Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 1002 - Match Me Abroad (s2e6) "Smoke and Mirrors" with Keisha
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- 0:14Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. Is Monday, you guys,
- 0:18Speaker 1: it's still mugshot Monday, but no mug shots here, but
- 0:21Speaker 1: it does start with an m match me abroad Monday.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Hey, hey, everyone is so super excited that next Monday. Yes,
- 0:32Speaker 2: we get back to the bottom of the barrel. Yes,
- 0:35Speaker 2: of shows with love after a lock up.
- 0:38Speaker 1: So everyone's just like, when's it starting, when's it started?
- 0:41Speaker 1: When's the stars? Like little? Is this love after lockup?
- 0:45Speaker 1: Or is this life after lock up? It might be
- 0:47Speaker 1: life because we have Daniel and Bianca and we have Montana,
- 0:51Speaker 1: right life, and don't forget Zuria. Oh jeez, no, I'm
- 0:57Speaker 1: not ready for.
- 0:58Speaker 2: That screaming Banchee, like all that yelling and screaming and
- 1:04Speaker 2: just and she's pregnant the baby.
- 1:07Speaker 1: She got her meds regulated because she did say that
- 1:09Speaker 1: she found out, you know, recording that first season, that
- 1:12Speaker 1: she had you know, bipolar or psychosis. I don't know
- 1:16Speaker 1: what the fuck she has something, and she was like,
- 1:19Speaker 1: I'm trying to regulate myself now, So that's good.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Well, hopefully she can still take those medicines while she's pregnant.
- 1:25Speaker 1: That's a great point toom. Well, we'll just have to see.
- 1:29Speaker 1: And you know, again, I try not to watch a
- 1:31Speaker 1: lot of pre stuff. I know that's crazy. People are like,
- 1:34Speaker 1: are you insane? Why don't you watch the previews or
- 1:37Speaker 1: the trailers that they send or whatever. I'm like, I
- 1:39Speaker 1: just I like to be surprised on the day of
- 1:41Speaker 1: I like to watch it one time through, get surprised,
- 1:43Speaker 1: and then watch it another time and take notes for
- 1:45Speaker 1: a new show.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I've only I've only seen like the trailer that
- 1:49Speaker 2: they have.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Been putting in with Mama June. Oh okay, well see
- 1:54Speaker 1: I don't watch mom so that's as far as i've that.
- 1:56Speaker 1: But I think they sent us like they sent us something.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Didn't they like an official trailer or was it the screener?
- 2:03Speaker 1: I can't remember. We have the official trailer and the screener. Yeah,
- 2:07Speaker 1: I haven't watched them either. I haven't watched it. So,
- 2:11Speaker 1: you guys, next Monday we will be back to Mugshot
- 2:13Speaker 1: Monday Match. We are broad We'll go back over to
- 2:18Speaker 1: the ten dollars level of Prime. That's just the way
- 2:22Speaker 1: it is. We had to fill this spot for a
- 2:23Speaker 1: few weeks. This is episode six, so next week going
- 2:27Speaker 1: over and prom will be episode seven. And there'll be
- 2:29Speaker 1: seven more episodes because there's fourteen episodes of this show.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Unlike what we said last week, we thought this would
- 2:35Speaker 1: be the last one, but no, I had that completely Wrongka, Well,
- 2:41Speaker 1: these mofos need a little bit more time, I think so.
- 2:43Speaker 1: I think the story they definitely wouldn't have been able
- 2:45Speaker 1: to wrap it up because we know we were most
- 2:48Speaker 1: like they introduced a new person and now they're going
- 2:50Speaker 1: to wrap it up. But I think why I think
- 2:53Speaker 1: I got to Confuse with Virgins was only six episodes
- 2:57Speaker 1: and that needed to be fourteen. We could have had
- 3:00Speaker 1: a couple more episodes of that to wrap those lootens
- 3:03Speaker 1: as well. At least just show us somebody banging, come.
- 3:06Speaker 2: On, banging, humping, something like making out anything anything, Yeah, nothing,
- 3:15Speaker 2: nothing at all. I bet they're still virgins.
- 3:19Speaker 1: I bet they every bar they go to in they're home,
- 3:22Speaker 1: jong like, hey, there's a virgin apptop man, I'm gonna
- 3:25Speaker 1: be here, poor guy.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Can you imagine poor Alex going to that bar that
- 3:30Speaker 2: we saw him go to a couple of times during
- 3:33Speaker 2: the season, and now every fucking person in there knows
- 3:36Speaker 2: he's a big old virgin.
- 3:38Speaker 1: I think that some girl is going to be like,
- 3:40Speaker 1: you know what I'll take away for the let's go,
- 3:43Speaker 1: let's go. Yeah, because he's not like Quasimoto.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Yeah, he just well as long as she had very
- 3:52Speaker 2: low expectations, because that was gonna be a one pump
- 3:55Speaker 2: and done well.
- 3:56Speaker 1: That he's going to be a love so oh god, yeah, yep, yep,
- 4:00Speaker 1: you're so correct. Well, let's talk about these people on
- 4:03Speaker 1: match Me Abroad. So this is season two, episode six,
- 4:06Speaker 1: Smoke and Mirrors. Everything is a fire theme. Remember, Yeah,
- 4:10Speaker 1: let me move my screen over here, because you're not
- 4:12Speaker 1: big enough. I can't see your cute face big enough.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Let's see big enough. No, there it is. It is okay, God,
- 4:19Speaker 1: nobody has a bigger head than my husband. Such a
- 4:21Speaker 1: big hat. No one has as good as thighs as
- 4:24Speaker 1: your husband. Listen, doesn't matter, balances out with this giant head,
- 4:28Speaker 1: he said, is not. Oh it's huge. I've never seen
- 4:32Speaker 1: him and said, oh, he has a big my husband does.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Dave has a big head. He like baseball hat. He
- 4:39Speaker 1: he can't get a baseball hat that fits him. He
- 4:41Speaker 1: has like one from college that he's hanging on to
- 4:44Speaker 1: that fits him. He and I got him one the
- 4:45Speaker 1: other day. I go this one that looks it was
- 4:48Speaker 1: in John Droom. We were cleaning out John Droom. There's
- 4:50Speaker 1: this OHU baseball hat. I go, this is the exact
- 4:52Speaker 1: same hat, the one that you wear all the time,
- 4:54Speaker 1: that you that fits you. That's disgusting because you had
- 4:56Speaker 1: up in college and you're fifty seven years old. I said,
- 4:59Speaker 1: But here's one that looks exactly like it. So it
- 5:02Speaker 1: came out of John Dream. I think he must have
- 5:04Speaker 1: bought it. Look, it'll be a fresh, clean one for you. Literally,
- 5:08Speaker 1: you put it on and the back snaps popped off, like,
- 5:10Speaker 1: wouldn't fit him. His head is so big it wouldn't
- 5:12Speaker 1: fit on the snaps.
- 5:13Speaker 2: Wouldn't Now have to go back and stalk your page
- 5:18Speaker 2: looking from the Jews of Okay to see how big
- 5:21Speaker 2: his head is.
- 5:21Speaker 1: That's that's worriesme. Yes, fit a hat like he cannot.
- 5:28Speaker 1: And sometimes he'll get a hat and he'll put it on.
- 5:30Speaker 1: I go, well, that's cute. He goes, No, it looks
- 5:31Speaker 1: weird because my head's big. And I'm like, you might
- 5:35Speaker 1: be right, but it fits, it'll fit him, but it
- 5:39Speaker 1: doesn't look right. If anybody has a knowledge of hats
- 5:44Speaker 1: for men with giant heads, let me know because he bigger,
- 5:48Speaker 1: bigger ones.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Trust me, I know, because James looks like fucking the
- 5:53Speaker 2: first stages of cavemen, how big their heads were.
- 5:57Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, if he could find like but he
- 6:00Speaker 1: has to look for like a special size, I believe.
- 6:03Speaker 2: Okay, Well, ask James, yeah, because I was like, I'm
- 6:07Speaker 2: glad I didn't birth your big head kids, because there's
- 6:09Speaker 2: no way.
- 6:10Speaker 1: How did you get on this conversation? I guess I
- 6:14Speaker 1: said smoking mirrors and it's going to be about and
- 6:17Speaker 1: I didn't even start talking, and how we started got
- 6:19Speaker 1: to sound big heads? You know how we do? I
- 6:22Speaker 1: don't know, Okay, but items listen back to figure it out.
- 6:25Speaker 1: All right, let's start with Harold. I'm feeling very positive
- 6:29Speaker 1: about Harold. This is the.
- 6:31Speaker 2: Best that I have felt about Harold in two seasons.
- 6:35Speaker 1: Like this is great.
- 6:37Speaker 2: I think out of all the couples, Harold is going
- 6:41Speaker 2: to walk away with his person.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Got so, okay, but does he want to move to Singapore? Okay?
- 6:48Speaker 1: So I was going to bring that up to you
- 6:50Speaker 1: as well.
- 6:51Speaker 2: Yeah, because there was one couple that we saw and
- 6:55Speaker 2: I was picking up I really want to.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Green car vibes. Okay.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's not her, not her, but it was
- 7:03Speaker 2: another couple. So I was wondering the same thing, like,
- 7:06Speaker 2: what's gonna be the plan?
- 7:07Speaker 1: Who's gonna move? Yeah, so because he can't do his
- 7:12Speaker 1: job there because he's very you know what, I got
- 7:14Speaker 1: to figure out. You know, my husband works for a
- 7:17Speaker 1: nuclear company, and there's not many of them, there's very few. Actually,
- 7:22Speaker 1: you're gonna find that man's job. I gotta figure out
- 7:24Speaker 1: if Harold works for my husband's the company that my
- 7:27Speaker 1: husband also works for. By next week, she's gonna know
- 7:30Speaker 1: how much he makes an hour. It's for all one
- 7:33Speaker 1: k plan. She's gonna know what kind of insurance he's
- 7:36Speaker 1: on because that guy, that guy from Love is Blind
- 7:38Speaker 1: DC worked for had worked for my husband's company. Yeah,
- 7:42Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna she's on it. Making a mental note. Okay,
- 7:46Speaker 1: So they're going to fly a kite. So they get
- 7:49Speaker 1: in with the driver and he says, oh, actually, you know,
- 7:53Speaker 1: I have a lot of interest and I got into
- 7:55Speaker 1: flying kites because I wanted to figure out a way
- 7:58Speaker 1: to make a kite a generator, so if it's flying
- 8:00Speaker 1: in the wind, it could be She was like, wow,
- 8:03Speaker 1: that's just I mean, let me tell you something. He's
- 8:06Speaker 1: got some good ideas. He has some good ideas.
- 8:08Speaker 2: I just don't know if they go anywhere pasts what
- 8:11Speaker 2: he draws in his little book.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Yeah, but some of them are really good, and he
- 8:15Speaker 1: should meet with like a patent lawyer.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I agree, because he keeps giving away all his damn
- 8:20Speaker 2: good ideas on TV.
- 8:21Speaker 1: I know someone else is gonna steal it. Don't go
- 8:24Speaker 1: in shark tank, Carold to eat you alive, Okay, so god,
- 8:28Speaker 1: she tells him. He says, like, oh, we should, you know,
- 8:31Speaker 1: talk about questions about ourselves. So she says, okay. Her
- 8:35Speaker 1: name is Amber right, yes, yeah, She says, I'm thirty seven.
- 8:40Speaker 1: I was born in China. I immigrated to Singapore when
- 8:42Speaker 1: I was seven, and I'm very grateful for that because
- 8:44Speaker 1: I got a good education. And he says, I'm forty three.
- 8:49Speaker 1: I'm Harold. I am so. I was trying so hard
- 8:57Speaker 1: not to laugh. I'm like, oh, Harold, she knows you
- 9:00Speaker 1: her name. I am forty three. I am Harold. I
- 9:04Speaker 1: am from the US. I was born in Connecticut. I
- 9:08Speaker 1: have certification to work with nuclear materials, so I keep
- 9:11Speaker 1: people safe at the nuclear plant. And she goes, oh,
- 9:15Speaker 1: that sounds dangerous. He says, oh, it is a dangerous job,
- 9:18Speaker 1: but it's very safe as long as you follow the steps.
- 9:21Speaker 1: And then either he says or she says, maybe they
- 9:23Speaker 1: accidentally when they were talking touch to each other, and
- 9:27Speaker 1: he says touch and he puts his hand on her
- 9:31Speaker 1: and in the head she goes, yeah, this is very awkward,
- 9:35Speaker 1: but we're having a nice conversation. In Asian culture, we
- 9:38Speaker 1: don't hold hands on a first date. But he's short
- 9:41Speaker 1: on time here, so maybe it's a good idea. And
- 9:44Speaker 1: then she says his hand is kind of chubby, so
- 9:47Speaker 1: it feels like holding onto a sponge. And then she
- 9:51Speaker 1: says it's very comfortable.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Actually, she yet like a squishball, you know what I mean.
- 9:56Speaker 2: It's squishy, but you know, well when she said.
- 9:59Speaker 1: A sponge, you can think of a chubby hand and
- 10:01Speaker 1: how it was like swishy. Yeah, she's called him chubby
- 10:05Speaker 1: like three times, I know, and that I really do think,
- 10:07Speaker 1: and we've heard this quite a bit, that this is
- 10:10Speaker 1: in Asian culture. They just flat out say you're too big,
- 10:13Speaker 1: you're fat. They just say, yeah, yeah, I've been told
- 10:18Speaker 1: that in like the nail shop before, like ononce you
- 10:21Speaker 1: go there so long, like they feel really comfortable.
- 10:24Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been telling you too chubby. Yeah, girl, but
- 10:27Speaker 2: you lose weight, you'd be perfect. I'm like, well, God,
- 10:32Speaker 2: the way that Harold said touch is the equivalent of
- 10:35Speaker 2: when I take Sake to his dog training class and
- 10:38Speaker 2: they had to rub the dog treat all over your.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Hand and say touch, And that's how you teach them
- 10:43Speaker 1: to touch sock touch exactly how he sped it. I'm like, hey, Harold, oh,
- 10:51Speaker 1: that is so funny. But I thought it was cute
- 10:53Speaker 1: because she's because she was cute. It's squishy, but it's comfortable,
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- 12:08Speaker 1: They do a selfie with this cool building. So I
- 12:10Speaker 1: looked up this building because I do. I was fascinated
- 12:13Speaker 1: by this building. Someone showed me a picture of that
- 12:17Speaker 1: building right now, I wouldn't recognize it, Okay. So it
- 12:19Speaker 1: looks like three buildings in a row and then a
- 12:23Speaker 1: boat on top that's obviously some sort of garden. Oh,
- 12:27Speaker 1: and it all looks like it's just sort of haphazardly
- 12:29Speaker 1: put together, but it's actually six buildings. So the three
- 12:33Speaker 1: that you see and I won't be able to do this,
- 12:35Speaker 1: and okay here you know, I've got merry Papa's bag. Okay,
- 12:40Speaker 1: so what is it? Okay? So two of the shit,
- 12:45Speaker 1: so two, it's six buildings. Okay. Two of the buildings
- 12:49Speaker 1: are like this, right, they they touch each other in
- 12:52Speaker 1: the middle, touch each other in the middle like that. Okay. Yeah,
- 12:58Speaker 1: so it's it looks like three from this side, but
- 13:01Speaker 1: it's six. So it's six buildings. And then on top
- 13:06Speaker 1: those are the supports, right, and then on top is
- 13:09Speaker 1: a massive roof which has like the biggest pool in Singapore.
- 13:14Speaker 1: So what this is These six buildings are a hotel
- 13:17Speaker 1: and then you can only you can go up and
- 13:19Speaker 1: look at the gardens in the pool, but you can't
- 13:21Speaker 1: go into the pool area unless you have a key
- 13:23Speaker 1: card for the hotel. On the bottom of it, what
- 13:26Speaker 1: it's sitting on, which you can't see from where they are,
- 13:28Speaker 1: is a shopping mall, and then when you pull out,
- 13:32Speaker 1: next to it is a huge arena and then another
- 13:35Speaker 1: standalone hotel that looks exactly the same with the similar
- 13:38Speaker 1: boat thing on the top.
- 13:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't see any of that shit I had
- 13:42Speaker 2: subtitles on, so I literally it was a mind fuck
- 13:46Speaker 2: for me.
- 13:47Speaker 1: I'm like, I kind of got to pay attention to
- 13:49Speaker 1: the picture. Yeah, it's just the words out here. I
- 13:52Speaker 1: didn't see any of that. Maryor Pane. Well, if anybody
- 13:55Speaker 1: wants to look it up, it's called the Marina Bay Sands.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Is insane.
- 13:58Speaker 2: I think you need to roof for them, because there's
- 14:02Speaker 2: some people probably going on a website saying I need
- 14:04Speaker 2: to book this like that the way Mary Payne described it,
- 14:07Speaker 2: I want to book it.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Well, they said the rooms were a little dated, but
- 14:10Speaker 1: the but it's worth it to be able to have
- 14:12Speaker 1: a key card to be able to go up to
- 14:13Speaker 1: that pool. Okay, yeah, your word for it.
- 14:18Speaker 2: Me.
- 14:18Speaker 1: I'm not going up one hundred stories and getting in
- 14:21Speaker 1: a pool. That's a I said, no, I'm going to
- 14:24Speaker 1: go ground level on a pool. So it's cool. So anyway,
- 14:29Speaker 1: they now they have a kite, but there's not a
- 14:31Speaker 1: lot of wind, so they're running and they probably send
- 14:33Speaker 1: them to this park because it's right on the water,
- 14:35Speaker 1: and so they probably thought for sure there'll be a wind.
- 14:37Speaker 1: But there's a day with your wind so he's running
- 14:39Speaker 1: with the kite. His pants are falling down, which was hilarious.
- 14:43Speaker 2: All the times he doesn't wear the fucking suspenders.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Is right now, he doesn't own a belt. I guess, well.
- 14:51Speaker 2: Here, so I have a husband that has kind of
- 14:55Speaker 2: a bigger belly, kind of like Harold does.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Yes, but I've seen your husband and it's not this saying.
- 15:00Speaker 1: But okay, okay, your husban's belly is not like Harold's.
- 15:04Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it talking to after he hears this ship. Yeah,
- 15:07Speaker 2: you're it's not exactly. But he's a bigger man.
- 15:10Speaker 1: He's tall.
- 15:11Speaker 2: Yes, man, I'm gonna have to say something bad about
- 15:14Speaker 2: myself to even it out here.
- 15:17Speaker 1: I really am remind me, I have to say something
- 15:20Speaker 1: bad about myself before we end this show. Okay, all right,
- 15:22Speaker 1: well you kind of have to.
- 15:23Speaker 2: It's hard. And he has this issue as well. And
- 15:26Speaker 2: he does wear a belt. But once you kind of
- 15:28Speaker 2: go under the belly, yes.
- 15:30Speaker 1: Kind of slides a little bit.
- 15:32Speaker 2: Okay, So he has that issue as well, and he
- 15:35Speaker 2: does wear the belt, So I don't poor Harrold. I
- 15:40Speaker 2: was like, we're gonna get a butt shot, like we
- 15:42Speaker 2: just we're gonna get a butt shot.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah, he goes, well, this is a time
- 15:48Speaker 1: where I certainly wish I was wearing my suspenders. Well,
- 15:52Speaker 1: we didn't have too much wind, but we sure had fun.
- 15:54Speaker 1: So and then he tells us he feels like his
- 15:58Speaker 1: lung will burst with the butter lies. And he says
- 16:02Speaker 1: he's not sure if she feels the same. He thinks
- 16:04Speaker 1: she's amazing and attractive, and he says, I've got to
- 16:07Speaker 1: feel like I need to talk to her before it
- 16:09Speaker 1: goes further. So I think it's interesting because he's like,
- 16:11Speaker 1: this is the first date. I want to go on
- 16:13Speaker 1: a date with her again, but let's get it all
- 16:15Speaker 1: out on the table. Because she rejects me, I don't
- 16:17Speaker 1: even want to try to ask. I mean, it's sad,
- 16:19Speaker 1: but it's a good way to be blunt about it,
- 16:21Speaker 1: I think. And I agree. And he's been so unlucky
- 16:27Speaker 1: in love.
- 16:28Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, look, if you're not going to be
- 16:30Speaker 2: able to handle this, then there's no reason for us
- 16:33Speaker 2: to go on.
- 16:34Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So they sip at the picnic and I
- 16:37Speaker 1: can't tell because they have champagne fluid flutes. Is he
- 16:40Speaker 1: drinking alcohol? Do you think or do you think it's
- 16:42Speaker 1: just like a sparkle. Yeah, he doesn't drink alcohol. I
- 16:46Speaker 1: remember that from last season. Yeah, but no that was
- 16:49Speaker 1: this season. This was this season. Yeah, but I think
- 16:52Speaker 1: did he say he would have a glass or something
- 16:55Speaker 1: on New Year's Eve? But what he decided was it
- 16:57Speaker 1: is expensive and he liked it too much, right, so
- 17:00Speaker 1: maybe he would have the one. I don't know anyway,
- 17:03Speaker 1: I was trying to figure that out because he's New
- 17:06Speaker 1: Year's Eve Mary Payne. But also if it's free, maybe
- 17:08Speaker 1: he'll drink it. Because production gave him that picnic basket.
- 17:13Speaker 1: So she says, do you do a lot of picnics
- 17:15Speaker 1: like this? And he goes, no, Actually, you know I don't.
- 17:17Speaker 1: I don't go on many dates. She goes, oh interesting.
- 17:20Speaker 1: She says, what qualities are you looking for? And he
- 17:24Speaker 1: says kind, honest, attractive because you need chemistry, independent and caring.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Now do you notice he started with kind and honest,
- 17:34Speaker 1: unlike what we're gonna get from Tony later. Right.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Oh, he's just a one giant ick and he looks
- 17:41Speaker 2: like a fucking thumb.
- 17:42Speaker 1: I did a screenshot this week and said it to
- 17:44Speaker 1: Ingrid because she was putting it together like the grid
- 17:46Speaker 1: that we do for Instagram and stuff, and I said
- 17:49Speaker 1: she was, she'd send it to me and it was
- 17:50Speaker 1: just like a cast photo of mass being abroad and
- 17:53Speaker 1: I was like, mm hmmm. I did a screenshot of
- 17:55Speaker 1: Tony and how gross he was, and I said, this
- 17:57Speaker 1: needs to be the picture everybody needs to know we're
- 17:59Speaker 1: gonna be talking about this guy. I mean, he could
- 18:02Speaker 1: be cute, but he's got a cute face, but then
- 18:06Speaker 1: he opens his mouth and it just goes and he
- 18:09Speaker 1: was really bad this episode, really bad this episode. So
- 18:13Speaker 1: Carol tells her he also likes somebody that's independent but
- 18:18Speaker 1: also very caring, and he needs somebody to be patient
- 18:21Speaker 1: with him. He says, I'm a little bit autistic and
- 18:24Speaker 1: so I miss obvious things. Yes, and she says and
- 18:28Speaker 1: she doesn't even say a word like, oh, really tell
- 18:32Speaker 1: me more that's weird or eathing. She goes, oh. She says, well,
- 18:35Speaker 1: I've been told I'm very patient, so I think I
- 18:37Speaker 1: could probably fit the bill.
- 18:40Speaker 2: WHOA right, all right, okay, yeah, And I was surprised
- 18:45Speaker 2: that she actually said I would fit the bill. So
- 18:47Speaker 2: that means she's thinking that they're dating. He's got potential.
- 18:52Speaker 2: I mean, they're moving fast, for a first date.
- 18:55Speaker 1: She says, I'm not looking to casually date. I am
- 18:57Speaker 1: looking for a future husband. Okay, all right, and I
- 19:01Speaker 1: like that too, I like just be direct. Yep. And
- 19:04Speaker 1: she's in the talking it. She says, I've never been
- 19:06Speaker 1: with somebody who's autistic, but I do know there's a spectrum,
- 19:09Speaker 1: and I don't know how much autism he has. But
- 19:13Speaker 1: it was like, like I have twelve percent autism, but
- 19:17Speaker 1: that was one point two pounds. So she says, I
- 19:22Speaker 1: don't know how much autism he has, but if he
- 19:25Speaker 1: didn't tell me, I probably wouldn't have noticed. And I
- 19:28Speaker 1: think eventually she would have noticed.
- 19:32Speaker 2: So with be autistic, me and James can pick up
- 19:38Speaker 2: on it by the second sentence, we really we just can.
- 19:43Speaker 2: And with to me with Harold, it's pretty obvious. But
- 19:47Speaker 2: if she's ever been around someone with autism, she's probably like, oh, he's.
- 19:51Speaker 1: Working, yeah, right, you know what I mean. Yeah, somebody
- 19:54Speaker 1: told her so she could do she could do a
- 19:57Speaker 1: little research on her own and yeah, and so she
- 20:01Speaker 1: says he was brave boy this episode. I know. It
- 20:04Speaker 1: was so cute, And she says, I think we match
- 20:07Speaker 1: on mini levels and we have similar interest and I'm
- 20:10Speaker 1: looking for somebody who wants to put family first, which
- 20:13Speaker 1: is interesting because he hasn't said he's interested in like
- 20:16Speaker 1: starting a family or anything. I don't think we've ever
- 20:19Speaker 1: heard him say that before. I don't either know how
- 20:21Speaker 1: old is Harold. He's four forty three, forty three, but
- 20:25Speaker 1: remember his granddad was like seventy five when he gave
- 20:28Speaker 1: birth to his dad or something crazy.
- 20:31Speaker 2: Yeah, so they've got some good, strong firms. So if
- 20:36Speaker 2: he's okay.
- 20:38Speaker 1: So she says, okay, Well, here's the thing about me.
- 20:41Speaker 1: I'm an only child and my parents worry about my
- 20:44Speaker 1: married situation. Yeah. Yeah, And she says she's in her thirties. Right,
- 20:50Speaker 1: I can't remember how old she is. She's in her thirties.
- 20:53Speaker 1: And she said, what did she say that above? When
- 20:55Speaker 1: she says how old she is, she's thirty, she was
- 20:58Speaker 1: thirty four or thirty seven? She's thirty seven. Okay, how
- 21:02Speaker 1: quickly I forget within one paragraph to the other. And
- 21:05Speaker 1: she says, my parents worry I'm not married, and that's
- 21:09Speaker 1: another reason I'm very intent on finding someone. So you
- 21:12Speaker 1: will have many tests to pass. He goes okay, and
- 21:16Speaker 1: she says, she says, you have to pass my parents
- 21:18Speaker 1: of course, then in my close group of friends, then
- 21:22Speaker 1: all my relatives back in China, and even my ex
- 21:25Speaker 1: boss who's very interested in my dating life.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Okay, what what's lots like the ex boss, he could
- 21:34Speaker 2: go fuck off.
- 21:36Speaker 1: Just put the xbox in the category with friends, don't
- 21:38Speaker 1: make it a new category. Yeah, and can they all
- 21:41Speaker 1: meet it one time and get it over with. No,
- 21:43Speaker 1: that would be too much for him. And he goes, wow, well,
- 21:48Speaker 1: this is a lot of tests to pass. And she goes,
- 21:51Speaker 1: and so this may be why she didn't get a
- 21:52Speaker 1: lot of second dates. Yeah, because sools I got a pressure.
- 21:56Speaker 1: It's a lot. So and then talking head, he goes, So,
- 22:01Speaker 1: I told her the thing about me being on the spectrum,
- 22:03Speaker 1: and she seemed to understand and took it well. And
- 22:06Speaker 1: then she told me all these tests I have to
- 22:08Speaker 1: pass and get approval before being able to truly move forward.
- 22:13Speaker 1: I'm scared, but I'm glad she's sharing all of this
- 22:15Speaker 1: because it means we have a path forward together. And
- 22:18Speaker 1: if she's on my side, how can I lose? Oh?
- 22:22Speaker 2: Amber, I tell you what if you fuck over our boy,
- 22:25Speaker 2: we're coming to Singapore. We're not gonna eat anything while
- 22:28Speaker 2: we're there because I don't do frogs and whatever else
- 22:31Speaker 2: that shit was.
- 22:31Speaker 1: That you were eating. Yeah, we're coming looking for you. Oh,
- 22:35Speaker 1: we're coming. We're looking for you, Amber, So take it,
- 22:38Speaker 1: take it easy.
- 22:39Speaker 2: What I fear is it will be like with Mikayla
- 22:42Speaker 2: last season.
- 22:43Speaker 1: He'll go home. Yeah, but I'm.
- 22:47Speaker 2: Thinking with her, since she's an only child, she's probably
- 22:52Speaker 2: onely gonna she's probably gonna want to stay in Sigapore.
- 22:55Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. So I feel like he's gonna
- 22:57Speaker 1: have to make the move. Okay. I don't know what
- 23:01Speaker 1: the nuclear regulatory situation is in Singapore. Do they have
- 23:06Speaker 1: nuclear power? I don't know. God, if only my husband
- 23:09Speaker 1: was here, I could ask him.
- 23:10Speaker 2: I tell you what, Mary Payne, if you do all
- 23:11Speaker 2: this researcher you find out he's just a slee security guard,
- 23:15Speaker 2: I'm gonna be.
- 23:15Speaker 1: Pretty upset with Harold. I don't think he is security.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Absolutely don't think he is. Okay, all right, let's move
- 23:24Speaker 1: on to our guy, Tony. This is our guy. This
- 23:31Speaker 1: was cringey. It really was. It's almost like he's an
- 23:37Speaker 1: actor trying to be the worst version of himself.
- 23:42Speaker 2: Then that would be good because I'm like Okay, thank god,
- 23:44Speaker 2: he's not really like this.
- 23:45Speaker 1: But I really think this is how he really is,
- 23:47Speaker 1: because a lot of times I look at this and go, okay,
- 23:49Speaker 1: so they told them to play up this, or they
- 23:51Speaker 1: told them to do this. But these women, for sure,
- 23:55Speaker 1: we're not expecting this guy, because you could tell by
- 23:57Speaker 1: their natural reactions of like what am I on? Am
- 24:00Speaker 1: I being punked right now? Yeah?
- 24:03Speaker 2: And he would not date a single one of those girls,
- 24:07Speaker 2: which one of them was kind of.
- 24:12Speaker 1: Was she Okay, we're not going to talk about these
- 24:18Speaker 1: women in our opinions of their looks, but I would say,
- 24:23Speaker 1: look it was I would say he wouldn't date any
- 24:28Speaker 1: of them. They wouldn't see any of them and want
- 24:32Speaker 1: to take them.
- 24:33Speaker 2: They were all the opposite of what he said he liked.
- 24:38Speaker 1: The first girl he wouldn't date because he would think, uh,
- 24:41Speaker 1: he wouldn't like her tattoos. I think he would not
- 24:44Speaker 1: like her size. Oh okay, because she was regular size,
- 24:48Speaker 1: but she went super scary. Yeah, she was a regular
- 24:51Speaker 1: size girls, regular size, but to him, uh huh. Second
- 24:54Speaker 1: girl he won't like because of the hair and her Yes.
- 25:00Speaker 1: Third girl he would like when he looked at her,
- 25:03Speaker 1: but he was judging her for the kid, and there
- 25:07Speaker 1: were in her career, so he wouldn't. Yeah, okay. So
- 25:12Speaker 1: Tony goes to meet with Louisa. It looks like they're
- 25:15Speaker 1: at somebody's house and she goes, do you know why
- 25:18Speaker 1: you're here. He goes, looks like we're in somebody's home.
- 25:20Speaker 2: And I love the fast she wore her hair back
- 25:22Speaker 2: like that. She's like, oh, you don't like short hair.
- 25:24Speaker 2: You fits to see all this neck, the neck.
- 25:29Speaker 1: All of it. I'm gonna pull back my stubby little ponies. Yeah,
- 25:32Speaker 1: look at it. And those ear rings she had on
- 25:35Speaker 1: all those were everything. I'm like, I didn't notice the earrings,
- 25:39Speaker 1: but I'm liking her more. Really, what were the earrings?
- 25:41Speaker 2: I didn't like her and they were very bold, they
- 25:45Speaker 2: were gold, they were like from here to here, they
- 25:48Speaker 2: were awesome, Like, uh, but you.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Would have seen them because I always put my hair down.
- 25:51Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, I'm liking them more too. So she goes, well,
- 25:57Speaker 1: we're here for a blind dating experience. I will want
- 26:00Speaker 1: to challenge you to pay attention to more than looks.
- 26:04Speaker 1: He goes, oh gosh, and she goes, you're gonna have
- 26:07Speaker 1: to trust the process, and she shows him this blindfold,
- 26:10Speaker 1: and she goes and the women will also be blindfolded,
- 26:12Speaker 1: so they can't judge you either. You're gonna have a
- 26:15Speaker 1: little bit of time to talk to three different women,
- 26:17Speaker 1: and at the end you can choose one girl to
- 26:21Speaker 1: go on a date with. So he's like, oh god.
- 26:24Speaker 1: So on the talking head, he goes, I don't like
- 26:25Speaker 1: this at all. He goes, I get why she's doing it,
- 26:28Speaker 1: but I don't like it. And the talking head Luisa says,
- 26:32Speaker 1: I created this because if he wants a serious relationship,
- 26:36Speaker 1: he's got to take the physicality out of it, because
- 26:39Speaker 1: it's not going to always be there. Yeah, all right,
- 26:41Speaker 1: girl number one, we're going to go through the girls
- 26:43Speaker 1: one by one. Her name is Lucilla, and she goes
- 26:48Speaker 1: by Lou and he goes, oh, okay, Lucy, and she
- 26:50Speaker 1: goes Lou. He called her Lulu Lulu and she goes, no,
- 26:54Speaker 1: my name is Lou. Don't try to give me a nickname.
- 26:56Speaker 2: We don't already say yeah right, right from the beginning,
- 27:00Speaker 2: he's trying to take control.
- 27:01Speaker 1: I'm going to give you a new name. She has tattoos,
- 27:04Speaker 1: she has long red hair. She feels his head okay,
- 27:10Speaker 1: and she goes, you don't have any hair, and he goes,
- 27:11Speaker 1: no hair, don't care, or long hair, don't care. Right,
- 27:16Speaker 1: we got long hair. What's going on there there? And
- 27:19Speaker 1: she did that's what he likes. And she tells him
- 27:22Speaker 1: and the only thing she tells him she has long hair,
- 27:25Speaker 1: so he kind of like feels her hair. And she
- 27:27Speaker 1: says she's been single for five years, and he goes, oh,
- 27:30Speaker 1: you've been celibate for five years. First of all, what
- 27:33Speaker 1: a thing to say. And that's not what that means.
- 27:36Speaker 1: You could be dating somebody. Yeah, and she's kind of
- 27:40Speaker 1: been in a relationship relationship, and she goes, man, there's
- 27:44Speaker 1: been some stuff in the middle and she left. She says,
- 27:46Speaker 1: you know, normal stuff, and and she goes, you know,
- 27:49Speaker 1: in Brazil, men aren't really into commitment, so women just
- 27:52Speaker 1: go with the flow. And he goes, oh really. He goes, well,
- 27:56Speaker 1: I'm more conservative than that. Now that's my first shut
- 28:00Speaker 1: up Tony, okay, because I've got it in breath. Shut
- 28:03Speaker 1: up Tony. So the talkinghead Lou goes, yeah, I would
- 28:08Speaker 1: rather he have hair, but I'm open to it, like
- 28:11Speaker 1: I'm open to get to know him better. It's all
- 28:12Speaker 1: about the whole package. Lou's got the right attitude. Yeah, yes, yes,
- 28:16Speaker 1: she'd prefer him to have hair. But let's get to
- 28:18Speaker 1: know him. Yeah, that's how it use to me, the
- 28:24Speaker 1: talking head he says about Lou. He goes, she told
- 28:26Speaker 1: me she's not been celibate, and if you're not in
- 28:31Speaker 1: a relationship, you should be celibate.
- 28:34Speaker 2: Oh okay, So that's one thing that's wrong with That's
- 28:36Speaker 2: one thing that's wrong with him.
- 28:37Speaker 1: He needs to get a fucking It's something he needs
- 28:41Speaker 1: to get.
- 28:41Speaker 2: It sucked, he needs to fuck, He needs something he
- 28:43Speaker 2: needs to release.
- 28:44Speaker 1: That is what is wrong with him. Right there, producer says,
- 28:48Speaker 1: how long have you been celibate? Uh huh? Which I
- 28:52Speaker 1: love that producer for saying uh huh. And he laughs
- 28:55Speaker 1: and goes, oh, I don't feel comfortable answering that. So
- 28:57Speaker 1: he's banging girls, but he thinks a woman should not
- 29:01Speaker 1: be having sex if they're not in a relationship. And
- 29:04Speaker 1: I would love to see these women that he's banging.
- 29:08Speaker 1: Oh it's one Coli hoo. I agree, Yeah, I totally agree. Yeah.
- 29:14Speaker 1: Girl number two is spelled like Laylah, but she says Lilah.
- 29:20Speaker 1: She's twenty six, she has medium hair. It's not long,
- 29:24Speaker 1: and she tells him she used to work in digital fashion,
- 29:27Speaker 1: but now she's a full time content creator. Uh, she's
- 29:31Speaker 1: been single since COVID And he says, so, why don't
- 29:34Speaker 1: you have a boyfriend? Oh well, same could be asked
- 29:37Speaker 1: for you, Tony, And she says, Oh, i'd date a round,
- 29:41Speaker 1: but sometimes it's not meant to be. She says, so
- 29:44Speaker 1: what are you right now? Like right now? I got
- 29:46Speaker 1: to get out of here. Yeah, she says, so what
- 29:48Speaker 1: are you looking for? And he goes long hair past
- 29:52Speaker 1: the shoulders? Why would that be the first thing that
- 29:56Speaker 1: you say?
- 29:57Speaker 2: What if she had hair extensions and they were long,
- 30:00Speaker 2: but her hair is really short, then what are you
- 30:02Speaker 2: gonna do?
- 30:03Speaker 1: Probably that third girl has hair extensions, don't you think? Possibly?
- 30:07Speaker 2: But he has no fucking hair and he can't grow
- 30:10Speaker 2: it exactly.
- 30:13Speaker 1: I'm like, you're so fixated. Did I say that right? Fixated?
- 30:19Speaker 1: What did I say? I don't know, fixated?
- 30:22Speaker 2: It was just wrong on hair for a motherfucker who
- 30:25Speaker 2: can't grow any I don't.
- 30:27Speaker 1: Get that at all. It's some a psychologists. A psychologist
- 30:34Speaker 1: needs to break this down for us immediately.
- 30:37Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's just I don't know if he still
- 30:39Speaker 2: has that like I was beat up as a kid,
- 30:42Speaker 2: and it's just looking for perfection and everything, so.
- 30:45Speaker 1: No one can make fun of him, like I've got
- 30:47Speaker 1: this perfect life.
- 30:48Speaker 2: I've got this even though I live in a maybe
- 30:50Speaker 2: apartment that's all white with a little bit of blue decor.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Like he's weird, he's just he's just weird. Yeah, I'd
- 30:57Speaker 1: love to know how they found him to get on
- 30:58Speaker 1: this show. So yeah, he says, he goes, I'm looking
- 31:04Speaker 1: for a woman with long hair past her shoulders, a
- 31:06Speaker 1: woman that exercises, has a little bit of muscle, and
- 31:10Speaker 1: he doesn't. But he doesn't. He doesn't and she goes, okay, interesting. Yeah.
- 31:16Speaker 1: In the talking head, Lillah says he is talking about
- 31:20Speaker 1: physical things, which just tell me he's insecure about himself. True,
- 31:25Speaker 1: and she goes and that's she goes, that's not my
- 31:27Speaker 1: type to what I usually go for, like somebody that
- 31:29Speaker 1: lacks confidence. So they're putting it on me. So she's smart. Yep.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Girl three is Gabriella, long hair, she's gorgeous, and she
- 31:38Speaker 1: says she's a DJ and he goes, oh, really, well
- 31:41Speaker 1: that's a problem because clubs are too loud for me. Well,
- 31:46Speaker 1: you don't have to go to her job. You don't
- 31:48Speaker 1: have to go with her to work.
- 31:49Speaker 2: No, most people don't go with their spouses to work
- 31:54Speaker 2: unless they work together.
- 31:57Speaker 1: And he says, how long have you been single? And
- 31:58Speaker 1: she goes, I've been single about one year. And then
- 32:01Speaker 1: she says do you have kids? Do you like children?
- 32:03Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, yeah, I love kids, and she goes, well,
- 32:05Speaker 1: I have a daughter who's one and a half years old,
- 32:08Speaker 1: and the talking head she goes in the talking head
- 32:11Speaker 1: he goes, I can't believe she has a kid and
- 32:14Speaker 1: is a DJ. You couldn't believe these things, but you
- 32:16Speaker 1: couldn't think these things would go together. That's concerning for me.
- 32:20Speaker 1: He said that like she was a prostitute who was poor.
- 32:24Speaker 1: That is how it's said. I can't believe she's a
- 32:26Speaker 1: prostitute and she's poor. He's such a snob and a
- 32:32Speaker 1: hand he's such a dick. Yeah, And the talking heady goes, yeah,
- 32:37Speaker 1: the whole experience was precarious. Here's where just he always
- 32:42Speaker 1: uses these big words that make no sense. Yeah, And
- 32:44Speaker 1: he goes, I feel disappointed, and I'm begin to wonder
- 32:48Speaker 1: if this is all a waste of time. Okay, well,
- 32:50Speaker 1: you're going to will, so just go to the beach. Okay,
- 32:55Speaker 1: let's move on to Sarah in Houston, and Sarah and
- 33:01Speaker 1: her mom Kitty. You gotta love a you gotta love
- 33:04Speaker 1: a kitty from Houston. We have a lot of kiddies
- 33:07Speaker 1: in Houston. It's interest. I don't know why. It's yeah,
- 33:12Speaker 1: there's yeah, there's always yeah, very weird. So she's going
- 33:17Speaker 1: They're going to meet with Dolly and it's Dolly and Kitty,
- 33:20Speaker 1: and so she says, uh. So she's in the car,
- 33:23Speaker 1: she's telling her mom about Freddy and she goes, yeah,
- 33:26Speaker 1: but I mean, I think you know he's great, but
- 33:30Speaker 1: I think you know he was young. He likes stability
- 33:33Speaker 1: and success now, believe it or not, Kisha, and this
- 33:36Speaker 1: is gonna blow everybody's mind. Randomly on TV when I
- 33:40Speaker 1: couldn't find something to watch, I don't know when. It
- 33:42Speaker 1: was probably Tuesday night because that's when blow Deck comes
- 33:45Speaker 1: on and I don't fuck with blow Deck. I do sometimes,
- 33:48Speaker 1: but not generally. I probably flipped it over to match Me.
- 33:53Speaker 1: They were running a rerun of Matching Me Abroad, but
- 33:55Speaker 1: it was this It was this episode, but it was
- 33:57Speaker 1: more to love with the bonus things. Oh okay. Kimberly
- 34:02Speaker 1: always watches like ninety Day More to Love with the
- 34:05Speaker 1: bonus scenes and then tells me, okay they are I
- 34:08Speaker 1: can't find them, and I'm like, I don't want to
- 34:10Speaker 1: watch a two hour show just to find the four
- 34:12Speaker 1: bonus scenes, right, just give me the bonus scenes. So
- 34:16Speaker 1: he they go to this. You remember when they went in,
- 34:19Speaker 1: they were in those all those little booths were all
- 34:21Speaker 1: those artists. Yeah, he had a whole booth, a whole
- 34:26Speaker 1: little store.
- 34:26Speaker 2: That was his stuff, that was his art What didn't
- 34:30Speaker 2: they show that?
- 34:31Speaker 1: And they went in and they discussed it at length.
- 34:36Speaker 1: It was so you could see why I fear that
- 34:38Speaker 1: she would be like, oh, he's actually very interesting. So
- 34:41Speaker 1: his stuff was very it seems like very Asian culture,
- 34:47Speaker 1: like anime almost right. Yeah, what it was was it
- 34:50Speaker 1: was all these different figurines, like molded plastic and paintings
- 34:55Speaker 1: and all of this same hamster. Okay, and hey, we
- 35:00Speaker 1: did say something with a hamster, because she goes, hamsters
- 35:03Speaker 1: are cute. Hamsters are cute. But then he had like
- 35:06Speaker 1: some of them, he had the teeth jagged drawn on them. Okay, okay,
- 35:10Speaker 1: and some of them have like you know, blood coming
- 35:13Speaker 1: from their eyes. Okay, then and then some of the
- 35:15Speaker 1: drawings that look super crazy. But it was a whole
- 35:20Speaker 1: scene of them looking at all of his art and
- 35:24Speaker 1: discussing it and him going, well, the meaning of this is, yes,
- 35:28Speaker 1: the hamster is very cute, but just like people like,
- 35:31Speaker 1: is very complex, and this one has the feeling of
- 35:33Speaker 1: the da da da da, and it's like the mother
- 35:36Speaker 1: is behind him and he's the feeling of the dread
- 35:38Speaker 1: of the mother. It was like a whole thing. So
- 35:41Speaker 1: she's like, wow, okay, like so she really kind of
- 35:44Speaker 1: got it. It was interesting. So I'll say this, we
- 35:47Speaker 1: don't want to kill her hamster in my house, but okay, yeah, no, no, no,
- 35:51Speaker 1: no no.
- 35:52Speaker 2: When she's describing everything to her mom, she's still very
- 35:57Speaker 2: respectful even though he totally not her type. So she
- 36:03Speaker 2: I really like her.
- 36:05Speaker 1: Sometimes she says stuff and like, but she seems to
- 36:07Speaker 1: be a really nice person overall. Her mother race fashion choices.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Her mother raised her correctly to be polite. I agree,
- 36:14Speaker 1: her fashion choices not so much.
- 36:17Speaker 2: She needs to watch, you know, dressing forty and over
- 36:20Speaker 2: with Keisha, even though she's not forty and over.
- 36:23Speaker 1: But like those stick.
- 36:24Speaker 2: Soled shoes that she wears with the dress the bucket
- 36:28Speaker 2: had with the LV all over, which I doubt was real.
- 36:31Speaker 1: But she's just really nice because she was not into
- 36:34Speaker 1: this guy.
- 36:35Speaker 2: And if she had said bad things about him, I
- 36:37Speaker 2: would have been Okay, I know, yeah, I see what
- 36:40Speaker 2: you're saying.
- 36:40Speaker 1: But she was nice. She seems that he was cute.
- 36:43Speaker 1: I think all her I think all her shit is real.
- 36:47Speaker 1: I think I think she comes from money, and I
- 36:50Speaker 1: think she's had a lot of rich boyfriends. And this
- 36:52Speaker 1: bucket house are only like five hundred dollars. Believe Pam
- 36:54Speaker 1: looked into it. Yeah, I would.
- 36:56Speaker 2: I love to believe aton, but I would not buy
- 36:59Speaker 2: a five hundred dollars Louis Vuitton bucket hat.
- 37:02Speaker 1: I have a Prada bucket hat, and I can't you
- 37:06Speaker 1: wearing a bucket hat. Oh, I got it in my mind.
- 37:09Speaker 1: It's blue, but it's like nylon and it's got this
- 37:12Speaker 1: tiny little Prada on it. I wouldn't get something with
- 37:14Speaker 1: the label all over it. It is like it's really
- 37:17Speaker 1: like to protect from the ring because it's like nylon.
- 37:20Speaker 1: It's so cute. But I and when I put it on,
- 37:23Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm the cutest person in the world. Nobody
- 37:25Speaker 1: can tell me I'm not. And then I put it on.
- 37:27Speaker 1: I'm like, where's this girl going? Who does this girl
- 37:30Speaker 1: thinks she is? This girl needs to put this in
- 37:32Speaker 1: the closet for display. So I'll tell you what. So
- 37:36Speaker 1: you're not doing anything with it, you can always send
- 37:40Speaker 1: it to me. I'm just saying I think it's at
- 37:48Speaker 1: the beach. I think it's at the beach. I say,
- 37:50Speaker 1: I put it on for you and take a picture.
- 37:51Speaker 1: But when I get to the yeah, yes, pa, And
- 37:56Speaker 1: literally I got it off the real reel. I think
- 37:57Speaker 1: it was like a couple hundred dollars and I tried
- 38:00Speaker 1: one on this this particular product bucket app when we
- 38:03Speaker 1: were in London, and I was like, if I ever
- 38:05Speaker 1: see one on the real reel, that's two hundred or less,
- 38:08Speaker 1: I'll get it. And then there was one and I
- 38:10Speaker 1: got it, and I think I was like half drunk
- 38:13Speaker 1: on wine. It was like, this is so cute, bye,
- 38:16Speaker 1: And then it came on. I was like, why did
- 38:17Speaker 1: I think it's this cute? On me? Stupid? See you
- 38:20Speaker 1: with the hat on? Yeah? And also I've never seen
- 38:23Speaker 1: a hat on. Oh. I wear a lot of baseball
- 38:25Speaker 1: hats I don't look at hats, okay, So like Dave
- 38:31Speaker 1: like my husband, So okay, So they go to the
- 38:38Speaker 1: Durian market. Durian is Singapore's national fruit. I know a
- 38:41Speaker 1: lot about Durian because I have this weird ex boyfriend
- 38:47Speaker 1: who I think as a cult leader in Bali and
- 38:52Speaker 1: he like left the United States and like doesn't speak
- 38:55Speaker 1: to his kids. It's crazy, and walks around in a
- 38:58Speaker 1: sarong and things like lives on air for a week
- 39:02Speaker 1: and yeah, that's very cult, like it does yoga twenty
- 39:05Speaker 1: four seven and takes himself in the forest to live
- 39:08Speaker 1: on rain drops and you know, man but yais Yeah,
- 39:15Speaker 1: he one time years ago posted all about the Durian
- 39:19Speaker 1: and how it's it's dury and season and it's so
- 39:22Speaker 1: delicious and it's an aphrodisiac and it's all these wonderful things. Okay. Also,
- 39:28Speaker 1: James and Tata on they're also in Indonesia. Bali is
- 39:33Speaker 1: in We're also very into the Durian And she made
- 39:37Speaker 1: him try it and he like vomited. Apparently it literally
- 39:41Speaker 1: you open it up and apparently it literally smells like
- 39:45Speaker 1: rotting flesh. They it smells like a dog that had died.
- 39:49Speaker 1: On the side of the road people, and she says that, oh,
- 39:53Speaker 1: it really smells like yeah, people say that it if
- 39:57Speaker 1: you could get past the smell, it is like the
- 40:00Speaker 1: best fruit in the world for you, like medically. And
- 40:05Speaker 1: James when he ate it, when Tata made him eat it,
- 40:07Speaker 1: not only was he like gag literally gagging and vomiting
- 40:11Speaker 1: from the spell of it, Like literally he went outside
- 40:13Speaker 1: and vomited. He said that the texture of it is
- 40:17Speaker 1: so disgusting. But she, I gotta say once again, you
- 40:24Speaker 1: can't judge a book by its cover, because you can't
- 40:26Speaker 1: you think that she would be like, no fucking way
- 40:28Speaker 1: am I eating this rotting flesh yep, latinous bullshit. But
- 40:32Speaker 1: she was like, I'll try it.
- 40:35Speaker 2: She's I mean, she's a nice girl. Look, there's nothing
- 40:38Speaker 2: wrong with liking nice, expensive things.
- 40:41Speaker 1: And I think people think if you like that.
- 40:44Speaker 2: Lifestyle, you must be an asshole, you must be a stoughty.
- 40:47Speaker 2: But you know, snoba bitch, But there's nothing wrong with
- 40:51Speaker 2: I like what I like. It doesn't mean you're a
- 40:53Speaker 2: horrible person. Case in point with Sarah, She's like, it's.
- 40:57Speaker 1: Really not She's sweet. I think she's sweet, and she
- 41:00Speaker 1: makes a lot of good points about how she doesn't
- 41:01Speaker 1: have to settle and she should just have to settle. Yeah. No,
- 41:07Speaker 1: So Sarah and Kitty try the jury and they aren't
- 41:10Speaker 1: too disgusted. In the talking head, she goes, I mean
- 41:12Speaker 1: it's kind of grows, but it's better than frog. There
- 41:17Speaker 1: you go.
- 41:18Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably have to agree with her because I
- 41:20Speaker 2: would rather try that fruit than that frog and his
- 41:24Speaker 2: taphole body and his legs and eyes and skin.
- 41:27Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna eat the rest of the day.
- 41:31Speaker 2: Stop, you're not going to throw up right now. During
- 41:34Speaker 2: the pot she was she was gagging. Yeah, okay, if
- 41:38Speaker 2: you're watching this on YouTube, as you should be, she's
- 41:41Speaker 2: s gagging.
- 41:43Speaker 1: You got it together. I'm sweating a little bit now.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Think about the fruit. Think about the fruit. Think about
- 41:48Speaker 1: the fruit that tastes like rotting flesh. No, thank you,
- 41:51Speaker 1: it doesn't taste like rotting flesh. It smells like it. Really,
- 41:55Speaker 1: my other started running. I got disgusted. Okay, I should
- 41:58Speaker 1: to pull it together right now. So she tells Dolly
- 42:05Speaker 1: about eating the frog porridge in the Red Light District
- 42:08Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, okay, Dolly didn't say that's inappropriate
- 42:12Speaker 1: for a date. I'll talk to him about it, you know.
- 42:14Speaker 1: She doesn't say that. She goes, how is the porridge?
- 42:17Speaker 1: And she says it tasted like chicken? And she goes,
- 42:20Speaker 1: but you know, here's the thing. He's very nice, but
- 42:23Speaker 1: he's not as established as the men I'm used to dating.
- 42:27Speaker 1: I'm drawn to guys who make me feel secure, like
- 42:32Speaker 1: my father. And she goes, you want a man to
- 42:34Speaker 1: make you feel safe, and she says right, And she says,
- 42:36Speaker 1: I grew up in a very traditional and stable life
- 42:40Speaker 1: and that's what I want and I shouldn't have to sacrifice.
- 42:43Speaker 1: She says, I can provide all this for myself, but
- 42:46Speaker 1: I would also like a man that could provide it
- 42:47Speaker 1: for me as well. And I think that that's a
- 42:50Speaker 1: good point. She's not like, I'm broken, I need a
- 42:52Speaker 1: man to buy me Louis. Yeah. Yeah, She's like, I
- 42:55Speaker 1: can afford all this myself. Yeah, but I want somebody
- 42:58Speaker 1: on my level.
- 43:00Speaker 2: I need to find like her on Instagram so I
- 43:05Speaker 2: could like check out her store, her.
- 43:08Speaker 1: Movie Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because bitch, how much are
- 43:12Speaker 1: you selling it for? Yeah? Maybe she's maybe it's like
- 43:14Speaker 1: a Meredith Marks. Maybe it's like super expensive yaybe, And
- 43:19Speaker 1: she says, you know, I should be able to I
- 43:21Speaker 1: should be able to have that, and Dolly says, so
- 43:25Speaker 1: every time I see you, you're covered in brands. And
- 43:28Speaker 1: now the way they made this look on the previous
- 43:30Speaker 1: was Dolly was being an asshole, but I didn't feel
- 43:31Speaker 1: like she rights. She says, do you want a man
- 43:36Speaker 1: that can keep you like this? And she goes, I
- 43:40Speaker 1: need a man that can be can keep me on
- 43:42Speaker 1: a comfortable level. She it doesn't have to be a
- 43:45Speaker 1: luxury lifestyle, but I'm used to nice things and I
- 43:47Speaker 1: can actually afford them myself. Yeah, And the mother says,
- 43:51Speaker 1: but are you into compromising at all? And probably the
- 43:55Speaker 1: mom was like, we've been in Houston and it's been
- 43:57Speaker 1: the greatest guy ever. But he works at the Verizon
- 43:59Speaker 1: store and that's not good enough for you. You know.
- 44:02Speaker 1: The mom's probably like we met or some really nice
- 44:04Speaker 1: guys that just have a regular desk job, and she
- 44:06Speaker 1: doesn't like those guys. You know, I get it. And
- 44:10Speaker 1: Sarah says, yeah, yes, I will compromise, but at this age,
- 44:14Speaker 1: I don't think I have to. And maybe I'll compromise
- 44:16Speaker 1: five years down the road. I mean, I don't see
- 44:19Speaker 1: anything wrong with that. I really don't. I really don't either.
- 44:23Speaker 1: Now I don't think I would, but I didn't feel
- 44:27Speaker 1: that way. Then maybe we're not seeing something. Maybe she's saying, no,
- 44:30Speaker 1: I actually only died a millionaire. I needed to be
- 44:33Speaker 1: ten years older than me because I have daddy issues.
- 44:35Speaker 1: I need a man that could take me on a
- 44:36Speaker 1: yacht every weekend. But we don't hear her saying that.
- 44:39Speaker 1: We just hear her saying I need somebody on my
- 44:40Speaker 1: same level.
- 44:42Speaker 2: And I think if she were saying the things that
- 44:44Speaker 2: you just mentioned, they would have included that in there.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's because they're certainly not sugarcoating Tony. Oh no,
- 44:53Speaker 1: how could they. He hadn't said one decent thing yet. No,
- 44:57Speaker 1: I mean with him, I mean, you could throw sugar
- 45:00Speaker 1: her own shit. It's still shit, gross, Keisha, Okay, I'm
- 45:03Speaker 1: gonna make her throw up this. That's disgusting. Sorry, Well,
- 45:07Speaker 1: it's true.
- 45:08Speaker 2: I mean, he's a shitty person no matter how you
- 45:11Speaker 2: spin it, he just is.
- 45:12Speaker 1: It's just too bad. God, I bet he's getting a
- 45:14Speaker 1: lot of hate, a lot, you think. Okay, let's move
- 45:21Speaker 1: on to Monica. Oh, Monica, Monica, this episode, Monica, you
- 45:28Speaker 1: can tell you haven't been dating for twenty years because
- 45:31Speaker 1: you don't know how to do it. Nope, you're on
- 45:35Speaker 1: a dating show. You're supposed to be dating multiple people,
- 45:38Speaker 1: and you don't need to give the details to any
- 45:41Speaker 1: of them. Now, please remind me, because I did miss
- 45:45Speaker 1: an episode or two when I was sick. I watched
- 45:47Speaker 1: them because I didn't take notes. It didn't retain. Did
- 45:50Speaker 1: Bernardo say he's okay with not having children?
- 45:53Speaker 2: Yes, Like once she said that she didn't want to
- 45:56Speaker 2: have kids, He's like, well, you know, baby.
- 46:00Speaker 1: Said I can do or do without having kids. It's okay, Okay, Well,
- 46:04Speaker 1: Bruno I said flat out I don't give a shit
- 46:06Speaker 1: about having kids, which is better than I kind of
- 46:09Speaker 1: don't care.
- 46:10Speaker 2: Because with the kind of don't care could mean you
- 46:14Speaker 2: get married, you're with them a couple of years, you're like,
- 46:16Speaker 2: something's missing.
- 46:17Speaker 1: I want to have a baby. Yeah, And now at
- 46:19Speaker 1: this point she's forty five and she's like, it's not happening.
- 46:23Speaker 1: You know, a miracle baby could head. Yeah, just never know.
- 46:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I woul't want to be starting at that age.
- 46:29Speaker 1: I wouldn't either. Okay. So Monica so she's got a
- 46:34Speaker 1: date with Bruno. It's the guy that she saw the
- 46:36Speaker 1: video of when she was at home. But she's been
- 46:38Speaker 1: talking to Bernardo every day, right, every day? Is it
- 46:43Speaker 1: five days? Is it twelve days? Is it three weeks?
- 46:46Speaker 1: Does every day you had one day and you talk
- 46:48Speaker 1: to them the next day. We don't know. Yeah, she
- 46:51Speaker 1: says she's nervous about liking two guys at once, to
- 46:54Speaker 1: which I say, what the fuck are you wearing? Girl?
- 46:56Speaker 1: She is in a red crop top, pigtails, bike shorts,
- 47:01Speaker 1: red sneakers, and a fanny pack.
- 47:03Speaker 2: I could have done with everything except for the two ponytails.
- 47:08Speaker 1: I didn't get it at all.
- 47:11Speaker 2: I mean, maybe it's because she knew she was going
- 47:13Speaker 2: rollerblading and she had to wear a helmet. Well, she
- 47:16Speaker 2: need needed to grab a hold of something, so she's like, well,
- 47:18Speaker 2: grab hold of my hair, like.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Pull myself if I'm going too far this way like that. Yeah.
- 47:24Speaker 1: I didn't get that at all. I'm like why?
- 47:26Speaker 2: And then they were kind of lot They weren't like
- 47:29Speaker 2: straight down the middle.
- 47:30Speaker 1: It's kind of slinch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how are you doing?
- 47:33Speaker 2: And why did she keep going on dates that have
- 47:37Speaker 2: to do with like exercise, because.
- 47:40Speaker 1: She's because she's sporty and she has told her that
- 47:42Speaker 1: she likes to go on dates where she's moving and
- 47:44Speaker 1: she's active. I'm like, just take me to dinner and
- 47:46Speaker 1: give me a nice cust of line. Okay, that's what
- 47:48Speaker 1: I need. That's what I need.
- 47:49Speaker 2: And we could like walk around the park, but this
- 47:55Speaker 2: right here, that would have been a hell no, meet
- 47:57Speaker 2: me when you're done.
- 47:59Speaker 1: So she's going rollerblading, So I guess she decided to
- 48:03Speaker 1: like theme it up for the thing. So she calls
- 48:06Speaker 1: her mom and her daughter and they all laugh about, like,
- 48:09Speaker 1: oh my god, you're going rollerblading. So and the talking
- 48:12Speaker 1: head Louisa says Bernardo was a great match for her
- 48:16Speaker 1: for Monica, for her first did but overall, Bruno is
- 48:20Speaker 1: a better match because he's very firm in what he wants.
- 48:23Speaker 1: And I'm very excited for them to meet and hopefully
- 48:25Speaker 1: start a relationship. I think she's trying to like, let
- 48:27Speaker 1: me show you Bernardo, yes, who's good looking but doesn't
- 48:31Speaker 1: want kids. M h. And I think it backfired on Louisa.
- 48:38Speaker 2: I think it did too, And she's most definitely not
- 48:42Speaker 2: following Louisa's rules.
- 48:43Speaker 1: No no, no no. So they meet. She meets up
- 48:47Speaker 1: with Bruno and they hug and they kiss on the
- 48:49Speaker 1: cheek or whatever, and he's like.
- 48:52Speaker 2: He's the green car person. It just he's the one.
- 48:57Speaker 2: He was doing too much of this.
- 49:00Speaker 1: That was weird. He was doing too much of this,
- 49:02Speaker 1: and he was doing too much as something else.
- 49:04Speaker 2: I'm like, this motherfucker wants a green car. I just
- 49:08Speaker 2: the more we went on the date, I'm like, he
- 49:09Speaker 2: wants a green car.
- 49:11Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the interesting Okay, so he's like, have you
- 49:16Speaker 1: experienced rollerblading? She says no, And the talking head he says,
- 49:19Speaker 1: she's very pretty and small, which I like, and I
- 49:23Speaker 1: like her smile, and I'm really nervous. I've never dated
- 49:26Speaker 1: an American before, but when I saw her, she sort
- 49:29Speaker 1: of calmed me down. She is a silver sister.
- 49:33Speaker 2: First season of ninety Day Fiance, when Darcy was on there,
- 49:37Speaker 2: you're so right. You cannot tell me they're not related.
- 49:40Speaker 2: Even the voice, the behavior.
- 49:43Speaker 1: The screaming of that screaming, crying, the screaming, the crying,
- 49:49Speaker 1: the over the top. She doesn't do a lot of
- 49:51Speaker 1: like snatched to manifest She doesn't do that. No, not that, no.
- 49:55Speaker 1: But between her and Amber and Ireland, you would have
- 50:00Speaker 1: have to go and get ear replacement surgery after being
- 50:05Speaker 1: around them screaming, yeah, I really in my old age,
- 50:11Speaker 1: I really can't take loud. I really can't take loud.
- 50:14Speaker 1: And they are both so.
- 50:16Speaker 2: Loud unnecessarily, like if there's something exciting going on, yeah,
- 50:22Speaker 2: and you're loud for a moment, and like we're all
- 50:24Speaker 2: yeah for any given situation.
- 50:28Speaker 1: They are screaming, and I just don't. I'm like you.
- 50:32Speaker 2: It bothers my soul right now to hear all that
- 50:35Speaker 2: goddamn screaming scream.
- 50:38Speaker 1: She puts the helmet on backwards and she scream laughs
- 50:41Speaker 1: about that. It wasn't that fucking funny. It just was.
- 50:45Speaker 1: It was a little funny. It was funny, but not
- 50:47Speaker 1: for the screaming. So then he helps her put her
- 50:49Speaker 1: rollerblades on and her talking to hed she goes, oh
- 50:52Speaker 1: my god, it's like a Cinderella moment, him helping me
- 50:55Speaker 1: put on my rollerblades. I've got the butterflies. And Louisa
- 50:58Speaker 1: warned to be about kissing on the first so I
- 51:00Speaker 1: need to get my emotion in check.
- 51:02Speaker 2: He helped you with your rollerblades because he thought you
- 51:04Speaker 2: were gonna put him on back or it's like you
- 51:05Speaker 2: did the helmet.
- 51:07Speaker 1: And you're already thinking about kissing him. It's been eight minutes. Girl.
- 51:10Speaker 1: You don't even know how this guy smells. You don't
- 51:13Speaker 1: know what kind of teeth he has.
- 51:14Speaker 2: At this point, there's like a lot of stuff that
- 51:17Speaker 2: you need to still see.
- 51:18Speaker 1: Like that you like him. What's his personality? What's his job? Okay?
- 51:24Speaker 1: So he says, So she says, what's your job? And
- 51:27Speaker 1: he says, I'm a business consultant? Red flag? Yeah, get specific.
- 51:33Speaker 1: If you're not specific, If you're saying I'm a consultant,
- 51:35Speaker 1: we don't believe you. We've seen it one too many times.
- 51:39Speaker 1: And he's a journalist? Does that mean he writes a substack?
- 51:43Speaker 1: What is being a journalist mean? Is he is he
- 51:45Speaker 1: on air? Does he write for a newspaper? Which one
- 51:49Speaker 1: is it?
- 51:49Speaker 2: Because you said you were a business consultant, but then
- 51:51Speaker 2: you go, but then I'm a journalist, Well, which one
- 51:53Speaker 2: is it?
- 51:54Speaker 1: Do you journal? Do you are your journalists for business consulting?
- 51:59Speaker 1: What what is it? So your business consult other journalists?
- 52:04Speaker 1: Like I said green card, h, I think you're right.
- 52:09Speaker 1: So she says that she has a daughter, and she goes,
- 52:12Speaker 1: do you want to guess how old my daughter? Is
- 52:14Speaker 1: because she's fishing for a compliment here, of course she is.
- 52:17Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, I guess ten years old, and
- 52:18Speaker 1: she goes, no, she's twenty one. He's like what, I
- 52:20Speaker 1: can't believe he looks so young. So they roller blade,
- 52:23Speaker 1: she screamed, laughs some more and he says he's forty.
- 52:27Speaker 1: She says she's forty one. And they have a little
- 52:31Speaker 1: bit of like a language issue, but he says, do
- 52:33Speaker 1: you want to go for more? He means children, and
- 52:38Speaker 1: she goes rollerblading yeah, and she goes, wait children, No, no,
- 52:42Speaker 1: I don't want to want children. And she goes no, no, no, no, no
- 52:46Speaker 1: more children. And then she goes, is that like a
- 52:48Speaker 1: problem and you want children? He goes, no, I'm looking
- 52:50Speaker 1: for a woman, not for a mom of my child.
- 52:53Speaker 1: I'm only looking for love. And this is where I
- 52:56Speaker 1: think you're right, Keisha. I'm looking for a woman to
- 53:00Speaker 1: take me to the United States. M hm, yep, all right.
- 53:04Speaker 1: So they go to a street market. They do a
- 53:05Speaker 1: selfiew talking head. She says, I'm conflicted because I like
- 53:10Speaker 1: both guys and that's really not in my character to
- 53:12Speaker 1: be day and two minut once. It's really hard. So
- 53:16Speaker 1: they eat some street food and she says, oh, this
- 53:19Speaker 1: reminds me of an Ampanada. I don't know. They talk a
- 53:21Speaker 1: lot about the food. We didn't need it. And she says, so,
- 53:24Speaker 1: I want to thank you for that video that you sent,
- 53:27Speaker 1: because he says, you're really looking for a relationship, and
- 53:31Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, I am. And I was very excited
- 53:35Speaker 1: and nervous and curious to meet you and know more
- 53:37Speaker 1: about you. And I'm really liking this date and I
- 53:40Speaker 1: want more. And she's like, well, you're so cute and
- 53:45Speaker 1: I really like you. And he set that video to
- 53:49Speaker 1: twenty four other American women. She said, Louisa, send it
- 53:53Speaker 1: far and wide. I'll also say I'll also take England.
- 53:58Speaker 1: That's why he didn't say any name. He didn't say hi, monic.
- 54:02Speaker 1: That's all exactly. And she says, oh, Bruno, what will
- 54:07Speaker 1: I do with you? And he does like a cute
- 54:10Speaker 1: heart like this. I can't and she goes, oh my god.
- 54:14Speaker 1: She screams I can't do the screaming because it blows
- 54:17Speaker 1: out the microphone. You can understand. She screams yeah, and
- 54:22Speaker 1: he goes, no, I don't mean sex, I mean love,
- 54:26Speaker 1: and then they fully camera in the face like Amber
- 54:30Speaker 1: and Keegan go to town on the make and I
- 54:35Speaker 1: was tongue and it's so close. I was totally disgusted.
- 54:39Speaker 2: I was like, we just need that no while they
- 54:42Speaker 2: close up, like I don't want to see this person's
- 54:44Speaker 2: tongue and they're all sweaty from rollerblading.
- 54:47Speaker 1: And they were just eating like the yes, I'm like,
- 54:52Speaker 1: oh God, like this is too much, too much. So
- 54:57Speaker 1: he says, do you want to go with me tomorrow?
- 54:58Speaker 1: Do you want to go and eat with me tomorrow?
- 55:00Speaker 1: And she goes, I'm not sure my plans, but yeah,
- 55:04Speaker 1: i'd like to see you again. And she goes, I
- 55:08Speaker 1: just I just don't know. I just don't know. And
- 55:10Speaker 1: he goes, oh about what, and she was, I just
- 55:12Speaker 1: don't know about a lot of things. And he goes,
- 55:14Speaker 1: is it the distance? She goes, yeah, it's the distance.
- 55:19Speaker 2: But if you give me a green card, you don't
- 55:20Speaker 2: have to worry about that distance because she is right
- 55:23Speaker 2: there in America with you.
- 55:24Speaker 1: She was and of other people I've met, I just
- 55:27Speaker 1: have a lot to think about. And they make out
- 55:28Speaker 1: a little bit again and he says, you are so
- 55:32Speaker 1: beautiful and I hope I will see you tomorrow again.
- 55:37Speaker 2: She don't know how to be a player. She has
- 55:40Speaker 2: no playerism in her at all. Girl, you don't let
- 55:44Speaker 2: one know what you're doing with the other one. You
- 55:46Speaker 2: don't even let that one know there is another one,
- 55:48Speaker 2: like you're on a dating show.
- 55:51Speaker 1: So she's got to be going down on day. She
- 55:53Speaker 1: should have consulted with Louisa before this next stupid behavior. Okay,
- 55:58Speaker 1: but Luisa said, well that's true. Yeah, the talking head.
- 56:02Speaker 1: She goes, he's such a good kisser, and it feels
- 56:05Speaker 1: like he really wants me and likes me. That's all
- 56:09Speaker 1: she wants. She wants to be wanted. So maybe maybe
- 56:13Speaker 1: Bernardo is a little more of a challenge and she
- 56:15Speaker 1: doesn't feel it as much like he wants her as much.
- 56:19Speaker 1: I don't know, did she She made out with Bernardo too, right, Yeah? Yeah,
- 56:24Speaker 1: not not like that, Okay, not like that, but yeah
- 56:29Speaker 1: she was. I just I just feel bad about Bernardo
- 56:32Speaker 1: because Luisa told me not to kiss him, and then
- 56:35Speaker 1: I couldn't help myself and I was set on Bernardo,
- 56:38Speaker 1: and now I have two amazing candidates. How does it happen?
- 56:42Speaker 1: This is horrible. This is the worst case scenario. I mean,
- 56:45Speaker 1: it's a good problem to have, but somebody's gonna get hurt.
- 56:49Speaker 1: Well when I tell you, oh, you're hurt, this man
- 56:53Speaker 1: don't care, don't know.
- 56:55Speaker 2: She's feeling like this, and like these men will have
- 56:58Speaker 2: a whole wife, food side chicks, a chicken, another country,
- 57:03Speaker 2: a baby mama, and another girl pregnant.
- 57:06Speaker 1: They you of zero folks and you're worthy.
- 57:08Speaker 2: Because you just went out on two days with two
- 57:11Speaker 2: different guys. Girl be so for real right now, and
- 57:15Speaker 2: like she is tearing her up inside.
- 57:18Speaker 1: She is devastated with her whole behavior. So she's whole
- 57:24Speaker 1: behavior and you just kissed it, just made out a
- 57:27Speaker 1: couple of times. So in public, in her room, she's
- 57:31Speaker 1: telling production, she's I just feel so bad. You know,
- 57:34Speaker 1: I have feelings for Bernardo, but Bruno he's also awesome.
- 57:38Speaker 1: I've never been in this position before, and somebody's gonna
- 57:41Speaker 1: get hurt. And if I say yes to going out
- 57:44Speaker 1: with Bruno again, I would feel like I'm not being
- 57:47Speaker 1: true to Bernardo. It feels like you're not his girlfriend.
- 57:50Speaker 1: It feels like cheating and it's not. I feel obligation
- 57:54Speaker 1: and responsibility towards Bernardo. I have to be clear and transparent.
- 58:00Speaker 2: When she picked up that phone to call him. I said, this,
- 58:02Speaker 2: dumb bitch, why would you do that? Like you were
- 58:06Speaker 2: only like you went on one date with each of
- 58:11Speaker 2: these guys.
- 58:12Speaker 1: Right one date and texting friends with Bernardo.
- 58:18Speaker 2: I was like, man, she needs like a dating coach
- 58:20Speaker 2: because bad this I mean, and we look, we would
- 58:24Speaker 2: have been with our partners for ever in a day
- 58:27Speaker 2: and we know better than not to do this shit.
- 58:30Speaker 1: Yeah, just because we watched so many shows and it's
- 58:34Speaker 1: just crazy. So she calls Bernardo and she's like hi.
- 58:39Speaker 1: He goes, Hi, what's going on. She's like and he goes,
- 58:44Speaker 1: what's happening? And she goes, well, you just listen to
- 58:46Speaker 1: me talk for just a minute. He goes, we do
- 58:49Speaker 1: have Yeah. She goes, I had a good date to date.
- 58:53Speaker 1: It was fun but a good time and we spent
- 58:56Speaker 1: time talking and I like him too, and I kissed
- 59:00Speaker 1: him a couple of times.
- 59:05Speaker 2: What are you tell her why? I'm trying to understand
- 59:12Speaker 2: why she's so hurt and so bothered and so scared.
- 59:15Speaker 2: Like literally, she could go on a second date with
- 59:18Speaker 2: either one of the like, oh, this guy's discussing any
- 59:20Speaker 2: books right one date one day, and maybe you make
- 59:24Speaker 2: She doesn't need to kiss on the first aid Luisa's
- 59:26Speaker 2: right because she falls in love.
- 59:29Speaker 1: No, she don't need to do it. She's like Sonali
- 59:31Speaker 1: on The Virgins, I fall in love.
- 59:33Speaker 2: Yeah, kiss like at first, it's like Luisa, shut up,
- 59:37Speaker 2: now I get it.
- 59:38Speaker 1: Now you're you're right yes, And he goes, well, what
- 59:44Speaker 1: can I say, because he's probably like, what can I say?
- 59:47Speaker 1: I had a date yesterday as well, and I banged
- 59:49Speaker 1: that from all six face to Sunday. I mean, so
- 59:53Speaker 1: she's like, oh, she starts bawling crying. I was like,
- 59:57Speaker 1: mm hmm, get out of here, okay next time. On
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: Harold and Amber do more sight seeing and he says,
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: I think she's into me. She's second date. He goes,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: I'm feeling warped them from her and as they're like
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: joking around, they do a quick kiss on the lips.
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: Well she went to kiss him on the cheek and Harold, oh,
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: I didn't see that her look that She's like.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: They kiss and they laughed about it. It made me happy.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: That's good. Amber of Ireland. Amber goes on a date
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: with a cute irishman and flirts and acts crazy. This
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: guy's hot.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: He's I mean, he's got he's a cute in a face.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: He's got booty, he's dressed mice.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: She's screaming about his booty. Wow, we're gonna see that booty. Whoo.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: She's screaming about it, playing a.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: Shit cool like come on, like, but you know what,
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: I'll give it to Amber. She does show her crazy
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: right up front.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: And she's willing to just date date, date, date and not.
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: She did go on that date with Keegan, make out
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: with him, and to start crying and say, I went
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: to somebody's murderer for arm yesterday. I feel so bad
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: about it. And I ate his shit tea. I drank
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: this shit tea. Yeah, oh did you see that episode
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: with the shit tea? I saw it. Yeah, I saw
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: the episode, just didn't Yeah, obviously taken in, So okay.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: So this guy then goes, do you wanna do you
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: want to come home with me? My mom is making
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: an Irish stew, So probably she's going to be grossed
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: out because his mom is making Irish stew. Because these
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: guys all live with their moms. I mean, I don't
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: care who you live with. I'll take the Irish stew.
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: I mean it probably sounds good. So try I got
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: a lot of potatoes in it. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: O Yuh.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Tony meets with Louisa and she goes, Tony, I do
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: and I think you were that open to the process,
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: and if everything is a deal breaker, I don't think
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: you'll find someone, which is a great point. Everything is
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: a deal breaker with him. Yep, mm hmm yep. Now
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: here's where Tony again is using his He's got the
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: toilet paper with the word of the day on it,
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: or he's got a flip calendar where he learns a
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: new word every day and then he stares at himself
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: in the mirror and uses it and sentences he says
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: when she makes derogatory terms like I'm difficult. Okay, this
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: is what he said. This is forbadim when she makes
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: derogatory term. No, that what you shays when she says
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: derogatory terms. But he says, when she makes derogatory terms
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: like I'm difficult, it is deterring. None of that.
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: I even I know better than that, and I struggle
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: with the English language all day every.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: Day, but I know that was inaccurate. I'm like, that's
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: not he could have said. It's deterring to me when
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: she makes derogatory terms. It's deterring to me when she
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: says things about me that are derogatory.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: And all she said was he was difficult. She didn't
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: call you an asshole. The rest of America is doing that.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: She said you're He says, hopefully she's going to be
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: able to prioritize my wants needs. He doesn't say want
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: and needs, Keisha. He says, my wants needs needs. He
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: learned somewhere that wants the need of something you could say,
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: but he forgot the end.
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: I feel like that almost drowning incident did a little
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: bit of brain damage to him because she's stupid.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: He was likely just a couple of I think, so
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: I agree. Yeah, And she says you are my most
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: difficult client, and he looks right at her and goes,
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: that's why I hired you. Okay, let's let's be for
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: real for real here. You didn't hire her. The show
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: hired you, and they sent you to Brazil, And now
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: Louisa may never work for the show again because of
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: how well you am. Yeah.
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's a better matchmaker, Like she's spot on
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: with what she's doing.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: At the very beginning, I'm like, I don't like her,
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: but she calls them on their bullshit. She does now,
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: thank god, because we've had several episodes without Katerina. She's
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: back next week, thank god. Katerina goes with Victoria on
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: a date, probably because she's like she can't be left
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: in her own devices. They go to see a comedian.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: The comedian is her date, and Victoria sees this as
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: some sort of challenge that Katerina wants to see if
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: Victoria will laugh even if it's not funny, because she's
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: trying to people please. Well, I think if you're looking
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: watching a comedian from a packed audience and not laughing,
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: I think that's fucking rude. Just pretend to laugh. I
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: don't think that's people pleasing. I think that's called manners.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: I mean, I've said through a mania comedy shows, sometimes
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: you just gotta fake it, like.
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: Okay, they're gonna notice that one person who's not laughing.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: They will for sure notice that person, like why is
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: it that person laughing? Yeah? So yeah, So Monica tells Louisa,
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: who's looking at her like are you kidding me? Yeah,
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: Nica tells Luisa, I just don't like hurting people. So
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: I called Bernardo and told him everything about my day
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: with Bruno, that I kiss him anymore, And Louisa looks
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: at her and goes, you did what? What is everything?
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: And she was like, well, like I said that I
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: kiss him, And Luisa just looks at her and goes,
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: this is not good.
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: No, it's it's it's not good at all, and it
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: was unnecessary as well, like why are you doing this?
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: Louisa's like, how did I get the short end of
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: the stick on this show that I got these people? Yep?
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: She yeah, she may actually totally.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: You're right, she may get out of the matchmaking business completely.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: Between these two fools. Yeah, because they are fools, they
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: should date each other.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: She's got long hair, she's got a good job, she's
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: got a nice place. She already has a kid because
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: I don't think he would be a very good dad.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: She exercises, she's got a fit, muscular body. Yeah, all right,
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: they may be on something right there He has to
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: do is kisser and shit fall in love. That's true,
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: that's true. We already solved it. We solved it all right.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: The end. The show's over, everybody, that's our show now.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: As a reminder, next week, I said it at the beginning,
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: we'll say it again next week. We go back to
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: Mugshop Monday. Next week will be Love After Lockup. If
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: you want to continue with the match Me Abroad recaps,
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: they have been hither and yon on the free feed,
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: but they're going to go back over to the ten
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: dollars level of prime. Also on that level, you're getting
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: the Valley and what else am I covering? Let's talk
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: about what we're covering. Okay, because it's hard for me
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: right now. Match Me Abroad is on Mondays, but it's
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: switching next week to Love After Lockup. Okay, Yes, Tuesdays
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: is still ninety day Happily, Ever after Wednesdays we have
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: the Valley on the ten dollars level, and also coming
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: out on Wednesdays on the five dollars level is Welcome
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: to Plaistfill Pop and Bravo. On Thursdays, this week I
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: have tests from the podcast psych Legal Pop. Coming out
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: on Fridays is ninety day the Hunt for Love, and
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: on Sundays is ninety day UK and if we're counting,
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: that is one, two, three, four, five, six seven, and
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: starting next week, eight episodes a week and then the
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: week after that no counting Love after lock Up. That
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: makes it eight.
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: You're forgetting a whole show that's been about the premiere
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: in a couple of weeks.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: Well, I'm not counting Love is Wined until they send
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: us a screener that I'm going to be reminding them
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: again on Monday, and I'm going to be going over
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: the head of the person that's supposed to be sending
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: us the screeners because by August first we should have
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: gotten the screeners. The show debuts August thirteenth, and they
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: usually give us a two week window to watch this
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: to do the episode. So yeah, anyway, that just some
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: office talk between Keisha and I. But we do want
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: to cover Love Is Blind UK because it's so good.
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: But all the shows I named you guys, Keisha and
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: I are doing the valley matching me abroad. This one
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: is good. That's going back over to ten dollars. Welcome
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: to plot pill. You've never seen somebody more rage filled
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: than me, and the episode that's coming out this week
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Girder Loins, because I'm even more full of rage than
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: I was last week.
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, Okay, all right, well, I'm glad I'm on
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: the less serious shows where I don't have the We
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: don't really have you rage out on our shows.
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: Okay, So yeah, I know you said you're worried about
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: my health. You only need to worry about it on
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: that one because that's the one where I really elevate
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: my blood pressure. We're supposed to be keeping my blood
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: pressure down, but on that show, I can't help it.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: Oh those Plath people. By the way, guys, we're recording
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: this on Sunday. This episode will come out Monday. Go
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: ahead and go over to my Instagram and check it out.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: Pinche pod because I put up a hilarious reel of
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: Kimberly who has decided to start a feud with Keisha,
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: and I just don't understand.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: I don't know what I've done, but I'll tell you what.
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: I'm not just some bitch.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: She's gonna sit back and know another bitch talk about
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: me either.
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: So Kimberly, I'm coming for you this week because I
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: thought we were good.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: But I hear you been talking about me.
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: In these streets, in these podcast streets.
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Yeah, she has heard about it. I heard about.
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: It even sent me to a certain island. What I
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: do is that what did I do what did I say?
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: You guys will have to listen to the ninety day
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: UK episode because she got first of all, she got
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: off on kim Plath and and literally kim Plath is
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: like responsible for everything in the world, including a certain
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: island for somebody who died who used to take young girls. Oh.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: I was like, whoa what I gotta go there.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: I was like, send me to a dude, ranch me
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: there of all the places. I'm like, I need to
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: get to the bottom of this ship, like real quick.
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: Okay, well, I think if you if you just have
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: her on to talk about honeyboo boo your beef.
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: Here's the thing, Like Mama June just ended and we
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: every season we do an end of the season rapp up.
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: But I think, piny somebody else with I.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: Don't feel safe. I will crust me out of my
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: own show. I'm like, can I be myself?
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: I don't know. You gotta talk, you gotta get it.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: You gotta get your people together, cause here two weeks ago,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: we were all cool by y'all. We gotta work together everyone,
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: and now this what happened. I don't know to take
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to be the intermediary. It's
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: not good for my blood purs Well, you're gonna have
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: to be.
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: You're gonna have to be because she said it on
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: your show.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: It's just she did me bad. She did she just
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: I don't know what what left? Oh I got. I
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: gotta tell you, guys. I put that reel together myself,
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: and it did take me about four hours, because that's
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: how long it takes me to put together a reel.
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: And I just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: every time. It's really funny. Okay, everybody, if you want
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: to see that real, you can do. I think it's
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: on I think it's on the TikTok Being Shape podcast,
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: but it's on Instagram at Pink Shape pod. Also, please
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: follow Keisha. She's got a podcast the liber lineach Akisha,
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: and she's got a great instagram where she is giving
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: you tips every day on how to dress for your
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: age over forty.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: It when you don't have to dress for you just
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: wear whatever you want to you just make sure it's
- 1:11:51Speaker 2: for the right body type.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: Yes, good colors all that.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, she's out there. Maybe that's why she
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: hates me. Now, I don't know she's like, hey, fuck
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: her and her cute clothes.
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: Keisha's out here doing the Lord's work out. All right, Keisha,
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: I will talk to you on Wednesday for the Valley
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: Reunion Episode one. All right, So you did, okay, Bye,