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- 0:00Speaker 1: You're listening to Bill Handel on demand from KFI AM 640.
- 0:12Speaker 2: And now, Handel on the News. Ladies and gentlemen, here's
- 0:17Speaker 2: Bill Handel. Hey, good morning, everybody. On a Tuesday morning,
- 0:22Speaker 2: September the 1st, as we start the show. And man,
- 0:28Speaker 2: the weather is getting really weird. Amy, good morning. You'll
- 0:32Speaker 2: be reporting on that in a moment. And that's we
- 0:36Speaker 2: have a tropical storm coming up.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Well, we don't know yet.
- 0:39Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. And it's there's.
- 0:41Speaker 1: A tropical depression.
- 0:44Speaker 2: That's what we do every morning on this show. Mike,
- 0:47Speaker 2: that's about right.
- 0:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 0:49Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, we can give a weather
- 0:51Speaker 2: report every morning here on the show. We're starting with
- 0:54Speaker 2: a tropical depression. Okay. I was going to say something,
- 0:58Speaker 2: and it just slips my mind. No, it was having
- 1:02Speaker 2: something to do with our weather report. Kono, good morning.
- 1:08Speaker 2: Good morning. It was something I was going to have
- 1:10Speaker 2: you do, but I'll think about it in a moment. Neil,
- 1:13Speaker 2: good morning. Good morning.
- 1:15Speaker 3: Good morning. Good morning.
- 1:17Speaker 2: And there you are. Here I am. Hey, Will, is
- 1:20Speaker 2: that a Costco shirt you're wearing, perchance? You know it, sir.
- 1:24Speaker 2: You get it. $ 15 for a Costco shirt. In the meantime...
- 1:28Speaker 2: A few people, I won't mention who, Ann, actually got
- 1:32Speaker 2: me a Tony Bahama shirt. Or Tommy.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Or Tommy Bahama.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Oh, no, Tommy's the real shirt. These are Tony Bahama shirts. No,
- 1:39Speaker 2: I did not. Don't you dare. I know you did.
- 1:42Speaker 2: That is real money. And you know I don't make money,
- 1:45Speaker 2: so that was a big gift for me. That's true. Well,
- 1:48Speaker 2: I have said no gifts. I have said no gifts,
- 1:50Speaker 2: but people still did it, unfortunately, for me. I didn't.
- 1:53Speaker 1: I followed your wishes.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Good for you. Good for you. I mean, that's exactly
- 1:58Speaker 2: what makes me uncomfortable. I mean, no gifts are no gifts. And, Ann, well, Ann,
- 2:04Speaker 2: let me tell you, not only do I appreciate the
- 2:07Speaker 2: fact that you didn't listen to me, but whatever esteem
- 2:10Speaker 2: I had for you has dropped considerably because you didn't
- 2:13Speaker 2: listen to what I wanted or didn't want to happen.
- 2:16Speaker 2: I'm a good gift giver. Yeah, and my wife's the
- 2:18Speaker 2: same way. Ann is a good gift giver. You know,
- 2:20Speaker 2: I go into my closet. I only have like two
- 2:23Speaker 2: or three Costco shirts left. They're being replaced by Tommy
- 2:30Speaker 2: Bahama shirts and Tony Bahama shirts and the Jacks, J-A-X-X,
- 2:38Speaker 2: which are the Costco knockoffs. I'm trying to.
- 2:41Speaker 3: Lindsay is saving one of your shirts, one of your
- 2:44Speaker 3: Costco shirts to bury you in it. And she's going
- 2:47Speaker 3: to say, finally... All those shirts are out of the house.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Exactly. Okay. I'm thinking now it was going to be
- 2:57Speaker 2: another drop for Schwitz because we're going to hear it's
- 3:00Speaker 2: going to be pretty Schwitzy out there, isn't it, Amy, today?
- 3:02Speaker 1: It's going to be a little Schwitzy, but the good
- 3:04Speaker 1: news is it's not as hot.
- 3:06Speaker 2: So it's hot, but still it's schvitsy.
- 3:08Speaker 1: Well, it's not super schvitsy. I mean, it's just a
- 3:11Speaker 1: little bit more humid than we're used to. But it's not,
- 3:14Speaker 1: you know, it's not like being in the deep south.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Okay. So now, well, it's true. Anything's not as, you know,
- 3:20Speaker 2: the bugs down there are as big as your fist.
- 3:22Speaker 2: I don't know why anybody live in the deep south. Now, Kono.
- 3:26Speaker 2: We have to record a couple of more drops that
- 3:28Speaker 2: we're going to the University of Schviziosity.
- 3:31Speaker 3: Can we not?
- 3:32Speaker 2: Oh, no, of course we have to. Oh, no, no, no.
- 3:34Speaker 2: It's Schvitz and Hot, part of the show since the
- 3:37Speaker 2: day it started. Okay? That's it?
- 3:41Speaker 3: Since the day it started.
- 3:42Speaker 2: Since the day it started, we went right into it's
- 3:45Speaker 2: a Schvitz.
- 3:46Speaker 1: So this bit has been going on for 30 years?
- 3:50Speaker 3: More.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Longer.
- 3:51Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Longer. That's true. All right. Nice to
- 3:55Speaker 2: be back again. It was, I had, just in case
- 3:58Speaker 2: anybody is at all interested, yesterday, I should have been here,
- 4:02Speaker 2: had all kinds of internet problems yesterday. Just a bear
- 4:05Speaker 2: of a time connecting.
- 4:06Speaker 3: I should just drive in on Sunday.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Didn't know that until, didn't know I had that problem
- 4:12Speaker 2: until Sunday night. It was fine until Sunday night.
- 4:15Speaker 3: Then how come I was called Sunday afternoon?
- 4:17Speaker 2: I have no idea why you were called Sunday afternoon. Huh.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Maybe it's, you know, a divining rod came up with that.
- 4:25Speaker 2: I have no idea. All right, guys, we've got a
- 4:27Speaker 2: fair amount of news to talk about today for sure.
- 4:30Speaker 2: Some legal news, of course, some weather news. The weather
- 4:34Speaker 2: doesn't stop. The weather does not stop, especially with these
- 4:37Speaker 2: floods and the people that have died in Nepal. And
- 4:41Speaker 2: there's another one here. It's time for a handle on
- 4:43Speaker 2: the news with Amy, Neil, and me. Lead story. Knock, knock. Okay,
- 4:50Speaker 2: this one is a flash flood through the Grand Canyon,
- 4:55Speaker 2: the bottom of the Grand Canyon. And there are a
- 4:58Speaker 2: couple of campsites down there. I didn't know you could
- 5:03Speaker 2: camp at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I also
- 5:06Speaker 2: didn't know that anybody actually cared or wanted to camp
- 5:09Speaker 2: at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. I have no idea.
- 5:12Speaker 2: But in any case, two people were killed and a
- 5:14Speaker 2: third still missing. This flood came down, I mean, instantly.
- 5:19Speaker 2: These flash floods, or the reason they call them flash
- 5:22Speaker 2: floods is because they're pretty flashy. More than 80 people
- 5:25Speaker 2: were rescued, most by helicopter, and they're just trying to
- 5:30Speaker 2: figure out who was this, except that they have a
- 5:32Speaker 2: pretty good idea of who was there because people have
- 5:36Speaker 2: to have a permit to camp at the bottom of
- 5:40Speaker 2: the Grand Canyon, and their names are on record. So.
- 5:46Speaker 2: It's happening right now, and one person is unaccounted for.
- 5:51Speaker 2: But whenever they say people are missing, they might as
- 5:54Speaker 2: well just say people are dead. I mean, go ahead, Amy.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Except that yesterday, 15 people were missing, and now just
- 6:02Speaker 1: one is. So they did find a bunch of people.
- 6:05Speaker 1: So that's good news.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Yeah, and I usually reference people who are missing that
- 6:10Speaker 2: were there that were– appeared to be swept away. And
- 6:15Speaker 2: I don't know whether they thought they were missing simply
- 6:18Speaker 2: because there was no access to them, except by helicopter,
- 6:23Speaker 2: or they got swept away. And when people get swept away,
- 6:26Speaker 2: thank you, you're done, which is why you should never
- 6:29Speaker 2: go camping, ever.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Just stay in your house.
- 6:32Speaker 2: That is correct. Stay in your house. And if you
- 6:35Speaker 2: have a two-story house, only stay upstairs. Never go downstairs.
- 6:41Speaker 1: Big, beautiful ballroom construction is back on. The Supreme Court
- 6:47Speaker 1: had a split decision yesterday that allows construction to move
- 6:52Speaker 1: forward indefinitely on the White House ballroom, the above ground
- 6:56Speaker 1: portion of it. So the vote was five to four.
- 6:59Speaker 1: The court granted an emergency request filed by the Trump
- 7:02Speaker 1: administration that blocks lower court rulings that would have put
- 7:06Speaker 1: the above ground portion of the project on hold. So basically,
- 7:09Speaker 1: the The court said, we do not pass upon the
- 7:14Speaker 1: legality of the government's East Wing project. We conclude only
- 7:18Speaker 1: that based on the submissions before us, the government is
- 7:21Speaker 1: likely to prevail in showing that the trust lacks standing
- 7:25Speaker 1: to challenge the project in federal court. So the construction
- 7:27Speaker 1: continue as it plays out in the lower courts. And
- 7:32Speaker 1: there probably won't be a decision until after it's done.
- 7:34Speaker 3: Right.
- 7:35Speaker 2: The injunction was lifted by the court. with Roberts going
- 7:40Speaker 2: to the other side, strangely enough, but it doesn't matter.
- 7:42Speaker 2: It's a 5-4 decision. And this just refers to or
- 7:48Speaker 2: it amplifies the feeling that this court really believes in
- 7:52Speaker 2: presidential power to a great, great degree. And this was
- 7:56Speaker 2: a technical decision. You have to have standing to sue
- 8:00Speaker 2: in court. In other words, you have to have a
- 8:02Speaker 2: case where you are affected and the folks at the
- 8:05Speaker 2: National Preservation or National Trust for Historic Preservation They're saying
- 8:10Speaker 2: that they were not affected. Only Congress really was affected
- 8:15Speaker 2: in the sense that their power was usurped. So they're
- 8:18Speaker 2: going to go ahead and go for the next two weeks.
- 8:20Speaker 2: And even if the court holds that it is illegal
- 8:23Speaker 2: for construction to continue, the administration is going to say, hey,
- 8:27Speaker 2: we're 80 percent done. What are you going to do
- 8:30Speaker 2: about it now? And realistically speaking, the court is not
- 8:35Speaker 2: going to say you've got to stop. You don't have
- 8:37Speaker 2: the authority to go forward. So it's sort of a
- 8:41Speaker 2: done deal. We're going to have that big, beautiful ballroom.
- 8:46Speaker 2: That's going to be big and beautiful. Beautifully big.
- 8:51Speaker 3: And ball-y.
- 8:52Speaker 2: Ball-y, very ball-y, and yes. Okay, one more, we'll take
- 8:57Speaker 2: a break. All right, so Dwayne Keefy D. Davis, guilty
- 9:02Speaker 2: in the 1996 killing of rapper Tupac Shakur in Las Vegas.
- 9:06Speaker 2: marking the very first conviction in a case that has
- 9:11Speaker 2: obviously taken our attention in the hip-hop world for decades
- 9:16Speaker 2: and infamous. So the jury reached its verdict in less
- 9:20Speaker 2: than three hours after Alik's weeks-long trial. So Davis, 63.
- 9:27Speaker 3: Charged of murder with a deadly weapon and intent to
- 9:30Speaker 3: promote further or assist a criminal gang.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Yeah, 30 years ago, 30 years ago. Now, what he
- 9:37Speaker 2: should have been convicted is of stupid. That there is
- 9:41Speaker 2: no doubt. Yeah, writing in a book that he did
- 9:45Speaker 2: all of that in terms of setting up Tupac and
- 9:49Speaker 2: setting up Suge Knight, and just admitted all over the
- 9:53Speaker 2: place and then said, oh, no, no, I was just
- 9:55Speaker 2: trying to sell a book. I was just kidding. Well, no, jury.
- 10:00Speaker 2: didn't buy that. So, all right, idiot.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Dan Driscoll's out. The Army secretary has submitted his resignation
- 10:08Speaker 1: to President Trump. This follows months of tension between Driscoll
- 10:13Speaker 1: and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over the direction of the
- 10:17Speaker 1: service and the Elimination of several senior Army officers. Apparently,
- 10:24Speaker 1: they wanted to reduce the number of generals and admirals
- 10:30Speaker 1: by 10 percent, plus have a 20 percent cut to
- 10:32Speaker 1: the number of four-star positions. And Hegseth and Driscoll were
- 10:36Speaker 1: at odds over that. So with Driscoll's departure, the Army
- 10:40Speaker 1: will lack top Senate-confirmed civilian or military leaders.
- 10:45Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be– there is going to be
- 10:47Speaker 2: a dearth of top leadership. But this is the way
- 10:51Speaker 2: this is working, this Defense Department or Department that Pete
- 10:57Speaker 2: Hegseth is running. If there is any hint of discussion
- 11:02Speaker 2: or disagreement with the administration, you're gone. You're gone. I mean,
- 11:07Speaker 2: it's just that simple. Unfortunately, a lot of senior staff
- 11:11Speaker 2: are running scared. They're not going to contradict the Trump administration.
- 11:16Speaker 2: They're just not going to do it. You know, for example,
- 11:18Speaker 2: we have plenty of arms. You know, as the president said,
- 11:21Speaker 2: we are not short of military arms at all. We
- 11:25Speaker 2: have plenty of missiles. We have plenty of drones. And
- 11:29Speaker 2: you can't say no. And so you're hearing no, but
- 11:32Speaker 2: always through sources that will not be named because for
- 11:37Speaker 2: fear of retaliation, which is unfortunately true. That's what's happening.
- 11:44Speaker 3: All right, Lionel Messi has announced his retirement from Argentinian
- 11:48Speaker 3: national team. Stepping away after more than two decades of
- 11:52Speaker 3: putting on the blue and white shirt, he retires with
- 11:56Speaker 3: 125 goals in 207 matches for Argentina. He scored 71
- 11:57Speaker 3: goals in 147 official matches. Yeah, that's just for Argentina,
- 12:01Speaker 3: the national team.
- 12:09Speaker 2: Now, if you talk about the fact that he plays
- 12:13Speaker 2: in the Premier League and the I don't know how
- 12:15Speaker 2: many teams he's played at in first division, like throughout Europe.
- 12:21Speaker 2: For example, Spain has Real Madrid and England has a
- 12:25Speaker 2: Manchester United and has Arsenal, these incredibly credible teams. And
- 12:31Speaker 2: he has scored, I don't know, thousands of goals over
- 12:34Speaker 2: the course of his career.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Well, good thing Bill is headed there to beef up
- 12:38Speaker 1: the population because Italy's population is shrinking. They're expecting that
- 12:44Speaker 1: the population is going to shrink by almost 4 million
- 12:46Speaker 1: people by 2050. Prime Minister Giorgia Maloney said that when
- 12:51Speaker 1: she took office in 2022, boosting the birth rate was
- 12:54Speaker 1: a government priority, but apparently that's not happening. Birth rates
- 12:58Speaker 1: have declined steadily since 2008. Last year, there were just
- 13:03Speaker 1: 355,000 born. That's the lowest number since Italy's unification back
- 13:09Speaker 1: in 1861.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is no small deal either. When you
- 13:13Speaker 2: have an aging population and the population is not increasing dramatically,
- 13:19Speaker 2: it's a real problem for the country at large. And
- 13:23Speaker 2: we're going to talk more about that coming up at 8.30.
- 13:26Speaker 2: And the story there is with China. under the mainly
- 13:31Speaker 2: or basically the same circumstances. So that's 8.30 this morning.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Country's population.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Here's a question for you, Bill Handel.
- 13:38Speaker 2: Yes, ma'am.
- 13:40Speaker 1: How are all of these countries having their populations decrease
- 13:45Speaker 1: when the world population is still exploding?
- 13:48Speaker 2: Because what you have are first world countries that the
- 13:53Speaker 2: population is decreasing. Immigration is down. certainly birth rate is
- 13:58Speaker 2: way down. Italy is down. The United States is down.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Japan is probably the lowest. So you're talking about countries
- 14:04Speaker 2: that have money. Now, you go to the third world
- 14:06Speaker 2: countries where basically they have nothing to do but shtup.
- 14:10Speaker 2: That's it. There are no birth control. They don't know
- 14:13Speaker 2: how to do it. You go to Sudan, for example,
- 14:16Speaker 2: birth control there is getting killed. So if you're still alive,
- 14:19Speaker 2: you're going to have kids. And that's that's where it's going.
- 14:22Speaker 2: And by the way, the population is it's probably going
- 14:26Speaker 2: to even out at about nine billion. We're at, I think,
- 14:30Speaker 2: eight billion now worldwide population. And that's decreasing pretty dramatically
- 14:35Speaker 2: year by year. So that's why industrialized countries, there's just
- 14:43Speaker 2: they just don't have kids anymore. For a bunch of reasons.
- 14:46Speaker 2: And one of them being, do you want to put
- 14:48Speaker 2: kids into the world today? They do not think of
- 14:50Speaker 2: that in third world countries.
- 14:55Speaker 3: All right. This is an interesting legal story, Bill. A
- 14:59Speaker 3: 17-year-old girl accused of live streaming the deadly attack on
- 15:02Speaker 3: that San Diego mosque is now facing murder charges. She
- 15:06Speaker 3: wasn't even in California. The girl identified only as a
- 15:10Speaker 3: high school student is accused of live streaming the attack
- 15:13Speaker 3: where two gunmen 18 year old, 17 year old, opened
- 15:17Speaker 3: fire at the Islamic Center in San Diego on May 18th.
- 15:23Speaker 3: But the girl knew all this. She knew that the
- 15:26Speaker 3: shooters had intended to follow up on their initial rampage
- 15:29Speaker 3: by committing mass murders at a local Jewish temple and
- 15:33Speaker 3: then a predominantly black high school on the same day.
- 15:36Speaker 3: She was aware of all this. So even though she
- 15:38Speaker 3: wasn't there, she is being accused of murder.
- 15:43Speaker 2: Okay, now I'm going to ask you, and this is
- 15:45Speaker 2: a technology question of which, you know, what a maven
- 15:48Speaker 2: I am in technology. And that is, were they, during
- 15:52Speaker 2: the course of a murder, were they in fact live
- 15:55Speaker 2: streaming to her or they, yeah, they had to be
- 15:57Speaker 2: if it was live.
- 15:58Speaker 3: They had GoPro cameras.
- 16:00Speaker 2: On their helmets. And then they transmitted that to her
- 16:02Speaker 2: and then she put it on the internet. Do I
- 16:04Speaker 2: have that right?
- 16:05Speaker 3: Okay.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Yeah. So she, the law says you have to report that.
- 16:10Speaker 2: And actually, it looks like she had nothing to do
- 16:13Speaker 2: with it other than she knew about it.
- 16:16Speaker 3: Yeah, she knew the whole plan.
- 16:18Speaker 2: But I don't think she was engaged in planning it,
- 16:21Speaker 2: the murder, because that's conspiracy. So this may be a
- 16:25Speaker 2: little bit of a stretch. saying live streaming is, you know,
- 16:29Speaker 2: for example, if you see a murder being committed in
- 16:32Speaker 2: front of you, do you have a duty to get involved? No.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Do you have a duty to report it? I think so,
- 16:40Speaker 2: if you can report as you're reporting a crime. But
- 16:42Speaker 2: do you know that if, you know, for example, someone
- 16:45Speaker 2: is dying in front of you, a heart attack, literally
- 16:49Speaker 2: dying in front of you, you have absolutely no duty
- 16:51Speaker 2: to call the authorities, paramedics, nothing. You just watch them die.
- 16:55Speaker 3: Really?
- 16:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:56Speaker 3: So if someone started choking right now and they all
- 17:00Speaker 3: saw it?
- 17:01Speaker 2: That's correct. All you could do is laugh.
- 17:04Speaker 3: What are you eating this morning?
- 17:05Speaker 2: Exactly. See, you could laugh and make fun. You know, hey,
- 17:09Speaker 2: how's that sandwich working out for you, huh?
- 17:11Speaker 3: What about a getaway car? If you knew they were
- 17:16Speaker 3: going in.
- 17:16Speaker 2: The getaway car is part of the crime.
- 17:19Speaker 3: Okay, well.
- 17:20Speaker 2: If you knew a crime was going to be committed.
- 17:22Speaker 2: It's definitely and it doesn't matter what the crime is.
- 17:25Speaker 2: You are guilty of conspiracy. And under the felony murder rule,
- 17:29Speaker 2: if someone gets killed during the course of that crime,
- 17:32Speaker 2: even if you had no idea that was going to
- 17:34Speaker 2: happen or you had been told that it wasn't going
- 17:37Speaker 2: to happen by one of the perpetrators, you're still guilty
- 17:40Speaker 2: of the felony murder rule. You are guilty as they are.
- 17:43Speaker 1: State farms being sued.
- 17:45Speaker 2: L.A.
- 17:46Speaker 1: County has filed a lawsuit against State Farm Insurance. The
- 17:51Speaker 1: lawsuit alleges State Farm engaged in illegal and deceptive practices
- 17:55Speaker 1: that kept victims of the Palisades and Eaton fires from
- 17:58Speaker 1: getting what they were entitled to under their policies. County
- 18:01Speaker 1: officials say there were systematic underpayments. Officials say they also
- 18:06Speaker 1: found that State Farm had illegally suppressed smoke damage claims.
- 18:11Speaker 1: State Farm says it's paid out over $ 6 billion and
- 18:15Speaker 1: didn't do anything wrong.
- 18:17Speaker 2: We've been hearing about this literally since days after the fire.
- 18:21Speaker 2: And the accusation was the insurance companies were doing exactly
- 18:25Speaker 2: this with State Farm, from my understanding, being at the
- 18:27Speaker 2: top of the heap. And so they paid out $ 6 billion. Okay, terrific.
- 18:32Speaker 2: What if $ 7 billion were filed and a billion of
- 18:35Speaker 2: it should have been filed, should have been paid and didn't? So...
- 18:41Speaker 2: We'll see what happens with that one. I think these
- 18:42Speaker 2: suits are going to prevail, personally, because there's too many stories,
- 18:45Speaker 2: way too many stories of complaints.
- 18:48Speaker 3: What a lousy neighbor.
- 18:50Speaker 2: All righty.
- 18:51Speaker 3: California lawmakers have approved a bill that seeks to throw
- 18:55Speaker 3: a lifeline to the state's struggling journalism organizations. This is
- 19:00Speaker 3: an interesting one, Bill. It's simply Bill 2222. It basically
- 19:07Speaker 3: creates this refundable tax credit to California local news organizations. Now,
- 19:11Speaker 3: this is based on the number of journalists they employ.
- 19:15Speaker 3: And this is, you know, one of a bunch of
- 19:19Speaker 3: bills on Gav's desk right now. But the state Senate
- 19:23Speaker 3: passed the bill on Sunday and the assembly nearly approved
- 19:28Speaker 3: its amendments on yesterday, just yesterday.
- 19:31Speaker 1: So.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Yeah, so the KFI newsroom will be getting some help.
- 19:37Speaker 2: Wait a minute. Hold on a minute. Okay, let's move on.
- 19:42Speaker 3: But the thing that is interesting here, it says there's
- 19:44Speaker 3: a bunch of news outlets apparently that are struggling, but
- 19:46Speaker 3: it doesn't name any. It doesn't name. any where this
- 19:51Speaker 3: is needed.
- 19:52Speaker 2: How about this? How about this? All of them?
- 19:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:59Speaker 1: Burbank's butt sniffer is back, this time in Glendale. The
- 20:03Speaker 1: guy's a registered sex offender, has a years-long history of
- 20:06Speaker 1: sniffing women's butts in public. This time he was caught
- 20:11Speaker 1: hunkered down inside some businesses in Southern California. Police said
- 20:16Speaker 1: that apparently he was sniffing someone out. Glendale police were
- 20:21Speaker 1: called to a business on Glen Oaks Boulevard on Friday afternoon.
- 20:25Speaker 1: And there was a suspicious man lurking inside. And then
- 20:28Speaker 1: a little while later, they got another call that came
- 20:31Speaker 1: in from the marshals on Brand Boulevard. Apparently, same guy.
- 20:36Speaker 1: So they tracked the guy down after looking at surveillance cameras.
- 20:40Speaker 1: And yes, it is, they claim, 39-year-old Khalees Crowder, who's
- 20:44Speaker 1: been convicted of doing this.
- 20:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand the crime here because butt sniffing
- 20:48Speaker 2: is just another way of saying hello. Does anybody have dogs?
- 20:52Speaker 3: Okay, what if, Bill, he believes in reincarnation and he
- 20:58Speaker 3: came back as a human, but he was a dog
- 21:00Speaker 3: in the last life?
- 21:02Speaker 2: Okay, once again.
- 21:03Speaker 3: Could he argue that?
- 21:05Speaker 2: And the other thing is, and I heard this, I
- 21:08Speaker 2: don't know if it's true or not, but isn't this
- 21:09Speaker 2: the way that lesbians say hello to each other? No. No?
- 21:13Speaker 1: No.
- 21:14Speaker 3: Is it true that his last name is Crowder?
- 21:18Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 21:19Speaker 3: That seems odd. Crowder. Crowder, my bad.
- 21:22Speaker 2: Okay, moving on.
- 21:24Speaker 3: All right, Tim Cook is out. The cook has left
- 21:26Speaker 3: the kitchen. Tim Cook stepping away and stepping down as
- 21:31Speaker 3: Apple CEO on Monday. He becomes one of those other,
- 21:34Speaker 3: they have all these like different executive chair or all
- 21:39Speaker 3: these different, he'll become something there. But he wrote a
- 21:43Speaker 3: very interesting note to employees talking about sharing a belief
- 21:49Speaker 3: that what We build matters, quoted Steve Jobs referring to
- 21:55Speaker 3: leaving a dent in the universe and that what they
- 21:59Speaker 3: did truly mattered and that they were all fortunate. He
- 22:03Speaker 3: felt fortunate to have that opportunity.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Yeah, he also probably felt fortunate to be worth hundreds
- 22:09Speaker 2: of millions of dollars, if not more, as a CEO.
- 22:12Speaker 2: But Jobs gets all the credit, of course, for creating Apple,
- 22:17Speaker 2: which he should be. But Tim Cook is the one
- 22:21Speaker 2: who brought Apple to being at various times the most
- 22:26Speaker 2: valuable company on the planet under his leadership.
- 22:30Speaker 3: Often it could be harder, that second.
- 22:33Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 22:34Speaker 1: No, no.
- 22:34Speaker 2: He has extraordinary, extraordinary management skills. And he was handpicked
- 22:40Speaker 2: by Jobs from what I understand. All right. Let's do
- 22:44Speaker 2: one more and then we will take our last break
- 22:47Speaker 2: of the hour.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Kalshi has permanently banned ex-Congressman George Santos. The ex-Congressman has
- 22:56Speaker 1: been bumped from Kalshi's prediction market platform. Why? Because he
- 23:01Speaker 1: didn't cooperate with companies investigation into unlawful trades that he
- 23:06Speaker 1: allegedly made. I remember he apparently made some money off
- 23:11Speaker 1: trades on whether he was going to attend the State
- 23:14Speaker 1: of the Union address in 2026 and made bets.
- 23:15Speaker 2: On Whether he was going to go or not. Whether
- 23:19Speaker 2: he was going to be there or not. Yeah. Yeah.
- 23:21Speaker 2: That's a little, that's disquieting. You think that's a little unfair?
- 23:24Speaker 1: That's insider trading, right?
- 23:26Speaker 2: Yeah. That's about as insider as it gets. I'm betting
- 23:30Speaker 2: that I'm not going to show up. Oh, you didn't
- 23:33Speaker 2: show up and you made money on that.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Well, I think at first he was hinting that he
- 23:37Speaker 1: was going to be there.
- 23:38Speaker 2: And maybe that was part of his plan to make money. Yeah.
- 23:45Speaker 2: They hit him pretty hard. Thirty five thousand dollar settlement.
- 23:49Speaker 2: And then there was a ton of money, I think,
- 23:54Speaker 2: that had to be returned or he had to give up.
- 23:57Speaker 3: The singer David, spelled with the four, as we all remember,
- 24:00Speaker 3: has dropped his high power legal team and will now
- 24:03Speaker 3: be represented by the Los Angeles County Public Defender's Office
- 24:07Speaker 3: on charges that he repeatedly sexually assaulted a teenage fan
- 24:11Speaker 3: before killing her. And as we know, dismembering her corpse
- 24:16Speaker 3: to cover up the sex abuse, put her in the
- 24:19Speaker 3: back of his Tesla. And that's where she was discovered.
- 24:24Speaker 3: He's 21 years old. His actual name is David Anthony Burke.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Yeah, it's– you never know. You could certainly cover up
- 24:34Speaker 2: committing murder by dismembering someone and put them in pieces
- 24:40Speaker 2: around the murder site. That works really well, doesn't it?
- 24:44Speaker 2: And he was accused of effectively raping her while she
- 24:48Speaker 2: was a minor. And so he was looking at a
- 24:51Speaker 2: lot of problems. What is interesting about this, you know,
- 24:54Speaker 2: in order to get a PD, you have to basically
- 24:56Speaker 2: show abject poverty that you cannot afford an attorney. And
- 25:01Speaker 2: he got millions of dollars when he was performing and
- 25:05Speaker 2: in record contracts.
- 25:07Speaker 1: So has he already spent all of that?
- 25:09Speaker 2: He must have, because if you have money, you're not
- 25:11Speaker 2: going to get the PD as part and parcel of
- 25:13Speaker 2: your defense.
- 25:14Speaker 3: No one's saying any of this, though.
- 25:16Speaker 2: But that's the rules. Those are the rules. You cannot
- 25:18Speaker 2: get a PD unless you're broke and can't afford representation.
- 25:23Speaker 3: That's an expensive question.
- 25:27Speaker 2: The Miranda warnings. say, you know, we will supply an
- 25:33Speaker 2: attorney for you. And what does it start with? If
- 25:35Speaker 2: you cannot afford an attorney, we will, the state will
- 25:39Speaker 2: supply an attorney to you.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Dogs on the job. Well, kind of dogs. The U.S.
- 25:47Speaker 1: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is planning to spend up to
- 25:52Speaker 1: $ 2 million on spot robot dogs. They're from Boston Dynamics.
- 25:58Speaker 1: They're designed to enter potentially dangerous or suspicious locations that
- 26:02Speaker 1: are too risky for an ICE officer to go. They've
- 26:06Speaker 1: already been used by two of the nation's largest police departments.
- 26:09Speaker 1: I think we've got them in L.A. because I remember
- 26:12Speaker 1: there was a night where they sent like a robot
- 26:14Speaker 1: dog in for something. The Secret Service was seen using
- 26:17Speaker 1: them at President Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort in 2024. ICE says
- 26:21Speaker 1: these are not attack dogs. They're intended to help keep
- 26:25Speaker 1: officers out of harm's way and access dangerous situations.
- 26:29Speaker 2: Yeah, there have been robots that have done that for
- 26:33Speaker 2: a long time. Bomb squad. Yeah, they look like little
- 26:37Speaker 2: tanks is what they do with the arm, the articulated arm.
- 26:39Speaker 2: So they've been around. Have you seen video of these dogs?
- 26:42Speaker 2: They're really neat. Yeah, they're trained to do exactly that.
- 26:47Speaker 2: And they're trained to smell each other's butts. which is
- 26:51Speaker 2: very unusual.
- 26:53Speaker 3: That's a funny thing to point out that we're in
- 26:55Speaker 3: a world today where the dogs don't sniff butts.
- 26:59Speaker 1: But the people do.
- 27:03Speaker 3: Yay us. All right. UCLA has fired the athletic director,
- 27:08Speaker 3: director Martin Jarman and appointed a longtime Lakers executive, Tim
- 27:14Speaker 3: Harris to replace him as chief executive and director of athletics.
- 27:17Speaker 3: So They say that Tim will develop a new strategy
- 27:22Speaker 3: to grow revenue through partnerships, licensing and other ventures. Well,
- 27:27Speaker 3: ensuring you have to add this, that our student athletes
- 27:30Speaker 3: and coaches have the required support to compete at the
- 27:34Speaker 3: highest level.
- 27:35Speaker 2: Hard to believe that UCLA, the sports is losing money
- 27:38Speaker 2: because usually the athletic department of any major university is
- 27:42Speaker 2: the big moneymaker for the school. You know, they can, well, UCLA,
- 27:47Speaker 2: when it plays SC, don't they just fill up the
- 27:49Speaker 2: Rose Bowl? Are they still doing Rose Bowl at that game,
- 27:53Speaker 2: UCLA-USC game? Yeah. I mean, that's 90,000 people in that place,
- 27:57Speaker 2: or 75,000 people. And then the boosters, you have all
- 28:01Speaker 2: these business people that boost the games and sponsors. And
- 28:07Speaker 2: pay the players under the table, of course.
- 28:11Speaker 3: Oh, give that mom a house or something like that.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Yeah. Although it's kind of interesting. We should do a
- 28:15Speaker 2: story on that soon because how you now have student
- 28:18Speaker 2: athletes in school getting paid huge amounts of money. But
- 28:23Speaker 2: to their credit, they're saying, hey, people are not coming
- 28:26Speaker 2: in to go to see UCLA game because of just UCLA.
- 28:29Speaker 2: They're coming to see me. And you do have these
- 28:32Speaker 2: massive stars who players that are just known Heisman winners,
- 28:37Speaker 2: that sort of thing, that are not getting a dime
- 28:40Speaker 2: and they're creating a lot of business for the school.
- 28:44Speaker 1: I never went to a college football game to see
- 28:46Speaker 1: one player. I went to support my team.
- 28:50Speaker 2: How much money did you give the school?
- 28:52Speaker 1: Well, I went to school there. I don't know how
- 28:53Speaker 1: much I gave them.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Well, I understand. But if you had a kid, would
- 28:55Speaker 2: you give millions of dollars to the school? No. Okay.
- 28:59Speaker 2: There you go.
- 29:00Speaker 1: I don't understand your point.
- 29:02Speaker 2: Exactly. I have no point. I didn't, I didn't understand
- 29:05Speaker 2: my point.
- 29:08Speaker 3: Okay.
- 29:08Speaker 2: Let's finish it up.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Okay.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Hey, at least they're conserving water. There's a new thing
- 29:14Speaker 1: called pheromone maxing. Some Gen Z men are taking a
- 29:19Speaker 1: tick tock. They said they're skipping their showers. One guy
- 29:22Speaker 1: says I stopped washing my hair at all. And now I, I,
- 29:26Speaker 1: get more compliments on how it smells and I get
- 29:29Speaker 1: more looks from women. He says pheromone maxing is key.
- 29:33Speaker 1: So don't shower. Don't use deodorant. Don't wash your hair.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Here comes Stinky Pete.
- 29:38Speaker 2: Yeah. And now we're going back. to the butt sniffing story.
- 29:41Speaker 1: There we go. It all circles back.
- 29:43Speaker 2: It all circles back. As Shakespeare once said, to sniff
- 29:48Speaker 2: a butt or to not sniff a butt. That is
- 29:51Speaker 2: the question.
- 29:52Speaker 3: Well, with all this smells, we have to end on this.
- 29:55Speaker 2: Yes, we do.
- 29:55Speaker 3: The last story. So, Old person smell is real, apparently.
- 30:04Speaker 3: And so science says that, you know, your favorite grandmother,
- 30:08Speaker 3: how they smelled, or grandfather, how they smelled. Some describe
- 30:12Speaker 3: it as like an old book or something. something vintage
- 30:15Speaker 3: well it is real apparently it's an actual biological phenomenon
- 30:20Speaker 3: caused by an epidermal um change that happens when people
- 30:25Speaker 3: age after 40 you start aging aging and then you
- 30:28Speaker 3: get this aging odor that they say aldehyde is the
- 30:33Speaker 3: name of it but the production of aldehyde and it
- 30:36Speaker 3: makes um You know, them smell different, kind of like
- 30:40Speaker 3: old cardboard.
- 30:41Speaker 1: A distinctive dusty granny smell. It does.
- 30:44Speaker 2: But you also had, when I was a kid, my
- 30:46Speaker 2: grandmother and my dad later on in life... They smelled
- 30:50Speaker 2: like mothballs because that was what they put in the closet.
- 30:55Speaker 2: You've smelled mothballs? By the way, it's not easy to
- 30:57Speaker 2: smell a mothball, by the way. Just getting your nose
- 31:00Speaker 2: in there is very, very difficult. Getting their legs apart? Yeah,
- 31:04Speaker 2: it's a tough one. Those old mothballs. The pheromones, those
- 31:08Speaker 2: mothball pheromones. Okay, I think we end on that note.
- 31:13Speaker 2: Why not? Yeah, that's what this show is all about.
- 31:16Speaker 2: It's classy. OK, coming up, the story about those electric
- 31:21Speaker 2: shock gloves and what California is doing on a couple
- 31:25Speaker 2: of levels of, of course, with its fight against ICE.
- 31:30Speaker 2: We'll start with that when we come back. KFI AM 640.
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