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All of the Lights: Invasion of the Christmas Snatchers · Home for the Holidays

• 0:04
  Greatmomma: Myth Lab Entertainment presents Home for the Holidays: All of the Lights.
• 0:11
  Greatmomma: 'Twas several nights before Christmas and all through the block my great niece was taking her usual walk.
• 0:25
  Greatmomma: She would speak to everybody.
• 0:27
  Robyn Gibson: Good evening.
• 0:28
  Greatmomma: Always offering favors.
• 0:29
  Greatmomma: Many folk believed she was a mighty fine neighbor.
• 0:33
  Greatmomma: And she was, to a degree, though a tad bit nosy.
• 0:37
  Robyn Gibson: How y'all doing?
• 0:38
  Greatmomma: Buried under those sentiments sounding so rosy.
• 0:41
  Greatmomma: And that bad side is one you don't want to be on.
• 0:45
  Greatmomma: So keep your tree branches trimmed and be on point with your lawn.
• 0:49
  Greatmomma: Don't let packages sit, nor let trash day escape you.
• 0:53
  Robyn Gibson: I see you.
• 0:53
  Greatmomma: Or she'd take out her phone and videotape you.
• 0:56
  Robyn Gibson: If you don't come get these damn cans...
• 0:57
  Greatmomma: She had many run-ins, but the one I'm gonna share might send a little white streak right into your hair.
• 1:04
  Greatmomma: She learned a big lesson one Yuletide night on minding her business 'bout all of the lights.
• 1:28
  Robyn Gibson: Hey neighbor! You wearing that hat. Where are you off to looking so cute?
• 1:30
  Hat Neighbor: I'm just trying to be like you.
• 1:33
  Robyn Gibson: Kev, are you walking the dogs or are they walking you?
• 1:35
  Kev: Robin, you crazy girl.
• 1:40
  Robyn Gibson: Mr.
• 1:40
  Robyn Gibson: Paige, you know you shouldn't be out here shoveling with that bad back of yours.
• 1:44
  Robyn Gibson: I'm gonna send Brian over here with that snowblower.
• 1:46
  Robyn Gibson: Go on back inside.
• 1:48
  Mr. Paige: Oh, bless you, Robin.
• 1:50
  Mr. Paige: You're the best.
• 1:53
  Robyn Gibson: Oh, Lord, have mercy.
• 1:54
  Robyn Gibson: I got to deal with this man today.
• 1:56
  Robyn Gibson: Mr.
• 1:58
  Robyn Gibson: Allen, you home?
• 2:00
  Robyn Gibson: It's Robin from next door.
• 2:02
  Robyn Gibson: I got another one of your packages by mistake.
• 2:05
  Gray Allen: Oh, that's a doorbell, not a panic button.
• 2:09
  Gray Allen: Give me a damn second to get down the stairs.
• 2:13
  Robyn Gibson: Okay, but I'm starting to get frostbite out here.
• 2:17
  Gray Allen: What now, Mrs.
• 2:19
  Gray Allen: Gibson?
• 2:20
  Robyn Gibson: Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you, but I believe this is yours.
• 2:25
  Robyn Gibson: I would have left it at your doorstep, but Ms.
• 2:27
  Robyn Gibson: Wright said these porch pirates have been bold and busy this week.
• 2:31
  Robyn Gibson: Here you go.
• 2:32
  Robyn Gibson: (Old ungrateful ass.) Listen, I don't know why these delivery drivers keep mixing up our houses after all you've done to stand out.
• 2:43
  Gray Allen: If this is about my Christmas lights again, I already told you.
• 2:48
  Robyn Gibson: That you're not taking them down?
• 2:49
  Robyn Gibson: I already know.
• 2:50
  Robyn Gibson: But would you be open to some slight edits?
• 2:53
  Robyn Gibson: This isn't even about me.
• 2:56
  Robyn Gibson: I'm thinking about all the sick elderly people and little kids on this block.
• 3:01
  Robyn Gibson: Some of us need to sleep, and you got this place lit up like the Vegas Strip.
• 3:06
  Gray Allen: If you're the protector of peace in this neighborhood, might I suggest that your first mission be to wrangle in those unruly children of yours.
• 3:16
  Gray Allen: Hooting and hollering all day and night.
• 3:19
  Gray Allen: I've asked you repeatedly to stop them from flying that spy craft over my property.
• 3:27
  Robyn Gibson: A toy drone? Look, I'm not doing this with you today.
• 3:29
  Robyn Gibson: I'm just not.
• 3:30
  Gray Allen: Furthermore, I don't see anything wrong with my decorations.
• 3:34
  Robyn Gibson: Probably because you burned out your retinas.
• 3:37
  Robyn Gibson: Look at this mess.
• 3:39
  Robyn Gibson: You've got blinking lights, twinkling lights, cascading lights, flickering lights, hell, strobe lights.
• 3:48
  Robyn Gibson: This house needs a damn epilepsy warning.
• 3:51
  Robyn Gibson: My goodness.
• 3:53
  Gray Allen: Really?
• 3:54
  Robyn Gibson: Oh Lord.
• 3:54
  Robyn Gibson: And now you got these red icicle things aimed right at my bedroom window.
• 4:00
  Robyn Gibson: Exactly, who do you think is coming to town, Mr.
• 4:02
  Robyn Gibson: Allen?
• 4:03
  Robyn Gibson: Santa or Satan?
• 4:05
  Gray Allen: Oh, you're the only one I hear complaining.
• 4:09
  Robyn Gibson: Oh, please.
• 4:10
  Robyn Gibson: Our neighbors have been roasting you like a chestnut over an open fire.
• 4:13
  Robyn Gibson: Do you know what they call you on the Next Door app?
• 4:16
  Gray Allen: What?
• 4:16
  Robyn Gibson: The nuisance of the neighborhood.
• 4:19
  Gray Allen: Really?
• 4:19
  Robyn Gibson: And I don't condone bullying, but they ain't wrong.
• 4:22
  Gray Allen: Yeah, well, one day you'll learn that on the road of life, a path of people pleasing leads nowhere.
• 4:29
  Robyn Gibson: What?
• 4:30
  Gray Allen: Simply put, I don't give a shit.
• 4:34
  Robyn Gibson: I guess curmudgeons gonna curmudge.
• 4:40
  Gray Allen: What is this?
• 4:41
  Gray Allen: Some kind of bomb?
• 4:44
  Robyn Gibson: An outdoor timer.
• 4:45
  Robyn Gibson: Let's just call it an early Christmas gift and a compromise.
• 4:49
  Robyn Gibson: This way you can enjoy your little light show and program it to turn off when folks are trying to sleep.
• 4:54
  Robyn Gibson: So do we have a deal, Mr.
• 4:55
  Robyn Gibson: Allen?
• 4:57
  Gray Allen: I'll tell you what.
• 4:58
  Gray Allen: If any of my bills get mistakenly delivered to your house, and you pay them, then we have a deal.
• 5:08
  Gray Allen: Until then.
• 5:11
  Robyn Gibson: Oh, this motherfucker.
• 5:16
  Greatmomma: Now we're back at my niece's house.
• 5:19
  Greatmomma: She's feeling defeated.
• 5:21
  Greatmomma: Though it was cold outside let's just say she was heated.
• 5:25
  Greatmomma: It was late in the evening, but the light on the lawn had it looking much more like the breaking of dawn.
• 5:31
  Greatmomma: She and her hubby were settled in bed when she ended up triggered by something he said.
• 5:38
  Brian Gibson: Babe, can you turn off the lights?
• 5:41
  Robyn Gibson: Brian, the lights are off.
• 5:43
  Brian Gibson: What?
• 5:43
  Robyn Gibson: This meteor shower happening outside of our window is courtesy of Mr.
• 5:48
  Robyn Gibson: "All of the Lights" Allen.
• 5:50
  Robyn Gibson: Oh, he's doing his big one tonight.
• 5:53
  Brian Gibson: I thought you were going to talk to him.
• 5:55
  Robyn Gibson: I swear every time I say something to that man, he goes and adds another string of lights just to piss me off.
• 6:03
  Brian Gibson: Well, stop going over there.
• 6:04
  Robyn Gibson: I'm done trying to communicate.
• 6:06
  Robyn Gibson: I completely misjudged the level of this man's lunacy.
• 6:10
  Robyn Gibson: And I'm only partially fluent in crazy.
• 6:13
  Brian Gibson: I'll be so glad when Christmas is over.
• 6:15
  Brian Gibson: And I don't have to hear that man's name in this house ever again.
• 6:19
  Brian Gibson: Just put a pillow over your head like this and try to get some sleep.
• 6:24
  Brian Gibson: See, it works.
• 6:26
  CJ Gibson: (screaming) Mom, dad!
• 6:26
  Imani Gibson: Mom! Dad! Help!!!!!
• 6:29
  Robyn Gibson: Did you hear that?
• 6:30
  Robyn Gibson: Get that damn pillow off of your head.
• 6:32
  Robyn Gibson: CJ and Imani, stop yelling! Your dad and I trying to think.
• 6:40
  Brian Gibson: I'm going to check around the back of the house.
• 6:42
  Brian Gibson: Y'all stay put.
• 6:44
  Robyn Gibson: I bet Mr.
• 6:45
  Robyn Gibson: Allen blew up his house with all them damn lights.
• 6:47
  Robyn Gibson: Are you kids scared?
• 6:49
  CJ Gibson: Yes!
• 6:50
  Robyn Gibson: You want to sleep in here with us tonight?
• 6:59
  Robyn Gibson: Naw, it's too bright!
• 6:59
  Cousin Sharon: So what happened?
• 7:03
  Robyn Gibson: It went boom! Girl, I thought the whole roof was about to collapse on us. The kids were screaming. Brian and I just grabbed them and ran out the back with nothing on our feet!
• 7:10
  Cousin Sharon: I know that's right.
• 7:11
  Cousin Sharon: Run first and ask why later.
• 7:14
  Robyn Gibson: They said it was an ice quake.
• 7:16
  Robyn Gibson: Did it happen over your way too?
• 7:18
  Cousin Sharon: No.
• 7:18
  Cousin Sharon: That's crazy.
• 7:21
  Robyn Gibson: Shhhh! I'm on the phone with your cousin Sharon. Sit down and eat your breakfast.
• 7:25
  CJ Gibson: There's a package outside.
• 7:26
  Robyn Gibson: Girl, let me call you back.
• 7:28
  Robyn Gibson: What did I tell you about opening up that door.
• 7:30
  Robyn Gibson: Somebody could be outside hiding, ready to snatch your little asses up.
• 7:33
  Robyn Gibson: Forget about the presents.
• 7:35
  Robyn Gibson: I'm getting y'all some street smarts for Christmas.
• 7:38
  Imani Gibson: CJ, is it for me?
• 7:40
  Imani Gibson: Give it.
• 7:41
  CJ Gibson: Stop.
• 7:41
  CJ Gibson: Stop.
• 7:46
  Robyn Gibson: Not everything that comes into this house is for you, greedy.
• 7:49
  CJ Gibson: It says it's for Mr.
• 7:50
  CJ Gibson: Gray Allen.
• 7:51
  CJ Gibson: From Gemson's Specialty Lights.
• 7:54
  Robyn Gibson: Lord help me, Jesus.
• 7:56
  Robyn Gibson: CJ, go put that package under the Christmas tree.
• 7:59
  Robyn Gibson: Way, way, way in the back.
• 8:01
  Robyn Gibson: I'll deal with it later.
• 8:02
  Robyn Gibson: Now finish up your food so we can help clean up for the Christmas Eve party tonight.
• 8:06
  Imani Gibson: But it wasn't even our idea to have the party.
• 8:09
  Imani Gibson: We're just bystanders.
• 8:11
  Robyn Gibson: If that's how you feel, I better not catch you standing up by any party wings.
• 8:16
  Robyn Gibson: Grandma's sweet potato pie.
• 8:18
  Greatmomma: So now we fast forward to Christmas Eve night.
• 8:21
  Greatmomma: Robyn had the house sparkling, not a dust bunny in sight.
• 8:25
  Greatmomma: Brian had the broom, Imani the mop.
• 8:28
  Greatmomma: CJ tested their handiwork with his pure white socks.
• 8:32
  Greatmomma: Presents were under the tree, matching paper and bows.
• 8:36
  Greatmomma: Every surface was gleaming from sink to commode.
• 8:39
  Greatmomma: The desserts were laid out.
• 8:41
  Greatmomma: The appetizers were done.
• 8:42
  Greatmomma: But Robyn knew there was something that could ruin their fun.
• 8:57
  Gray Allen: Mrs.
• 8:58
  Gray Allen: Gibson! What are you doing in my yard?
• 9:02
  Robyn Gibson: Uh looking for you?
• 9:04
  Robyn Gibson: I thought I heard you back here.
• 9:06
  Robyn Gibson: I'm just out here reminding all these neighbors about my party tonight.
• 9:10
  Robyn Gibson: We'll try to keep the noise to a minimum.
• 9:13
  Robyn Gibson: But you may hear some extra hooting and hollering as you say.
• 9:17
  Robyn Gibson: But don't call the cops, cause it's just my cousins n ‘nem.
• 9:21
  Gray Allen: Oh, how wonderful.
• 9:23
  Gray Allen: There will be more of you to contend with.
• 9:27
  Gray Allen: Thanks for the warning.
• 9:31
  Robyn Gibson: How about you?
• 9:31
  Robyn Gibson: Do you have any family coming in for the holidays?
• 9:34
  Gray Allen: I haven't seen my family in a very long time.
• 9:38
  Gray Allen: Mrs.
• 9:39
  Gray Allen: Gibson?
• 9:40
  Robyn Gibson: That's a shame.
• 9:41
  Robyn Gibson: What happened?
• 9:42
  Robyn Gibson: They owe you money?
• 9:44
  Robyn Gibson: You owe them some money?
• 9:46
  Gray Allen: Nothing like that.
• 9:47
  Gray Allen: They live quite a distance away.
• 9:50
  Gray Allen: But I hope to see them very soon.
• 9:54
  Robyn Gibson: But listen, don't hope.
• 9:56
  Robyn Gibson: You gotta make it happen.
• 9:57
  Robyn Gibson: Family over everything, right?
• 9:59
  Robyn Gibson: Well, anywho, let me go on and get out of your way.
• 10:04
  Robyn Gibson: Oh.
• 10:05
  Robyn Gibson: And you know you're more than welcome to come tonight.
• 10:09
  Gray Allen: That's very kind of you, but I wouldn't want to impose.
• 10:13
  Robyn Gibson: Oh Lord, thank God.
• 10:15
  Robyn Gibson: I don't want to twist your arm, but if you change your mind, you know where we live.
• 10:21
  Gray Allen: Hold on! Stop!
• 10:23
  Robyn Gibson: Shit!
• 10:24
  Gray Allen: While I have you here?
• 10:26
  Gray Allen: Did you happen to get another one of my packages?
• 10:29
  Gray Allen: I'm expecting something very important.
• 10:33
  Robyn Gibson: Hmm?
• 10:34
  Robyn Gibson: No.
• 10:35
  Robyn Gibson: I don't recall seeing anything.
• 10:37
  Robyn Gibson: These damn package thieves are relentless.
• 10:40
  Robyn Gibson: 'Tis the season for snatching and grabbing, I guess.
• 10:44
  Gray Allen: I guess.
• 10:49
  Greatmomma: Merry Christmas, baby! It's time to get down.
• 10:52
  Greatmomma: My niece and her family were gathering round.
• 10:55
  Greatmomma: It was 7 p.m.
• 10:57
  Greatmomma: sharp.
• 10:57
  Greatmomma: And as guests were talking and dancing, they noticed Robyn by the window doing some watching and glancing.
• 11:05
  Greatmomma: But the sky stayed dark. She was mumbling "Thank God."
• 11:09
  Brian Gibson: Hey!
• 11:09
  Greatmomma: Her company had begun to find her behavior quite odd.
• 11:13
  Greatmomma: Luckily, she joined them and was having a blast.
• 11:18
  Greatmomma: Looks like her box scheme was working at last.
• 11:32
  Robyn Gibson: Auntie Lisa! It's so good to see you.
• 11:35
  Robyn Gibson: Come on in.
• 11:36
  Robyn Gibson: Everybody's in the back.
• 11:38
  Robyn Gibson: And don't mind that thing flying around.
• 11:41
  Robyn Gibson: The kids wanted to film the party with the drone.
• 11:44
  Aunt Lisa: Ew, y'all have a dog.
• 11:45
  Aunt Lisa: You know, I get nervous around anything furry.
• 11:49
  Robyn Gibson: No, CJ's allergic.
• 11:51
  Aunt Lisa: Okay.
• 11:52
  Aunt Lisa: I got worried when I saw those little paw prints around the house.
• 11:56
  Robyn Gibson: What prints?
• 11:57
  Robyn Gibson: Oh, I think our neighbor's poodle got out again.
• 12:03
  Robyn Gibson: Poor baby must be freezing.
• 12:05
  Robyn Gibson: Let me call Kev.
• 12:07
  Greatmomma: Back at Mr.
• 12:08
  Greatmomma: Allen's house, he had a different concern.
• 12:10
  Greatmomma: Had his lights been sabotaged?
• 12:13
  Greatmomma: Were they broken or burned?
• 12:15
  Greatmomma: Had some neighborhood hoodlums cut one of his wires.
• 12:18
  Greatmomma: He got out his ladder and climbed higher and higher.
• 12:27
  Gray Allen: Why won't you turn on?
• 12:29
  Gray Allen: You kids?
• 12:32
  Gray Allen: Will you get that damn drone out of here?
• 12:41
  Greatmomma: While Mr.
• 12:42
  Greatmomma: Allen was up on his roof, a muttering and grumbling, the Gibson's event turned out to be bumping.
• 12:47
  Greatmomma: There was Uno and Domino's, even some spades, and everyone loved the rum cake Big Mama had made.
• 12:54
  Greatmomma: The children weren't fighting.
• 12:56
  Greatmomma: The adults were just laughing.
• 12:58
  Greatmomma: Then Imani walked up with a question quite baffling.
• 13:02
  Imani Gibson: Dad, what happened to Mr.
• 13:04
  Imani Gibson: Allen's cool Christmas lights?
• 13:06
  Imani Gibson: CJ and I want them in the video.
• 13:08
  Brian Gibson: Looks like your mama is a better negotiator than I thought.
• 13:11
  Brian Gibson: Babe, how'd you get Mr.
• 13:13
  Brian Gibson: Allen to back down?
• 13:15
  Robyn Gibson: I guess he had a change of heart.
• 13:17
  Greatmomma: Now, deep down, Robyn knew no heart had been changed.
• 13:21
  Greatmomma: In fact, that box she had borrowed was acting quite strange.
• 13:26
  Greatmomma: It was making a loud buzzing sound from under the tree.
• 13:29
  Greatmomma: Robin was glad no one could hear it over her loud company.
• 13:33
  Greatmomma: But she was starting to feel nervous, though she stayed laughing and smiling.
• 13:38
  Greatmomma: What if Mr.
• 13:39
  Greatmomma: Allen found out and came over there wilding?
• 13:42
  Greatmomma: Just as her fears had reached their peak, she heard the video bell chime, and she knew who it'd be.
• 13:49
  Greatmomma: There was no need to check the camera or investigate.
• 13:53
  Greatmomma: She had one more guest, and he was fashionably late.
• 14:00
  Robyn Gibson: Mr.
• 14:01
  Robyn Gibson: Allen.
• 14:01
  Robyn Gibson: You actually came?
• 14:03
  Gray Allen: Mrs.
• 14:04
  Gray Allen: Gibson.
• 14:05
  Robyn Gibson: Let me introduce you to my family.
• 14:07
  Gray Allen: Mrs.
• 14:07
  Gray Allen: Gibson.
• 14:08
  Robyn Gibson: Everyone?
• 14:08
  Robyn Gibson: Meet Mr.
• 14:10
  Robyn Gibson: Allen.
• 14:11
  Cousin Sharon: Wait.
• 14:11
  Cousin Sharon: I know that's not the neighbor she's been bothering me about.
• 14:14
  Robyn Gibson: Can I take your coat?
• 14:16
  Robyn Gibson: Get you a drink?
• 14:17
  Robyn Gibson: Do you play Bid Whist?
• 14:19
  Gray Allen: No.
• 14:19
  Gray Allen: This isn't a social call, Mrs.
• 14:22
  Gray Allen: Gibson.
• 14:23
  Gray Allen: I presume these scissors belong to you.
• 14:26
  Gray Allen: Was this the real reason for your little visit today?
• 14:29
  Gray Allen: To cut my lights and abscond with my package?
• 14:32
  Brian Gibson: Babe?
• 14:33
  Brian Gibson: What's he talking about?
• 14:34
  Gray Allen: I was able to track my delivery here.
• 14:38
  Gray Allen: On top of vandalism and obstruction of correspondence, do you realize the havoc you've wrought?
• 14:45
  Robyn Gibson: Wait a minute.
• 14:46
  Robyn Gibson: You are the fool, not me.
• 14:47
  Robyn Gibson: The havoc I've wrought?
• 14:49
  Robyn Gibson: Mr.
• 14:50
  Robyn Gibson: Allen, you are really something else.
• 14:52
  Robyn Gibson: This neighborhood has been under siege for weeks by those ugly ass Christmas lights you can see from space.
• 14:59
  Robyn Gibson: You refuse to listen to reason, so somebody had to save us.
• 15:03
  Brian Gibson: Hold on.
• 15:04
  Brian Gibson: Hold on.
• 15:05
  Brian Gibson: Everybody needs to calm down and stop incriminating themselves.
• 15:12
  Cousin Sharon: I don't know who you think you are, sir, but you can't come up in here talking crazy to my little cousin.
• 15:17
  Aunt Lisa: What's all this fussing and fighting?
• 15:18
  Aunt Lisa: I can see the damn Christmas lights from here.
• 15:21
  Aunt Lisa: And I don't even have my glasses on.
• 15:23
  Cousin Sharon: Robyn, you weren't lying.
• 15:25
  Cousin Sharon: That shit is bright.
• 15:30
  Aunt Lisa: Oh, what was that?
• 15:31
  Robyn Gibson: Relax.
• 15:32
  Robyn Gibson: It's just an ice quake.
• 15:42
  Gray Allen: Not quite.
• 15:44
  Gray Allen: Allow me to introduce you to my family.
• 15:49
  Gray Allen: Gibson's meet The Greys.
• 15:55
  Brian Gibson: Aliens?
• 16:00
  Imani Gibson: They shot down our drone.
• 16:03
  Gray Allen: What a travesty!
• 16:07
  Brian Gibson: Now what are you doing?
• 16:08
  Brian Gibson: Oh my god, they're on the wall! They're on the wall! No, they're coming up the side of the wall! What are you doing over there?
• 16:14
  Brian Gibson: Get off my TV!
• 16:15
  CJ Gibson: I have to get the drone!!!!
• 16:22
  Brian Gibson: CJ, if you don't get your disobedient behind away from that door, kids, over here, now!
• 16:28
  Robyn Gibson: Wait, wait, wait! You're a grey alien! Gray Allen?
• 16:33
  Robyn Gibson: Grey alien?
• 16:35
  Robyn Gibson: Ah! You didn't even try to hide that shit! But why are you here?
• 16:40
  Robyn Gibson: What do you want with us?
• 16:47
  Cousin Sharon: Run first and ask those stupid ass questions later!
• 16:47
  Gray Allen: Yes, well you were correct about my lights being bright enough to see from space.
• 16:54
  Gray Allen: Oh, I needed them to safely guide my family in from Planet Alteron. But meddlers had to meddle.
• 17:07
  Gray Allen: Now you've drawn them to your home instead with that transponder you stole and so carelessly concealed.
• 17:18
  Brian Gibson: Allegedly stole.
• 17:20
  Robyn Gibson: That package was delivered here by mistake.
• 17:23
  Robyn Gibson: I was gonna give it back after the holidays.
• 17:26
  Robyn Gibson: See, it's right here under the tree.
• 17:29
  Aunt Lisa: Sir, we don't want no smoke from y'all aliens.
• 17:32
  Aunt Lisa: No lasers, no probes, none of that.
• 17:34
  Robyn Gibson: Please just take the transponder thingy and go.
• 17:38
  Gray Allen: Oh! What would be the fun in that?
• 17:59
  Greatmomma: The party goers were snatched right into the sky.
• 18:02
  Greatmomma: Neighbors all around could hear their scared cries.
• 18:05
  Greatmomma: Aunt Lisa was particularly through because the experience took her out of her brand new shoes.
• 18:11
  Greatmomma: Cousin Sharon was worried her car would get towed if she didn't retrieve it right out of the road.
• 18:18
  Greatmomma: But they had bigger concerns than a ticket or clothes.
• 18:22
  Greatmomma: As that beam of light locked in on them, they froze.
• 18:26
  Greatmomma: The last words to be heard were the Gibsons in flight.
• 18:32
  Greatmomma: All because Robyn couldn't abide by those lights.
• 18:36
  Robyn Gibson: Brian! Imani! CJ!
• 18:40
  Gray Allen: Delivery!
• 18:59
  Robyn Gibson: I can't come to the door.
• 19:00
  Robyn Gibson: Whatever it is, just leave it.
• 19:19
  Gray Allen: Mrs. Gibson, I believe these are yours. It seems they were delivered to my home planet by mistake.
• 19:23
  Robyn Gibson: Mom!
• 19:24
  Brian Gibson: Babe!
• 19:24
  Robyn Gibson: You brought them back.
• 19:26
  Robyn Gibson: Brian! Babies!
• 19:28
  Gray Allen: Let's just call it a Christmas gift.
• 19:31
  Gray Allen: And a compromise.
• 19:34
  Cousin Sharon: Girl, those Greys know how to throw a party.
• 19:38
  Cousin Sharon: A couple of them are cute, too.
• 19:40
  CJ Gibson: We flew in the ship!
• 19:41
  Imani Gibson: I can't wait to tell all my friends.
• 19:43
  Imani Gibson: They'll never believe you went to space.
• 19:46
  Gray Allen: Oh about that.
• 19:50
  Greatmomma: With a whip of a device that no one could name, Mr.
• 19:54
  Greatmomma: Allen cleared the memories from everyone's brains.
• 19:56
  Greatmomma: The lights, the drones, the abduction, the ship, the entire adventure, gone in a blip.
• 20:06
  Greatmomma: He turned around and walked back next door, thankfully to feud no more.
• 20:12
  Greatmomma: But if only Mr.
• 20:13
  Greatmomma: Allen had been able to zap away what was written in the Next Door app.
• 20:19
  Robyn Gibson: Brian, Brian! Oh my god, I think they're talking about us on here.
• 20:23
  Brian Gibson: Talking about us where?
• 20:25
  Robyn Gibson: Next Door, baby.
• 20:26
  Robyn Gibson: They're saying we were making all kinds of noise and that we had a party and kept everyone up.
• 20:30
  Brian Gibson: Party?
• 20:31
  Brian Gibson: What party?
• 20:32
  Brian Gibson: Maybe they heard the kids on their games.
• 20:35
  Robyn Gibson: And the whole damn neighborhood heard?
• 20:37
  Robyn Gibson: Brian, listen.
• 20:39
  Robyn Gibson: Listen to this.
• 20:40
  Neighbors: Those Gibsons have got to go.
• 20:42
  Neighbors: That Christmas Eve party was loud as hell.
• 20:45
  Mr. Paige: Loud as hell.
• 20:46
  Neighbors: Whatever happened to Silent Night?
• 20:48
  Neighbors: When did we start shooting fireworks on Christmas Eve?
• 20:51
  Neighbors: The Gibsons just be doing the absolute most.
• 20:54
  Neighbors: No respect for people trying to sleep.
• 20:56
  Neighbors: Looks like we got a new nuisance of the neighborhood on our hands.
• 21:01
  Robyn Gibson: What?
• 21:01
  Robyn Gibson: Oh no!!!!!! No!!!!!!!
• 21:32
  Greatmomma: Tune in for the next episode of Home for the Holidays.
• 21:36
  Greatmomma: An entitled woman makes her New Year's resolutions come true, but at a terrible cost in: "The Burning Bowl." Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.