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Set 2: We Are Scared of Pirates · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what's better than with Stu Gotts and Hawkman
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: to start out the week?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing? I mean the time of our lives.
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  Speaker 3: It really is the time of our lives. It is
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  Speaker 3: you know, you enjoy doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, something funny happened in the last episode and I
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  Speaker 2: can't remember it, but there was a we were playing
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  Speaker 2: something back from when you and I were doing Two
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  Speaker 2: Days and I said, uh, you said something like or
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: I said something like, uh yeah, you and I were
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: having fun and Dan didn't like it or something like that,
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: because we were doing the mornings and then you go
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: into to do the afternoons and somebody put it was
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  Speaker 2: either on the YouTube comments or sent it to me
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  Speaker 2: on on Instagram as a direct message. It was like, uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, oh the horror Stu Gotts and Hawk were
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: having fun. And I was thinking to myself, that's the
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  Speaker 2: name for the next podcast or show that we do together,
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  Speaker 2: which is Stu Gotts and Hawk have Fun. That's really
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  Speaker 2: when I go, I mean, another episode, what's better than this?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, it really is fun. I get so
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  Speaker 2: many direct messages from people and they're like, I love
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: hearing this old stuff, and I'm like, so do we
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  Speaker 2: like it's not bullshit, Like we're just having fun.
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  Speaker 4: We love hearing it, we love breaking it down. It's
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  Speaker 4: like when you watch a movie, you'll always learn more
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  Speaker 4: about the movie the second or third time you watch
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  Speaker 4: it then the first time you watch it. And so
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  Speaker 4: hearing some of this stuff back just brings up new
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  Speaker 4: elements to what we did, things I hadn't thought of
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  Speaker 4: when we first did it, and so it's just been
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  Speaker 4: it's been fun for us. I'm glad that the audience
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  Speaker 4: likes us. We should say this in fairness to Dan.
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  Speaker 4: He was getting us after doing four hours of radio
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  Speaker 4: yeah yea yeah, and then sitting around for four hours
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  Speaker 4: waiting for hours show to start.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, yeah yeah, No, Shade intended there was. It
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  Speaker 2: was just a funny scenario going on where you and
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  Speaker 2: I were just like letting loose for four hours and
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  Speaker 2: then we had to come into the show with the
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  Speaker 2: afternoon and fall into line to do the show that
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  Speaker 2: he wanted to do, which, by the way, was the
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  Speaker 2: show that everyone wanted to hear.
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  Speaker 1: Soh no, Shade, yes, yes, but it was fun. It
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  Speaker 1: was fun.
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  Speaker 2: But all this stuff, like the fact that we get
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  Speaker 2: to so hit my theory, my idea for today's episode.
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  Speaker 2: If you recall in the last episode and I got
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  Speaker 2: to thank just the listeners to this.
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  Speaker 1: Podcast, you know, you and Dan and me.
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  Speaker 2: Even at the beginning we had created We used to
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  Speaker 2: talk about it, this community of listeners to the LeBatard Show,
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: and that exists today. And I feel like I've over
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: the last decade created a community of listeners with Crowder
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  Speaker 2: and Solana and we. I would say, in the year
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: that we've been doing this podcast, a lot of that
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  Speaker 2: community has gravitated towards us. And on the last episode,
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: I had said, my son, who has graduated from college,
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  Speaker 2: created this website where he's selling old merch and new merch.
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  Speaker 1: Like from the Hawkman, Crowder Solana Show.
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  Speaker 2: But we brought back Horsemuffins dot com, and the listeners
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  Speaker 2: to this podcast and my radio show have bought a
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  Speaker 2: ton of merch already, and I thought it was the
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  Speaker 2: coolest thing.
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  Speaker 1: And by the way, there's two new shirts up there.
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  Speaker 2: There's a Mark Hackman sports comic like touring t shirt
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  Speaker 2: one night only because at the end of my career,
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  Speaker 2: and then there's also a quote t shirt up there,
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  Speaker 2: which is Sam sneid my God in quotes and then
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  Speaker 2: Al Lombardo twenty eleven excellent having said it, But there's
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  Speaker 2: really good stuff up there. And if you want to
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  Speaker 2: support my son, who's graduated from college and this is
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  Speaker 2: his side hustle, you can get the merch at horse
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  Speaker 2: Muffins dot com.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead, Yeah, I was going to ask, has your
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  Speaker 4: son been surprised to see the community around the show
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  Speaker 4: at how much they have rushed to the site or yes.
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  Speaker 2: And what really has tickled me as a dad is
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  Speaker 2: like the Lombardo thing. I said to him, I want
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  Speaker 2: a shirt that says Sam sneid my God. Has no
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  Speaker 2: reference point to it, right, So he's like, well, what
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  Speaker 2: is Sam snead my God? And the thing that tickles
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  Speaker 2: me is so then I show him our podcast episode
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  Speaker 2: of talking about the Lombardo calls, and he's grinning ear
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  Speaker 2: to ear like he's twenty two years old. But he
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  Speaker 2: hasn't heard much. I mean, I don't think he recalls
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  Speaker 2: anything from the LeBatard Show because he was a little kid.
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  Speaker 2: But this is so that's what this episode was going
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  Speaker 2: to be. I was going back in time when we
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  Speaker 2: because I marvel at my son is a college graduate. Crazy,
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  Speaker 2: and we're still talking about stuff that happened when he
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  Speaker 2: was six months old.
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  Speaker 1: He was five months old when our show started.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, five months old. Yeah, he's graduated college. Your daughters
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  Speaker 2: are obviously the same age, right.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, they graduated college. But I stayed with the
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  Speaker 4: show longer. I stayed with the show. They grew up
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  Speaker 4: with the show, so they probably heard more of it
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  Speaker 4: than your son did, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because I stayed on for about eight years, so oh,
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  Speaker 2: four to twenty twelve, So he's, you know, like eight
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  Speaker 2: years old when when like he knows me as a
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  Speaker 2: solo radio host, you know, I'm doing mornings and then
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  Speaker 2: doing afternoons now on QAM.
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  Speaker 4: I would say that Taylor would know. I think he
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  Speaker 4: was listening. At this point, Rachel became a very big
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  Speaker 4: part of the show. Me coaching Rachel the lacrosse trips.
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  Speaker 4: I would take that became a big part of the show.
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  Speaker 4: But this reminds me what you're doing with your son.
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  Speaker 4: It's like Serena who wanted to come back to Wimbledon
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  Speaker 4: because she wanted her kids to see.
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  Speaker 1: Just how big of a deal mom used to be.
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  Speaker 3: And now your son is finally realizing what a big deal,
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  Speaker 3: you are.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 5: My introduction to Stu Gott's twin daughters is when he
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  Speaker 5: said he wants Mark Sanchez.
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  Speaker 1: To date one of them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, I regret saying that I did.
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  Speaker 4: I was just saying there could be worse choices, worse options,
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  Speaker 4: you know, getting a quarterback from USC.
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  Speaker 1: To take that back to back. Yeah, the age poorly,
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  Speaker 1: you would not want your daughter. I regret it.
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  Speaker 3: I said, chosen anyone else.
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  Speaker 2: My idea for today's episode, And again what I said
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  Speaker 2: last week was listen, there's shirts just Stu Gotson Hawkpod.
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  Speaker 2: There's the sports comic shirts. I forget what else is
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  Speaker 2: up there, but there's some really good stuff. There's a
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  Speaker 2: seven ninety logo. It says always seven ninety the ticket
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  Speaker 2: for people who was like, it's always seven ninety the
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  Speaker 2: ticket to me, it doesn't exist anymore.
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  Speaker 1: There's there's some cool stuff up there.
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  Speaker 2: My son has designed it all, and he's built the
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  Speaker 2: store and he runs it all. And I said, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if you want to consider yourself like, hey, I like
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: the podcast, I love the old material, and so by
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: buy a shirt, it works out the you know, for
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  Speaker 2: twenty five bucks, it's two months two bucks a month
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  Speaker 2: to get this content. DJ gets all the money. You're
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: helping a college kid get his footing. He's moving back
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  Speaker 2: to Tampa today. He's he's on the road to At
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  Speaker 2: some point during this episod, I may have to break
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  Speaker 2: out and say goodbye to my son who's leaving, which
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: is again mind blowing.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, just remind him just so he knows if he
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  Speaker 4: puts anything on that site with my face on it, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: it's eighty twenty my way.
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  Speaker 1: It's up there.
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  Speaker 2: There's a with Stugats and Hawkman podcast logo shirt with
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  Speaker 2: your smiling face, which people are buying. I cannot wait
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: to see one around town. Go buy a shirt. It's
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: horse Muffins dot com. But my idea for today's episode,
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: and this episode ends up having nothing to do with it,
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: and I'll tell you why. I'll pull back the curtain
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  Speaker 2: and talk about things aging poorly Taylor. So my idea
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: was I was going to show you, like the transition
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  Speaker 2: from what we were doing on this show in like
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  Speaker 2: two thousand and four, two thousand and five, and one
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: of the things that people used to love was I
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: would complain about my wife's sandwich making abilities.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a bit.
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  Speaker 2: It was a bit, but she one time had forgotten
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  Speaker 2: Swiss cheese on my pub sub and it became this
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  Speaker 2: whole thing on the show because you and I would
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: back each other up. I would be telling Dan, hey,
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  Speaker 2: she knows we've been married twelve years. And now we've
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  Speaker 2: been married twenty eight years, you know, but we've been
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  Speaker 2: married twelve years, Dan, Like, she needs to know. I
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  Speaker 2: don't have to tell her to put Swiss on the sub.
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  Speaker 2: She should know that after twelve years, right, And you're
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  Speaker 2: backing it up now Dan was not married at this
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  Speaker 2: time now, and he's like, that's not her job, and
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  Speaker 2: you and I are playing this role. Yes, that is
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  Speaker 2: her job, and you know, and you're interrupting me, and
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  Speaker 2: you're like, Dan, Dan, I gotta tell you, like, she's
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  Speaker 2: got to know after twelve years, Yes, if he likes Swiss,
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  Speaker 2: the Swiss has to be on the sub. But then
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  Speaker 2: I'm listening to this segment and you and I sound
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  Speaker 2: so misogynistic.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, I can't even imagine I'm getting.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm getting the Shpilkes listening to it because
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  Speaker 6: you and I are like, there's I mean, the woman
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  Speaker 6: has one job and it's to make sure the husband.
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  Speaker 1: Is happy in the meantime.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, if I can pull the cart back,
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  Speaker 2: And again we were doing a bit. My wife is
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  Speaker 2: a successful professional. She was probably making more money than
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  Speaker 2: I was. At the beginning of the show, she's got
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  Speaker 2: an MBA. I don't like she is a But that
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  Speaker 2: was kind of the bit where Dan would be like, no,
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't owe you anything, And then I find a
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: phone call. Did you know Laurie was on the show
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  Speaker 2: with us? Laurie did a segment with me you and Dan.
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  Speaker 2: I do not recall that, yes, and she held her
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  Speaker 2: own like and Dan was like, Dan was like, what
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  Speaker 2: happened with the sandwich? And because it was like a
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  Speaker 2: couple of weeks later, I had gotten to work. She
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  Speaker 2: was making me lunch at that time because I was
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: the program director and I had so much to do.
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  Speaker 2: I just never had time to leave, so I would
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  Speaker 2: eat lunch in the lunch room and she had made
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  Speaker 2: me a turkey sandwich, but she didn't toast the bread.
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  Speaker 2: And I did this whole bit about how the fuck
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  Speaker 2: is a sandwich even a sandwich if the bread isn't
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  Speaker 2: even toasted.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's the key to the sandwich.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm doing this whole bit about like how
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  Speaker 2: many steps are there that you would forget to toast
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  Speaker 2: the bread?
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  Speaker 1: Right, you know, like there's.
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  Speaker 2: Like take out the bread, take out the turkey, take
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  Speaker 2: out the mayo, take out the cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, toast the bread, put the sandwich together. You're done.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: It's like five steps. Yeah, not your first rodeo. I
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  Speaker 1: mean you forget what if you forget one of the steps,
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  Speaker 1: you forget to toast.
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  Speaker 6: The bread, you've forgotten twenty percent of what makes the sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, and so she calls in, or.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: Dan calls her, says, you know, have her on. But
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  Speaker 2: again you and I just sound so misogynistic.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: But I was gonna use.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: This old sandwich stuff and the Lori bits as a
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: way to say, hey, thank you for supporting my son.
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  Speaker 2: You guys have lived through this like we have, like
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: a lot of people. Remember Dan, I mentioned this in
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  Speaker 2: the other episode, Dan taking my son in his stroller.
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: We were having Thanksgiving dinner at the Levatard house. Yeah,
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: and Dan taking my son in his stroller and putting
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: him in the middle of the street to surprise me.
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  Speaker 2: And then when Laurie and I are leaving and saying
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  Speaker 2: our goodbyes, and we're like, where's the stroller. It's in
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: the middle of the street. And then Dan jumps out
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  Speaker 2: and I was horrified. But my son was probably eight
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: months old at the time, seven or eight months old
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  Speaker 2: at the time. And people still love that story. They
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: reference it all the time. And I'm like all of
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: you who are with us now in the podcast, who
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: listened on the early days of the show, like you're
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: at the same stage. I am somewhere else in your life,
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: but my life is no longer the kid in the stroller,
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: the helpless kid and the stroller. It's the kid who's
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  Speaker 2: graduated from college.
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  Speaker 1: And is moving to Tampa. Yeah, and it's like we've
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  Speaker 1: all gone.
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  Speaker 2: Through so much. But I was gonna so I was
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: gonna play some of the older stuff. But I love
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  Speaker 2: that so misogynistic, I just.
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  Speaker 1: By the way.
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  Speaker 4: I spoke to Dan after that episode and I said, totally,
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  Speaker 4: dick move doing that with Hawk's kid. And he still
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  Speaker 4: maintains funny. I don't care what anyone tells me.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, and I'll tell you where the disconnect is.
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  Speaker 1: It's a funny joke.
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  Speaker 2: If you hold the baby, put the stroller in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of the street, but hold on to the baby
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  Speaker 2: yourself and go hide.
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  Speaker 1: With the baby.
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  Speaker 7: So if by chance, the one in a million happens,
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  Speaker 7: a car flies around the corner and you stumble as
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  Speaker 7: you were gonna pull the stroller away, there's no baby
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  Speaker 7: in the stroller.
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  Speaker 1: The baby's safely in your arms.
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  Speaker 6: So it's so close to funny, but instead it's psychopathic.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, in that scenario where the stroller's out there
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  Speaker 4: and you're holding the baby, but you think the baby's
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: in the stroller, you actually want a car to come
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: violently hit the stroller.
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  Speaker 1: So Dan can pop out like tonight, I've got the baby. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So but anyway, Mike, Mike, So, so this episode is
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  Speaker 2: something different. So, but I do appreciate and would appreciate
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  Speaker 2: if you can find it in your heart to buy
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: some merch from my son's site, Horsemuffins dot com. It's
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: also called Hawkloves Avocado tooast dot com. If you can
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: go to that site and purchase a shirt or a
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: hat or a hoodie, that would be great. So then
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: I start thinking, I'm always like, so what can I
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: tie in to stuff that's going on right now? John
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Mellencamp is on tour. Are you a mellencampfan at all?
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Uh? Back in the eighties? I mean yeah, I kind
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: of dig his old stuff. You know him at all? Taylor,
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: you know John Mellencamp, I don't. That's wild.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's got at least twenty five hits that
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: you could sing along with like he was. You know,
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  Speaker 2: Jack and Diane is probably the song that hurts so
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  Speaker 2: good maybe that you would know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's just hit after hit. But anyway, johns touring.
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  Speaker 3: Hockey's still on tour, so.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: He hasn't toured in a while. And when he has toured,
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: he's very cantankerous. And there are millions of stories of
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: people going to see his concerts. He lights the audience
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: up for talking. People want to hear his hits. He
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: doesn't play his hits like He's really been a dick
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: for twenty years.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: And I would never go see him live.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: And I actually stopped listening to his music just because
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: I'd read so many stories about what a dicky is interesting.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Well, all of a sudden, he's had a change of heart.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: He's in his seventies and he's like, I'm doing a
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Greatest Hits Tour. I'm doing amphitheaters and arenas, I'm doing
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: all my hits. He hasn't played these songs in decades,
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: and it's audience friendly and he's like, you can sing.
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  Speaker 1: Along or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And so then I got to thinking, well, what if
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: I pulled out some hits that I haven't played in
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: a while?
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  Speaker 1: Allave John Mellencamp.
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  Speaker 2: You know some of these songs that I did for
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: the Levatard Show where I was like, yeah, that'll never
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  Speaker 2: see the light of day because it just never gained traction.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: It wasn't that good, but it it it. So I
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: start looking for some of the songs that I've done.
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  Speaker 2: There are some songs everybody remembers, but there are other
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: songs that kind of fell through the cracks. But I
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: found a segment actually of you and Dan and me
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: chopping it up over three songs where I'm kind of
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: doing like a VH one Storytellers thing where I'm just
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: talking about the music. And I guess the way we
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: got into it is Rafael Palmero. Remember he had testified
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: in front of Congress and it was like a disaster
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: because it did come out afterwards that he had used steroids.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: And yes, I remember it. Didn't he like pointed all
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: the congregating point he did.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: He was very striding over the fact that he had
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: never used steroids.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, it came out that he did, and I did
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: a song to it, to the love Boat theme. It
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: wasn't great, but I guess I told Dan, hey you
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: should play this. I don't know what news was breaking
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: about Rafael Palmero, but I'm like, hey, you should play this.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: And it got into a segment where we played a
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: few songs. So you're gonna hear in this little segment
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  Speaker 2: the Rafael Palmerow song.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear my Michael Doliac song.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Oh Michael Doliak, Yeah, yeah, you remember Michael Doliac Taylor No.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, my neck, my back, my Michael Doliac.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: He was a white heat center was never very good.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: And then something that I hadn't heard till I heard
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: this last night when I was listening to the segment,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: a Donna Shalala song Get Out of Here.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: You remember Donnas Shalela Taylor?
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: No.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: So the only reason I really remember Michael Doliak is
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: he was a nick in the early two thousand.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I did not know this right. Well, I
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: did a song, it did not work.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And then Donashalela she was the president of the University
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: of Miami, but she had come from Bill Clinton's administration.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: She was part of Bill Clinton's cabinet, and then she
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: came President of the Universe.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Was after Paul d correct.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like four to seven. That's a tiny
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: little woman. But anyway, here is that segment. Think of
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: it as my John Mellencamp re emergence, playing some stuff
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: that I haven't played in years. Here is the segment
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: that I stumbled across yesterday.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: Speaking of Paul Marrow, because I think this is topical
• 17:22
  Speaker 8: and timely.
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: Raffia lots of hits and home run, But you lie.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Bruner Jose shot Royds in.
• 17:46
  Speaker 10: Your mounzo raffe you said before Congress.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: And you said you were clean. But now look.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: At this man.
• 18:05
  Speaker 11: Paul Mao.
• 18:09
  Speaker 9: Uses Royds to hit those long ding dongs.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Pal Maro.
• 18:17
  Speaker 12: Uses viagra for a stronger Schlong.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Set a course for deception. People change their perception of you.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: So Bank and Steroi.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Won't hurt anyone except Raffi, Conseko, Tony Mandridge and Ben Johnson.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Pal Marrow uses.
• 18:48
  Speaker 13: Royd's Palmrrow line to us Raffy help Paul Marrow.
• 18:55
  Speaker 11: Use starroids.
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: I wish we were gonna stayed quiet longer.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: It's so dumb.
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: Go ahead and just find a couple of other songs,
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: some of your old classics that you want to play.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Because you forced that upon me. I don't know where
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: that came from.
• 19:14
  Speaker 8: You want some of his best he just said in
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: my ear moment ago.
• 19:20
  Speaker 12: I'm so glad you asked for some of my best
• 19:22
  Speaker 12: hits because next to it is a.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Song that I wrote many years ago.
• 19:29
  Speaker 12: This show we're doing, We're not a storytellers, all right, Okay,
• 19:33
  Speaker 12: many years ago I wrote a song and it didn't
• 19:35
  Speaker 12: become a big hit, but it really is one of
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: my best pieces of work. It was about Michael Doleiac.
• 19:39
  Speaker 12: Does anyone here remember Michael Doliac? Anyone here remember the
• 19:44
  Speaker 12: old Olivia Newton John song heart Attack. That may have
• 19:49
  Speaker 12: been my problem with this spoof song was that I
• 19:51
  Speaker 12: spoofed and Olivia Newton John song that nobody knew. But
• 19:55
  Speaker 12: I'm so proud of this piece of work. Can I
• 19:57
  Speaker 12: play this Michael Doleiac song?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Sure? Well?
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: With Casper doniacer rams It through Doiac, Doliac, Doliac.
• 20:07
  Speaker 11: Domiac, Doliac his first team, Doliac Oliac, Oliac cast for Domiak,
• 20:13
  Speaker 11: rams it through, rams It through, rams it through Doliac
• 20:18
  Speaker 11: Oliac Oliac.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: The game goes by.
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: Jesus shacks legs.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Are we Oh my god? Zo's out of breath.
• 20:27
  Speaker 10: He just can't speak.
• 20:29
  Speaker 11: Doliac his first team.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: What should Riley do.
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: To help out the this is playing in help Maybe
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: Wayne Simmey and but that's just crazy.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: If the only what the pot us through, we need more.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: We need to see more.
• 20:54
  Speaker 11: Doleac, Doliac secrets.
• 21:00
  Speaker 12: Michael Doliac.
• 21:04
  Speaker 9: He's so blind he might score seven.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Doleac not I can't catch my bread. I can't all
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: be winning looking us thinks.
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: I'm way past the point of Ronnie's cycle.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Doleacs the key to getting that ring.
• 21:41
  Speaker 11: Doliac his first heat.
• 21:43
  Speaker 12: If the heat only what they footing us.
• 21:48
  Speaker 14: Through, we need more, Mikelac, We need to see Moreliac
• 21:59
  Speaker 14: the secret.
• 22:01
  Speaker 11: Dolia Doliak, Doliak thro you.
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: It's being accused that this was played at Gitmo. It
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: was played at Gitmo while people were being waterboarded. But
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: we can keep playing some of your greatest hits. Howk
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: this is kind of a schmarmy sort of music show
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: feel to it. So if you want to tell us
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: the backstory behind another one of your cheesy hits.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: That's what that be played.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Instead of waterboarding, that would be the form of torture combination.
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: It's comin if you really need to get get some
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: information out of out of a witness.
• 22:36
  Speaker 15: They have a very rare song that I rarely performed.
• 22:39
  Speaker 15: In fact, I only did it one day on the show.
• 22:41
  Speaker 15: We were having Donna Shalela on at five o'clock one afternoon.
• 22:46
  Speaker 15: She's the president of the University of Miami, and I
• 22:49
  Speaker 15: wrote a song about Donna Shalela coming on the show.
• 22:52
  Speaker 15: I don't I haven't performed this is a this is
• 22:55
  Speaker 15: a very special audience.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: To me, and I haven't performed this. I can't remember
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: the last time I performed this. Do you want to
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: hear my? Shealeila soang?
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: But just for it's just for this audience, right, because
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: it means so much to you today's audience that that
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: that you want to do something special for them.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I won't be playing this in Utica. I am doing
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: this here because I like this crowd, this material. Yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: it's just it's something that I feel like firing off.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: If you want to hear some of my my greatest hits,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: this is this is for you, just for you, South Florida. Okay,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: this is for you, South Florida.
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: And the reason we're playing it is absolutely not because
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: Stu Gotts and I are tired and don't want to
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: do the rest of the show.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: What do we do in the five o'clock hour that's
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: not a slow song? Maybe talk some second?
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: Wait, we've been talking way too much Tobacca.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: We need a.
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: Good guest on the line.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Chalet, okay, good who wants to leap? Schalaila h.
• 24:02
  Speaker 10: I'm begging Donna please shall Lailah Donah? Won't you please
• 24:09
  Speaker 10: come on our show? We've had on Henry Winkler. We've
• 24:21
  Speaker 10: even talked with Tom Osborne.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Like a fool. We've had on Zanka too.
• 24:31
  Speaker 13: And then he's shipwrecked in the barren sea.
• 24:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we need you on this show.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Chalela.
• 24:43
  Speaker 10: It's either you or Motmo Salalila, Zonka, Dona.
• 24:49
  Speaker 12: Won't you be on our crappy show?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: There's more? No, that's it. There was more.
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: There was now that thankful. That's that's where Peter's.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: That would go over well in Boston.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Was always they we're back on the back, live on
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: the pod now, but that's always one of the things
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: we would do stuff on the show, and like Boston
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: was such a great sports radio market, and we would
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: do something like that, and we look.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: At each other and that would play well in Boston.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: They're pound in Red Sox calls.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: I mean literally doing two segments on whether Kurt Schilling
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: should have thrown a.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Curve or a fastball.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: And we're doing Michael Doleak and Donna Shalela songs. Yeah,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, that's Shalela song. Great song choice,
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Leila from Eric Clapton. But just it was great.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: It's underrated, you know, songs Sometimes you don't appreciate a
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: song until a couple of decades after the song was done.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: You know, I totally agree with that.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: In fact, this one that I'm gonna play for you
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: now since I feel the same way about this podcast
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: audience that I did during the audience during that segment
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: where I want to play some unreleased B sides or
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: songs that I haven't played in a while. This song
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: is not in that category. It's not brilliant and it's terrible.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I made this song.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the receiver who caught the ball that
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: prevented the Dolphins.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: From going winless in their one and fifteen.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Season, Oh, Greg Camario, Yeah, Greg Camrio, that is right.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: So after he had that game winning catch against Baltimore,
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I fired up a came Rio song.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I found this last night. This one is terrible.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: It certainly fits into the mold of the three songs
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: you just heard, by the way, the Rafael Palmero song Taylor.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Do you know the love boat theme?
• 26:49
  Speaker 12: No?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's so funny because that theme is
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: so well known, But you didn't even know the song
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: that I was spoofing, right, No, yeah, but.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: That's the type of singer he would want to be
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: if he could actually sing.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Like Smarmie lounge singer.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, the Michael Doleac song you didn't know? Olivia Newton
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: John Heart Attack. No, Eric Clapton Layla.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: The only reason I know it is because I did
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: a Jalen Brunton parody song to Leila as well.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, he did, yes, all right.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: This Greg Camerrio song, I believe is to Duran Duran
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Rio does that ring a bell Taylor.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: No, no, Duran Duran, none of it. Rio was Mario
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Chalmers to you. That's it nothing.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: So the only reason why I know Duran Durant is
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: because I did a Chris Berman skit where I did
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Jalen Duran and I called him Duran Durant.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Yes he did. He did it, Chris per. Well,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: here it is.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: This has not been heard in years. Uh my, Greg,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: camera yourself.
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: He runs the field and he searches for a goal line.
• 28:30
  Speaker 11: He wears Welker's.
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: Number, and I bet he's very nice across the mind
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: and let him look to the left. You're never gonna
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: catch this guy. You know you're something special and you
• 28:47
  Speaker 9: look like you're the best.
• 28:54
  Speaker 16: Greg Cameo Rio is the hero of the game. Greg
• 29:01
  Speaker 16: Camo Rio filled the Ravens team with Jane and when
• 29:08
  Speaker 16: he runs, he really shows you what he has. Oh,
• 29:15
  Speaker 16: camer Rio brought us to the Promise Land.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Kindam a banger? Hato's not even bopping his head. I
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: mean nothing but the real song, right? No, I thought
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: that was pretty good.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: All right, then I'm gonna give you one that actually
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: is a banger as long as you had to sit
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: through Rafael Palmero, Michael Doliac, Don Schalela, and the Greg
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Camerrio song this one. I was talking with Joshappel last
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: night telling him what I was doing on this pod,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: and when I mentioned this song, he said, it's on
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: my Mount Rushmore Songs of.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: This song hit.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Of Mark Cockman songs. Yeah, yeah, Okay.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I want Taylor to look up just so we can
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: have an idea of who Duran Duran is and what
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: they were Simon Labont. Just look up an image search
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: of you know, they're still touring. I know it's insane,
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: it's crazy, and he looks good man.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: So Joshchappelle put the next song as Taylor's looking that up.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: He put this next song in his.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Personal Matt Rushmore of Mark Cokman parody songs.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: And most people do. This is the idea of today's concert.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I may just sit through some songs that you hadn't
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: heard in a while, but when you're leaving the arena,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give you an anthem. I'm going to
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: give you a banger, and this one, by the way,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I believe has the greatest ending of any song, not
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: just that I've created.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: But any song in the history of music, I think
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the editing at the end of.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: This particular song, and it's not as long as the
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: audio clip may look to you, Taylor, because there's a
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: lot of bed at the end. Taylor's probably looking at
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: it going it's just an eight minute song, like what's
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: going on here?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: But I think he's just the pictures of Simon Labond.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Now, if you're looking at eighties Simon Labond, you know
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: exactly what I'm talking about.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: If you're looking at current pictures of Simon L. Bond,
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I think he's holding well. I think he's holding up well.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: No, I mean I have such a distinct.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Image of him from the eighties and the kings of
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: music videos.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's the reason Duran Duran was so popular
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: is because they were so good looking and music videos
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: were everything back then.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, no doubt.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So this song, it's the Pirate song. Now, do
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: you remember the phase that we were in on the
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: radio show when we were enamored with pirates.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was there was Pirate Day down the Keys.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: I believe we had Pat croche On, who is a
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: huge fan of Pie Rates and I think going to
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: the Pirate Museum of some store in the Keys.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I do remember the pirate phase. It was great, but.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: There was something going on in the world that made
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: it even more exciting. Somali pirates.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: That's right, you remember this, Yeah, you remember this, Taylor,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: when the Somali I.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Mean you probably weren't even alive.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I mean no, this was like this had to be
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: like what two thousand and nine, maybe twenty ten, there
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: were all these Somali pirate hijackings of ships sailing around
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: the Horn of Africa, and we didn't know that, like
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: the world didn't know pirates still existed, but there were
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Somali pirates and we were fascinated with this. On the show,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: everybody in America was fascinated with the Somali pirates because
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: these big cargo ships were trying. In fact, did you
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: ever see Captain Phillips Captain Phelips, Yeah, yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: So you have an idea of what the Somali pirate
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: situation was like.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: But that was like two thousand and eight to Ted Hawk.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Roughly in that it captured everyone.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: So Billy Joel had that famous we didn't start the
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: fire song, and I remember Dan had said to me,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: why don't you do a pirate song? And then I
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: was like, I'll just do pirates like old Pittsburgh pirates,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Bill Madlock, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, John Gruden, you know. And
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I created what many considered to be one of the
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: greatest lyrical examples of quality.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Songwriting in the history of music.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: But I'm telling you, when you get to the end,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: I guess I wasn't exactly certain how to finish it
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: and punctuate it.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: So I used a device at the end.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: That I think is worthy of a Grammy if nothing else.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: This is the Pirate song.
• 34:06
  Speaker 13: Blackbeard, Dale Baron, John McKay, Bill Day, walk the Plank,
• 34:10
  Speaker 13: I Patch, Vince Demaggie, oh, Bill mad Luck, Jim Froco,
• 34:14
  Speaker 13: See Connie mac Willie, stars A Lee Mozzilli, Lloyd McClendon,
• 34:18
  Speaker 13: six oh Les, con No Scurvy, Barry Treasurer Raymond, James Stady.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Testa, Bernie Keishawn Johnson.
• 34:31
  Speaker 13: Can O burg Fell and Dave Parker, Leroy Ellman, Chu Bucket,
• 34:35
  Speaker 13: Michael Stoon.
• 34:36
  Speaker 17: Canacoby, richiees Is, bri Russell, Lyn John Rude and read
• 34:40
  Speaker 17: us scared rates.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: They are always scary.
• 34:44
  Speaker 18: And they're never carrying. We are scared of rins and
• 34:49
  Speaker 18: we will not find them.
• 34:50
  Speaker 19: Bummy will cry, Miked and Hood Captain bly Tony paying
• 34:54
  Speaker 19: you a bad guys, you know guest In Doug dray
• 34:57
  Speaker 19: Back and Sean Dunstan, Tony sply Levin and Barry Bonds,
• 35:01
  Speaker 19: Bonia Done Greasy, Derek Brooks and Jim McCormick, Manuel Milton May.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Tampa's got a winning.
• 35:08
  Speaker 20: Team, Dan please E, Pokey reach Chefs, Supanan and Sprague,
• 35:12
  Speaker 20: man Pople, Doug Burg, Ozzie Virgil, Bob walk Fans like
• 35:16
  Speaker 20: Bob Swift, trouble on my cruise shed scared Yris.
• 35:22
  Speaker 18: They are always scary and they're never carrying. We are
• 35:26
  Speaker 18: scared irens and we will not mind them, but we
• 35:30
  Speaker 18: will crying.
• 35:32
  Speaker 17: Parents Captain Jack Berry, Treasure, Fred the Lab, Mike Leach,
• 35:36
  Speaker 17: Pat croche On, the other Pirate guys look on Silver,
• 35:39
  Speaker 17: Davy Jones, Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball Doc Ellis, Dennis Lamb, the
• 35:43
  Speaker 17: Greatest Catcher, Lance Parish Parish, Freddie Pottek, Jack row Casey
• 35:50
  Speaker 17: Stangle Bowie, h Honus Wagner, Morey Will Safe Passage is
• 35:54
  Speaker 17: a no go Larry ball Manny Alu Waly Bankman, Spurrier, Wakefield,
• 35:59
  Speaker 17: Frankdom Viris.
• 36:00
  Speaker 21: Pirates in the Congo Como come go.
• 36:05
  Speaker 18: We are scared of virus. They are always scary and
• 36:10
  Speaker 18: they're never carrying. We are scared of vians and we
• 36:15
  Speaker 18: will not find them, but we will start crying.
• 36:18
  Speaker 21: Crish Crarish, Congo Congo Cruise ship, Cruise ship rude and
• 36:24
  Speaker 21: rude and Perish Congo Ruise Ship Rude and Parish Congo
• 36:30
  Speaker 21: Bruise Ship, Rude in Parish, Congo Ruise Ship, Rude in
• 36:35
  Speaker 21: Parish Como Ruise ship.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: That Lady and gentlemen is the pirates song.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I think the best reaction out of you is Freddie Pottek.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: It was so good a Pelaso right.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: It's absolutely amount rushmore of hot parody songs. I just
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: wrote down a few names that made me laugh. Richie Esisk,
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: somebody Jesus six Dolllekno always makes me sit. Till Uskana
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: was great ed Sprague, Bob Walk terrible name for a
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: picture now, Bob Walk. And then the Trailing Lance Parish
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: like just the Trailing Parishes.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Parish Parish a easy radio device Taylor throwing a little
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: echo and a repeat and that's a good way to
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  Speaker 2: get out of anything.
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  Speaker 1: Milt May was in there, May and Freddie Pottek. It
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  Speaker 1: was a who's who.
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  Speaker 2: It really was a who's who of pirates. That song
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  Speaker 2: holds up to this day.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go. That's a little uh. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how we got to today's episode.
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  Speaker 2: But there are other songs that I want to get
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  Speaker 2: to that I found. We just won't have time on
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: this episode. I literally am going to go say goodbye
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: to my son who is waiting for me right now
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  Speaker 2: because he's leaving for Tampa.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, just eighty percent from the sales of my
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  Speaker 3: shirt real quick.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take down the one was Stu Gotts's face.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, if there's something you want to hear
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  Speaker 2: on the podcast, I always tell you just DM me
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram. It's Radio Mark Hackman on Instagram. I try
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  Speaker 2: to respond to everybody. I have a whole bunch of
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: dms that I was going to read today and we
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: just haven't had time to do.
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  Speaker 1: So here is if you're watching on YouTube, there's the.
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  Speaker 2: Stugotson Hawk logo shirt with nice features Stu Gotts's smiling
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  Speaker 2: face on it. You can get all these shirts at
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  Speaker 2: Horsemuffins dot com. And if there's a shirt you want,
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  Speaker 2: you can DM it to me on Instagram say hey,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: you should make a shirt about this. Yes, Radio Mark
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  Speaker 2: Hackman on Instagram and I will get back to everybody
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  Speaker 2: at some point.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have more episodes this week. By the way, we're
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: gonna have a busy week of episodes. Would you like
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: to do some nicknames on the way out here?
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  Speaker 4: Of course, let's steal them quickly, though. I want you
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: to say good by to your son.
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  Speaker 2: You know, uh, do you know who won the British
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  Speaker 2: Open over the weekend. I won the radio station's British
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Open pool. I'm a I'm an expert at the British Open.
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  Speaker 2: You picked ran Fox, No.
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  Speaker 1: But I had.
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  Speaker 2: I had three out of the five names. I had
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  Speaker 2: three of five who ended up in the money. I
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: had a Berg or whatever the name Oberg.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it's weird, but it's ober right. Yeah it should
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  Speaker 4: be a Burg.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'll give you all. I'll give you all
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: golfers golf nicknames. You know enough golf nicknames you think,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure, Let's try wall if you give me
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  Speaker 1: the right ones. Phil Mickelson, Lefty, all right, that's good together.
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  Speaker 2: The second one that came up on my Google search
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  Speaker 2: for golfers nicknames.
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  Speaker 1: I can guess it.
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  Speaker 4: Craig Stadler, it's not, but go ahead, Craig Stadler the Walrus.
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  Speaker 1: All right, how many do you have to do? Three? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Sam Snead, my God, came up. You know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, I don't know Sam Sneed's nickname.
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  Speaker 1: I don't, Taylor, an educated guest, help him out.
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  Speaker 11: I think Sammy Sosa.
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  Speaker 2: Slamming, Sammy Slam and Sam Wow Dam by my Google search,
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  Speaker 2: Sam Snead slam and Sam.
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  Speaker 1: Thinking Sosa was the perfect flue right there. Did you
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: know that? Or had you just looked it up? Taylor?
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  Speaker 11: I had looked up golf nicknames when you had mentioned it.
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  Speaker 5: Are.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: No, he doesn't know who Sam Snead is. It's Sam Snead,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not certain he knows who Nicholson is.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Did you know that Billy Joel song that I spoofed
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: for the Pirates song from the Office perfect It's crazy man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Like that?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Like, and I'm guessing you didn't know Freddie Pottek sixth
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Lescano or.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: You had to know that Sprague right. Let me tell
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: you something.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: This podcast is done with forever if you don't come
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: back on the next episode with a whole bunch of
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: info on Ed Sprague.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: He only knows about six Dolecao because we bring him
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: up every other episode.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: All right, there we go the uh the Monday edition
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: of with Stu Gotts and Hawkman. Appreciate everyone who's part
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  Speaker 2: of this, We really do, and we will speak with
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: you on the next episode.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what Richie Zis could rake with Stu
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Gotts and Hawkman.