14-3 halftime
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  lead to the Saints. Talk to me, man. So the Saints looked a lot
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  better against Detroit than people gave them credit for. They lost that game in overtime.
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  I was not surprised that the Saints looked as good as they did, especially later
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  in the game. Tyler Shuck is like an older sophomore, like he's about to be
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  like 27, 28 years old. Yeah, but he's having a fucking monster run his first
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  2 games. Um, and he, and he also a Louisville guy, so it was 2
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  Louisville quarterbacks up against each other, which I thought was interesting. Um,
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  I thought it was pronounced Louisville. That's— was I not saying that?
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  Didn't I say Louisville? Um,
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  is that right, Mocha? How they like— yeah, Mocha, Mocha,
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  the, the, um, the lifelong LA resident knows how to say Louisville.
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  Louisville. Oh, see? Yeah, fucking— he says it like— he
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  says it like a— he says Louisville. Louisville,
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  Louisville, Louisville, Kentucky.
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  Um, I can get a slugger over there. Here's the thing,
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  uh, it was— things were cooking for the Ravens between,
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  um, you know, between, uh, Lamar and
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  Rashad Bateman, who was in for Zay Flowers. He got all the snaps that Zay
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  Flowers, you know, because he was out. Rashad looked good. He did. Uh, Mark Andrews
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  even caught a pass and moved afterward. I was so impressed.
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  I thought he was a cigar store Indian at this point. So I saw
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  him, but then Oh yeah, one of them he got like 8 yards after the
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  catch and then they called it back and I was like, come on, you made
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  him do all that work. Come on, come on, dude, that's like 40
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  yards for most players. Goddamn. Yeah, that was, that was a—
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  in, in dog yards. Um,
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  but the final possession, they've got no
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  timeouts, not a lot of time left.
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  No, Lamar does the things you got to do in that spot. He throws The
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  deep ball, Rashad Bateman doesn't know. He's either— he's
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  either slow on the route or missed or didn't know where he was supposed to
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  be. I wanted to ask you so much about the final play of the game.
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  Yeah, because I— every time I looked at that play, I'm like, someone had their
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  fucking shit wrong. Yeah. And I highly doubt it was LeBron.
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  Lamar or LeBron. Sorry, LeBron's on my mind because I saw a
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  weird video of him last night at the Rams game.
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  No, but as far as what I could tell, He— Rashad
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  Bateman just wasn't where he was supposed to be. Yeah, it happens. Yes.
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  If it was Zay Flowers, he'd have been there. There's a, you know, this is
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  the stuff that happens. And I don't want to even shit on Bateman. He had
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  a good game, but it looked like Rashad either
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  didn't know he was supposed to be there or had underhustled
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  to the route. I don't fucking know. Either way, ends on a
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  game-ending pick. And I was, you know, disappointed for the Ravens.
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  But, but I also, I'm The Saints are fun,
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  dude. The Saints are a lot better than we thought. And, and that's, you know,
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  I've always said this over and over again, that's the most winnable division in the
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  NFL without question. Especially, especially if you've seen fucking Tampa. Although I will say it
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  looks like the Saints and the Panthers might both be good. Something, man,
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  their offense is no joke. We're gonna be talking about them. I'm looking forward to
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  talking about it. So it's not, um, it's not a gimme. We know who the
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  2 worst teams are, but we don't know who the best team is. So it's
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  at least still interesting. Yeah. Um, but I don't have a ton to say.
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  You know, I told somebody on the internet today, they were like, Notice how she
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  hasn't had anything to say about her god Lamar and his game-ending
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  pick. And I, you know, I said on the internet, I was like, I haven't
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  talked— first of all, I haven't gotten on the internet or, or made a video
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  defending him or making excuses like everybody does
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  for Matthew Stafford and Justin Herbert and Josh Allen every time they make a
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  mistake. But I also haven't— I just haven't talked about it. And that's
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  how it's going to be. I will overcorrect. You don't get to have
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  a mass media that is constantly coddling and
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  excuse-making for all these other quarterbacks and then ask me to
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  criticize the most overly criticized multi-time MVP player I have
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  ever seen in my entire life. If you want to see him criticized, you know
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  where to go. Turn on ESPN. Yeah, don't worry, turn on Fox Sports. You don't
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  need to hear from me in a Week 2 game. If we're talking about the
• 18:54
  playoffs, if Lamar throws that pick in the playoffs,
• 18:57
  I will fucking talk about it. It's Week 2. If you You really— you need
• 19:01
  more criticism of Lamar Jackson? Yeah, he doesn't know enough. No, no,
• 19:04
  I'm good. Like, take that shit elsewhere. So yeah,
• 19:08
  it's not gonna fucking happen. No question. Um, let's go to injury
• 19:11
  corner in the middle of this thing because the next 3 games feature,
• 19:15
  uh, quarterback injuries. Yes. And let's start at the top of the one that
• 19:19
  is absolutely sweeping the nation, Caleb Williams. And here's the thing,
• 19:22
  I want to yell, purr around the world. Can I just really quickly just say
• 19:26
  something before you get really mad at me? Because I know you're gonna get fucking
• 19:28
  mad at me. I'm glad
• 19:32
  Caleb is gonna be okay. I'm glad the injury is not nearly as bad as
• 19:35
  they initially thought. It looked brutal because it was a non-contact
• 19:39
  thing and a hamstring. Yeah, whenever something's non-contact— and I gotta also say this,
• 19:41
  it's a hamstring injury. Those fucking suck no matter what the fucking degree is.
• 19:45
  You don't know how bad they are. You have no goddamn clue. I have no
• 19:49
  issue whatsoever with how he reacted, and because
• 19:52
  he thought his season was over Or he was at the very least worried.
• 19:55
  Yes. Like, I can't stress enough, I had no issue with
• 19:59
  it at fucking all. The memes
• 20:02
  are funny. The memes are funny. The memes are funny. They're fucking funny. I have
• 20:05
  laughed so fucking much and I don't agree with any of
• 20:09
  them, but they're fucking funny. Some of them are funny.
• 20:12
  Some of them are like what the ones comparing, comparing the Jackson Dart
• 20:16
  thing. I'm going to get into that. I'm going to get into that because
• 20:20
  To be quite honest, I know you don't like it, but I laughed a lot.
• 20:23
  Well, I don't like— I don't like the insinuation that Jackson Dart
• 20:27
  is tougher than Caleb Williams. I completely agree. I completely agree.
• 20:30
  And listen, of course, some of these are funny. The ones with the Pope are
• 20:33
  funny. Let's be honest. The Chicago Pope making sure that Caleb Williams comes back
• 20:36
  from the dead. So funny. And so— and so was my— my favorite one
• 20:40
  was the still frame photo of Caleb in President Trump's pose
• 20:44
  at the thing. That was— listen, I— he would have been in better shape if
• 20:48
  he'd been shot in the ear. I'm just saying it was funny. So here's the
• 20:52
  thing, there's been a ton of criticism of Caleb Williams
• 20:56
  getting carted off after pulling up with a hamstring injury,
• 21:00
  um, doing the like wave to the crowd. He was clearly freaking out and
• 21:04
  clearly upset, and he's gotten clowned not only by fans
• 21:08
  but by the likes of Emmanuel Acho, dude, who always has something
• 21:11
  to say about players he couldn't fucking hold their jockstrap. What is it
• 21:15
  like to go through fucking life on a daily basis with the
• 21:19
  fucking wrong take on everything? In the, in the
• 21:23
  ego to say— so he said that you should never— that
• 21:27
  the cart and the wave and the, you know, check it, you know,
• 21:30
  checking in with the crowd should only happen if you are— have
• 21:34
  a season-ending or career-ending injury. Broken legs,
• 21:38
  apparently. I don't know. Uh, maybe Damar Hamlin, maybe you need to be revived
• 21:42
  on the fucking field. That's when you get that treatment. Here's the thing.
• 21:46
  A bunch of doctors have come out and said, first of all, the amount of
• 21:49
  pain that athletes suppress
• 21:52
  because of this kind of stuff is enormous.
• 21:56
  The amount of, the amount of times that you see something happen
• 21:59
  in an NFL game and those players walk off because they don't
• 22:04
  want to get this kind of treatment. Their pain tolerance is a crazy thing.
• 22:08
  There is a correlation between playing in the rain.
• 22:11
  Everything's going wrong. You're already frustrated. Your adrenaline is
• 22:15
  high. You're worked up. And then on top of it, you're now in the frustration
• 22:18
  of having potentially torn your hamstring. Again, you don't
• 22:21
  know how bad your injury is. You feel your hamstring pull and
• 22:25
  you're in that headspace. You're already amped up. Caleb Williams,
• 22:30
  he does not have toxic masculinity. When are people going
• 22:33
  to understand he doesn't fucking care? He will cry, he will emote, he will paint
• 22:37
  his nails, he will wear a man purse. He does not have
• 22:41
  the toxic masculinity bullshit that the rest of you seem to feel like he needs
• 22:44
  to adhere to. And I don't know when you're gonna get,
• 22:48
  he was upset, he allowed his emotions to come out.
• 22:52
  By the way, once you're on the cart, you have to wave to the crowd.
• 22:55
  You can't stay under there freaking them the fuck out. You wave to
• 22:59
  the crowd. Once you're on the cart, you gotta fucking, what is he supposed to
• 23:02
  do there? And I would like to make one more thing clear. Athletes don't put
• 23:06
  themselves on carts. The trainer, the head trainer
• 23:10
  and their staff decide if you get on a cart or not.
• 23:14
  When somebody— when you see somebody like Jaxson Dart walk off
• 23:17
  the field with a torn MCL, that is
• 23:21
  because they asked the trainer, requested not to be
• 23:24
  on a cart because they don't want to upset their family, the crowd,
• 23:28
  for ego reasons, for whatever other reason. And sometimes
• 23:32
  trainers will give in to that. They'll allow that.
• 23:36
  But the reality is there is never a time where an athlete puts
• 23:40
  themselves on a fucking cart.
• 23:43
  So the most trainers want you on it. When you don't see a
• 23:47
  player, when they've got torn ligaments and lower body injuries and you don't see them
• 23:51
  on a cart, it's because they ask not to be. And it's usually
• 23:54
  the wrong call. But like they do it because these athletes
• 23:59
  have so much to lose from this level of criticism and from
• 24:03
  like all these, for all these other reasons. So Caleb
• 24:08
  is just fucking better than you. Like he's just, he just doesn't care.
• 24:11
  He doesn't care to be upset. He doesn't care that he's like freaking out because
• 24:16
  he's gonna wake up tomorrow, be 6'3,
• 24:20
  a gajillionaire, hot as fuck. And great at football.
• 24:24
  And you're going to be a loser talking about it with
• 24:28
  your 3-year shit fuck NFL career about how
• 24:31
  he should only get to do that if he broke his leg. So that's why,
• 24:35
  that's why I'm like, we're glorifying dudes pretending
• 24:39
  they're not hurt in football? Do you, have you met a guy in his 50s
• 24:43
  who'd played football? Because I've worked with a bunch of them. They can barely fucking
• 24:45
  walk. Like, it pisses me off. It really pisses me
• 24:49
  off. And it doesn't mean that I don't think that memes are funny because that's—
• 24:51
  it really is jokey. The memes are a joke and they're funny, but I don't
• 24:54
  agree with this shit. How many dudes do you want to see limping around
• 24:58
  grabbing their necks who can't sit straight before you think it might
• 25:02
  be a good idea for people to act more like Caleb Williams and less like
• 25:06
  Jaxson Dart? So here's the deal. Like I always tell people and I always try
• 25:09
  to get like— I give a lot of criticism to a lot of athletes.
• 25:12
  Yeah, but I do like to always preface something just right out
• 25:16
  the gate. Right out the gate. So fans and people in the media, like,
• 25:19
  understand this: I think everyone that is in any
• 25:23
  major sport, anyone from the very worst guy,
• 25:27
  the very worst stats-wise and talent-wise,
• 25:30
  everyone that has ever played a professional sport is astonishing.
• 25:34
  Like, a true one-of-one astonishing specimen
• 25:39
  of a human being doing something that no one in the world can do.
• 25:42
  When we get to that echelon, then we start criticizing and nitpicking throughout the entire
• 25:46
  thing. To question someone's,
• 25:49
  like, toughness as they're running in the rain,
• 25:54
  hurting their hamstring to a degree that they're unaware of— I
• 25:58
  don't know what— like, is your fucking brain broken?
• 26:02
  Like, if— and the thing is, this is what bothers me about, like, a guy
• 26:05
  like Ocho. Like, you did play. I don't care what— how good
• 26:09
  or bad your fucking career was. You're— and you're a lot better at this than
• 26:11
  I am. No, but like, like, but like, I know you were respect these
• 26:15
  professionals. I respect what they did. I respect all of them. But like,
• 26:19
  you fucking played. You know how much this fucking shit hurts?
• 26:22
  That's why it's so— like, I'm actually— that's why I'm fucking annoyed.
• 26:25
  Like, this all hurts. I— like, I was a nobody
• 26:28
  ballplayer. I'm in more physical pain right now than
• 26:32
  I've ever been in my life. I didn't make a shit ton of money,
• 26:35
  and my career was middling. It was fine. I got to the big leagues,
• 26:39
  but like, my fucking body is is fucking broken.
• 26:42
  I'm in the gym all the time doing corrective work. I'm going to
• 26:46
  be doing this till I'm fucking dead. Like, I respect anyone that
• 26:49
  goes out on the goddamn gridiron in fucking Chicago and fucking
• 26:54
  tears their hamstring. By the way, taking, taking an
• 26:58
  absolute beating from Brian Flores deciding he's going— his whole defensive
• 27:03
  approach was we are going to— they blitzed 81% of
• 27:07
  the fucking snaps. No one does that. Brian Flores had a game
• 27:11
  plan and it was do not let up on Caleb Williams. He was getting
• 27:15
  his ass fucking handed to him. And by the way, we're in the 3rd year.
• 27:18
  This is the first time we've ever seen Caleb do something like this. And he's
• 27:20
  been one of the most under pressure, most sacked quarterbacks, most pressured quarterbacks
• 27:25
  in the NFL since he entered it. So Brian
• 27:29
  Flores is up his ass, has a defensive— absolutely maniacal defensive
• 27:33
  game plan, by the way, in the fucking elements, which, by the way, I don't
• 27:37
  know if anyone was watching anybody's offensive approach. There was fucking nothing anyone
• 27:40
  could do. There was nothing anybody could do. And it was going to all happen
• 27:43
  on the ground. And if it was up, if it was going to happen,
• 27:45
  it was up to Caleb. And there he is trying to make it fucking happen.
• 27:47
  And he feels something pull up. So I think we've made our point
• 27:51
  clear on that. I do want to touch on the Vikings for a second.
• 27:54
  This team under Brian Flores defensively has been excellent.
• 27:57
  Yes. And what his game plan for this weather— this was— I
• 28:01
  hate to do this. I hate to do it, but you know I have to.
• 28:04
  This is where you remember who Brian Flores came up under.
• 28:08
  This was Bill Belichick 2.0. This was the weather
• 28:12
  sucks and I know what kind of quarterback we're playing. We cannot
• 28:17
  let him run. We cannot let him get going on the ground. They're not going
• 28:20
  to be able to throw the ball accurately in this weather. And God, he's a
• 28:22
  fucking genius. He's such a mastermind and he's a better— he's
• 28:26
  a better modern schemer than— I mean, Belichick, like, listen, all the credit in
• 28:30
  the world, but Brian Flores has taken it to the next level for these offenses
• 28:33
  over the last 5 years and like, The— it just— the Vikings
• 28:38
  are winning right now because of that defense, the personnel that, that they, you know,
• 28:41
  on the, on the field, but also what Brian Flores has got them doing.
• 28:45
  And I'm really, really impressed, especially with the fact that they've dealt with a carousel
• 28:49
  of quarterbacks. No, it's really been impressive. And Kyler Murray is coming back, which I'm
• 28:52
  really excited about. And I think he's gonna be great, like we fucking said.
• 28:55
  And when that happens, who fucking said it first?
• 28:58
  Fucking bitches over here. Um,
• 29:02
  somebody who did not fare well as well,
• 29:05
  um, Caleb Williams is week to week. They think he could play week 3,
• 29:08
  but if not, it's gonna end up probably being Case Keenum, I guess. Yeah,
• 29:11
  because I guess Tyson— what is his name— Badgint is, uh,
• 29:15
  is also hurt. He is? I didn't know that. So we might be rolling with
• 29:18
  Case, 38-year-old Case Keenum. So shout out for the older millennials.
• 29:24
  But Jackson Dart might be out for the season. That's something that came out today.
• 29:27
  Yeah, that's fucking— the injury is looking potentially worse than they originally thought. I was
• 29:32
  surprised that it wasn't that bad at first. Me too. Because it looks so bad
• 29:35
  on the camera. The way it happened, the way— and especially when they did that
• 29:38
  back view of where his knee went.
• 29:41
  And here's the thing, like, I've had that almost exact injury and
• 29:45
  I got off lucky. Like, real lucky.
• 29:49
  What I ended up doing was sprain— now I sprained my knee. And that sprain,
• 29:53
  because here's the thing about sprains, especially if a joint is important and impactful
• 29:56
  as a knee, Um, it's anywhere between a month
• 29:59
  to 4 months. It just— it's a combination of a lot of fluid in there.
• 30:03
  And I don't think it's a sprain anymore. It's not. Now they're talking
• 30:07
  about a potential tear and a season-ending surgery.
• 30:10
  Um, and, and I also understand this, those of you like, well, he walked
• 30:14
  off yesterday. When I did that to my knee, I ran that
• 30:18
  night, felt nothing. It was the next morning that I actually
• 30:22
  had to be driven to the hospital. Well, and also it's a different protocol in
• 30:26
  baseball. So in the NFL, he walked off because they— he asked to.
• 30:29
  Yes. Because he's a dumb fuck. Yes. Who didn't want to look like
• 30:33
  a— like not a tough guy. Just didn't want to look like a pussy.
• 30:36
  I want you to think about who we're talking about. We're talking about one of
• 30:37
  the more emotionally mature players in the league, somebody who's open and honest about their
• 30:41
  emotions. And we're talking about a guy who introduced Donald Trump in the offseason and
• 30:44
  who acts like a fucking moron. That is not to say that I do not
• 30:47
  feel awful that he got hurt. I don't like when players get hurt. I don't
• 30:51
  like to see it. And the, the team is clearly far worse off without him.
• 30:55
  Oh Jesus. Yeah, we, we don't worry. I watched the rest of that game.
• 30:58
  I would have been shocked if Jackson Dart finished this season healthy. He doesn't take
• 31:01
  this fucking shit seriously. This one was not his fault, but I wasn't anticipating him
• 31:05
  making it through the season healthy because he does not protect his body even when
• 31:08
  he's running. I don't think Cam Scadaboo is going to make it either within the
• 31:12
  next couple of weeks. I can't believe he didn't get hurt last night. He is
• 31:14
  reckless out there. Yeah, he's reckless. He ended up running for like, I think he
• 31:17
  had like 15 carries. He ran for like 32 yards. He was ungodly frustrated
• 31:21
  because he kept running into fucking brick walls. Yeah, he did nothing and he's going
• 31:25
  to get himself hurt the way he fucking plays. Holy shit. Yeah. So,
• 31:28
  I mean, yeah, I feel the people I feel bad for are Giants
• 31:32
  fans. You know, Jaxon Dart has made his bed.
• 31:36
  He's been a— he's been kind of a dumb fuck. He's been kind of
• 31:40
  a dang hurt— I don't know. Again, I want to— if anything, if he was
• 31:44
  going to fail, I would have liked him to be on the field. And what
• 31:45
  I'm talking about is this. Like, I don't ever root for somebody to get hurt.
• 31:49
  I don't. Whatever. Like, now that he's hurt, am I going to pray at his
• 31:53
  bedside? No. Like, I don't know if you're going to put it on
• 31:57
  record that you're MAGA. I'm going to remind you that there's people out there who
• 32:00
  can't get cancer treatment because of how you fucking vote. So good luck with your
• 32:04
  ACL, MCL fucking surgery. That's fine. I mean, I don't want bad things to
• 32:08
  happen to people, but I'm also going to spend more of my time feeling worse
• 32:11
  for other people. Oh, no, I got other people I care about. Yeah, exactly.
• 32:13
  Like, a lot more. Yeah, like even the other quarterback that got hurt, Jayden Daniels,
• 32:17
  um, dude, sort of a hot mess. Fuck me, this guy.
• 32:21
  He dislocated his elbow last year. Same elbow,
• 32:24
  same elbow. It's happened again. Here's what I
• 32:28
  don't know if our people in the chat noticed this. Did you notice this?
• 32:31
  He goes down, training staff comes out.
• 32:34
  Not a single one of his teammates. They just
• 32:38
  turned their back and walked away. Everyone on the field turned their back and walked
• 32:42
  away. He's down on the ground. Their starting quarterback is down on the ground.
• 32:46
  That's not good. And I have been trying so hard
• 32:50
  to be pro-Jaden Daniels in terms of like, um, like I really was impressed with
• 32:54
  him his rookie year. I was impressed with what I was reading about his work
• 32:57
  ethic and how he was working with Cliff Kingsbury on that team. Um, I was
• 33:00
  impressed with a lot of things. Then the things started coming out, which like
• 33:04
  the weird things about him a little bit, right? What do you mean? In their
• 33:07
  whole thing, isn't he like kind of like a weird, like Well, like, I had
• 33:10
  known that he had the Arizona State stuff because obviously
• 33:14
  I knew about that. Then he goes and balls out in LSU. Didn't say he
• 33:18
  doesn't ball. You know, he's got a weird thing with his mom. Like, his mom
• 33:21
  has a weird thing with him, I think. Which again, like, I don't fucking care.
• 33:24
  I don't care. Internet drama. And I get it. But like, I don't necessarily
• 33:28
  ever like buy too much into it. But, you know, smoke, fire, the whole deal.
• 33:32
  True. And right. But seeing his teammates react like that makes you go
• 33:35
  like, uh-oh. So you put all those little things together, right? Individually it's whatever,
• 33:39
  but when it keeps being something else— so I'm bummed for him. Like, I genuinely
• 33:43
  think a healthy, locked-in Jayden Daniels is really good, but like,
• 33:48
  sometimes there's like just— I,
• 33:51
  I don't know, like, how many times can you dislocate the same elbow and play
• 33:55
  football? I mean, this is bad. Twice within 12 months. And here's the thing about
• 33:59
  it, the Commanders look like shit, by the way. By the way, that's the other
• 34:02
  thing about dislocations. Once it happens once, it happens. Yeah, it could happen a lot.
• 34:04
  And yeah, it's a fucking problem. I got nothing else to say. Yeah, it's a
• 34:08
  fucking problem. Commanders are in disarray right now. By the way, watching Chase
• 34:11
  Young on the Saints light the fuck out of Lamar
• 34:14
  Jackson, and I'm like, I still cannot believe Washington
• 34:19
  let him go. I don't understand. No idea. I don't— I still don't get that
• 34:21
  one. No idea. But, you know, I guess like
• 34:27
  that The Commanders are just kind of a lost cause at this point. What else
• 34:31
  is this point? Absolutely. And that is just such a Commanders thing. Yeah,
• 34:35
  well, you know, the curse carries on apparently. It does.
• 34:37
  Um, let's talk. Doing it? Are we doing it? Are we finally
• 34:41
  doing it? Are you finally letting me have my moment? Let's talk about the Raiders
• 34:45
  beating the Chargers. Let's fucking go! Let's fucking go! I know you guys are
• 34:49
  gonna say it's not gonna last, Cody. What are you doing celebrating? You don't
• 34:53
  think I fucking know that? Let me enjoy my fucking 2 weeks
• 34:57
  of just loveliness. A fucking home game in LA
• 35:01
  with me in LA. The black hole was at SoFi. I'm not saying
• 35:05
  this to be a Charger hater. I am one, but that's not why
• 35:08
  I'm saying this. Fuck the Chargers. I just couldn't believe this was real.
• 35:13
  The Raiders look good. The Chargers look like fucking dog
• 35:17
  shit. And, um, Justin Herbert is so pedestrian
• 35:22
  I don't know what to say. And I want to really ask you a
• 35:26
  question. Yeah. Did you see your boy Dan Orlovsky defending it?
• 35:29
  Of course I did. This man— what will this man do before
• 35:33
  he criticizes Justin Herbert? I firmly believe this. I firmly believe
• 35:38
  he would become a trans person before he ever criticized this man. I firmly believe
• 35:42
  it. Or just be like— just be like, okay with a trans person being
• 35:45
  in sports. 100%. He will. He will. He will wear like shirts.
• 35:49
  He will support— I'm telling you, this guy, there's nothing that
• 35:53
  can be done for him to criticize Justin Herbert, because if he can't criticize him
• 35:57
  after that game— yeah, this guy has 2 touchdowns on the season,
• 36:00
  3 interceptions, and 3 fumbles. The only one defending him,
• 36:03
  by the way, saying it wasn't his fault, you know who else said it?
• 36:05
  Who? Colin Cowherd. Fuck, he needs you back so bad.
• 36:09
  It's done. He needs you back. He's cooked. He needs you back. Wouldn't go back
• 36:13
  if he asked. He's cooked. It's bad news bears, man.
• 36:16
  Here's the thing about the Chargers, and here's
• 36:20
  where I am going to step outside
• 36:24
  of my personal feelings, and I'm going to defend Justin Herbert
• 36:28
  a little bit. Okay. I'm here. I'm listening. I think
• 36:32
  that this offense is trash. It is not
• 36:35
  the players, the offense, the system, the scheme.
• 36:39
  And it is very noticeable. I don't— I do.
• 36:44
  Deep dove— Jesus Christ, I deep dove into
• 36:48
  kind of what's been going on since Jim Harbaugh got there.
• 36:53
  And, uh, he continues to try to do this sort of adapted
• 36:58
  pre-snap motion Kyle Shanahan, like pulling
• 37:02
  a little bit of Kyle Shanahan in there with the pre-snap motion and the,
• 37:05
  and the blocking schemes. But he's Jim Harbaugh, not Kyle
• 37:09
  Shanahan. And I'm— and so I imagine he's bringing some of that from Mike McDaniels,
• 37:12
  is what Mike McDaniels is bringing. But again, Mike McDaniels isn't Kyle Shanahan.
• 37:16
  People who try to run Kyle Shanahan concepts but don't have Kyle
• 37:21
  Shanahan's brain don't always— it's not always great.
• 37:24
  And Justin Herbert is not a Kyle Shanahan-type quarterback.
• 37:29
  It's all gone to hell, and Justin Herbert has regressed significantly.
• 37:34
  Since Jim Harbaugh's gotten there.
• 37:38
  I think his first year with Jim Harbaugh, because this is his third year,
• 37:40
  right, with Jim? I believe this is third year. No, I think it's his second
• 37:43
  year, isn't it? I don't fucking know. God, time is a flat circle.
• 37:46
  Since Jim Harbaugh's gotten there, like 82
• 37:50
  years, he's not been like— so he was kind
• 37:54
  of peaking statistically. Things weren't going well in the playoffs or whatever, but like,
• 37:57
  if you really want to give him credit for what he was good at It's,
• 38:00
  it's getting worse under Jim Harbaugh. I believe that they
• 38:04
  are 2 dumb bitches telling each other exactly. They are 2 idiots
• 38:09
  who are feeding each other's worst instincts. And when
• 38:13
  you have a quarterback like Justin Herbert and you have a head coach like Jim
• 38:17
  Harbaugh, one needs to— one of them needs to be the fucking
• 38:20
  straight man. One of them needs to be the serious guy. You can have 2
• 38:24
  serious dudes. You can have Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Right? But you can't
• 38:28
  have 2 dingbats, and these 2 are just fucking over there
• 38:32
  being like, bro, bro, you're the best. No, you're the best. And then they're going
• 38:35
  out there and fucking, fucking around. And then, by the way, the other guy
• 38:39
  on the offense is Mike, old vape on the sidelines McDaniels.
• 38:42
  Sure is. So like, it's just an unserious situation.
• 38:46
  And to some extent, I'm not— I mean, I'm not gonna blame the quarterback before
• 38:49
  I blame the head coach. Like, yes, I do blame the
• 38:53
  quarterback, and I do, and And I also like don't— I'm not impressed. I don't,
• 38:56
  I don't think he's a top 10 quarterback. I don't think so. I never thought
• 38:58
  that. I never thought that. So, you know, whatever. But that's again, he's not ranking
• 39:02
  himself. No, he's not. Oh boy. No, it's, it's, it's, it's your guy Dan Orlovsky
• 39:06
  that's doing that. And everybody else, by the way, the GMs all the time.
• 39:09
  Oh, they love him. They fucking love him. But like, why don't they trade for
• 39:12
  him? Hey, GMs, trade for him. I have noticed that. I have noticed that no
• 39:15
  one's really been throwing the gauntlet over to get their hands on Justin Herbert.
• 39:19
  Yeah. Like, I mean, listen, he's not up for trade. Trade. But still, we do
• 39:22
  have a graphic, right? Does it prove— yes, I would like to. Yeah, let's,
• 39:24
  let's throw this graphic up here about the Chargers and where they're at right now.
• 39:29
  All right, so we got the Chargers. They are, uh,
• 39:32
  they are the one of the first team— one of the only teams in NFL
• 39:35
  history to go, uh, 0-2 against teams
• 39:39
  that had previously only won 3 games. Yes.
• 39:44
  And you know, they, they Both the Arizona
• 39:47
  Cardinals and Las Vegas went 3-14 last season.
• 39:51
  And yeah, they are. I know, I was there. Listen, the Cincinnati
• 39:55
  Reds did it. The Cincinnati Football Reds did it in like, what was it,
• 39:58
  like the 1920s or something? Didn't— so then like also the like—
• 40:02
  give me a second, I'm trying to remember. I do remember what city. The Racine
• 40:05
  Tornadoes was the other team. That's not on that graphic. I think that
• 40:09
  there was like a part of that. The one you saw was like
• 40:13
  an even more niche statistic. But I saw the same one. I couldn't get over
• 40:16
  the fact that it said Racine because of course those For those of you that
• 40:18
  don't know, Racine is the villains of the fantastic baseball movie,
• 40:22
  uh, directed by Penny Marshall, the one and only A League of Their Own.
• 40:25
  The Racine Bells. That's why I'm a huge fan of the Racine Tornadoes.
• 40:29
  I was wondering if you'd played in Racine because I was like, I've never played
• 40:33
  in so many weird places. I think it's in Wisconsin, right? Okay, I don't fucking
• 40:36
  know. Oh God, I would if I were to know that. I think it's in
• 40:39
  Wisconsin, but really don't quote me. I don't fucking know. But yeah, man, the Chargers
• 40:43
  are in a rough spot on the the flip side, I like what I'm seeing
• 40:47
  from the Raiders. I like this. Listen, I know this honeymoon's going to come to
• 40:50
  an end, but they got the Saints this weekend over there in New Orleans.
• 40:52
  It's going to be a hard-fought game. Uh, I— the rate— if the Raiders get
• 40:56
  that, it's 3-0. But here's the thing, the Raiders got a tough gauntlet going forward.
• 41:00
  I'm expecting— I've been joking, the race for 6. I, I think this team can
• 41:04
  get 7 wins, like legitimately. There's no reason to think that they can't accumulate,
• 41:07
  you know, 4 to 5 more wins this season after what we've seen. And no
• 41:11
  question, you know, um, if they can— by the way, if they can do it
• 41:14
  without Brock Bowers, by the way, no Bowers, and if they can sit,
• 41:18
  if they have the patience to keep Fernando Mendoza on that bench behind
• 41:22
  Kirk Cousins for the whole season, if they have the patience to do that,
• 41:24
  great. Like, think about 3 of the best quarterbacks
• 41:28
  you've seen in your lifetime: Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Patrick Mahomes. They— none of
• 41:31
  them played a single fucking game in their, in their rookie year. I know,
• 41:35
  right? That is— they had pretty impressive quarterbacks in front of
• 41:38
  them, of course. But Kirk Cousins is one of the best, is one of the
• 41:42
  best passers of his era. Dude, look at his numbers. Look at the numbers of
• 41:44
  the first 2 games. I am not a Kirk Cousins fan, but Kirk Cousins is
• 41:48
  absolutely as good, if not better, than Alex Smith.
• 41:51
  I would agree with that. Who was a great mentor and an excellent quarterback and
• 41:56
  an excellent person to sit behind. I believe that Kirk Cousins is a perfect leader
• 42:00
  for Fernando. I need to go find the video when I first said it.
• 42:02
  It's funny because you know what, now that I say that, these quarterbacks
• 42:06
  are almost the— like, what the 3 quarterbacks I just talked about are all little
• 42:09
  avatars of each other. Tom Brady behind Drew Brees,
• 42:13
  Aaron Rodgers behind who he would eventually become, Brett Favre, and Patrick Mahomes
• 42:18
  behind Alex Smith. Like Drew Bledsoe. Bledsoe, not Brees. Did I say Brees? Yeah,
• 42:21
  it's easy. Their names are always intertwined. Oh, fuck Drew Brees.
• 42:25
  I got you. Let's go. Yeah, the better Drew. We might have a new end
• 42:28
  of our show. Well, former pitchers might be getting the
• 42:33
  day off. I think Curt Schilling is going to die soon, so we are going
• 42:36
  to have to pick someone new recently because it's not— we can't keep doing that
• 42:40
  shit if he's dead. It's not as fun. Fun. He didn't look good. So we're
• 42:42
  gonna have to pick someone else, and it could be Drew Brees. Drew Brees,
• 42:44
  you're on the list, baby. You're number one with a bullet right behind
• 42:48
  Kurt Schilling. Uh, anyways, the point being, um, that,
• 42:51
  you know, I would love to see that. And I, and I'm really impressed.
• 42:54
  I'm really like, it's been a minute since it seemed like the coaching was
• 42:58
  going well there. Who knows? Again, we're fucking 2 games
• 43:02
  in. Let's see how this guy handles adversity. Let's see how the next, you know,
• 43:05
  season or 2 goes. But let's, you know, I'm happy for
• 43:09
  you. I'm happy for Raiders fans. I have no beef with Raider fans. You guys
• 43:11
  have beef with me. Understood. I don't have fucking beef with you. Well, with my
• 43:15
  rooting interests. Okay, that's fair. But listen, I just— this is
• 43:19
  exciting. I haven't been this excited as a Raider fan in so long. And I
• 43:22
  know what the end deal is. I want growth.
• 43:25
  And you know what's funny? I've already gotten it. I've already gotten what I goals
• 43:29
  for this team are. If you could see your team in the playoffs in the
• 43:32
  next 3 years, If I would, based on this, I don't
• 43:37
  think it's out of the realm that next year isn't realistic.
• 43:41
  Yeah. I mean, it's not, it's not out of the realm. It's not,
• 43:44
  especially as this season continues. Who knows? Mendoza is a
• 43:48
  rookie and has all of this experience, whatever. We've seen
• 43:52
  plenty of those happen. Yeah. Just remember, this team did make the playoffs last time
• 43:55
  in 2021. This team right now looks better than the 2021 team,
• 43:59
  though. They should have beaten the Bengals in that first game.
• 44:02
  They barely lost to the Bengals due to a field goal kick at the final
• 44:07
  seconds of the game. They nearly knocked out the Bengals, who went to the Super
• 44:10
  Bowl. Real quick, um, the Chargers'
• 44:14
  next schedule coming up: Bills,
• 44:17
  Seahawks, Broncos, Chiefs, Rams, Texans, Ravens. The only
• 44:21
  team on that, uh, list that currently looks winnable
• 44:25
  is the Texans game. And even then,
• 44:29
  not compared to how bad the Chargers are. That is
• 44:32
  a fucking disaster gauntlet. It is possible
• 44:36
  that they could lose all of those games. There is a real possibility, and I'm
• 44:39
  not saying this to be a Charger hater. There's a real fucking possibility this team
• 44:43
  goes 0-9. Yeah, I don't think they will, but I do think they're
• 44:47
  going to go 2-7 at best. And I'm not kidding. And that is a team
• 44:50
  that a lot of people earmarked to be the AFC champion. Champions this year.
• 44:53
  So boy oh boy, good luck. There's only been 2
• 44:57
  teams to make the playoffs— okay, 6 teams I believe to make the playoffs in
• 45:00
  a good run after starting the season 0-2 this, this way, um, and losing
• 45:03
  to an in-division, uh, opponent like that. Okay, throw them at me. So,
• 45:07
  um, I don't know what they are off the top of my head. I'm sorry,
• 45:09
  you can't tease me like that. I'm just saying I do believe one has
• 45:13
  won a Super Bowl. I have statistical blue balls now. I'm sorry,
• 45:16
  I'm doing this with the old brain and someone's been— hey,
• 45:19
  nothing's in there. Great. Jesus, great.
• 45:23
  Painful. Real fucking helpful. A lot of people are being mean to me. No,
• 45:25
  but I feel you. I, I understand the point and I appreciate it. I'm sorry,
• 45:29
  I shouldn't have expected you to have that off the top of your head.
• 45:31
  Why would you be so aggressive towards me? Well, you know, we'll talk
• 45:36
  about it later. Uh, um, real quick, we're gonna breeze through the
• 45:39
  back end of this because we're going along on this. I'm sure people are enjoying
• 45:42
  it, but we have a lot to get to. Um, Bryce Young,
• 45:45
  for me Way too early MVP watch. I— this is a
• 45:50
  fantastic start to the season, and he looks so
• 45:53
  much better to start this season. He looks a lot more like the
• 45:57
  player that ended the season last year, like he's continuing almost like an inverse Drake
• 46:01
  Maye. Drake Maye got bad in the playoffs and has stayed bad. Bryce Young
• 46:04
  got great at the end of the season and into the playoffs, and he stayed
• 46:07
  great. They've scored 71 points through 2 games. He has a 113.3
• 46:12
  passer rating, and more importantly, he's throwing the ball down the field. Which is huge.
• 46:16
  Um, he's, he's diversifying who he's throwing to. He's thrown, I think,
• 46:20
  you know, he's completing passes like 8, 9 receivers. He's, um,
• 46:23
  getting— he's, he's completing passes on pressures, right? So he's
• 46:26
  been pressured on over 50% of his dropbacks,
• 46:30
  still scored a couple touchdowns under pressure. This is all stuff he struggled with last
• 46:34
  year. That's the growth, that's the improvement, that's what we want to see. I'm so
• 46:37
  excited to see that. And so along with like the,
• 46:40
  you know, Josh Allen and Brock Purdy to some extent, who are in these
• 46:43
  like sort of early, early, early MVP conversations.
• 46:47
  I'm so happy from what I'm seeing from Brock Purdy. Not a huge fan of
• 46:51
  their defense. I'm sorry, not Brock Purdy. Bryce Young. I am not a
• 46:54
  huge fan of the Carolina Panthers defense, but that's neither here nor there.
• 46:58
  Any thoughts on Bryce Young? He's doing exactly what I thought
• 47:02
  he would. And do you think he's the cutest patootie? Oh my God, he's so
• 47:05
  adorable, right? He's like, he's like I just want to
• 47:09
  like put in my pocket. I think— and you know what, his personality is like
• 47:12
  that too. Like, you got— oh, he's just like, like a little sweetie pie,
• 47:14
  but he's fucking good. Like, I'm really glad he's kind of came to it.
• 47:18
  Here's the thing, that guy went through the fucking wringer early on. Yeah,
• 47:21
  like in a way that I don't think I've seen another first overall pick go
• 47:25
  through the wringer. And to see him come out the other side and really have
• 47:28
  some success is great. I just wonder how long that goodwill
• 47:32
  is going to kind of last, whether it's— is it going to require the team
• 47:35
  to keep winning Despite whatever numbers he puts up. I, I just— well, he is
• 47:39
  a Black quarterback, so exactly, which is why he's gonna really have to be winning.
• 47:42
  But then again, so does fucking Jalen Hurts. He keeps winning, yet he gets
• 47:46
  all the criticism in the world. Oh, Lamar Jackson has 2 MVPs,
• 47:49
  but he's fucking not good, right? Yeah, so he'll have to be, uh, twice as
• 47:52
  good to have as much credit. You know the drill. Well, that's fucked. Um,
• 47:56
  the Rams bounce back. Davante Adams has a crazy, crazy fucking game.
• 47:59
  We know Matthew Stafford's capable of this. I'm not going to spend too much time
• 48:02
  on Matthew Stafford, but he did hit a milestone. He did.
• 48:06
  Before we get to that milestone, I do want to point out that Davante Adams
• 48:09
  had 8 catches for 195 yards. Did you see the one catch for a touchdown?
• 48:13
  Of course I did. Holy shit. That was— as cool
• 48:16
  as the pass was, the sidearm pass, the catch was
• 48:20
  a very difficult catch. Yeah. And he made it look so fucking easy.
• 48:24
  It was actually maddening. It's crazy how often Matthew Stafford gets bailed
• 48:28
  out by his wide receivers being absolutely fucking nuts. And I'm not— that's not me
• 48:31
  being a hater. Like at all, because I respect that Matthew
• 48:35
  Stafford throws crazy fucking passes that he trusts his receivers
• 48:39
  to make. I don't— he does sometimes do those— that hospital ball thing that I
• 48:42
  don't love. Yes, he does. And that's his biggest flaw. I've— he's always done it.
• 48:46
  He did it when he was young to Calvin Johnson and other, other players.
• 48:49
  But I will— I also respect it more than being way too conservative
• 48:54
  and being a little fucking loser about it. There's a happy medium he has never
• 48:57
  found in his life and he never will. It's a little late for that.
• 49:00
  But when you have a player like Davante Adams,
• 49:03
  that's what you get. Yes,
• 49:06
  he looks fucking awesome. And I'm really, really happy for him because he's a great
• 49:09
  player. Let's go to the, to the,
• 49:12
  the Matthew Stafford graphic of his touchdowns.
• 49:16
  He is now, I think, 6th all time on the
• 49:20
  NFL history most passing touchdowns list. And good for him. He has just
• 49:25
  passed Philip Rivers, which makes sense. I feel like Philip Rivers is such a good
• 49:28
  comp for Matthew Stafford in so many ways. With the exception,
• 49:32
  like, you got to give Matthew Stafford the credit. He has won an MVP and
• 49:35
  a Super Bowl where Philip Rivers cannot say either. Sure. But I also, you know,
• 49:40
  let's be honest, there's a— there's more to that conversation. That is fair. I just
• 49:43
  want you to take a look here at— can we talk about Tom Brady?
• 49:47
  Like, I know he played for a long time. Yeah, that's pretty much— but no
• 49:51
  one's fucking touching that. That's pretty fucking nuts. The only way that we're getting to
• 49:54
  that is if Josh Allen or Patrick Mahomes plays until
• 49:59
  into their 40s. Yeah. So I guess we'll see what happens. But like,
• 50:02
  holy fucking shit, man. He's— he's— look at how far behind
• 50:06
  he is even from Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. You know, like Matthew
• 50:10
  Stafford's going to have to keep playing for a minute if he wants to catch
• 50:12
  even Aaron Rodgers. And Aaron Rodgers might even get 2 more touchdowns this season.
• 50:16
  Yeah, that is— you missed my joke.
• 50:20
  Oh, no, I didn't. That's a funny joke. It was funny.
• 50:23
  But I— there are so many better things to make fun of Aaron Rodgers for
• 50:26
  right now than not being able to throw. Was pretty funny.
• 50:30
  Him being folded into a chair backwards last week was pretty funny.
• 50:33
  Iconic. Oh my God, this guy, does he make
• 50:38
  it through the season? And I'm not even talking about physically. I mean, does he
• 50:41
  just quit? I don't know. I probably not. But I will say him throwing
• 50:44
  Mike McCarthy under the bus as soon as they lost— we need to call better
• 50:48
  plays. No, they No, the best part about
• 50:51
  it was he was like, I have to take more responsibility on myself. And they
• 50:56
  said, okay, well, Aaron, what do you like, you know, what do you think you
• 50:58
  can improve on? He said, I think I can do better at telling the coaches
• 51:01
  what they're doing wrong.
• 51:07
  What a fucking tool. I'm sorry,
• 51:10
  honestly, it was kind of funny. It was funny.
• 51:15
  This dumb motherfucker never learns. So fucking
• 51:19
  funny. Oh, it's just— it was really
• 51:22
  good. Yeah, I hate that I'm laughing because it is funny, but he
• 51:26
  didn't mean it to be. He's inadvertently the funniest man alive. No,
• 51:29
  it's really, really good. I can do a better job of telling them
• 51:32
  what they're doing wrong. It's just a— just chef's
• 51:37
  fucking kiss. All right, delusion. Um, is that everything?
• 51:41
  Uh, oh, real quick on the Patriots front, um,
• 51:44
  Thank God for the Patriots defense. They look great. I text
• 51:48
  you during the game, and what was the only thing I texted you about that
• 51:50
  game? Drake Maye. I think Drake Maye sucks. Yeah, um, I'm not
• 51:53
  there with him yet, but it, it's, um, the decision-making and the
• 51:58
  processing in these big moments is just— it's just been bad for— from the
• 52:02
  playoffs until now. He has absolutely regressed,
• 52:05
  um, physically. Like, he can still do some cool things, but like,
• 52:09
  I am just not happy. I have not been happy with his performance,
• 52:12
  um, in any way, shape, or form. And I do think,
• 52:16
  you know, I can look at the Drake Maye, uh, interception and
• 52:21
  do the same thing I can with Lamar Jackson's interception at the end of the
• 52:24
  game. Here's the difference: Lamar Jackson has multiple MVPs
• 52:28
  and he's an All-Pro and he's one of the greatest players we've ever seen.
• 52:30
  Drake had one good half a goddamn season and
• 52:34
  now, like, I'm not— he— you earn the benefit of the doubt from me
• 52:37
  and he has not earned it yet. So I'm— I understand where you're at and
• 52:40
  I would not I'm not pleased. He's regressed.
• 52:43
  He has. And if it weren't for the Patriots defense, they would have been struggling
• 52:47
  to beat an offense in the Steelers that was, that was
• 52:50
  quite literally the worst. Like, I mean,
• 52:53
  it could not have been worse. They did nothing right.
• 52:56
  Yeah, it was tough. It was definitely tough to see. But, um,
• 53:00
  Tanya, I want to say this next phrase to you because it's really funny.
• 53:02
  I've never said it this way. You ready?
• 53:05
  After 55 minutes, Tanya, headline number 2.
• 53:09
  That's what the NFL is about. Let's go, baby! Headline number
• 53:13
  2, we're staying in football because you know, you know
• 53:17
  we were not gonna go this show without talking about the
• 53:22
  Lane Kiffin revenge party delivered by
• 53:25
  Ole Miss. Now I—
• 53:30
  listen, Lane Kiffin had it coming. If anybody's ever
• 53:34
  had something coming, it was this. There is not a single person alive. I don't
• 53:38
  even think LSU fans disagree with the fact that Lane Kiffin had it coming.
• 53:40
  They should have it fucking coming. Never disagree with that. Right.
• 53:44
  So just real quick, Ole Miss quarterback
• 53:47
  Trinidad Chambliss, he began his career in Division
• 53:51
  II football and he was like this star at Ferris State. They won like a
• 53:55
  national championship in that space. And then he was scouted by, by Lane Kiffin
• 53:59
  to Ole Miss. He was like Lane Kiffin's guy. He becomes a star at Ole
• 54:02
  Miss. And so when everything took a sharp turn and,
• 54:06
  and Lane Kiffin left. And, you know, that all kind of
• 54:10
  fell apart with his players. Kiffin tried to get him,
• 54:14
  including Chambliss and his teammate Kawan Lacy, to stay,
• 54:18
  to choose to leave LSU and come to Ole Miss. And they chose to stay.
• 54:22
  And that
• 54:25
  was kind of when things got really awkward. And that's the other way around.
• 54:28
  Try to get— leave that— leave Ole Miss for LSU. Yes. Okay. Sorry.
• 54:31
  Did I not say that? The other way around. So try to get
• 54:36
  them to leave Ole Miss to come. Yeah, come to LSU with him. Um,
• 54:37
  and when Kiffin got to LSU, he justified the move by repeatedly
• 54:42
  stating that he left because LSU was just different.
• 54:45
  Okay, just keep that in mind. I am. Uh,
• 54:49
  the rift deepened in the 2026 offseason when, uh, Kiffin publicly commented
• 54:54
  that Ole Miss's ties to Confederate imagery made it difficult to recruit Black
• 54:58
  players. So Trinidad Chambliss openly fired back in the media calling Kiffin's
• 55:01
  comments untruthful and defending the Oxford community. Immediately,
• 55:05
  uh, we see that Trinidad and
• 55:09
  teammates have not let go of any of this shit.
• 55:12
  Nope. Uh, he had an absolute fucking banger of a game. His whole team
• 55:17
  did. And, uh, we got a couple things to show you. So we're gonna— I'm
• 55:21
  gonna show you, um, real quick just kind of what their vibe
• 55:25
  was in the game. So if Mocha, if you want to show us the,
• 55:27
  uh, Lane-Kiffin video. This was
• 55:31
  the players in-game. That's him reacting to what's going on.
• 55:35
  And there they are celebrating and pointing at him
• 55:38
  as the game is basically over. Oh, it's the final. Yep. So that's,
• 55:42
  that's what they were up to. I can't stress this enough. Nothing gives me more
• 55:46
  joy than Lane Kiffin in pain. Like, just nothing.
• 55:50
  The amount of shots of his face, just like— just, it was,
• 55:54
  it was a gift. It was a gift that kept— I'm sad I wasn't watching
• 55:57
  enough of it live. But I got to wake up on Sunday morning while incredibly
• 56:01
  hungover. Don't worry, we'll get to it. And I just— it
• 56:06
  made— it sobered me up with pure, unadulterated adrenaline
• 56:10
  and joy to see him just so miserable. I think we found out
• 56:13
  at UCLA that Lane Kiffin had lost. Yes. But we—
• 56:16
  I don't think it sunk in just to— no, we were way too distracted.
• 56:19
  We were too distracted at the time. We were so ADHD and drunk. And you'll
• 56:23
  see. Don't worry, you'll see. But I, I can't— I gotta say, this was amazing.
• 56:27
  It was, it was truly amazing stuff to see. Just my
• 56:31
  favorite Lane Kiffin is the Lane Kiffin that gets fired by Al Davis on
• 56:35
  national TV. Yeah, my favorite Lane Kiffin is the Lane Kiffin that
• 56:39
  gets fired on the tarmac at USC. These are my favorite
• 56:43
  Lane Kiffins. What's your favorite Lane Kiffin? Uh, this is mine. This is
• 56:46
  my new favorite Lane Kiffin, getting his ass kicked by Ole Miss.
• 56:50
  By the team he abandoned as they were going into the goddamn playoffs. Pointed at
• 56:54
  him like at point blank distance. Oh, that team,
• 56:58
  that team really could have. I really believe if
• 57:02
  Lane Kiffin and the people he took with him had stayed there and like,
• 57:06
  if it had been the team and he had stuck it out with them,
• 57:09
  I really think they could have made the national championship last year. Listen,
• 57:13
  you heard Ted Cruz. We need to save our college sports.
• 57:17
  We gotta, we gotta protect because our girls— remember all those times
• 57:21
  when the players abandoned their team during the bowl to go to LSU? Yeah,
• 57:24
  right. We gotta protect our college sports. Yeah, we gotta stop paying
• 57:28
  those players so that Lane Kiffin doesn't go to LSU in the playoffs,
• 57:31
  right? That's right. Protect our college sports.
• 57:35
  Ole Miss had shit locked and loaded. They were not fucking
• 57:39
  around. It wasn't just the players, it was the band, it was the It
• 57:42
  was the school. It was the social media team locked and
• 57:47
  loaded. So let me go through this a little bit. Immediately after the game,
• 57:50
  Ole Miss blasted Garth Brooks' Callin' Baton Rouge through
• 57:54
  their stadium, one of LSU's signature songs. At the same
• 57:58
  time, the Ole Miss band played Neck,
• 58:01
  another song heavily associated with LSU. And then after the
• 58:04
  game, on a post where they said, just different.
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  Quoting Ole Lane himself, the Ole Miss college
• 58:12
  football, uh, social media team posted
• 58:16
  the most chaotic Gen Z, uh, celebration edit
• 58:20
  I've ever seen in my life. Mocha, will you play that
• 58:24
  clip? Play that shit.
• 58:31
  I needed Oxford and Ole Miss a lot more than anything.
• 58:34
  Juan Lacy is going Mississippi.
• 58:48
  Wow, that was fast.
• 58:55
  Fucking A+. Just fucking A+ fever
• 59:00
  dream level shit on the Official Ole Miss. It was on TikTok,
• 59:04
  it was on Twitter, it was on Instagram, it was everywhere. Just different,
• 59:08
  um, genuinely iconic shit.
• 59:11
  Uh, they also did hashtag Hot Toddy, which is what Trinity
• 59:15
  Chambliss fucking yelled at Holly Rowe at the
• 59:19
  end of the game. He like swore, he was like, hot fucking toddy or
• 59:24
  something like that. He swore on national television. Oh man, it was an absolute scene.
• 59:28
  And this is what I love.
• 59:31
  This is what I love about sports is like we can have
• 59:35
  these diabolical rivalries and moments,
• 59:39
  right? And it's like the stakes are low. Like, this is not foreign
• 59:43
  policy. We're not talking about anything too crazy.
• 59:46
  But some 20-year-old college kid absolutely fucking
• 59:50
  cooked with that insane video. Big time. Loved it so much.
• 59:55
  Um, and as the kids say, that shit ate. Yeah, that shit
• 59:59
  ate. So, uh, and as, and as, um, as what—
• 1:00:03
  oh my God, I can't believe I can't remember his name right now. The Detroit
• 1:00:06
  Pistons player. Ball don't lie. Oh,
• 1:00:09
  fucking, um, goddamn it. Why not
• 1:00:14
  Billups? No. Um, guys, ball don't lie.
• 1:00:17
  Fuck. Chat, help us. No, ball don't lie.
• 1:00:21
  Go let us know who we're talking about. Either way, uh, that's what it
• 1:00:25
  was. That's what it felt like. It, you know, Ole Miss kicking their ass,
• 1:00:28
  finishing this fucking amazing ball on line. It was just fucking amazing, man. And,
• 1:00:32
  and that's, that's exactly what needed to happen. And now that chapter, I feel like
• 1:00:35
  it closed a portal, right? Like, Rashid Wallace.
• 1:00:39
  Rashid Wallace. Thanks, chat. We need you at our back. Yeah, Rashid Wallace.
• 1:00:43
  Um, that's what I feel like every time something like this happens
• 1:00:46
  is like, you know, it's Ball don't lie is the sports world's version
• 1:00:51
  of karmic retribution. Or, you know, just like eventually the truth,
• 1:00:55
  you know, the reality will kick you in the ass.
• 1:00:59
  And that is what happened. And so I love to see it. Before we go
• 1:01:03
  to our media corner real quick, fun news,
• 1:01:06
  positive WNBA, positive WNBA shit.
• 1:01:09
  Olivia Miles broke Caitlin Clark's rookie scoring record.
• 1:01:13
  Clark's mark had stood since 2024 when she passed the
• 1:01:17
  744 points Simone Augustus scored in 2006.
• 1:01:21
  Miles matched Clark's total in 39 games and passed it in her 40th.
• 1:01:25
  Clark also did it in her 40th. Um,
• 1:01:29
  on June 4th, Miles hit 8 3-pointers.
• 1:01:33
  Yeah. Uh, against Golden State, one more than Clark's best. She then
• 1:01:37
  became the fastest rookie to reach 350 points, 100 rebounds, and 100 assists,
• 1:01:41
  doing it in 21 games. So Miles entered Sunday averaging 19.7
• 1:01:45
  points, 6 assists, and 4.7 rebounds. And yes,
• 1:01:49
  she is the 5th player in league history with 20+
• 1:01:53
  points and 5+ assists in a, in a first game. Like, she's done a ton
• 1:01:56
  of— she set a ton of rookie records. She's also an MVP finalist
• 1:02:01
  in, you know, in most circles. So here's the thing.
• 1:02:05
  Do I think this says anything about how good Caitlin Clark's rookie season was?
• 1:02:08
  No, what I think people always were trying to tell people during Caitlin Clark's
• 1:02:12
  rookie season was that like, this is where women's basketball is at. Like, it is—
• 1:02:16
  like, the whole thing about women's basketball is that an investment
• 1:02:20
  is what— this is what happens when investment exists. Yeah. So the
• 1:02:24
  more money that's put into youth women's sports, the more likely it is that women
• 1:02:27
  begin to rise in youth— in women's sports.
• 1:02:31
  Uh, the, the talent level is is all about—
• 1:02:36
  the talent level we get to see is all about the investment at the younger
• 1:02:39
  years. And that's what we're seeing now, is that there's very likely that Olivia Miles
• 1:02:43
  will— her— that her record will be broken in the next couple of years.
• 1:02:46
  Um, and so it's, it's, you know, when everybody acted
• 1:02:49
  like Caitlin Clark was like the greatest,
• 1:02:52
  craziest talent we'd ever seen, there were a lot of us who were like,
• 1:02:56
  I don't— it's not that she's not great, it's just that this is not the
• 1:03:00
  anomaly think it is. Um, and so it's— there's a twofold
• 1:03:04
  thing here, which is that Caitlin Clark is a great player in her own right,
• 1:03:06
  and Olivia Miles is proving that, like, the state of women's basketball is that we
• 1:03:09
  are now in that space that, that men's basketball was
• 1:03:13
  in 30 years ago, where shit was just coming— it was just becoming
• 1:03:17
  a new thing. What do you got? I got that you are right.
• 1:03:20
  Listen, I think this is just a trend upwards in the WNBA and for women's
• 1:03:24
  basketball. You're right, investment is what leads to this. I'll give you, I'll give you
• 1:03:28
  a real practical example. Um, I don't say this to shit on
• 1:03:31
  old school baseball because technically I'm even shitting on myself.
• 1:03:34
  The players that play baseball now are so much more physically gifted,
• 1:03:38
  so much more talented. I feel this way about literally every sport than we—
• 1:03:42
  than my, than my generation. I recently retired. Same in
• 1:03:46
  football, same in basketball, same in soccer, outrageous, same in hockey.
• 1:03:50
  The, the level of physical fitness is
• 1:03:54
  nuts. And it's— and again, like, I do also
• 1:03:58
  think that, like, if, if a bunch of today's players had to play
• 1:04:02
  and train under the conditions and under the, the medical establishment
• 1:04:06
  of the, like, the numbers might be similar. It would be like— it's— everything
• 1:04:10
  is relative. Yes, it is. That if Barry Bonds was born
• 1:04:14
  in 2001, he'd be a fucking nightmare, just like he
• 1:04:17
  was when he played. Like, I don't think that it changes the greatness,
• 1:04:21
  but But to your point, but it's just we've learned so much about training.
• 1:04:24
  Like, I would tell people, oh my God, now I'm thinking about Barry Bonds being
• 1:04:26
  born in 2001, and I'm like, I don't want to think about that world.
• 1:04:28
  I know he would be fucking destroying everybody. Um, it's just
• 1:04:32
  what we've learned in medical science and sports science and sports medicine,
• 1:04:36
  and then get away from the medicine, just in sports training. Like,
• 1:04:40
  what we've learned in weightlifting over the last— so when I was in college,
• 1:04:43
  it was all about Olympic weightlifting. And by the way, Olympic weightlifting has
• 1:04:47
  its merits. It's, it's a type of, you know, deadlift, hang clean
• 1:04:50
  type of thing. Basically CrossFit. You're right, that was such a big deal
• 1:04:54
  when we were younger. So big. So when 2005, 2009 was when I was at
• 1:04:58
  UCLA, it was all about getting just really strong. But here's the thing,
• 1:05:02
  it was a little short-sighted. Not the strength portion, because they were right
• 1:05:06
  about a portion of it. It's like, it's like they, they, they thought they knew
• 1:05:09
  exactly what— Olympian, go!
• 1:05:13
  Everybody's wrists are getting hurt because of fucking hang cleans. Yeah,
• 1:05:16
  all of a sudden they kind of retweak it, and then becomes this more minimalist
• 1:05:19
  thing for a couple years. Yeah. And then it gets back into, no, fucking,
• 1:05:23
  you gotta lift big. And they just figured out the proper ways to lift.
• 1:05:25
  That's why everybody— they're like, what if you lift weights and do Pilates and yoga?
• 1:05:29
  Completely. And it's like, that's why everyone now throws 105.
• 1:05:32
  Now your body breaks down because your ligaments just simply can't keep
• 1:05:37
  up. You also have to throw a pitch every 15 seconds. Every 15 seconds.
• 1:05:40
  So you're not really getting any more recovery time. Yeah. But Also, the funny thing
• 1:05:44
  is hitters— like, the hitters' numbers have gone down.
• 1:05:48
  Hitters haven't gotten worse. No, pitchers have just gotten so much better.
• 1:05:52
  By the way, and by the way, I, I know that you don't necessarily
• 1:05:56
  agree with this. I still think— I think hitting will catch up. I think maybe.
• 1:06:00
  I think to a point. I think they're going to change the rules to make
• 1:06:03
  it happen. I, I— you know, maybe, maybe you're right, but it always— it
• 1:06:07
  feels like there's always an ebb and flow. And the other thing that people don't
• 1:06:09
  talk about is the— is what we know now about diet, about what
• 1:06:13
  you are ingesting in terms of the, like, the drugs that you put into your
• 1:06:17
  system. Not even just like a steroid thing. Oh my God, no. Just— I mean,
• 1:06:20
  first of all, baseball players don't do like fucking speed balls anymore.
• 1:06:24
  Very good for you, by the way. Greenies— I, I have so many stories about
• 1:06:27
  greenies. I don't— I, I only saw them for the first time I was playing
• 1:06:30
  in Mexico. Yeah, yeah. And when I first saw my first greenie, I was like,
• 1:06:32
  oh my God, this is what all my managers were talking about. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:35
  yeah. So like everybody's just— Greenies are speed, by the
• 1:06:38
  way. There was like, I mean, before there was methamphetamines
• 1:06:42
  and like the way that they were doing it, there's always been some level of
• 1:06:45
  speed being ingested by NFL and MLB players. Yep. Right. So like
• 1:06:49
  it was, it was, you know, very famously in the '80s, every team in the
• 1:06:52
  locker room had 2 pots of coffee, the green pot and the non-green
• 1:06:57
  pot. If you wanted to be up for a couple of days, you drank the
• 1:07:00
  green pot of coffee. And also in the '60s, the Yankees
• 1:07:04
  were doing cocaine all the time. Like, read the book
• 1:07:07
  Ball Four, read about all the shit Mickey Mantle was fucking doing. And by the
• 1:07:11
  way, I'm not gonna— I'm not gonna say on air
• 1:07:15
  that I know how it feels, but I can tell you right now, I think
• 1:07:19
  I could hit a baseball better on cocaine. I believe
• 1:07:23
  you would believe that. Yeah. Um, I'm— no, it's not that I— it's not that
• 1:07:26
  I believe it. It's literally— I mean, like, MLB players have talked about it.
• 1:07:29
  It— because especially when you need to, like,
• 1:07:32
  really focus in on something and have, like, a specific level of
• 1:07:37
  enthusiasm about the task at hand, it actually
• 1:07:41
  genuinely does help you, like, zoom in and zone in and focus. So I fucked
• 1:07:45
  up. I should have done cocaine my whole career. I mean, it would have,
• 1:07:48
  you know, maybe you would have hit, like, a couple more bombs. You were a
• 1:07:51
  very good hitter. It wouldn't have turned you into, like, a better fielder. It would
• 1:07:55
  have been hitting and pitching. You don't know that. I would have been so focused
• 1:07:57
  at first base. Like, hit me the ball, hit me the fucking ball. I'm so
• 1:07:59
  fucking ready. I'm gonna go any direction. I'm up here, I'm up down here,
• 1:08:02
  fucking ready. Let's go. Maybe, maybe you're right. I do— I had a— I did,
• 1:08:05
  I did play for a guy who told me a story about, uh, doing blow
• 1:08:08
  in the All-Star Game in the '80s. And he said, I was in the bullpen
• 1:08:11
  and we weren't supposed— I wasn't supposed to play, and then I got a call
• 1:08:14
  down. He's like, hey, you're in the game. And he's like, what? What do you
• 1:08:16
  mean I'm in the game? I've been drinking since 3. I'm hammered. Yeah. I'm like,
• 1:08:20
  okay, so what do you do? He's like, did 2 lines of blow and I
• 1:08:22
  went out there and caught 3 innings. Dude, there are some That, like,
• 1:08:26
  because what are you guys doing? Because if you're drunk, that's actually probably the
• 1:08:30
  only way you can. Probably. This is during that time when, like, the '80s,
• 1:08:33
  where, like, the Mets were all, like, fucking— see, this is like,
• 1:08:36
  remember that, the— remember Johnny Manziel, how he,
• 1:08:39
  like, the stories about how he was always absolutely fucking loaded going
• 1:08:43
  out there? Like, that dude was a full-on alcoholic playing NFL games.
• 1:08:47
  Um, you know, that's, that's a rare breed this day and age. That's why we
• 1:08:51
  think the stories are so crazy. By the way, Chance in the chat just wanted
• 1:08:54
  to say say cheers, gang. Didn't notice the baseball bat mugs.
• 1:08:57
  Yeah, Cody, uh, he got them engraved
• 1:09:01
  with our actual names. So I also have ones for guests.
• 1:09:04
  Yeah, so we, we have the guest ones are straight though.
• 1:09:08
  They don't have that. They're just normal. They don't have the handle. Yeah, they're not
• 1:09:11
  as cool as these. We wanted to differentiate ourselves. We needed the handle because both
• 1:09:15
  of us are prone to spilling. Um, by the way, um, yeah, the chat
• 1:09:19
  has been absolutely live, very active this entire show, but just so you know,
• 1:09:21
  and it's been phenomenal to see. Um, what, what can I say other
• 1:09:26
  than, uh, they're into everything we're saying with the NFL, and of course they were
• 1:09:29
  really— how do you feel about this? Maybe they'll finally let them use metal
• 1:09:33
  and composite bats. No, it's never gonna happen.
• 1:09:36
  Actually, composite, never gonna happen. Um,
• 1:09:39
  but even, you know, to, to catch up to the pitching, it's not going
• 1:09:43
  to be that. No, it's— if you make the bats lighter, then you're gonna have
• 1:09:47
  to It's going to take a lot of technology because to make the bats similar
• 1:09:50
  to wood, I don't even know what you'd have to do. So like,
• 1:09:54
  I'll tell you this, 2 years after I left UCLA, um, they changed
• 1:09:57
  the metal bat policy and they made it this new thing called BB Core.
• 1:10:01
  And they were just dead bats. They were dead.
• 1:10:04
  Completely dead. Would they put cork in them? No, no, they like put like some
• 1:10:07
  metal strip on the inside to like deaden the bats a little bit. Because I
• 1:10:10
  will admit the bats were getting a little ridiculous. A little springy. A little springy.
• 1:10:13
  So they did this to kind of fix it, like somehow, and it was an
• 1:10:16
  overcorrection. It was a serious overcorrection. It was like, okay, now this shit's not getting
• 1:10:20
  to fucking outfield. Yeah. But then I remember I went back to UCLA my first
• 1:10:23
  offseason. I just finished my whole first season of pro ball where I was hitting
• 1:10:26
  wood, hit a bunch of homers, had a great year. And I came back like,
• 1:10:29
  yeah, yeah, these bats are so dead, decked. They're like, they're worse than wood.
• 1:10:33
  I'm like, okay. So I grabbed one and my— the one of the coaches at
• 1:10:36
  UCLA is like, go take one and hit BP. And I hit the next 5
• 1:10:39
  balls like out into the the trees. Yeah. And I just looked at him like,
• 1:10:42
  seems fucking fine to me. I'm different.
• 1:10:46
  I— yeah, just like Lane Kiffin. Me and
• 1:10:50
  Lane Kiffin, we different. You know who else is different these days? That's that,
• 1:10:54
  Tanya. Tom Brady on a broadcast. Fucking nailed it.
• 1:10:57
  Piss missile on a goddamn broadcast. So Tom
• 1:11:02
  Brady is in his frat bro era on the Fox call.
• 1:11:05
  Do we love it or it or hate it, let's get into it. Here's the
• 1:11:08
  thing, Tom Brady, we've gone through a lot with this man. And since
• 1:11:12
  the year of 2000-ish, he's gonna— he's gotten a lot through
• 1:11:16
  himself these last couple years. He is, uh, I, you know, I made a video
• 1:11:18
  about this, I posted it to TikTok where I was talking about it, and I
• 1:11:21
  was like, you know, Tom Brady was like— the thing that
• 1:11:25
  I've always understood about him is that he was never meant to be as famous
• 1:11:28
  as he is. He's, he's just not built for it. He's too weird.
• 1:11:31
  He cannot like resist the need for all of the attention. He gets into
• 1:11:35
  pseudoscience. He marries a supermodel. He can't handle it. They break up and then he
• 1:11:39
  can't handle the breakup and he's like a bad dad and whatever. But in the
• 1:11:42
  meantime, the whole thing, the only thing that ever fucking matters that ever is consistent
• 1:11:46
  is how much this motherfucker loves football. Do you know how much you
• 1:11:50
  have to love football to be coached by Bill Belichick for 20 years and
• 1:11:53
  actually know about as much about football as he does to actually
• 1:11:57
  get along? To actually be held accountable
• 1:12:00
  by somebody when you're the best quarterback in the fucking world. That guy loves
• 1:12:04
  football. And so for me, seeing this crazy
• 1:12:09
  motherfucker get into a broadcast booth and finally be like, you know what,
• 1:12:13
  I think I'm over the divorce now. I'm about to act like 2002 beer-drinking Tom.
• 1:12:17
  I'm a frat bro. I'm not cool.
• 1:12:20
  I'm the weird guy at the frat party
• 1:12:23
  watching football. I just happen to be a savant at it with 7 Super
• 1:12:26
  Bowl rings and start swearing
• 1:12:30
  on broadcasts and calling Dak Prescott
• 1:12:34
  passes an absolute piss missile.
• 1:12:38
  This man said— this man said, oh, shit,
• 1:12:41
  on a national NFL broadcast, which means it is the most live— the
• 1:12:47
  Fox Game of the Week, right? One of the most watched
• 1:12:51
  live broadcasts on television. He said, oh shit, the FCC's
• 1:12:55
  pissed now. And then he follows that up later on calling
• 1:12:59
  a pass an absolute piss missile.
• 1:13:03
  So here's the thing. You asked the question at the beginning.
• 1:13:06
  Love it or hate it. Love it or hate it. Today and
• 1:13:11
  only today, I love it. How come? Love it?
• 1:13:16
  Like, do you— I loved this weekend. I thought he actually called a very good
• 1:13:20
  game. So he has been getting rave reviews. He has been really good so
• 1:13:24
  far, 2 games. And last season this started too. So it started last season.
• 1:13:27
  He's doing well. There was like a work through— this happened with Tony Romo too,
• 1:13:31
  um, in reverse, where it was like Tony Romo came in hot and then people
• 1:13:34
  started getting annoyed. The reverse happened where he was like— Tom was just—
• 1:13:39
  he was in divorce brain,
• 1:13:41
  just fully checked out. That's why I really think that he's just He's just
• 1:13:45
  decided to be Tom because, again, I've, I've known
• 1:13:49
  this motherfucker. He's— this is who he is. This, like,
• 1:13:53
  bro who loves football and calls games like
• 1:13:57
  this is the most authentic version we've seen. I would agree with that. So here's
• 1:14:01
  my thing right now. I love it. If we get it, if we get it,
• 1:14:04
  you don't want to see this on the Super Bowl? No, no, no. I actually
• 1:14:06
  wouldn't be mad if we got that. Okay. Pick and choose your spots.
• 1:14:10
  Is my thing. He did. No, no, he did. My worry is
• 1:14:14
  now that piss missile and oh shit are getting rave reviews— well,
• 1:14:17
  oh shit got him in trouble with the FCC. He actually can't keep doing it.
• 1:14:20
  Maybe, but piss missile didn't. Everyone's loving piss missile. I don't understand
• 1:14:24
  how piss missile doesn't get you in trouble with the FCC. Oh shit does.
• 1:14:27
  I don't know. My thought process here is simply this: just use
• 1:14:31
  your bullets wisely. Because when he does it, I think it like has him yelling
• 1:14:35
  piss missile in like an excited moment actually kind of fired
• 1:14:39
  me up. The best part about it was like an
• 1:14:43
  absolute piss missile, and I was like, fuck yeah, it was a
• 1:14:46
  piss missile, Tom! That's what I said watching
• 1:14:51
  that. He also introduced about 10 million casual NFL fans to
• 1:14:55
  what a piss missile is, because like there's a bunch of NFL fans who are
• 1:14:58
  like, a what? So that would be like me going on a national TV baseball
• 1:15:02
  broadcast and a guy swing and missed it at a pitch. Like, oh, how'd you
• 1:15:06
  miss that cockshot? It was right there. Hey, if there's anybody
• 1:15:09
  in the chat that knows how to do the— does anyone in the chat
• 1:15:13
  know how to do that thing where you look up the increase in a,
• 1:15:15
  in a phrase search, in a term, like a Google term search?
• 1:15:19
  I would love to know what the increase in the Google search for piss
• 1:15:23
  missile has been since Sunday. It's because I— it's through the roof. That's what
• 1:15:26
  I'm saying. Like, who was Googling that on Saturday versus like Sunday? I can't
• 1:15:30
  wait for it to Jeopardy question. Yeah, Tom Brady
• 1:15:34
  said this, which is like a urinating bomb.
• 1:15:38
  Speaking of which, during Ken Jennings' like Jeopardy,
• 1:15:42
  uh, like run as host, he does more shit like that.
• 1:15:45
  Like he's a little looser with it. He is. And so the clues are a
• 1:15:48
  little bit more loosey-goosey. So that I wouldn't even be surprised if— wouldn't
• 1:15:52
  be surprised. But no, like, I like to have this right now. I like what
• 1:15:55
  Tom's doing. My worry is the other thing that you just said about whatever you're
• 1:15:58
  doing right now is So it is so salty. No, it's not.
• 1:16:01
  It is so silly. Yeah, you're just— you're like, oh, I'm just so worried
• 1:16:05
  that he's gonna be like, no, like lean too hard. No, no, no, it's not
• 1:16:08
  lean too hard. You just said something. He's like, the shit he's been
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  doing has been weird, and the shit he's been doing lately, like the modeling shit
• 1:16:16
  and like the weird outfits and like— well, he— yeah, yeah, like when he was—
• 1:16:18
  he is like poser. Yeah, yeah. So somebody keeps getting in his ear and
• 1:16:22
  making him do these things. No, but this feels authentic. It does. I don't want
• 1:16:25
  somebody at Fox, and I could definitely see fucking 9 people in a fucking boardroom
• 1:16:28
  at Fox, and I know these fucking 9 people, the exact 9 people that are
• 1:16:32
  in that fucking room, saying, that's great, Tom, do more of that. And then it's
• 1:16:35
  just gonna be fucking piss missile fucking every fucking play. I don't want
• 1:16:39
  that. I— the only reason I'm not worried about that, the only reason is because
• 1:16:43
  this level, it— like, because it is authentic Tom,
• 1:16:46
  I don't think that like a note from— like, he's just gonna— first of all,
• 1:16:49
  he's gonna call the game how he's gonna call the game. I hope you're right,
• 1:16:51
  because right now he's doing great. He's going to call the game. And like,
• 1:16:54
  by the way, if he was taking notes from Fox, he wouldn't be the only
• 1:16:56
  fucking national broadcaster saying he likes Jalen Hurts and Caleb
• 1:17:00
  Williams because Drew Brees is out there shitting on everybody. Sure is.
• 1:17:03
  Across the board. Oh, Drew Brees has not seen a quarterback since he
• 1:17:07
  retired. He showed out. That like— yeah, right. Fuck this
• 1:17:11
  fucking piece of shit. So he's the only one out there actually hyping up
• 1:17:15
  quarterbacks. Yeah, but I, but I feel you. I hear what
• 1:17:19
  you're saying. I get it. I mean, like, listen, Tom has to earn people's trust
• 1:17:22
  and I get that. Um, but if he is capable of staying authentic,
• 1:17:25
  that is funny as hell. I, I, I've really enjoyed it so far,
• 1:17:29
  and I hope I get more of it. Um, shall we go over to Ketchup
• 1:17:32
  Corner? I think we should. I think we should too. And I would like to
• 1:17:36
  highlight something, and, and Moki, you're gonna have to go really far back into the
• 1:17:39
  chat, almost the very beginning of the show's chat. And I apologize for doing that
• 1:17:44
  because I would like you to put up something that the wonderful Mama Fox went
• 1:17:48
  ahead and said. It was about our 10th chat of the show. Oh my God,
• 1:17:50
  Mama Fox! By the way, this was a long time ago and there's been a
• 1:17:53
  lot of chat going on in the chat. Uh, I would like to quote the
• 1:17:57
  great Andrea Fox: Cody,
• 1:18:01
  I don't want you near my daughter hanging out with you anymore.
• 1:18:06
  You had her eating hot dogs and drinking tequila.
• 1:18:11
  I'm sorry, Mama Fox, I know that's not how you sound, but that's how you
• 1:18:14
  sound in my head. And, uh, she's like a— she's a— like a
• 1:18:18
  Midwest grandma. Very much. You're like— you're like a— she's like an old Jewish mother.
• 1:18:22
  She's like, oh, you think you're so smart.
• 1:18:27
  That's how I hear you. You don't sound like that. I like how she's blaming
• 1:18:30
  you for me drinking tequila when I constantly
• 1:18:34
  drink tequila. Now, what I don't normally do is eat hot dogs at 10:30 PM.
• 1:18:38
  That is true. I will say that. But that's not your fault. That was my
• 1:18:40
  choice. I was like, hot dog at 10:30 PM. I loved
• 1:18:45
  it. I put peppers and onions on it. So we went to— Cody,
• 1:18:49
  you were generous enough to invite me as your guest to
• 1:18:54
  UCLA. Yes. Versus Purdue. Yes.
• 1:18:58
  And you have these amazing tickets, seats, the whole deal.
• 1:19:02
  Lots of people are going to get to go with you this season, which I
• 1:19:04
  love. I'm going to— I might make some adjustments because after the weekend we just
• 1:19:08
  had, I'm going to have to break a few people's hearts. Yeah, well, Mom,
• 1:19:10
  I'm I'm sorry, you can't come. Tanya's gonna come more games. So yeah, we,
• 1:19:13
  we are, uh, we had quite a time.
• 1:19:18
  I will say, before we get into— wait,
• 1:19:21
  what do you got? Nothing. Your mom, your mom's not mad at me. She's claiming
• 1:19:24
  she's laughing, but I think she's just fuming at me. No, she's laughing. Thank God.
• 1:19:29
  Um, please don't hurt me. I want— before we get into the details of how
• 1:19:32
  this night went, what our seats looked like, this amazing time, I would like
• 1:19:36
  you to tell the people Which one of us was more popular at the game?
• 1:19:42
  This is not a fair question because I think this is all a matter of
• 1:19:45
  perspective. Now, I was very popular at the game.
• 1:19:49
  Were you? But I will— yes, I was.
• 1:19:52
  But, but I was not given free shit
• 1:19:56
  at the game. Oh, I'm sorry. The person who runs
• 1:20:00
  the facility wasn't, wasn't your fan. They were a fan of me. I wasn't
• 1:20:05
  given free shit. That's interesting. Actually, I was eventually given free shit.
• 1:20:08
  It, but it was like a consolation prize. He realized he gave it to Tanya
• 1:20:12
  and looked at me, he's like, oh, like, like it was a Make-A-Wish kid.
• 1:20:15
  No, I think one was just for him, and I think he looked at me
• 1:20:18
  like I was a Make-A-Wish kid. He came over with 2 caps for us.
• 1:20:21
  All right, so yes, Tanya was very popular, uh, except I think Tanya
• 1:20:25
  was— were you annoyed when we were at the first thing before we got into
• 1:20:28
  the Rose Bowl? Before we get to the Rose Bowl, we went over there to
• 1:20:31
  the whole tailgate area, and we go to this tailgate area and we're having a
• 1:20:34
  good time, and this is actually my favorite thing that actually happened Because I bring
• 1:20:37
  her in. So last week I went to the Rose Bowl and I brought my
• 1:20:39
  girlfriend, uh, and we went into the same spot, the same place, the same
• 1:20:43
  bartender. We walk in and the bartender recognizes me
• 1:20:47
  and looks at— looks at Tanya and goes like, oh, I remember you guys from
• 1:20:50
  last week, it's great to see you again. I'm like, why? And Tanya goes like,
• 1:20:53
  I wasn't here last week. I'm like, no, that was me. And she's— no,
• 1:20:56
  I, I didn't say that. I go, oh no, that was a different girl.
• 1:20:58
  That was different. Yeah, he's like, that was a different girl. And the look on
• 1:21:01
  the bartender's face face was that of
• 1:21:05
  she just ruined a 20-year marriage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:10
  It was not like, no, no, she's not the other woman. She's my— she's my
• 1:21:13
  best friend. Last week was my girlfriend. This is my best friend. Bartender was so
• 1:21:16
  relieved. Oh, I came back and told her. She, she looked like she just fucking
• 1:21:20
  ruined everything. So funny. Anyways, as the time, uh,
• 1:21:25
  persisted, we, we went to the game. And Mocha, can you do me a favor?
• 1:21:28
  We have a photo of us, uh, just over there, just so you guys have
• 1:21:30
  a clear cut where we were. That's where we were sitting for the game for
• 1:21:34
  the majority of the part. But we also have a video of the Rose Bowl
• 1:21:36
  of where we were actually kind of being a part of that. Yeah, Cody took
• 1:21:39
  an amazing video. So this is a very real thing. Tanya Ray Fox does
• 1:21:43
  make a cameo. You'll notice her just chilling right there in the
• 1:21:47
  thing. That is a video. There we go. Uh, so as you see, we're taking
• 1:21:51
  you through— this is from the field club, and I'm gonna turn around. There's Tanya
• 1:21:55
  just enjoying her thing, just tweeting away. And of course the whole field goal.
• 1:21:59
  An absolute blast. That's where we spent the entire game. Yeah, we didn't even go
• 1:22:03
  to our seats. Like, we went to my seat. Well, we went twice for like
• 1:22:06
  10 minutes total. Yeah, not even. Maybe, maybe we're being generous. The second time we
• 1:22:10
  went, there were other people finally sitting there, and we just went in, like,
• 1:22:14
  harassed them, tried to make friends with them, and then left. They seemed to like
• 1:22:17
  us, but we were also very drunk. They did. But every— yeah, we— I— no
• 1:22:21
  one knows when other people are actually responding to them because they're just annoying
• 1:22:25
  drunks, or if like whatever. But I think we were charming enough. I think so
• 1:22:28
  too. But yeah, yes, Tanya was very popular. The head of the Rose Bowl came
• 1:22:31
  over and started chatting with Tanya, talking about what a fan she was— he was
• 1:22:35
  of her work. And then she introduced me to him, and then he,
• 1:22:38
  uh, like gave me a hat as like a consolation prize. He— yeah, no,
• 1:22:41
  um, we're hoping that maybe we can, you know, continue to talk to him.
• 1:22:44
  He's actually an awesome dude. He was very, very sweet. So cool. Um, and everyone
• 1:22:48
  was so— like everyone involved with of this is so cool. But what was you—
• 1:22:51
  what— let's start. What was your experience like going down into the thing? What were
• 1:22:54
  you expecting? I, I honestly, I wasn't expecting anything. I literally even—
• 1:22:59
  I— this is not no shade to you. You like, you were having a very
• 1:23:03
  hard time describing it to me. I think you're right. But so it wasn't like
• 1:23:06
  a you thing. I'm not sure I would have done any better, but I just
• 1:23:09
  was sort of like, you said it's cool and awesome and that I'm gonna love
• 1:23:12
  it, and so I just trusted you. I wasn't like, oh, this guy, fucking whatever.
• 1:23:16
  I, I trust you. You're an LA dude. You don't exactly have like lame
• 1:23:20
  taste. Like, you understand a good time and what's nice. And so I was like,
• 1:23:24
  that's whatever. But I had no idea what to expect. And I didn't realize,
• 1:23:27
  because I've been in so many stadiums, that new thing that
• 1:23:30
  they're doing in all these stadiums with the walkthrough, uh,
• 1:23:34
  ground-level luxury area is something
• 1:23:37
  that I've seen in several stadiums now. We've been through it in like SoFi and
• 1:23:41
  all these other places. And so I didn't realize that that's like what this part
• 1:23:44
  was. And I, I mean, I love that. I love that in these stadiums.
• 1:23:47
  And being a part of it was fucking awesome, dude. It was so great.
• 1:23:51
  And listen, I'm not gonna lie, we drank our fucking faces
• 1:23:54
  off. We, uh, we were, we were, we were, we said free food,
• 1:23:58
  so we are going to pay our money in the liquor.
• 1:24:01
  Oh yeah, yeah. And we ate plenty of food, make no mistake. We ate all
• 1:24:05
  the food that was in front of us. The next day I was like,
• 1:24:06
  Mom, I drank so much tequila and I ate a hot dog at 10:30 PM,
• 1:24:09
  so everything in my stomach right now is just— she's like, yeah, that's insane.
• 1:24:13
  But I was like, it was— I, I Literally said it's— it was worth it.
• 1:24:16
  But if you guys are wondering how drunk— here is a lovely video
• 1:24:19
  of us being drunk. I told, uh, Tanya we're gonna take a selfie photo,
• 1:24:23
  and I lied.
• 1:24:26
  Photo. Pose. Pose better. Okay,
• 1:24:30
  we haven't found it yet. Keep posing better. Sweet Rose
• 1:24:34
  Bowl hat. You can pose better.
• 1:24:40
  The guy that took the picture— this is— I am recording.
• 1:24:44
  And that's the bad part. Tanya didn't lead with the fucking winner out
• 1:24:48
  the gate. I didn't. We would have gotten so many more views. I would— I
• 1:24:51
  was trying so hard to go through every pose until I had to get to
• 1:24:54
  the boobs. Also, your insane typo was
• 1:24:58
  even better. Like, so drunk. That was so— Proshmice. Like,
• 1:25:02
  yeah, yeah, it was so like— and I thought about changing. I'm like,
• 1:25:06
  no, it was actually perfect. Yeah, it was perfect. Just the
• 1:25:10
  It was the Bruno Mars, You're Perfect Just the Way You Are. I wanted to
• 1:25:14
  change nothing. It was so good. It was a blast. And also UCLA played another
• 1:25:17
  monster game. We had a great time. It was like, yeah, like the UCLA itself
• 1:25:21
  was amazing. Um, like for the amount of the game that
• 1:25:25
  I— every time I looked up and actually paid attention to the game, they were
• 1:25:27
  scoring or something great was happening. Um, we met some
• 1:25:31
  cool people there. We had a ton of fun. Uh, yeah, I literally
• 1:25:35
  like Genuinely, I think the only thing, the only thing that was—
• 1:25:38
  I got insecure about was the fact that there were too many bathroom attendants.
• 1:25:42
  And every time I went to the bathroom, I was like, I pee so much
• 1:25:45
  because I drink so much. Like, while I was drinking tequila, but I also drink
• 1:25:48
  so much water when I drink. And so like, I pee like every
• 1:25:52
  40 minutes when I'm— so like, I was like, they definitely think I'm doing drugs.
• 1:25:55
  And I'm not doing drugs, I just pee so much. But like, every time I
• 1:25:59
  go there and there's so many attendants and they're staring at me, that was the
• 1:26:02
  the only problem, but that's not a Rose Bowl problem. That's just an in general,
• 1:26:05
  like, people aren't hydrated enough problem. And now you're judging me.
• 1:26:09
  You're judging me. Yeah, I went to the bathroom a ton too, and no one
• 1:26:13
  looked at me. Although I might not— just not— might not— no, it's me projecting.
• 1:26:16
  I'm like, please don't look at me, please don't. Because like, I, I just always
• 1:26:20
  think people are like— when you see somebody go back to the bathroom like repeatedly,
• 1:26:23
  you always— you have to come back again. Like, we— I, I need you,
• 1:26:27
  honestly. Like, I need you at every Well, but again, I'm gonna—
• 1:26:30
  apparently I'm gonna hook us up with stuff now too. Apparently, because he was— we're
• 1:26:34
  talking like, you know, there's concerts there or whatever. So like, we might have a
• 1:26:37
  whole thing going. You've got your— you've got your UCLA,
• 1:26:40
  you know, and I've got my just being me thing.
• 1:26:44
  So there's, you know, this is so fucked. I have zero connection to
• 1:26:49
  UCLA. So fucked. What the hell? And I'm the one who got us the free
• 1:26:52
  swag. Such dog shit. But it's a really sweet hat. Yeah, it is a really—
• 1:26:55
  it's right over there. By the way, we were The funniest part of the night
• 1:26:59
  was later on in the car on the ride home, because your friend drove us
• 1:27:03
  home, which he was so nice to do that. But we were wearing our matching
• 1:27:06
  Rose Bowl hats. I looked over at you and I was like, we had just
• 1:27:09
  gotten in like a weird little tiff. It was like a 2-second thing that we
• 1:27:12
  got over. I was like, do you think it was funny that we just got
• 1:27:14
  into a fight in matching hats? And you were like,
• 1:27:17
  no, no, you're a jerk. You were like still,
• 1:27:21
  because like I had already been like, oh yeah, that's my bad. I'm like,
• 1:27:24
  you know what, I'm drunk, whatever. And you were like, I don't want to be
• 1:27:27
  in a fight. And I was like, we're not in a fight. And then I
• 1:27:29
  tried to lighten the mood by that. And then both the other dudes in the
• 1:27:33
  car thought it was funny, but you did not. No, I wasn't ready yet.
• 1:27:36
  But now that you think about it, now it's fucking hilarious. Yeah,
• 1:27:39
  exactly. I was such a sensitive
• 1:27:43
  little bitch. It was really, really cute though, because you were like, no,
• 1:27:47
  I'm a big boy. It is objectively funny
• 1:27:50
  that we were like tiffing in our matching hats. I know, we looked ridiculous.
• 1:27:54
  It was great. No, we actually— like, it was Such a good time.
• 1:27:57
  Best, best night. And, uh, yeah, we're gonna do it more. We weren't
• 1:28:02
  doing drugs, we were just doing— no, we literally were just doing tequila.
• 1:28:07
  I drank a ton of tequila. I drank way too much tequila. Yeah, I,
• 1:28:09
  um, I don't do drugs anymore because they're all laced with stuff.
• 1:28:13
  So, but that's the other thing, like, I, I drink— when I drink, I drink
• 1:28:16
  tequila and I never get hungover. I drank so much tequila that I'm not like—
• 1:28:19
  I didn't have like the, the headache thing. I might have had a body like
• 1:28:23
  hangover the next morning. I, I took me a minute to get out of bed.
• 1:28:26
  Like, I wasn't ready till like the second quarter of Game 1.
• 1:28:29
  I was making content at 10 AM. I know, I watched. I was just like,
• 1:28:32
  what the fuck? I, I woke up that morning watching a,
• 1:28:35
  um, watching a man fix a houseboat for roughly 3
• 1:28:39
  and a half hours on social media. It was oddly cathartic. You ever done that,
• 1:28:42
  Mocha? Just watch somebody do a DIY fucking like houseboat shit
• 1:28:47
  for like 5 grand? Oh yeah, it's a Classic. So good. Oh, you know what
• 1:28:49
  I used to do? Have you guys ever— have you guys ever watched, um,
• 1:28:53
  people build tiny homes? Yes, I fucking love
• 1:28:57
  that. Oh dude, I want a tiny home so bad. I love that.
• 1:29:00
  RVs. Mocha, have you seen people build tiny homes?
• 1:29:04
  I mean, I've seen so much shit on the internet. I've seen so many tiny
• 1:29:07
  home videos. It's just part of the endlessness.
• 1:29:10
  There's something about a tiny home. Why is it
• 1:29:15
  more satisfying though, do you think, than a regular home? By the way,
• 1:29:18
  yeah, you just— but I love it. It's like space-saving. Oh, I love it,
• 1:29:22
  dude. When they bring the outdoors inside. Oh, dude,
• 1:29:25
  when they like turn a balcony in like a little fucking thing into a full
• 1:29:29
  like— oh yeah, I like that too. I'm just like, that's my shit.
• 1:29:32
  That— you're talking about doing drugs? That's my drugs. Yeah,
• 1:29:36
  guys, that's my cocaine. We are old enough that we really don't—
• 1:29:40
  it doesn't take much. By the way, your mom just can't get over the fact
• 1:29:44
  that we were arguing in matching hats.
• 1:29:49
  I told you it was funny. I told you that's funny. It was,
• 1:29:53
  but I wasn't ready. Mocha, is that not kind of funny that we had our
• 1:29:56
  magic hats on? Mocha, it's a sitcom. We need to take you. We're gonna take
• 1:30:00
  you, dude. You gotta come with us. Mocha doesn't want to hang out with us.
• 1:30:03
  Kid in the back seat, dude. You would have so much— Mocha, would you,
• 1:30:06
  would you want to come with us? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Mocha, there's actually
• 1:30:10
  no reason for you to not want to come with us. I mean, let's be
• 1:30:13
  honest, I don't know how we're gonna afford to bring you Well, you, you have
• 1:30:16
  friends at the Rose Bowl that I can never have. Exactly. Apparently I'm
• 1:30:19
  your Make-A-Wish friend. Apparently if I say, hey, I've got, I've got a third person,
• 1:30:23
  any chance, I'm the one who's going to hook us up. You know what,
• 1:30:26
  you're a fucking jerk. I know, dude, what can I say? Shit hurts when
• 1:30:30
  you say things that are true. If it makes you feel any better, I'm very
• 1:30:33
  poor. I haven't noticed. You are quite sensitive.
• 1:30:37
  What'd you say, Foca? If you haven't noticed,
• 1:30:40
  Cody, Cody's quite sensitive, dude. So sensitive. I know, you would
• 1:30:44
  never know he was a Capricorn until you see him after a work shift.
• 1:30:47
  It's a hostile work environment, what can I say? Oh my
• 1:30:51
  God. All right, we did it, we did it again. Oh my
• 1:30:54
  goodness. Uh, we, we need a new person to pick on at the end
• 1:30:58
  of the show. No, not, not yet, not yet. We're still good until Kurt Schilling
• 1:31:01
  dies. Oh, okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. No, as long as Kurt
• 1:31:05
  Schilling's still alive, um, it is— well, first of all, we should probably sneak in
• 1:31:08
  the bloody sock conversation before he kicks the bucket. Yeah, one of the— we should
• 1:31:12
  do that. Although I guess we could wait until it's a memorial.
• 1:31:17
  We just do a memorial. Curt Schilling's gone, let's argue about the bloody red
• 1:31:21
  bloody sock situation. Yeah, well, it's good to have things to look forward to.
• 1:31:25
  Exactly, exactly. So you know what, I think this is us
• 1:31:28
  announcing that you will get the bloody sock debate. It's gonna happen when Curt
• 1:31:33
  Schilling dies. And until then, Like, subscribe, follow,
• 1:31:37
  do all the things. You already know the drill, you know the deal.
• 1:31:41
  What was that? Okay guys, we love you. Fuck Kurt
• 1:31:45
  Schilling. Fuck Kurt Schilling.