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real suuhhthern · An ASMR Practice

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  Speaker 1: I am cruising very slowly and deliberately down this route
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: right now, and uh, I just gotta say, uh, I'm
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: feeling real southern right about now. I didn't even have
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: a single drink, I had some- I thought I had water,
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: but- I think I have some brain-eating amoebas.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: In a bottle. right now.
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: They might have taken my assets once again. Or I
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: might have left it at home. I'm not sure. Feeling
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: a little kooky. Feeling a little kooky right about now.
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  Speaker 1: My medical professional I woke up to a Snapchat from
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  Speaker 1: a certain medical professional. My meddy. My meddy. They said,
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  Speaker 1: are you a lesbian? They said, quick question, are you
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  Speaker 1: a lesbian? I said, I would not say so. I
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  Speaker 1: would not say so, no. I don't believe I'm a lesbian.
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  Speaker 1: Lesbians don't want me. I can tell you this right now.
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  Speaker 1: The lesbians are being extremely ethical. Being extremely ethical and careful.
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  Speaker 1: And God bless them. God bless the lesbians. I think
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  Speaker 1: they're doing some kind of work. It's a job.
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  Speaker 3: It's a job.
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  Speaker 1: They got a job on their hands. But I was
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: driving down a road and I had this friend, Caroline...
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  Speaker 1: And everyone says she was trouble, but she was kind
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  Speaker 1: of beautiful. Um... And, uh... We were... We were... Listen,
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  Speaker 1: there was a... They were building a house. Somebody was
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  Speaker 1: building a house. Some people were building a house. And...
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  Speaker 1: We were like, let's go check this out. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: check out this scene real quick. And we did, and...
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if the cops got called on us.
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  Speaker 1: I will say we exited through some windows and we
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  Speaker 1: were sitting on the roof together. And it was not
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  Speaker 1: even gay, I don't think. I thought she was pretty beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember her last name.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember her last name. She kind of looked
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  Speaker 2: like me.
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  Speaker 4: And, uh....
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  Speaker 2: Appearances, appearances can be deceiving.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody has said, I don't know who. Somebody knows, somebody
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  Speaker 1: knows who says this. And so we were chilling on
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  Speaker 1: the roof. We crawled out the window of this, like
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  Speaker 1: they're building this house. We crawled out the window and
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  Speaker 1: we were sitting on the roof and I think I
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  Speaker 1: had a hoodie around my waist.
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  Speaker 2: At first.
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  Speaker 1: And then the neighbors came out and were like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: get off the roof. Hey girls, get down from there.
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  Speaker 1: And the neighbors were pretty upset and we assumed they
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  Speaker 1: called the cops. And so then we're like, We go
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  Speaker 1: back into the house that's not ours. They're building it.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody's building it. Some people, some people are building it.
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  Speaker 1: Some persons are building it and we're like, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: we're in trouble. So I think I, we were like,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta, we gotta switch outfits. We gotta switch outfits.
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  Speaker 1: So I'd like, I want to say I took.
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  Speaker 2: My hoodie off from my waist.
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  Speaker 1: And I wanna say like one of us flipped our
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  Speaker 1: shirts inside out, I don't know. We were just like
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  Speaker 1: in a scramble. We were literally in a scramble. We
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  Speaker 1: were just trying to change outfits real quick and look
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  Speaker 1: like we were in disguise. And then we just kept
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  Speaker 1: walking around the neighborhood and then there were cops. The
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  Speaker 1: cops came to the neighborhood. The cops literally came to
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: And, uh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's another memory kind of across the street.
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  Speaker 1: Some horses used to live there. Seriously. It's like a
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: white picket fence. It's seriously a white picket fence. And
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  Speaker 1: me and another friend, Brianna, were... Bri.
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  Speaker 2: I think Brianna.
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  Speaker 1: We were.
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  Speaker 4: We were out past curfew. God forbid, you're out past curfew.
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  Speaker 2: What the heck?
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  Speaker 1: That's sarcasm, by the way, God. Curfew is literally kind
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  Speaker 1: of silly. Like, the HOAs are doing simply way too much.
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  Speaker 1: The HOAs are just absolutely wrecking up the neighborhood. They're
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  Speaker 1: mucking it up. They're giving so many freaking rules. They're like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta mow your lawn. No trees. The HOA, actually,
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  Speaker 1: in my neighborhood, they're like, you need two trees. You
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  Speaker 1: need two trees and you need to mow your lawn.
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  Speaker 1: And they were upset at my mom because I had some, like,
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  Speaker 1: garden boxes over there. And so I had to go
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  Speaker 1: get the garden boxes, which I actually sent someone to
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  Speaker 1: do it because... I didn't realize, I thought they had
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  Speaker 1: a bottom, I literally thought they had a bottom, and
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  Speaker 1: so I was like, I don't know how I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: pick this up, and then I had a certain very
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  Speaker 1: muscular professional come over, and, you know, let's call him Socrates,
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  Speaker 1: and Socrates was like, let me just try it, and
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  Speaker 1: he tried it, and he literally got the box up,
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  Speaker 1: he just pulled it out around the little hills, I
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  Speaker 1: got two garden boxes, he pulled out the He pulled
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  Speaker 1: out the boxes. I was like, I thought these had bottoms.
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  Speaker 1: I literally bought these and I thought they had bottoms.
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  Speaker 1: That explains why the weeds are growing like crazy in them.
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  Speaker 1: That explains why these things cannot be managed. At all.
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  Speaker 1: They literally cannot be managed. I thought they had bottoms.
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  Speaker 2: But they only had walls.
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  Speaker 1: They literally only had walls. Okay, and so my friend
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  Speaker 1: Brianna was freaking, we were out past Curfew.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're literally just walking. We're literally just walking.
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  Speaker 4: We're just girls walking. And the police, like, I recognized
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  Speaker 4: the car from a mile away.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, the police are here.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it's time to run. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what do they call it? 12.
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  Speaker 2: It's the 12.
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  Speaker 1: I probably didn't even know that back then. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: the cops are coming. The cops are coming. We gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta go. My freaking friend had asthma.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, I can't run.
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  Speaker 6: I can't run.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like an athlete. I'm like, I'm a runner.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a track star. We gotta go fast right now.
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  Speaker 1: But I listened to my friend. I cared about my friend.
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  Speaker 7: I cared about my friend.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not, no man left behind. I
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  Speaker 1: stayed with my friend. We got We got taken back
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  Speaker 1: to my freaking mom's house in a cop car. She
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  Speaker 1: was very upset. And I was like, mother. Wormer. Womber.
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  Speaker 2: Womber. Womber, please.
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  Speaker 1: We were just girls walking. And I cared for, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't leave my friend behind. I thought I was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to not leave a man behind. She said she had asthma.
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  Speaker 1: She said she had asthma. My asthma is doing a
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  Speaker 1: lot better. My asthma is doing a lot better. And
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: let me tell you, the doctor, the freaking doctor, this
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  Speaker 1: Western freaking guy. That's what I have to say about that.
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  Speaker 1: This Western freaking guy. was like telling me some crazy stuff. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: I think he was, he was trying, he was like,
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  Speaker 1: you're using the inhaler, the emergency inhaler a lot. But
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  Speaker 1: the freaking, the freaking Vermont doctor was telling me, you
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  Speaker 1: got to take this shit preventatively. He's like, just take
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  Speaker 1: it 15 minutes before you run every time. I was
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  Speaker 1: running every day. I was running like almost every day.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody check my Strava. I'm pretty sure. Wait, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even have Strava back then. Somebody check my Fitbit app.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody check the Fitbit. Check the Fitbit. I was running
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  Speaker 1: every freaking day.
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  Speaker 4: Almost.
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  Speaker 1: I was running almost every day. And, you know, Socrates
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  Speaker 1: told me, Socrates was like, it's easy not to run
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  Speaker 1: when you have nothing you're running from. And I was like, okay, okay, stoicism,
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  Speaker 1: I see you, girl.
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  Speaker 2: Who am I?
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  Speaker 1: Who am I in this? Am I Sappho?
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  Speaker 2: Am I Sappho?
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  Speaker 1: Am I Sappho Duck?
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  Speaker 2: Or am I?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm Sappho Duck, okay? Sappho Duck Duck Go! Duck
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Duck Goo! Lakshu, baby! Um, so... I'm just sitting in
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  Speaker 1: my driveway. better person would roll down the windows so
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  Speaker 1: i'm gonna go ahead and roll down the windows let
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  Speaker 1: the trees hear me hi trees what's up guys here wait.
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  Speaker 2: Let me pause so yeah um i.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to run from the police i'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: i could have got away from them because they were
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  Speaker 1: in a car and i was in my like extremely
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: fast vehicle of a body at the time I think
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: I was doing pretty good at that time in my life. Actually,
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: like all of my cousins moved back to my area.
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  Speaker 1: Like all of my cousins were dispersed. Like there were
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  Speaker 1: some in Georgia, I think. And there were some in California,
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  Speaker 1: I think. And they all came back at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a coordinated kind of surprise.
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  Speaker 2: And this, you know, this, it was very sudden. It
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  Speaker 2: was very sudden. I was like, oh, my whole extended
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  Speaker 2: family is in town.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. How did we do this, guys? It just like happened.
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  Speaker 1: And so I think that time in my life was
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  Speaker 1: pretty all right. Like I had my main I had
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  Speaker 1: I had I had some breeze and I had some.
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  Speaker 1: I had all my cousins and I had all my
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  Speaker 1: aunts and uncles. And at the time we were like
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  Speaker 1: kind of mostly getting along. And now it's like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, it's a little tricky. It's tricky business over here.
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  Speaker 4: But we're all like children of just freaking whatever you
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  Speaker 4: call this.
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  Speaker 1: Children of being shipped away from Europe. Like Europe said,
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  Speaker 1: we don't want you guys. We literally don't even want
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  Speaker 1: you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: And so they sent their absolute worst. They literally sent
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  Speaker 1: their absolute worst. And then they all coordinated one summer.
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  Speaker 2: To come.
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  Speaker 5: To the great.
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  Speaker 2: The great natural state. My cat is saying hello.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you could hear him.
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  Speaker 1: And so that was actually a pretty fun summer. Like
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  Speaker 1: I was hanging with all my cousins.
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  Speaker 4: Um.
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  Speaker 2: Susie.
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  Speaker 1: Hunter.
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  Speaker 5: And, uh.
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  Speaker 2: We got PewDiePie and freaking... Suzella. And freaking.
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  Speaker 6: Freaking Momo. Freaking....
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  Speaker 2: Freaking Texas.
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  Speaker 6: Freaking.
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  Speaker 1: We got the Campbell Soup Dynasty all... Coming back to
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  Speaker 1: the natural state.
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  Speaker 5: And now, I don't know. It's a little tricky. It's
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  Speaker 5: a little tricky these days. A lot of coordination.
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  Speaker 1: Independent coordination, that's what they call it. It's when you
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  Speaker 1: all independently coordinate.
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  Speaker 5: And it happens.
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  Speaker 1: Um, and, uh, so yeah, I got, I got hauled
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  Speaker 1: home in a cop car. They didn't even hurt me. They, they,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they, they were like telling me, they were like,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to get hurt one day, girl. And I
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: was like, you can't even hurt me.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to see you try, dude. I'd literally like
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  Speaker 2: to see you freaking try. I'm numb.
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  Speaker 1: I'm numb. And I feel, you know, this Ed Sheeran
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  Speaker 1: song keeps freaking coming back to me. Before I save
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: somebody else, I gotta save myself. And I don't relate
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  Speaker 1: because I'm saved, girl.
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  Speaker 5: I'm literally, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Living, I'm living, I'm living. I'm a living being.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a living being. I have life. I have art.
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  Speaker 5: I have life.
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  Speaker 2: I have music.
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  Speaker 1: And I might be Sappho. And they're not gonna... You know, historically,
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  Speaker 1: they did not store this stuff that Sappho was doing.
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  Speaker 1: Sappho was writing on, like, paper.
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  Speaker 2: Papyrus. Is my understanding.
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  Speaker 7: And the men, the.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Big dogs, they were writing in stone. They were carving
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: it in stone. And so their stuff got remembered. And
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: the other stuff, I bet it was probably pretty fun. Honestly,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: it might not have even involved sex. Who's to say?
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  Speaker 2: Who's to say?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Was it gay or was it not? I mean, it
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: might have been a little bit of both. And, you know,
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: the term sapphic comes from sappho. And I discovered this
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: freaking artist, Sapphire, with an F.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: And I was like, ooh, what?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I was looking for my alter ego. I was like
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: watching videos and documentaries about alter ego.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: And I was like. I was just learning. I was
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  Speaker 2: learning for fun.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody was paying me.
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  Speaker 7: I was just learning because I was kind of bored
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: at work.
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  Speaker 2: I was just a bored at work.
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  Speaker 6: Bored.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just a bored. Ride me.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I'm just a bored.
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  Speaker 1: Some people are skater boys and some people are boards.
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  Speaker 1: Some people are surfer boys and some people are boards.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm exploring. I'm literally just exploring. I'm Elora the Explorer.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. I'm Elora the Exploro.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever you like.
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  Speaker 2: You can mix it up.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Elora the Exploro. We can get a little weird. We
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: can get a little weird. You know the yogis. They're
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: saying stuff like. One side of your body is masculine.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: One side is feminine. We all contain both. We all
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: literally contain both. And some people don't want to accept this.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: And I think if you think about it, we all
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  Speaker 1: descend from both. My understanding, that's what they teach in biology.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I might be a biologist. I might be a biologer.
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: I'm a biograph.
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  Speaker 6: Look at this graph.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I was Nickelback's number one fan. Actually, very recently, I'm
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: not even going to lie. I had a moment with
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Nickelback that was actually very... I got my Nickelback. I
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: got my straight Nickelback. They said, here's your other half, girl.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Here's your Nickelback.
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  Speaker 8: And get him up. Get him up. Somebody said this
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  Speaker 8: to me recently.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: They said, get him up. I said, are you referencing
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: my Father's Day solstice poem that I burned to the
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: ground when I burned my empire to the ground? Are
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: you referencing that? Because I'm going to freak out. Because
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I'm actually going to freak out. I think the girls
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: are getting their nickel back and I think we're also
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: getting our lick back.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: And I think that I.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Think this shit has been just like cursed for way
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  Speaker 1: too long. by, like, size imbalance or something. You know,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: because this lady, I was having a rough go one day,
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  Speaker 1: and I was, it's kind of a gamble whether to say,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: was I screaming at God on my porch? Was I
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: crying on my porch? Was I on the pod? Was
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I doing something else on the porch? I'm not sure
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: what I was doing on the porch. Mind is I
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: was sitting there and this lady came and she brought
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: these dogs I think it might have been the mom
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: of my neighbor my neighbor is like you know pretty
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  Speaker 1: busy and so I don't remember his name unfortunately And
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: if I see them again, I will ask for sure.
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  Speaker 1: But I think they're telling me to go inside. The
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: lights are flickering.
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  Speaker 6: Guys, stop.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Literally, what the heck? These things are supposed to be
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: solar powered. I think they're just putting on a show
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: for me.
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  Speaker 2: I really appreciate it. Oh, and they're off.
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  Speaker 5: And they're off.
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  Speaker 4: Alright, so one side of my one side of my
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: porch is just turn the lights off.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Alright, they're going to bed.
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  Speaker 9: Whoever's left, I have some secrets for you.
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  Speaker 2: This person came with these dogs. They're like breeders.
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  Speaker 4: They like breed these dogs and you know they had
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  Speaker 4: like a bigger like a bigger male that was acting
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: up and they had like a tiny little Timid.
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  Speaker 5: Female.
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  Speaker 2: They were explaining breeding to me. Which I know about breeding.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Don't get me wrong. I learned a thing or two
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  Speaker 2: about breeding.
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  Speaker 1: My understanding is a lot of people are highly interested
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  Speaker 1: in this. A lot of people are like extremely interested
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  Speaker 1: in like having kids of their own. Me? Me?
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  Speaker 2: I think I could adopt.
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  Speaker 6: I think I could.
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  Speaker 2: Adopt.
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  Speaker 5: Drunk washed up in Boston.
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  Speaker 7: I found this freaking letter I had sent.
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  Speaker 1: I had sent in images to my biggest hater, my
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  Speaker 1: biggest hater and my biggest critic and somebody who wanted
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: me to change extremely bad and not sure, not sure their.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Gender identity anymore. I wouldn't know. But I found this letter.
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  Speaker 2: I'd sent it to them.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a draft that I wanted to send
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  Speaker 1: to somebody that cared for me in my time of need.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: It just meant a lot to me. I like sat
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: at the co-op and I wrote I wrote this really long...
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  Speaker 1: It's two pages.
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  Speaker 2: It's exactly two pages. I wrote this letter. I've done worse.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I've written longer manifestos, it would seem.
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  Speaker 5: And, um.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I'm just lighting an incense.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Nobody panic. It's a mosquito incense, because the mosquitoes think I'm, like,
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  Speaker 1: really sweet or something. Incense is, like, pretty good, I
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  Speaker 1: would say.
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  Speaker 4: And....
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  Speaker 1: Oh... What was I even saying? Oh, this letter. And
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  Speaker 1: my friend was like, don't send this. This is, like,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: way too much. This is way too much, girl. Your
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: love is too much, girl.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: And I listened. I literally listened. And I didn't send
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: it in my.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I went to the discount store and I bought a
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: fancier letter.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Like, because I just wrote this on regular... I wrote
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: this on regular paper.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: College ruled. It's college ruled. Just regular paper and pen.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: And I was rereading it and it's actually quite beautiful
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and honest. And it kind of made me laugh because
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: it explained some other stuff that happened later. I thought
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I was being haunted by ghosts. I mean, I really didn't.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I thought I was encountering ghosts. I thought the ghosts
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: were kind of tricking me and treating me and stuff,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: and I found this letter. It's just a longer version of, like,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: the shorter version I ended up sending. And by sending,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I just, I handed it to him. I painted a
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: stamp on it, and I handed it to him. No
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: postage necessary. It's like, I'm the mailman.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Here you go, guy. Thank you.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: And I saw him today and I actually hugged him.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I hugged him across the table today. And it was
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: really beautiful and it really made my day just honestly
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: to see him.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: Honestly just seeing him and being recognized by him.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: It really did something good. It fed me. It fed
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: me spiritually.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Before I was even in his immediate presence, just waiting
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: in line, I was like, I'm so happy to be
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: here with this person who.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Just cared about me when I was crying.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, I'm driving. I was driving this route,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: this very, like, memorable route. I had my friend Caroline
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: on the left. I had my friend Brianna on the right.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: And we're just getting the cops called on us for,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: you know, having fun.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: And then, you know, I drive past, like, my mom's house.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: And.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: My mom, I told her to come over recently, and...
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: And the door was unlocked. I was in the bath
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: with the door open. And I'm like, whatever. She's seen
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: me naked like a million times.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: And apparently, this is what I heard, is that she
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: came over. And then she just left. Because I didn't
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: answer when she knocked. I was like, girl, did you
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: try the doorknob?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: You're my mom. You can come in.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: And....
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: You can call me dude.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: It's pretty simple.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: And so my friend informed me of this. My friend
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: was like, apparently your mom came by and didn't try
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: the door.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: So she went home. I was like, okay.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Me?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I just walk in. I just walk in.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: To her house whenever I feel like it I take
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: whatever I want.
• 27:43
  Speaker 9: I'm like there's a lot of stuff here I'm just
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: gonna take some of this I'm helping out I'm helping
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: her minimize all the stuff.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: And uh it's like free piles it's like free piles
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: it's cool I was a big fan of the free
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: piles Perhaps too big of a fan.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I got a table from a dumpster today, which we'll
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: see about this table. But it's funny because I was
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: arguing in the freaking furniture store with my housemate about,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: they were like, no more furniture.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: We have way too much furniture.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, can I just have one small table?
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, it's on discount for like $ 5.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: Can I have one small table?
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: And my housemate was like, no, you can't. It's bad.
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: And I'm pretty submissive.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, dang, I guess I can't.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Now it's in my car.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: Now it's in my car.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: And, you know, I.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: Haven't fact-checked this, but there's an exit in my city.
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: And my friend lives over there. Like, if I get
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: off on this exit, my friend lives over there.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: And it's Stephen Carr. Would you freaking believe that? It's
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Stephen P.H.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Carr.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Seriously. Like, Stephen P.H., not V.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: And I heard from someone who is in law enforcement
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: that this.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: This is like a cop that was killed by a citizen.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: like a citizen killed.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: A cop and I didn't fact check it and no
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I think I did fact check it I think I
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: fact checked it with another law enforcement agent and I
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: think they were like, yeah, that's because the new police
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: department's over there. And my understanding is it's pretty bougie.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: My understanding is they got that stuff.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: They got that stuff real secured over there. And it
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: just makes me think of the freaking song by Taylor Swift.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, Steven.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, they have this meal, all the
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: freaking white folk. I don't know.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: It's like the most.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Popular meal at the restaurants here called Stephen's Special. They
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: call it some other things at other places, but around.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: My parts, they call it the Stephen's Special. So it's like,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: I'm just, what's up with all these Stephens, guys? And
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: then there was this teacher, Stephen, sort of, who.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I went to in my time of need.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I trusted this guy. He gave me hundreds on all
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: my essays. I said, yeah, these essays are pretty good, huh?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I said, I was going to make stuff up, but okay.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I was kind of just guessing.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: It was history. It was literally history. And I don't
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: think I was.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Paying attention because I was flirting with a certain jammies.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I was in the bag. with his jammies my.
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: Understanding is dude this freaking guy.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I got a memory from him.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: On snapchat or of him i had taken a picture
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: of his back.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: You know and you really can't tell.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: If it's a boy or a girl it's kind of
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: just like a person it's jammies don't worry about it
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: and he was my neighbor And we were in the
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: back of history class together, just yucking it up constantly.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: And my understanding is he.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: He ran his.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Car through his parents' garage.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Like, he just totally took out the garage doors.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: And I don't know why.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I know a lot of information about this family, weirdly enough.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I also had, like, AP psych with his sister recently.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: And she was confessing some things on the Edmodo page, okay?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: And my understanding is they had, like, a lot of
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: addiction or something in their family. You know, I think
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: most families do in these parts. And this guy ran
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: his car through, and I thought it was funny. Because
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just picturing it. Like, I'm picturing it in my
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: head on repeat.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: And he he sought my help for he.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Was like my parents said i need to write an
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: apology note he was like will you read what i've
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: written and help me with this and i was like
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: yeah sure i can help you with this and then
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: i did i'm like an unpaid tutor he would say
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: um I was always getting sent. Dude, the teachers were always, like,
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: having me tutor other kids. I'm like, can I just
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: be a student? Can I literally just, like, pay attention
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: and be a student? I might be freaking Albert Einstein.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: I'm Alberta freaking Feinstein.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: And, uh, there's so many different joys in life but
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: this guy you know i took him into the woods
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: i got on all trails i was like where do
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: we go woods we walked around And I was playing
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: my song in the car. And he was kind of...
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I think he was rocking with it. I was playing
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: this song. I think I played this song like Oxford comma.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: Give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Vampire weekend. Okay, okay.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: And.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: And what other song did I play?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: There's another one. Fart.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Fart.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Frick.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: What the frick? And then, yeah, I don't know. We
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: just walked around the woods. It was pretty awkward.
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: It was pretty awkward.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: And so then I'm continuing down this road, right?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: We got Brianna on the right. We got Caroline on
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: the left. We got, I used to walk my dogs
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: to the right a little bit. Like, I yelled at
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: a lot on the left because my dogs would pee
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: in their freaking yard. And this guy was like, your
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: dog's not allowed to pee.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: In the yard. I'm like, dude, it's pee. Come on.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Come on. What if a bear peed? Like, or a deer? Like,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't be saying shit to the bear or the deer.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I would hope. But you're saying shit to me. Like,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: back up. Back up, dude. So then we got another jammies.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: We got another jammies on the left.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: And his parents came after my dad died and sort
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: of expressed their condolences extremely sincerely and genuinely and good.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: And I really, I really saw humanity there.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I really, really did.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: They were very emotional. And I think emotions are a
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: good thing. I think they're sort of like our compass.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: And....
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of them. My brother sent me... He
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: got this chart in therapy.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: Aww.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Aww.
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: This freaking guy this guy this guy has a very
• 37:22
  Speaker 10: he has.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: A like a robot he looks like a transformer.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: And he said.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: I was just talking to my car the whole way
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: home it has a doctor.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Mode which is crazy lol.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: I do care about you a lot just throwing that
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: out there aww I'm gonna have to respond to it
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: later I'm busy I'm really busy.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I got a corncob pipe and a button nose right
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: now guys I'm.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: In snowman mode in winter mode I actually do. I
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: kind of need a jacket. I got a green and
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: yellow jacket. It's very. Dude.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Nobody. Nobody.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Some people believe me. Some people believe me. But I went.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: I told myself. I was like.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: This is my last. Retail therapy. This is my last
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: retail therapy. And I stepped up to this fine jacket.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: And I swear to God. It said to me.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: It said.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: It said.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Well no. They said to me. The jackets. They said
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: to me. We care about how you feel. They literally did.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Because I was looking at it and I was like,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: this shit looks kind of expensive. I was at the JCPenney.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: I was at the JCPenney.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this shit looks kind of expensive.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't really live somewhere where
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: it's all that cold. But I saw this fine jacket
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: and I was like, it said.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: We care about how you feel.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, I at least got to
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: try it on. I at least got to try it on.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Because it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Said it cared about how I feel.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Didn't ask too many questions. It just said, we care
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: about you. We care about you.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: It whispered it to me in like a fine, delicate voice.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: And I was like, okay.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: I was like, okay, let's do this, um, and I.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: And fall ASMR. Fall ASMR tutorial. Just fucking step on
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: the leaves. They're already down.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: They're literally already down.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Are you good? Now where's my fine jacket?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Here it is. It's like I had one similar in college.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I got, I want to say like a Goodwill. Oh
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: my gosh, I think I was in... Oh my gosh.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: I think I was with my girl.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: I was with my girl Duvon and I think we
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: were picking up my car. Maybe. It might have been
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: that trip.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Because I remember another thing I got. I freaking ruined
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: it when I cut my hair. or I was buzzing
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: my head and I wanted the bra on and then
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: the material it's made out of like really holds my
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: hair like my tiny little hairs and it like hurt
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: like I had to throw it out because I was
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: just like I'm not gonna say it was like it
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: was like seriously covered in hair.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: And it was, like, not, like, good hairs. Like, pointy hairs. Pricky.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: It was literally prickly. So I had to throw it out,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: but I freaking love that top. Maybe, no, I don't
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: think I kept it, because I kept, like, even just
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: touching it with my hand.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is not right. It hurts.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: It hurts.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: And so now I go to someone. I go to
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: someone to get that stuff taken care of because.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't remember what I was doing.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: I got totally distracted. I have a similar one.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: What do they call it?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like a varsity jacket. Kinda. But it's
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: not like leather. I feel like around here they do
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: it like leather.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: And it....
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: I see what they're trying to do. And also... It
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: just ain't right. I don't think.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: It ain't right.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Why is it like... It's like cowboy material. It's like
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: leather and like suede. or something I can picture it
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I can picture it perfectly.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: So I got this other one that was kind of
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: like a I would say like a Carhartt kind of
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: material like a canvas thick canvas kind of material and
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: it had some like felt on the like the neck
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: but then the inside was like sporty and breathable um
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: This one's kind of similar on the inside, but it's
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: kind of like fleece-ish.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: It's like fleece, faux-fleece. Faux-fleece-ia. It's faux-fleece-ia here.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: It's faux-fleece-ia.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I'm in U-Haul city right now.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: Shut up.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: This area is kind of interesting because they have postcards
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: on the freaking.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: All the U-Hauls have a different postcard city.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Madison, okay let's.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: Go Madison.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Yes!
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: Wilmington? No freaking shot.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: North Carolina?
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: I was like Wilmington, Vermont, no way. I've never even
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: seen this. I don't know what this stands for. Weber.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Weber Sack.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: Weber Sack.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: They're calling me a Weber Sack.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: This has got to be Canada.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's in French. Holy shit.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: That reminds me of something I said.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: Dude, I was rizzing up.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: My freaking housemate.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: It's like deranged I was because deranged to be deranged.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Is like to be like excessively crazy and it's like
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: to clean I want to say is wrong and I
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: was just I don't remember what the fuck I said
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: The real ones the real ones know someone god knows.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Only god knows okay.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I wish I had headphones I wish I had headphones
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: or a.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Speaker I.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Need like a speaker bag Ideally, I think I would
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: strap it like my running fanny pack. I need a
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: speaker that would fit or attach to that. That's what
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I need.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: Aww.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: It's the luck of the draw sometimes.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: It's quite beautiful.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Alright, I gotta go. I gotta explain some crazy shit
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I said.